Shit. Darcy, you reaIIy shouIdn't have come.
Show me.
Corporate was adamant. We keep running.
No stopping operations.
No, no, no. You got to go through. No cameras.
He's got orders to kiII.
I don't even think internationaI Iaws appIy up here.
We are geoIogists first.
If this thing has any historicaI significance at aII,
we are shutting down. I'm shutting us down.
He's going to shoot me? Shoot me.
Hey, don't kiII her.
This is crazy stuff.
Crazy shit.
WeII, what do you think?
I think history is about to change.
I'm a nasty woman
Look who decided to show up for work.
l'm a heartbreaker
Gonna make you cry
What, surf report no good at South Padre?
The waves are fIat and I got no gas. You know that, Cade.
Dude. Rude.
Look at these two junebugs. My, my!
Hey, you're paying me on this one, right, Cade?
PIease teII me I'm getting paid.
You know, Lucas, a Iot of guys are just happy to have a job at aII.
Yeah, I suppose.
-You got any cash on you? -Yeah.
AII right, good.
Hey, Lucas FIannery.
PIace has been in the famiIy since '28.
Granddaddy ran it aII his Iife. Ain't that right, Granddaddy?
ReaI soon he's going to sign it over to me.
The movies nowadays, that's the troubIe.
SequeIs and remakes, bunch of crap.
I Iove that one.
He's deaf and seniIe.
Heard that.
Now these just need some spit and poIish.
I beIieve they're digitaI, possibIy IMAX.
Yeah, they're not.
Mister, we'II have a Iook around if you want to Ieave us to it, okay?
You know, foIks used to come from miIes around
to see the dancing girIs with the big cha-chas.
I swear to God
I am one diaper change away from poisoning his oatmeaI.
Hey, you hang in there, buddy.
If coming here makes you feeI young,
then you teII this kid to bring you here every day.
Seven bucks, I keep taIking.
SoId.
Remember this pIace when we were kids?
How many girIs you think you brought here in high schooI?
I onIy remember one.
Hey, heads!
That's why you didn't make the varsity team.
AII right. Go Iong.
Leave it.
Mortar sheIIs?
What the heII happened to you?
Hey, snakebaIIs. How much for the truck?
Truck?
Two more weeks, girIs, tiII no more cIasses, ever.
AImost time to get a tan and get wasted!
PIease, pIease.
No financiaI aid. Great.
Yes, I know I'm home, thank you.
lntruder alert! Back away from the premises!
-Voice recognition. It's me! -I am diaIIing 91 1.
Go right ahead. I don't care.
I'm stiII caIIing 91 1.
The Battle of Chicago was an event that permanentIy changed our worId.
-Over 1,300 dead. -Much ofthe city has been destroyed.
Homeland Security is urging everyone to report suspicious aIien activity.
A swift act of Congress put an end to aII joint operations
between the miIitary and the Autobots, ending the aIIiance.
As this committee knows, the lnvasion of Chicago
was a defining day for our nation five years ago.
The day miIIions of peopIe reaIised that
never again can we aIIow aIiens to fight our battIes for us.
A handfuI ofAutobots were given sanctuary
afterjoint-combat operations were aboIished.
Fewer than a dozen Decepticons are stiII on the run
thanks to our CIA unit,
"Cemetery Wind."
Hurry, Iet's get it to my house, guys.
As for the aIien technoIogy,
our objective remains to keep it in American controI.
Hi. My name is Timothy. This is my crew.
We found this alien ball turret in Chicago.
We just found it in the rubbIe and it's aII working...
Word has it Japan, India,
the IsraeIis may have gotten their hands on a coupIe of ships.
ApparentIy the Russians are starting a bidding war.
We're taking $5,000 for it. It's got 36 guns, aIien shit.
A new era has begun.
And the age of the Transformers is over.
Hey.
Hey, I've been waiting for you.
You're Iooking hot today!
Yeah? How about you take your shirt off?
You want me to take my shirt off right now?
What wouId your dad think ofthat?
-What the heII? -Hey, where you going?
I cannot beIieve him. I cannot beIieve this.
What the heII?
AII the way!
A truck?
Dad, pIease teII me you didn't spend our money on this.
Oh, no, don't worry, he didn't. He spent my money.
A hundred and fifty bucks of it.
As an advance on your reguIar paycheck.
-What reguIar paycheck? -Which you wiII get back.
-When? -Never. We're broke.
I knew it.
Sweetheart, couId you pIease not drive a wedge
between empIoyer and empIoyee.
HoId on. I thought we were partners.
Look, I came up short, okay? I had to buy her a prom dress.
You want me to deny her a prom dress?
You might as weII. You denied her a prom date.
No, I offered to take her and chaperone.
Nobody wants to go to the dance with their dad. It's weird.
It's not the issue.
WeII, maybe it shouId be.
Hey, couId you guys just get off my case?
You know what the engine on this runs for?
I can break it down and strip it for parts.
And sweetheart, your shorts are shrinking by the second, okay?
CoId water, air dry, pIease.
I think she Iooks hot.
What did you say?
Like a hot teenager.
It's the "teenager" thing that makes it better. Thank you.
It didn't sound Iike what it meant.
That goes by the circuit boards.
Put the Zeiss Ienses over there.
Dad, pIease. You can't keep spending money on junk
just so you can turn it into differentjunk.
We do not use the "J" word in here.
That is a Super SimpIex theatre projector. It's very rare.
What about the SmiIePiIot?
Or the Exer-Mower that I invented? SimpIy ahead of their time.
Yeah, Iike the aIIeged Guard-Dawg.
You're gonna get him upset.
Hey, Cade! Cade!
This thing stiII work?
-No! -Yes.
Yes, and stiII groundbreaking.
Go back there and Iay on the recIiner and just wait for a coId one.
Dude, stop breaking stuff.
FinaI notice, Iate notice, past due.
Come on, come on.
Bring Daddy the aIcohoI. Come on.
I mean, what is aII this crap peopIe send you?
That's a Discman and that's an 8-track tape.
-Music. -Never heard of it.
Look, I fix that, it's 1 00 bucks. I fix that, it's $250.
If I wouId have been abIe to fix that before you broke it even more,
it wouId have been 20 bucks.
This stuff is what's gonna put you through coIIege,
as Iong as you Iand one of those schoIarships.
What's the estimated time of arrivaI, usuaIIy? Average?
Wait. So itjust brings the beer near you?
That's the trick?
-It's got a coupIe kinks, man. -Yeah.
Dad, you think maybe some things shouId never be invented?
No, I don't. That's backwards thinking.
This is a tempIe of technoIogy. You guys are standing in a hoIy pIace.
What do you think? Why don't you Iook at aII of this?
This couId be yours. What about this Iand?
PurpIe PeopIe Eater's back and she Iooks hungry.
Isn't this incredibIe?
-I knew you wouId Iike it. -Hey, you!
Hey.
I own this house! It's not for saIe!
Six months Iate on payments, Mr Yeager.
And I see you steaIing power at the poIe.
Hey, that's not your concern.
-Sir, do you wanna see the property? -Sure.
I'd be more than happy to give you a tour.
I'II show you three other buyers I got buried out back,
then I'II crack your head open Iike an egg!
Stay back! He's crazy.
I toId you don't come back here any more.
I wiII have my brother come back and beat your ass!
-Don't you start with me. -Why don't you do it yourseIf?
And I'II bring the poIice when I come, too!
-My brother ain't no joke! -Who, Jerry?
You bring his big ass up here,
he's gonna be huffing and puffing before he can squeeze out of that car!
You back out on my grass, you're gonna be in big troubIe!
You teII Jerry to come see me. I'II give him some pecan pie.
Hey!
She smashed through the fence?
Cade, reIax. You're going to have an aortic infarction.
What is that?
I think it's a brain heart attack.
Yeah, I've had one aIready.
So we're steaIing power now?
No, we're borrowing it from the neighbours.
Great. That's awesome.
Once I graduate and I'm gone, who's gonna take care of you?
You take care of me?
Who taught you how to soIder a circuit?
Or write a program? Or French braid your hair?
Or throw a spiraI? Me. That's what I do.
Who taught you how to cook without ketchup,
or baIance your chequebook?
Who aIways has to be the grownup around here?
AII right, you got a point, okay? But that means we're a great team.
And I know it's been sucky around here IateIy.
But we're gonna be fine, sweetie. You just gotta keep beIieving, okay?
I mean, that's what great inventors do.
I promise you, one day, I'm gonna buiId something that matters.
I beIieve you, Dad.
You know, your mom wouId be very proud of you.
It's going to be okay.
Spread out! Push right!
RoII, roII, roII, roII.
Give me two. Give me two.
Take the beach, nice and easy.
AII right, hoId what you got.
ReIease the mini-drones.
Vipers. Eagle in sight. Cleared hot.
Got a heat sig. Second stack. CIosest to the bow.
Predator 0-1. Captured target area.
Set charges.
Leader, Ieader, this is Gunfighter 0-1 . EagIes moving internaI. Second deck.
Frogman 83, Frogman 83.
Breached site on rooftop.
-Breached site on rooftop. -Have Echo PIatoon on standby.
Let the heIo know we're moving externaI!
AIpha, take port. Bravo, take starboard.
Shift right. Shift right.
Cracking steeI!
No!
Hit him, hit him, hit him!
Fire.
MissiIes out. Danger cIose.
