>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN
ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE
TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS --
MAYA RUDOLPH AND FRED ARMISEN,
BRIAN TYREE HENRY,
SENATOR CORY BOOKER,
COMEDIAN SAM MORRIL,
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW.
>> Questlove: 921!
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON!
♪♪♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: OH!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU.
WELCOME, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW."
THIS IS IT, BABY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YOU'RE HERE.
WELL, GUYS, PRESIDENT TRUMP'S
STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO
WROTE THE ANONYMOUS "NEW YORK
TIMES" OP-ED ABOUT HIM.
YOU CAN TELL HE'S GETTING
DESPERATE.
TODAY HE YELLED, "THAT'S IT.
GET ME THE GANG FROM
'SCOOBY-DOO.'"
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
THIS WEEKEND, KELLYANNE CONWAY
SAID THE AUTHOR OF THE OP-ED
WANTS TO CREATE CHAOS AND IS A
A NATIONAL SECURITY RISK.
THEN TRUMP WAS LIKE, "WAIT.
MAYBE I WROTE IT."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
OF COURSE, TRUMP'S BEEN TRYING
TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
EARLIER TODAY, HE SENT A TWEET
THAT SAID, "THE ECONOMY IS SO
GOOD."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THE PRESIDENT TWEETS ABOUT THE
ECONOMY THE SAME WAY
HIGH-SCHOOLERS TWEET ABOUT
"RIVERDALE."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
IT'S LIKE, "SEASON THREE IS SO
GOOD!"
[ APPLAUSE ]
SPEAKING OF THE ECONOMY, AFTER
FORMER PRESIDENT OBAMA SAID
THAT YOU NEED A MAGIC WAND TO
BRING BACK CERTAIN JOBS, TRUMP
SAID, "I GUESS I HAVE A MAGIC
WAND."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THEN STORMY DANIELS WAS LIKE,
"FAKE NEWS."
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: OH, OH, OH!
OH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
OH!
>> Jimmy: I READ THAT TRUMP
SAYS THAT HE HAS THE ULTIMATE
DEAL TO MAKE PEACE IN THE
MIDDLE EAST, BUT FIRST HE SAYS
HE WANTS TO MAKE PEACE BETWEEN
CARDI B. AND NICKI MINAJ, WHICH
IS A --
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S TOUGH.
THAT'S HARDER.
YOU GUYS SEE THIS?
DURING HIS SPEECH THIS WEEKEND,
PRESIDENT OBAMA SAID THAT HE
ONCE GOT KICKED OUT OF
DISNEYLAND FOR SMOKING
CIGARETTES.
WATCH THIS.
>> A FEW OF US WERE SMOKING.
THERE WERE THESE TWO VERY LARGE
DISNEYLAND POLICE OFFICERS, AND
THEY ESCORTED US OUT OF
DISNEYLAND.
[ AUDIENCE AWS ]
THIS IS A TRUE STORY,
EVERYBODY.
YOU KNOW, I WAS BOOTED FROM THE
MAGIC KINGDOM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: PEOPLE ARE LIKE,
"KIDS DO CRAZY THINGS."
AND OBAMA WAS LIKE, "KIDS?
THAT WAS LAST WEEK.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
GOOFY, COME AT ME, BRO.
SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS.
I SAW THAT "JEOPARDY" HOST
ALEX TREBEK GREW A BEARD.
YEAH.
WHEN HIS WIFE SAW IT, SHE WAS
LIKE "WHAT IS -- THAT ON YOUR
FACE?"
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
HEY, LISTEN TO THIS.
AFTER LOSING ALL 16 OF THEIR
GAMES LAST SEASON, THE
CLEVELAND BROWNS' FIRST GAME OF
THE YEAR ENDED IN A TIE.
[ AUDIENCE OHS ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
YEP.
THE CLEVELAND BROWNS.
EVEN WHEN THEY DON'T LOSE, THEY
DON'T WIN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S REALLY INTERESTING.
THIS IS INTERESTING.
STARBUCKS IS TESTING A NEW
LIGHTER VERSION OF THEIR
FRAPPUCCINO THAT HAS FEWER
CALORIES AND LESS SUGAR.
IT'S A BIG MOVE FOR STARBUCKS.
AND THEY'VE ALREADY RELEASE A
A NEW AD TO PROMOTE IT.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
♪♪♪
>> WE KNOW THAT YOU LOVE
STARBUCKS, AND WATCHING YOUR
CALORIES SHOULDN'T GET IN THE
WAY OF THAT.
THAT'S WHY WE'RE INTRODUCING A
A NEW, LIGHTER VERSION OF THE
FRAPPUCCINO'S YOU KNOW AND
LOVE.
INTRODUCING -- COFFEE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HOW DO WE MAKE IT?
WE START WITH BREWING FRESH
COFFEE, AND THEN, WE STOP.
THAT'S IT.
NO WHIPPED CREAM, PUMPKIN SPICE
OR WHATEVER'S IN THIS THING.
THE STARBUCKS FRAPPUCCINO
LIGHT.
IT'S COFFEE, IDIOT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO.
THAT'S RIGHT.
IT'S JUST COFFEE!
AND FINALLY, I HEARD ABOUT A
A COLLEGE STUDENT IN CANADA WHO
HAS E-MAILED EVERYONE AT HIS
SCHOOL NAMED NICOLE, NICKY,
NICOLETTE AND NICK, TRYING TO
FIND THE WOMAN HE MET AT A BAR.
MEANWHILE, THE ACTUAL WOMAN WAS
LIKE, "WHEW.
THANK GOD I GAVE HIM A FAKE
NAME.
HE SOUNDS A LITTLE CRAZY."
[ LAUGHTER ]
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW.
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS,
EVERYBODY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU VERY
MUCH, ROOTS.
THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
THANK YOU WATCHING.
GOOD TO SEE YA, HIGGINS.
WE HAVE GOT A FUN SHOW TONIGHT.
THEY ARE TWO TALENTED HUMAN
BEINGS.
VERY FUNNY.
THEY ARE THE STARS OF THE NEW
AMAZON SERIES "FOREVER."
MAYA RUDOLPH AND FRED ARMISEN
ARE HERE!
>> Steve: YEAH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: JUST --
>> Steve: COME ON.
>> Jimmy: JUST THE GREATEST.
I CAN'T WAIT -- I CAN'T WAIT TO
SEE 'EM.
PLUS, HE'S UP FOR AN EMMY NEXT
WEEK FOR HIS PERFORMANCE IN THE
HIT SERIES "ATLANTA."
HE ALSO HAS THREE GIANT MOVIES
COMING OUT,
BRIAN TYREE HENRY --
>> Steve: YO!
>> Jimmy: -- IS STOPPING BY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND FROM THE GREAT STATE OF
NEW JERSEY, SENATOR CORY BOOKER
IS HERE!
>> Steve: WHOA!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: AND WE'LL HAVE FUNNY
STAND-UP FROM SAM MORRIL RIGHT
THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
>> Steve: OH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: FUNNY GUY.
WE HAVE A BIG WEEK OF SHOWS
AHEAD.
MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY WILL BE
HERE.
DANIEL RADCLIFFE IS GONNA BE
HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THEN ON WEDNESDAY -- WEDNESDAY,
WE'RE GOING TO AIR A BRAND NEW
"CLASSROOM INSTRUMENTS" WITH
AEROSMITH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
SPEAKING OF -- SPEAKING OF
WEDNESDAY, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
DOING WEDNESDAY MORNING?
>> Steve: I HEARD.
IN THE MORNING.
>> Jimmy: EARLY IN THE MORNING
WEDNESDAY, WELL, I'M GOING ON
"ELVIS DURAN" -- "THE
ELVIS DURAN MORNING SHOW."
>> Steve: OH!
>> Jimmy: THEY'RE ONE OF THE --
IT'S ONE OF THE BEST RADIO
SHOWS OUT THERE.
I JUST -- ON Z100, OR iHEART
RADIO, I'M NOT -- HOW YOU
LISTEN TO MUSIC ANYMORE.
BUT ANYWAYS, OR --
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THE RADIO.
BUT, ANYWAYS, Z100.
