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好了，丽芙和麦迪随时会考完驾照回来。 Okay, Liv and Maddie will be back from their driving test any second.
准备好庆祝了吗？ Ready to celebrate?
检查它。 Check it.
♬大声唱吧！ ♪ Sing it loud!
砰!什么? ! Bam! What?!
我等不及要拿到驾照了 Ooh, I can't wait to get my license
去任何我想去的地方 and be able to go wherever I want.
（笑）在市区范围内。 ( Laughs ) Within the city limits.
在我宵禁之前。 Before my curfew.
开着一辆破面包车，闻起来像乔伊的脚。 In a beat-up minivan that smells like Joey's feet.
还是自由。 Still freedom.
Whoo-hoo ! Whoo-hoo!
自由? Freedom?
（嘲笑）失去自由试试。 ( Scoffs ) Try loss of freedom.
你能坐在副驾驶，谁还想开车 Who wants to drive when you can sit shotgun
发短信直到拇指掉下来？ and text until your thumbs fall off?
（笑）我可不这么想。 ( Chuckles ) Not me.
我为麦迪感到兴奋。有执照…… I'm stoked for Maddie. Having a license...
这意味着她可以去任何地方，做任何事情。 that means she can go anywhere and do anything.
一个负责任的青少年会做的事 That a responsible teenager would do
在得到她父亲的同意之后。 after getting approval from her father.
我从来没让她不要得到别人的认可。 Not that I've ever asked her not to get approval.
为什么我还在说话？ Why am I still talking?
（张嘴） ( Mouthing )
你为什么在我家？ Why are you in my house?
你为什么不理发？ Why haven't you gotten a haircut?
我们都有问题。 We've all got questions.
（喘气）她来了。 ( Gasps ) There she is.
-（欢呼）-恭喜你，丽芙 - ( All cheer ) - Congratulations, Liv.
我们的两个新司机之一。 One of our two new drivers.
是。别闹了。 Yes. Hold your rah-rahs.
我们中只有一个人通过了。 Only one of us passed.
总bummer-rang。 Total bummer-rang.
你下次会有收获的，孩子。 Aw, you'll get it next time, kid.
否。是我通过了考试。 No. I'm the one who passed.
（笑）有惊喜的执照！ ( Laughs ) License to surprise!
等等，如果你通过了，就说明麦迪不及格。 Wait, if you passed, that means Maddie failed.
麦迪从来没有失败过。 Maddie doesn't fail anything.
——哦!——哦! - Ooh! - Oh!
（呼喊） ( Shouts )
燃烧吧!全烧了！ Burn it! Burn it all!
（都是废话） ( All chatter )
嗯… Well...
我失败了。 I failed.
我现在知道失败者是什么感觉了。 Guess I know what it feels like to be a loser now.
你知道我在说什么，乔伊。 You know what I'm talking about, Joey.
哎哟!我把这叫做飞车… Ouch! I would call that a drive-by...
如果你有驾照的话。 if you had your license.
（模仿爆炸） ( Imitates explosion )
那么发生了什么？ So what happened?
我来告诉你发生了什么。 I will tell you what happened.
车管所歧视。 The DMV discriminates.
是的。他们只给他们的执照 Yeah. They only give their licenses
给那些能左转弯的人。 to people who can make left-hand turns.
当你想向左走时，它们确实会派上用场。 They do come in handy when you want to go left.
你为什么要故意转身 Why would you purposefully turn
在迎面而来的车流中，你可以往前走一个街区 into oncoming traffic when you can go up one block
然后转三个权？ and make three rights?
谁还需要驾照，对吧？ Who needs their license anyway, am I right?
我做!我需要我的驾照！ I do! I need my license!
别担心，麦迪。我开车送你去你想去的地方。 Don't worry, Maddie. I'll drive you anywhere you want to go.
说真的，为什么我还在说话？ Seriously, why am I still talking?
为什么我还在这里？ Why am I still here?
我要去剪头发。 I'll go get my hair cut.
