孩子们 大约在... Kids, about eight months...
莉莉阿姨和马修叔叔订婚八个月时 into Aunt Lily and Uncle Marshall's engagement,
发生了紧急状况 there occurred a game-changing emergency.
-梵斯穆特可以预定了 -哦 天哪 - Van Smoot is available. - Oh, my God.
梵斯穆特是位于哈德逊河上的 Van Smoot House was a gorgeous mansion...
一座富丽堂皇的公馆 right on the Hudson River.
它满足了马修和莉莉对婚礼的一切需求 It had everything Marshall and Lily wanted for their wedding,
但一直都预约满了 突然间 它可以预定了 but it was never available. And then, suddenly, it was.
两个月后有个预订被取消了 There was a cancellation two months from now.
你想在两个月内举行我们的婚礼 You want to have our wedding in two months?
不 这不可能 No. It's impossible.
这可是梵斯穆特 莉莉 是我们梦寐以求的 It's Van Smoot, Lily. It's the dream.
不 时间不够 还有... No, there's just not enough time. There's no...
有点呕吐 Mini-vomit.
好吧 听着听着 我知道这很突然 但想想吧 Okay, look, look, look. I know that it's sudden, but check it.
如果我们不把握机会 If we don't take this,
猜猜谁就要去交订金了 guess who's on their way with a deposit check?
托德和瓦莱丽 Todd and Valerie?
当你筹划一场婚礼时 When you're planning a wedding,
总有一对与你们有着相同品味的情侣 there's always one couple with similar taste...
先你们一步 that seems to be one step ahead of you.
托德和瓦莱丽就是那对情侣 Todd and Valerie were that couple.
我们得作出决定 托德和瓦莱丽就要行动了 We got to make a decision. Todd and Valerie are in motion.
梵斯穆特 Van Smoot!
不 孩子们 涂色 No! Kids, color!
-宝贝 接住我 -快点 快点 - Baby, pick me. - Come on, come on, come on.
冤家路窄啊 马修 莉莉 Hello, Marshall. Lily.
托德 瓦莱丽 Todd. Valerie.
爬楼梯 Stairs.
不敢相信 我们抢到了梵斯穆特 I can't believe it. We got Van Smoot House.
好戏开场了 It is on. It is on!
就像前苏联吞并了阿塞拜疆 Like the former Soviet Republic of Azerbaijan.
-什么 -不错啊 - What? - You're a wonder.
哇 你们要在两个月内结婚 Wow. You guys are getting married in two months.
你们要怎么把一切都办妥 How are you going to get everything done?
分工明确 每人都有任务 听好了 Division of labor. Everyone's got a job to do, so listen up.
罗宾 你和泰德去花商 Okay, Robin, you and Ted go to the florist.
自从那晚 Robin had been mad
我稍微夸大了"我没有女朋友" 的事 at me since the night I slightly exaggerated...
罗宾就一直生我的气 my not-having-a-girlfriend-ness.
-那是... -是你女朋友 -Was it... -It was your girlfriend.
你可能要给她打电话 You might want to call her back.
哦 这样吧 还是罗宾你去花商那里吧 oh,actually,Robin,why don't you go to the florist?
至于泰德 我可以运用你敏锐的建筑学眼光来挑请柬 And,Ted,i could use your keen architectural eye on the invitations.
哇 那真是尴尬啊 莉莉 Wow, that was really awkward, Lil.
现在也是 气氛仍然很尴尬 And still. It's still really awkward right now.
嘿 那我呢 我的任务是什么 我要做什么 Hey, what about me? What's my job? What do I get to do?
好 你的任务很简单 Okay, your job is very simple.
在婚礼上 At the wedding, do not
不要跟任何哪怕与不怎么我沾边的人上床 sleep with anyone even remotely related to me.
莉莉 你知道的这我可不能保证 Lil, you know I can't promise that.
看她多可爱 精疲力尽的样子 Look how cute she looks. All tuckered out.
嘿 小宝贝 嘿 莉莉派 Hey, babe. Hey, little one. Hey, Lilypad.
糟了 乐队 我们忘了订乐队 Crap! Band! We forgot a band!
只有人们在一片安静中吃东西的声音 It's just gonna be silence and then people chewing.
宝贝 别担心 我已经订了88乐队 Baby, don't worry about it. I called The 88!
-谁 -88乐队 - Who? - The 88.
