Yeah,well, it's ties and dresses
and photos with parents.
Sounds like any other dance to me. Well,it's not.
It's a romantic capstone
to your entire adolescence,
and if Summer and I don't go together,
it's over.
Well,ask her.
Oh,she's still not talking to me.
Well,have you told her
there's nothing going on between you and Anna?
I tried,but every time we get close,
she blows her rape whistle.
* Rape. *
We,you know, I'm not going,
so,if you,uh... if you want to hang out,rent a movie...
Ryan,I love you,
but if I have to spend my senior prom
playing video games with you, I'm going to kill myself.
Besides,I left Summer a message telling her I'm going
to meet her at the diner tomorrow morning.
You think she'll show? Kind of pretended I was the Brown admissions guy.
It's senior prom; anything goes. Hi,there.
Hi. What's it going to be?
Chicken,please. And I'll have the beef.
Okay.
Why aren't you going to ask someone,man?
What about Tina Woo - she's been looking rely hot lately.
What about Theresa?
Uh,yeah,I don't think so.
Why? You said you've been
spending a lot of time with her. We have.
Actually,she's coming over to the house tomorrow.
Okay,great - now that the baby thing's resolved,
the pressure's off.
It's perfect. Do it.
But,I mean, she still has the baby.
She can't just,you know...
One night. They have these new crazy things
called baby-sitters.
I'm just saying, it's senior prom.
She's your childhood sweetheart.
You have to respect the romantic symmetry.
You know what?
I'll think about it, and I appreciate
you not bringing up the idea of Marissa and I going as friends.
No,I get it. It's in the past.
Plus,I assume she'll be going
with the surf nazi anyways,
unless he's selling crack to blind kids.
Or fondling some girl at the end of the pier.
Ah,maybe that's his cousin.
Really... dirty cousin.
Hi. Leave.
Okay,Summer...
No,I'm meeting someone here. You need to leave.
The Brown guy?
How did you know that?
I'm sorry.
It was just the only way I could get you to meet me.
You are sick,you know that?
Deranged.
No. Yes.
No,our first kiss was on Halloween.
Trust me,it was my sixth birthday,
and my mom let me have dancing,
but you didn't know how, so you hid in the bathroom.
And you tracked me down and kissed me.
How did I ever block that out?
I don't know.
This is crazy.
Do you want to go to prom with me?
What?
Okay...
Wait,that's not why I'm here.
So,you're going to think I'm...
really lame,but...
would you maybe want to go to prom with me?
Are you serious?
Just give me two minutes.
I ordered pancakes for you- chocolate chip.
Fine,two minutes, but that is it.
Okay.
Hey,somebody wrote "pro on my pancake.
That is so weird.
Weird! Oh,my God.
Yeah,it's tomorrow night,
so it's kind of late notice,
but,um...
Or not,or not. You know what?
It'st's probably a bad idea.
No,Ryan, it's just that...
there's this guy that I work with,
and we're not really dating or anything,
but we've become close.
Yeah,no,I understand.
Uh,I should probably get ready for school.
Okay.
So,what,you just... hate prom?
Pretty much.
Why?
Did you have a bad prom experience?
'Cause,hey,you know,I've heard there's support groups
for things like that, and really,
I think you could recover.
I haven't spoken to you in four days.
You think pancakes and chocolate chips
are going to make me forget
that you and Anna went behind my back?
We did not... Or that I saw you guys at the airport,
and your long,tearful good-bye?
You know...
What?
Did I ever tell you how much my mom loves baby-sitting?
I,uh... I never actually made it to prom.
I,um...
I didn't get that close to graduation.
Well,all the more reason to go now...
'cause you'll have me there to protect you.
Okay?
All right.
Not only will I not go to prom with you,
but if you a I were stranded on a deserted island,
I would take the nourishment
that your meager frame has to offer,
and then I would feed your bones to the sharks.
So,did she like the pancake?
Yeah,she loved it, and then she said
if we were stranded on a deserted island,
she'd feed my bos to the sharks.
I think it's hopeless.
Oh. Wait,she doesn't really think that we...
She saw us hugging in the airport.
Oh,my God, this is all my fault.
No,it's not your fault.
Yes,it is.
If I hadn't been there, then you would have made up
and you would be going to prom right now.
You have to tell her the truth.
Yeah,I tried,but...
No,no,no,not about us.
You have to tell her that you lied about getting into Brown.
I don't think I can do that.
But you have to,Seth. You have no other choice.
You've done everything else.
Yeah,I know, but last time I lied,
I had to write out this big confession
of everything I'd ever done wrong,
and my whole drug phase and that...
You-you had a drug phase?
I smoked a couple of joints,
but I promised I'd never lie again.
I don't think she's going to forgive me.
Seth,she wants to feed your bones to sharks.
You have nothing to lose.
Listen,Anna,I appreciate your help,but,uh...
I don't know. It's over. I give up.
Anyways...
I'm going to talk to you later.
Man...
You off?
Uh,I should be home in time for dinner.
Hey,isn't this prom weekend?
Weren't you and Julie talking
about having everybody over here for pictures
We did... but Ryan doesn't have a date,
and Seth and Summer seem to be in some kind of fight.
Oh,that's too bad.
It's senior prom. It's a milestone.
Maybe we should try and convince them to go anyway.
Okay.
en are we going to talk about us?
In publiagain, or were you thinking
about something a little more private this time?
I'm sorry I attacked you,
but at least I got you to listen.
Well,I'm sorry I made it so difficult for you.
So what do we do?
Well,we should give the boys the weekend.
They're going to be gone in a few months.
And then... you and I can figure out how best to proceed.
I,uh... I'm going to go.
Sandy,there's something else.
At the end of that dinner,I...
I just wish I'd apologized then.
Oh,that's okay.
We'll be fine.
Oh,Summer.
Hey,Taylor.
Summer,wait.
I have a big surprise for you.
But first,business.
Here are yours and Marissa's prom tickets,
and I need $50 from each of you
for the after-party.
I rented o the Bait Shop.