（播放主题音乐） ( Theme music playing )
♪ Better in stereo
<我>♪b…b…立体声效果更好 ♪ b... b... better in stereo
- -♬我们走吧 - ♪ I'm up with the sunshine - ♪ Let's go
- ♬我系上我的高上衣 -♬哦不 - ♪ I lace up my high tops - ♪ Oh no
♪ slam dunk, ready or not ♪
> yeah，让我看看你有什么♬ ♪ yeah, show me what you got ♪
-♬我在聚光灯下- < I b>♬大喊 - ♪ I'm under the spotlight - ♪ Holler
♬我敢打赌你， 来跟随♬ ♪ I dare you, come on and follow ♪
>你跟着自己的节奏跳舞 ♪ you dance to your own beat ♪
♬我会唱出旋律 ♪ I'll sing the melody
♬当你说yes -ah-ah ♪ when you say yea-ah-ah
♬我说no-oh-oh ♪ I say no-oh-oh
♬当你说停止 ♪ when you say stop
♬我想做的一切 就是走走走♬ ♪ all I want to do is go go go ♪
♬你是你，另一半是我是我 ♪ you you, the other half of me me ♪
♪ the half I'll never be-e
♬那一半 那让我抓狂的♬ ♪ the half that drives me crazy ♪
你你， 我的另一半我♬ ♪ you you, the better half of me me ♪
♬我永远需要的那一半 ♪ the half I'll always need
♬但我们都知道 ♪ but we both know
♪ we're better in stereo.
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（电视播放） ( TV playing )
伙计们!我有激动人心的事要说。 Guys! I have something really exciting to say.
不如你暂停两个小时？ How about you pause your piehole for two hours?
我们待会再找你。 We'll get to you later.
我们都在听，丽芙。 We're all listening, Liv.
好吧。 Okay.
有一部大电影 There is a major film
今年夏天在威斯康辛州拍摄的 shooting in Wisconsin this summer,
我准备出演一个重要角色 and I'm up for a big part.
多么令人兴奋!是关于什么的？ How exciting! What's it about?
是根据一本关于太空狼的书改编的。 It's based on some book about wolves in space.
“太空狼人！” Both: "Space Werewolves!"
（尖叫）那是我最喜欢的图画小说。 ( Squeals ) That is my favorite graphic novel.
没门! No way!
他们想让我演特里斯坦。 They want me to play Tristan.
就是那个狼人特里斯坦？ As in Tristan Lycanth?
是的。 Yeah.
英雄吗? The hero?
哈哈，但特里斯坦是个男孩。 Ha ha, but Tristan's a boy.
严格来说是半男孩半狼人。 Technically half-boy, half-werewolf.
但他绝对不是女孩。 But he is definitely not a girl.
正确的。还没有。 Right. Not yet.
但是制作这部电影的人看到了我的那一集《i b> Sing it Loud!》 But the people making the movie saw my episode of Sing it Loud!
就在我梦见自己在国际空间站的地方 right where I dreamt that I was on an international space station
我唱高音拯救了地球 and I saved the earth by singing the high note
这在小行星撞击地球之前就粉碎了它。啊! that shattered the asteroid before it hit earth. Aah!
（唱高音） ( Sings high note )
（模仿爆炸） ( Imitates explosion )
我喜欢那一集。 I love that episode.
真的吗?因为我在逻辑上有点问题。 Really? 'Cause I had some logic problems with it.
但你很闪耀，亲爱的。 But you sparkled, honey.
他们非常喜欢这个角色，甚至考虑换掉特里斯坦这个角色 They liked it so much that they're considering changing the role of Tristan
爱上一个只为我的女孩。 into a girl just for me.
为了丽芙好，我必须阻止她。 I had to stop Liv for her own good.
粉丝们都疯了。 Fanboys are crazy.
我应该知道的。我就是其中之一。 I should know. I'm one of them.
（点击舌头） ( Clicks tongue )
我们说的是狼人特里斯坦。 We're talking about Tristan Lycanth.
自由之爪的守护者。 Keeper of the claw of freedom.
这个和这个匹配吗？ Does this match this?
（张嘴） ( Mouthing )
-怎么了，迪吉？-怎么了，鲁尼？ - What's up, Diggie? - What's up, Rooney?
你的头发怎么样？ 'Sup with your hair?
你没有理发 You did not get a haircut
就因为我爸让你这么做。 just because my dad told you to.
（嘲笑）不。一点也不。 ( Scoffs ) No. Not at all.
我真的需要修剪一下头发。你认为他会喜欢吗？ I totally needed a trim. Do you think he'll like it?
迪吉，你不能让他这样摆布你。 Diggie, you can't let him push you around like this.
