疯狂的月亮升起 Crazy moon is rising
在西天 In the western sky
夏日的风在呼啸 Summer winds are whistling
一个国家的摇篮曲 A country lullaby
爱情来得可不便宜 Love just don't come easy
对于黑夜的佳人 For a lady of the night
她寻找爱人 Looking for a lover
那些不读不写的人 Those who do not read or write
我们还是来了 Still we made it
爱情是我们买不到的 On the love we couldn't buy
从未停止过问为什么 Never stopped to question why
在一个地方 In a place
在那里很难找到爱 Where love was hard to find
据说秃鹰吸阳 They say the vultures suckled
对于白天的失败者 For the loser of the day
但生活和戴套 But living life and rubbers
是我们必须掏的钱 Are the dues we have to pay
我们还是来了 Still we made it
爱情肯定是我们买不到的 Bound to love we couldn't buy
从未停止过问为什么 Never stopped to question why
在一个地方 In a place
在那里很难找到爱 Where love was hard to find
亲爱的，我受够你接客了 Darling, I'm tired of you turning tricks
对于每个来到镇上的嫖客 for every 10 horn that comes to town.
亲爱的，你知道得谋生。 Oh honey, you knows you've gotta make a living.
玛丽露，嫁给我吧。 Mary Lou marry me.
我将放弃枪战 I'll give up gun fighting
我们可以一起养牛。 and we can raise cattle together.
你说真的吗? Do you mean it?
你当真吗? Do you really mean it?
亲爱的，我爱你 Darling, I loves you.
请嫁给我。 Please marry me.
拉尔夫，我不能。 Oh Ralph, I couldn't.
什么时候? When?
明天。 Tomorrow.
你知道我有多爱你。 Oh, you knows how I love you.
给。 Here.
小拉尔夫那边去躺一会儿， Lay little Ralph over there for a while,
他肯定在恢复健康 He sure is getting healthy.
他能随我姓太好了。 It's gonna be nice to have him pass on my name.
亲爱的，你真的是 Oh darling, you sure really are
我有过的最好的女人。 the finest woman I've ever had.
哦,亲爱的。 Oh, honey.
哦，没错，亲爱的。 Oh that's right, darling.
哦,是的。 Oh, yeah.
过来，宝贝。 Come over here, baby girl.
让我吃 Give me some head
拉尔夫。 Ralph.
什么事? Oh, yeah?
孩子的事我很抱歉。 I'm sorry about the baby.
哦,拉尔夫! Oh, Ralph!
我想感受你进入我，拉尔夫。 I wanna feel you inside of me, Ralph.
好，宝贝。 Oh, yeah baby.
哦,老天! Oh, God!
我现在来了。 I'm there now.
你的精液射到我胸上。 Shoot your hard cum all over my tits.
我射了。 I'm shooting it.
拉尔夫! Ralph!
我的天啊!是什么? Oh, my God! What was that?
哎呀!讨厌! Ouch! Shit!
在这里。 There it is.
上面说什么? What does it say?
我不知道。亲爱的，我不识字。 I don't know. I can't read honey.
给我。 Give it to me.
我的天啊! Oh my God!
什么? What?
我的天啊! Oh my God!
什么? What?
我的天啊! Oh my God!
上面说什么? What does it say?
是马气哈利写的。 It's from Horse breath Harry.
不，别是马气哈利。 No, not Horse breath Harry.
他说他在街上 He says he's down the street.
如果你不跟他决战的话 If you don't meet him for a showdown
他会来这里杀你。 he'll come here to kill you.
我得走了。 I've just gotta go.
哦,拉尔夫。 Oh, Ralph.
你一定要去吗? Do you have to go?
别阻止我，亲爱的。 Don't try to stop me darling.
如果我现在不去，我们就要逃跑 If I don't go now, we'll be running
担惊受怕马气哈利。 looking over our shoulders from Horse breath Harry.
拉尔夫，别去。 Oh, Ralph, don't go.
别担心。 Don't worry.
我还没输过枪战呢 I've never lost the gun battle yet
现在我有活下去的目标了。 and now I've got something to live for.
哦，谢谢。 Oh thank you.
现在我得自己出去了。 Now I've gotta get out on my own.
搞什么? Like what?
拉尔夫! Ralph!
玛丽露。 Mary Lou.
我们走吧。快来姑娘们, Well, let's go. Come on girls,
决战。马气哈利和拉尔夫小子。 a show down. Horse Breath Harry and Ralph the kid.
拉尔夫。 Ralph.
哦，拉尔夫，别去。 Oh, Ralph don't go.
亲爱的，别阻止我。 Darling, don't stop me now.
你阻止不了我。 You can't stop me.
不，拉尔夫，不要。 No Ralph, don't.
你不能。快离开这里，快走，快走。 You can't. Now get on out of here, go, get.
好吧… Well...
离开这里，有枪战。 Get out of here, there's a gun fight.
好了,马气。出来。 Okay, Horse breath. Come out.
你躲在哪里?鸡屎! Where are you hiding? Chicken shit!
出来!你在哪里，马气? Come out! Wherever you are, Horse breath?
你这该死的胆小鬼! You fucking chicken shit!
数到三拔枪，不然就死? Draw on the count of three, or die?
一。 One.
二。 Two.
三。 Three.
你中枪了。 You've been shot.
我的天啊!不。 Oh, my God! No.
你也是，傻瓜。 So have you stupid.
哦,干! Oh, fuck!
哦,老天! Oh, God!
