你想上哪个班? What class do you wanna take?
哦,任何一个名字里没有 Oh, anything that doesn't have the word
"脱衣" "萨尔萨"或者有Z的那个"beatz"的 "strip," "salsa," or "beatz" with a Z in the name of it.
那么就是Cardio Hip-Hop Groove Cardio Hip-Hop Groove it is then.
嘿,怎么样? Hey, what's up?
嘿! Hey!
没什么,就是...去上你上的那个班 Nothing, just... going into the same class you're going into.
酷 Cool.
那就是那个送花的家伙 That's a flower guy.
嘿,我希望我没把汗滴到你身上 Hey, I hope I don't sweat on you.
你可以把汗滴我身上的 You can sweat on me.
这是我女朋友, Liz Lemler This is my girlfriend, Liz Lemler.
嗨! Hi!
这位是Liz Lemon That's Liz Lemon.
哦,收到花的那个女生 Oh, the girl who got my flowers.
对 Yes.
希望你喜欢那些花 Hope you enjoyed them.
我喜欢,其实,我今早才终于把它们扔了 I did--actually, I finally just threw them out this morning
因为它们的味道实在不行了 'cause they got that really bad flower smell.
我就是忍不住要去闻 I kind of couldn't stop smelling them.
Advanced hip-hop! Advanced hip-hop!
准备好了吗,开始! You ready, here we go!
开始,来这个... 5,6, 7,和... Here we go, take it-- five, six, seven, and...
1, 恩! One, huh!
Hup, yeah! Hup, yeah!
Uh! Whoo! Uh! Whoo!
转身! Turn it!
别放弃,马尾辨 Don't give up, ponytail.
加油,你行的 Come on, you got this.
Lemon,到这儿来,你一定要看看这个 Lemon, come here, you've gotta see this.
看看幼年熊猫是怎么... 打鼾的 It's a video of a baby panda... sneezing.
坐这儿 Sit here.
别看那妈妈,看那个宝宝 Don't watch the mother, just watch the baby.
这是我见过的最可爱的东西 That is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
简直太可爱了,不是吗? Isn't that adorable?
你要解雇10%的你的手下 You have to fire 10% of your staff.
什么? What?
我们要重新整合支出结构 We're synergizing backward overflow.
制度不是我制定的,Lemon,我只管执行 I don't write the policy, Lemon, I only enforce it.
不,我一生中从没解雇过任何人 No, but I've never fired anybody in my life.
这是必须有的能力 It's an acquired skill.
我不想让你的生活多悲惨 可这是上面的意思 I'm not trying to make your life miserable, but this is coming from the top.
现在呢,这个节目有140名员工 所以你给我出去,让126个人高兴一下 Now, there are 140 people on this show, so go out there and make 126 people very happy.
不,我不认为我能做到 No, I don't think I can do that.
每一个节目的员工都是不可或缺的 Everyone that works at this show is indispensable.
Marco Marco.
Polo! Polo!
Marco! Marco!
Polo! Polo!
Josh,这个游戏你玩不好,伙计 Josh, you suck at this game, man.
10%? 我一个也解雇不了 10%? I can't fire any of these people.
谁在乎? Who cares?
被解雇总比被我老婆杀了的好 Getting fired is better than getting killed by my wife.
那些壮壮的农民用手折断我的烟囱 Those big farm people hands crushin' my windpipe.
伙计,你家里没事吧? Everything okay at home, buddy.
还记得我告诉你的关于Hornberger家庭计划的小秘密吗? Remember that little secret I told you about Hornberger family planning?
你是说你一直骗你老婆说你做过输精管切除术那件事情? You mean that you flat-out lied about getting a vasectomy?
别告诉我那出问题了 Don't tell me that backfired.
她那个晚了 She's late now.
她开始问问题了 And she's starting to ask questions.
哦,老天 Oh, boy.
你要不要我家的钥匙? Do you need a key to my apartment?
为了我的人身安全吧 Just for my own safety.