我是说，你的头发很乱， I mean, your hair was a hot mess,
但这不是重点。 but that's not the point.
我没办法，好吗？我想让他喜欢我。 I can't help it, okay? I want him to like me.
他是你爸爸。而你和我… He's your dad. And you and me are...
不管我们是什么。 Whatever we are.
完全。无论什么。 Totally. Whatever.
嗯…你只需要找到一些东西 Um... you just need to find something
你和我爸都喜欢这一点，并因此建立了联系。 that you and my dad both like and bond over that.
是啊，好吧，太好了。让我们看看。 Oh, yeah, okay, great. Let's see.
他喜欢对我咆哮。 He likes growling at me.
你知道他还喜欢什么吗？ You know what else he likes...
烧烤。 barbecuing.
烧烤肯定胜过咆哮。 Grilling sure beats growling.
如果他开始喜欢我了， And, if he starts to like me,
我可以帮你准备驾照考试。 I could help you prep for your driver's test.
哇哇哇。（大笑，哼了一声） Aww. ( Laughs, snorts )
你真贴心。 That's so sweet.
-嘿，爸爸。——（惊呼） - Hey, Dad. - ( Exclaims )
（笑） ( Laughs )
伙计，我开玩笑的。哈哈。 Dude, I'm kidding. Ha ha.
但他不会的。 But he won't be.
哦!丽芙，要来点巧克力布丁吗？ Oh! Hey, Liv, you want some chocolate pudding?
我们在冰箱里找到了一大碗。 We found a big bowl of it in the fridge.
孩子们，那不是巧克力布丁。 Um, boys, that's not chocolate pudding.
这是我从巴黎买的有机面膜。 That's my organic face mask from Paris.
哦，嗬嗬嗬。 Oh, ho ho ho.
花哨的布丁。 Fancy pudding.
是的。是用猩猩的便便做的。 Yeah. It's made with orangutan poop.
（噼啪声） ( Sputters )
那只猴子吃的东西都很好吃。 Well, whatever that monkey ate was delicious.
那是香蕉吗？ Is that banana?
好吧,只是…… Okay, just...
恶,乔伊…… Eww, Joey...
（清喉咙） ( clears throat )
得到这个。 Get this.
不知怎的，这个消息在博客圈里传开了 Somehow word has spread through the blogosphere
我准备出演《太空狼人》里的特里斯坦 that I'm up for the role of Tristan in "Space Werewolves."
不知道这些信息是怎么泄露到网上的。 Not sure how that info leaked out onto the Internet.
我们永远不会发布那些有趣的花边新闻 We would never post that juicy tidbit
在史蒂文斯角的“太空狼人”粉丝页面上 on the Stevens Point "Space Werewolves" fan page
希望激怒当地的特里斯坦人。 in hopes of enraging local Tristanites.
（笑） ( Laughs )
丽芙稍后会感谢我的。 Liv will thank me for this later.
让我猜猜。 Let me guess.
粉丝们一点也不高兴 The fanboys were none too pleased
关于你扮演特里斯坦的事 about you playing Tristan.
你可能想要认输了 You probably want to throw in the towel
然后退出。 and back out.
哦,不。 Uh, no.
我是说，我为什么要关心哪个书呆子国家 I mean, why do I care what nerd nation
因为我们是一股不可忽视的强大力量…… Because we are a powerful force to be reckoned with...
我是说，他们就是！ I mean, they are!
（清喉咙）随便吧。 ( Clears throat ) Whatever.
这个周末我有个私人活动 This weekend I have a personal appearance
在纳威的新奇商店签名“大声唱！”dvd。 at Neville's Novelty Shoppe to sign "Sing it Loud!" DVDs.
你们为什么不和我一起去呢？ Why don't you guys come with me?
丽芙，内维尔在粉丝中心。 Liv, Neville's is fanboy central.
然后发现你根本不知道自己在说什么 and then find out that you don't know what you're talking about
他们会生吃你的。 they will eat you alive.
他是狼人，住在太空。 He's a werewolf and he lives in space.
我想我需要了解的关于他的其他信息都在这里。 I think anything else I need to learn about him will be in here.
我应该能在周六之前完成，对吧？ I can probably finish this by Saturday, yeah?
丽芙，那是第一卷。 Liv, that's volume 1.
共有64卷。 There are 64 volumes.
