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Before time began, there was the Cube.
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We know not where it comes from,
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only that it holds the power
to create worlds and fill them with life.
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That is how our race was born.
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For a time, we lived in harmony,
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but like all great power,
some wanted it for good, others for evil.
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And so began the war,
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a war that ravaged our planet
until it was consumed by death,
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and the Cube was lost
to the far reaches of space.
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We scattered across the galaxy,
hoping to find it and rebuild our home,
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searching every star, every world.
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And just when all hope seemed lost,
message of a new discovery drew us
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to an unknown planet called Earth.
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But we were already too late.
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Oh, God, five months of this.
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I can't wait to get a little taste of home.
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A plate of mama's alligators Бtouff Бe.
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You've been talking
about barbecued 'gators and crickets
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for the last two weeks. I'm never going
to your mama's house, Fig. I promise.
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But Bobby, Bobby, 'gators are known
to have the most succulent meat.
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I understand.
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English, please. English.
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I mean, how many times have we...
We don't speak Spanish. I told you that.
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Why you got to ruin it for me, man?
That's my heritage.
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Go with the Spanish. Whatever.
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Hey, you guys remember weekends?
Huh? The Sox at Fenway.
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- Cold hotdog and a flat beer.
- Perfect day.
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What about you, Captain?
You got a perfect day?
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I just can't wait to hold my baby girl
for the first time.
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- He's adorable.
- That's too...
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Shut up!
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Hey, I'm ready to do this.
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Hey, any of y'all grow some balls,
come see me on the court, man.
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Hey, hey!
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Watch this crossover, baby.
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Like Jordan in his prime,
pushing through the front line.
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- Step aside, ladies.
- Oh, man. What?
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- Lennox!
- Hey, what are you doing?
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- Water?
- Thank you.
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Are you gonna help me with the gear?
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Colonel Sharp, we have an inbound
unidentified infiltrator, 10 miles out.
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Unidentified aircraft, you are
in restricted US military airspace.
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Squawk ident and proceed east
out of the area.
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Raptors one and two, snap to heading
two-five-zero to intercept.
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Bogie is in the weeds ten miles out,
not squawking.
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Unidentified aircraft, we will escort you
to US SOCCENT airbase.
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If you do not comply,
we will use deadly force.
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Copy the bogie.
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Tail 4500 X-ray.
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Sir, says here 4500 X
was shot down three months ago.
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- Afghanistan.
- That's got to be a mistake.
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- Check again, then recheck.
- I did, sir.
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A friend of mine was on that chopper.
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Unidentified aircraft, we will escort you
to US SOCCENT airbase.
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- Radar, where's the inbound?
- Bogie's five miles out, sir.
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- My wife on?
- Yes, Captain.
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- My ladies!
- Look.
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Oh, my goodness. Look at her.
She's getting so big.
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Look at those cheeks.
I just wanna chew on them.
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Baby, we made a good-looking kid.
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I know that people say that all the time,
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but, wow, we made
one good-Iooking kid. Nice work.
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She has your laugh.
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- She laughed?
- Her first one, yeah.
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You sure she didn't just fart?
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No, she's a lady.
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She doesn't know you yet, but she will.
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4500 X. Something's not right.
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Bogie's on the deck.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Radar's jammed.
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It's coming from the chopper.
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- Will?
- Sarah?
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Hey, Sarah, if you can hear me,
I love you and I'll be home soon.
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Hey, Sarah, if you can hear me,
I love you and I'll be home soon.
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- To the right. Go to the right.
- Check fire.
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MH-53 pilot, power down now.
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Have your crew step out
or we will kill you.
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Hold your fire! Stand by to engage!
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My God.
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They bombed the antenna farm!
We're under attack!
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Go! Move! Move!
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It's going after the files!
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Cut the hard lines!
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I need a key! It's locked!
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Move! Move!
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Here, come here! Come here!
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Here, hide in here!
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Oh, my God. Okay.
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No!
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Oh!
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What the...
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Epps, let's go!
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Okay, Mr. Witwicky, you're up.
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Sorry, I got a lot of stuff.
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Watch.
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Okay.
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For my family...
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Who did... Who did that?
People! Responsibility.
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Okay.
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So, for my family genealogy report,
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I decided to do it
on my great-great-grandfather,
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who was a famous man,
Captain Archibald Witwicky.
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Very famous explorer.
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In fact, he was one of the first to explore
the Arctic Circle, which is a big deal.
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In 1897, he took 41 brave sailors
straight into the Arctic Shelf.
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Move faster, men! Move! Chop! Heave!
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The ice is freezing faster than
it's melting! Chop faster! Heave, men!
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Heave! No sacrifice, no victory!
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We'll get to the Arctic Circle, lads!
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So that's the story, right?
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And here we have some of
the basic instruments and tools
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used by 19th-century seamen.
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This here is the quadrant,
which you can get for 80 bucks.
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It's all for sale, by the way.
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Like the sextant here.
$50 for this, which is a bargain.
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These are pretty cool.
These are my grandfather's glasses.
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I haven't quite gotten them appraised
yet, but they've seen many cool things.
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Are you going to sell me his liver?
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Mr. Witwicky, this isn't show and sell.
It's the 11th grade.
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I don't think your grandfather would be
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particularly proud of what you're doing.
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I know. I'm sorry. I just, you know,
this is all going towards my car fund.
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You can tell your folks. It's on eBay.
I take PayPal.
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Cold hard cash works, too.
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And the compass makes a great gift
for Columbus Day.
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- Sam!
- Sorry.
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Unfortunately,
my great-great-grandfather,
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the genius that he was, wound up
going blind and crazy in a psycho ward,
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drawing these strange symbols
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and babbling on about
some giant ice man
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that he thought he'd discovered.
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Okay. Might be a pop quiz tomorrow.
Might not.
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- Sleep in fear tonight.
- Here, you want? Here, 50. 40? 30?
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- Sam?
- Yeah. Sorry, sorry.
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Okay. Pretty good, right?
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I'd say a solid B- .
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A B-?
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You were hawking
your great-grandfather's crap
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- in my classroom.
- No, kids enjoy...
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- Look, can you do me a favor?
- What?
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Can you look out the window
for a second? You see my father?
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- He's the guy in the green car.
- Yeah.
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Okay, I wanna tell you about a dream.
A boy's dream.
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And a man's promise to that boy.
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He looked at me in the eye.
He said, "Son, I'm gonna buy you a car.
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"But I want you to bring me $2,000
and three As."
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Okay? I got the 2,000 and I got two As.
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Okay? Here's the dream. Your B- .
Dream gone. Kaput.
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Sir, just ask yourself,
what would Jesus do?
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Yes! Yes, yes.
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So?
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A- . It's an A, though.
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Wait, wait, wait. I can't see. It's an A.
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- So I'm good?
- You're good.
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- I got a little surprise for you, son.
- What kind of...
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Yeah, a little surprise.
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No. No, no, no, no. Dad!
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- Oh, you got to be kidding me.
- See?
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Yeah. I am.
You're not getting a Porsche.
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- You think that's funny?
- Yeah, I think it's funny.
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- What's wrong with you?
- You think I'd really get you
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a Porsche for your first car?
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I don't want to talk to you
for the rest of this whole thing.
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- Oh, come on. It's just a practical joke.
- It's not a funny joke.
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- Manny!
- What?
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Get your cousin out of
that damn clown suit.
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He's having a heat stroke again.
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Scaring white folks.
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I'm hot! Makeup's melting.
It hurts my eyes.
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Here? No, no, no, what is this?
You said... You said half a car,
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not half a piece of crap, Dad.
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When I was your age, I'd have been
happy with four wheels and an engine.
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Okay, let me explain
something to you. Okay?
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- You ever see 40-Year-Old Virgin?
- Yeah.
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Okay, that's what this is.
And this is 50-year-old virgin.
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- Okay.
- You want me to live that life?
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- No sacrifice, no victory.
- Yeah, no victory. You know, I got it.
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- The old Witwicky motto, Dad.
- Right.
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Gentlemen.
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Bobby Bolivia, like the country,
except without the runs.
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How can I help you?
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Well, my son here,
looking to buy his first car.
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- You come to see me?
- I had to.
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That practically makes us family.
Uncle Bobby B, baby. Uncle Bobby B.
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- Sam.
- Sam, let me talk to you.
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Sam, your first enchilada of freedom
awaits underneath one of those hoods.
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Let me tell you something, son.
A driver don't pick the car.
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The car'll pick the driver.
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It's a mystical bond
between man and machine.
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Son, I'm a lot of things,
but a liar's not one of them.
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Especially not in front of my mammy.
That's my mammy. Hey, Mammy!
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Don't be like that.
If I had a rock, I'd bust your head, bitch.
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I tell you, man, she deaf, you know?
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Well, over here, every piece of car
a man might want or need.
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This ain't bad.
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- This one's got racing stripes.
- Yeah.
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It got racing...
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Yeah, what's this?
What the heck is this?
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I don't know nothing about this car.
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- Manny!
- What?
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What is this? This car! Check it out!
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I don't know, boss! I've never seen it!
That's loco!
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Don't go Ricky Ricardo on me, Manny!
Find out!
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Feels good.
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- How much?
- Well,
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considering the semi-classic nature
of the vehicle,
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with the slick wheels
and the custom paint job...
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- Yeah, but the paint's faded.
- Yeah, but it's custom.
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It's custom faded?
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Well, this is your first car.
I wouldn't expect you to understand.
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- Five grand.
- No, I'm not paying over four. Sorry.
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Kid, come on, get out. Get out the car.
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No, no, no.
You said cars pick their drivers.
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Well, sometimes they pick a driver
with a cheap-ass father. Out the car.
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Now, this one here
for four Gs is a beaut.
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There's a Fiesta with racing stripes
over there.
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No, I don't want a Fiesta
with racing stripes.
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This is a classic engine right here.
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I sold a car the other day...
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Gee. Holy cow.
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- No, no, no. No worries.
- You all right?
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I'll get a sledgehammer and knock
this right out. Hey, hey, Manny!
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Get your clown cousin
and get some hammers
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and come bang this stuff out, baby!
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... greater than man...
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That one's my favorite,
drove all the way from Alabammy.
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$4,000.
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Steve.
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Hello, Mr. Secretary.
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They're so young.
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They're the top
subject matter experts, sir.
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NSA's recruiting right out of
high school these days.
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Guys, that's the Secretary of Defense.
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I am so underdressed.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the Secretary of Defense.
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Please be seated.
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I'm John Keller.
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Obviously, you're wondering
why you're here, so these are the facts.
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At 1900 local time yesterday,
240
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the SOCCENT Forward Operations
Base in Qatar was attacked.
241
00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:26,213
So far as we know,
there were no survivors.
242
00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:29,918
The objective of the attack
was to hack our military network.
243
00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:32,149
We're not sure
exactly what they're after,
244
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but we do know that
they were cut off during the assault,
245
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which would lead us to assume
that they're going to try it again.
246
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:43,068
Now, no one's taken responsibility
for the attack.
247
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:47,161
And the only real lead we have so far
is this sound.
248
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That's the signal
that hacked our network.
249
00:16:57,916 --> 00:17:01,010
NSA's working at full capacity
to analyze it
250
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and intercept further communications,
251
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but we need your help
to find out who did this.
252
00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:09,789
Now, you've all shown considerable
ability in the area of signals analysis.
253
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:12,492
We're on a hair-trigger here, people.
254
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:15,192
The President has dispatched
battle groups
255
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to the Arabian Gulf and Yellow Sea.
This is as real as it's ever gonna get.
256
00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:21,198
Now I'm gonna leave you
to your officer-in-charge.
257
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You'll break up into teams
and you'll start your work.
258
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Good luck to us all.
259
00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:38,723
All right, Mojo. I got the car.
Now I need the girl.
260
00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:44,422
I need money to take out the girl
is what I need.
261
00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:45,654
Zero bids.
262
00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:49,430
Great. Broke.
263
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:51,901
Come on, Mojo.
You want your pain pills?
264
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,203
No. Premature.
265
00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:56,638
Good. What's up?
266
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,575
Nothing. You know, just driving my car.
Driving my car.
267
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,074
It's like clockwork.
268
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:04,774
All right, I know you get wasted
on these things,
269
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:07,943
but if you piss in my bed again,
you're sleeping outside. Okay?
270
00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:10,351
That's it for today. No more. Crackhead.
271
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:14,552
- Ron, this one is uneven.
- Yeah. Probably.
272
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:15,854
This one is wobbly.
273
00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:20,057
- Yeah. I'll take care of that real soon.
- Couldn't we have hired a professional?
274
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:21,291
- Sam...
- What?
275
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,960
I do not like footprints on my grass.
276
00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:26,264
- What foot... There's no footprints.
- That's why I built my path.
277
00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:28,066
So why don't you go from my grass
onto my path, okay?
278
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,300
- It's family grass, Dad.
- Well, when you own your own grass,
279
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:32,502
- you'll understand.
- This... I can't do it anymore.
280
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,704
- You're putting girl jewelry on a boy dog.
- What?
281
00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:36,974
He's got enough self-esteem issues
as a Chihuahua, Mom.
282
00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:38,640
That's his bling.
283
00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:40,951
I want you home at 11:00!
284
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,918
- Yeah, all right.
- 11:00!
285
00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:45,148
Please, for the love of God, drive safely.
286
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:46,485
Seat belt on!
287
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:56,458
Wow. You are so cheap.
288
00:18:57,736 --> 00:19:00,569
Well, it's his first car.
Supposed to be like that.
289
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:10,973
At this time, we can't confirm
whether there were any survivors.
290
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:12,484
Oh, my God.
291
00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:14,415
Our bases worldwide are, as of now,
at DEFCON Delta,
292
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,647
our highest readiness level.
293
00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:19,685
We're dealing with
a very effective weapons system
294
00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:22,157
that we have not come across before.
295
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:25,296
But our prayers are with the families
of the brave men and women...
296
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,226
Honey, Daddy's gonna be okay.
297
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:31,059
I've never seen a weapons system
like this.
298
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:34,032
The thermal shows this weird aura
around the exoskeleton
299
00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:37,233
like it's cloaked
by some kind of invisible force field.
300
00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:39,639
That's impossible. There's no
such thing as invisible force fields
301
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,906
except in, like, comic book stuff, right?
302
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,311
- Man, I don't know.
- What is that?
303
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,574
My mama, she had the gift, you know?
304
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:48,653
She saw things. I got the gene, too,
305
00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:52,717
and that thing that attacked us?
I got a feeling it ain't over.
306
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:55,322
How about you use
those magic voodoo powers
307
00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:57,019
and get us the hell out of here, huh?
308
00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:01,496
When I took that picture,
I think it saw me.
309
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,464
It looked right at me.
310
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,470
All right, we got to get this thing
back to the Pentagon right away.
311
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,007
They got to know what
we're dealing with here.
312
00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:11,439
My radio's fried.
313
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,538
- I got no communication with aerial.
- Hey, Mahfouz.
314
00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:17,615
- How far do you live from here?
- Not far. Just up that mountain.
315
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,240
- Do they have a phone?
- Yes.
316
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:21,012
All right, let's hit it.
317
00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:26,788
Dude, are you sure
we're invited to this party?
318
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:30,760
Of course, Miles.
It's a lake. Public property.
319
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:33,690
Oh, my God.
320
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:37,329
Oh, my God, dude, Mikaela's here.
Just don't do anything weird, all right?
321
00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:38,994
- I'm good, right?
- Yeah, you're good.
322
00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:40,071
Okay.
323
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:46,740
Hey, guys, check it out.
324
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,213
Oh, hi.
325
00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:52,409
Hey, bro. That car. It's nice. Hey.
326
00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:59,615
So, what are you guys doing here?
327
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:02,225
We're here to climb this tree.
328
00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:04,826
I see that. It looks... It looks fun.
329
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,397
- Yeah.
- You know, I thought I recognized you.
330
00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:09,467
You tried out for the football team
last year, right?
331
00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:12,333
Let's go call your mom.
332
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:16,339
Oh, no, no, that... No.
That wasn't like a real tryout.
333
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:19,137
I was researching a book I was writing.
334
00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:20,541
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
335
00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:23,012
Yeah? What's it about?
Sucking at sports?
336
00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:28,145
No, it's about the link between
brain damage and football.
337
00:21:28,253 --> 00:21:30,483
No, it's a good book.
Your friends'll love it.
338
00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:33,752
You know, it's got mazes in it and,
you know, little coloring areas,
339
00:21:33,859 --> 00:21:36,419
sections, pop-up pictures.
It's a lot of fun.
340
00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:38,222
That's funny.
341
00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:41,024
Okay, okay. You know what? Stop.
342
00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:46,099
Hey, guys, I know of a party.
Let's go, let's head.
343
00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:48,263
You got to get out
of the tree right now. Get...
344
00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:50,967
Just get out of the tree
right now, please.
345
00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:53,104
What are you doing?
346
00:21:53,211 --> 00:21:55,270
Did you see that dismount?
All the chicks were watching.
347
00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:57,814
You're making me look like an idiot.
We both looked like idiots just now.
348
00:21:57,916 --> 00:22:01,181
- Hey, how about you let me drive?
- Oh, no. No, no, no. This is not a toy.
349
00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:04,255
These 22s, I don't want you
grinding them. No.
350
00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:07,348
Why doesn't my little bunny
just hop in the back seat?
351
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:11,694
God, I can't even tell you how much
I'm not your little bunny.
352
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,299
Okay.
353
00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:17,200
You'll call me.
354
00:22:23,608 --> 00:22:26,509
Who's gonna drive you home, tonight?
355
00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:28,101
Hey, man, what's wrong
with your radio?
356
00:22:28,213 --> 00:22:30,113
- I'm gonna drive her home tonight.
- What?
357
00:22:30,215 --> 00:22:32,843
She's an evil jock concubine, man.
Let her hitchhike.
358
00:22:32,951 --> 00:22:34,578
She lives 10 miles from here, okay?
It's my only chance.
359
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:35,948
You got to be understanding
here, all right?
360
00:22:36,054 --> 00:22:37,453
All right. We'll put her in the back.
I'll be quiet.
361
00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:39,183
- Did you say, "Put her in the back"?
- I called shotgun.
362
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:41,088
I'm not putting her in the back.
You got to get out of my car.
363
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:42,524
- That's a party foul.
- What rules?
364
00:22:42,627 --> 00:22:43,821
Bros before hos.
365
00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:45,692
Miles, I'm begging you to get out
of my car. Okay?
366
00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:46,786
You can't do this to me.
367
00:22:46,898 --> 00:22:48,991
You got to get out of my car right now.
368
00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:56,274
Who's gonna come around
when you break?
