♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
♪ Headin' on up to South Park ♪
♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
-=风软FRM字幕组=- 翻译:小皮 校对:小皮 iTunes：Tearemix 双语合成 罗小泡
南方公园 第4季 第1集 仇恨法案 South.Park.S04E01.Cartmans.Silly.Hate.Crime.
好了! 你们准备好了吗!? Okay, are you guys ready up there?
准备好了! Ready!
各就各位! 预备! 开始! On your marks, get set, go!
我们又赢了! -这不公平! We win again! - That's not fair!
Cartman的屁股那么肥 所以你们才能滑那么快! Cartman's ass is so fat, he makes your sled go faster.
喂! 不准说我胖 Token! Hey, don't call me fat, Token.
我们现在想玩雪橇 你们这帮喜欢肛交的家伙! We want to use the sleds now,butt pirates.
雪橇是男的玩的 Sleds are for guys.
是啊! 你们这些小妞干嘛不去 Yeah, why don't you chicks
洗盘子或者去怀孕什么的?! go wash some dishes or get pregnant or something?
这是学校的雪橇 基佬们 不是你们的! These are the school's sleds, ass farmers, not yours.
女生根本就不知道怎么滑雪橇 Look, girls don't even know how to sled.
找点别的事做吧 - Do something else. - Yeah!
我敢说我们滑雪橇的技术比你们好十倍 I bet we can slide ten times better than you,
鸡奸爱好者们! donut punchers.
- 哦 是嘛?! - 是的! - Oh, yeah? - Yeah!
比滑雪橇 我们可以完胜你们! We'd kick your girlie asses sledding!
那我们去座真山比比怎么样?! How about a race down a real hill then?
是啊! Yeah!
- 比就比！ - 对！ - You got it! - Yeah!
你们最好的四位雪橇手对我们最好的四位雪橇手! Your best four sledders against our best four sledders.
没问题! No problem.
那就周六Phil Collins山见! Then we'll see you this Saturday
(Phil Collins 英国作词歌手 演员) on Phil Collins Hill.
星期六Phil Collins山! 就这么说! Phil Collins Hill on Saturday.
就这样!到时见! You got it! See you there.
愿伟大的女人们胜利!死玻璃们! And may the best woman win,turd burglars!
哦 兄弟们! 我们要她们好看! Oh, boy!We'll show them!
是啊 为什么 因为我们要让那些臭婊子知道我们是谁! Yeah, why, those men will show those skanky hoes who's who!
是啊 那些女孩子不知道 Yeah, those girls don't realize what good sledders
Stan Kyle和Kenny是多强的雪橇手 Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are.
是啊! 加上Cartman的大屁股 Yeah, and with Cartman's enormously fat ass,
男生赢定了! the boys are sure to win!
Token 我发誓 如果你再说我胖 Token, I swear to God, you call me fat one more time,
我就用这块石头打爆你的狗头! I'm gonna smack you in the head with this rock.
- 死胖子 - 接招! -Fat ass.- Ow!
Heh. Oh. Uh-oh.
你要知道 And what you need to understand
这么做是很不好的 年轻人 好吗? is that this is not appropriate behavior, young man, mm-kay?
Eric 你知不知道这么做可能会 Eric, don't you realize you could have
严重伤害到你的小朋友? seriously injured your little friend?
对不起 妈妈 I'm sorry, ma'am.
不要和我们道歉 和他道歉! Don't apologize to us.Apologize to him.
对不起 Token I'm sorry, Token.
我希望你能认识到 Well, I hope you learned
用石头打人是不好的行为 Eric that throwing rocks at people is bad, Eric.
我认识到了 Mr.Mackey。-我觉得非常难过 I sure did, Mr. Mackey.I mean, I feel really bad.
我当时是怎么想的? What was I thinking?
现在我唯一能做的只有试着 The only thing I can do now is try to go on
过一天算一天了 and live day by day.
再见 See you later!
这次不能就这么算了 Eric! Not this time, Eric.
你要学会去尊重你的小朋友! You've got to learn to respect your little friends.
你得留堂两个星期! You're gonna have detention for two weeks.
没门! -有门! 好吗 -No way!- Yes way, mm-kay?
就这么决定了! 现在 去... And that settles it!Now, let's all go--
- 咨询老师Mackey? - 是的? Counselor Mackey? - Yes?
我是Sharp探员 这位是Keen探员 I'm Agent Sharp,and this is Agent Keen.
我们是FBI We're with the FBI.
我们来这里是为了调查扔石头事件 We're here to investigate the rock-throwing incident.
好吧 我已经处理好了 Well, okay, I've already taken care of it.
Eric Cartman得留堂两周作为惩罚 Eric Cartman, here,is gonna be punished
Eric Cartman得留堂两周作为惩罚 with two weeks of detention.