路西法，穿过黑夜来 Lucifer, comes through the night
他使坏 He takes the wrong
让它看起来很好 And makes it look all right
他让你爽上天堂 He pulls you up
把你带下地狱 To bring you down
他嘲笑你 He laughs at you
因为你做他的朋友 Cause you're his pal
天堂的情欲 A heavenly desire
它会送你进他的生活 It's gonna bring you in his life
像黑夜一样安全，它看起来是的 Safe as night, what it seems to be
他会让你看到 He'll let you see what you
正好你想看的 Just what you want to see
你所有的幻想 All your fantasies
路西法，穿过黑夜来 Lucifer, comes through the night
他使坏，让它看起来很好 He takes the wrong and makes it look all right
他让你爽上天堂，把你带下地狱 He moves you up, to bring you down
他嘲笑你 And he laughs at you
因为你是他的小丑 Cause you're his clown
天堂的情欲 A heavenly desire
他会用你烧他的火 He's gonna burn you in his fire
像黑夜一样安全 Safe as night
他看起来是的 What he seems to be
他让你看到 He lets you see what you
正好你想看的 Just what you want to see
你所有的幻想 All your fantasies
路西法，到处隐藏 Lucifer, is hiding everywhere
路西法,在这里 Lucifer, is here
所以,环顾四周 So, look around
我们在哪儿? Where are we?
我们在天堂吗? Are we in heaven?
宝贝，你坐在一辆凯迪拉克四轮马车的后座上 Baby, you're in the backseat of a Cadillac Brougham.
这是你最接近天堂的地方了。 That's as close to heaven as you're gotta get.
马在哪儿? Where are the horses?
马?只要踩下油门就可以出发了。 Horses? Just press down on the gas pedal and away we go.
你是谁? Who are you?
魔鬼。 The devil.
如果你是魔鬼，为什么你没有角? If you're the devil, how come you don't have horns?
角。 Horns.
见鬼，角和驱魔人一起过时了。 Hell, horns went out with the Exorcist.
你要带我们去哪儿? Where are you taking us?
我们会下地狱吗? Are we going to hell?
也许。 Maybe.
你们已经在边界很长时间了。 You've been in limbo a long time now.
是时候你们上升 It's time for you to come on up
或者下到好玩的地方。 or down to where the action is.
那我们还能去天堂吗? Well, can we still get to heaven?
你们是想要一朵银色的云 You want a silver cloud
穿着长袍拿着竖琴 with a robe and a harp
永远奏赞美诗， and play hymns for the rest of eternity,
还是你们想下来 or do you want to come down
去妓女天堂的好玩地方? to where the action is in hookers heaven?
妓女天堂? Hookers heaven?
那是什么? What's that?
那是我的部分地狱。 That's my part of hell.
所有坏女人和嫖客都去那里 Where all the bad Janes and Johns go
真正极乐。 to really get it on.
我想天堂可以等。 Well, I think heaven can wait.
我们会下地狱。 We'll go to hell.
首先你们得证明你们的坏。 Well, you first have to prove your badness.
我们明天开始。 We'll start tomorrow.
你们在这里下车。 You get off here.
小心。 Be careful.
那是旧妓院。 That's the old whorehouse.
是的，看起来就像以前一样。 Yeah, looks just like it used to.
没错。 That's right.
只是现在是姐妹会了 Only now, it's a sorority.
什么是姐妹会? What's a sorority?
那是女生俱乐部。 That's a club for girls.
每个大学都有。 They have them at every college.
对不起。 Sorry.
好的。 Okay.
待会儿见，再见。 I'll see you later, bye bye.
斯图尔特小姐, Miss Stewart,
新的入会人来了。 the new pledges are here.
你看到那两个女孩了吗 You see those two girls,
她们是石头般冷淡的处女。 they're stone cold virgins.
下周六晚上在姐妹会 Next Saturday night at the sorority,
她们会被要求参加入会仪式。 they're gonna be asked to get down for the initiation.
你们的工作就是让她们做爱 It's your job to make them fuck
并且喜欢它。 and like it.
天啊，他和拉尔夫一模一样。 My God, he's a spitting image of Ralph.
是他孙子。 It's his grandson.
他在这附近做维修工作。 He does the maintenance around here.
小心点，不然他会看见你们。 Careful, or he'll see you.
他能看见我们。 He can see us.
就他一个。 He's the only one.
汤姆有时觉得自己是拉尔夫小子 Tom sometimes thinks he's Ralph the kid
他非常爱你，玛丽露。 and he loves you very much, Mary Lou.
爱我? In love with me?
没错。 That's right.
当爱强大时，人可以看到其他维度。 When love is strong, people can see into other dimensions.
他看到你们俩了，罗斯芭，冷静点。 He sees you two Rosebud, so be cool.
姑娘们去工作，祝你们好运。 Well, girls go to work and good luck.
如果你们需要什么， If you girls should need anything,
我住在房子的后面。 I live in the back of the house.
但我以为这里没有男人住。 But I thought no men lived here.
你说得对。除了我以外。 You're right. Except me.
我卖房子送的。 I come with the house.
我的祖父是拉尔夫小子。 My grandfather was Ralph the kid.
他在街上被枪杀了 He was gunned down on the street
就在这房子前面。 right in front of this house.
来。我给你们看样东西。 Here. Let me show you something.
那是拉尔夫小子 There, that's Ralph, the kid
他长得跟你一模一样 He looks exactly like you.
我知道，那是玛丽露，他的女朋友 I know and that's Mary Lou, his girlfriend
那是罗斯芭。 and that's Rosebud.
哦，她很漂亮。 Oh, she's pretty.
玛丽露，罗斯芭! Mary Lou, Rosebud!
回来。你去哪里，玛丽露，罗斯芭? Come back. Where are you, Mary Lou, Rosebud?
玛丽露，罗斯芭，回来。 Mary Lou, Rosebud, come back here.
玛丽露，回来。 Mary Lou, come back.
哦,玛丽露。 Oh, Mary Lou.
我的眼镜在哪儿? Where are my glasses?
她们去哪里了? Where'd they go?
她们去哪里了? 罗斯芭! Where'd they go? Rosebud!