369
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:59,242
Mikaela! It's Sam.
370
00:22:59,344 --> 00:23:00,368
Witwicky.
371
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:03,040
I hope I didn't get you
stranded or anything.
372
00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:04,115
You sure?
373
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,979
So, listen, I was wondering
if I could ride you home.
374
00:23:06,084 --> 00:23:09,542
I mean, give you a ride home
in my car, to your house.
375
00:23:10,589 --> 00:23:11,783
There you go.
376
00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:19,897
So...
377
00:23:23,802 --> 00:23:26,168
I can't believe that I'm here right now.
378
00:23:27,606 --> 00:23:30,234
You can duck down if you want.
I mean, it won't hurt my feelings.
379
00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:32,367
Oh, no, no, no.
I didn't mean here with you.
380
00:23:32,477 --> 00:23:37,710
I just meant here, like, in this situation,
this same situation that I'm always in.
381
00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:40,808
'Cause, I don't know, I guess I just
have a weakness for hot guys,
382
00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:44,446
for tight abs and really big arms.
383
00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:46,117
Big arms?
384
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:50,857
Well, there's a couple new additions
in the car.
385
00:23:50,962 --> 00:23:53,453
Like, I just put in that light there.
386
00:23:54,032 --> 00:23:57,991
And that disco ball. And so the light
reflects off the disco ball.
387
00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:00,872
Yeah.
388
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:07,510
Are you new to school this year?
It's your first year here?
389
00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:09,443
Oh, no, no.
390
00:24:09,548 --> 00:24:11,448
We've been in the same school
since first grade.
391
00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:12,847
- Really?
- Yeah.
392
00:24:13,251 --> 00:24:14,582
Yeah, a long time.
393
00:24:14,686 --> 00:24:16,586
Well, do we have any classes together?
394
00:24:16,688 --> 00:24:18,246
- Yeah, yeah.
- Really? Which?
395
00:24:18,356 --> 00:24:21,848
History. Language arts. Math. Science.
396
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,222
- Sam.
- Sam. Yeah.
397
00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:26,764
- Sam Wilkicky.
- Witwicky.
398
00:24:26,865 --> 00:24:28,526
God, you know what? I'm so sorry.
I just...
399
00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:30,328
- No, it's cool.
- I just didn't recognize you.
400
00:24:30,435 --> 00:24:32,869
Yeah, well, I mean,
that's understandable.
401
00:24:34,072 --> 00:24:36,870
No, no, no. No. Come on.
402
00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:40,677
Sorry, I'm just working out the kinks.
You know, it's a new car.
403
00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:44,240
When I get that feeling
I want sexual healing
404
00:24:44,349 --> 00:24:47,079
This radio is, like, you know...
It's an old radio, too, so...
405
00:24:47,185 --> 00:24:48,880
Sexual healing
406
00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:51,217
Look, this isn't something that I,
you know...
407
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:54,292
I can't get this radio to stop.
Look, I wouldn't try this on you.
408
00:24:54,392 --> 00:24:56,792
'Cause this is like a romantic thing
that I'm not trying to do.
409
00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:58,590
Not that you're not worthy
of trying something like this on.
410
00:24:58,697 --> 00:25:00,028
- No, of course not.
- I'm a friend of yours.
411
00:25:00,131 --> 00:25:02,463
I'm not a romantic friend.
Romantic friends do this.
412
00:25:02,567 --> 00:25:05,627
I mean, I'm not that friend.
I mean, we... I could be.
413
00:25:06,037 --> 00:25:07,231
I feel good
414
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,738
Just pop the hood.
415
00:25:09,207 --> 00:25:12,370
Stupid. Shut up, shut up, shut up.
416
00:25:14,813 --> 00:25:16,041
Whoa, nice headers.
417
00:25:16,147 --> 00:25:17,705
You've got a high-rise
double-pump carburetor.
418
00:25:17,816 --> 00:25:20,216
That's pretty impressive, Sam.
419
00:25:20,318 --> 00:25:21,546
Double-pump?
420
00:25:21,653 --> 00:25:24,349
It squirts the fuel in
so you can go faster.
421
00:25:26,424 --> 00:25:28,119
I like to go faster.
422
00:25:28,326 --> 00:25:32,160
And it looks like
your distributor cap's a little loose.
423
00:25:33,398 --> 00:25:35,093
Yeah? How'd you know that?
424
00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:40,227
My dad. He was a real grease monkey.
He taught me all about this.
425
00:25:40,338 --> 00:25:43,774
I could take it all apart, clean it,
put it back together.
426
00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:46,070
That's weird.
I just wouldn't peg you for mechanical.
427
00:25:46,177 --> 00:25:47,166
Oh, my God.
428
00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:48,837
Well, you know,
I don't really broadcast it.
429
00:25:48,947 --> 00:25:51,973
Guys don't like it when you know
more about cars than they do.
430
00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:54,711
Especially not Trent. He hates it.
431
00:25:54,819 --> 00:25:57,686
Yeah, no, I'm cool with, you know,
females working on my engine.
432
00:25:57,789 --> 00:25:59,347
I prefer it, actually.
433
00:26:00,025 --> 00:26:02,323
- Okay. You want to fire it up for me?
- Oh, yeah, yeah, no problem.
434
00:26:02,427 --> 00:26:04,622
- Thanks.
- You know, I was thinking.
435
00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:08,165
You know, if Trent's such a jerk,
why do you hang out with him?
436
00:26:10,468 --> 00:26:13,028
You know what? I'm just...
I'm gonna walk.
437
00:26:13,138 --> 00:26:14,799
Good luck with your car.
438
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,266
All right.
439
00:26:18,376 --> 00:26:20,310
Walking's healthy, right?
440
00:26:21,479 --> 00:26:23,674
Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no, no.
441
00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:26,346
Come on, please.
Please, you gotta work for me now.
442
00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:29,284
Don't let her walk away. Come on,
come on, come on. Please, please.
443
00:26:29,521 --> 00:26:33,855
Baby come back
any kind of fool could see
444
00:26:34,059 --> 00:26:35,219
Hey!
445
00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:40,256
There was something
in everything about you
446
00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:44,458
Baby come back
you can blame it all on me
447
00:26:44,569 --> 00:26:45,900
Hey!
448
00:26:48,506 --> 00:26:50,167
Wait a second!
449
00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:53,800
I was wrong
and I just can't live without you
450
00:26:55,413 --> 00:26:56,971
There it is.
451
00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:01,450
I had fun.
So, you know, thanks for listening.
452
00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:06,184
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- You... You think I'm shallow?
453
00:27:07,425 --> 00:27:10,485
I think you're... No, no, no.
454
00:27:10,929 --> 00:27:15,195
I think there's a lot more
than meets the eye with you.
455
00:27:17,168 --> 00:27:18,135
Okay.
456
00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:20,104
Yeah.
457
00:27:20,205 --> 00:27:22,730
All right, I'll see you at school.
458
00:27:22,841 --> 00:27:23,899
All right.
459
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:31,281
That's stupid.
460
00:27:31,616 --> 00:27:32,640
That was a stupid line.
461
00:27:32,751 --> 00:27:35,549
"There's more than meets
the eye with you." Stupid.
462
00:27:37,956 --> 00:27:39,321
Oh, God.
463
00:27:40,759 --> 00:27:42,317
Oh, my God. I love my car.
464
00:27:53,304 --> 00:27:58,867
Hey, guys, I think the other team
figured it out. Iran.
465
00:27:58,977 --> 00:28:02,640
Come on, man. This is way too smart
for Iranian scientists.
466
00:28:02,747 --> 00:28:06,513
- Think about it.
- What do you think, kid? Chinese?
467
00:28:07,052 --> 00:28:09,213
No way. This is nothing like
what the Chinese are using.
468
00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:14,722
This is Air Force One.
Level of flight, level three-three-zero.
469
00:28:14,826 --> 00:28:16,885
We will hunt down this enemy.
And when we do,
470
00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:19,190
we'll know just what to do with them.
471
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,893
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
472
00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,309
Apparently, there are
very few survivors.
473
00:28:40,418 --> 00:28:41,612
Yes, Mr. President?
474
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,655
Yeah, can you wrangle me up
some Ding Dongs, darling?
475
00:28:56,801 --> 00:29:00,862
I joined the Air Force to bring the man
Ding Dongs. I'll be in storage.
476
00:29:26,231 --> 00:29:27,198
Shoot.
477
00:29:41,379 --> 00:29:42,903
Gross.
478
00:30:10,108 --> 00:30:11,769
Do you hear that?
479
00:30:14,746 --> 00:30:16,304
Are you getting this?
480
00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:18,942
I think they're hacking
the network again.
481
00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:37,293
Oh, my God. This is a direct match
to the signal in Qatar.
482
00:30:37,402 --> 00:30:39,233
- Are you running a diagnostic?
- Should I be?
483
00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:41,328
- Yes, you should.
- So I am.
484
00:30:52,450 --> 00:30:54,748
Someone!
They're hacking into Air Force One!
485
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,377
We need a senior analyst.
486
00:30:56,487 --> 00:30:58,352
- I think they're planting a virus.
- A virus?
487
00:30:58,456 --> 00:31:00,981
- It's streaming right now.
- They are planting a virus
488
00:31:01,092 --> 00:31:04,289
and stealing a whole lot of data
from your system at the same time.
489
00:31:04,395 --> 00:31:05,919
Code Red. We have a breach.
490
00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:08,760
Air Force One, someone onboard
has breached the military network.
491
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,631
I'm in the cargo hold. Clear. Clear.
492
00:31:16,241 --> 00:31:17,640
- You got to cut the hard lines.
- What?
493
00:31:17,742 --> 00:31:20,870
- Whatever they want, they are getting it.
- Sir?
494
00:31:20,979 --> 00:31:23,675
Permission to take down
the Defense Network.
495
00:31:23,781 --> 00:31:27,774
- Cut all server hard lines now.
- Cut all server hard lines now.
496
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:52,204
Someone's tampered
with the POTUS mainframe.
497
00:31:52,343 --> 00:31:53,776
What the...
498
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:01,650
Shots fired in the underdeck.
Repeat, shots fired.
499
00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:04,586
Crew, prepare for emergency descent.
500
00:32:22,674 --> 00:32:24,665
I want our President in that bunker.
501
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:28,803
And I don't want to discuss a damn
thing other till that becomes reality.
502
00:32:28,913 --> 00:32:32,007
That's our first priority.
That's our only priority right now.
503
00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:33,242
Air Force One is on the ground.
504
00:33:37,315 --> 00:33:39,977
Oh, God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
505
00:33:40,818 --> 00:33:42,376
That's my car!
506
00:33:43,821 --> 00:33:45,152
No!
507
00:33:47,291 --> 00:33:48,383
No, no, no, no.
508
00:33:55,933 --> 00:33:58,026
Dad, call the cops!
509
00:33:59,804 --> 00:34:02,932
Where you going with my car, buddy?
Where you going?
510
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:06,772
Hello? 911 emergency!
My car has been stolen!
511
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:10,336
I'm in pursuit! Right?
I need all units, the whole squadron.
512
00:34:10,448 --> 00:34:13,246
Bring everyone!
No, don't ask me questions, all right?
513
00:34:13,351 --> 00:34:16,013
My father's the head
of the neighborhood watch!
514
00:34:48,653 --> 00:34:50,211
Oh, my God.
515
00:35:06,637 --> 00:35:08,036
My name is Sam Witwicky.
516
00:35:08,139 --> 00:35:12,075
Whoever finds this, my car is alive,
okay? You saw that?
517
00:35:12,176 --> 00:35:14,906
Since this is my last words on Earth,
I just wanna say, Mom, Dad, I love you,
518
00:35:15,012 --> 00:35:17,378
and if you find Busty Beauties
under my bed, it wasn't mine.
519
00:35:17,482 --> 00:35:19,473
I'm holding it for Miles.
No, no, wait that...
520
00:35:19,584 --> 00:35:22,212
Okay, that's not true. It's mine
and Uncle Charles gave it to me.
521
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,288
I'm sorry. Mojo, I love you.
522
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:38,094
No! No! No! No!
523
00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:43,004
Oh, my God.
524
00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:46,099
No, you're a good dog!
Good dog! Good dog!
525
00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:47,402
Oh, my God.
526
00:35:50,715 --> 00:35:55,414
Whoa! Hey, hey, hey! All right! Oh!
No! No!
527
00:35:58,322 --> 00:35:59,687
Okay. Please, please don't kill me!
528
00:35:59,790 --> 00:36:03,123
I'm sorry! Take the keys!
I don't want them! Car's yours!
529
00:36:04,929 --> 00:36:07,363
Listen, listen, listen.
530
00:36:07,465 --> 00:36:08,796
- Good, you're here.
- Let me see your hands!
531
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:10,458
- No, no, no! It's not me!
- Let me see your hands.
532
00:36:10,568 --> 00:36:13,628
- The guy's inside.
- Shut up! Walk towards the car.
533
00:36:15,573 --> 00:36:17,302
Put your head on the hood.
534
00:36:30,588 --> 00:36:33,318
Whoever did this finally managed
to infiltrate our defense network,
535
00:36:33,424 --> 00:36:35,949
which is what they tried to do in Qatar,
only this time it worked.
536
00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:37,687
- What did they get?
- We still don't know.
537
00:36:37,795 --> 00:36:40,923
- Talk to me about the virus.
- It's a Spider-bot virus.
538
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:43,660
We're not sure what it's going to do,
but it may cripple the system.
539
00:36:43,768 --> 00:36:45,759
- Can we stop it?
- Every time we try an antivirus,
540
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:48,395
it adapts and speeds up.
It's like it's not a virus anymore.
541
00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:49,564
It's become the system.
542
00:36:49,674 --> 00:36:52,837
Obviously the first phase
of a major attack against the US.
543
00:36:52,944 --> 00:36:54,536
The only countries
with this kind of capability
544
00:36:54,645 --> 00:36:56,943
are Russia, North Korea, maybe China.
545
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,983
- I'm sorry, that's not correct.
- Excuse me, young lady.
546
00:37:00,084 --> 00:37:02,314
I didn't see you standing there.
You would be who?
547
00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:04,251
I'm just the analyst
who detected the hack.
548
00:37:04,355 --> 00:37:07,483
Hold on. It was you? You did it?
549
00:37:07,858 --> 00:37:10,622
- Her team.
- Sir, I was just trying to say,
550
00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:13,356
they hacked your firewall in 10 seconds.
551
00:37:13,464 --> 00:37:16,126
Okay. Even a supercomputer
with a brute force attack
552
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:17,963
would take 20 years to do that.
553
00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:20,537
Maybe you can explain, then,
how our latest satellite imagery
554
00:37:20,638 --> 00:37:22,970
shows North Korea
doubling its naval activity.
555
00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:26,566
Maybe it's a precaution,
because isn't that what we're doing?
556
00:37:26,677 --> 00:37:30,044
The signal pattern is learning.
It's evolving on its own.
557
00:37:30,147 --> 00:37:32,411
And you need to
move past Fourier transfers
558
00:37:32,516 --> 00:37:34,711
and start considering
quantum mechanics.
559
00:37:34,819 --> 00:37:37,151
There is nothing on Earth that complex.
560
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,746
What about an organism?
A living organism?
561
00:37:39,857 --> 00:37:42,257
Maybe some kind of
DNA-based computer?
562
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:46,023
- And I know that that sounds crazy...
- That's enough. That's enough.
563
00:37:46,497 --> 00:37:49,057
We have six floors of analysts
working on this thing.
564
00:37:49,166 --> 00:37:51,498
Now, if you can find proof to back up
your theory,
565
00:37:51,602 --> 00:37:54,093
I'm gonna be happy to listen to you.
But if you don't get a filter
566
00:37:54,205 --> 00:37:58,141
on that brain-mouth thing, you're gonna
be off the team. You understand?
567
00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:07,050
Look, I can't be any clearer
than how crystal clear I am being.
568
00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:10,318
- It just stood up.
- It just stood up.
569
00:38:11,822 --> 00:38:13,551
Wow. That's really neat.
570
00:38:14,558 --> 00:38:15,786
Okay, chiefie.
571
00:38:16,193 --> 00:38:18,957
Time to fill her up. And no drippy-drippy.
572
00:38:19,497 --> 00:38:20,862
What are you rolling?
573
00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:23,297
Whippets? Goofballs?
A little wowie sauce with the boys?
574
00:38:23,401 --> 00:38:25,767
- No, I'm not on any drugs.
- What's these?
575
00:38:26,570 --> 00:38:29,368
Found it in your pocket. "Mojo."
576
00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:33,235
Is that what the kids are doing now?
Little bit of Mojo?
577
00:38:33,344 --> 00:38:36,973
- Those are my dog's pain pills.
- You know, a Chihuahua. A little...
578
00:38:40,951 --> 00:38:42,213
What was that?
579
00:38:43,888 --> 00:38:47,051
You eyeballing my piece, 50 Cent?
580
00:38:48,225 --> 00:38:51,683
You wanna go?
Make something happen. Do it.
581
00:38:51,796 --> 00:38:54,993
'Cause I promise you I will bust you up.
582
00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:57,629
Are you on drugs?
583
00:39:06,210 --> 00:39:08,440
Let's hope this telephone line works.
584
00:39:10,981 --> 00:39:13,449
Hey, heads up!
585
00:39:13,551 --> 00:39:17,180
Heads up! Hey! Heads up!
586
00:39:22,126 --> 00:39:24,094
What the heck was that?
587
00:39:28,766 --> 00:39:31,098
English, dude. English.
588
00:39:37,508 --> 00:39:38,634
Whoa!
589
00:39:39,310 --> 00:39:40,800
Watch out!
590
00:39:47,084 --> 00:39:49,552
- Open fire!
- Contact! Contact!
591
00:39:49,653 --> 00:39:50,711
Everybody, quiet. Settle.
592
00:39:50,821 --> 00:39:52,948
Whoa, mother... What the hell is...
593
00:40:00,698 --> 00:40:03,462
Get up! Get up! Come on!
594
00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:12,371
Go! Move it!
595
00:40:24,655 --> 00:40:26,782
Take cover!
596
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,151
Fig! Cover the rear!
597
00:40:31,796 --> 00:40:36,699
Cover fire! Move it! Fig, cover the rear!
Epps! Cover the rear! Move it!
598
00:40:36,801 --> 00:40:39,827
Come on! Give me a mag!
599
00:40:41,071 --> 00:40:42,663
Where's your papa?
Where's your papa?
600
00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:43,865
Papa!
601
00:40:44,508 --> 00:40:46,738
Sir, we need... I need a telephone.
602
00:40:46,844 --> 00:40:49,210
- Telephone, telephone, yes!
