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- I care about you as my friend. - Yeah.
- And you're way more important to me...
- I agree. - ...than any ----ing sex fling.
- Yeah.
- Did you friend zone her? - Yeah, I had to.
- She seems unstable. - Ugh.
- Four weeks ago, I remember driving my car on the freeway,
and just thinking, like, what if I drove it off the edge?
Who cares? You know? - Tom cares. I care.
You're gonna be fine.
- I like you. We're hanging out.
Where are you at right now? - I want us to be...
I guess the word "exclusive."
- Yes, that's what I'm very interested in.
- The guy that is marrying Jax and Brittany
has made offensive remarks about the LGBTQ community.
- Reading the guy's posts was, like,
insanely triggering for me.
Like, my own identity as a bisexual woman.
- It really does bother me. - I know it does.
- I've read up a lot about this pastor.
I'm wondering, like, why it took Lisa coming to you guys
about this guy. - No, no, no.
I'm not talking about this.
- I did nothing wrong! So you!
- You guys need to stop. - you, Sandoval.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- He's not in my wedding anymore.
- I hope Jax knocks him out.
Knock him the out.
♪ You know that it's our time ♪
♪ These are the best days of our lives ♪
♪ Just raise your glasses high ♪
♪ This one's for you tonight ♪
♪ Give me that gossip, give me that good stuff ♪
♪ Give me that everything I've been missing ♪
♪ Give me that gossip, give me that good stuff ♪
♪ Give me that everything I've been missing ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Give me that good stuff, baby ♪
- Hey, hey. - What the hell?
Do you have the code to our door?
- I mean, it was open. I didn't have to use it this time.
Where's Daug?
- Honestly, I'm worried about him.
- Why?
He's not doing too well. Since I've gotten him,
he hasn't eaten once. - What's this?
- Wait. Hold on. - That's my suit, Bubba.
- This lizard is supposed to live, like, 40 years.
- Dude, I don't know. - Oh.
- Didn't you used to be depressed?
Can you look at him and see if you recognize...
- Oh, you just want me depressed.
- No, I didn't mean that insensitively.
- Do you need me to take him out or do I have to go in there?
- Yea, yeah. I'll bring him to you.
Daug is the newest member of the Schwartz family.
It looks like... - Oh, he's looking at me.
- ...frickin' "Jurassic Park."
- Look at his little belly.
- When Katie found our dream home
and proceeded to steamroll me into buying it,
I had some terms.
I wanted the Uromastyx.
- Oh, it's my dragon. Just put it on my shoulder.
- Yeah. - Maybe he should come stay
at my apartment for a little while.
- We can mix it up. - I could breathe life into him.
- We could put him in your room. - Mouth to mouth?
- Bubba, look. - I know. I saw it.
- Wedding tux. You saw it?
- Are you the only best man now?
- Yeah, I was gonna say, did Tom have to pick up his?
- I'm really uneasy about this.
- He was trying to make himself seem the very woke...
- Yes. - But at whose expense?
- He came at Brittany. - His timing was terrible.
- And was basically, like, "The only reason you guys
"decided to get rid of your pastors
is because Lisa issued a statement,"
like not 'cause they actually felt that way.
- That's a serious accusation. - Yes. And--
- Oh, my God. - Brittany was--
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, catch him. - Bubba--yeah.
- No, it was ----ed up, and this is the thing.
Brittany was sitting there, sobbing.
- So, like, this is the head table here,
so this is where all the bridal party's gonna go.
- Well, let's do the head table. We know that.
- I mean, we already know who's in the bridal party.
We need to focus on this. - Well, I mean, as of today,
I'm gonna be telling Tom that he's not in the bridal party.
- But I thought Brittany was wanting you to, like, talk
to him about it and tell you, "You're not in the wedding."
- He hasn't called me. He hasn't called me in four days.
If he was concerned, he would've called me.
So you can eliminate at least one person.
Things have been dwindling between Sandoval and I
for the last year.
Jax talks sh-- about his girlfriend,
so he talks sh-- about Jax's girlfriend.
- All you did is talk sh-- about me all the time.
- Oh, come on, Jax.
- You don't have to be in my wedding. I don't care.
He just stopped responding to my texts,
didn't show up to my L.A. bachelor party,
started this thing with my pastor.
This time, Sandoval's crossed the line, and--and I'm done.
I'm not sure if he's invited to the wedding still,
but he's definitely 100% not in my bridal party.
- I mean, I'm definitely upset with Sandoval.
I just get worried-- - I don't care.
- Obviously, they matter to us, or we wouldn't have had them
in the wedding party... - Wouldn't have been so upset.
- ...or be upset. - Do you see me upset about it?
I'm not mad about it. Now I'm gonna stop at SUR
before we go to dinner. If he goes like this--
if he says, "You know what, Jax? I'm sorry.
I handled that wrong," then I'm like,
"Well, you're welcome to come to the wedding."
- You were screamed at, and Jax ran his little ass
over to the rest of them for backup
because you asked him a question.
- The person I love, Ariana, is bisexual,
and this pastor is basically speaking out
against the love of my life,
so, yeah, I'm gonna have questions about this situation.
I'm bringing up an issue about somebody being
homophobic and transphobic, and your response is to
hit me about it? - "Kick his ass!"