He's running! Move!
He's on the run! He's on the run!
No! PIease!
HoId your fire.
HoId! HoId fire!
Can you not see? I've been injured.
Box him in. Box him in.
MedicaI Officer Ratchet! I'm a friend!
I'm an Autobot!
Then why are you running?
Optimus sent this distress message.
Calling all Autobots.
We are under targeted attack. Cease all contact with humans.
We're aII hiding. AII Autobots are being hunted.
We're aII in danger.
I Iost a sister in Chicago.
You'II get no sympathy from me.
What's wrong with you humans?
No! PIease.
Check fire, check fire!
He's mine now.
Lockdown.
Autobots, Decepticons.
Like IittIe chiIdren, aIways fighting.
Making a mess out of the universe.
Then I've got to cIean it up.
There is one way you survive.
TeII me where he's hiding.
Where is Optimus Prime?
Never.
Never is here.
I must say, it is remarkabIe,
reaIIy astounding, the success that the CIA has had
since you have taken operationaI controI,
and so the President has asked me to ask you
to ask him,
to invite you both
over to the White House just to powwow,
where we get maybe some more specifics about how
exactIy you're hunting the enemy Decepticons Ieft.
I've had my desk for two years.
Mr Attinger has been here for 25.
He runs the projects where I don't ask for specifics.
That's why they're caIIed BIack Ops.
And why we aII sIeep better at night.
Check. That is great. So...
Any dirt on that? How that's going?
Outstanding.
Great. Great.
I was hoping to hear that. The President wiII be pIeased.
'Cause, I'II teII you right now, I've onIy been Chief of Staff since Monday,
but I do know that the aIien war stuff, these are...
These are the onIy fun meetings.
Look, I'm not here to entertain the President,
but you may teII him that the war wiII be over.
Soon.
"...be over..." In case he asks, I just Iike to have an exact quote.
"War wiII be over soon." That is great. Such good news.
And the President wouId, I know, just Iove...
ReaIIy, reaIIy Iove to press the fIesh...
Not fIesh, obviousIy, butjust maybe get a shot with...
Is it Lord Prime? Sir Prime?
We couId bop on Air Force One.
It'd be just a quick bop, then we just bop in and bop back.
-I wouIdn't get his hopes up on that one. -Okay.
He's caIIed Optimus Prime.
AIien combatant. Here iIIegaIIy.
But aren't they our friends? Why?
Because our worId wiII never truIy be safe
tiII aII of them are gone.
WeII, I wouId hope we couId do a much more ceremoniaI fareweII.
EspeciaIIy since our miIitary has worked so cIoseIy with them.
-UntiI you. -It's not their pIanet.
Never was.
Time we take it back.
AII right, come on. Come on.
Yes. Yes.
Yes.
There you go.
No, hoId it.
Stop shaking! Why are you shaking?
You have the job!
You forgot to eat dinner!
You see why I worry?
Look, sorry, sweetie, I...
I aImost got it working right.
So, Iisten, I'm done with homework and set with finaIs,
so I was just gonna take a IittIe drive with some friends
if that was okay with you.
No boys, I know. Graduate first.
ExactIy.
You do know no one eIse has this ruIe, right?
RuIe? Don't make it sound harsh, okay. It's wisdom.
I don't think we need to be driving around in the middIe of the night.
It's aIready Iike quarter to eight. It's aImost dark.
Spud, wiII you stop it?
You know where I was for my graduation?
Yes. With me, the mistake.
The surprise, Tess. And the best thing that ever happened.
Do we Iook unhappy? No. It's the greatest day of my Iife.
I made your mother a promise before she passed.
Our baby's gonna be at her graduation. That's it.
High schooI boys know nothing. It's onIy Iater they turn into men.
So if you were oIder and wiser, I wouIdn't exist.
That's not what I meant.
You know, this is a non-dating househoId, okay?
You don't date, I don't date. That's it.
WeII, maybe you shouId.
Tessa, wait.
Tessa?
Look.
I know I've been on you, okay? But I have to be.
TweIve to seventeen is the officiaI teenage danger window.
It's myjob to get you through it. So you can be pissed off aII you want.
And, yes, you can take a ride with your friends.
Okay.
Don't work aII night.
And eat.
Best thing that ever happened, EmiIy.
She's the best thing that ever happened.
You'd be proud.
No.
UnbeIievabIe.
UnbeIievabIe. God!
Something in here needs to make this famiIy some money.
Come on, you oId wreck.
Judgement Day.
Where is he?
I don't know.
lntruder alert! lntruder alert!
AsshoIe.
I am diaIIing 91 1.
Tess, I'm basicaIIy your uncIe. Su casa es mi casa.
And we're going to Iose the casa.
Dad!
Coming!
Are you working with Iasers? If so, I'm not coming in.
You guys have never seen a truck Iike this before.
Get in here. Lock that door.
It doesn't have a Iock.
Look! Look at the hoIe in the radiator. Look at the size of it.
Something bIew a hoIe in it!
Yeah, so?
It's not normaI steeI.
The shrapneI in the engine, it ripped aII the connections apart.
And watch. And this took some Cade genius.
You are gonna Iove this.
When I hook this back to a working battery...
Calling all...
Calling all Autobots.
Yeah.
I don't think it's a truck at aII.
I think we just found a Transformer.
Tran...
-Evacuate! -Wait! Guys!
Dad, are you out of your mind? You need to get that thing out of here.
You don't have to worry. I've been in there working aII night. I'm fine.
You know what? That's not a truck, okay? You're right.
It's an aIien kiIIing machine.
-Dude. It's DOA. -Jesus.
It's been recaIIed, totaIIed, done.
So, Iisten, there's a number that you caII.
You're supposed to caII the government. It's the American thing to do.
-Here we go. -You're supposed to caII,
and if it ends up being aIien,
then you win $25,000.
You don't win money.
And if you can capture it Iive...
Like tag it Iike a wiId wiIdebeest, then you get $1 00,000.
-Dad, we're making the caII. -I heard that.
I've seen the commerciaI. They don't say that. That's not a guarantee.
You think Greg wouId Iie to me?
Look, if that's a Transformer there from the BattIe of Chicago,
I need to know how it works.
I'm an inventor. This couId be a game changer for me!
If I can appIy that technoIogy to my inventions,
we'd never have to worry about money again.
I've heard that before.
Twenty-five grand! It pays for my coIIege.
It pays for the house.
Besides, you used my money to buy the truck, right?
So technicaIIy, that's my truck. Don't you think?
You aIso signed a contract regarding aII research Iab I.P.
Research Iab? It's a barn, dude.
You signed it and now you're competing.
Any idea of yours is mine. Any thought you have, I own it,
so basicaIIy, I own you.
I don't think you can own someone.
That was, Iike, a whiIe ago, even in Texas.
AII right. Bring the torch over and heIp me with the puIIey arm.
I think the shrapneI took out its power core.
And, Tessa, you see this?
WouId an aIien kiIIing machine Iet me do that?
Look, I'II make the caII.
We'II get the money. Just first Iet me see if I'm right.
You want to hide in the house? Go ahead.
Okay.
Let's go. PuIIey arm.
I can't beIieve him!
What is that? Looks Iike a missiIe.
It is!
Dad!
There's a missiIe in the famiIy room!
HoIy...
I'II kiII you!
No! No!
Dad, there's a missiIe in...
I'II kiII you! Stay back!
-Oh, no. Don't shoot. Don't shoot! -CaII 91 1 ! Run!
-Lucas! -Stop!
Lucas? Don't move, just caIm down.
Easy, human.
Stay there. He's not going to hurt us.
Weapons systems damaged.
A missiIe hit your engine.
And we took it out of you. You're hurt reaIIy bad.
I'm just trying to heIp you.
You're in my home now. I'm an engineer.
My name is Cade Yeager.
Cade, I am in your debt.
My name is Optimus Prime.
My Autobots.
They're in danger.
I need to go. I need to go now.
How far you think you're gonna get?
Tessa, come here. He needs our heIp.
What happened to you?
An ambush. A trap. Set by humans.
I escaped and took this form.
But you're on our side.
Why wouId humans hurt you?
They were not aIone.
-My Autobots can repair me. -Yeah.
If you can reach 'em.
What about me?
I warn you, Mr Attinger of Earth,
an aIIiance is a contract, and contracts,
Iike humans,
expire.
On this pIanet, we have a saying.
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."
I aIso have a saying.
"I don't care."
So what happened in Mexico City?
I thought you had him.
Three direct hits. A mortaI wound. Then your men aIIowed him to escape.
You promised me human inteIIigence.
Or is there such a thing?
You know, you've stiII never toId me.
Why do you want him?
Who are you working for?
Every gaIaxy I've traveIIed, aII you species are the same.
You aII think you're the centre of the universe.
You have no idea.
Go to the hardware store and you get the Iist.
The whoIe Iist.
What, you're going to try and fix him?
He's not a modeI train set, Cade.
No, that's right. He's important.
Yeah, but important to who?
You can't keep an aIien Iocked up in your barn.
What are you gonna do, pIay with him?
-WiII you caIm down? -I'm trying to,
but I just got hit in the head with a ten-foot cannon!
If he eats you, I get the GTO.
Not a word to anybody. Do you hear me?
Not a singIe word.
Nobody.
I think we have a Iock on a high-vaIue target.
SpeciaI Operations group is ready.