嘿,Liz Lemon,你知道我上哪儿能找到所好点的教堂吗? Hey, Liz Lemon, you know where I can find a good church?
要多好,像犹太教那样的,还是一神派那种的? How good, like Judaism good, or just like Unitarian?
我的律师说我应该定时去教堂 My attorney told me I should join a church preemptively.
因为陪审团会怀疑那些犯了罪后才寻求宗教安慰的名人 'Cause juries are suspicious of celebrities who find religion after getting into trouble.
你干嘛不试试Church of Practicology? (与Tom Cruis信的那个"基督教科学派"类似) Why don't you try the Church of Practicology?
他们喜欢电影明星 They love movie stars and stuff.
他们已经拒绝我了 They already turned me down.
我还不知道发生什么了呢 I'm still not sure what happened.
我相信月亮并不存在 I believe the moon doesn't exist.
我相信吸血鬼是世界上最好的高尔夫球手 I believe that vampires are the world's greatest golfers,
可是他们的诅咒让他们永远证明不了这点 but their curse is that they'll never get to prove it.
我相信在白人的字母表里有31个字母 I believe that there are 31 letters in the white alphabet.
到底又是什么问题呢? Wh--what was the question again?
你是什么教的, Liz Lemon? So what's your religion, Liz Lemon?
恩,我也就是做Oprah让做的事情 Mm, I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to.
要帮忙吗? Can I help you?
是的,亲爱的 Yes, sweetheart.
我在找Jack Donaghy I'm looking for Jack Donaghy.
你是? And you are?
Eddie Dona-hee,Jack的弟弟 Eddie Dona-hee, Jack's brother.
真的吗? Really?
Jack从没说过他有兄弟 'Cause Jack never mentioned a brother.
他的名字读成Dona-gee,不是Dona-hee And his name is Dona-gee, not Dona-hee.
知道不,你要是不那么麻烦的话,你也算是美女了 You know, you could be pretty if you didn't scowl so much.
Tracy,这是Jack的弟弟,,Eddie Tracy, this is Jack's brother, Eddie.
嗨 Hi.
看看我找到谁了 Look who I found.
Eddie Donaghy. Eddie Donaghy.
只要我还呼吸 As I live and breathe.
你这个耻辱! You're a disgrace!
你可不是我老板,Jack Donaghy! You're not the boss of me, Jack Donaghy!
是Dona-gee,别说成Dona-hee! That's Dona-gee, not Dona-hee!
你把我的衣服弄坏了! You ruined my suit!
啊, 闭嘴,你个小屁孩! Aw, shut up, you baby!
哦,老天啊,停下! Oh, my God, stop!
会有人受伤的! Someone's gonna get hurt!
听着,是爸爸的事情 Look, this is about Dad.
你们两个混蛋现在在干点什么? What'd you two dirtbags do now?
举办棉花杯橄榄球赛? (美国大学生橄榄球赛) Fix the Cotton Bowl?
爸爸死了 Dad's dead.
都结束了,行吗? It's over. Okay?
这是爸爸的手表 This watch was Dad's.
他希望你留着他 He wanted you to have it.
你没事吧? Are you okay?
我没事 Yeah, I'm okay.
我已经17年没见到过我父亲了 I haven't seen my dad in 17 years.
自从我把Eddie从迪斯尼的监狱保出来后 我再没见过他 I haven't seen Eddie since I bailed him out of Disney jail.
而这只手表 And now this watch.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
用不着 Don't be.
我爸爸和Eddie是Dona-hee家的耻辱 My dad and Eddie are a blotch on the Dona-hee name--
是Dona-gee Dona-gee name.
是那么读的 That's how it's pronounced.
说 Say it.
Donaghy Donaghy.
对 Right.
谢谢你带我到你的教堂来,Ken I really appreciate you bringing me to your church, Ken.
你好, Julio Hola, Julio.
我很乐意为你解答你信仰上的问题,Jordan先生 I'm glad to help you on your spiritual quest, Mr. Jordan.
