你让我心碎，你让我心碎。 J you're breakin' my heart you're tearin' apart.
去你妈的，我只想好好享受现在我是忧郁的 J so fuck you j j all I wanna do is have a good time now I'm blue j
J，你想boogaloo跑到流浪汉那里，跳一两支舞哦J，你伤了我的心，你把我撕碎了。 j you wanna boogaloo run down to tramps j have a dance or two ooh j j you're breakin' my heart you're tearin' apart.
J，但是去你的J，你伤了我的心你把它撕碎了哦J J but fuck you j j you're breakin' my heart you're tearin' it apart ooh j
J，你踩了我的屁股，你也把我的眼镜打碎了J j you stepped on my ass you're breakin' my glasses too j
j你想开我的车买很多东西，j我受够你了哦j j我要疯了没有人可以责怪j j所以去你的，j j you wanna drive my car buy a lot of stuff, j I've had enough of you ooh j j I'm goin' insane there's no one to blame j j so fuck you j
"她的乳头竖起来"似乎要伸向他。 "Her nipples now so erect they "seemed to reach out for him.
“然后一个快速的动作，”他把她完全带进了他的mouth.â "Then in one quick movement, "the took her full inside his mouth.â
听听这个。 Listen to this.
嘿，伙计们，等等我! Hey, guys, wait for me!
嗨,莎伦。 Hi, Sharon.
嗨,简。 Hi, jan.
J，我和我的宝贝周六晚上出去玩J J，我把头发堆得高高的，我的宝贝看起来很好J J我们10点来接你，两点前送你回家 J well my baby and me went out late Saturday night j j I had my hair piled high and my baby just looked so right j j well pick you up at 10 gotta have you home by two j
j你妈妈不知道我从你身上学到了什么，j，不过没关系，因为我们看起来很酷[j快点，快点。 j your mama don't know what I catched off of you j j but that's all right j 'cause we're looking as cool as can be [j come on, hurry up.
我们会想念他们的! We're gonna miss them!
他们已经穿好衣服了。 They're gonna be dressed already.
来吧! Come on!
——"她从来没有这么想要一个男人。 - "never had she wanted a man this much.
她的渴望从内心深处膨胀起来。 "Her longing swelled from deep inside her."
好吧，我们找到了一个小地方，看起来还不错，来吧，布巴，我不能永远抱着你! J well we found a little place j j that really didn't look half bad 7 come on, bubba, I can't hold you forever!
我要了一杯加冰的威士忌，还有一块钱的点唱机，好吧，我把冰冷的石头放进了那个罐子里，但是他们播放的都是迪斯科 J I had a whisky on the rocks j and change of a dollar for the jukebox j j well I put the cold rock into that can j j but all they played was disco man j
走吧，布巴，我们拖不了你多久了! come on, bubba, we can't hold you much longer!
J来吧，宝贝，宝贝，我们马上离开这里，J J，我们要摇滚这个城市，摇滚到里外J，好吧! J come on baby baby let's get out of here right away j j we're gonna rock this town rock it inside out j okay!
噢! Ow!
布巴! Bubba!
J，我们要震撼这个小镇让他们尖叫和大叫J J，让我们摇滚摇滚摇滚男人摇滚J J，我们要摇滚到爆J我们要摇滚到你放弃J J we're gonna rock this town make 'em scream and shout j j let's rock rock rock man rock j j we're gonna rock till we pop j we're gonna rock till you drop j
J，我们要把这个小镇搅得天翻地覆 j we're gonna rock this town rock it inside out j
嘿! Hey!
哦,布巴。 Oh, bubba.
见鬼! Dang!
我明白了! I got it!
我有一个! I got one!
噢! Ooh!
J好吧，我们有一个球J J只是a-boppin"在大舞池J J有一个真正的方猫，他看起来是1974年的J J;他看了我一眼他看了我两次不! J well we're havin' a ball j j just a-boppin" on the big dance floor j j well there's a real square cat he looks a 1974 j j; Well he looked at me once he looked at me twice j - no!
那里! That way!
快走，笨蛋。那里! Move it, chump. That way!
快走，快走! Move it, move it!
来吧，从那边过去。 Come on, get over that way.
快点，到那边去。 Move it, get over there.
她觉得自己仿佛“被一道闪电击中了灵魂”。 "She felt as if she'd been pierced to "the very soul by a bolt of lightning."
贝琪，听听这个。 Betsy, listen to this.
"然后，就在那时，他站在她的上方"将他的丰满投入到她的等待中" "And then, just then, he raised himself up above her "and plunged his fullness into her waiting..."
你能相信吗? Can you believe this?
你好，克丽丝，亲爱的! Hello, chrissie, darling!
贝琪。 Betsy.
嗨,约旦。 Hi, Jordan.
有什么问题吗? Is anything wrong?
错了吗? Wrong?
一点也不。 Not at all.
来吧! Come on!
在我室友熨完我的衬衫之前，我不能为这个大活动换衣服! I just can't get dressed for the big event till my roommate finishes ironing my blouse!
你想借我的东西吗? Well, do you want to borrow something of mine?
你不是认真的吧。 You can't be serious.
我是说，你太贴心了，克丽丝，但我不可能。 I mean, that's very sweet of you, chrissie, but I couldn't possibly.
告诉我，你有那种花哨的指甲油吗? Tell me, do you have any of that gaudy nail Polish?
我想做脚趾。 I wanna do my toes.
J，我们要让这个小镇摇滚起来J, J，我们要让这个小镇摇滚起来，让他们尖叫和大叫J，我只是觉得我的脚趾没有穿好。 J we're gonna rock this town rock it inside out j j we're gonna rock this town make 'em scream and shout j I just don't feel dressed till my toes are done.
这个颜色叫什么? What's this color called?
裸粉色。 Naked pink.
J，我们要把这个小镇搅得天翻地覆 J we're gonna rock this town rock it inside out j
J，我们要把这个小镇搅得天翻地转J，看看她的照片! j we're gonna rock this town rock it inside out j look at her picture!
嘿，伙计，你还好吗? Hey, bubba, you all right?
谢谢你的指甲油，克丽丝。 Thanks for the nail Polish, chrissie.
你要去哪里? Where you going?
马厩。 The stables.
她对我们说了那么多废话，我们也该对她说点。 She's given us so much horseshit, it's only fair we give some back.
克里斯汀·拉姆齐让我恶心。 Christine ramsay makes me sick.
如果我还要再花一晚上看着她和吉姆在对方身上流着绿口水，我想我要尖叫了。 If I have to spend one more night watching her and Jim green slobber all over each other, I think I'm gonna scream.
听起来你可能有点嫉妒。 It sounds like maybe you're a little jealous.
嫉妒? Jealous?
我一分钟就能抓到吉姆! I could have Jim in a minute!
好大的马啊。 That's some big horse.
哦,上帝! Oh, god!
原谅我。 Excuse me.
太恶心了，贝琪，太臭了! Oh, gross, Betsy, that stinks!
当然会! Sure does!
你得让我把它点燃。 You've got to let me light it.
火! Fire!
当我抱着你的时候，我听到你说不，J J，但你的眼睛说走，J J，我很高兴找到你，我听到你说不，J J，当我抱着你的时候，这太尴尬了! J I heard you say no j j when I put my arms around you j j but your eyes said go j j and I'm so glad I found you j I heard you say no j j when I put my arms around you j this is embarrassing!
试试这个。 Just try this.
这里。 Here.
会很棒的。 It's gonna be great.
嗨。 Hi.
-来吧。 - come on.
你想跳舞吗? Do you wanna dance?
不。 No.
你想跳舞吗? Do you wanna dance?
J，你的手在颤抖，你的嘴很甜，J J，你的眼睛说，是，J J，我是你的人，J J，我听到你说不，J J，当我抱着你的时候，J J，但你的眼睛说，走，J J your hand was shaking j your mouth was sweet j j your eyes said yes j j I was yours for the taking j j I heard you say no j j when I put my arms around you j j but your eyes said go j
我很高兴我找到了你，你说 j and I'm so glad I found you j you say j
晚上好。 Good evening.
真的! Really!
对那些不知道我是谁的人说一句，我是樱桃谷的校长，普律登斯·达奇博克。 Uh, for those of you who do not know who I am, I am the headmistress here at cherryvale, prudence dutchbok.
善良的老傻逼小姐! Good old miss douchebag!
我想借此机会欢迎一些非常特别的嘉宾。 I would like to take this opportunity to welcome some very special guests.
樱桃谷建筑委员会的杰出女士们。 The outstanding ladies of the cherryvale building committee.
热烈的掌声。 A round of applause.
很大程度上由于他们的慷慨，我们很快就会有我们的新翼。 Largely due to their generosity, we will soon have our new wing.
我还要欢迎我们的邻居，来自免费男子学院的年轻人。 I would also like to welcome our neighbors, the young men from the freemount academy for men.
现在，你们所有的男孩和女孩都有一个盛大和光荣的时间。 And now, all you boys and girls have a grand and glorious time.
当你微笑着伸出你的手 J when you smiled and hold out your hand
-会是这样吗? - would it be like that?
就像那本书里写的那样? Like in that book, I mean?
哦，不，当然不是。 Oh, no, of course not.
它不会? It wouldn't?
不，我是说，会的。 No, I mean, it would be.
就跟书里写的一模一样。 It would be just exactly like the book.
那好吧。 Well, okay, then.
也许我们应该试试。 Maybe we should try it.
真的吗? Really?
你真的想这么做吗? Do you really want to do it?
好吧! All right!
嘘! Shh!
但我得试着听着，克里斯，这事不是你随随便便就能解决的，你知道吗? J but I've just gotta try j look, Chris, this isn't something you just jump into, you know?
我是说，我不希望你做任何你还没有完全准备好的事情。 I mean, I wouldn't want you to do anything you're not totally ready for or anything.
什么意思? What do you mean?
只是这是很大的一步，而且…我爱你，吉姆。 Well, it's just that it's such a big step and everything and... I love you, Jim.
我也爱你，克里斯。 J just one touch j I love you, too, Chris.
J和我迷失在你的爱里你是完美的，你知道吗? J and I'm lost inside your love you're perfect, you know that?
只要碰一下，是的，我想是的。 J just one touch j yeah, I guess I am.
J的意思不是言语所能表达的，只是一个触摸，我知道我将停留在J J means more than words can say j j just one touch and I know I'm gonna stay j
J代表总是J j for always j
我告诉你，他越靠近，你的感情就越大! j when you whisper your feelings inside j I'm telling you, the closer he gets, the bigger it gets!
