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"TORRENTE
THE DUMB ARM OF THE LAW"

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- Luisito!
- Torrente!

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- Ce bei? Ca de obicei?
- Da.

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Inca unul?

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Da

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Inca unul?

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Inca unul

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Isuse...

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Inca unul?

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Baga.

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Cat e ceasul?

12
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E miezul noptii
Mai vrei unul?

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Nu.

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Am intrat de tura.

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"El Fary". Numero 1.

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Copii!

17
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Ce menajerie!

18
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Pasari de noapte.

19
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Verifica campul de batalie

20
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O menajerie! Ha, ha!

21
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Ce faci, putoare?

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La dracu'! Brunetule!

23
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Nenorocitul dracului!

24
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Hei! Brunetule!

25
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Vino aici!

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Ti-am spus-o,

27
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Fara comert in strada!

28
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Capat de mancare, domnu' Torrente

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- Pentru droguri?
- Jur ca...

30
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Nu jura!
Ce-ai aici?

31
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Sunt ale mele!

32
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Sandwich-uri! Conserve!

33
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Esti patetic!

34
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Pentru ca-s in toane bune,
N-o sa te arestez

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Insa ai nevoie de-o lectie.
Da-mi un deget!

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- Nu!
- Ala micu'!

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Nu, te rog!

38
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Se confisca.
Ramanem prieteni, bine?

39
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Whiskey cu coke!
Carburant pentru trup.

40
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Un-te duci?
Idiot! Cretin!

41
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Copii adevarati!

42
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Atletico! Atletico!

43
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Viva Atletico!
Hai baietii!

44
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Galeria lu' Atletico!

45
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Puslamale!

46
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Inca o dusca !

47
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Cu mine vorbesti? Cu mine?

48
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Cu mine vorbesti?

49
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Rafi!

50
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Cu mine, nu?

51
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Esti mort!

52
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Rafi!

53
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Ce-i, mama?

54
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Esti cu capul in nori?
Ne-au trimis

55
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o gramada de macrou!

56
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Cobor acum!

57
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Acum! Nu saptamana viitoare!

58
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Poftim!

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Ooooh!

60
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Un revolver Llama,
CGT 38 special!

61
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Trece prin 3mm de otel,

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la 90 de metri!

63
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Made in Spain.

64
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Cine pula mea mai esti si tu?

65
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Noul vecin.
Comerciantul de peste.

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Iti plac armele?

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Vrei sa-ncerci?

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Da!

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Cumpara-ti!

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Wow! Un revolver Llama!

71
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Tata!Tata!Tata!

72
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Ce..Ce se intampla?

73
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M-am intors.

74
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Si de ce m-ai trezit?

75
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In caz ca erai ingrijorat.

76
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Nenoro....!

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Albitura! Sardine!

78
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Peste! Peste marinat!

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Peste gustos!

80
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Veniti! Veniti de cumparati!

81
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Ia peste, neamule!

82
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Bagareato!

83
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Calmeaza-te, "Van Damme"!

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Hei! Fii atent cu ala!

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Luisito, fii atent!
O sa-l scapi pe jos.

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Ce dragut!

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- Cati ani are?
- Cinci.

88
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Ce frumusel e!

89
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Ai auzit-o pe doamna, Luis?

90
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Ia sa-l vedem!

91
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Va plac copiii?

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Da.

93
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Vrei sa-ti fac unul?

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Idiotule!

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Nu-l lovi!

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Mama!

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Scuzati-ma, doamnelor!

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Unii au hemoroizi, diaree
Io am copii!

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Cata suferinta!

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- Si tu, dulceata!
- Poftim?

101
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Acopera-ti tatele!

102
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Daca vrei sa mai lucrezi aici!

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Afara!

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Bagareato.

105
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- Misca-te!
- Misca-te tu!

106
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Hei, mai cu mila ca ma doare.

107
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Taci!

108
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Fixeaza suspensiile!

109
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Iti reglez si sasiul de nu te vezi!

110
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Ce comoara!

111
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La munca, mosule!

112
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Pune "H"-ul in
handicapat.

113
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Parca n-as sti sa scriu.

114
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Tocmai asta-i ideea. Emotioneaza.

115
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Ai si soare aici.

116
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- Fi-ti-ar a dracu' mana!
- Ce mana?

117
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Rasuceste-o, e mai veridic!

118
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Cateodata chiar pot sa mi-o misc.

119
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Sa nu te prind!

120
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Stai aici, cum am vorbit

121
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Felipe!

122
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Cum merge treaba?

123
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Nasol. Foarte nasol.

124
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Hai sa vedem daca...Scuza-ma.

125
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Milostiviti-va, pentru numele lui Dumnezeu!

126
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Hei! Io-s mai amarat.

127
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- La podea!
- E o spargere!

128
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Da-i toti banii!

129
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Pune-i aici!

130
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Te ciuruiesc!

131
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Misca!

132
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- Idiotule!
- Misca!

133
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Te impusc, cretinule!

134
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Te impusc!

135
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Mainile sus!

136
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- Ti-am spus!
- Mainile sus!

137
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Nu tipa!

138
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Varu-miu-i nebun!

139
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Iti zbor capatina!

140
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Nu mai tipa!

141
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Te spulber!

142
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Tony, ce faci gagiule?

143
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Avem stufat azi.

144
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Portie pentru unul!

145
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Gramezi de proteine.

146
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Misca-te grasane!

147
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Noroc baieti!

148
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Vino aici , baiete.

149
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Pune niste resturi pentru caine
intr-o punga

150
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Resturi?

151
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De pe mese!

152
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Idiot!

153
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Ce-i in jur, e un cosmar.

154
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Da....

155
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Chinezoi pretutindeni.

156
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Din cauza noului restaurant
din colt.

157
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Chinezoi, Ciuhabi, Cioroi.

158
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Madridul ma dezgusta.

159
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Poftim.

160
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Poftim si tie!

161
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Un whisky, repede.

162
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Imi datorezi 6 000 de pesetas.

163
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Ti-am fost client fidel
zece ani!

164
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- 6 000 pesetas pe whiskey.
- Da-o dracu'!

165
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Doar n-o sa emigrez!

166
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Plateste-mi pana maine, sau...

167
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- Sau ce?
...gaseste-ti in alta parte.

168
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Bine, atunci.

169
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Sterge-o!

170
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Te termin!

171
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Afara! Sterge-o!

172
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Baiete, vino incoace.

173
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Scuze pentru azi dimineata

174
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da' pistolul e ca sula,

175
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Nu oricine poate sa-l atinga!

176
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Sigur ca da!

177
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Gagica aia-i prietena ta?

178
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Nu, e verisoara mea de la tara

179
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- E o putoare.
- O putoare?

180
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Arata curatica.

181
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E din aia,

182
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"nympho-maniaca".

183
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- Fiule, cum te cheama?
- Rafael Jimenez Valera.

184
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- Rafi, pentru prieteni.
- Rafi.

185
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- Iti plac armele?
- Da.

186
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In fiecare duminica dimineata

187
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ma duc in parc

188
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si trag in conserve goale.

189
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Misto!

190
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- Aer curat si praf de pusca.
- Cool!

191
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- Vii si tu?

192
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- Unde stai?
- La etajul intai.

193
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Si eu la doi.
Noi doi o sa ajungem departe.

194
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Bah. Adauga savoare.

195
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Tata!

196
00:14:46,745 --> 00:14:47,814
La masa!

197
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Vreau un sandwich.

198
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Vreau un sandwich cu sunca.

199
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Sigur, si caviar.
N-a venit Craciunul inca!

200
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Miroase nemaipomenit.

201
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Cat ai facut azi?

202
00:15:02,225 --> 00:15:05,456
Stii..., traim vremuri grele.

203
00:15:06,065 --> 00:15:08,340
A mers cam prost.

204
00:15:08,905 --> 00:15:10,304
Nu esti bun de nimic!

205
00:15:12,305 --> 00:15:14,455
- Nu ma tragi in piept, nu?
- Nu.

206
00:15:14,785 --> 00:15:16,298
Vrei o verificare corporala??

207
00:15:16,505 --> 00:15:17,620
Nu, nu, nu.

208
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Mi-am pastrat

209
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pentru tigari.

210
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Jegule! Doctorul
ti-a spus sa nu fumezi.

211
00:15:26,065 --> 00:15:27,942
Doar un pic.

212
00:15:28,785 --> 00:15:31,822
Nici vorba, sanatatea-i pe primul plan.

213
00:15:33,025 --> 00:15:34,140
Hai, linge tot.

214
00:15:34,385 --> 00:15:36,899
Stii ca nu-mi place
sa spal farfurii!

215
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Pofta mare.

216
00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:13,180
D-le Torrente!

217
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,015
Brunetule!

218
00:16:15,505 --> 00:16:19,384
De ce nu esti tu in pat
ca toti negracii cuminti?

219
00:16:20,065 --> 00:16:22,215
Mi-am adus niste veri

220
00:16:22,425 --> 00:16:25,383
sa-ti multumeasca pentru
cat esti de cumsecade.

221
00:16:26,225 --> 00:16:29,581
Asta-mi este datoria.

222
00:16:37,065 --> 00:16:37,702
Inmoaie-l!

223
00:16:37,905 --> 00:16:41,022
E in regula, usor baieti
Nu va intaratati.

224
00:16:41,225 --> 00:16:45,138
Hai, uitati-va ce fleica!
Mama, ce fleica.

225
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Prindeti!

226
00:16:47,425 --> 00:16:49,336
So pe ea!

227
00:17:13,505 --> 00:17:14,494
Ce-i?

228
00:17:15,065 --> 00:17:16,703
E duminica. Ti-amintesti?

229
00:17:17,105 --> 00:17:18,060
Duminica...

230
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:19,904
Aer curat, praf de pusca.

231
00:17:20,345 --> 00:17:21,255
Cateva focuri de arma...

232
00:17:21,505 --> 00:17:22,620
cum ai spus.

233
00:17:23,705 --> 00:17:25,024
Pizda ma-tii!

234
00:17:27,385 --> 00:17:27,942
Fiule!

235
00:17:28,545 --> 00:17:29,819
Unde-i vara-ta?

236
00:17:30,145 --> 00:17:31,339
Iti place,nu?

237
00:17:32,705 --> 00:17:36,618
Data viitoare, adu-o
sa ne potriveasca tintele

238
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,140
Mai intai tu.

239
00:17:46,425 --> 00:17:49,462
Pentru asta-ti trebuie clasa,
nu-i ca atunci cand vinzi sprot!

240
00:17:56,465 --> 00:17:58,899
Baga-mi-as! Norocul incepatorului!

241
00:17:59,425 --> 00:18:01,985
Urmareste-l pe maestru!

242
00:18:07,145 --> 00:18:08,419
I-ai rupt catarea.

243
00:18:08,665 --> 00:18:09,575
Eu? Nu!

244
00:18:09,785 --> 00:18:12,015
Ti-am spus,
pistolul ti-e ca scula

245
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:15,137
Acum trebuie s-o repar.

246
00:18:15,665 --> 00:18:18,657
- Stii sa tragi?
- Idiotule!

247
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:21,221
Am fost cel mai bun din promotie.

248
00:18:21,425 --> 00:18:23,017
Am fost dat dracu'

249
00:18:23,225 --> 00:18:25,375
si aveam
o suta de oameni in subordine

250
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Si?

251
00:18:27,225 --> 00:18:30,774
In Spania, sa fii un bun politist
este o infractiune.

252
00:18:31,185 --> 00:18:34,814
Aveam dusmani.

253
00:18:35,545 --> 00:18:37,536
M-au bagat in patrula.

254
00:18:38,065 --> 00:18:39,134
Ca un incepator!

255
00:18:39,345 --> 00:18:41,176
- Imi pare rau.
- Lasa, nu-ti fa griji.

256
00:18:41,465 --> 00:18:42,898
Am si eu informatorii mei.

257
00:18:43,105 --> 00:18:45,335
Cu o speta adevarata si

258
00:18:45,545 --> 00:18:48,582
sunt din nou in top. Vrei sa vezi
ce am in valiza?

259
00:18:48,825 --> 00:18:50,736
- Normal.
- OK!

260
00:19:00,985 --> 00:19:04,136
- Ia uita-te!
- Un MP28 Smitzer!

261
00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:06,303
Nu se mai fabrica asa ceva!

262
00:19:06,505 --> 00:19:08,541
Uita-te la conserve!
Asta-i Torrente!

263
00:19:18,065 --> 00:19:19,942
Ce aveti ma, sunteti sariti?

264
00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:22,855
Ce-i ma, te-am deranjat?

265
00:19:23,225 --> 00:19:26,615
Christoase! Mi se joaca copiii aici!

266
00:19:26,825 --> 00:19:30,340
Parcul e al tuturor.
Sterge-o de aici!

267
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:34,504
Daca nu te opresti,
chem politia, idiotule!

268
00:19:34,705 --> 00:19:35,501
Cum ai spus?!

269
00:19:35,705 --> 00:19:36,421
Idiotule!

270
00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:39,901
Auzi bai cacatule,
Eu sunt politia.

271
00:19:40,385 --> 00:19:41,454
Ce dracu...?

272
00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:46,694
Hai, Manolito!

273
00:19:50,745 --> 00:19:52,337
Cacat bolnav!

274
00:19:53,065 --> 00:19:56,023
Ne-a stricat distractia.
Hai sa mergem!

