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[ BOTH GASP ]
[ GIGGLING ]
[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ BOTH SIGH ]
[ SHOUTING, SCREAMING ]
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
WHOOP.
WHOOPS.
PLEASE GIVE ME - A VANILLA CHOCOLATE SWIRL!
WHOOOOA!
ALL RIGHT, ICE-CREAM MAN, SPILL IT.
PLEASE! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING! I SWEAR!
WE'VE HAD IT WITH YOU GUYS JUST DRIVING ON BY
WHEN KIDS WANT ICE CREAM.
YOU KNOW WHAT WE WANT.
HUH?
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
HA HA HA HA.
[ GRUNTS ]
WAA! WHOA-HO!
UGH.
UGH!
RRRRR!
HOW'S ABOUT A LITTLE HOT FUDGE, SONNY?
OH, CRUD.
WHOA!
HUH?
[ GROANING ]
HA HA! BON APP�TIT!
HUH?
UH-OH.
HANG ON, GANG!
WHOA! - WHOA!
WHOOOOAA! - WHOOOOAA!
HUH?
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
WHOO-HOOO HAAAAA!
AAAOOW!
YAY! STRAWBERRY.
THAT WAS CLOSE.
NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
EEEEEEE!
OKAY, TALK!
WE KNOW YOU'RE HOARDING ALL THE SOFT-SERVE
IN YOUR ICE-CREAM FACTORY.
WE ALSO KNOW THERE'S A DEFENSE SYSTEM TO KEEP US KIDS OUT.
WHAT'S THE PASSWORD?
I-I DON'T -- IT'S -- IT'S --
IT'S "FROSTY"! THE PASSWORD'S "FROSTY"!
FIGURES.
HEY, NUMBUH 1, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK THIS OUT.
A ROADBLOCK!
QUICK -- TELL NUMBUH 4 TO TURN THE TRUCK AROUND!
I AM NUMBUH 4.
THEN WHO'S DRIVING?!
[ SCREAMING ]
WHAT A WASTE!
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
Computer: KIDS NEXT DOOR M.O.S.Q.U.I.T.T.O.H. --
MASSIVELY OVERSIZED SUPER-QUICK UNDERCOVER ICY-TREAT TRANSPORT
ON HELIOJETS.
[ WHIRRING ]
YEE-HAW!
SO LONG, SUCKERS!
BYE-BYE! SEE YOU LATER! WE LOVE YOU!
Together: [ Monotone ] SO, DID YOU GIVE THEM THE PASSWORD?
OH, I GAVE IT TO THEM, ALL RIGHT.
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
MAN, THAT WAS TOO EASY.
BLAST THEM!
FIRST THEY REFUSE TO STOP ICE-CREAM TRUCKS FOR ANY KIDS.
THEN THEY LOCK ALL THE SOFT-SERVE AWAY
IN COLD STORAGE
SO THEY CAN ACHIEVE THEIR ULTIMATE GOAL --
A SUPER-HUGE ICE-CREAM PARTY WITH NO KIDS!
GET OUT!
BLAST! - NO!
PARTY!
� PARTY, PARTY, PARTY �
� OH, PARTY �
KNOCK IT OFF!
YOU CAN'T GO TO THEIR INSIDIOUS PARTY!
THERE WON'T BE ANY KIDS ALLOWED!
[ BLARES ]
HEADS UP, CAPTAIN. WE'RE GETTING IN RANGE.
LET'S GET US SOME ICE CREAM!
THIS IS IT.
NUMBUH 3 -- TRANSMIT PASSWORD.
� LA LA-LA LA-LA LA-LA �
RRRR! TRANSMIT AGAIN!
� LA LA-LA LA-LA LA-LA �
ACCESS DENIED.
[ RUMBLING ]
IT'S TOO MUCH, CAPTAIN.
THEY MUST HAVE AT LEAST 41 FLAVORS.
NUMBUH 3, WHAT ARE YOU TYPING?!
� LA LA-LA LA-LA LA-LA �
"I LOVE PARTIES"?
[ GASPS ] YOU DO, TOO?!
[ EXPLOSION ]
GET OUT OF THE WAY!
FROSTY.
TAKE HER DOWN, NUMBUH 2.
ROGER THAT.
UHH!
WHEW.
MAN, THAT WAS STILL TOO EASY.
[ WHIRRING ]
ALL RIGHT. STEADY, EVERYONE.
PREPARE FOR PROCEDURE "ROOFTOP SWIRL."
OOH!
IT'S COLD IN HERE!
WE HAVE TO FIND THE TANK WITH THE SOFT-SERVE ICE CREAM.
AND SOME BLANKETS!
