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翻譯 tong大梨 showeryhe roaddog
索菲·蘇亞雷斯 你愿意嫁給我嗎 Sophie Suarez, will you marry me?
愿意 愿意 愿意 Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
我了解你 怎么了 I know you. What's wrong?
翻譯 皮卡兵站起來了 Margaery
我怕她還會繼續不問我就做決定 I'm just scared that she's gonna keep making decisions without me.
-這是什么 -不知道 - What's this? - Oh, I don't know.
校對 Margaery
之前送到的 我替你簽收了 Came for you earlier. I signed for it.
加利福尼亞最高法院 傳票(民法) 離婚申請書
你真的很想她吧 You really miss her, don't you?
我沒事 I'm okay.
貝特·波特給了我一個工作機會 Bette Porter offered me a position.
時間軸 啾啾啾 五香鴨脖
收拾東西 Take your things.
我一定會安排人送你出去的 I'll make sure someone walks you out.
后期 漁夫
這以前是個同志酒吧 對吧 This used to be a gay bar, though, right?
嗯 苔絲一直想買下這家店 Yeah, Tess is always trying to, um, buy out the owners,
然后讓它變回同志酒吧 turn it back to what it used to be.
總監 Margaery
是該如此 She should.
你不能一邊要求我多參與他們的生活 You can't ask me to be more a part of their lives
你感覺我解決不了問題的時候 and then call in Gigi when you feel like
又打給吉吉 I can't handle something.
你好 我是芬利 你想和我喝一杯嗎 Hi. I'm Finley. You want to have a drink with me?
好吧 何不呢 All right. Why not?
我想你 I miss you.
我也想你 I miss you, too.
亥伯龍大街
驕傲
日落大道
寶貝 天啊 My baby. Oh, my God.
我已經等不及想和你在婚禮上一起跳舞了 I can't wait to dance with you at our wedding.
我也是 寶貝 Me, either, baby.
-來嘛 -不了 - Come on. - I'm good.
天啊 你跳得真好 Oh, my God, you are so good.
我們應該一起去跳舞 We should all go dancing together.
對 我們應該去跳舞 我想去 Yes, we should. I would love that.
今晚不行 我們要去藝術展 Not tonight. We've got an art show.
你要去看藝術展 You are going to an art show?
戴爾·劉易斯在雷根畫廊有個開幕式 Dale Lewis has an opening at Regen Projects.
-天哪 我太想去了 -對吧 - Oh, my God, I would kill to go. - Right?
-他有伴了 -好吧 - He's got a date. - Oh, okay.
他的作品多激勵人啊 Isn't his work just so inspiring?
我喜歡他在藝術里注入政治 I just love the way he imbues art with politics.
-上進心 -對 - Oh, upward mobility. - Yes.
我不知道你們在說什么 但是我要去 Okay, I don't know what's going on, but I am gonna research
把他全搜一遍 就能像你們這樣炫耀了 the shit out of this so I can be as pretentious as you.
好吧 壞了 我要準備去上班了 Okay. Oh, crap, I got to get ready for work.
阿萊克薩 停 Alexa, stop.
來吧 Come on.
爸爸
你想好要穿什么了嗎 Have you thought about what you're gonna wear yet?
我想穿一身全白的絲絨運動服 I'm thinking all white, velour sweat suit.
是嗎 Oh, yes.
你以為我開玩笑 但是我踏上那條走廊之前 Oh, y-you think I'm playing, but you won't know for sure
你都不能確定我穿的是什么 until I'm walking down that aisle.
你肯定是超美的新娘 You are just gonna be such a beautiful bride.
到時候就知道了 Oh. We'll see.
那你呢 What about you?
我有可能穿我媽媽的婚紗 I was thinking I might wear my mom's wedding dress.
那 Well...
我覺得你應該穿 I think you should.
我覺得 I think
你當然要穿 you absolutely should.
我沒想過沒有她會多艱難 I didn't really think about how hard this would be without her.
或許吧 Maybe.
她會在場的 She's gonna be there.
她現在就在這 Well, she's here right now.
你真的相信嗎 Do you really believe that?
我當然相信 Of course I do.
親愛的 Hi, Cariño.
是我 爸爸 It's me, Dad.
聽著 Um, listen, uh...
對不起 I'm sorry.
我反應過度了 I overreacted.
希望你的工作進展得順利 I, uh, hope your job is going well,
恭喜你訂婚了 and, um, congratulations on your engagement.
我想你 I miss you.
我希望 今天午飯我們能見一面 I was hoping, uh, we could meet for lunch today.
那 給我回電話 好嗎 So, uh, call me, okay?
愛你 再見 丹妮 Beso fuerte. Chao, Dani.
好了 那 Okay, so...
告訴我 ...tell me.
我的第一個性伴侶 Well, my first sex partner...
什么 我不喜歡這個說法 Oh, what? I don't like the way that sounds.
是個毛絨玩具 叫西爾維婭 ...was a very soft doll named Silvia.
-抱歉 什么 -對 - I'm sorry. What? - Yes.
她頭很大 身子小小的 And she had this big head and a tiny little body,
我經常坐在她的臉上 And I used to sit on her face.
對 西爾維婭 Yeah. Silvia.
她是第一個 She was my first.
你知道嗎我忘不掉這個畫面了 You realize I can't unsee that, right?
揮之不去 That's, like, stuck.
我看一下 Let me see this.
-不 -對 我要走了 - No. - Yeah, I have to go.
不行 No.
真希望能一天都和你在床上 I wish I could be in bed with you all day.
當然可以啊 Well, we can totally do that.
我可以請病假 沒問題 I can call in sick, no problem.
十分誘人 So tempting.
-但是我不行 -別嘛 - But I can't. - Come on.
還有什么比這更好的嗎 What's better than this?
老實說 沒有 Honestly? Nothing.
是啊 Yeah.
好了 Okay.
天啊 Oh, God.
行吧 Fine.
天哪 Oh, my God.
你別這樣 Don't do that.
哪樣 我干什么了 Do what? What am I doing?
你是在給我離開制造困難 You're making it very hard to leave.
好啊 那就留下 Good. Then just stay.
或者我可以跟你一起去 Or I can come with you.
我 我要去MCC I'm, uh, I'm going to the MCC.
那是什么 What's that?
教堂 Church.
沒事的 你不用非得去 It's okay. You don't have to come.
那你 之后還想一起做點什么嗎 Do you still, do you still want to do something later?
-好啊 當然了 -好 - Yeah. For sure. - Okay.
拉字至上:Q世代 第一季 第三集 《遺失的愛》
阿特拉斯
-你們好嗎 -你好 - Hey, how's it going? - Hey.
你昨晚忘了鎖門了嗎 Did you forget to lock up last night?
當然沒有 開什么玩笑 Of course not. Are you kidding?
-我一直記得鎖 -好吧 待在我身后 - I always lock up. - Okay, um, stay behind me.
因為你非常強壯嗎 'Cause you're so tough?
過來 Come here.
我想在這里布置一些綜合藝術效果 I'd like to see some mixed media in here.
搞什么鬼 What the fuck?
能不能想辦法搞得有創造力一些 Can we find a way to get creative,
這樣人們走進來的時候 就能覺得很美 so when people walk in here, they just feel beautiful?
-當然 -難做嗎 - Of course. - Is that too hard to do?
不 我們可以做到 當然可以 No, we can do that. Yeah, definitely.
還有珍·盧因 看她能不能 And Jen Lewin. Can we see if she could
給我們做點東西 possibly make something for us?
-好 我給她打電話 -謝謝 ‐Yeah. I'll give her a call. ‐Thank you.
夏恩 Shane.
-你好 -你在這干什么 - Hi. - What are you doing here?
怎么回事 What's going on?
那個 我們在商量 Well-well, I-I think we're just
什么時候可以重新開業 trying to figure out when we can reopen.
等等 你 你真的做到了嗎 Wait. You... Did you actually do it?
對 I did it.
媽呀 Holy shit.
靠 Fuck.
-你還好嗎 -說不好 - Are you okay? - I don't know.
