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- 我靠 我靠 - 怎么了 - Fuck me. Fuck me. - What?
- 我靠 - 怎么了 - Fuck me! - What?
- 强 床上有东西 - 什么东西 - John, there's something in the bed! - What?
有东西顺着我的腿爬上来了 我没看清是什么 Something crawled up my leg and I can't see it!
- 什么 - 我没看见啊 - What? - I can't see it!
- 蜘蛛吗 - 不是 是那种小得几乎看不见的 - A spider? - No! Something invisible like
虱子 疥螨或者臭虫 lice or scabies or bed bugs!
我们床上没有臭虫 Oh, we don't have bed bugs.
强 我也没法把衣服都烧了啊 Oh, John, I can't afford to burn all my clothes.
别慌 莫伊拉 Oh, Moira, relax.
别慌 要是这里有虱子 我也跑不掉 Just relax. If we had lice, I'd have lice.
猜猜谁来了 Guess who?
迪迪 Dee Dee!
- 你好啊 莫莫 - 你怎么来了 - Hi, Momo. - What the hell?
不好意思 我应该先跟你们打个招呼的 但是 I'm sorry. I know I should've called, but, um,
我真的很想到我姐姐的新家来 I just thought it'd be really fun to come see my older sister
见她一面 in her new digs.
叨扰一小会 You know, a little visit.
你身上有虱子吗 我不太想染上 Do you really have lice? I'd hate to contract
虱子 lice.
富家
穷路
那么 迪迪 你看起来 So, Dee Dee, you are, uh,
气色不错 looking well.
我每周都做一次海藻面膜疗养 Seaweed facials. I get one every week.
关于我的谈得不少了 你们过得怎么样 But enough about me, I wanna talk about you guys.
要知道当我一听说你们的生活一败涂地后 I want you to know that I really wanted to come and visit you
我就想来看看你们的 when I heard about your life collapsing,
但同一周 我得到了一次飞跃性的升职机会 but I got this really big job promotion that week
然后 事情就 你知道 一发不可收拾 and things got, you know, kind of crazy.
加上 咱们最近也没怎么见面 Plus, we haven't really seen much of each other recently.
也是 我们今年还挺忙的 Yes, well, we've had kind of a hectic year.
多亏了互联网 Well, thank goodness for the Internet.
要不然我都不知道你们俩是死是活 Seemed to be the only thing letting me know you two were still alive.
电话也很实用啊 Telephone is also amazing.
你只用按几个键然后说 You just push the buttons and say,
你好啊 是我 你的死鬼妹妹 "Hi, it's me, your deadbeat sister."
我最喜欢看你们拌嘴了 Well, it's a treat seeing you two going at it again.
孩子们 Kids!
进来跟你们的小姨迪迪打个招呼 Come in and say hi to your Aunt Dee Dee.
要不想再等十年 你俩最好麻利点 Better hurry before she disappears for another decade.
什么 What?
看看你们 都长大成人了 Look at you guys. You've grown.
为什么我会觉得你已经死了 Why did I think that you were dead?
你真会说话 Ah, you're so sweet.
从上次咱们见面到现在过了多久了 Now, how long has it been since we've seen each other?
我记得你带着一个胡里奥叔叔 I think you crashed one of my pool parties
来毁了我的泳池派对 with some guy you were calling "Uncle Julio."
记着呢 I remember that.
行啦 钱给你们支配 给自己买点好东西 All right, you guys treat yourself, okay? Buy yourself something nice.
- 一百块 - 我的天 - $100? - Oh, my God.
- 我的天 我好想你 - 我的天 哇 - Oh, my God. I missed you. - Oh, my goodness. Wow.
我真的好想你 真的好想你 I missed you so much. I missed you so much.
老天 他们都是好孩子 Oh, gosh, look at them. They are sweet kids.
真不知道你们瞎操心什么 莫伊拉 I don't know what you were so worried about, Moira.
迪迪 你到这里来干什么 Dee Dee, what are you doing here?
你想在这个汽车旅馆住下来吗 我帮你开个房去 Are you staying here at the motel? Can I get you a room?
