Dogu-chan is a Youkai Hunter from the Jōmon period
Alongside me, Dokigoro, she fights off all manner of Youkai doki-o!
Ah... there's also the servant, Sugihara Makoto
But he's not important doki
Now... let's see what kind of Youkai we'll fight this time, doki-ne?
KODAI SHOUJO DOGU-CHAN
Episode 3: The Abandoned Bicycle Youkai
... in other words
While your old man was gone,
it was just the two of you
So plenty of room for youthful errors in judgement!
Not really
Nothing?
Nope
Really?
Really
If it was me there would've been for sure
You reckon?
I'm nothing but a servant to her
There's gotta be something!
Innit?
Me, I'd do something
Ah, Kimika too!
Makoto-kun!
I wanted to give you this in class
But it took longer than I thought
Here!
Notes from when you were absent
I covered the important points in each subject
Thank you
I'm saved
You!
Being extra nice Makoto, aren't you?
It's only right, I'm just being helpful
I want one as well!
You're not a student though, are you?
If there's anything else, don't hesitate to ask
Thank you
See you
See you, then
Hey, for a hikikomori... you're pretty handy, huh?
Listen, I want one too!
You can't read it anyway
Not that!
That!
You mustn't abandon it (Sash: "Abandoned Bicycle Patrol")
You'll burn together
Just pick one you like
I can?
Uwaaaa!
Ah, look over there!
Is this really a good idea?
Don't be so serious
If there's less abandoned bicycles,
that's better all round
Maybe, but...
you never know who's looking
C'mon, it'll be fine
Go!
I've decided!
This one's mine
It's a good one!
Like I said, this won't work out
My mother used to use this
Nobody's ridden it in a long time
but I think it's still working
Try getting on
Wrong, wrong, wrong
That's wrong?
Here!
Here?
Not there!
Not there?
Put your bottom here
My bottom here?
Wrong way round!
This is the front
This is the front?
Yup, here
Yes, get on...
It's not moving!
If you don't pedal, it stays still - here!
The pedals, you have to tread...
What... no... the peda...
Now... c'mon already... properly...
Hands off!
Like this - here we go
So you push here with your feet to move the pedals
Push the pedals to move your feet?
No!
You step on the pedals with your feet so they rotate!
Step on the pedals and your feet will rotate
No no no! You step...
Hey! Show me some more!
I want to see more!
So hot
Hot
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I'm waiting
To start my new life...
You looking at me?
You looking at ME?!
Even if I look like this
I can still tell people off!
I'm letting go...
Now!
Wow! Great!
You're good, Dogu-chan
Really?
Arrival!
You've gotten pretty good
Shintaro, you're a good teacher!
I'm very pleased
Makoto's completely useless
See? Why not give her to me?
You can be her servant instead
What's your plan?
Even if I look like this, I can still tell people off!
I won't back down
Think you're an ally of justice?
If that's so...
Bring all the abandoned bicycles back here
To their owners
Everyone's doing it!
It makes no difference if one person gives up
None at all
Here! Tidy up!
That's supposed to be your job
Hey, what's going on?
Noth... what?
This old guy's scared
Don't go looking for a fight
None of your business
Hmm? That's strange...
Is it just my imagination?
What's his problem?
Are you alright?
You mustn't abandon it
You'll burn together
Three seconds to discharge!
Two seconds!
One second!
Why are you taking a shower?
Girlfriend...?
That tickles doki!
Not the sole of my foot!
OK, I'm done, my bad! Foot repairs complete!
I'm saved doki!
By the way...
Why do humans abandon things that are still useful?
I don't know
Maybe they think that new is better?
If they carry on like that, they'll run out of stuff
What are they thinking doki?
Probably not thinking at all, huh?
Right - I'm leaving
Where to?
That guy...
had a peculiar smell!
It's alright
It won't hurt a bit
Don't be scared
I'll fix you right up
Who's there?
What do you want?
Too fast!
What's up?
Who?
Stay out of my way!
Nobody can stop me anymore
Makoto!
Dokigoro!
Youkai Identification!
This is the Abandoned Bicycle Youkai doki!
A manifestation of the grudge held by discarded bicycles doki
It assimilates a human for a rough-riding rampage doki-o!
Today it tastes special
It's made from the leaves of the blue oak doki
Hey, ya know...
Is it alright just to leave it like that?
Uh-huh
The Youkai will self-destruct doki
Self-destruct?
At midnight,
a gate to Hell will open doki
The Youkai will enter,
taking the assimilated human with it
Into the flames of hell doki-o!
So there's no reason to bother with fighting doki
I see, I see.
I was worried there
Itadakimasu!
Save me! It's hot! So hot!
That means he might die!
Well, that's true doki-ne
Shouldn't you save him?
Why?
Huh?
"Why"?
My job is fighting Youkai
Uh-huh
Besides, somehow...
I can't stand that guy!
Uh-huh!
That's got nothing to do with it
In the Jömon era
People made their own tools
... and with those tools they made things
Uh-huh
People these days don't even make tools
but they throw things away just like that!
Uh-huh
So... cause of that you don't have to defend us?
So long as the Youkai's dead, it's all good?
That's not what I said
So what's your plan?
This servant is impertinent doki!
Dogu-chan! Show him who's boss doki!
I really don't understand humans
I'm getting sleepy!
I'm kinda sleepy myself...
Ouch!
Why do humans abandon things that are still useful?
Everybody does it
It makes no difference if one person gives up!
You mustn't abandon it
You'll burn together
I just don't get it
If it's beyond me... should I just leave it as is?
Where'd it get to?
She's in a bad mood cause she didn't get any sleep doki!
Pre-empted by my own servant?
I'm ten thousand years ahead of you!
Get on
No matter how fast you run,
a human cannot catch a Youkai
Attack!
Groping your breasts means punishment doki!
I can't stop!
There it is!
I told you not to get in my way!
Stop! Please stop!
I can't stop anymore! Moron!
Farewell!
Wait!
The gate to Hell will open soon doki!
So what should we do?
We'll get there first!
We're flying! Flying!
Let's hit it Dokigoro!
Dogu-chan - Docking!
We're falling! Waaaaa - !
Dogu-chan is here!
My ass hurts!
I won't let you get away
Such impertinence
I'll take you with me
What happened?
Now nobody can stop me
Dogu-chan! Dogu-chan! Dogu-chan!
Don't tell me...
Dogu-chan? Are you alright?
Makoto, are you alright yourself?
After all, I'm a beginner at cycling
So it was me who got it?
I'll take you down with me
Stop it! It's hot!
Hot! Save me! Hot! Save me!
I'm saved
I came to the rescue this time, but...
as for next time, I just don't know!
Yes
I'll keep... I'll keep that in sight
It hurts so goo-ood!
Moron!
Humans are good for nothing
I'm here in front of the place causing all the furore... the "house of trash"!
If you don't value things
Yes?
Then terrible things will happen
Shall I really put it away?
Mm... I lost interest
After all that fuss you made...
So, if nobody's using this bike, why not throw it away?
Everyone has something they hang on to when they don't need to
That way, if you're ever in the mood you can ride it again
Uh huh!
You mustn't break the rules
You'll get burnt up
Have you brushed your teeth?
See you!