别理他。 Don't mind him.
罗斯芭，玛丽露。 Rosebud, Mary Lou.
汤姆有点神经， Tom is a bit out to lunch,
但他是我们这里需要的好员工。 but he's a good worker we need around here.
我是舍监，斯图尔特小姐。 I'm the house mother, Miss Stewart.
我是海伦。 I'm Helen.
我是苏。 I'm Sue.
很高兴认识你们 Nice to meet you
来吧。我带你们去你们的房间。 Come on. I'll show you to your rooms.
好吧 Okay
姑娘们，这是你们的房间。 Well, here's your room, girls.
你们觉得怎么样? How do you like it?
我喜欢。 I like it.
很美丽。 It's beautiful.
看看这些颜色。 Look at the colors.
我知道。 I know.
你们从犹他州来的旅途怎么样? Well, how was your trip from Utah?
哦，很不错。谢谢你！ Oh, it was very nice. Thank you.
你知道吗，我们之前从来没有像这样独自生活， You know, we've never been on our own like this before,
但我们在西耶鲁有男朋友。 but we have boyfriends at Western Yale.
是的。 Yeah.
好的。 Okay.
等安顿好了，你们可以下来见见姑娘们。 When you get settled you can come down and meet the girls.
再见。 See you later.
谢谢。 Thank you.
真的很感激。 Really appreciate it.
我喜欢她。她很好。 I like her. She's nice.
是啊，我也喜欢她 Yeah, I like her too.
我想知道查尔斯在哪儿。 I wonder where Charles is.
他说他会来的。 He said he'd be here.
你好吗? How are you doing?
亲爱的。 Honey.
哦,查尔斯。 Oh, Charles.
见到你真高兴。 It's so good to see you.
我也很高兴见到你。 It's good to see you too.
我想你了。 I've missed you.
我也是。 Yeah, me too.
苏，你好吗? How are you doing Sue?
我很好，查尔斯。 I'm pretty good, Charles.
校园里一切都好吗? How's everything on campus.
太棒了。 Oh, it's fantastic.
你一定会喜欢这里的。 Hey, you're really gonna love it here.
你知道吗，这是学校里最好的房子。 This is the best house on campus you know.
我希望是比尔。 Oh, I hope it's Bill.
你好。比尔，你好吗? Hello. Bill, how are you?
好吧。我马上下去。 Okay. I'll be right down.
回头见。 See you guys later.
比尔在楼下等我。 Bill's waiting for me downstairs.
玩得开心。 Have fun.
玩得开心。 Have a good time.
你哥哥弗雷迪让我向你问好 Your brother Freddy said to say hello
你哥哥说 and your brother said
你一定要穿厚毛衣， to be sure you wear the heavy sweater,
那是你伯莎阿姨送给你的圣诞礼物。 that your aunt Bertha gave you for the Christmas.
如果天气变冷了。 If it gets cold.
查尔斯，你在干什么? Charles, what are you doing?
我好想你。 I missed you so much.
你感觉真好。 You feel so good.
等等，我们最好别这么做。 Wait we'd better not do this.
查尔斯! Charles!
我一直很想你，很久很久了。 I've been thinking of you so much, for so long.
停止它。 Stop it.
但我爱你。 But I love you.
我也爱你。 Oh, I love you too.
查尔斯!你知道，我们不能 Charles! You know, we can't do
直到我们结婚。 that till after we're married.
我们可以接吻，不是吗? We can kiss, can't we?
接吻是可以的。 Kissing is okay.
哦! Oh!
怎么了? What's the matter?
没什么。 Nothing.
你知道吗, You know,
这是我真正喜欢的 this is really what I like,
就这样抱着你。 just holding you like this.
我也是。 Yeah, me too.
查尔斯，能就让我抱着你吗? Charles, can you just let me hold you?
哦,好的。 Oh, yeah.
当然。 Sure.
更快一点。 Little faster though.
怎么了? What's the matter?
哦,没什么。 Oh, nothing.
感觉好极了。 It feels so good.
查尔斯，我真的不能理解你。 Charles, I just can't understand you.
我能理解你。 I can understand you.
哦,查尔斯。 Oh, Charles.
查尔斯! Charles!
好的。好吧。 Okay. All right.
就… Just...
感觉很好。 It feels good.
抱着你的感觉真好。 It feels nice holding you.
查尔斯,拜托。 Charles, please.
好。好。 Okay. Okay.
这是美丽的。 That was beautiful.
当然了 Oh, it sure was.
唇上之吻只是一部分， A kiss from the lips is only a part,
但一个完整的吻 but a kiss to be whole
是发自内心的。 comes straight from the heart.
什么? What?
诗歌表达情感。 Poetry speaks emotion.
是的。是的。好吧。 Oh yeah. Yeah. Okay.
我爱你，查尔斯。 I love you, Charles.
我也爱你。 I love you too.
啊!讨厌! Argh! Yuck!
我一定是坐在湿的东西上了。 I must have sat in something wet.
哦，真漂亮。 Oh, it's beautiful.
未来的比尔安德森太太。 The future Mrs. Bill Anderson.
比尔安德森太太听起来不错。 Mrs. Bill Anderson sounds nice.
我们去汽车旅馆开房吧。 Let's go get a motel room.
为什么? What for?
我想和你做爱，苏。 I wanna make love to you, Sue.
我不能。 I can't.
我从来没做过。 I've never done it.
我是说，这不对。 I mean, it's not right.
亲爱的，我们要结婚了。 Come on honey, we're gonna get married.
我是说，我们至少应该明白我们是否合得来。 I mean, we ought to at least find out if we're compatible.
我们会的，等我们结婚后。 We will, right after we're married.
没人再在乎了。 Nobody cares about that anymore.
我是说，现在的情侣婚前都住在一起 I mean, couples live together before they get married now
你甚至都不愿和我做爱，这太疯狂了。 and you won't even make love to me, that's crazy.