不用了 天呐 No. God, no.
不是 我是想说 No, I mean...
不用了 我在埃尔姆代尔的舒心酒店里 No, I booked myself into a junior suite
给自己预定了一间小套房 谢谢 at the Comfort Inn in Elmdale, thank you.
这里也不错 只是 没有健身房 This is very darling. It's just, it doesn't have a gym
而现在是我一生中身材最好的时刻 and I'm kind of in the best shape of my life right now,
我挺想好好保持下去的 and I kind of wanna keep it that way.
随你 Okay.
办 公 室
行啊 你的意思是要是我整天修理电灯 Okay, so you're saying that I would be as in shape as you are
也能和你一样把身材保持得这么好 if I just fixed lights all day?
差不多就是这个意思 Pretty much. Well,
加上再随处做做引体向上 a few pull-ups here and there.
那你还是会健身啊 Okay, so you do work out.
你这个大骗子 You are such a liar.
史蒂薇刚刚讲笑话了吗 还是 Wow. Did Stevie say something funny or...
- 格兰特 这是大卫·罗斯 - 你好 - Grant, this is David Rose. - Hi.
- 他打算永久定居在这里 - 别再这样说了 - He's one of our permanent guests here. - Don't say that, again.
- 格兰特帮我们维修设备 - 真不错 - Grant does repairs around here. - Oh, great.
他刚跟我说 自己干点杂活 He was also just trying to tell me that he got that body
统筹 小螺号
就能练出这么好的身材 from just being a handyman.
格兰特你个壮实的大骗子 Well, isn't Grant just a big, fat liar.
片源 耐卡网
我得去找个合适的指套 I gotta grab the right Marrette, so.
特效 折木
我脑子转不过来了 她一直让我分心 My head is all over the place. She keeps distracting me.
也是 Yeah.
翻译 taeyeoooon
他的上衣可真修身 Wow. He is wearing a tight shirt.
翻译 欧若拉欧小姐
他打算来帮你修理一下 So, is he gonna do some repairs on your...
你的内衣吗 On your undies?
校对 欧若拉欧小姐
你怎么知道他不是已经完事了 Who's to say he hasn't already?
真好 Wow. Great.
怎么 你觉得堵心吗 Why? Is that a problem for you?
没 没 上你 No. No. Do you.
上他 都行 Do him. Do both.
- 把事情办成 挺好 - 那就好 我会的 - Do things. Yeah. - Great. I think I might.
好呢 冲冲冲 Good. Jump in.
那 So...
你看我们要不要给炮友这个关系 We should probably establish some boundaries
设下一些界限 about this whole friends-with-benefits thing.
行 好的 来设吧 Okay. Yeah. No, let's do that.
咱们 嗯 来给友谊里 Let's, uh, let's put up some boundaries
不常发生的小甜头设点界限 for the infrequent benefits that our friendship has.
我觉得这点很好 I think that's really good.
咱们是在你去撩修理工先生之后再商量 Can we do that after you screw Mr. Fix-it,
还是你现在就等不及了 or would you like to do it now?
那我们来立点规矩 Let's throw some boundaries up.
行 Okay.
你好 特怀拉 Hey, Twyla.
特怀拉 Twyla.
特怀拉 Twyla?
不好意思 我没有瞄准你来着 I'm so sorry. I really didn't think that was gonna hit you.
没事 你妈妈今早也砸到我了 That's okay. Your mom did the same thing to me this morning.
- 好吧 - 你们想吃点啥 - Okay. - What can I get you guys?
咖啡就好 谢谢 Just coffees. Thanks.
那边是什么情况 So what's going on over there?
我想准备点东西 给马特的小礼物 I'm just working on something. Just a little thing for Mutt.
他要过生日了吗 Oh. Is it his birthday or something?
不是 我爸爸常说 怀疑之时 随心而唱 No. My dad always said, "When in doubt, say it with a song."
