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很久以前 世界充满奇迹 Long ago, the world was full of wonder.
充满冒险 It was adventurous...
激动人心 Exciting...
最棒的是 And best of all...
那时候有魔法 there was magic.
烟花绽放 Boombastia!
魔法帮助了所有需要帮助的人 And that magic helped all in need.
地狱烈焰 Flame Infernar!
雷霆万钧 Voltar Thundasir!
但魔法很难驾驭 But it wasn't easy to master.
所以人们找到了更简单的方法取代它 And so the world found a simpler way to get by.
我称它为灯泡 I call it the light bulb.
真的好简单 It is so easy.
久而久之 Over time...
魔法就逐渐消失了 ...magic faded away.
但我还是希望 But I hope ...
在你们身上 还留存着 ...there's a little magic left...
一点魔法 in you.
威洛戴尔 学院
十六岁生日
1/2的魔法
好的 All right.
我们要让战士z90保持健康 We're gonna get Warrior Z90 fit.
让我听见你说 "我是强大的战士" Let me hear you say, "I'm a mighty warrior."
我是强大的战士 I'm a mighty warrior.
妈 早上好 Morning, Mom.
Blazey 快下来 Oh! Blazey, down!
坏龙 回你自己的窝去 Bad dragon! Back to your lair.
生日快乐 成年人先生 Happy birthday, Mr. Adult Man.
妈 别这样 No, Mom.
不要抹掉我的吻哦 Hey, buddy. Don't wipe off my kisses.
威洛戴尔 学院
怎么了 What?
你穿的是你爸爸的运动衫 You're wearing your dad's sweatshirt.
你懂的 总算合身了 Oh. You know. Finally fits.
- 我亲爱的宝贝都长大了 - 好了好了 妈 - Aw, my little chubby cheeks is all grown up! - Okay, okay. Mom.
我上学前还要吃点东西的 I gotta eat something before school.
我们的食物库存不多了 Ah, we don't have much food.
我还得去一趟杂货店 I still have to go to the grocery store.
先生 手拿开 Ah, hands off, mister.
这是给你今晚的派对准备的 Those are for your party tonight.
妈 那不是派对 只有我们自家人 It's not a party, Mom. It's just us.
你可以邀请你科学课上的同学 You could invite those kids from your science class.
你之前不是说 他们看上去很摇滚吗 You said they seem pretty rockin'.
我绝对没有这样说过 I'm, uh, pretty sure I didn't say it like that.
而且 我甚至都不认识他们 And besides, I don't even know them.
好吧 但生日这天 你应该尝试新事物 Well, your birthday's a day to try new things.
成为全新的自己 Be the new you.
说到尝试新事物 Speaking of trying new things,
你报名参加驾驶训练了吗 did you sign up for driving practice?
当然没有 No! no.
亲爱的 我知道你有点害怕开车 但 I know you're a little scared to drive, sweetie pie, but...
妈 我才不害怕 I'm not scared, Mom.
我要去清走Barley的桌游了 I'm gonna move Barley's game.
往昔冒险
好吧 但你应该知道 如果有人要动他的游戏板 Okay, but you know how he gets when someone
往昔冒险
他会有什么反应 touches that board.
那他是时候该学习收拾玩具了 Well, he's gotta learn how to clean up his toys.
停 Halt!
我弟弟居然敢破坏一场正在进行的战役 Does my brother dare disrupt an active campaign?
哦 得了吧 Oh, come on!
你知道的 Ian You know, Ian,
在过去 十六岁的男孩 In the days of old, a boy of 16
会在绝望沼泽里接受力量的考验 would have his strength tested in the swamps of despair.
我才不接受任何考验 I'm not testing anything.
你放开我 Just let me go.
放开他 Let him go.
好吧 Okay.
但我知道 你其实很强大 But I know you're stronger than that.
在你的内心 有一位强大的战士 There's a mighty warrior inside of you.
只是你得释放他 You just have to let him out.
妈 我说得对吗 Right, Mom?
哦 太棒了 Oh, that's good.
Barley 你这个臭小子 Barley! you stinky!
你上次洗澡是啥时候 When was the last time you showered?
如果你再努力点 你其实可以挣脱的 If you tried a little harder, you actually could probably wiggle out of this.
看到了吗 妈就知道怎么释放内心的战士 See? Mom knows how to let out her inner warrior.
谢谢夸奖 Thank you.
现在 出去丢垃圾 Now, take out the trash.
注意警惕 一只逃跑的狮身鹫首兽 Stay on the lookout for a runaway Griffin.
哎 Bronco警官 Ah, Officer Bronco.
Barley Barley Barley Barley, barley, barley.
每次城里要拆掉一些废墟的时候 Every time the city tries to tear down an old piece of rubble,
我就要跑来这里找你算账 I gotta drag my rear end out here and deal with you.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
真的吗 Oh, really?
我不会让你们拆掉这个喷泉的 I will not let you tear down this fountain.
远古的勇士们参加冒险的时候 Ancient warriors on grand quests
都会喝来自这里的流水 drank from its flowing water.
Barley Barley.
他们这是在摧毁这座城镇的过去 They're destroying the town's past.
哎 好吧 进来吧 Ugh. Well, come on in.
休息下你的腰腿 Rest your haunches for a minute.
谢谢你 亲爱的 Thank you, hon.
嘿 小寿星 Hey there, birthday boy.
你现在是在努力工作 还是在混吃等死 So, ya workin' hard or hardly workin'?
我只是在做吐司 I'm just, you know, making toast.
Barley 我说认真的 I'm serious, Barley,
你不要老想着过去的事情 You need to start thinking less about the past
多考虑考虑自己的未来 And more about your future.
确实是这样 Ah, she's right.
你不能每天都沉迷于你的桌游 You can't spend all day playing your board game.
往昔冒险不只是一个桌游 Quests of Yore isn't just a board game.
它是一个基于历史的角色扮演剧本 It's a historically-based role-playing scenario.
你知道吗 在过去 Did you know, in the old days,
半人马每小时能跑70英里 Centaurs could run 70 miles an hour?
#70英里约113公里#
我有交通工具 不需要跑 I own a vehicle. Don't need to run.
好吧 Ian 你绝对能在往昔冒险里获益良多 Well, Ian, you could definitely learn a lot from Quests of Yore.
- 想玩吗 - 不想 - You wanna play? - I don't.
你可以扮演狡猾的恶棍或者 You could be a crafty rogue or...
哦 我知道了 你可以扮演巫师 Ooh! I know! You can be a wizard.
吾将施咒于汝 I shall cast a spell on thee!
嘿 小心点 这可是爸爸的运动衫 Hey! Careful of dad's sweatshirt!
我都不记得爸爸穿过这件运动衫 I don't even remember dad wearing that sweatshirt.
好吧 你本来也只有两段关于他的记忆吧 Well, you do only have, like, two memories of him.
不 我有三段 No, I've got three.
我记得他的胡子挺扎人的 I remember his beard was scratchy.
他笑起来有点傻 而且我曾经 He had a goofy laugh, and I used to play
- 在他脚上打鼓 - 在他脚上打鼓 没错 - drums on his feet. - Drums on his feet. Right.
我曾经 I used to go...
- 哇 - 五秒规则 - whoa! - Five-second rule.
没事的 你只要继续拉就行 It's okay. You just got to pull it.
不 No!
Barley Barley!
我还是在上学的路上买点吃的吧 You know, I'm just gonna get some food on the way to school.
今晚我帮你缝一下 好吗 I'll sew that later tonight, okay?
等会 Wait, wait, wait.
以往昔法则的名义 吾今日赐汝男人之名 By the laws of yore, I must dub thee a man today.
汝跪下受封 Kneel before me.
算了吧 我要走了 Oh! That's okay. I gotta get going.
好吧 那我一会去接你 All right, well, I'll pick you up later.
我们在学校举行这个仪式 We'll perform the ceremony at school.
别别别别 Oh! no, no, no, no.
真的不用了 拜拜 Don't do that. Don't do that. Okay, bye!
嗨 Hey!
狮鹫队加油 Go Griffins!
什么 What?
你是在威洛戴尔学院上学吗 You go to Willowdale College?
不是的 这是我爸爸的 Oh, no. This was my dad's.
是Lightfoot吗 Lightfoot?
Wilden Lightfoot吗 Wilden lightfoot?
是的 Yeah.
你在开玩笑吧 我跟他是大学同学 You're kidding. I went to college with him.
- 真的吗 - 是的 - Really? - Yeah.
孩子 听到他去世的消息 我很难过 Boy, I was so sorry to hear that he passed away.
谢谢关心 Yeah. Thanks.
你知道吗 你爸爸真的很棒 很自信 You know, your dad was a great guy. So confident.