我失業了嗎 D-Do I still have a job?
那個 我 Uh, well, I, uh...
我希望能由你們來經營這里 I was hoping that you'd like to run this place.
沒開玩笑吧 Are you kidding?
我可以經營一家女同酒吧 I get to run the floor of a lesbian bar?
是啊 Well, yeah.
-當然愿意 -確定嗎 - Fuck yeah. - You sure?
是啊 Oh, yes.
我有太多點子了 Oh, I have so many fucking ideas.
比如 我一直想劃出一片貴賓區 Like, I've always wanted to do a VIP area,
整瓶服務 全套的東西 打碟 bottle service, the whole thing, and... DJs.
還有 還有 聽著 全都跟你說了吧 Like... and‐and... listen, full disclosure,
我再也不喝酒了 我失去這個權利了 I don't drink anymore, I lost that privilege,
但是我可以來設計酒單 but I can design the shit out of a drinks menu.
-向我保證你能做到 -我保證 - Promise me you're gonna do it. - Yes, I promise.
-你能發誓嗎 -能能能 - You swear? - Yes, yes, yes.
-那是 -那是設計師 - Is... - That's the designer.
你好 我是苔絲 很高興認識你 Hi, I'm Tess. Nice to meet you.
不敢相信你真的做到了 I can't believe you actually did this.
你太不可思議了 知道嗎 太棒了 You're incredible. You know that? This is amazing.
我只是需要一份工作 I-I really just needed a job.
要死 Shit.
借過 好了 Coming through. Okay.
好了 That's... all right.
好消息是 他們把燕麥粥都吃了 Well, the good news is they ate all their cereal,
壞消息是 拼圖丟了一片 the bad news is we're missing a puzzle piece.
-檢查過伊萊的鼻子了嗎 -我該去看看嗎 - Did you check Eli's nose? - Should I have?
-不是第一次了 -惡心 - Wouldn't be the first time. - That's gross.
不想留這一堆爛攤子給你 I hate to leave you with this mess,
但是我要去見貝特和夏恩 but I got to meet Bette and Shane.
沒關系 No, it's totally fine.
而且 如果我不立刻點那個牛油果吐司的話 Plus, if I don't order that avocado toast right away,
我就只能打包外帶了 then I'll be taking it to go.
沒事 和你的朋友們玩得開心 It's not a problem. Have fun with your friends.
如果你想和你的朋友一起去玩的話 Hey, if you ever want to hang out with your friends,
我非常樂意看孩子 I'm totally happy to watch the kids.
-你真好 -隨時 - Oh, that's sweet. - Yeah, any time.
我真的覺得他們開始有點喜歡我了 I actually think they're starting to like me a little.
周五 你愿意的話我可以周五帶他們 Like, Friday. I could watch them Friday if you want.
沒關系的 你也知道我沒有朋友 It's okay. You know I don't have any friends.
能把杏仁露遞給我嗎 Will you hand me the almond milk?
-什么 -我以前有 ‐ Huh? ‐ I mean, I used to.
我以前有很多朋友 You know, I used to have a lot of friends.
但吉吉...我也不知道怎么回事 But when Gigi‐‐ I don't know what happened‐‐
但他們最后都選擇了她 but they all just kind of chose her.
怎么會呢 是她出軌啊 But why? She cheated on you.
我知道 I know.
但她...你知道...她比我有人緣 But she's, you know, she's the cool one.
而且 吉吉也是我最好的朋友 And you know, Gigi was my best friend, too,
所以我就一個朋友都沒了 you know, so I just kind of lost everyone.
如果你想搶我的朋友 Hey, if you want to take any of my friends,
我有的是 I have a ton of 'em.
但我給他們分了梯隊的 But I organize them by tiers.
但即使最末端的 You know, but even the bottom tier?
-也很有趣 -沒事的 ‐ Very fun. ‐ It's okay.
我肯定能找到的 I'll find some eventually.
沒有朋友 連寶媽小姐妹都沒有 No friends. Like, not even a mom friend.
而且不是因為娜塔無趣 And it's not like Nat's boring.
-她是最佳的... -抱歉 ‐ I mean, she's the greatest. ‐ Uh, I'm sorry.
-我們笑得... -我正在 ‐ We laugh... ‐ I'm just, I'm,
我在等 I'm waiting...
好了 目標已到達 Okay. Yes. Now the Eagle has landed.
安吉到學校了 洗耳恭聽 Look, Angie made it to school. I'm all yours.
-說吧 -跟蹤狂 ‐ Go ahead. ‐ You're a stalker.
我只是一個牽腸掛肚的母親 I'm a concerned parent.
就一塊牛油果吐司 How long does it take
時間也太長了吧 to make avocado toast?
都不用烤 You don't even cook it.
莉娜 這是貝特 這是艾麗絲 Oh, u‐uh, Lena, this is, uh, Bette and Alice.
很高興認識你們 It's really good to meet you both.
-我也是 -幸會 ‐ You, too. ‐ Yeah, nice to meet you.
我要...去拿外賣訂單 Okay, uh, I'm gonna... I'll pick up my takeout order.
很高興認識你們 It was nice to meet you.
-很高興認識你 -我們 ‐ Nice to meet you. ‐ I'll, uh,
-待會兒酒吧見 -好 ‐ see you at the bar. ‐ Yeah, yeah.
-可別 -我還什么都沒說 ‐ Stop. ‐ I didn't say anything.
你們倆好親密 You two seem cozy.
沒有 We're not.
所以你和莉娜 So where exactly
具體是在哪兒認識的 did you meet Lena?
她是阿特拉斯的酒保 She is a bartender at Atlas.
我好久沒去了 Oh. I haven't been there in a long time.
沒理由去呢 都變成男人的地盤了 Well, why would you? It's not the same. It's a sports bar.
你干嗎去男人的地盤 Why are you hanging out at a sports bar?
我買下來了 I‐I bought it.
-慢著 什么 -什么 ‐ Wait, what? ‐ What?
我要做翻新 變回同志酒吧 I'm gonna flip it, and I'm gonna make it a gay bar again.
太贊了 That's amazing.
-是吧 -相當沖動 ‐ Right? ‐ That's really impulsive.
怎么 我還以為你會開心 Why? I thought you'd be happy
我...我終于安定下來呢 貝特 that I'm, I'm‐I'm‐I'm, I'm laying down roots again, Bette.
沒錯 我們很開心...不是嗎 No. We are. We are... Aren't we?
我只是...不清楚...我只是覺得 Well, I just, I don't know, I just don't think
你不該在心碎的時候作出 you should make any kind of life‐changing decisions
重大決定 僅僅如此 when you're heartbroken. That's all.
我沒事 I'm fine.
好的 我的錯 Okay. My bad.
不過...別吃窩邊草 Maybe, though, don't shit where you eat, with...
沒錯 我也建議不要 Yeah, that I would definitely not recommend.
待會兒見 I'll catch up with y'all later.
我昨晚在推特上看到一些東西 I wanted to ask you about something I read on Twitter
想問問你 安吉「拉」 last night, Ange‐munch.
-不想回答 滾蛋 -我聽說 ‐ No. Fuck off. ‐ I heard
你媽和校董會所有人都上過床 that your mom slept with everyone on the school board.
我還以為你是黑人特招生呢 I always thought you were an affirmative action kid.
原來你媽是個超級大淫婦啊 But it turns out your mom is just a fucking slut
而且所有人都知道 and everyone knows it.
德斯坎蘇影業
姑娘你怎么了 看起來狀態好糟糕 What's wrong with you, girl? You look like shit.
我今早和麗貝卡一起 超別扭 I had a weird morning with Rebecca.
-怎么了 -睡醒以后 ‐ What happened? ‐ We wake up,
我以為我們要一起吃早飯 and I think we're gonna have breakfast,
-就盡量表現得很正常... -我知道 ‐ So I try to act normal and... ‐ Ooh, I know
-這對你很不容易 -相當難 ‐ That's hard for you. ‐ Very.
然后她說... And then she's like,
"我得去教堂了" "Yo, I got to go to church."