275
00:19:59,225 --> 00:20:00,977
N-am fost admis.

276
00:20:01,225 --> 00:20:03,978
Din cauza ca port ochelari.

277
00:20:04,425 --> 00:20:06,495
Ei au nevoie de ochelari.

278
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:09,014
Esti la fix
pentru fortele de politie.

279
00:20:09,225 --> 00:20:11,341
Tot mai vrei sa ni te alaturi?

280
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:12,859
Mai intrebi!

281
00:20:15,385 --> 00:20:18,502
Sa porti o arma tot timpul,
si sa o mai si folosesti!

282
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:21,816
Si te mai si platesc pentru asta!

283
00:20:22,905 --> 00:20:24,099
Cred ca asa arata raiul .

284
00:20:24,425 --> 00:20:26,336
S-a facut. Ma ocup eu

285
00:20:29,745 --> 00:20:31,781
Ce faci noaptea?

286
00:20:32,305 --> 00:20:33,420
Dorm.

287
00:20:33,705 --> 00:20:36,060
Poponareala
Vii cu mine in patrula

288
00:20:36,265 --> 00:20:37,414
Vorbesti serios?

289
00:20:37,665 --> 00:20:40,054
Te fac Chuck Norris!

290
00:20:40,265 --> 00:20:41,300
Serviti un aperitiv.

291
00:20:41,505 --> 00:20:45,134
Prajiturele. Sunteti politist,
daca am auzit eu bine

292
00:20:47,785 --> 00:20:49,423
Mama, e secret.

293
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:52,583
La fel ca primul meu barbat

294
00:20:52,905 --> 00:20:54,975
Pazea pescaria.

295
00:20:55,265 --> 00:20:57,938
Pe urma s-a intamplat jaful.
Si sfarsitul

296
00:20:58,145 --> 00:21:00,500
Dar nu vreau sa va bat la cap.

297
00:21:00,705 --> 00:21:01,615
Multumesc.

298
00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:04,658
- Ia o prajiturica. Sunt nemaipomenite!
- Multumesc.

299
00:21:04,865 --> 00:21:08,335
Familia si afacerea va
sunt in siguranta

300
00:21:08,545 --> 00:21:09,614
cat sunt eu aici.

301
00:21:09,825 --> 00:21:12,259
- Esti o comoara la casa omului!
- Poti fi sigura ca este.

302
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:14,935
Amparo!

303
00:21:15,145 --> 00:21:16,658
Avem un oaspete!

304
00:21:17,065 --> 00:21:17,815
Scuze.

305
00:21:18,025 --> 00:21:19,060
Nu face nimic.

306
00:21:19,265 --> 00:21:20,414
Esti rapitoare!

307
00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:22,297
- Bagareata....
- Rafi!

308
00:21:22,745 --> 00:21:23,894
Jose Luis Torrente.

309
00:21:24,105 --> 00:21:25,823
Sunt aici, indiferent de ce aveti nevoie...

310
00:21:26,945 --> 00:21:27,900
Ma scuzati.

311
00:21:30,745 --> 00:21:34,215
Nepoata-mea, scuz-o.
Stii cum sunt fetele din ziua de azi.

312
00:21:34,425 --> 00:21:38,100
Atat de superficiale!
Nu se gandesc decat la ele.

313
00:21:38,305 --> 00:21:40,136
Cum s-au mai schimbat timpurile!

314
00:21:40,345 --> 00:21:43,781
- Doamna, unde-i buda?
- Lasa-ma sa te conduc.

315
00:21:43,985 --> 00:21:46,294
Nu multumesc, nu-i nevoie.

316
00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:48,377
A doua la stanga.

317
00:21:49,985 --> 00:21:52,897
Salut ! Io's Pili. Aaaa...

318
00:21:53,985 --> 00:21:55,816
Vrei sa fim prieteni?

319
00:21:56,025 --> 00:21:56,935
Tai-o de-aici ! Bes, bes!

320
00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:24,018
Ce buda curata aveti!
Ai putea bea apa din ea!

321
00:22:24,265 --> 00:22:27,541
Hai domnu' Torrente, las-o!
Amparo, esti gata?

322
00:22:27,745 --> 00:22:28,575
Da.

323
00:22:28,825 --> 00:22:32,534
E nunta lu' nepotu-miu.
Este Hare Krishna.

324
00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:36,380
Cel putin in biserica.
Vii sa mananci la pranz, intr-o zi?

325
00:22:36,585 --> 00:22:38,701
O sa tin cont de invitatie.

326
00:22:38,905 --> 00:22:42,136
Va las acum.
Ne vedem mai incolo.

327
00:22:42,345 --> 00:22:43,221
Pa!

328
00:22:43,425 --> 00:22:46,303
Albitura si sardine!

329
00:22:50,665 --> 00:22:52,974
- Ai adus banii? Sterge-o!
- Ce-ai ma??

330
00:22:53,625 --> 00:22:54,660
Antonio, bah!

331
00:23:08,665 --> 00:23:09,620
La dracu!

332
00:23:11,225 --> 00:23:12,101
Bai orezaro!

333
00:23:12,305 --> 00:23:14,819
Orezaro! Vino incoa'!

334
00:23:15,385 --> 00:23:18,775
- Ce cacat e asta?
- Porc, dulce si acru.

335
00:23:19,105 --> 00:23:20,902
Are gust de scoarta

336
00:23:21,105 --> 00:23:22,094
cu gem!

337
00:23:22,305 --> 00:23:25,297
Si astea, pentru un solo de baterie?
Da-mi dracului o furculita!

338
00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:27,058
Ia-le de aici!

339
00:23:27,265 --> 00:23:28,220
Si adu-mi paine!

340
00:23:28,425 --> 00:23:29,175
Da.

341
00:23:49,265 --> 00:23:49,902
Galbejito!

342
00:23:50,105 --> 00:23:52,175
Ce-a astea, sireturi?

343
00:23:52,825 --> 00:23:53,974
Lastari de bambus.

344
00:23:54,225 --> 00:23:55,214
Astia-s pentru ursi panda!

345
00:23:55,985 --> 00:23:57,054
Da.

346
00:23:57,265 --> 00:23:58,095
Arat eu a panda?

347
00:23:58,465 --> 00:23:59,659
Nu!

348
00:23:59,865 --> 00:24:00,661
Painea?

349
00:24:00,905 --> 00:24:01,860
N-avem.

350
00:24:02,065 --> 00:24:02,895
N-aveti paine!

351
00:24:03,105 --> 00:24:03,981
Nu pot sa cred!

352
00:24:04,945 --> 00:24:06,139
Sefu'!

353
00:24:06,865 --> 00:24:09,538
Sa vina sefu'!

354
00:24:13,065 --> 00:24:15,659
Nu-i convine nimic.

355
00:24:15,865 --> 00:24:16,741
Este ticnit.

356
00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:22,385
- Care-i problema?
- Este nemultumit.

357
00:24:22,585 --> 00:24:24,257
- Ce facem cu el?
- Afara!

358
00:24:26,665 --> 00:24:27,893
Dati-l afara!

359
00:24:31,185 --> 00:24:33,141
Hei, o bucata de paine.

360
00:24:45,945 --> 00:24:46,695
Torrente!

361
00:24:49,465 --> 00:24:50,295
Carlitos!

362
00:24:50,505 --> 00:24:51,654
Ce faci?

363
00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:54,584
De paza, ca de obicei.
Ochii in sapte.

364
00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:56,059
Ai vazut ceva?

365
00:24:56,265 --> 00:24:57,937
Depinde, ha, ha.

366
00:24:59,025 --> 00:24:59,582
Carlitos!

367
00:25:00,305 --> 00:25:02,694
- Cuvantul de onoare nu ti-e de ajuns?
- Bine.

368
00:25:02,905 --> 00:25:03,576
Bine.

369
00:25:03,785 --> 00:25:04,501
Chinezii.

370
00:25:04,705 --> 00:25:07,424
Biciclete vin si pleaca
toata noaptea

371
00:25:07,625 --> 00:25:08,501
Nu mai spune!

372
00:25:08,785 --> 00:25:12,460
Dea, imi miroase cam necurat.

373
00:25:13,425 --> 00:25:14,778
Dulce si amar.

374
00:25:15,385 --> 00:25:18,821
mai mult de atat,
nici o bucatica de mancare.

375
00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:20,459
Foarte ciudat.

376
00:25:20,985 --> 00:25:22,941
Da. O folosesc pe toata.

377
00:25:23,145 --> 00:25:25,943
Pe pariu ca folosesc carne stricata

378
00:25:26,145 --> 00:25:27,703
si o aduc noaptea.

379
00:25:28,385 --> 00:25:30,296
Ca sa evite autoritatile.

380
00:25:30,585 --> 00:25:31,495
Da' la noapte...

381
00:25:31,705 --> 00:25:33,343
tot cacatul o sa iasa
la iveala.

382
00:25:36,185 --> 00:25:37,140
La noapte...

383
00:25:37,385 --> 00:25:38,261
Avem treaba.

384
00:25:38,465 --> 00:25:39,500
Trebuie sa fiu in forma.

385
00:25:40,185 --> 00:25:41,743
Cu adevarat in forma...!

386
00:25:42,105 --> 00:25:43,902
Tu nu bei?

387
00:25:44,105 --> 00:25:46,573
Nu, stii "Aikido"

388
00:25:48,265 --> 00:25:50,938
Inseamna fara tigari,
bautura sau droguri...

389
00:25:51,705 --> 00:25:53,696
Aikido nu stie ce inseamna....

390
00:25:53,905 --> 00:25:54,735
Ce?

391
00:25:54,985 --> 00:25:58,614
In noptile lungi,
ai nevoie de un intaritor

392
00:25:58,865 --> 00:26:00,457
Sau ramai fara benzina.

393
00:26:03,305 --> 00:26:04,135
Vrei?

394
00:26:08,185 --> 00:26:09,334
Droguri, nu!!?

395
00:26:09,705 --> 00:26:10,740
Poti fi sigur.

396
00:26:11,745 --> 00:26:12,780
Dar e un lucru rau.

397
00:26:13,385 --> 00:26:15,853
Ce vezi rau in asta?

398
00:26:16,105 --> 00:26:16,981
Uite-l.

399
00:26:17,225 --> 00:26:18,419
Te musca?

400
00:26:18,625 --> 00:26:19,580
Te zgarie?

401
00:26:19,785 --> 00:26:22,299
Te strange de coaie?
Ce-i asa rau?

402
00:26:22,545 --> 00:26:23,534
Salut, sunt dependent.

403
00:26:23,745 --> 00:26:25,417
Scuze ca va deranjez...

404
00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:27,581
Asta-i raul.

405
00:26:28,825 --> 00:26:30,099
Cacatul asta.

406
00:26:30,465 --> 00:26:31,261
Luisito.

407
00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:32,454
Baga-l in contul meu.

408
00:26:33,385 --> 00:26:34,738
Ma duc sa ma pis.

409
00:26:43,065 --> 00:26:44,384
Mainile?

410
00:26:45,265 --> 00:26:46,300
Dupa.

411
00:26:46,665 --> 00:26:49,259
Dupa? Asculta baiete.

412
00:26:49,585 --> 00:26:53,055
Unii barbati se spala
inainte sa se pise,

413
00:26:53,265 --> 00:26:54,539
Iar altii, dupa.

414
00:26:54,745 --> 00:26:57,134
Eu ma spal inainte. De ce?

415
00:26:57,545 --> 00:27:01,060
Scula mea este sacra.
Trebuie sa fie adulata.

416
00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:07,493
E buricul pamantului,
furtunasul fericirii.

417
00:27:08,425 --> 00:27:09,858
Fa la fel.

418
00:27:10,105 --> 00:27:10,901
Bine, bine.

419
00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:14,860
Cand stii cate ciuperci...

420
00:27:15,065 --> 00:27:18,023
si microbi colcaie pe aici, inseamna...

421
00:27:18,225 --> 00:27:21,103
ca trebuie sa-ti respecti scula.

422
00:27:21,785 --> 00:27:24,982
Io am dat dracu' multi ciudati...

423
00:27:25,185 --> 00:27:27,824
care se comportau ca si cum
pula ar fi ceva obscen.

424
00:27:38,065 --> 00:27:41,501
Mama, ce piton! Esti dotat, fiule.

425
00:27:43,185 --> 00:27:43,981
Multumesc.

426
00:27:47,745 --> 00:27:48,860
Ai futut vreodata?

427
00:27:50,265 --> 00:27:51,220
Futut?

428
00:27:51,625 --> 00:27:53,502
Da, sa i-o tragi unei putori.

429
00:27:55,025 --> 00:27:56,777
- Nu.
- Vorbesti serios?

430
00:27:57,545 --> 00:27:59,103
Dar am vazut in filme.

431
00:27:59,305 --> 00:28:01,023
Feerii muzicale de la Hollywood?

432
00:28:01,225 --> 00:28:03,455
Pasarelele se fut, nu se privesc.

433
00:28:03,865 --> 00:28:04,900
Nu ma intereseaza!

434
00:28:05,145 --> 00:28:09,058
Cum sa vii cu mine in patrulare, cand tu
n-ai bagat niciodata sobolanul la gaura!!?!

435
00:28:09,425 --> 00:28:11,256
N-o sa te respecte nimeni.