这算是什么样的长老会? What kind of Presbyterian is this?
不, 我们是圣三一教会的第八日复兴契约会 No, we're the Eighth Day Resurrected Covenant of the Holy Trinity.
我们已经好几个月不是长老教会的了 We haven't been Presbyterian for months.
你们一直在周三晚上见面的吗? And y'all always meet on Wednesday nights?
对,美国偶像一开始,我们就要少一半人 Yeah, we lose half the congregation every time American Idol starts up.
Gary牧师来了 Reverend Gary's starting.
上帝会看到那个邪恶的人 God sees the wicked one.
对罪人下着永恒的诅咒 Eternal damnation is upon the sinner.
堕落的臭气污染了空气 The stench of rotten flesh fills the air.
人人都要受审判! Judgment is upon us all!
在他眼里你将是如何的? How will you be seen in his eyes?
什么? What?
他指着我! He pointed right at me!
他当然是! He sure did!
不! No!
深渊之火劈啪作响 The fires of the pit crackle and pop.
嗨,我帮你带了咖啡 Hi, I got you coffee.
谢谢 Thanks.
哦,我忘了你的蛋糕! Oh, I forgot your muffin!
香蕉胡桃味的,你的最爱 Banana walnut, your favorite.
恩,那不对,不过没关系 Uh, that's not correct, but okay.
早上好, Liz Good morning, Liz.
这都是什么? What's all this?
台词,广告,网页目录 下一季的想法 Sketches, promos, web content. Thoughts for next season.
恩恩.帽子不错 Uh-huh. Nice hat.
你听说了要下岗的事了吧吧,啊? You haven't heard anything about layoffs, have you?
什么?没有! What? No!
即使我听过又怎么样,我就想正常点嘛 And even if I had, I'm just being normal.
老天 Gosh.
好吧 Okay.
嘿,Liz! Hey, Liz!
你想今晚一起出去吗? You wanna hang out tonight?
你绝对是我的偶像 'Cause you're totally my role model.
你让聪明也变得那么性感 You make smart sexy.
这位是我漂亮的老板 There's my beautiful boss.
早上好! Good morning!
早上好,Henry Good morning, Henry.
给你 There you go.
基督教青年会,恩? (美国最大的非营利社区) The YMCA, huh?
祝贺你,把我找出来了 Congratulations, you've found me out.
你的生活一团糟,然后你就出去买件新衣服 So your life's a mess, you go out and buy a new suit,
装着一切都好? pretend everything's okay.
可是...发生了什么, Eddie? But...what happened, Eddie?
你关心什么呀? 我现在很快乐 What do you care? I'm happy here.
Gordon,拜托! Gordon, so help me!
听好了,我因为照顾爸爸而破了产,就这么简单 Look, I went broke taking care of Dad-- end of story.
那就让我给你点钱 Then let me give you some money.
不,看看爸爸走到尽头 No, seeing Dad at the end,
那改变了我,Jack it changed me, Jack.
我现在有了份真正的工作了 I got a real job now.
我去劝那些流浪汉参军去 I talk homeless people into joining the Army.
你就没什么想要的东西吗? Isn't there anything that you want?
就一样 One thing.
我要我的兄弟回来 I'd like my brother back.
看,我知道在你一生里我都一直只是个麻烦 Look, I know I've been nothing but trouble to you your entire life.
Juvie,Jonestown,那次我打了Goofy Juvie, Jonestown, that time I punched Goofy.
我甚至还用拿个小火箭让你瞎了眼! Hell, I even blinded you with a bottle rocket!
啊,那是过去了,多大点事情啊 Ah, that was for a couple of lousy months, big deal.
我和你当时的女朋友上过床 I had sex with your prom date.
我偷了你的身份 I stole your identity.
我把你从窗子里扔出去 I threw you out of a window.
我让你以为你有狼疮 I convinced you you had lupus.
我把你的鹦鹉放进微波炉里加热 I microwaved your parakeet.
我不喜欢那只鸟 I hated that bird.