- Telephone!
603
00:40:49,313 --> 00:40:50,905
Hey, I need a mag! Give me a mag!
604
00:40:51,015 --> 00:40:52,277
- Cell phone!
- I don't know how to thank you.
605
00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:53,350
Fire!
606
00:40:54,585 --> 00:40:57,145
This is an emergency Pentagon call!
I need you to... Do you understand?
607
00:40:57,254 --> 00:40:59,745
It's an emergency Pentagon...
608
00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:03,752
I don't have a credit card!
609
00:41:04,228 --> 00:41:07,959
Sir, the attitude is not going to speed
things up any bit at all.
610
00:41:08,065 --> 00:41:10,761
I'm going to ask you to speak
into the mouthpiece very clearly.
611
00:41:10,868 --> 00:41:15,168
I'm in the middle of a war!
This is frigging ridiculous!
612
00:41:16,507 --> 00:41:17,804
Ammo!
613
00:41:18,342 --> 00:41:20,537
I need a credit card!
614
00:41:22,513 --> 00:41:25,277
- Epps! Where's your wallet?
- Pocket!
615
00:41:25,950 --> 00:41:28,646
- Which pocket?
- My back pocket!
616
00:41:28,752 --> 00:41:32,950
- You got 10 back pockets!
- Left cheek! Left cheek! Left cheek!
617
00:41:33,791 --> 00:41:35,952
All right, keep shooting! Keep shooting!
618
00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:38,051
Okay, it's Visa.
619
00:41:38,295 --> 00:41:39,557
Also, sir, have you heard about
620
00:41:39,663 --> 00:41:41,756
our premium plus
world-service gold package?
621
00:41:41,866 --> 00:41:46,997
No, I don't want a premium package!
Epps! Pentagon!
622
00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:51,269
Give me a status.
623
00:41:51,642 --> 00:41:54,236
Sir, we're tracking a Special Ops team
under fire in Qatar.
624
00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:56,040
They say they're survivors
of the base attack.
625
00:41:56,146 --> 00:41:57,113
Survivors?
626
00:42:00,951 --> 00:42:02,612
I ain't never seen this in my life!
627
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,449
Need gunships on station ASAP!
628
00:42:04,555 --> 00:42:05,749
Predator's coming up in a minute.
629
00:42:05,856 --> 00:42:07,255
We're linking the call
to the nearest AWACS.
630
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:16,500
Unknown, man. I don't...
Man, if you seen this shit...
631
00:42:16,834 --> 00:42:19,462
Predator ETA two minutes.
632
00:42:28,245 --> 00:42:30,179
Hey! Make way!
633
00:42:35,052 --> 00:42:37,111
- What is that?
- I don't know.
634
00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:44,088
We need air support
and we need it now.
635
00:42:44,194 --> 00:42:47,288
Roll in strike package Bravo
on unknown target.
636
00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:50,993
I authenticate Tango Whiskey
at time 0300 Zulu.
637
00:42:51,101 --> 00:42:53,934
Attention, all aircraft. This will be
a danger close-fire mission.
638
00:42:54,038 --> 00:42:55,562
Weapons, I just got a call
from Falcon Ops.
639
00:42:55,673 --> 00:42:57,368
Who's closer to Kill Box One Alpha?
640
00:42:57,474 --> 00:42:58,998
- Send the Hogs, sir.
- Okay, send the Hogs over
641
00:42:59,109 --> 00:43:00,804
to Kill Box One Alpha.
It's a danger close...
642
00:43:00,911 --> 00:43:03,436
Switch the Hogs to Kill Box One Alpha,
300 feet danger close.
643
00:43:03,547 --> 00:43:05,447
Friendlies in the area.
644
00:43:05,549 --> 00:43:08,575
Seven-man team
north of orange smoke!
645
00:43:08,686 --> 00:43:11,917
Received Kill Box One Alpha.
Engage hostile.
646
00:43:14,291 --> 00:43:17,556
Attack direction west!
You're clear and hot!
647
00:43:20,764 --> 00:43:22,129
Strike, tell me status of Hog right now.
648
00:43:22,232 --> 00:43:24,097
Hog One-One Dark Star status.
649
00:43:26,470 --> 00:43:29,564
- Lennox! The heat's coming!
- Laze the target!
650
00:43:29,673 --> 00:43:32,233
We got a beam-rider incoming!
Laze target!
651
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:42,211
- Ready! Heat's coming!
- What? Bring it!
652
00:43:42,319 --> 00:43:44,913
Receiving radar jamming
in vicinity of target.
653
00:44:01,271 --> 00:44:03,068
No frigging way
that thing's still not down.
654
00:44:03,173 --> 00:44:06,438
Spooky Three Two, use 105 shells.
Bring the rain.
655
00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:12,082
Be advised, ground team is requesting
105 sabot rounds.
656
00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:41,402
Did we lose them?
657
00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:44,072
Warthog One confirm visual
on friendlies.
658
00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:49,311
Where's Fig?
659
00:44:50,254 --> 00:44:51,846
- Fig? Fig?
- Oh, God!
660
00:44:52,823 --> 00:44:54,620
- God damn it!
- Get a medic!
661
00:44:54,725 --> 00:44:55,817
Get a medic!
662
00:44:55,993 --> 00:44:57,017
- I'm sorry.
- Black Hawk...
663
00:44:57,127 --> 00:44:58,321
We'll get a medic. Just hold on.
He's got a pulse.
664
00:44:58,429 --> 00:45:00,294
We need a medevac. One man down.
Patient care category urgent.
665
00:45:06,036 --> 00:45:07,731
Bring them home.
666
00:45:09,139 --> 00:45:11,505
You get those men stateside right now.
667
00:45:12,009 --> 00:45:13,704
I want them debriefed in 10 hours.
668
00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:23,852
There's only one hacker in the world
who can break this code.
669
00:45:34,298 --> 00:45:36,994
Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Wait! Stop!
670
00:45:40,104 --> 00:45:41,799
I am sorry to bother you.
671
00:45:42,106 --> 00:45:43,733
- Maggie?
- Listen, I need your help.
672
00:45:43,841 --> 00:45:47,834
No! This is my private area,
my place of Zen and peace.
673
00:45:47,945 --> 00:45:49,606
- Listen to me.
- Glen! Who is it?
674
00:45:49,713 --> 00:45:51,840
Shut up, Grandma!
675
00:45:51,949 --> 00:45:54,383
- What are you doing here?
- Just give me a break, will you, please?
676
00:45:54,485 --> 00:45:56,578
Grandmama! Drink your prune juice!
677
00:46:01,558 --> 00:46:04,083
- What level are you on, man?
- Six.
678
00:46:06,930 --> 00:46:09,592
Oh, here come the matrix!
Here come the matrix!
679
00:46:13,203 --> 00:46:16,036
Glen, seriously, don't you
want to see something classified?
680
00:46:16,140 --> 00:46:17,971
Yeah. Get low.
681
00:46:18,308 --> 00:46:22,244
- Here we go. Here we go. Double tap.
- Hey, I just paused it. I just paused it.
682
00:46:22,346 --> 00:46:24,177
Hey. I need a moment.
683
00:46:25,182 --> 00:46:26,513
- Please.
- Sorry.
684
00:46:27,084 --> 00:46:28,676
Hey, man, save my game.
685
00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:30,651
How classified?
686
00:46:31,989 --> 00:46:36,050
Like "I will go to jail for the rest of
my life for showing you" classified.
687
00:46:36,326 --> 00:46:38,294
Yes! One quick peek.
688
00:46:39,096 --> 00:46:42,259
Special Ops got a thermal snapshot
of whatever hit the base in Qatar.
689
00:46:42,366 --> 00:46:44,891
- I want to see it.
- Well, the imager was damaged, sir.
690
00:46:45,002 --> 00:46:46,560
The rangers are en route
with the imager,
691
00:46:46,670 --> 00:46:48,570
but we also have a security issue.
692
00:46:48,672 --> 00:46:50,936
Circle logs indicate one of
the analysts made a copy
693
00:46:51,041 --> 00:46:52,702
of the network intrusion signal.
694
00:46:55,712 --> 00:46:59,011
The signal strength is through the roof.
Where did you say you got this?
695
00:46:59,116 --> 00:47:01,448
It hacked the national military
air-guard frequency
696
00:47:01,552 --> 00:47:03,110
in less than a minute.
697
00:47:03,220 --> 00:47:05,415
- No way.
- Yeah.
698
00:47:06,890 --> 00:47:11,327
Looks like there's a message embedded
in the signal. Let me work my magic.
699
00:47:17,467 --> 00:47:19,025
"Project Iceman"?
700
00:47:19,136 --> 00:47:22,537
- What's Sector Seven?
- Who is Captain Witwicky?
701
00:47:24,074 --> 00:47:26,406
Are you playing
those video games again?
702
00:47:26,610 --> 00:47:28,601
Cops! Cops!
703
00:47:28,712 --> 00:47:31,408
FBI! Clear right!
704
00:47:33,183 --> 00:47:35,344
Lock it down! Lock it down!
705
00:47:37,054 --> 00:47:38,021
Cops!
706
00:47:38,288 --> 00:47:39,448
Lock it down.
707
00:47:39,556 --> 00:47:43,048
Wait! I'm just a cousin! I'm just a...
708
00:47:44,161 --> 00:47:47,722
Get off my Grandmama's carpet!
She don't like nobody on the carpet!
709
00:47:47,831 --> 00:47:49,458
Especially police!
710
00:47:50,067 --> 00:47:52,831
It was an awesome spectacle here
an hour ago
711
00:47:52,936 --> 00:47:56,804
when over 40 C-17 s lifted off
of this very base.
712
00:47:57,441 --> 00:47:59,466
We're not told where they're going.
713
00:47:59,576 --> 00:48:00,565
Morning, Mo.
714
00:48:00,677 --> 00:48:02,975
The government has been very quiet
about what's going on but in our...
715
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,707
- Mojo. Mojo.
- They were headed directly
716
00:48:04,815 --> 00:48:06,339
towards North Korea.
717
00:48:06,450 --> 00:48:09,317
Stop with the barking, Mojo.
It's too early. Please?
718
00:48:12,923 --> 00:48:14,686
Miles? Miles, listen to me. Listen.
719
00:48:14,791 --> 00:48:17,817
- My car, it stole itself, okay?
- What are you talking about, man?
720
00:48:17,928 --> 00:48:20,829
Satan's Camaro. In my yard.
It's stalking me.
721
00:48:28,705 --> 00:48:29,729
Stop!
722
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:31,569
No, no, no, no, no, no.
723
00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:39,207
Oh, my God!
724
00:48:40,050 --> 00:48:41,017
Sam?
725
00:48:44,121 --> 00:48:45,088
Hi.
726
00:48:45,389 --> 00:48:48,654
That was... That was really awesome.
727
00:48:48,759 --> 00:48:50,852
- Well, it felt awesome.
- Are you okay?
728
00:48:50,961 --> 00:48:52,952
I'm not okay, all right?
I'm losing my mind a little bit.
729
00:48:53,063 --> 00:48:54,928
I'm getting chased by my car right now.
I got to go.
730
00:48:55,032 --> 00:48:57,262
You know what?
I'm gonna catch up with you guys later.
731
00:49:30,167 --> 00:49:31,725
Oh, great. Cops.
732
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,034
Officer!
733
00:49:39,676 --> 00:49:41,439
Listen!
734
00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:43,947
Oh, that hurt.
735
00:49:46,683 --> 00:49:48,173
Listen to me!
736
00:49:48,285 --> 00:49:51,152
Thank God you're here!
I've had the worst day ever!
737
00:49:51,254 --> 00:49:54,917
I've been... I've been followed here
on my mother's bike! Right?
738
00:49:55,025 --> 00:49:57,619
And my car's right there
and it's been following me here!
739
00:49:57,728 --> 00:50:04,190
So get out of the car! No! Stop!
Oh, God. Okay, okay! Okay, all right!
740
00:50:04,534 --> 00:50:08,994
Okay! I'm sorry! I'm...
I didn't mean to hit your car! Look!
741
00:50:10,307 --> 00:50:14,175
Okay, look, look, look! Stop, stop!
742
00:50:18,348 --> 00:50:21,112
Please! Okay,
what do you want from me?
743
00:50:23,453 --> 00:50:24,852
Okay.
744
00:50:30,394 --> 00:50:31,861
Oh, God, no! No!
745
00:50:33,797 --> 00:50:39,235
Oh, shit! Oh, shit, shit, shit!
Oh, God! Oh, shit!
746
00:50:42,272 --> 00:50:44,035
It's a bad dream.
747
00:50:45,909 --> 00:50:47,672
Are you username LadiesMan217?
748
00:50:47,778 --> 00:50:48,938
I don't know what you're talking about!
749
00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:51,412
Are you username LadiesMan217?
750
00:50:51,515 --> 00:50:52,641
Yeah.
751
00:50:52,749 --> 00:50:55,183
Where is eBay item 21153?
752
00:50:55,285 --> 00:50:56,980
Where are the glasses?
753
00:51:08,565 --> 00:51:09,827
Get back!
754
00:51:10,734 --> 00:51:11,701
Stop!
755
00:51:14,838 --> 00:51:15,805
God!
756
00:51:16,706 --> 00:51:18,469
What is your problem, Sam?
757
00:51:18,575 --> 00:51:20,566
Okay, there's a monster right there!
It just attacked me!
758
00:51:20,677 --> 00:51:25,114
Here he comes! All right, get up.
Get up and run! You have to run! Okay.
759
00:51:32,789 --> 00:51:33,813
Sam, what is that thing?
760
00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:35,289
- You have to get in the car. Get in.
- I don't want to.
761
00:51:35,392 --> 00:51:37,485
- Get in the car. Trust me. Trust me!
- Sam.
762
00:51:37,594 --> 00:51:41,963
Get in! Go, go, go, go, go.
763
00:51:53,577 --> 00:51:54,908
Go, go, go, go!
764
00:51:59,516 --> 00:52:01,313
Oh, God! We're gonna die!
We're gonna die!
765
00:52:01,418 --> 00:52:02,976
No, we're not. No, we're not gonna die.
766
00:52:03,086 --> 00:52:05,384
- Oh, my God!
- Trust me. He's a kick-ass driver!
767
00:52:06,022 --> 00:52:07,421
Oh, my God! No!
768
00:52:07,524 --> 00:52:08,821
We're gonna die!
769
00:52:14,865 --> 00:52:16,230
Oh, my God!
770
00:52:33,650 --> 00:52:34,776
We're locked in.
771
00:52:37,287 --> 00:52:40,723
The car won't start.
At least we ditched the monster, right?
772
00:52:46,630 --> 00:52:47,722
Okay.
773
00:52:49,332 --> 00:52:50,765
Time to start.
774
00:53:55,131 --> 00:53:56,428
He's got me! Oh, God!
775
00:54:02,973 --> 00:54:04,838
He's going to kill me!
776
00:54:07,978 --> 00:54:09,639
No. No, no, no!
777
00:54:24,227 --> 00:54:25,421
Get off!
778
00:54:40,076 --> 00:54:41,100
Kill it! Kill it!
779
00:54:41,211 --> 00:54:42,769
Get it, get it, get it, get it!
780
00:54:49,619 --> 00:54:51,587
Not so tough without a head, are you?
781
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:58,993
Here, come on.
782
00:55:13,843 --> 00:55:15,310
What is it?
783
00:55:16,713 --> 00:55:18,146
It's a robot.
784
00:55:19,549 --> 00:55:20,846
But like a...
785
00:55:20,984 --> 00:55:24,476
Like a different...
You know, like a super-advanced robot.
786
00:55:25,855 --> 00:55:27,288
It's probably Japanese.
787
00:55:27,390 --> 00:55:29,790
Yeah, it's definitely Japanese.
788
00:55:31,394 --> 00:55:33,089
What are you doing?
789
00:55:33,730 --> 00:55:36,893
I don't think it wants to hurt us.
It would have done that already.
790
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,298
Really? Well, do you speak robot?
791
00:55:39,402 --> 00:55:42,803
Because they just had, like,
a giant droid death match.
792
00:55:44,174 --> 00:55:47,337
- I think it wants something from me.
- What?
793
00:55:47,444 --> 00:55:49,935
Well, 'cause the other one was
talking about my eBay page.
794
00:55:50,814 --> 00:55:53,578
You are the strangest boy
I have ever met.
795
00:55:54,084 --> 00:55:56,245
- Can you talk?
- XM Satellite Radio...
796
00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:59,914
Digital cable brings you...
... Columbia Broadcasting System...
797
00:56:00,023 --> 00:56:01,786
So you... You talk through the radio?
798
00:56:01,891 --> 00:56:04,792
Thank you, you're beautiful.
You're wonderful, you're wonderful.
799
00:56:04,894 --> 00:56:06,885
So, what was that last night?
What was that?
800
00:56:06,996 --> 00:56:08,463
Message from Starfleet, Captain...
801
00:56:08,565 --> 00:56:10,624
Throughout the inanimate vastness
of space...
802
00:56:10,734 --> 00:56:12,702
Angels will rain down
like visitors from heaven! Hallelujah!
803
00:56:12,802 --> 00:56:14,929
Visitors from heaven? What...
804
00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:17,165
What are you,
like, an alien or something?
805
00:56:22,979 --> 00:56:25,470
Any more questions you want to ask?
806
00:56:26,149 --> 00:56:28,310
He wants us to get in the car.
807
00:56:29,352 --> 00:56:30,819
And go where?
808
00:56:31,821 --> 00:56:33,584
Fifty years from now,
when you're looking back at your life,
809
00:56:33,723 --> 00:56:36,783
don't you want to be able to say
you had the guts to get in the car?
810
00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:07,985
This car's a pretty good driver.
811
00:57:08,091 --> 00:57:09,251
I know.
812
00:57:11,928 --> 00:57:13,896
Why don't you go sit in that seat, there?
813
00:57:14,030 --> 00:57:16,191
I'm not going to sit in that seat.
He's driving.
814
00:57:16,299 --> 00:57:17,357
Yeah.
815
00:57:18,802 --> 00:57:20,269
You're right.
816
00:57:21,805 --> 00:57:24,774
- Well, maybe you should sit in my lap.
- Why?
817
00:57:25,942 --> 00:57:29,708
Well, I have the only seat belt here.
You know, safety first.
818
00:57:31,781 --> 00:57:33,180
- Yeah, all right.
- Right?
819
00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:34,841
- Yeah.
- Okay.
820
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:39,311
There, see? That's better.
821
00:57:39,622 --> 00:57:41,021
- Okay.
- Okay.
822
00:57:44,727 --> 00:57:48,094
You know, that seat belt thing was
a pretty smooth move.