I'M GETTING A READING IN THIS DIRECTION.
BRRR!
BULL'S-EYE.
SNOW BIRD TO MOTHER'S NEST.
We've found white gold.
ROGER THAT. COMMENCING M.O.S.Q.U.I.T.T.O.H. BITE.
[ MECHANICAL WHIRRING ]
LOOKS LIKE CLEAN-CUT HERE, 2. HOW'S YOUR END?
WE SHOULD HAVE A FULL TANK IN 30 SECONDS.
ROGER THAT, NUMBUH 2.
ALL RIGHT, TEAM. LET'S ROLL.
POOR, POOR, DELUDED KIDS NEXT DOOR,
FALLING ONCE AGAIN INTO A TRAP
SET BY THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN FROM DOWN THE LANE.
I TOLD YOU IT WAS TOO EASY!
IT FIGURES YOU CREEPS ARE IN WITH THE ADULTS.
WHAT FLAVOR WERE YOU PLANNING ON SHARING WITH THEM?
PEACH? RUM RAISIN?
US EAT THE ICE CREAM? OH, DEAR NO.
I'M AFRAID THE ICE CREAM WILL BE EATING YOU.
[ RUMBLING ]
NUMBUH 2, WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE?
I'M NOT SURE, CAPTAIN. SOMETHING'S GONE HAYWIRE.
[ METAL CLANKING ]
UH, NUMBUH 1, I THINK WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
UH-OH.
NUMBUH 2?
UHH!
[ Cheerfully ] HEY, FELLAS, I'M OKAY!
WAAAH!
[ GROWLING ]
[ ROARS ]
RUN!!
[ PANTING ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
HELLO?
BRRR!
IT'S SO COLD. NEED BLANKET.
HUH?
HEY, FROSTY, COME GET A LICKIN'!
HUH?
UHH!
YOU THINK CHOCOLATE CAN...STOP...ME?!
URGH!
[ Muffled ] I HATE YOU.
BRRR!
[ RUMBLING ]
SO, NUMBUH 1, LOOKS LIKE YOUR PARTY'S OVER.
GRRR!
[ LAUGHING ]
[ GROWLS ]
MOMMY!
[ GROWLS ]
WHAT?
[ GROANING ]
I FOUND A HEATER!
WHAT'S THAT?
[ GROANING ]
DID YOU START THE PARTY WITHOUT ME?
WHOA!
WHOOOA!
[ BUBBLING ]
MMM. CHOCOLATE.
WAAH!
A HEATER?!
WHO PUTS A HEATER IN AN ICE-CREAM FACTORY?!
[ MUTTERS ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ RUMBLING ]
[ BOTH SIGH ]
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
WHAT NOW, NUMBUH 1?
� PARTY! �
� ICE-CREAM PARTY! �
All: � PARTY! �
� ICE-CREAM PARTY! �
I LIKE IT WHEN THINGS ARE TOO EASY!
� PARTY! �
� ICE-CREAM PARTY! �
� PARTY! �
MY FELLOW KIDS NEXT DOOR,
I'M AFRAID I MUST LEAVE ON A TOP-SECRET MISSION.
I, NUMBUH 1, WILL SINGLE-HANDEDLY INFILTRATE
A MASSIVE ADULT TORTURE FACILITY,
FILLED WITH MONSTROUS MECHANICAL DEVICES
DESIGNED TO MAKE CHILDREN VOMIT UNCONTROLLABLY.
EW! EW!
WOW!
AND THAT'S NOT ALL.
Woman: [ Cheerfully ] NIGEL, DEAR, COME ALONG.
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR OUR TRIP TO HAP-HAPPY LAND.
UH, GOTTA RUN.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
IT'S RELAXING TIME. YAY!
[ SIGHS ] - [ YAWNS ]
[ SNORING ]
WHAT?! WHAT?!
THOSE WHO DO NOT PAY THEIR LIBRARY FINES
SHALL INCUR THE STINGY WRATH OF COUNT SPANKULOT!
[ ALL GASP, SCREAM ]
WHAT?
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
OW! OW! OW! OW!
AAAHH! NOOO!
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
OW! OW! OW! OW!
EEEEE!
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
OW! OW! OW! OW!
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
OW! HEY!
OHH!
THERE -- ALL PAID UP.
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
ALL RIGHT,
WHO FORGOT TO TURN ON THE SPANKER-SPOTTER DEFENSE GRID?
UH... - I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK NUMBUH 1 USUALLY TURNS ON THE SPANKY-SPOTTY THING.
[ SNORING ]
UGH!
NICE EXPLOSIVES WORK, SERGEANT SENSIBLE!
NOW, LETS MAKE THESE KIDS PRESENTABLE.