过去的好时光啊,不是吗? We had some great times, didn't we?
对 Yeah.
恩,你在我的好员工名单上,Cary Hmm, you're on my good list, Cary.
嘿,真是不好意思 Hey, sorry about that.
在工作的地方... Not super appropriate...
不是那么合适 in the workplace.
不,只是... No, it's...
如果是丑陋的人的话当然不合适 it's only inappropriate when it's ugly people.
那么,恩,你们俩在一起多久了? So, um, how long have you guys been together?
哦,那个...挺有意思的 Oh, well... that's tricky.
恩,一年里分分合合的 Uh, kind of off and on the past year.
然后她得到了这里的工作,就... But then she got this job here, and...
和你每天见的到的女朋友继续保持分手状态可不容易 It's kinda tough to stay broken up with someone you have to see everyday.
她在哪儿工作? Where does she work?
你那位Liz Your Liz.
你节目的 In accounting.
会计部 On your show.
她为你工作 She works for you.
我知道我要炒谁了! I know who I can fire!
你不能把另一个Liz解雇除非她是倒数10%里的 You can't fire the other Liz unless she's in the bottom 10%.
恩,你可以对着她那张笨脸告诉她是啊! Ugh, you can just tell she is by her stupid face!
你不是个这样的人 You're a better person than this.
Jack给了我完全的权力 Jack has given me absolute power.
我做决定 I am the decider.
好吧,你不能就那么做 Okay, you can't just do this.
我没要立刻怎么做 I'm not gonna just do anything.
我有计划 I have a plan.
第一步,与敌为友,得到信息 Step one, befriend the enemy and gather information.
然后利用信息把她弄成那10%里的 Then use the information to drive her into the bottom 10%.
老天哪...你的眼睛 Good Lord...your eyes.
你看着就像那个绑架另一个女人的女宇航员 You look like that lady astronaut who tried to kidnap that other woman.
嘿,那个女人可是有计划的 Hey, that was a lady with a plan.
尿布,梅斯毒气,用9个小时从休斯顿到奥兰? Diapers, Mace, Houston to Orlando in nine hours?
聪明 Blammo.
我知道我是骗了自己妻子说做了输精管切除 I know I'm the guy who lied to his wife
的那个男人,可是... about having a vasectomy, but this...
这是不对的 this is wrong.
不,这不是不对的! No, it's not wrong!
我只是合理使用权力 而且很享受它 I'm just staying the course, and I'm enjoying it.
Jack不再来烦我 大家都向我示好 Jack is out of my hair, people are being nice to me.
这楼里有个我喜欢的男人 而我有权力解雇他女朋友 There's a guy I like in the building, and I have the authority to fire his girlfriend?
事情从来都没像这样向着老Liz Lemon For the first time ever, things are lining up for old Liz Lemon.
停!停下! Stop! Stop it!
Jack,快 Jack, come on.
Donaghy先生,你的助手在找你呢 Mr. Donaghy, your assistant's been looking for you.
哦,非常感谢, Kenneth Oh, thank you very much, Kenneth.
恩,Eddie和我刚弥补了些我们失去的时间 Uh, Eddie and I have just been making up for some lost time.
嘿,Jack,恩,介不介意我等会儿拿点葡萄当晚饭? Hey, Jack, uh, you mind if I take a few grapes for dinner later?
你干嘛不直接收下我的钱呢? Why don't you just take the money?
不 No.
你要想给钱的话,就给那些在Chicago All Saints医院 (芝加哥圣徒医院) If you wanna give money to someone, you give it to those nurses
照顾过爸爸的护士们吧 who took care of Dad at Chicago All Saints Hospital.
她们从头到底没说过那件种族主义的事情 They never once said anything about the racist stuff towards the end.
好吧,我会让我助手写张支票的 All right, I'll have my assistant write a check.
葡萄自己拿啊 Help yourself to some grapes.
就因为你上个厕所 爸爸错过了见Meredith Vieira! (主持人,影星) But you had to go to the bathroom, so Dad missed seeing Meredith Vieira!