436
00:28:11,825 --> 00:28:13,178
Dar fetele de pe aici...

437
00:28:13,665 --> 00:28:16,225
Prostii! Cand ti-ai schimbat chilotii?

438
00:28:17,025 --> 00:28:17,741
Ieri.

439
00:28:17,945 --> 00:28:19,458
Suficient de bine.

440
00:28:21,745 --> 00:28:23,815
Adulmeca femeile!

441
00:28:24,105 --> 00:28:26,255
O sa bubui.

442
00:28:31,785 --> 00:28:33,298
Ai vazut ce talente?

443
00:28:34,505 --> 00:28:35,654
Hai pe aici.

444
00:28:37,545 --> 00:28:38,341
Uita-te ce...

445
00:28:38,545 --> 00:28:39,694
de curve!

446
00:28:45,025 --> 00:28:45,901
Hai!

447
00:28:47,905 --> 00:28:49,816
Asta-i curva curvelor.

448
00:28:53,625 --> 00:28:55,377
Sterge-o piticanie!

449
00:28:56,025 --> 00:28:58,698
Papa Strumpff te cauta!

450
00:28:59,225 --> 00:29:02,615
Milagritos, printesa mea!
Uite pe cine ti-am adus.

451
00:29:03,105 --> 00:29:06,256
A venit circul in oras
si-au scapat maimutele?

452
00:29:06,465 --> 00:29:09,343
Nu-l speria.
Are o problema.

453
00:29:09,545 --> 00:29:10,978
Doar una?

454
00:29:11,185 --> 00:29:13,221
Taci dracu', ca-si pierde avantul.

455
00:29:13,425 --> 00:29:16,815
Milagritos, iti dau un baietel.
Fa-mi-l barbat.

456
00:29:17,825 --> 00:29:20,055
Haide, sus,"Bubbles".

457
00:29:22,385 --> 00:29:24,262
Si sa te comporti ca un politist!

458
00:29:24,465 --> 00:29:26,217
Fetelor! A sosit cina!

459
00:29:40,145 --> 00:29:42,613
N-ai de gand sa te dezbraci?

460
00:29:48,505 --> 00:29:49,574
Mi-e rusine.

461
00:29:49,825 --> 00:29:51,736
Vrei sa te dezbrac eu?

462
00:29:56,065 --> 00:29:57,817
- Mi-e...
- La dracu'!

463
00:29:58,625 --> 00:30:01,537
Misca-te odata!
Sunt platita la ora.

464
00:30:04,065 --> 00:30:06,056
Si asa, n-ai facut dragoste niciodata?

465
00:30:06,265 --> 00:30:07,061
Nu...

466
00:30:07,705 --> 00:30:09,138
Da' am vazut in filme.

467
00:30:09,505 --> 00:30:10,984
Vai , ce dragut!

468
00:30:11,265 --> 00:30:14,462
Ce copilas! Poate trebuie
sa te excit un pic.

469
00:30:17,385 --> 00:30:18,659
Apropie-te.

470
00:30:20,665 --> 00:30:22,223
Hai, ma, ca nu te musca.

471
00:30:22,545 --> 00:30:24,740
Haide, tigrule!

472
00:30:29,385 --> 00:30:30,704
Iti plac?

473
00:30:31,785 --> 00:30:32,695
Nu-i asa?

474
00:30:35,825 --> 00:30:39,613
Hai imbracarea.
Vezi ca n-a fost greu?

475
00:30:40,345 --> 00:30:42,222
Sa nu-i sufli o vorba umflatului!

476
00:30:49,665 --> 00:30:52,737
Cam repede. Ti-a placut?

477
00:30:52,945 --> 00:30:54,219
Delicioasa, nu?!

478
00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:57,739
Na, acum e barbat!

479
00:30:57,945 --> 00:31:00,584
Campionule! Nu ca are niste
maini extraordinare, ce zici?

480
00:31:00,985 --> 00:31:02,623
Da, de asta-s sigur.

481
00:31:02,825 --> 00:31:03,814
Si banii?

482
00:31:04,665 --> 00:31:05,939
Fac cinste.

483
00:31:10,345 --> 00:31:11,858
Ai cinci mii?

484
00:31:14,825 --> 00:31:17,055
Da, alocatia.

485
00:31:17,785 --> 00:31:20,857
Auzi,

486
00:31:21,065 --> 00:31:23,101
Nu-i cazul sa te zgarcesti acum.

487
00:31:24,145 --> 00:31:26,375
Hai, ia mana! Poftim, Milagritos.

488
00:31:26,665 --> 00:31:28,781
Chestia e ca trebuie sa le platesti.

489
00:31:30,625 --> 00:31:33,537
Dar scula ti s-a culcat fericita!

490
00:31:33,745 --> 00:31:35,098
Va pup, fetelor!

491
00:31:35,505 --> 00:31:36,779
Nebunaticelor!

492
00:31:37,305 --> 00:31:40,536
Ghinion fetelor,
Torrente paraseste cladirea.

493
00:31:46,545 --> 00:31:48,263
Aici este.

494
00:31:49,465 --> 00:31:52,218
Sa fim atenti
la orice ciudatenie

495
00:32:05,705 --> 00:32:07,536
Asta-i partea cea mai nasoala.

496
00:32:10,545 --> 00:32:12,900
Asteptarea.

497
00:32:17,865 --> 00:32:19,298
Facem o laba?

498
00:32:23,785 --> 00:32:24,535
Poftim?

499
00:32:25,185 --> 00:32:26,538
Unul-altuia.

500
00:32:27,865 --> 00:32:29,139
Tu si cu mine?

501
00:32:29,385 --> 00:32:30,500
Da!

502
00:32:33,065 --> 00:32:33,975
Acum?

503
00:32:34,745 --> 00:32:36,576
Pentru distractie. Tu, mie...

504
00:32:36,825 --> 00:32:37,701
si io, tie.

505
00:32:37,945 --> 00:32:40,015
Sa ne relaxam, nimic legat de poponari.

506
00:32:40,225 --> 00:32:41,419
Nimic ciudat.

507
00:32:42,225 --> 00:32:44,500
Nu cred ca pot chiar acum.

508
00:32:44,705 --> 00:32:47,697
Hai, scoate-l afara! La trecerea timpului.

509
00:32:49,305 --> 00:32:50,897
Nu puteti parca aici.

510
00:32:51,105 --> 00:32:53,221
- De ce??
- E proprietate privata.

511
00:32:54,345 --> 00:32:55,494
Strada?

512
00:32:55,745 --> 00:32:58,623
E strada noastra.
Nu e pentru poponari obezi

513
00:32:59,745 --> 00:33:00,780
I-auzi!

514
00:33:01,545 --> 00:33:03,342
Gresesti, amice.

515
00:33:04,185 --> 00:33:06,096
Stii ce...

516
00:33:06,705 --> 00:33:09,424
Plec c-asa vreau eu.

517
00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:14,861
Ii lasi sa ne terorizeze?

518
00:33:15,465 --> 00:33:18,935
Usurel, pustiule. Le adormim vigilenta

519
00:33:33,385 --> 00:33:35,137
Cinci chinezoi pe scutere.

520
00:33:35,345 --> 00:33:37,575
Fac livrari la domiciliu.

521
00:33:37,905 --> 00:33:40,783
La patru dimineata!??
Se intampla ceva, baiete.

522
00:33:41,345 --> 00:33:42,539
O simt.

523
00:33:46,065 --> 00:33:49,296
Nu-mi place atmosfera.

524
00:33:49,505 --> 00:33:53,214
Vreau in parcul de langa piata

525
00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:57,060
sau undeva de unde sa
pot urmari toate scolaritele.

526
00:33:57,305 --> 00:34:00,103
Esti un hodorog libidinos!
Si nazuros pe deasupra.

527
00:34:01,025 --> 00:34:02,617
- Vezi chinezaria asta?
- Da.

528
00:34:02,825 --> 00:34:05,623
Fii pe faza la orice e suspect.

529
00:34:05,865 --> 00:34:07,503
Fii cu ochii pe ei.

530
00:36:10,545 --> 00:36:11,375
Tata!

531
00:36:13,785 --> 00:36:14,422
Tata!

532
00:36:32,985 --> 00:36:34,976
Hai, ca nu s-a intamplat nimic.

533
00:36:35,185 --> 00:36:37,699
Ce rusine!

534
00:36:37,945 --> 00:36:39,697
Spanzurat acolo!

535
00:36:39,905 --> 00:36:42,021
O acoperi asigurarea?

536
00:36:42,225 --> 00:36:44,614
Nu te gandi la asta acum!

537
00:36:45,345 --> 00:36:49,179
Vezi Amparito, toata viata
am avut grija de tata.

538
00:36:50,665 --> 00:36:52,178
Du-te sus si odihneste-te.

539
00:36:52,425 --> 00:36:54,461
Nu putem decat sa ne rugam.

540
00:36:54,665 --> 00:36:57,304
Sunt daramat. Mi-e greu

541
00:36:57,505 --> 00:36:59,655
sa ma duc sus acum.

542
00:36:59,865 --> 00:37:00,741
Fruntea sus!

543
00:37:00,945 --> 00:37:02,901
O sa-ti tin companie si...

544
00:37:03,145 --> 00:37:04,055
ti-aduc si ceva de mancare.

545
00:37:04,865 --> 00:37:05,695
Ce zici?

546
00:37:05,945 --> 00:37:09,301
Sunt miscat. Esti un inger,
Amparito.

547
00:38:49,425 --> 00:38:51,655
Amparito! Intra!

548
00:38:52,025 --> 00:38:54,664
Arati extraordinar!

549
00:38:55,705 --> 00:38:57,661
Wow! Peste! Ce bine miroase!

550
00:38:58,785 --> 00:39:01,743
Am facut putina curatenie

551
00:39:02,225 --> 00:39:04,181
Meriti asta, si mai mult decat atat.

552
00:39:09,585 --> 00:39:12,338
Delicios! Simt ca plesnesc!

553
00:39:12,585 --> 00:39:14,735
- Multumesc.
- Eu iti multumesc.

554
00:39:15,305 --> 00:39:16,579
A fost nemaipomenit.

555
00:39:17,505 --> 00:39:19,063
Ma bucur ca ti-a placut.

556
00:39:19,425 --> 00:39:22,576
Frumoasa! Curata!
Si mai si gateste!

557
00:39:22,825 --> 00:39:24,099
Femeia perfecta!

558
00:39:24,425 --> 00:39:25,460
Sa nu exageram.

559
00:39:25,865 --> 00:39:29,380
Daca-ar fi sa ma insor
as vrea pe cineva ca tine.

560
00:39:30,105 --> 00:39:31,174
Amparito.

561
00:39:32,265 --> 00:39:33,744
Am ceva pentru tine.

562
00:39:36,265 --> 00:39:37,141
Ce?

563
00:39:37,545 --> 00:39:39,740
O surpriza.

564
00:39:43,745 --> 00:39:44,939
Iti place?

565
00:39:45,265 --> 00:39:47,381
- Ce zici?
- E pentru mine?

566
00:39:48,185 --> 00:39:51,780
Bineinteles! Nu cunosc
alta Amparito.

567
00:39:53,145 --> 00:39:54,419
Nu mai am cuvinte.

568
00:39:55,025 --> 00:39:58,734
Nu spune nimic. "El Goyanes"
o fac pentru mine.

569
00:39:59,145 --> 00:40:00,373
Imi tin noroc.

570
00:40:02,385 --> 00:40:03,977
E stanjenitor...

571
00:40:04,465 --> 00:40:07,059
Dar i-am luat.

572
00:40:07,265 --> 00:40:08,015
Drace!

573
00:40:08,225 --> 00:40:09,294
Astia-s ai matusi-mii.

574
00:40:09,585 --> 00:40:10,540
Cristoase!

575
00:40:11,105 --> 00:40:12,538
I-a cautat.

576
00:40:12,825 --> 00:40:13,780
Baga-mi-as!

577
00:40:14,905 --> 00:40:18,420
Esti prea batran s-o faci pe prostul.

578
00:40:19,305 --> 00:40:21,500
Batran?

579
00:40:21,905 --> 00:40:24,339
- Sunt un pusti.
- Sigur.

580
00:40:24,545 --> 00:40:26,661
Ale cui sunt tatele astea?

581
00:40:26,865 --> 00:40:27,741
Jos labele!

582
00:40:27,945 --> 00:40:30,015
Nu ma tachina!

583
00:40:31,425 --> 00:40:33,017
Pun niste muzica.

584
00:40:33,225 --> 00:40:34,453
Dracoaica mica!

585
00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:06,941
Gata?

586
00:42:09,185 --> 00:42:10,300
Ti-a placut, nu?

587
00:42:12,305 --> 00:42:15,058
Cum ai spus si tu, unul din cele mai bune futaiuri
pe care le-am tras

588
00:42:15,305 --> 00:42:17,899
- Si mocca pe deasupra.
- Poftim?

589
00:42:19,105 --> 00:42:20,618
Scuze, bate cineva la usa.

590
00:42:25,185 --> 00:42:26,664
- Torrente.
- Rafi!

591
00:42:30,985 --> 00:42:34,022
- Deranjez?
- Intotdeauna deranjezi.

592
00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:37,741
Oricum, reintregim familia

593
00:42:38,185 --> 00:42:40,540
Vreau sa-ti reamintesc
despre misiune.

