- Felix Navidad fruit lovers.
It's your favorite, brightly colored spear with a face.
And I'm back with a very special Christmas edition of
Ask Orange. Woo Hoo!
Oh. Uh oh. Sorry.
Woo Hoo. (laughing)
- [Voiceover] How do you decorate the kitchen
during the fetive season?
Do you use orange-aments?
(laughing)
I'm going to have to remember that one.
But you bring up a good point, Laura.
Maybe the decorations in here,
could use a little bit of work.
Let's turn that poinsettia, into a con-settia. Ha ha!
Yule log? More like cool log. (laughing)
Christmas tree? How about a Christmas-T-N-Tree?
- Why do you always do this?
Why is it placed next to the yule log?
- [Voiceover] It's time for Ask Orange 19.
A very special Christmas edition.
Santa Clause or Sandy Clause?
- I'm going to go with Sandy Clause.
- Ho. Ho. Whoa.
- Is it too late to switch back to Santa Clause?
- [Voiceover] Hey Orange, how many Christmas trees
do you buy each year?
- Very perceptive question, Caleb.
Most people would assume I only buy one,
but actually I buy three trees,
because it's such a good tongue twister.
Three trees, three trees, three trees,three trees,
Three trees, three trees, three trees, three trees.
(laughing) I can't do it.
- [Voiceover] Orange, can you sing the He-man song
because you say hey in most of your videos?
- That's ridiculous. I'm not going to sing the He-man song
just because every once in a while I say the word
♫ Hey yay yay yay ya
♫ Hey yeah yay
♫ I said hey
♫ What's going on ♫
- [Voiceover] Marshmallow is on the naughty list?
- Give me a zillion dollars or the kitchen gets it.
- Marshmallow, what are you doing?
This seems so out of character.
Wait a minute. What's that zipper doing there?
- Huh?
Grapefruit? You were going to hold the kitchen hostage
for a zillion doll-hairs?
- And I would have gotten away with it too.
If it hadn't been for you, you meddling orange.
- [Voiceover] Make a song, all I want for Christmas is goo.
♫ I don't want a lot for Christmas
♫ There's just one thing I need
♫ It's green and it turns normal turtles
♫ into fighting ninja teens
♫ I just want ooze for my own
♫ So I'll learn to swing a bow
♫ If a wish come true, oh,
♫ All I want for Christmas is goo ♫
(electronic music)
- [Voiceover] Who reads the question out?
- Well that's a good point.
We always hear question guys voice
but have we ever stopped to ask ourselves who he really is?
What makes him tick?
How about it question guy. What's your deal?
- [Voiceover] Wow. Thanks for asking.
I enjoy cooking, walks on the beach
and I subscribe to the teachings of Zoother,
the celestial crab who dictates the course of the universe.
- Zoother?
- [Voiceover] Yes, Zoother is a gracious and wondrous crab.
And I actually have some literature on him...
- Okay, this is why we never ask, dude.
- [Voiceover] Hey orange, what's the best Christmas gift
to give someone?
- My go-to is a burp in the face,
while they're carrying a bunch of Christmas gifts.
It's creative and it's personal.
(burping)
- Gross, dude!
- [Voiceover] Can I please eat you
so you're no longer annoying?
- I'm not annoying. I'm Orange.
(laughing)
Never gets old.
- [Voiceover] Hey Orange, are you one in a minion?
- I sure like to think I am. (laughing)
- [Voiceover] Orange, what do you want for Christmas?
- This Christmas, all I want is world peace.
Or one of those gold PlayStations.
(laughing)
- [Voiceover] Can pear be shaped like a doughnut?
(moaning)
- Do you have any idea how painful this is?
(laughing)
- [Voiceover] Michael Bay.
- Michael Bay? What is that suppose to...
- [Voiceover] Roger that Dorat.
These fruit cakes are going down.
Gotcha in the sidelines?
Box two.
(yelling)
- Save the presents.
Get them out of here.
- Dude, don't worry about the presents.
Save yourself!
- You don't understand.
This year I gave everyone TNT.
- Dude, nobody even asked for TNT.
(yelling)
♫ I love you so
♫ I love you more
♫ Than you can know
♫ Missle toe
♫ Where will we go
♫ It's up to you
♫ Oh missle toe ♫
(laughing)
Knife.