我太生气了! Now I'm pissed!
你们中任何一个都成不了事儿 Not one of you kids is ever gonna amount to anything.
所以你妈妈才离开的 That's why your mom left.
对 Yeah.
也许我们应该让Donaghy家的孩子团聚一下 Maybe we should get all the Donaghy kids back together again.
啊,Jack,他们不会想见我的 Aw, Jack, they don't wanna see me.
哦,得了,我们是爱尔兰人 Oh, come on, we're Irish.
我们懂得原谅人 We're a forgiving people.
啊! Aww!
真高兴你问了 I'm so glad you asked.
Kabbalah是种有意思的宗教 他结合了魔术和犹太教 Kabbalah is a wonderful religion that mixes the fun part of Judaism with magic.
那你在哪里拜神呢? So where do you worship?
哪里不能拜? 我的朋友,Madonna... Where don't you worship? My friend, Madonna...
嘿,Jack的弟弟 Hey, Jack's brother.
你信什么教的? What religion are you?
这听着又贵又娘 This one sounds really expensive and gay.
哦,那么,恩,我是爱尔兰天主教的 Oh, well, uh, I'm Irish Catholic.
那么,我知道最近关于教堂是有很多争论 Now, I know there's been a lot of controversy around the church lately.
你知道的,因为达芬奇密码 You know, because of The Da Vinci Code.
而是好就好在,你可以做任何事情 But what's great is you can do anything,
任何事情,只要你去忏悔,就会被原谅 anything, and as long as you go to confession, it's forgiven.
我信爱尔兰天主教了 I'm Irish Catholic.
那么,那么,另一个Liz Well, well, other Liz.
在罗格斯大学的军乐队里吹萨克斯? Played saxophone in the marching band at Rutgers?
没告诉你的雇主,啊? Kept that a secret from your employer, didn't you?
请原谅, Liz Excuse me, Liz.
Jack说我可以把它放这儿 Jack said it'd be okay if I put this here.
这是,恩,捐给照顾我父亲的那家医院的 It's, uh, for the hospital that took care of my dad.
哦,当然真高兴看到你和Jack和好了 Oh, yeah--I'm so glad to see you and Jack getting along.
恩,当然,我们... 我们要捐钱的,对吧? Uh, absolutely, we-- we'll give money, right?
你希望我们捐钱? You want us to give money?
我很乐意 I'd be happy to.
金子般的心, L.L. Heart of gold, L.L.
有没有限制我们最多给多少? Is there a limit to how much we can give?
我希望没有 I hope not.
把我们的支票簿都拿出来吧! Let's get our checkbooks!
对! Yeah!
Wow Wow.
我敢打赌我父亲正向下看着,说到 I bet Pops is looking down right now and saying,
"我要是能回来勾搭谁的话 一定就是这个了" "If I could come back and do any broad, it'd be that one right there."
Ew Ew.
所以爸爸就说 "我现在看起来像在干嘛?" So Pop says, "What does it look like I'm doing right now?"
所以他们最终以在Dallas降落结束了那6个小时 这还上了新闻哦! So they ended up landing in Dallas for six hours and it was on the news!
没上新闻啦,你个骗子 It was not on the news, you're such a liar.
请原谅,各位,这是Kenneth Excuse me, everybody, this is Kenneth.
Kenneth,这些是我家人 Kenneth, this is my family.
这是Patrick,这是Patricia 这是Katherine Catherine That's Patrick, this is Patricia, this is Katherine Catherine,
这是她丈夫Bobby 还有这是,恩, Margaret and her husband Bobby, and this is, uh, Margaret.
我们今天才知道她的 We just found out about her today.
哦,恩,欢迎! Oh, uh, welcome!
Kenneth会把你们带到下面的演播室去 Kenneth's going to take you all downstairs to the studio.
让我们敬父亲一杯 I would like to make a toast to Pop.