594
00:42:40,745 --> 00:42:43,543
Drace! La munca! Ma cheama datoria,

595
00:42:44,145 --> 00:42:44,861
iubito!

596
00:42:45,065 --> 00:42:46,896
- Ce-i?
- Inainte sa pleci

597
00:42:47,145 --> 00:42:49,181
curata putin, te rog.

598
00:42:51,585 --> 00:42:53,655
Baiete, da' stiu c-am incins-o pe vara-ta!

599
00:42:54,265 --> 00:42:55,744
E o tigroaica.

600
00:42:56,265 --> 00:42:59,018
Tatal tau... Ei au fost?

601
00:42:59,265 --> 00:43:01,460
Stii ca ti-am spus de cazul ala deosebit

602
00:43:01,665 --> 00:43:04,133
de care am nevoie sa ajung iar in frunte?

603
00:43:04,345 --> 00:43:06,063
Trebuie sa intram inauntru.

604
00:43:06,265 --> 00:43:08,938
- Restaurantul?
- E doar de fatada!

605
00:43:09,145 --> 00:43:11,739
- Mergem acum?
- Da! Haide!

606
00:43:11,945 --> 00:43:13,378
Numai noi doi?

607
00:43:13,585 --> 00:43:16,463
Ti-e frica? Bine, lasa.
N-am nevoie de tine.

608
00:43:16,665 --> 00:43:19,782
Nu, merg cu tine
pana in panzele albe.

609
00:43:19,985 --> 00:43:22,704
Sunt gorilele alea la intrare.

610
00:43:22,905 --> 00:43:24,975
Da, ne-au vazut.

611
00:43:25,505 --> 00:43:27,655
Imi cunosc masina.

612
00:43:27,945 --> 00:43:29,742
Van-ul cu care carati peste,
este al vostru?

613
00:43:30,185 --> 00:43:30,901
Da.

614
00:43:31,225 --> 00:43:32,863
Ia cheile.

615
00:43:33,065 --> 00:43:36,023
Nu pot, e a mamei

616
00:43:36,225 --> 00:43:38,102
Si e numai pentru livrari.

617
00:43:38,305 --> 00:43:41,342
Asta-i insubordonare!

618
00:43:41,545 --> 00:43:44,378
Misca-te si adu cheile!

619
00:43:45,105 --> 00:43:46,060
Baga-mi-as!

620
00:43:55,065 --> 00:43:57,499
Torrente, gorilele!

621
00:43:57,705 --> 00:43:58,615
Cacat!

622
00:43:58,825 --> 00:43:59,894
Ce ne facem?

623
00:44:16,145 --> 00:44:17,180
Buna seara!

624
00:44:54,825 --> 00:44:55,940
Buna treaba.

625
00:45:02,465 --> 00:45:04,057
O intrare.

626
00:45:08,305 --> 00:45:09,260
Pe aici!

627
00:45:10,345 --> 00:45:12,142
Cam intuneric.

628
00:45:12,745 --> 00:45:14,303
Hai, mai, nu fii speriat.

629
00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:17,013
Tu primul, eu te acopar.

630
00:45:26,025 --> 00:45:27,378
Drace!Drace!

631
00:45:33,225 --> 00:45:34,340
Hai!

632
00:45:37,465 --> 00:45:38,898
Uite o lumina.

633
00:45:47,065 --> 00:45:48,180
Vino!

634
00:46:16,865 --> 00:46:19,618
Tine aproape, si nu patesti nimic.

635
00:46:25,265 --> 00:46:27,415
Unde-i pachetul?

636
00:46:27,625 --> 00:46:30,014
Nu stiu!

637
00:46:30,465 --> 00:46:31,898
Stii...

638
00:46:32,105 --> 00:46:33,936
eu sunt un tip calm si intelegator.

639
00:46:34,705 --> 00:46:37,583
Insa cateodata imi pierd calmul.

640
00:46:38,705 --> 00:46:40,821
E ceea ce mi se intampla acum.

641
00:46:41,385 --> 00:46:43,057
Pe cuvant ca nu stiu.

642
00:46:43,265 --> 00:46:46,416
Atunci, de ce mi se pare mie
ca faci misto de mine?

643
00:46:47,185 --> 00:46:49,062
Lasa-ma, te rog.

644
00:46:49,625 --> 00:46:52,742
Sa fie doar o fabula chinezeasca?

645
00:46:53,025 --> 00:46:54,777
Nu stiu nimic.

646
00:46:55,185 --> 00:46:58,894
Fabulele chinezesti sunt pentru copii.
Si idioti.

647
00:46:59,145 --> 00:47:00,214
Va rog.

648
00:47:00,545 --> 00:47:01,864
- Crezi ca sunt un copilas?
- Nu.

649
00:47:03,065 --> 00:47:05,021
- Atunci inseamna ca-s idiot?
- Nu, nu.

650
00:47:05,225 --> 00:47:09,138
- Vezi? Ma insulti.
- Nu stiu nimic.

651
00:47:09,465 --> 00:47:10,693
Si asta doare.

652
00:47:10,945 --> 00:47:12,014
Intelegi?

653
00:47:12,225 --> 00:47:14,739
Sunt chinez bun.

654
00:47:14,945 --> 00:47:15,980
Lasati-ma sa plec!

655
00:47:20,105 --> 00:47:21,663
Explica-i, Israel.

656
00:47:21,865 --> 00:47:23,821
Va rog, lasati-ma.

657
00:47:24,945 --> 00:47:26,014
N-am fost eu.

658
00:47:26,225 --> 00:47:27,419
Va jur.

659
00:47:28,985 --> 00:47:29,895
N-am fost eu.

660
00:47:35,305 --> 00:47:37,375
Asta ma enerveaza cel mai mult

661
00:47:38,625 --> 00:47:39,740
Boceala.

662
00:47:42,705 --> 00:47:43,660
Chinezoiule!

663
00:47:45,025 --> 00:47:46,014
Nu te mai boci!

664
00:47:46,785 --> 00:47:48,377
Taci!

665
00:47:53,145 --> 00:47:55,215
La dracu, ce incurcatura!

666
00:47:59,145 --> 00:48:01,295
Iti mai dau o sansa.

667
00:48:03,945 --> 00:48:05,424
Doar esti de-al casei.

668
00:48:11,105 --> 00:48:14,017
- Se pricepe la torturi.
- A invatat uitandu-se la filme.

669
00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:14,975
Bineinteles.

670
00:48:20,385 --> 00:48:21,818
Nu stie nimic.

671
00:48:29,905 --> 00:48:30,940
Nu, nu.

672
00:48:37,705 --> 00:48:39,024
Gata, am terminat petrecerea.

673
00:48:39,265 --> 00:48:41,176
Curata.
Tu, inapoi la treaba!

674
00:48:42,545 --> 00:48:44,615
A sunat unchi-miu? Mendoza?

675
00:48:45,185 --> 00:48:47,619
- Da, vesti bune.
- A rezolvat Farrelli problema?

676
00:48:48,625 --> 00:48:51,856
Da. Tot transportul
pentru 50 de  milioane.

677
00:48:52,065 --> 00:48:52,861
Asta-i tot?

678
00:48:53,225 --> 00:48:54,624
50 milioane!

679
00:48:54,865 --> 00:48:56,264
Nu poate fi calitatea I-a.

680
00:48:56,465 --> 00:48:58,695
N-ai mai vazut heroina ca asta.

681
00:48:58,905 --> 00:49:00,179
Vom fi regi!

682
00:49:02,185 --> 00:49:03,664
Valoreaza de zece ori mai mult.

683
00:49:03,865 --> 00:49:04,536
Beton!

684
00:49:04,745 --> 00:49:06,815
- Cand soseste?
- Miercuri noapte.

685
00:49:07,025 --> 00:49:08,743
E noaptea cu travestiti.

686
00:49:08,945 --> 00:49:10,344
Anuleaza!

687
00:49:15,225 --> 00:49:16,260
Sa ne despartim.

688
00:49:25,225 --> 00:49:28,342
Mainile, baiete. Amprentele.

689
00:49:28,545 --> 00:49:30,297
Ne-ar putea omori pentru mai putin.

690
00:49:31,625 --> 00:49:32,535
Sa nu lasam nici un indiciu!

691
00:49:33,065 --> 00:49:33,895
S-o stergem!

692
00:49:34,785 --> 00:49:36,298
Ajuta-ma.

693
00:49:36,705 --> 00:49:38,696
1 ,  2 ,  3 .

694
00:49:38,945 --> 00:49:41,903
Impinge. Inca putin.

695
00:49:53,545 --> 00:49:55,183
Hai, baiete.

696
00:49:57,545 --> 00:49:59,695
- Nenorocitii!
- La dracu'! Fugi, baiete!

697
00:49:59,905 --> 00:50:00,894
Opreste-te!

698
00:50:01,105 --> 00:50:02,015
Nenorocitilor!

699
00:50:02,505 --> 00:50:04,336
Scuterele! Porniti...

700
00:50:04,545 --> 00:50:05,375
scuterele.

701
00:50:13,625 --> 00:50:14,580
Da-i drumul!

702
00:50:21,025 --> 00:50:21,821
la dracu!

703
00:50:25,465 --> 00:50:27,183
Ne urmaresc niste scutere.

704
00:50:28,545 --> 00:50:29,534
Mergi mai repede!

705
00:50:30,385 --> 00:50:31,784
Tu. Depaseste-i.

706
00:50:32,385 --> 00:50:35,855
Usurel. Cunosc Madridul ca-n palma

707
00:50:42,185 --> 00:50:43,857
Calc-o!

708
00:50:44,225 --> 00:50:47,376
Cacat! Furgoneta nu merge
mai repede

709
00:50:49,025 --> 00:50:49,821
Jesus Christ!

710
00:50:50,025 --> 00:50:52,016
- La dracu'!
- Trag in noi.

711
00:50:52,225 --> 00:50:53,453
Calmeaza-te!

712
00:50:55,185 --> 00:50:57,255
Am pus-o! Nenorocitii!

713
00:50:57,825 --> 00:51:00,293
Am luat-o invers
pe sens unic

714
00:51:00,505 --> 00:51:01,938
E, poftim!

715
00:51:03,945 --> 00:51:05,094
Mai repede!

716
00:51:05,305 --> 00:51:07,216
Nu trebuia s-o facem.

717
00:51:07,505 --> 00:51:09,336
Auzi, nu te mai caca pe tine!

718
00:51:10,225 --> 00:51:12,022
Trag in noi.

719
00:51:17,785 --> 00:51:18,615
Ne urmaresc inca.

720
00:51:18,825 --> 00:51:21,419
O intoarcere in scurt,
si-am scapat de ei.

721
00:51:25,225 --> 00:51:27,136
- Ce dracu-i asta?
- O fundatura.

722
00:51:27,865 --> 00:51:29,856
Nu era aici inainte.

723
00:51:30,065 --> 00:51:31,942
Construit pe banii contribuabililor.

724
00:51:34,745 --> 00:51:35,939
Am pus-o, ne termina.

725
00:51:37,745 --> 00:51:39,781
Trebuie sa ne gandim la ceva.

726
00:51:44,825 --> 00:51:46,258
O sa dam coltu'.

727
00:51:49,625 --> 00:51:51,024
Accelereaza!

728
00:51:59,865 --> 00:52:02,299
- Of! Asta e!
- Am scapat.

729
00:52:11,025 --> 00:52:14,415
"Si mama rata avea
patru ratuste dragalase"

730
00:52:14,705 --> 00:52:16,900
"dar cand s-a clocit si ultimul ou,"

731
00:52:17,265 --> 00:52:19,301
" a iesit o ratusca foarte urata!"

732
00:52:22,545 --> 00:52:24,854
"Si cand s-au dus sa inoate,"

733
00:52:25,065 --> 00:52:27,625
"toata ferma-i urmarea."

734
00:52:32,505 --> 00:52:33,255
Da?

735
00:52:33,465 --> 00:52:36,059
Scuzati-ma, dar avem o problema.

736
00:52:36,265 --> 00:52:38,460
Ti-am spus sa nu suni aici.

737
00:52:38,665 --> 00:52:40,223
A patruns cineva.

738
00:52:41,105 --> 00:52:43,255
Drace! Columbieni?

739
00:52:44,825 --> 00:52:46,019
Columbieni?

740
00:52:46,225 --> 00:52:48,659
Nu, un obez cu un retardat.

741
00:52:49,185 --> 00:52:50,015
Doi dinafara.

742
00:52:50,225 --> 00:52:51,419
Nu pareau profesionisti.

743
00:52:51,625 --> 00:52:54,298
Nu-mi place deloc.

744
00:52:54,865 --> 00:52:58,744
Strangeti tot. O luam de la capat
dupa ce dam lovitura.

745
00:52:58,945 --> 00:52:59,855
Asa facem.

746
00:53:02,425 --> 00:53:04,541
- Ce nu-ti convine?
- Povestea noastra?

747
00:53:04,745 --> 00:53:08,624
"Si-au gatit ratusca cea urata
intr-un restaurant, cu portocale."

748
00:53:08,825 --> 00:53:11,862
Da' nu se termina asa!

749
00:53:12,065 --> 00:53:15,296
Se termina cum vrea pula lu' tata.
La culcare!

750
00:53:21,065 --> 00:53:22,896
A fost cumplit.