- It's a little weird to me.
- Violence is definitely the answer when...
a subject you don't wanna talk about is brought up.
I've been a little hesitant to reach out to Brittany
because she was telling Jax
to "knock Sandoval the out."
My mind is in such a ----ing, like,
borderline nervous breakdown state right now.
Like, I can't handle that sh--.
She might say that she's living her version
of a real-life fairy tale, but I don't know any fairy tales
where the princess encourages the prince
to commit aggravated assault.
- If you knew about this, why would it take so long
for you to do something about it?
- What are you gonna do about Ariana?
- I've not talked to her yet. I'm not just gonna be like,
"Ariana's not in it." - Right, I agree.
- She hasn't said anything to me.
- First of all, it's not your duty to go to her.
She should be coming to you. - She should be coming to me,
and that's--that's what I'm upset about.
- That's called being an adult, mature.
- There's no way that I would not reach out and make sure
she was at least okay
or try to hear her side of the story by now.
I respect our friendship more than she respects
her friendship with me.
We're literally making our wedding plans right here,
and yet I only can talk about what about Sandoval and Ariana?
It's upsetting. Like I want--
Like, I'm trying to have a good time.
I'm trying to focus on the good and the fact that
I'm getting to marry my best friend,
but people won't let us.
- It'll get turned around. It'll be okay.
- I would never do that to somebody.
♪ She don't play no games ♪
♪ She don't play no games, she don't play no games ♪
- Oh, yeah.
- Hi, babe.
- We're doing a little back door stuff today?
- Yeah.
I am engaged to my soul mate, Randall Emmett.
He is kind. He's generous.
He makes me feel on a daily basis
that I am the best person on the face of the earth.
This will definitely be, like,
the first home renovation and my last.
- I second that. We're gonna be here for a long time.
- Rand and I started our home renovation
over a year and a half ago.
- You know what, babe? You should just move in already.
- I agree. I just wanna get the master bedroom...
- Finished.
- We basically gutted the entire house.
I will never do another renovation again.
You could not pay me to do a renovation.
Okay? - Well, we're close.
We're not that far away. - But for real,
if we ever decide to move... - Yeah.
- ...we're doing what Jax and Brit did.
That sh-- is turnkey.
- Look, can I tell you something?
In the last few days, Jax has been hitting me a lot.
- You and Jax text more than, like, me and my mom text.
- Okay, but you know what it is? He's closest to my age.
- And we have a lot of fun,
and we laugh together.
- That's, like, what someone says about their girlfriend--
"We have a lot of fun. Like, she makes me laugh."
- Okay, all right.
He was saying that he was upset about Sandoval,
and I told him at dinner tonight that I'll check in with him,
'cause I didn't really get all the details.
- Yeah. It was really ----ing bad, Rand.
- Ugh. That sucks.
- Like, I don't see this going away anytime soon
unless Sandoval deeply apologizes,
which I found he's pretty much incapable of.
- Well, they're best friends, so I hope that...
- I know. - ...they work it out.
- I do, too. - Yeah.
- Because he's impulsive just like I am.
I don't know. We'll find out tonight.
- Coming up...
- You know who doesn't like the past being brought up?
Hypocrites and people with bad credit.
- Unbelievable.
♪ This is my dream,
and you can come in ♪
♪ Just hold my hand, and I'll show you how ♪
- You're gonna hate me. I know. - What happened?
- Come in. - We working out in this today?
- My foot still hurts a little bit.
- How does your foot hurt when you're able to walk in heels?
- You know what? My leg would have to be broken
for me not to wear heels, so don't be ridiculous.
- Okay. - Now I feel bad that you've
come up here, but I'll make you a cup of tea.
- Yeah, that's fine.
When I go to Lisa's house to train her,
sometimes we don't train at all.
- You don't want milk, do you? - No.
- Which I'm totally cool with.
As long as Lisa's paying my hourly rate,
I'll do whatever she wants.
Wh--Well, should I-- should I not say that?
- Ahh. Okay, so tell me what's been going on.
Are you working tonight? - I'm working Charli tonight.
- Oh, Charli. - Yes.
Charli's awesome, pretty girl. We hung out a couple times.
- If you guys are free tonight, you guys should come see me.
- Yeah, but you're working.
- I play when I work. - So you'll play with me?
- Maybe just a little bit.
- Just aesthetically, I like brunettes.
So...I'm sucked in.
- Why don't you look outside of my business? How about that?
- Have I been sleeping with anybody?
- I didn't ask. - Have I been being--
I'm just letting you know I've been a good boy.
- But I didn't know. - Little crush on her, so...
- Well, you were all over Scheana, when I saw--
You're like a cheap suit. - Let's just put this to bed,
all right? - No, you were.
- Scheana makes you coddle her.
I just don't have those feelings for her.
She's, like, my friend, and that's where it ends.
- Well, then that's great, but you should let her know that
just so... - I did.
- ...she doesn't get confused. - Lisa, you and I both know.
- She only hears what she wants to hear.
- ...what she wants to hear.
- Can you give me a bottle of Reposado to put in over here?
- Maximus. - What's up, man?
- What up, dude? - Come on.
- What's going on? - How you been?
- I gotta be honest.