823
00:57:49,165 --> 00:57:50,132
Thank you.
824
00:57:51,201 --> 00:57:53,328
You know what I don't understand?
825
00:57:53,436 --> 00:57:56,496
Why, if he's supposed to be, like,
this super-advanced robot,
826
00:57:56,606 --> 00:57:59,200
does he transform back
into this piece-of-crap Camaro?
827
00:58:00,643 --> 00:58:01,940
Whoa! Whoa!
828
00:58:02,045 --> 00:58:04,809
Oh, see? No. Get...
No, that doesn't work. See?
829
00:58:04,914 --> 00:58:05,972
Move it, you moron!
830
00:58:06,082 --> 00:58:08,107
Great, now... See?
831
00:58:09,519 --> 00:58:10,645
Fantastic.
832
00:58:10,753 --> 00:58:12,618
Now you pissed him off.
833
00:58:12,922 --> 00:58:14,389
That car is sensitive.
834
00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:16,686
I mean, $4000 just drove off.
835
00:58:29,839 --> 00:58:30,931
What?
836
00:59:34,704 --> 00:59:36,069
This is you...
837
00:59:41,210 --> 00:59:43,110
Oh, my God!
838
00:59:50,353 --> 00:59:52,048
Come on, let's go.
839
00:59:56,960 --> 01:00:00,157
This is the coolest thing I've ever seen!
Explosions everywhere!
840
01:00:00,263 --> 01:00:03,721
This is easily a hundred times cooler
than Armageddon. I swear to God!
841
01:00:03,866 --> 01:00:06,061
Fire, fire, fire, fire!
842
01:00:20,049 --> 01:00:21,676
Whoa! Sweet!
843
01:00:21,784 --> 01:00:23,911
Oh, dude, I hope this guy's got
asteroid insurance,
844
01:00:24,020 --> 01:00:25,282
'cause he is so boned!
845
01:00:29,192 --> 01:00:30,523
What is that?
846
01:00:31,060 --> 01:00:32,652
There's something in the tree, dude.
847
01:00:32,762 --> 01:00:34,889
No, there's something
in the thing by the tree!
848
01:00:34,998 --> 01:00:36,329
Could you guys just give me
a space rock?
849
01:01:11,734 --> 01:01:14,225
Excuse me, are you the tooth fairy?
850
01:01:15,505 --> 01:01:18,838
Hey, sweetheart, what are you doing
out here by yourself?
851
01:01:18,941 --> 01:01:21,432
Holy God! What happened to the pool?
852
01:02:53,970 --> 01:02:58,168
Are you Samuel James Witwicky,
descendent of Archibald Witwicky?
853
01:02:59,342 --> 01:03:00,810
They know your name.
854
01:03:00,810 --> 01:03:01,105
They know your name.
855
01:03:02,044 --> 01:03:03,011
Yeah.
856
01:03:03,112 --> 01:03:05,546
My name is Optimus Prime.
857
01:03:05,648 --> 01:03:09,709
We are autonomous robotic organisms
from the planet Cybertron.
858
01:03:09,819 --> 01:03:13,186
- But you can call us Autobots for short.
- Autobots.
859
01:03:13,389 --> 01:03:18,656
- What's cracking, little bitches?
- My first lieutenant. Designation, Jazz.
860
01:03:18,761 --> 01:03:22,288
This looks like a cool place to kick it.
861
01:03:22,865 --> 01:03:24,730
What is that?
How did he learn to talk like that?
862
01:03:24,834 --> 01:03:28,429
We've learned Earth's languages
through the World Wide Web.
863
01:03:29,939 --> 01:03:32,407
My weapons specialist, Ironhide.
864
01:03:33,309 --> 01:03:36,870
- You feeling lucky, punk?
- Easy, Ironhide.
865
01:03:36,979 --> 01:03:40,210
Just kidding.
I just wanted to show him my cannons.
866
01:03:41,450 --> 01:03:43,611
Our medical officer, Ratchet.
867
01:03:43,719 --> 01:03:47,849
The boy's pheromone level suggests
he wants to mate with the female.
868
01:03:50,259 --> 01:03:53,592
You already know
your guardian, Bumblebee.
869
01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:55,491
Bumblebee, right?
870
01:03:55,598 --> 01:03:57,293
Check on the rep
Yep, second to none
871
01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:59,766
So you're my guardian, huh?
872
01:03:59,869 --> 01:04:05,068
His vocal processors were damaged
in battle. I'm still working on them.
873
01:04:09,912 --> 01:04:11,277
Why are you here?
874
01:04:11,380 --> 01:04:16,613
We are here looking for the All Spark.
And we must find it before Megatron.
875
01:04:16,953 --> 01:04:18,386
Mega-what?
876
01:04:27,964 --> 01:04:33,561
Our planet was once a powerful empire,
peaceful and just,
877
01:04:34,637 --> 01:04:39,472
until we were betrayed by Megatron,
leader of the Decepticons.
878
01:04:40,576 --> 01:04:43,841
All who defied them were destroyed.
879
01:04:43,946 --> 01:04:50,044
Our war finally consumed the planet,
and the All Spark was lost to the stars.
880
01:04:51,020 --> 01:04:57,016
Megatron followed it to Earth,
where Captain Witwicky found him.
881
01:04:58,194 --> 01:04:59,889
My grandfather.
882
01:04:59,996 --> 01:05:04,194
It was an accident
that intertwined our fates.
883
01:05:07,403 --> 01:05:08,961
Come back!
884
01:05:11,507 --> 01:05:14,067
I think the dogs have found something.
885
01:05:15,144 --> 01:05:16,907
The ice is cracking!
886
01:05:26,289 --> 01:05:29,315
Captain! Grab my rope, Captain!
887
01:05:30,059 --> 01:05:32,050
I'm all right, lads!
888
01:05:33,229 --> 01:05:35,857
Can we throw you a rope, Captain?
889
01:05:43,239 --> 01:05:48,336
Megatron crash-landed
before he could retrieve the Cube.
890
01:05:51,914 --> 01:05:55,372
Men! We've made a discovery!
891
01:05:55,484 --> 01:05:59,887
He accidentally activated
his navigation system.
892
01:06:13,469 --> 01:06:19,305
The coordinates to the Cube's location
on Earth were imprinted on his glasses.
893
01:06:19,408 --> 01:06:21,433
How'd you know about his glasses?
894
01:06:21,544 --> 01:06:23,774
- EBay.
- EBay.
895
01:06:23,879 --> 01:06:27,042
If the Decepticons find the All Spark,
896
01:06:27,183 --> 01:06:32,985
they will use its power to transform
Earth's machines and build a new army.
897
01:06:33,089 --> 01:06:36,490
And the human race
will be extinguished.
898
01:06:36,592 --> 01:06:42,053
Sam Witwicky,
you hold the key to Earth's survival.
899
01:06:45,267 --> 01:06:48,236
Please tell me
that you have those glasses.
900
01:06:52,174 --> 01:06:55,610
It's like
a self-regenerating molecular armor.
901
01:06:55,711 --> 01:06:57,702
Look at the scorch mark
where the sabot round hit.
902
01:06:57,813 --> 01:06:59,075
Melted right through.
903
01:06:59,181 --> 01:07:02,378
Hey, aren't sabots hot-Ioaded for, like,
a 6,000-degree magnesium burn?
904
01:07:02,518 --> 01:07:04,713
Close to it. It melts tank armor.
905
01:07:04,820 --> 01:07:07,015
So this metal skin must react
to extreme heat.
906
01:07:07,390 --> 01:07:09,415
- Heads up!
- Oh!
907
01:07:10,159 --> 01:07:12,821
I thought you said
that thing was dead, man!
908
01:07:13,229 --> 01:07:16,960
Strap it down! Strap it!
This thing is wicked.
909
01:07:17,066 --> 01:07:18,397
All right, get on the horn
with Northern Command.
910
01:07:18,501 --> 01:07:20,765
Tell them that our effective weapon
is high-heat sabot rounds.
911
01:07:20,870 --> 01:07:22,337
Recommend we load them
on all the gunships. Go.
912
01:07:27,572 --> 01:07:29,267
You want that piece?
913
01:07:29,374 --> 01:07:32,673
Okay, Maggie, look. Let me break
it down to you how it's gonna happen.
914
01:07:32,778 --> 01:07:34,837
They gonna come through that door
and be good cop, bad cop.
915
01:07:34,946 --> 01:07:38,279
Don't fall for that, all right?
That's why I ate their food.
916
01:07:38,383 --> 01:07:40,943
See, they put the plate of donuts
out here to test your guilt.
917
01:07:41,052 --> 01:07:43,520
If you don't touch it, you're guilty.
918
01:07:43,622 --> 01:07:47,456
I ate the whole plate.
The whole plate. Okay?
919
01:07:47,559 --> 01:07:48,719
It's me and you.
920
01:07:48,827 --> 01:07:51,660
They walk through that door,
you don't say nothing.
921
01:08:05,710 --> 01:08:08,736
She did it! She did it!
She's the one you want! All right?
922
01:08:08,847 --> 01:08:10,474
I was just sitting at home
watching cartoons,
923
01:08:10,582 --> 01:08:12,573
playing video games with my cousin,
and she came in there.
924
01:08:12,684 --> 01:08:13,651
- And then...
- Glen, you freak.
925
01:08:13,752 --> 01:08:15,982
Hey! I am not going to jail for you
or anybody else!
926
01:08:16,087 --> 01:08:20,786
I have done nothing bad my entire life!
Hey, man, I'm still a virgin.
927
01:08:20,892 --> 01:08:21,859
Okay, so what?
928
01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:24,053
I've downloaded a couple of
thousand songs off the Internet.
929
01:08:24,162 --> 01:08:25,857
Who hasn't? Who hasn't?
930
01:08:25,964 --> 01:08:26,931
- I promise!
- Glen, shut up!
931
01:08:27,032 --> 01:08:30,866
No, you shut up! Don't talk to me!
Don't talk to me, criminal!
932
01:08:33,171 --> 01:08:35,264
- Oh, sugar rush.
- This is... This is not his fault.
933
01:08:35,373 --> 01:08:36,965
See? So can I go home now?
934
01:08:37,075 --> 01:08:39,305
- Oh, okay. I won't.
- But just listen to me.
935
01:08:39,411 --> 01:08:43,108
Okay, whoever hacked into your military
system downloaded a file, all right?
936
01:08:43,215 --> 01:08:45,547
It was something about
someone named Witwicky
937
01:08:45,650 --> 01:08:49,245
and some government group, right?
Named Sector Seven.
938
01:08:49,354 --> 01:08:51,083
You have to let me talk to
Defense Secretary Keller
939
01:08:51,189 --> 01:08:53,487
before you go to war
with the wrong country!
940
01:08:53,592 --> 01:08:56,425
Whatever fell out of the sky
ended up right behind...
941
01:08:56,528 --> 01:08:58,120
- What did he say?
- What?
942
01:08:58,230 --> 01:08:59,697
- Did he hear it, too?
- Yeah, Jack heard it, too. Yeah.
943
01:08:59,798 --> 01:09:02,358
- What does he think it is?
- He thinks it's a military experiment.
944
01:09:02,467 --> 01:09:03,866
- What a knucklehead.
- Yeah, well, I think it's a plane.
945
01:09:09,241 --> 01:09:11,072
Still no official word as to
what happened. You can see...
946
01:09:11,176 --> 01:09:12,370
- Yeah!
- Call Sam.
947
01:09:12,477 --> 01:09:14,035
- Yeah. Why?
- He should be home in 15 minutes.
948
01:09:14,145 --> 01:09:15,442
Well, I'll call him in 15 minutes.
949
01:09:15,547 --> 01:09:18,072
If you wait 15 minutes, he'll be late
and you'll have to ground him.
950
01:09:18,183 --> 01:09:19,810
Well, I can't ground him
if he's not late, can I?
951
01:09:25,090 --> 01:09:26,523
I need you to stay here, all right?
952
01:09:26,625 --> 01:09:27,785
You got to stay here
and you're gonna watch them.
953
01:09:27,893 --> 01:09:28,860
- Okay, okay.
- All of them.
954
01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:29,949
- Do you hear what I'm saying?
- Yeah, okay, okay.
955
01:09:30,061 --> 01:09:31,028
Five minutes, all right?
956
01:09:31,730 --> 01:09:34,699
- Thanks for staying on my path.
- Oh, yeah. No, no, Dad. Hey!
957
01:09:34,799 --> 01:09:36,767
The... Oh, the path. I'm sorry.
I forgot about the path.
958
01:09:36,868 --> 01:09:38,495
I'm gonna sweep the whole thing
right now. How about that?
959
01:09:38,603 --> 01:09:40,901
- You know, I buy half your car...
- Yeah.
960
01:09:41,006 --> 01:09:44,669
...then I bail you out of jail and then
I just decided to do all your chores.
961
01:09:44,776 --> 01:09:46,334
- The chores.
- Yeah. Life is great, huh?
962
01:09:46,444 --> 01:09:49,311
Life... Life is fantastic, is how good it is.
963
01:09:49,414 --> 01:09:51,974
It's so... Oh, the trash cans. Sorry, Dad.
I'm gonna do the trash cans now.
964
01:09:52,083 --> 01:09:53,175
No, no, I don't want you
to strain yourself.
965
01:09:53,285 --> 01:09:54,752
No, no, I won't strain myself, Dad.
966
01:09:54,853 --> 01:09:56,320
- I'll do it.
- It would hurt my feelings if you do it.
967
01:09:56,421 --> 01:09:57,786
- You sure? I don't mind, I don't...
- I promise...
968
01:09:57,889 --> 01:09:59,117
No, no, no, I'm gonna do it.
969
01:09:59,224 --> 01:10:01,124
I'm gonna do the trash cans
and I'm gonna scrape the grill
970
01:10:01,226 --> 01:10:05,094
and I'm gonna... I'm gonna sweep up
the whole house right now.
971
01:10:05,196 --> 01:10:07,562
- Tonight, right now?
- Right now.
972
01:10:07,666 --> 01:10:08,633
The...
973
01:10:10,602 --> 01:10:13,070
I love you. God, I love you
974
01:10:13,171 --> 01:10:14,900
just so much right now.
975
01:10:15,006 --> 01:10:16,439
You know,
Mom wanted me to ground you.
976
01:10:16,541 --> 01:10:18,065
- You're three minutes late.
- Right?
977
01:10:18,176 --> 01:10:20,007
Oh, well, just another thing
you did for me, Dad,
978
01:10:20,111 --> 01:10:21,476
because you're such a swell guy.
979
01:10:21,580 --> 01:10:22,706
One more thing, huh?
980
01:10:22,814 --> 01:10:25,874
All right, I love you!
Sleep good, handsome man!
981
01:10:26,918 --> 01:10:28,078
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
982
01:10:28,219 --> 01:10:31,484
No, watch the path! Watch the path!
Watch the... Please, please, please.
983
01:10:31,590 --> 01:10:34,457
No, no, wait. No, no, no! Oh, no!
984
01:10:34,559 --> 01:10:36,993
- Sorry. My bad.
- Oh, I... You couldn't...
985
01:10:37,095 --> 01:10:39,063
You couldn't wait for five...
You couldn't wait for five minutes?
986
01:10:39,164 --> 01:10:41,997
I told you to just stay! Just stay! God!
987
01:10:45,270 --> 01:10:47,261
- I told you to watch them. I told you.
- Okay, you know what?
988
01:10:47,372 --> 01:10:51,365
- They seem to be in a little bit of a rush.
- Oh, this is bad. No!
989
01:10:52,677 --> 01:10:55,043
Mojo, Mojo! Off the robot! God!
990
01:10:55,647 --> 01:10:58,172
- Oh, wet.
- No, no, no, no, no! Easy! Easy!
991
01:10:58,283 --> 01:11:01,047
Hold on! Hold! This is Mojo.
This is Mojo. He's a pet of mine.
992
01:11:01,152 --> 01:11:03,950
He's a pet. Okay? That's all.
If you could just put the guns away...
993
01:11:04,055 --> 01:11:07,024
- Put the... Put them away. Please.
- You have a rodent infestation.
994
01:11:07,125 --> 01:11:08,319
- A what?
- Shall I terminate?
995
01:11:08,426 --> 01:11:10,587
No, no, no, no.
He's not a rodent, he's a Chihuahua.
996
01:11:10,695 --> 01:11:13,892
This is my... This is my Chihuahua.
We love Chihuahuas! Don't we?
997
01:11:13,999 --> 01:11:16,695
He's leaked lubricants all over my foot.
998
01:11:18,203 --> 01:11:22,367
- He peed on you? Bad Mojo. Bad Mojo!
- Bad Mojo!
999
01:11:22,474 --> 01:11:23,964
I'm sorry.
He's got a male dominance thing.
1000
01:11:24,075 --> 01:11:25,633
That's all it is.
1001
01:11:25,744 --> 01:11:28,542
- My foot's gonna rust.
- All right.
1002
01:11:29,581 --> 01:11:30,946
Okay, okay.
1003
01:11:32,150 --> 01:11:34,778
- Shut up and go hide!
- Just hurry.
1004
01:11:37,989 --> 01:11:39,547
Autobots, recon.
1005
01:11:41,493 --> 01:11:44,087
I hope he's okay. He's in the kitchen.
1006
01:11:44,195 --> 01:11:45,958
Got some ice on his nose.
1007
01:11:46,064 --> 01:11:48,498
I had to slap him around a little bit.
1008
01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:49,965
You did not.
1009
01:11:51,236 --> 01:11:53,363
- You didn't even ground him.
- Almost, almost.
1010
01:11:54,105 --> 01:11:56,665
Where are they? No, no, no, no, no.
1011
01:11:58,743 --> 01:12:00,370
Come on, come on.
1012
01:12:05,183 --> 01:12:08,277
- What? What is this?
- Time is short.
1013
01:12:08,386 --> 01:12:10,980
- They really want those glasses.
- Come on. What are you doing?
1014
01:12:11,089 --> 01:12:12,750
- I'm gonna help you.
- Okay.
1015
01:12:12,857 --> 01:12:14,848
- Please hurry.
- Okay.
1016
01:12:16,227 --> 01:12:18,218
- Yeah, no, no. It's definitely gone.
- What do you mean?
1017
01:12:18,329 --> 01:12:19,353
My glasses were in the bag.
1018
01:12:19,464 --> 01:12:21,295
They were in the backpack
and now the backpack isn't here.
1019
01:12:21,399 --> 01:12:22,957
Well, they're gonna be pissed,
so what do you wanna do?
1020
01:12:23,068 --> 01:12:24,126
So what I think you should do is
you should...
1021
01:12:24,235 --> 01:12:26,430
You should check this whole...