哈! Hah!
难怪他们要把这拍成电影。 No wonder they're making this into a movie.
谁会想看这些？ Who would want to read all that?
啊! Ugh!
323页 323 pages
《交通规则》 of "Rules of the Road,"
他们一次也没有承认 and not once did they admit
左转进入迎面而来的车辆 that turning left into oncoming traffic
是疯狂的。 is insane.
420页的狼人和宇宙飞船， 420 pages of werewolves and spaceships,
我现在唯一关注的就是 and the only thing I'm really looking is that
我觉得我绝对能驾驭特里斯坦的太空服。 I think I could totally rock Tristan's space suit.
是的… Yeah...
等着他们去欢乐之战吧。 just wait till they get to the Battle of Mirth.
（模仿枪声） ( Imitates gunfire )
就在那时他遇到了Kytra That's when he meets Kytra,
这才是冒险真正开始的时候。 and that's when the adventure really kicks off.
（喘息） ( Gasps )
你这个秘密的科幻怪胎。 You undercover Sci-Fi geek.
你一定读过这本书。 You've totally read this book.
是的，我都读过了。 Yeah, I've actually read them all.
我爱他们。我不得不承认…… I love them. And I have to admit...
我对你演特里斯坦的事有点犹豫。 I am a little on the fence about you playing Tristan myself.
好吧……第一，你怎么敢。 Okay... one, how dare you.
第二，帮帮我。 And two, help me.
好吧，丽芙，你为什么要生气？ Okay, Liv, why are you wigging out?
因为我真的很想要这个角色。 Because I really want this role.
我是说，我知道我一直在装酷， I mean, I know that I've been playing it cool,
但这比我的节目重要多了 but this is way bigger than my show
它可以让我进入一个全新的表演境界。 and it could send me into a completely new acting stratosphere.
我只是不知道怎么打动这些粉丝。 I just have no idea how to impress these fanboys.
好吧，我很乐意帮你 Okay, well, I would love to help you
但是，丽芙，我的驾照考试就在同一天 but, Liv, my driver's test is on the same day
作为你的签名。 as your autograph signing.
我还是不知道 And I still have no idea
怎么愚蠢地左转。 how to make a stupid left-hand turn.
我有个绝妙的主意！ I have a twin-sane idea!
这个星期六，我扮演你，你扮演我。 This Saturday, I'll be you and you be me.
-等等，你是说…-鲁尼的替身。 - Wait, you mean like... - A switch-a-Rooney.
（两人尖叫） ( Both scream )
我会面对你的粉丝们。 I'll face your fanboys.
我还会帮你考驾照。 And I will take your driver's test.
完美!（笑） Perfect! ( Laughs )
这床怎么这么软？ Why is this bed so squishy?
（清喉咙） ( Clears throat )
因为我正坐在披萨上。 Because I am sitting on a pizza.
一个女孩凌晨三点就饿了 A girl gets hungry at 3:00 A.M.
（喃喃自语） ( Muttering )
网络……我就是这样屠龙的 Web... and that's how I slay the dragon.
阿迪，你有空吗？ Hey, Artie, you got a minute?
嘿,乔伊。 Hey, Joey.
你有女朋友吗？ You got a girlfriend?
燃烧! Burn!
那怎么会是烧伤呢？去年秋天你带你妈妈去参加新生舞会。 How is that a burn? You took your mom to the freshman dance last fall.
什么风把你吹回来了 So, what brings you crawling back
到太空学会…空间……空间…… to the Society of Space... Space... space...
是……是……是……Wol……wol……wol…… Were... were... were... Wol... wol... wol...
wol……wol……wol……大……大吗? wol... wol... wol... ves... ves?
（嚎叫） ( Howls )
我被选出了社团 I was voted out of the Society
因为他认为狼尾巴是愚蠢的。 for suggesting that wolf tails were stupid.
我错了吗？ Was I wrong?
各位，我错了吗？ People, was I wrong?
我想跟你谈谈我妹妹丽芙的事。 I want to talk to you about my sister Liv.
不啦啦啦啦。 No la la la la.
我们不能说出那个女恶魔的名字 We do not speak the name of that she-devil
想亵渎特里斯坦的人 who wants to desecrate Tristan.
除非她派你来邀请我参加舞会， Unless she sent you to ask me to prom,
那样的话，让她知道我说可能。 in which case, let her know I say maybe.