恐怕没那么简单 I'm afraid it's a bit more complicated than that,
咨询老师 Mr. School Counselor.
由于这起事件的受害人 You see, since the victim in this case
是非裔美国人 所以这被认定为仇恨罪 Is African-American,this is considered a hate crime.
仇恨罪是什么鬼东西? What the hell is a hate crime?
嗯...不过我不觉得这是... Uh, oh. But I don't think this is--
新的法案已经通过 New laws have been passed that make any crime
任何由于种族民族 based on race, ethnicity,
或性别倾向导致的犯罪都属于联邦犯罪 or sexual orientation a federal offense.
什么? 联邦犯罪? What? A federal offense?
- 哦 不 - 哦 不?? Oh, no. - Oh, no?
很抱歉 Ms.Cartman 我们得依法办事 We're sorry, Ms. Cartman,but we must follow protocol.
你的儿子将被拘留 Your son will be taken into custody
并在联邦法庭审判 and then tried in the federal court of law.
哦 我的天呐 Oh, my goodness!
世纪审判之仇恨罪正在联邦法庭进行 The hate crime trial of the century is under way,
这里是有线法制频道跟踪报道...直播 ！ and Court TV takes you there.Live!
我是主持人Leslie Smith Here's your host,Leslie Smith.
是什么导致一个普通的八岁小胖子 What turns a normal,fat little eight-year-old boy
变成一个恶毒的种族仇恨犯罪分子? into a vicious,hate-crime-committing racist?
我们将向您直播被告出庭法庭现场 We take you live to the courtroom
我们将向您直播被告出庭法庭现场 as the defendanttakes the stand.
Mr.Cartman 你认识一个叫"Token"的男孩子吗 Mr. Cartman, do you know a boy by the name of Token?
- 是的?- 谁是Token? Uh, yes.- Who is Token?
他是我学校的一个黑人小孩? He's a black kid that goes to my school.
黑人! 你说黑人?! 你叫他黑人?! Black! Did you say "black"?You called him "black"?
他就是黑人 -哦! 他又说了一次! He is black.- Oh, he said it again!
就因为他是非裔美国人 He is African-American,
所以你就选上他了! and so you decided to pick him out.
是的？ I did?
仇恨在你心里 The rage built and built inside your head
累积得越来越深 until it became too much,
因为你恨非裔美国人! because you hate African-Americans!
- 不是! 我恨的是嬉皮!- 什么?! No! I hate hippies!- What?
我恨嬉皮! 我恨他们总是口口声声 I hate hippies and the way they always talk
说保护地球 结果却戴着愚蠢的手链 about protecting the Earth and then drive around in cars
开着大耗油量汽车到处跑! that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets!
我恨他们！我想踢他们的蛋蛋！ I hate them!I want to kick them in the nuts!
啊 小宝贝? Ooh, poopy-kins--
陪审团的女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
这就是为什么我们要通过仇恨法案! this is why we have hate crime laws.
这个 "怪物" 所犯的罪 This monster committed a crime,
不是针对个人 而是针对整个种族! not against an individual but against a race.
请履行民主义务 Do the democratic thing
把这个小胖子送进监狱! and send his fat little butt to prison.
喂! 不要说我胖 混蛋! Hey! Don't call me fat, asshole!
公诉完毕 The prosecution rests.
别忘了； 周六还有雪橇比赛 Don't forget;we still have that sledding race
爱插屁眼的家伙们 this Saturday, pillow biters.
知道!老兄 这太糟了 We know.- Dude, this is horrible.
我们得把Cartman弄出法庭 这样我们才能练习 We got to get Cartman out of court
这样我们才能练习 so we can go practice.
Eric Cartman Eric Cartman,you have been found guilty
你被判仇恨罪名成立 of committing a hate crime.
据此，我再次宣判你进入Alamosa市少管所 直到年满21岁 For this, I hereby sentence you
Alamosa市少管所 直到年满21岁 to the Alamosa Juvenile Hall until you turn 21.
不! No!
我这是以杀一儆百向民众传递这样的信息: I am making an example of you
向民众传递这样的信息: to send a message out to people everywhere
...如果你想伤害别人 that if you want to hurt another human being,
最好先确定他们和你 you better make damn sure
是同一种肤色! they're the same color as you are.
休庭! Court is adjourned.
Yahoo! Hooray!
Bailiffs 把这个小混蛋押送到少管所 Bailiffs, escort this little bastard to juvenile hall.
是 Yes, sir.
好了 你! 他去哪里了? Alright, you!Uh, where'd he go?
Kenny! Kenny!
你得把我带出城!(他妈的为什么?!) You have to get me out of town!