It is going to be such a rager.
You know what? I don't think I'm going to go.
You were prom queen last year.
You have to go.
Yeah,well, the queen is dead.
I see.
Well,perhaps you would like to hear
who your date is.
What are you talking about?
I got you a date.
Taylor! Quiet.
You know how I'm going with Sung Ho?
The guy from the Korean barbecue?
Oh,yeah,we,like, totally found each other
at the sweatshirt party.
He's got this wonderfully hairless body.
It's like hooking up with a seal.
I have to go.
So,it turns out his cousin Young Nam is visiting from Seoul.
And his English is a little...
but Sung Ho says he is huge on the K-pop scene.
What the hell is K-pop?
Korean pop- K-pop.
Anyway,his band's called Big Korea,
and he's a model,too.
They actually based a couple of anime characters on him.
Taylor,I'm not going to go to prom
with some Asian pop singer
that barely speaks English.
Summer. Ow.
Cohen deceived you.
It is your duty as a woman
to make him feel pathetic and small
by going to prom
with the hottest guy you can find.
That's a good point.
Are you sure he's hot?
Sung Ho said at his last concert,
a gang of crazed school girls torched a cop car.
Big Korea.
Hey. How you doing?
Hey. Good.
Are those prom tickets?
Yeah. I asked someone.
Theresa,actually.
Oh,well,that's great.
Yeah. So,the baby...?
Really cute, but not mine.
Well,what about you?
Are you... are you going?
I can't remember whether you and Volchok
are still together or...
Yeah,on both counts.
Yeah?
He wasn't exactly enthusiastic,
but he said yes.
Oh,that's-that's, uh... that's great.
Yeah.
Okay,I should be getting to class.
Um,congratulations on the Theresa thing.
See you.
Hey,it's Summer Leave a message.
Summer,hey. I just,I just want to apologize
for what happened in the girls' bathroom today.
I didn't mean to follow you in,
or spook Mrs. Rushfield.
I'm just trying to explain the idea of a romance
between me and Anna so insane that...
Hello,Seth.
I got to go.
Yeah,yeah. All right, all right,all right.
Well,welllook who's here.
I want to talk to you.
Hmm. Yeah, I'm not really
in the mood to talk, but try me later.
Ken,listen.
I saw you on the pier last night.
Huh. Last night, last night...
Yeah,I don't,I don't remember that far back.
Maybe you remember the girl you were with?
Long hair,tattoos, not much like Marissa?
You know,you are something else,man.
But tell me this- why would I cheat on Marissa?
I mean...
that girl's hot,right?
In every way.
But then you already knew that,didn't you?
You want to see how far you can push me,keep at it.
I already fell for that Lethal Weapon psycho bit once.
It's not happening again.
Hey,Kevin.
I think there's like a snake
in the shower...
What are you doing here?
Yeah,Ryan.
What are you doing here?
Uh,Kirsten called.
She's having people over for photos tomorrow,
and I just thought I'd invite you.
Oh,that's really sweet.
Yeah,so sweet.
Okay,ignore him.
We'll be there.
Yeah.
Hello?
Hey.
Hi. Anna.
Seth said you were in town.
Hey,how are you?
I'm good,and you look much more grown up.
Yeah,well,don't we all?
You staying with your parents?
My aunt and my uncle.
Last year,my parents switched houses.
We're a quirky family. Yeah.
Are you going to prom?
Yeah,actually. I'm going with Theresa.
Hey,there she is.
Look at a true friend,Ryan.
2,000 miles she flies.
In a middle seat.
All to make sure Summer and I go
to the prom together. Now,tell me,
would you do so much?
Let's not test it.
Well,guilt could be a powerful motivator.
I'd tell you again that it's not your fault,
except I want to hear this plan.
In phase one.
Uh! Hear that,Ryan?
Phase one.
That suggests multiple phases.
In phase one,I am going to go over to Summer's right now,
and tell her that there is nothing going on between us.
Okay.
Out of curiosity, what you got for phase two?
In the off-chance that phase one fails,
phase two- you take me to prom.
I brought a dress.
Yeah,I better get going.
I'll call you.
See you later.Bye-bye. Bye.
I don't know, I kind of like it.
I'm going to kill Taylor.
Why? Come on.
He's cute.
How can you tell? He's in a space suit.
So do you think Kevin will like this?
Yeah,if it rips off easy.
This was supposed to make Seth jealous.
What's that?
Just Seth's napkin confession,
detailing all his lies and deceptions,
including his pathetic two-week stoner phase.
You know what? I think it is time
for Sandy and Kirsten to know their son a little better.
What? Summer,you can't do that.
Oh,I can. We had a deal.
He told me that if he screwed up,
I could sh this to his parents.
Revenge.
Don't you think that maybe
he's telling the truth about him and Anna?
I mean,do you really think
that they would do that to you?
Hi.
I hope I'm not interrupting anything.
Oh,my God.
No.
Hi,Anna.
It's good to see you again.
You,too.
I'm going to go... try this on.
I need you.
What are you doing here?
Summer,I wanted to talk to you.
You have to believe me.
There is nothing going on between me and Seth.
You are still my Blanche,you know?
Nice try. I saw you guys hugging at the airport.
That was... not what you think it was.
We were celebrating.
Celebrating what?
The future.
If I flew 2,000 miles,
I'd probably come up with a better story.
No,it's the truth. Seth... Look.
My date's going to be here soon.
He's kind of a rock star.
You may have heard of him,Big Korea.
Um...
Yeah. Well,not surprised.
Thanks for coming by.
Summer...
Look,Summer,I'm sorry that you don't believe me,
but if you're already going with someone,
uld you mind if I went with Seth?
Why would I mind?
Okay,then.
I'll see you there. See ya.
So,uh,
how exactly does this plan go again?
Summer sees me with Anna at the dance,
and confronted with the reality of a world
without Seth Cohen, she comes to her senses.
Uh-huh,because a world without you...
Is a world without sun.
Ryan,it's a world without warmth.