跟你走吧。 Be gone with you.
（尖叫） ( Yelps )
听着,阿蒂。 Listen, Artie.
我们有一个共同的敌人 We have a common enemy here,
我们需要共同努力 and we need to work together
为这个标志性人物辩护 to defend the iconic character
那是特里斯坦。 that is Tristan.
我们曾经是强大的盟友，你和我。 We were once powerful allies, you and I.
一个不稳定的联盟。 An uneasy alliance.
我的狼耳朵竖起来了。 My wolf ears are perked.
丽芙明天会去内维尔家。 Liv will be down at Neville's tomorrow.
我要你给她看看真正的尖牙 I need you to show her the real fangs
一个真正的太空狼人迷 of a true "Space Werewolves" fanboy.
迷吗? Fanboy?
那个词是贬义的，先生。 That term is derogatory, sir.
我们更喜欢“幻想爱好者”。 We prefer "fantasy enthusiast."
所以你会这么做吗？ So will you do it?
听起来不错，乔伊。 Oh, sounds great, Joey.
我很乐意跳进你的陷阱。 I'd happily waltz right into your trap.
你以为我是傻子吗！ Do you take me for a fool?!
是。是的，我喜欢。 Yes. Yes, I do.
但就像特里斯坦自己说的… But as Tristan himself would say...
（用低沉的声音）当敌人 ( In a deep voice ) When an enemy
——伸出爪子，舔它。——（口若悬河） - offers his paw, lick it. - ( Mouthing along )
要是能扯断他的后腿就好了…… If only to tear off his hind leg...
明天。 Tomorrow.
哦! Oh!
说不就像 Saying no to that would be like
对特里斯坦说不 saying no to Tristan himself.
干得好，独狼。 Well played, lone wolf.
确实打得好。 Well played indeed.
（大声嚎叫） ( Howls loudly )
啊! Aah!
书呆子! Nerds!
（吹口哨） ( Blows whistle )
停车聊天或发短信。 Pull over to talk or text.
嗯!一定很喜欢红糖釉。 Mmm! Gotta love a brown sugar glaze.
（吹口哨） ( Blows whistle )
不要在大厅里吃东西。 No eating in the halls.
我没办法，教练。 I can't help it, coach.
就从骨头上掉下来了。 Just falls off the bone.
你的烤肉看起来很结实啊。 That's some solid-looking barbecue you got there.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
我照着《烧烤月刊》上的食谱做的 I followed a recipe from "Barbecue Monthly."
哦!黑胡椒放多了。 Oh! Too much black pepper.
啊，这一切太令人困惑了。 Ah, it was all so confusing.
我父亲的…… My father's...
一个素食主义者。 A vegetarian.
（畏缩） ( Winces )
我只是没有人引导我。 I just have no one to guide me.
我不喜欢吹牛 Well, I don't like to brag,
但去年夏天我确实赢了 but last summer I did win
斯蒂文斯点的“烧烤盛宴”烹饪大赛 the Stevens Point "Thrilla on the Grilla" cook-off.
哦,耶!鲁尼教练接受了烧烤诱饵。 Oh, yeah! Coach Rooney took the barbecue bait.
但说真的，对你的发型只字不提？ But seriously, not one word about the haircut?
到底发生了什么事? What gives?
嘿，看看… Hey, check it out...
我把丽芙的牙刷卖给了“大声唱”乐队粉丝 I sold Liv's toothbrush to a "Sing it Loud!" Fan
还给我们弄了一堆橡皮糖眼球。 and got us a bunch of gummy eyeballs.
（嘴巴） ( Mouths )
可惜她只有一把牙刷。 Too bad she only has one toothbrush.
哦,请…我在外面人行道上捡的那个。 Oh, please... I picked that one off the sidewalk out front.
哦…… Oh...
鲁尼的开关打开了。 The switch-a-Rooney was on.
我花了四个小时做头发 It took me four hours to do my hair
丽芙让我把头垂在床垫上睡觉 and Liv made me sleep with my head hanging off the mattress
为了保护这只鸟。 to protect the pouf.
（哼一声） ( Snorts )
我把口水流进了自己的鼻子里。 I drooled into my own nose.