I found out something, and I was hurt
that I was the last person to find out.
I heard you're exclusive. - Oh, yeah.
- Weird turn of events. We decided to be exclusive.
- Oh, so you're, like, officially exclusive.
- Yeah. He brought it up
when we were talking the other night,
and it kinda caught me off guard.
Didn't think that we were really there yet.
I don't know. It just happened organically,
and I don't know. I like him. - Nice.
- What does "exclusive" mean? I don't know.
- I consider that a relationship.
- No, it just means you're not putting your wiener
in other vaginas. - Yeah, exactly.
- It doesn't mean you're together.
- So just call it what it is.
- It doesn't mean you're an item.
- Yeah, we're just, like-- - Wait. Does it?
- No, just like, we're together. We're just--I don't know, dude.
- Exclusive is like basically you're a priority now.
Like, I care about you. Um, if I go to a wedding
and I have a plus-one, I would like to bring you.
I think Dayna definitely is taking it a little more serious
which is...okay.
I was really tired when we had the conversation.
I can't, like, really... - Oh, my God.
- I love Dayna, but I also love single Max.
- No, dude, we'll still make time to hang out. Don't worry.
- Okay. - I promise.
- Hi.
- Can we have two of the Pinkys, please?
- Yes.
- What's up, guys? - Hey, what's up?
- Hi. - How are you?
- Hey, Tom, can I just talk to you outside for a minute?
Like, before you get busy, real quick?
- Uh, yeah. Sh--.
- I can give it to them. - Okay, cool.
All right. I'll be back.
Hey, what's up, man?
- Uh...you tell me.
Man, I mean, you got anything to say
after what happened the other night?
No "I'm sorry" or "I apologize for making your fiancée cry"?
"That was wrong of me. I should have checked
on how you were doing"?
Anything like that would be fine.
We found out our pastor lied to us.
We took care of it, problem solved.
- Look, I'm really glad that Lisa did say something
to Jax and Brittany about this pastor,
but leading up to that point,
they were intentionally ignoring the situation.
Let me ask you something, Jax, and I want you
to think about this. - If you start deflecting
on all things, I'm gonna walk away right now.
- Anything you even remotely... - Here we go. Here we go.
- If you even hear a rumor... - Let's bring up the past.
- No, let's bring up the past, Jax.
- Let's reflect. - Yeah. You know who doesn't
like the past being brought up?
Hypocrites and people with bad credit.
So there you go, dude.
- Unbelievable.
Tom Sandoval can never tuck his tail between his legs
and be like, "You know what? I was wrong."
He has never in his life
apologized without saying "but" afterwards.
Sometimes it's okay to be like, "You know what?
"Maybe I was right, maybe I was wrong.
"But is it really worth it in the big picture of things
to see my friend upset on his wedding day?"
- No, and that's why I brought it up at Peter's birthday
30 feet away from everybody.
- For me, it sounds like some kind of motive,
some kind of, like... - Dude.
- You're trying to dig at me. or I don't--I don't--
All you had to do right now--
- I don't, like, go out of my way to try to sabotage you, bro.
I've never done that. - Lookit, you're still doing it.
You can't just say, "Okay, I'm sorry."
- What are you ----ing talking about?
- I know, I know. - Do you even know me?
Do you even ----ing know me, dude?
- I thought I did, man. - Oh, okay, Jax.
- This is--This is-- This is a 4-day thing
of me, like, waiting for your text.
All you had to do was say, "I'm sorry."
That was it. This would have been done.
"I am sorry." Text. Watch. Done.
"I'm sorry." That's it.
You put me in this position. It's my wedding.
My one day of my life that's my ----ing week.
- Jax keeps saying it's his day.
I feel like it's been his day for over a year now.
If that's the kind of friends you want--
ones that never question you, agree with you at all times,
then that's what you can have, Jax.
- You could have questioned-- - I will never be that way.
- No, no, no, no, no. It's not about you questioning me.
- I would not expect you to be that way.
- It's your tact. The only person I'm having
a problem with is you-- the only person,
and yet I'm supposed to have you in my wedding?
You've gotta be ----ing kidding me.
I'm not even having my own mother at my wedding
because I don't wanna deal with her.
You think I'm gonna have you there?
I can't believe I have to do this a week and a half
before my wedding.
You've pretty much sealed your fate.
I can't have you at my wedding.
- Sorry. - I'm sorry, too.
- I was upset, dude. It bothered me, man.
I definitely feel like Jax is trying to make me feel small
to distract away from maybe
how poorly he handled the situation.
But I just don't know what else I could have done.
- I don't wanna sit here. You got your job to do.
I came to say what I had to say. Have a good one.
- Coming up... - We handled it, Tom Sandoval.
Why don't you figure out
your ----ing girlfriend's issues, huh?
Figure out what--first of all, what sexuality she is,
because it changes every day.
- Ooh.
Here you go, sir. Sorry I gave it to him first.
It was just gonna fall out of my hand.
- Thank you. - I was like,
I know the rules. My bad.
Would you like another glass of wine?
- Goat cheese balls, calamari, and a Pinot Grigio.
- Hi. - So how's your night going?
- Good. - So seriously, honestly, like,
I feel like we haven't had a chance to, like,
kinda get to know each other and I feel like,
you're really cool, so if you wanna grab dinner sometime,
something to eat... - Okay.