751
00:53:23,985 --> 00:53:25,782
Ai gura lipicioasa?

752
00:53:26,705 --> 00:53:28,343
Cum de stii?

753
00:53:28,865 --> 00:53:30,856
La fel am patit cand am vazut primul cadavru.

754
00:53:31,345 --> 00:53:33,984
Incredibil.
L-au omorat pe chinezoi.

755
00:53:34,705 --> 00:53:37,936
Cel mai nasol o sa fie cand
o sa afle mama de furgoneta.

756
00:53:38,185 --> 00:53:40,653
Atunci la ce mai sunt bune
asigurarile?

757
00:53:40,865 --> 00:53:42,662
Avem nevoie de intariri.

758
00:53:42,865 --> 00:53:43,980
Ce spui?

759
00:53:44,545 --> 00:53:46,217
Avem nevoie de intariri.

760
00:53:46,425 --> 00:53:47,983
Las-o moarta.

761
00:53:48,825 --> 00:53:52,215
Vrei ca vreun dobitoc de inspector
sa strice totul?

762
00:53:52,425 --> 00:53:54,541
- Este cazul de care aveam nevoie.
- Si atunci?

763
00:53:55,385 --> 00:53:58,104
Avem nevoie de oameni.

764
00:53:58,305 --> 00:54:00,023
Dar oameni normali. Patrioti!

765
00:54:00,465 --> 00:54:03,855
Am niste prieteni
Jucam biliard si

766
00:54:04,065 --> 00:54:07,421
mergem la sala impreuna.
Maine dam o bila.

767
00:54:07,705 --> 00:54:09,457
Pot sa-i intreb.

768
00:54:09,905 --> 00:54:11,816
Sunt ca tine?

769
00:54:14,425 --> 00:54:15,494
Adica, la ce te referi?

770
00:54:22,385 --> 00:54:24,262
- Rafi!
- V-am adus pe cineva.

771
00:54:25,065 --> 00:54:25,941
Salut , baieti!

772
00:54:26,185 --> 00:54:29,860
Eu sunt Torrente.Rafi mi-a spus
ca sunteti niste tipi cu coaie.

773
00:54:36,425 --> 00:54:38,814
Malaguita, fii atent!
Asta-i Torrente.

774
00:54:39,025 --> 00:54:41,585
- Tipul cu mitraliera?
- Baga-mi-as!

775
00:54:42,425 --> 00:54:43,175
Care-i treaba?

776
00:54:43,385 --> 00:54:44,738
Nu stii cine sunt??

777
00:54:44,985 --> 00:54:46,543
Ba da. Un idiot notoriu.

778
00:54:47,185 --> 00:54:48,459
Fii respectuos , vezi ca-s inarmat.

779
00:54:49,465 --> 00:54:50,693
Hai afara.

780
00:54:50,985 --> 00:54:53,704
Avem nevoie de ajutorul vostru.

781
00:54:54,145 --> 00:54:56,818
Si pentru ce ar trebui sa ajutam
un porc obez ca tine?

782
00:54:57,225 --> 00:54:58,863
Toneti! Te sparg!

783
00:54:59,625 --> 00:55:01,661
Nu putem intra asa.

784
00:55:01,865 --> 00:55:03,696
N-are stil. E un dobitoc.

785
00:55:03,905 --> 00:55:06,100
- "Filament", fii respectuos!
- Baieti!

786
00:55:06,345 --> 00:55:09,223
Hai ca ma enervati.
Priviti. Si eu pot sa ma rasucesc.

787
00:55:11,345 --> 00:55:12,460
Hei, baietas.

788
00:55:14,265 --> 00:55:15,015
Ce?

789
00:55:16,145 --> 00:55:17,863
Mmm-ai impins.

790
00:55:19,905 --> 00:55:21,975
- Si?
- Nimic.

791
00:55:22,505 --> 00:55:24,621
Doar te rog sa fii mai atent.

792
00:55:24,865 --> 00:55:26,742
Daca nu te superi.

793
00:55:35,905 --> 00:55:36,815
Esti mort,

794
00:55:37,025 --> 00:55:37,980
idiotule.

795
00:55:38,905 --> 00:55:39,621
Ia de aici!

796
00:55:40,785 --> 00:55:42,582
Iata! Pe cont propriu.

797
00:55:42,985 --> 00:55:45,294
Ce faci mai, Omu' Michelin?

798
00:55:45,505 --> 00:55:47,097
Tu stii cine-s io ma??

799
00:55:49,785 --> 00:55:52,583
Esti Policarpo Diaz,

800
00:55:52,785 --> 00:55:54,343
Cel mai bun boxer din Europa.

801
00:55:54,545 --> 00:55:56,183
58 KO-uri.

802
00:55:56,425 --> 00:56:00,020
Si vei fi Campionul lumii.
S-o crezi, ca Torrente o spune.

803
00:56:00,265 --> 00:56:02,859
Stii totul despre mine,
si mai tii si cu Atletico.

804
00:56:03,065 --> 00:56:05,340
Iesiti afara. Doamne, ce dezordine!

805
00:56:05,545 --> 00:56:07,103
Hai baieti.

806
00:56:08,185 --> 00:56:11,461
Hei, Sultan! You'd get a bundl
e for fighting in the ring.

807
00:56:11,665 --> 00:56:14,418
Ce lovitura!

808
00:56:14,625 --> 00:56:16,456
Mama ce greu esti.

809
00:56:18,385 --> 00:56:21,821
Vom face istorie.
Cu putin antrenament.

810
00:56:22,025 --> 00:56:23,253
Te poti baza pe noi.

811
00:56:23,705 --> 00:56:27,334
Am nevoie sa va cunosc mai bine.

812
00:56:27,545 --> 00:56:30,582
Sa va vad ce stiti.
Voi scoate barbati din voi.

813
00:56:31,585 --> 00:56:33,143
Care-i treaba?
Nu te intereseaza

814
00:56:33,345 --> 00:56:34,460
ce spun?

815
00:56:34,705 --> 00:56:35,820
Tu ce stii?

816
00:56:36,025 --> 00:56:37,617
Sunt expert in 007.

817
00:56:37,825 --> 00:56:38,735
Ce-i asta?

818
00:56:38,945 --> 00:56:41,903
- O linie erotica?
- Nu, un super spion!

819
00:56:42,745 --> 00:56:46,420
Stiu, stiu. James Bond,
cel mai mare... dupa mine.

820
00:56:46,665 --> 00:56:48,178
Am lucrat pentru CIA.

821
00:56:48,385 --> 00:56:51,024
Ti-am spus.
Si-i prietenul lu' vara-mea.

822
00:56:51,505 --> 00:56:55,384
Ce-mi place mie din spionaj,
sunt computerele.

823
00:56:55,585 --> 00:56:58,224
"Filament" e destept.
Este student.

824
00:56:58,425 --> 00:56:59,414
La Electronica.

825
00:56:59,625 --> 00:57:03,174
Este bine sa avem
si un intelectual cu noi

826
00:57:03,385 --> 00:57:04,135
Malaguita este...

827
00:57:04,385 --> 00:57:06,853
- centura maro.
- O iau curand pe cea neagra.

828
00:57:07,065 --> 00:57:10,216
A vazut toate filmele cu
Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee and Mark...

829
00:57:10,425 --> 00:57:14,134
Dakascos, Mark Dakascos,
noul star in filmele cu Karate.

830
00:57:14,665 --> 00:57:16,303
Ai vazut "The strongest sun"?

831
00:57:22,345 --> 00:57:23,334
Ii lipseste o doaga.

832
00:57:30,665 --> 00:57:33,225
Stai dracu' jos!
Atragi atentia.

833
00:57:33,465 --> 00:57:36,184
Dracia dracului! Sa-mi bag...!

834
00:57:39,985 --> 00:57:43,375
Ai grija de baieti,
ca altfel am necazuri.

835
00:57:43,585 --> 00:57:45,860
Scuza-ma, Manolo. Mai adu un whisky.

836
00:57:47,785 --> 00:57:51,255
Cand eram de varsta ta, eram si eu agil.
Si nu dadeam sfoara-n tara.

837
00:57:51,465 --> 00:57:53,581
Eram numai muschi.

838
00:57:53,785 --> 00:57:56,663
Dar Karate si Jujitsu nu se compara

839
00:57:56,865 --> 00:57:58,503
cu un sut in coaie!

840
00:57:58,705 --> 00:58:00,582
Nimeni nu ma poate lovi in coaie.

841
00:58:01,145 --> 00:58:03,454
Dintr-o pozitie laterala,

842
00:58:03,705 --> 00:58:06,344
feresti talia si rotesti din sold.

843
00:58:07,825 --> 00:58:08,940
Demonstratie!

844
00:58:10,225 --> 00:58:12,216
Hai, Torrente, cea mai buna lovitura a ta.

845
00:58:12,825 --> 00:58:14,941
Numai gura-i de asta, nu?

846
00:58:15,185 --> 00:58:17,494
- Nu. Incearca-l.
- Te spulber.

847
00:58:17,705 --> 00:58:19,297
N-ai cum. Stiu cum,

848
00:58:19,505 --> 00:58:23,134
Datorita concentrarii,
pozitia asta

849
00:58:23,345 --> 00:58:25,654
iti aseaza organele genitale
si scrotul

850
00:58:25,865 --> 00:58:28,777
in peritoneu.
Devii tare ca lemnul

851
00:58:29,145 --> 00:58:31,022
Sa vezi unde-i asez eu scrotul!

852
00:58:35,025 --> 00:58:35,423
Bingo!

853
00:58:37,945 --> 00:58:40,903
- Torrente, afara!
- OK, Manolo. Sa mergem!

854
00:58:41,105 --> 00:58:44,222
Afara! Iti dau banii la iesire.

855
00:58:49,745 --> 00:58:52,976
Locul asta-i o bomba moderna.

856
00:58:53,905 --> 00:58:55,543
Torrente, unde-i castigul meu?

857
00:58:55,745 --> 00:58:59,021
Mai avem 12 000.
Nu mai faci nimic cu ei.

858
00:58:59,265 --> 00:59:00,459
Am eu grija.

859
00:59:00,865 --> 00:59:02,696
Inca unul, draga.

860
00:59:03,865 --> 00:59:05,583
Puicile astea ma excita.

861
00:59:05,785 --> 00:59:08,060
- Barmanitele?
- Nu, gravidele.

862
00:59:09,505 --> 00:59:12,178
Cred ca din cauza
c-au fost sigur futute.

863
00:59:12,745 --> 00:59:15,305
Si-a desfacut picioarele si

864
00:59:15,505 --> 00:59:18,258
i-a infipt-o. Si si-a dat si drumul in ea.

865
00:59:18,625 --> 00:59:21,219
Cum altfel s-o fi ciocanit?

866
00:59:22,225 --> 00:59:24,819
Ma excita ca dracu'.

867
00:59:25,025 --> 00:59:27,744
Torrente, hai acolo.

868
00:59:30,145 --> 00:59:33,342
Pustoaicelor astea le place-n cur.

869
00:59:33,545 --> 00:59:35,024
Asa de tinere?

870
00:59:35,225 --> 00:59:37,534
- Nu cred sa aiba mai mult de 13.
- Sau 14.

871
00:59:37,745 --> 00:59:41,055
Esti dobitoc.
De cand le vine primul ciclu,

872
00:59:41,265 --> 00:59:43,062
sunt gata.

873
00:59:43,265 --> 00:59:46,735
Ma duc s-o sun pe mama.
Cred ca-i ingrijorata.

874
00:59:46,945 --> 00:59:48,697
Du-te, baietelul mamii.

875
00:59:49,785 --> 00:59:51,582
Uite ce s-a intamplat.

876
00:59:52,025 --> 00:59:55,700
Suntem pe urmele unor traficanti de droguri,
cu ramificatii internationale.

877
00:59:55,985 --> 00:59:59,864
Asteapta un transport de heroina pura

878
01:00:00,345 --> 01:00:02,620
Am fost in laboratorul lor,
la cartierul general.

879
01:00:02,825 --> 01:00:04,497
Stim cand va fi transportul,

880
01:00:04,705 --> 01:00:07,094
dar nu stim unde.

881
01:00:07,305 --> 01:00:09,216
Trebuie sa aflam.

882
01:00:09,425 --> 01:00:10,938
Poftim whisky-ul.

883
01:00:11,385 --> 01:00:12,784
- Pasarica!
- Boule!

884
01:00:13,025 --> 01:00:14,583
Ooh! I-auzi!

885
01:00:15,105 --> 01:00:16,663
Vesti bune!

886
01:00:16,865 --> 01:00:18,935
Tatal tau s-a intors acasa.

887
01:00:19,145 --> 01:00:20,942
Da, sigur, dar...

888
01:00:21,185 --> 01:00:23,904
acum ne concentram
asupra planului de bataie

889
01:00:24,265 --> 01:00:25,141
Domnule,

890
01:00:25,345 --> 01:00:27,176
Pot sa bag un microfon.

891
01:00:27,625 --> 01:00:30,139
Un microfon sau o persoana.

892
01:00:30,545 --> 01:00:32,376
Asta-i pentru 007.

893
01:00:32,585 --> 01:00:35,622
Da! Legam un mobil la microfon

894
01:00:35,865 --> 01:00:37,264
si ascultam totul.

895
01:00:37,465 --> 01:00:39,137
Si uite asa aflam.