他们是个很棒的乐队 他们在我的法律评论派对上演奏过 They're this awesome band. They played my law review party.
因为他们演奏的太好 被判有罪 They were found guilty. On three counts of rocking.
没错 两个月前我在表哥邦佐的婚礼上见过他们 Yeah, I saw them two months ago at my cousin Bonzo's wedding.
他们很棒 They were great.
齐柏林飞船的约翰·邦佐·博纳姆 John 'Bonzo' Bonham from Led Zeppelin?
是的 莉莉 他是我表哥 Yes, Lily, my cousin,
1980年去世的齐柏林飞船乐队的鼓手 the drummer from Led Zeppelin who died in 1980,
却在两个月之前结的婚 got married two months ago.
听着 我不能定一个我从没见过的乐队 Look, I can't sign off on a band I've never even seen.
甚至不知道他们会不会演奏我们的歌 We don't even know if they can play our song.
他们必须过来试演 They're going to have to come over here and audition.
宝贝 88乐队从不试演的 Baby, The 88 don't audition.
他们就像婚礼乐队之王 They're like The Wiggles of wedding bands.
那我只有拒绝了 Well, then I have to say no.
宝贝 他们直到下周一才有空 Baby, they're only holding the date until Monday.
那他们这周末有没有在哪演出 Well, are they playing anywhere this weekend?
让我上他们的网站查查 Let me check their website.
怎么了 What?
莉莉 你对婚礼乐队的事有点过敏了 Lily, you're being a wee bit intense about this band thing.
过敏 我要在九周内要举行一个两百人的婚礼 Intense? I have a wedding to plan in nine weeks for 200 people.
就算有只恐龙用他的脑袋顶我的屁股... Even if a dinosaur should poke his head out of my butt...
还把这张咖啡桌吃了 and consume this coffee table,
-我也要你搞定它 明白吗 -哇 -I need you to roll with it, okay? -Wow.
大伙们 我刚发现一家很棒的宴会公司 Guys. I just tasted an amazing caterer.
-我们已经有宴会公司了 -哦 对了 你要结婚了 - We already have a caterer. - Oh, right. You're getting married.
看出我玩什么把戏了吗 You see what I did there?
88乐队好像明晚要在一场高中毕业舞会演出... It looks like The 88 are playing at a high school prom...
在新泽西 in New Jersey tomorrow.
毕业舞会 我们能去吗 A prom? Can we go to that?
当然 我们只要给那所高中打个电话 Yeah, we'll just call the high school,
他们会让我们站在后面看 they'll let us stand in the back and watch.
-不 他们不让 -为什么 - Yeah. No, they won't. - Why not?
因为我们不是高中生 'Cause it turns out we're not in high school.
小菜一碟 我们就溜进去呗 No sweat, we'll just sneak in.
我们才不会溜进高中毕业舞会呢 We're not sneaking into a high school prom.
我们会 这是唯一的办法 Yes, we are. It's the only way.
你竟然赞成巴尼的主意 You're getting on board with Barney's idea?
天 你真是已经蒙了 Man, you really have snapped.
离婚礼只有九周了 在这个关头 It's nine weeks till the wedding. At this point,
说什么我都同意 I'd say yes to just about anything.
-那么... -不 巴尼 - Well... - No, Barney.
就这样 莉莉阿姨策划如何进入那场舞会 And so, Aunt Lily hatched the plan to crash a prom.
-我跟你一起去 -真的吗 -I'll go with you. -Really?
真的 我从没去过毕业舞会 Yeah, I never got to go to my prom.
春季我们总是举行曲棍球联谊 We always had field hockey nationals in the spring.
女同性恋 Lesbian.
咳嗽声应该盖住"女同性恋" The cough is supposed to cover the 'lesbian.'
不 我正准备讲 被咳嗽打断了 No, I'm trying to start a thing where the cough is separate.
我们看起来够年轻来混进高中舞会吗 Do you think we look young enough to blend in at a high school?
拜托 我永葆青春 舍巴斯基只需睡个好觉 Please, I'm ageless, Scherbatsky just needs a good night's sleep,
而你的身材引人犯罪 and you've got 'statutory' written all over your body.
嘿 为什么我们不都去 Hey, why don't we all go?
我不确定 人多可能更难混进去 I don't know.More people might be harder to sneak in.
我们可不想把莉莉的事搞砸 We don't want to mess things up for Lily.
