我叫查理·伍德 My name Is Charlle Wood.
我觉得自己犯了个大错 I thlnk I made a blg mistake.
再高点！ Hlgherl
不行了，亲爱的 I can't, sweetheart.
再高你就要撞到月亮了 Any hlgher, and you're gonna hlt the moon.
会撞个包出来吗？ And get a bump?
对，真是冰雪聪明，会撞出包的 That's rlght, smart glrl, and get a bump.
哦，嗨！ Oh, hey!
嗨，艾米莉，看谁来了 Hey, Emily, look who it is.
你好，伊莎贝拉！ H i, Isabella!
你好，艾米莉 H i, Emilita.
好了，你好吗？ There we go. HI, how are you?
我准备好她的午餐了 Okay. I've got her lunch.
大罐苹果汁，爱魔娃娃 An extra thermos of apple juice. Her Elmo doll.
嘶嘶先生，袋子里有12颗葡萄 M r. Fizzles. Twelve grapes in a bag.
知道了，伍德先生 I got it, M r. Wood.
谢谢你，5点见 Thanks. I'll see you at 5: 00.
好了，亲爱的，过来 Right, sweetheart. Oome here.
跟爸爸击掌 H igh five.
先有“怀俄明寡妇” Flrst the Wyomlng Wldow,
现在又来个“俄勒冈杀人狂魔” and now the Oregon U ndertaker.
水库里刚拖上来一具女尸 They just pulled a dead girl out of the reservoir.
天哪！自杀的？ God! Suicide?
除非她自断手脚，然后勒死自己 If she chopped off her own arms and legs before strangllng herself
再从码头纵身跳下 and then jumplng off the pler, then maybe.
佩妮，我在吃着呢 Pen, I'm eating.
他们认为，又是俄勒冈杀人狂魔下的毒手 They're figuring it's the Oregon U ndertaker again.
这是六个月来的第四个受害姑娘 That'll be the fourth girl in six months.
每一个都被肢解，开膛破肚 手段一次比一次残忍 Each one mutilated and disemboweled worse than the last.
佩妮！佩妮！ Pen! Pen!
对不起，宝贝 Oh, sorry, baby.
听着，查理 Listen, Oharlie,
要知道，你没必要这么做 you don't have to do this, you know.
我当然得去，我们不能靠一份薪水过活 Of course I do. We can't go on living on one income anymore.
这星期多少个晚上 你都给艾米丽煮意大利面？ How many nights this week have you given Emily SpaghettiOs?
她喜欢意大利面 She likes SpaghettiOs.
宝贝，相信我，一旦他们 买下你的作品，你会… Hey, baby, trust me. Once they buy your book, you're gonna...
一个出版商都没来过电话 鬼影儿都没一个 Not a single publisher has called, Pen. Not a single one.
“黑洞”是个最近才产生的术语 The term "black hole" Is of very recent orlgln.
1969年由美国科学家约翰首创 It was colned In 1969 by the Amerlcan sclentlst John...
我们每天要处理近20万个来电 We handle nearly 200, 000 calls a day.
都是打给全国最大几家公司的热线 The hotlines to some of the biggest corporations in the country!
森特尔在线公司，我是梅兰妮 Centel Onllne, Melanle speaklng.
有什么可以帮您的吗？ How can I help you?
我是梅兰妮，有什么可以帮您的吗？ Melanle speaklng. How can I help you?
我是梅兰妮，祝您走运 My name Is Melanle Have a great day.
你们只雇名叫梅兰妮的女人吗？ Do you only hire women named Melanie?
这是商业诀窍 It's a trick of the trade.
来电者希望每次接电话的 都是同一个客服代表 Oallers like to think they get the same Service Rep.
这一边全都是梅兰妮和约翰 This here is the Melanie and John section.
而你们这边全是珍妮弗和史蒂芬 And you are over here with the Jeniffers and Stevens.
你坐这里 This is you.
我坐这里，这是什么意思？ What do you mean this is me?
他们说给我提供了一个主管的职位 I was told I had a supervisor position.
你得先在一线工作六个月 You gotta spend six months in the trenches
然后才能面试主管的职位 before you can interview for supervisor.
可我有博士学位，当然… But I have a Ph D. U h, surely...
你到底要不要这份工作？ Look, you want the job or not?
要 Yeah.
很好！ Great!
加斯会帮你上手的 行吗，史蒂芬？ Gus here will help get you started. Okay, Steven?
我是查理 It's Oharlie.
当然 Sure is.
在文件菜单里，你能看到“打开”吗？ I n the file menu, do you see where it says "open"?
好了，你能打开“打开”菜单吗？ Okl-dokl. Can you open the "open" menu?
好的，我叫史蒂芬 Oki-doki. Again, my name is Steven.
感谢您致电森特尔在线公司 祝你好运 Thank you for calling Oentel. You have a great day.
我看到加斯的第一眼就喜欢上他了 I actually llked Gus at flrst slght.
欢迎来到地狱，白痴 Welcome to hell, dick head.
好吧，或许不是第一眼 Well, maybe not flrst slght.
你说什么？ I'm sorry?
地狱！ Hell!
人们象奴隶一样被拴在机器上 People hooked up to machlnes llke slaves.
闻这味儿 And the smell?
全是狐臭 It's pure underarm.
好吧，那么，我们要做的是什么？ Okay. So, um, what do we do here?
森特尔在线公司，我是史蒂芬 可以帮您什么忙吗？ Oentel Online. Steven speaking. How may I help you?
好的，小姐，能否检查下是否开机了？ Oki-doki, ma'am. Have you checked to see if your PO is on?
不，小姐，我不是弱智，这是规定… No, ma'am, I'm not a retard. That's the protocol...
你说什么？好吧 Sorry? Oki-doki.
我马上跟主管核对一下 I'm gonna check that with my supervisor real quick,
请不要挂机 and I'm gonna put you on hold.
你发什么火？你这个叽叽歪歪 长着土耳其脖子的鸡婆！ You feel feisty, you whiny, little turkey-neck bitch?
你干嘛不跳到我老二上弹几下 Why don't you hop up on my dlck and bounce
看能不能打开你的显示屏，亲爱的？ and see If that flres up your monltor, sweetheart?
你好，小姐，感谢您的久等 Hello, ma'am. Thanks for waiting.
我这就帮您转接技术服务部 I'm gonna transfer you over to our technlcal servlce department,
好吗？请别挂 oki-doki? Please hold.
在盲人的国度 I n the kingdom of the blind,
独眼矮子就是国王 the one-eyed dwarf is king.
这是我妻子斯苔芬妮… 前妻，我老是忘记 That's my wife, Stephanie. Ex-wife. I keep forgetting.
这是我的小女儿泰伊丝 And that there is my little daughter, Thais.
真是个好名字 That's a pretty name.
是的，这是希腊语，意思是“挚爱” Yes, it's Greek. It means "beloved."
泰伊丝的眼压有毛病 Thais has this problem with her eye pressure, and, uh,
医生说如果一年内不进行角膜移植 doctor said of she doesn't get a cornea transplant like in a year,
她就会失明 then, uh, she's gonna go blind.
每年有6万5千个糖尿病人 Every year 65, 000 diabetics
会发生视网膜增生病变 develop proliferative retinopathy,
导致失明的元凶之一 one of the leading precursors to blindness.
她没有糖尿病 She's not diabetic.
那么，你能负担这笔手术费吗？ 在她还没… So, are you gonna be able to afford the surgery before she...
是的，但愿如此，如果一切顺利 Yeah, yeah, I hope so. If everything, you know, goes as expected.
你这话什么意思？ What do you mean?
啊？ H uh?
我有个计划 I have a plan.
真见鬼 Hell's bells.
你看，史蒂芬，我今年65岁了 You see, Steven, I'm 65 years old now
可我丈夫还要跟我肛交 and my husband is asking me to do it donkey style.
好吧，夫人 Okay, ma'am, um,
我这就为您转接技术部 I'm going to transfer you to our technical department.
请别挂…我的天哪！ Please, hold. Good God!
你有电话进来了吧？ Are you expecting a call?
嗯… U m...
森特尔在线公司，我是查理 Oentel Online. This is Oharlie.
我能…我是史蒂芬 我能帮您什么忙吗？ How... uh, Steven. How can I help you?
是的，我的IP地址卡在169了 Yeah, my I P address Is stuck on 169.
好的，先生 Okay. Sir, um,
您肯定你开机了吗？ have you checked to make sure your computer Is on?
你没听到我刚说的话吗？ Dldn't you hear what I just sald?
是的，对，IP地址！ Yes. Oh, I P address. I P address.
找到了 Here we go.
您的IP地址应该以81开头 Your I P address should start with 81.
那么，是这样吗？ So, does it?
我刚跟你说了，卡在169了 I just told you It was stuck on 169.
难道你们叫清洁女工接的电话吗？ Do they let the cleanlng lady answer the phone In there?
别叫我“先生”，混蛋 帮我解决掉这该死的问题！ Don't "slr" me, asshole. J ust help me out wlth my fucklng problem I
请稍候，我跟技术部核对一下 Please, hold on a second while I check with our technical department.
是的，先生，你妻子是 3.8％的美国妇女中的一个 Yes, sir, your wife is one of 3. 8% of American women
她们喜欢一边跟陌生人秘密网聊 who secretly engage in regular online chats with a total stranger,
一边大肆手淫 accompanied by vigorous masturbation.
我妻子三个月前去世了 My wlfe just dled three months ago.
但我很乐意跟你上司谈谈这事，史蒂芬 But I'd llke to dlscuss that wlth your supervlsor, Steven.
喂，查理？等等 Hey. Oharlie? Wait, wait.
这是我的错 It's my fault.
别担心，我没事 Don't worry about it. I'll be alright.
听着，你知道我有个计划 Look, you know I said I had a plan.