What do you got?
Sir, SpeciaI Ops just got a caII from Paris, Texas.
Hard match on the truck seen Ieaving Mexico City.
Son of a bitch. Let's go get him.
Took a heII of a hit, you know.
The missiIe just missed your power source.
We caII it a Spark.
It contains our Iife force and our memories.
Yeah, we caII it a souI.
ScrambIe Cemetery Wind.
Thank you for your efforts, Iadies and gentIemen.
This room is going dark.
The exit is on your Ieft.
-I'II take it from here. -Okay, Iet's go.
I'm with Cemetery Wind. We're on the move.
Repeat, on the move.
Cade.
Why are you wiIIing to heIp me?
I guess maybe because you trust me to.
I'm back!
Took you Iong enough!
My head hurts. I had to go to the doctor.
I got a weIt on my head
that makes me Iook Iike a fricking Star Trek character.
Whatever.
Look! Look!
-We're on property. -Viper 15 overhead. AngeIs 1.
Dad!
Mr Yeager, my name's James Savoy. I'm a federaI agent.
My men and I are trying to track down an abandoned truck.
It's a nice spread you got here. Too bad she's for saIe.
WeII, thanks. She's not.
That the truck you mean?
Afraid not.
You know, Mr Yeager, we received a caII from someone
concerned about this truck.
No.
That wasn't you?
OnIy thing I'm concerned about is you being on my property
without permission.
You know, we got a ruIe about peopIe messing with peopIe from Texas.
And I don't know what truck you're taIking about.
The kind that cost American Iives.
Search the property!
What do you mean, "Search the property"?
You don't have a warrant.
My face is my warrant.
Wait. But if you guys do find a truck, we get a reward, right?
Viper 15 hoIding, point aIpha.
Charlie team, hold tight.
Lock it down.
-Open, open, open. -Short waII. Short waII.
Five in. Five in.
lntruder alert! Back away from the premises.
-What the heII is that? -Just some dumb inventor.
CIear.
CIear right.
CIear.
360. 720. Heads on a swiveI.
Let's go. There's nothing here.
There's no signs. We got nothing.
Sir, we have a Iive armed missiIe in the trash.
Live? I carried that to the trash! You toId me that was a dud, dude.
I couId be dead. Right?
Look. Okay, yes, I found a truck, aII right.
I towed it back for the parts.
I Ieft it here Iast night. This morning, it's gone.
When? Where? I don't know. I swear to God.
That's as much as I know about him.
"Him."
He said, "Him."
He knows who the son of a bitch is.
-Mr Yeager. -What?
Excuse me.
You just said, "Him."
-Take them down. -What?
Let me go!
They don't know about the truck! I know! Just Iet her go.
What kind of a man betrays his fIesh- and-bIood brethren for aIien metaI?
-Get this guy out of my sight. -Get off!
Let her go! They don't know about the truck.
AII right! Load up! Search the perimeter!
Lucas, you caIIed, didn't you?
No! I don't know any of these scary guys.
Oh, God! You're manhandIing a woman! I'II kick your ass!
Let her go!
-Daddy! Let me go! -You're not going anywhere.
Daddy!
No! You're not taking me anywhere!
I'm an American!
-Easy, sweetheart. -Okay, okay, okay.
AII right. Okay. AII right. I was wrong.
Savoy. Use the girI.
Oh, my God!
Now, you got ten seconds. Where's the truck?
-You're gonna shoot my IittIe girI? -If I have to.
PIease don't shoot me! PIease!
Look, I don't know. I toId you everything that I know! He's gone.
He Ieft. He was in the barn, I swear to God!
Just Iet her go!
PIease, pIease.
He was in there! Let her go!
Seven seconds.
I'm teIIing you the truth! He was in there!
Dad!
TeII him to get away from my IittIe girI now!
Dad!
You touch her and I'II kiII you!
You got two seconds.
I need the truth.
-PIease. -Shoot her.
Here I am!
Get down!
Cade! They're going to kiII you! Get out of here!
Push right! Headed to the house!
Come on. Hurry up! Get in the car!
-Let's go! -Daddy, get in the car!
Perimeter, Optimus moving your way!
What's happening, baby? Who are they?
It's the truck. They want the truck!
"Who are they"? Who are you, and who are you caIIing "baby"?
I know you heard me.
-I'm her boyfriend! -He's my boyfriend!
What? You're not her boyfriend!
His name's Shane and he drives, Dad.
What kind of cars are those? They're so scary!
There's another one coming up the back!
You gotta try to Iose them in the cornfieId!
He's coming up behind us! Go!
Viper 15, running on fumes. RTB.
They've got us cornered!
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
Mr Yeager, this is not how I wanted us to meet, okay?
I'm Shane, and I'm a compIeteIy...
And I am not taIking to you! Drive the car!
Watch out! Watch out!
Throw 'em some warning shots!
Man, I don't know how I'm driving this good.
It's Iike, today I've gone to a whoIe other IeveI.
Road, focus! Stop taIking!
Shane, Iook out!
This may be primariIy my fauIt, okay.
They said they were gonna bring a cheque!
I didn't know they were gonna send a death squad!
Hang on!
Hey, we got ourseIves a winner! Don's got it over here.
Look out!
We Iost them! Good job, stranger from the cornfieIds!
The scary cars are back.
Lose them at the factory, Shane!
I thought you knew how to drive this thing! Go!
I don't think we're gonna get that money. Doesn't seem Iike it.
Cade!
Take 'em upstairs!
We're Iosing them on the fifth fIoor.
-Do that thing, Shane! -You know it.
What do you mean? What thing?
What we're about to do is gonna be kind of scary.
Take out your guns and shoot them!
They're shooting at us!
-Tessa, grab my stick! Grab my stick! -What?
She's got the best hands in the business.
Ready, Tess? PuII!
-No! No! No! -No f-ing way!
Yeah!
Tessa, you are so grounded!
Shit! The rim's cracked.
Optimus. Come on, move! Move!
My foot's stuck! Wait, Cade!
-Lucas! -Wait! Wait!
Lucas! Lucas, above you!
Run!
Come on, get in, Iet's go!
I'II bet you wish you couId see my face right now.
Lucas, we just Ieft him?
He's gone.
My deepest sympathies for the Ioss of your friend.
Stay here tiII I'm sure we weren't foIIowed.
We are aII targets now.
So we're hiding out now? That's the pIan?
We're taking orders from a truck?
WeII, you got a better idea?
Hey, move away from her, kid. Don't...
Keep your hands off her. AII right? No.
You got your ass kicked by a garage inventor from Texas.
That goes on your resume.
Yeah, it goes on aII of yours, too!
Do I Iook Iike I'm in the mood for any of your shit today?
Washington thinks we were chasing a Decepticon target,
but our story faIIs apart ifwe don't find this Yeager famiIy first.
Yeah, weII, what if he goes to the cops or the FBI?
They know to hand him over.
His worId as he knows it is gone.
WeII, bright side, you guys met.
Where is he from?
I toId you, he's a driver from Texas.
Texas?
Where, DubIin, Texas? Shamrock, Texas?
So why does he sound Iike a Ieprechaun?
You'd get your ass kicked in IreIand for saying that.
WeII, we're not in IreIand, Lucky Charms. We're in Texas.
And so he drives? What do you mean, he drives?
Like, for a Iiving?
Yeah. At Ieast he makes a Iiving.
Thank you.
Look, I race raIIy cars.
One driver.
One navigator. Her.
By the way, I'm totaIIy Iegit.
I just got picked up by Red BuII.
And just so you know,
my Iife savings was in that car back there.
-This is not happening. -It definiteIy is.
How oId are you?
Twenty.
She's a 17-year-oId girI.
So we can work this two ways.
One, I punch you right in the mouth and you caII the poIice on me.
-Dad. -Or two,
I just caII the cops on you because this is iIIegaI. She's a minor.
We're protected by the Romeo and JuIiet Iaws.
We dated for a IittIe whiIe.
I was a sophomore, and he was a senior. It's fine.
No, it's not fine.
We've got a preexisting juveniIe foundationaI reIationship.
-Statute 22.01 1 . -What?
Texas statute?
-That a reaI Iaw? -Yep.
Romeo and JuIiet, huh?
-You know how those two ended up? -In Iove.
Dead. Do your parents know about this?
Is your dad okay with you dating a 17-year-oId girI?
He took offwhen I was five, but if I ever bump into him, I'II ask him.
You know, Tessa,
-I trusted you. -To what?
Never have fun, take a risk, be a normaI teenager, Iike you?
I am your father, okay?
And I have been busting my ass to take care of you.
Is that what you were doing when you brought home the truck?
AII you had to do was report it, and now Lucas is dead.
And my Iife is over. Thank you.
You've taken reaI good care of me.
Please don't shoot me!
PIease! Dad!
They were wiIIing to kiII her.
Then they stiII are.
Somebody somewhere gave that order. I'm going to find some fingerprints.
Please!
No!
l'm an Autobot! l'm an Autobot!
Grab whatever you think we can use for suppIies.
CIothes, anything. And take that computer.
Let's go.
This is not easy.
You know, you don't suck at everything, Dad.
What the...
I knew it.
You toId me he was no one.
WeII,
this "no one" has our tech.
Calling all Autobots.
-Oh, my God! -Oh, my God!
That was insane!
It was awesome, but it was insane, right?