ELVIS DURAN, WHO YEARS AGO, I
THINK HE THOUGHT THAT WE WERE
IMITATING HIM WHEN WE DID --
>> Steve: WHEN WE DID THE
ZOO CREW?
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
WE WEREN'T, THOUGH, WERE WE?
>> Steve: NO.
NO.
>> Jimmy: WE JUST, KIND OF,
JUST MADE UP A GENERIC --
>> Steve: WE MADE UP THE
CRAZIEST THING IN THE WORLD.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER?
AND "WE'RE BACK."
>> Steve: YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: "AND WE'RE BACK.
BACK IN THE BOX.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?"
AND HE'S LIKE, "YEAH, I AM.
YOU -- YOU GONNA DO ME?"
I GO, NOT --
>> Steve: OH, HE SEES SOME
AWFUL THING AND THEN -- IT'S
7:42 IN THE A.M.?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY.
YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: YEAH, I KNOW.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
HE WAS -- HE HAD ME COME ON.
I WOULD DO A CHARACTER ON
THE -- OF "SATURDAY NIGHT
LIVE," THAT WE WROTE WHERE I'D
HAVE THIS, LIKE, CELEBRITY COME
ON THE SHOW.
AND I GO LIKE, "NOW, TELL ME
ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE.
I LOVE IT.
WAIT -- WAIT TILL WE COME BACK
FROM THE BREAK.
I CAN'T WAIT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
IT'S GONNA BE SO GREAT.
LIKE, "POW.
WE'RE BACK.
GOOD MORNING.
AH."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I GO, "BY THE WAY, I SAW YOUR
MOVIE, AND IT STUNK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT WAS THAT CRAP?"
AND THEY'RE LIKE, "WHAT?"
AND JUST GET BLINDSIDED.
BUT THAT'S LIKE --
BUT ANYWAYS, ELVIS THOUGHT I
BASED IT OFF OF HIM.
>> Steve: WAS HE FLATTERED?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO.
BUT THEN HE'S LIKE -- AND THEN
HE WORE THESE HAWAIIAN SHIRT
THAT HE USED TO WEAR.
AND I WAS LIKE --
>> Steve: NO.
>> Jimmy: I -- I DON'T EVEN
KNOW -- I DON'T WHAT YOU WEAR
AT ALL.
YOU'RE ON THE RADIO.
>> Steve: YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WE DON'T SEE IT.
HE'S NOT ON TELEVISION.
>> Jimmy: HOW DO I KNOW WHAT HE
WEARS?
>> Steve: YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BUT ANYWAYS, I'M
GOING ON WEDNESDAY MORNING.
WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT A BUNCH
OF STUFF IN THE SHOW.
AND HIM -- AND THEY HAVE THE
WHOLE -- THE WHOLE GANG OVER
THERE IS REALLY FUNNY AND COOL.
BUT, MAYBE WE'LL TALK ABOUT
THIS Z100 THING.
MAYBE WE'LL WRITE A LITTLE ONE
UP.
>> Steve: OH, YEAH.
AN AD FOR HIM.
>> Jimmy: MAYBE WE'LL DO ONE.
BUT IT'S GONNA BE FUN.
BUT -- WE'RE REALLY GONNA TALK
ABOUT, IS OUR BIG SHOW HERE --
"THE TONIGHT SHOW," ON THURSDAY
NIGHT.
>> Steve: OH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WE ARE PARTNERING
WITH T-MOBILE AND DOING A GIANT
THING THAT'S NEVER DONE BEFORE.
WE ARE TAKING "THE TONIGHT
SHOW" TO CENTRAL PARK --
>> Steve: YEAH!
>> Jimmy: -- LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪
>> Steve: COME ON.
>> Jimmy: UNDER THE STARS!
>> Steve: COME ON.
>> Jimmy: THIS THURSDAY.
>> Steve: COME ON.
>> Jimmy: UNDER THE STARS.
SPEAKING OF STARS, BLAKE LIVELY
WILL BE THERE WITH US THAT
NIGHT.
>> Steve: YEAH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: CARRIE UNDERWOOD IS
GONNA TALK --
>> Steve: WHOA!
>> Jimmy: -- AND CLOSE OUT THE
SHOW WITH A BRAND NEW SONG OFF
OF HER NEW ALBUM.
IT IS A BIG, BIG, BIG SHOW.
IT'S OVER AT WHERE -- THEY ARE
SETTING UP THE STAGE RIGHT NOW.
IT'S JUST SO COOL LOOKING OVER
THERE.
SO, AGAIN, MY THANKS TO
T-MOBILE.
WE LOVE THOSE GUYS.
WE'RE ALWAYS DOWN TO DO
SOMETHING DIFFERENT, AND
THEY'RE ALWAYS DOWN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THEY'RE ALWAYS DOWN TO DO
SOMETHING DIFFERENT, AS WELL.
IN FACT, WE'RE -- WE'RE GONNA
DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT HERE
TONIGHT.
YOU GUYS, T-MOBILE WANTS TO
THANK YOU FOR BEING OUR GREAT
AUDIENCE.
THAT'S WHY EVERYONE IN
TONIGHT'S AUDIENCE IS GETTING
AN iPHONE AND FREE SERVICE FROM
T-MOBILE!
♪♪♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
HIGGINS, TELL THEM MORE.
>> Steve: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT,
JIMMY.
EVERYONE IN TONIGHT'S AUDIENCE
WILL GET AN iPHONE AND A YEAR
OF FREE SERVICE THANKS TO
T-MOBILE.
T-MOBILE, THE UN-CARRIER.
JIMMY?
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT!
YES!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 13th, IS
"THE TONIGHT SHOW" IN
CENTRAL PARK!
YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT.
STICK AROUND.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
MAYA RUDOLPH AND FRED ARMISEN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUESTS
TONIGHT STAR IN THE NEW COMEDY,
"FOREVER" WHICH PREMIERES THIS
FRIDAY ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO.
EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME,
MAYA RUDOLPH AND FRED ARMISEN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪
>> Jimmy: OH, MY --
WOW.
>> WOW.
>> Jimmy: HOLY --
WOW.
YOU GUYS --
>> HI GUYS.
>> Jimmy: WELCOME.
THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK TO
THE SHOW.
I MEAN, I GOT TO SAY, YOU GUYS
LOOK GREAT.
>> I KNOW.
>> YEAH.
WE'RE JUST --
>> WE DO.
>> YOU KNOW, WE'RE SO WELL
KNOWN AND WE'RE JUST --
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YES.
>> WE JUST WANT TO WALK AROUND
AND --
>> Jimmy: YOU JUST WANT TO BE
PEOPLE.
>> WE JUST WANT TO --
WE JUST WANT TO BE PEOPLE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WE'VE BECOME -- SO FAMOUS.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
OH, MY GOSH.
ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS JUST BE A
A PERSON.
>> I JUST WANT TO GO UP AN
ESCALATOR, DOWN AN ESCALATOR.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
NORMAL STUFF.
>> Jimmy: YOU WANNA GO UP A
A DOWN ESCALATOR?
>> YEAH.
>> I WANT TO GO SIDEWAYS.
>> Jimmy: OH MY GOSH.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO
FOR ONE DAY?
>> Jimmy: JUST ONCE.
>> JUST GO TO A YOGA CLASS.
>> Jimmy: OH MAYA, THAT'S ALL
YOU WANT YOU TO --
>> JUST A YOGA CLASS.
>> Jimmy: YOGA, AND YOU CAN'T,
BECAUSE YOU'RE THAT FAMOUS.
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER ]
>> WE'RE JUST PEOPLE.
JUST MARSHMALLOWS OVER A FIRE.
YOU KNOW, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO
ASK?
>> OH PLEASE.
>> Jimmy: NO, I MEAN, NO.
IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK.
YOU WANT TO JUST TOAST A
A MARSHMALLOW OVER THE FIRE.
>> YEAH.
>> JUST IN PEACE.
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, BUT YOU'RE
HERE.
YOU'RE ON THE SHOW NOW.
YOU'RE ON IN FRONT OF THIS
GREAT CROWD.
THEY'RE HERE.
THEY'RE ON TELEVISION.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YOU DON'T NEED TO WEAR --
>> I CAN'T SEE THEM.