为什么我们在一起的时候总要吵架? Why do we always have to fight when we're together?
只是我太爱你了。 It's just that I love you so much.
我需要你，苏。 I need you Sue.
哦,天哪!我妈妈会杀了我的。 Oh, God! my mother would kill me.
她没必要知道 She doesn't need to know.
来吧亲爱的。 Come on honey.
停止，比尔，我不能。 Stop it Bill, I can't.
你在干什么? What are you doing?
你为什么解开上衣的扣子? Why did you unbutton your blouse?
我解开上衣的扣子? I unbutton my blouse?
你疯了。 You are crazy.
天啊，你真的越来越奇怪了。 Hell, you're really getting weird.
我要离开这里。 I'm getting out of here.
等你恢复理智了找我。 Call me when you regained your senses.
别指望了，苏。 Don't hold your breath, Sue.
给你下一个女朋友 Give it to your next girlfriend,
也许她会和你上床。 maybe she'll sleep with you.
亲爱的，怎么了? Oh honey, what's the matter?
我搞砸了。 I messed up.
我该怎么办? What am I gonna do?
冷静点。 Well, just calm down.
但你不知道。 But, you don't know.
告诉我发生了什么。 Tell me what happened.
我刚和我的未婚夫分手了。 I just broke up with my fiancé.
为什么? Why?
他想去汽车旅馆。 He wanted to go to a motel.
我答应过我妈妈我不会的。 I promised my mother I wouldn't.
亲爱的，他只是想和你做爱。 Oh, honey he just wants to make love to you.
这是很自然的，你知道吗。 It's natural you know.
但这是不对的。 But it's not right.
我还没结婚呢。 I'm not married yet.
做爱并没有错 There's nothing wrong with having sex
和你爱的人。 with someone you love.
但 But
爱和体验肉体之爱 Loving and experiencing physical love
是世界上最美好的东西。 is the most beautiful thing in the world.
是吗? Is it?
是的。 It is.
你不喜欢他吻你吗? Don't you like when he kisses you?
喜欢，但他想要全部。 Oh yes, but he wants to go all the way.
那你爱他吗? Well, do you love him?
是的，非常喜欢。 Yes, Very much.
那就顺其自然吧。 Well, just let nature take its course.
但我很害怕。 But I'm frightened.
没什么好怕的。 There's nothing to be frightened of.
他会怎么做? What is he gonna do?
非常美妙。 It's very beautiful.
首先他会把你抱在怀里 Well, first he'll hold you in his arms
轻轻地吻你的嘴唇。 and kiss you very gently on the lips.
然后他会温柔地吻你 Then he'll just kiss you tenderly
轻轻地舔你的嘴唇。 and lick your lips very gently.
你会感觉到他的舌头在你嘴上 You'll feel his tongue on you
然后你开始吮吸它。 and you start sucking it.
把它深深吸进嘴里。 Sucking it deep into your mouth.
然后你假装那是他的 Then you pretend that it's his
抽动的,搏动的鸡鸡 throbbing, pulsating cock,
他的甘美汁液就要在你嘴里爆炸。 about to explode his luscious juices in your mouth.
然后他把舌头从你嘴里拿出来 Then he takes his tongue out of your mouth
然后顺着你的脖子往下舔 and runs it down your neck
你的乳房 to your breasts
然后他舔你的乳头。 and then he licks your nipple.
当他让乳头挺起的时候， When he gets it really erect,
他咬一下，轻轻地咬， he takes a little bit and gently bites it,
就这样轻轻的 just so gently
这会让你接近高潮 and this about takes you to near ecstasy
你可能几乎会射液 where you could just about cum
他轻轻地咬你的乳头 with him biting your nipple, right gently
然后他继续沿着你的身体向下。 and then he continues down your body.
他继续慢慢地沿着你的身体向下 He continues down your body real slowly
用他的舌头。 with his tongue.
他温热的舌头 His hot tongue
舔你的全身。 licking you all over.
顺着你的身体… Down your body to be...
到时候的时候 Whenever it's time
你的阴蒂在抽动和搏动 your clitoris is just throbbing and pulsating
他感觉到这一点， and he senses this,
然后他张开你的腿。 and he opens your legs.
他把你的腿张开很大 He opens your legs real wide
他用手指把你的阴门打开 and he spreads your pussy with his fingers
他会舔你，他开始舔你。 and he licks when he starts just licking you.
他看到你的阴门就舔了 He just saw your pussy and licks it
然后他…… and then he...
他伸出舌头 he sticks his tongue
在你阴蒂附近舔，他戏弄你。 right near your clit and he's teasing you.
他一直戏弄你，直到你受不了为止。 He's teasing you until you can stand it.
哦，这让你抓狂 Oh and this drives you crazy
然后你开始想干。 and you start thrusting.
你想干。 You wanna thrust.
你想干他 You wanna thrust right into him
你极度想要他。 and you want him so badly.
你想要他 You want him
然后他就开始戏弄你 and he just starts teasing you
戏弄你。 and teasing you.
更多。更多。 More. More.
更多? More?
请更多。 More please.
更多。 More.
哦,我的天啊。 Oh my God.
刚刚发生了什么事。 What just happened.
我怎么回事? What happened to me?
你知道就是这样了吗? Do you know it was just that?
谢谢。 Thank you.
好。 All right.
你是队长! You're the captain!
传球。 Pass it.
传这里。 Pass it here.
在这里。 Right here.
试着传这里。 Try to pass it here.
给它。 Give it.
我们来 Let's go
好吧，开始了。 Okay here it goes.
来吧，伙计们。 Come on guys.
真的，很棒的投球。 Really, that's a great shot.
有这样的手臂 With arms like that
你不应该浪费它们耙树叶。 you shouldn't waste them raking leaves.