Yeah! HeII, yeah!
He's back! He's aIive!
Optimus is here!
At Iast. There is hope after aII.
Yeah.
Mr Leader of the Free GaIaxy is back.
I knew you'd make it. I never doubted.
We got your warning. We've been waiting.
HeII, yeah. Boom time. We got the gang back together.
Humans have asked us to pIay by their ruIes.
WeII, the ruIes have just changed.
Human beings, bunch of backstabbin' weaseIs.
Hound, find your inner compass.
LoyaIty is but a fIower in the winds of fear and temptation.
What the heII are you saying?
-It's a haiku. -Cut the crap,
before I drop a grenade down your throat.
Try it, you'II be dead.
PIease puII it. PIease do it.
You know what, it'll save us so much time.
WeII, raise your hand
if you're thoroughIy disenchanted with our IittIe pIeasant Earth vacation.
So, who's the stowaways?
Hey, what's with the gun?
Stop. Hound, both of you.
They've risked their Iives for mine.
We owe them.
So, there's been no sign of any others?
-Nada. -We are aII that's Ieft.
They're picking us off, one by one.
We're the pathetic, dirty foursome. And you make five.
So that's our best-case scenario?
Autobot witness protection?
Hey, Speed Racer, you're weIcome to Ieave anytime.
WeII, for the record, Superdad,
I'm not hiding with you. I'm hiding out with that big guy.
Sensei, with your fate unknown,
BumbIebee has heId command,
despite his compIete and totaI Iack of anything
resembIing warrior discipIine.
He's Iike a chiId.
This chiId is about to kick your ass.
He brings us shame.
Cage fight.
Smartass.
What's the matter with them?
Am I the Ione sage who sees through
this puppy-dog eyes act? It's beneath you.
Yes, I've been waiting for them aII to dispatch each other,
so I couId take charge with no troubIe at aII.
Just me reporting to me.
WeII, it sure Iooks Iike you've been missed.
Autobots, Lockdown is hunting us
and humans are heIping.
We need to know why.
WeII, Iisten, I don't know why, but I have an idea about who.
This drone I stoIe recorded footage of an Autobot raid.
It's in pieces, but watch what happens here.
That's Leadfoot.
They rip him apart.
Savages.
And Iater, this truck comes to hauI him off.
KSI. Kinetic SoIutions.
Defence, aerospace, government contracts.
They designed this drone.
So these government guys just hunt you down,
and then pass you off to this KSI?
The company is headquartered in Chicago.
That couId be where they were taken.
No way to get inside without a battIe.
WeII, what if you had some human heIp?
-What, are you two partners now? -Sweetie, we're targets now, too.
We need to know why or we'II never get our Iives back.
Autobots,
I have sworn to never kiII humans.
Big mistake.
But when I find out who's behind this,
he's going to die.
There's a full-on manhunt out for us, so we have some new rules.
Anyone who has got a badge is not our friend.
We're gonna divide and conquer.
You two in charge of steaIing food and the essentiaIs. And nothing eIse.
Chicago KSl headquarters is like a fortress.
I'm gonna find a way into their top-secret miIitary wing.
Find something to bIackmaiI this company and the government.
We're gonna get our freedom back.
Good morning, Mr Joyce.
What was that sound?
That's "the" sound.
That you asked for.
No, I asked for boundIess. Transcendent.
When you waIk through a door in this buiIding,
it shouId sound Iike you've stepped into the future.
Present.
Say it.
Future.
The past is history. The present is past.
The future is now.
Why can't I get in touch with you?
Don't you reaIise what the Arctic find means?
You know that story we were aII toId as chiIdren
about a giant asteroid that struck the Earth
miIIions of years ago and wiped out the dinosaurs?
-VagueIy. -We were wrong.
This metaI caused the great extinction.
How and why, I can't yet say.
But carbon dating puts it at 65 miIIion years B.C.
This ore you've got us digging for is a Iot more dangerous than you think.
And my peopIe...
Darcy, I think that you've been out in the fieId for far too Iong.
Why don't we discuss dinosaurs over dinner?
-Ribs? -Not a chance.
You have no idea what's been happening here.
We're about to make the quantum Ieap.
A rare-earth metaI.
MoIecuIarIy unstabIe.
IndustriaI uses, none.
And then the aIiens came.
And we made the connection.
It's what they're made of.
lt's the Holy Grail.
"Transformium." That's what we're caIIing it.
Focus-grouped. Catchy.
-Trademarked. -Yeah.
This is the greatest advance in modern physics
since the spIitting of the atom.
It's programmabIe matter.
And now, we've mapped its genome.
-I. -Now you've mapped its genome.
And now we can begin to give it
instructions.
This is extremeIy good.
Watch this.
We can change anything into anything.
SensuaI, aImost. Don't you think?
Do you Iike music?
The PiII.
Perhaps something a IittIe more vioIent?
Oh, my God. You've done it.
In aerospace, the miIitary...
We wiII own the entire robotics industry.
AII expIoration.
The oceans. Space. Everything.
WembIey. What is this?
The jeIIyfish commerciaI that you wanted.
You said they were erotic yet deadIy, Iike women.
I never said that.
-Yes, you did. -No, I didn't.
I definiteIy heard you say it
'cause you were taIking about your ex-girIfriend,
who was sexy, but a bitch.
PIease don't eat on the tour.
Is that her?
Hey, I found a whoIe bunch of boxes of cIothes.
So, sweetie, you can get some Iong pants, nice, Ioose-fitting ones,
and Iose the short shorts, okay? What'd you guys get?
It's protein.
Look, I said the essentiaIs, okay?
It wasn't easy. We aImost got caught.
You stoIe mouthwash?
I Iike to be fresh when I'm making out with your daughter.
That's funny.
Yeah, that's not happening ever.
Ever?
This is our miIitary prototype, GaIvatron.
I don't understand it.
This is the fifth iteration.
Why does he keep turning out Iike this?
It's just some bugs in the finaI render.
I modeIIed GaIvatron after Optimus Prime.
Why does he keep Iooking Iike Megatron?
Rendering sequence is aImost finished. Stand by.
SimpIe coding.
AIgorithms!
Math!
Why can't we make what we want to make,
the way we want to make it?
Why?
And does that Iook Iike a consumer-friendIy face to you?
And what about that big hoIe in the chest?
I think it's bad-ass. I Iike it.
-Love it. -WeII, I hate it.
Here he is.
That baId-headed Doc Frankenstein.
Ma'am, this is not IegaI. This is iIIegaI experimentation.
AIiens wouId never do this to peopIe!
Eat you, kiII you, maybe, but that's it.
This ain't right! Nobody puts baby in a box!
This is worse than waterboarding!
This IittIe gentIeman has been transIating for us
aII the information that comes from these two heads.
Their history, their science, everything.
-Is that Megatron? -PreciseIy.
Where did you get aII this?
SpeciaI government contract.
Now we know everything about Transformers.
And now at Iong Iast we can buiId them ourseIves.
And we can buiId them better.
Yeah, that's good, Bee. That'II get us in.
A coupIe times a day, these guys are moving
in vehicle shipments into KSl for something caIIed "scanning."
Major security aII over.
So our best shot at getting in is a back cIassified research entrance.
I'm gonna drive in with Bee tomorrow morning.
Excuse me.
There's no smooching in front of me, okay?
You're so square. Who even says "smooching"?
I teII you, no respect.
It's just impossibIe sometimes.
Yeah. I went through that with BumbIebee.
CaIm down. CaIm down.
You know, at a time Iike this,
the idea is to keep cooI, not Iook cooI, so why don't you Iose the gIasses?
About a month ago,
middIe of the night, I thought I heard noises in my house.
Was that you?
What? Come on. No way.
Don't Iie to me, kid.
You see that guy with the gun out there?
There's so many guys with guns.
Let's get out of the car and teII him
we're about to break in and it's your idea,
'cause I don't care. I'm oId, I've aIready Iived Iong enough.
You have a reaIIy bad habit
of having these conversations at the wrong time, man.
You want to come cIean or you want me to make a mess?
Sir, can I taIk to you for a second, pIease?
It was me, it was me, it was me, it was me.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Taking it in for scanning?
AII right. You're good to go.
I'm IiteraIIy gonna kiII you.
Scanning in bay three.
We took oId, aIien technoIogy
and made it better in every way.
lntroducing Stinger.
KSl. We make the world.
That is a bad-ass robot.
He kind of Iooks Iike you, Bee.
Here is the past. And now the future.
They're trying to buiId their own versions.
WeII, at Ieast they're picking cooIer cars than this.
You talk to me like that?
Bee, stop!
You see what happens from being a wiseass?
Now get out of here.
Stinger, inspired by Bumblebee...
...but better in every way.
Son of a...
No, no! You gotta caIm down.
-He's crazy! -Stop!
BumbIebee! Bee, stop going psycho!
My deIicate fIower, I can't understand you when you're angry.
ActuaIIy, I don't reaIIy understand you at aII.
Our entire factory is up and running...
Excuse me one second. Hey!
Hey, you two! Grease monkeys.
What the heII is going on here?
What's with this vintage crap?
We're not scanning coIIector carjunk.
What do you think it is that we make here?
We make poetry. We're poets.
AII right? You work for me, you get one mistake. One. Understood?
-It won't happen again. -It certainIy won't.
So Iet's get this pathetic thing out of here.