Brett is nothing like the guys I've dated.
I like tatted, masculine, like...
I call them rough boy hands.
Brett, to me, has, like, soft boy hands.
But a millionaire that I met at an Emmy party
once told me that you say "yes" to everything once
because it always keep guessing the second, third, fourth time.
I think maybe I can squeeze it in my calendar.
- Oh, my God.
- I'll see what I can do. - Yeah, let me know.
That was interesting.
- Table under Randall.
- Right this way. - Perfect.
- Do you get shots of tequila chilled at the table?
- I've been burned by Tom Sandoval multiple times.
He's burned multiple bridges. - Okay, I know.
- Thanks. - Hi, Jaxy.
- Hey! You guys are so dressed up.
- How are you? - How are you, buddy?
You look sharp. - Thank you. Thank you.
- I'm feeling so underdressed. I...
- Randall! - How are you?
- I need some tequila ASAP. - I ordered a couple drinks.
- Look at that. - Thank you.
- Thank you, Randall. You know what what's up.
- Well, no, Jax came in hot, so I thought,
we're gonna get a drink just to take the edge off.
- Let me tell you. So I went to SUR to tell Tom
that he is no longer in my wedding party.
- And I can understand that.
- And I go, "Do you have anything to say?"
And he was like, "No." Doesn't even care.
Even if I invited him to the wedding--
By the way, he's not invited to the wedding.
I took him out of it completely. I go, "Listen, all you had to do
"to stop all of this is text me and say,
'Jax, I'm sorry. I handled that wrong.'"
He's like, "Oh, you know I'm upset about it."
You're upset about it, you ----ing piece of sh--?
We handled it, Tom Sandoval.
I know you wanna be Mr. Investigator
and figure it all out. Why don't you figure out
your ----ing girlfriend's issues, huh?
Figure out what--first of all, what sexuality she is,
because it changes every day.
- Like, really? I'm Lala. This is Ariana,
and I chomped her cookie one night
in the back of a car.
- It's okay for Sandoval to have come up to me and ask me
questions and everything, but the way he did it--
- No, it's not. No, it's not. Not in that place.
Stop making excuses for him. - I'm not making--
- Now you're making me look stupid.
- No, no, no, no. - Stick up for me.
- No, no, no, that's not where I'm going.
- Stop making-- No, you're spinning things.
- My point was, was that whatever you decided
I was gonna support you because you have been
his friend for 20 years. - You're on his side.
I hold on to your side no matter what you do.
- Yes, I am on your side. - If you said
"The sky's green," it's green. I do whatever you want.
- Guys, guys, the whole thing-- - What are you fighting
with me about? - Guys, at the end of the day,
though, it's your wedding. You guys gotta clear your heads.
- Oh, I know. - And wake up tomorrow...
- I'm as happy as can be. - ...honestly, no more.
This is your day.
- Hello! - Do you have any questions?
- The fried chicken sandwich--
can I just get the fried chicken?
And I'll take a double order. Double order of chicken.
- Okay, got it. - Thank you.
- You need to go potty. - Oh, yes...
- He just asked me for permission.
- I gotta go--I gotta go, too. - Whatever. Permission.
- Yes, you can. You can. - Oh.
- Yeah, go on your potty breaks together.
Okay, so I'm freaking out about every little thing right now.
So what would you do if you were me
and with the Ariana situation?
- I just think she's a wet blanket.
- I wouldn't want her in my wedding.
There are two versions of Ariana.
There's this fun chick who's twerking on you.
But then there's the other side of Ariana
where she's not happy for her friends.
- And Schwartz is the one who approved it.
There needs to be, like, a set protocol.
- Ariana and Sandoval live on this high horse together,
while we all wanna ----ing cut both of them.
They just don't wanna see people do well.
- Yeah.
- I hate to interrupt. - What?
- I made a decision.
I wanted to have Randall in my wedding.
The only reason I did not have Randall in my wedding
is because I thought he was gonna be in production.
- Are you guys being for real?
- I would've asked him a long time ago.
- Yeah. - And now, well,
it's uneven now, so...
- Double fried chicken.
- Let's go off. Let's have a party.
- It makes sense. - Randall, we love you so much.
Like, you have no idea. - Mix it up, you know.
- I could not have been more wrong about somebody in my life
if I tried. - Thank you.
- I've known Randall now for about two years,
and he's just a giver.
He's flown us to Mexico, Miami, Bahamas.
We just became friends, just, you know, naturally.
I have one more thing to ask you. Hold on. Just...
- What are you-- Are we getting married?
- Would you do me the honor
of--of being in my wedding next week, please?
- Did I do that right? - Not.
I know it's last minute. - Are you gonna cry?
- I'm... speechless and in shock.
- I'm still on my knee.
- Stop, stop. - Okay.
- I love you, and I will 100% be there, and it's an honor.
- You need to toast him.
- Yes! - And it's an honor.
Thank you. Thank you, dude. - Awesome.
Such a bad to a positive. - Yeah, I feel way better.
- Hi! - Hi.
- How you feeling today?
- Um...I'm chillin'. I talked to Jax.
Didn't go so well. - Tonight?
- Tonight, yeah, he came by, so...yeah.