我永远需要你在我身边，我只是忍不住想为什么 J I'll always need you near me j j and I just can't help wondering why
j;人们不得不生活在谎言中，j j，当你是我生命中唯一重要的东西j j，只是一次触摸，我迷失在你的爱里j j，只是一次触摸，意味着言语无法表达j j; People have to live a lie j j when you're the only thing that matters in my life j j just one touch and I'm lost inside your love j j just one touch means more than words can say j
只要轻轻一碰，我就知道我会一直待下去。 j just one touch and I know I'm gonna stay j
J代表总是J j for always j
——彼得。-我靠。 - Peter. - Holy shit.
-这位是伯蒂·法茅斯小姐。 - this is miss birdie fallmouth.
你好,彼得。 Hello, Peter.
下一个是基督教。 - and next is Christian.
fallmouth小姐。 Miss fallmouth.
你们这些年轻的先生们都不站起来吗? Aren't any of you young gentlemen going to stand up?
你的名字吗? Your name?
哦，我是罗伊，女士。 Oh, I'm Roy, ma'am.
罗伊,你好。 Hi, Roy.
这是bubba beauregard。 And this is bubba beauregard.
很高兴见到你，女士。 Pleasure to meet you, ma'am.
她真是个废物。 She's such a nothing.
我完全不明白他看上她什么了。 I absolutely don't understand what he sees in her.
我希望你能找个像吉姆一样好的男人。 I'd like to see you get a guy as good as Jim.
为什么不是吉姆? Why not Jim?
你不能! You couldn't!
他爱上了克里斯。 He's in love with Chris.
克里斯不是对手。 Chris is no competition.
明天的马术课上，我将开始我的竞选活动。 Tomorrow in riding class I begin my campaign.
惠兰教练，我能和你谈谈吗? Coach whelan, may I see you a moment?
我给女士们看新楼的图纸时你能帮我照看一下姑娘们吗? I wonder if you would keep an eye on our girls while I show the ladies the drawings of the new wing?
当然可以，dutchbok小姐。 Certainly, miss dutchbok.
好，好，好。 Good, good, good.
女士们。 Ladies.
我想这些画会让你目瞪口呆。 I think these drawings will take your breath away.
年轻人! Young man!
非法使用双手。 Illegal use of the hands.
女士们，这边去我办公室。 Right this way to my office, ladies.
嘘，嘘! Shh, shh, shh!
嘿，这是混蛋的办公室。 Hey, douchebag's office.
还有新翼。 And the new wing.
混球的大厅。 Douchebag hall.
我得警告你，我喜欢很多什么来着? I have to warn you, I like a lot of whatchamacallit?
前戏。 Foreplay.
这就够了吗? Is that enough?
我想是的。 I guess so.
现在，女士们，如果你们愿意。 And now, ladies, if you will.
欢迎来到我的办公室。 Welcome to my office.
来,请。 Come, please.
新翼的精美效果图，在你的慷慨和… The marvelous renderings of the new wing, which in your generosity and...
早上好，姑娘们，请注意。 Good morning, girls, and attention.
我是dutchbok小姐。 This is miss dutchbok speaking.
你可以看到她走在城市的街道j美国女孩j;她的眼睛里充满了激情。她的脸颊上有红晕，美国女孩喜欢看她的动作 I you can see her walking down on the city street j the American girl j j; She's got the passion in her eyes j j; She's got the blush on her cheeks j j the American girl j ji love to watch her move j
j;她的身体摇摆j j;她低声说，然后她笑了，j j;你听到她说什么了吗，我想知道她是不是在说我，做她爸爸看不到的事 j; Her body sways j j; She whispers then she laughs j j; Did you hear what she said j I want to know if she's talking 'bout me j j doing things her daddy can't see j
j美国女孩在黑暗中j她在寻找爱oh oh j j美国女孩她心碎j但这还不够j j;她对我来说是个谜，j j the American girl out in the dark j she's looking for love oh oh j j the American girl she breaks hearts j but that's not enough j j; She's such a mystery to me j
爱情充满了阴谋，充满了鲍嘉的神秘感J J美国女孩J J;她的承诺在夜晚j浪漫在后座j j美国女孩j J love is full of intrigue and full of bogart mystique j j the American girl j j; She's got the promise in the night j the romance in the back seat j j the American girl j
我喜欢看她移动她的身体摇摆j j;她低声说，然后她笑了，j j;你听到她说什么了吗，我想知道她是不是在说我，做一些爸爸看不到的事 j I love to watch her move her body sways j j; She whispers then she laughs j j; Did you hear what she said j I want to know if she's talking 'bout me j j doing things that daddy can't see j
j美国女孩在黑暗中j她在寻找爱oh oh j j美国女孩她心碎j但这还不够j j;她对我来说是个谜，j j the American girl out in the dark j she's looking for love oh oh j j the American girl she breaks hearts j but that's not enough j j; She's such a mystery to me j
同学们，下午好。 good afternoon, class.
我知道你们一直很期待今天的性爱技巧课程。 I know how much you've been looking forward to today's lessons of the mechanics of sexual intercourse.
太多的人对非常自然的性交行为感到尴尬或羞愧。 Too many people are embarrassed or ashamed about the very natural act of sexual intercourse.
请进。 Come right in.
继续上课吧，科普雷塔小姐。 Uh, go right ahead with your class, miss copuletta.
我们就在这里站一会儿。 We'll just stand here for a tiny moment.
是的，当然，dutchbok小姐。 Yes, of course, miss dutchbok.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
在性交过程中，男性经历了某些生理变化，使他的器官勃起。 Now then, during sexual intercourse, the male undergoes certain biological changes which cause his organ to become erect.
现在，在很短的一段时间后，男性器官释放出它的可育货物…非常感谢，科普雷塔小姐。 Now, after a short length of time, the male organ releases its fertile cargo... Thank you very much, miss copuletta.
这很刺激。 That was very stimulating.
来吧，女士们，我们去吃午饭吧。 Come, ladies, let's go to lunch.
我们在自助餐厅吃了一顿美味的午餐! We have a lovely lunch in the cafeteria!
我们要吃鸡肉了! We're having chicken!
copuletta小姐吗? Miss copuletta?
你觉得阴茎的长度和宽度，哪个最重要? Uh, which do you think is the most important in a penis, length or width?
我想我们今天没有时间讲这个了。 Well, I don't think that we have the time to get into that today.
我的意思是，我们今天没有时间讨论这个。 I mean, we don't have the time today to talk about that.
现在，我们要看一个短片，叫做蝌蚪和他的社区。 Now, we are going to see a short film called the tadpole and his community.
丽塔，请照看一下百叶窗。 Rita, take care of the blinds, please.
你好，阿穆尔酒店吗? Hello, hotel d'amour?
呃，我想在周末去。 Uh, I'd like to make a weekend, please.
我的意思是，我想从周五开始在你们酒店预订一个周末的房间。 I mean, I'd like to reserve a reservation for a weekend in your hotel a week from Friday.
我是克里斯汀·拉姆斯·琼斯太太。 It's Mrs. Christine rams uh, Jones.
不，不是拉姆-琼斯，就是琼斯。 No, not rams-Jones, just Jones.
如果他们要看你的驾照什么的怎么办? What if they want to see your driver's license or something?
听着，我好像记错名字了。 Uh, listen, it seems that I was wrong about the name.
不是琼斯，是…我该用我的名字还是他的? It's not Jones, it's... Should I use my name or his?
Youfrss。 Youfrss.
拉姆齐。克里斯汀太太……他的，用他的! Ramsay. Mrs. Christine... His, use his!
绿色! Green!
ramsay是我婚后的名字，绿色是我的职业名字。 Uh, ramsay is my married name and green is my professional name.
琼斯是我母亲的娘家姓。 Jones was my mother's maiden name.
但是，我是一个平面设计师，我真的结婚了，所以这就是我的故事。 But, I'm a graphic designer and I really am married, so that's pretty much my story.
再见。 Goodbye.
1怎么样? How was 1?
——棒极了。 - terrific.
你看，在外面。 Out there, you see.
J，你看到我站在阴影里J，但你表现得好像无所谓J，我看到你走在街上J，你让我的心跳了一拍 J you see me standing in the shadows j j but you act like it just doesn't matter j I see you walking down the street j j you make my heart skip a beat'
只是一个眼神，只是一个触摸，我从来没有想要这么多，我怎么让你知道，哇，哇，哇! j with just a look just a touch j I never wanted anything so much j how do I let you know j whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
我会做任何你让我做的事，我怎么让你知道，我想给你我永远的爱，我在酒店预订了。 J I would do anything you asked me to j how do I let you know j j I want to give you my loving forever j I made the reservation at the hotel d'amour.
下下个周末。 The weekend after next.
那是我父母度蜜月的地方。 It's where my parents stayed on their honeymoon.
天啊，这太棒了。 God, this is gonna be wonderful.
如此完美。 So perfect.
你不这么认为吗? Don't you think?
你不? Don't you?
-当然了。 - of course I do.
你为什么这么说? Why do you say that?
我只是觉得你刚开始?怀疑吗? It just seemed like you were beginning to me? Doubts?
什么，你在开玩笑吗? What, are you kidding me?
嗯，那很好。 Well, that's good.
至少我们中有一个人不会紧张。 At least one of us won't be nervous.
——nervousa吗? - nervousâ?
有什么好紧张的? What's there to be nervous about?
J你让我做什么我都愿意J J我怎么让你知道J J我只想把我的爱给你J J我怎么让你知道J J所有的男孩都说他们需要我J -哦。 J I'll do anything you ask me to j j how do I let you know j j I just want to give my love to you j j how do I let you know j j all the boys say they need me j - oh.
哦,不! Oh, no!
哦! Oh!
约旦,亲爱的。 Jordan, dear.
我所需要的就是你 J all I need is you/
我需要你! j I need you!
我怎么让你知道J J我会给你我的爱如果你问我J J我怎么让你知道J J惊喜! J how do I let you know j j I'll give you my love if you ask me to j j how do I let you know j surprise!
Yeehaw ! Yeehaw!
伍尔耶，去找她，伙计! Wool yeah, go get her, bubba!
J，我怎么让你知道J J，深夜里我会对你好J，我怎么让你知道J J，世界上没有什么是我不会做的J，我怎么让你知道J J how do I let you know j j that late at night I'll be good to you j how do I let you know j j there's nothing in the world I wouldn't do j how do I let you know j
这是我见过的最好的无鞍骑术。 that's the finest example of bareback riding I've ever seen.
我愿意为你做任何事J J我要怎么让你知道J J你看不出来吗我只想和你做爱J J我要怎么让你知道J -我去拿。-我去拿。 J I'd do anything you want me to j j how do I let you know j j can't you see I just want to make love to you j j how do I let you know j - I'll get them. - I'll get them.
不，真的，我进去买。 No, really, I'll go in and buy them.
但到目前为止，你什么都做了。 Ah, but up till now you've done everything.
现在轮到我了，好吗? Now it's my turn, all right?
好的。 Okay.
我想我会说，“我只是想买一些避孕套?”一个 I suppose I'd say, "I'd just like to buy some condoms?â
好吧，再复杂一点。 Well, be a little bit more sophisticated.