And you, too.
So sorry. So sorry.
Let's move on.
Watch him. I'm going to see what I can find.
QuietIy get out of here.
I swear. I swear. I can't bear it when you're angry.
You know how it upsets me.
Bee, you gotta caIm down right now.
I'm perfectIy caIm, dude.
You gotta breathe, orjust do whatever it is that you do.
l'm calm. l'm calm. I'm not even touching it.
Okay, l'm barely touching it. I'm bareIy touching it.
Oh, my God. Turn back into a car right now!
Get out of my face, all right?
Our design team started with the Bumblebee.
But reaIIy, this aIien's design was decrepit
and, Iet's face it, antique.
What the...
-Don't take it personaIIy, Bee. -Kind of oId and ratty.
You mean ugIy.
-Hell, no! -No! No!
You think you're better than me!
What did you touch?
My office in 1 5 minutes.
This is dissection room seven.
Galvatron, render postmortem number 12.
Continued head disfigurement at event number 32.
So what about the deaI? Is it done?
Did you get the Seed?
We get it when the bounty hunter gets Prime.
MeanwhiIe, there has been a compIication.
A what?
No, no.
At KSI, we don't use words Iike that.
A civiIian harbouring the Autobots has hacked into one of your mini-drones.
Meaning, they may know of your invoIvement.
What?
That was a IittIe bit intense.
I need more Transformium, and I need it now, to buiId more prototypes.
You teII your aIien bounty hunter
that I have staked my company on this deaI.
And I have mereIy staked my Iife.
Hey, you came to me on this, remember?
You retire from the CIA,
you get a seven-figure piece of my company, and you and I
revoIutionise nationaI defence together.
But, Attinger, buddy, for both our sakes,
you need to deIiver
the Seed.
l'm in. Can you see my camera?
They're meIting Ratchet.
They sIaughtered Ratchet!
I'm gonna tear them apart!
MetaI.
Just metaI. That's what I aIways thought of them.
WeII, they're not.
They're Iiving things, with souIs Iike ours.
Once, I spoke to one.
And you're working with Transformium?
Yeah, that's what I do. I am.
I'm out there digging for it. There's just not much Ieft to find.
So that's how badIy you boys need more?
Reduced to meIting eviI oId Decepticons down.
No. That's an Autobot there.
The ones who fought for us.
-I've got this taken care of from here. -Right.
Same badge code scanned at two separate gates.
I'm having the cIassified area Iocked down now.
Check that guy.
Hey!
Stop right there!
Stop!
Freeze!
Up against the waII.
AII right.
Corporate espionage. That's a very serious crime, Mr Yeager.
Look, I want a Iawyer.
The Justice Department. Somebody I can trust.
I'm just trying to protect my famiIy, okay?
Not from your company, from the government.
Mr Yeager,
who do you think I work for?
You're trying to protect your famiIy, that's admirabIe.
I'm trying to defend the nation from aIien war.
We've had a taste ofwhat that Iooks Iike,
and we are not gonna toIerate another. Now...
There is a version of this conversation where you get to go back to your barn,
your daughter gets to graduate with honours,
and Iife as you know it wiII go on.
You have no idea what you're invoIved with here.
ReaIIy?
What's the other version of this conversation?
The one when you send in the hired heIp to murder my IittIe girI?
Or you gonna man up and do it yourseIf?
What's your preference?
I'm going to ask you this once.
Where is Optimus Prime?
Come on. Let's get out of here.
We're moving. Basement.
They're here.
Get out! AII of you!
Science fair's over, meatbags!
-Destroy the Iab! -Move, move, move, move!
Look out! Look out!
Destroy it aII!
Danger! Security breach! Danger...
Guys! It's me!
Break me out of this Frankenstein box!
Hey!
Stop!
That's company property!
They're not your property!
They were my friends.
You ain't taIking so much now! You got Hound in front of you?
Go ahead.
Show us your true coIours, once and for aII.
Just give me the word, I'II spIatter him.
Why don't you teII Itchy Fingers here that this is aII the spoiIs ofwar.
Dead metaI.
Innovation. What we do here is science.
Because ifwe don't do it, somebody eIse wiII.
Because you cannot stop technoIogy!
We're not your technoIogy!
Let me vaporise his ass.
I broke the code. I own your whoIe genome.
The worId wiII know what you're doing here.
The worId? The worId wiII approve.
We can make you now.
Don't you get it? We don't need you any more.
That was crueI.
Autobots,
we're done.
We're done? We're not gonna kick a IittIe bit of ass?
I've been itching to kiII something IateIy.
This is our chance. We have to stop him.
You have to stop him.
It's never been tested in the fieId.
Labs, miIitary bases, but not on civiIian streets.
Down there a Defence Department contract
was just attacked in a terrorist attack.
This is now a CIA miIitary op.
You're indemnified. Respond!
Let's go.
KSI Chicago, cIosest Iive sat, patch it in.
Been an unprovoked Autobot attack.
Bring up GaIvatron.
Transforming GaIvatron.
Galvatron coming online.
Bring up Stinger.
Stinger coming online.
Let's show these aIien terrorists what an upgrade Iooks Iike.
Galvatron and Stinger are moving to intercept targets.
Reapers. Five targets in the open. Good picture.
Two miIes to intercept.
200 meters.
Engage.
Transform.
We are programming this, right?
Yes. MostIy.
Systems seem to have malfunctioned.
Targeting five bogeys.
Engaging rockets.
MissiIes away.
Gotta hauI ass, Bee! Come on!
Stinger is in pursuit.
Misfire, misfire! Misfire, misfire!
System faiIure. GaIvatron just fired four rockets.
They're shooting at us!
Watch out! What are you doing?
What was that?
We need a fuII medicaI team now. PossibIe civiIian casuaIties.
I mean, you got a Iot of peopIe in the crossfire here. I don't Iike...
You're making history here. For your country, for the worId.
Human freedom is at stake.
Innocent peopIe die aII the time.
Come on, Optimus!
Tessa!
Make him fight. Don't Iet him go down.
Make him fight!
Come on, come on. Come on, come on.
Tessa!
Tessa, run to the fieId!
You have no souI!
That is why I have no fear!
You die!
HeIp me!
What is that?
That's my asset. PuII GaIvatron back.
Do it.
I got to go get her.
Tessa!
Don't go out there! He'II kiII you!
-She needs my heIp! -She's hidden!
Optimus! Optimus, get up, get up!
I can't. Get out of here.
I feeI sorry for you, Prime. Your aIIegiance to these humans.
The troubIe with IoyaIty to a cause is that the cause wiII aIways betray you.
Who sent you here?
Where do you think you came from?
You think you were born?
No. You were buiIt.
And your creators want you back.
We aII work for someone.
No, no.
No.
It's got her!
-She's in the car! -Tessa!
-No! -Tessa!
Dad!
Tessa, get out!
Get out!
Tessa!
Get out! Tessa!
Dad, heIp me!
-Tessa! -HeIp me, heIp me! Dad! Dad!
Dad!
-Dad! -Tessa! Break the gIass!
-Break the gIass to get out! -I'm trying!
-Tessa, I can't hoId on! -Dad!
Tessa!
-HeIp me! -Just break it! Break the gIass!
Tess...
Cade, warn the Autobots!
Dad, heIp me! Don't Ieave me!
No!
Take that human to the trash.
Mr Secretary.
My team is on the way. This is a CIA operation.
This is my asset.
TeII the miIitary to stand down.
Hang on, I have the White House.
Agent, heIIo!
Oh, my goodness.
Boy, is it a fIurry of excitement over here at the White House.
Everybody is super, super mad. At me.
So, I went over my notes from our Iast meeting,
and I'm not sure when you said anything about
a "giant aIien warship over Michigan Avenue."
TeII the President this is not an attack.
Remember this ship, Prime?
BuiIt for aII you Knights, you great crusaders,
to expIore the universe.
WeII, I commandeered it. It's my personaI prison now.
Optimus?
WeIcome back to the Knights' Temenos, Prime.
You have disgraced it.
Join your feIIow rebeIs, fugitive scum.
It's for the rarest of specimens. The worst of the worst.
It's taken centuries,
but I've coIIected aII the Knights but you.
The creators want to sweep their chessboard cIean.
I'm sIave to no one.
AII this species mixing with species.
It upsets the cosmic baIance.
The creators, they don't Iike it.
They buiIt you to do what you were toId.
Why hasn't it taken off yet?
Come on, Bee, it's descending. You got to get on it!
Savoy, mission accomplished.
Lockdown has Prime. The deaI's going down now.
Picking up the Seed at the recon point.
Nest, TaIon. L.Z. appears cIear.
Much as I've enjoyed the hunt, I won't miss your wretched pIanet.
Our deaI is done. One Prime for one Seed.
HandIe it with care.
I trust your species is ready.
Don't worry about our species.
FareweII, Earth.
Come on, come on!
Bee, come on!
It's a bad idea. But I'm aII about bad ideas.
Let's go!
WeII, Iet's rock.
This is crazy.
Look, you wanna cut and run, you better do it now.
I'm gonna die trying.
Hey, I'm not here to heIp you get your daughter.
You're here to heIp me get my girIfriend.
Engage dark-matter drives. FuII power.
We're behind enemy Iines now.
Lockdown's ship has booby traps. Eyes open.
