那是2001年的夏天 It’s the summer of 2001
Joe见到了Patrick Joe meets Patrick
Joe就说 嘿 我懂音乐！ And he’s like “yo, I know about music.”
Patrick说 嘿！我更懂音乐！ And Patrick’s like “yo, I know more about music.”
不可能！ “That’s impossible!”
来玩乐队吗？ “ Do you wanna start a band?”
Patrick这样说 And Patrick is like
哦？好像很屌 …yeah… that’s cool
然后他说 呃，这是书店不是唱片店啊 And then he’s like “yo, this is a book store, it’s not a music store.”
然后他们就去Patrick家了 And then they met at Patrick’s house
Patrick穿着短裤、袜子，戴着顶帽子 So Patrick’s wearing shorts and socks and a hat.
Patrick一直在因为一些很扯淡的原因打鼓 Patrick is playing drums for some fucking reason
Pete也在那里 And Pete’s there for some reason
他们就玩起了音乐 They start playing music together.
你们懂的 我们来随便翻奏点其他乐队的歌吧！这样 You know like… “oh let’s play some fucking covers from some other bands!”
比如Green day啦，Misfits啦，Ramones啦 It was like Green day, fucking Misfits and fucking Ramones!
Pete就跟Joe说 Pete says to Joe
嘿，别弹这些什么鬼啦！ yo, we gotta change these shit up!
没错 别弹这些什么鬼了 我们要弹Fall out boy的鬼！ Yo, we’ve played all these bands let’s play shit from Fall Out Boy.
Pete和Patrick就觉得 屌炸了！ And… so Pete and Patrick are like yo
但是我们没有鼓手啊 that’s dope. But we need a fucking drummer.
Patrick虽然打鼓 但他是主唱 Because Patrick is playing drums, and he’s a singer!
Patrick一直都自称灵魂歌手 Patrick’s like “yo, I got a soul voice!”
别人问他为啥是灵魂歌手的时候 And then like “Wait, how do you have a soul voice?”
他就 来，听听 And he’s like “yo, watch this!
然后所有人就震精了 我了割草太他妈灵魂了 And then they’re like “Oh my god! That sounds like soul!”
所以他们就这样写出了一首歌 So they put it in a song
然后大家都觉得 太屌了！这才是FOB！ And then they are like “yo, that’s fucking perfect! This is Fall Out Boy.”
他们做了 And they made records like
Evening out with your girlfriend Evening out with your girlfriend
大家都喜欢“Evening out with your ex-girlfriend”这个名儿 ‘Evening out with your ex-girlfriend’ everybody loves it.
叫evening out with your ex-girfriend with your ex-girlfriend, called evening out with you ex-girlfriend
…叫“吃光你女票” It’s called ‘Eating out your girlfriend'
这是真的…怎样都好啦 And it’s real and doesn’t matter
然后Pete就跟Patrick和Joe说了 这他妈酷得一逼有没有！！！ And Pete talked to Patrick and Joe, and he was like “yo, what the FUUUUCK! Yo this is gotta be fucking DOOOOPE.”
他们就做了张叫“Take this to your grave”的唱片 So they made a record, and it was called ‘Take This To Your Grave’.
…在没有鼓手的情况下 They made it without a drummer!
然后就有三四个鼓手来想要加入 And they had like three or four drummers come in.
那几个来加入的鼓手,搞得像 The four drummers they had come in were like
Josh Freese
Neil Peart
第四个鼓手像蟑螂老爸还是其他什么乐队的鼓手 The fourth one was like the guy from Papa roach or something.
大家一致表示 我们就要Andy了！ And they’re like “yo, we need Andy.”
Andy Hurley 录一下 Take This To Your Grave “Andy Hurley, ‘Take This To Your Grave’, fucking record it!”
Andy做到了 而且厉害的飞起！他打起碟来连他自己都打！！！！！！！！ And he did it, and he killed it! He was like Bigadigadigalalululapssshhhh!
呀哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒 Killing the skins!
哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒动词打次 Tapping the skins! Tapping the rims!
哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒 Playing the shit!
哒哒哒哒哒哒哒 Killing these bitches!
哒哒哒！！！ Wrapping it out!
他连续敲个不停啊发生了啥啊！！！ He got fucking tattooed right now! What the fuck is going on!
我们应该签到拉面公司 只有他们知道现在啥情况。 “We should get signed, to fueled by ramen. Cuz these guys know what the fuck is going on.”
Ramen乐队的人说 如果你们能把我们的排场搞得更酷炫一点 挺简单 They were like “yo, if you can make our scene any bigger than it is, which is not fucking hard.
我们就签下你们 We will sign you guys
Pete说 我们有这张碟 很棒的 Pete was like “yo! We got this record which is fucking DOOOPE dude!”
叫Take This To Your Grave It’s called ‘Take This To Your Grave’.
“这张叫From Under The Cork Tree必火 It’s called ‘From Under The Cork Tree’, it’s gonna be fucking huge
然后Patrick说 And Patrick’s like “I gotta keep it real
既接地气又很文艺 I gotta keep it artistic
这三首歌一定能征服专辑审查员的 these are three songs that are gonna make the album and it’s called
这首叫‘ThnksFrThMmrs’ this is called ‘ThnksFrThMmrs’
20 dollar nose bleed 20 dollar nose bleed
还有 ‘Sugar, we’re going down’ and ‘Sugar, we’re going down’
这屌炸天的专辑就做成了，随即热度爆表！ And they made this record that was fucking dope and fucking hit on the charts!
好像很轻松地，一二三 Like 1! 2! 3!
三二一 3! 2! 1!