周二啊 On a Tuesday.
然后呢 Okay.
怎么 你不覺得是搞砸了嗎 What, you don't think that's fucked up?
也不算 Mm, not really.
姐們啊 我們親熱了一整晚 Dude, we've been fudging all night.
嗯 我知道 Yeah, I get that.
然后她要去教堂禱告 And then she went to church and prayed.
向耶穌禱告 To, like, Jesus.
她去的哪 Ooh. Where does she go?
不知道...名字像是米老鼠俱樂部 I don't know. It‐it reminded me of The Mickey Mouse Club.
小傻瓜 是MCC嗎 Oh, you a little stupid. You mean MCC?
-是的 -那地方 ‐ Yes. ‐ Ah, that place
那地是我的備選之一 is on my venue list.
你要和我一起去看看嗎 Do you want to scope it out with me?
才不要 No.
姐們...我們這種人進去是會被燒死的 Dude, we're gonna, like, burn if we go in there.
我們才不會被燒 傻瓜 We ain't gonna burn, fool.
好吧 可以 Okay, fine.
但我這么做完全是因為想當你的花童 But only because I want to be your flower girl.
穿那種褲子可不行 燒了吧 Oh, not in those shorts. Burn 'em.
這是我最好的磨邊褲 These are my nice cutoffs.
今天不行 Not today.
怎么樣 我被開除了嗎 What happened? Did‐did they expel me?
留校觀察 They suspended you.
米西呢 And Missy?
應該會找她嚴肅談話 Missy will probably get a stern talking to.
這沒...沒道理 That makes... That makes no sense.
她... Sh‐Sh...
這些人真該死 Fuck these people.
這些人該死 Fuck these people.
很多事情米西都能輕松躲過去 Look, Missy is gonna get away with a lot in life,
但你不行 and you won't.
你們要遵守的是不同的規則 你也知道 Okay? The rules are different for you, and you know that.
我知道 I know.
好糟糕 It sucks.
我明白 I know,
這不公平 it's not fair, okay?
但要在這種制度里活下來 But the only way to survive the system
唯一辦法是明白它的規則 is to understand how it works.
搶占主動權 And then you stay ahead of it.
我知道這很糟糕 And I know that's shitty.
我也很抱歉 And I'm sorry.
我還以為你會生氣呢 I thought you'd be mad.
確實 I am.
我生氣你遇上這種事 I'm angry that this happened to you,
我沒能防止這種事發生 and I couldn't prevent it.
而且我很氣 And I am fucking enraged
世界是這樣運轉的 that the world works like this.
但你需要從中記住兩件事 But there are two things you need to take away from this.
一 這地方配不上你 One, you are too good for this place.
二 你不能 And two, you cannot,
任何情況下都不能 打人 under any circumstances, hit people.
記住了嗎 You got that?
記住了 領導 Yes. Yes, ma'am.
我愛你 I love you.
我也愛你 I love you, too.
走吧 Let's go.
我來 I got it.
艾麗絲
感謝大家 Thank you so much!
歡迎回來 Welcome back.
下一位嘉賓是我的拉拉榜樣 So my next guest is one of my gay heroes.
如果你們不這么認為 我們絕交 And if she's not one of yours, we cannot be friends.
女士們先生們 以及中間的各位 Uh, ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between‐‐
給她的飲品是美式雞尾酒 her coffee is an Americano with a little bit
混一點杏仁露 完全無糖 of almond milk and not a single sugar,
因為她真的棒極了 'cause she's better than the rest of us‐‐
熱烈歡迎 美國女同甜心 please welcome America's gay sweetheart
梅根·拉皮諾 Megan Rapinoe!
棒 Yes!
-我一定要抱她 -不行 ‐ I got to hug her. ‐ No.
-我一定要告訴她我愛她 -不行 ‐ I got to tell her I love her, dude. ‐ No.
-太棒了 -好了 ‐ So great. ‐ Okay.
你能來真是太好了 So great having you here.
-我很榮幸 -那么 ‐ My pleasure. ‐ Oh, so, okay.
我們會聊聊你那傳奇般的足球事業 I'm gonna get into your legendary soccer career,
但在此之前 我很想了解 but before we do that, I would love to hear
你的出柜故事 如果你愿意分享的話 your coming out story, if you're willing to share.
-當然 -會吧 ‐ Of course. ‐ Yeah, right?
來吧 拉拉 Go, gays!
那個 我在成長過程中 Um, well, I didn't realize
并沒有意識到自己是女同 that I was gay growing up,
現在回想起來很不可思議 which, looking back, is a big shock.
我在上大學前其實都沒有搞明白 I didn't really figure it out for myself until college.
-那么 -所以... ‐ Oh. So... ‐ So, yeah, it was‐‐
那孩子 That kid?
那孩子居然不知道 That kid didn't know?
我明白 I know.
-真的嗎 -我的意思是 ‐ Really? ‐ Well, I mean, listen.
我老家是小地方 I'm from, like, kind of a small town.
-嗯 -那是一個很保守的 ‐ Okay. ‐ It was, like, a conservative area,
地方 所以并沒有很多 so there wasn't a lot of, like,
那種...有的人是一父一母 hey, there's this, you know, mommy and daddy option
有的人是兩個媽媽或者兩個爸爸 or this mommy and mommy option or this daddy and daddy option.
-當然 -所以沒有太多 ‐ Sure. ‐ So there wasn't a lot
-那種事情 -明白 ‐ of that going on. ‐ Right.
沒錯 我們也有過困惑 So, yeah, we had some confusion.
嗯 Yeah.
很早就開始了 所以我一上大學 Early on. So as soon as I went to college,
獨立生活 Um, spread my wings on my own,
很快就發現自己是個拉拉 I pretty quickly found out that I was gay.
-很好 -嗯 ‐ Right. ‐ Yeah.
真的...特別美好 So that was amazing.
我喜歡 I love that.
非常棒 It was really great.
那么 你們孿生姐妹倆 是誰先出的柜 And, so who came out first, you or your twin sister?
我先出的柜 Um, well, I came out first.
告訴我媽 I told my mom.
瑞秋當時不在 Um, and Rachael wasn't there,
但然后我也跟我媽說了瑞秋的事 but then I told my mom about Rachael, too.
所以你趁你妹妹不在時 So you outed your sister to your mother
-幫她向你媽出柜了 -是的 - when she wasn't around? - Yeah.
那可真是姐妹情深 That's such a nice thing to do to your sister.
因為我不想讓她承擔那么多責任 Yeah, well, I didn't want her to have to take on the responsibility,
-的確 -所以... - True. - so...
如果你可以跟當初那個小姑娘說一些話 If you could say anything to that little kid,
你會說什么 what would you say?
你是拉拉 You're gay!
-是的 -很顯然 - Oh, yeah, well, that's... yes. - Obviously!
你就是個拉拉 You're a big lesbian, um...
這很棒 你也很美 And it's wonderful and you're beautiful.
你會喜歡這身份的 And you're gonna love it.
生活會很棒 也會更好 And it's, it's gonna be great. It's like, it's better.
讓你自己走進陽光里吧 And you get yourself out into the light.
-說得好 -是 - Yes, well said. - Yeah.
好 在你們的更衣室里 Um, okay, and what's the gayest thing
發生過最姬的事是什么 that has ever happened in the locker room?
-我 很顯然 -是 - Me, obviously. - Yeah, right.
-除我之外嗎 -對 - Besides me? - Yes.
我們的慶祝儀式很姬 Our celebrations were pretty gay.
-是嗎 -如果仔細想想的話 - Really? - If you think about it,
到處都是噴灑的香檳 it's, like, champagne sprayed everywhere.
大家穿著運動內衣 Everyone's in their sports bra.
互相跳起來擁抱對方 Everyone just jumping on each other.
所以就是拉拉的夢境 Oh, so it's like a lesbian fantasy.
-對 是的 -對 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah.
好 你們球隊里有過什么驚人"組合"嗎 Okay, have there been any surprising hookups on the team?