YES, MAJOR MRS. MANNERS, SIR!
IT'S THE PROPER PATROL!
HA HA HA! YEE-HAW!
WHOOOA!
HUH?
OW!
NOOOO!
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
EEEEE!
WHOA!
GOOD WORK.
NOW LET'S GET BACK TO BASE AND HANG THOSE NEW LACE CURTAINS.
EW! EW! EW! EW!
[ HORN PLAYS NOTE ]
SO, WHAT THE CRUD IS GOING ON HERE?!
WHERE WERE OUR SUPER-POWERED ANTI-ADULT AIR-ATTACK MISSILES?
AHEM.
MORE URANIUM, MRS. MISSILE?
WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?!
HUH?!
WHOA!
UHH!
AAAHHH!
HOW IS MRS. MELTDOWN?
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
Together: [ Monotone ] GOOD EVENING, KIDS NEXT DOOR.
IS YOUR LEADER AWAY?
TOO BAD HE'LL MISS YOUR UTTER DESTRUCT--
[ ALARM RINGING ]
WHAT?! CURSES! THE CURFEW ALERT!
UM, WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW
OR FATHER WILL BE POSITIVELY FURIOUS.
[ WHIRRING ]
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!
NUMBUH 1 LEAVES FOR 2 MINUTES,
AND EVERYONE AND THEIR GRANDMA ATTACKS US!
WE'RE THE KIDS NEXT DOOR!
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE READY FOR ANYTHING!
BUT JUST LOOK AT NUMBUH 2! HE'S ASLEEP!
[ GRUNTS ]
HEY, WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!
YOU'RE SLEEPING!
YOU WOULDN'T BE SLEEPING IF NUMBUH 1 WAS HERE!
IF NUMBUH 1 WAS HERE, WE'D BE OPTIMIZING OUR DEFENSES.
YEAH, BY BUILDING SOME KIND OF CANNON
THAT SHOOTS CLAMS OR SOMETHING.
[ GIGGLES ]
THAT'S IT! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF IT BEFORE?!
WE'LL BUILD A GIANT CLAM CANNON.
UH, NUMBUH 5 WAS JOKING WHEN SHE SAID, "CLAM --"
BUILDING A CLAM CANNON IS NO JOKE.
SO I HEREBY DECLARE MYSELF
"TEMPORARY NUMBUH 1's NOT HERE LEADER"
TO MAKE SURE THAT WE BUILD IT RIGHT.
[ CHUCKLES ] DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH.
Numbuh 3: YAY! PLAYTIME!
[ YAWNS ] SEE YA LATER.
HEY, WHERE YOU GUYS GOING?
YOU'D BUILD THE CANNON IF NUMBUH 1 WAS HERE.
WHO'S A HAPPY BOY? WHO'S A HAPPY BOY?
WHO'S A HAPPY...
NUMBUH 3! NUMBUH 3!
HEY, LET'S GET CRACKING ON THAT CLAM CANNON.
[ SCUFFLING ]
OW! HEY! HEY! HEY!
OKAY, OKAY, I'LL COME BACK LATER.
OH, YEAH, GET 'EM, YIPPERS.
WHAT THE --
COME ON, NUMBUH 2.
CLAM CANNONS DON'T BUILD THEMSELVES, YOU KNOW.
WHA -- HEEEEEY!
[ THUD ]
YOU'LL BE JEALOUS
WHEN NUMBUH 5 GETS ALL THE CREDIT FOR HELPING ME!
OH, MAN, NUMBUH 5 HAS GOT TO STOP DRINKING
A BILLION GALLONS OF SODA BEFORE BED.
Numbuh 4: HI. WANNA CHECK OUT YOUR CLAM-CANNON WORK SCHEDULE?
[ SMACKING ]
WHOA! OHH!
[ Muffled ] OKAY, SO I'LL SEE YOU UPSTAIRS LATER THEN.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
OHH, MY HEAD HURTS.
NUMBUH 5 IS WIPED OUT.
FINALLY -- THERE YOU ARE!
OKAY, YOU WASTED - THE WHOLE NIGHT SLEEPING.
WE CAN'T CHANGE THAT,
BUT WE CAN MAKE UP TIME IF WE FOCUS ON OUR CLAM CANNON.
WHATEVER.
I'M GONNA FOCUS ON MY CEREAL.
WAAH!
Numbuh 4: ...A STRONG LEADER MAKES A STRONG CLAM CANNON,
AND A STRONG CLAM CANNON MAKES A STRONG LEADER.
AW! BUT I WANT BREAKFAST!
NO BREAKFAST!