因为仇恨罪 他们要把我关进监狱! 你得带我去墨西哥! They're gonna put me in jail for a hate crime.
你得带我去墨西哥! You have to take me to Mexico!- Mexico?
(墨西哥?! 我为什么要那么老远带你去墨西哥?!) - Mexico?Ooh!
别激动 Kenny!(嘿!) Calm down, Kenny!- Hey!
你去年圣诞节收到的 Do you still have that battery-powered toy truck
电池玩具卡车还在吗?! you got last Christmas?
(在) 那快点吧! Yeah.- Well, come on.
我没时间了! I don't have much time!
一起汽车追击正在南方公园东部285州际公路上演! A car chase is evolving
南方公园东部285州际公路上演! on the 285 Corridor east of South Park.
仇恨罪犯罪嫌疑人Eric Cartman Hate crime suspect Eric Cartman
试图驾驶他朋友的玩具烈马车 is trying to outrun federal prosecutors
逃避联邦政府的公诉! in his friend's Go-Go Action Bronco.
跟踪报道Greg Nimins正在现场 Our eye in the sky,Greg Nimens, is there live.
Greg?
Tom 看来在285号公路上的 Tom, it looks like the Go-Go Action Bronco
玩具烈马车是要向东行驶 is heading east on 285.
警察紧跟在后面 Police officers are right behind him,
不过和其他公路追击一样 but as with any chase,
他们保持了一定的安全距离 they're keeping a safe distance
以免在高速公路上发生意外 to avoid any accidents here out on the highway.
Tom 看来这名逃亡者要采取从出口 Tom, it looks like the fugitive is going to make a bold move
离开285号公路的大胆举动 off an exit of 285.
他现在进入一个居住区 He's going into a residential neighborhood now.
由于这里有步行者 This is where it could get dangerous
所以这块区域变得很危险 as there are pedestrians about.
该死 Kenny! 这东西就不能走快点?! Damn it, Kenny!Can't this thing go any faster?
我已经最快了！ I'm going as fast as I can.
Tom 警察在玩具烈马车前进 Tom, the police have set a roadblock
的方向设置了路障 right where the Go-Go Action Bronco is heading.
他们将无路可逃了 This could be the final standoff.
好了 Alright,that's far enough.
停下玩具烈马车举起手从车里出来 Stop the Go-Go Action Bronco and come out with your hands up.
停下 下车 Just bring it to a stop and come on out.
天呐 他准备硬闯了! Jesus!He's gonna ram it!
真是一只疯狗啊 Crazy son of a bitch.
已经13个小时了 Well, it's been over 13 hours now,
公路追击还没有结束 and still the car chase has not ended.
他们在搞什么? What the hell are they doing?
公路追击基本穿过亚利桑那州 The chase has now moved through most of Arizona
已经快靠近墨西哥边境了 and nears the Mexican border.
老兄 如果Kenny把Cartman带到墨西哥 Dude, if Kenny takes Cartman to Mexico,
周六的雪橇比赛不是没戏了? how are we ever gonna win the sledding race on Saturday?
别担心 老兄 那个小卡车 Don't worry, dude;that little truck
用的是D电池 just runs on "D" batteries.
一会就没电的 It's gonna run out of juice soon.
我们要成功了Kenny! We're gonna make it, Kenny!
就要到墨西哥了! We're gonna make it to Mexico!
哦 妈的 该死! Oh, God damn it!
你好? Hello?
友情提醒: Cartman要进监狱了 Cartman's going to jail,
你们还有四天时间准备 死基佬! and you've got four days until the race, rump rangers.
贱人! Son of a bitch!
到了 路程的终点（Alamosa市最高戒备少管所） Here we are.The end of the road.
24601号犯人到达 Prisoner 24601, arriving.
向前走! Forward, prisoner.
每天早晨五点起床 You will wake up each morning at 0500.
九点前是一级防范禁闭期 Lockdown is until 0900.
十点开始抽查违禁品 At 10:00, we begin random searches
十点开始抽查违禁品 and checks for contraband.
十一点半是休息时间 然后是手指画 At 11:30, we have nap time,followed by finger painting.
你的室友是Romper Stomper! Your cellmate is Romper Stomper.
Romper Stomper? - 不是 Romper. Romper Stomper? - Not Romper.
Romper Stomper是谁? Who's Romper Stomper?
是我! I am.
我不想要新室友! And I don't want no new cellmate.
没你挑的份 Stomper! You don't have a choice,Stomper.
好好款待你的新狱友! Now, show this new prisoner the ropes.
哦 我会的! 向你保证 Oh, I will.You bet your ass I will.
好了 各位 Alright, guys, it looks like
看来Cartman得有个...13年 Cartman's not gonna be able to sled with us
不能来和我们一起滑雪橇了... 这期间 for about another...13 years,so in the meantime,
我们得找个人参加星期六和女生的比赛 we need someone to race with us against the girls on Saturday.