這里只有我們兩個 你可以放心說 It's just you and I here. You can tell me.
-很安全的 -不能亂說 - We're just totally alone. - Lips sealed.
-比如... -就我們兩個嗎 - Yeah, like... - Just us?
一夜情或者酒后亂性之類的 ...A one-night stand or a drunken mistake kind of thing?
-我想聽這種故事 -是 - That's what I'm looking for. - Yeah.
我覺得她們不會說這是"錯誤" I mean, I don't think they would call them mistakes,
但的確發生過一些"插曲" but there's been some, some incidents,
-的確有 -我就知道 - For sure. - I knew it.
-是的 -我就知道 - I know, yeah. - I knew it.
我們不指名道姓 但自己心里清楚 We're not gonna name names, but you know who you are.
-不會 對 -是的 - No... Yeah. - Yeah.
你們都知道自己是誰 All of you know who you are.
當然不是我 It's not me, of course.
-太刺激了 -是 - Ah, that's so exciting. - Yeah.
你暗戀的名人是誰 Uh, who is your celebrity crush?
我先說 你 I'm gonna go first: you.
是的 Uh... but, yeah.
-不過沒事 我只是... -這個 - But, no, really, I'm just-- - Well--
你可以接著說你的 沒事 You can answer your side. You can go next.
現在聽起來就會是我... Now it's gonna seem like I'm just saying it because...
我就坐在這 別有壓力 No, I'm just right here. Don't... no pressure.
-是你 -什么 - It's you, so now-- - What...?
-是你 -梅根 - It's you. - Megan.
艾麗絲 你開玩笑嗎 當然是你了 Alice, are you kidding? Of course.
稍后我們將繼續采訪梅根 Um, we will be right back with Megan
來聊聊體育界的同酬問題 to talk about equal pay in sports
以及她與Time's Up行動的最新合作 and her new partnership with Time's Up.
#Time's Up是由好萊塢藝人發起的 與#MeToo相呼應的反性侵運動
請別走開 謝謝大家 We'll be right back. Thank you.
貝特指示我們在阿片類藥物危機上揪住他不放 Look, Bette's mandate is to lay into him on the opioid crisis.
那讓我太緊張了 Oh, that makes me so nervous.
為什么 Why?
她可不能在直播辯論里 She cannot afford to get fucking angry
講到火冒三丈 in the middle of a live debate.
那我們該幫她好好準備 Well, then we should probably prep her
以防他提起那件丑聞 in case he brings up the scandal.
他要提起費利西蒂 那可是一步大昏招 It'd be a really bad move on his part to bring up Felicity.
新聞已經出來好幾周 It's been weeks.
選民們早就聽膩了 The voters are tired of it.
-媽的 -怎么了 - Shit. - What's wrong?
安吉在學校跟人打架了 Angie got into a fight at school.
該死 媒體會緊咬不放的 Fuck. The press is gonna be all over that.
米爾納也絕對會以此攻擊她的教育牌 And Milner will definitely use that to attack her on education.
好吧... Okay, um...
跟我說說他們教育政策里 talk me through the fundamental differences
-存在的根本差異 -說也沒用 - in their education policies. - It won't matter.
只要她的孩子還在上私校 As long as she has a kid in private school,
我們就站不住腳 we don't have a leg to stand on.
妹子 我今天那么開心 Dude, my day's been so good.
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我見到拉皮諾了 我不想進去毀心情 I'm all full up on Rapinoe. I don't want to go in.
-糟 -怎么了 - Oh, sh-- - What?
沒什么 Nothing.
那還真有趣 謝謝你 It's funny. That's very, very funny. Thank you.
你的包袱可有點重啊 妹子 Oh, you got some baggage, bro.
是 不開玩笑 Yeah, dude. No shit.
行了 來吧 All right, come on.
我會保護你的 I'll protect you.
走吧 Let's do it.
天哪 看 Oh, man, look.
這里好美 It's so pretty.
看 Ooh, look at that.
他們這周三有品酒會 They've got wine tasting on Wednesdays.
下周還有墨西哥烹飪課 And a Mexican cooking class next week.
為主而來 吃飽炸玉米餅而走 I mean, dip in for the word and leave with a quesadilla.
-天哪 -大家早上好 - God. - Good morning, everyone.
歡迎回家 Welcome home.
謝謝你們能在今天早上前來 Thank you so much for joining me this morning
一同打開... as we open...
我們的心智 ...our hearts and minds
敬拜上帝 to the worship of God.
不是吧 Oh, shit.
今早我想和大家宣講的是... What I, what I want to talk to you about this morning is...
我睡了牧師 I fudged the priest.
最近經常被提起... ...A lot lately, which is...
《圣經》中總會說到"愛" The Bible talks about love a lot...
兩只緬因卷 Two Maines.
那天的事我很抱歉 I'm sorry about the other day.
謝謝你能來這見我 Thank you for meeting me here.
你看起來不錯 You look well.
謝謝 Thanks.
工作如何 How's work?
杰克還好嗎 How's Jack?
我們不說那個 Let's not talk about that.
那我們可以說什么 Well, what can we talk about?
你的婚禮計劃如何 How's wedding planning coming?
確定場地了嗎 You land on a place yet?
還沒有 Nope, not yet.
很好 Good.
我打了通電話 I made a call
安排了我們去趟比特摩爾莊園 and scheduled us a tour of the Biltmore.
是嗎 You did?
對 Yeah.
索菲和我可租不起那里 Sophie and I can't afford that.
我租得起 I can.
好吧 Okay.
我得... 我得先問問索菲 Okay, I have, I have to talk to Sophie about it first,
但那也太棒了 but... that'd be incredible.
那就好 Good.
-謝謝你 -我等不及了 - Thank you. - I can't wait.
-真的嗎 -當然 - Really? - Of course.
我一直想牽著你走過紅毯 I've always wanted to walk you down the aisle.
只是很遺憾你母親不會在場見證了 I'm just sorry your mother won't be there to see it.
是啊 我也是 Yeah. Me, too.
我總會想如果是她來計劃 她會怎么做 I keep wondering what she would want if she were planning it.
天哪 Oh, dios.
她會想彌補我們當初的一切遺憾 She would want everything we didn't have.
-你覺得嗎 -是的 - You think? - Oh, yeah.
當初我們只有兩周時間 We had two weeks
和她父親借給我們的一千美元 and a thousand dollars her father loaned us.
你們是怎么用的 What did you guys spend it on?
她把錢全拿來買花了 She spent it all on flowers.
其他東西都是舊貨 親友饋贈 Everything else was secondhand, family gifts.
那太浪漫了 That's so romantic.
-你覺得嗎 -對 - You think? - Yeah.
就你們兩個人 It was just the two of you.
但親愛的 But, cariño,
她會想給你更多 你知道嗎 she would want more for you, you know?
她一直都是 She always did.
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謝謝 Thank you.
很抱歉讓你這么發現真相 I'm sorry that you had to find out like that.
我知道一開始會感覺有些奇怪 I know that it can be kind of weird at first.
實際上 我對自己基督徒的身份 Um, I'm actually more closeted about being Christian
比對同志身份更保密 than I am about being queer.
是啊 Yeah.
而且我們之間進行得那么順利 And it was going so well between us.
對嗎 Right?
是 這真的讓我換了個角度 Yeah, this really puts the Silvia thing
來看西爾維婭這件事 in, like, a totally different light for me.
-是嗎 -對 - Yeah, does it? - Yeah.
因為你... 'Cause you're, like...
嫁給了耶穌 對嗎 married to Jesus, right?
是的 沒錯 Yeah. I am.
但那是一段開放關系 But it's an open relationship.
我是指在性方面 Sexually, I mean.
所以 你有宗教背景嗎 So, did you have a religious upbringing?
是的 Uh, yeah.
我在天主教家庭長大 I was raised Catholic.
非常 非常虔誠的教徒 Very, very Catholic.
很多來這里的人都有和你一樣的經歷 Well, a lot of people that come here have your experience.
成長在天主教家庭 They were raised Catholic.