当他走进房间时 人们总会注意到他 When he came into a room, people noticed.
那个每天都穿着最丑的紫色袜子的男人 The man wore the ugliest purple socks every single day.
啥 为什么 What? Why?
我们也这么问过他 Hey, that's exactly what we asked.
但他真的很有勇气 But he was just bold.
我总是希望自己能和他一样勇敢 I always wished I had a little bit of that in me.
是的 但我之前从未听过他的这些事 Yeah. Wow. I've never heard any of this about him before.
- 你还记得些什么吗 - 爸 - What else do you remember? - Dad!
抱歉 我要送他去学校了 Oh, Sorry. Gotta get this guy off to school.
很高兴见到你 Hey, it was nice meeting you.
我也很高兴 Yeah. You, too.
勇敢 Bold.
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同学们 快坐下 我们要开始上课了 Okay, class. Sit down. We're starting roll.
嗨 Gorgamon Hey, uh, Gorgamon.
你介意今天把脚放下来吗 Would you mind not putting your feet on my chair today?
不好意思 兄弟 Sorry, dude.
我得垫高我的脚 Got to keep them elevated.
才能让血液流向我的大脑 Gets the blood flowing to my brain.
但这样我没地方坐了 It just makes it a little hard for me to fit in there.
但如果我没有顺畅的血液循环 Well, if I don't have good blood flow,
我就不能集中精力学习了 I can't concentrate on my schoolwork.
你也不想我在学校表现不好 对吧 You don't want me to do bad in school, do you?
好吧 No.
谢了 兄弟 Thanks, bro.
学生驾驶
第一次路考 First road test.
有自愿的吗 Any volunteers?
向左转 A left here.
现在 走这条高速公路的入口匝道 Now, take this on-ramp for the freeway.
好的 我准备好了 Okay, yeah. I'm, uh, super ready for that.
真是又快又好 It's nice and fast.
赶快汇入车流 Just merge into traffic.
好的 随时都可以 Yep. Just any minute.
汇入车流 Merge into traffic.
快点汇入车流 Merge into traffic!
我还没准备好 I'm not ready!
靠边停车 Pull over.
那么 我们这周末干啥呢 All right. So, what should we do this weekend?
搬到一个更酷的城镇上 Move to a cooler town?
嘿 哥们儿 Oh, hey. What up, dudes?
我今晚要举办一个派对 I'm, uh, having a party tonight,
我想问问你们想来参加吗 And I was wondering if you wanted to come over
然后一起吃点蛋糕 and get down on some cake.
没人会这么讲话吧 That's not something anyone says.
好吧 不说"哥们儿" 改成"伙计" Okay, don't say "dudes". "Gang"?
* 嘿 -哥们儿- * 派对 * 蛋糕
嘿 伙计们 What's up, gang?
* 嘿 -哥们儿- 伙计 * 派对 * 蛋糕
嘿 伙计们 What's up, gang?
嘿 伙计们 Hey. What's up, gang?
嘿 你是Ian 对吧 Oh, hey. Uh, Ian, right?
哦 我都不知道你认识我 Oh! I didn't know you knew my...
无论如何 Anyway...
* 蛋糕
如果你们喜欢派对 我 Uh, if you like parties, then I'm...
我打算举办一个派对 I was gonna do a party...
- 啥 - 我是想说 - What? - What I was trying to say is
如果你们今天晚上没事的话 if you're not doing anything tonight...
但我觉得你们今晚可能有其他事 But I'm sure you probably are doing something tonight...
你们像我一样喜欢吃蛋糕 And you like cake like I like cake,
我家里有蛋糕 I've got a cake at my house.
你是想邀请我们参加派对吗 Are you inviting us to a party?
没错 That's the one.
我们刚好没事 Oh. Yeah, we don't have any plans.
- 可以呀 - 完全可以 - Yeah, okay. - Totally.
真的吗 Really?
我们可以搭公交 一起去我家 I guess we can just take the bus over to my house.
天哪 不是吧 Oh, no, no, no.
哈哈 我看到的是小寿星吗 Ha-ha! Is that the birthday boy I see?
请看 你的战车正在等你 Behold! Your chariot awaits!
你认识他吗 Do you know that guy?
Lightfoot家的Ian爵士 Sir Iandore of Lightfoot.
看上去他在和你说话 Seems like he's talking to you.
嘿 Ian Hey, Ian!
嘿 Barley Hey, Barley.
其实我们打算搭公交的 Yeah, we were actually gonna take the bus.
公交 不行 The bus? Nay!
我会带你和你的伙伴们 I will give you and your companions
乘坐Guinevere transport upon Guinevere.
谁是Guinevere Um, who's Guinevere?
我非凡的坐骑 My mighty steed.
哦 有点尴尬 Oh. That's embarrassing.
没关系的 我帮你重新装好 That's okay, girl. Patch you back up.
他只是在开玩笑 He's just joking around.
你脸上有东西 You've got something on your face.
哦 不 你 等会 不 不是 Oh, no. You...just...wait, no. It's...no...
天哪 Oh! Uh...
我刚刚想起来 You know what? I just remembered
我生日取消了 that my birthday is, uh, canceled.
啥 What？
我指的是派对取消了 I mean, the party.
从来就没有这事儿 Uh, it was never actually happening.
这是天大的误会 It was just this huge misunderstanding.
所以 我就先走了 So, I got to go.
好吧 再见 Okay. bye!
哦 不好意思 让我来收拾 Ooh. Whoops! Sorry. Let me just file those.
嘿 是那些孩子在你脸上写的吗 Hey, did those kids write on your face?
没事 我来帮你 Here. I'll get it.
咱们能赶紧回家吗 Can we please just go home?
好的 我们待会再举行你的生日仪式 Okay, well, we'll perform your birthday ceremony later.
这样你就可以准备好 Then you'll be ready for adulthood
面对成年生活的重重挑战啦 and its gauntlet of challenges.
你知道吗 在古代 You know, in ancient times,
人们会用一场严酷的冒险 来庆祝自己的成年 you celebrated your day of birth with a solemn quest.
当然 这些冒险和过去的挑战相比 Of course, those were nothing compared to
根本不值一提 the challenges of the old days.
妈妈 Mom?
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Wilden 你修不好这玩意的 Wilden, you're not gonna get that thing working.
我感觉成功了 I think I've got it.
我还是站远点看吧 免得它爆炸了 I'm gonna watch from over here for when it blows up.
喂 喂 Hello? Hello?
我打赌你修不好 I'll bet good money you can't get it to work.
哦 是吗 Oh, is that right?
对呀 Yep.
但是你表面上做的 But you're doing a good job of making it
还是像模像样的 look like you know what you're doing.
我在努力 Well, I'm trying to.
你有检查过里面有电池吗 Did you check if it had batteries?
你当然没有 Of course you didn't.
我知道 I know.
所以 可以用了吗 So, is it really working?
我们试试看 Let's find out.
好了 再见 Okay. Bye.
Wilden 你修不好这玩意的 Will, you're not going to get that thing working.
我感觉成功了 I think I've got it.
我还是站远点看吧 免得它爆炸了 I'm gonna watch from over here for when it blows up.
喂 爸爸 Hi, Dad.
喂 喂 Hello? Hello?
我是Ian It's me, Ian.
哦 是吗 Oh, is that right?
是 你今天过得好吗 Yeah. Did you have a good day?
我在努力 Well, I'm trying to.
对 我也是 Yeah. Me, too.
但是 我真的需要一些帮助 Although, I could clearly use some help.
我有时候真希望能和你度过些时光 I sure do wish I could spend the day with you sometime.
我知道 I know.
我们可以一起做好多事 Well, there are so many things we could do.
肯定会非常有趣 I bet it'd be really fun.
我们试试看 Let's find out.
嗯 我的意思是 我很愿意 我们可以 Yeah. I mean, I'd love to. We could, uh...
好了 再见 Okay. Bye.
好吧 Yeah.
再见 Bye.
我的天哪 Oh, my...
Barley 别让你的士兵侵犯我的领土 Barley, keep your soldiers off my land.
否则我们的王国就要开战了 Or our kingdoms will go to war!
对不起 妈妈 Sorry, mom!
哦 这是世界上最长的间隔年了 Oh, this is the world's longest gap year.
#间隔年：常指中学毕业后上大学前所休的一年假期#
宝贝 我本来要帮你缝的 Honey, I was gonna do that.
没事的 It's okay.
你一定是某位缝纫大师的高徒吧 You must have been taught by some kind sewing master
是的 一位很谦虚的缝纫大师 Yeah. A very humble sewing master.
威洛戴尔
爸爸在我这么大时 是怎样的 What was dad like when he was my age?