是啊 Cartman体重增加了速度 Yeah, Cartman's weight was what gave us speed,
...所以我们要找第二胖的 so we need to find the next fattest kid besides Cartman.
快想啊 谁是南方公园第二胖的? Come on, who's the second fattest kid in South Park?
我觉得Clyde是第二胖的 I think Clyde is the next fattest kid.
- 啊? - 对 Huh? - Yeah.
好 过来 Clyde Okay, get over here, Clyde.
我又不胖 -接受现实吧! I'm not fat.- Deal with it, dude.
Cartman走了 你就是胖子 Cartman's gone,so now you're the fat kid.
是啊 死胖子! 把你的胖屁股挪雪橇上去! Yeah, fat-ass.Get your fat butt on the sled.
嘿 我不胖 各位 我只不过是骨架大 Hey, I'm not fat, you guys.I'm just kind of big-boned.
对，胖子都是这么说 Yeah, that's what they all say.
好了吗 准备? 出发! Okay, ready?Go!
嘿 郁闷了 Aw, gay, dude!
我们没有足够的重量来移动 We don't even have enough weight to move.
周六见 爱闻大便的家伙们! See you Saturday,poo stabbers.
干得真好 小胖墩! Nice going, fat boy.
嘿 嘿 嘿 新人 Well, well, well.New fish.
给个理由 How about you come up with a reason
我们为什么不能折断你的胳膊?! why we don't break your arms?
Yeah!
啊? 因为我和你们是一样的人 Uh, 'cause I'm just like you guys.
我是你们中的一员 I'm one of you.
哦 是吗? Oh, yeah?
我是这么看的 The way I see it,
这个世界上只有两种小孩: There's two kinds of kids in the world:
...喜欢Animaniacs的 kids who like Animaniacs
和不喜欢Animaniacs的(美国卡通片) and kids who don't like Animaniacs.
你要么和我们一边 要么就是敌人 You're either with us,or you're against us.
你哪边的?! So which are you?
哦 个人而言 Oh, uh, well, personally, I--
Uh...I...
我不喜欢Animaniacs? Don't like Animaniacs?
我们也是 -谢天谢地 Neither do we.- Oh, thank you, Jesus.
那我们现在是朋友了? So we're friends now? - No.
"不是! 监狱里根本就没有朋友! There's no friends in the big house.
你一个人进来 一个人出去 You come in with nobody,and you leave with nobody.
我们不相信所谓的"朋友" -是啊 我也不相信 朋友太烂了 - We don't believe in "friends."- Yeah!
-是啊 我也不相信 朋友太烂了 Yeah, neither do I.Friends suck.
现在 去给我找点烟 Now, go find me some cigarettes,
我就告诉你怎么逃出去 and I'll tell you how to bust out of here.
好了 我们想到办法了 Okay, we figured it out.
给雪橇增加重量 我们要用这些砖头 To add more weight to the sled,we're gonna use these bricks.
...不过我们要套上衣服 But we're gonna cover them with kids' clothes
这样那些女生就以为是哪个小孩了! so that the girls think it's another kid.
哦 这个主意太好了 Oh, that's a wonderful idea.
那现在不需要我加入了? So I don't get to be on the team now?
闭嘴 死胖子! Shut up, fat-ass.
是啊 你怎么不去吃点猪肉皮（双关阴道)什么的 Yeah, why don't you go eat some more pork rinds
你他妈的死胖子?! or something, you fat fuck?
来吧 试试 Come on.Let's give it a try.
Whee!
小心！小心！ Whoa!Look out! Look out!
老兄 跳! 跳! Dude, bail! Bail!- Whoa!
Huh?
- 哦 天呐 我们杀了Kenny Oh, my God.We killed Kenny.
- 我们杀了Kenny? We killed Kenny?
我们杀了Kenny 我们是混蛋 We killed Kenny.We're bastards.
好了，这没有用 接下来怎么办? Well, that didn't work.What else can we try?
没办法了 Nothing else is gonna work.
我们不得不接受没有Cartman的事实 We have to face the fact that without Cartman,
...我们要输给一帮女生了 we're gonna lose to a bunch of girls.
输给一帮女人真是太有损男人尊严了! Well, I sure do hate to see my gender lose
to a bunch of women.
这是所有男人都不愿面对的一天 This is a sad day for men everywhere.
你们注意到没有 各位? You know something, guys?
我们都把Cartman的胖屁股看成是理所当然的 I think we all took Cartman's ass for granted.
是啊 Yup.
我们之前就认识到这些该多好 If only we had realized
他那肥硕的屁股在是那么特别 how special our time with his gigantic ass was.