I don't get it,either,
but I think we should trust Anna on this one.
She has more knowledge the female psyche
than either you or I could hope for.
That's so true.
Aren't you guys ready yet?
People are going to be here.
What is it? What's wrong?
No. You look...
I'm gettg
Hello,welcome.
These are my parents. How are you?
Nice to see you.
Come on in.
Good to see you again.
You look beautiful.
You,too.
That's Summer's date.
Looks like the guy in Full Metal Alchemist.
Kirsten,here are the Yangs,Elena and Tom.
Hey. Taylor you know. Sung Ho.
Oh,my God, you look beautiful.
You too. It's good to see you.
Glad you could make it.
Ryan. I'm so glad that you and Seth found dates.
Thank you.
So I'm going to need 50 bucks
from each of you for the after-party.
Oh,I'll take care of that.
Oh. There you go.
Thank you,very much Mr. Cohen.
You're welcome.
Attention,everybody: The limos are waiting,
so,ladies,please put your purse
and your wraps and things on the bar,
so we can all go out to the pool and take pictures.
All right?
Yeah,yeah. Where's the bathroom?
Uh... down the hall.
Okay,you guys,we all need one with all of the kids.
Get together.
Oh,wait.
Has anyone seen Kevin?
I think he's still in the bathroom.
All right, I'll get him.
The,uh,the parents wt to take a photo of everyone.
We're waiting on you.
Fine.
Look.
What now?
You going to tell me I can'drink?
No,actually I don't have a problem with your drinking,
but if you screw this up for Marissa,
I'm going to kick your ass.
Okay.
Wow. Oh,my God.
You know what this is? What?
This is the pirate cave from Goonies.
I've died and gone to heaven.
Taylor,this is amazing.
Yeah,this is way better
than a dance I ever designed.
Oh,my God,Marissa, that means so much to me.
You know,I've been saying that,but no one listens.
Wow,Seth,you and I at prom together,
who would have thought.
I know. I guess sometimes things just work out.
Laughing boy.
Hi. Where's that flask you're always whipping out?
Oh,you want to spike the punch?
Read my mind.
All right. Follow me.
Hmm. That's so unlike you.
Big Korea.
Hi.
Come on,go.
Why don't I go put my purse down
and then we can hit the dance floor?
All right. Okay.
You sure about this?
Yes,Seth,you're just going to have to trust me.
Come on,let's go take a picture with Captain Hook.
All right. Come on.
Oh,hi,Lisa.
Hi.
I'm so glad you made it back for prom.
I thought you did great on Idol. Thanks.
Oh,by the way, do you know where
Simon gets those skintight V-necks?
I totally want to get one for Sung Ho.
Have I thanked you yet for coming?
Mm,about 40 times.
Is something wrong?
Your little friend walked off with my flask.
Yeah,well,I'm sure she'll bring it back.
All right,well, I'm going to go smoke some kush.
Want to come?
You know,I actually kind of want to enjoy prom,
but come find me when you get back.
Did I hear something about smoking certain substances?
'Cause I know someplace private.
Lead the way.
Maybe I'm being sentimental,
but watching the kids head off to the senior prom,
I can't help but think, where did the time go.
I member the first day
that Summer went off to kindergarten.
She changed her outfit three times,
and she came home from school crying
because another girl was wearing the same top.
The other girlas Marissa.
Of course.
And wasn't it kindergarten
that Seth would only answer to Boba Fett?
Gosh,Boba Fett.
That was fourth grade.
No,itas fifth grade.
Gosh,you know, I just can't believe
that I was only a year older
than Marissa is now when I married Jimmy.
It's amazing the surprises life brings you.
Some good,I hope. Very good.
I'd like to propose a toast to the two of you.
I'm sorry Sandy and I haven't thrown
you an engagement party,
but we couldn't be more pleased.
Thank you.
Cheers. Cheers.
Wouldn't you know? I'm sorry.
I have to take this; it's a colleague.
I'll be right back.
Such a busy man.
Well,I just hope
Neil and are as happy as you and Sandy.
No,actuallyI'm having dinner at his home ght now.
What's up?
Can I tell him?
Right.
Okay.
All right,I feel good about that. All right.
Why don't we go dance?
Thank you. Like dancing...
I'm just going to go talk to her.
No,Seth,you can't.
Well,look at her- e looks miserable.
Let alone...
kind of plastered.
Well,that's the point.
At least the miserable part.
I don't think I can do this.
Seth,the plan is working.
I mean,it was easy for her to doubt you
when you're all begging to get back together with her.
But now that she might have really lost you,
she's thinking,maybe I should ve really believed him.
Rely? Yeah.
'Cause it looks to me like she's describing
how she'd use my body for food
then feed my bones to the sharks.
Excuse me,can I have your attention,please?
Hi.
I would like to welcome you all to the Pirate's Ball.
Thank you.
Okay,now,uh,before I announce your pirate king and queen,
I would just like to take this moment to...
say that it's been an honor
to be your social chair this year...
Just open the envelopes!
Well,excuse me if I have slaved away all year
just so you could have a good time. Boring.
Fine.
Oh,um,just so you know,
I thought it was only fair
to take myself out of the running,
so no calling for a recount.
Okay,uh...
Your 2006 queen is...
Oh,my God,two years in a row, Summer Roberts.
Oh,my God.
Go,Summ!
Oh,my God.
I don't think you're boring. I love you.
Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
Thank you so much! Oh,God.
You guys,thank you so much.
You guys... What's going on?
Oh,tiara.
Okay,thanks
Um,yeah,
so thank you so much because being your queen is just...
Is it like a million degrees in here or what?
Woo,it's hot. You know what? Perhaps we should find out who your king is.
Screw that.
You know what? Actually,let me,um...
introduce you to my date.
Hold this.
He's right here.
This is my date.
He is the number one pop star in Korea.
Bang bang.
Anyway,
I promised him
that if I won
that I would give him a big fat kiss.
This is not part of the plan.
She's just fighting it.
This is good.
How do you like that,Cohen?
Man overboard! Man overboard!