你说得对 而且 马修和我正在策划 Yeah, you're right. Besides, Marshall and I have been planning...
婚礼前的单身聚会 on having a guys' night out before the wedding.
为什么不安排在明晚呢 Why don't we just make it tomorrow night?
太棒了 我们出去彻底放纵一下 Sounds awesome. We should go out and just get fricking weird.
-是的 -因为 你知道 -Yeah. -'Cause, you know,
你是个很坏很邪恶的人 you'd be a bad, bad man,
而我是个亡命之徒 and I be an outlaw.
怎么样 What?
哇 嘿 塞尔玛 路易丝 Wow.Hey,Thelma,Louise,
塞尔玛与路易丝是电影《末路狂花》中的两位女主角
你们专走绝路 对吧 y'all don't drive off no cliffs now, you hear?
无趣 Lame!
说真的 给我留言 我们到时候再说 But seriously, leave me a message, and we'll meet up later.
好的 你觉得怎么样 All right,what do you think?
糟透了 Horrible.
你可真是个好父亲 You're gonna make such a great dad.
你们看起来很美丽优雅 You look so classy and nice.
你们这样太显眼了 You're gonna stick out like a sore thumb.
你们知道现在的孩子是怎么打扮的吗 Have you seen how the kids are dressing these days,
看看阿什莉 林赛 帕里斯 with the Ashlee and the Lindsay and the Paris?
阿什莉 林赛 帕里斯都是美国青少年偶像
她们都穿的像脱衣舞娘 要么装成妓女 要么回家 They all dress like strippers.It's go ho or go home.
好吧 我们必须进去 我必须去见这个乐队 Well,we have to get in. I have to see this band,
因为我们必须在周一前做决定 'cause we have to make a decision by Monday,
因为我要在71天内结婚 'cause I'm getting married in 71 days,
我们还没有... and we still don't have...
亲爱的 一次只顾一件事 好吗 Sweetie, just focus on one thing at a time, okay?
现在 你只需要穿得像个妓女 就这样 Right now, you just have to dress like a whore and that's it.
-好的 -就是这个精神 -All right. -That's the spirit.
现在 女士们 放荡起来 Now, ladies, slut up.
我从没想到这会是件坏事 I never thought this would be a bad thing,
但我的衣服就是不够放荡 but my wardrobe just isn't slutty enough.
-没想到我还留着这件衣服 -怎么了 -I didn't know I still had this. -What?
这是我当年毕业舞会穿的衣服 The dress I wore to my actual prom.
嘿 你是这舞会上最美的姑娘 Dude, you are the hottest girl at this prom,
不是那种俗里俗气 假模假样的美 and not like in a corporate, plastic way.
而是真的真的很美 就像一个美丽的灵魂 Like, truly, truly hot. Like a hot soul.
你看起来也不错 斯古特 You look great, too, Scooter.
告诉你个重大消息 我被裁判学校录取了 So, big news. I heard from umpire school. I'm in!
哦 迪斯科 真为你高兴 Oh, disco! I am so happy for you.
你是说为我们两人高兴吧 宝贝 You mean happy for us, right, babe?
斯古特 有朝一日你会成为裁判 Scooter, you're gonna be an umpire someday.
不 宝贝 是我们会成为裁判 No, baby. We're gonna be an umpire someday.
很好 Nice.
你们看起来不错 Now, you ladies look good,
但是你们的行头还差了一样东西 but your outfits are missing just one thing.
不 巴尼 这已经是我们的底线了 No, Barney, this is as far as we're going to go.
我不会再多露出... I'm not showing any more...
两朵美丽的鲜花送给两朵美丽的鲜花 Two beautiful flowers for two beautiful flowers.
真贴心 谢谢 Sweet.Thank you.
嗯 Hmm.
-罗宾 你哭了吗 -没 -Robin, are you tearing up? -No.
我从没去过去过毕业舞会 好吗 I've never been to prom before, okay?
-我们得走了 再见 -再见 玩的愉快 -We got to go.See you. -Bye, have fun.
-再见 -再见 -Bye. -See you.
她们很快就长大成为小荡妇了 对吧 泰德 They grow up into skanks so fast, don't they, Ted?
-那现在我们准备好了吗 -是啊 -So, what, we ready for tonight? -Yeah.
但首先我们要做一件事 Just one thing we got to do first.