他是弗里特伍德·麦克的随团技工 He was a roadie with Fleetwood Mac
这也是在他被乐队下限制令以前 and that was the last thing Mick Fleetwood said to him
米克·弗里特伍德: 1942年生于伦敦，是世界上最出名、最有才华的摇滚乐鼓手之一。 他的乐队，弗里特伍德麦克，曾卖出上千万亿张唱片。
米克·弗里特伍德对他说的最后一句话 before the band hit him with a restraining order.
那你是在给马特写歌吗 So you're writing a song for Mutt, then?
是啊 我正在构思 Yeah, I'm trying to.
真贴心 那你想写点什么 Cute. So what, is it about
你的感受 对爱情的理解还是什么别的 your feelings, or is it love and... What?
你是想调查出一个时间线报告吗 Are we shooting a Dateline investigative report?
不是 我只是想给我的朋友支支招 No, we're not. I'm just looking out for my friend.
老实说 特怀 Honestly, Twy,
打消这个念头吧 ixnay on the ongsay.
因为我以前也试过 Because I tried it once
但对方从我手上夺走了吉他 and the guy ripped the guitar out of my hands
并且狠狠地往地下砸 and he just started smashing it on the ground.
虽然 我的确五音不全 Granted, I am tone deaf and he was a...
而他是个易怒的海军陆战队士兵 不过 He was a super angry Marine, but...
你就让人家姑娘给她男朋友写歌吧 Just let the girl write her boyfriend a song.
我知道 我赞成的 很赞成 Okay, I know. And I'm all for it, I'm all for it.
我只是觉得 你在犯下一个大错 I just think it's... I think it's a super big mistake.
希特湾杂货店
大卫 David!
乔丝琳 你好啊 Jocelyn. Hi.
我能问你点事情吗 Can I ask you something?
看情况吧 Uh, that depends.
我该怎么开口呢 How shall I put this?
你看起来像那种在高中混得很差的人 You strike me as the sort of person that had a hard time in high school.
谢谢您啊 Thank you.
比如说你花里胡哨的上衣啊 Your floral top, for instance.
我有什么能帮您的吗 Is there something I can help you with?
我们学校有个新生不太合群 Well, there's a new kid in my school and he's having a little trouble fitting in.
他也在自己的性取向上举棋不定 He's also struggling with his sexuality,
所以我想也许你能 which I think that you may be also...
我能帮上什么忙 乔丝琳 What can I help you with, Jocelyn?
我考虑了一下 要是你能来学校一趟 Well, I was thinking, wouldn't it be wonderful
可就再好不过了 if you could come down to the school,
你知道 跟他谈谈心啊 让他知道生活会越来越明朗 you know, maybe talk to him and tell him that things only get better.
要我去指导一个孩子的人生规划 The idea of me life coaching another human being
你就一点也不担心吗 should scare you.
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非常担心 我不会 A lot. I don't...
我就知道你骨子里是好人 大卫 I knew there was a good person in there somewhere, David.
还有 宝贝 Oh, and, honey,
选那款棉絮的 其他的会扎得你很不舒服 get the quilted, that other stuff will chafe you right up.
说来很奇怪 So, this is weird.
到今天这是有史以来我自愿和别人谈得最久的一次 Um, today marks the longest relationship that I've ever voluntarily had with someone.
自愿 Voluntarily?
对啊 其实我谈得最久的一次是 Yeah. The actual longest relationship was, um,
和沙特阿拉伯王子长达三个月的外遇 a three-month affair with a Saudi prince,
但最后的两个月 but for the last two months of that,
我被他困在宫殿里还得想方设法想和大使取得联系 I was trapped in his palace trying to get to an embassy.
那跟我说说 你和特怀拉怎么样了 Um, so, hey. How is it going with you and Twyla?
你们挺配的 You guys are looking cute.
我说不清 I don't know.
为什么 怎么了 Why? What's going on?
不知道 没什么 还过得去 I don't know. It... It's nothing. It's fine.
好吧 要是我的男朋友称我们的感情是 还过得去 Okay, if my boyfriend ever described our relationship as "fine,"
- 那我真的会 - 就是 - I think I would literally... - It's just...