然后 他們來到這里 And then they come here.
我試著提醒他們 I try to help remind them
他們不再是當初的那個孩子 that they're not those kids anymore.
可以選擇自己的信仰 They can choose what they want to believe.
你小時候去過天主教堂嗎 Have you been in a Catholic church since you were a kid?
沒有 No.
天啊 我連我爺爺的葬禮都沒去 God, no, I didn't even go to my grandpa's funeral.
你覺得如果去了教堂會發生什么 What do you think would happen if you went to one?
我不知道 I don't know.
有些教堂是安全的地方 Some churches are safe spaces.
在我的經歷里不是 Not in my experience.
所以 后面有沒有 So, do you have, like, a direct line
打給耶穌的專線 to Jesus back there or...?
有 就在我的辦公室里 Yeah, the phone's right in my office.
我不知道你是不是在開玩笑 See, I don't know if you're kidding.
你好啊 What's up?
你看見外面那個帥哥了嗎 Did you see that hot guy outside?
看見了 Yes, I did.
之前見過他嗎 Have you seen him before?
沒有 No, I haven't.
你知道嗎 去追他吧 You know what? Go get him.
我不是這個意思 That's not what I meant.
但我是這個意思 所以 But it's what I meant, so...
真香 Smells good.
今天怎么樣 How was your day?
性別歧視真的存在 Well, I mean, sexism is real.
但是我見到了梅根·拉皮諾 所以還不賴 But I got to meet Megan Rapinoe--ah--so not bad.
我今天還看到了一個非常好看的教堂 Oh, I also saw a really pretty church today.
真的嗎 哪個 You did? Which one?
MCC MCC.
做做夢也蠻好的 Ah, it was nice to dream a little.
真的嗎 Really?
對 但是芬利 Yeah, but Finley already
已經上過那個牧師了 所以 fucked the minister, so...
不 不是吧 No, she did not.
她可嚇壞了 She's freaking the fuck out.
可憐的娃 Poor girl.
如果想讓芬利出席我們的婚禮的話 Well, if we did want Finley at our wedding,
我這可能有另一個選擇 I might have another option.
真的嗎 是什么 Really? What?
比特摩爾怎么樣 What about the Biltmore?
你想在比特摩爾酒店舉行婚禮 You want to get married at the Biltmore Hotel?
我說不好 應該不錯 I don't know, it-it could be nice.
嗯 可能會 Yeah, it-it could be.
那你興奮嗎 So you're excited?
對啊 如果這是你想要的話 Yeah, I mean, if-if that's what you want,
-我可以接受 -好 - I could get into it. - Good.
我爸爸替我們安排了一次考察 My dad scheduled a walk-through for all of us.
我的家人 還有你的家人 My family and yours.
好吧 是他想讓我們在那辦婚禮還是你想 Okay, so does he want us to get married there, or do you?
都有 Both.
但是是他的主意 But it was his idea.
可以當成是我們的 We could make it our own.
你知道嗎 就應該是我們自己的想法 You know what, it should be our own.
是我們的婚禮 It's our wedding.
我知道了 I hear you.
只是考察而已 It's just a walk-through.
艾麗絲 Hi, Alice!
他們有作業要做 Hi. They have homework.
別聽他們說沒有 Don't let them tell you otherwise.
很高興知道 Good to know.
好了 Okay.
我要走了 I am off.
你先別走 Hey, before you go.
我有個主意 我想著 I have an idea. I was thinking.
我們應該出去玩 We should hang.
對 或者應該你們兩個去 Yeah, or you guys should.
誰 Who?
你和娜塔 去喝杯咖啡什么的 You and Nat, like, go get coffee or something.
好啊 Sure.
是她讓你這么說的嗎 Did she tell you to say that?
天哪 不是 Oh, God, no.
我只是 你看你們兩個 I just... I mean, you guys, you know,
你們以前是朋友 you used to be friends,
我想也許你們可以去喝杯咖啡 and I thought maybe you could go get... coffee.
她想你 She misses you.
是嗎 She does?
對 一點點 Yeah. Like, a little.
作為朋友的那種 You know, as a friend.
天哪 我 God, I...
-怎么了 -不 我還以為 - What? - No, I thought you meant
她想我是 真的想我 she misses me, like, for real.
天哪 你能想象嗎 Oh, my... Can you imagine?
如果我 If I was...
她想你 "Oh, she misses you..."
不 那就 太奇怪了 No. That would be... strange.
-不 那簡直是瘋了 -簡直是瘋了 - No, that would be crazy. - That would be crazy.
什么瘋了 What'd be crazy?
不敢相信我們還在說這件事 I can't believe we're still talking about this.
但是為什么你告訴她我想她 But why would you tell her I miss her?
因為你的確想她 Because you do.
她是我的前妻 She's my ex-wife.
她以前也是你朋友 Well, she's also your ex-friend.
好吧 但是我不想讓她知道我想她 Okay, but I don't want her to know that I miss her.
你不是今天早上才跟我說... Did you not just tell me this morning--
對 我跟你說了 Yes. I told you.
我不想讓她知道 I didn't want her to know.
她也想你 Well, she misses you, too.
她這么說的嗎 Did she say that?
沒有 但是 我能看得出來 Well, no, but... I can tell.
艾麗絲 她傷害了我 知道嗎 She hurt me, Alice, okay?
我不能撥動一下開關就忘掉發生過的事情 I can't just flip a switch and forget what happened.
我知道 對不起 只是 I know. I'm sorry. It's just...
她先是你的朋友 She was your friend first.
你為什么想促成這件事 Why are you pushing this?
因為我理解 Because I get it.
你知道嗎 我也和最好的朋友在一起過 You know? I dated my best friend, too,
你也知道 我們分手了 as you know, and when we broke up,
非常痛苦 It was very painful.
你真的可以接受 You would really be okay
我和吉吉作為好姬友四處玩 if me and Gigi were just gal-pal-ing around town,
玩得很開心 having fun...
對 Yeah.
我能想象得出來 非常明顯 I could see it. Plain as day.
我想到早午飯 我想到做美甲 I could see a brunch, I could see a mani-pedi.
真的嗎 Really?
我不喜歡水療 I don't love a spa.
但是你們大大方方出去玩我不會感覺受到威脅 But, yeah, I am not threatened at all by a casual Public hang.
好吧 我 非常清楚 Okay. I'm... so sure.
我是認真的 我想要的只是讓你開心而已 I'm serious. All I want is for you to be happy.
這就是我想要的全部 It's all I ever want.
你真是太好了 Well, you're very, very sweet.
謝謝 Thank you.
我太愛你了 I love you so much.
你知道嗎 And you know what?
我覺得你才是人緣好的那個 I think you're the cool one.
好吧 我知道你在撒謊 Okay, now I know you're lying.
不 我覺得你特別討人喜歡 No, I think you're so cool.
你只是不同尋常 You're just a different kind of cool.
-我不是 -你就是 - I'm not cool. - You're so cool.
請進 門沒關 Come in, it's open.
我全面搜索了一下戴爾·劉易斯 So, I did a deep dive on Dale Lewis.
你知道嗎 我 And, uh, you know, I'm just, uh...
你還好嗎 You okay?
非常對不起 我不得不取消 I'm really sorry, I have to cancel.
出了點事 Something came up.
我會補償你的 我保證 I'll make it up to you, I promise.
我有什么能幫得上忙的嗎 Is there anything I can help you with?
不 不 No. No.
我只是需要些時間去處理一些事情 I just need some time to take care of some stuff.
私人的事 Some personal stuff.
好啊 行 Sure. Yeah.
你應該帶索菲一起去 You should take Sophie with you.
不了 沒事 No, that's okay.
好 Okay.
回見 好嗎 See you later, yeah?
好 好 Yeah. Yeah, sure.
非常感謝 Thank you so much.
是我該謝你 I thank you.
能請朋友喝一杯嗎 Can a friend get a drink on the house?
來得真巧 我剛開始懷疑人生 You have good timing. I was just starting to feel bad for myself.
對不起 I'm sorry.