他总是超级自信吗 Was he always super confident?
不是的 Oh, no.
他花了挺长时间 才找到了自己的定位 It took him a while to find out who he was.
我真希望我能见见他 I wish I'd met him.
我也是 Oh, me, too.
但是 你知道吗 当你爸爸生病的时候 But, hey, you know, when your dad got sick,
他非常努力地与病魔斗争 he fought so hard
因为他非常非常想见到你 Because he wanted to meet you more than anything.
你知道吗 我有东西要给你 You know what? I have something for you.
本来想等吃过蛋糕再给你的 I was gonna wait until after cake,
但我觉得你已经等得够久了 but I think you've waited long enough.
是什么啊 What is it?
是你爸爸给你的礼物 It's a gift from your dad.
什么叫 爸爸给我的 What do you mean, it's from dad?
我不知道 妈妈说是给我们俩的 I don't know. Mom said it was for both of us.
是什么 What is it?
他只是说 等你们都满了十六岁 就给你们这个 He just said to give you this when you were both over 16.
我不知道这是什么 I have no idea what it is.
不会吧 No way!
是巫师的法杖 It's a wizard staff.
- 爸爸是巫师 - 什么 - Dad was a wizard. - What?
等等 你爸爸是会计师 Hold on, your dad was an accountant.
他生病那段时间 确实迷恋上 I mean, he got interested in a lot of strange things
一些奇奇怪怪的东西 但是 when he got sick, but...
这里有一封信 There's a letter.
亲爱的Ian和Barley "Dear Ian and Barley,
很久以前 世界充满奇迹 "Long ago, the world was full of wonder.
充满冒险 激动人心 It was adventurous, exciting,
最棒的是 那时候有魔法 and best of all, there was magic.
魔法帮助了所有需要帮助的人 And that magic helped all in need.
但魔法很难驾驭 But it wasn't easy to master.
所以人们找到了更简单的方法取代它 And so the world found a simpler way to get by.
久而久之 魔法就逐渐消失了 Over time, magic faded away,
但我还是希望 在你们身上 还留存着一点魔法 But I hope there's a little magic left in you.
所以我写下这个咒语 它能让我亲眼看看 And so I wrote this spell, so I could see for myself
我的儿子们长大的模样 who my boys grew up to be."
拜访咒
"Visitation Spell."
真是难以置信 I don't believe this.
这个咒语能让他回来 This spell brings him back.
爸爸能回来一整天的时间 For one whole day, Dad will be back.
- 什么 - 回来 复活那种吗 - What? - Back? Like back to life?
这不可能 That's not possible.
有了它 就有可能 It is with this!
我可以见到爸爸 I'm gonna meet dad?
Will 你这个神奇的疯子 这到底是啥 Oh, Will, you wonderful nut. What is this?
这么强大的咒语需要一种辅助元素 Now, a spell this powerful needs an assist element.
要想成功施咒 爸爸必须找到 For this to work, Dad would've had to find
一颗凤凰宝石 a phoenix gem!
这种宝石 世间仅剩几颗 There's only a few of these left.
等等 这个会有危险吗 Hold on! Is this dangerous?
我们马上就知道了 We're about to find out.
- 啊 - 怎么了 - Ah! - What?
木刺 Splinter.
仅有一次良机 赐予我以重生 "Only once is all we get, grant me this rebirth."
直到明日日落 贪享一日光阴 "Till tomorrow's sun has set, one day to walk the earth."
等下 应该是我没拿对法杖 Hold on. I was just grippin' it wrong.
仅有一次良机 赐予我以重生 "Only once is all we get, grant me this rebirth."
直到明日日落 贪享一日光阴 "Till tomorrow's sun has set, one day to walk the earth."
仅有一次良机 "Only once is all we get,
赐予我以重生 grant me this rebirth."
直到明日日落 贪享一日光阴 "Till tomorrow's sun has set, one day to walk the earth."
贪享一日光阴 "One day to walk the earth."
直到明日日落 贪享一日光阴 "Till tomorrow's sun has set, one day to walk the earth."
Barley Barley.
我很抱歉 你们的爸爸没能回来 I'm sorry you guys don't have your dad here,
但这正展示了 他到底有多想见你们 But this shows just how much he wanted to see you both.
为此他试遍了所有方法 So much that he'd try anything.
这依旧是一份很特别的礼物 That's still a pretty special gift.
是的 Yeah.
想跟我一起去取你的蛋糕吗 Hey, wanna come with me to pick up your cake?
不去了 谢谢妈妈 That's okay. Thanks, Mom.
仅有一次良机 赐予我以重生 "Only once is all we get, grant me this rebirth.
直到明日日落 "Till tomorrow's sun has set...
贪享一日光阴 "one day to walk the earth."
兄弟 你在这里做什么 Hey, man, what are you doing in here?
扎达尔的圣洁牙齿 你是怎么 Holy tooth of Zadar! How did you...?
我不知道 它突然就启动了 I don't know. It just started.
脚 Feet!
坚持住 我来帮你 Hang on. I can help!
Barley 不 Barley, no!
爸爸 Dad?
他只有腿 He's just legs.
没有上半身 There's no top part.
我记得爸爸绝对是有上半身的 I definitely remember dad having a top part!
我做了什么 这太糟糕了 Oh, what did I do? This is horrible.
你好 Hello?
真的是他 It's really him.
爸爸 你在你的房子里 Dad, you are in your house.
他听不见我们说话 He can't hear us.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
是的 爸爸 是我 我是Barley That's right, Dad. It's me, barley.
是的 那是Ian Yeah, that's Ian.
嗨 爸爸 Hi, Dad.
我搞砸了这一切 I messed this whole thing up.
现在他将永远只有腿了 Now he's gonna be legs forever.
不 不会永远 咒语只能持续一天 No, not forever. The spell only lasts one day.
明天日落 他就会消失 At sunset tomorrow, he'll disappear,
我们以后都无法带他回来了 And we'll never be able to bring him back again.
好吧 好吧 24小时 Okay, okay, okay. 24 hours.
留给我们的时间不多 但是 That doesn't give us much time, but...
我们必须再施一次咒语 Well, we'll just have to do the spell again.
是你施咒 You mean you have to.
只有魔法天赋的人 才能施展魔法 A person can only do magic if they have the gift.
- 而我的小老弟有魔法天赋 - 好了好了 - And my little brother has the magic gift. - Okay! Okay.
但我都不能完成咒语 But I couldn't even finish the spell.
你会有很多时间来练习 Well, you're gonna have plenty of time to practice.
因为我们得再找一颗凤凰宝石 'cause we have to find another phoenix gem.
往昔冒险
我们会从所有冒险的源头启程 We'll start at the place where all quests begin.
蝎狮酒馆 The Manticore's tavern.
蝎狮酒馆
它的管理者是一位无畏的冒险家 It's run by a fearless adventurer.
蝎狮
她知道哪里能找到各种宝石 She knows where to find any kind of gem,
护身符 图腾 talisman, totem...
Barley 这是一个游戏 Barley, this is for a game.
基于真实生活的游戏 Based on real life.
我们怎么知道 这个酒馆是否还存在 How do we know this tavern is still there?
它还存在 It's there.
听着 我多年的训练就是为了此刻准备的 Look, my years of training have prepared me for this very moment.
我告诉你 只有这样才能找到一颗凤凰宝石 And I'm telling you, this is the only way to find a phoenix gem.
凤凰宝石
相信我 Trust me.
无论付出什么代价 我都要见到我的爸爸 Whatever it takes, I am gonna meet my dad.
你听到了吗 爸爸 我们要开始一场冒险了 You hear that, Dad? We're going on a quest.
拜托 Guinevere Come on, Guinevere.
也许我们应该搭公车 Uh, maybe we should just take the bus.
她没问题的 She's fine.
冒险混音
您正在离开 新蘑菇顿 期待您的再次到来
嗯 就是一个数学上的奖 Anyway, it's just, like, this award for math.
没什么了不起的 It's no big deal.
等我们回家 我拿给你看 But I'll show you when we get back home.
嘿 你们俩在后面叽叽咕咕谈些什么呐 Hey, uh, what are you two chatty charlies up to back there?
我感觉跟没有上半身的爸爸聊天 有点奇怪 You know, I felt weird talking to dad without a top half,
所以 so...
看 Ta-da!
哦 很不错 Oh, that's great!
爸爸 你看起来就是我记忆中的样子 Dad, you look just like I remember.
嘿 别担心 Hey, don't worry.
我们很快就能带回来你的上半身 We'll have the rest of you here before you know it.
到时候 我会做的第一件事就是 And then, first thing I'm gonna do,
向Guinevere介绍你 introduce you to Guinevere.