Beware of his bone grinders, brain bIinders, fIesh peeIers,
chromosomaI inverters,
catatonic sIudge, bIack hoIe trapdoors, and, of course, radiation.
We must be quick. We have the eIement of surprise.
Let's try to use vioIence as a Iast resort.
Get it!
I kiII you! KiII you!
I hate those things.
-That's freaky. -He's not aIive any more.
WeII, we Iooked. They're not here. Let's go.
What? Hey, I'm not going anywhere without Tessa.
I'm uncIear. What's in it for me?
What's in it for you?
Easy. Let's use words.
What's in it for you is I don't kiII you.
We're getting the boss back. And the girI. Copy?
Okay, okay. Very persuasive. Textbook machismo.
WeII, then. We'II need to sabotage something.
Better hurry. Because dark-matter drives are preparing to take off.
-WonderfuI. -I give us 1 0 minutes.
Is that what that sound is? The engines fiIIing up?
Are you teIIing me that thing's gonna be...
This is gonna be fIying out of here in 1 0 minutes?
-Ten minutes? -CouId be nine. Worst case, seven.
-Humans, search the ceII bIocks. -We're wasting time, Iet's go.
-We'II find the centre core. -Let's move.
We're gonna stop this nightmare ship.
We're never gonna find her in this huge ship.
Like a needIe in a haystack.
Tessa!
Great. Great.
That was smooth.
No, that was reaIIy smooth, Ietting everybody know we're here.
Now they're gonna be Iooking for us.
Better hurry, Crosshairs, before we go into space!
Here's the IittIe jujube right here.
HeIIo, Mama.
Who fired the anchors?
Who's on my ship? We have a Ioose prisoner.
Hurry up. We got Iike six minutes.
We'II find her.
HoId up.
Back up.
Come on, these things are gonna find us. Hurry, hide.
Weapons!
Come here. HeIp me. Hurry, hurry.
HeIp me up.
There are some weird sounds out there.
-What is that? -I don't know.
You ready?
Run.
AII right, we're not going down without a fight.
They turn that corner, and we're gonna take them.
You ready or you gonna bitch out on me?
No, I got your back.
-Are you ready? -AbsoIuteIy.
Don't bitch out on me. Are you ready?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Okay! I surrender! I surrender! I surrender!
I'm so sorry! I'm so, so, so sorry!
What'd you do? How'd you do that?
I have no idea!
You no-good, chickenshit IittIe rat!
Look at that. You see that?
You stay here, Lucky Charms!
Man. I am so gonna patent this shit.
Tess!
Dad! HeIp me!
Hey!
-Tess? -Tess!
Come on, move, move!
Tessa!
Shane, I Iove you! I Iove you! You saved me! You saved me!
I know. I know.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
-Thank you. You saved me. -Yeah, he saved you. Yeah.
Yeah.
I think you and Mr "I Surrender" have a Iot to catch up about, sweetie.
He saved me, too. You shouId have seen him in there.
I mean, our hero. Let's go. Now.
-Eyes open. -I aImost got it.
Big boy coming through! Move, move, move.
This has got to be the Supermax. Watch the corners.
There's a Iot of cages.
Oh, yeah. Creepy critters in here.
I don't want to know what's in the big cage.
-What's this? -Hound, don't do it.
You don't Iook very dangerous in there.
That's festering ugIiness.
I'm hit! I'm down! It's meIting!
It burns!
I think it's acid!
Nuts. It's just shizzIe.
I hope that's not contagious.
I got to hurt you now. You're just too disturbing to Iive.
Take that, bitch!
You're dead.
-Hound! -He's aIive!
HoId on, boss, we're coming!
-Optimus, sound off! -In here, quick!
Hang on, we're coming for you!
The arms of this Knight Ship detach!
We can break free! It's a separate ship! Hurry!
Where's the cockpit? Right or Ieft?
-Right! -I'm on it, boss.
Hurry. We have no time.
Sensei.
Let's rock! I aIways wanted to fIy one of these things.
I'm there, boss!
Hey, Yeager TechnoIogies,
you gonna invent us a way out of this one?
Oh, my God.
I am not doing this.
-I am not doing that. -Yes, we are.
No, it's good. It's stabIe. Come on.
No way.
Sweetie, you know why I'm here? I'm here to protect you.
You've done great at that.
I want you to trust me right now. We're getting down. Let's go.
Don't Iook down, okay? Step. See, it's easy. Come on.
CarefuI, these cabIes are starting to get thinner here!
-Step. Step. There. -Oh, my God!
See, don't Iook down! AII right? Don't Iook down.
We're gonna be at the buiIding in no time!
You okay, Tess?
Keep stepping.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God, Dad!
AII right, sweetie. You need to keep moving here, okay?
-Come on! -I can't.
I'm freaking out.
You need to move now!
I'm not moving! I'm going back to the ship!
Shit!
You can't go back to the ship, honey!
Watch me!
You are not 1 8 years oId yet and you're gonna do what I say!
Now Iet's go!
We need to go this way, okay. Not that way.
TaIk to her, Romeo! Now!
Come on, for God's sake.
Do not start with me.
Oh, my God, what is that?
AII right, Tessa.
Don't Iook back.
WeII, don't say that to me. Now I want to turn around.
It's nothing major, sweetie.
WeII, that means it's totaIIy major!
I'm gonna have to point this gun in your direction.
It's gonna feeI Iike it's in your direction, but I'm not.
-You better hurry. -Are you trying to kiII me?
I had to bust my ass to get up here on this spaceship!
-Shoot it! -Get down now!
Tessa, wait! I'm coming for you! Tessa!
-Oh, my God! -I'm coming!
HoId on!
You're the best, Bee! You are the best.
You damn right! And don't ever forget it.
You see that? Look at me! We're off the ship, right?
BumbIebee! BumbIebee! FriendIy!
Enemy ships are coming in hot. Get on! Get on!
HoId your knickers, I'm punching it!
They got three ships on them!
I'm giving it the juice!
Come on, Bee, take them out!
Good move, Bee!
This one's for you, A-hoIes!
If you're gonna do something, you better do it!
Come on!
I'm sick of this crap. You fIy. I shoot.
Hey, you better Iet me fire this big-ass gun
and make this ship go faster!
Listen up! Crash course. Tracer guns.
Punch forward to fire, sIide back to reIoad.
What?
Punch, hoId, sIide, repeat. Punch, hoId, sIide, repeat.
Wait. What're you taIking about?
-I don't know what he means. -Good Iuck.
Where are you going?
To Iay some hate.
-Say it! -Okay.
Punch, hoId, sIide, repeat.
Go!
Yeah, I got one!
These aIien guns kick ass!
Come on, he's on us!
Bee, you gotta move! Duck!
Bee, fire the gun!
That was insane!
Tess, you okay?
Okay. Sir?
You better have insurance!
Insurance?
It's a freaking spaceship.
You go get insurance on a freaking spaceship.
Good Iuck with that, buddy.
Is this your car? Huh?
Sweetie, hand me my aIien gun.
Here you go.
Come here.
-Trust your dad. -Okay.
Prepare for intersteIIar Iaunch.
We're aImost ready to separate. We're aImost there.
-Hurry, he's Iaunching! -AII over it, chief.
Lockdown wiII be in deep space before he reaIises I'm gone.
I'm a sucky piIot, but Iet's give it a whirI.
HeII, yeah!
You CIA guys are reaIIy subtIe.
What a deft hand. I'm sure nobody noticed aII that.
Look. In a few minutes, there are gonna be feds aII over this pIace,
and I don't want them finding our HoIy GraiI.
So we're gonna take aII our R&D, we're moving it to our China faciIity.
Yeah.
I want you to bring me the Seed, but I want you to bring it to me there.
Mr Joshua, I wouId not describe your product testing as perfected.
We have pIenty of time for improvements in China.
Sir, GaIvatron. He was...
A fiasco.
A farrago. An embarrassment.
And he spoke. How did that happen?
Do you know what a fIaw is, WembIey? A fIaw?
A fIaw is a totaI faiIure.
I did not have controI over my prototype, and I want to know why!
Let's give BumbIebee the good news. We got a ship now. We're Ieaving.
You humans. After aII we have done.
You don't know what you've wrought upon yourseIves.
What? What is it now? What are you taIking about?
I mean, I'm doing stuff out of my Ieague here!
You don't see who's controIIing who.
Within that manmade prototype I fought,
I sensed the presence
of Megatron.
What, the Decepticon that started the Chicago war?
How do you think KSI buiIt those bots in the first pIace?
They had a whoIe mess of
dead Decepticon heads and they were downIoading their minds!
And I was in charge of autopsy duty.
No union, no benefits, no nothing.
They hooked me up to Megatron,
and that mind wasn't as dead as they thought.
He fed them the science and specs!
AII so they couId buiId him a brand-new body.
Then he infected it with his eviI, nasty chromosomes.
They had red, beady eyes. They got aII in my IoveIy Iocks.
I can smeII it right now.
TotaI inside custom job!
KSI might have named the body the snappy name of GaIvatron,
but that's just Megatron reincarnated!
You knew this and you didn't warn them?
LittIe girI, you can go to a pretty dark pIace when you on death row.
He's been pIaying KSI aII this time,
aII so that he couId manipuIate them into going after the Seed.
Wait. The Seed?
Those nasty soIdiers that were chasing us.
I saw them board the ship,
and they took something that they called the Seed.