- 感觉我们就是在消磨时光 - 什么 - It feels like it's run its course. - What?
而且就我看 这段时间我们都心知肚明 And I think we've both known it for a while now.
让我喘口气吧 Oh, give me a break.
你怎么找到我的 How did you find me?
没别的地方可去了啊 Well, where else is there to go?
也可能是强尼告诉我的 And Johnny may have told me.
真是谢谢了 强尼 Thank you, Johnny.
莫伊拉 为什么你非要搞得我这么难堪 Moira, why are you making this so difficult for me?
从何说起呢 Oh. Where do I start?
你知道 我们还是最好不要谈这个 Uh, you know, I think it's best we don't go there.
不要 我想谈 拜托说说吧 No, I'd like to go there. Please, take me.
五万美元 听着耳熟吗 $50,000. Does that sound familiar?
- 对 你送给我的首付钱 - 不是 我借你的 - Yes. You gave that to me as a down payment... - No, loaned it.
你将它作为布法罗联排别墅的首付送给我的 You gave it to me as a down payment for my Buffalonian town house.
我们把钱递给你而你说 We handed you the money and you said...
- 谢谢 - 迟啦 - Thank you? - Ugh. Too late.
这样啊 莫伊拉 Well, Moira,
鉴于你在银行有五亿存款 considering you had over $500 million in the bank,
却只给我这么点 还是有点小意见的 I'm a little personally offended that I didn't get more.
走开 迪迪 Go away, Dee Dee.
不行 不行 No. No.
不达目的绝不走人 Not till I do what I came here to do.
原先我不想让你伤心 但我忘了 Didn't want to hurt your feelings, but I forgot.
- 你没有心 - 你怎么敢 怎么敢 - You don't have feelings. - Don't you dare. Don't you dare.
对的 我来还你钱 Yes, yes. I am paying you back.
虽然不是全款 但是这只是第一笔 It's not everything, but it's a start.
你说清楚 她给你塞支票但你给拒绝了 So walk me through this, she offered you a check and you turned it down?
她在折辱我们 She was insulting us.
莫伊拉 那女人跟夜总会老板有一腿 好吗 Moira, the woman dates dive-bar owners, okay?
让她来折辱我们吧 Let her insult us.
不知道引起你注意没 但我们很需要钱 Well, I don't know whether you've noticed, but we could use the money.
你抱怨床上有臭虫 You talk about bed bugs?
这钱能请人来把它们熏走 That check could pay for fumigation.
甚至更好 咱们能搬去一个没有臭虫的地方 Better yet, we could move to a place that doesn't have bed bugs.
我不想要她的钱 我要我们的钱 她欠我们的 I don't want her money. I want our money. She owes us.
我们借了她5万块 We loaned her $50,000.
我们给了她5万 - We gave her $50,000, - Oh.
你每年假发上的开销比这多得多 and you spent more than that on wigs that year.
我没看见有别人上赶着排队给我们支票啊 I don't see anyone else lining up to give us checks.
你怎么也支持她 Why are you taking her side?
我没支持她 但是她给了咱们一条出路 I'm not taking her side, but she's offering us a way out
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你心中的骄傲却挡在了路中央 and you're letting your pride get in the way.
我只剩这点骄傲了 强 It's all I have left, John, literally.
咽下去 莫伊拉 Swallow it, Moira.
- 不行 - 你可以的 - I can't! - Yes, you can.
然后我们就可以买瓶香槟助你下咽 And then we can buy a case of champagne to wash it down with.
你和格兰特 So, you and Grant.
发展到什么程度了 How are things going?
今晚他请我吃饭 我俩定好了 Uh, well, he asked me out for dinner tonight, so we're gonna do that.
一起去吃饭 我和格兰特 We're gonna go for dinner, Grant and I.
嗯嗯 这挺 Yeah. Yeah, that's...
他这人看起来挺可以的 Well, he seems like a really, like, respectable guy.
这些人一般床边 Like one of those guys that has like a
都有一个放满安全套的糖果碗之类的东西 candy bowl of condoms on his bedside table or something.