那么长时间 我们都没能体会到那 And all that time,we didn't understand
是个多么独一无二 多么神奇的屁股 what a unique and magical ass it was.
哇 非常顺利 姑娘们 Whoo-hoo!Great time, girls!
哦 不是吧 你们好像又损失了名大将 Oh, gee, looks like you lost another sledder.
祝你们星期六成功 爱插菊花的! Good luck on Saturday,donut punchers!
受够了! 没别的选择了! That does it!We've got no other choice.
我们得把Cartman从监狱里弄出来! We've got to bust Cartman out of jail.
怎么弄? - Huh?- How?
我看过一个电影 他们做了个蛋糕 I saw a movie once where they baked a cake
放了个指甲锉进去 and put a nail file inside of it.
好耶! 行动! Sweet! Let's go!
- 刷牙了吗? And have you been brushing your teeth?
- 刷了 妈咪 -没有把肥皂掉地上? Yes, Mommy. - And not dropping your soap?
- 没有 妈咪 -嗨 妈妈 Yes, Mommy. - Hi, Mom.
年轻人 这已经是你第四次 Young man,that is the fourth time
在探望时间迟到了 you've been late for our visiting time.
你要被关禁闭 You are grounded.
被关禁闭? 哦 不! Grounded?Oh, no!
Uh, wait--
到了 孩子们 短话短说 Here you go, boys.Keep it short.
- 嘿 兄弟们 -嘿 死胖子 监狱生活还好吧? Hey, guys. - Hey, fat-ass, how's prison?
烂透了 你以为呢? Well, it sucks balls.What do you you think?
Cartman 你干嘛要犯仇恨罪?! Cartman, why the hell did you have to commit a hate crime?
因为你 我们要输给那些女生了! We're gonna lose to girls because of you.
就是! 所以你得逃出来 Yeah, so you got to bust out of here.
所以我们给你做了个蛋糕 So we made you this cake.
里面有个ailnay ilefay(指甲锉) There's a ail-nay ile-fay inside of it.
有个什么? -ailnay ilefay A what?- An ail-nay ile-fay.
那是什么?听着 aggotfay(傻子)! What's that?Listen, aggot-fay!
ailnay ilefay就是可以帮你eakbray(逃出)isonpray(监狱)的东西! An ail-nay ile-fay so you can eak-bray out of ison-pray!
是啊 傻鸟! Yeah, you stupid umb-ass-day!
我很喜欢吃蛋糕 兄弟们 I'd love to eat a cake,you guys, but they don't let us
但是他们不让我们带东西回牢房 take anything back to the cells from here.
他们on'tday(不让)?! They on't-day?
ellhay(他妈的)为什么otnay(不让)?! Why the ell-hay ot-nay?
ourshay(我们)ooktay(花了)ourfay(四个)ourshay(小时)akebay(做的) It ook-tay our-fay ours-hay
这个Od-damnedgay(该死的)akecay(蛋糕) to ake-bay this oddamn-gay ake-cay,
...ownay(这下)我们otallytay(肯定) ewedscray(完蛋了)! and ow-nay, e're-way otally-tay ewed-scray!
是啊 Yeah.
这个现在不重要! Look, that's not important right now.
你们带烟进来了吗? Did you guys bring the cigarettes?
我们带了点 Well, we got some cigarettes,
但是我们觉得你不应该抽烟 but we don't think you should be smoking.
每年 超过一百万人死于吸... Each year,over a million people die of--
给我把那该死的烟拿过来! Just hand over the goddamn cigarettes!
听着 如果你们希望我回去 Shh!- Look, if you guys want me back
赢滑雪橇比赛 我就需要那些烟 to win the sledding race,then I need those cigarettes.
我们怎么给你? How are we supposed to give them to you?
从这个洞里穿过来 Just pass them through these little drill holes here.
大家都这样做的 That's what everybody does.
但是你回去的时候要搜身的啊 But they're gonna search you on your way back to your cell.
我知道 所以我得把烟藏屁股里 I know; that's why I have to hide them up my ass.
闭嘴! 这并不好笑! Shut up, you guys!It's not funny!
好了 给你 Alright.Here.
恩 好? 这里 Okay, there's--
哇 真希望我没有坐在这里看到这些 Wow, I really wish I hadn't sat here and watched that.
我也是 Me too.
好了 各位? 如果不介意的话 Okay, guys,if you'll excuse me,
我得回去了 I must be going now.
回去的路上别放屁 Don't fart on your way out.
不然会有烟信号的 You might make little smoke signals.
哈哈 很好笑兄弟 Ha-ha. Very funny, you guys.
Ha-ha.
没能把指甲锉给他 太糟了 That sucks we couldn't give him the nail file.
那现在我们怎么办? So now what do we do?