Oh,my God.
Are you okay? Ow!
What idiot made that stage so short?
Summer,are you okay?
Back off.
Whoa,um.
Just,everyone leave me alone.
She probably just needs a moist washcloth
oraybe like a towelette.
Cohen. What? What?
Is there a "no towelette" clause in your plan? No.
Because right now I'm thinking phase two kind of sucks.
es anyone have a towelette? Does anyone have a towelette?
We must find a towelette! Is she all right?
Yeah,I think maybe it's time to go
to the after-party, though.
That's a good idea.
Hey,I couldn't find Kevin.
He just disappeared.
Okay,I'll find him.
Oh,right, I better go...
Who is it?
Um,this is thguy,I...
I told him I was coming here tonight
and I should probably take this.
I'm sorry,I know, it's gotten a little crazy
Yeah. A little crazy.
Little bit.
But there's no place that I would rather be.
And that's what I'm going to tell him.
I'll see youn a minute.
Ryan?
Hey,what are you doing?
So Sung Ho and his cousin
got Summ in the limo, but have you found Kevin?
No,no,let's look inside.
Oh,he might have come out here tsmoke. No,he didn't,I checked.
You checked? Yeah.
Why are you being weird?
Are you sure he's not out here?
Oh,my God.
Get out of here.
What?
Get out of here.
Jerk.
Is that it? Can I go now?
Why? What did you expect,huh?
Did you think you were just going to dress up your bad boy,
take him to your little rich kid's party,
so your friends can see how cool you a?
You kn it's not like that. Oh,please.
You just wanted to turn me into little bitch boy like him.
You're nothing like him.
Clearly,I was wrong about you.
Finally,you're learning.
Honestly,Kirsten,I'm so glad you guys are doing better.
You really scared me last week.
I even scared myself.
Julie...
last week at dinner, I had a drink.
What?! Oh,my God.
Now,it was the first in 11 months,
it was only one glass,I've been going to AA meetings every day,
but it happened.
Have you talked to Sandy about this?
No. I tried,even before when I could feel it coming,but...
Kirsten,you have to tell him.
That the stress of our marriage has triggered my drinking?
Yes,that's exactly what you say.
I am not gonna use my alcoholism
as blackmail to save our marriage.
If he can't value it for what it is,
then what is the point?
Well,what are you gonna do?
I don't know.
The way things are between Sandy and I right now,
I just feel like one push could send us over the edge.
Hello? Trash cans exist for a reason.
Oh... Excuse me. Hi.
I have a security deposit on this place,and I'd like it ck.
Hey,so,the guy at the door is gonna let me know if Volchek tries to get in.
How you doing?
I'm okay. You know,I think
I'm just gonna go home,though.
Marissa,this is your prom.
Yeah,it was prom before my boriend
hooked up with another girl.
okay,I'm gonna go get a drink.
Summer,it's us. How you feeling?
Go away,let me die alone.
I think it's time for phase three.
There's a phase three?
Why dn't you mention that before?
Duh,there's always been a phase three.
The other two were just to make you realize that you don't have a choice.
You have to tell her the truth, about everything.
Who is she talking about?
I bet you think it's really smart
because she's the smart girl.
I'm gonna go.
I fly back tomorrow,but I'll see you both in Providence.
Summer, Huh?
feel better.
And remember Seth loves you.
Anna,thank you.
Bye.
You know what?
I don't think she's that smart.
I think that she's dumb.
She'got a dumb name and dumb hair.
Listen,I don't expect you to respond or even remember this,
t the truth is,I actually didn't get in to Brown.
What?!
Too fast. I knew you weren't gonna go if I didn't go,
and I didn't want you to do that,and I didn't want you
to miss the opportunity, so I broke up with you.
That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Yeah,well,then I realized I couldn't be without you,
so I flew there to try and talk my way in.
Okay,now that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
But it's very romantic. Did it work?
No,it didn't.
But Anna got me an interview at RISD,
and they read my comic book, and they really liked it,so...
So that's why you were hugging her at the airport?
Oh,my God. Listen,I know I promised
I'd never lie again when I gave you that letter.
Oh,my God,the letter. What?
Cohen,I have a confession.
Oh,wow.
Wow,that's impressive.
I love you.
I love you,too.
We can kiss later.
All right,want me to hold your crown?
No! All right.
Hey...
rigatoni- nice.
What's going on?
Listen,that call I got
was a friend of mine on the hospital board,and,um,
there are rumors floating around
about certain improprieties concerning Griffin and you.
Monday morning the board is gonna susnd Griffin,
and they're gonna call for a criminal investigation
into the both of you.
Neil,
it's getting late - I think we should be going. Yeah,right.
Kirsten,thanks for a lovely evening.
Oh,my pleasure.
We'll walk y out.
Is everything okay? Yeah.
Well,she's not here- she must've gone home.
She'll be okay.
You know,you probably don't see it,but she's changed.
She's gotten stronger.
So have you.
Yeah? Think so?
The Ryan I knew would've gotten in a fight
with that guy back at the prom.
I know part of you still wants to,
but you didn't.
And that's what matters.
So,you like the new me.
Well... he's sti not much of a dancer,but...
What?!
You're right,I'm not.
You know,nothing between us
could ever be casual- there's too much history.
Yeah,I know.
I just don't think thatnything should happen tonight.
Absolutely not. Absolutely...
Okay,good.
Oh,my God,oh,my God, oh,my God!
Taylor,what happened? Oh, my God. The money is gone!
I had the money in my purse.
I had $5,000 in my purse. It's gone.
I brought it down at prom- someone must've taken it.
We should call the police.
You know what, don't bother,don't bother.
I know where it is.
What do you mean, you know?
I think I'm gonna hyperventilate.
Is everything okay? Yeahit will be.
What do you want?
You decide how this is gonna go.
Prom,huh?
Hell of a night.
You probably think I'm an idiot,huh?
Screw things up with Marissa,
steal money when everyone's gonna know I took it.
I don't think about you.
But yes,you're an idiot.