但愿吧 好奇会是什么颜色 Oh, I hope so. Wonder what color I'll get.
是啊 Yeah.
我之后要去教一个危机少年 So, I am mentoring a teen in crisis, later.
我现在就忙这事 是乔瑟琳的一个学生 That's what I'm doing. One of Jocelyn's students, so.
他因为与众不同 所以被人欺负 我打算帮他改善生活 He's being bullied because he's different, so I'm helping to change his life.
算是回馈吧 - Giving back. So, yeah. - Wow.
1到10的话 你打算做到什么程度 And on a scale of one to 10, how much are you looking forward to that?
3.5吧 我就不打扰你了 毕竟不是每天 Three point five. I'm gonna leave you be because it's not every day
都有开无窗货车的人约你 you get to go on a date with a guy who owns a windowless van, so that...
回来了啊 格兰特 Oh, Grant.
你俩干什么呢 又看黄片 What're you doing? You checking out porn again?
我撤了 走了啊 I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.
你俩吃好玩好啊 Um... Warmest regards to you both.
也祝你好 Best wishes.
这哥们挺奇葩的 Such a weird dude.
没错 他就这样 Yes. Yes, he is.
你就是康纳吧 You must be Connor.
对 Yeah.
我不清楚希特夫人跟你说了多少 I don't know how much Mrs. Schitt has told you,
但她找我来跟你谈谈心 but she's asked me to come in and have a chat.
她觉得我们都是初来乍到 She thinks that since we're both new here,
可以聊一下融入环境的话题 it might be worth talking about some things like, you know, fitting in.
你好像不太能融入环境 Apparently you're having trouble fitting in.
你是谁 Who are you?
我叫大卫 Uh, my name is David.
你是医生吗 还是心理学家 Are you like a doctor, or something? A psychologist?
我是什么 不是 Am I what? Uh, no.
那我为什么要跟你聊 So why would I talk to you?
不知道 I don't know.
因为你的老师觉得你不太适应新环境 Because your teacher is concerned that you're having trouble adjusting.
所以她让你过来帮我吗 So she told you to come here and, what, help me?
看看你这样 你穿的裤子 Look at you. Look at your pants.
先等会 你这是不尊重我啊 Excuse me. I am sensing a tinge of disrespect here.
我告诉你问题出在哪 Let me tell you what my problem is.
我16岁 是同性恋 住在一个让我反胃的小镇上 I'm a 16-year-old gay kid living in a town that makes me wanna throw up.
问题不在于我不能融入 而是我不想融入 The issue isn't me not fitting in. It's me not wanting to fit in.
你还想帮我处理什么其他问题吗 Is there anything else you wanna help me with?
没了 No.
你随便点 我们请 Go ahead and order whatever you want. This is on us.
他们让你赊账是吗 They're letting you run up a long tab, are they?
你看 You see?
我听说这里的猪肉不错 Well, I hear the pork is very good here.
肋骨 排骨 烤肉 The ribs, the chops, the roast.
我都不要 谢谢 Nothing for me, thanks.
这不就有意思了吗 莫伊拉也不吃这家 Well, isn't that funny because Moira doesn't eat here, either.
但我吃 只是不知道是点肋骨还是排骨 But I will be eating and I just don't know whether to have the ribs or the chops,
反正肯定是猪肉没跑了 but I'm definitely ordering pork.
你要是再提猪肉一次 If you mention pork one more time...
莫伊拉 你不跟你妹妹说两句 Moira, um, don't you have something you wanna say to your sister?
不了 No.
你肯定有话要说啊 Oh, I'm pretty sure you do.
绝对没话说 I'm pretty sure I don't.
多谢你这么努力 强尼 真的好想你 Thank you for trying, Johnny. Truly.
但我现在真的很不爽 But, like, I'm just really uncomfortable right now
我姐就跟一固执的小孩一样 with my older sister acting like a stubborn child.
那好 咱们大家先深呼吸一下 Okay, why don't we all take a deep breath here
努力铭记真正重要的事 and try and remember what's really important.