是的 Yep.
为什么不跟我一起干呢？ Why don't you come in on it with me?
就象搭档什么的，知道吗？ You know, be like a parter or something, you know?
我实在感到对不起你，伙计 I sure as hell feel like I owe you one, man.
不会是违法的事吧？ It's not anything illegal, is it?
狄金森！ Dickinson!
听着，9点在“搅局”吧见面，好吗？ Look, meet me at the Monkey Wrench, 9: 00, okay? Yeah?
# Would I be awakened #
# Where the wrong Slde renders #
# But I dld not #
# Would I be dangllng # Toward demlse #
# But I dld not #
# Forgettlng about # The Innocent splendors #
# But I dld not #
# And rage # Bllndlng my eyes #
# But I dld not #
# Could I have slouched # I nto deceptlon #
# But I dld not #
查理 Choo-choo, Charllel
嗨，麦克，来两瓶这里大量酿造的 最好的窖藏啤酒 Hey, Mac. Two bottles of your finest mass- produced lager.
那么？ So?
过来 Oome here.
那么 So,
上班时我看了一下数据库 I stumbled across the data base at work.
里面有森特尔在线公司 每个会员的所有上网记录 The online history of each and every member of Oentel Online.
看，这里记录着本州 Look, this is their record. Everyone in the state
过去三个月所有上网 that went online in the last three months
登录非法色情网站的人 and logged on to an illegal porn site.
对吧？我认为这里某个人会 Right? I figure there's gotta be somebody in here
心不甘情不愿地交出一笔封口费 willing to fork over some coin to keep things hush.
他们看着都一样 They all look the same.
实际不一样 Yet they're not.
REV内维尔·斯摩尔斯 Rev是什么？ "REV Neville Smalls." What's REV?
牧师 Reverend.
是真的，真是天赐良机，你不觉得吗？ Exactly. It's brilliant, don't you think?
要知道，我… U m, you know, I, um,
我不是做罪犯的料，加斯 I really don't thlnk I'm crlmlnal materlal, Gus.
等等，等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
我们说的可是个所谓的牧师 We're talking about a so-called man of the cloth
喜欢看少男少女脱衣服 who likes to watch teenage boys and girls take off their clothes
喜欢看天晓得什么人对他们 干天晓得什么事 and have God-knows-who do God-knows-what to them.
谁才是真正的罪犯？ Who's the real criminal here?
我也想过按常规办事，查理 I tried to do things by the book, Oharlie,
忍受朝九晚五的生活 and stomached the 9: 00 to 5: 00.
可我女儿就要瞎了，查理，瞎了！ My daughter is about to go blind, Oharlie. Blind!
你要多少钱… How much are you...
总数是十，我们五五分 Fifty for me, fifty for you. An even hundred.
十？ A hundred?
万？ Thousand?!
美金？ Dollars?
用这点钱来保住名声够划算了 It's not much to preserve one's reputation.
万一有人受伤了呢？ What if somebody gets hurt?
这次完全不使用暴力 It's a completely nonviolent enterprise.
无论如何都不会有人受伤害 No harm done whatsoever. And pretty much all I need
我只要你给我做不在场证明 is for you to be my alibi.
就这些？ That's all?
就这些 That's all.
好吧，听着 Okay, look.
选蓝色药丸，过回你原来的生活 You pick the blue one and you go back to your old life.
选红色药丸，你会得到终极自由 But plck the red one and you flnally get to be a free man.
可我必须警告你，一旦选择红色 But I must warn you. Once you eat the red one,
就不能走回头路了 there's no turning back.
对啦！太好了！ Yes! Great!
老实说，一个人干我还真有点紧张 I gotta tell you, I was a little nervous about going solo.
规则一：防患于未然 Rule number one. Preparation is king.
首当其冲的是要排除一切因素… More than anythlng else we wanna totally rule out the element...
吓着了吧！ Surprise!
乔茜，你坐这儿多久了？ Josie, how long were you sitting there?
够久了，足可要求加入成为第三方 Long enough to ask how you'd feel about bringing in a third.
加斯跟乔茜的邂逅 Okay, here's the touchlng story
是个感人肺腑的故事 of how Gus met Josle.
小姐？ U h, miss?
什么事，先生？ Yes, sir?
我要结账 I'm gonna get the check.
为什么？ Why?
厨师是卷发吗？ Does the chef have curly hair?
不是 No.
我最好还是结账 I'd better get the check.
你在呼叫中心工作，对吗？ You work at the call center, huh?
是的，你怎么知道？ Yeah, how can you tell?
镇上一半人都在那里干活 Well, half the town does.
你跟其他人表情都一样 You have that same look the rest of them do.
什么样的表情？ What look is that?
“我还有多久才能归西… "How much longer 'till I drop dead...
好摆脱这份愚蠢的工作” so I don't have to go to my stupld job anymore."
就这种表情 That look.
是的，就是这种 Yeah, that'd be the one.
你是本地人吗？ Are you from here?
不，我来自俄克拉荷马州 No. Oklahoma!
哦 Oh.
俄克拉荷马州是吧？那地方怎么样？ Oklahoma, right? What's that like?
远不及你性感 Nowhere near as sexy as you.
我来捡！ I'll get that!
那么，想听听今晚有什么特制甜点吗？ So, care to hear about our dessert special this evening?
上帝啊！你真是豪爽的美女 Jesus! You sure are a very forthright and smart girl, ain't you?
去年我成为俄克拉荷马的少女选美冠军时 That's what they said last year
他们就这么说的 when they crowned me Mlss Teen Oklahoma.
哇…什么？ Whoa... What?
俄克拉荷马少女选美冠军？什么，去年？ Mlss Teen Oklahoma? What, last year?
是的 Yeah.
你多大了？ How old are you?
十八岁…上下吧 Eighteen. More or less.
是大还是小？ Is it more or is it less?
小一点吧，我猜 Well, less I guess.
见鬼！ Shit!
你到底怎么回事？ What the hell Is the matter wlth you?
你还是孩子，看在上帝的份上！ You're a child, for Ohrissake's.
我看起来象孩子吗？ Do I look like a child?
啊？ H uh?
好吧，你还有什么忘记说的？ Alright, okay. Is there anything else you forgot to mention?
你是谁？ Who are you?
查理·伍德，加斯的老同事 Oharlie Wood. Former coworker of Gus'.
乔茜·麦克布卢姆 Josle McBroom.
加斯跟我从前是情侣 Gus and I were an item back in the day.
怎么啦！？ What?
很抱歉，可我们要干什么？ I'm sorry, but what are we gonna do?
我要加入 I want in.
好吧，看我口型，没门！ Alright, read my lips, okay? No fucking way.
没我你们干不了这个 You guys can't do the job without me.
因为，笨笨，我是唯一能打电话的人 Because, dumdum, I'm the only one who can make the call.
如果牧师的电话答录机 录下你们的声音 If the preacher starts recording you on his answering machine,
警察要做的第一件事就是去比对 the first thing they're gonna do is try and match it up
电话中心的声音记录 with the voice records from the call center.
你们会被干掉，制成标本陈列展出 You guys would be screwed, stuffed, and mounted.
真有其事？ Is that true?
差不多吧 Kinda.
你想怎么做？ How d'you work that out?
跟你们说了 我是俄克拉荷马少女选美冠军 I told you. I was M iss Teen Oklahoma.
你要多少？ How much do you want?
2万 Twenty thousand.
2万？就为打一个电话？ Twenty thousand? For making a phone call?
为打“这”个电话 For making "the" phone call.
每人每年平均拨打1140个电话 The average person makes about 1, 140 phone calls
可都不会打这样的电话 each year. None of whlch go anythlng llke thls.
请让斯摩尔斯牧师听电话好吗？ May I speak to the Reverend Smalls, please?
牧师，你是否熟悉一个网站 H i, Revered. Are you by any chance familiar with a website
网址是幼齿妹妹.com that goes by the name of TeenOrgies. Com?
或是巨蟒少年.com？ Or YoungAnd H ung. Com?
某人趁老婆不在就鼠标乱点 Someone who knows what the mouse plays when the wife's away.
听着，神经病，我手头有 Llsten, up, slcko. I have In my hand
你最爱浏览的网址清单，你的信用卡号 a list of all your favorite sites, credit card number,
你所有的上网时间记录 dates and times of all your connections.
所以你少跟我啰嗦 So you'd better cut the crap.
我要什么？ What do I want?
10万美金 One hundred thousand dollars.
20万美金？ Two hundred thousand?
什么？！ What?!
你听到我的话了，我要20万现金 You heard me. I want $200, 000, cash.
不答应，就等着瞧吧，牧师 Take it or leave it, Rev.
如果明晚我拿不到钱 If I don't have my money by tomorrow evening,
下个月的《教会通讯》必定大放异彩 the church newsletter next month's gonna be a doozy.
我会派人前来取钱 And I'll be sending somebody.
好了，现在 Well, now,
我够格成为全面合伙人了，对吗？ I think that somebody deserves to be made full partner, don't you?
等等 Walt I
我把握住机会，成功了 I took a chance and it worked.
现在我们每个人都能分到7万美金 Now we each get $ 70, 000.
实际是66666 It's actually 66, 666
小数点后面还有无数个6 follow by an infinite number of sixes.
谢谢，雨人，好了听着，从现在开始 Thanks, Rain Man. Right, look, from now on, okay,
如果还有人他妈的突然变卦 就给我出局 anybody pulls any out-of-the-blue candy- ass stunt, she's out.
要做合伙人，就拿出合伙人的样子来 If we're partners, let's start acting like it.
计划是这样的，明天晚上9点我去取钱 This is the plan. I go get the money at 9: 00 P. M. Tomorrow.