This whole section here.
1022
01:12:26,538 --> 01:12:29,473
Just give it a clean sweep,
and I'll get the corner here.
1023
01:12:29,574 --> 01:12:32,008
Yeah, no, no, no. Not there.
That's my... That's my private...
1024
01:12:32,110 --> 01:12:33,543
- Sorry. That's nothing.
- You just...
1025
01:12:33,645 --> 01:12:34,612
- You just told me to look...
- I know,
1026
01:12:34,713 --> 01:12:36,078
but I didn't mean to look inside
of my treasure chest.
1027
01:12:36,181 --> 01:12:38,877
You should be way more specific
so I don't get in trouble in your room.
1028
01:12:38,983 --> 01:12:40,917
I'm already stressed out enough.
1029
01:12:41,019 --> 01:12:42,509
Okay. What now?
1030
01:12:44,923 --> 01:12:48,359
No. No, no. No, no, no.
1031
01:12:48,460 --> 01:12:52,419
This isn't hiding. This isn't hiding.
This is my backyard, not a truck stop.
1032
01:12:52,530 --> 01:12:53,519
Oh, God. Oh!
1033
01:12:53,631 --> 01:12:57,761
Okay, I saw it. The UFO landed
right here and now it's gone.
1034
01:12:57,869 --> 01:13:00,167
My moped's under there, man!
Who's gonna pay for that?
1035
01:13:01,639 --> 01:13:03,368
Sam? Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.
1036
01:13:03,475 --> 01:13:06,410
- He's back here.
- I can't deal with this. I can't...
1037
01:13:06,511 --> 01:13:08,103
What? Oh, no, no, no.
1038
01:13:08,213 --> 01:13:09,271
- This is my mother's flower...
- Oops.
1039
01:13:09,380 --> 01:13:10,608
Okay, listen. You got to listen to me.
1040
01:13:10,715 --> 01:13:12,706
If my parents come out here
and see you, they're gonna freak out.
1041
01:13:12,817 --> 01:13:14,284
My mother's got a temper, okay?
1042
01:13:14,385 --> 01:13:15,943
We must have the glasses.
1043
01:13:16,054 --> 01:13:17,612
I know you need the glasses.
I've been looking everywhere.
1044
01:13:17,722 --> 01:13:19,952
They're not here.
They're definitely not here.
1045
01:13:20,058 --> 01:13:21,150
Keep searching.
1046
01:13:21,259 --> 01:13:22,920
I need you to be quiet for five minutes.
1047
01:13:23,027 --> 01:13:24,255
Ten minutes. Okay?
1048
01:13:24,362 --> 01:13:26,125
Please, I'm begging you. You got to...
You're making a racket.
1049
01:13:26,231 --> 01:13:28,222
I can't concentrate.
You want me to look and I'm hearing...
1050
01:13:28,333 --> 01:13:29,357
Calm down, calm down.
1051
01:13:29,467 --> 01:13:31,162
You got to do something here.
You got to do something here.
1052
01:13:31,269 --> 01:13:33,931
- Autobots, fall back.
- Thank you. Please, for five minutes.
1053
01:13:34,038 --> 01:13:35,903
Good? Good? Okay.
1054
01:13:36,007 --> 01:13:37,167
- Move!
- Get away!
1055
01:13:37,275 --> 01:13:38,970
What's the matter with you?
Can't you be quiet?
1056
01:13:39,077 --> 01:13:40,977
He wants us to be quiet.
1057
01:13:44,816 --> 01:13:48,616
Earthquake! Move, move, move, move,
move! Earthquake!
1058
01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:49,420
Judy! Judy, get under the table! Move it!
Duck and cover right now!
1059
01:13:49,420 --> 01:13:52,583
Judy! Judy, get under the table! Move it!
Duck and cover right now!
1060
01:13:52,690 --> 01:13:54,521
How did you get over there so fast?
1061
01:13:55,593 --> 01:13:57,356
Wow! That was tingly!
1062
01:13:57,996 --> 01:14:00,863
- You got to try that!
- Yeah, that looks fun.
1063
01:14:05,737 --> 01:14:07,728
- Sam?
- Sammy?
1064
01:14:10,141 --> 01:14:12,837
- What the hell is that?
- I don't know.
1065
01:14:13,233 --> 01:14:14,962
- Sam?
- That's weird.
1066
01:14:15,102 --> 01:14:16,797
- Sam!
- Ratchet, point the light.
1067
01:14:16,903 --> 01:14:19,463
- Come on, hurry.
- Listen, we got a major issue in here.
1068
01:14:19,573 --> 01:14:20,631
What's with the light?
You gotta stop the light.
1069
01:14:20,741 --> 01:14:22,641
What's going on? Turn it off.
You gotta tell him to shut it off.
1070
01:14:22,743 --> 01:14:23,903
- Shut it off.
- Sam, are you in there?
1071
01:14:24,010 --> 01:14:25,068
How come the door's locked?
1072
01:14:25,178 --> 01:14:28,807
You know the rules.
No doors locked in my house!
1073
01:14:28,915 --> 01:14:30,109
You know he'll start counting
1074
01:14:30,217 --> 01:14:31,616
- if you don't open the door!
- One more chance. Five...
1075
01:14:31,718 --> 01:14:32,707
Oh, dear.
1076
01:14:32,819 --> 01:14:34,548
- Four. It's coming off the hinges, pal.
- He's counting!
1077
01:14:34,688 --> 01:14:36,053
- Sam, just open the door.
- Three.
1078
01:14:36,156 --> 01:14:37,123
- Oh, my.
- Two.
1079
01:14:37,224 --> 01:14:39,283
- He's counting.
- Stand back.
1080
01:14:39,793 --> 01:14:43,456
- What's up? What's with the bat?
- Who were you talking to?
1081
01:14:43,563 --> 01:14:46,555
- I'm talking to you.
- Why are you so sweaty and filthy?
1082
01:14:46,666 --> 01:14:48,258
I'm a child. You know, I'm a teenager.
1083
01:14:48,368 --> 01:14:50,598
We heard voices and noises
and we thought maybe you were...
1084
01:14:50,704 --> 01:14:52,569
It doesn't matter what we thought.
What was that light?
1085
01:14:52,672 --> 01:14:54,469
No, what light? What?
There's no light, Dad! There's no light!
1086
01:14:54,574 --> 01:14:56,064
You got two lights in your hand!
That's what it is.
1087
01:14:56,176 --> 01:14:57,438
- Maybe it bounced...
- There was light under the door.
1088
01:14:57,544 --> 01:14:59,569
Look, you can't... You can't just bounce
into my room like that.
1089
01:14:59,679 --> 01:15:01,044
You got to knock.
You got to communicate.
1090
01:15:01,181 --> 01:15:02,170
- We knocked for five minutes.
- I'm a teenager.
1091
01:15:02,282 --> 01:15:03,647
- We knocked.
- You didn't knock.
1092
01:15:03,750 --> 01:15:05,217
- You were screaming at me, okay?
- No.
1093
01:15:05,318 --> 01:15:06,751
This is repression,
what you're doing here.
1094
01:15:06,853 --> 01:15:09,219
- You're ruining my youth, okay?
- Oh, for Pete's sakes!
1095
01:15:09,322 --> 01:15:13,782
You are so defensive!
Were you masturbating?
1096
01:15:15,662 --> 01:15:16,720
- Judy.
- Was I...
1097
01:15:16,830 --> 01:15:17,797
- No, Mom.
- Zip it, okay?
1098
01:15:17,898 --> 01:15:19,229
- It's okay.
- No, I don't masturbate!
1099
01:15:19,332 --> 01:15:20,356
That's not something for you
to bring up.
1100
01:15:20,467 --> 01:15:21,991
- That's a father-and-son thing, okay?
- Father-son thing.
1101
01:15:22,102 --> 01:15:24,935
I mean, you don't have to call it that
word if that makes you uncomfortable.
1102
01:15:25,038 --> 01:15:28,667
You can call it Sam's happy time or...
1103
01:15:28,775 --> 01:15:30,766
- Happy time?
...my special alone time...
1104
01:15:30,877 --> 01:15:31,844
- Stop.
- Mom.
1105
01:15:31,945 --> 01:15:32,934
- Judy, stop.
...with myself.
1106
01:15:33,046 --> 01:15:34,070
- Mom, you can't come in and...
- I'm sorry.
1107
01:15:34,181 --> 01:15:36,479
It's just been a weird night.
I've had a little bit to drink.
1108
01:15:36,583 --> 01:15:38,608
- No, no, Dad.
- Yeah, well, we saw a light.
1109
01:15:38,718 --> 01:15:40,481
Oh, parents.
1110
01:15:41,388 --> 01:15:44,186
I don't know where it was, but we saw it.
1111
01:15:45,325 --> 01:15:48,886
Earthquake! It's another one! Another
earthquake! Get in the doorway!
1112
01:15:48,995 --> 01:15:51,264
- Okay!
- Aftershock! Aftershock!
1113
01:15:51,264 --> 01:15:51,628
- Okay!
- Aftershock! Aftershock!
1114
01:15:51,731 --> 01:15:52,720
Oh, I hate these.
1115
01:15:52,833 --> 01:15:54,095
- Got to ride it out. Ride it out!
- Quick, hide.
1116
01:15:54,201 --> 01:15:55,225
- Hey, the lights are back on.
- Hide? What?
1117
01:15:55,335 --> 01:15:56,859
- Where?
- Come on, get out of that tub.
1118
01:15:56,970 --> 01:15:58,301
Can't you take safety seriously?
1119
01:15:58,405 --> 01:16:01,670
- Good Lord, this floor is filthy, Sam.
- Oh, oh, man! Man. Oh.
1120
01:16:01,775 --> 01:16:04,676
Oh, no! Look at the yard.
The yard is destroyed.
1121
01:16:09,783 --> 01:16:13,275
Judy? Better call the city.
We got a blown transformer!
1122
01:16:13,386 --> 01:16:15,877
Power pole's sparking all over
the place!
1123
01:16:15,989 --> 01:16:18,219
Oh, man. Yard's a waste.
1124
01:16:18,325 --> 01:16:20,020
Trashed. Gone.
1125
01:16:20,327 --> 01:16:21,794
- It's a wash. The whole yard.
- You're kidding.
1126
01:16:21,895 --> 01:16:23,920
The parents are very irritating.
1127
01:16:24,030 --> 01:16:25,725
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Can I take them out?
1128
01:16:25,832 --> 01:16:28,562
Ironhide, you know
we don't harm humans.
1129
01:16:28,668 --> 01:16:29,862
What is with you?
1130
01:16:29,970 --> 01:16:33,303
Well, I'm just saying we could.
It's an option.
1131
01:16:33,406 --> 01:16:35,067
We heard you talking
to somebody, Sam.
1132
01:16:35,175 --> 01:16:37,575
- We wanna know who.
- Mom, I told...
1133
01:16:37,677 --> 01:16:39,474
Hi. I'm Mikaela.
1134
01:16:40,247 --> 01:16:42,511
I'm a... I'm a friend of Sam's.
1135
01:16:43,984 --> 01:16:46,714
Gosh, you're gorgeous.
Isn't that the prettiest girl?
1136
01:16:46,820 --> 01:16:49,687
- She can hear you talking, Mom.
- Thank you.
1137
01:16:49,789 --> 01:16:52,849
Oh, my goodness. I'm sorry you had to
hear our little family discussion about...
1138
01:16:52,959 --> 01:16:54,449
- Sorry that we're bugging you.
- Do you have my backpack?
1139
01:16:54,561 --> 01:16:55,721
- Come on, hon. Let's go.
- Oh, it's in the kitchen.
1140
01:17:13,079 --> 01:17:16,412
Oh, yes. Okay. Okay.
1141
01:17:16,516 --> 01:17:18,507
- Yeah.
- Your mom's so nice.
1142
01:17:18,618 --> 01:17:19,585
I want you to distract my parents
1143
01:17:19,686 --> 01:17:21,984
while I slip out and get these glasses
to them, okay?
1144
01:17:27,928 --> 01:17:30,488
- Ronald Wickity?
- It's Witwicky. Who are you?
1145
01:17:30,597 --> 01:17:32,622
We're the government. Sector Seven.
1146
01:17:32,732 --> 01:17:34,859
- Never heard of it.
- Never will.
1147
01:17:34,968 --> 01:17:37,493
Your son's the great-grandson
of Captain Archibald Wickity, is he not?
1148
01:17:37,604 --> 01:17:38,730
It's Witwicky.
1149
01:17:38,838 --> 01:17:42,069
May I enter the premises, sir?
1150
01:17:42,175 --> 01:17:45,110
Ron, there's guys all over the front yard.
1151
01:17:45,211 --> 01:17:46,178
What the heck is going on here?
1152
01:17:46,279 --> 01:17:48,406
Your son filed a stolen car report
last night.
1153
01:17:48,515 --> 01:17:50,779
We think it's involved in
a national security matter.
1154
01:17:50,884 --> 01:17:52,317
- They're ripping up my rose bushes!
- National security?
1155
01:17:52,419 --> 01:17:53,477
That's right. National security.
1156
01:17:53,587 --> 01:17:55,179
My God, Ron, they're everywhere.
1157
01:17:55,288 --> 01:17:57,654
There's guys in suits all around
the house! Look at this!
1158
01:17:57,757 --> 01:17:59,554
Could you stay off the grass?
1159
01:17:59,659 --> 01:18:01,092
Get me a sample
and some isotope readings.
1160
01:18:01,194 --> 01:18:02,821
They're pulling bushes out
of the ground!
1161
01:18:02,929 --> 01:18:06,160
Good Lord! They've got to get
their hands off my bush!
1162
01:18:06,266 --> 01:18:07,733
- Drop the bat, ma'am.
- Hey, hey, hey, that's my...
1163
01:18:07,834 --> 01:18:09,165
I'm carrying a loaded weapon.
1164
01:18:09,269 --> 01:18:10,600
But you'd better get those guys
out of my garden
1165
01:18:10,704 --> 01:18:12,865
or I am gonna beat the crap out of them!
1166
01:18:12,973 --> 01:18:15,999
Are you experiencing any flu-like
symptoms? Aching joints? Fever?
1167
01:18:16,109 --> 01:18:18,168
- No!
- What is this?
1168
01:18:18,278 --> 01:18:21,008
How you doing, son?
Is your name Sam?
1169
01:18:21,114 --> 01:18:22,581
- Yeah.
- Well, I need you to come with us.
1170
01:18:22,682 --> 01:18:23,910
Whoa, way out of line.
1171
01:18:24,017 --> 01:18:28,044
Sir, I am asking politely. Back off.
1172
01:18:28,154 --> 01:18:30,054
- You're not taking my son.
- Really?
1173
01:18:30,156 --> 01:18:31,214
You gonna try to get rough with us?
1174
01:18:31,324 --> 01:18:32,518
No, but I'm gonna call the cops
1175
01:18:32,626 --> 01:18:34,821
because there's something fishy
going on around here.
1176
01:18:34,928 --> 01:18:37,624
Yeah. There's something a little fishy
about you, your son,
1177
01:18:37,731 --> 01:18:41,690
your little Taco Bell dog and this
whole operation you got going on here.
1178
01:18:41,801 --> 01:18:44,031
- What operation?
- That is what we are gonna find out.
1179
01:18:44,137 --> 01:18:46,697
I think direct contact.
1180
01:18:52,145 --> 01:18:53,703
- Son?
- Yeah.
1181
01:18:54,781 --> 01:18:57,682
- Step forward, please.
- Just stand?
1182
01:19:03,456 --> 01:19:04,923
Fourteen rads.
1183
01:19:06,526 --> 01:19:07,993
Bingo! Tag them and bag them!
1184
01:19:08,728 --> 01:19:10,628
If you hurt my dog, I'll kick your ass!
1185
01:19:10,730 --> 01:19:12,425
Get me a sample on
that vegetation ASAP!
1186
01:19:12,532 --> 01:19:14,056
Sam! Do not say anything, Sam!
1187
01:19:14,167 --> 01:19:16,032
- Yeah.
- Not a word until we get a lawyer!
1188
01:19:20,306 --> 01:19:21,466
So,
1189
01:19:22,909 --> 01:19:26,367
LadiesMan217.
1190
01:19:26,479 --> 01:19:29,915
That is your eBay username, right?
1191
01:19:30,016 --> 01:19:32,348
Yeah, but, you know,
it was a typo and I ran with it.
1192
01:19:32,452 --> 01:19:33,419
What do you make of this?
1193
01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:36,080
My name is Sam Witwicky, okay?
And my...
1194
01:19:36,189 --> 01:19:37,315
Is that you?
1195
01:19:37,424 --> 01:19:39,619
Yeah, that sounds like LadiesMan.
1196
01:19:39,726 --> 01:19:44,561
Last night at the station, you told
the officer your car transformed.
1197
01:19:45,899 --> 01:19:48,231
- Enlighten me.
- Well, here's what I said, okay?
1198
01:19:48,334 --> 01:19:52,794
'Cause this is a total misunderstanding
that my car had been stolen...
1199
01:19:52,906 --> 01:19:55,033
- Really?
...from me, from my home,
1200
01:19:55,141 --> 01:19:58,110
but it's fine now because it's back!
It came back!
1201
01:19:58,211 --> 01:19:59,940
- Well, not by itself.
- Well, no.
1202
01:20:00,046 --> 01:20:03,482
Because cars don't do that
because that would be crazy.
1203
01:20:06,619 --> 01:20:08,211
That's funny. That is so funny.
1204
01:20:08,321 --> 01:20:10,812
So what do you kids know
about aliens, huh?
1205
01:20:11,991 --> 01:20:14,755
Oh, you mean, like a Martian?
Like what, E. T? No.
1206
01:20:14,861 --> 01:20:16,351
- It's an urban legend.
- Yeah.
1207
01:20:16,463 --> 01:20:17,589
You see this?
1208
01:20:17,697 --> 01:20:20,291
This is an l-can-do-whatever-l-want
and-get-away-with-it badge.
1209
01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:23,164
- Right.
- I'm gonna lock you up forever.
1210
01:20:23,269 --> 01:20:24,497
Oh, God. You know what?
Don't listen to him.
1211
01:20:24,604 --> 01:20:27,004
He's just pissy 'cause he's got to
get back to guarding the mall.
1212
01:20:27,107 --> 01:20:30,167
You, in the training bra, do not test me.
1213
01:20:30,276 --> 01:20:32,369
Especially with your daddy's parole
coming up.
1214
01:20:32,479 --> 01:20:33,878
What? Parole?
1215
01:20:33,980 --> 01:20:37,313
- It's nothing.
- Oh, grand theft auto, that ain't nothing?