（欢呼） ( Cheering )
（零星掌声） ( Scattered applause )
(Object shatters) ( Object shatters )
非常感谢大家的到来 Thank you all so much for coming
第四季的DVD签售会 to the season 4 DVD signing
大声唱吧！ of ♪ Sing it Loud!
阿蒂在这里。 Artie's here.
让游戏开始吧。 Let the games begin.
丽芙·鲁尼。 Liv Rooney.
传言说你是真的吗 Are the rumors true that you,
一个女孩，可以扮演狼人特里斯坦？ a girl, might play Tristan Lycanth?
（点击，放下笔） ( Clicks, drops pen )
是真的，粉丝。 It's true, fanboy.
你说呢？ What say you?
我说这是星际间的亵渎！ I say it's intergalactic blasphemy!
我要证明你不配。 And I shall prove you're unworthy.
请注意，我的仆从们正在写博客。 Be warned my minions are live blogging.
King_Artie_the_magnificent @ wolfspot点嚎叫。 King_Artie_the_magnificent @ wolfspot dot howl.
哈哈。 Ha ha.
来吧，阿蒂国王。 Bring it on, king Artie.
为特里斯坦的血统发言。 Speak for Tristan's lineage.
他的父母是谁？ Who are his parents?
丽芙就要被烧死了。 Liv is about to go down in flames.
他的父母 His parents
狼人是玛格罗尔吗 are the werewolf Magrol
还有齐拉王后。 and queen Zira.
砰!什么? ! Bam! What?!
（笑） ( Laughs )
我是说，这是一个关于太空的问题。 I mean, space-tastic question.
（笑） ( Laughs )
两种:玛迪。 Both: Maddie.
好了，准备好了。 Okay, we are good to go.
我想我们忘了一件事。 Uh, I think we're forgetting one thing.
哦!哈哈。是。 Oh! Ha ha. Yes.
唇彩。 Lip gloss.
不，这里说你必须戴眼镜 No, it says here you're required to wear glasses
开车。 to drive.
（笑） ( Laughs )
上面是这么说的吗？ Does it say that?
我以为我只需要拍照片。 I thought I just needed those for the picture.
（两人都笑了） ( Both laugh )
穿上。 Put 'em on.
眼球。 O. M. Eyeballs.
现在发动汽车，挂上挡。 Now start the car and put it in gear.
绝对的。（笑） Absolutely. ( Laughs )
如果你能…告诉我到…… If you could just... Direct me to the...
点火。 Ignition.
（笑） ( Laughing )
没有? No?
（启动点火） ( Starts ignition )
好吧。这很好。 All right. This is good.
现在向左归并。前面有施工。 Now merge left. There's construction ahead.
——嗯…-往左走。我说左边！ - Uh... - Go left. I said left!
- （轮胎尖叫） -（尖叫） - ( Tires squeal ) - ( Screams )
好吧，太远了，太远了。 Okay, too far, too far.
——好的。-垃圾桶。 - Okay. - Garbage can.
-我不…- （轮胎尖叫） - I don't... - ( Tires squealing )
-（呼喊）-（砰砰声） - ( Shouts ) - ( Thuds )
（喇叭响） ( Horn blares )
好吧。 Okay.
把车靠边停。 Pull the vehicle over.
呃，呃，好吧。 Uh, uh, okay.
慢下来。慢下来! Slow down. Slow down!
-我没有…我…——邮箱。 - I'm not... I... - Mailbox.
——邮箱!- - - - - -什么? ! - Mailbox! - What?!
- (thds) - (Both scream) - ( Thuds ) - ( Both scream )
（安全气囊发出嘶嘶声） ( Airbags hiss )
所以…（叹气） So... ( Sighs )
通过吗? Pass?
我们到了……几个家伙 Here we are... a couple of dudes
准备好做一些冷冻和烧烤。 getting ready to do some chillin' and grillin'.
我叫你哥们，你还好吧？ Are you okay that I just called you a dude?
别紧张，我们在烧烤。 Relax, we're barbecuing.
每个人都是男人。 Everybody's a dude.
好吧。我们开始吧。 Okay. Let's do this.
绝对的。 Absolutely.
首先，我需要你做几件事。 First, I need you to do a few things.
打我。你要什么都行。 Hit me. Whatever you want.
剥玉米皮？给肉调味？ Shuck the corn? Season the meat?
修剪草坪。 Mow the lawn.
嗯,什么? Um, what?