三四五六七八九十 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10!
十九八七六五四三二一 10 to 1!
然后‘From Under The Cork Tree’就卖了四百万张 ‘From Under The Cork Tree’ sold like 4 million records
一千万张！ 10 million records!
一千五百万张！ 15 million records!!
而且整张专辑和我Brendon Urie毫无关系！ And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record!
Patrick觉得“这真是太太太太好了！” And Patrick’s like “That’s GOOOOOOOOOOD!”
Pete觉得“啊哈哈哈老子现在想干啥干啥啦！” Pete’s like “yo! Fuck you! I can do whatever I want!”
Joe觉得“好好好，不过我无所谓啦。” Joe was like “…yeah that’s cool man whatever, I don’t give a shit.”
Andy则是 And then Andy was like
“耶，帅！” Yeah, cool!
然后Pete说“男人用化妆品真是太特么合适了！” And Pete was like “Makeup is fucking great for a guy!”
因为化妆品能让人变漂亮 Because it makes a guy looks beautiful.
大部分时候 Which a lot times
大家觉得“男人不美” A guy is not beautiful
我想改变这种想法 And I wanna change that
我想让大家都把男人和美这个词联系在一起 I wanna make sure that everybody thinks that a guy is beautiful.
（至今我做得还不错哦。） (I’m good so far.)
（别质疑我。） (Yeah I do.)
（闭嘴。） (SHUT THE FU…)
（……好吧） (Oh fuck…. Alright, alright.)
Pete就说“天……这JB图太耻了……” Pete was like “Oh my god! I was so embarrassed about this dick pic!”
然后我看见了这JB图，不过我觉得还不错。 And then I saw the dick pic, and I was like “eh, it’s not bad.”
嗯，也不是个坏JB，说实话。 It’s not a bad dick, let’s be real
panic! the disco在FOB之前先在滚石杂志有了文章。 We made Rolling Stone one issue before Fall Out Boy.
然后FOB就发飙了。 And Fall Out Boy made a issue right after us. They were so pissed!
他们就说“艹你们大爷！” They were like “yo! Fuck you guys!”
你们成为滚石杂志的封面了吧！？ They were like “yo! Panic! has the fucking cover of Rolling Stone?!
我们会比他们红出一个银河系 Yo, fuck these dudes, were gonna go fucking miles above!
我们会击中每一个大陆！ Were gonna hit every fucking continent there is known to man
不过他们没成功 But they didn’t
因为很明显他们错失了最佳时机 because they missed a second of time, apparently.
他们，【占领】了，每一个大陆 They were like "oh shit we got every continent."
而非【冲击】 And they didn't actually hit it.
Pete简直吓坏了。 Dude, Pete was like “what the FUUUUUUUCK!”
还真红透全宇宙了—— Oh you didn't fucking make the continent.
牛逼！ Its like fuck you!
所以从‘From Under The Cork Tree’这首歌以后，我们他娘红了三，四年了！ So ‘From Under The Cork Tree’ happens, we fucking have three, four years of awesomeness!
好像粉丝一个个地就这么来了不知不觉就这么多了 Like people are coming on themselves cus it’s so big!
所以FOB…… So Fall Out Boy was like…
Patrick说 我们得把这张碟命名为 From Under The Cork Tree’ 还有 from Infinity On High So Patrick was like “yo we gonna name this record From Ur… From Under The Cork Tree’ and from..from Infinity On High
Pete说 Folie a Deux的意思是两者中戏剧化的那个 Pete was like “yo,Folie a Deux means, the theatric of two.”
FOB觉得“我们该来个休假啦！” Fall Out Boy was like “yo, we gotta take a break!”
Pete也觉得该休假 Meaning, Pete was like “yo! We gotta take a break bro!”
Patrick也需要时间做做自己的音乐 And Patrick’s like “I need time for my music! EHHHHHHHH!
Joe也要去搞搞艺术玩玩金属 And Joe’s like “yo,I need time to find the fucking art dude, I gotta find some fucking mea-metal!”
Andy则想在几个金属乐队里打打鼓 And Andy’s like “I'm just gonna play with some fucking metal bands!”
大家就愉快地决定休息三年——两年——三年——三年半？ And they’re like “alright, this breaks been like three years long. Two years long. Three years long. Three and a half?”
“我们一定会回来的！在变强以后！” “We gotta fucking come back man! We gotta come back STRONG!
我们要做宇宙天团 We gotta make this shit legit. It’s gonna be fucking dope! It’s gonna go fucking sky high!
宇宙第一天团 Were gonna make a fucking record that sails the skies
这张专辑就叫save rock and roll We gonna call this record... ‘Save Rock And Roll’."
然后他们做了‘Alone Together’, ‘Light Em Up’, ‘Alone Together’, ‘The Phoenix’.几首歌 So they made ‘Alone Together’, ‘Light Em Up’, ‘Alone Together’, ‘The Phoenix’.
所有人都觉得 卧槽什么鬼 你们在跟这个跟艾薇儿和粉红姐合作的人一起做音乐？” And everyone's like "what the fuck?! You're working with this guy who fucking recorded AvrilLavigne and P!nk?!
（我勒个去这是我的衬衫吗？我吐自己身上了吗？） (What the fuck is this one my shirt? Did I puke myself? )
不勒个是吧 Oh God!
pete说 我们会和panic! at the disco和20pilots一起结束巡演 Pete was like “yo!We’re gonna end up in tour with Panic! At The Disco and Twenty Pilots."
就是这样 And that's all.
就是这样就足够了 And that's all that matters.
这就是故事最后的答案 And that's how the fucking story goes.