与此同时，查理去“搅局”吧 At exactly the same tlme, Charlle enters the Monkey Wrench
假装我们在去磨坊溪的路上时车没油了 and pretends that we ran out of gas on the road to Mlll Creek.
他会跟人说，我去加油站了 He also says that I'm on my way to the gas station,
那个全天候开放的加油站 别忘了说这句话 the one that opens 24/7. Don't forget to say that.
晚上10点，我把钱藏进火车站的储物柜后 Ten P. M., after I've stashed the money In a locker
回来向大家讲述我在黑暗中的徒步经历 at the rallways statlon, I come back and I tell everybody about my walk.
就这样，万一有人问起 查理在酒吧，我则在加油站 That way, if it comes up, Oharlie was at the bar, I was at the gas station.
加油站的人会作证说从没见过你 The guy at the station will testify that he never saw you.
当然没见过，知道为什么吗？ 因为他是瞎子 Sure. You know why? 'Oause he's blind.
妙极了！ Pretty brill.
我们后天中午碰头 The followlng day we meet up at noon.
把钱分摊后各走各的路 We divvy up the money and we all go our respective ways.
好了，现在还有问题吗？ Okay, now, any questions?
是的，为什么不立刻把钱分了呢？ Yeah. Why don't we just divvy up the money immediately?
规则二：要等一切风平浪静 Rule number two. Always let the dust settle after a job.
你一直在看《傻瓜学勒索》 You've been reading "Blackmailing for Dummies"
还是什么？ or something?
有问题吗？ Any questions?
很好，规则三 Great. Rule number three.
无论发生什么 No matter what happens,
永远按计划进行 always stick to the plan.
# The best thlngs I n llfe are free #
# But you can glve them To the blrds and bees #
# I need money #
第二天 The next day
或许是我这辈子最漫长的一天 mlght've been the longest one I'd ever known.
我记忆中第一次 For the flrst tlme slnce I could remember
能带给家人安全和幸福 I'd be able to brlng securlty and happlness to my famlly.
# Your love glves me Such a thrlll #
# But your love Don't pay my bllls #
# I need money #
不知道是因为恐惧还是兴奋 I couldn't tell you If what I felt pumplng through my velns
我的脉搏跳动得厉害 was fear or excltement.
那么，主管先生，告诉我 So, M r. Supervlsor, talk to me.
你有秘书吗？ Do you have a secretary?
是的 Yep.
她漂亮吗？ Is she pretty?
漂亮？不，可以说她平淡无奇 Pretty? U m, no. She's more nondescript.
她叫什么名字？ What's her name?
莎朗 Sharon.
莎朗，姓什么呢？ Sharon. Sharon what?
斯通 U m, Stone.
莎朗·斯通？ Sharon Stone?
我知道 I know.
那么你今天过得怎么样？ So, how was your day?
非比寻常，最后 Phenomenal. And to top It off
联邦调查局还把“老眼”派来了 the F B I is sending in the eye.
什么？ The what?
这个人是超级王牌特工 The "who." Bionic supersonlc Speclal Agent
联邦调查局的切斯特·海姆斯 绰号“老眼” Ohester Hymes, F B I, aka "The Eye."
这正合我意 Whlch Is just what I need
因为杀人狂魔的案子快失控了 没线索，没指纹，一无所获 with the U ndertaker case spinning out of control. No leads, no fingerprints.
老实说，为什么有人突然 摇身一变就成了罪犯 Honestly, why some folks suddenly have to go and turn Into crlmlnals
我实在想不通 is beyond me.
万一我这么做了呢？ What if I did?
你做什么？ What if you did what?
假如我变成罪犯 If I became a criminal.
比如，如果…我不知道 Like, if I, uh, I don't know,
偷钱什么的？ stole some money or something?
我会逮捕你 I'd arrest you.
可这么说吧，假如我迫不得已 But, but let's say, um, let's say, I had to.
比如，我们别无选择 You know, like we had no other choice,
不得不偷东西 and I had to steal something, um,
因为…我是迫不得已的，那会怎么样？ because... because I had to. What, what then?
我会逮捕你 I'd arrest you.
为什么 Why?
因为好警察总能逮到她的男人 Because a good cop always gets her man.
我是认真的，佩妮，为什么… I'm serious, Pen. Why should...
为什么艾米莉得玩二手玩具 Why should Emily have to put up with secondhand toys,
穿旧衣服，过穷日子呢？ secondhand clothes, secondhand life?
查理，你有自己的书 Oharlie, you, you have your book.
有我和艾米莉 You have me and Emily.
有了这些我们已经很富裕了 And that makes us rich.
# Don't got A lot of tlme #
# Don't glve a damn #
# Don't tell me What to do #
# I am the man #
# If there's A God up there #
# Somethlng above #
# God shlne your Llght down here #
# Shlne on the love Love of the loveless #
# Love of the loveless #
嗨 H i.
多么疯狂的夜晚 Ohh, wooh, what a crazy night.
我的车没油了 My car ran out of gas.
你要来点什么吗？ Are you gonna order something?
当然，请给我啤酒 Sure. Beer, please.
你们这儿大量酿造的最好的… One of your finest mass produced...
我朋友加斯 My friend, Gus, um...
你认识加斯, 加斯·狄金森 You know Gus. Gus Dickinson.
就在，就在呼叫中心上班 Works at the, works down at the call center.
斯摩尔斯牧师？ Reverend Smalls?
他这会儿就在那里 And that's where he is now.
一路走向加油站 Walking down that road to the station.
斯摩尔斯牧… Reverend Sma...
妈呀！ - Alls.
那个加油站工作的老瞎子 The old blind guy who runs the station
一天24小时，一周7天开放 keeps it open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
老瞎子今晚正在庆祝他的80大寿 Old bllnd guy Is celebratlng hls 80th blrthday tonlght.
你到底是谁？ Who the hell are you?
我是来取钱的 U h, I'm the guy that's here to collect the money.
把枪给我 Gimme your gun.
我没有枪 I don't have one.
你来取钱，却不带武器？ You come to get money from me and you ain't even packing?
代我向大胡子致敬 Glve my regards to the blg bearded guy.
你不是指圣诞老人吧？ You don't mean Santa Olaus, do ya?
加斯！ Gus!
加斯？ Gus?
加斯！ Gus!
哦，我的… Oh, my...
如果你是约瑟 If It's you, Jose,
滚你的，别再打来了 fuck off and don't call back.
其他人请留言 Everybody else, please leave a message.
乔茜，乔茜！快接电话 Josie. Josie! Pick up.
乔茜，乔茜，你在吗？ Josie. Josie, are you there?
这儿出大乱子了，快接电话 We have a real problem here. Pick up.
# Sanctus #
# Domlnus #
# Sanctus #
# Domlnus #
# Deus #
# Sabbaoth #
# Deus #
# Sabbaoth #
# Deus #
# Sabbaoth #
# Deus #
# Sabbaoth #
加斯 Gus.
加斯，你在吗？ Gus, are you there?
加斯！ Gus!
我的天哪！发生什么了？ Oh, my God! What happened?
你来这里干什么？ What are you doing here?
干什么？加油站关门了 What? The station's closed.
我们的不在场证明怎么办？ 所以我来这里，结果发现… Our alibi? So I came here and I found...
冷静点 Oalm down.
到底发生了什么？ What the hell happened?
那个杂种拿枪指着我，要打死我 The bastard pulled a gun on me. He was gonna shoot me
我去夺枪，结果枪走火了 没什么大不了的 and I grabbed the gun. It went off accidentally. No biggie.
没什么大不了的？ No biggie?
我用花瓶把他砸晕了 I conked him on the head with a vase.
他随时都会醒过来 He's gonna wake up any minute now.
哦，加斯 Oh, Gus.
我认为我犯了个大错 I think I made a big mistake.
你报警了？ Did you call the cops?
- 我把他丢到化粪池里去了 - 谁？ I, I put him in the septic tank.
尸体 The corpse.
什么尸体？ What corpse?
牧师的尸体 The Reverend's corpse.
我离开时牧师还没变成尸体呢，查理 The Reverend wasn't a corpse when I left him, Oharlie.
可我看到有血 There was blood. I saw blood.
是我的血，他朝我大腿开了枪 It was my blood. He shot me through the leg.
子弹穿过肌肉 It went clean through the muscle.
哦，我的天哪 Oh, my God.
我叫你的时候，你为什么不答应？ Why didn't you answer when I called you?
我在浴室清洗伤口 I was in the bathroom cleaning the wound.
我替他把过脉了 Well, I checked his pulse.
我是说，也许我没探到脉搏 我是说，17％的机率 I mean, well, maybe I missed it. I mean, 17%.
你没探到脉搏？ You missed it?
什么？不能把他弄出化粪池吗？ What? Oan't we get him out of the tank?
好吧，他在那里沉了多久了？ Oh, yeah. How long he's been down there?
最多十分钟，怎么了？ Ten minutes tops. What?
我说过无论发生什么 I thought I said no matter what
都他妈的按计划行事！ stick to the fucking plan!
该死的计划里可没有 There wasn't anything in the fucking plan
瞎子大寿和倒在血泊里的牧师！ about the blind guy's birthday and the Reverend in a pool of blood!
冷静点，行吗？ Let's calm down, okay?
你怎么样？要看医生吗？ What about you? Don't you need a doctor?
要，可现在有更要紧的事 Yeah. Slightly more pressing matter to tackle first.
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
他在流泪 He's crying.
加斯，耶酥在流泪 Jesus, Gus, he's crylng
为我们的所作所为，为我们的罪行 for what we've done. For our sin.
天主圣母玛利亚，满怀圣宠… Jesusl Hall Mary, full of grace...
是浴缸 Bathtub.
该死！ Goddamn it!
这是你计划的一部分吗？ Is that part of your plan, huh?
杀了人你还有心情洗热水澡？ After you klll someone you take a nlce hot bath?