AS PERMANENT TEMPORARY INTERIM LEADER,
I, NUMBUH 4, COMMAND YOU TO BEGIN CONSTRUCTION
ON...MY...CANNON!
UGH! UGH! UGH!
UGH! STUPID CLAM CANNON.
WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE SUGGESTED WE MAKE CLAM CHOWDER?
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE'D GO ALL CRAZY ON US?
[ SNORING ]
HYAH!
[ GROANS ]
Numbuh 4: COME ON, PEOPLE! WE'RE BEHIND SCHEDULE!
WORK FASTER! WORK HARDER!
WHAT YOU DOING IN HERE?
I-I WAS JUST, UH --
MOVE OVER.
WE'VE GOT TO PUT TOGETHER THAT CLAM CANNON!
WE'VE GOT TO DO IT RIGHT,
SO WE'LL HAVE TO WORK DOUBLE TIME...
[ Screaming ] AND THIS IS NOT DOUBLE TIME!
NO MORE BREAKS.
IF YOU WANT TO BUILD A CLAM CANNON, YOU CAN'T TAKE BREAKS,
AND YOU CAN'T HAVE CAKE.
CAN YOU BUILD A CLAM CANNON WHILE EATING CAKE ON YOUR BREAK?
HA! IT CAN'T BE DONE!
I'D LOVE TO SEE THOSE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN TRY TO TAKE OUR CAKE.
THEY WANT CAKE?
WE'LL GIVE 'EM CLAMS -- LOTS OF CLAMS!
THE FACT IS, YOU GUYS NEED A LEADER -- A REAL LEADER!
A LEADER...LIKE ME.
WHO'S A HAPPY BOY? WHO'S A HAPPY BOY?
[ VOMITING ]
Numbuh 4: LET'S GO! COME ON!
WE CAN'T WASTE THIS PRECIOUS MOONLIGHT!
DON'T GET A FULL MOON EVERY NIGHT, YOU KNOW.
LET'S GO, GO, GO!
[ GROANING ]
FINALLY -- I'VE DONE IT!
I'VE ACCOMPLISHED
WHAT NO OTHER LEADER HAS EVER DREAMED OF DOING --
THE PERFECT DEFENSE SYSTEM -- THE ULTIMATE CLAM CANNON!
I HEREBY DECLARE MYSELF PERMANENT TEAM LEADER...
FOREVER!!
MY LEADERSHIP WILL INSPIRE GENERATIONS OF KIDS NEXT DOOR.
THAT NUMBUH 1 AIN'T SO HOT.
WHERE'S HIS CLAM CANNON? I DON'T SEE HIS CLAM CANNON.
[ SNORING ] UHH!
YOU CAN'T BE A GREAT LEADER WITHOUT A CLAM CANNON, CAN YOU?!
NO, YOU CAN'T!
THIS IS A NEW AGE --
A NEW AGE FOR THE KIDS NEXT "FOUR."
[ GROANING ] - [ GROANING ]
[ GASPS ]
IT'S THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN AGAIN!
KIDS NEXT DOOR -- BATTLE STATIONS!
LOAD THE CLAMS! LOAD THE CLAMS!
HELLO AGAIN, KIDS NEXT DOOR.
SORRY WE HAD TO CUT OUR LAST VISIT SHORT.
BUT THIS TIME I'M PREPARED TO SPEND
PLENTY OF QUALITY TIME WITH YOU.
YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR MY CLAM CANNON, DELIGHTFUL -- AAH!
A CANNON? YOU HAVE A CANNON?
[ GROANING ]
COME ON, GANG! WE GOT 'EM ON THE ROPES!
SO, KIDS NEXT DOOR, WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A TRIP TO PLUTO?
HAVE A...DELIGHTFUL FLIGHT.
[ GIGGLING ]
[ MOTOR ROARING ]
[ Vibrating ] UUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
UH-OH.
AAAAAAAAAAH!
HELLO! I'M BACK.
WHA?
WOW. A CLAM CANNON.
YEAH!
HOME, SWEET HOME.
GREAT JOB, TEAM.
A CLAM CANNON
IS EXACTLY THE TYPE OF DEFENSIVE MECHANISM WE NEED.
NUMBUH 1!
YAY!
IT'S ABOUT TIME.
BUT THIS CANNON WILL NEVER FIRE RIGHT.
THE DESIGN IS ALL WRONG.
WE COULD MAKE SOME MODIFICATIONS,
AND IF WE WORK THROUGH THE NIGHT,
WE CAN HAVE IT DONE BY MORNING.
YEAH! YAY! ALL RIGHT!
LET'S GO.
WORK! WORK! WORK!
CAN'T A GUY GET ANY REST AROUND HERE?!
UHH!
WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?
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