好吗 我们是一家人 Okay? We are family.
我们得把这点延续下去 And we have to hang on to that.
你跟我一样清楚 莫伊拉 在危急关头 And you know as well as I do, Moira, that times of crisis,
一家人必须团结一心 the one thing we need to hang on to is family.
好的 知道了 Okay, okay.
迪迪 Dee Dee,
我们十分感激你来镇上 we appreciate you coming to this town
不论提供了什么帮助 都万分感激 and offering whatever it is you're offering, much appreciated.
毕竟一开始我觉得你单纯是过来幸灾乐祸的 'Cause, seriously, I thought you were just coming here to gloat.
不不不 No, no, no.
我过来是打算 给予和宽容并济 I came here in the spirit of giving and forgiving.
幸灾乐祸是顺带的 The gloating thing was a bonus.
莫伊拉 继续说 Moira, go on.
对 继续吧 Yes, go on.
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我们需要帮助 We need help.
请帮帮我们 Please help us.
好的 可以 Okay, I will.
我这么做是为了你 不过主要还是为了自己 I'm gonna do this for you, but mostly, I'm doing it for me.
为什么呢 因为你不行 我行 Why? Because you can't and I can.
好的 Okay.
开多少的支票 How much we gonna make this out for?
我不知道啊 I haven't the foggiest. I couldn't...
说不好要多少 I couldn't come up with a number. I mean, I...
你看着给就行 Whatever you think is fair.
你们给了我5万 Well, you guys gave me 50 grand, right?
对 我们有钱的时候是给了你5万 Yes, we gave you 50,000 when we had the money.
但是我 But I can't...
不能跟你要5万块钱 I can't ask you for $50,000.
你觉得给多少差不多 就给多少吧 Whatever you think is the equivalent amount.
好的 那就 Okay, I think I can do you
多给你一点吧 可以吗 a little better than that. Okay?
真没必要 迪迪 So unnecessary, Dee Dee,
不过还是谢了 but thank you.
好了 谁吃猪肉啊 Well, who's up for pork?
好的 你说自己 Okay, so you're telling me
女朋友跟别人约会去了 your girlfriend is on a date with someone else
你不去想想办法 却跟我来谈心了 and instead of doing something about it, you're here talking to me,
而我对你还没有丝毫敬意 a kid who practically has no respect for you.
首先 你是有点恶毒 Well, first of all, you're a little bitchy.
其次 她不是我女朋友 Second of all, she is not my girlfriend.
她只是我在偶然之下上过床的人 She's someone that I'm occasionally having sex with
因为我俩都无聊透顶到绝望 because we're both bored and desperate.
你们俩也就相当于是各取所需呗 Ah. You're doing a friends-with-benefits thing with this girl.
你没看过与此相关的42部电影吗 从来都没用 Have you not seen the 42 films they've made about it? It never works.
好吧 不过电影也不是都对 Okay, well, movies aren't always right, all right?
等以后你就明白了 You'll learn that later in life.
我碰巧比你年长那么一点 所以 I happen to be a little bit older than you are, so...
- 看得出来 - 好的 - Obviously. - Okay.
应该聊完了吧 Well, I think we're good here.
你会没事的对吧 你很稳定 You're gonna be okay, right? You're stable?
我之后有派对 能帮我买点酒吗 I have a party later. Can you buy me some beer?
不行 你能帮我买点酒吗 Uh, no. Can you buy me some beer?
能给我一杯水吗 Hey. Can I grab a glass of water?
- 可以 - 谢谢 - Yeah, sure. - Thank you.
歌的事怎么样了 So how's the, uh, song going? Is that...
- 还是问题吗 - 嗯 你想听一下不 - Is the song still a thing? - Yeah. Do you wanna hear some of it?
我有心听 但是其实我不喜欢音乐 Um, I would love to, but I actually hate music,
所以我的评价可能用处不大 so I don't think I'd be a very good judge.
- 你不喜欢音乐 - 对 - You hate music? - Uh-huh.
你确定马特喜欢音乐吗 Are you sure that Mutt likes music?