896
01:00:39,705 --> 01:00:43,254
Perfect! Asta-i planul.
Maine-i ziua cea mare!

897
01:00:43,465 --> 01:00:44,864
Suntem beton!

898
01:00:46,105 --> 01:00:49,097
Whisky-ul e plin cu vitamine.

899
01:00:49,945 --> 01:00:52,334
Prietenii tai s-au alimentat.

900
01:00:52,545 --> 01:00:54,536
Seara buna, Torrente si compania.

901
01:00:54,745 --> 01:00:56,815
- Carlitos
- Pot sa ma asez?

902
01:00:57,065 --> 01:00:58,737
Numai daca ajungi.

903
01:01:00,505 --> 01:01:03,178
Ce meci ai pierdut!

904
01:01:03,385 --> 01:01:06,058
Atletico - Real Madrid. 4-1.

905
01:01:06,305 --> 01:01:08,739
Beton. Da-mi fularul

906
01:01:10,145 --> 01:01:11,260
Mi-as da viata....

907
01:01:11,465 --> 01:01:12,693
pentru Atletico.

908
01:01:13,465 --> 01:01:14,693
Sunteti baftosi.

909
01:01:14,905 --> 01:01:17,977
Nimic nu-i mai bine
decat sa lucrezi cu Torrente.

910
01:01:18,185 --> 01:01:19,334
Tipul asta

911
01:01:19,545 --> 01:01:21,422
e numarul 1!

912
01:01:21,905 --> 01:01:24,499
Luati niste bilete de loterie

913
01:01:24,745 --> 01:01:28,260
pentru tine, pentru toti.

914
01:01:28,465 --> 01:01:30,933
Bravo Carlitos! Du-te inapoi.

915
01:01:31,145 --> 01:01:35,184
Inca stau cu ochii in patru.

916
01:01:35,385 --> 01:01:36,261
Sigur, sigur.

917
01:01:36,465 --> 01:01:37,375
Pazeste-ti curul!

918
01:01:38,385 --> 01:01:39,261
Torrente,

919
01:01:39,545 --> 01:01:42,855
- Biletul asta-i vechi de 2 zile.
- Da, piticul asta-i un talhar

920
01:01:43,065 --> 01:01:46,182
si e si orb pe deasupra.
Mai bem un rand?

921
01:01:46,825 --> 01:01:48,861
Hai sa mergem la "Danch". Au o muzica

922
01:01:49,065 --> 01:01:50,464
- beton.
- "Danch"?

923
01:01:51,305 --> 01:01:53,500
Poate ne-or lasa sa intram
daca suntem cu tine.

924
01:01:53,705 --> 01:01:57,584
V-as putea baga si-n
Palatul Regal. No problem!

925
01:02:39,705 --> 01:02:42,139
Ba baiatule, ia de aici
niste muzica adevarata!

926
01:02:42,345 --> 01:02:44,734
N-ai voie sa stai aici!
Si ce-i cacatul asta?

927
01:02:44,945 --> 01:02:46,697
Pleaca dracului, si lasa-ma-n pace!

928
01:02:46,905 --> 01:02:49,021
Sa nu vorbesti asa de "El Fary"!

929
01:02:49,345 --> 01:02:50,255
Ia de aici!

930
01:03:03,385 --> 01:03:05,660
"Vaya torito, hay torito guapo"

931
01:03:06,065 --> 01:03:07,578
"tiene botines"

932
01:03:08,265 --> 01:03:09,618
Pleaca de-aici, nenorocitule!

933
01:03:18,625 --> 01:03:19,580
Viva El Fary!

934
01:03:19,825 --> 01:03:20,860
Torrente!

935
01:03:28,905 --> 01:03:31,578
Norocul lor ca n-aveam chef sa ma bat

936
01:03:31,985 --> 01:03:33,703
M-ai vazut cand l-am pocnit?

937
01:03:37,225 --> 01:03:40,934
Hai la un bar
cu putori.

938
01:03:41,785 --> 01:03:45,380
'm-pare rau, da' nu mai stau.

939
01:03:45,585 --> 01:03:48,577
- Maine-s la munca.
- Si eu.

940
01:03:48,785 --> 01:03:51,857
La munca! Puneti Spania in miscare!
Multa muie!

941
01:03:52,065 --> 01:03:53,180
Hai, Rafi!

942
01:03:53,665 --> 01:03:56,816
Si eu am de munca maine.

943
01:03:57,265 --> 01:04:00,814
Maine trebuie sa punem
planul in aplicare. Hai acasa.

944
01:04:01,065 --> 01:04:04,262
Tai-o cu amicii tai.
Poate se pierd.

945
01:04:05,025 --> 01:04:07,778
- Hai, Torrente.
- Lasa-ma, sterge-o!

946
01:04:08,025 --> 01:04:09,697
Ne vedem maine.

947
01:04:14,225 --> 01:04:15,180
Copii!

948
01:04:34,265 --> 01:04:37,894
Real Madrid, Campionii!
N-am avut bafta.

949
01:04:38,105 --> 01:04:40,778
Un 4 - 1 de tot cacatul.

950
01:04:53,305 --> 01:04:54,181
Mai da-mi unul.

951
01:04:54,425 --> 01:04:57,064
Nu mai bea, Torrente.

952
01:04:57,505 --> 01:04:59,621
Haide, ultimul.

953
01:04:59,825 --> 01:05:02,180
Nu mai. Du-te acasa.

954
01:05:02,385 --> 01:05:04,615
- Bea si tu unul cu mine.
- Nu.

955
01:05:04,825 --> 01:05:08,135
- Suntem prieteni, sau nu?
- Sunt prietenul tau.

956
01:05:09,625 --> 01:05:12,776
- Da-i prea mult.
- Luisito, las-o moarta.

957
01:05:13,065 --> 01:05:14,020
Mai da-mi unul.

958
01:05:14,945 --> 01:05:16,458
- Nu!
- Luisito!

959
01:05:34,232 --> 01:05:36,143
Uite al dracu', te-ai intors!

960
01:05:37,032 --> 01:05:39,023
- Cum te simti?
- Noroc, baiete.

961
01:05:39,312 --> 01:05:41,826
Ia uite. Nu-s misto?

962
01:05:42,472 --> 01:05:45,111
Mda, nu-i rau.

963
01:05:45,432 --> 01:05:47,263
Mai fa cateva, sa le vindem.

964
01:05:47,752 --> 01:05:50,107
Nu, sunt ale mele.

965
01:05:50,312 --> 01:05:51,984
Bicicletele mele.

966
01:05:53,272 --> 01:05:56,867
Te-ai senilizat.
Azi nu muncesti?

967
01:05:57,712 --> 01:06:01,705
Nu. Vreau sa fac toata ziua biciclete

968
01:06:03,032 --> 01:06:05,262
OK. Pentru c-ai fost bolnav.

969
01:06:06,032 --> 01:06:07,067
Bolnav pe dracu' !

970
01:06:08,592 --> 01:06:09,820
Mai stai un pic.

971
01:06:12,392 --> 01:06:14,348
Ce dracu faci, idiotule?

972
01:06:15,552 --> 01:06:17,543
De cand am luat chestia aia

973
01:06:17,912 --> 01:06:19,823
stau mai bine cu echilibrul.

974
01:06:20,632 --> 01:06:23,908
Pot pasi, si ma simt mai bine.

975
01:06:24,152 --> 01:06:26,950
Te vad vecinii!
Stai jos!

976
01:06:27,632 --> 01:06:30,465
Daca asistentul social
te vede asa, am belit-o.

977
01:06:30,672 --> 01:06:34,551
Si pe urma ce dracu' facem cu banii?
Sa nu te mai ridici.

978
01:06:37,232 --> 01:06:38,824
- Tata!
- Ce?

979
01:06:39,152 --> 01:06:42,701
Cred c-as putea sa vand bicicletele.

980
01:06:42,912 --> 01:06:45,301
Mai fa cateva.

981
01:06:47,472 --> 01:06:49,542
Du-te-n pizda ma-tii!

982
01:06:58,552 --> 01:06:59,541
Alo!

983
01:07:00,632 --> 01:07:01,826
E cineva aici?

984
01:07:03,112 --> 01:07:05,148
Suntem cu totii.

985
01:07:05,712 --> 01:07:07,304
Totu-i OK, baieti?

986
01:07:07,512 --> 01:07:10,788
Beton! Sunetul e cam de cacat
dar se remediaza.

987
01:07:11,032 --> 01:07:14,149
- N-ai gasit ceva mai mare?
- Asta-i ultimul model.

988
01:07:14,392 --> 01:07:16,462
Oricum , il acopera tricoul.

989
01:07:16,712 --> 01:07:20,022
Planul este sa mergi la restaurant

990
01:07:20,232 --> 01:07:23,304
si sa intrebi de sef.
Zici ca vii din partea

991
01:07:23,512 --> 01:07:26,504
lui Farrelli sa stabilesti
detaliile operatiunii

992
01:07:26,712 --> 01:07:29,226
Deci ii dau lui Farelli niste detalii.

993
01:07:29,432 --> 01:07:32,344
Nu, nu. Tu le aprobi.

994
01:07:32,552 --> 01:07:34,110
Si vii din partea lui Farrelli.

995
01:07:34,312 --> 01:07:36,064
Deci eu aprob detaliile.

996
01:07:36,432 --> 01:07:40,471
Si nu uita sa afli unde-i transportul.

997
01:07:40,832 --> 01:07:42,470
Am inteles, deci ma duc acolo...

998
01:07:42,672 --> 01:07:44,628
Sa apesi pe buton. Sa nu uiti.

999
01:07:44,832 --> 01:07:48,871
...apas pe buton si zic
ca-s din partea lui... Manilli?

1000
01:07:49,232 --> 01:07:50,984
Farrelli! Farrelli!

1001
01:07:51,192 --> 01:07:52,386
Sa aprobi detaliile.

1002
01:07:52,632 --> 01:07:55,988
Farrelli vrea sa stie unde-s detaliile.

1003
01:07:56,192 --> 01:08:00,105
Locul transportului. Da.
Alte intrebari?

1004
01:08:00,312 --> 01:08:03,110
- Nu.
- Vrei sa ma duc eu?

1005
01:08:03,352 --> 01:08:04,068
Stiu si eu....

1006
01:08:04,272 --> 01:08:08,151
Stiu sa reactionez in caz de pericol.
Demonstratie.

1007
01:08:10,432 --> 01:08:12,627
- Ce dracu' ai mai facut?
- Malaguita!

1008
01:08:16,552 --> 01:08:17,871
Trupul lui Christos.

1009
01:08:19,552 --> 01:08:20,985
Trupul lui Christos.

1010
01:08:27,512 --> 01:08:29,025
- Da.
- Mendoza.

1011
01:08:29,232 --> 01:08:32,304
Sunt Francezul.
Asteptam dispozitii.

1012
01:08:32,672 --> 01:08:36,870
La noapte la depozitul vechi.

1013
01:08:37,112 --> 01:08:38,625
- Este totul pregatit?
- Da.

1014
01:08:38,832 --> 01:08:40,311
Ati aflat ceva de intrusii aia?

1015
01:08:40,512 --> 01:08:41,661
Nu inca domnule.

1016
01:08:41,872 --> 01:08:45,990
Maxima precautie.
Sa fie toti pregatiti. OK?

1017
01:08:46,192 --> 01:08:48,865
- Vor fi.
- Bineinteles.

1018
01:08:49,272 --> 01:08:52,344
N-o sa-mi strice mie
niste nenorociti afacerile.

1019
01:08:55,752 --> 01:08:56,980
Trupul lui Christos.

1020
01:08:59,632 --> 01:09:01,588
- Poti sa-i dai drumul.
- Multumesc.

1021
01:09:02,232 --> 01:09:03,062
Bafta, baiete!

1022
01:09:04,192 --> 01:09:06,911
N-am inteles un lucru...

1023
01:09:07,272 --> 01:09:10,708
De ce avea nevoie de microfon?
Putea sa ne spuna la intoarcere.

1024
01:09:10,952 --> 01:09:13,466
E mai bine sa ai informatii la prima mana.

1025
01:09:13,672 --> 01:09:15,947
Si apoi, cine spune
ca se mai intoarce?

1026
01:09:17,792 --> 01:09:19,066
Intra, baiete.

1027
01:09:22,832 --> 01:09:23,901
Buna ziua.

1028
01:09:26,592 --> 01:09:28,150
Intra.

1029
01:09:34,032 --> 01:09:35,511
Tu esti din partea lui Farrelli.

1030
01:09:35,992 --> 01:09:38,665
Da, sunt unul din oamenii lui Farrelli,
si m-a trimis

1031
01:09:38,912 --> 01:09:42,427
sa aflu unde se face schimbul. Al drogurilor

1032
01:09:43,072 --> 01:09:44,869
Ia niste bomboane.

1033
01:09:45,752 --> 01:09:46,662
Multumesc.

1034
01:09:47,992 --> 01:09:49,141
Aseaza-te.

1035
01:09:50,032 --> 01:09:52,910
Pot lua doua? Mama zice
ca zaharul face bine la creier.

1036
01:09:53,192 --> 01:09:54,784
Toneti asta-i cam tont, nu?.