我亲手重建的这位老姑娘 Rebuilt this old girl myself,
无论是车轮螺母 还是车载空调 from the lug nuts to the air conditioning.
给爸爸展示你的车吗 Showing dad your van?
- 那就是你的整张清单吗 - 什么清单 - That's your whole list? - What list?
- 哦 - 那是什么 - Oh. - What's that?
我只是在列出我想跟爸爸一起做的事 I'm just working on a list of things I wanted to do with dad.
你懂的 玩传球 散步 学车 You know, play catch, take a walk, driving lesson,
接传球 散步 谈心 一起大笑 学车 与他分享我的人生故事
share my whole life story with him.
那挺不错的 That's cool.
但在你完成爸爸的咒语之前 Oh. But before you cast dad's spell again,
你还得练习你的魔法 you're gonna have to practice your magic.
往昔冒险
这是本游戏书 This book is for a game.
我说了 往昔冒险里的所有东西 都是有史可考的 I told you, everything in quests of yore is historically accurate.
咒语也是如此 Even the spells.
所以开始练习吧 年轻的巫师 So start practicing, young sorcerer.
好吧 爸爸 我们来试试一些咒语 Okay, Dad. Let's try some magic.
嘿 亲爱的 Hey, sweetie?
Blazey Blazey.
这条龙老是在我脚下钻 Oh, this dragon is always under my feet.
宝贝 你想吃蛋糕吗 Honey, you want some cake?
妈妈
我会带着惊喜回来
蝎狮酒馆 凤凰宝石
蝎狮酒馆
漂浮升空 漂浮升空 Aloft Elevar. Aloft Elevar.
我连这个漂浮咒都施展不出 I can't get this levitation spell to work.
也许我该试试别的咒语 Maybe I could try something else,
像是奥术闪电 like Arcane Lightning?
对 就像初级魔法师 Yeah, like a level-one mage could bust out
能施展出巫师指南里最难的咒语一样 the hardest spell in the enchanter's guide book.
也许我们还是该从简单的开始 Maybe we'll stick with the easy ones.
但根本没有反应 是我念错了吗 Yeah, well, it's not working. Am I saying it wrong?
嗯 你念的是对的 Well, mmm, you said it right.
但是要让咒语成功 It's just, for any spell to work,
你念咒时 必须得发自内心 you have to speak from your heart's fire.
- 我啥 - 发自内心 - My what? - Your heart's fire.
你必须有激情 不要退缩 You must speak with passion. Don't hold back.
漂浮升空 Aloft Elevar!
不 应该这样念漂浮升空 No, like Aloft Elevar.
漂浮升空 Aloft Elevar!
不 要发自内心 No, from your heart's fire!
- 漂浮升空 - 不要退缩 - Aloft Elevar! - Don't hold back.
- 漂浮升空 - 发自内心 - Aloft Elevar! - Heart's fire!
不要再说"发自内心"了 Stop saying "heart's fire."
这很明显没有什么用 This just clearly isn't working.
嘿 这已经算是开了个好头 Hey, it was a good start.
鼓起勇气 先生们 Oh. Gather your courage, men.
我们到了 We've arrived.
蝎狮酒馆 The Manticore's tavern.
它真的还存在 It is still here.
是啊 跟你说了吧 Yeah, I told you.
来吧 爸爸 Come on, Dad.
好样的 That's good.
好了 听好 第一 让我来跟她说 All right, listen. First, let me do the talking.
第二 我们必须给予蝎狮足够的尊重 Secondly, it's crucial we show the Manticore the respect she deserves,
不然她就会 第三 不给我们凤凰宝石的寻宝地图 or she will, thirdly, not give us a map to the phoenix gem.
等等 等等 什么地图 Wait, wait, wait. The map?
我以为她手里就有凤凰宝石 I thought she had a phoenix gem.
你太可爱了 听到了吗 爸爸 You're so cute. Hear that, Dad?
他是聪明的孩子 他只是不懂冒险是怎么一回事 He's a smart kid, he just doesn't know how quests work.
你还有别的事没告诉我吗 Well, is there anything else you're forgetting to tell me?
没有了 No.
生日 生日 快乐 Happy happy birthday
和我们一起加入冒险 Come join us on a quest
让你的生日变得无与伦比 to make your birthday party the very, very best.
嘿 Hey!
好吧 好吧 这几年酒馆确实有点小变化 Okay, okay, so the tavern changed a little over the years,
但是蝎狮仍然不逊当年 But the Manticore is still the real deal.
礼品店
沙拉台
我要一份当日推荐的汤 I'll have the soup of the day.
我的陛下 您是想要一碗 还是一锅呢 Would my lord like a cup or cauldron?
女士 我要求面见蝎狮 Madam, I request an audience with the Manticore.
没问题 大人 But of course, milord.
蝎狮来了 Manticore!
不不不不 真正的蝎狮 No. no, no, no. The real Manticore.
无畏的冒险家 The fearless adventurer.
你是说Corey吗 她在那儿 You mean Corey? She's over there.
厨房
快点 快来人帮帮我 Quick! Somebody help me.
这些狮鹫炸块早就该端出去了 These griffin nuggets were supposed to go out minutes ago.
那就是蝎狮吗 That's the Manticore?
哦 伟大而威武的蝎狮啊 Oh, great and powerful Manticore.
先生 小心点 Sir, you're right in the hot zone.
你迟到了 Adolphus You're late, Adolphus.
我知道交通状况不好 I understand there's traffic.
但是你应该计划好 You need to plan for that.
或许你妈妈应该自己买辆车 Well, maybe your mother should get her own car!
无畏的蝎狮大人 Your fearlessness?
我和我弟弟在寻找凤凰宝石的寻宝地图 My brother and I seek a map to a phoenix gem.
那你算是来对地方了 12号桌 Well, you've come to the right tavern. Table 12.
你们想要的地图就在这儿 I have the parchment you desire right here.
看呐 Behold!
寻找凤凰宝石
重现排列字母 发现宝石的所在
嘿 孩子 帮帮我
那是儿童菜单 That's a children's menu.
是不是很有意思 它们是根据我的旧地图做的 Isn't that fun? They're all based on my old maps.
现在 Now...
伟大的蝎狮 The great Manticore sends you
祝福你们踏上旅程 on your adventure with a hero's blessing.
这些蜡笔给你 And here's some crayons.
这真是太有意思了 大人 That's very amusing, your Dominance,
但是你有没有真正的地图呢 but might you have the real map?
嗯 有的 就在那儿 Uh, yeah. It's, uh, over there.
凤凰宝石
伏尔甘护身符
真理之书
扎达尔之盾
博扎克之锤
就是它 That's it.
完美 This is perfect.
你们在干什么 你们不能拿走这个 What are you doing? You can't take this.
我们必须拿走 We have to.
这是什么 What is that?
这是我们的爸爸 It's our dad.
我们有机会能见他一面 但是 And we have a chance to meet him, but...
但我们必须拿到凤凰宝石才能做到 But we can't do that without a phoenix gem.
不行 我不会再送人去参加危险的冒险了 No! My days of sending people on dangerous quests are over.
什么 为什么 What? Why?
因为冒险很危险啊 'Cause they're dangerous.
Corey 点歌机又坏了 Corey, the karaoke machine's broken again.
我很抱歉 但你们不能拿走这张地图 I'm sorry, but you are not getting this map.
别担心 小姐们 Don't worry, ladies,
你们的旅程很快就能继续了 Your adventure will continue momentarily.
好吧 我能解决这个问题的 Okay, I can handle this.
不 Ian No, Ian.
勇猛的蝎狮小姐 女士 Miss mighty Manticore, ma'am...
你在干什么 What are you doing?
孩子 我现在正忙 Kid, this is not a good time.
我要给这个地方打一星 Ugh. I'm giving this place a one-star review.
只是 我从没见过我的父亲 It's just, I've never met my dad and...
听着 我很抱歉 Look, I'm sorry about that.
但如果你因为我的冒险受伤了 But if you get hurt on one of my quests,
你猜是谁会被起诉 然后丢了这家酒馆 Guess who gets sued and loses her tavern?
我不能冒这个险 I can't take that kind of risk.
好了 如果没什么事的话 Now, if you'll just excuse me,
我还有要紧事要忙 I have important things to do.
试音 Testing.
你萦绕在我的梦中 You haunt my dreams
萦绕于我的日与夜 my inbetweens
求你了 我们需要那张地图 Please, we need that map.
不 我是不会给你地图的 No, I am not giving you the map.
就这样 我不想再说下去了 That's it! I am done talking.
但我还没说完 Well, I'm not!
你说你不能冒着失去这家酒馆的风险 You say you can't risk losing this place.
看看那位蝎狮 Look at that Manticore.