喝点占边波本威士忌吗 Shot of Jim Beam?
-对 -好 -Yeah. -Yes!
我了答应莉莉我们要装好200个婚礼请柬 And then I promised Lily that we'd stuff 200 wedding invitations.
-什么 -不好意思 兄弟 -What? -I'm sorry, dude,
你知道莉莉有多紧张 but you saw how stressed out she is.
拜托 你一直不停地忙婚礼的事 休息下 Come on! You've been doing wedding stuff nonstop. Take a break.
一旦你结婚了 如果我们出去玩 Once you're married, if we go out,
而你喝醉吐了 这会很悲剧 and you get so drunk you throw up, it'll be sad,
但如果今晚我们这么做 就少悲剧一些 but if we do it tonight, it'll be less sad.
好 这会很酷 我来告诉你 Okay, it'll be cool. I'll tell you what.
我们来玩个游戏 We'll make a game out of it.
先装好100份请柬的会赢一个大奖 First one to stuff 100 invitations gets a big prize.
我看起来像傻瓜吗 Do I look like I'm four?
好吧 奖品是什么 All right, what kind of prize are we taIking about?
哇 比我年轻时的保安多得多 Wow, a lot more security than when we were kids.
-这样行吗 -嗯 -Is this gonna work? -Yeah.
听着 当我17岁时 我经常混进夜店 Look, when I was 17, I used to sneak into clubs all the time.
关键是要自信 跟着我 It's all about confidence. Follow me.
舞会快乐 大家一起去舞会 Happy prom, everybody. Going to prom.
-你们是成年人 -好吧 再见 -You're adults. -Okay, bye.
我只是需要进去看下乐队 Okay, look, I just need to see the band.
我两个月内要结婚 所以... I'm getting married in two months, and...
而你现在才找乐队吗 And you're just finding a band?
嘿 嘿 Hey, hey.
不好意思 女士 I'm sorry, ma'am. You either
你必须是学生或者是学生的舞伴 need to be a student or the date of a student.
哇 叫我"女士" 正中下怀啊 Wow.'Ma'am?' Check and mate.
好吧 该执行B计划了 It's cool. Time to activate Plan 'B.'
舍巴斯基 会用十字弓吗 Scherbatsky, how comfortable are you with a crossbow?
舍巴斯基 Scherbatsky?
嘿 你们好 你们想带两个漂亮姑娘去舞会吗 Hey, guys. You want to take two hot girls to prom?
我们没那么多钱 We don't have that kind of money.
-免费的 -那当然带 -For free. -Oh, hell yeah.
-太好了 我是罗宾 这是我的朋友莉莉 -你好 -Great. I'm Robin, this is my friend Lily. -Hi.
-我们进去吧 -好 -Shall we? -Sure.
我就知道这会发生 就像做梦一样 I knew it would happen. This is the dream.
等一下 巴尼要怎么进去呢 Hey, wait. How's Barney getting in?
别担心 我会进去的 Don't worry about me. I'll get in.
我一定能进去 Oh, I'll get in.
-我们终于进来了 -谢谢 我们要休息一下 -We're in! -Thank you. We're going to take a break.
你们在跟我开玩笑吧 You're kidding me.
女士们 你们想放松一下吗 Hey, you ladies want something to take the edge off?
管他呢 这可是毕业舞会 Yeah,what the hell? It's prom.
这玩意喝起来像止咳糖浆 That tastes like cough syrup.
是啊 我们弄不到酒 Yeah, we couldn't get any alcohol.
我们的假身份证上面说我们只有20岁 Our fake IDs say we're only 20.
买到之后我们才发现的 We didn't realize it till after we bought them.
数学不好的呆子吗 生活会很坎坷的 孩子们 Nerds who aren't good at math? Life's going to be rough, boys.
你好 打扰一下 Hi. Excuse me.
我想问一下 你们可以 I was wondering if you guys
演奏Vilolent Femmes乐队的那首Good Feeling吗 could play Good Feeling by the Violent Femmes.
我明白这首歌可能不在你们的节目单中 I know it's probably not in your repertoire,
但我快结婚了 而且我的未婚夫 but I'm getting married and my fiance
想请你们做我们的婚礼乐队 Wants to hire you guys as the band,
但我要听了你们演奏Good Feeling后才能同意 but I can't sign off on it until I hear you play Good Feeling...