>> Jimmy: YOU COULDN'T HEAR
THEM?
>> I CAN HEAR THEM, BUT I CAN'T
SEE --
IT'S VERY DARK IN HERE.
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO.
YOU CAN TAKE THE --
YOU CAN TAKE THE SUNGLASSES OFF
IF YOU WANT TO.
>> OH.
OH, YOU CAN?
>> Jimmy: SURE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> JIMMY!
OH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
♪♪♪
>> Jimmy: IT'S ME.
>> I DIDN'T SEE YOU BUDDY.
>> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT
WAS ME.
>> HEY BUDDY.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
OH YOU GUYS ARE KILLING --
>> I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE I WAS.
>> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHERE
YOU WERE?
OH MY -- I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE
HERE.
>> HI HIGGINS!
>> Jimmy: SO GOOD TO SEE YOU
GUYS.
>> IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU.
>> Jimmy: AND I'M LIKE, WHAT
ARE WE GOING TO DO WHEN YOU WE
ON?
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO TALK
ABOUT?"
>> WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
>> Jimmy: WE COULD JUST --
>> SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT --
SPORTS?
>> Jimmy: NO, I DON'T WANT TO
TALK ABOUT SPORTS.
>> YEAH.
WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT SPORTS?
>> Jimmy: NO YOU SAID --
YOU SAID, YOU GO, WELL WHY
DON'T WE DO LIKE THE IMPRESSION
GAME?
AND I WAS LIKE, YEAH.
>> OH, YEAH.
>> NO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT.
>> COME ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> SO -- FOR AS LONG AS I'VE
KNOWN THESE GUYS, WE DO THIS
THING WHERE WE'LL JUST SAY A
A RANDOM PERSON, AND THE OTHER
PERSON HAS TO DO AN IMPRESSION
AS BEST AS YOU CAN DO IT.
>> YEAH.
IT'S MORE ABOUT THE EFFORT.
THAN THE QUALITY.
>> Jimmy: CAUSE --
SOMETIMES IT'S NOT NECESSARILY
LIKE A PERSON YOU WOULD EVEN
THINK ABOUT, OR EVEN SOMETIMES
KNOW, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
YEAH.
>> YEAH.
IT COULD BE SOMEONE --
IT COULD BE A FRIEND.
IT COULD BE SOMEONE REALLY
FAMOUS.
IT COULD BE WHOEVER YOU WANT IT
TO BE.
>> Jimmy: I KIND OF HATE THIS
GAME, BUT I REMEMBER PLAYING
WITH YOU.
I GET SO NERVOUS.
I'M LIKE --
>> OH.
>> IT'S FUN.
>> I KNOW, CAUSE YOU WANT
SOMEONE IN YOUR WHEELHOUSE,
BUT --
>> YES.
>> IT'S KIND OF BETTER IF WE
DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT.
>> OKAY.
WHO SHOULD GO FIRST?
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
WHO SHOULD GO FIRST?
>> WHO SHOW GO FIRST?
>> Jimmy: WELL, MAYA.
LADIES FIRST.
>> WHO SHOULD SHE DO?
>> SHOULD I DO JIMMY?
>> TRY JIMMY.
YEAH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: YOU'VE DONE ME?
>> OKAY, READY --
NO.
I'VE NEVER DONE YOU.
>> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO STOP
TALKING.
SO YOU CAN --
>> OKAY, READY?
>> Jimmy: YUP, YUP.
>> BEST MOVIE EVER.
BEST -- BEST LASAGNA EVER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
BEST.
UNBELIEVABLE.
COME ON.
[ LAUGHTER ]
♪♪♪
IT'S THE EFFORT.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
>> THAT'S REALLY GOOD.
>> IT'S AN 'E' FOR EFFORT.
>> Jimmy: NOT BAD.
I LIKE THAT.
THAT WAS FANTASTIC.
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL DO -- I'LL DO FRED.
>> OH, PLEASE.
>> Jimmy: UM -- HERE WE GO.
UH-HUH.
HMM.
OH --
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, HI, JIMMY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, HI, JIMMY.
HAVE YOU HEARD THIS SONG?
DO YOU KNOW THE BLACK SEEDS?
YOU EVER HEARD THE BLACK SEEDS?
YOU KNOW LIKE, CARL STRUM IS ON
THE BASS, AND --
>> OH MY GOD.
>> Jimmy: NO, IT'S REALLY,
REALLY GOOD.
IT'S REALLY GOOD.
ALL RIGHT -- ALL RIGHT.
BYE, JIMMY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪
>> I'M GETTING TINGLES.
I'M GETTING TINGLES.
>> I FEEL LIKE THAT'S A FRED
THAT STILL LIVES WITH HIS
MOTHER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IT WAS AN ODD VERSION
OF FRED, BUT I DON'T DO A FRED.
I DON'T DO A FRED.
>> OH, THAT WAS SO ENJOYABLE.
>> THAT WAS REALLY TRIPPY.
AND IF --
NOW, SINCE WE'RE DOING EACH
OTHER, IF I WAS TO DO MAYA --
MAYA IS KIND OF --
SHE'S IN HERE, AND WHY AM I
COLD?
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHY?
>> THAT SOUNDS RIGHT.
>> DON'T GIVE ME THAT.
NO.
I DON'T WANT --
NO.
I DON'T WANT THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE MAKING ME
COLD.
>> YOU KNOW THAT'S HOW I TALK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S AN --
THAT'S AN EXTREMELY PERSONAL
IMPRESSION.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A REAL
PERSONAL --
THAT'S A RARE MAYA.
THAT'S A REAL LIKE --
THAT'S A REAL, LIKE, GETTING TO
KNOW --
I'VE KNOWN MAYA FOR YEARS.
>> THAT'S LIKE A 9:00 P.M.
MAYA.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
THAT'S NOT LIKE AN ON T.V.
MAYA.
>> NO.
THAT'S THE PRIVATE MAYA.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S THE PRIVATE
MAYA.
>> CAN YOU DO HIGGINS?
>> Jimmy: OH, HIGGINS?
>> YEAH.
>> Steve: CAN YOU DO ME?
>> OR -- OR THE JOKE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
OR -- OR --
>> OR --
>> Jimmy: OR THE JOKE.
>> OR THE JOKE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD.
DUDE, THAT IS A REALLY --
THAT HURT MY HAND RIGHT THERE.
IS THAT WHAT YOU GUYS DO ON SET
WHEN LIKE YOU HAVE OFF, LIKE
WHEN YOU'RE NOT FILMING?
I MEAN YOU JUST --
>> YEAH, WE JUST --
>> WE GOOF AROUND A LOT.
>> WE DID THIS OTHER THING WHEN
WE WERE DOING THIS SHOW, WHERE
WE WOULD DO --
STING SONGS, BUT NOT WRITTEN BY
STING.
LIKE --
>> RIGHT.
WE DO AN IMPRESSION OF STING
SINGING A SONG THAT HE DID NOT
EVER PERFORM OR WRITE.
>> YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ALRIGHT.
THIS IS A COOL GAME.
"THE STING GAME."
>> YEAH.
SO IT'S KIND OF LIKE --
>> Jimmy: GIVE ME LIKE, HOW
WOULD YOU DO THIS?
>> WE REALLY DID THIS.
AND FOR SOME REASON, IT MADE
SENSE.
>> ALL DAY LONG.
>> FOR SOME REASON THEY REALLY
SOUNDING LIKE STING SONGS.
LIKE, YOU KNOW "OLD TIME ROCK N
ROLL."
♪♪♪
JUST TAKE --
♪♪♪
♪ JUST TAKE THOSE OLD
RECORDS OFF THE SHELF ♪
I SIT AND LISTEN TO THEM
BY MYSELF ♪
♪ GOT THE
SAME SOUL ♪
♪ I LIKE THE OLD TIME
ROCK N ROLL.
>> HE'S DOING THE BASS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, HE IS.
>> YEAH.
YEAH, YEAH.
>> WOW.
THAT WAS A REAL MASH UP.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I DIDN'T --
I DIDN'T EXPECT "EVERY BREATH
YOU TAKE" IN THERE.
>> Jimmy: WHAT ELSE --
YOU DO "OLD TIME ROCK N ROLL."