她像是天生的冒险家 She looks like she lived to take risks.
那位蝎狮不用担心投资商 That Manticore didn't have investors to look out for.
冒险之墙
她不用付员工薪水 She didn't have payroll to cover.
她可以随时像这样飞出门外 She could just fly out the door whenever she wanted
斩杀一只岩浆巨兽 and slay a magma beast.
你到底修不修这台机器了 Are you gonna fix the machine or not?
修 马上就好 Yeah, in a minute.
好吧 或许这个地方不像从前那样热爱冒险 Okay, maybe this place isn't as adventurous as it used to be.
就算它不再有各式各样的部族 So it isn't filled with a motley horde
愿意冒着生命危险 只为体验刺激的感觉 willing to risk life and limb for the mere taste of excitement.
那又如何呢 B ut so what?
谁说轰轰烈烈的冒险必须赌上一切 Who ever said you have to take risks in life to have an adventure?
看起来 是你说的 Apparently, you did.
一场轰轰烈烈的冒险必须赌上一切 — —蝎狮
32号桌说 他们的马苏里拉芝士棒凉了 Table 32 said their mozzarella sticks are cold.
我都做些了什么 What have I done?
现在还不晚 Well, it's not too late.
你还可以把地图给我们 I mean, you could just give us the map.
- 这个地方曾经危险重重 - 危险重重 - This place used to be dangerous. - Dangerous!
- 且狂野 - 狂野 - And wild! - Wild!
我曾经是危险且狂野的 I used to be dangerous and wild!
危险且狂野 Dangerous and wild!
我生活在谎言之中 I'm living a lie!
我变成什么了 What have I become?
哦 不 Oh, no.
所有人都出去 Everybody out!
这家酒馆要歇业重修了 This tavern is closed for remodeling.
对不起 点歌机坏了 Sorry, the karaoke machine is broken!
不 不不不不 No! No, no, no!
我们得走了 We gotta go!
漂浮升空 Aloft Elevar!
真是太不可思议了 That was unbelievable.
你就这样 I mean, you were just like...
然后房梁就漂在那儿 And the beam was just floating there!
我弟弟是一位巫师 My brother is a wizard.
我不敢相信 这居然成功了 I can't believe that worked.
你现在肯定能搞定爸爸的咒语了 Oh! You're gonna nail dad's spell now.
但是我们没有地图 Except we don't have a map.
但是我们有这个 But we've got this.
看呐 Behold!
乌鸦喙
听着 冒险时 你得物尽其用 Look, on a quest, you have to use what you've got.
这就是我们能用的 And this is what we've got.
最棒的是 小Kayla已经解开了谜题 Best part is, little Kayla already solved the puzzle.
根据Kayla的答案 Well, according to Kayla,
乌鸦喙
我们只需要找到乌鸦喙 We just have to look for Raven's Point.
乌鸦喙 乌鸦喙 乌鸦喙 Raven's Point. Raven's Point. Raven's Point.
乌鸦喙
太好了 宝石一定在那座山里 Yes! The gem must be in the mountain.
我们明早就能赶到那儿 We could be there by tomorrow morning.
明天早上 Tomorrow morning?
我们还是能留出很多时间陪爸爸 That still gives us plenty of time with dad.
好吧 我们似乎沿着高速公路就能到那儿 Well, it looks like the expressway should take us right there.
高速公路有点太明显了 Expressway is a little too obvious.
在冒险里 明确的道路永远都不是正确的 On a quest, the clear path is never the right one.
什么 What?
有一次玩往昔冒险时 During one quests of yore campaign,
我和Shrub Rosehammer选了简单的那条路 Shrub Rosehammer and I took the easy route,
结果他直接进了凝胶魔方的肚子里 led him straight into the belly of a gelatinous cube.
我没有遭受同样下场的唯一原因 Only reason I didn't suffer the same fate?
是因为我听从了我的直觉 I followed my gut.
而现在 我的直觉告诉我 我们要走这条 And it's telling me we take an ancient trail
叫做危境小道的古径 called the Path of Peril.
但是高速公路要快多了 But the expressway is faster.
但从长远来看就不一定了 Maybe not in the long run.
我知道你希望这能成为你的一次冒险游戏 I know you want this to be like one of your adventure games,
但这次行动的重点在于 but all that matters
我们可以尽可能地多和爸爸相处 is that we get to spend as much time as possible with dad.
所以 我们应该走高速公路 不是吗 So, we should just take the expressway, right?
没错 你说得对 Yeah, you're right.
但如果你最后进了凝胶魔方的肚子里 But if you end up inside a gelatinous cube,
你自己负责哦 You are on your own.
蝎狮酒馆 Manticore's tavern
就在您右前方 Ahead on your right.
人马 来电
挂断 接听
- 嘿 - 我只是想确认下 - Hey. - I'm just checking in.
你追上孩子们了吗 Did you catch up to the boys yet?
没 还没有 No, not yet.
但是我有点担心 But I'm a little worried
因为我们碰上了一个很诡异的家庭问题 because we had a weird family issue come up,
而且 离家出走一点都不像Ian会做的事 And, well, this just isn't like Ian to run off.
Barley有可能 但是Ian不会 I mean, Barley, yes, but not Ian.
现在已经很晚了 You know, it's late,
你不应该现在出门找他们 You shouldn't have to be out looking for 'em.
我知道这很蠢 I know, it's silly.
说不定他们两个正在兴头上呢 I'm sure they're both probably on fire.
- 兴头上 - 火 这地方着火了 - Fire? - Fire! The place is on fire!
#双关：on fire 也有"着火"的意思#
蝎狮酒馆
- 我的孩子们 我先挂了 - Laurel - My boys! I gotta go! - Laurel!
下来 快下来 Get it off, get it off, get it off!
不好意思 打扰一下 Excuse me. Hello?
拜托了 我在找两个精灵少年 Please, I'm looking for two teenage elves.
我跟你说过了 是两个精灵少年 I told you already, there were two teenage elves.
那是我的儿子们 他们去哪儿了 Those are my sons. Where did they go?
他们踏上了寻找凤凰宝石的冒险了 They went on a quest to find a phoenix gem.
但是别担心 不用担心 But don't worry, don't worry.
我跟他们说了地图 说了宝石 I told them about the map, I told them about the gem,
我也跟他们说了诅咒 I told them about the curse.
我忘记告诉他们诅咒的事了 I forgot to tell them about the curse.
- 什么东西 - 哦 天哪 - The what? - Oh, boy.
听我说 这人有点 Listen, this one's gone a little...
你的儿子们有极大的危险 Your boys are in grave danger!
但是我有办法 But I can help!
你哪儿也不能去 我们还有问题要问你 You're not going anywhere. We got questions for you.
我知道他们要去哪儿 我们还能救下他们 I know where they're going! We can still save them!
好了 我觉得事情都处理妥当了 Okay, I think everything's good here.
急救箱
我全名叫蝎狮 Last name "Manticore", first name "The".
等等 你说得没错 她的确有点 Hold on, you're right. She has gone a little...
这全是因为她受了这种伤 It's no wonder with a wound like that.
这只是擦伤 That's just a scratch.
不好意思 请问你是牛头怪方面的专家吗 Oh, I'm sorry, are you an expert on minotaurs?
- 是蝎狮 - 蝎狮 - Manticores. - Manticores?
不是 Well, no...
那你就不会知道 Well, then you wouldn't know
当他们的血液暴露在空气中时 that when their blood is exposed to air,
就会让他们发狂 it makes them go bonkers.
我觉得这不是真的 I don't think that's true.
看 她已经分不清楚现实了 See? She's already losing her grip on reality.
所以趁你还没被她杀死前 让我来治好她 So, why don't you let me save her life before it costs you yours?
- 好吧 - 谢谢 - Okay. - Thank you.
能不能给我们一点空间 Could we have a little privacy here, please?
躺好 就是这样 Just lie back. That's good.
但是把头抬高一点 But get your head a little bit higher.
别耽搁太久好吗 Just don't take too long back there, okay?
嘿 你听见了吗 Hey, you hear me?
我说 别耽搁太久了 I said don't take too long back there,
因为 because...
好了 我们要怎么救下我的孩子们 All right, how do we help my boys?
我们会相处得很好的 I'm gonna like you.
收音机 车前灯 刹车 Radio, headlights, brakes,
轮胎 车圈 tires, rims.
我也不好说 爸爸 I mean, it's hard to tell now, Dad,
在我换掉她的零件前 Before I replaced her parts,
Guinevere差不多就是堆垃圾 Guinevere was actually kind of a piece of junk.