清理排水沟，转动轮胎， And clean the gutters, rotate my tires,
给浴缸灌水，清空洗碗机。 grout the tub, and empty the dishwasher.
伙计。 Dude.
这和烧烤有什么关系？ What does that have to do with barbecuing?
我以为你是来学习的。 I thought you came here to learn.
我去拿割草机。 Let me go get the lawn mower.
（门打开） ( Door opens )
我很清楚迪吉在做什么。 I knew exactly what Diggie was doing.
用烧烤来软化老人？ Using barbecue to soften up the old man?
如果他想站在我这边， If he wanted to get on my good side,
他必须站在好的一边 he was going to have to get on the good side
我的待办事项列表。 of my to-do list.
烤架上终于来点刺激了！ Finally, a little thrilla on the grilla!
所有这些琐事使我感到饥饿。 All those chores made me hungry.
（啪） ( Snaps )
那是我的。 That's mine.
什么……你忘记自带牛排了吗？ What... did you forget to bring your own steak?
也许下次吧。 Maybe next time.
下次吗? Next time?
我在!（笑） I'm in! ( Laughs )
-（嘶嘶声）-啊！ - ( Sizzles ) - Aah!
“自带牛排。”经典的! "Bring your own steak." Classic!
你为什么要惹那可怜的孩子？ Why are you messing with that poor boy?
我只是想确定他配得上我女儿。 I'm just making sure he's good enough for my daughter.
今天就到此为止。 And I'm done for the day.
别告诉麦迪， Don't tell Maddie,
但除了那个愚蠢的名字， but except for that stupid name,
迪吉没事。 Diggie's all right.
最后一个问题，姑娘。 Final question, girl.
当特里斯坦分裂银河系盘古大陆时， When Tristan split the galactic pangaea,
他对分散的殖民地说了什么？ what did he say to the scattering colonies?
“奔向星星吧，狼们。 "Run to the stars, wolves.
-（说着）-但永远要把你的家人放在第一位。 - ( Mouthing along ) - But always put first your families.
为了他们的爱 For their love
让你与宇宙紧密相连。” keeps you tethered to the universe."
（叹气）哇。你得承认…… ( Sighs ) Wow. You've gotta admit...
麦迪把丽芙打扮得很漂亮。 Maddie's making Liv look really good.
她骗不了任何人。 She's not fooling anyone.
除了这里的每个人。 Well, except everyone here.
好吧，丽芙·鲁尼…… Well, Liv Rooney...
我要卖。 I'm sold.
我是说，你会成为一个伟大的狼人崔斯坦。 I mean, you will make a great Tristan Lycanth.
向她致敬，特里斯坦！ All hail the she-Tristan!
（嚎叫） ( Howling loudly )
,仅供参考…… And, FYI...
我现在有空参加舞会。 I currently am available for le prom.
（咯咯笑，咆哮） ( Chuckles, roars )
而是你的机会之窗 But your window of opportunity
是关闭的。 is closing.
Boop ! Boop!
阿蒂。 Artie.
你是认真的吗？ Are you serious?
你能接受我妹妹扮演特里斯坦吗？ You can accept my sister playing Tristan?
……的哪一部分？（大声嚎叫） What part of... ( Howls loudly )
你不明白吗？ Don't you understand?
好吧，就剩我和帕克了 Okay, so Parker and I are the only ones
有什么问题吗？ that have a problem with this?
你自己说吧。 Um, speak for yourself.
她也赢得了我的心。 She won me over too.
阿迪，跟着我。 Artie, tail me.
（唱着庄严的曲调） ( Singing stately tune )
（嚎叫） ( Howls )
（嚎叫） ( Howling )
就在那一刻，我意识到 It was at that moment that I realized
我是个疯狂的粉丝 I was the crazy fanboy
我想保护丽芙不受伤害 that I was trying to protect Liv from.
我与家人脱离了联系。 I was untethered from my family.
我是独狼。 I was the lone wolf.
我也不该吃15个橡皮糖眼球。 And I should not have eaten 15 gummy eyeballs.
你知道吗，阿迪… You know what, Artie...
也跟着我。 tail me too.
向她致敬，特里斯坦！ All hail the she-Tristan!
（嚎叫） ( Howling )
让我把一件事说清楚。 Let me make one thing clear.
