Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Mrs Brown's Boys! 女士们 先生们 欢迎观看布朗夫人的儿子们
# She's Mrs Brown # 她就是布朗夫人
# That's Mrs Brown # 那就是布朗夫人
# Our Mrs Brown # 我们的布朗夫人
Hello! 哈喽
And a very happy Christmas to you. 衷心祝愿你们圣诞快乐
Or, if you're Jewish, happy Hanukkah. 如果你是犹太人的话 祝你光明节快乐
Or if you're a member of a cult... 如果你是宗教狂热分子
..the end is nigh! 恭喜你们 末日不远了
Oh, look, do you like my tree this year? 看那个 你喜欢我今年的圣诞树吗
Whoo! 喔
I know it looks odd - Buster got it in a closing-down sale. 我知道它看上去有点奇怪 Buster在一次清仓甩卖中抢到了它
It's electric, look. 它还是电动的 看
It's what I dreamed of for Christmas - 这就是圣诞节我一直想要的
a nice tree with swinging balls. 漂亮的树 挂着晃动的彩球
Oh, look at this now, a dirty nappy. Ugh. 噢 看看这个 弄脏了的尿布
You just missed Maria - she was here with the babies. 你们正好错过了Maria 她刚刚和宝宝们在这里
She dropped in. 她顺道过来
Urgh! 呃
I smell shit! 屎一样的味道
Yes, you do. 对 确实如此
Well... 好吧
I mean it, Grandad. 说真的 老伴
You smell like something that lives in a pigsty. 你闻起来就像在猪圈里
And you're like something that fell off the Welsh flag! 而你像是从威尔士旗里面出来的
Ooh! 哦
He won't wash himself. 他从来不愿意清洗自己
Safest place to hide something from him is under the soap. 要是你想藏起什么 最安全的地方就是肥皂下面
I've cleaned the house four times today already. 我今天已经把屋子里打扫了四遍了
I'm trying to keep busy, keep my mind off Rory. 我想保持忙碌 这样我就不会去想Rory的事
-Hi, Agnes. -Tea, Winnie? -Oh, yes, please. -嗨 Agnes -喝茶吗 Winnie -嗯 谢谢
Any news from the hospital? 医院那边有什么消息吗
No, and it's been four hours. 没有 但已经四小时了
I think Rory is mad. 我觉得Rory是疯了
I mean, he's a fine-looking fella. 我是说 他已经是个帅气的小伙子了
He wasn't happy with the Botox. 他对肉毒杆菌并不满意
Yeah, but plastic surgery, Agnes - that's going too far. 对 但是整容手术什么的 Agnes 这还是有点过了
I hope it's not too radical. Oh... 我希望这不会太激进
-Morning! -Good morning, Cathy. -早上好 -早上好 Cathy
Any news? Rory should be well out of surgery by now. 有什么消息吗 Rory现在应该已经完成手术了
Nothing yet. 一点消息都没有
What's that banging?! 那个砰砰响的是什么东西
There's no banging! Go back to sleep! 没有什么在砰砰响 睡你的觉吧
Oh... 噢
What's wrong with Grandad? 爷爷怎么了
Dermot and Maria took him to a movie last night, Dermot和Maria昨晚带他去看了电影
some feckin' horror thing. Now he thinks the house is haunted 某部该死的恐怖片 现在他觉得这座房子里闹鬼
by something that died and won't cross over. 某种不愿逝去的东西
You're looking in the buckin' mirror! 你只不过是看见了镜子里的自己
Ner... 不对
-Hey, Granny. -Hello, Bono. -嗨 奶奶 -哈喽 Bono
Look at you, a little fairy. 看看你 像个小仙子
-I'm an elf. -Oh, excuse me. -我是个精灵 -噢抱歉
Well, Mammy? Any news from the hospital yet? 妈妈 医院那边有什么消息吗
Nothing yet, and I'm worried. 还没有 我有点担心
There's nothing to be worried about, Mammy. 没什么好担心的 妈妈
Plastic surgery is nothing nowadays. 整容手术现在已经不算什么了
I know someone who died of.....that. 我知道有人因为那个 死掉了
Buster! Buster
-Do you want a cup of tea, love? -Nah, Mammy. -你想喝杯茶吗 亲爱的 -不了 妈妈
Just dropped in to give Grandad his Santa suit. Here, give it to him. 我只是顺道过来把圣诞套装带给爷爷 拿去给他吧
-Our Santa's Grotto opens tomorrow. -Oh. -我们的圣诞小屋明天开张 -噢
I'm on my way down to record a radio ad for it. 我正要去录一段广播广告
Radio ad? Ah, you're getting very professional. 广播广告 啊 你真是非常专业啊
-Are you doing it yourself? -Yep. -录你自己的声音吗 -对
Well,是 what does the ad say? 好吧 什么内容
Drop into Finglas's own wonderland. 欢迎来到Finglas自己的仙境
See flying fairies and holly berries. Fairy dust! 看看飞舞的小仙子和冬青浆果 来点仙尘
-Mirth is a must... -Hold, hold it, hold it. -你必将欢笑 -等等 等等
No, no, son. I'm not feeling it. 不不 儿子 这没有唤起我的感觉
You need to do the actions, you know? 你需要做动作 懂吗
You know, you can't just do that. 你知道的 你不能就只是说话
It's on the radio! 但那是广播里
Drop into Finglas's own wonderland! 欢迎来到Finglas自己的仙境
See flying fairies and holly berries. 看看飞舞的小仙子和冬青浆果
Fairy dust! Mirth is a must! 来点仙尘 欢笑永伴身边