ANY SONG?
>> "OLD TIME ROCK N ROLL."
I GOT ONE.
CAN YOU GUYS DO "EYE OF THE
TIGER"?
♪♪♪
>> YEAH.
♪ RISING UP
BACK ON THE STREETS
DID MY TIME
TOOK MY CHANCES ♪
♪ WENT THE DISTANCE
NOW I'M BACK
ON MY FEET ♪
♪ JUST A MAN
AND HIS WILL
TO SURVIVE ♪
♪ IT'S THE EYE
OF THE TIGER ♪
♪ IT'S THE THRILL
OF THE FIGHT.♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: TOOK MY CHANCES.
TOOK MY CHANCES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I COULD DO --
GIVE ME A SONG.
>> YOU'RE THE BEST STING
SINGER.
>> Jimmy: NO, BUT I COULD DO --
I MIGHT SLOW MY STING DOWN.
DO THE SLOWER STING.
>> WHAT SHOULD HE SING?
>> WE COULD TRY --
WE COULD DO "WE WILL ROCK YOU"
IS A GOOD ONE.
>> OH, THERE YOU GO.
>> Jimmy: "WE WILL ROCK YOU."
QUEEN?
>> QuestLOVE: OKAY.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE
GO.
I'LL DO THE FIRST COUPLE LINES.
♪ BUDDY YOU'RE A BIG BOY
PLAYING ON THE STREETS
COME ON ♪
[ LAUGHTER ]
♪ YOU GOT YOU KNOW YOU GOT
BLOOD ON YOUR FACE
YOU BIG DISGRACE ♪
♪ SOMEBODY BETTER PUT YOU
BACK INTO YOUR PLACE
WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU
YOU KNOW YOU ROCK ♪
♪ WE WILL WE
WILL ROCK YOU ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: FANTASTIC!
WOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I NEVER THOUGHT STING DOING
QUEEN SONGS WOULD BE GREAT.
>> YEAH, BUT IT MAKES SENSE.
>> IT MAKES SENSE.
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE.
IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE.
>> IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE.
>> Jimmy: IT MAKES SENSE.
SO I'M WATCHING THIS THING.
I'M READY TO LIKE, DIE
LAUGHING, WHICH I DID.
IT'S BEYOND FUNNY --
WHICH IS I THINK, A GREAT
DEFINITION OF BOTH OF YOUR
COMEDY STYLES.
I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL ANYTHING.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S OUT.
>> THERE'S A LOT OF --
IT'S A RELATIONSHIP STORY.
IT'S A STORY ABOUT A MARRIED
COUPLE, AND, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE TOGETHER
FOREVER, BASICALLY.
WHEN YOU GET MARRIED THAT'S --
>> YEAH.
YEAH, AND YOU SEE KIND OF
LIKE --
YOU SEE THEIR WHOLE
RELATIONSHIP KIND OF --
>> Jimmy: MADE ME LAUGH SO
HARD.
IT'S DIALED IN.
IT'S BEAUTIFULLY, LASER
TARGETED COMEDY.
IT IS SO WELL DONE AND FUNNY.
"FOREVER."
IT'S ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO.
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP.
>> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: GREATT.
DO WE KNOW WHAT THIS CLIP IS?
DO WE KNOW WHAT IT'S EVEN THE
CLIP'S ABOUT?
WE'RE KIND OF CREATURES OF
HABIT.
WE GO ON THE SAME VACATIONS,
AND THIS TIME WE TRY SOMETHING
NEW.
WE TRY TO GO SKIING.
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH.
CAUSE YOU GO, HEY LET'S DO
SOMETHING.
LET'S NOT GO FISHING.
LET'S GO SKIING.
>> YEAH, LET'S DO SOMETHING
NEW.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHEN THE WHOLE
THING KIND OF --
>> SPICE IT UP.
>> Jimmy: HERE'S MAYA RUDOLPH
AND FRED ARMISEN IN "FOREVER."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> WOW.
>> HOW GORGEOUS IS THIS?
THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
>> I KNOW.
>> SUCH A GOOD IDEA, HONEY.
>> OH, THANK YOU.
>> [ BLEEP ]
MOTHER [ BLEEP ]
[ BLEEP ]
THAT'S COLD.
GOOD LORD.
[ BLEEP ]
IS IT GOING TO BE THAT COLD
EVERYWHERE?
>> IS IT THAT BAD?
YOU'RE SCARING ME.
>> IT'S PRETTY BAD.
ALRIGHT.
WE CAN DO THIS.
ON MY COUNT OF THREE.
LET'S GO OUT THERE.
ARE YOU READY?
>> ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, OKAY.
>> OKAY.
ONE --
TWO --
>> Together: THREE.
>> AH GOD!
>> [ BLEEP ] --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, OW, OH!
MAYA RUDOLPH, FRED ARMISEN.
"FOREVER" IS AVAILABLE FRIDAY
ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
BRIAN TYREE HENRY.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW OUR NEXT
GUEST FROM HIS EMMY NOMINATED
WORK IN THE CRITICALLY
ACCLAIMED SERIES, "ATLANTA."
NOW HE'S STARRING IN THREE NEW
FILMS COMING OUT THIS FALL.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE
WELCOME BRIAN TYREE HENRY.
♪♪♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU!
BRIAN TYREE HENRY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I LOVE IT EVERY TIME YOU COME
ON.
WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.
>> I LOVE BEING HERE, MAN.
I LOVE BEING HERE.
>> Jimmy: WE GOT SO MUCH TO
TALK ABOUT.
>> I KNOW.
BUT BEFORE WE DO THAT, I SAW
YOU WERE GIVING OUT PHONES
EARLIER.
[ CHEERS ]
>> Jimmy: NO, NOW --
>> LOOK UNDER YOUR SEAT, AND
THERE'S BAGS OF CANDY CORN THAT
I GOT FOR --
THERE'S NOTHING UNDER THERE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BAGS OF LAST YEAR'S
HALLOWEEN CANDY CORN.
>> RIGHT.
JUST LIKE, I NEED TO GET RID OF
IT.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S SO THOUGHTFUL
OF YOU.
>> I TRY, MAN.
>> Jimmy: YOU COME ON THE SHOW.
YOU KICK BUTT.
IT'S SUPER FUN.
YOU COME BACK.
YOU DESTROY AGAIN, AND THEN YOU
COME BACK.
AND I GO, DUDE WHAT YOU BEEN UP
TO?
AND YOU'RE LIKE, OH, NOTHING.
JUST THREE GIANT MOVIES.
THREE GIANT MOVIES.
>> YEAH.
YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU JUST CAME FROM
THE TORONTO --
>> TORONTO FILM FESTIVAL.
YEAH, MAN.
LITERALLY TODAY.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING
IN.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> I --I --
>> Jimmy: LET'S WALK THROUGH
THEM.
>> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: LET'S WALK THROUGH
THEM.
>> LET'S GO.
>> Jimmy: "WHITE BOY RICK" WITH
MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY.
>> YES.
YES.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS THE KID WHO
IS A -- ENDED UP BEING A --
>> IT'S BASED ON RICK WERSHE
WHO IS ACTUALLY A HUMAN BEING
THAT ACTUALLY GOT SENTENCED TO
LIFE IN PRISON AT 16 YEARS OLD.
>> Jimmy: 16-YEAR-OLD KID.
>> YEAH, MAN.
>> Jimmy: RUNNING.
>> JUST RUNNING THE DRUG GAME,
AND HE'S WHITE.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GOT THAT.
>> Jimmy: YES.
"WHITE BOY RICK."
YES.
THAT'S WHY I GOT THAT.
"WHITE BOY RICK."
YEAH.
>> "WIDOWS."
>> Jimmy: "WIDOWS."
VIOLA DAVIS.
>> YEAH.
DIRECTED BY STEVE McQUEEN.
>> Jimmy: STEVE McQUEEN.
>> MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ.
ELIZABETH DEBICKI.
ROBERT DUVALL.
COLLIN FARRELL.
DANIEL KALUUYA.
>> JIMMY: OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
>> YEAH, MAN.
THE WEEKEND WITH THEM HAS BEEN
REALLY COOL.