Maybe it wasn't gonna work out with Marissa.
And at least now...
...you and I can settle this.
I'm not here to fight you.
Sure you are.
Otherwise, you'd have called the police.
Come on.
You know you're dying to. Just give in.
All right,all right, all right,
I get it- it's about the money.
But tell me this.
A week from now, if I wanted to,
I could have her on her back on that mattress.
Now,how does that make you feel?
毕业舞会，你不去？
不过是领带和裙子
与父母的合照
- 对我而言和其他舞会没什么区别 - 但事实并非如此
那是最浪漫的事
对你整个青春而言
如果Summer和我不一起去
就完了
邀请她去
她还是不和我说话
你有没有告诉她
你和Anna之间没什么？
试过，但每次我们靠近时
她就吹起那强奸式口哨
* 强奸 *
我们...我不会去
所以，如果你...你想出去逛逛，租盘电影看...
Ryan，我爱你 =o=
但如果我得在自己的毕业舞会上
陪你打电子游戏，我还不如自杀
而且，我给Summer留了短信说
我明天早上在餐厅见她
- 你觉得她会去？ - 假装我得到了Brown的入学许可
这可是毕业舞会，重中之重 嗨，这里
嗨，想要什么？
- 鸡肉，谢谢 - 我要牛肉
好
你为什么不邀请谁呢？
Tina Woo如何？她最近看起来真辣
Theresa呢？
我觉得不太好
为什么？是你自己说的
- 你刚和她在一起待了很久 - 是的
事实上，她明天来我们家
好极了，如今宝宝的问题已经解决
没有压力了
完美极了，就这么做吧
但是，她还带着孩子
她不能就这样...
就一个晚上，他们把这种新型疯狂玩意儿
叫做“婴儿保姆”
我只是说，那可是毕业舞会
她是你童年时的甜心
你应该尊重这种浪漫的对称
知道么
我会考虑的，感谢你...
没有提议Marissa和我作为朋友一起去
不，我理解，爱已成往事
而且，我猜她会和
那个冲浪纳粹分子一起去
除非他正卖毒品给盲目的小孩
或者在桥墩和某个小姑娘亲热
也许那是他的表妹
非常...淫荡的表妹
嗨，走开
好吧，Summer...
不要，我和其他人约了在这儿见面 你必须离开
Brown的学生？
你怎么知道？
对不起
这是唯一能让你见我的方法
知道吗，你有病
疯子
- 不 - 是
不，我们的初吻是在万圣节
相信我，是在我的6岁生日上
妈妈让我跳舞
但你不会，所以你躲在浴室里
你跟踪我，然后吻了我
我怎么居然忘了
不知道
有点疯言疯语
你愿意和我一起参加舞会么？
什么？
好吧...
等等，我不会为此而来
你会觉得我很...
真的不会说话，但是...
也许你愿意和我一起参加舞会？
你是认真的？
就给我2分钟
我给你叫了薄煎饼，带巧克力片
好吧，就2分钟
好
有谁在我的薄煎饼上写了“舞会”
真奇怪
- 奇怪！ - 噢，我的上帝
嗯，明天晚上
很晚才发现
但是...
或不是，或不是，知道么
这也许是个坏主意
不，Ryan，只是...
和我一起工作的某个男人
我们没有正式约会什么的
但我们变得比较亲密
哦，不，我理解
我应该准备上学了
好
那么，你只是...讨厌舞会？
很讨厌
为什么？
是不是有什么糟糕的舞会经历？
我听说有些帮助团体
针对此类事情，我真的认为
你可以恢复
我4天没和你说话
你认为薄煎饼和巧克力片
可以让我原谅
你和Anna背着我胡搞？
- 我们没有... - 我看见你们在飞机场
那漫长的挥泪告别？
那个...
什么？
我有没有告诉过你 我妈妈很喜欢照顾宝宝？
我...事实上我没有参加过舞会
我...
我还没有毕业的资格
还有其他去的理由...
因为你需要我保护你
好吗？
好吧
我不但不和你去舞会
而且，如果你我被困在一个荒岛上
我会吃了
你那瘦小的身体
然后用你的骨头喂鲨鱼
她喜欢薄煎饼吗？
喜欢，然后她说
如果我们被困在一个荒岛上
她会用我的骨头喂鲨鱼
我觉得没希望了
等等，她不会真的以为我们俩...
我看见我们在飞机场拥抱
我的上帝，这都是我的错
不，不是你的错
是我的错
如果不是我在那儿，你们都已经和好了
你们现在就会可以去舞会
你必须告诉她真相
我试过了，但是...
不，不，不是关于我们
你必须告诉她，你撒谎说自己进了Brown
我不觉得自己做得到
但你必须，Seth，你别无选择
你已经尽力了
我知道，但是上次我撒谎时
我不得不把所有做错的事情
来个大招供
包括我的毒品事件
你、你有个毒品事件
我抽了几根含大麻的烟
但我保证过，以后决不撒谎
我觉得她不会原谅我
Seth，她想用你的骨头喂鲨鱼
你已经没什么可失去
听着，Anna，我感谢你的帮助，但是...
我也不知道，结束了，我放弃了
无论如何...
我晚点和你通话
哎...
你走了？
我应该准时回家吃饭
嘿，这周末是舞会吧？
你和Julie不是在讨论
让所有人来这儿照相？
是的...但是Ryan找不到伴
Seth和Summer好像吵架了
太糟了
这可是毕业舞会，人生的里程碑
也许我们应该劝他们参加
好吧
我们什么时候互相谈谈？
又在公众场合？
或者这次更隐私点？
我很抱歉我言语攻击了你
但至少我让你注意听了
对不起，我让你为难了
我们做些什么呢？
我们应该把周末让给孩子们
他们几个月后就要走了
之后...你我就可以找出如何相处的最好方法
我...我得走了
Sandy，还有件事
在晚餐最后，我...