我们只有一个办法了 There's only one thing we can do.
我们得去见Token We have to go see Token
...看看他能不能原谅Cartman对他犯的仇恨罪 and see if he'll forgive Cartman for hate-criming him.
快走 没时间了! Come on.We're running out of time.
拿到烟了吗? Well, did you get the cigarettes?
拿到了 它们安全的藏在我屁股的深处 Yes, they are safely concealed in the depths of my ass.
好 去厕所把它们都拉出来 Alright, go sit on the toilet and poop them out.
我来望风 I'll keep an eye out for the guards.
快出来，该死的烟 Come on, you stupid cigarettes!
出来了一根 Plop!There's one...
两根 Plop!Two...
快! 快! Come on!Come on, now!
Come on!
Plop!
Whew!
Ahh.
哦 该死! Oh, god damn it!
你把烟都冲走了?! You flushed them?
我这八年都是拉完了就冲 Well, you spend eight years taking a crap
...这是条件反射! 求你了 帮我逃出去吧 and then flushing the toilet,it sort of becomes a reflex.
求你了 帮我逃出去吧 Please, just help me bust out of here.
没门 傻逼 我和你说过，我不是你的朋友 No way, douche.I told you, I ain't your friend.
如果你想让我帮你 If you want me to help you,
...你得给我带点东西进来 you're gonna have to sneak something else in for me.
畜生! Son of a bitch!
老兄 我都不知道Token家住这么远 Dude, I didn't know Token lived so far away.
嗯，你知道的，为了促进文化多样性 Yeah, you know, they bus in people from different races
他们拖了一些不同种族的人来我们学校 to our school to promote cultural diversity.
是嘛 不过Token不是唯一一个嘛? Yeah, but isn't Token the only one?
是的 Yeah.
你好? Hello.
你好 Token能出来玩吗? Hi.Can Token come out and play?
这个，他的头还有一点疼 Well, his head's still a little sore.
不过你们可以进来玩 -好的 But you can come in if you like.- Killer.
Token 你不会想看到我们明天输给女生 Token, you don't want to see
对不对? us guys lose to girls tomorrow,do you?
不想 No.
那你现在给监狱打电话 Well, then you've got to call the jail right now
告诉他们你原谅Cartman的白痴行为了! and tell them that you forgive Cartman for being a dumb-ass.
这恐怕没那么简单 兄弟们 I'm afraid it's not that simple, boys.
没那么简单? -是的 It's not?- No.
你知道的，唯一一个 You see, the only person
能让Eric离开少管所的人 that can let Eric out of juvenile hall
就是州长 is the governor.
该死! 贱人 该死! Damn it!Son of a bitch, damn it!
哦 抱歉 - 没关系 其实我和你们想法一样 Oh. Sorry.- No, I actually agree with you.
- 啊? -是啊 我觉得仇恨法很有问题 Huh?- Yeah.
我觉得仇恨法很有问题 I have a real problem with hate crime legislation.
其实我很愿意你们这些孩子去和长官谈谈我的看法 In fact, I'd love to see you kids go down
去和州长谈谈我的看法 and give the governor a piece of my mind.
那你为什么不自己去谈? Well, why don't you tell the governor yourself?
哦 他不会听我的 -为什么? Oh, he wouldn't listen to me.- Why not?
因为我是黑人 - Because I'm black.- Oh.
坐吧 孩子们 Sit down, boys.
我来给你们讲讲 I'm gonna give you a little lesson
仇恨罪法案 about hate crime laws.
splash!
哦 感谢上帝! 哦 感谢耶稣! Oh, thank God!Oh, thank you, Jesus!
拿去 该死的! Here you go, god damn it!
酷! 完全属于我自己的Tic-Tac游戏 Cool!My very own tic tac throw game!
天呐 真难闻 Oh, it smells, man!
不然你还想怎样 啊?! Well, what the hell do you expect, huh?
现在我拿到你的白痴游戏了 Now I got your stupid game.
教我怎么逃出去! Tell me how to break out of here.
你逃不出去的! You're not gonna break out of here.
你得在这里待到21岁 傻子! You're here till you're 21,douche.
但是你说过 But you said--
我只不过就是想让你帮我带东西进来 I just wanted you to sneak stuff in for me.
怎么? 你还真以为我和你说真的? What, you actually think I give a crap about you?
我以为 I thought that--
你最好知道 Man, you better wise up
监狱里就是这样的 to the way things work in the big house.
嘿 各位! 我拿到个新的Tic-Tac游戏 Hey, guys!I gots me a new tic tac throw!
有点臭 不过是全新的 Yeah, it's a little ripe,but it's brand-new, man.
可以休息的时候玩 We can play it at recess.
嘿 你在干嘛? Hey, what are you doing?