So actually, I wanna go talk to Schwartz real quick.
I'll be back.
- So...what happened?
- Uh, Jax came in very heated.
It was just like, "You're not invited to the wedding."
- Like, not invited to Kentucky? - Yeah.
- Oh.
Look, it's Jax's wedding, and he can cry if he wants to,
but I think that he took it a little too far with this one.
- What's up? How was SUR?
- Uh, it was--it was busy.
Uh, Jax came up. - Oh, sh--.
- I am no longer invited to the wedding.
- I feel sick.
Since Sandoval isn't going, are you going?
- I don't know. You know that I love Brittany dearly,
and I wanna see them be married and be happy,
but I also at the same time don't know if I feel comfortable
being there without Tom.
If I go to the wedding, it feels like admission
of, like, it's okay that Tom's not here,
and it's just gonna feel wrong.
If I stay in L.A. with Tom,
then I'm not there to support Brittany,
and I'm having to deal with the wrath of the hive mind.
So either way, looks like I'm ----ed.
- I feel like you should talk to Brittany.
- Yeah. - I will, but I'm not gonna,
like, tell Tom that he should, like, claw his way
into, like, being back at a wedding that...
you know what I mean?
- Why didn't you reach out right afterwards
and be like, "I'm sorry. My timing was off"?
- Don't act like you don't ----ing agree.
- I don't agree. You insinuate that he's...
- I am not insinuating. I'm insinuating that
somebody turns a blind eye.
If you type in "Jax and Brittany"...
- I know, but-- - The pastor pops up immediately
and all of his ----ing tweets pop up.
- You came at it in an accusatory tone. You did.
- Yeah, my tact was not good. - Okay, thank you.
- I'm not perfect. I ----ed up, man, like...
- I'm not gonna kick you while you're down.
Dude, I'm ----ing devastated. - I don't--I don't...
I know, man.
- We're going over to try on our, like, groomsmen tuxes
at his place tomorrow.
Dude, without you being there,
it just does not feel right, man.
I feel like I'm gonna have to make a case.
- I'm not worth it, dude.
- Dude, don't ever say that again. you, man.
- Dude, you don't need to do anything
except just be his best man. - I know, but...
I don't know how to be a best man.
- You don't need--Yeah, you do. I'll show you.
Um, dude...tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna hook you up with the ----ing ultimate,
like, survival kit for the wedding, okay?
And you wear it so I can be there in spirit, okay?
- I just--Oh, man. This doesn't feel right.
I'm thinking back to my wedding, and, uh, just how special it was
having Jax and Tom standing up there with me.
I can honestly say
from the bottom of my heart that I have never loved you more
than this moment right here.
To think that Tom's not gonna be there for Jax,
I just... I feel gutted.
I don't know how to tie a bow tie.
- I'll tie all the bow ties ahead of time.
- Yeah.
- I love you, man. I still love Jax.
- Oh, I love you, too, man. - I still love Brittany,
and--and--and, uh... - That's why...
I know sometimes your tact can be off...
- Yeah. - ...but I know your heart
is unrivaled. You're one of my favorite people in the world.
- Dude, you're one of my favorite people.
- I'll be honest, man, my heart is broken.
- Coming up...
- I would like to be there for you,
but I would feel so uncomfortable.
- I mean, you're a bridesmaid. You're not just a guest.
- Yeah.
- You know, it's like a big deal.
This tears me up inside
that this is even having to happen right now.
- Hey. - Hi!
- What's going on? - Just driving home from Azusa.
I'm gonna grab some ingredients for my famous enchiladas.
I didn't know what you were doing tonight.
- No, I appreciate it, but I actually--
I'm going on a date with Charli you know, the new girl?
- Yes, I know Charli. She's my friend.
It just seems weird. You were saying how
you're not attracted to her. She does her makeup bad.
Off of what I know from both of you so far,
I mean, I think you'd be better as friends
because she's a lot younger than you,
need I think if you're gonna date someone,
you need someone a little more mature.
Um... Not like... - Of course. Of course.
Of course. - ...a little adorable club rat.
I honestly can't see Brett and Charli together.
Maybe physically but not personality-wise.
As you're friend, I'm just saying,
she's a young girl. She's not looking for anything serious.
Keep your guard up. - No, I appreciate that.
I'd like to just get to know he a little better.
- Yeah, no, I mean, we're all just getting to know each other.
So... - Right. Right.
- Yeah. - Right.
- Cool.
- I'm waiting for the guys to get here.
They should be here any second, try these on.
- Almost wedding day.
- Peter like? - Peter love.
- Peter want some more.
- Hey!
- Hello!
- Hey.
- Hi. - What's up, bride? Bride-to-be.
- Hello, hello. - What's going on?
We got our suits.
- As far as the wedding planning goes,
I really haven't had much to do.
- He doesn't even have his shirt yet. Isn't that awesome?
- I have a shirt. I have a tuxedo shirt.
I got to choose the suits, but even that,
I really didn't even get to choose
because she gave me two options
and she said she didn't like one of 'em.
- Well, they feel good. - They feel good?
- Ooh, they feel good.
- Got any wiggle room in there?
- Got a little bit of room. - Where's these guys?
- I just got really good-looking all of a sudden.