复杂的? Sophisticated?
哇! Woo!
是的，太棒了。 Yep, it is fabulous.
它叫真理之泉，你知道我要做什么吗? It's called fountain of truth and you know what I'm gonna do?
我只画你半边脸这样你就能看到惊人的差别了。 I'm just gonna do one half of your face so you can see the incredible difference.
它能让你脸上的岁月放松下来。 It just relaxes those years right off your face.
现在，让它风干几分钟我马上就来，好吗? Now, let that dry for a few minutes and I'll be right with you, okay?
你好，小伙子! Hello there, young fella!
今天我能为您做些什么? What can I do you for today?
我想买一些预防用品。 I'd like to buy some prophylactic devices.
-这才是我想听的。 - now that is what I like to hear.
你知道他们怎么说的，“一盎司prevention.â” You know what they say, "an ounce of prevention.â
你知道，现在大多数年轻人对自己的身材都太粗心了。 You know, most young people today are too careless about their bodies.
那你想用什么预防措施呢? Well, what type of prophylaxis did you have in mind?
什么类型? What type?
嗯，是的，我们有带橡胶头的，可以进入难以触及的区域，我们有刺激器，还有我个人最喜欢的， Well, yeah, we have the ones with a little rubber tip for getting in the hard-to-reach areas and we have the stimulators and we have my personal favorite,
它具有神奇的预防作用。 which possesses marvelous prophylactic qualities.
你所要做的就是把牙签的尖端插进牙签的末端，她就可以为你工作了。 All you do is insert the tip of a toothpick into the end and she's ready to work for you.
是的。 Yep.
当然，我们也有各种不同硬度的牙线、牙签和鬃毛刷。 And, of course, we also carry the full line of flosses and picks and the bristle brushes in the various degrees of stiffness.
你的牙医有特别推荐什么吗? Did your dentist recommend anything in particular?
我的牙医吗? My dentist?
是的，你的牙医。 Yep, your dentist.
你拿到了吗? Did you get them?
这是什么鬼东西? What the hell is this stuff?
他，呃，他误解了我的意思，太麻烦了…-我来。 He, uh, he misunderstood me and it was too much trouble to... - I'll do it.
绝对的。 Absolutely magnificent.
你真的能感觉到它在起作用，对吧? And you can really feel it working, can't you?
嗯。 - mm--hmm.
你知道吗? You know what?
让这里的这一小部分再干一点，我马上就来。 Let's let this little bit in here dry a little bit more and I'll be with you in two seconds.
你好，小姐。 Well, hello, young lady.
今天我能帮您什么忙吗? What can I help you with today?
我想买一些避孕套。 I'd like to buy some condoms.
是的。 Yeah.
让我想想。 Well, let's see.
我们这周特价。 We have these on sale this week.
这是三打5.99美元。 This is three dozen for 5.99.
-我买了。 - I'll take them.
然而，我不知道我是否应该相信他们。 However, I don't know if I'd trust them.
它们已经在货架上放了好长一段时间了。 They've been on the shelf for quite some time.
现在，我们有了这个新产物。 Now, we have this new product here.
这些是彩色的，有棱纹的。 These are multicolored and ribbed.
哦，那太好了。 Oh, that would be just fine.
不，我不这么认为。 No, I don't think so.
我觉得你不想要这么俗气的东西，对吧? I don't think you want anything that tawdry, do you?
不,不。 No, no.
还是你呢? Or do you?
不。——没有。 No. - no.
不，你想要的是可靠的东西，对吧? No, what you want is something really reliable, huh?
是的。 Yeah.
是的。 Yep.
好吧，我已经卖了好几英里了，从来没有抱怨过。 Well, I have sold literally miles and miles of these and I've never had any complaints.
他喜欢提前润滑吗? Now, does he like them pre-lubricated?
你的丈夫。 Your husband.
这是给你丈夫的，对吧? These are for your husband, aren't they?
是的，为了我丈夫! Yes, for my husband!
这绝对是给我丈夫的，而且我们都已经结婚了! They're definitely for my husband and we're both definitely married!
嗯。 - mm--hmm.
那他喜欢提前润滑吗? And does he like them pre-lubricated, then?
是的,嗯…我买了! Yeah, uh... I'll take them!
把这东西从我脸上拿开! Get this stuff off my face!
dutchbok小姐! Miss dutchbok!
下午好，dutchbok小姐。 Good afternoon, miss dutchbok.
下午好，克里斯汀。 Good afternoon, Christine.
你可能想知道我在这里做什么…我真的不在乎! Uh, you probably wonder what I'm doing here... I don't really care!
给我爸爸买这些东西。 Buying these various things for my father.
其实不是给我爸爸的，是给…——好! Actually they're not for my father, they're uh, for um... - fine!
但你回学校不是有作业要做吗，克里斯汀? But don't you have homework to do back at school, Christine?
是的，我喜欢! Yes, I do!
我确实有很多作业要做，我要在这里买这些维生素，然后走我的路。 I do have lots of homework and I'll just be paying for these vitamins here and going on my way.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
你知道吗，绿色真的很适合你。 You know, green really is your color.
嘿，你赢了吗? Hey, did you win one yet?
你终于要跟克里斯上床了。 So you're finally gonna get into Chris' pants.
我简直不敢相信! I can't believe it!
混蛋，别这么说克里斯。 Hey, scumbag, don't talk about Chris like that.
我们的詹姆斯可不喜欢你的词汇，对吧，詹姆斯? Oh, our James doesn't approve of your vocabulary, do you, James?
不，他说得对，罗伊。 No, he's right, Roy.
对不起，吉姆。 I'm sorry, Jim.
也许我该说，给她注射热牛肉? Perhaps I should've said, giving her a hot beef injection?
你们都是禽兽! You guys are animals!
滚出去! Get out of here!
嘿，大男孩。 Hey, big boy.
你觉得你够男人，能跟我上床吗? Think you're man enough to score with me?
该死的正确! Damn right!
嘿,伙计们! Hey, guys!
我今晚得早点上床睡觉! I have to be in bed early tonight!
别担心，亲爱的，你会好的。 Don't worry, honey, you will be.
哦，别碰我那儿! Oh, don't touch me there!
这不公平! It's not fair!
嘿，吉姆，我比你做得好! Hey, Jim, I'm doing better than you!
哦，哦，维斯，是的! Ohl, oh, ves, yes!
-他做到了! - t did it!
我得了! I scored!
我钻进了她的裤子! I got into her pants!
是啊，这是你最接近她的机会了。 Yeah, and that's about as close as you're ever gonna get to nookie.
大人物先生，我以为你会打电话给克丽丝。 Hey, Mr. big, I thought you were gonna call chrissie.
你不会想让她取消处女化吧? You wouldn't want her to cancel her de-virginization, would you?
我肯定不会在你们这些书呆子面前给她打电话。 Well, I'm sure not gonna call her in front of you nerds.
哦，为什么不呢? Oh, why not?
小鸡肋是不是害怕在小鸡肋和小鸡肋面前说话? Is jimsie-wimsy afraid to talk his baby talk in front of roysy-woysy and bubba-wubba?
我什么都不怕。 I'm not afraid to do anything.
他是害怕。 He's afraid.
嗯。 - mm--hmm.
别闹了! Get off it!
如果你不害怕，那就打电话。 Well, if you're not afraid, then call.
去做吧。 Go ahead.
嘿，给你一角钱。 Hey, here's a dime.
电话在那儿。 There's the phone.
电话! Call!
五块钱赌你是个胆小鬼。 Five bucks says you're chicken.
你有五块钱吗? Do you have five bucks?
-继续。 - go on.
走吧，胆小鬼。 Well, go on, chicken.
你们敢出声，我就挂电话把你们俩揍个半死。 You guys make one sound, I'm gonna hang up and beat the shit out of both of you.
喂? Hello?
呃,克里斯? Uh, Chris?
嗨。 Hi.
——你好!嗨，吉姆，你在做什么? - Hi! - Hil hi, Jim, what are you doing?
你知道的，出去玩。 You know, hanging out.
闲逛。 Hanging out.
你在做什么? What are you doing?
哦，我只是闲坐着。 Oh, I'm just sitting around.
我一直在想你。 I've been thinking about you.
我也一直在想你。 I've been thinking about you, too.
你有吗? You have?
你在想什么? What have you been thinking?
哦，这太棒了。 Oh, this is great.
我得把这些拿下来，这样我就可以自己用了。 I gotta take some of this down so I can use it for myself.
关于我们的周末，我想了很多。 I've been thinking a lot about our weekend.
——哦!-哦，我们的周末! - Oh! - Oh, our weekend!
你有吗? You have?
你是怎么想的? What have you been thinking about it?
嗯，很多东西，你知道的。 Well, lots of stuff, you know.
比如那会有多有趣。 Like how much fun it's gonna be.
还有什么? What else?
那该有多好啊。 How great it'll be.
嗯哼，还有什么? Mm-hmm, and what else?
嗯，很多类似的东西。 Well, lots of stuff like that.
你还爱我吗? Do you still love me?
确定。 Sure.
那就让我听你说。 Well, then, let me hear you say it.
不，不是现在。 No, not right now.
为什么不呢? Why not?
因为。 Because.
来吧，让我听你说。 Come on, let me hear you say it.
不。 No.
为什么不呢? Why not?
因为! Because!
因为你害怕让别人听见。 Because you're afraid to let anybody hear you.
不，不是这样的。 No, that's not true.
那就说出来。 Then say it.
好吧。 All right.
我爱你。 I love you.
我也爱你，金宝。 And I love you, too, jimbo.
发生了什么事? What happened?
-乔丹续约了! - Jordan was on the extension!
那些混蛋! Those scumbags!
我爱你。 I love you.
嘿，大男孩。 Hey, big boy.
你觉得你够男人，能跟我上床吗? Think you're man enough to score with me?
-如果布巴是我就会。 -I am if bubba is.
哦,对不起! Oops, sorry!
今晚我得洗头。 Tonight I have to wash my hair.
什么? What?
哦,吉姆! Oh, Jim!
你觉得我这样做对吗? Do you think I'm doing the right thing?
我是说和吉姆在一起。 With Jim, I mean.
我想我有点害怕。 I guess I'm kinda scared.
贝茨，你真的做过吗? Bets, have you ever really done it?
一路? All the way?
嗯，是也不是。 Well, yes and no.
你说"是也不是"是什么意思 What do you mean, "yes and no?"
你不知道吗? Don't you know?
布巴说我们做过一次，这对我们俩都很好。 Bubba says we did it once and that it was very good for both of us.
但是我已经昏过去了。 But I was passed out.
我什么都不记得了。 I don't remember a thing.
对我来说不会是那样的。 Well, it's not gonna be like that for me.
布巴还说了什么? What else does bubba say?