首先我没杀人，其次 I didn't kill anybody, first of all. Second,
我不会对着漏水的天花板祈祷 I don't go round praying to leaky ceilings!
知道吗？我现在心里受着煎熬，明白吗？ Well, you know what? I'm having a tough time here, okay?
我刚把一个牧师淹死在大便里！ I just drowned a man of the cloth in crap!
也许我该去自首 Maybe I should just turn myself in.
不行不行，谁也不能告发谁，明白吗？ Oh, no, no. Nobody is turning anybody in, okay?
你杀死牧师时，知道他还活着吗？ Did you know the priest was alive when you killed him?
不！ No!
这就是了 There you go, then.
我们怎么会认为 一个牧师能拿出20万现金呢？ How could we have thought a Reverend would have $200, 000 in cash?
美国35到50岁的两口之家的平均存款 The average household savings of an American couple between 35 and 50
是15256美金，我是说… is $15, 256. I mean, it's...
查理？查理 Oharlie? Oharlie.
闭嘴！ Shut up!
等等 Wait, wait, wait.
不行！规则四：千万别回犯罪现场 No, no. Rule number four. Never return to the scene of the crime.
乔茜的名片，我把它放电话机旁了 It's Josie's card. I left it by the phone.
规则五：如果你的搭档是白痴 Rule number five. If your partner turns out to be an idiot,
那就忽略规则四 forget rule number four.
名片不见了 It's gone.
找到了 Got it.
嗷！怎么搞的！ Ouch! What the fuck!
真见鬼！ Goddamn it! Ow!
我们该走了吧？ Shouldn't we be golng?
你就一点不好奇吗？ Aren't you just a little curious?
看哪 Have a look rlght there.
真是个美人，对吧？ Thls beauty, huh? Here we go.
看这个 Look at thls.
这是为你准备的，知道吗？ Thls Is for you, alrlght? Alrlght?
她是个演员，对吗？ She's an actress, right?
闭嘴，行吗？你喜欢这样吗，宝贝？ Shut up, alrlght? You llke thls, baby?
你喜欢这样吗？你喜欢这种感觉吗？ Do you llke thls? Do you llke to feel that?
是的，你知道这是什么吗？ Yeah. Yeah. Do you know what thls Is?
我要刻花你的脸，知道吗？ I am gonna carve your face up, huh?
闭嘴 Shut up.
如果我不知情的话 知道我会说这象什么吗？ If I didn't know better, you know what I'd say it looks like?
闭嘴 Shut up!
猎奇电影？ A snuff film?
我的天哪！ Holy Moly!
谁说“我的天哪”？ Who says "Holy Moly"?
现在这重要吗？ Is it important right now?
难怪他这么爽快就答应这笔买卖 This is why he was so keen to cop a deal,
因为他参与拍摄猎奇电影 'cause he's part of a snuff fllm rlng.
这事太严重了，我们得报警 We gotta call the Police.
跟警察说我们在这里干什么？ What are we gonna tell them we're doing in here?
如果他们找到尸体… If they find the body...
他们找不到尸体的 They're not gonna find the body.
化粪池真是天才点子，这么看问题吧 The septlc tank was genlus. Look at It thls way.
也许今晚我们已经挽救了几条生命 We may have saved lives tonight.
什么？你认为他是俄勒冈杀人狂魔？ What? You think he's the Oregon U ndertaker?
谁知道，可管他是不是杀人狂魔 Who knows. But undertaker or not
他绝对罪有应得 he sure as hell got what he deserved.
查理，等等 Charlle. Charlle, walt I
介意让我进来吗？ Do you mind if I come in?
什么？ What?
我们发现了牧师的尸体 We found the Reverend's body.
这是个意外 It was an accident.
不，这可不是什么意外 No, this was no accident.
有人朝他脑袋开了三枪 Someone shot him three times in the head.
把尸体留在路边的车里 Left him in his car by the side of the road.
这…确实让人难以接受 It's a, It's a horrld plll to swallow.
谋杀案一贯如此 M urder always is.
对不起，你肯定死的是斯摩尔斯牧师吗？ I'm sorry. Are you certain that it's the Reverend Smalls?
是的，我们已经确认了身份 We've got positive I D.
那么，谁是… Then, who's...
谁是什么？ Who's what?
谁是…安全的 Who is... safe
在这被上帝遗弃的尘世？ in this God forsaken world?
你是他家人？ Are you family?
是的，不是！只是个朋友 Yeah. No! J ust a friend.
他们家的朋友 A family friend.
你的名字是？ And your name is?
史蒂芬 Steven.
史蒂芬·霍金 Steven Hawking.
我可以…？ M ind if I?
你在看DVD？ You're watchlng a D VD, huh?
是的，不是 Yeah. No.
我是说，你知道DVD的销量 I mean, did you know that D VD sales have risen
在过去半年上升了226％吗？ by 226% over the last six months?
这个…不清楚 Well, no.
可了解到这个知识让我感到100%的高兴 But I sure am 100% glad to know that!
谢谢你的数字说明 Thanks for the factoid.
你要喝点什么吗？ So, um, can I, can I get you a drink?
请给我来杯H2O，霍金先生 Glass of H2O if you please, M r. Hawking.
地板上有血迹 There's some blood on the floor.
霍金先生？ M r. Hawklng?
我打碎了花瓶 I broke a vase,
不小心被碎片划伤了手臂 and accidentally cut my arm on one of the shards.
看 Look.
哇，好家伙 Whoa, doggy.
看着就觉得疼 That hurts just looking at it.
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
当然是采集血样，这是标准程序 J ust getting a sample. Standard procedure, of course.
伍德警探要你回警局 Detectlve Wood's expectlng you back at the statlon.
收到 Copy that.
伍德警探总是把我盯得很紧 Detective Wood, always breathing down my neck.
你要问的话 她准是有一阵子没好好过性生活了 Ain't had a good poke in a while, if you ask me.
我不会问，不过随你怎么说 I'm not asking. But whatever.
我最好还是赶快走 Well, I'd better get a move on.
多么美妙的夜晚啊 M m. What a beautiful night.
几乎伸手就能触摸到繁星，对吗？ You can almost touch those stars, huh?
是的 Yeah.
尽管哪怕你以光速飞行 Although even if you were traveling the speed of light
也要1460天后才能接触到最近的那一颗 it would take you 1,460 days to reach the closest one.
是吗？ Is that right?
你真是个活生生的数据库，伙计 Well, you are just a walking factoid factory, partner.
晚安 You have yourself a good night.
晚安，警官 You, too, Officer.
哦 Oh.
可以让我扫一眼你在看的DVD吗？ Would you mind if I took a gander at that D VD you were watching?
好奇害死猫，警官 Ouriosity killed the cat, Officer.
实际上，干我这行 Actually in my line of work,
猫总能得到升职加薪 the cat gets a raise and a promotion.
我9岁的孩子爱这个 My nine-year-old loves this one.
特别是奶牛唱歌这部分 Specially this part with this singing cow.
我得承认，史蒂芬 I've got to admit, Steven.
刚才我还以为你向我隐瞒了什么 For a minute there, I thought you were hiding something.
这里似乎有拖曳过的痕迹，对吗？ Kind of looks like something got dragged here, don't it?
你跟我来好吗？ You wanna come with me?
我要你替我把盖子打开，史蒂芬 I need you to lift this up for me, Steven.
警官，你可不想… Officer, you don't wanna...
打开 Open it.
别指望升职加薪了，警官 So much for the raise and the promotion, Officer.
行了 There we go.
看到没，我就知道、 可伦坡神探会回来查看DVD See, I knew Oolumbo here would come back for the D VD.
好吧，那我们拿他怎么办？ Okay. What do we do with him?
我有个更玄的问题 化粪池里是谁？ I've a better question. Who is in the septic tank?
我怎么知道？等早上看报纸吧 How do I know? Oheck the papers in the morning.
看谁失踪了 See who turns up missing.
然后呢，加斯？我们杀人了 And then what, Gus? We killed somebody.
是你杀人 Oh, now, you killed somebody.
你绑架警察 Well, you kidnapped a cop.
是的，我绑架了警察，你有什么建议？ Oh, yes. Yes, I did. What do you propose?
我要去自首 I'm turning myself in.
你知道他们会控告你谋杀牧师 You realize they'll charge you with the real Reverend's murder.
我和那事无关！ I had nothing to do with that!
他们会在乎吗？他们喜欢事情简单明了 What do they care? Makes it all nice and neat for them.
喜欢一切都干净利落 我敢拿重金打赌 No messy loose ends! I bet good money they'll be all
他们会说：“天哪，我们终于 将杀人狂魔缉拿归案！” "Gawshdarnit, we done finally caught us the U ndertaker."
你马上就会在电椅上吱吱冒火星！ You'll be spitting fire and crying sparks in no time.
够了，别一错再错了！ Enough. Let's not make this any worse than it is.
查理，事情还能错到哪去？ Oharlie, how could this be any worse?
你哪都别想去 You're not going anywhere.
你要向我开枪吗，加斯？ You gonna shoot me, Gus?
我也有家人，查理 I got a family, too, Oharlie.
我不会去坐牢的 I am not going to jail.
我会开枪的，查理 I am golng to shoot you, Charlle.
不，你不会 No, you're not.
我会！ Yes, I am!
不，你不会 No, you're not.
我会！ Yes, I am!
见鬼！ Shit!
我知道你不会… Ah, I knew you wouldn't...
我可不会这么做 I wouldn't do that.
你到底是谁？ Who the hell are you?
考虑到我住在这里，年轻人 Conslderlng that I llve here, young man,
我认为该反过来问： “你们到底是谁？” I think the question is, "who the hell are you?"
事情不象你想的那样，斯摩尔斯太太 It's not what you think, M rs. Smalls.
我们不是盗贼 We're not burglars.