要是他不喜欢 不就尴尬了吗 'Cause I feel like if he didn't, it could be kind of awkward.
你还好吧 Are you feeling okay?
我觉得那首歌 Um, I just don't think
不是好主意 that the song thing is a good idea.
理由很多 For, like, a lot of reasons.
你确定想把自己置于这种弱势局面吗 Are you sure that you wanna put yourself in such a vulnerable situation, Twy?
你是说感觉马特会不喜欢 Are you saying you don't think Mutt would like it?
我不知道 我 I don't know. I mean...
也不确定 I'm not sure.
或许吧 但是 我还不确定 Maybe, but... I don't... I'm not... Yeah, I'm not sure.
你跟马特聊过吗 Did you talk to Mutt?
因为我们已经闹矛盾有一段时间了 Because I know that we've been sort of off for a while,
我一直在想办法改变现状 and I've been just trying to think of things to make it better, and so I'm...
所以我现在想法设法想弄成这事 You know, I'm just trying to make it work.
我觉得着手歌的事之前 I think that you should talk to Mutt before
应该先问下马特 breaking into song.
谢谢 阿莱克西丝 Thank you, Alexis.
谢啥 For what?
拜 Bye.
马特只不过是暂时的 In all honesty, Mutt was just a placeholder.
根据我的茶叶来看 我要嫁的男人是黑人 According to my tea leaves, the guy I'm supposed to marry is black, so...
- 我们这是喝什么呢 - 天啊 - What and why are we drinking? - Oh, my goodness.
不知道啊 另外今天 一个傲慢小伙跟我说 我的生活一塌糊涂 Um, I don't know, and today, some snippy teen told me that my life was a mess.
我现在单身了 And I am now a single person.
你今天晚上在格兰特腹肌身上洗衣服了吗 So did you spend the night washing your clothes on Grant's abs?
你真会说笑 - You're funny. - Mm-hmm.
格兰特去了浴室后就没出来 Um, Grant went to the bathroom and never came back.
- 谢谢 - 什么 - Thank you. - What?
格兰特去了浴室后就没出来 He went to the bathroom and never came back?
要不就是他晾着我 So either I was stood up halfway through my date,
要不就是他肠胃不好 or Grant has some serious digestive issues.
听起来可真是不错 Sounds like a real catch.
所以在青少年眼里 So word on teen street
我们这种各取所需的炮友关系 is that our little friends-with-benefits situation is a...
- 不是好主意吗 - 不好 这样不好 - Not a good idea? - Bad. Is a bad idea.
因为我在这里没什么朋友 And because I don't have any other friends here,
无法承受失去你的代价 所以我们最好还是 I can't afford to lose you, so I think it's best if we just...
- 做朋友 - 做朋友吧 对 - Friends. - Friends. Yeah.
- 我觉得这样最好 - 嗯 - I think that's best. - Yes.
好 这样不错 Good. This is good.
- 挺好的吧 - 挺好 - That's good, right? - It's good.
那就再次送上真挚的祝福 Okay. Well, warmest wishes to that.
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- 真心的祝愿 - 好 - Kindest regards. - Yeah.
干杯 Cheers.
特怀 那 - Twy, that's... - Hmm.
好喝吧 It's good, right?
好喝到哭 My eyes are tearing.
就这样 So this is it?
还是折腾了半天 After all that?
晚饭钱还是我们出的 And we paid for the dinner.
一来一去我们还亏钱了 So we lost money on the whole deal.
我跟你说 I'll tell ya,
等兑支票的时候她肯定得难堪 she's gonna be embarrassed when this thing gets cashed.
她面子上肯定过不去 She will be embarrassed.
她少写了一个零 She missed a zero.
莫伊拉 她少写了一两个零 Moira, she missed a zero or two.
我 你知道吗 I... You know what?
我现在就要联系她 I'm gonna call her. I'm calling her right now, that...
就这么点钱 What a cheap-ass amount!
关灯了啊 约翰 Turn your light off, John.
你妹妹太小气了 Your sister is a cheap-ass.
小气鬼 Cheap-ass.
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