他说我有三次高潮，我求他发发慈悲，我说我从没见过这么有天赋的男人。 He says that I had three orgasms, that I begged him for mercy and that I said I've never seen a man so well endowed.
是吗? Well, is he?
他是什么? Is he what?
他天赋异禀吗? Is he well endowed?
我真的不知道。 I don't really know.
我是说，不是直接的。 I mean, not firsthand.
这是布巴告诉我的。 Just from what bubba tells me.
乔丹认为长度是最重要的。 Jordan thinks that length is most important.
你怎么看? What do you think?
-不认为宽度。 - t think width.
为什么宽度? Why width?
因为乔丹考虑的是长度。 Because Jordan thinks length.
好了，姑娘们，我们走吧。 All right, girls, let's get a move on.
我们训练要迟到了。 We're gonna be late for practice.
谁撞? Who slammed?
嘿，乔丹，最近怎么样? Hey, Jordan, how's it going?
谁撞? Who slammed?
别再摔了! Cut it out with the slamming!
小屋! Hut!
吉姆，只是个漂浮者。 Only a floater, Jim.
我们深入，做个动作。 We go deep, make a play.
好吧，好吧! Okay, all right!
好吧，让我们看看! Okay, let's see it!
好吧! All right!
首先我们要给他们69号啦啦队。 First we're gonna give them cheer number 69.
“摇摇晃晃的喧扰的。”一个 "Rickety rackety."â
好吗，姑娘们? all right, girls?
好吧! All right!
有什么好笑的? What's so funny?
盯着马车和丽塔。 Keep your eye on the coach and Rita.
为什么? Why?
哦，我想我们可能会经常见到他们。 Oh, I think we might be seeing a little more of them.
好吧! Okay!
摇摇欲坠的破棚户区谁来压制这些木马? Rickety rackety shanty town who's gonna keep those trojans down?
没有人，没有人，没有人! Nobody, nobody, nobody!
噢,瞧! Oh, look!
哦,说的没错 Oh, bet!
-就是这个了。 - this is it.
我忍无可忍了。 This is the last straw.
我不知道你们谁该为这次令人震惊的惨败负责! I don't know which of you is responsible for this shocking debacle!
我不在乎! And I don't care!
你们下周都要待在学校里! You're all confined to campus for the next week!
但我们……安静! But we... Silence!
如果你不应该受到惩罚，我相信你们每个人都会想到自己过去做了什么事，应该受到惩罚。 If you don't deserve punishment, I'm sure each of you will think of something you have done to deserve it in the past.
驳回了! Dismissed!
但是dutchbok小姐，我什么都没做…好了，好了，好了，好了，乔丹，亲爱的，我这么做是为了你好。 But miss dutchbok, I didn't do anything... Now, now, how, how, now, now, now, Jordan, dear, I'm doing this for your own good.
将来你会感谢我的。 You'll thank me for it in future years.
走吧，亲爱的。 Run along, dear.
——啊! - ah!
韦兰教练，振作起来。 Oh, coach whelan, pull yourself together.
哦,天哪! Oh, dear!
来，喝了这个，对你有好处。 Here, drink this, it'll do you good.
哦,不。 Oh, no.
我不可能。 I couldn't possibly.
我不喝酒。 I don't drink.
酒精对身体有害。 Alcohol is poison to the body.
哦，别傻了。 Oh, don't be silly.
适量饮酒是完全无害的。 Consumed in moderation, alcohol is perfectly harmless.
看。 Watch.
给你，亲爱的。 There you are, dear.
嗯哼。 Mm-hmm.
看到了吗? See?
我很快就回来，伯莎，但你在这里想待多久就待多久。 I'll be back soon, Bertha, but you stay here as long as you like.
很快我就会把今早的事全忘了。 Very soon I will forget all about this morning.
谢谢你，dutchbok小姐。 Thank you, miss dutchbok.
到明天我们就会忘记这一切。 By tomorrow we'll have forgotten all of this.
你从哪弄来这些东西的? Hey, where'd you get all this stuff, anyway?
我哥哥jd毕业时留给我的。 My brother jd left it to me when he graduated.
你的兄弟吗? Your brother?
起来! Get up!
如果我们被抓了，我们会被开除的。 If we get caught, we're gonna get expelled.
我不想被开除。 I don't want to get expelled.
听着，人的一生只有一次你得抓住所有能勾搭到的女人。 Look, you only go around once in life and you gotta grab for all the nookie you can get.
嘿,家伙。 Hey, guys.
很高兴认识你J我还是不会告诉你我的名字J笑! J that's right pleased to meet you j I still won't tell you my name j smile!
J你不相信神秘吗J J你不想玩我的游戏吗J太尴尬了! J don't you believe in mystery j j don't you want to play my game j it's embarrassing!
这女孩很绝望。 The girl's desperate.
她把浴室里塞满了这些又臭又大的! She's got the bathroom packed with all these smelly and large, ugh!
她做了足够多的俯卧撑让你…听着，我得找个新室友了。 And she does enough pushups to make you... Look, I've got to get a new roommate.
我想贝琪的房间在那边，亲爱的。 I think Betsy's room is over here, darling.
J难道你不想和我一起吗J J你觉得我是个下流的女孩J J今晚我活在幻想中J J我自己的小下流世界J今晚你不想和我一起吗J J don't you want to come with me j j do you think I'm a nasty girl j j tonight I'm livin' in a fantasy j j my own little nasty world j tonight don't you want to come with me j
你认为我是一个讨厌的女孩j j我想我只是习惯了水手j j;他们脑子进水了，我觉得楼上的水比拐杖糖上的糖还多，嗨! j do you think I'm a nasty girl j j I guess I'm just used to sailors j j; They got water on the brain j j I think they got more water upstairs j j than they got sugar on a candy cane j hi!
糖! Sugar!
我们好像没见过。 Uh, I don't believe we've met.
我是Jordan Leigh-Jensen。 I'm Jordan Leigh-Jensen.
哦，我们是不知名的客人。 Oh, we're unknown visitors here.
我姐姐是克里斯汀·拉姆齐。 My older sister's Christine ramsay.
我的是贝琪·纽豪斯。 Mine's Betsy newhouse.
是的，他们有家族相似性。 Yes, there is a family resemblance.
你姐姐的房间就在这里。 Well, your sister's room is right in here.
今晚你不想和我一起来吗，杰布! J tonight don't you want to come with me j bubba!
你以为我是一个讨厌的女孩，但我的妹妹! J do you think I'm a nasty girl j but my sister!
你姐姐在图书馆。 Your sister's at the library.
她随时都会回来。 She'll be back any minute.
布巴! Bubba!
你在这里做什么? What are you doing here?
但是我的妹妹! But my sister!
别拘束。 Make yourself at home.
要我帮你拿点什么吗? Can I get you anything?
不。 No.
真的，我不想给你添麻烦。 Really, I don't want to be any bother.
哦，别傻了。 Oh, don't be silly.
你以为我是个讨厌的女孩吗?你一点都不麻烦。 J do you think I'm a nasty girl j you're no bother.
J今晚你不想和我一起去吗J J你觉得我是个讨厌的女孩吗J哦，不好意思! J tonight don't you want to come with me j j do you think I'm a nasty girl j oh, excuse me!
小姐! Miss!
你知道的，我太过热了。 You know, I was so overheated.
这些锻炼真使我筋疲力尽。 These workouts really do me in.
你以为我是个讨厌的女孩吗? J do you think I'm a nasty girl j mm!
下流女孩J你以为我是下流女孩J啊! J nasty girl do you think I'm a nasty girl j ah!
噢! Ooh!
你认为我是一个讨厌的女孩吗?下流的女孩下流的女孩j j你以为我是下流的女孩j J do you think I'm a nasty girl j j; Nasty girl nasty girl j j do you think I'm a nasty girl j
想要一些吗? Want some?
啊! I ah!
我自己也觉得有点暖和了。 Well, I am feeling a little warm myself.
哦，我会处理的。 Oh, I'll take care of that.
J很高兴认识你J我还是不会告诉你我的名字J J你不相信神秘吗J J你不想玩我的游戏吗J J我在找一个爱我的男人J J that's right pleased to meet you j I still won't tell you my name j j don't you believe in mystery j j don't you want to play my game j j I'm looking for a man to love me j
我好像从来没有被爱过。你知道吗，你看起来像是那种有过男人经验的女孩。 j like I've never been loved before j you know, vou seem like the kind of girl that's had some experience with men.
告诉我。 Tell me.
——哦! - oh!
你知道为什么男人不喜欢我的腿吗? Can you see any reason why men wouldn't like my legs?
今晚我活在幻想中，我自己的小肮脏世界。 J tonight I'm livin' in a fantasy j j my own little nasty world - uh-uh.
那我是怎么了? Well, what's wrong with me, then?
为什么男人不喜欢我? Why don't men go for me?
——嗯…摸摸我的小腿。 - uh... Feel my calf.
来吧，感受一下。 Go ahead, feel it.
对，已经很长时间了，你觉得呢? J that's right it's been a long time j well, what do you think?
紧得像鼓，对吧? Tight as a drum, right?
如果你不害怕就把它拿出来大腿上部没有脂肪团，对吧? J if you ain't scared take it out no cellulite in the upper thighs, right?
呃。 Uh.
我看不出来，没有。 None that I can see, no.
那是什么呢? What is it, then?
为什么我对男人这么没有吸引力? Why am I so unattractive to men?
我知道!我的乳房! I know! My breasts!
你觉得这些乳房结实吗? Would you call these breasts firm?
还是你觉得它们松垮了? Or do you think they're saggy?
公司。 Firm.
肯定公司。 Definitely firm.
你确定吗? Are you sure?
你真的确定吗? Are you really sure?
哦! Oh!
你怎么感觉不到? Why don't you feel them?
今晚我活在幻想中有什么不对吗? J tonight I'm livin' in a fantasy j is something wrong?
错了吗? Wrong?
哦,不。 Oh, no.
只是这里太热了。 It's just that it's so hot in here.
是啊，我们一直都有这样的问题。 Yeah, we have that problem with the heat all the time.
我看看能不能让它更凉快一点。 Let me see if I can make it a little cooler for you.
J;请请j;请请j;下流的女孩下流的女孩j j你以为我是个下流的女孩j乔治·华盛顿。 J; Please please j; Please please j; Nasty girl nasty girl j j do you think I'm a nasty girl j George Washington.
那么，我们在谈论什么呢? So, what are we talking about?
好。 Good.
对不起，我想你不会……我不这么认为。 Excuse me, I don't suppose that you'd... I didn't think so.
我只是现在没心情，宝贝。 I'm just not in the mood right now, bubba.
-没心情? - not in the mood?
你没心情? You're not in the mood?
我冒着生命危险偷偷溜进来见你而你现在没心情? I risked my life sneaking in to see you and you're not in the mood?
好吧,好吧。 Okay, okay.