- I'm not feeling sexy at all.
- Hello! - Hi.
- How are you doing? - Oh, help...
- What's up, guys? - Oh, my God!
- I'm gonna have it like more concealed...
- Hi.
- Hey. - Hi.
My birthday's on Friday. - You look so cute.
- Everybody's invited. - Oh, sh--.
- Oh, thank you. - There you go.
- All right. - Okay, cool.
- Such a weird situation. - I know, dude.
- I do love Ariana,
but sometimes Ariana, like, puts up this wall.
Well, thank you for coming back. - Yeah, of course.
- And I hate that because I don't want her to drift away.
There's just, like, so much drama going on.
- Mm-hmm.
- Sandoval could've, like, reached out.
Like, it really hurt my feelings even that, like,
you didn't reach out after it happened.
- Well, Brittany, I heard that you were saying
that you wanted Jax to hit Tom.
- What's going on up there, man? - I don't know.
- It's--It's okay.
- It upset me,
'cause I was like, he knows who we are.
I get that-- - He knows your hearts,
but he's also just, like, so bothered
by, like, seeing all the stuff that the guy was saying.
- Right, and I didn't either. - And thinking, like,
oh, was this guy, like, just gonna be there
if this didn't come back up? So, like, I kinda--
- It probably would've because we--I didn't ever see
those comments. - Yeah.
- If I would've seen all those comments,
I would've done it months ago. - Yeah.
- I believe Brittany when she says that she didn't see
any more of this pastor's hateful words.
However, I do also believe that Brittany
had to have worked pretty hard to maintain that ignorance.
- I know, like, it all got blown out of proportion. I know that,
but my feelings were really, really hurt.
- I thought you were huffing and puffing.
I didn't think you were gonna disinvite him from the wedding.
- Wow. - Talking face to face with him,
it was very sobering, man. He was crying.
- Tom can cry because it's sunny outside and there's a dog.
- This is the last time I'll mention this
because your wedding's a week away,
and I respect your decision, but just one last time.
- Yeah. - Are you sure you wanna
completely disinvite him? - Yes, yes.
- Who's gonna be your best man now?
- I'm just not having--I've always wanted to have Randall,
not that he's the best man. He's--I'm just sticking
with the one. He's just filling in the spot of...
- Sandoval. - Yeah.
- I came over with some hope, but Sandoval's out.
Randall's in, and it's just so final now, you know?
Yeah.
- What are you thinking?
- I would like to be there for you,
but I also just know it would be so....weird.
I would feel so uncomfortable.
- I would, like, hope, like, as a friend to me
that, like, you would-- I mean, you're a bridesmaid.
You're not just a guest. - Yeah.
You know, it's like a big deal.
- Look, I deal with mental health issues,
so it doesn't really help that my "friends"
are creating more stress for me.
This tears me up inside
that this is even having to happen right now.
- Yeah. - Like, I hate it.
I'm gonna have to know, like, soon what you're gonna do.
That way, I don't have to keep worrying and stressing...
- Yeah. - ...every single day about it.
I got 10 days left.
- Coming up...
I have to go to London.
I don't think I can come to the wedding.
- Oh, my goodness. - Oh, my gosh.
♪ Life moves fast like a new roller coaster ♪
♪ Don't hold back ♪
♪ Make a splash, make a... ♪ - Hi!
How are you? - How's everything?
Here you go.
- Oh, thank you. - Ever been here before?
- No, actually, I haven't. - Oh, my God.
You're in for a treat. You don't even know.
- Why? Is it vegan? - Yes.
- Is that why you like it? - Of course.
- I am a Hispanic girl from Barstow.
I think I'm gonna do I Am Stellar smoothie.
- Yeah, I'll get the same one.
- So all this hippie-dippy,
$16 for a smoothie is... white people sh--.
What do you like to eat from here?
- Um-- - I'm super picky.
I just tried an avocado this year.
- Why?
- Well, I've never had pasta either.
- What?
I grew up in an Italian family. We eat pasta with a spoon.
- Ooh. - You are Stellar.
- Thank you. - And you are Stellar.
- Thank you so much. It's good to get to know who you are,
'cause I just feel like we haven't had the opportunity.
- So wait. I'm so interested now.
I'm gonna ask a bunch of questions.
Do you go back to New Jersey a lot?
- I just moved out here in April,
so I haven't been home yet, but...
- You've only been here for two months?
Wait, what? - I know.
- I didn't know that. - It's crazy.
- So, wait. Why did you move out here?
- I've always wanted to, but I was in a relationship
for, like, five years, and that was my only relationship, so...
- That was your only relationship?
- Yeah. If I'm in it, I'm in it. You know what I'm saying? Like--
- No, that's fine. That's... - Yeah, I don't--
I don't just get into it. - No, that's okay.
What do you look for in a woman?
- For instance, like, in my relationship,
I would--when I was with my ex--
- Wait. You bring up your ex a lot.
- I'm just letting you know. This--
This is the only time I've ever been in love.
- Any guy who brings up his ex-girlfriend period--bye.
Like, this is me playing the world's smallest violin.
♪ Whomp, whomp, whomp ♪
Like, get over it, bro.
- So what I look for in the-- in the good parts of that,
when you're with somebody and you can look at them,
and, like, it doesn't matter where you are,
but you feel like you're at home,
I want "genuinity" in a person.