接传球 散步 谈心 一起大笑 学车
-接传球- 散步 谈心 一起大笑 学车
-接传球- -散步- 谈心 一起大笑 学车
看来我们一天内没法做完所有事了 爸爸 Looks like we're not gonna get to do everything today, Dad.
没关系 That's okay.
我就想见见你 I just wanna meet you.
不过别担心 我们会把你变回来的 But don't worry, we'll, uh, have you fixed up
然后回家见见 and back home to see...
哦 天哪 妈妈 Oh, man. Mom!
Barley 我们没法带爸爸回去见妈妈了 Barley, we're not gonna be able to get dad back in time to see mom.
算了 爸爸 至少你不用见到那个新男友了 Well, Dad, at least you won't have to meet the new guy.
你现在是在努力工作 还是在混吃等死 So, you workin' hard or hardly workin'?
对啊 Yeah.
Barley Barley Barley Barley, barley, barley.
每次有麻烦 我都得来找你算账 Every time there's trouble, I gotta deal with you.
你在模仿Colt吗 Is that your Colt?
对啊 Yeah.
那你得加把劲了 You're gonna wanna work on that.
不不不 别这样 老姑娘 No, no, no! Come on, old girl.
我以为你已经修好了这车 I thought you said you fixed the van.
放松 Guinevere没什么问题 Relax. Guinevere is fine.
只不过她有点肚里空空了 Her stomach is just a little empty.
但这儿显示油箱还是满的 But it says we have a full tank.
必须使用 无铅汽油
不 这是坏的 No. That doesn't work.
哦 只剩下几滴了 Oh. Only a few drops left.
或许附近有加油站 Maybe if there's a gas station...
有什么魔法能变出汽油吗 Is there a magic way to get gas?
我喜欢你的想法 小法师 I like your thinking, young mage.
增长咒 Growth spell!
我们可以变大汽油罐 We grow the can,
然后里面的汽油也会随着增多 and then the gas inside will grow with it.
你这想法有点诡异 That's kind of a weird idea.
我知道 我也喜欢 I know! I like it, too.
行吧 Okay.
放轻松 发自内心 变变变 Loosen up. Heart's fire. Here we go.
可没那么简单 It's not that simple.
这家伙只学了点皮毛 This one learns a little magic,
就以为自己是大魔法师了 thinks he's Shamblefoot the Wondrous,
我说的没错吧 老爸 Am I right, Dad?
增长咒要更难一些 A growth spell is a bit more advanced.
你念咒语时 不仅要发自内心 Not only do you have to speak from your heart's fire,
还得遵循一个魔法法令 but now you also have to follow a magic decree.
一个魔法什么 A magic what?
这是一个确保咒语有效的特殊规定 It's a special rule that keeps the spell working right.
像这条说的 "想要放大一个物品 This one states, "To magnify an object,
你必须全神贯注于它" you have to magnify your attention upon it."
当你施咒时 While you cast the spell,
不能让任何事情干扰你 You can't let anything distract you.
好的 Okay.
- 怎么了 - 木刺 - What? - Splinter.
我们能打磨下这玩意打磨吗 Can we sand this thing down?
不行 这根古老法杖的每根纤维都充满了魔法与荣光 No. It's an ancient staff with magic in every glorious fiber.
你不能打磨它 You can't sand it down.
行吧 行吧 开始吧 集中注意 All right. all right. Here we go. Focus.
又怎么了 Something wrong?
抱歉 是你的站姿 应该这样 Sorry, it's just, your stance is, uh...here.
下巴抬高 手肘朝外 双脚分开 Chin up, elbows out, feet apart,
后背稍呈拱形 back slightly arched.
- 好了 感觉怎么样 - 挺好 - Okay, how's that feel? - Great.
- 哦 还漏了一点 - Barley - Oh, one more thing...- Barley!
好 好 Okay, okay.
速速变大 Magnora Gantuan!
别被魔法吓到 Don't let the magic spook you.
好 Okay.
- 手肘 - 什么 - Elbows! - What?
手肘抬高 Elbows up!
不 不 不 太高了 太高了 No, no, no, it's too high. That's too high.
我在尝试集中注意力 I'm trying to focus here.
好 好 好 专注那个汽油罐 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Focus. Focus on the can.
专注 Focus.
Barley 算了 Barley! Forget it!
成功了 It worked!
汽油罐变大了 The can is huge.
面包车也变大了 And the van is huge.
你也 And you're...
哦 不 Oh, no.
- 怎么回事 - 看起来你把我变小了 - What happened? - Looks like you shrunk me.
怎么会这样 But how?
如果你搞砸了一个咒语 就要承担后果 Well, if you mess up a spell, there are consequences.
因为你一直打扰我 我才搞砸的 I only messed up because you wouldn't stop bothering me.
我那是想帮你 I was trying to help you.
那就别帮我了 Well, don't try to help me.
好 我再也不会帮你了 Oh, okay. Fine. I won't!
爸爸 是我 Dad, it's me.
爸爸 一切都好 别担心 Whoa! Dad, it's okay. Don't worry.
我会搞定这个的 I'm gonna fix this.
你现在要去哪儿 Well, where are you going?
去找加油站 To find a gas station.
- 那好 我也要去 - 行 - Well, I'm going, too. - Fine.
哦 我可不需要你的帮助 Hey, I don't need your help.
随便你 Fine with me.
我只需要喘口气 I just need a little break.
我的小脚脚走不了那么快 My baby legs can't go that fast.
看 有个加油站 Look, a gas station.
太棒了 Good.
哦 等等 我忘了 Oh, wait, I forgot.
你不需要我的帮助 You don't need my help.
嘿 我不需要你带我 Hey, I don't need you to carry me.
我是个成年人 I'm a grown man.
爸爸 Dad!
来吧 别担心 Barley在我这呢 Come on, it's okay. Barley is with me.
没错 我很好 爸爸 Yeah, I'm fine, dad.
副作用最后应该都会消失的 The side effects are supposed to wear off eventually.
我看起来大点了吗 Do I look any bigger yet?
嘿 你刚刚是撞到我了吗 Hey! Did you just bump into me?
实在抱歉 我没看到你在这里 Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I didn't see you there.
再撞我一次 小心我成为你的梦魇 Do it again, and you'll see me in your nightmares.
这张有奖 我就知道 This one's lucky. I know it.
闪耀拐杖糖
给我一袋加酸的拐杖糖 Give me a bag of extra-sours.
新口味 凤凰火 功能饮料
芝士泡芙
零钱不用找了 Keep the change.
让开点 小豆茎 Outta the way, Beanstalk.
麻烦二号机加十块钱的油 10 on pump two, please.
- 你在干什么 - 在给我们找吃的 - What are you doing? - I'm getting us food.
好 我知道了 All right, I got it.
还要一些这个 谢谢 And a couple of these. Thank you.
我得去趟厕所 I have to go to the bathroom.
不能等等吗 Can it wait?
这可是你的口袋 It's your pocket.
请问能借下厕所的钥匙吗 Can we have the bathroom key, please?
好了 快去快回 我想赶快离开这里 Okay, be quick. I want to get out of here.
没问题 我这就去 Okay, I'm goin'.
一共12.99元 That'll be 12.99.
嘿 看路 Hey, watch it!
想打架吗 老弟 You got a problem, shades?
我和你说话的时候 回答我 Answer me when I'm talking to you.
对不起 我不知道他的头现在在哪儿 I'm sorry, I don't really know where his head's at right now.
今晚还能更糟点吗 How could this night get any worse?
你知道的 我也想带你飞上天 去帮助你的孩子们 You know, I would fly us to help your boys,
但我这对老翅膀已经不像从前那么好用了 but the old wings aren't what they used to be.
哦 没关系 Oh, that's fine.
所以 关于这个诅咒 So, about this curse...
都是我的错 It's my own fault.
我应该每天早上都做翅膀健操 I should be doing my wing exercises every morning,
但你也知道那结果如何了 but you know how that goes.
拜托 那个诅咒 到底是做什么的 Please, the curse. What does it do?
哦 不好意思 那是一个守护诅咒 Right. Sorry. It's a guardian curse.
如果你的孩子拿到宝石 那诅咒就会生效 If your boys take the gem, the curse will rise up
召唤出一只强大的怪兽 and assume the form of a mighty beast,
和你的儿子们决斗 and battle your sons to the...
你儿子们的危机处理能力怎么样 Well, how do your boys do in a crisis?
不好 一个胆小如鼠 Not great. One of them is afraid of everything,
一个无所畏惧 and the other isn't afraid of anything.
也是 你那个瘦儿子看起来无所畏惧 Yeah, that skinny kid of yours is pretty fearless.
不 你说的是壮的那个 Barley No, no. You mean the big one, Barley.
不 不 就是那个小的 No, no, the little guy.