但记住，我喜欢前戏。 But just remember, I like a lot of foreplay.
太好了。 Great.
太棒了! Great!
你们先开始吧。 Go ahead and start without me.
你要去哪里? Where you going?
呃，我要去哪里? Uh, where am I going?
我当然要去洗手间，抽根烟。 I'm going to the bathroom, of course, to have a smoke.
嗯…在欧洲，人们吸烟之前而不是之后。 Um... In Europe, they smoke before instead of after.
这是最新的款式。 It's the latest thing.
哦，我抽筋了! Oh, I got a cramp!
的帮助! Help!
哦，哦，救命，救命! Ooh, ooh, help, help!
噢，乖一点，好吗? Oh, be a doll, will you?
拿起那瓶爱情油。 Grab that bottle of love oil.
布巴? Bubba?
你下贱的人! You sleazebag!
——哦! - oh!
哦，哦，你好，贝琪。 Oh, oh, hi there, Betsy.
呃，我只是…我知道你只是，你个变态! Uh, I was just uh... Yeah, I know that you were just, you pervert!
——啊! - ah!
哦。 Oh.
噢! Ooh!
哦,啊! Ooh, ah!
感觉好多了。 Oh, that feels so much better.
只有一个地方还是有点紧。 There's just one spot that's still a little tight.
在这里吗? Here?
稍微下降一点。 Down just a little.
在这里吗? Here?
再低。 Mm, lower.
在这里吗? Here?
低。 Mm, lower.
在这里吗? Here?
哦,我的……哇! Oh, my... Whoa!
这是完美的。 That's perfect.
噢! Ooh!
啊! Ah!
现在我翻一下，你可以做另一边。 Let me turn over now so you can do the other side.
——不! - no!
乔丹，我觉得我做不到! Jordan, I don't think I can do that!
哦，梅尔太粗心了! Oh, how thoughtless of Mel!
你的手一定累了。 Your hands must be tired.
没关系。 That's all right.
我知道，我会给你按摩的! I know, I'll massage you!
不，不，乔丹! No, no, Jordan!
是的。 Yes.
拜托! Please!
我得告诉你一件事。 I have to tell you something.
是吗? Yes?
我不是个女孩。 I'm not really a girl.
乔丹! Jordan!
乔丹，求你了，别尖叫! Jordan, please, don't scream!
我从没想过会发生这种事! I never meant for this to happen!
吉姆，是你吗? Jim, is that you?
你怎么能欺骗我? How could you deceive me?
你溜进我房间，占我便宜! You snuck into my room and took advantage of me!
你骗我脱掉衣服就为了看我裸体! You tricked me into taking my clothes off just so you could see me naked!
克里斯! Chris!
这里发生了什么事? What's going on in here?
我不知道。 T don't know.
我想知道他在里面做什么。 I wonder what he was doing in there.
我认识一个人，他很强壮但很可爱，他很好，无人能敌，他拥有我想要的一切，烈日炎炎，我想要糖果，我想要糖果 J I know a guy who's tough but sweet j he's so fine he can't be beat j j he's got everything that I desire j sets the summer sun on fire j j I want candy j I want candy
我要去看他，当太阳下山j j在镇上没有更好的男孩j j你是我的人，你是医生所要求的j;如此甜蜜你让我流口水j j我想要糖果j我想要糖果j耶j I going to see him when the sun goes down j j ain't no finer boy in town j j you're my guy you're what the doctor ordered j; So sweet you make my mouth water j j I want candy j I want candy j yeah j
从一到十? on a scale of one to 10?
是的。 Yeah.
-111年 -111
发生了什么事? What happened?
简直难以置信! It was just unbelievable!
是的，是的，告诉我，告诉我! Yeah, yeah, tell me, tell me!
海滩上的糖果，没有比这更好的了，但我喜欢用毛衣裹着的糖果，J J，总有一天我会让你成为我的J J，那样我就会一直有糖果，J J，我想要糖果，我想要糖果 J candy on the beach there's nothing better j but I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater j j someday soon I'll make you mine j j then I'll have candy all the time j j I want candy j I want candy
我想要糖果，我想要糖果，嘿，j, j, j, j，来吧! j I want candy j I want candy j hey j j hey j j hey j come on!
他肯定是11分，对吧? Aw, he must be an 11, right?
嗯哼,嗯哼。 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
你还会和他约会吗? Would you go out with him again?
两个11，难以置信! Two 11s, unbelievable!
混蛋小姐，把它弄走! Miss douchebag, get rid of it!
晚上好，姑娘们! Oh, good evening, girls!
晚上好，女士。 Good evening, ma'am.
没有什么比睡前蒸桑拿更好的了。 Oh, there's nothing as fine as a sauna before bedtime.
哦,上帝! Oh, god!
对呼吸系统很有好处，你不觉得吗? So good for the respiratory system, don't you find?
嗯哼。——是的! Mm-hmm. - yes!
哦,是的! Oh yes!
对肺很有好处。 Highly good for the lungs.
如果我不快点离开这里，我就会死得跟梅子一样大了。 If I don't get out of here soon, I'm gonna end up the size of a prune.
啊! Ah!
我在树林里看到的那个人是谁Â» J who's that I see walking in these woods Â»
为什么是小红帽;嘿，小红帽j j，你看起来真漂亮j j，你是一只大灰狼想要的一切j教练! j why it's little red riding hood j; Hey there little red riding hood j j you sure are looking good j j you're everything a big bad wolf could want j coach!
我很好。 I'm okay.
-听…-完全没问题。 - Listen... - Perfectly okay.
让我来帮你。 Let me help you.
——哦! - oh!
今天下午你给我的帮助够我用一辈子了。 I got enough help from you this afternoon to last me a lifetime.
教练! Coach!
我带你去我房间，好吗? Let me take you to my room, all right?
你可以睡一觉。 You can sleep it off.
你的眼睛真大，好了，到了。 J what big eyes you have j okay, here we are.
这是我的房间吗? Is this my room?
是的，来吧。 Yep, come on.
所以为了不让你被人追赶，我想我应该陪你走一段路，你的嘴唇那么丰满，他们肯定会引诱坏j j;所以直到你到奶奶家j J so just to see that you don't get chased I I think I ought to walk with you for a ways j j what full lips you have j j; They're sure to lure someone bad j j; So until you get to grandma's place j
我想你应该和我一起走，以防万一我要把我的羊毛衫穿在身上直到我确定你看过了哦，小姐? j I think you ought to walk with me and be safe j I'm gonna keep my sheep suit on j j until I'm sure that you've been shown oh, miss?
小姐! Miss!
借口梅尔! Excuse Mel!
宽恕意味着吗? Pardon meâ?
贝琪吗? Betsy?
贝琪，对不起。 Betsy, I'm sorry.
我是动物。 I was an animal.
你到底原谅不原谅我? Do you forgive me or what?
哦，我明白了。 Oh, I get it.
老式的沉默对待，是吧? The old silent treatment, huh?
好吧，让我看看我们怎么解决这个问题。 Well, let me see how we can fix that.
嗯? Hmm?
J;更好的爱你和j j小红帽j哦，耶。 J; The better to love you with j j little red riding hood j oh, yeah.
哦! Oh!
当你微笑着伸出你的手 J when you smile and hold out your hand j
这是我生命中唯一真实的事; j it's the only thing that's real in my life j;
我不能忍受你眼中的泪水 j and I can't stand tears in your eyes j
J在所有我们已经经历和牺牲Â» j after all that we've been through and sacrificed Â»
我知道已经很晚了，但我要试着让你意识到，你是我生命中唯一重要的人，只是轻轻一碰，我就迷失在你的爱里 j and I know it's late j j but I've just got to try j j to make you realize j you're the only thing that matters in my life j j just one touch and I'm lost inside your love j
仅仅一次触摸的意义是无法用言语表达的 j just one touch means more than words can say j
只要轻轻一碰，我就知道我会一直待下去。 j just one touch and I know I'm gonna stay j
J代表总是J j for always j
当你在心里低语你的感受 J when you whisper your feelings inside j
我知道我永远需要你在我身边，我只是忍不住想知道为什么 j I know I'll always need you near me j j and I just can't help wondering why
j;人们不得不生活在谎言中，j j，当你是我生命中唯一重要的东西，j j，只要触摸一下，我就迷失在你的爱里 j; People have to live a lie j j when you're the only thing that matters in my life j j just one touch and I'm lost inside your love j
仅仅一次触摸的意义是无法用言语表达的 j just one touch means more than words can say j
只要轻轻一碰，我就知道我会一直待下去。 j just one touch and I know I'm gonna stay j
j代表永远嘿，吉姆，往日的活力哪去了? j for always j hey Jim, where's the old pizzazz?
嗯? Huh?
古老的活力! The old pizzazz!
往日的活力到哪里去了? Where's the old pizzazz?
哦,是的。 Oh, yeah.
得了吧，这里最性感的女孩在追你，你却很沮丧? Ah, come on, you've got the hottest girl here chasing after you and you're depressed?
你为什么不忘掉愚蠢的克里斯，给乔丹一个机会呢? Why don't you just forget dumb old Chris and give Jordan a chance?
我再也不想听你说克里斯的坏话了! I don't ever wanna hear you say anything bad about Chris again!
好吧,好吧。 Okay, okay.
他怎么了? What's wrong with him?
我不知道，关于克里斯的事。 I don't know, something about Chris.
为什么,吉姆! Why, Jim!
没想到今天会在这里见到你。 I didn't expect to see you here today.
儿子，你好吗? How you doing, son?
其实不太好，拉姆齐先生。 Well, not too good, actually, Mr. ramsay.
这是克里斯。 It's Chris.
我们有个误会。 We had a misunderstanding.
都是我的错，但克里斯现在都不跟我说话了。 It's all my fault, but Chris won't even talk to me now.
-克里斯有她自己的想法，你知道的。 - well, Chris has a mind of her own, you know that.
但如果你愿意，我可以为你美言几句。 But I'll put in a good word for you, if you like.
非常感谢，ramsay先生。 Thanks a lot, Mr. ramsay.
非常感谢。 Thank you very much.
早上好，我们很高兴欢迎你们参加樱桃谷的家长日。 Good morning, we're delighted to welcome you to parents day at cherryvale.
茶点现在供应在游泳池，并安排了一个完整的活动时间表，让您享受。 Refreshments are now being served at the pool, and a full schedule of activities has been planned for your enjoyment.
给你，爸爸。 Here you go, daddy.
谢谢你，亲爱的。 Thank you, sweetheart.
再给我一个这个，好吗? Mm, give me another one of these, would you?
你确定吗? Are you sure?
好的。 Okay.
——哦! - oh!
不用我说你也知道，惠兰教练，今天的父母日对樱桃谷的经济前景有多重要。 I don't have to tell you, coach whelan, how vital today's parents day is to the economic future of cherryvale.