AND LIAM NEESON, WHO BY THE
WAY, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW
THIS, BUT WE HAD TO TAKE A LOT
OF PHOTOGRAPHS THIS WEEKEND
WITH LIAM.
AND HE IS A FAN OF BLUE STEEL.
THE LOOK BLUE STEEL.
SO ANYTIME THAT WE WERE TRYING
TO DO A PHOTO.
HE WAS LIKE, OKAY.
BLUE STEEL.
I'M LIKE, WELL WE REALLY GOING
TO DO IT, LIAM?
AND I'D BE THE ONLY ONE LIKE --
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND NO ONE ELSE WAS DOING IT.
I WENT --
>> Jimmy: SO ALL OF --
>> IT WAS A SET UP LIAM.
>> Jimmy: I'LL LOOK FOR YOUR
PHOTOS.
YOU AND LIAM.
>> PLEASE DON'T.
GUYS, DON'T.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WE'LL HAVE IT NEXT
TIME YOU COME ON.
"IF BEALE STREET COULD TALK."
>> "IF BEALE STREET COULD
TALK."
YEAH.
BY BARRY JENKINS.
>> Jimmy: BARRY JENKINS.
>> WRITTEN BY, JAMES BALDWIN.
YEAH.
SOME HEAVY HITTERS.
REGINA KING.
YOU KNOW?
>> Jimmy: I LOVE REGINA KING.
>> YOU KNOW?
LIKE EVERY --
LIKE COLMAN DOMINGO.
STEPHAN.
KIKI.
I MEAN, LIKE, EVERYONE IN THIS
MOVIE ABSOLUTELY --
>> Jimmy: BARRY JENKINS WON THE
OSCAR FOR "MOONLIGHT."
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, IT'S JUST
BEAUTIFUL.
IT LOOKS GORGEOUS.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: BUT I MEAN THESE ARE
GIANT, GIANT THINGS.
AND I'M LIKE SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
CAUSE I'M LIKE, DUDE, THAT'S
THE GUY WHO WAS GOOFING OFF AND
DANCING WITH LIKE LAST WEEK, HE
WAS ON OUR SHOW.
DUDE, WE DIDN'T EVEN GET INTO
TALKING ABOUT IT, BUT YOU'RE A
A GIANT BEE GEES FAN.
>> OH, MAN.
ONE OF THE BIGGEST BEE GEES
FANS.
AND I'M NOT GOING TO --
[ CHEERS ]
YEAH.
GIVE IT UP FOR THE GOOD, MAN.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THIS DUDE.
>> THE FUNNY THING IS, IS LIKE,
SO, MY FATHER GROWING UP, HE
HAD LIKE --
WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, HE HAD,
LIKE, THIS BOOKSHELF THAT WAS,
LIKE, TO ME, TEN FEET TALL, AND
YOU KNOW, VINYLS ARE THIS THIN.
SO THEY WERE FILLED WITH
HUNDREDS OF VINYLS, AND I
REMEMBER CLIMBING UP, AND
PULLING OUT "SATURDAY NIGHT
FEVER."
AND I WAS LIKE, OH, COOL, SO
YOU KNOW "SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER"
IS LIKE JOHN TRAVOLTA, AND --
SO WHEN I HEARD THE MUSIC, I
WAS LIKE, OH, I THOUGHT THAT,
YOU KNOW, THAT IT WAS WOMEN AT
FIRST.
AND I WAS, OH, IT'S NOT WOMEN.
I WAS LIKE, WELL, THEY'VE GOT
TO BE BLACK, MAN, BECAUSE --
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, NO.
THESE ARE AUSTRALIAN WHITE
GUYS."
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND I JUST -- I MEAN, LIKE I
DON'T KNOW.
I STILL LISTEN TO THE BEE GEES
TO THIS DAY.
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, THEY ARE MY
JAM.
>> I MEAN LIKE, "BABY."
EVEN THAT OCTAVE.
SEE THAT'S THE BEE GEES OCTAVE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> IT'S THE BEST.
LIKE, MY FAVORITE SONG IS "LOVE
YOU INSIDE OUT."
IT'S JUST LIKE, MY FAVORITE.
♪ BABY I CAN'T FIGURE
IT OUT
YOUR KISSES TASTE
LIKE HONEY ♪
♪ SWEET LIES
DON'T GIVE ME NO RISE ♪
♪ FIGURE IT OUT
FIGURE IT OUT ♪
♪ OH WWHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO DO ♪
>> YES, OH MY GOD!
♪♪♪
>> I FIGURE --
I FIGURE FOR THE BEE GEES THE
MORE EXASPERATED, AND OUT OF
BREATH YOU ARE THE MORE GIBBS
YOU SOUND.
YOU'RE THE BEST AT DOING THE
GIBBS, BRO.
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
[ CHEERS ]
THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT.
>> YOU'RE THE BEST AT THE
GIBBS.
>> Jimmy: "LOVE YOU INSIDE AND
OUT."
>> I KNOW, MAN.
IT'S MY FAVORITE.
♪ OH-AH-AH ♪
>> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT TO YOU
HAVE ON THE SHOW.
[ APPLAUSE ]
BRIAN TYREE HENRY.
>> HAPPY TO BE HERE.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
LET'S TALK ABOUT --
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU TOO, MAN.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO EVER LEAVE.
EMMYS THIS WEEKEND.
>> OH, MAN.
>> Jimmy: DUDE, YOU GOT
NOMINATED FOR --.
>> GOSH.
>> Jimmy: COME ON.
THE EMMYS, DUDE, FOR "ATLANTA."
YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE.
>> I'M SO NERVOUS.
[ APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
I --
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE GREAT.
THAT'S WHY IT'S FUN, AND I LOVE
IT.
>> OH, I'M SO NERVOUS, MAN.
I MEAN LIKE LAST YEAR WAS
DIFFERENT, BECAUSE I WAS
NOMINATED, LIKE NOT --
IT WASN'T FOR MY SHOW.
IT WAS, LIKE, FOR A GUEST STAR.
SO I WAS, "OKAY.
THAT'S COOL."
YOU KNOW, BUT NOW THAT IT'S FOR
MY SHOW IT'S, LIKE, REALLY,
REALLY REAL.
LIKE, IT'S LIKE, BUT THEN I'M
UP AGAINST, LIKE YOU KNOW,
HENRY WINKLER AND
TONY SHALHOUB, AND TITUS AND
KEENAN IS UP THERE, MAN.
>> JIMMY: OH RIGHT.
>> YEAH, MAN, LIKE --
>> Jimmy: OH GOOD, SEE YOU'RE
IN A GOOD CREW OF PEOPLE.
>> IT'S JUST A GREAT, GREAT,
GREAT CREW TO BE A PART OF.
>> Jimmy: IT'S GOING TO BE A
A GREAT YEAR.
DO YOU HAVE A GOOD LUCK THING
THAT YOU CARRY WITH OR
ANYTHING.
>> OH, YEAH, MAN.
WELL, TODAY WOULD HAVE BEEN MY
MOTHER'S 70th BIRTHDAY.
SO I USUALLY --
[ AUDIENCE AWS ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU.
SO, I NORMALLY WEAR MY MOTHER'S
JEWELRY.
SO, I'M GOING TO LIKE PICK A
A PIECE THAT I'VE BEEN SAVING
OF HERS TO ROCK UP THERE.
ALSO, I FEEL LIKE IF I WEAR IT
I WON'T FALL UP THE STAIRS.
CAUSE THAT'S MY BIGGEST FEAR.
IF I WIN I WILL FALL UP THE
STAIRS ON MY FACE, BUT I FEEL
LIKE IF I HAVE MY MOTHER ON ME,
IT WILL BE --
SHE'LL BLOCK THAT.
SO I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE I
HAVE THAT IT.
IT'S MY MOM, MAN.
>> Jimmy: TOTALLY WILL.
MOM ALWAYS SAVES YOU.
WE LOVE YOU, AND BEST OF LUCK
TO YOU.
>> AH MAN, THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: COME BACK WHENEVER
AND I'LL BE WATCHING, ROOTING
FOR YOU.
BRIAN TYREE HENRY, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
SENATOR CORY BOOKER.