是的。 Yeah.
来吧，汤姆。你为什么不来 Come on Tom. Why don't you come
和我们一起玩? and have some fun with us?
你为什么不试着和真正的女孩玩呢 Why don't you try playing with some real girls
而不是去追逐鬼魂? instead of chasing after ghosts?
是的。看这个，汤姆。 Yeah. Look at this, Tom.
真女孩难道不让你兴奋吗? Don't real girls turn you on.
他害怕真正的女孩 He's afraid of real girls,
也许他没有鸡鸡。 maybe he doesn't have a cock.
怎么了，汤姆， Oh, what's the matter Tom,
你怕我们吗? are you afraid of us?
不可能是这样 Oh, it couldn't be that.
让我们看看你有什么货。 Show us what you've got.
是的。是的。是的。 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
你们为什么不放过他 Why don't you all just leave him alone.
如果你给我们看你的，我们就给你看我们的。 Oh, we'll show you ours, if you show us yours.
我们去追他，姑娘们。 let's get him girls.
快，拿出来。 Go on, get it out.
追上他，姑娘们，快点。 Get him girls, come on.
把你的衣服脱了。 Take these clothes off of you.
哦,我的天啊。 Oh my God.
怎么了，姑娘们? What's the matter girls?
你们害怕真正的男人吗? Are you afraid of a real man?
来吧。 Come on.
我不懂那事。 Well, I don't know about that.
你现在就可以来懂。 You can come and get it now.
你们俩。 Both of you.
剥掉包装。 Take the wrapping off this package.
哦，它兴奋了。 Oh, it's turned on.
哦，是的，看起来不错。 Oh, yeah they look nice.
给我吹箫。 Give me some head.
哦,耶。 Oh, yeah.
哦,干。哦,宝贝。 Oh, fuck. Oh, baby.
哦,耶。 Oh, yeah.
哦,干! Oh, fuck!
哦,没错。 Oh, that's right.
射 cum
我要射了。 I'm gonna cum.
哦,讨厌。来了。 Oh, shit. Right there.
噢,耶。 Oh yeah.
噢,耶 Oh yeah
你想做什么? What do you wanna do?
好吧, Well,
这不是我们的房东吗。 Well if it isn't our fucking landlord.
这是夏琳,这是姑娘们。 Charlene, girls.
我想让你们认识一下我的新秘书，夏琳? I'd like you to meet my new secretary, Charlene?
原来的那个呢? What happened to the old one now?
她厌倦了所有的绳索和锁链吗? Did she gets tired of all the ropes and chains?
斯图尔特小姐在哪儿? Where's miss Stewart?
我来了，哈罗德。 Here I am, Harold.
这是房租支票，情人。 Here's the rent check, lover boy.
哦，这个只是一半房租。 Oh, this is only for half the rent.
谁来付另一半呢? Who's paying the other half.
轮到你了，雪莉。 Your turn, Shelly.
那个怎么样? What about that one?
你不能要那个。 You can't have that one.
哦! Oh!
为什么不呢? Why not?
如果你想染上淋病，哈罗德， Oh, if you'd like to get the clap, Harold,
就去吧。 go right ahead.
我明白了。 I see.
我们去? Shall we?
天啊，贪图便宜房租你得做什么。 God, what you've got to do for cheap rent.
亲爱的，你先请。 After you, my dear.
什么是淋病? What's the clap?
我不知道。 I don't know.
好了。 Okay.
门上了锁，没人会来打扰我们。 The door has locks, nobody will be bothering us.
这很好。 That's nice.
欢迎雪莉加入我们的小群体，好吗? Shall we welcome Shirley to our little group, shall we?
听你的，哈罗德。当然可以。 Whatever you say, Harold. Sure.
你好,雪莉。 Hi Shirley.
嗨。 Hi.
让我们看看这里有什么。 Let's see what we've got here.
我小的时候女人没有这个。 They didn't have these when I was a boy.
嘿，琼，你能把相机拿来吗? Hey, June, could you get the camera?
我们开始工作吧。 Let's get to work.
是的。 Yeah.
你为什么不玩下面呢，雪莉 Why don't you get down on there, Shirley.
缓慢。 Slowly.
好了，宝贝，吸它。 All right baby, suck it.
让我坐在你脸上，哈罗德， Let me sit on your face, Harold,
这样你就能舔我的阴部了。 so that you can lick my pussy.
就是这样。 That's it.
当情人男孩看到这些， When lover boy sees these,
他会给我们免租金的。 he'll give us free rent.
我想我宁愿给他老婆。 I think I'd rather just give them to his wife.
嘿，我不知道女孩们怎么 Hey, I don't know how the girls
在这里生活可以这么容易。 around here can be so easy.
我知道。 I know.
嘿，你知不知道 Hey, did you know
她们的入会仪式是怎样的? what they had to do for their initiation?
不知道。怎么? No. What?
她们必须和半个橄榄球队的人上床 They had to have sex with half the football team
然后她们最后是一场巨大的狂欢。 and then they ended up in a gigantic orgy.
她们最好别让我们这么做 Well, they better not ask us to do that,
因为这是我的底线。 cause that's where I draw the line.
嘿，我会回家 Hey, I'm gonna go home
在我让任何人进入我的内裤之前。 before I let anybody into my pants.
我去接。 I'll get it.
喂。 Hello.
等一下，我看看。 Wait a second I'll see.
嘿，苏，是比尔。 Hey, Sue, it's Bill.
我不在 I'm not here
对不起，比尔。 And I'm sorry, Bill.
是的。好吧。再见。 Yeah. Okay. Byebye.
苏，我真的觉得你应该和他谈谈。 Hey Sue, I really think you should talk to him.
我是说，他一直在疯狂地给你打电话。 I mean, look, he's been calling you like crazy.