我们有个可怕的消息 Look, we have some terrible news.
你的牧师丈夫 Your husband, the Reverend,
已经去世了 has passed on.
我对着他脑袋连开三枪 I went through the trouble of putting three bullets in his head,
当然希望他死了 I should certalnly hope so.
斯摩尔斯太太，你有权保持沉默… M rs. Smalls, you've the rlght to remaln sllent.
哦，得了吧 Oh, please.
这么说你杀了他？ So you killed him?
多年来我都装聋作哑 不管这个变态的… I spent years turning a blind eye to that pervert's, uh,
我们就称它“摄影热情”吧？ shall we say "film- making aspirations"?
马克斯和我理应分享他的收益 Max and I felt we deserved a share of hls beneflts.
谁是马克斯？ Who's Max?
一个真正的男子汉 A real man.
我们要在这里碰头，一起远走高飞 We're meeting here, and then we're going somewhere
到一个无忧无虑的乐园去 where we'll never worry about anythlng ever agaln.
嗯… U m...
干什么？ What?
他也许已经在那儿了 I think he may already be there.
你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
他绝不会丢下我一个人离开 He never would've left without me.
他的确是别无选择 Didn't really have a choice.
这是个意外，你给我闭嘴好吗？ It was an accident. Would you shut up?
你们俩都给我闭嘴 Why don't you both shut up?
好吧，钱在哪儿？ Alright. Where is the money?
你说什么？什么钱？ Sorry? What money?
两百万现金不会不翼而飞 Two million dollars in cash doesn't just vanish.
两百… Two m...
没错，钱在哪儿？ Yeah, where is it?
哦，天哪 Oh, dear.
我数到三，一 I guess I'll just have to count to three. One.
斯摩尔斯太太，别… M rs. Smalls, don't.
告诉她钱在哪儿 Tell her where it is.
我们不知道！我向上帝发誓！ We don't know!
二 Two.
我…我已经多年没听 平克·弗洛伊德的歌了 Well, I'll be... I haven't heard Pink Floyd in years.
又该用到化粪池了 Well, Pa, time to fire up the old septic tank.
另外 Oh, by the way,
谁来告诉我到底发生了什么？ anyone care to tell me what happened exactly?
当然，是这样的 虽然牧师并没有死 Sure. Oharlie drowned the Reverend who he thought was dead,
但查理以为牧师死了 even though he wasn't,
就把他扔在化粪池里淹死了 in the septic tank.
其实那人不是真牧师 He wasn't even the real Reverend.
真牧师早被他老婆杀了 The actual Reverend was being murdered by his wife,
那个女人的脑袋又被你用斧头劈开了 说实话，你来得正是时候 the woman whose head you just split with an axe. Stellar timing by the way.
她已经承认 自己打算和相好马克斯私奔 She confessed to planning to run away with her lover, Max,
而这个马克斯就是刚被查理弄死的那位 recently deceased thanks to Oharlie.
她那个牧师老公有一桩副业 就是拍猎奇电影然后卖掉 And the two million sum of dollars her husband the Revered raised
他靠这个总共赚了两百万美元 现在明白了吧？ from his side venture in shooting and selling snuff films. Oki-doki?
帅呆了！ Groovy!
帅呆了？ "Groovy"?
今晚已经死了三个人了，乔茜 Three people died tonight, Josie.
很遗憾，干这行死个把人是家常便饭 I n this business, unfortunately, death is an occupational hazard.
还有，在警察面前提我的名字 你可太有才了 And by the way, way to go using my name in front of the cop.
查理 Oharlie.
听我说，我可以帮你们 Look, um, I can help.
我可以作证 我听到斯摩尔斯太太承认自己杀了丈夫 I'll testlfy that I heard M rs. Smalls confess to kllllng her husband.
至于斯摩尔斯太太本人 And as for M r. Smalls herself,
她死时正在威胁一位警官的生命 she was threatenlng the llfe of a pollce offlcer.
那么化粪池里那家伙呢？ What about the guy in the tank?
你是出于意外杀了他 You killed him by accident.
不会在牢里蹲很久的 You wouldn't do much tlme at all.
五年最多了 Five years tops.
哦，上帝啊 Oh, my God I
这可不是假的 Well, that doesn't suck.
我非得让你看看 I have to hand it to you.
你这计划实在聪明 That was a brilliant plan, after all.
你能相信吗？我们发财了 Can you belleve lt? We're rlch.
我的那份你们分了吧 You guys can keep my share.
我要去自首 要是我非坐牢不可，那我就去坐牢 I'm gonna turn myself in. If I go to jail, I go to jail.
别糊涂了，这是你挣的 Don't be ridiculous. You earned this.
他们会像追野兽一样来追我们 They're gonna hunt us down like animals.
有了这笔钱你就能远走高飞 没人找得到你 With this kind of money you can disappear and never be found.
我有老婆和女儿 我不想远走高飞 I have a wife and daughter. I don't wanna disappear.
好吧，那就这样 加斯和我离开本州 No. Okay, fine. Gus and I will leave the state
我们把你和副警探随便扔在什么地方 and we'll just drop you and the Deputy in the middle of nowhere.
我们不应该把副警探干掉吗？ Shouldn't we get rid of the Deputy?
什么？ What?
对呀，他可是唯一能证明我们没犯 谋杀罪的人 Since he's the only one who can testify we're innocent of the murders.
好吧，俄克拉荷马少女选美冠军 那么… Okay, M iss Teen Oklahoma. Then...
救命！ Help!
救命啊！ Help!
# It was a long Long hour #
# I n a long long year #
# It took a tlme To get out of the rut #
# And the long gone power Got you bendln' over #
# And It's tlme To get out of the rut #
# I sald can #
# Thls nlght go on #
好！ 把住他的头 Yes! Hold his head.
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
帮他放松一下 J ust helping him to relax a little.
# Go on and on And on #
# To the next You are headlng #
# Rlght In for the crash And the burn and the fear #
# On to the door where The lock Is all locked #
我朋友打算自首 My frlend here declded to surrender.
所以我们会找个好地方把你们俩丢下 然后大家一拍两散 So we're gonna drop you both "somewheres" nlce and say goodbye.
你们是在犯大错 You're making a big mistake.
咱们走吧 Let's get out of here.
等等 Wait, wait.
我要小便 I gotta go pee.
求你了 Please.
手铐 The handcuffs.
你做梦 I n your dreams.
肯定有这必要 There are certain requirements.
行了，请便吧 There. Enjoy.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
你们在这看着，我尿不出 I can't go if you're, um, watching.
关上门好吗？ Oould you just close?
怯场了，是人都难免 Stage fright. It happens to the best of us.
一分钟警告 One mlnute warnlng.
这是你掉的 You dropped this.
不，我可以解释 No, I can explain.
起来，伙伴 Get up, partner.
你们是什么毛病？ What the hell's the matter with you?
是去维加斯的机票 明天早上8:00 It's a flight to Vegas. 8: 00 A. M. Tomorrow.
我们本来应该在中午碰头分钱的 We were supposed to meet at noon to spllt up the money.
那混蛋把我的鼻梁打断了 That asshole broke my nose.
你最好把这事解释清楚 You'd better have a friendly explanation.
好，好吧 Alright, okay.
我说泰伊丝要做角膜移植是骗你们的 I lied about Thais needing a cornea transplant.
她没病 She's fine.
我欠我老婆三十万 I owe my wife 300, 000 bucks.
你什么？ I'm sorry?
我欠我前妻三十万 I owe my ex-wlfe $300, 000.
她那个律师又特别毒 And because of that snake of a lawyer of hers
让法院给我下了禁令 不还债就不能解除 there's a restralnlng order agalnst me untll I pay up.
我已经两年没见过女儿 也没和她说过话了 I have not seen or talked to my daughter in two years.
你为什么不和我直说呢？ Why didn't you tell me?
那样的话你会帮我？ Would you have helped?
才不 Of course not.
哦，天哪 Oh, my God.
咱们的证人就这么走了 There goes our alibi.
呃哦，真是妙极了！ U h-uh. Freaking fantastic!
你看不出来吗？ 这下咱们没人躲得掉 Don't you see? None of us has to run away
也没人能自首了 or turn ourselves in.
那你说该怎么办？ 难道我们要逃遍全国，露宿荒野 What do you propose? We roam the country
就像雌雄大盗…再加一个雄的？ living on the land like Bonnie and Olyde and Olyde?
不，我们先开了这警察的车 No. Flrst we take the cop's car
在路边找棵树撞上去 and crash it into a tree up the road.
然后我们把他和牧师的老婆都 塞到那女人的车里 Then we take hlm and the Reverend's wlfe and put hlm In her car
再把车从悬崖上推下去 and then we push it over the cliff.
可是他们过几天就会发现那辆车的 But they'd find the car in a couple of days.
对，调查的人会怎么想？ Yeah, and what would the forensic figure?
副警探酒后开车 The Deputy was driving under the influence of alcohol,
撞到了树上，然后又叫住了另一辆车 crashed into a tree, flagged down another car
那辆车本来是斯摩尔斯太太开的 但是他却掌握了方向盘 drlven my M rs. Smalls. He took control of the wheel
结果开下了悬崖 and drove them off the cliff.
至于伤口么 And the wounds, I mean,
经过这么一摔，早就看不出了 they'll be more than covered by the crash.
就在牧师被杀的同一天晚上 The Reverend gets murdered on the very same night
他老婆被喝醉酒的警察连人带车 一起弄下悬崖？ that his wife gets driven off the cliff by a drunken cop?
这种事也太巧了吧？ What about that doesn't sound very accldental?
他总算说了一句明白话 He has a point, for once.
嗯，也对 Okay, um.
好，那我们就把斯摩尔斯太太的枪 和他们一起放到车里 Okay. Then we plant M rs. Smalls' gun in the car with them.