Come be jolly among the holly. 来冬青树的环绕中 体会快乐吧
Where's Bono?! Bono去哪了
Bono? He's here, Betty. Bono 他在这儿 Betty
Dermot Brown, have you gone mad? Dermot Brown 你疯了吗
Taking him out of school to work in your grotto? 居让他逃学 到你的圣诞小屋里帮忙
Whoa-whoa! Relax, Betty - I was home-schooling him. 喔喔 别急 Betty 我在对他进行家庭教育
Forget it! 算了吧
Bono, go out to the car. Bono 到车上去
Oh... 哦
Aww. 哦
Any news on Rory yet? Rory有什么消息吗
No, and the audience thinks you're a bitch. 没有 但是观众们觉得你是个婊子
Fine. See yous later. 好 等会见
Now we've no elf! 现在我们没有小精灵了
He's just gone with the ice queen. 他只是和冰雪皇后跑了
I'd better go. We'll think of something, Buster. 我要走了 我们会想出办法的 Buster
-My God, she can blow in and blow out. -Hi! -上帝啊 她可真是来去如风 -嗨
Oh, Dino. Hello, son. Dino 哈喽 孩子
Well, he's out of surgery 他已经出了手术室
and the doctors said everything went very well. 医生说一切进行顺利
Oh, mother of God, thank God. 哦我的老天啊 感谢上苍
Now, he said he did have to push the cheekbones... 现在他说 他还必须要垫高颧骨
..higher than expected... 比预期的还要更高
-Higher than...? -Mm-hm. -更高 -嗯嗯
-..adjust the ears a bit... -What?! -稍微矫正下耳朵 -什么
..flatten the nose... 拍平鼻子
Flatten the nose? Eh? 拍平鼻子
..and plump up the chin. 还要让下巴丰满起来
-Plump up the chin? -Oh! -让下巴丰满 -哦
But, other than that, he expects a full recovery. 但是除此之外 他会完全康复的
-Oh, thank God. -Mm. -哦谢天谢地 -嗯
Rory will be out and home tonight. Rory今晚就会出院回家
Home? 回家
Dino, why don't you bring Rory back here to stay for a few days? Dino 为什么你不把Rory带到这里来住几天呢
You know, I can keep an eye on him while you're at work. 你知道 我可以在你去工作的时候照看他
Just till he gets better. That's a good idea, Mrs Brown. -知道他好起来 -那真是个好主意 布朗夫人
I think it is, yes. 我也觉得
Right, I'm going back to the hospital. 好 我会回医院
Rory's on a liquid diet for the next 24 hours, Rory在接下来的24小时只能吃流质食物
and he's dying for a grande salted-caramel mocha frappuccino with a shot. 但他超想喝一大杯加酒的咸味焦糖摩卡星冰乐
A coffee. 一杯咖啡
-Well, buckin' say "coffee"! -Oh! -简单说咖啡不就行了吗 -哦
Here, I'll go back with you, Dino - 我和你一起走 Dino
I can drop in and see Rory on my way to work. 我可以顺道看看Rory 然后再去上班
Oh, Cathy, how did your computer date go last night? Cathy 昨晚你的网上约会进行得怎么样
-It's tonight! -Oh. -是今晚 -哦
-I hope he's as handsome as his profile picture. -Ooh! -我只希望他和资料图片一样帅 -哦
-Here's Jake. -Oh, Jake? -这是Jake -哦 Jake
He is handsome. 他的确很帅
-My God, Cathy, you could be on to a winner there. -Maybe. -天呐 Cathy 这回你可能会成为人生赢家 -也许
Oh, he's a looker all right, isn't he? 哦他的确挺帅的 是不是
Yeah, he's a looker, but, knowing her luck, 对 是个帅哥 但是 以她的运气来看
Jake'll turn out to be a buckin' serial killer. Jake很有可能会是个连环杀手
-Or worse! -Yeah, married. -或者更糟 -对 已婚
We'll see. 等着看吧
Tea! 我要茶
I'm getting it. 马上好
Love is blind. 爱情是盲目的
Well, nothing like marriage to straighten out your eyesight. 没什么比婚姻更能提升我们的视力了
Well, as they say... 对 就像他们经常说的
What do they say? 他们咋说来着
They say... 他们说
Yes! 对
Just relax, relax. 放松点 放松点
We can get someone else. 反正我们总能找人来替你
Yeah, knowing her luck, Jake will turn out to be a serial killer. 对 以她的运气来看 Jake很有可能会是个连环杀手
Or worse! 或者更糟
Yeah, married. 对 已婚
You know what they say, 你知道他们常常说
just because a horse looks good doesn't make him a banjo player. 不能因为马长得好 就断定他会弹班卓琴
No, Winnie! Nobody says that! 不 Winnie 没人这么说
-Do they not? -No! -没人吗 -没有
-Here you go, Grandad. -Ah. -给你 老伴 -啊
-God, that's an odd-looking tree. -Yes. -天呐 这树看起来真奇怪 -对
Buster got it for me in a closing-down sale. Buster在清仓甩卖中买下来送给了我
Er, what was closing down? 额 清仓的是什么商店
-He didn't say. -Oh. -他没说 -哦
Here. 给你看
Oh! 哦
Very nice! 太漂亮了
Get a selfie! Get a selfie! 自拍一个 自拍一个
What will they think of next? 他们下一步还能想出什么幺蛾子
What's the coin slot for? 那个投币口是干嘛的
I don't know, but Buster said, "Never put coins in the slot." 不知道 但是Buster说 绝不要往里面投币