我要给他个教训 Well, I'ma teach him a lesson.
嘿，如果他给你一个教训呢 Hey, well, what if he teaches you a lesson
然后就不打电话了? and just stops calling all together?
那他去地狱吧。 Well, he can go to hell.
在经历这两个人之后，地狱将是受欢迎的变化。 Hell would be a welcome change after these two.
她们真的会是个大问题。 They're really gonna be a fucking problem.
玛丽露，罗斯芭! Mary Lou, Rosebud!
等等我，玛丽露，罗斯芭! Wait for me Mary Lou. Rosebud!
那应该暂时对付这个小恶魔。 That should take care of the little devil for awhile.
原谅我。我的意思是,蠢货。 Excuse me. I mean, prick.
看来我们有大麻烦。 It looks like we have us a real problem here.
我知道。 I know.
我想我们永远都不会让那两个上床。 I don't think we're ever gonna get those too laid.
如果明天之后她们还是处女怎么办? What happens if they're still virgins after tomorrow?
没什么。 Well, nothing much.
你们两个会被分配一朵云，一件长袍和一把竖琴 You two will be assigned a cloud, robe and a harp
你们得和帕特·布恩一起唱奇异恩典 and you have to sing amazing grace along with Pat Boone
直到永远。 for the rest of eternity.
哦,讨厌。 Oh shit.
我们能怎么办? What can we do?
一定有什么办法。 There must be something.
我有个主意。 I have an idea.
喂?好的，等一下 Hello? Yeah, just a minute
是找你的，是你父亲的。 It's for you, It's your father.
喂,爸爸。 Hello daddy.
你好吗? How are you?
很好亲爱的。你好吗? Fine darling. How are you?
我很好，爸爸。 I'm fine, daddy.
一切都好吗? Is everything all right?
当然。妈妈在吗? Sure is. Is mom there?
是的，她在。 Yeah, she's here.
我去叫她。 I'll go and get her.
好了，罗斯芭，做你的事吧。 Okay, Rosebud, do your thing.
别担心，你的声音跟她妈妈的一模一样。 Don't worry, your voice sounds just like her mother's.
这是魔鬼的把戏。 It's the devil's trick.
喂?你好,亲爱的。 Hello? Hello, dear.
妈妈。你好吗? Mommy. How are you?
很好亲爱的。学校怎么样? Fine darling. How is school?
哦,太棒了。 Oh great.
你那帅气的未婚夫呢? And that handsome fiancé of yours?
比尔?嗯,他很好。 Bill? Well, he's fine.
出什么事了吗? Is something wrong.
没有妈妈，没什么。 Oh, no mother, nothing.
你没跟他吵架吧? You didn't have a fight with him, did you?
不，我告诉过你，一切都很好 No, I told you, everything's fine.
那很好。 Well, that's good.
我们都很期待婚礼。 We're so looking forward to the wedding.
我们邀请了所有人。 We have invited everyone.
我预定了马歇尔厅 I reserved Marshall hall
我很高兴你们来过圣诞假期。 and I'm glad you're having a Christmas vacation.
你们俩等下去没意义， There's no use waiting for you two,
你们恋爱了。 you being in love and all.
可是妈妈 But mother
12月见。 See you in December.
这是我们付费的。 This is costing us.
再见亲爱的。 Bye darling.
再见，妈妈。 Bye bye, mommy.
嘿,苏。怎么了? Hey Sue. What's the matter?
我最好赶快和比尔和好。 I better makeup with Bill and fast.
好吧，待会见你们俩。 Well, I guess I'll see you two later.
比尔，见到你真高兴，亲爱的。 Bill, it's so good to see you, darling.
比尔，我改变主意了。 Bill, I've changed my mind.
关于结婚，我知道。 About getting married, I know.
不，不是说等待婚姻。 No, no about waiting for marriage.
那么…… Well then...
干得好，罗斯芭。 Good work Rosebud.
跟我来，我会向你表达我的感激之情。 Come along with me and I'll show you my appreciation.
那我呢? What about me?
你只要让海伦上床就行了 You just get Helen to fuck
你也会有乐趣的。 and you're gonna have some fun too.
让我们脱衣服。 Let's get undressed.
来吧，罗斯芭，来拿你的奖赏 Come on Rosebud and get your reward
做了这么好的工作。 for doing such a good job.
是啊，看着我。 Yeah, Look at me.
就是这样，女孩。 That's it girl.
把水瓶吸一吸。 Suck on the water bottle.
哦,魔鬼。 Oh, Devil.
你为什么不对我做同样的事呢? Now why don't you do the same with me?
你可以的。 You can do it.
把它放进嘴里。 Just put it in your mouth.
它不会咬人。 It won't bite.
去做吧。 Go ahead.
像这样? Like that?
是的。 Yeah.
不要用牙齿。 Don't use your teeth.
你好下流 Literal, you're nasty
哦，是的，大爸爸。 Oh, yeah big daddy.
吸爸爸。 Suck daddy.
玩我的球，它们太紧了 Play with my balls, they're so tight
所以，把它拿出来。 So, take it off.
哦,耶。 Oh, yeah.
我想把它放进你体内。 I wanna put it inside you.
放轻松，我不会伤害你的。 Just relax, I won't hurt you.
我只想让你感觉好点。 I just wanna make you feel good.
我想我没事。 I'm okay I think.
吸它。 Suck it.
哦,罗斯芭。 Oh, Rosebud.
我会永远把你留在地狱里。 I'll keep you in hell forever.
是的。 Yes.
哦,老天! Oh, God!
哦,宝贝! Oh, babe!
哦,宝贝! Oh, baby!
我们会有一个很棒的派对。 We're gonna have a good party.
在地狱里。 In hell.
我太爱你了，比尔。 Oh, I love you so much Bill.
我也爱你。 I love you too.