STICK AROUND.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST SERVES
ON THE SENATE JUDICIARY
COMMITTEE AND WILL BE VOTING
SOON ON THE POTENTIAL SUPREME
COURT CONFIRMATION OF
BRETT KAVANAUGH.
HERE TO TALK ABOUT THAT AND
MORE, PLEASE WELCOME NEW JERSEY
SENATOR CORY BOOKER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪
>> GOOD TO BE BACK.
GOOD TO BE BACK.
YOUR SHOW NEEDED SOME JERSEY.
>> Jimmy: IT NEEDED A LITTLE
JERSEY.
YEAH.
[ CHEERS ]
THEY AGREE.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE
HERE YOU WERE RUNNING FOR
SENATOR, RIGHT?
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE RUNNING.
YOU WERE JUST -- AND WE WERE
BACKSTAGE.
DO YOU REMEMBER?
>> IT WAS A GREAT --
IT WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE
MOMENTS, BECAUSE YOU CAME BACK,
WE WERE TALKING, AND THEN YOU
WERE TALKING ABOUT YOUR FRIEND
CHRIS CHRISTIE, WHO, EVEN
THOUGH I COULD WRITE A
A DISSERTATION ON MY
DISAGREEMENTS WITH HIM WE ARE
FRIENDS TOO.
AND SO WE GOT CHRIS CHRISTIE ON
SPEAKER PHONE.
AND WE JUST HAD A HILARIOUS
CONVERSATION, THE THREE OF US.
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE JUST RUBBING
IN HIS FACE THAT YOU WERE ON
THE SHOW.
HA-HA.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'VE BEEN ON --
THIS IS MY SECOND TIME ON.
CHRIS HAS BEEN ON.
HE'S BEEN SINGING
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND ALL THIS
KIND OF STUFF.
I WANTED HIM TO KNOW THAT
FINALLY I GOT THE PRIVILEGE TO
SIT ON YOUR CHAIR.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
YEAH, NOW -- PLEASE.
YOU'RE HERE NOW.
I WAS JUST --
LAST WEEK YOU WERE ALL OVER THE
NEWS.
AND I WAS WATCHING IT AND I WAS
LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH."
I WONDERED WHAT WAS GOING --
WHAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD.
WHAT WAS HAPPENING?
WHY WERE YOU IN THE NEWS?
FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW.
>> WELL, OBVIOUSLY THE SUPREME
COURT HEARINGS HAVE BEEN GOING
ON AND DEMOCRATS, WE'VE BEEN
VERY FRUSTRATED, BECAUSE ABOUT
90% OF HIS WORK PRODUCT HAS NOT
BEEN RELEASED.
SO WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO
SCRUTINIZE THINGS.
AND THE STUFF WE HAVE GOTTEN,
ABOUT 10% OF IT --
IT'S BEEN LABELED COMMITTEE
CONFIDENTIAL.
IN OTHER WORDS, WE COULDN'T
EVEN USE IT IN THE HEARINGS.
AND SO, WEDNESDAY NIGHT I JUST
WENT AHEAD AND USED IT ANYWAY.
AND SO THURSDAY MORNING THAT
SET THE SCENE FOR A LOT OF
TENSION.
AND FINALLY I JUST ANNOUNCED
THAT I WAS NOT GOING TO ABIDE
BY THIS COMMITTEE CONFIDENTIAL
PROCESS.
I'M GOING TO RELEASE THESE
DOCUMENTS.
AT WHICH POINT THE MORE ELDER
SENIOR SENATOR FROM TEXAS
BASICALLY ACCUSED ME OF CONDUCT
UNBECOMING A SENATOR AND
THREATENED TO EXPEL ME FROM THE
SENATE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
AND YOU SAID --
YOU SAID --
>> I SAID, "BRING IT."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪
>> Jimmy: I WAS LIKE, "DID HE
JUST SAY 'BRING IT?'"
YOU'RE LIKE, "YEAH.
BRING IT.
LET'S GO.
BRING IT RIGHT NOW.
I'M DOING THIS."
>> LET ME BE CLEAR.
SO, I LOVE MY JOB.
I LOVE MY JOB.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I WANT TO KEEP -- I WOULD LIKE
TO KEEP MY JOB, JUST IN CASE
ANYBODY'S LISTENING OUT THERE,
BUT I DON'T WANT TO KEEP IT AT
THE EXPENSE OF NOT DOING WHAT'S
RIGHT.
AND IT'S NOT RIGHT --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
IT'S NOT RIGHT THAT THEY'RE
KEEPING SO MUCH FROM THE
AMERICAN PUBLIC.
THEY'RE KEEPING HIS RECORD.
THEY'RE SHROUDING IT IN
SECRECY.
AND REMEMBER, HE'S GOING FOR
THE HIGHEST OFFICE IN THE LAND
FOR A LIFETIME APPOINTMENT.
A POSITION THAT COULD --
ESPECIALLY BECAUSE IT'S GOING
TO CHANGE THE BALANCE OF THE
COURT, COULD AFFECT THE RIGHTS
OF WORKERS TO ORGANIZE, COULD
AFFECT OUR ACCESS TO HEALTH
CARE.
COULD AFFECT WOMEN'S RIGHTS,
LGBT RIGHTS, VOTING RIGHTS.
SO MUCH OF OUR CULTURE IS GOING
TO DEPEND UPON THIS NOMINEE.
AND WE SHOULD AT LEAST -- THE
AMERICAN PUBLIC SHOULD AT LEAST
KNOW WHAT HIS RECORD IS.
>> Jimmy: WHAT WOULD BE THE
NEXT -- STEPS SAYING THAT --
NOW IS JUST A VOTE OR --
>> SO THEY'RE GOING TO RACE TO
A COMMITTEE VOTE.
WHICH MIGHT AGAIN GET VERY
TENSE, BECAUSE I FOR ONE DON'T
FEEL THAT WE SHOULD BE VOTING
ON SOMETHING AFTER NOT BEING
ABLE TO VET A CANDIDATE
THOROUGHLY AND OFFICIALLY TO DO
MY CONSTITUTIONAL DUTY OF
ADVISING AND GIVING ADVICE AND
CONSENT.
AND THEN IT WILL EVENTUALLY
MOVE TO THE SENATE.
WHERE THEN, YOU KNOW, THE
NATION WILL WATCH WHAT WILL
HAPPEN TO A CANDIDATE WHO ON
MANY FUNDAMENTAL WAYS DISAGREES
WITH THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS.
YOU KNOW, MOST AMERICANS
BELIEVE IN A WOMAN'S RIGHT TO
CHOOSE.
MOST AMERICANS BELIEVE IN
CLIMATE CHANGE AND THAT THE
GOVERNMENT SHOULD DO SOMETHING
TO PROTECT THE ENVIRONMENT.
THIS IS SOMEBODY THAT I THINK
IS GOING TO ERODE THOSE RIGHTS
AND A LOT MORE.
SO THIS IS GOING TO BE ONE OF
THE BIGGEST -- IN FACT, MOST
SENATORS ON BOTH SIDES WILL SAY
THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST
IMPORTANT VOTES THEY'LL TAKE IN
THEIR LIFETIME.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
I MEAN, WERE YOU NERVOUS
WALKING IN?
WHAT IS -- WHERE DO YOU DO
THIS?
IS IT LIKE A LITTLE ROOM?
WHAT IS IT --
>> IT'S ACTUALLY INTERESTING.
IT'S A --
I'VE WATCHED THIS ON TV SINCE I
WAS IN COLLEGE AND WATCHING
THESE HEARINGS.
AND TO GET A CHANCE TO SIT WITH
SOME OF THESE GIANTS THAT ARE
STILL THERE.
LIKE PATRICK LEAHY AND
DICK DURBIN.
FOR ME, I SIT WAY ON THE END OF
THE DAIS, BECAUSE I'M ONE OF
THE MOST JUNIOR MEMBERS.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU GEEK OUT?
AND GO, "THIS IS WHY I GOT INTO
POLITICS?
THIS IS LIKE WALKING INTO
YANKEE STADIUM," OR WHATEVER?
WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE?