我当时就想道歉
没关系
我们会没事的
Summer
嘿，Taylor
Summer，等等
我有个大惊喜送给你
但首先，是正事
这是你和Marissa的舞会门票
你们每人给我50块
作为派对之后活动的费用
我租了诱饵商店
一定会让大家疯狂
知道么，我觉得自己不会去
你是去年的舞会皇后
你必须去
噢，皇后死了
我明白了
也许你愿意听听
谁是你的伴
你在说什么？
我替你约了人
- Taylor！ - 轻点
你知道我是怎么认识Sung Ho吗？
那个韩国烧烤店的？
是的，我们在运动衫派对上
（完全发现了彼此并）坠入了情网
他那完美的身体丝毫没有毛发
我就好像是“钓”到了海豹
我得走了
最近他的表弟Young Nam从汉城来访
他的英语有点...
Sung Ho说他在K-pop方面很有名
K-pop是什么？
韩国流行歌，也就是K-pop
反正他的乐队叫大韩国
他也是个模特
事实上有些动画角色的原型就是他
Taylor，我不会和某个不会说英语的
亚洲流行歌手
去参加舞会
Summer
Cohen欺骗了你
作为女人，你有责任
让他感到可悲与渺小
和你能找到的
最辣的男人一起参加舞会
很有道理
你肯定他很辣？
Sung Ho说，在他上次的音乐会上
一群疯狂的女学生烧了警车
大韩国
嘿，你怎么样？
嘿，很好
那些是舞会门票？
对，我邀请了某人
事实上是Theresa
噢，那很好啊
- 嗯 - 那么，那个宝宝...？
很可爱，但不是我的
你怎么样？
你...你去吗？
我不记得你和Volchok
是不是还在一起，还是...
很难说
嗯？
他不是很热情
但他答应了
那...那很好啊
嗯
好吧，我得去上课了
恭喜你，关于Theresa
回见
我是Summer，请留言
嘿，我...我只是想
为今天在女卫生间的事情道歉
我不是存心跟着你进去
或是吓唬Rushfield女士
我只是想解释
我和Anna之间决不可能产生浪漫
你好，Seth
我得挂了
好，好，来了，来了
瞧瞧是谁来了
我要和你谈谈
唔，我没有谈话的心情
晚点再来找我吧
Ken，听着
我昨晚看见你在码头
昨晚，昨晚...
我不记得那么久以前的事了
也许你记得和你在一起的女孩？
长发，有纹身，长得不像Marissa？
你是局外人
不过告诉我，为什么我要欺骗Marissa？
我是说...
那姑娘很辣，是不是？
在所有方面
不过你早就知道了，是不是？
你想看看能把我逼到什么地步，省省吧
我从那个致命武器问题上学到不少
不会再发生了
嘿，Kevin
有个像蛇一样的东西
在浴室...
你来有什么事？
是啊，Ryan
你怎么在这儿？
Kirsten打电话
邀请所有人明天去拍照
我只是想邀请你
哦，你太好了
是啊，好极了
别理他
我们会去
嗯
你好？
嘿
嗨，Anna
Seth说你在镇上
嘿，你还吗？
我很好，你看上去长大很多
我们不都是？
你和父母住？
和我的叔叔阿姨
去年，我父母换了房子
- 我们家比较奇怪 - 嗯
你去舞会吗？
嗯，事实上我和Theresa一起去
嘿，她来了
瞧瞧这位真朋友，Ryan
飞了2000英里过来
还被挤在中间位子
就是为了Summer和我
能一起参加舞会，告诉我
你会这么做吗？
还是不要试验的好
内疚是很强的推动力
我再告诉你一次，这不是你的错
不过我想听听计划
计划一
哦！听见没有，Ryan？
计划一
那说明有很多计划
计划一，我现在去Summer家
告诉她我们之间没什么
好
出于好奇，计划二是什么？
万一、万一，计划一失败了
计划二，你带我参加舞会
我买了裙子
我最好先走了
我会打电话给你
- 回见，拜拜 - 拜拜
我不知道，我有点喜欢
我要杀了Taylor
为什么，得了
他很可爱
你怎么知道？他穿着太空服
你觉得Kevin会喜欢这件吗？
会，如果能很容易剥下来
这本该让Seth嫉妒
那是什么？
Seth的餐巾坦白书
讲述了他所有的谎言和诡计
包括他可悲的2周投石事件
知道吗？我觉得该是时候
让Sandy和Kirsten更了解自己的儿子
什么？Summer，你不能这样做
我可以，我们定过协议
他告诉我，如果他再做错事
我可以把这个交给他父母
报复
你有没有想过
也许关于他和Anna的事，他说的是实话
你真的认为
他们会那样对你？
嗨
但愿我没有打搅你们
哦，我的上帝
没有
嗨，Anna
很高兴再见到你
我也是
我要去...试穿这条裙子
我需要你
你来这儿干嘛？
Summer，我想和你谈谈
你必须相信我
我和Seth之间没什么
你还是我的Blanche，知道吗？
很不错的尝试，我看见你们在飞机场拥抱
那...不是你想的那样
我们在庆祝
庆祝什么？
未来
如果我飞了2000英里过来
我可能会编个更好的故事
不，那是事实，Seth...
我的舞伴马上就要到了
他是个摇滚明星
你也许听说过他，大韩国
唔...
嗯，不太令人惊讶
谢谢来访
Summer...
Summer，我很抱歉你不相信我
但如果你真的和别人去
介意我和Seth一起去吗？
我为什么要介意？
那好吧
- 到时候见 - 回见
那么
再说一遍，计划是？
Summer在舞会上看见我和Anna在一起
面临一个没有Seth Cohen的真实世界
她幡然醒悟
唔，因为一个没有你的世界
就是一个没有阳光的世界
Ryan，那就是一个没有温暖的世界
我也没理解
但我觉得，我们应该在这点上相信Anna
她更加了解女性心理
比你我可能期望达到的还要多
太对了
你们准备好了吗？
其他人要来了
怎么了？有什么问题？
不，你看起来很不错...