这是最后一次换鲁尼。 This was the last switch-a-Rooney.
你6岁的时候就这么做了。 You did it when you were 6.
我把你们的名字写在了你们的额头上 And I wrote your names on your forehead
用记号笔写的。 in permanent marker.
别逼我再做一次。 Don't make me do that again.
啊,是的…发带的夏天。 Ah, yes... the summer of headbands.
不过，公平地说，我们的头带造型很时髦。 To be fair, though, we rocked the headband look.
（笑） ( Laughs )
哈哈，好玩，好玩。 Ha ha fun fun.
麦迪，17岁之前没有驾照。 Maddie, no license till you're 17.
摇滚的样子。 Rock that look.
17 ? !严重吗? 17?! Seriously?
你想让它变成18？ You want to make it 18?
啊,17岁。我很期待。 Ah, 17. Looking forward to it.
押尾学, And Liv,
既然你这么喜欢开车， since you like driving so much,
你现在是我的私人司机，直到另行通知。 you are now my personal chauffeur until further notice.
——不!-（笑）是的。 - No! - ( Laughing ) Yes.
没有做不完的差事，没有走不远的路程。 There is no errand too small, no trip too far.
我甚至会让你带我到车道尽头 I might even have you take me down to the end of the driveway
只是去拿报纸。 just to get the newspaper.
我不知道。 I don't know.
没错，姑娘们。 That's right, girls.
我刚扔下了一颗原子弹。 I just dropped an atomic mom bomb.
繁荣! Boom!
她不会是认真的吧？ She can't be serious about that, right?
我们真的还买报纸吗 Do we seriously still get newspapers
送到我们家吗？ delivered to our house?
你在纳威家做的一切都起作用了。 Hey, whatever you did down at Neville's totally worked.
一个叫独狼的粉丝发起了请愿 Some fanboy named lone wolf started a petition
帮我拿下特里斯坦这个角色 to get me the role of Tristan.
你赢得了粉丝们的支持。 You won over the fanboys.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
我很确定独狼其实就是独乔伊。 Pretty sure lone wolf is actually lone Joey.
你应该去感谢他。 You should go thank him.
等等，我以为你说过乔伊 Wait, I thought you said that Joey
是那个想破坏我们的人。 was the one trying to sabotage us.
这是漫长而复杂的一天。 It was a long and complicated day.
明白了。 Got it.
我也很抱歉毁了你的驾照考试。 Also I'm sorry about wrecking your driver's test.
字面上。哈! Literally. Ha!
我给你带了点东西。 And I got you something.
你可能想把这个还给…胡佛电动吸尘器。 You might want to return this to the... hoovers.
谢谢。 Thanks.
这倒提醒了我。 That reminds me.
我也给你带了点东西。 I got you something as well.
阿迪的一条狼尾巴。是的。 One of Artie's wolf tails. Yeah.
哦!我还给你找了个舞伴去舞会。 Oh! Also I got you a date to the prom.
（笑）是的。 ( Laughs ) Yeah.
阿蒂想知道是什么样的裙子 Artie would like to know what kind of dress
你会穿…巫师还是飞马？ you will be wearing... Wizard or Pegasus?
（嘴巴） ( Mouths )
丽芙，你说得对。 Liv, you were absolutely right.
我所能完成的是令人兴奋的 It is mind-blowing what I can accomplish
从汽车的副驾驶座位上。 from the passenger seat of the car.
我付了钱，订了几件可爱的上衣， I paid a bill, ordered some cute tops,
还领养了一只企鹅。 and adopted a penguin.
- （电话铃声） -哦！传入的。 - ( Phone chimes ) - Ooh! Incoming.
- （钟声） -哦！ - ( Chimes ) - Oh!
啊!（笑） Aah! ( Laughing )
这是有趣的。 That's funny.
麦迪刚给我发了张最搞笑的照片。 Maddie just sent me the funniest photo.
-你们想看吗？-是的。是的是的。 - You boys want to see it? - Yeah. Yeah yeah.
好的，我会发的。 Okay, I'll send.
（电话铃声， 发出弹簧声） ( Phone chimes, makes springing noise )
（大家笑） ( All laugh )
这是经典! That's classic!
大家在笑什么？ What is everybody laughing at?
我们在看什么？什么事这么好笑？ What are we looking at? What's so funny?
我讨厌开车！ I hate driving!
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