你不能在监狱里哭 You--you can't cry in prison, man.
他们会打爆你的头的。你怎么回事?! They'll bust your head open.What's the matter with you?
我要妈妈 I want my mom!
老兄 Dude.
妈咪 我要妈咪! Mommy!I want my mommy!
如果对你来说真那么重要 Look, if it's that important to you,
我就帮你逃出去好了 I'll bust you out of here.
你会帮我? You will?
是的 我会的 Yeah.Yeah, I will.
不过不是因为你是我的朋友 只是? But not because you're my friend.
只是因为...因为我也想逃出去 Only because--because I want to bust out too
去迪斯尼乐园 and see Disneyland.
长官 Governor,
"还Eric Cartman自由"委员会来了 the "Free Eric Cartman Now"Committee
他们想要见你 is here to see you.
哦 又是委员会 让他们进来吧 Oh, not another committee.Send them in.
这就是"还Eric Cartman自由"委员会? This is the "Free Eric Cartman Now" Committee?
是的 Yeah.
孩子们 有什么要帮忙的吗? Well, boys,what can I do for you?
- 好 去吧 你先讲 Okay, go ahead and start.
- 我不先讲 你先讲 I don't start.You start.
好吧 Oh, yeah.
你好 州长先生 Hello, Mr. Governor,
感谢您花时间 and thank you for taking the time
听我们关于仇恨罪法案的陈述 to hear our presentation on hate crime laws entitled
标题"仇恨罪法案: 野蛮的伪善" "Hate Crime Laws:A Savage Hypocrisy."
确实 过去几年里 Yes, over the past few years,
我们伟大的国家通过了 our great country has been developing
一些仇恨罪法案 new hate crime laws.
如果一个人杀了另一个人 就是犯罪 If somebody kills somebody, it's a crime.
但是如果一个人杀了另一个不同肤色的人 But if someone kills somebodyof a different color,
就是仇恨罪 it's a hate crime.
我们认为这是野蛮的伪善 And we think that that is a savage hypocrisy,
因为所有的犯罪都是由仇恨引起的犯罪 because all crimes are hate crimes.
如果一个人因为另一个人 If a man beats another man
睡了他的妻子就打他 because that man was sleeping with his wife,
难道这不是仇恨犯罪吗? is that not a hate crime?
如果一个人破坏政府建筑 If a person vandalizes a government building,
难道不是因为他恨政府吗? is it not because of his hate for the government?
犯罪的动机不应该影响判决 The motivation for a crime shouldn't affect the sentencing.
市长 是时候让人民不再分裂了 Mayor, it is time to stop splitting people into groups.
所有仇恨犯罪都是为了支持这些观点： All hate crime laws do is support the ideas
黑人和白人不同 that blacks are different from whites,
同性恋需要被区别对待 that homosexuals need to be
于异性恋 treated differently from non-homos,
我们是不一样的 that we aren't the same.
然而 我们应该因为犯同样的罪 But instead, we should all be treated the same
用同样的法律来同等对待 with the same laws
并给予同样的惩罚 and the same punishments for the same crimes,
这样的话Cartman就能从监狱里出来 for in that way,Cartman can be freed from prison
...我们就有希望赢周六的滑雪橇比赛 and we will have a chance to win the sledding race on Thursday.
这就是我们陈述 主题思想是? That is our presentation,an idea that we call...
"仇恨罪法案: 野蛮的伪善" "Hate Crime Laws:a Savage Hypocrisy."
Hmm.
这是三年来我听过最有意义的陈述 That made the most sense of any presentation I've heard
这是三年来我听过最有意义的陈述 in the last three years.
快! 他们放狗来追咱们了! Hurry up!
他们放狗来追咱们了! They're sending the dogs after us!
怎么了? Ow!- What's the matter?
我的腿! 估计断了 It's my leg.I think it's broke.
- 你继续跑吧 别管我 You go on ahead without me.
- 好的 -嘿 ！ Okay.- Hey!
你不是应该说 "我不会扔下你"什么的 You're supposed to say,
"我不会扔下你"什么的吗 "I'm not going without you,"or something.
哦 是吗? Oh.Really?
听着 孩子 快走吧 你还有活头 你有朋友 Look, kid.You go on.
你的生活是有意义的 You've got something to live for out there.
你有朋友 -是啊 You've got friends.- Yeah.
我也是刚刚才认识到 I never really realized that until just now.
我真希望能去迪斯尼乐园 I sure would have liked to have seen Disneyland.
这个，你拿着吧 Here, I want you to have these.
好的 -不! Okay.- No!
你应该说 You're supposed to say,
"我不能拿"或别的什么 -白痴! "I can't take these,"or something, dumb-ass!
哦 我不能拿 Oh.I can't take these.