是的，dutchbok小姐，没错。 Yes, miss dutchbok, that's right.
——哦! - oh!
这提醒了我，亲爱的，抱歉。 Which reminds me, dear, excuse me.
呃,约旦。 Uh, Jordan.
约旦,亲爱的。 Jordan, dear.
是的，dutchbok小姐? Yes, miss dutchbok?
我很想见见你父亲，但时间不早了，亲爱的。 I'm so eager to meet your father, but it is getting rather late, dear.
- - - - - -晚吗? - late?
达奇博克小姐，我父亲总是迟到。 Miss dutchbok, my father is always late.
我父亲喜欢迟到，这样他就可以出场了。 My father likes to be late so he can make an entrance.
啊哈。 Aha.
好吧，如果他还没快到，我就跑到停车场去看看他有没有迷路。 Well, if he doesn't arrive soon, I'll just run up to the parking area to make sure he hasn't lost his way.
随你怎么说。 Whatever you say.
亲爱的，你看起来真漂亮。 You look so nice, dear.
她不会喜欢我的。 She's not gonna like me.
我知道! I know it!
无稽之谈。 Nonsense.
乔丹喜欢她所有的新妈妈，你也不例外。 Jordan loves all her new mommies and you're no exception.
来吧，小班比-万比对大熊说了什么? Come on, what does little Bambi-wambi say to the great big growly bear?
我爱你! I wuv you!
——嗯哼! - mm-hmm!
别再说婴儿话了! No more baby talk!
昌西正在观看。 Chauncey is watching.
昌西,开车! Chauncey, drive!
让开，年轻人! Stand aside, young man!
让路! Make way!
爸爸，你还记得我的室友乔丹吗? Dad, you remember my roommate, Jordan?
很高兴再次见到你，弗拉格先生。 Very pleased to see you again, Mr. flugel.
-乔丹! - Jordan!
小乔丹! Little Jordan!
你和丽塔那么亲密，我觉得自己就像你的第二个爸爸。 You and Rita have been so close, I just feel like a second daddy to you.
是的，女士，你随时都可以把自己当成弗兰克·弗拉格尔的女儿。 Yes, ma'am, you just think of yourself as frank flugel's little girl anytime.
对吗，丽塔? Isn't that right, Rita?
——哦! - oh!
住手，弗拉格先生! Stop, Mr. flugel!
哦，这是怎么回事? Oh, what's going on here?
我再给布巴一次机会。 I'm giving bubba another chance.
在他做了那些事后? After what he did?
搞什么鬼? What the hell?
也许你也该让吉姆休息一下。 Maybe you should give Jim a break, too.
拜托，你没有放弃那些酒店预订吧? Come on, you didn't give up those hotel reservations, did you?
看，这样看。 See, look at it this way.
我会原谅布巴的。 I'm gonna forgive bubba.
和布巴比起来，吉姆真是个圣人。 Compared to bubba, Jim's a Saint.
跟布巴比起来，谁都是圣人。 Compared to bubba, anybody's a Saint.
开得好，昌西。 Nice driving, chauncey.
很高兴您能喜欢，先生。 Oh, I'm so glad you enjoyed it, sir.
来吧，看看! Come on, check it out!
我被配音了。 I got dubs.
先生们，请让开! Make way, gentlemen, please!
今天下午我们不需要任何帮助! We won't be needing any assistance this afternoon!
别挡道! Get out of the way!
让我来拿! Let me get it!
请不要碰这辆车。 Don't touch the car, please.
正确的。 Right.
乔丹。 Jordan.
爸爸! Daddy!
你还是那么漂亮! You are as beautiful as ever!
我想让你见见斑比，你的新继母。 Oh, I uh, I want you to meet Bambi, your new stepmother.
你好! How do you do?
上一个呢，劳伦斯·利·詹森夫人七号? What happened to the last one, Mrs. Lawrence Leigh-Jensen number seven?
好了，好了，乔丹，别像个脾气暴躁的孩子。 Now, now, Jordan, let's not behave like a cross child.
我们都是来玩的。 We're all here to have fun.
我们想见见你所有的朋友。 We want to meet all your friends.
我一直在通信的那位可爱的荷兰小姐呢? Oh, where is that lovely miss dutchbok whom I've been corresponding with, hmm?
吃一点樱桃番茄。 Mm! Have a little cherry tomato.
是的,很好。 Yeah, good.
嘿,甜心! Hey, sweetheart!
你在哪个班? What class are you in?
我不是在上课，我是这里的老师。 I'm not in any class, I'm a teacher here.
哦，那你教什么? Oh, so what do you teach?
性教育。 Sex education.
什么? What?
性教育。 Sex education.
性教育? Sex education?
那是我最喜欢的科目! That's my favorite subject!
好吧。 All right.
这里，这里，这里。 Here, right here, right here.
给你。 Here you go.
好了，后退，后退，后退，我来处理。 Well, back, back, back, back, I'll handle this now.
亲爱的，我得帮你个小忙。 My dear, I need to give you a little help here.
退后，退后。 Back up, back up.
——嗯? - hmm?
我想她会没事的。 I think she's gonna be all right.
我想我们应该谈谈。 I guess we should talk.
我和乔丹之间什么都没发生。 Nothing happened between me and Jordan.
我爱你。 I love you.
你好! Hello!
喂! ! Yoohoo!
一个! Hoo-hoo!
喂! ! Yoohoo!
受欢迎的。 Welcome.
欢迎来到樱桃谷。 Welcome to cherryvale.
我是prudence dutchbok小姐。 I'm miss prudence dutchbok.
——迷住了。 - charmed.
——哦! - oh!
我已经猜到你是谁了。 And I've already guessed who you are.
哦，维斯，乔丹不停地提起你。 Oh, ves, Jordan speaks of you ceaselessly.
她为她父亲感到骄傲。 She's so proud of her father.
——哦。 - oh.
还有你们的来信和对樱桃谷的持续支持。 And your kind letters and continued support of cherryvale.
我认为你是个了不起的人。 I think you're a remarkable man.
小姐，你真是太好了。 Mademoiselle, you are far too kind.
哦，我希望你能允许我亲自带你参观一下学校! Oh, I hope you'll allow me to give you a personal tour of the school!
我想不出比这更好的了。 Well, I can think of nothing that I would like better.
我知道你很想看看新楼的选址。 Oh, I know you're interested in seeing the site for the new wing.
呃，不幸的是，我们很难筹集到建设初期的资金，但是…好吧，现在，我们不要再进一步了。 Uh, unfortunately, we, it's been difficult raising funds for the construction beginning, but... Well, now, let's not go another step further.
哦，天哪，我好像把支票簿落在车里了。 Oh, dear, I seem to have left my checkbook in the car.
你能陪我上车吗，达奇博克小姐? Would you mind accompanying me back to the car, miss dutchbok?
——哦! - oh!
我很乐意，请叫我普律当丝。 Oh, I'd love it, and please call me prudence.
很好，谨慎。 Very well, prudence.
——哦! - oh!
哦! Oh!
我不想占用你太多时间，利-詹森先生。 I don't want to take up too much of your time, Mr. Leigh-Jensen.
我可以叫你利-詹森先生吗? May I call you Mr. Leigh-Jensen?
如果你愿意的话。 If you wish.
我相信乔丹一定很想见你。 I'm sure Jordan will be anxious to see you.
她可能在想你在哪里。 She's probably wondering where you are.
别担心。 Don't worry.
没人会在这里找到我们的。 No one is gonna find us in here.
试试这个。 Try this.
哦! Oh!
哦,哦! Oh, oh!
你在做什么? What are you doing?
你不高兴吗? Does it displease you?
Dutchbok吗? Dutchbok?
我并没有那么不高兴。 It doesn't displease me that much.
但亲爱的，你觉得你在做的时候，能不能写张支票? But do you suppose while you're doing that, my darling, you could write that check?
我当然可以，亲爱的。 Well, of course I could, darling.
来，来，让我帮你扣这些扣子。 Here, here, let me help you with these buttons.
这些按钮? These buttons?
是的，它们很有约束力。 Yes, they're so binding.
我不想让任何东西束缚你。 I wouldn't want anything to bind you.
我来扣扣子，你来付帐。 I'll take care of the buttons, vou take care of the check.
如你所愿，最亲爱的。 As you wish, dearest.
该死的! Damn!
是什么? What is it?
我的钢笔掉了。 I've dropped my pen.
哦，我去拿。 Oh, I'll get it.
哦! Oh!
噢! Ooh!
原谅我，审慎。 Forgive me, prudence.
鲁莽的冲动 A rash impulse.
我忍不住了。 I couldn't resist.
没必要道歉。 No need to apologize.
支票，最亲爱的? The check, dearest?
哦，是的，是的，当然。 Oh, yes, yes, of course.
该死的! Damn!
这支笔吗? The pen?
我把支票丢了。 I've dropped the check.
好吧，让我。 Well, let me.
哦! Oh!
哦，哦，住手! Oh, oh, stop that!
哦,啊! Ooh, ah!
停! Stop!
不! Don't!
停! Stop!
不! Don't!
我的天，用两只手! Oh, my god, use both hands!
但我需要一张支票。 But I need one to write the check.
哦，别管那该死的支票了! Oh, forget the goddamn check!
用双手! Use both hands!
你喜欢这样吗? Do you like it like this?
哦,是的! Oh, yes!
是的! Yes!
别这么温柔! Don't be so gentle!
好吧，那这个怎么样? Well, then how about this?
哦!啊! Oh! Ah!
是的!是的! Yes! Yes!
这吗? And this?
是的! Yes!
是的,是的! Yes, yes!
嘿，等一下! Hey, wait a minute!
等一下! Wait a minute!
等一下。 Wait a minute.
这里发生了一些奇怪的事情。 Something strange is happening here.
两个人试图给对方带来快乐，这没什么奇怪的，不管手段有多奇怪。 There's nothing strange about two people trying to give each other pleasure, no matter how bizarre the means.
我知道。 I know.
顺便说一下，如果你对橡胶衣服感兴趣，我正好有…闭嘴，你这个笨蛋! And by the way, if you're turned on to rubber garments, I happen to have... Oh, shut up, you fool!
我们的声音! Our voices!
就好像它们被放大了一样! It's almost as if they're amplified!
你放开他! You get off of him!
你在做什么? What are you doing?
哦，你，可怜的…… Oh, you, miserable...
你，你咬了我! You, you bit me!
我一开始不喜欢你，现在更不喜欢你了! I didn't like you at first and I don't like you any better now!
停! Stop!
放开我! Let me go!
放开我! Get off me!
你这个坏，坏，坏孩子! You bad, bad, bad boy!
让我出去! Let me out!
啊哦! Uh-oh!
你想让我怎么做? What do you want me to do?
我不在乎! I don't care!
你想让我怎么做? What do you want me to do?