1216
01:20:37,417 --> 01:20:39,408
You know those cars my dad
used to teach me to fix?
1217
01:20:39,519 --> 01:20:41,248
Well, they... They weren't always his.
1218
01:20:41,354 --> 01:20:42,446
You stole cars?
1219
01:20:42,555 --> 01:20:44,250
Well, we couldn't always afford
a babysitter,
1220
01:20:44,357 --> 01:20:46,154
so sometimes he had to take me along.
1221
01:20:46,259 --> 01:20:48,557
She's got her own juvie record
to prove it!
1222
01:20:48,661 --> 01:20:51,289
She's a criminal. Criminals are hot.
1223
01:20:52,432 --> 01:20:57,062
That'd be a real shame if he had to rot
in jail the rest of his natural life.
1224
01:20:57,170 --> 01:20:59,468
It is time to talk!
1225
01:21:06,212 --> 01:21:07,645
Big! It's big!
1226
01:21:12,385 --> 01:21:14,353
Go, go, go, go!
1227
01:21:14,788 --> 01:21:17,416
- I can't see it! I can't see it!
- Shift your weight towards the front!
1228
01:21:17,524 --> 01:21:18,957
All right! All right!
1229
01:21:33,540 --> 01:21:35,838
You A-holes are in trouble now.
1230
01:21:35,942 --> 01:21:42,472
Gentlemen, I want to introduce you
to my friend, Optimus Prime.
1231
01:21:44,717 --> 01:21:48,483
Taking the children was a bad move.
1232
01:21:48,588 --> 01:21:51,989
Autobots, relieve them of their weapons.
1233
01:21:55,595 --> 01:21:57,324
Freeze!
1234
01:21:57,964 --> 01:21:59,363
- Whoa! Whoa!
- Give me those!
1235
01:21:59,465 --> 01:22:00,523
Whoa!
1236
01:22:01,968 --> 01:22:03,026
Whoa!
1237
01:22:13,813 --> 01:22:15,144
Hi, there.
1238
01:22:15,448 --> 01:22:20,181
You don't seem afraid.
Are you not surprised to see us?
1239
01:22:20,887 --> 01:22:25,824
Look, there are
S-Seven protocols, okay?
1240
01:22:26,426 --> 01:22:27,723
I'm not authorized
to communicate with you
1241
01:22:27,827 --> 01:22:30,057
except to tell you
I can't communicate with you.
1242
01:22:30,163 --> 01:22:32,757
- Get out of the car.
- All right.
1243
01:22:33,399 --> 01:22:34,525
- Me? You want me to get...
- Now!
1244
01:22:34,634 --> 01:22:36,124
All right, all right. Get out. Hey.
1245
01:22:36,236 --> 01:22:39,603
All right, I'm... I'm getting out.
I'm getting out. You see?
1246
01:22:39,706 --> 01:22:43,198
Very nifty how you put us down
without really killing us.
1247
01:22:43,309 --> 01:22:44,833
You're good with handcuffs, too,
now, huh?
1248
01:22:44,944 --> 01:22:45,933
How you doing?
1249
01:22:46,045 --> 01:22:47,774
- You weren't supposed to hear all that.
- How's it going, huh?
1250
01:22:47,881 --> 01:22:50,042
- Yeah.
- This is real.
1251
01:22:50,149 --> 01:22:53,312
Now, listen. If I choose to engage
with him, mum is the word, all right?
1252
01:22:53,419 --> 01:22:57,185
Sam, I have a record
because I wouldn't turn my dad in.
1253
01:22:57,790 --> 01:23:01,954
When have you had to sacrifice
anything in your perfect little life?
1254
01:23:03,529 --> 01:23:05,190
Big guys. Big guys with big guns, huh?
1255
01:23:05,298 --> 01:23:08,165
What is Sector Seven? Answer me.
1256
01:23:08,268 --> 01:23:10,759
I'm the one who asks questions
around here. Not you, young man!
1257
01:23:10,870 --> 01:23:13,100
- How'd you know about the aliens?
- Where did you take my parents?
1258
01:23:13,206 --> 01:23:15,197
- I am not at liberty to discuss it.
- No?
1259
01:23:15,308 --> 01:23:17,173
Hey. You touch me,
that's a federal offense.
1260
01:23:17,277 --> 01:23:19,006
Do-whatever-you-want
and-get-away-with-it badge, right?
1261
01:23:19,112 --> 01:23:21,945
Yeah. Brave now all of a sudden, with
his big alien friend standing over there.
1262
01:23:22,048 --> 01:23:25,245
- Where is Sector Seven?
- Wouldn't you like to know?
1263
01:23:30,523 --> 01:23:31,490
Hey!
1264
01:23:31,591 --> 01:23:34,526
Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man.
1265
01:23:34,627 --> 01:23:36,686
Get that thing to stop, huh?
1266
01:23:38,031 --> 01:23:41,330
- All right, tough guy, take it off.
- What are you talking about?
1267
01:23:41,434 --> 01:23:44,130
- Your clothes, all of it, off.
- For what?
1268
01:23:45,371 --> 01:23:47,202
For threatening my dad.
1269
01:23:50,276 --> 01:23:56,181
Little lady, this is the beginning
of the end of your life.
1270
01:23:57,951 --> 01:23:59,612
You're a criminal.
1271
01:24:00,286 --> 01:24:03,084
Let's face facts. It's in your gene pool.
1272
01:24:04,557 --> 01:24:07,390
Those are nice.
Now get behind the pole.
1273
01:24:07,493 --> 01:24:08,482
All right.
1274
01:24:08,594 --> 01:24:10,687
This is such a felony, what you're doing.
1275
01:24:12,732 --> 01:24:14,632
- I will hunt you down, okay?
- He'll hunt you down.
1276
01:24:14,767 --> 01:24:16,928
- Without any remorse!
- No remorse.
1277
01:24:17,036 --> 01:24:18,298
- Enjoy.
- Okay?
1278
01:24:18,404 --> 01:24:22,841
- We have got to alert everyone.
- They already know. Speaker.
1279
01:24:29,382 --> 01:24:31,316
Optimus! Incoming!
1280
01:24:39,025 --> 01:24:40,253
Roll out.
1281
01:24:47,166 --> 01:24:50,499
Okay, I'm picking up rad readings
under that bridge right down there.
1282
01:24:53,373 --> 01:24:56,774
Okay, I'm getting really good rad
readings. Forty-two and higher.
1283
01:24:56,876 --> 01:24:58,207
Up you get.
1284
01:25:02,915 --> 01:25:04,883
Okay, we're dropping in.
1285
01:25:08,921 --> 01:25:11,515
Really strong readings right down
below us. There he is.
1286
01:25:11,624 --> 01:25:13,785
Ship one and two, come on in.
1287
01:25:14,861 --> 01:25:17,489
That's it, right there.
Mark him, mark him.
1288
01:25:17,597 --> 01:25:20,862
Okay, there he is. 11:30. 11:30.
Right off the nose.
1289
01:25:21,401 --> 01:25:22,959
I got it. 12:00.
1290
01:25:27,040 --> 01:25:28,473
Okay, I'm tracking him. I've got him.
1291
01:25:31,444 --> 01:25:33,639
Got him going down the street.
1292
01:25:37,250 --> 01:25:41,812
Okay. Where'd he go, guys? I lost him.
Got no IR signature. Where'd he go?
1293
01:25:42,155 --> 01:25:44,316
Okay, I lost him. I lost him.
1294
01:25:44,891 --> 01:25:46,882
Okay, we're coming around.
1295
01:26:09,582 --> 01:26:11,106
Easy, you two.
1296
01:26:20,493 --> 01:26:23,724
No! No! No, Sam! Sam, don't drop me!
1297
01:26:24,397 --> 01:26:27,389
Sam, don't! Sam, don't! I'm slipping!
I'm slipping!
1298
01:26:28,634 --> 01:26:30,693
- Hold on!
- No!
1299
01:26:34,407 --> 01:26:35,635
Sam!
1300
01:26:41,247 --> 01:26:44,375
All right, we've got him pinned.
We've got him pinned in the river.
1301
01:26:44,484 --> 01:26:45,746
I'm in for the shot.
1302
01:26:45,852 --> 01:26:47,285
Stop! Stop!
1303
01:26:48,488 --> 01:26:50,285
Wait! No!
1304
01:26:53,659 --> 01:26:56,253
- Take the shot, get him.
- Take the shot.
1305
01:26:56,829 --> 01:26:58,023
No!
1306
01:27:14,113 --> 01:27:16,206
No! Stop!
1307
01:27:16,816 --> 01:27:18,113
Stop!
1308
01:27:18,718 --> 01:27:22,154
Get down on the ground! Get down!
Get down!
1309
01:27:23,156 --> 01:27:24,487
What? Okay.
1310
01:27:26,359 --> 01:27:28,520
Look, he's not fighting back!
1311
01:27:29,128 --> 01:27:31,323
Freeze it! Freeze it! Freeze it!
1312
01:27:37,703 --> 01:27:39,261
Stop hurting him!
1313
01:27:48,681 --> 01:27:50,376
Don't let him move!
1314
01:27:51,117 --> 01:27:52,675
I got him here!
1315
01:28:15,875 --> 01:28:16,933
No!
1316
01:28:20,947 --> 01:28:22,744
Happy to see me again?
1317
01:28:24,250 --> 01:28:26,980
Put him in a car
with his little criminal friend.
1318
01:28:32,858 --> 01:28:35,918
I want that thing frozen
and ready for transport!
1319
01:28:44,103 --> 01:28:46,367
Hang back. Let me check it out.
1320
01:28:49,208 --> 01:28:50,607
Optimus,
1321
01:28:52,945 --> 01:28:55,413
are we just gonna stand here
and do nothing?
1322
01:28:55,514 --> 01:28:59,211
There's no way to free Bumblebee
without harming the humans.
1323
01:28:59,318 --> 01:29:02,116
- But it's not right. He...
- Let them leave.
1324
01:29:14,133 --> 01:29:16,499
The Chinese and the Russians
are nearing our area of operations
1325
01:29:16,602 --> 01:29:17,728
in the western Pacific.
1326
01:29:17,837 --> 01:29:20,032
We feel like this could get
out of hand real fast.
1327
01:29:20,139 --> 01:29:22,903
But the next couple of hours
may just define his presidency.
1328
01:29:27,246 --> 01:29:30,113
US and Chinese task forces
approaching 100 nautical miles
1329
01:29:30,216 --> 01:29:31,547
of cruise missile range.
1330
01:29:31,651 --> 01:29:35,178
Tell the strike group commander that
he's not to engage unless fired on first.
1331
01:29:35,288 --> 01:29:37,256
- Yes, sir!
- Mr. Secretary?
1332
01:29:39,659 --> 01:29:44,722
Tom Banachek. I'm with Sector Seven,
Advanced Research Division.
1333
01:29:44,830 --> 01:29:48,027
Never heard of it. I'm a little busy, Tom.
I think you can see that.
1334
01:29:51,170 --> 01:29:53,661
- What's going on here?
- I don't know.
1335
01:29:57,310 --> 01:29:59,972
Sit rep! Talk to me!
1336
01:30:00,079 --> 01:30:02,479
- The whole room's gone down, sir.
- I can see that!
1337
01:30:02,581 --> 01:30:04,242
The virus was coded to shut us down.
1338
01:30:04,350 --> 01:30:06,784
- General?
- I'll take a seat.
1339
01:30:07,820 --> 01:30:08,787
What do you mean, "shut us down"?
1340
01:30:08,888 --> 01:30:11,880
They used our network to spread out
to the whole world.
1341
01:30:11,991 --> 01:30:13,083
The blackout's global.
1342
01:30:13,192 --> 01:30:16,025
We have no communications,
satellite and land lines are dead.
1343
01:30:16,128 --> 01:30:20,656
You mean to tell me that I cannot pick
up this telephone and call my family?
1344
01:30:26,605 --> 01:30:30,905
Mr. Secretary? I'm here under
direct order from the President.
1345
01:30:32,912 --> 01:30:35,278
You really need to see
what I have in the case.
1346
01:30:38,351 --> 01:30:39,909
You'll have to accept that
there are certain things
1347
01:30:40,019 --> 01:30:42,112
you won't understand right away.
1348
01:30:42,221 --> 01:30:45,554
Sector Seven is a special-access
division of the government
1349
01:30:45,658 --> 01:30:49,059
convened in secret under
President Hoover 80 years ago.
1350
01:30:49,929 --> 01:30:54,025
You may remember NASA JPL
lost the Beagle 2 Mars Rover.
1351
01:30:55,134 --> 01:30:59,400
We told them to report the mission
a complete failure. It wasn't.
1352
01:30:59,872 --> 01:31:02,272
Beagle 2 transmitted 13 seconds.
1353
01:31:02,875 --> 01:31:05,400
This was classified above top secret.
1354
01:31:20,393 --> 01:31:23,021
EDA ended at 170 hours, 48 minutes.
1355
01:31:23,129 --> 01:31:25,757
More than just a pile of Martian rocks.
1356
01:31:27,032 --> 01:31:29,125
This is the image from Mars.
1357
01:31:29,969 --> 01:31:32,733
Here's the image your
Special Ops team was able to retrieve
1358
01:31:32,838 --> 01:31:34,601
from the base attack.
1359
01:31:35,374 --> 01:31:38,468
We believe they are of
the same exoskeletal type,
1360
01:31:39,345 --> 01:31:42,109
and obviously not Russian
or North Korean.
1361
01:31:42,515 --> 01:31:45,177
Are we talking about an invasion?
1362
01:31:45,284 --> 01:31:48,378
We intercepted the message
from your Special Ops team.
1363
01:31:48,487 --> 01:31:51,820
These things can be hurt by
our weapons and now they know it.
1364
01:31:51,924 --> 01:31:53,653
That's why the virus shut us down,
1365
01:31:53,759 --> 01:31:57,058
so we can't coordinate against
their next attack,
1366
01:31:57,163 --> 01:32:01,657
which I would bet my ridiculous
government salary is coming soon.
1367
01:32:05,538 --> 01:32:07,870
Get word to our fleet commanders
over the National Guard frequency.
1368
01:32:07,973 --> 01:32:11,374
It's a shortwave radio channel.
It might be still working.
1369
01:32:11,477 --> 01:32:14,810
Tell them to turn their ships around
and come home. ASAP!
1370
01:32:14,914 --> 01:32:17,883
And inform all commands to prepare
for imminent attack.
1371
01:32:28,093 --> 01:32:31,358
Captain Lennox, we need you and
your team to come with us right now!
1372
01:32:31,464 --> 01:32:32,431
Let's go!
1373
01:32:37,470 --> 01:32:38,960
She's in here.
1374
01:32:39,338 --> 01:32:40,999
What's going on?
1375
01:32:41,540 --> 01:32:43,371
You're coming with me.
1376
01:32:43,809 --> 01:32:46,505
- You're going to be my advisor.
- Me, too?
1377
01:32:47,513 --> 01:32:48,844
Who's this?
1378
01:32:49,615 --> 01:32:52,709
- He's my advisor.
- He comes, too.
1379
01:33:03,996 --> 01:33:06,487
- So...
- What'd they get you for?
1380
01:33:07,566 --> 01:33:11,832
I bought a car.
Turned out to be an alien robot.
1381
01:33:11,937 --> 01:33:12,904
Wow.
1382
01:33:13,572 --> 01:33:14,698
Who knew?
1383
01:33:31,490 --> 01:33:33,390
Make a hole! Watch your back!
1384
01:33:44,203 --> 01:33:46,933
Please, let this work.
1385
01:33:48,340 --> 01:33:50,240
Fire it up, Optimus.
1386
01:33:51,210 --> 01:33:52,700
The code.
1387
01:33:52,811 --> 01:33:58,215
The code on these glasses indicates
the All Spark is 230 miles from here.
1388
01:34:00,019 --> 01:34:03,819
I sense the Decepticons
are getting ready to mobilize.
1389
01:34:04,990 --> 01:34:06,753
They must know it's here, as well.
1390
01:34:06,859 --> 01:34:08,190
What about Bumblebee?
1391
01:34:08,294 --> 01:34:12,355
We can't just leave him to die
and become some human experiment!
1392
01:34:12,464 --> 01:34:16,457
He'll die in vain
if we don't accomplish our mission.
1393
01:34:16,569 --> 01:34:20,801
Bumblebee is a brave soldier.
This is what he would want.
1394
01:34:20,906 --> 01:34:23,841
Why are we fighting to save
the humans?
1395
01:34:25,244 --> 01:34:28,611
They're a primitive and violent race.
1396
01:34:30,950 --> 01:34:32,941
Were we so different?
1397
01:34:33,852 --> 01:34:38,221
They're a young species.
They have much to learn.
1398
01:34:38,324 --> 01:34:41,122
But I've seen goodness in them.
1399
01:34:41,226 --> 01:34:45,390
Freedom is the right of
all sentient beings.
1400
01:34:45,497 --> 01:34:49,729
You all know there's only one way
to end this war.
1401
01:34:49,835 --> 01:34:52,531
We must destroy the Cube.
1402
01:34:53,339 --> 01:34:57,901
If all else fails, I will unite it
with the spark in my chest.
1403
01:34:58,010 --> 01:34:59,341
That's suicide.
1404
01:34:59,445 --> 01:35:03,245
The Cube is raw power.
It could destroy you both.
1405
01:35:03,349 --> 01:35:07,809
A necessary sacrifice to bring peace
to this planet.
1406
01:35:07,920 --> 01:35:11,219
We cannot let the humans pay
for our mistakes.
1407
01:35:12,691 --> 01:35:15,387
It's been an honor serving with you all.
1408
01:35:15,494 --> 01:35:19,294
- Autobots, roll out!
- We rolling!
1409
01:35:31,343 --> 01:35:34,506
Team attention! Present arms!
1410
01:35:35,180 --> 01:35:39,412
At ease. Captain, Sergeant.
Got your intel. Excellent work.
1411
01:35:39,518 --> 01:35:41,213
Thank you, sir.
What about the gunships?
1412
01:35:41,320 --> 01:35:43,447
They're being retrofitted
with sabot rounds now.
1413
01:35:43,555 --> 01:35:44,817
If they hit us again,
we'll be ready for them.
1414
01:35:44,923 --> 01:35:48,017
But it won't do us much good if we can't
get world communications back up.
1415
01:35:49,528 --> 01:35:50,756
Hey, kid.
1416
01:35:51,830 --> 01:35:54,492
I think we got off to a bad start, huh?
1417
01:35:55,034 --> 01:35:56,126
You must be hungry?
1418
01:35:56,235 --> 01:35:58,226
You want a latte? HoHo?
Double venti macchiato?