警察会发现那就是杀牧师的凶器 They figure out it was the weapon that killed the Revered.
然后他们就会想 也许她和副警探有奸情 They think maybe she had an affair with the Deputy.
也许他们合谋做掉了可怜的牧师 Maybe they decided to off the poor Revered,
然后么，也许他们就出了车祸 and then, you know, maybe they had and accident.
这里面的“也许”也太多了吧？ That's a hell of a lot of "maybes".
好啊，那就听听你的高见，老大 Let's hear your bright idea then, boss.
- 啊！ - 呼！ Ah! Hooh!
这老婊子肯定很贪吃 Old broad sure liked her food.
好漂亮的装尸袋！ Fancy body bagsl
你就坐在那里吃棒棒糖？ Are you sitting here eating a lollipop?
我还没吃晚饭呢，需要补充糖分 I didn't have any dinner. I need the sugar.
啊！ Ow!
你没事吧？ Are you okay?
没事，快点干完吧 Yeah. Let's just get this done.
# Hands on the Blble #
# Scatter llke a chlld #
# And God Holds you llable #
# For what you've done #
# Homlcldal #
# Stare down Your Idols #
# Pretty baby #
# Never born #
# You can't belleve It #
# You dldn't mean It #
# But they Saw you do It #
# And they know Your name #
# Rats In the attlc #
# Toys In the cellar #
# She's an addlct #
# And he wants To learn #
# Hands on the Blble #
# Egomanlacal #
你开这么慢干吗？ Are you going slow?
我们现在可不想惹人注意吧？ We don't wanna attract attention now, do we?
我们也不想让时光倒流吧？ No, we don't wanna go back in time now, do we?
事实上，只有跑得比光速还快 Actually it's only by going faster than light
才有在理论上让时光倒流的可能 that one could even theoretlcally go back In tlme.
给我个面子，闭上你的鸟嘴！ Do me a favor. Shut the fuck up!
你的重音说得很成问题 You seem to have some serious stress related issues.
你不会是加拿大人吧？ You're not Oanadian by any chance, are you?
什么？ What?
2003年的加拿大人健康统计报告指出 Well, the 2003 Statistical Report on the health of Oanadians
有62%的加… states that 62% of...
你到底有什么毛病？ What the hell is wrong with you?
你的屁眼里老是放出 这种莫名其妙的统计数据 You keep pulllng these random, rldlculous facts and stats
都他妈是没人会在乎的！ out of your ass and it's, like, nobody really gives a shit!
老天爷！我这儿也有一条可爱的 统计数据给你 Jesus Ohrist, man! Here's a nifty little stat for you.
要是一个万事通的家伙 For a guy that knows everythlng about everythlng.
却在呼叫中心里工作 那么没说的 To get a job In a call center, you have to be bar-none,
你肯定是我这辈子见过的最大的输家！ the biggest loser I have ever met in my life!
要知道我可是拉斯维加斯来的！ And I'm from Las Vegas!
你听说过一种 叫乙酰胆碱的神经递质吗？ You ever hear of a neurotransmitter called acetylcholine?
什么玩意？ A what called what?
那是你的脑子用来记忆的化学物质，笨蛋 It's the chemlcal your braln uses for memory, dummy.
是吗？ Does it?
对，一点不错 Yeah, it's exactly right.
我之所以丢掉教书匠的饭碗 就是因为我得了一种神经失调症 The reason I lost my teachlng job Is I have thls dlsorder
这种病的特点是 大脑皮层逐渐发生恶性的神经退化 typified by a gradual, acute neuro-degeneration of the cerebral cortex.
要是你觉得我的废话太多 那我就告诉你 Or if that's too pulled out of my ass for you,
我正在慢慢失去我的记忆 I'm slowly loslng my memory.
你这么做是在补救？ Are you making this up?
医生说再过一两年 The doctors think that in a year or two
我的脑子就会完全空白 my mlnd wlll be a total blank.
为了延缓这个过程 我唯一能做的就是 So the only thing I could do to slow things down
尽一切可能锻炼我的记忆力 is to keep working my memory as much as possible.
你还记得蓝色袋子里是什么吗？ Do you remember what's In the blue bag?
什么蓝色袋子？ What blue bag?
兄弟，我，我真的很抱歉 Jeez guy, I, I'm really sorry, you know.
嘿，加斯 希腊语里“放屁”怎么说？ Hey, Gus, what's the Greek word for "bullshit"?
你这狗娘养的！ You son of a bltch I
住手！ Stop it!
你他妈的疯了吗？ Are you fucking crazy?
他又在骗我们！ 他根本没有女儿！ He lied to us again! He doesn't have a daughter!
你大概也没有前妻吧，对吗？ You probably don't even have an ex-wife, do you?
里面的人都没事吧？ Is everyone okay In there?
我们没事，没事 We're fine. Everything's fine.
谢谢你过来看我们 So, thanks for coming over.
我想应该叫警察来 I think we should call the Police.
什么？不！ 不用了，别给他们添麻烦 What? No! No, come on, let's not bother them.
他们要忙的事已经够多了 They've got a lot on their plate.
反正人也没事，车也没事，所以… You're fine. Your car's fine. So...
对，不过我记得 按标准程序应该叫警察，对吗？ Yeah, but I'm pretty sure that's standard procedure, isn't it?
跟你说实话吧 我他妈才懒得管什么标准程序 I'll be honest with you. I don't give a rat's ass about standard procedure.
给，拿着吧 So here. Why don't you, uh,
瞧你这肥样 干吗不回你车里好好坐着呢？ why don't you pack your fat ass back in your car, okay?
给你自己买一个早就想吃的大号三明治 And go buy yourself as big a sandwich as your heart desires.
对你来说，这算是标准程序吧？ That's standard enough procedure for you?
你的行李厢开了 Your trunk is open.
你们是要去什么地方旅行吗？ Are you all going on a trip somewhere?
看你们的行李，肯定是要出远门 Sure looks like you're packed for a long one.
不会是把衣橱里的衣服都放进去了吧？ Is that your entire wardrobe you got in there?
其实里面是几个死人 It's a couple of dead bodies.
真会开玩笑 真好笑 That was a good one. That was good.
你喜欢就好 I'm glad you liked it.
哦，天哪 Oh, Jeez.
哦，又要打针了 Oh, it's time for old stingy.
什么？ What?
这是胰岛素 Oh, it's insulin.
随便你 Whatever.
怪人展览 Freak show I
啊！ Ow!
你这狗娘养的！ You son of a bitch!
我承认，我撒谎了 Granted, I lied.
可是我得对自己负责 But I have responsibility towards myself.
我出狱的时候就发誓… When I got out of prlson, I swore...
什么？你坐过牢？为了什么？ What? You were in prison? For what?
我只是说服一些人去投资几个公司 I kind of convinced some people to invest in some businesses
但是那些公司从技术角度讲是不存在的 that weren't actually, technically in existence.
你还有什么事忘了说？反社会分子？ Anything else you forgot to mention, sociopath?
行了，你不觉得有点反应过度吗？ Oome on! Aren't you overreacting a little bit?
反应过度？ Overreacting?
我是一个非常优秀的骗子！ I happen to be a very good con man!
这是我的天赋 你觉得我该怎么办，浪费它吗？ That's my talent. What do you want me to do, waste it?
你也不能老是拿它来对付你的同伴 You don't go around using it on your partners, jerk.
我敢打赌，加斯也不是你的真名，对吗？ You know, I bet Gus isn't even your real name, is it?
真名是什么？说真的，我很想知道 What is it? No, no, really. I'd love to know.
我妈妈，愿上帝让她的灵魂安息 她是按奥古斯都大帝的名字给我起名的 My mother, God rest her soul, named me after Augustus.
# Plenl sunt caell Et terra #
# Et terra glorla tua #
# Plenl sunt caell Et terra #
# Glorla tua #
# Plenl sunt caell Et terra #
# Et terra glorla #
# Plenl sunt caell #
也许她在什么地方跳出行李厢跑了 Maybe she jumped out of the trunk somewhere.
她不可能从行李厢跳出来 她已经死翘翘了 She didn't jump out of any trunk. She's fucking dead.
你验过她的脉没有？ Did you check her pulse?
没有 No.
你干吗不验她的脉？ Why didn't you check her pulse?
因为，查理，我很笨 Because, Charlle, stupld me,
我以为要是一个人脑壳上嵌了把斧头 I assumed that when you have an axe lodged in your skull,
那她的脉早该停了 your pulse tends to bottom out on you.
你不该那样想当然 You shouldn't assume so much.
孩子们，别吵了好吗？ J ust settle down, kids, right?
现在要紧的是 赶在别人发现之前找到她 All that matters now is that we find her before someone else does.
这一次沿着公路好好开吧 Try and keep it on the road this time.
操你妈！操你们两个人的妈！ Hey, fuck you! Fuck you both!
要是没人在我眼睛上打一拳 When people ain't sucker-punching me in the eye,
我的车技一点问题都没有 都是你们害的 my driving is just perfect, thank you very much.
要我验她的脉吗？ Want me to check her pulse?
查理？ Oharlie?
嗨，亲爱的 H i, honey.
你在这干吗？ What are you dolng here?
你在这干吗？ What are you doing here?
我们接到一个匿名电话 说有具尸体躺在马路中间 Well, we received an anonymous call reporting a body in the middle of the road.
我们刚刚从它上面压过去 We just ran over it.
嗨，我是乔茜·麦克布卢姆 H i. I'm Josie McBroom.
我以为你在和主管喝酒 I thought you were having a drink with your supervisor.
严格来说，我只是下级主管 Technlcally, I'm J unlor Supervlsor,
但查理确实是归我管的 but they did place Oharlie under my tutelage.
你肯定是… And you must be...
佩内洛普·伍德 佩内洛普·伍德警探 Penelope Wood. Detective Penelope Wood.