查尔斯，我们在斯图尔特小姐的房间里干什么? Charles, what are we doing in Ms. Stuart's room?
她把她的新电影借给我了。 Well, she lent me some of her new movies.
想看它们吗 Wanna see them.?
什么样的电影? What kind of movies?
艺术电影。 Art films.
艺术电影? Art films?
嗯。你要吃点爆米花吗? Uhhuh. He you want some popcorn?
当然。 Sure.
是的,很好。 Yeah, Good.
我今晚刚做了一些。 I just made some tonight.
我要把这个灯关上。 Gonna get this light here.
好了。 There we go.
给你。 There you go.
看起来不错。 It looks good.
电影时间到了。 Now, it's movie time.
让我看看。 Now let me see.
好了。 There we go.
给我一些爆米花。 Give me some popcorn.
给你。 Here you go.
查尔斯! Charles!
得了。放松,放松。是教育。 Oh, come on. Relax, Relax. It's educational.
再来点爆米花。 Here have some more popcorn.
给你。没那么糟。 There you go. It's not so bad.
放松,放松。看电影。 Relax, Relax. Watch the movie.
吃更多。 Have some more.
我在吃。 I'm eating.
我知道。 I got you.
你的玩意在爆米花里。 Oh, your thing is in the popcorn.
你以前就抓过 Well, you've held it before.
我才没有。 I certainly did not.
你抓过。 You did too.
别这样骗我。 Don't lie to me like that.
我要离开。 I'm leaving.
别走，海伦。 Don't go Helen.
说什么? What?
说你以前抓过 You said you've held it before.
不，我是说之后你说了什么? No, I mean what did you say after that?
之后我什么都没说 I didn't say anything after that.
但你说 But you said that
你回到他身边 You go back to him.
但是,什么? But, what?
道歉。 Apologize.
你说什么? What did you say?
之后我什么都没说 I didn't say anything after that.
道歉。 Apologize.
这里发生了很奇怪的事。 Oh, something really strange is going on here.
道歉。 Apologize.
什么? What?
查尔斯，对不起。 Charles, I'm sorry.
我都不知道我们在吵什么。 I don't even know what we're arguing about.
亲他，笨蛋。 Kiss him dummy.
感觉他紧挨着你的结实的身体。 Feel his hard body next to you.
我喜欢这样亲近。 I love being close like this.
这个感觉如何? How does this feel?
不。 No.
让他做。你会喜欢的。 Let him do it. You'll love it.
我就是不明白。 I just don't understand.
什么?你不明白什么? What? What don't you understand?
我的一部分说，“继续。” Well, one part of me says, "Go right ahead."
而另一部分说"不，这是错的" And the other part says, "No, it's wrong."
好吧,海伦, Well, Helen,
你要听哪一部分? what part are you going to listen to?
做。睡他。 Do it. Fuck him.
查尔斯，你爱我吗? Charles, do you love me?
你知道我爱。 Oh, you know I do.
我们能做爱吗? Can we make love?
我们可以吗? Can we?
嘿，慢点。 Hey, slow down.
哦,查尔斯。 Oh, Charles.
让我留在这里。我想感觉自己是你的女人。 Keep me here. I wanna feel like your girl.
来吧，亲爱的。 Well, come on honey.
你想看看我的胸部吗? You wanna see my chest?
嗯哼 Mmhmm
这个可能有点快，你得到它。 This might kind of be a sharp one, you've got it.
对我来说有点怪。 It's a little kinky for me.
哦,是的。 Oh, yeah.
味道很好。 It taste good.
你有点活泼，不是吗? You're a little perky, aren't you?
哦,是的。 Oh, yeah.
你是个好女孩。 You're a good girl.
是的。 Yeah.
你知道 You know
没事的。别担心。 It'll be okay. Don't worry.
小心。我从来没做过这个。 Be careful. I haven't ever done this.
你会喜欢的。 You'll love it.
你会没事的。 You'll be okay.
我想你说了会感觉很好。 I thought you said it'd feel good.
是的,亲爱的。 Yes, dear.
哦,是的。 Oh, yeah.
噢,是的。 oh yeah.
宝贝。 Baby.
现在你知道你错过了什么吗? Now, do you see what you've been missing?
是的。 Yeah.
哦，我爱你。 Oh, I love you.
是的。 Yeah.
哦,宝贝。 Oh, baby.
哦,亲爱的。 Oh, honey.
好棒。 so good.
把腿放在手上。 Put your legs to your hands.
像那样吗，亲爱的? Like that honey?
哦,宝贝。 Oh, baby.
哦，太好了，太好了。 Oh, goody, goody, goody.
宝贝。 Baby.
你猜怎么着? Oh, guess what?
什么? What?
你先说? Come on, you first?
好吧, Well,
你瞧比尔和我 you see Bill and me
是的。 Yeah.
就是比尔和我 That is Bill and I
什么?继续。 What? Go on.
哦,老天!这太棒了。 Oh God! It was fabulous.
什么太棒了。 What was fabulous.
我们 Well we
是的。 Yeah.
我们做了。 We did it.
做什么? Did what?
你知道吗，我们做爱了。 You know, We made love.
我们也是。 So did we.
你和比尔。 You and Bill.
比尔?查尔斯和我。 Bill? Oh, Charles and I.
我以为你是说… Oh, I thought you meant...
我真的很高兴我做了。 I'm really glad I did it.
我们也是。 So are we.
什么?让我们上楼。 What? Lets go upstairs.
好的。 Okay.
你们姑娘们准备好了吗? Are you girls ready?
你们确定你们准备好了吗? Now, you're sure you're ready to go through with this?
是的。 Yeah.
祝好运。 Well, good luck.
好，女孩们。 Okay girls.
你们感觉很好。 Y'all girls feeling pretty good.
过来。 Come over here.
你们想成为会员吗? So you girls want to be Phi Pie?