1419
01:35:58,337 --> 01:35:59,964
Where's my car?
1420
01:36:00,072 --> 01:36:03,633
Son, I need you to listen to me
very carefully.
1421
01:36:04,143 --> 01:36:05,838
People can die here.
1422
01:36:06,211 --> 01:36:08,907
We need to know everything you know.
We need to know it now.
1423
01:36:09,014 --> 01:36:10,208
Okay.
1424
01:36:10,315 --> 01:36:14,046
But first, I'll take my car, my parents.
Maybe you should write that down.
1425
01:36:14,153 --> 01:36:18,852
Oh, and her juvie record.
That's got to be gone. Like, forever.
1426
01:36:20,492 --> 01:36:23,461
Come with me.
We'll talk about your car.
1427
01:36:23,562 --> 01:36:24,859
Thank you.
1428
01:36:26,331 --> 01:36:28,060
The man's an extortionist.
1429
01:36:29,802 --> 01:36:31,133
All right, here's the situation.
1430
01:36:31,236 --> 01:36:33,636
You've all had direct contact
with the NBEs.
1431
01:36:33,739 --> 01:36:34,831
NBEs?
1432
01:36:34,940 --> 01:36:38,535
Non-Biological Extraterrestrials.
Try and keep up with the acronyms.
1433
01:36:38,644 --> 01:36:42,273
What you're about to see
is totally classified.
1434
01:36:51,457 --> 01:36:52,024
Dear God. What is this?
1435
01:36:52,024 --> 01:36:53,286
Dear God. What is this?
1436
01:36:54,860 --> 01:36:58,125
We think when he made his approach
over the north pole,
1437
01:36:58,230 --> 01:37:01,666
our gravitational field screwed up
his telemetry.
1438
01:37:01,767 --> 01:37:05,760
He crashed in the ice,
probably a few thousand years ago.
1439
01:37:05,871 --> 01:37:09,136
We shipped him here to this facility
in 1934.
1440
01:37:09,241 --> 01:37:11,641
We call him NBE One.
1441
01:37:11,744 --> 01:37:14,110
Well, sir, I don't mean to correct you
on everything you think you know,
1442
01:37:14,213 --> 01:37:16,613
but, I mean, that's Megatron.
1443
01:37:17,883 --> 01:37:19,714
He's the leader of the Decepticons.
1444
01:37:19,818 --> 01:37:23,151
He's been in cryostasis since 1935.
1445
01:37:23,255 --> 01:37:26,713
Your great-great-grandfather made
one of the greatest discoveries
1446
01:37:26,825 --> 01:37:28,258
in the history of mankind.
1447
01:37:28,360 --> 01:37:31,295
Fact is, you're looking at
the source of the modern age,
1448
01:37:31,396 --> 01:37:38,234
the microchip, lasers, spaceflight, cars,
all reverse-engineered by studying him.
1449
01:37:38,337 --> 01:37:42,137
NBE One. That's what we call it.
1450
01:37:42,708 --> 01:37:45,336
And you didn't think the United States
military might need to know
1451
01:37:45,444 --> 01:37:47,810
that you're keeping a hostile alien robot
frozen in the basement?
1452
01:37:47,913 --> 01:37:51,906
Until these events, we had no
credible threat to national security.
1453
01:37:52,017 --> 01:37:53,882
Well, you got one now.
1454
01:37:54,820 --> 01:37:57,220
- So why Earth?
- It's the All Spark.
1455
01:37:57,322 --> 01:37:58,846
All Spark? What is that?
1456
01:37:58,957 --> 01:38:01,517
Well, yeah, they came here looking
for some sort of cube-Iooking thing.
1457
01:38:01,627 --> 01:38:06,394
Anyway, Mr. NBE One here, AKA
Megatron, that's what they call him,
1458
01:38:06,498 --> 01:38:08,932
who's pretty much the harbinger
of death, wants to use the Cube
1459
01:38:09,034 --> 01:38:12,128
to transform human technology
to take over the universe.
1460
01:38:12,237 --> 01:38:13,761
That's their plan.
1461
01:38:13,872 --> 01:38:16,272
- And you're sure about that?
- Yeah.
1462
01:38:18,610 --> 01:38:20,874
You guys know where it is, don't you?
1463
01:38:22,314 --> 01:38:23,440
Follow me.
1464
01:38:27,085 --> 01:38:29,576
You're about to see our crown jewel.
1465
01:38:38,530 --> 01:38:42,091
Carbon dating puts the Cube here
around 10,000 BC.
1466
01:38:43,001 --> 01:38:46,630
The first Seven didn't find it until 1913.
1467
01:38:47,472 --> 01:38:51,340
They knew it was alien because of
the matching hieroglyphics on the Cube
1468
01:38:51,443 --> 01:38:52,967
as well as NBE One.
1469
01:38:53,078 --> 01:38:55,638
President Hoover had the dam built
around it.
1470
01:38:55,747 --> 01:38:58,113
Four football fields thick of concrete.
1471
01:38:58,217 --> 01:39:01,550
A perfect way to hide its energy
from being detected by anyone
1472
01:39:01,653 --> 01:39:05,248
or any alien species on the outside.
1473
01:39:44,062 --> 01:39:47,862
Wait, back up. You said
the dam hides the Cube's energy.
1474
01:39:48,500 --> 01:39:50,991
- What kind exactly?
- Good question.
1475
01:39:55,574 --> 01:39:58,441
Please step inside.
They have to lock us in.
1476
01:40:04,349 --> 01:40:06,010
Oh, wow.
1477
01:40:06,118 --> 01:40:08,143
What's that? Freddy Krueger done
been up in here or something?
1478
01:40:08,253 --> 01:40:09,447
Oh, no, man.
1479
01:40:09,588 --> 01:40:14,048
Freddy Krueger have four blades, man.
That's only three. That's Wolverine!
1480
01:40:14,159 --> 01:40:17,094
- Right? That's Wolverine!
- That's very funny.
1481
01:40:18,630 --> 01:40:21,656
Anybody have any mechanical devices?
BlackBerry? Key alarm? Cell phone?
1482
01:40:21,767 --> 01:40:23,200
I got a phone.
1483
01:40:26,405 --> 01:40:28,999
Nokias are real nasty.
1484
01:40:29,107 --> 01:40:33,544
You've got to respect the Japanese.
They know the way of the samurai.
1485
01:40:34,346 --> 01:40:36,473
Nokia's from Finland.
1486
01:40:36,581 --> 01:40:41,143
Yes, but he's, you know, a little strange.
He's a little strange.
1487
01:40:43,922 --> 01:40:49,485
We're able to take the Cube radiation
and funnel it into that box.
1488
01:41:03,175 --> 01:41:06,474
- Mean little sucker, huh?
- That thing is freaky!
1489
01:41:06,578 --> 01:41:10,241
Kind of like the itty-bitty
Energizer Bunny from hell, huh?
1490
01:41:21,259 --> 01:41:23,124
He's breaking the box.
1491
01:41:41,113 --> 01:41:42,239
Go! Go! Go!
1492
01:41:42,347 --> 01:41:43,439
Move!
1493
01:41:51,990 --> 01:41:54,618
Gentlemen, they know the Cube is here.
1494
01:41:55,394 --> 01:41:56,725
Banachek. What's going on?
1495
01:41:56,828 --> 01:41:58,659
Well, the NBE One hangar
has lost power...
1496
01:41:58,764 --> 01:41:59,822
- What?
...and the backup generator
1497
01:41:59,931 --> 01:42:01,899
- is just not gonna cut it.
- Do you have an arms room?
1498
01:42:08,306 --> 01:42:10,069
Megatron! Megatron! Megatron!
1499
01:42:10,175 --> 01:42:11,574
I'll bring security to the...
1500
01:42:11,676 --> 01:42:14,201
Get everyone to
the NBE One chamber now!
1501
01:42:14,312 --> 01:42:15,904
- The lights are out!
- Move it! Move it!
1502
01:42:16,014 --> 01:42:17,379
Let's go!
1503
01:42:17,482 --> 01:42:19,245
They're popping our generators!
1504
01:42:31,263 --> 01:42:32,628
Megatron melting!
1505
01:42:33,265 --> 01:42:36,325
16502. We're losing pressure.
1506
01:42:36,435 --> 01:42:38,630
Stand by! Set!
1507
01:42:38,737 --> 01:42:40,796
We're losing pressure!
1508
01:42:40,906 --> 01:42:44,342
The cryogenic system is failing!
We're losing NBE One!
1509
01:42:49,081 --> 01:42:51,777
Forty millimeter sabot rounds
on that table!
1510
01:42:51,883 --> 01:42:55,876
That's good. Get all the ammo you got.
Everything you can carry. Bring it.
1511
01:43:01,426 --> 01:43:04,054
You got to take me to my car.
You have to take me to my car.
1512
01:43:04,162 --> 01:43:05,186
He's gonna know what to do
with the Cube.
1513
01:43:05,297 --> 01:43:07,231
- Your car? It's confiscated.
- Then unconfiscate it.
1514
01:43:07,332 --> 01:43:09,061
We do not know what will happen
if we let it near this thing!
1515
01:43:09,167 --> 01:43:10,429
- You don't know.
- Maybe you know, but I don't know.
1516
01:43:10,535 --> 01:43:11,900
You just wanna sit here and wait
and see what happens?
1517
01:43:12,003 --> 01:43:13,994
I have people's lives at stake here,
young man.
1518
01:43:14,106 --> 01:43:15,835
Take him to his car!
1519
01:43:17,576 --> 01:43:18,770
Drop it.
1520
01:43:20,545 --> 01:43:22,206
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
1521
01:43:23,482 --> 01:43:25,473
Drop your weapon, soldier.
1522
01:43:25,984 --> 01:43:27,713
There's an alien war going on
and you're gonna shoot me?
1523
01:43:27,819 --> 01:43:28,843
You know, we didn't ask to be here.
1524
01:43:28,954 --> 01:43:31,149
I'm ordering you under S-Seven
executive jurisdiction.
1525
01:43:31,256 --> 01:43:32,416
S-Seven don't exist.
1526
01:43:32,524 --> 01:43:34,287
Right. And we don't take orders
from people that don't exist.
1527
01:43:34,392 --> 01:43:37,657
- I'm gonna count to five. Okay.
- Well, I'm gonna count to three.
1528
01:43:40,265 --> 01:43:41,892
- Simmons?
- Yes, sir?
1529
01:43:42,000 --> 01:43:46,061
I'd do what he says. Losing's really
not an option for these guys.
1530
01:43:50,575 --> 01:43:52,543
All right. Okay.
1531
01:43:52,644 --> 01:43:57,274
Hey, you want to lay the fate of the
world on the kid's Camaro? That's cool.
1532
01:44:00,719 --> 01:44:01,981
No, no!
1533
01:44:02,954 --> 01:44:05,616
Stop! You got to stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
1534
01:44:05,724 --> 01:44:09,285
No, no, stop, stop, stop!
Let him go! Let him go!
1535
01:44:10,495 --> 01:44:11,894
Are you okay?
1536
01:44:13,765 --> 01:44:15,858
They didn't hurt you, right?
1537
01:44:24,609 --> 01:44:28,409
Listen to me. The Cube is here
and the Decepticons are coming.
1538
01:44:30,815 --> 01:44:32,908
No, no, don't worry about them.
They're okay. Right?
1539
01:44:33,018 --> 01:44:35,248
They're not gonna hurt you.
1540
01:44:35,353 --> 01:44:38,880
Just back up a little bit.
He's friendly. He's fine.
1541
01:44:38,990 --> 01:44:42,255
Okay, come on. Put the guns down.
They're not gonna hurt you.
1542
01:44:42,360 --> 01:44:43,850
Here, come with me.
I'm gonna take you to the All Spark.
1543
01:45:05,917 --> 01:45:09,409
Okay, here we go. He doing something.
He doing something.
1544
01:45:29,541 --> 01:45:30,872
Oh, my God.
1545
01:45:35,680 --> 01:45:37,079
Message from Starfleet, Captain.
1546
01:45:37,182 --> 01:45:38,581
Let's get to it.
1547
01:45:38,683 --> 01:45:41,709
He's right. We stay here, we're screwed
with Megatron in the other hangar.
1548
01:45:41,820 --> 01:45:43,219
Mission City is 22 miles away.
1549
01:45:43,321 --> 01:45:44,618
We're gonna sneak that Cube
out of here
1550
01:45:44,723 --> 01:45:46,122
and we're gonna hide it somewhere
in the city.
1551
01:45:46,224 --> 01:45:47,191
Good! Right.
1552
01:45:47,292 --> 01:45:50,022
But we cannot make a stand
without the Air Force.
1553
01:45:50,128 --> 01:45:52,187
This place must have some kind
of radio link!
1554
01:45:52,297 --> 01:45:54,162
- Yes. Shortwave, CB.
- Right, yes.
1555
01:45:54,266 --> 01:45:56,860
Sir, you got to figure out some way
to get word out to them. Let's move!
1556
01:45:56,968 --> 01:45:58,401
In the alien archive, sir!
1557
01:45:58,503 --> 01:46:00,494
- The alien...
- There's an old Army radio console.
1558
01:46:00,605 --> 01:46:02,129
- Will it work?
- Anything's possible!
1559
01:46:02,240 --> 01:46:04,674
- Did you see that...
- All right, Sam, get it in the car!
1560
01:46:04,776 --> 01:46:06,539
Mr. Secretary! Get our birds in the air.
1561
01:46:06,645 --> 01:46:08,272
When we get to the city,
we're gonna find a radio,
1562
01:46:08,380 --> 01:46:10,348
and I'll have Epps vector them in, okay?
1563
01:46:10,448 --> 01:46:11,972
Affirmative!
1564
01:46:12,083 --> 01:46:15,917
Warning! NBE One
cryo-containment failing.
1565
01:46:16,921 --> 01:46:18,786
Check that backup system!
1566
01:46:18,890 --> 01:46:23,054
The cryo's failing! You got to bump up
the cryo! The cryo's failing!
1567
01:46:23,161 --> 01:46:24,651
Come on! Get out of here!
1568
01:46:24,763 --> 01:46:26,287
Heads up! Look out!
1569
01:46:27,299 --> 01:46:29,699
Set a perimeter around
the yellow vehicle!
1570
01:46:29,801 --> 01:46:33,237
- This way, this way, this way!
- Up there! Let's go!
1571
01:46:42,947 --> 01:46:46,007
I am Megatron!
1572
01:47:04,836 --> 01:47:06,235
- The Cube's okay?
- Yeah, it's fine.
1573
01:47:06,338 --> 01:47:07,327
Well, put the seat belt on.
1574
01:47:07,439 --> 01:47:08,599
Pour it on him!
1575
01:47:22,354 --> 01:47:24,345
I live to serve you, Lord Megatron.
1576
01:47:24,456 --> 01:47:26,856
Where is the Cube?
1577
01:47:26,958 --> 01:47:29,017
The humans have taken it.
1578
01:47:32,397 --> 01:47:36,265
You fail me yet again, Starscream.
Get them!
1579
01:47:36,701 --> 01:47:38,168
Come on, Mags!
1580
01:47:39,270 --> 01:47:40,760
Over here, sir!
1581
01:47:43,108 --> 01:47:45,167
Give me a minute. Give me a minute.
1582
01:47:45,276 --> 01:47:47,710
Come to me, Maxwell, come to me.
Plugged in there.
1583
01:47:49,614 --> 01:47:53,072
- We're hot! We're live!
- Where are the mikes?
1584
01:47:54,119 --> 01:47:55,108
Mikes?
1585
01:47:55,220 --> 01:47:56,482
This doesn't work without mikes,
Simmons.
1586
01:47:56,588 --> 01:47:58,146
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
1587
01:47:58,256 --> 01:47:59,780
Let's find them.
1588
01:47:59,891 --> 01:48:01,358
Kid, get in the chair!
Just get in the chair, all right?
1589
01:48:01,459 --> 01:48:03,620
- Okay, I'll sit. I'll sit.
- They steal everything out of this place.
1590
01:48:03,728 --> 01:48:06,788
How do we get the signal out?
How do we call the Air Force?
1591
01:48:06,898 --> 01:48:08,195
- Glen?
- Huh?
1592
01:48:08,299 --> 01:48:11,791
Can you hotwire this computer to
transmit a tone through the radio?
1593
01:48:11,903 --> 01:48:12,892
What good is that?
1594
01:48:13,004 --> 01:48:15,404
Morse code! You can use this
to transmit it through that!
1595
01:48:15,507 --> 01:48:19,068
Okay, I'll do it! Turn it around.
Okay, let's see.
1596
01:48:19,177 --> 01:48:21,008
Simmons, I need a screwdriver!
1597
01:48:32,791 --> 01:48:34,315
There's Optimus.
1598
01:48:52,277 --> 01:48:53,744
Almost done.
1599
01:48:55,580 --> 01:48:57,480
What the hell was that?
1600
01:49:00,552 --> 01:49:02,247
Barricade the door!
1601
01:49:04,989 --> 01:49:07,355
- Get something.
- Watch out!
1602
01:49:07,459 --> 01:49:09,552
Six, five, four, six, three.
1603
01:49:14,232 --> 01:49:16,598
Here! Put some rounds in!
1604
01:49:19,471 --> 01:49:20,904
Master search.
1605
01:49:21,806 --> 01:49:23,797
I got it! We're transmitting!
1606
01:49:23,908 --> 01:49:25,034
Send exactly what I say!
1607
01:49:25,143 --> 01:49:29,273
Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
Burn, you little sucker! Burn!
1608
01:49:29,380 --> 01:49:33,407
"This is Defense Secretary Keller.
Get me NORTHCOM commander."
1609
01:49:33,518 --> 01:49:35,042
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
1610
01:49:36,754 --> 01:49:37,778
What was that?
1611
01:49:37,889 --> 01:49:40,722
Authenticate emergency action.
Blackbird 1195...
1612
01:49:42,894 --> 01:49:45,089
Sir, I have an authenticated
air strike order from Sec Def.
1613
01:50:09,821 --> 01:50:11,789
- No, no, no, no, no.
- What?
1614
01:50:11,890 --> 01:50:15,326
It's the same cop!
Block them, block them, block them.
1615
01:50:36,548 --> 01:50:37,537
Oh, my God.
1616
01:51:06,110 --> 01:51:07,441
Cool, Mom!
1617
01:51:33,338 --> 01:51:35,329
This is so not good.
1618
01:51:53,825 --> 01:51:55,690
He's behind the pillar!
1619
01:52:01,566 --> 01:52:04,660
- Shoot that mother...
- Maggie, cover fire!
1620
01:52:07,805 --> 01:52:10,137
It's the Air Force! They're responding!