>> IT IS -- I STILL EVERY DAY I
GO INTO THE SENATE FLOOR, THE
GRANDEUR OF IT, KNOWING THAT
ISSUES FROM SLAVERY TO WOMEN'S
RIGHTS, SO MANY OF THE MOST
IMPORTANT THINGS THAT HAVE GONE
ON HAVE BEEN DEBATED ON THIS
FLOOR AND I HAVE THIS --
IT'S PROFOUNDLY HUMBLING TO ME.
I'LL NEVER FORGET WHEN MY MOM
WAS --
I DON'T THINK THIS HAS EVER
HAPPENED MAYBE IN SENATE
HISTORY.
WHERE MY MOM, SHE SAID, "THE
LAST THING WE'RE GOING TO DO
BEFORE YOU GET SWORN IN IS
YOU'RE GOING TO GO SEE
JOHN LEWIS."
WHO IS THIS ICON HERO OF THE
CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT.
WAS ONE OF THE LAST LIVING
PEOPLE THAT SPOKE ON THE MARCH
ON WASHINGTON WHERE KING SPOKE
THAT SPEECH "I HAVE A DREAM."
AND YOU WALK INTO HIS ROOM,
IT'S LIKE A CIVIL RIGHTS MUSEUM
EXCEPT FOR HE'S IN EVERY
PICTURE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND YOU --
AND MY MOM AND I -- MY DAD HAD
JUST DIED SIX DAYS BEFORE I WAS
ELECTED TO THE SENATE.
AND SO MY MOM AND I WERE
GRIEVING AND HERE'S JOHN LEWIS
LOOKING AT ME SAYING, "THIS IS
WHY WE FOUGHT."
I WAS ONLY THE FOURTH ELECTED
AFRICAN-AMERICAN, POPULARLY
ELECTED AFRICAN-AMERICAN IN THE
HISTORY OF THE SENATE.
AND THEN WE'RE WALKING TO GO
GET SWORN IN AND MY MOM'S LIKE,
"BOY, DON'T YOU FORGET WHERE
YOU CAME FROM.
DON'T YOU FORGET -- THE TITLE
DOESN'T MAKE THE MAN.
THE MAN'S GOT TO MAKE THE
TITLE."
I'M BEING LECTURED THE ENTIRE
WAY TO BEING SWORN IN.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: AS MOMS DO.
THANKS, MOM.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> SO -- IT IS PROFOUNDLY
HUMBLING TO BE THERE.
YOU KNOW THAT EVERY DAY -- AND
I'M STILL THAT GUY THAT WAS THE
MAYOR OF NEWARK.
I STILL LIVE IN CENTRAL WARD OF
NEWARK, NEW JERSEY.
I'M THE ONLY SENATOR THAT LIVES
IN AN INNER CITY COMMUNITY
WHERE FOLKS ARE RICH WITH
CHARACTER.
I LOVE MY COMMUNITY.
BUT WE'RE LOW INCOME COMMUNITY.
MEDIAN INCOME ABOUT $14,000 PER
HOUSEHOLD.
SO I GET UP IN NEWARK BEFORE I
GET ON THE TRAIN TO GO TO
WASHINGTON EVERY SINGLE DAY
WITH HARD-WORKING AMERICANS WHO
ARE STILL NOT PARTICIPATING IN
THE FULLNESS OF THE AMERICAN
PROMISE.
BECAUSE, WHETHER IT'S THE FACT
THAT WE HAVE AN INCREDIBLE
CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM THAT
TREATS DIFFERENT FOLKS
DIFFERENTLY BASED UPON THE ZIP
CODE THEY LIVE IN OR WHETHER I
SEE PEOPLE WHO ARE WORKING
FULL-TIME JOBS BUT AT MY CORNER
BODEGA STILL USE FOOD STAMPS.
BECAUSE IN AMERICA, WAGES ARE
AT A 65-YEAR LOW.
ALL OF THESE THINGS GIVE ME
MORE REASON TO GO DOWN THERE
AND FIGHT AND REPRESENT MY
STATE.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE SO MANY
THINGS TO DO.
[ APPLAUSE ]
IT'S GREAT THAT YOU DO THAT.
YOU WERE TALKING -- SOME
INTERESTING STATISTIC ABOUT
VOTING.
ABOUT YOUNG KIDS, 18 TO 25?
>> WELL, THIS IS THE STUNNING
THING ABOUT OUR COUNTRY IS --.
I REALLY BELIEVE THAT THE
OPPOSITE OF JUSTICE IS NOT
INJUSTICE.
IT'S OFTEN INACTION,
INDIFFERENCE, APATHY.
AND WE HAVE A SYSTEM THAT IS
INCREDIBLY POWERFUL.
AND I BELIEVE THE POWER OF THE
PEOPLE IS GREATER THAN THE
PEOPLE IN POWER.
WHEN A DEMOCRACY REALLY WORKS,
AND WE'RE VIBRANTLY
PARTICIPATING, GREAT THINGS
HAPPEN.
BUT WHEN WE DON'T, IT ALLOWS
SPECIAL INTERESTS OR VERY
NARROW ELITE MONEY INTERESTS TO
RIG THE SYSTEM, CONTROL THE
SYSTEM.
AND SO, WHAT YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT IS THE FACT TEENAGE,
EXCUSE ME, 18 TO 25-YEAR-OLDS
ONLY VOTE ABOUT 18%, 19% IN
MIDTERM ELECTIONS.
NOW, IF THAT WAS 40%, 50% --
>> Jimmy: 18%, 19%.
>> IT IS STUNNING.
THE LACK OF PARTICIPATION AND
THEN WE GET CYNICAL ABOUT THE
PROCESS, SAYING IT'S BROKEN.
NOTHING'S GOING TO CHANGE.
AND WE COMPLAIN ABOUT IT, BUT
WE DON'T VOTE.
AND IF WE VOTED, WE WOULD
CHANGE THINGS.
I MEAN, LOOK, IF YOU WANT TO
MAKE DRAMATIC CHANGE, I DON'T
CARE IF YOU'RE A REPUBLICAN OR
DEMOCRATIC MILLENNIAL.
BECAUSE REPUBLICAN, DEMOCRATIC
MILLENNIALS BELIEVE IN CLIMATE
CHANGE.
REPUBLICAN AND DEMOCRATIC
MILLENNIALS BELIEVE IN A
A WOMAN'S RIGHT TO CHOOSE.
THEY BELIEVE THAT COLLEGE
EDUCATION SHOULD BE MORE
AFFORDABLE.
THEY BELIEVE THAT -- YOU CAN,
SHOULD MARRY WHO YOU LOVE.
ALL OF THIS COMMONALITY BUT
THEY DON'T VOTE.
THEY WOULD LITERALLY, EVEN
COMMON SENSE GUN PROTECTIONS
LIKE BACKGROUND CHECKS.
AND IF THEY VOTED, THEY WOULD
TRANSFORM CONGRESS OVERNIGHT.
IF WE SAW 40% AND 50% COMING.
I MEAN, TO MAKE DRAMATIC CHANGE
IN THIS COUNTRY, YOU DON'T EVEN
NEED TO OCCUPY ANYTHING.
JUST VOTE.
JUST COME OUT AND VOTE.
AND THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS
HURTING OUR DEMOCRACY RIGHT
NOW.
AND IT'S ALLOWING OUR SYSTEM TO
BE CORRUPTED BY ALL OF THESE
OTHER FORCES THAT DON'T HAVE
THE COMMON INTERESTS AT HEART.
GUYS, GET OUT THERE AND VOTE.
PLEASE.
VOTE.
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THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK.
SENATOR CORY BOOKER!
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
COME ON BACK!
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>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST CAN BE
SEEN THIS FRIDAY ON
COMEDY CENTRAL IN HIS STAND-UP
SPECIAL, "AMY SCHUMER PRESENTS
SAM MORRIL POSITIVE INFLUENCE."
MAKING HIS "TONIGHT SHOW"
DEBUT.
PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY,
SAM MORRIL.
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>>> AH.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
SO, MAN, I AM BAD AT BREAKUPS.
I REALLY AM.
I DON'T EVEN --
WHAT DO YOU EVEN ASK ON THESE
FIRST DATES NOW?
WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE?
WHO CARES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS MY NEW FIRST DATE
QUESTION.