我已经准备好了
你好，欢迎
这两位是我的父母，你好
很高兴见到你
请进
很高兴再见到你
你看起来真漂亮
你也是
那就是Summer的舞伴
看起来像《钢之炼金术士》中某人 （《钢之炼金术士》：日本动画）
Kirsten，这是Yang一家，Elena和Tom
嘿，Taylor，Sung Ho
噢我的上帝 你看起来很漂亮
你也是，很高兴见到你
很高兴你能来
Ryan，我真的很高兴 你和Seth都能找到舞伴
谢谢
我需要你们每人
给我50块，为了派对之后的活动
我来付
哦，你来啦
非常感谢你，Cohen先生
不客气
所有人注意：轿车正等着
所以女士们，请将钱包
和外套放在吧台上
我们就可以去游泳池那儿拍照
好吗？
嗯，洗手间在哪儿？
唔...穿过大厅
好，我们要给所有孩子拍一张
站在一起
噢，等等
有人看见Kevin吗？
我想他还在洗手间
好吧，我去找他来
家长们想拍一张所有人的照片
我们在等你
好
瞧
又怎么了？
你要告诉我说，我不能喝酒？
不，事实上我不在乎你喝酒
但如果你在Marissa面前弄出事情
我找你算账
好吧
哇哦，我的上帝
- 你知道这是什么吗？ - 什么？
这是《七宝奇谋》的海盗洞穴
我死了，去了天堂
Taylor，太棒了
比我以前设计的
任何舞会都好
我的上帝，Marissa，这对我而言太重要了
我一直那么说，但没人理会
Seth，你和我，一起参加舞会
谁会想到
我知道，我猜有时候事情会突然明朗
可笑男孩
你经常拿出来喝的小瓶子在哪儿？
想加点酒精？
正合我意
好吧，跟我来
那不像你的作风
大韩国
嗨
快来
我去放下钱包
然后我们跳舞？
- 好啊 - 好
你确定这么做？
是的，Seth，相信我就好
来吧，我们去和Hook船长合影
- 好吧 - 快来
哦，你好Lisa
嗨
真高兴你能赶回来参加舞会
我觉得你在《美国偶像》中表现棒极了 （《美国偶像》：美国娱乐节目，超女就是模仿它）
顺便问一句，你知道
Simon是在哪里买到那些紧身V领衫？
我很想为Sung Ho买一件
我有没有感谢过你能来？
大约40次
有什么问题？
你的小朋友带走了我的酒瓶
我肯定她会带回来的
好吧，我要去抽点大麻
来吗？
其实我想享受舞会
回来后来找我
我是不是听到抽某种东西？
因为我知道比较隐蔽的地方
带路
也许是我比较伤感
但看着孩子们参加毕业舞会
我忍不住心想，时光如梭
我记得Summer第一天
去幼儿园
她换了三次外套
然后她哭着从学校回到家
因为另一个女孩穿着同样的上衣
那另一个女孩就是Marissa
当然
是不是在幼儿园
Seth只对Boba Fett有反应？ （Boba Fett：《星球大战》中的赏金猎人）
天啊，Boba Fett
那是四年级
不，是五年级
天，我无法相信
在我比现在的Marissa大一岁时
我嫁给了Jimmy
生活给你带来惊喜真让人惊讶
- 有些是开心的，我想 - 非常开心
我要向你们二位敬酒
很抱歉Sandy和我没能
给你们办一个订婚派对
但我们无比喜悦
谢谢
- 干杯 - 干杯
哦，谁知道，对不起
必须接一下，是我的同事
马上回来
大忙人一个
我只是希望
Neil和我能像你和Sandy一样快乐
不，事实上我在他家吃饭
怎么了？
我能告诉他吗？
好吧
好
好吧，我觉得不错，好
我们为什么不去跳舞？
- 谢谢！ - 喜欢跳舞...
我得过去和她谈谈
不，Seth，你不能
瞧，她看起来很凄凉
而且...
有点醉醺醺的
那就是目的
起码凄凉这一点是
我觉得我不行了
Seth，计划正在进行
在你不断哀求回到她身边时
她很容易怀疑你
但现在她可能真的要失去你
她在想，也许我应该相信他
- 真的？ - 真的
在我看来，她正在描述
如何将我的身体当作食物
然后用我的骨头喂鲨鱼
抱歉，请你们将注意力转到我这里
你们好
欢迎你们所有人来到海盗舞会
谢谢
好，现在，在我宣布海盗国王和皇后之前
我想在此时说
今年能成为你们的活动部主席
是我的荣幸
快打开信封！
很抱歉，我一整年都在马不停蹄
- 就是为了你们能度过美好时光 - 无聊
好极了
只是让你们知道一下
为了公平起见
我让自己退出竞选
所以无需重新选举
好，唔...
你们的2006年皇后是...
哦我的上帝，连续2年夺冠 Summer Roberts
哦我的上帝
去吧，Summer
哦我的上帝
我不觉得你无聊，我爱你
太谢谢你们了，太谢谢你们了
太谢谢你们了！哦我的天
你们，太谢谢了
你们...怎么了？
哦，皇冠
好的，谢谢
嗯
太谢谢你们了，能成为你们的皇后实在是...
这里是不是有100万度热？
好热，知道吗？也许我们应该揭开谁是你的国王
去它的
你知道吗？事实上，让我...
介绍你们认识我的舞伴
拿着
他就在这儿
他就是我的舞伴
他是韩国头号流行歌星
梆...梆...
无论如何
我向他保证
如果我赢了
我就会给他一个热辣辣的吻
这不是计划的一部分
她只是在做困兽之斗
这很好
你觉得如何，Cohen？
男人下去！男人下去！
哦我的上帝
- 你还好吗？ - 啊！
是哪个白痴把舞台做得那么短？
Summer，你还好么？
离远点
哇哦
所有人，让我一个人静一静
她需要条湿毛巾
或者一条小毛巾
- Cohen - 什么？什么？
- “没有毛巾”这条在你的计划里？ - 不
现在我觉得计划二糟透了
谁有小毛巾？谁有小毛巾？
我们必须找条小毛巾 她还好吗？
我觉得该走了
去参加派对后的活动
好主意
我找不到Kevin
他不见了
好，我去找他
对了，我最好也去找
那是谁？
就是那个男人，我...