-我這個朋友之前太差勁了 -不 沒有 - Such a shitty friend earlier. - No, you weren't.
我就是太差勁了 Yes, I was.
你總是支持著我 You've always been there for me.
我理應同樣待你 You deserve the same.
買下這里的確沖動了 Well... buying this place was pretty impulsive.
非常 Very.
我當時怎么想的 What was I doing?
我只想稍微忘卻一點 I just wanted to forget a little.
我懂 I get it.
把這些插起來嗎 Put those in some water?
好 Yeah.
有時候我 There are times I just...
我感覺很正常 然后 I feel normal, and then...
失去她的感覺就像浪潮一樣一股一股地打過來 the feeling of missing her just hits me like a fucking wave.
你確定已經結束了嗎 Are you sure that it's over?
現在有一份離婚文件躺在我的抽屜里 所以 I have divorce papers sitting in my drawer right now, so...
非常確定已經結束了 pretty sure it's over.
但是她知道你還愛著她嗎 But does she know that you're still in love with her?
我覺得這已經不重要了 I don't think that matters so much.
如果你還想和她在一起的話這就很重要 Well, it matters a lot if you still want to be with her.
我們之間存在的問題 The problems we have...
并不包括我們還愛不愛彼此 don't involve us not loving each other.
我只是想回歸正常 I just want to feel normal again.
跟我說點好消息 Just give me some good news.
你和蒂娜分手之后你用了多久才回歸正常 Tell me how long it took for you to feel normal after Tina.
你是覺得我現在已經正常了嗎 Well, you're assuming that I feel normal now.
不是嗎 You don't?
不 No.
好 Great.
我依然懷念我和蒂娜之前的那種愛 I still miss the kind of love that I had with Tina.
讓我感覺自己很有活力 It made me feel alive.
從沒想過她會愛上別的人 Never thought she would fall in love with someone else.
她離開我之后一切都變了 Everything changed when she left me.
天吶 我的身體都變了 I mean, my God, my body changed.
不 沒有 No, it didn't.
不 變了 Oh, yeah. It did.
我是說我晚上總愛出汗 I mean, sometimes I sweat so much at night,
我覺得我干脆睡毛巾上得了 I feel like I should be sleeping on a fucking towel.
我們到了這個地步了 夏恩 That's where we are now, Shane.
我真的該墊塊毛巾了 I should be sleeping on a towel.
但你比我小 你恢復得比較快 But you're younger, you'll bounce back faster.
得了吧 我都快40了 Oh, come on, I'm pushing 40.
你還小 Oh, you're just a baby.
你只是需要點時間緩緩 就行了 You just need to have some time pass, that's all.
緩個幾天 Just have some days go by.
真的 You think?
我都知道 I know.
恭喜你 有了新的挑戰 Congratulations on your new adventure.
迎難而上吧 Well, here we are.
你的性感老爸 47歲
好客攻 24歲
帥伊 33歲
我沒跟跨性別的搞過 I've never been with a trans guy.
沒事 Okay.
我該怎么做 What should I do?
我跟校長聊過了 都搞定了 I talked to the head of the school, and it's all set.
對 搞定了 Yes, done deal.
所以我準備把錢從銀行里取出來 So I'm gonna take the deposit out of my bank account,
然后匯到那邊 send it over there.
嗯 你愿意的話當然可以 Yeah, you can... you can do it if you want.
只要對你有幫助 做什么都行 Whatever works for you.
謝謝 Thank you.
-你的茶 -謝了 - Your tea. - Thanks.
嗯 你也是 拜 蒂 Yeah. You, too. Bye, T.
所以 你下周一開始去 So, you are going to be starting
哈林頓私立學校上課 at Harrington Academy come Monday morning.
行吧 換個地方吃屎罷了 Great. Same assholes, different zip code.
說到哪了 Where are we?
如果米爾納的團隊夠聰明 If Milner's team is smart
他們的確足智多謀 Which they are.
他們會拿昨天的事來攻擊你的教育理念 They'll use yesterday's incident to attack you on education.
那就讓他們攻擊好了 Bring it on.
你只能忍氣吞聲 You cannot be reactive.
深呼吸 默數到三 You have to just take a deep breath, count to three.
你只能這么辦 You know, whatever you have to do.
目前你在教育這方面的態度還不清不楚 This is an opportunity for you to clarify your position
剛好你能趁這個機會闡明教育理念 on education, which, as it stands, is murky.
不清不楚 怎么就不清不楚了 Murky? How's it murky?
他想拿大把的錢砸在特許學校上 I mean, he wants to pour money into charter schools,
而我則提倡推動公立教育系統發展 and I support improving our public school system.
-這還能有什么不清不楚的 -沒錯 ‐What's murky about that? ‐Right.
但只要安吉還待在私立學校 But as long as Angie's in private school,
你的教育理念就只能被人當作是紙上談兵 your position could come across as hypocritical.
這事兒我也許能解決 I might have a solution for that.
你們區有幾家不錯的公立學校 There are a few great public schools in your district.
不 Oh, no.
她得接受更精良的教育 She needs to be academically challenged.
洛杉磯市教育中心 The Los Angeles Center for Enriched Studies
實際上比富人區的學校都好 actually outperforms schools in wealthier districts.
包含了所有的大學預修課程 AP participation rate is a hundred percent.
非常豐富 It's extremely diverse.
百分之六十的學生都來自較低的社會經濟階層 60% of the student body is of a lower socioeconomic class.
聽著 我知道你想說什么 Look, I get what you're trying to do,
我不會為了自己的參選形象 but I'm not about to exploit my daughter
就壓榨我女兒的 in order to improve the optics of the campaign.
沒事的 可以壓榨 You can if you want.
我跟教師工會說過了 I've spoken to the teachers' union.
如果你要把安吉轉到公立學校 They're ready to support you
他們會幫忙的 if you enroll Angie in a public school.
聽著 我不會為了獲得背書 Okay, look, I'm not trotting out my daughter
而拿我女兒出來作秀 in order to win an endorsement.
我只做我認為對的事 I will do what I think is best.
行吧 Okay.
我把它放這兒 I will just leave these here, then,
以防你改主意 In case you change your mind.
大可不必 I won't.
以防萬一罷了 Just in case.
我絕對不會看的 I'm never gonna look at these.
沒聽清你說什么 不好意思 我太忙了 I can't hear you. Sorry. Very busy.
好吧 Okay.
怎么了 Yes?
能請你看看嗎 Will you please look at those?
哈林頓比這些學校都好 Harrington is much better than these schools.
但我不想... But I don't...
我不想看那里的多樣性信箱 I don't want to check their diversity box.
我也不想出現在 And I don't want to be
"我們沒有種族歧視"的小冊子上 in their "Look, we're color‐blind" Brochures. You know?
我知道 但問題是... Look, I get it, but here's‐‐
可公立學校就不這樣 No, but public schools are not like that.
不是嗎 那里 Okay? It's...
那里不一樣 對吧 It's different there, you know?
我和蒂給你選了一家最好的學校 知道嗎 T and I chose the best school for you. Okay?
你必須相信 You have to trust that, as adults,
我們作為大人有時目光會更長遠 sometimes we can see the bigger picture.
你確定這學校是對我最好 Are you sure it's the best school for me,
還是對你來說是最好的 or is it actually the best school for you?
我們能提供奢華高雅的服務 We offer a certain level of luxury ‐And sophistication.
感謝上帝 Thank God.
婚禮前的雞尾酒 The prewedding cocktail hour
還有隨后的開胃點心都可以在這舉行 and passed hors d'oeuvres could be here.
你們有打算辦雞尾酒會的吧 Are you having a cocktail hour?
-當然 -好的 ‐ Absolutely. ‐ Excellent.
我就應該回家換件衣服再來的 I should've gone home and changed.
換什么 換舞會禮服嗎 Into what? A ball gown?
目前有兩個地方能用來辦婚禮 Now, there are two potential areas for the ceremony,
但我個人喜歡的是... but my personal favorite is‐‐
-金色大廳 -沒錯 先生 ‐The Gold Room. ‐Yes, sir.