HOW LIKELY ARE YOU TO YELL AT
ME IN PUBLIC?
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT ONE'S GOING TO COME IN
HANDY.
I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THAT
RELATIONSHIP EIGHT MONTHS, AND
SHE'S SCREAMING AT ME IN FRONT
OF STRANGERS.
I'M LIKE, IT'S COOL.
WE BOTH LIKE CHANCE THE RAPPER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I WAS IN AN UBER RIGHT AFTER
THE BREAKUP.
AND --
YOU EVER OVER SHARE WITH THE
DRIVER?
TRY TO MAKE A LITTLE
CONNECTION.
HE WAS LIKE, "HOW ARE YOU?"
I WAS LIKE, "JUST HAD A
A BREAKUP."
HE WAS LIKE, "LET ME TELL YOU
SOME STUFF ABOUT BREAKUPS."
AND THE SECOND HE SAID THAT I
WAS LIKE, "I THINK I MADE A
A MISTAKE."
[ LAUGHTER ]
"BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I DID WHEN
MY GIRLFRIEND LEFT ME?"
I SAID, "WHAT."
HE SAID, "I HAD SEX WITH
EVERYONE.
YOU THINK THAT HELPED ME?"
I SAID, "NO."
HE SAID, "IT DID."
ALL RIGHT.
"YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I
DID?
I CALLED HER UP.
I TOLD HER ALL ABOUT IT.
THINK THAT MADE ME FEEL
BETTER?"
I SAID, "GOD, NO."
HE SAID, "IT DID."
I WAS LIKE, "I'M GOING TO STOP
GUESSING CAUSE YOU'RE VERY
UNPREDICTABLE."
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND IT WENT ON LIKE THIS FOR
40 MORE MINUTES.
I FINALLY GOT OUT OF THE CAR.
I WAS LIKE, "DID YOU THINK THAT
WAS HELPFUL FOR ME, AT ALL?"
HE SAID, "PROBABLY NOT."
I SAID, "IT WAS."
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
I UBER A LOT.
I'M A TERRIBLE DRIVER.
YOU KNOW, I'M A BAD DRIVER.
I GET MAD AT OTHER DRIVERS,
TOO.
YOU EVER GET CUT OFF BY A
A RECKLESS DRIVER?
AND THEN YOU CATCH UP WITH THEM
TO SEE WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE?
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT RACE OR
GENDER.
EVERY TIME I SEE WHAT THEY LOOK
LIKE, I'M ALWAYS LIKE, "I KNEW
IT."
[ LAUGHTER ]
COULD JUST BE A WHITE GUY.
I'M LIKE, "CLASSIC."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
CLASSIC WHITE DUDE.
TAKES WHAT'S HE WANTS,
CONTRIBUTES NOTHING TO SOCIETY.
I'M ONLY GOING TO GIVE YOU AN
EXAMPLE FOR WHITE PEOPLE.
BUT -- RACISM --
THAT MUST BE LEARNED BEHAVIOR.
DON'T YOU THINK?
IT MUST BE.
OTHERWISE YOU WOULD MEET RACIST
BABIES.
WHICH WOULD BE HILARIOUS.
JUST, ITSY-BITSY TEENY-WEENY
RACISTS.
"WHAT WERE HIS FIRST WORDS?"
"WE'D RATHER NOT SAY."
"ALSO, THEY WERE TAKEN OUT OF
CONTEXT?"
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'VE BEEN DRINKING TOO MUCH.
I REALLY HAVE.
I WAS -- I LIKE --
I PEED ON THE STREET THE OTHER
NIGHT.
YEAH, I'M NOT BRAGGING BUT --
THIS COP WALKED UP TO ME.
HE'S LIKE, "YOU'RE NOT
SERIOUSLY PEEING ON THE
STREET?"
I SAID, "NO, I'M DOING IT
IRONICALLY."
[ LAUGHTER ]
HE HANDCUFFED ME WHILE MY PENIS
WAS STILL OUT SO, THAT MAKES IT
LOOK LIKE I COMMITTED A WAY
WORST CRIME THAN PUBLIC
URINATION.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ONE OF TWO TIMES I'VE BEEN
HANDCUFFED DRUNK.
THE OTHER TIME I WAS IN
NEW ORLEANS.
I WAS WALKING DOWN STREET.
19 YEARS OLD.
AND THIS GUY ON THE STREET
SAID, "DO YOU WANT A HIT OF
THIS BLUNT?"
AND I SAID, "YES, I DO."
AND THE SECOND I TOOK A HIT,
THESE COPS OUT OF NOWHERE
SLAMMED ME AGAINST THE WALL.
THEY'RE PATTING ME DOWN.
THIS COP LOOKS DEEP INTO MY
EYES.
HE GOES, "YOU SEEM VERY DRUNK."
I LOOKED BACK.
AND I GO, "I AM MESSED UP."
HE'S LIKE, "HOW MUCH HAVE YOU
HAD?"
I SAID, "I'VE HAD A FEW TOO
MANY."
HE WAS LIKE, "HOW MUCH IS
THAT?"
I WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW TOO
MANY?"
HE SAID, "YEAH."
I SAID, "A FEW MORE THAN THAT."
[ LAUGHTER ]
HE DIDN'T EVEN CRACK A SMILE.
I'M NOT SAYING I'M OSCAR WILDE.
BUT I'M NEAR A BLACKOUT.
IT DESERVED SOMETHING.
YOU KNOW.
SO HE'S PATTING ME DOWN.
AND HE FEELS IN MY BACK
POCKET --
TO THIS DAY I HAVE A LITTLE
NOTEBOOK IN MY BACK POCKET.
AND HE SAID, "WHAT IS THAT?"
AND I'M DRUNK SO I SAID,
"THAT'S MY JOKE PAD."
AND HE'S SAID, "WHAT THE HELL
IS A JOKE PAD."
AND I SAID, "I'M A STAND-UP
COMIC."
AND THE SECOND IT CAME OUT MY
MOUTH, I WAS LIKE, "NO."
HE SAID, "YOU'RE A COMEDIAN?"
I SAID, "YEAH."
HE GOES, "WE'LL SEE ABOUT
THAT."
TAKES THE JOKE BOOK OUT OF MY
BACK POCKET.
STARTS READING THE JOKES OUT
LOUD.
AFTER EVERY JOKE HIS PARTNER
WOULD GO, "WORST PIECE OF CRAP
I'VE EVER HEARD."
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE TWO GUYS HANDCUFFED NEXT TO
ME ARE NOW LAUGHING
HYSTERICALLY.
THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY
SIDE.
THEY FLIPPED.
AND THEN IT ONLY WENT ON TWO OR
THREE MINUTES.
BUT IT FELT LONGER.
CAUSE THIS GUY'S GOT NO
DELIVERY.
HE'S MISSING MY KEY NUANCES.
YOU KNOW?
FINALLY UNCUFFS ME.
HE UNCUFFS THE OTHER GUY.
THEY FIGURED WE'VE HAD ENOUGH.
THEY KEEP MY JOKE BOOK.
THEY DRIVE AWAY.
AND THE SECOND THEY DRIVE AWAY,
ONE OF THE GUYS IN HANDCUFFS
TURNS TO ME "OH, MY GOD, DUDE.
I HAD COCAINE ON ME --
[ LAUGHTER ]
BUT THEY DIDN'T SEARCH ME
BECAUSE OF YOUR HORRIBLE
JOKES."
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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♪♪♪
>> Jimmy: AMAZING!
HEY.
THANK YOU.
SAM MORRIL.
FOR TOUR DATES, GO TO
SAMMORIL.COM.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY.
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>> Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S GOOD
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S GOOD
STUFF.
>> YEAH, DUDE.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, BRO.
THAT'S SWEET.
AWW, APPRECIATE THAT.
THANK YOU.
MAYA RUDOLPH.
I WANNA THANK FRED ARMISEN.
I WANNA THANK
BRIAN TYREE HENRY, SENATOR
CORY BOOKER.
SAM MORRIL ONCE AGAIN, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE,
FROM PHILADELPHIA,
PENNSYLVANIA.
HEY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS."
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING.
HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.
HOPE TO SEE YOU TOMORROW.
BYE-BYE, EVERYBODY.
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