你什么都做不了! You can't do a damn thing!
你想让我怎么做? What do you want me to do?
永远，永远，永远，永远，永远! Never, never, never, never, never!
放开那个男孩! Let the boy go!
我也从来没有喜欢过你! 1 never liked you, either!
你能不能别说了? Will you please stop?
神圣的狗屎! Holy shit!
这是谁的车? Whose car is this?
——哦! - oh!
嘿,布巴! Hey, bubba!
布巴? Bubba?
回家，带我回家! Home, take me home!
那是我的车吗? Was that my car?
我做了什么? What did I do?
我差点就死了! I nearly died!
我做了什么? What did I do?
你按了紧急刹车! You hit the emergency brake!
把你的爪子从我屁股上拿开! Get your paws off my derriere!
妈妈说会有像你这样的男人! Mama said there would be men like you!
嘿,嘿! Hey, hey!
嘿。 Hey.
最近怎么样? How's it going?
它会。 It's going.
好了，你们俩好好享受。 Okay, you two, have a really great time.
不要做任何我不会做的事。 Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
正确的。 Right.
对着她的耳朵吹气。 Blow in her ear.
天气真的很热。 It really gets broads hot.
谢谢你的建议，布巴。 Thanks for the advice, bubba.
-掐她的胸。 - pinch her boobs.
这会把她逼疯的。 It'll drive her crazy.
太好了。 Great.
我不知道没有你我该怎么办。 I don't know what I'd do without you.
嘿。 Hey.
再见。 Bye.
好吧，给我读一下当前的价差。 Okay, read me the current spread.
让我们来看看。 Let's see.
好吧。 All right.
你把她弄进宿舍的几率是二比一。 The odds against you getting her into the dorm are two to one.
如果你真把她弄到那里，你脱下她衣服的几率是四比一。 Now, if you do get her there, the odds against you getting any of her clothes off are four to one.
你把她的上衣脱下来的几率是七比一。 It's seven to one against you getting her top off.
小菜一碟，罗伊，小菜一碟。 Piece of cake, Roy, piece of cake.
但九比一的几率，你不会有真正的乳头! But it's nine to one against you getting any actual bare tit!
12比1赌你能摸到她的内裤。 It's 12 to one against you getting down to her panties.
15比1赌你能把她扒光。 And 15 to one against you getting her mother-ass naked.
22比1的对手会以任何形式得分! 22 to one against you scoring in any way, shape or form!
Yeehaw ! Yeehaw!
我要发财了! I'm gonna be rich!
你好，请问乔丹·利·詹森在吗? Hello, can I speak to Jordan Leigh-Jensen, please?
你好,乔丹吗? Hello, Jordan?
这是布巴。 This is bubba.
好地方。 Nice place.
哦，是的，很好。 Oh, yeah, nice.
你说你父母多久前住在这里? How long ago did you say your parents stayed here?
23年前，他们度蜜月的时候。 Uh, 23 years ago, on their honeymoon.
我能为您效劳吗? May I help you?
我是平面设计师。 I'm the graphic designer.
借口是吗? Excuse meâ?
我给你打过电话。 I called you on the phone.
我在电话里预订了房间。 I made a reservation on the phone.
你还记得吗? Do you remember?
你说的是什么名字? And what name did you give?
你叫什么名字? Well, what name do you have?
借口是吗? Excuse meâ?
我想我妻子想说的是她大约一周前打过电话。 What I believe my wife is trying to say is that she telephoned about a week ago.
名字是绿色的。 The name is green.
绿色,绿色。 Green, green.
不，不，恐怕我没有，格林先生。 No, no, I'm afraid I have no Mr. Green.
可能是在拉姆齐之下。 It might be under ramsay.
Ramsay, Ramsay, Ramsay。 Ramsay, ramsay, ramsay.
或者可能是琼斯。 Or possibly Jones.
琼斯，琼斯，啊，是的，我们到了。 Jones, Jones, ah, yes, here we are.
拉姆斯-琼斯夫妇。 Mr. and Mrs. rams-Jones.
蜜月套房。 The honeymoon suite.
我们的钢琴酒吧有深夜娱乐节目。 There's late night entertainment in our piano bar.
当然，你在达穆尔海滩上有世界著名的日落。 Of course, you have your world famous sunsets on the d'amour beach.
还有按摩浴缸和网球场，需要额外收费。 And for a slight additional charge, the jacuzzi and the tennis courts.
好了，我们到了。 Well, here we are.
这是蜜月套房吗? Is this the honeymoon suite?
装修后都是蜜月套房。 They're all honeymoon suites since the remodeling.
希望您在这里过得愉快。 And I hope that you have a pleasant stay.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
哦! Oh!
谢谢你！ Thank you.
非常感谢，先生。 Thank you very much, sir.
你可以把它们粘在一起。 You could tape them together.
好! Well!
那么，你怎么想? So, what do you think?
-很不错。 - it's nice.
非常好。 It's very nice.
我想知道这是不是和爸爸妈妈住在这里的时候一样。 I wonder if this is anything like when mom and dad stayed here.
哇，看看这个。 Wow, look at this.
嘿，很漂亮，是吧? Hey, pretty fancy, huh?
这浴缸看起来能装下我们俩。 This tub looks like it could hold both of us.
我是说，如果我们想的话。 I mean, if we wanted it to.
看看这景色。 Look at this view.
是的。 Yeah.
有人在门口。 Someone's at the door.
那又怎样? So what?
放松点，好吗? Uh, relax, will you?
那里是谁? Who's there?
一些免费的粉红香槟，拉姆-琼斯先生。 Some complimentary pink champagne, Mr. rams-Jones.
嘿，谢谢。 Hey, thank you.
好吧,好吧! Well, okay!
好吧，好好享受。 Okay, enjoy it.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
哇，免费的香槟。 Wow, complimentary champagne.
这一定花了不少钱。 This must've cost a mint.
哦。 Uh-oh.
怎么了? What's wrong?
嗯，这里没有眼镜。 Well, there aren't any glasses.
我们可以用浴室里的塑料杯喝。 Well, we can drink out of the plastic ones in the bathroom.
不，别傻了。 Nah, don't be silly.
我去叫客房服务部。 I'll call room service.
我真想再给那家伙点小费。 I'm dying to give that guy a tip again.
J;我们生命中最美好的时光就是她吗? J; Best years of our lives is that her?
真不敢相信! Wool - t can't believe it!
你真的让她来了。 You actually got her here.
我怎么跟你说的，笨蛋? What'd I tell you, numb-nuts?
好吧，我再赌十块钱，你能把她的上衣脱掉，但不能露奶子。 Okay, I got another 10 bucks says you get her top off, but no bare tit.
你在。 You're on.
好吧，等等，等等，等等。 Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
我们怎么知道你能走多远? How are we supposed to know how far you get, huh?
是啊，你不会指望我们相信他的话吧? Yeah, you don't expect us to take his word for it, do you?
好得很。 Good as gold.
那人的话是千真万确的。 The man's word is as good as gold.
相信我。 Trust me.
哦，相信他! Oh, trust him!
布巴每次都说真话! Bubba's told the truth every time!
抓住它! Hold it!
这样吧，你跟罗伊进衣柜，剩下的混蛋，出去。 I'll tell you what, you get in the closet with Roy, the rest of you assholes, out.
为什么是他在看，而不是我们? Hey, how come he gets to watch and not us?
你跟布巴和罗伊是一伙的吗? Are you in on this with bubba and Roy?
山姆，每次我们…等一下! Sam, every time we... Hold up here!
我才不管你们谁跟罗伊在柜子里，但我要你们在我带乔丹回来之前都滚出去。 I don't give a rat's ass which one of you is in the closet with Roy, but I want the rest of you out of here by the time I get back with Jordan.
好了，先生们，最后一次呼叫，开始! All right, gentlemen, last call, here we go!
四比一脱衣服。 Four to one clothes off.
七比一。 Seven to one top off.
12比1内裤脱了。 12 to one panties down.
22比1的城市。 22 to one score city.
在是谁? Who's in?
还有10条内裤! 10 more down on panties!
-别提了。 - don't even mention it.
我愿意为他做任何事。 I'd do anything for that guy.
但我告诉你，乔丹，如果他不是我最好的朋友，我就得亲自对你下手了。 But I'll tell you, Jordan, if he weren't my best buddy, I'd have to put the oid moves on you myself.
但是贝琪呢? But what about Betsy?
贝琪吗? Betsy?
贝琪是个有趣的女孩，但她和我只是好朋友。 Betsy's an amusing girl, but she and I are just good friends.
我把你们都弄下来了。 I got you both down.
J让我想跳舞哦J; J makes me wanna dance oh j;
这是一段新的恋情好吧，那是吉姆那边的。 j it's a new romance j well, that's Jim's side.
我在这里。 I'm over here.
看着你的眼睛，你在想什么? J I look into your eyes what do you think, huh?
太不可思议了。 Marvelous.
这些肯定不是你自己做的吧? Oh, surely you didn't do all this yourself?
我猜是宿舍里的一些人帮了忙。 Well, I guess some of the guys in the dorm helped out.
那么，去喝一杯怎么样? So, how's about a drink?
吉姆什么时候到? When's Jim gonna get here?
任何一分钟。 Any minute.
你随便就好。 Uh, you just make yourself comfortable.
把鞋脱了! Take off your shoes!
或任何其他紧绷的衣物。 Or any other tight, binding articles of clothing.
我给你调那杯酒。 And I'll mix you that drink.
因为在我内心深处我想要的就是你J J oh让我想跳舞J J ! J 'cause deep down inside all I wanted was you j j oh makes me wanna dance j ow!
怎么了? What's wrong?
错了吗? Wrong?
没有什么! Nothing!
什么都没有。 Nothing.
请原谅我，乔丹。 You'll have to excuse me, Jordan.
我只是不习惯在我房间接待女性来访者。 It's just I'm not used to receiving female visitors in my room.
我肯定有点紧张。 And I must be a tad nervous.
你紧张吗，宝贝? Nervous, bubba, you of all people?
只是，嗯…… It's just that, well...
和你单独在这个房间里… Being here alone with you in this room...
我觉得我对吉姆的忠诚可能受到了损害。 I feel that my loyalty to Jim might be, well, compromised.
妥协吗? Compromised?
是的。 Yeah.
它并不完美。 It isn't perfect.
事实并非如此。 It just isn't.
我也没有想象中那么浪漫。 And I'm not feeling romantic like I thought I would.
你不是吗? You're not?
你有什么感觉? Well, what are you feeling?
——恶心。 - nauseous.
这正是我需要的。 Well, this is just what I needed.
什么? What?
什么都没有。 Nothing.
不，你说什么来着? No, what was it you said?
什么都没有。 Nothing.
听着，我很抱歉你感觉不到浪漫，克里斯。 Listen, I'm sorry you're not feeling romantic, Chris.