你們會喜歡的 You're going to love it.
希望你們都能喜歡 這邊請 I hope you all do. It's right this way.
這個舞廳有6300平方英尺寬 This ballroom is 6,300 square feet
能容納大約350位客人 and can accommodate approximately 350 guests.
我們要請的客人可能要比這多一點 Yeah, our list may be longer than that.
好 沒事 Yeah, OK
吃的東西安排在哪 Where does the food go?
因為我們要拿幾張桌子來放我們自己帶的東西 Because we need few tables to put everything we're bringing.
我們是不允許自帶食物的 Well, we actually don't allow outside food,
但我們有很多不錯的菜單可供選擇 but we have several excellent menus to choose from.
我們會盡快安排試菜的 We'll set up a tasting as soon as possible,
之后我們的餐廳會根據你們的需求 and then our restaurant will prepare a menu
來定制菜單 according to your needs.
能這么快定到還挺幸運的 You're lucky you're able to book something so soon.
這個房間基本上要提前五年預約 This room is normally booked five years in advance.
等一下 Wait.
他已經訂了嗎 He already booked it?
爸爸 Dad?
是的 我已經付定金了 Yeah. I had to put down a deposit.
不想錯過嘛 Didn't want to lose it.
給了多少 And how much was that?
不必擔心錢的事 No, don't worry about the money.
我的同事們開心就行 I want all my colleagues to be comfortable.
不好意思 等一下 Wait, I'm sorry.
你做這些就只是為了這個 Is‐is that why you're doing this?
不是 這樣做對大家都好 No, no. This is good for everybody.
既然都訂好了 那我們的婚禮什么時候辦 So, if everything's already set, when is our wedding?
五月十號 May 10.
謝謝 Thank you.
我們先商量一下 之后再跟你說 We're gonna discuss this, and I will let you know.
要是我沒給你遞死亡瞪 If I hadn't given you the fucking death stare,
你就讓你爸訂那個房間了 you would've let your dad book that place.
他這是為了我們 He wants to do this for us.
我們只需要跟他妥協這一件事 It's the only thing we have to give him.
我們干嘛要跟他妥協 Why do we have to give him anything?
因為他對我的婚禮抱有很大的期待 Because my wedding is something that he's looked forward to.
這對他來說是件大事 It‐it matters to him.
但我可不想在我自己的婚禮上渾身不自在 Yeah, but I don't want to feel uncomfortable at my own wedding.
我要開懷大笑 I‐I want to laugh.
我要大聲尖叫 我要吃自己家人做的菜 I want to yell. I want to eat the food that my family cooked.
好 Okay.
好 我知道了 O‐Okay, I‐I hear you.
我相信他們能破例... I'm sure that they'll make exceptions‐‐
不是 不不不 你還是不懂 No! No. No, no, no. You don't get it.
那個地方讓我連正常呼吸都做不到 That place makes me hold my fucking breath.
你沒看見他們是怎么打量我和我家人的嗎 Did you see how they looked at me and my family?
親愛的 是你小題大做了 Baby, you're making this into a bigger deal than it is.
怎么就小題大做了 這可是我們的婚禮 How? It's our wedding.
還能有什么事比這更重要的 I don't know what's bigger than that.
是情侶都會為對方妥協的 Couples compromise all the time.
是 我是心甘情愿為了你作出讓步 Yeah, I'm happy to compromise with you.
但不代表我要向你爸妥協 I'm just not about to compromise with your dad.
好吧 Okay.
你不想 Don't you...
不想跟我結婚嗎 don't you want to marry me
不覺得我們應該光明正大地在一起嗎 and not feel like we got to keep our spines straight?
我當然覺得 Of course I do.
我不想傷害他 I don't want to hurt him.
不想不顧他的感受 I don't want to hurt his feelings.
我知道 I know.
但你現在卻沒有顧及到我的感受 But you're hurting mine instead.
失陪了 Excuse me.
晚上好 Good evening,
歡迎回到今晚的洛杉磯市長競選 and welcome back to tonight's L. A. Mayoral debate.
臺上是兩位候選人杰夫·米爾納和貝特·波特 We're here with candidates Jeff Milner and Bette Porter.
剛才副市長米爾納 Deputy Mayor Milner, before the break,
跟我們探討了如何利用公共空間 we were discussing the use of public space.
洛杉磯有很多 The city of Los Angeles has a number of vacant buildings
年久失修的空樓 that are falling into disrepair.
關于如何利用這些建筑 There are several proposals out there
很多人提出了不同的建議 regarding how to use that space.
你是如何計劃的呢 What exactly is your plan?
我的計劃是利用這些地方 My plan is to use those spaces
來為我市創造更多的資金和就業機會 to bring money and jobs back to the city.
看看這些樓都在什么地方 貧民窟 海德公園 Look where those buildings are: Skid Row, Hyde Park,
博伊爾崗 Boyle Heights.
都是些亟待振興的地方 Locations that need to be revitalized.
說得真好 He's good.
沒錯 他真的游刃有余 Yeah, he's a pro.
...然后轉變這些地方的發展模式 ...turn things around in some of those places...
她可以的 Hey, she's got this.
嗯 她沒問題的 Yeah. She's got this.
他也太像泰德了 He totally looks like Ted.
我那個大學的男朋友嗎 My college boyfriend?
對 Yes.
天啊 你說得太對了 Oh, my God, you're so right.
怎么了 你們在笑什么 What? What are you laughing at?
那邊什么情況 What's going on there?
說來話長 It's a long story,
我覺得我可能讓兩個閨蜜重歸于好了 but I think I might have brought two best friends back together.
或者前妻 Or two ex‐wives.
但是你所支持的業務 But the businesses you support
實際上在提升房租 are actually raising rents,
讓更多的人流落街頭 putting more people out on the street,
加劇了我們的流浪人口危機 making our homelessness crisis even worse.
這個城市真正需要的是住房 What this city desperately needs is housing,
因此我將其列為 which is why I've made the issue
我競選的三大理念之一 住房... one of the three pillars of my candidacy. Housing...
拜托 千萬別說教育 Don't, please don't say education, please.
失業 ...unemployment...
千萬別說教育 Please don't say education.
和教育 and education.
完蛋了 We're fucked.
你提到這個我很高興 I'm glad you brought that up.
我在教育方面的計劃包括 My plan on education involves
建立更多的特許學校 building more charter schools and getting children
讓孩子們脫離破敗的公立教育體制 out of our broken public school system.
給特許學校大筆投錢 Pouring money into charter schools
不會改變現有的公立教育體制 is not going to fix our public school system.
你有什么建議呢 波特女士 And what would be your proposal, Ms. Porter?
大家都上私立學校 Private school for all?
死定了 Fuck.
很好奇你有什么樣的計劃 Curious to see what your plan could be
畢竟令媛一直上的都是私立學校 since your daughter's been in private school her entire life.
其實 我女兒是在一所公立小學上學 Well, actually, my daughter is enrolled in a public school.
她在洛杉磯教育中心念書 She's at the Los Angeles Center for Enriched Studies.
那是因為你相信公立學校 Is that because you believe in public schools
還是她因為打架斗毆而被伍德沃德開除 or because she got expelled from Woodward for fighting
其他好學校不想收她 and no reputable school would have her?
首先 我女兒沒有被開除 Firstly, my daughter was not expelled.
其次 無論哪所學校 Secondly, any school,
無論公立還是私立 能有我女兒這樣的 public or private, would be lucky to have an AP scholar,
學者獎和三好學生獲得者的學生 National Merit award winner,
都是很榮幸的事 and honor roll student like my daughter.
第三 Thirdly,
我很清楚 what I meant was
你想表達什么 I know what you meant.
你用很隱晦的語言暗示 You were using coded language to imply, among other things,
我們城市的公立學校拙劣不堪 that our city's public schools are inferior.
我想問的是 是怎么衡量的 And I would have to ask you, by what measure?
如果你只是看看評分和排名 If all you do is look at AP scores and, and rankings,
那你就錯失了很大一部分 then you're missing out on the bigger picture.