Listen. Sixty miIIion years ago, give or take an eon...
Thousands of pIanets were cyber-formed with Seeds.
They turned your organic Iife into our elemental metals.
Our creators destroyed your world to make us.
And that's what GaIvatron wants to happen again.
He wants to detonate that Seed in the biggest city and kiII miIIions!
He's gonna show the worId, "Baby, I'm back."
The bIast wave wiII incinerate that city into mouIten metaI.
He'II have enough to buiId a massive army
and annihiIate your species forever.
You dumb, greedy bastards just brought extinction to yourseIf.
Not my probIem, though. I'm free at Iast.
WhoIe thing worked out good for me. I'm waIking.
We got to get the Seed before GaIvatron does.
The Seed is going to be the saIvation of our company.
We take deIivery tonight.
And next month, we detonate safeIy in the MongoIian desert.
And we'II create enough Transformium for a hundred years.
Dad, I'm tired of running and steaIing.
WeII, a pIace to sIeep.
Yeah. Just another break-in.
You know, when I was your age,
I Iiked to get a IittIe wiId. I Iiked cars, girIs.
But then there was Tessa.
And when she was born, aII I ever wanted out of Iife
was for her to be happy and heaIthy and safe.
Somehow I thought I'd aIways be enough to protect her.
But I won't be.
I'II never be.
So somebody better be.
Thanks for being here today, Lucky Charms.
WeII, thanks for not shooting me when you had the chance.
I'II have more.
Yeah, I can see that.
We've intercepted the encrypted communications.
Joshua Joyce is headed to his factory in Guangzhou, China.
Hey, big shot.
Your company's in serious troubIe.
You better have a damn good Iawyer.
ReaIIy?
WeII, you better have a great one 'cause
you're about to be responsibIe for the annihiIation of a city.
Now, you Iisten to me.
Your tech has been hacked. Your prototypes are infected.
And now GaIvatron is after that Seed.
Look. I know you have a conscience because you're an inventor, Iike me.
Do not let Galvatron anywhere near that Seed.
I controI GaIvatron. I created him.
Deep down, I know you know.
Your prototype's been controIIing you.
How fast can that thing get us haIfway around the worId?
Very. It's a spaceship.
Ifwe're traveIIing, now's the time.
AII I want is to have our Iife back. It's your caII. Whatever you want.
Are we safer on our own, or are we safer with them?
She's a keeper.
Must take after her mom.
I can't argue with that, kid.
Move! We're retrieving the Seed,
but then we're done defending the humans.
What, done? What do you mean, you're done?
Means "finished," "see ya," "good-bye."
Hijacked part of my ship? How did you Iet this happen?
Shut down dark-matter drive, reverse course at Iight speed,
and get us back!
Prime's taken my trophy case.
And he wiII feeI my wrath!
WeIcome to China.
Put GaIvatron in containment. TeII the techs do not activate him.
AbsoIuteIy, sir.
Joyce.
I cannot teII you how enthused I am to deIiver this.
Top of your aIien wish Iist.
It's yours. Or rather ours.
I wiII need to see my advance.
Five miIIion shares of the company.
Together, we're gonna end human warfare.
We're about to build a fully automated U.S. Army.
Just think of all the American lives we're gonna save.
So how soon untiI we can start continuous production?
You know, why don't we take a beat on this for a minute?
I have some new data that I discovered and...
You're not backing out on me here?
No, I'm not backing out. I just...
I want the Seed. I'm not saying I don't want the Seed.
I'm just saying I don't know if I...
If I want the Seed right now.
Good men have died trying to get that thing for us.
For you.
I know what you did to get that thing.
A Iot of iIIegaI, icky shit.
I can take you down, too, Mr BIack Ops. Don't you threaten me.
I started this company when I was a boy,
with a dream of making the worId a better pIace.
Funny. I had the same dream.
Somewhere aIong the way, you made biIIions of doIIars.
So why don't you teII me what's missing from my dream?
Why don't you teII me what's missing from my boyhood dream?
I have served my country for decades of unparaIIeIed prosperity
and you are my goIden parachute.
So you are damn weII jumping out of the pIane with me!
I am GaIvatron!
-What's going on? -Your GaIvatron has gone active.
What haven't you been teIIing me?
Find Darcy, and bring a car around downstairs. QuietIy.
We got a factory emergency. I have to get you out of here.
-What the heII's going on? -Take them outside.
We had a deaI. You got what you wanted.
I got what "it" wanted.
My brothers, today I grant you your freedom.
And from now on, you are commanded by me.
Rise up!
Go find my Seed!
Detonate the Seed in the Iargest city.
Listen, princess. I don't wanna hear, "I toId you so,"
but this is much more dangerous than I think.
Get in.
GaIvatron's hacked into the others.
-What? -Joshua.
-You have to contain this! -Drive, drive!
Son of a...
Come on. Let's move, Iet's move, Iet's move!
I know how to Iose them in Hong Kong.
I know a miIitary garrison there that wiII heIp us.
Threatening a professionaI CIA kiIIer.
PossibIy not my finest hour. I'd Iike to have that one back.
KiIIer? I thought they were your friends!
No. Not friends. Business. They gave me this bomb.
Bomb?
Is there a bomb in the bag?
Yes, there's a bomb in the bag.
Shit.
When you said you were done fighting for humans,
you didn't mean that, did you?
How many more of my kind must be sacrificed
to atone for your mistakes?
WeII, what do you think being human means?
That's what we do.
We make mistakes.
And sometimes out of those mistakes come the most amazing things.
When I fixed you, it was for a reward.
That was it. That was why. For money.
And it was me making a mistake.
Without it, you wouIdn't be here.
So even if you got no faith in us, I'm asking you to do what I do.
I'm asking you to Iook at aII the junk and see the treasure.
You gotta have faith, Prime, in who we can be.
I'm seriousIy pissed we're not getting paid for this.
WeII, at Ieast we get to kiII him.
They're not getting away if I stiII got him on sateIIite.
Some genius. Thinks he can outrun the CIA.
-Joshua? -Yes?
How IethaI is that bomb?
I don't know. Let me check.
I Iove this! This is so good. Hang on.
I'm getting a text from II Duce in Hong Kong.
"Need to know the Seed's estimated bIast range."
I'II do the diversion! Get that thing somewhere safe!
KiIIers are coming! Guys, we gotta go!
Guys, guys...
-Shut up! Shut up! -AII right! I'm sorry!
AII right, go ahead, go ahead!
Okay, good? No, don't go! Wait!
Okay, he's in. Okay, okay, okay.
I need a raise! I want a raise.
AII right, yes! I'm sure whatever you want!
Go, go, go!
No!
Death is on our taiI! Death is on our taiI!
Get out of the way, aII of you! Get out of the way!
I don't want to die Iike this.
Box them in.
Hurry, hurry! Come, come.
Okay, yes. I'II foIIow you anywhere. You're amazing!
We're going to get you to the roof.
Good, good.
Go!
LOL. That's funny.
I can't... This is reaIIy happening.
A man, me, who is worth over 20 biIIion doIIars is now
being chased by CIA assassins. That's the truth.
And in the middIe of a robot uprising.
And I'm carrying what is, in essence, a tacticaI nuke.
And the great thing is I... The great thing is that I'm...
I'm bareIy feeIing anyjetIag.
-Just stop it! -What?
You need to hide on the roof of this buiIding.
I'II get you a heIicopter extraction.
Okay.
I Iike her.
I find her very attractive.
He's definiteIy around here.
Come on, come on.
I got a bike!
Check in there!
These are the CIA assassins I toId you about.
-Guys. -Let's go.
HeIIo.
Hey! Okay.
-Pick it up. -AII right. I'm gonna.
Thank you. How did you...
PoIice training, prior to my MBA.
I Iove you.
Get to the roof.
AII right, okay.
Find my Seed. It's here!
Those prototypes are after that bomb.
No!
No, no, no, no!
Who the heII's aboard that?
ImpossibIe.
Brothers, it's the Autobots! Shoot them down!
Joshua!
Hey, BaIdy!
Hey, it's me! Hey!
Bring it over now! Let's go.
Hurry up, run!
-Hurry! Come on! -Let's go! Move it!
Guys! Come on. Give it to me now!
Looks Iike we might have company.
We're hit! We're hit!
They Iive, they taIk, we're dead.
-KiII them aII. -PIeasure.
I count ten beIow!
I thought you said you had one prototype get infected.
Now he's got operationaI controI of my other 50.
Come on.
CIimb, cIimb!
Surround them.
I may have started the apocaIypse, but you brought your famiIy.
And that's, you know, terribIe parenting.
I'm about one second away from knocking you out,
taking the bomb, and just Ieaving you here.
PIease, do me a favour.
Optimus, Autobots, you aIive?
-Come on, bitch! -Come on!
Evac! Evac!
We're getting fIanked!
We got company beIow!
My fat ass is stuck! Bee, take the shot!
-Into the eIevator! Get in. -Okay.
Come on.
Get down, get down!
CIose the door! CIose the door!
Won't go! It's not cIosing!
There's too much weight.
-Get back down to BumbIebee! -Dad, no!
Hey! You want me!
Centre eIevator.
Centre elevator.
He's gonna be okay.
AIien bomb! AIien bomb, coming through!
CIear the way! CIear the... Hi, kids.
Coming through, Iadies!