1621
01:52:14,012 --> 01:52:15,980
Sucker, burn!
1622
01:52:21,753 --> 01:52:23,084
Oh, shit!
1623
01:52:23,421 --> 01:52:25,446
Yes! They're sending F-22s to the city!
1624
01:52:26,658 --> 01:52:28,683
Raptors, let's scramble,
scramble, scramble.
1625
01:52:29,894 --> 01:52:32,158
Strike and Dark Star roll call.
1626
01:52:34,499 --> 01:52:35,966
Looking out the right side.
1627
01:52:36,868 --> 01:52:39,029
Push to Kill Box One Alpha...
1628
01:52:46,611 --> 01:52:50,172
- Come on, let's go! Mount up!
- Move out! Move out! Go! Go!
1629
01:52:50,281 --> 01:52:52,476
Here, I got shortwave radios.
1630
01:52:53,017 --> 01:52:55,212
Wait. What am I supposed to
do with these?
1631
01:52:55,319 --> 01:52:57,617
Well, use them! It's all we got!
1632
01:52:58,022 --> 01:53:01,014
This is like RadioShack dinosaur radios
or something, man.
1633
01:53:01,125 --> 01:53:04,060
I'm only gonna get 20 or 30 miles
out of these things.
1634
01:53:04,162 --> 01:53:06,858
Are there any aircraft orbiting the city?
1635
01:53:07,465 --> 01:53:09,057
F-22 at 12:00.
1636
01:53:09,167 --> 01:53:11,863
All right, I want planes for air cover
and get Black Hawks on station
1637
01:53:11,969 --> 01:53:13,834
to extract that Cube. You got it?
1638
01:53:16,340 --> 01:53:18,740
Air Force has arrived! Pop smoke!
1639
01:53:19,043 --> 01:53:20,670
Raptor, Raptor, do you copy?
1640
01:53:21,946 --> 01:53:23,106
We have you visual.
1641
01:53:24,782 --> 01:53:26,113
Green smoke is the mark.
1642
01:53:26,217 --> 01:53:29,675
Provide air cover and vector
Black Hawks for extraction.
1643
01:53:34,325 --> 01:53:36,293
It's Starscream!
1644
01:53:36,761 --> 01:53:38,422
Please tell me you copy.
1645
01:53:38,763 --> 01:53:41,061
Back up! Take cover! Bumblebee!
1646
01:53:44,869 --> 01:53:46,837
No, no, no, no, no! Move!
1647
01:53:46,938 --> 01:53:50,101
- Back up! Back up!
- Retreat! Fall back!
1648
01:53:50,208 --> 01:53:51,436
Incoming!
1649
01:54:16,534 --> 01:54:18,331
Anybody hurt? Everyone okay?
1650
01:54:18,436 --> 01:54:19,903
Clear the area!
1651
01:54:25,710 --> 01:54:27,234
Oh, my God.
1652
01:54:28,112 --> 01:54:30,979
Bumblebee? No. Your legs!
1653
01:54:31,415 --> 01:54:32,746
Your legs.
1654
01:54:34,318 --> 01:54:37,947
Here. Here, back, back, back, back!
You all right?
1655
01:54:39,490 --> 01:54:41,924
Please get up. Bumblebee? Get up!
1656
01:54:43,494 --> 01:54:44,688
Ratchet!
1657
01:54:46,564 --> 01:54:48,031
- What the hell was that?
- What are you talking about?
1658
01:54:48,132 --> 01:54:50,066
What do you mean, what am
I talking about? They shot at us!
1659
01:54:50,168 --> 01:54:52,534
F-22 pilots would never fly
below buildings.
1660
01:54:52,637 --> 01:54:54,798
That's alien. That ain't friendly!
1661
01:54:54,906 --> 01:54:57,704
You got to get up. You're okay.
You're okay.
1662
01:54:58,976 --> 01:55:00,000
Come on!
1663
01:55:00,111 --> 01:55:02,238
Army Black Hawk inbound
to your location. Over.
1664
01:55:04,015 --> 01:55:06,142
Alpha 273 degrees, 10 miles.
1665
01:55:06,250 --> 01:55:08,582
November Victor, 1.2 clicks north.
1666
01:55:26,804 --> 01:55:28,237
Move out! Let's go!
1667
01:55:34,679 --> 01:55:36,374
Let's go! Move!
1668
01:55:42,987 --> 01:55:44,648
I'm not gonna leave you.
1669
01:56:23,761 --> 01:56:25,786
Come on, Decepticon punk!
1670
01:56:32,103 --> 01:56:33,627
Oh, my God!
1671
01:56:46,183 --> 01:56:48,117
Concentrate your fire!
1672
01:56:59,030 --> 01:57:00,224
Come on. Come on.
1673
01:57:02,800 --> 01:57:04,495
Megatron!
1674
01:57:09,206 --> 01:57:12,869
It's Megatron! Retreat! Move! Fall back!
1675
01:57:17,148 --> 01:57:18,740
Fall back!
1676
01:57:24,755 --> 01:57:26,950
Get our guys out of the way!
Get out of here! Go!
1677
01:57:27,058 --> 01:57:29,083
Get them out of the buggy! Move out!
1678
01:57:29,193 --> 01:57:31,457
We need air cover down here now!
1679
01:57:37,468 --> 01:57:38,867
Sam, help me with this.
1680
01:57:43,040 --> 01:57:47,374
- That all you got, Megatron?
- Come here, little cretin.
1681
01:57:47,478 --> 01:57:49,571
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece?
1682
01:57:49,680 --> 01:57:51,978
No! I want two!
1683
01:57:53,551 --> 01:57:54,950
What's going on?
1684
01:57:56,754 --> 01:57:59,382
Sir! That tank thing's getting back up.
1685
01:58:00,257 --> 01:58:02,521
Oh, these things just don't die.
1686
01:58:06,097 --> 01:58:07,587
Oh, we're so dead.
1687
01:58:07,698 --> 01:58:10,030
- Wrap it around the head.
- Sam!
1688
01:58:10,334 --> 01:58:11,323
Where's the Cube?
1689
01:58:11,435 --> 01:58:12,402
- Right there.
- Okay.
1690
01:58:12,503 --> 01:58:13,492
And take that and wrap it around
1691
01:58:13,604 --> 01:58:14,571
the base and then put it
around his neck.
1692
01:58:14,672 --> 01:58:17,334
- Okay?
- Epps, get those Black Hawks here!
1693
01:58:18,776 --> 01:58:20,243
That building.
1694
01:58:24,015 --> 01:58:25,812
- Okay.
- What?
1695
01:58:25,916 --> 01:58:28,885
All right, I can't leave my guys back
there, so here, take this flare.
1696
01:58:28,986 --> 01:58:31,250
Okay, there's a tall, white building
with statues on top.
1697
01:58:31,355 --> 01:58:33,550
- Go to the roof. Set the flare.
- No.
1698
01:58:33,657 --> 01:58:35,591
- Signal the chopper and set the flare.
- No, no. I can't do this!
1699
01:58:35,693 --> 01:58:40,096
Listen to me! You're a soldier now!
All right? I need you to take this Cube.
1700
01:58:40,197 --> 01:58:42,427
Get it into military hands
while we hold them off,
1701
01:58:42,533 --> 01:58:44,592
or a lot of people are gonna die.
1702
01:58:44,735 --> 01:58:46,225
- You got to go. You got to go.
- No, I'm not leaving.
1703
01:58:46,337 --> 01:58:47,497
- You need to go. Go.
- No, I'm not leaving
1704
01:58:47,605 --> 01:58:50,301
till I get Bumblebee out of here, okay?
1705
01:58:51,776 --> 01:58:52,834
Army Black Hawk requested.
1706
01:58:52,943 --> 01:58:55,468
Immediate evac for civilian boy
with precious cargo.
1707
01:58:55,579 --> 01:58:58,104
Headed to rooftop marked by flare.
1708
01:58:58,215 --> 01:59:01,309
- Sam, we will protect you.
- Okay.
1709
01:59:02,920 --> 01:59:06,253
- Epps, where are those planes?
- Sam!
1710
01:59:10,227 --> 01:59:14,357
No matter what happens,
I'm really glad I got in that car with you.
1711
01:59:17,601 --> 01:59:20,229
Sam! Get to the building! Move!
1712
01:59:20,337 --> 01:59:23,568
- Decepticons, attack!
- Hit it!
1713
01:59:26,310 --> 01:59:28,403
- Cover fire!
- Move to cover!
1714
01:59:34,852 --> 01:59:36,149
Watch out!
1715
01:59:41,759 --> 01:59:44,785
- Girl, get that tow truck out of here!
- I'm going! I'm going!
1716
01:59:44,895 --> 01:59:46,556
Get out of here now!
1717
02:00:14,425 --> 02:00:15,392
Megatron!
1718
02:00:15,693 --> 02:00:16,660
Prime.
1719
02:00:42,620 --> 02:00:44,679
Humans don't deserve to live.
1720
02:00:44,788 --> 02:00:47,450
They deserve to choose for themselves.
1721
02:00:47,892 --> 02:00:50,258
Then you will die with them!
1722
02:00:55,933 --> 02:00:58,333
Join them in extinction!
1723
02:01:17,555 --> 02:01:19,216
Keep moving, Sam!
1724
02:01:20,224 --> 02:01:21,589
Don't stop!
1725
02:01:37,608 --> 02:01:38,597
No!
1726
02:01:53,824 --> 02:01:55,917
Sam, get to the building!
1727
02:02:03,834 --> 02:02:05,961
Give me that Cube, boy!
1728
02:02:18,616 --> 02:02:20,709
Did that jerk just dent my car?
1729
02:02:42,072 --> 02:02:45,530
You're not gonna get me.
You're not gonna get me!
1730
02:02:50,848 --> 02:02:53,976
I smell you, boy!
1731
02:03:06,196 --> 02:03:07,356
Maggot!
1732
02:03:26,383 --> 02:03:27,975
Oh, no!
1733
02:03:52,543 --> 02:03:54,374
I'll drive! You shoot!
1734
02:04:15,332 --> 02:04:16,629
This isn't going well!
1735
02:04:16,734 --> 02:04:18,133
Shoot! Shoot!
1736
02:05:03,981 --> 02:05:05,209
Nice shot.
1737
02:05:05,315 --> 02:05:08,773
- That tank is definitely dead now.
- All right, let's go! We got business!
1738
02:05:19,263 --> 02:05:20,321
Hey!
1739
02:05:23,801 --> 02:05:27,237
Hey! I'm over here!
1740
02:05:39,583 --> 02:05:41,278
We've got the boy.
1741
02:05:45,889 --> 02:05:47,322
Watch out!
1742
02:05:47,691 --> 02:05:48,885
Missile!
1743
02:05:59,369 --> 02:06:00,802
Hang on, Sam!
1744
02:06:09,546 --> 02:06:10,877
No! No!
1745
02:06:16,587 --> 02:06:21,615
Is it fear or courage
that compels you, fleshling?
1746
02:06:35,172 --> 02:06:36,639
Where do I go?
1747
02:06:37,975 --> 02:06:41,934
Give me the All Spark
and you may live to be my pet.
1748
02:06:43,247 --> 02:06:44,874
Oh, no, no, no, no.
1749
02:06:49,052 --> 02:06:51,486
I'm never giving you this All Spark!
1750
02:06:51,622 --> 02:06:54,420
Oh, so unwise.
1751
02:07:06,370 --> 02:07:07,860
I got you, boy.
1752
02:07:09,673 --> 02:07:11,470
Hold on to the Cube!
1753
02:07:31,161 --> 02:07:34,028
- Oh, no. Oh, no!
- Disgusting.
1754
02:07:39,036 --> 02:07:40,060
Sam?
1755
02:07:44,341 --> 02:07:47,572
You risked your life to protect the Cube.
1756
02:07:48,312 --> 02:07:49,779
No sacrifice,
1757
02:07:51,148 --> 02:07:54,208
- no victory.
- Lf I cannot defeat Megatron,
1758
02:07:54,551 --> 02:07:57,042
you must push the Cube into my chest.
1759
02:07:57,454 --> 02:08:00,651
I will sacrifice myself to destroy it.
1760
02:08:01,124 --> 02:08:02,591
Get behind me.
1761
02:08:04,294 --> 02:08:06,854
It's you and me, Megatron.
1762
02:08:06,964 --> 02:08:09,899
No, it's just me, Prime.
1763
02:08:12,336 --> 02:08:17,467
At the end of this day,
one shall stand, one shall fall.
1764
02:08:22,879 --> 02:08:27,714
You still fight for the weak!
That is why you lose!
1765
02:08:46,870 --> 02:08:49,270
Fighter jets in 60 seconds.
1766
02:08:49,373 --> 02:08:51,841
We got friendlies mixed with bad guys.
Targets will be marked.
1767
02:08:51,942 --> 02:08:52,966
Hey.
1768
02:08:54,177 --> 02:08:56,338
Bring the rain. All right?
1769
02:08:56,747 --> 02:08:58,738
All right, let's kill these things.
1770
02:09:00,717 --> 02:09:02,275
- Move, move, move!
- Remember, aim low.
1771
02:09:02,386 --> 02:09:04,377
Armor's weak under the chest.
1772
02:09:14,464 --> 02:09:16,022
Target marked. Still waiting.
1773
02:09:16,133 --> 02:09:18,158
Time on target, 20 seconds.
1774
02:09:25,108 --> 02:09:27,201
F-22s, we're still waiting.
1775
02:09:32,449 --> 02:09:33,882
Move out!
1776
02:09:37,120 --> 02:09:38,348
Incoming!
1777
02:09:46,897 --> 02:09:48,990
Weapons armed. Status green.
1778
02:10:07,651 --> 02:10:09,482
Run! Move!
1779
02:10:16,993 --> 02:10:18,517
Second wave's on approach.
1780
02:10:22,032 --> 02:10:23,624
What is that? Break off!
1781
02:10:23,734 --> 02:10:26,202
- Copy.
- It's either a massive amount of...
1782
02:10:34,945 --> 02:10:37,106
Two, get a lock! Pop that guy!
1783
02:10:41,184 --> 02:10:43,277
Stay on him. Keep him in your sights.
1784
02:10:43,653 --> 02:10:44,950
Take him out!
1785
02:10:59,169 --> 02:11:00,500
Two's down!
1786
02:11:09,946 --> 02:11:11,880
I'll kill you!
1787
02:11:11,982 --> 02:11:14,746
Mine! All Spark!
1788
02:11:15,719 --> 02:11:18,586
Sam! Put the Cube in my chest! Now!
1789
02:11:19,289 --> 02:11:20,313
Sam!
1790
02:11:21,191 --> 02:11:22,385
No, Sam!
1791
02:11:48,218 --> 02:11:49,378
Hold up.
1792
02:11:52,489 --> 02:11:55,458
You left me no choice, brother.
1793
02:12:05,068 --> 02:12:07,935
Sam, I owe you my life.
1794
02:12:09,072 --> 02:12:10,801
We are in your debt.
1795
02:12:30,327 --> 02:12:32,727
Prime, we couldn't save him.
1796
02:12:33,597 --> 02:12:34,894
Jazz.
1797
02:12:38,101 --> 02:12:40,296
We lost a great comrade
1798
02:12:41,638 --> 02:12:43,503
but gained new ones.
1799
02:12:43,773 --> 02:12:46,071
Thank you, all of you.
1800
02:12:46,409 --> 02:12:48,775
You honor us with your bravery.
1801
02:12:49,813 --> 02:12:51,781
Permission to speak, sir?
1802
02:12:52,282 --> 02:12:55,149
Permission granted, old friend.
1803
02:12:55,252 --> 02:12:56,719
You speak now?
1804
02:12:57,654 --> 02:12:59,747
I wish to stay with the boy.
1805
02:13:00,624 --> 02:13:02,455
If that is his choice.
1806
02:13:07,397 --> 02:13:08,421
Yes.
1807
02:13:29,085 --> 02:13:33,818
Gentlemen, the President has ordered
Sector Seven be terminated
1808
02:13:34,357 --> 02:13:37,383
and the remains of the dead aliens
disposed of.
1809
02:13:38,028 --> 02:13:41,327
The Laurentian Abyss is
seven miles below sea level,
1810
02:13:41,431 --> 02:13:43,524
deepest place on our planet.
1811
02:13:43,767 --> 02:13:47,294
The massive depth and pressure there,
coupled with subfreezing temperatures,
1812
02:13:47,404 --> 02:13:49,599
would crush and entomb them,
1813
02:13:51,408 --> 02:13:53,137
leaving no evidence.
1814
02:13:59,783 --> 02:14:04,186
With the All Spark gone,
we cannot return life to our planet.
1815
02:14:05,922 --> 02:14:08,516
And fate has yielded its reward,
1816
02:14:10,060 --> 02:14:12,961
a new world to call home.
1817
02:14:19,235 --> 02:14:23,433
We live among its people now,
hiding in plain sight,
1818
02:14:23,573 --> 02:14:26,337
but watching over them in secret,
1819
02:14:26,576 --> 02:14:29,136
waiting, protecting.
1820
02:14:30,547 --> 02:14:33,573
I have witnessed
their capacity for courage.
1821
02:14:34,184 --> 02:14:37,176
And though we are worlds apart,
1822
02:14:37,287 --> 02:14:42,224
like us, there's more to them
than meets the eye.
1823
02:14:43,760 --> 02:14:46,251
I am Optimus Prime
1824
02:14:46,663 --> 02:14:50,030
and I send this message
to any surviving Autobots
1825
02:14:50,133 --> 02:14:53,125
taking refuge among the stars.
1826
02:14:54,170 --> 02:14:55,899
We are here.
1827
02:14:56,473 --> 02:14:58,498
We are waiting.
1828
02:15:17,794 --> 02:15:22,822
Can you shed any light on the recent,
so-called alien activity in the area?
1829
02:15:25,835 --> 02:15:31,330
Do you know what? I think that
if there was some sort of an alien
1830
02:15:31,941 --> 02:15:33,841
- infestation...
- Yeah.
1831
02:15:34,210 --> 02:15:36,644
They, the government,
would be the first to let you know.
1832
02:15:36,746 --> 02:15:38,407
The government would let us know.
1833
02:15:38,581 --> 02:15:40,173
- I mean, this is America.
- Yeah.
1834
02:15:40,283 --> 02:15:42,717
You know, that's how we know
we live in a free land,
1835
02:15:42,819 --> 02:15:44,446
because there's no secrets.
1836
02:15:44,554 --> 02:15:46,647
They'd say, "Hey! Duck and cover."
1837
02:15:56,699 --> 02:15:59,998
Your head is kind of a different size
than it is on television.