因为那是属于我们两个人的歌 because that's our song,
你们算是什么婚礼乐队呢 and what kind of wedding band would you be...
如果你们连我们两个的歌都演奏不了 对吗 对吧 if you couldn't play our song, right? Right?
我现在有点醉 Look, I'm kind of wasted right now,
所以我一点也听不懂你说的话 so I didn't understand any of that.
不过如果你能找到乐谱 我们就会演奏你的歌 But if you get us the sheet music, we'll play your song.
好 Okay.
你嗓子还痒吗 宝贝 So, you buzzing, baby?
我的痰还真少了 My phlegm feels looser.
这太可悲了 这是男生之夜 This is pathetic. It's guys' night.
我们该到酒吧里找人打架去 We should be out in a bar getting in fights.
如果我和别人打起来了 你会帮我吗 Hey, if I got in a fight, would you have my back?
你知道我会的 You know it.
我也会帮你 I'd have your back, too.
真棒 That's cool.
什么 你认为你不需要我帮忙吗 What, you don't think you'd need my help?
你不知道我的能耐呢 Hey, you don't know what I can do.
我就像 I'm like...
就像一个狂暴武士 Like a berserker.
好吧 泰德 你好 Okay, Ted. Hello?
你好 我是罗宾 Hey, it's Robin.
莉莉让你去下载Good Feeling的乐谱 Lily needs you to download the sheet music for Good Feeling...
然后马上送过来 and bring it out here, like, now.
等一下 是罗宾 她让我去那个毕业舞会 Hang on. It's Robin. She wants me to go to prom.
-泰德能来吗 -等一下 别问 太逊了 -Can Ted come? -Wait! Don't ask! That's so lame!
况且我也不想去 I don't even want to go, anyway.
我不知道 我们之间很奇怪 I don't know. Things have been so weird between us.
她说了什么 她说了什么 What'd she say? What'd she say?
他对我撒谎说已经和他女朋友分手了 He lied and told me he broke up with his girlfriend...
就为了和我交往 to try to hook up with me.
我知道他道过歉了 I mean, I know he apologized
但真的没那么容易原谅他 for it but it's just... It's not easy to forgive.
如果你真的要带泰德过来我也不会有什么过激反应 Well, look, if you absolutely must bring Ted,
我也不会因为他来了就觉得特别不在乎 it's not like I'm going to claw my own eyes out if he comes.
好的 再见 Okay, bye.
她真的很想你去 She totally wants you to come.
好了 乐谱很快会送到 All right, sheet music's on the way.
你还好吗 You okay?
筹备这个婚礼实在有太多事了 我头都晕了 There's just so much to do for this wedding. My head is swirling.
一切都进展得太快了 It's just all moving too fast.
怎么会快呢 我们已经在一起两年了 How is it moving too fast? We've been together for two years.
我只是... I just...
我只是不想这么早就把生命中每件事都决定下来 I just don't want everything in my life to be decided already.
什么叫决定下来 我去上裁判学校 你上大学 What's decided? I go to umpire school, you go to college.
我们一起搬进我爸在斯塔顿岛的房子 We move into my dad's house in Staten Island.
我们会有孩子 我们还会一起慢慢变老 We have kids, we grow old together.
什么叫决定好了 一切都还有无限可能 What's decided? It's wide open!
斯古特 当我离开去上大学的时候 我们就结束了 Scooter, when I go off to college, that's the end for us.
你在和我分手吗 You're breaking up with me?
还有很多我想做的事 There's still so much I want to do.
我想去旅游 做一个旅居海外的艺术家 I want to travel, live overseas as an artist,
可能还会发展一段同性恋情 maybe have a lesbian relationship.
还有我之所以和你约会 Plus, I think I was just dating
是因为你看着有点像科特·柯本 you 'cause you look a little bit like Kurt Cobain.
科特·柯本 涅槃乐队主唱/吉他手
我不敢相信 I can't believe this.
我可以改变 我可以让自己看上去更像科特·柯本 I can change. I can look more like Kurt Cobain.
求你了 别离开我 没有了你我什么都不是 宝贝 Please, just don't leave me! I'm nothing without you, baby.
求你不要给我这样的压力 对我来说太大了 Please don't put that kind of pressure on me! It's too much!
-只是跳一支舞而已 天啊 -什么 -It's just one dance. God! -What?
我们的确答应了要和他们跳一支舞 Well, we did promise them one dance.