那个,我们都敬了有一个小时了 Well, we've been toasting Pop for over an hour now.
也许我们该想想我们自己了 Maybe we should pace ourselves.
知道嘛,你能不能别老想着控制一切,Jack? You know what, why don't you stop trying to control everything, Jack?
他是个好父亲 He was a wonderful father.
他总是准备好笑话 He was always ready with a joke.
或者在口袋里准备了跳跳球 Or rum balls in his pockets for the kids.
Eddie? Eddie?
快过来,你个了不起的大饭桶! Come here, you magnificent douche bag!
Eddie! Eddie!
你TMD过的怎么样? How the hell are ya?
来一杯 Have a drink.
恩,其实我已经有7个月没喝过酒了 Uh, actually I've been clean and sober for seven months.
别显摆了,快来喝一杯吧 Stop showing off and have a drink.
好吧 Sure.
嘿, Liz Hey, Liz.
哦,嘿, Liz. Oh, hey, Liz.
那个,我来做个小小的调查 Right, so I'm doing these quick performance reviews.
每六个月我都要和所有人谈一下的,那么... 在这里还习惯吗? I'm gonna be doing them with everybody every six months or so, so, um, are you settling in okay?
对,大家都很好 Yeah, everyone's been great.
还在学习着呢 Learning where stuff is.
你觉得你自己的弱项是什么? What would you say are your weaknesses?
有些人说我就是太好了 Some people say I'm too nice.
你觉得自己5年内会怎么样? Where do you see yourself in five years?
那个嘛,希望我还在为GE工作 Well, hopefully, I'll still be working for G.E.
对上班的妈妈来说绝对是个好公司 It's a great company for working moms.
什么? What?
你知道,5年嘛 You know, in five years.
我现在有固定男朋友的 In--I mean, I'm in a relationship right now.
到那时候我可能已经有几个孩子了 可能住到郊区 By then I'll probably have a couple of kids, be living in the suburbs--
也许什么都有了,大概 just having it all, really.
你被炒了! You're fired!
我做主! I'm the decider!
恩... Uh...
天哪,真想念你们 God, I missed you guys.
爸爸死了我们才聚在一起,真让人难过 It's too bad it took Dad dying to get us all together again.
他总是让人团聚 He was always bringing people together.
他就像戴夫人(Lady Di,戴安娜王妃) He was just like Lady Di.
对 He was.
这是Margaret This is Margaret.
老天,她有妈妈的笑容,是不? Boy, she's really got Mom's smile, doesn't she?
对 Yeah.
敬爸爸! To Pop!
地球上曾有过的最混的混蛋 The sorriest bastard that ever walked the earth.
别那么说我爸爸! Don't say that about my daddy!
哦,Patricia,你这是在侮辱你自己 Oh, Patricia, you're embarrassing yourself.
太太,你不能那么说我爸爸! Yeah, well, you don't say that about my father, Mrs.!
你们看要不... What do you say...
态度真好啊,谁在乎? Good posture, who cares?
恩,你们看,再没又变成传统的Donaghy家混战前 Uh, what do you say we all head downstairs right now
要不我们都到楼下去吧 before this takes the traditional Donaghy turn for the worse.
真的,别惹我! Seriously, don't even start with me!
你别惹我,太太! Don't start with me, Mrs.!
你正那么做了,你解雇了她? You did it, you fired her?
恩 Uh-huh.
你不能那么做, Liz! You cant' do that, Liz!
我要告诉人力资源部! I'm gonna tell human resources!
不,不,你不能! No, no, you're not!
你也被解雇了! You're fired!
你刚把Pete炒了? Did you just fire Pete?
对!我要把他的名字放到单子上去! Yes! I'm gonna put his name on a list!
还有一切! And everything!
有什么事情? Can I help you?
Lemon小姐,恩 会计部希望你重新考虑下解雇我们同事的决定 Ms. Lemon, the, uh, accounting department wishes to protest the firing of our colleague.
我们已经讨论过了... Now, we have discussed it--
你被解雇了! You're fired!