是的。 Yes.
你们准备好完成仪式了吗? And you're ready to go through with the initiation?
是的。 Yeah.
首先脱衣服。 Well, first strip.
你看到这个了吗? Do you see this.
谁把音乐停了。 Who cut the music.
你们准备好了吗? You ready for our?
好的。 Okay.
午餐吃什么? What's for lunch?
看看菜单上有什么。 See what's on the menu.
好，去吃。来吧。 Well, go to it. Come on.
帮不上她们忙。 Can't help them right.
去做。 Go ahead.
是的。 Yeah.
舔它。 Lick it.
让你进去。 Get you in there.
进去。 Get in there.
不。这不对。 No. That's not right.
你是男人。 You're the man.
吃那个女人。 Eat that pussy.
哦，你喜欢这个，嗯? Oh, you like that one, huh?
看来这不是我的菜。 I see this is not my type.
这一个。 This one.
轮到你。 Your turn.
她们怎么兴奋它? How are they getting it on?
那是假阳具吗? Is that a dildo?
看那, See there,
我们赢了,嗯? we won, huh?
是的，当然。 Yes, we sure did.
你们会在地狱里玩得很开心的。 You girls are gonna have a good time in hell.
是的。 Yeah.
继续 Go ahead
去。 Go on.
对，你现在还有一个。 Yeah, you have one more now.
倒在地上。 But, he's down on the floor.
嘿，我想他们可以了，来吧 Hey, I think they might Come on.
我觉得饿了。 Well, I'm feeling hungry.
看我有什么。 Look what I've got.
哦,看。 Oh, look.
来吧。 Come on.
怎么做?要做什么? What to do? What to do?
你真的不介意吗? Are you sure you don't mind?
是的，弯腰。你想要更多。 Yes, bow down. You want more.
哦，你不带罗斯芭吗? Oh, don't you bring Rosebud.
你想吃醋吗，亲爱的? You wanna get jealous, sweetie?
你要开我的车吗? You wanna take my car?
是的。 Yeah.
进去。 Get in.
你想尝尝魔鬼酒吗? You wanna try the devil wine.
让我来。 Let me at it.
做吧，罗斯芭。 Go ahead Rosebud.
你会在地狱里玩得很开心的。 You're gonna have a good time in hell.
今晚我会玩得很开心的。 I'm gonna have a good time tonight.
你是的。 You are.
待会儿见。 I'll see you later.
那你为什么不去呢? Why don't you go then.
去玩某人。 Go get somebody.
他太棒了。 Oh he's so good.
哦，他很棒。 Oh, he's great.
我没想到他会这么棒。 Oh, I didn't think he'd be this good.
你来参加入会仪式是不是很高兴。 Aren't you glad you came to initiation.
是的。 Oh yeah.
我可以每晚都这么做。 I could do this every night.
我要你别动。 I want you to hold still.
他好棒。 He's great.
伙计，过来。 Dude, come here.
去叫汤姆，告诉他他的姑娘们在这里。 Go get Tom and tell him his girls are in here.
但是，他不相信我。 But, he won't believe me.
他会相信你的。 He'll believe you.
只要给他戴上眼镜，他什么都会相信。 Just get his glasses on, he'll believe anything.
是的。 Oh yeah.
玛丽露!罗斯芭! Mary Lou! Rosebud!
汤姆。 Tom.
玛丽露!罗斯芭! Mary Lou! Rosebud!
汤姆! Tom!
我的眼镜。 Hey, my glasses.
你不需要戴眼镜了 You're not going to need your glasses
对于你要做的事 for what you're going to do.
什么意思? What do you mean?
玛丽露和罗斯芭，她们在等你。 Mary Lou and Rosebud, they're waiting for you.
她们都想和你做爱。 They both want to fuck you.
是吗。 Oh yeah.
是的。她们让我把你带到客厅来。 Yeah. They've told me to bring you into the living room.
她们在等你。 They're waiting for you.
得了吧。 Oh, come on.
真的。汤姆来吧。 Really. Come on Tom.
但是我的眼镜，不戴我就看不见。 But my glasses, I can't see without them.
噢,该死。破了。 Oh, darn. They broke.
来。牵我的手。这边。 Here. Take my hand. This way.
哦，有点湿了。 Oh, it's a bit moist.
我听说这里的女人不喜欢我。 I hear the women here don't like me.
我们很喜欢你观看。 We just like your watch.
先生们。 Now you gents.
好。 All right.
汤姆。 Tom.
玛丽露。玛丽露。 Mary Lou. Mary Lou.
是的,汤姆。 Yes, Tom.
是你吗，亲爱的? Is that you, darling.
当然是的，汤姆。 It sure is Tom.
你想上我? You wanna fuck me?
哦, Oh,
我想。 I do.
你美丽。 You're beautiful.
好，继续。 All right, go on.
入会时间到了? Initiation time, huh?
好。 All right.
去,一起去, Go, team go,
梅根，你真会做 Megan you really know how to run it
好。 All right.
汤姆，我已经给玛丽露订好房间了。 Tom, I already got Mary Lou a room.
谁要比尔? Who wants to get Bill?
怎么了? What is going on?
是的。 Yeah.
天啊!好冷。 Oh, god damn! That's cold.
是的。 Yeah.
是的。 Oh yeah.
那只鸡鸡在那儿。把鸡鸡给我。 There's that cock. Give me that cock.
是的。 oh yeah.
是的。 Yeah.
是的,吮吸它。 Yeah, suck it.
是的。 Yeah.
你们准备好了吗? Well, are you girls ready?
准备好了 Ready?
下楼去? To go downstairs?
你是说我们成功了? You mean we made it?
当然。我是个讲信用的人。 Of course. I'm a man of my word.
我们走吧? Shall we go?
我会在地狱见你们。 I'll see you all in hell.