1037
01:09:55,032 --> 01:09:57,500
Bineinteles!
Un baiat care asculta

1038
01:09:57,712 --> 01:10:00,351
de mama lui, nu va avea probleme

1039
01:10:01,952 --> 01:10:04,671
Lucrezi de mult cu Farrelli?

1040
01:10:04,992 --> 01:10:08,143
Da, vezi, Manilli ,adica Farrelli

1041
01:10:08,352 --> 01:10:09,705
ma verifica.

1042
01:10:10,232 --> 01:10:12,746
Din vara imi da bursa.

1043
01:10:12,952 --> 01:10:13,702
Bravo.

1044
01:10:13,912 --> 01:10:16,904
Si cum e Farrelli?

1045
01:10:17,592 --> 01:10:20,026
Mai sta in Segovia?

1046
01:10:20,552 --> 01:10:22,304
Indopandu-se cu porcarii?

1047
01:10:23,512 --> 01:10:25,468
Da, s-a umflat la fata.

1048
01:10:25,672 --> 01:10:27,264
Da? Nemaipomenit.

1049
01:10:27,552 --> 01:10:31,340
V-am spus ca
n-o sa ajunga niciodata vegetarian.

1050
01:10:31,832 --> 01:10:33,663
Filament, sunetul e da cacat!

1051
01:10:34,872 --> 01:10:35,987
Ce-i aia?

1052
01:10:37,112 --> 01:10:39,148
Ca sa ascult meciul.

1053
01:10:39,432 --> 01:10:40,831
O sa-ti scot ochii.

1054
01:10:41,032 --> 01:10:42,021
Torrente m-a trimis.

1055
01:10:42,232 --> 01:10:43,142
E un vierme.

1056
01:10:43,392 --> 01:10:44,268
Hai, mai scoate.

1057
01:10:44,472 --> 01:10:45,951
Unde sta?

1058
01:10:46,152 --> 01:10:49,747
E prietenul lui Rafi si
e cuplat cu verisoara-sa

1059
01:10:49,952 --> 01:10:50,589
Nenorocitul dracului!

1060
01:10:50,792 --> 01:10:51,588
Sunt prea tanar...

1061
01:10:51,792 --> 01:10:52,668
sa mor.

1062
01:10:57,512 --> 01:10:58,149
Opriti-l!

1063
01:11:02,512 --> 01:11:04,150
Toneti! La dracu'!

1064
01:11:04,352 --> 01:11:06,263
- Toneti!
- Ce s-a intamplat?

1065
01:11:12,032 --> 01:11:14,785
Scapati de el!
Sa nu ramana nici o urma!

1066
01:11:15,192 --> 01:11:17,467
E mort! A murit!

1067
01:11:17,672 --> 01:11:18,343
La dracu', Torrente!

1068
01:11:19,472 --> 01:11:21,224
Ce nenorocire!

1069
01:11:21,432 --> 01:11:24,868
Nu mai faceti pe inocentii.
Stiati ce se poate intampla.

1070
01:11:25,072 --> 01:11:26,346
Asta nu e "Bambi"!

1071
01:11:26,552 --> 01:11:29,544
Dar era prietenul nostru.

1072
01:11:29,792 --> 01:11:32,704
Era prea moale.
Ai vazut ce repede mi-a dat numele.....

1073
01:11:32,912 --> 01:11:34,231
L-ar fi torturat.

1074
01:11:34,432 --> 01:11:36,707
Sa-l tortureze? Si?

1075
01:11:36,912 --> 01:11:40,791
Am fost in desert, cu Africa Korps

1076
01:11:40,992 --> 01:11:44,428
Era asa cald, de prajeam oua pe jeep-uri.

1077
01:11:44,752 --> 01:11:46,549
Scorpionii ne piscau de coaie.

1078
01:11:46,792 --> 01:11:50,262
Si aveam tifos si holera.

1079
01:11:50,872 --> 01:11:54,262
Si arabii, care-s ca francezii,
doar ca-s mai imputiti,

1080
01:11:54,472 --> 01:11:57,145
ne vanau ca pe caini.

1081
01:11:57,352 --> 01:12:01,140
Si pentru ce toate astea?
Pentru ca n-am vrut sa tradam un camarad

1082
01:12:01,872 --> 01:12:03,544
Dar aveam rezistenta.

1083
01:12:04,592 --> 01:12:06,742
Dar aveam rezistenta, baieti.

1084
01:12:08,152 --> 01:12:10,029
T-t-Toneti era slab.

1085
01:12:10,352 --> 01:12:12,229
- Da, era moale.
- Moale, intradevar.

1086
01:12:12,832 --> 01:12:15,346
Asta sa fi fost
Jose Luis Torrente?

1087
01:12:16,392 --> 01:12:18,701
Il cunoasteti?

1088
01:12:19,672 --> 01:12:22,823
Nu mi s-a parut important
dar azi-dimineata

1089
01:12:23,072 --> 01:12:24,505
am gasit asta.

1090
01:12:24,992 --> 01:12:27,426
Rodrigo, imbecilule!

1091
01:12:27,632 --> 01:12:30,669
- Cine l-a angajat pe asta?
- Este nepotul lui Mendoza.

1092
01:12:33,792 --> 01:12:36,590
Esti dobitoc? Nu stii sa citesti?

1093
01:12:36,792 --> 01:12:37,781
Arata expirata...

1094
01:12:37,992 --> 01:12:40,381
Un gabor s-a bagat
iar noua nu ne pasa!

1095
01:12:40,592 --> 01:12:41,820
Sa-l chem pe Padilla?

1096
01:12:42,472 --> 01:12:43,905
Da, trebuie sa-si merite banii.

1097
01:12:44,632 --> 01:12:46,304
Dobitocule!

1098
01:12:46,912 --> 01:12:47,662
Boule!

1099
01:12:52,392 --> 01:12:53,825
Cu comisarul Padilla!

1100
01:12:58,672 --> 01:13:01,903
Astia sunt cei mai buni !
Indurain!

1101
01:13:02,712 --> 01:13:03,588
Tot inainte!

1102
01:13:04,712 --> 01:13:06,111
Nu misca nimeni!

1103
01:13:11,192 --> 01:13:12,386
La podea!

1104
01:13:17,112 --> 01:13:19,228
Verifica.

1105
01:13:28,072 --> 01:13:29,710
- Unde este?
- Cine?

1106
01:13:29,912 --> 01:13:33,791
Urat din partea ta c-ai stricat-o.

1107
01:13:35,072 --> 01:13:35,822
Unde-i?

1108
01:13:36,032 --> 01:13:39,104
Mi-a luat toata ziua sa le fac.

1109
01:13:39,312 --> 01:13:42,668
La dracu'. De unde au mai aparut si astia?

1110
01:13:43,512 --> 01:13:44,661
Nu mai e nimeni aici.

1111
01:13:45,512 --> 01:13:47,901
- Ce facem?
- Intinde-l.

1112
01:13:50,672 --> 01:13:53,061
Iubitule, sunt Amparin.

1113
01:14:01,232 --> 01:14:03,268
Nici un sunet! Ai inteles?

1114
01:14:04,912 --> 01:14:05,947
Da.

1115
01:14:06,432 --> 01:14:07,421
Cine esti?

1116
01:14:08,272 --> 01:14:09,500
O vecina.

1117
01:14:10,152 --> 01:14:12,347
Ai venit sa imprumuti niste zahar?

1118
01:14:13,472 --> 01:14:15,224
Nu, sa iau o tigaie.

1119
01:14:15,512 --> 01:14:17,946
Cineva o sa moara pentru o tigaie.

1120
01:14:18,392 --> 01:14:21,748
Sa moara?
N-am nici cea mai vaga idee ce se intampla

1121
01:14:22,592 --> 01:14:23,991
Voi face ceea ce vreti.

1122
01:14:24,272 --> 01:14:26,388
Ce stii de Torrente?

1123
01:14:27,752 --> 01:14:28,662
Nimic.

1124
01:14:30,752 --> 01:14:33,061
E prietenul varului meu, Rafi.

1125
01:14:34,032 --> 01:14:35,988
Nu era Torrente
cuplat cu verisoara?

1126
01:14:36,192 --> 01:14:37,147
Ba da.

1127
01:14:37,472 --> 01:14:38,905
Nu-s cuplata cu nimeni.

1128
01:14:39,112 --> 01:14:40,227
Si sigur, nu cu el!

1129
01:14:40,432 --> 01:14:43,424
- Puteti sa-l omorati, din partea mea.
- Vei veni cu noi.

1130
01:14:43,632 --> 01:14:44,428
Da!

1131
01:14:44,632 --> 01:14:47,271
Vrem sa scapam de tensiunea corporala.

1132
01:14:47,512 --> 01:14:49,901
Si tu ai buze misto.

1133
01:14:52,312 --> 01:14:55,110
Daca vrei, ti-o sug .

1134
01:14:55,512 --> 01:14:57,309
Asta ne va detensiona.

1135
01:14:58,032 --> 01:15:00,182
S-o facem aici.

1136
01:15:00,752 --> 01:15:02,549
Hai, scoateti pulile!

1137
01:15:02,832 --> 01:15:05,062
Potoleste-te! O sa ai de treaba.

1138
01:15:06,632 --> 01:15:08,304
Pardon!

1139
01:15:08,592 --> 01:15:11,584
Daca ea vrea sa suga, pot

1140
01:15:11,792 --> 01:15:13,828
sa am si eu parte?

1141
01:15:14,552 --> 01:15:16,270
Sterge-te pe bot, tataie

1142
01:15:16,672 --> 01:15:17,946
si baga-ti sula inapoi.

1143
01:15:18,232 --> 01:15:20,223
Te dai mare,

1144
01:15:20,952 --> 01:15:22,510
dar nu esti decat un poponar!

1145
01:15:25,192 --> 01:15:27,865
Ma faci pe mine poponar?

1146
01:15:28,112 --> 01:15:28,862
What?

1147
01:15:29,272 --> 01:15:30,671
Lasa-l in pace!

1148
01:15:30,872 --> 01:15:32,021
Nu da in ea!

1149
01:15:32,232 --> 01:15:33,711
Da in mine!

1150
01:15:34,192 --> 01:15:35,420
Da in mine!

1151
01:15:35,952 --> 01:15:39,103
Da-te mare in fata prietenilor!

1152
01:15:39,952 --> 01:15:42,147
Scoate pistolul si trage!

1153
01:15:42,352 --> 01:15:44,183
Daca nu este de jucarie!

1154
01:15:46,232 --> 01:15:49,190
Ce-ai crezut,
c-o sa-ti cad in genunchi

1155
01:15:49,392 --> 01:15:51,781
Ca gagica, si-o sa cersesc indurare?

1156
01:15:51,992 --> 01:15:53,471
Ce tare-i mosu'!

1157
01:15:53,952 --> 01:15:55,305
Bunicul este un campion!

1158
01:15:55,512 --> 01:15:56,991
Te simti campion?

1159
01:15:57,232 --> 01:15:58,267
Bunicule, vrei bataie?

1160
01:15:58,512 --> 01:16:00,503
Hai!

1161
01:16:01,272 --> 01:16:03,627
Fii dur!

1162
01:16:03,912 --> 01:16:04,708
Ei, tataie?

1163
01:16:04,912 --> 01:16:06,106
Tataie, cu grija!

1164
01:16:06,632 --> 01:16:08,270
Ow! Ma ranesti!

1165
01:16:08,672 --> 01:16:09,422
Wow!

1166
01:16:09,632 --> 01:16:11,623
M-am inselat in privinta voastra

1167
01:16:11,952 --> 01:16:14,102
Am crezut ca sunteti
doar niste cretini

1168
01:16:14,672 --> 01:16:17,903
dar voi sunteti trei pui de curve!

1169
01:16:18,112 --> 01:16:20,023
- Ai grija.
- Il omor.

1170
01:16:21,072 --> 01:16:23,063
Lasa-l in pace ca-i speriat.

1171
01:16:25,912 --> 01:16:27,391
Speriat?

1172
01:16:29,712 --> 01:16:31,828
De voi?

1173
01:17:01,672 --> 01:17:02,787
Ia-o pe fata.

1174
01:17:20,272 --> 01:17:22,945
E cumplit ce s-a intamplat
cu tatal tau.

1175
01:17:23,152 --> 01:17:26,588
Oamenii aia trei, au rapit-o
si pe biata mea nepoata.

1176
01:17:26,792 --> 01:17:29,101
- Pui de curva!
- Au lasat asta.

1177
01:17:33,592 --> 01:17:36,823
Nu te baga, scursura, sau tipa va muri
Francezul

1178
01:17:37,992 --> 01:17:38,902
Scursura?

1179
01:17:39,672 --> 01:17:42,391
Biata mea nepoata, rapita.
E o sfanta.

1180
01:17:42,632 --> 01:17:44,190
Tinea mult la tine.

1181
01:17:44,392 --> 01:17:45,871
Tinea la mine?

1182
01:17:46,112 --> 01:17:48,103
Spunea ca esti atractiv.

1183
01:17:50,272 --> 01:17:52,388
Torrente! Uite pe cine am gasit.

1184
01:17:53,912 --> 01:17:54,901
Ea!

1185
01:17:55,472 --> 01:17:57,144
Orezara? Ti-amintesti?

1186
01:17:57,632 --> 01:17:59,304
- De la restaurant.
- Da.

1187
01:17:59,712 --> 01:18:02,226
Oamenii Francezului sunt foarte rai.