他真给我那种感觉 He really let me have it.
什么 不 听着 你说你能帮助他们 对吧 What? No, look, you said you could help them, right?
每个诅咒都有它的核心 Every curse has a core,
它们的力量之源 the center of its power.
唯一能打破诅咒的武器 And only one weapon forged of
是用最珍稀的金属打造而成 the rarest metals can destroy it,
我的魔法剑 my enchanted sword.
破咒器 The Curse Crusher!
好吧 但你好像没有那把剑 Well, okay, but you don't seem to have that on you.
我卖了 I sold it.
几年前我在税务上 惹了点小麻烦 Got in a little tax trouble a few years back.
但别担心 我知道去哪儿找它 But don't worry, I know just where to find it.
孩子们 我来了 I am on my way, boys.
求你们别惹麻烦 Just try to stay out of trouble.
Barley怎么去了这么久 What is taking you so long?
你说谁奇怪 Who you calling "whimsical"?
哦 不 Oh, no.
你胆子可真大 You've got a lot of nerve.
我只是说 精灵过去都是飞来飞去 散播快乐 I'm just saying, sprites used to fly around spreading delight.
那很好啊 That's a good thing.
精灵不能飞 Sprites can't fly.
你们不能飞 是因为你们不再使用翅膀了 Well, your wings don't work 'cause you stopped using them.
- 你是在说我懒吗 - 不 不 不 - You calling me lazy? - No, no, no.
不是你懒 是你的祖先 Not you. Your ancestors.
你说我的祖先怎么了 What did you say about my ancestors?
我不是说他们懒 I didn't mean lazy...
我很抱歉 特别抱歉 他也很抱歉 I'm sorry, very sorry. He's sorry, too.
你不需要飞 谁需要飞啊 You don't need to fly. Who needs to fly?
你看 你们有那些超赞的摩托车 I mean, you've got those great bikes.
你干嘛呢 我不过是在谈论历史 What are you doing? I was just discussing history.
Barley 我在努力照顾你和爸爸 Barley, I'm trying to take care of you and dad,
而你一点忙都没帮上 and you're not making it any easier.
爸爸 快来 Dad, come on.
哦 不 Oh, no.
嘿 你死定了 Hey! You're dead!
我们死定了 我们死定了 我们死定了 We're dead! We're dead! We're dead!
放轻松 他们抬不起那些摩托车 Relax. They won't be able to lift those bikes.
哇 他们挺强的 They are strong.
我们死定了 我们死定了 我们死定了 We're gonna die! We're gonna die! We're gonna die!
车门锁上了 It's locked.
什么 钥匙在哪儿 What? Where are the keys?
让我来 I got this.
加油 Barley Come on, Barley.
好了 冲 冲 冲 Okay, go, go, go!
不 不 不 不 不是吧 No. no, no, no. no way.
你必须得开车了 You're gonna have to.
快点 为什么它不启动 Come on. Why won't it start?
有个最佳位置 There's a sweet spot.
不在中间 也不在结尾 Not in the middle, not quite at the end.
快点 快点 快点 Come on. Come on. Come on.
给点力啊 Guinevere Come on, Guinevere!
转到O档 让我们上路 put it in "o" for "onward."
冲啊 Drive!
好了 现在你得汇入车流 Okay, you're gonna have to merge.
- 加速 - 我不行 - Speed up! - I can't do this.
- 你行的 - 我还没准备好 - Yes, you can. - I'm not ready!
你永远不会准备好的 汇入 You'll never be ready. Merge!
干得漂亮 Nice job!
- 嘿 别撞我的爱车 - Barley - Hey, don't hit Gwinny. - Barley!
- 哦 不 - 超车 - Oh, no. - Get around 'em!
- 他们不让行 - 打转向灯 - They're not letting me in. - Signal.
你这车没转向灯 You don't have a signaler.
手伸直 伸出窗外 表示你要往左 Stick your arm straight out the window to signal left.
- 快回来 - 往前开就是 - Get back here. - Just keep driving.
Barley Barley!
山在北边 The mountains are north.
往北 1/2英里
你得赶紧换道了 You need to get all the way over.
我去 What the...?
好 开战了 老弟 弄他们 Oh, it is on, shades! Get 'em!
- Ian 专心开车 - 我做不到 - Ian, stay focused! - I can't!
你必须专心 不然我们都得死 You have to focus or we are all dead!
冷静点 Just stay cool.
干得漂亮 Guinevere Way to go, Guinevere!
加速 Hit it!
我们没法过去 We're not gonna make it!
爸爸 你还好吗 Dad, are you okay?
他很好 多亏了Ian Lightfoot爵士的精湛车技 He's fine, thanks to the skillful driving of Sir Ian Lightfoot.
击个掌 High five!
怎么回事 What is happening?
我想是咒语失效了 I think the spell is wearing off.
离我的脸远点 Get off my face.
天啦噜 是警察 Chantor's talon! Cops!
- 靠边停 - 我没驾照 - Pull over. - I don't have a license.
我的钱包还没变回来 My wallet's still tiny.
下车 Step out of the vehicle.
- 我们怎么办 - 我不知道 - What are we gonna do? - I don't know.
我们要怎么解释 哦 不 爸爸 How are we gonna explain...? Oh, no. Dad!
你今晚很累吧 伙计 You have a long night there, buddy?
先生 我需要请你走个直线 Sir, I'm gonna ask you to walk this straight line.
他们要抓走爸爸 They're gonna take dad.
冷静 冷静 Okay, okay.
我知道了 用伪装咒 Oh, I got it. The disguise spell.
你可以变成任何人 You can disguise yourself to be anyone you want.
如果我又搞砸了怎么办 But what if I mess up again?
据咒语所说 According to the spell,
"你的伪装是谎言所化 "disguising yourself is a lie,
所以你必须说真话 so you must tell the truth to get by."
只要你不说假话 就能成功变化 As long as you don't tell a lie, the spell will be fine.
好吧 我们要变成谁 Okay. Who are we gonna be?
行了 我们得带你回局子里 Okay, we're taking you down to the station.
这里发生了什么 伙计 What seems to be the problem here, fellow?
各位警察 Police folk?
Bronco警官 Officer Bronco?
你也在那辆面包车里吗 Were you in that van?
没错 而且我们 Affirmative. And we will...
我是说 我为那位兄弟的行为负全部责任 I mean, I will take full responsibility for that fella right there,
所以 你们现在可以交给我了 so you can just release him over to me.
嘿 我想站前面 Hey, I wanted to be the front.
没门 我来讲话 No way. I'll do the talking.
Bronco 我以为你在小镇的另一边工作 Bronco, I thought you were working on the other side of town.
我改变主意了 I, uh, changed my mind.
有什么不对劲吗 Something wrong?
只是脖子抽筋了 Just a little neck cramp.
你得停止说谎 You have to stop lying.
用问题回答每一个问题 Answer every question with a question.
你到底在这里干什么 What exactly are you doing out here?
我在这里干什么吗 Uh...What am I doing out here?
每个人又在这世上干什么呢 What are any of us doing out here?
我从来没想过这个问题 I never thought about it like that.
棒 Nice.
恕我冒昧 你还没回答我的问题 With all due respect, you didn't answer my question.
我们只是在教Ian练练车 Well, we were just exercising some driver's education drills for Ian.
Ian是谁 Who is Ian?
他是Laurel的孩子吗 Oh, is that Laurel's kid?
Ian是Laurel的孩子 Ian is Laurel's kid.
你继子开车在路上拐来拐去 Your stepson was swerving all over the road.
嗯 这个 Yeah, well...
他今天状态不太好 That guy's not all there today.
是 他看起来确实不太正常 Yeah, he does seem a little off.
你看起来也有点不正常 You seem a little off yourself.
其实 百分百坦白地说 Actually, if I'm being completely honest,
我不太能应付这种局面 I'm not super great in this kind of situation,
而且我现在有点崩溃 and I'm starting to freak out a little bit.
我现在全身是汗 浑身不对劲 And I'm all sweaty and weird,
我不知道要说什么了 and I don't know what to say
我感觉我什么事都做不好 and I just feel like I can't do anything right,
我就是个怪胎 And I'm a total weirdo.
慢着 慢着 Hold on, hold on.
我知道这是什么情况了 I think I know what's going on here.
是吗 You do?
当后爸不容易 It's not easy being a new parent.
我女朋友的女儿让我愁得头都秃了 好吗 My girlfriend's daughter got me pulling my hair out, okay?
是啊 Oh. Oh, yeah.
好了 我们可以放他走了 All right, we can let him go.
好的 那我带他回车里 Okay, well, I'm just gonna take him to the van.
会好的 好吗 祝你好运 Bronco It gets better. All right? Good luck, Bronco.