我告诉他我今晚到这儿来
我应该接一下
对不起，我知道，这有点疯狂
嗯，有点疯狂
一点点
但这里是我最想在的地方
我也准备这么告诉他
一二分钟后见
Ryan？
你在做什么？
Sung Ho和他的表弟
送Summer去轿车，你找到Kenvin没？
没有，没有，我们到里面去看看
- 他也许到外面抽烟 - 没有，我查过了
- 你查过了？ - 对
你为什么有点奇怪？
你肯定他不在外面？
哦我的上帝
出去
什么？
出去
混蛋
就这样？我能走了吗？
- 为什么？ - 你这是在期望什么？嗯？
你以为把你的坏男孩打扮得衣着鲜光
带他去有钱小孩的派对
你朋友会觉得你酷？
- 你知道不是这样的 - 得了
你只是想把我变成和他一样的骚包男
你根本比不上他
毫无疑问，我看错你了
你总算学会了
说真的，Kirsten，我很高兴你们和好了
上周你把我吓坏了
我也把自己吓坏了
Julie...
上周在晚餐上，我喝了酒
什么？！哦我的上帝
这是11个月以来的第一次
只有一杯，我每天都去酗酒帮助中心
但它发生了
你和Sandy谈过吗？
不，我试过 甚至在我感到将要发生这事以前，但是...
Kirsten，你必须告诉他
告诉他我们的婚姻压力激发我的嗜酒？
正如你所说
我不会用自己的酗酒
作为威胁挽救我们的婚姻
如果他不能理解这一切
那有什么用？
你打算做什么？
我不知道
现在Sandy和我之间
我感觉推一下我们的关系就会土崩瓦解
你好？垃圾箱有它存在的理由
哦...抱歉，喂
我为这地方付了安全押金，我希望能要回来
如果Volchek要进来，门口的人会告诉我
你还好吗？
我很好，我想
不过我想回家
Marissa，这是你的舞会
是，这是我的舞会
但那是在我男朋友搭上另一个女孩之前
我去喝点酒
Summer，是我们，你觉得如何？
走开，让我一个人死
是执行计划三的时候了
有计划三？
你怎么之前没说？
伙计，总有计划三
其他两个只是让你发现别无选择
你必须告诉她实情，关于所有事
她在说谁？
我打赌你觉得这很聪明
因为她是个聪明女孩
我要走了
明天我飞回去，以后在普罗维登斯再见你们 （普罗维登斯：美国罗得岛州首府）
- Summer - 唔？
觉得好受点
记得Seth他爱你
Anna，谢谢
再见
知道吗？
我觉得她没那么聪明
我觉得她是个傻瓜
傻傻的名字，傻傻的头发
听着，我不指望你作出回应 更不指望你记得
真相是，事实上我没能进Brown
什么？！
- 太快了 - 我知道，如果我不去你也不去
我不希望你这样
我不希望你失去机会，所以我才和你分手
这是我听过的最愚蠢的事情
后来我意识到自己无法离开你
所以我来这儿试图说服你和好
好吧，这才是我听过的最愚蠢的事情
但真的很浪漫，起作用了吗？
不，没有
Anna给我争取到罗得岛设计学院（RISD）的面试
他们读了我的漫画，很喜欢，所以...
这就是为什么你在飞机场拥抱她？
- 哦我的上帝 - 听着，我知道自己承诺过
我再也不说谎，在我给你那封信时
- 哦我的上帝，那封信 - 什么？
Cohen，我要坦白
哦
哇哦，令人印象深刻
我爱你
我也爱你
我们可以待会儿再接吻
好吧，需要我拿着你的皇冠吗？
- 不！ - 好吧
嘿...
波纹贝壳形意大利通心粉，很好
怎么了？
听着，我刚接到的电话
是医院理事会里我的一个朋友
有传言说
Griffin和你有不当的举动
周一早上理事会将暂时取消Griffin的资格
他们会申请犯罪调查
调查你们两个
Neil
- 已经晚了，我们回去吧 - 唔，好
Kirsten，感谢你准备了这一切 这是个迷人的夜晚
哦，不客气
我们送你们出去
- 一切都好？ - 嗯
-=The Last Fantasy=- 时间轴：fisherchen 翻译/校对：LainEarth
她不在这儿，她一定回去了
她会没事的
也许你没注意，她已经变了
变得坚强
你也变了
是吗？你这么觉得？
我所认识的Ryan会在舞会上
和那家伙狠狠打一架
我知道，有部分的你还是想的
但你没有
那才是重点
那么，你喜欢这个新的我？
唔...他还是不太会跳舞，但是...
什么？！
你说得对，我还不太会
我们之间
没办法随意，因为过去有太多的纠葛
我知道
我觉得今晚不该发生什么
绝对不该，绝对...
好，很好
哦我的上帝！哦我的上帝！ 哦我的上帝！
- Taylor，发生什么事了？ - 哦我的上帝，钱不见了！
我把钱放在钱包里
我把5000块放在钱包里，不见了
我在舞会上放在这儿，肯定有人拿了
我们应该叫警察
没必要，没必要
我知道钱在哪儿
什么意思，你知道？
我觉得自己可能呼吸困难
- 一切还好吧？ - 嗯
你想要什么？
由你决定会怎么样
舞会，唔？
晚上糟透了
你也许觉得我是傻瓜？
把Marissa的事搞砸了
所有人都会知道是我拿的，还是去偷钱
我没想到你
但你的确是傻瓜
也许无法和Marissa和解
但至少现在...
...你和我可以解决瓜葛
我不是来和你打架
你当然是
否则，你会叫警察
来吧
你知道自己渴望着，放弃吧
好吧，好吧，好吧
我明白了，是钱的问题
但告诉我
从现在开始一个礼拜，如果我想
我可以在那床垫上要她
那让你感觉如何？