好吧 Yeah, sure, okay.
安德鲁 你有什么远大计划 So, Andrew, what's your big plan?
今晚过后 你的生活会变成怎样 What's life going to be like after tonight?
我全都计划好了 Well, you know, I got it all worked out.
头也不回地离开这里 过上4年精彩的大学生活 Leave this place in my dust, four awesome years at college,
然后我会搬去布拉格 and then I'll move to Prague
或者开一家属于自己的电子游戏公司什么的 or start my own video game company or something.
-不 你不会的 -我不会吗 -No, you won't. -I won't?
是的 你做不成任何你打算做的事 No, you won't accomplish anything you set out to.
你上大学的第一天就会交个女朋友 You'll get a girlfriend the first day of college...
然后你会放弃独立 and you'll give up your
而且你永远都不能到国外生活 independence and you'll never live abroad...
在你死去之前你会变老 那时你才想弄明白 and you'll wind up old before your time, wondering,
"我的希望和梦想都到哪里去了" 'Whatever happened to my hopes and my dreams?'
你真的觉得我能找到个女朋友 You really think I'll get a girlfriend?
到底什么情况 我今晚有可能吗 So, what's the deal here? Am I getting lucky tonight?
肖恩 你是个好人 但是我... Sean, look, you're a nice guy, but I just don't...
不 你今晚没有可能 No, you're not getting lucky tonight.
好吧 淡定 不要盯着我 Okay, just be cool. Don't look at me.
-好吧 -你们怎么进来的 -Okay. - How'd you get in here?
你是谁啊 大乌龟 What's it to you, giant turtle?
是我啊 巴尼 It's me. Barney.
-嘿 莉莉在哪 -她在洗手间 -Hey. Where's Lily? -She's in the bathroom.
-在这等着 我去和乐队聊聊 -好吧 -Wait here, I should go talk to the band. -All right.
你们两个怎么进来的 How did you guys get in here?
-我们从后面溜进来的 -你们这样...真的 -We just snuck in the back. -You just... Are you serious?
我这一晚上都试着进来 I've been trying to get in here all night.
最后我给门卫200刀 I finally paid a janitor 200
才让我借走这身吉祥物的服装 bucks to let me borrow this mascot costume.
-不管怎么样 你也进来了 -是啊 -But you got in. - Yeah.
低速稳定得冠军 Slow and steady won the race.
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嘿 老兄 你看到我未婚妻莉莉了吗 Hey, bro, have you seen my fiance, Lily?
你的未婚妻 哇噢 她今晚是我的 老兄 Your fiance? Whoa. Tonight she's with me, bro.
除非你想找麻烦 Unless you're looking for trouble.
这样的 老哥 我懂 Listen, little buddy, I understand
毕业舞会 肾上腺素激增 但是 it's prom and the adrenaline's pumping, but...
不 今晚不行 我为了今天等了太久了 No, not tonight. I've waited too long for this.
我终于得到了一个女孩 I finally got a girl and I'm
我不会让你把她从我身边带走 not going to let you take her away from me.
哇噢 哇噢 Whoah, whoah.
-那个 我们别推推搡搡的 -看我的双截棍 -Look, let's not get carried away. -Nunchaku!
我来帮你了 I'm coming at you!
我真不敢相信我吐在一个高中毕业生的身上了 I can't believe I unloaded like that on a high school senior.
我真不敢相信一个高中毕业生吐在我身上了 I can't believe a high school senior unloaded like that on me.
我得问你一个问题 你别生气啊 I'm going to ask you something and maybe it's crazy...
你们两个如此般配 'cause you guys are the cutest couple ever.
但你在结婚这件事上是不是犹豫了 But are you having second thoughts?
是啊 Yeah.
但不是因为马修 是因为我 But not about Marshall. About me.
我就是一直在想10年前的我 I just keep thinking about the girl I was 10 years ago...
在想她身上发生了什么 and wondering what happened to her.
我不想安定下来 I don't want to be tied down.
我想住在法国 西班牙和意大利 I want to live in France and Spain and Italy...
去感受生活 然后把生活描绘在画布上 and just soak up life and put it on a canvas,
尽管这种生活是我在一个不怎么样的咖啡馆打5年工换来的 even if it means being a waitress in crappy cafe for five years,
但我不管 我想当一个画家 I don't care. I'm going to be a painter.