当然了 查理跟我说过很多你的事 Of course. Oharlie has told me a lot about you.
他有没有说过他有个小女儿 Did he mention that he has a little girl
因为家里没人照看 and that I had to brlng her wlth me
只好让我带在身边上班？ because there was nobody home to look after her?
那么，到底出了什么事？ Now, what happened exactly?
我们正要开车去镇上 Well, we were driving into town,
突然听见“砰”的一下 and all of a sudden, bang, you know,
我们就从这死人身上压过去了 we ran over this body here.
我没办法避开她 There was nothing I could do to avoid her.
没办法，换了谁都不行 No one, no one could have.
我发誓，她就像从地里冒出来的一样 I swear, she just popped out of nowhere.
你是？ And you are?
我是加斯，全名是加斯·狄金森 I'm Gus. Gus Dickinson, that's my name.
查理的同事 Ooworker of Oharlie's.
你给谁打电话？ Who are you calling?
我的副警探 My Deputy.
你们不接吗？ Aren't you gonna answer that?
哦，可能是我以前的男朋友 U h-uh. It's probably just my ex-boyfriend.
这变态老缠着我 Freaking stalker, you know.
加曼副警探，我是伍德警探 Deputy Garman, Detective Wood here.
你应该马上向我报到 You need to report in immediately.
我是伍德警探 Detectlve Wood.
什么地方？ Where?
该死 Shit.
“老眼”在局里 The eye is at the station.
好吧，你们都跟我回去 Alright. I want you all to follow me down there.
我要记下你们的证词 I'm gonna need your statements.
明天再做不行吗？ Oan't that wait 'till tomorrow?
要是我们能好好睡一觉 Lt'll be a lot more productive
做什么事情效率都会更高，对吗？ if we had like a good night's sleep, right?
你早该告诉我们 你老婆是警察 You might have mentioned the part about your wife being a detective.
对啊，加斯 你也早该告诉我们 Yeah, Gus. You might have mentioned the part
你没有欠你那个虚构的前妻生活费 about not owing alimony to your imaginary ex-wife,
你那虚构的女儿也不会变瞎子 and your imaginary daughter not really going blind.
让你说中了 Touché.
各位，这是特工切斯特·海姆斯 Everyone, thls Is Speclal Agent, Chester Hymes.
哦，怎么这么巧？ Well, can you beat this?
是在车里藏死人的朋友们 My friends with the bodies in the trunk.
这是我们私下里开的玩笑 我们先前碰过面 It's an inside joke. We ran into each other earlier.
你们好 你准备好了我们就开始 How do you do? I'm ready when you are.
查理，你能照看一下艾米吗？ 你们两个，跟我们来 Oharlie, can you look after Emmy for a second? You two, follow us.
我们完了 We're screwed.
只要我们说法一致，没人会完蛋 Nobody is screwed if we keep our story straight.
我们在加斯那里喝了点啤酒，就这样 We had a few beers at Gus' place. That's the end of it.
明白吗？ Got it?
明白了 Got it.
加斯，我们完了 Gus. We're screwed.
得了，你以为这胖特工真能发现什么？ Do you think Special Agent H ippo is gonna figure anything out
他只关心在哪里能找到好餐馆而已 more than where to find a really great buffet?
在她膝盖和手肘上的擦伤 These abrasions on her knees and elbows
表明她曾经从行驶中的汽车上跳下 我们可以推测 indicate a leap from a moving vehicle. We can deduce
后来杀害斯摩尔斯太太的凶手 that M rs. Smalls' would-be klller
起初用车运她的时候 presupposed her already dead
曾以为她已经死了 when she was transported by automobile.
你没事吧？狄金森先生？ Are you alright, M r. Dickinson?
啊，没事，没事 这是我第一次看到死人 U m, yeah, yeah. This is a first dead body for me.
而且我在家又喝了点啤酒 And I drunk beers at my place.
另外还有一道斧头伤 从劈入的角度看 Other than the axe wound, which judging from the angle of entry
行凶者比她矮得多，可能是女性 came from a much shorter person, possibly female,
除此之外，没有任何拳头殴打的伤痕 nothing here indicates any sort of fisticuffs ever took place.
我可以很有把握地说 要找杀害斯摩尔斯太太的凶手 I can safely say that M rs. Smalls' murderer can be found
就该在这间屋子里找 within this very room.
什么？ What?
这只是一种修辞手法 我的意思是 J ust a figure of speech. What I mean to say is her body
她的尸体会告诉我们谁是凶手 will tell me who her killer is
只要我们做更彻底的尸检就行 after a more thorough examination.
不过我现在就可以猜一个人 However, I can hazard a name rlght now.
请说 Please do.
我敢肯定，不出意外的话 I'm sure It wlll come as no surprlse that her klller
杀她的凶手不是别人，正是 is none other than
俄勒冈杀人狂魔 the Oregon U ndertaker.
这我们都猜得到，海姆斯特工 Well, we all could've flgured that out, Agent Hymes.
没错 I ndeed.
一切都会好的，宝贝 Everythlng's gonna be okay, sweetle.
嘿 Hey.
我是不是该带艾米莉回家？ So, I guess I'll take Emily home?
为什么不把她留在我这儿？ Why don't you leave her here with me?
那也行，不过我很方便的… Yeah, but I can easily...
晚安 Good night.
等一下！ Wait!
小姐，你哪儿都不能去 You're not going anywhere, little lady.
你忘拿外套了 Not without your coat.
不管是谁，说点话好吗？ Would anyone care to say something?
让我回家去 J ust take me home.
没门，我们得先处理掉一个死警察 No way. We've got a dead cop to ditch first.
我不在乎那警察 I don't care about the cop.
我也不在乎那些钱了 I don't even care about the money anymore.
我现在只想回家 就当这一切都没发生过 I just wanna go home and pretend this never happened.
是啊，今天这一晚上真不寻常，对吗？ Yeah, it hasn't exactly been a run of the mill night on the town, has it?
我只想回去照顾家人 All I wanted was to take care of my family.
好的，查理 Okay, Oharlie.
我们早一点处理掉副警探的尸体 The sooner we dispose of the Deputy's body,
你就可以早一点假装这事没发生 开始今后的幸福生活 the sooner you can get started on your pretend happily ever after.
你说呢？ How does that sound?
您拨打的是史都·加曼副警探的信箱 You've reached Deputy Stu Garman.
请在听到提示音后留言 Leave your statement after the beep.
来吧，宝贝，该回家了 Oome on, sweetheart. It's time to go home.
哦，查理 Oh, Oharlie.
你能肯定他会沉下去？ Are you sure he'll actually sink in there?
绝对会 Absolutely.
你以前也这么干过？ You done this before?
从来没有 Never.
未经提炼和加热的焦油 粘度为250000 U nrefined, unheated tar has a viscosity grade of 250, 000.
那是什么意思？他不会沉下去？ What does that mean? He won't sink?
不，他会沉 No, he'll sink.
可能要一星期左右 不过他终究会沉到底的 It might take a week or so, but he'll sink.
好吧，那最好马上开始 Well, better get started then.
别动！ Hold It!
你跟踪我们 You followed us.
与其听你们说一堆瞎编的口供 I flgured It would be a llttle more expedlent
还是这种办法更有效 than listening to a heap full of bull-pucky testimony.
看来和往常一样，我又猜对了 I guess I was rlght, just llke always.
听我说，海姆斯特工 Listen, um, Agent Hymes.
只要你放我们走 你的帐户上就会多出一百万美元 You let us go and there's a million dollars with your name on them.
你是要向联邦特工行贿吗？ Are you offering a Federal Agent bribe?
是的 Yeah.
谢谢，小姐 Thanks, little lady.
加斯，过来一下好吗？ Gus? Oome over here for a sec, would you?
告诉我，我很肥 Tell me I'm fat.
我是说笑的 I was joking.
我想听你对一个胖子说他很肥 I wanna hear you tell the fat guy how fat he is.
我是开玩笑的，行了吧？ I was kidding, alright?
要知道，你也许有点过重 You might be a little on the heavy side, you know,
但是练上几百年的长跑总能减掉的 but it's nothing a few centuries jogging can't fix.
狗娘养的！ Son of a bltch I
不好意思，是不是很痛？ Sorry. Dld that plnch?
官方对此的解释是 The official version is that Gus here attacked me
加斯拒捕而且袭击我 而我只是在自卫 during an arrest, and I was defending myself.
蠢猪 Stupid walrus.
官方对此的解释是 The official version is that Gus tripped
加斯被捕时脸朝下摔倒了 and fell on his face during the arrest.
车里有个包，里面有200万美元 There's $2 million in a bag in the car.
都是你的，你拿走好了 It's all yours. J ust take lt.
还有这种事？ 一百万变成两百万了 Oan you beat that? One million just became two million.
人家都说经济不会恢复了 And people sald thls economy would never bounce back.
啊！ Ahhh!
打烂他的狗眼！ Shoot him in the fucking eye!
闭嘴！ Shut up!
等等！ Wait!
别动 Don't move.
我知道你是谁 I know who you are.
我早就觉得你有点眼熟 I thought you looked familiar.
伙计们，你们这个同谋是 露西·布卢姆 Fellas, your accomplice here is Lucy Broom,
又名露西·麦克约瑟夫 又名乔茜·麦克布卢姆 aka Lucy McJoseph, aka Josie McBroom.
你说什么乱七八糟的？ What are you talking about?
你就是“怀俄明寡妇” You're the Wyoming Widow.
什么？ What?
先生们，怀俄明寡妇的作案手法 总是老一套 Gentlemen, the Wyomlng Wldow's M O Is always the same.
她会勾引没有戒心的家伙 She seduces an unsuspecting fellow.
跟他通奸 She fornicates with him.