1188
01:18:02,432 --> 01:18:06,141
L-au omorat pe tatal tau
si pe prietenul meu, Wang.

1189
01:18:06,392 --> 01:18:10,305
Vreau sa-l razbun pe Wang.
Iti voi spune tot ce stiu.

1190
01:18:10,752 --> 01:18:12,265
Transportul?

1191
01:18:12,472 --> 01:18:14,827
La noapte, la vechiul depozit.

1192
01:18:15,112 --> 01:18:16,864
- Poate fi o capcana!
- Nu!

1193
01:18:17,152 --> 01:18:19,905
Vin si eu.
Daca este o capcana, voi muri.

1194
01:18:20,392 --> 01:18:22,952
- In numele lui tata!
- Da!

1195
01:18:23,272 --> 01:18:24,910
- Pentru Toneti!
- Pentru Wang!

1196
01:18:25,672 --> 01:18:26,787
Si pentru vara-mea!

1197
01:18:28,712 --> 01:18:30,065
- Hai copii.
- Urca in fata!

1198
01:18:30,272 --> 01:18:31,990
- Eu vin cu scuterul.
- Du-te unde vrei!

1199
01:18:32,192 --> 01:18:33,511
Vin si eu!

1200
01:18:52,312 --> 01:18:55,907
A venit clipa dreptatii.
Poftim.

1201
01:18:56,152 --> 01:18:57,380
Ia asta.

1202
01:18:57,672 --> 01:18:58,582
Mama, multumesc!

1203
01:18:58,792 --> 01:18:59,827
Pe aici se intra.

1204
01:19:00,032 --> 01:19:03,468
Prin spate.
Atentie la garzi.

1205
01:19:03,672 --> 01:19:05,867
Stai aici. Urmareste masinile.

1206
01:19:06,072 --> 01:19:07,471
- Dar....
- Torrente.

1207
01:19:07,672 --> 01:19:09,424
- Poate...
- Nici un poate!

1208
01:19:09,672 --> 01:19:11,867
Aici n-au ce cauta femeile.

1209
01:19:33,632 --> 01:19:36,669
Orezara avea dreptate. Garzi.

1210
01:19:37,232 --> 01:19:39,223
Poate asta ajuta.

1211
01:19:39,712 --> 01:19:40,588
Ce-i asta?

1212
01:19:40,792 --> 01:19:43,226
O arma mortala, numita
"Sun-yu".

1213
01:19:43,432 --> 01:19:46,265
- Poftim?
- Sun-yu, stea Ninja .

1214
01:19:46,792 --> 01:19:49,704
Da-i drumul. Demonstratie!

1215
01:19:56,192 --> 01:19:58,069
Esti tare! Doi cacati mai putin.

1216
01:19:58,472 --> 01:19:59,791
Ia-le armele!

1217
01:20:17,312 --> 01:20:18,586
Sa mergem!

1218
01:20:22,592 --> 01:20:23,342
Vin!

1219
01:20:24,872 --> 01:20:26,908
- Cine esti?
- Politia.

1220
01:20:28,112 --> 01:20:31,502
Cateva intrebari de rutina.

1221
01:20:32,392 --> 01:20:33,268
Vaza mea!

1222
01:20:33,472 --> 01:20:34,507
Aproape ca m-ai stropit!

1223
01:20:34,752 --> 01:20:35,867
Ce deranj!

1224
01:20:36,072 --> 01:20:36,948
Tu ai lasat-o acolo.

1225
01:20:37,152 --> 01:20:38,870
Dar de caz se ocupa

1226
01:20:39,072 --> 01:20:41,586
logodnicul nepoatei mele,

1227
01:20:41,792 --> 01:20:42,907
Superintendentul Torrente.

1228
01:20:43,512 --> 01:20:44,262
Torrente?

1229
01:20:44,472 --> 01:20:45,222
Da.

1230
01:20:45,592 --> 01:20:46,627
Jose Luis Torrente?

1231
01:20:46,832 --> 01:20:47,503
Il cunosti ?

1232
01:20:47,712 --> 01:20:49,031
E un ciudat!

1233
01:20:49,352 --> 01:20:51,343
Ti-a zis ca lucreaza in politie?

1234
01:20:51,552 --> 01:20:52,587
Dar ce spui?

1235
01:20:52,872 --> 01:20:56,501
A fost expulzat cu ani in urma.
E nebun.

1236
01:20:58,192 --> 01:21:00,148
Ramirez! Lasa maruntisul in pace!

1237
01:21:01,472 --> 01:21:03,622
- Pot fi probe.
- Probe?

1238
01:21:23,752 --> 01:21:25,265
Amparo!

1239
01:21:25,712 --> 01:21:29,307
Uite ce-au pus-o sa faca!

1240
01:21:40,752 --> 01:21:43,266
Nu cred c-au trebuit sa fie
foarte convingatori.

1241
01:21:50,872 --> 01:21:52,351
Trebuie ca-i seful.

1242
01:21:52,792 --> 01:21:53,588
Cu grija!

1243
01:22:07,032 --> 01:22:07,942
Domnule.

1244
01:22:08,232 --> 01:22:10,621
Nu ti-ai facut treaba cum trebuie.

1245
01:22:11,592 --> 01:22:13,867
Am adus chiar eu banii.

1246
01:22:14,312 --> 01:22:16,780
pentru ca tu m-ai adus la limita.

1247
01:22:17,032 --> 01:22:17,782
Banii!

1248
01:22:17,992 --> 01:22:18,981
Totul e sub control.

1249
01:22:19,352 --> 01:22:20,341
Control?

1250
01:22:21,552 --> 01:22:22,826
Ea ce cauta aici?

1251
01:22:23,792 --> 01:22:25,703
Asta nu-i petrecere.

1252
01:22:27,312 --> 01:22:29,462
Farrelli trebuie sa soseasca.

1253
01:22:30,552 --> 01:22:33,020
Ocupati pozitiile! Repede!

1254
01:22:40,392 --> 01:22:42,030
Ne trebuie diplomatul.

1255
01:22:43,512 --> 01:22:45,821
Ca sa le incurcam operatiunea.

1256
01:22:46,072 --> 01:22:47,585
Nu-i arestam?

1257
01:22:48,472 --> 01:22:51,703
- Si asta.
- Uite ce a adus Filament.

1258
01:22:52,552 --> 01:22:54,861
- Ce-i asta?
- O bomba telecomandata.

1259
01:22:55,072 --> 01:22:57,540
Ne-ar putea fi utila.

1260
01:22:57,752 --> 01:22:59,663
Beton! Ati vazut masina de afara?

1261
01:23:01,872 --> 01:23:03,066
Acolo sa o pui.

1262
01:23:03,272 --> 01:23:05,866
Asa ca atunci cand vine Farrelli
punem mana pe el

1263
01:23:06,072 --> 01:23:07,744
blocam iesirea

1264
01:23:07,952 --> 01:23:09,749
si nu-i lasam sa scape.

1265
01:23:09,992 --> 01:23:11,823
Du-te mai repede!

1266
01:23:12,032 --> 01:23:13,306
Ma duc!

1267
01:23:38,352 --> 01:23:41,424
Asta-i Farrelli? La dracu'!

1268
01:23:42,432 --> 01:23:44,343
Aruncam masinile in aer mai tarziu.

1269
01:24:12,632 --> 01:24:14,145
Carlitos! Ce-ai facut?

1270
01:24:15,272 --> 01:24:16,705
Este o capcana. S-o stergem!

1271
01:24:16,912 --> 01:24:19,187
E o ambuscada.

1272
01:24:32,352 --> 01:24:34,104
- Acum e momentul!
- Ce faci?

1273
01:24:34,472 --> 01:24:36,428
Nu miscati! Politia!

1274
01:24:38,072 --> 01:24:38,822
Politia!

1275
01:24:39,032 --> 01:24:40,590
Politia! Nu miscati!

1276
01:24:43,072 --> 01:24:44,187
Malaguita!

1277
01:24:47,152 --> 01:24:49,222
Christoase! Ce harababura!

1278
01:24:49,472 --> 01:24:51,940
E momentul sa iau diplomatul!

1279
01:24:52,232 --> 01:24:54,427
- Du-te si ia diplomatul!
- De ce eu?

1280
01:24:54,672 --> 01:24:57,425
Pentru ca tu
ai dat-o in bara cu bomba .

1281
01:24:58,392 --> 01:25:01,350
Si esti si mai greu de tintit.

1282
01:25:01,592 --> 01:25:05,426
Hai Carlitos!
Alearga! Hai odata!

1283
01:25:12,272 --> 01:25:13,261
Diplomatul!

1284
01:25:13,472 --> 01:25:14,621
Au luat diplomatul!

1285
01:25:19,272 --> 01:25:20,148
Carlitos!

1286
01:25:21,192 --> 01:25:22,989
Carlitos! Lasilor!

1287
01:25:38,672 --> 01:25:40,788
Banii! Am luat banii!

1288
01:25:41,152 --> 01:25:43,188
Valiza este a noastra! Sa mergem!

1289
01:25:43,432 --> 01:25:45,548
Nu! Malaguita
si vara-mea?

1290
01:25:45,752 --> 01:25:49,301
El e mort. Ea e o curva.
Noi avem banii.

1291
01:25:51,552 --> 01:25:53,861
- Hai!
- Lasa-ma!

1292
01:25:54,392 --> 01:25:56,906
Esti ticnit?
Avem 50 de millioane.

1293
01:25:57,432 --> 01:25:59,900
- Iti dau 10%
- Lasa-ma!

1294
01:26:00,792 --> 01:26:02,430
Atunci, sa te fut!

1295
01:26:22,112 --> 01:26:24,751
Am dat-o in bara nasol!

1296
01:26:26,952 --> 01:26:27,907
Adu fata.

1297
01:26:29,912 --> 01:26:31,709
Daca nu-mi aduceti banii,

1298
01:26:31,952 --> 01:26:34,546
nu exista loc unde sa va ascundeti.

1299
01:26:39,712 --> 01:26:42,829
Ai 10 minute.
Te astept.

1300
01:26:46,432 --> 01:26:47,467
Tu stai aici!

1301
01:27:09,192 --> 01:27:11,945
"Un revolver Llama
38 Special CGT"

1302
01:27:12,432 --> 01:27:15,071
"Made in Spain".

1303
01:27:18,392 --> 01:27:20,303
La dracu!

1304
01:27:28,592 --> 01:27:31,186
Sobolanule!

1305
01:27:33,152 --> 01:27:35,268
Vei plati pentru asta.

1306
01:27:36,472 --> 01:27:37,666
Unde sunt banii?

1307
01:27:41,032 --> 01:27:41,748
Rafi!

1308
01:27:45,472 --> 01:27:46,302
Rafi!

1309
01:28:01,752 --> 01:28:03,947
Torrente! Te-ai intors!

1310
01:28:05,312 --> 01:28:06,711
Ia-l baiete!

1311
01:28:07,152 --> 01:28:08,904
Salveaza-ti vara.

1312
01:28:09,512 --> 01:28:11,025
Du-te!

1313
01:28:18,312 --> 01:28:19,188
Amparo!

1314
01:28:27,392 --> 01:28:28,381
Amparo!

1315
01:28:29,992 --> 01:28:30,788
Nu misca!

1316
01:28:32,472 --> 01:28:33,666
O vrei pe Amparo?

1317
01:28:34,472 --> 01:28:35,666
Arunca arma!

1318
01:28:36,192 --> 01:28:37,022
Las-o acolo.

1319
01:28:43,552 --> 01:28:44,621
Bagacioaso!

1320
01:28:48,672 --> 01:28:50,469
Ia-ti adio de la viata!

1321
01:29:09,512 --> 01:29:11,867
Christoase! Zici ca-i iadul!

1322
01:29:12,192 --> 01:29:13,227
Sa mergem.

1323
01:29:19,272 --> 01:29:20,102
Torrente!

1324
01:29:21,952 --> 01:29:22,862
Torrente!

1325
01:29:24,152 --> 01:29:25,062
Esti bine?

1326
01:29:28,632 --> 01:29:29,542
Te rog,

1327
01:29:30,752 --> 01:29:34,301
Sa te asiguri ca tata va fi inmormantat
la fel cum a trait,

1328
01:29:34,552 --> 01:29:35,985
Cu demnitate.

1329
01:29:37,312 --> 01:29:39,985
Tine minte fiule, ca in viata

1330
01:29:40,272 --> 01:29:43,469
un lucru e mai important
decat sa fii politist

1331
01:29:44,512 --> 01:29:45,422
si asta este

1332
01:29:45,792 --> 01:29:47,066
sa fii SPANIOL!

1333
01:29:52,112 --> 01:29:53,101
Isi va reveni?

1334
01:30:37,872 --> 01:30:40,466
Urmarim banda asta de doi ani de zile

1335
01:30:40,672 --> 01:30:42,663
Ai rezolvat cazul !
Felicitari.

1336
01:30:43,312 --> 01:30:44,142
Multumesc.

1337
01:30:47,352 --> 01:30:48,626
O mica problema insa.

1338
01:30:49,352 --> 01:30:50,421
Unde-s banii?

1339
01:30:51,152 --> 01:30:52,062
Banii?

1340
01:30:55,952 --> 01:30:58,546
Haideti baieti!
La Torremolinos!

1341
01:30:58,992 --> 01:31:00,391
Torrente face cinste!