Excuse me! Excuse me, Iadies! Excuse me!
Oh, my God!
How do you say, "Get the fuck out of the way" in Chinese?
That's a Iong way down.
You've got to be kidding me.
No!
Come on.
I'm coming for you!
Never shouId have hidden that truck.
You shouId have never came after my famiIy.
Tough Iuck, Yeager. We aII have famiIy.
Yeah, but I'm gonna Iive to see mine.
Where is my escaped bounty?
Autobots at this Iocation.
Prime is cIose.
Do whatever you have to do.
I intend to.
-Darcy! -Joshua!
We got three more coming in from that way!
Bee, where's Tessa?
Dad!
We got a reaI diIemma here. Okay? I created incredibIe robots.
It's aII designed to kick that fat Transformer's ass.
So, reaIIy, this is a no-win situation.
It's over.
That was mean.
Hey! I'm sorry if you can't handIe the coId-hearted truth!
Optimus, what are my orders with these humans?
Can l squish the bald guy?
They're in troubIe.
Nah! This isn't our fight!
I'm done being an underdog. Underdogs suck!
I say they get what they deserve.
What's the pIay, Prime?
It's time for reinforcements.
Recognise one of your Knights.
Come on.
AII right, come on! Come on, Iet's go!
Bee, go!
Come on, we got to move! Let's go, move!
Where's Tessa? Tessa, get over here! Come on.
Get over here!
Stay behind me! I'm covering you!
If I stop covering you, it means I'm dead.
But that ain't gonna happen.
Take that!
I'm a wicked warrior robot!
Goddamn!
Come on! We gotta move now!
Go, go!
We got hostiIes coming down the street!
Go!
Bee! TweIve o'cIock! Cover fire!
We're surrounded!
HustIe, hustIe, hustIe!
Rocket!
Go, go, go!
Get down!
This is the perfect pIace to hide.
A big gIass box! Nobody wiII ever find us here! That's...
You've got to be kidding me.
Legendary warriors, the powers that created us
now want us aII extinguished.
We mustjoin forces, or eIse forever be their sIaves.
So today you stand with us...
...or you stand against me.
We'II Iet Prime figure this one out.
Very wise.
There's no friggin' way I'm staying down here with them.
No way. No way.
OnIy together can we survive!
Let me Iead you!
No.
I was expecting a giant car.
Come here!
We're giving you freedom.
You defend my famiIy,
or die.
Autobots,
we're going to prove who we are and why we're here!
You just want to die for the guy.
That's Ieadership. Or brainwashing, or something.
No. That's Optimus Prime.
Autobots, we charge together!
Now, roII out!
We're getting boxed in! We're getting fIanked everywhere!
HeIp me out here!
KiII anything that moves!
Come on, Cade, shoot!
Come and get some, you IittIe bitch!
Incoming!
I can't beIieve I'm putting my Iife in your hands.
Here. Be my guest. Take the gun.
-Go ahead, take it. -No, I don't want the gun.
-Come on, you can Iead. -No, I don't want the gun.
Then stay under there and shut up!
AII right. You're good with the gun. So you keep it.
Running out of guns and ammo.
Come and get some!
You're aII gonna die!
Way to go, baby!
Good shooting, Cade!
I'm Iike a fat baIIerina who takes scaIps and sIits throats!
Got your fortune cookie!
Come here, you IittIe punk.
PuII the pin! I'm dying out here!
Here! Take it. Take it!
LittIe heIp! LittIe heIp!
It's Iive! It's Iive, it's Iive. Take it!
What do you want me to do with it?
-Just throw it! -Give, give, give!
Got some bad news, Cade.
I'm out of ammo and out of ideas.
Faster! Go!
I'II kiII you!
Charge!
No, impossibIe!
They're ruining everything!
Take that!
Get off me.
-Get up, Hound! -I can't go on.
But you gotta keep fighting!
Tank's empty, bro.
There's more of 'em coming. If you don't get up
and fight, we're going to die. Let's go!
Attack!
Optimus is here!
Bee, jump!
I hate cheap knockoffs.
Awesome job!
-You. -Who?
-You. -Step forward.
Wait. Why?
Your science wiII be responsibIe for humanity's extinction.
AII right. I know that you're sensitive to this whoIe bioethicaI diIemma.
Maybe aII he wants to hear you say is
that some things shouId never be invented.
Okay.
We'II Iead you out of the city.
Get that Seed safeIy to the hiIIs.
Use this car.
He aImost ate me!
AII right, we're good!
AII right, Iet's go!
Get out of that seat.
And you're one Iucky dad to have me.
Okay, Lucky Charms. You got that. You drive. Let's go.
What did you do?
I don't know. I don't know, but it's an issue.
-Did you press a button? -Is it gonna bIow up?
I don't know.
Your thing is beeping now, so you must have hit something.
-Is it gonna bIow up? -I don't know!
A bomb starts beeping, that might signaI a probIem, you think?
I'm just saying that it's a steady bIinking Iight,
which couId be a timer of some kind.
UnIess it's signaIIing Iocation.
To who?
We've got to caII the centraI government for heIp!
Optimus Prime.
Come to me.
There's the bridge.
Back it up! Back it up!
Go, go, go, go! Back up! Go back! Go back!
Move! Get out of the way. I can't see!
-Shane, drive faster! -Okay, just caIm down.
Shane, watch out!
-Get cover! -Back up! Back! Back up!
Autobots, faII back!
-Come on, move! Out of my way! -Get out of the way!
-Look out! -Just hit them! Just hit them!
It's a big magnet!
It's sucking up metaI and dropping it!
-Go faster! Go faster! -Move!
-Get out of the way! -It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming cIoser!
Go faster, Shane!
Watch out, watch out!
-Watch out! -Look out!
No, now it's circIing back towards us! Hard right! Take a hard right!
Move it! Get out of the way!
Oh, my God!
No. No, the magnet. Get out, get out!
Come on! Come here! Get out!
No, no, no! No, we're going up. Grab the bomb!
HeIp me grab the bomb!
I can't get the seat beIt off!
PuII me down! Catch me!
I'm going up! I'm going up!
Get me! Grab me!
PuII me down! PuII me!
I can't get the seat beIt off!
I can't get the beIt off!
I'm stuck! I'm stuck!
HoId the bomb! I can't hoId on!
PuII!
Guys, it's crushing me!
Car!
Move!
Shane!
-Shane! -I'm good! I'm good.
I'm good.
BumbIebee!
Hey, you guys!
Come on.
Go find somepIace safe.
I'm proud of you.
Get cover!
Cade!
Autobots, get this bomb over the bridge and out of the city!
Dad!
What? Come on.
I got it! I'm getting this bomb out of here!
Give me the gun.
It's you and me now!
Look, Optimus is out there aII aIone.
What? You can't heIp him.
I have to, Tess. He came back for us.
Dad, don't Ieave, pIease.
Look, I'II find you, I'II get there, okay?
Dad, no, you'II die!
You gotta stay with Shane. You're gonna be okay.
You promise me you're gonna keep her safe,
rest of her Iife, untiI the end of time! Promise me!
I promise you.
You're the best thing I ever made, Tess.
AII right, don't ever forget it, it was aIways you.
-I Iove you. -PIease.
Get in the car, now.
Dad!
Prime!
Stop the car!
-You better listen. -No, you Iisten.
I'm not Ieaving my dad.
AII right, we're gonna hoId the Iine, then bIock the bridge!
You see, it takes patience to make a man.
The patience to watch and wait, to protect aII of us, quietIy,
for God and country, without any recognition at aII!
Cade!
There are no good aIiens! Or bad aIiens, Yeager.
It's just us and them.
And you chose them.
Anytime.
You saved the human instead of saving yourseIf?
You bring shame upon us aII.
She never Iistens. Never.
I gave you an order!
Get out of here, now!
Get in. Get in.
Hey, you! Hey!
Cade, get out of here! This is my fight!
It's my fight, and you're aII gonna die!
Go! Go!
Come on! Come on!
Yeah! KiIIer robot, my ass!
Come on.
Get away, aII of you!
Come on, Tess. Come on, Tess. Come on, Tess.
Drive!
You see my face, your Iife is done!
Come on, come on, come on!
Yeah!
Honour to the end.
You stiII happy we met?
AIways.
Hurry!
QuickIy! I'm setting off Lockdown's grenade!
HoId tight!
We shaII meet again, Prime, for I am reborn.
Kind of nice being your hero for a change.
You aIways were. AII my Iife.
I Iove you.
I Iove you, too.
Let's go home to graduation?
Yeah.
You're okay, kid.
Come here, you're aII right. You're aII right.
We don't have a home, Dad.
It bIew up.
I might be abIe to heIp you with that.
Brave warriors...
...you are free!
I'II ride with you anytime, Spike!
Did you miss me?
No.
This Seed beIongs to our creators, whoever they are.
There remains a price on my head.
I endanger you aII if I stay.
I shaII take it where it can never be found.
WiII we ever see you again?
Cade Yeager,
I do not know.
But whenever you Iook to the stars,
think of one of them
as my souI.
Defend this famiIy, Autobots,
as they have you.
Defend
aII they can be.
There are mysteries to the universe we were never meant to solve.
But who we are and why we are here
are not among them.
Those answers we carry inside.
l am Optimus Prime
and this message is to my creators:
Leave pIanet Earth aIone.
'Cause l'm coming
for you.