然后她会让他呷一口威士忌 Then she offers up a llttle slp of whlskey.
可怜那笨蛋还没弄清是 怎么回事就一命呜呼了 The poor sucker never lives long enough to realize
因为他刚才喝下的酒里有 高浓度的铊 that he also just drank hlghly concentrated thalllum.
你是肥皂剧看多了吧，海姆斯特工 You've been watching too many soap operas, Agent Hymes.
你们不会真的相信这些胡说八道吧？ You're not actually believing this crap, are you?
他们说她总是随身带着那个宝贝酒瓶 They say that she always keeps her trusty flask on her person.
因为不知什么时候又会有 一只虫子飞进她网里 J ust In case the next bug flles Into her web.
放屁！得了！ Bull! Oome on!
他是为了活命才编出这一套的！ He's just making this crap up to save his ass!
我可以对天发誓 在局里的时候我就发现 I could've sworn I felt one Inslde of her coat pocket
她的外套口袋里有一个酒瓶 back in the station.
把口袋里的东西掏出来，乔茜 Empty your pockets, Josie.
查理！ Oharlie!
见鬼！ Holy shit!
是你在警察局里 把它塞进我口袋的，是不是？ You planted this in my coat back at the station, didn't you?
不，我没干 对天发誓我没干 No, I didn't. I swear to God I didn't.
这不是我的 Thls Isn't mlne.
他在骗人，他在骗人！ He is lying. He is lying!
喝一口 Take a drink.
噢 Oh.
喝一口，乔茜 Take a slp, Josle.
好了 There.
你们… Are you ha...
乔茜？哦，天哪 Josle? Oh, my God.
天哪，乔茜，乔茜！ Oh, God. Josle, Joslel
乔茜，快吐出来！ Josle, come on, splt It out I
你们可真好骗！ You are so pathetic!
这有什么好笑的！ That was not funny! Get off.
你们两个白痴！ 我说过他是在耍我们！ You dumb shits! I told you he was trying to mess with us!
我操！我操！ Fuck! Fuck!
我的天！ Jesus!
我想那该是山姆大叔的 I think that belongs to U ncle Sam.
等一下，我们是自己人，切斯特 Hold on. We're on the same side here, Ohester.
我也是特工 I'm an agent, too.
你什么时候从我这儿偷的？ When the hell did you take that off me?
在警察局的时候 Back at the station.
听我说，是这么回事，加斯 Listen. Here's the thing, Gus.
我有个朋友，是第一流的特工 There's a friend of mine, an agent, one of the best.
这么多年，他都在干着保护公民的差事 He's been protecting the innocent for a long time now.
可是呢 And, well,
他辛辛苦苦保护的人都是些不懂得 感恩的白痴 he's gotten fed up with working his ass off
老是被这种人叫“胖子” 他觉得受够了 for ungrateful morons who call him "fatty."
如果他干得好 会有人拍着他的背称赞他 The pat on the back If thlngs go rlght,
如果他干砸了 会有星条旗盖在他的棺材上 or the stars and stripes on his coffin if they don't
可是这一切都不能让他感到好受 just doesn't cut it anymore.
我这里有两百万 I have two million here.
相信我，没有人会来认领这笔钱 Believe me when I say no one will ever claim it.
跟你朋友说，一百万归他，一百万归我 Tell your friend there's a million for him and a million for me.
两百万给他，一颗花生米给你 你看怎样？ What about two million for him and nuts for you?
算了吧，切斯特，我们可是同伴 Oh, come on, Ohetty. We're partners here.
你侮辱了我，加斯 You insult me, Gus.
你甚至不是真正的罪犯 You're not even a real criminal.
你只是个下三滥的小骗子 You're just a small-time crook
在拒捕时胸口中了两枪 who got shot twice in the chest resisting arrest.
听我说，我有个女儿，泰伊丝 Listen, I have a daughter, Thais.
泰伊丝？ Thais?
在希腊语里是“挚爱”的意思 That's Greek for "beloved."
你打死我了！ You shot me!
这是你说的第一句真话 That's the first true thing you've said yet.
什么事耽误你这么久？ What took you so long?
妈妈？ Mommy?
没事，宝贝 It's all right, sweetheart.
接着睡吧 Go back to sleep.
求求你 Please.
你知道我不能吃这么多糖 You know I can't eat this much sugar.
你不该这么做 You shouldn't do thls.
你也不该杀加斯吧？ Like you shouldn't have killed Gus?
接着吃 Keep eatlng.
加斯是个阴险小人 Gus was a backstabber.
他告诉我他打算杀了你们 He told me he was gonna kill you,
然后拿了钱逃掉 and make off wlth the money.
所以我才杀了他 That's why I kllled hlm.
我救了你们的命 我说的是实话 I saved your life. I'm telling you the truth.
89.9%的美国政府特工 Eighty nine point nine percent of all U S Government Agents
能够骗过测谎机 can beat a lie detector.
求求你，这么做不对，查理 Please. This isn't right, Oharlie.
你知道这么做不对 You know thls Isn't rlght.
你老婆是执法人员 Your wife is an officer of the law.
闭嘴，他妈的闭嘴！ Shut up. Shut the fuck up!
哦，天哪 U h, oh, God.
我不想死 I don't wanna dle.
我不想死… I don't wanna die...
求求你 Please.
上帝啊，我们真的干了 God, we really did it, huh?
什么？ What?
我们真的成了魔鬼 We really turned into monsters.
哦，查理 Oh, Oharlie.
好了 Oh, come on.
我要说这是值得的 I'd say it was worth it.
咱们把尸体塞到车里去 Let's get the body in the car.
加上这点分量，就能沉下去了 It's heavy enough to sink now.
不，等一下 No, wait.
车上还少一个乘客 There's still one passenger missing.
你说过，想把这一切都当成没有发生 You said you wanted to pretend none of this ever happened.
喝一口这个 One sip at this,
你就能跟所有烦恼说再见了 you can kiss all your worries goodbye.
怀俄明寡妇？ The Wyoming Widow?
对 Yeah.
可我看见你喝了 But I saw you drink it.
我的两个宝贝酒瓶从不离身！ Never far from my trusty flasks!
聪明 Brilliant.
我可是怀俄明州少女选美冠军呢 After all I was M iss Teen Wyoming.
现在很明显，我不能放你走 Now, obviously I can't let you go
谁知道你会不会告发我 and risk having you report me.
再说，他妈的！ And fuck!
两百万可比一百万强多了 Two million does sound a heck of a lot nicer than one million.
你说得对，佩妮 You were right, Penny.
什么？ What's that?
佩内洛普总是说： “金钱不会让你富有” Penelope always said, "Money won't make you rich."
我就是不肯相信她 I just, I just didn't believe her.
你现在可真象个体面人了，查理 You do seem like a genuinely decent guy, Oharlie.
这么做我真的很抱歉 I'm real sorry I gotta do this.
你别无选择，对吗？ You don't have a choice, do you?
我别无选择，不过你可以选 No, I don't. But you do.
你是要我开枪打死你呢？ You want me to shoot you,
还是要喝这瓶威士忌？ or you wanna go for the whiskey?
海姆斯说你用的是什么？ What did Hymes said you used?
高浓度铊，比氢化物快得多 Ooncentrated thallium. M uch quicker than cyanide.
查理，有遗言吗？ Any last words, Oharlie?
别把钱都用在一个地方 Don't spend it all in one place.
什么？ What?
什么？ 什么？ What? What?
不！ No!
不！不！ No! No!
什么？我操！ What? Fuck off! You fuck!
# What do I do To be close to you #
# What am I dolng For your love #
查理、佩内洛普和艾米莉 Charlle, Penelope, and Emlly
现在不能接电话 请给我们留言 can't come to the phone rlght now. Please, leave us a message.
这是给查理·伍德的留言 Thls Is a message for Charlle Wood.
查理，我叫萨缪尔·科宁 Charlle, my name Is Samuel Koenlng.
我是巴斯托出版社西雅图分部的 高级副总裁 I'm Senlor VP of Barstow Publlshlng's Dlvlslon here In Seattle.
我给你打电话是想谈谈 你寄给我们的那部书稿 Llsten, I'm calllng In regard to thls book you've sent us,
《锻炼更好的头脑，击败庞大的虚无》 Build a Better Brain and Beat the Big Nothing.
呵呵，在我看来这根本不用动脑 Seems to me llke It's a no-bralner. Hal
说正经的吧，我们给你准备了一份合约 Serlously though, we have an offer for you,
你肯定会满意的 and we certalnly thlnk you'll be happy wlth lt.
请你尽快抽空给我们回电 Call us back at your earllest convenlence.
# I've been travellng #
# I n far off lands #
# You are the only Thlng that I mlss #
# And the sun #
# Stretches out ahead #
# And tlme Takes lts tlme #
# If don't come Back then #
# I'm comlng To make you mlne #
嗨 H i.
嗨，你要去哪儿？ H i. Where are you headed?
离这里越远越好 As far away from here as possible.
我想我们能办到 I think that one we can do for you.
今天肯定是我的幸运日 This must be my lucky day.
我要去检查一些东西，很快就好 U h, let me just double check something real quick.
都搞定了 All set.
好的 Alrighty.
（俄勒冈牌照）
# Born to be down #
# I've learned All my lessons Before now #
# Born to be down #
# I thlnk you'll get Used to It #
# And you just Don't get It #
# You keep It copacetlc And you learn To accept It #
# You know It's so pathetlc #
# And you just Don't get It #
# You keep It copacetlc And you learn To accept It #
# You know It's so pathetlc #
开拍 And actlon.
再来 Agaln.
再来 U h, agaln.
嗨 H i.
啊！ Aaah!
不！ No!
我来看 I've got him.
哇，哇，哇 Whoa, whoa, whoal
不要动 Don't move. Whoa, whoa, whoa.