你们都被解雇了! You're all fired!
把你们的桌子收拾干净! Clean out your desks!
解雇了! Fired!
Lemon,裁员是为了提高工作效率 从而赚更多的钱 Lemon, the purpose of these cuts is to make us more efficient so we make more money.
而那些告诉我是否赚更多钱的人叫作会计 And the people who tell me if I'm making more money are called accountants.
如果我没有会计的话... And if I don't have any accountants--
不,Jack,你会为我骄傲的 No, Jack, you would be proud of me.
这都是计划的一部分 It's all part of a plan.
就是有点失控而已 It just got out of control.
计划怎么做? A plan to do what?
事情真的开始向着老Liz Lemon了 Things were really lining up for old Liz Lemon.
而另一个Liz,那个会计 And this other Liz, this accountant girl,
她就是我幸福道路上的拦路虎 was just getting in the way of my happiness.
你的幸福? Your happiness?
Lemon,是不是和某个男人有关? Lemon, is this about a boy?
恩... Mm-hmm.
老天爷啊 Good God in heaven.
他是谁? Who is he?
他叫什么? What's his name?
送花的家伙? Flower guy?
Lemon,你为了某个你都不知道名字的家伙 而大开杀戒? Lemon, you've gone chicken killer on me over a guy whose name you don't know?
你还觉得我们下一个总统应该是女人吗? And you still think our next President should be a woman?
他看上去真的很不错 而且我觉得比起她,他更喜欢我 He just seems like a really cool guy, and I think he likes me more than her.
那个...真遗憾 That's...very sad.
的确是,啊? It really is, isn't it?
关于这个,我要先吃点东西 I'm gonna go talk to some food about this.
哦,Liz,你放了支票了吗? Oh, Liz, did you put your check in already?
哦,还没 Oh, no.
开给谁呢? Who do I make it out to?
Chicago All Saints Hospital? (芝加哥圣徒医院) Chicago All Saints Hospital?
Eddie说写缩写就可以了 Eddie just said to write the initials on the check.
C... C...
A... A...
S... S...
H. (CASH,现金) H.
真TMD是个混蛋 Son of a bitch.
Eddie已经拿走了另一只箱子 Eddie already took the other box.
孩子 Son.
爸爸? Dad?
你弟弟Eddie死了 Your brother Eddie's dead.
他要你留着他的表 He wanted you to have his watch.
Eddie Eddie.
你 You.
我? Me?
你!你在这里干嘛? You! What are you doing here?
你说呢? What do you think?
我正对Jack耍那个"死人"的局呢 I'm pulling the Dead Man's Curve on Jack.
我们想好的时候,说好了我来找Jack When we parted ways, we agreed that I would get Jack
而你是要到萨克拉门托去做的! and you would do the thing in Sacramento!
你们俩都是Donaghy家的耻辱! You are both a disgrace to the Donaghy name!
那读成Dona-fee,你个娘娘腔的半英国老! It's pronounced Dona-fee, you lace curtain half-an-Englishman!
当我想到那些我憋在心里 When I think of all the things that I've been holding
一直想对你说的话... inside me that I wanted to say to you...
那么,现在我就让圣帕特里克和圣米迦勒来代我说! Well, now I'm gonna let St. Patrick and St. Michael do my talking for me!
那你得过Tip O'Neill和Bobby Sands的关先! （前者前众议院议长，后者影星） You'll have to get through Tip O'Neill and Bobby Sands first!
你那叫小名嘛? You call those fist names?
来和Bono还有Sandra Day O'Connor打声招呼! （后者是美国联邦最高法院第一位女性大法官） Say hello to Bono and Sandra Day O'Connor!
那些是我听过的最蠢的小名 Those are the stupidest fist names I've ever heard.
爸爸没死! Daddy's not dead!
Eddie,你个骗人的垃圾! Eddie, you lying sack of crap!
Jack Donaghy,你不准向我死去的父亲挥拳头! Jack Donaghy, you don't raise your fists to my dead father!