我們公立學校的學生更具多樣性 Our city's public schools have a more diverse student body
有讓學生更加認清自己的師資 and faculty that reflects the students back to themselves,
這都是無價的 and that is invaluable.
多樣性很重要 Diversity matters.
在教育中心 At the Center for Enriched Studies,
學生出勤率達百分之百 they have an AP participation rate of a hundred percent,
在全國名列第十 此外他們還有... and they are ranked tenth in the county, but they also have...
我們拿到了教師工會的背書 We just got the teachers' union endorsement.
百分之七十三的少數群體錄取率 ...73% minority enrollment rate...
要的就是這個 That's what I'm talking about. Yeah.
對我和我的家人很重要 ...and that matters to me and to my family.
是我 教皇 Hey. It's me, the Pope.
開玩笑 Kidding.
我以為我們還能再出去玩 I thought we were gonna hang out again,
不過我猜不可能了 but I guess not,
對我來說 which is a bummer,
有點失望 for me anyway.
我不知道你信仰什么 but, yeah, i don't know what you believe in,
但是我認為我們的相識是有原因的 but I, but I think that we met for a reason,
我不知道是什么 and I don't know what it is,
但是我希望你能重拾自己的信仰 but I hope that you find a way to reclaim your faith.
似乎對你很重要 It seems important to you.
也許是我誤解了 Or maybe I'm totally reading into something.
所以 So, ...
這條語音太長了 Okay, this message is too long.
希望還能見到你 I hope to see you again.
好了 再見 Okay. Bye.
她當時想用一只手摸海龜 She was trying to pet the turtles with one hand...
-嗯 -另一只手拿好雞尾酒 - Right. - and balance mai tai in the other.
結果她從船上滑了下去 and then she flips off the boat.
天啊 對 我都給忘了 Oh, my God, that's right. I forgot about that.
-她當時尷尬死了 -天啊 她太好笑了 ‐ So embarrassing for her. ‐ Oh, my God, she's ridiculous.
-雷金娜 -對 就是雷金娜 都是她 ‐ Regina. ‐ Yeah, that's Regina. Always.
-這故事真有趣 -太有趣了 - That's such a funny story, Gigi. ‐ So funny.
-特別好笑 -是的 ‐ It's ridiculous. - Yeah.
那就晚安了 Well, good night.
對 Yeah.
-還是要謝謝你 -天啊 ‐ Thank you again... ‐ Yes, oh, my gosh.
-真是太... -是啊 天啊 ‐ ...so much for... ‐ Yeah, oh, my God.
-真開心 -謝謝 ‐ Such a joy. ‐ Thank you. Thank you.
太棒了 謝謝你的建議 真的 It was so great. Thank you for suggesting this. Really.
是 Yeah.
謝謝 好了 我走了 Thank you. Okay, I'm off.
-好的 -終于走了 ‐ Okay. ‐ Finally. Okay.
-真開心 -謝謝 ‐ So much fun. ‐ Thank you, too.
-回見 -必須的 ‐ See you soon. ‐ Yeah, of course.
-太好了 -再見 ‐ Great. ‐ Bye.
你沒事吧 Are you okay?
沒事 我以為她在這就不走了 Yeah. I just thought she would never leave.
好吧 我就知道會別扭 Okay. I knew this would be weird.
不 沒有 No, it's not.
是的 很別扭 Oh, yes, it is. It's weird.
沒有 我覺得挺好的 No, I thought that went great.
-是嗎 -別扭得不能再別扭了 ‐ Did you? ‐ Well, it couldn't be weirder.
我都沒想到事情進展得這么順利 You know what? I didn't even think it was gonna go that well.
這可都是你的主意 This was all your idea.
是啊 I know. Yeah.
我只是沒想到你對吉吉說的笑話笑得那么開心 I just didn't think you were gonna laugh that hard at Gigi.
我以為我才是搞笑的那個 I mean, I thought I was the funny one.
親愛的 你確實搞笑 Love, you are the funny one.
你說你都快笑尿了 說了能有五次 Well, you said you were gonna pee your pants, Like, five times.
那又不代表什么 That doesn't mean anything.
我打噴嚏也能尿出來 I... That could happen when I sneeze.
那倒確實 好吧 Yeah, well, it's true. Yeah.
你想看《原始生活二十一天》嗎 Do you want to watch Naked and Afraid?
想看 Yeah, I do.
我也想 Me, too.
好吧 Okay.
你玩得開心我很高興 Look, I really am glad that you had a good time.
只有這個最重要 That's all that counts.
謝謝你這么慷慨 Thank you for being so generous.
-謝謝 -我知道我特別棒 ‐ Thank you. ‐ I know, I'm pretty awesome.
是 確實 Yeah, you are.
我想你
我 I, ...
我只是想再表示一下感謝 I just wanted to thank you again.
謝什么 For what?
謝謝你挺身而出 For showing up when you did.
我沒意識到自己有多需要你 I didn't, I didn't know how much I needed you.
應該的 Sure.
我和苔絲 Tess and I, you know,
我們掙扎了有一段時間了 we've been struggling for a long time, you know,
工作...工作上是一碼事 it's work... at work it's one thing,
但是我們的關系 but our relationship, you know.
她對我的態度跟你對我不一樣 She just doesn't see me the way you do.
我覺得她開始有點嫉妒了 And I think she's starting to get a little jealous
因為我看你的眼神 'cause of the way I look at you,
你看我的眼神 the way you look at me.
但是我們之間已經結束了 But it's over between us.
莉娜 這樣不好 Lena, this is not a good idea.
我認為你也能感受到 I think you can feel it, too.
你能感受到嗎 Can you feel that?
是的 他放了我鴿子 Yeah, he did. He bailed on me.
我弄死他 I will fucking end him.
但是 But‐but then...
后來我... but then I...
我做了情感受傷時 I did that thing I do
會做的那種事 when I get my feelings hurt.
親愛的 Aw, honey.
這樣不好 And it's not okay.
跟陌生人一夜情沒什么 It's okay to hook up with a stranger.
不 我知道 但是 No, no, I know, I know, but it's‐‐
看著我 Hey, look at me.
受傷很正常 找人打炮也很正常 It's okay to be hurt, and it's okay to fuck somebody.
謝謝 我不知道自己為什么不高興 Thank you. I don't know why I'm so bummed.
因為你喜歡他 'Cause you like him.
我之前也喜歡過別人 I've liked other people before.
是 但跟這不一樣 Yeah, but not like this.
對 Yeah.
管他呢 咱們跳舞 Fuck it. Let's just dance.
阿萊克薩 播放托斯卡·沙朗特的 Alexa, play Toskar Sarante's
《我不知道我愛你》 "No Tengo Suerte en el Amor."
好的 Okay.
-不行 我不會跳 -狗屁 跳 ‐ I can't. No. I'm terrible. ‐ Oh, shit! Yes!
我教你 來吧 I will teach you. Come on.
對 對 來吧 Yes, yes, there you go.
超簡單 好了 一二三四 Super easy, okay, look. One, two, three, four.
恭喜 Congratulations.
她今晚表現特別棒 she was great up there tonight.
非常感謝 我會轉告她的 Thank you so much. I'll tell her you said so.
您的背書對她很重要 Your endorsement means a lot to her.
-好了 謝謝 -保重 ‐ All right. Thanks. ‐ Take care.
現在我們去演播室 And now we go to the studio
報道今晚的市長辯論 for coverage of tonight's mayoral debate.
謝謝 鮑勃 Thank you, Bob.
在今晚的辯論中 貝特·波特的表現非常出色 It was a solid showing for Bette Porter in tonight's debate
在與對手杰夫·米爾納的競爭中 as she continues to gain traction
她繼續獲得了優勢 against her opponent Jeff Milner.
波特在教育問題上采取了強硬的立場 Porter took a strong stance on education...
似乎引起了人們的共鳴 ...that seemed to resonate with the crowd.
而米爾納重申了一個更好的觀點 While Milner reiterated a finer point...