拿着 它们会给你带来好运的 Take them.They'll bring you luck.
快走吧。离开这里 Now, go on.Get out of here.
- Romper?- 恩? Romper?- Yeah?
我知道你觉得 You--well,I know you don't think
谁都不会是你的朋友 you've ever been anybody's friend,
不过 对我来说 你就是我的朋友 but, well,you're a friend to me.
好了 不准动! Alright, freeze!
我们不会活着回去的! 我们死都要在一起 卑鄙小人! You'll never take us alive!We're going down together, pigs!
但是你已经被市长释放了! But you've been pardoned by the governor.
哦 真好！ 再见了 兄弟 Oh, sweet!Later, dudes.
快点! 你们还比不比?! Well, come on!Are we racing or not?
再等会 我们让Cartman出狱了 Just wait.We got Cartman pardoned.
他马上就到 He'll be here any second.
他得出现 他必须得出现 He's got to show up.He's just got to!
快点 我的脚都凉了 同志们! Come on, my feet are getting cold, fudge packers!
是啊 如果你们怕的话 直接说好了! Yeah, if you're too scared to race, just say so.
老兄 我看没有他我们也得试试了 Dude, I guess we just got to try it without him.
好吧 Clyde呢？ -在这 Alright, where's Clyde?- Right here.
上雪橇 你这个死胖子! Get on the sled,you fat piece of shit!
最后再说一次 我不胖 For the last time,I'm not fat,
所以不要说我胖 妈的该死! so stop calling me fat, god damn it!
上雪橇 死胖子! On the sled, fat-ass.
好了 姑娘们 是向他们展示我们实力的时候了! Okay, girls, time to show the boys what we can do.
Yeah!
好了 准备 预备 Okay.Ready, set--
各位! You guys!
是Cartman! -哦耶! - It's Cartman!- Hooray!
没错! 我回来了! That's right, I'm back.
哦 谢谢! 谢谢你回来! Oh, thank you.Thank you for coming back.
太感谢你了，谢谢 Thank you so much.Thank you.
Clyde哪根神经搭错了? What the hell is wrong with Clyde?
这是你们最后的机会了! 还比不比?! This is your last chance.Are we racing or not?
好了! 来吧! Alright!Let's do this!
好了 准备好了? 各就各位 Okay, everybody ready?On your marks...
我希望我能适应狱外的生活 I hope I can adapt to life outside of the big house.
预备 出发! Get set, go!
在里面待得太久 I've been on the inside for so long.
都不记得外面的世界了 I don't remember how to live on the outside.
出发了 死胖子! Go, fat-ass!
当一个人被剥夺了自由 When a man is stripped of his freedom,
变成我那时的样子，真是。。 degraded in the ways that I was, it's--
出发 死胖子! Go, fat-ass!
快! 得追上她们! Come on!We got to catch up to them!
我们要赢了 姑娘们! We got them, girls!
哦 不! 女生要赢了! Oh, no!The girls are gonna win!
加油! 快! You can do it!- Come on!
我们要输了! We're not gonna make it!
Aha!
哦耶! Hooray!
赢了! We did it!
我们赢了! 我们赢了! We won! We won!- Yeah!
我们让那些臭婊子好看了! Why, we sure gave those skanky bitches what for!
哦耶! Yeah!
你回来真是太好了 Cartman It's good to have you back,Cartman.
我们再也不会把你的胖屁股当作是理所当然的了 Yeah, we're never gonna take your ass for granted ever again.
是啊 我也不会把我的朋友 Yeah, and I'm never gonna
认为是理所当然的了 take my friends for granted ever again.
让我们来感受一下Cartman肥硕的屁股吧! Let's all hear it for Cartman's big fat ass!
Ooh!
英国人不算在仇恨罪里吧? Do British people count as an ethnicity for hate crimes?
- 不算 - 真好 - Nah.- Sweet.
嘿! Romper Stomper! Hey, Romper Stomper!Get up!
起来! 有人来探望你! You got a visitor.
- Eric!- 嘿 Romper Stomper Eric!- Hey Romper Stomper!
哇! 从来都没有人来探望我! Wow!I've never had a visitor before.
还没完 Well, that's not all.
我还给你带进来点东西 I snuck something in for you too.
真的? You did?
你记得你和我说过一直想看迪斯尼乐园? You know how you told me
你一直想看迪斯尼乐园? you always wanted to see Disneyland?
是的 Yeah.
啊! 加勒比海盗 There's Pirates of the Caribbean.
哇! Whoa!
哦! 宇宙山出来了 等等 Here comes Space Mountain!
哦 太好了! Oh, yeah!
这是微型世界！ it's a Small World!
还有什么? 飞溅山出来了! Splash Mountain comes next!
哦 单轨列车! Oh, the Monorail!