Bobby,把我钥匙给我 Bobby, give me my keys.
我们走! Let's go!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
那个,你们这是在干嘛? Yeah, what--what are you doing?
你们不能在我的观众面前打架! You can't fight in front of my audience!
怎么,你觉得你高人一等是吧? What, do you think you're better than me?
Lemon,你没事吧? Lemon, are you okay?
我要你...朝你姐姐脸上打一拳 I want you...to punch your sister in the face.
开始了 It's on.
我要建国两百周年纪念那次的分队! I call same sides as the bicentennial brawl!
你能那么挨人一拳真是让人印象深刻啊,Lemon I was impressed by how you take a punch, Lemon.
我还想过要不装死算了 不过骗不过你家里人啦 I played dead for the worst of it, but it didn't fool your family.
当然骗不过 It sure didn't.
不过整件事情还算消除了点疑虑 The whole thing was strangely reassuring, though.
知道他们在我死后,会在我尸骨未寒前就 To know that they'll be there after I'm dead, fighting over my corpse before it's
开始互掐 cryogenically frozen.
Eddie现在哪? Where's Eddie now?
他和我爸爸这么有爱心有运动精神 我给了他们三天休假 I gave him and my dad a three-day head start out of love and sportsmanship.
恩 Hmm.
还是的,和你争吵真好 As always, it's been a pleasure fighting with you.
哦,我重新聘请了被你炒了的Liz Lemler Oh, I had to rehire that Liz Lemler that you fired.
好吧 Okay.
我可不想因为她再有什么麻烦 所以我给她升了职 And I didn't want any more trouble with her, so I had to give her a promotion too.
太好了 Fantastic.
对她来说那是个绝好的计划 恩,在公司总部 It's an amazing opportunity for her out at, uh, corporate headquarters.
在康涅狄格州的? In Connecticut?
她要被派到康涅狄格州? She's transferred to Connecticut?
对 Yes.
没错 That's right.
看起来事情又开始向着老Liz Lemon了 It seems that things are lining up once again for old Liz Lemon.
你该说什么? And you say?
谢谢, Jack Thank you, Jack.
不用谢 You're welcome.
听说你女朋友被调走了 I hear your girlfriend got transferred.
真遗憾 Sorry.
对啊 Yeah.
我猜本不该这样吧 I guess it wasn't meant to be.
Liz! Liz!
你忘了给我你家钥匙了 You forgot to give me the key to your place,
我需要它,我老婆知道我们的小秘密了 and I need it, my wife knows about our little secret.
我都不知道她怎么知道的 I don't know how she found out.
哦,天哪 Oh, God.
我应该就去做输精管切除术的! I should've just gotten a vasectomy!
让我解释 Let me explain.
嘿,听到那个好消息了吗, J. D.? Hey, did you hear the good news, J. D.?
我现在是爱尔兰天主教的了 I'm IrisCatholic now.
和你,Regis,还有教皇一样 Like you, Regis, and the Pope.
哦,不,你不能 Oh, no, you're not.
教堂已经有够多的官司了 The church already has enough lawsuits.
看,我现在可以乱来了 只要去作个忏悔就行 See, I could screw up now, and then just go to confession.
再也不用在公海开我的派对了 No longer do I have to throw my parties in international waters.
事情不是这样的,Tracy That's not how it works, Tracy.
即使是有那个忏悔,也不是随便就能通过的 Even though there is the whole confession thing, that's no free pass.
作一个天主教,本身就会伴随着罪恶 Because there is a crushing guilt that comes with being a Catholic.
不管事情是好是坏 或者你只是在公园里吃玉米卷而已 Whether things are good, or bad, or you're simply eating tacos in the park.
总是会有罪恶的 There is always the crushing guilt.
我想我不要那个 I don't think I want that.
我不信了 I'm out.
有时候我就是无缘无故觉得有罪 Somehow I feel oddly guilty about that.
我可不要让罪恶感来折磨我 I don't want nothing crushing me.