如果我有个男朋友天天缠着我 And I can't do any of that with
我这一切构想都做不到 a boyfriend shackled around my neck, you know?
但 那个 我就是瞎说一气 你在交朋友呢 莉莉 But, anyway, I'm blabbering. Way to make new friends, Lily.
对不起 你叫什么来这 I'm sorry. What was your name again?
马修 Marshall.
很高兴见到你 马修 我们是楼友啊 Nice to meet you, Marshall. Guess we're hall mates.
是啊 Yeah.
能用了 It works.
-沃伦特 凡斯 我爱这首歌 -我也是 -Violent Femmes. I love this song. -Me, too.
这些我都没有经历过我预想的那些 I didn't have any of the experiences I set out to.
旅行 奔放的艺术生命 我的女同性恋经历 The travel, the bohemian art life, my big lesbian experience.
我哪样都没做到 I didn't do any of it.
莉莉 你要嫁给你最好的朋友 Lily, you're marrying your best friend in the world.
我是说 这些不就都可以抵消了吗 I mean, isn't that worth all the other experiences combined?
可能吧 Yeah.
然后 你看 你依然可以旅游 你依然可以作画 And, look, you can still travel. I mean, you can still paint.
至于你的女同性恋经历... And as far as your lesbian experience...
-高兴了 -是啊 -Happy? -Yeah.
-曲棍球 哈 -闭嘴 -So field hockey, huh? - Shut up.
非法侵入 攻击未成年人 Trespassing, assaulting a minor.
还有你偷的这套服装就值5000刀 And this mascot costume you stole cost $5,000.
你知道 我们是可以叫警察把你们逮捕的 We can have you guys arrested, you know that?
哦 别扯了 是你们让个孩子带着双截棍进去的 Oh, come on, you're the one who let in a kid with nunchucks.
你们还自称保安 You call yourself security guards?
我就是在这保护自己人而已 I was just defending my boy here.
-我绝对能自己解决问题 -I totally could have taken that kid.
-是啊 我绝对帮你忙了 所以... -Yeah, and I totally had your back, so...
-嗯 我不需要你帮忙 但是谢啦 -Well, I didn't need it, but thanks.
-你还是需要的 不用客气 -Yeah, you did, and you're welcome.
不 那孩子顶多跆拳道白带 我还是大块头 No, the kid was totally like a white belt and I'm gigantic.
那个 二位 对不起 Listen, guys, I'm sorry. Please,
我就是需要进去再听一首歌 I just need to get in there for one more song.
绝对不行 Absolutely not.
你们以后要感谢我 好吧 You guys will thank me for this later, okay?
-听着 唐 雷 我们不能 -嘿 -Listen, Don, Ray, can't we all... - Hey!
你知道 作为一个乌龟 他快的惊人啊 You know, for a turtle, he's surprisingly quick.
这首歌是那个红发女孩和那个高个子男生点的 This one goes out to that redhead girl and that tall guy.
感觉很好 Good feeling
你能不能多陪一陪我 就多一小会 won't you stay with me just a little longer?
你似乎对我若即若离 It always seems like you're leaving
我想让你多陪陪我 就多陪我一小会 when I need you here just a little longer
-怎么样 第一次舞会 -你给我评估一下 -So, how was your first prom? -You tell me.
我不喜欢我的裙子 我的舞伴喝多了 I hated my dress, my date got
吐了我一身 有人打架 wasted and puked on me, there was a huge fight,
我还吻了一个女孩 and I kissed a girl.
所以 基本上看 是场舞会 So, basically, it was a prom.
好吧 我想你 不是那种我们一会要亲热的那种想你 Okay, I've missed you. Not in a we're-going-to-make-out way,
更不是那种我原谅你那种想你 我只是想你的那种想你 not even in an l-forgive-you way. Just in an I've-missed-you way.
我也不奢求什么 I'll take what I can get.
这就是 为什么 你穿牛仔裤去脱衣舞俱乐部 And that, my friends, is why you don't get your money's worth...
绝对看不到你想看到的东西的原因 when you wear jeans to a strip club.
所以 你得承认 88乐队能演奏好我们个歌曲 So you got to admit, The 88 are rocking our song.
是啊 很不错 Yeah, it's good.
乐队这一项 画上对号 Band. Check.
就剩2个月了 亲爱的 2个月 Two months, baby. Two months.
就剩2个月 Two months.
2个月 Two months.