At the end of the day, I'm just like a guy at heart.
I'm a goof. You know what I mean? I'm a klutz.
Like, I'm not perfect. - Ah, I was like,
I don't even sit through a podcast this long.
Um... - You're so funny.
I woke up this morning, and I had a call.
I got a call from Scheana.
She was, like, mad that we were having lunch today.
She just thinks, like, she doesn't know who you are.
She doesn't trust you. - But I hung out with Scheana,
I don't understand why she says she doesn't trust me.
- She just wasn't happy. - Like, I'm not
that type of girl, like, to be, like, "Oh, I got your man."
I'm not gonna do that. If all these girls are, like,
"This is mine," I'm like, "Girl...have it."
- This is goals.
- I gotta find out who Lisa's swan guy is.
- Hello? - There's Giggy.
- I usually don't get called up
into, like, the principal's office...
for good things.
- Hi. - Hello.
- Hi.
- Stay there.
- You look gorgeous. - Thank you so much.
- This is gonna be, like, really brief.
I just wanted to talk to you about a couple of things.
First, I know this all got very complicated
with this pastor thing, right? - It's a mess.
- Mm-hmm. - It's a mess.
- It's a mess. Now you've just gotta focus on the wedding.
Do you promise me? - Yes, absolutely.
- Yes, we're trying very hard. - We're trying to.
- The second thing I have to tell you...
is I don't think I can come to the wedding.
- Oh, no. Why?
My mother died day before yesterday.
- Oh, my goodness. - Oh, my gosh.
- And no, no, no. Stay there.
- I am so sorry, Lisa.
- My mother suddenly passing is just, uh...
just such a shock.
It was deep vein thrombosis,
and her life was taken within minutes,
and I don't think anybody was prepared for it.
I just lost my brother.
I mean, to lose my mother like that,
it's just been... very, very difficult.
I have to go to London. Obviously, it's unexpected.
And nobody else knows because I have wanted to keep it quiet.
- I'm so, so sorry. Go be with your family.
- But all I'm saying is that I want you to get
your priorities in order, but life is short.
- Yeah. - And don't worry about
what anybody says.
I'm gonna go upstairs. I don't wanna talk about it anymore.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I feel awful for Lisa.
Losing a parent is... probably the worst thing
you'll ever have to go through in your entire life.
- Love you both. - Love you so much.
Thank you for telling us, Lisa. I'm so sorry.
She's been so supportive and so sweet to us.
I just--I feel so bad.
- Okay, maybe we should just leave and let her be.
There's nothing to say.
This right here is the perfect example.
Like, these little things right here,
it's not worth it. - Yeah.
That took care of a family member,
and that took care of a best friend. Who else is next?
♪ All that glitters isn't gold ♪
♪ I hope you know ♪
- What's up, guys? Everything okay?
You guys good?
- Bartenders--we have three? - Just three.
- Okay.
♪ All that glitters isn't gold ♪
♪ A heart of gold ♪
- Hello? - Hi.
- Hey, what's up? - How's work?
- It's all right. It's a little busy.
- Can you hang out tonight?
- Uh...I'm gonna be here until
at least 3 a.m., maybe 4, but, uh, I can come over after?
- Mm...sounds like a booty call to me, so I think I'll pass,
playboy.
Everything okay, though?
- Yeah, nothing scary. Just wanna talk to you.
- Okay.
- Max is not prioritizing me
the way I'm accustomed to being treated.
All right, I hope you just have
like, the best night of your life.
- All right, yeah, I'll try.
- Before Max asked me to be exclusive,
it felt like more of a relationship,
whereas now I feel like him putting that out there
has made it go in the opposite direction.
- Dude, did you hear about what happened?
- With Lisa? - Oh, yes, yes, I did.
I texted her and Ken today. - Me, too, me, too.
She just sent me a little kiss emoji.
- I feel like Lisa could, like, I don't know,
just use, like, a vacation or something, you know?
- Yeah. - Like...
- I feel like you could use the same.
This is maybe the first time in our relationship
where I'm having a hard time seeing
where you're coming from.
I guess he asked Randall to be in the wedding now
and sort of stand in your place.
- Okay.
I've been friends with Jax for almost 20 years,
and Jax has known Randall for, like, five minutes,
so it hurts.
Last year, his dad passed away, so it's like
couldn't bring up any sort of issue ever,
then this year, it's like he's getting married.
Next year, it'll be, like, Brittany's pregnant.
I feel like in the friendship, I walk around on eggshells,
and Jax just kinda, like, does whatever the he wants.
- Listen, Jax can be a real ----ing pain in the ass,
but in this situation, I wish you'd just been like,
"You know what? this.
Let's ----ing go into best man mode and just kill it."
It's a big deal for him.
- Coming up...
- I just wanna ----ing get in my car
and drive away. I wanna leave my life.
- Hi.
Hi. - Hey!
- Hi. - How you doing?
- Good. Can I have a table? - Yeah.
- Hi. - Hello.
- Hey, what's up? - Hello. How are you?
- Have a seat. I gotta go run and make a phone call.
I'll be back. - Thank you.
- Okay. - Hi, my love.
- Hi. Here you go. - What are we doing?