我感觉很浪漫。 I'm feeling romantic.
你是谁? You are?
绝对的。 Absolutely.
我是说，看看这个地方。 I mean, look at this place.
这是我见过的最浪漫的地方。 It's the most romantic place I've ever seen.
比如这张床。 Like this bed.
你以前睡过震动床吗? Have you ever slept in a vibrating bed before?
不，但是震动床…你有没有喝过粉色香槟，铺着红色毛皮地毯还有穿着闪亮盔甲的骑士站在你床边? No, but vibrating beds... Have you ever had pink champagne and a red fur rug and a knight in shining armor standing by your bed?
不。 No.
好吧。 Well, all right.
我们现在在世界上最浪漫的地方你和世界上最浪漫的男人在一起。 So here we are in the most romantic place in the world and here you are with the most romantic guy in the world.
带我。 Take me.
带走我，随你怎么处置我。 Take me and do with me what you will.
蹂躏我。 Ravage me.
亲爱的，你现在感觉浪漫了吗? Are you feeling romantic now, my darling?
我现在的感觉是又醉又怕。 What I'm feeling is drunk and scared.
就像我随时会把饼干扔了一样。 And like I'm gonna toss my cookies any second.
该死的! Damn!
暑假过后，她求我留下，但是…基于“增大化现实”技术。 And after our summer, she begged me to stay, but... Ar.
这就是巴黎。 That was Paris.
听着，亲爱的，我等你朋友等得烦透了。 Look, bubba, I'm getting really sick of waiting for your friend.
乔丹，再等一会儿。 Jordan, just a little longer.
看在吉姆的份上。 For Jim's sake.
拜托，这太荒谬了。 Come on, this is ridiculous.
我在…等等! I'm g o n na g o 1 wait!
等等! Wait!
吉姆为今晚买了一瓶复古香槟。 Now, Jim bought a bottle of vintage champagne just for tonight.
如果我让你连尝都没尝，他永远不会原谅我的。 He'd never forgive me if I let you go without at least trying some.
好吗? Please?
瞧! Voila!
红香槟? Red champagne?
这是用钱能买到的最好的东西。 The finest money can buy.
等着尝尝这个吧。 Just wait till you try this stuff.
哇! Whoa!
哦,我……看看你都干了些什么! Oh, I'm... Look what you've done!
我的衣服都毁了! My clothes are ruined!
把它们脱下来! Take them off!
全部! All of them!
脱下来浸泡一下。 Take them off and soak them.
我给你拿条毛巾。 I'll get you a towel.
上帝! God!
哦! Oh!
不。 No.
——啊哈!有一个! - aha! Got one!
给我! Give me that!
你有苏打水吗? Do you have any soda water?
苏打水吗? Soda water?
-把污渍洗掉! - to take the stains out!
我去看看有没有。 I'll go see if we have any.
告诉我，乔丹，你想跳舞吗? So tell me, Jordan, would you like to dance?
J，啊哈J，啊哈J，啊哈J J uh-huh j j uh-huh j j uh-huh j
啊哈哦，贝琪! j uh-huh j oh, Betsy!
真是个大惊喜。 What a great surprise.
我只是在想你。 I was just thinking about you.
是的，我确定! Yeah, I'm sure!
到底发生了什么……我想你俩认识吧? What in the world is going... J uh-huh j I suppose you two know each other?
你在这里做什么? What the hell are you doing here?
我是来见吉姆的，如果和你有关的话。 I came here to meet Jim, if it's any of your business.
对吗? Is that right?
嘘! Shh!
你希望吉姆把克里斯留在爱旅馆? You expected Jim to leave Chris at the hotel d'amour?
嘘,嘘! Shh, shh!
不!-阿莫尔酒店? No! - Hotel d'amour?
这是正确的。 That's right.
他们几个小时前就走了。 They left hours ago.
不。 No.
吉姆和克里斯在爱酒店? - Jim is at the hotel d'amour with Chris?
啊哈我真不敢相信! J uh-huh j I can't believe this!
我一整晚都和你待在这猪圈里，喝剃须后古龙水! I spent all night in this pigsty with you, drinking after-shave Cologne!
J哒哒。听你那些无聊的故事，说你是个多么大的情人! J da dada. J listening to your boring stories about what a big lover you are!
J哒哒。J J da dada. J
我的衣服呢? where are my clothes?
哦! Oh!
你的衣服吗? Your clothes?
J哒哒。J J哒哒。J J da dada. J j da dada. J
我的衣服呢? where are my clothes?
我要怎么像这样出去? How am I gonna go out like this?
哒哒，我不爱你，你不爱我，哒哒，哒哒。J哇! J da da da I don't love you you don't love me j j da dada. J whoa!
不! Don't!
哦! Oh!
来吧，姑娘们。 Now, come on, girls.
你开不了玩笑吗? Can't you take a joke?
我的意思是，拜托，这很有趣! I mean, come on, it's funny!
哦! Oh!
哒哒哒我不爱你你不爱我哒哒哒我不爱你你不爱我好吧，来吧! J da da da I don't love you you don't love me j j da da da I don't love you you don't love me j all right, come on!
- 15比1。-我赌10赔1 ! - 15 to one. - I'm 10 to one!
好了，山姆! All right, Sam!
你好,在那里。 Hi, there.
我找不到你。 I couldn't find you.
我很担心。 I got worried.
我表现得像个真正的混蛋。 I behaved like a real jerk.
我也是。 So did I.
我爱你，克里斯。 I love you, Chris.
不知道。 T know.
我也爱你。 I love you, too.
我想这不是我想要的。 I guess this just wasn't it.
不是什么? Wasn't what?
对的时间，对的地点，对的任何事情。 The right time, the right place, the right anything.
我很努力地去假装它是。 I tried so hard to pretend that it was.
但事实并非如此。 It just wasn't.
我只是，我不知道，就像…俗气的吗? I just, I don't know, like, too... Tacky?
天啊，真高兴你这么说。 God, I'm glad you said that.
我还以为你喜欢呢。 I was afraid that you liked it.
真的吗? Really?
我还以为你喜欢呢! I was afraid you liked it!
我爱你胜过爱任何人，克里斯。 I never could love anybody more than I love you, Chris.
哦,吉姆。 Oh, Jim.
只是一次触摸，我迷失在你的爱里。只是一次触摸，意味着言语无法表达 J just one touch and I'm lost inside your love j j just one touch means more than words can say j
只要轻轻一碰，我就知道我会一直待下去。 j just one touch and I know I'm gonna stay j
J代表总是J j for always j
只要触摸一下 j just one touch j
只要轻轻一碰，我就迷失在你的爱里 J just one touch and I'm lost inside your love j
只是轻轻一碰，意思无法用言语表达，只是轻轻一碰，我知道我要留下来 j just one touch means more than words can say j j just one touch and I know I'm gonna stay j
j代表永远j j哦，只要轻轻一碰，我就迷失在你的爱里 j for always j j oh just one touch and I'm lost inside your love j
只是轻轻一碰，意思无法用言语表达，只是轻轻一碰，我知道我要留下来 j just one touch means more than words can say j j just one touch and I know I'm gonna stay j
J代表永远J J;总是我 j for always j j; Always j
真不敢相信你让我在自己的毕业典礼上迟到了! I can't believe you made me late to my own graduation!
乔丹，你父亲不是每天都结婚的。 Now, Jordan, your father doesn't get married every day.
几乎每隔一天。 Just about every other day.
是的，科普雷塔小姐。 Yes, miss copuletta.
我是说，妈妈。 I mean, mother.
昌西，这次跟在车后面。 Chauncey, stay with the car this time.
但是，当然，利-詹森先生。 But, of course, Mr. Leigh-Jensen.
我总是离车很近。 I always stay close to the car.
家长们，老师们，尊贵的来宾们。 Parents, faculty, honored guests.
欢迎来到樱桃谷学院第86届毕业典礼。 Welcome to the 86th commencement exercises of cherryvale academy.
好了，这一年终于要结束了。 Well, the year is finally at an end.
这是一场漫长而艰苦的斗争，但是，姑娘们，我们齐心协力，现在你们终于完成了学业。 It has been a long, hard struggle, but, girls, we've pulled together, and now you have finally completed your studies.
我看到你们的老师们因为工作做得好而喜气洋洋。 I see your teachers aglow with the satisfaction of a job well done.
1看到… 1 see...
从来没有! Never!
你们的父母，因为知道自己的女儿得到了最好的教育而感到安心。 Your parents, secure in the knowledge that their daughters have received the very best.
毕业生们，我看到了你们的喜悦。 And, you graduates, I see your joy.
为你的成就感到骄傲。 The justifiable pride in your accomplishments.
当你走向未来时的兴奋。 The excitement as you go forward into your futures.
你已经从尴尬的青春期成长为成熟的年轻女性。 You've blossomed from awkward adolescence into the full bloom of young womanhood.
但伴随着喜悦的是喉咙的哽咽。 But with this joy comes a tug at the throat.
小小的悲哀。 A tiny sorrow.
一种温柔的怀旧。 A tender nostalgia.
当心! Look out!
嘿，小心点，老兄。 Hey, watch it, mack.
我还记得自己在这里当学生的日子。 I can remember my own days here as a student.
当然，像今天这样的一天，会有各种各样的情绪。 And certainly, a day like today comes a wide array of varied emotions.
在未来的岁月里，你们会回忆在这里度过的时光，我敢肯定，这是你们一生中最快乐的时光。 In future years, you'll reflect upon your years here and remember them, I am certain, as the happiest time of your life.
我自己的感受呢? What of my own feelings?
好吧，我们有过起起伏伏，但我会想念你们闪亮的脸庞，即使你们正为实现光明的承诺而奋进。 Well, we have had our ups and downs, but I shall miss your shining faces, even as you go forth to fulfill your bright promise.
现在我要把讲台让给纽豪斯小姐，出于我并不假装理解的原因，她被选来代表毕业生们致告别词。 And now I shall yield the floor to miss newhouse, who, for reasons I don't pretend to understand, has been elected to make the farewell remarks on behalf of the graduates.
晴天? Sunny days?
阳光明媚的日子。 Sunny days.
谢谢你，dutchbok小姐。 Thank you, miss dutchbok.
我谨代表整个毕业班，感谢你们为我们所做的一切。 On behalf of the entire graduating class, I'd like to thank you for all you've done for us.
不，你再也看不到我们闪闪发光的脸了。 No, you won't be seeing our shining faces anymore.
这是你可以永远记住我们的东西。 Here's something you can always remember us by.
准备好了,女孩吗? Ready, girls?
毕业,cherryvale ! Graduation, cherryvale!
你不会很快忘记我们的! You won't forget us soon!
阳光灿烂的日子就在眼前! Sunny days ahead of us!
我们离开了这个月亮! We leave behind this moon!
干得好! Way to go!
哇! Woo!
羊毛 Wool
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