- Let me put this over. - Talking some sh--.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- So what's going on with this wedding stuff?
- Listen, I don't get along with Sandoval,
but he deserves to be there.
- I am ----ed either way.
- It is a big deal to be asked to be in someone's wedding.
- I get what you mean, but... - You know, I just wish
you guys would actually roll over right now
and just say, "I'm sorry" without a "but,"
and I feel like it would make it--
I feel like they would be relieved.
- Lala and Stassi are more concerned
with what I'm supposed to do
than the dilemma I'm faced with personally.
- I think of all of us as just, like,
this big dysfunctional family, and I don't like feeling like
one of my dysfunctional family members,
like, doesn't wanna be a part of it anymore.
I don't feel like you enjoy us very much.
- I don't enjoy most things very much.
- Why? - But you guys don't know that
because we don't talk one-on-one.
I'm considering driving off the ----ing freeway bridge
when I'm driving home at night.
I don't talk to you guys about that stuff.
"Debbie Downer." - Why?
It's what you're going through.
- Because it's not safe. It's not safe.
- She's Debbie Downer the whole time.
It's just gonna ruin everyone else's mood.
- I just notice, like, being around her,
she's--there's like a little cloud
that hung over her.
- I just think she's a wet blanket.
- Listen, I'm sorry that you're going through a lot.
- Thanks. - I've been there.
You know, I've gone through many times
where I struggled with depression and anxiety.
Sometimes you're at a place in your life
where you're in a hole, and you don't wanna live,
and life seems to be okay.
There's nothing that should make you feel that low,
but you can't explain it.
- I would hope to God
that if you're having feelings like that,
that you would feel comfortable enough to come to one of us.
Hearing what Ariana has been going through internally
breaks my heart because I get it.
I've been there.
My dad is just a memory.
Stassi, I just feel like my world just crumbled.
I'm just really ----ed up right now.
- I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
- I had no idea that these were her thoughts,
or else I would have done something about this.
- Okay, talk about my feelings.
- Yes, I want you to do that. - I would be
so ----ing miserable at that wedding without Tom
that I'll literally probably ruin it
because I'm so emotionally unstable.
- I get it. - So this is bigger
than what I was thinking. Like-- - Yes!
- So share with me.
I've eaten one girl out besides you.
Like, that's some--Like...
- I'm sorry, bitch, but we're ----ing close.
- I'm not trying to, like, gain sympathy.
I'm not trying to be some, like, victim martyr, any of that.
- Hello. - How'd it go in there?
- Fine.
- What's wrong? You okay?
What's wrong?
Like, they were very nice.
I don't wanna--I don't wanna make it seem like
they were being mean. It's just...to have...
people say, like, "Oh, this is a safe space.
Like, why don't you tell us what you're going through?"
I'm like, this isn't a safe space.
Like, on what ----ing planet do you think this is a safe
group of people to talk to about your sh--? It's not.
Has never been.
And they're like, "You guys should just roll--
"just roll over, you know? Just do what they want because
it doesn't make sense that Tom wouldn't be at the wedding."
When I'm at my lowest, my darkest,
it feels like I'm outside of myself,
and it just feels like "it all.
I wanna do something drastic."
- Well, I did just send Jax a text message.
- Why? What did you say?
- "Hey, man, I'm really sorry for bringing that sh-- up
"so close to your wedding.
I really, really do hate seeing you and Brittany upset."
- You're too good of a person.
Look, Tom, I'm just--I'm sorry I'm getting, like, heated
and angry right now, but honestly, like...
I just wanna ----ing get in my car
and drive away and never come back
and never see anyone.
And just, like, start a new life
on a ----ing olive farm or something.
- I know that feeling. - I don't know.
No, you don't know that feeling 'cause I have it every day.
I love you so much, but, like, Tom...
I'm telling you, I wanna leave my life.
- I have seen Ariana this low before,
but it is very rare.
It obviously weighs on me a lot because I love her so much,
and I wanna see her happy,
and I wanna do everything I can,
but sometimes I feel powerless.
- This whole thing of, like,
having to repair this friendship,
these friendships with people who clearly
don't even care who I really am as a person,
they don't see me. They don't see me.
I have people in my life who think I'm cool as ----ing hell.
- I think you're ----ing cool as hell.
- Thank you.
- I would way rather you live your truth
than to hide something from me.
I wouldn't want you to be any other way.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Can we please go home?
- Let's get out of here.
- Okay.
- Next time on...
- I'm getting married!
- It's a mixture of "Game of Thrones"
and "Downton Abbey."
- Did Jax ever text you back?
- Um, no, obviously, I didn't send that text message
thinking he would change his mind.
- Probably those two getting married is pretty significant.
- I'm sure that Jax and Brittany are really gonna miss
seeing you at the wedding. - Yeah.
- If Scheana did tell you something in confidence,
why did you come and tell her something
that she said to you in secret?
- So I'm getting scolded for being honest? That's dope.
- Okay, well, you can write it in your diary.
- I woke up to a million texts from James,
like, "Whore, slut," like...
- He did not call you a slut. - Yes.
You're embarrassed by your actions,
and you should be.
- Cut it out, or I'm gonna leave you right now.
- I'm not gonna pretend like it didn't happen.
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