警官 也祝你好运 You, too, Officer.
继续努力工作 或者混吃等死 Keep workin' hard or hardly workin'.
这个模仿得不错 Now, that was a good Colt.
幸亏我不是你 Bronco I don't envy you, Bronco.
Lightfoot家那个孩子很难管教 That Lightfoot kid is a handful.
这我就不太同意了 I'm gonna have to disagree with you there.
我觉得Ian是良好市民 I think Ian's a pretty stand-up citizen.
不是他 我说大儿子 Not him, the older one.
什么 What?
说真的 他就是个搅屎棍 I mean, the guy's a screwup.
这你不能不认同吧 You can't say you don't agree.
我不认同 Um, I don't.
什么 What?
我是说 好了 那个 I mean, okay, well...
我得走了 得送Ian回家了 I gotta get going. Gotta get Ian home.
我是说 我上班要迟到了 I mean, I'm late for work.
对不起 我是说 我有点不舒服 Sorry, I mean, I'm feelin' a little sick.
我是说有点累 不舒服且有点累 走了 I mean tired. Sick and tired. Gotta go!
周一见 See you Monday!
天哪 Bronco快疯了 Oh, man. Bronco is losin' it.
看吧 这就是我不结婚的原因 See, that's why I never got married.
没人能束缚住我老Gore Old Gore can't be tied down.
我是Specter This is Specter.
帮我接下Colt Bronco警官吗 Can you put me through to Officer Colt Bronco?
Barley 我不知道刚刚是什么情况 Barley, I don't know what happened back there.
我觉得你不是搅屎棍 But I don't think you're a screwup.
可能是魔法搞错了 对吧 Maybe the magic just got it wrong, you know.
嗯 Yeah.
我不知道刚刚是怎么了 I don't know what happened.
Barley Barley Barley! Barley!
你去哪儿 Where are you going?
Barley 别生气 这只是 Barley, come on. This is all just...
我不是搅屎棍 I'm not a screwup.
我没说你是 I didn't say you were.
魔法帮你说了 The magic said it for you.
魔法搞错了 Well, the magic got it wrong.
魔法没搞错 Magic doesn't get it wrong!
警察问你话 你回答 The cop asked a question, you answered,
然后魔法揭晓真假 不是吗 and magic revealed the truth. Right?
不是吗 Right?
我不知道这些东西是什么原理 I don't know how any of this stuff works.
我只知道 All I know is that
我们今晚做的事情全都出错了 everything we've done tonight has gone wrong.
是啊 错了是因为你不听我的 Yeah, it's gone wrong because you won't listen to me.
你在逗我吗 Are you kidding?
我们今晚做的一切都是你的主意 Because everything we've done has been your idea.
但是你没按我的方法来 But you didn't do it my way.
我要和蝎狮谈 你不让 You didn't let me handle the Manticore.
我和精灵聊天 你紧张 You freaked out when I talked to the sprites.
因为你觉得我没有好点子 'Cause you don't think I have good ideas.
什么 我当然觉得你有 What? Of course I do.
行 那我提议我们走危境小道 Great! Then I think we should take the Path of Peril.
我也觉得那很好 在一般情况下 And I also think that would be good, normally...
看吧 See?
但我跟你说了 这不是游戏 But, I told you, this isn't a game.
今天最重要的是爸爸 All that matters today is dad,
现在他就坐在车里 And right now he's sitting in that van,
他很困惑 And he's confused...
怎么了 What?
他在干嘛 What is he doing?
我觉得他可以感受到音乐的律动 I think he can feel the vibrations of the music,
他在跳舞 And he's dancing.
他跳得好烂 He is terrible.
嗯 真的真的很烂 Yeah. He's really, really bad.
哦 不 他过来了 Oh, no. Here he comes.
不不不 谢了 爸 爸 谢了 No, no, no. Thanks, Dad. Dad, thank you.
不用了 I'm good.
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
不 不 不 No, no, no!
我不太会跳舞 I'm not really a big dancer.
跳这舞的上半身会是什么样子 Just imagine what the top half of this dance looks like.
我猜会是这样的 I bet it goes something like this.
你把鞋带给跳松了 老爸 You danced your shoelaces loose there, pop.
你知道吗 我也想见他 You know, I wanna see him, too.
嗯 我知道 Yeah, I know.
你没给我做好一件事的机会 It's not fair for you to call me a screwup
就说我是搅屎棍 不公平 if you don't give me a chance to get something right.
只要有一件事听我的 Just do one thing my way.
你真的觉得危境小道 You really think this Path of Peril
是去山里最好的方法吗 is the best way to go to the mountain?
好吧 Okay.
所以 你的魔法剑在哪里 So, where is your magic sword?
就在那扇门后 It lies beyond those gates.
当 铺
如果我们带不走剑的话 If we don't leave here with the sword,
你的儿子们就完蛋了 Your boys are doomed.
给 There you are.
破蒜器 One garlic crusher.
不是 是破咒器 No, Curse Crusher.
是一把很大的魔法剑 It's a large magical sword.
剑 Sword.
剑 剑 剑 Sword, sword, sword.
我这里有这个 I mean, I got this thing.
- 就是它 - 多少钱 - That's it! - How much?
- 那就十块 - 好 - Let's call it 10. - Great!
用最珍稀的金属打造而成 Forged of the rarest metals,
全世界独一无二的剑 the only sword of its kind in all the land.
你好 老朋友 我们再也不分离 Hello, old friend. We shall never part again.
原来这把剑是全世界独一无二的 Turns out this sword is the only sword of its kind in all the land.
所以 定价一万 So, let's call it 10,000.
- 你不能这样 - 我就这样了 - You can't do that! - Well, I just did.
好吧 你最好 Okay, you had better...
怎么了 Yeah?
嘿 我和别的警官通了话 Hey, I talked to some other officers,
他们说 最后看见孩子们往北去了 and they said the boys were last seen going north.
- 他们没事吧 - 没事 - Are they okay? - They're fine.
不过警官说 亲爱的 But the officers said...well, honey,
今晚真是越来越离奇了 this night keeps getting stranger and stranger.
你知道我是谁吗 Do you know who I am?
蛇尾飞熊什么的 Some kind of winged bear-snake lady?
是蝎尾飞狮 Winged lion-scorpion lady!
确实是 It sure does.
听着 我需要这把剑 Listen, I need that sword.
我的孩子们有个千载难逢的机会 能见到他们父亲 My sons have a once-in-a-lifetime chance to see their father.
我大儿子 Now, my oldest son...
卧了个 你杀了她 Holy son of a...you killed her!
没事 她只是暂时动不了而已 It's okay. She's only temporarily paralyzed.
嘿 你不能这样 Hey, you can't do this.
- 我就这样了 - 拿上剑 - Well, I just did. - Grab the sword.
你敢拿 Don't you touch that.
给 Here you go.
再多给你一点 麻烦你了 And a little something extra for your trouble.
我喜欢你的店 I love your store.
哦 这个好漂亮 Oh, that's so pretty.
休息中
Laurel 怎么了 Laurel, what's happening?
- 耶 - 喂 你还好吗 - Yeah! - Hello? Are you all right?
Laurel Laurel?
Colt 现在不方便说话 孩子们需要我 Oh, Colt, I can't talk. The boys need me.
等等 Wait!
这些倒霉孩子 Dang those kids.
我们踏上冒险 We're heading on a quest
必将父亲救回 Our father we must retrieve
Lightfoot兄弟势不可挡 The Lightfoot brothers can't be stopped
什么 什么 Something, something
和回字押韵 That rhymes with retrieve
嗯 我们还在这里 Yeah, we're still here.
早上好啊 Lightfoot家的男人们 Well, good morning to thee, dear Lightfoot men.
欢迎来到危境小道 Welcome to the Path of Peril.
这根本不能算路 It's not much of a path.
这边还没怎么开发 Well, you know, they never really developed around here.
所以 打起精神 我们可能遇上千奇百怪的东西 So, heads up, we could run into anything.
野迩 狼龙 凝胶魔方之类的 A centicore, wolf dragon, gelatinous cube.
#野迩：形似羚羊的神话动物#
凝胶魔方到底是什么 Okay, what is a gelatinous cube?
是一个巨大的绿色立方体 Oh, it's a giant green cube
所及之物立马溶解 that instantly disintegrates all that it touches.
我们不会遇上 停车 We are not gonna run into a...Oh! Stop!
这是什么 What is this?
无底坑 Bottomless pit.
掉下去的东西 永远落不到底 Whatever falls in there, falls forever.
爸爸 过来 Dad, come here.
Ian 快看 Ian, check it out.
这是一座古老的吊桥 This is an ancient drawbridge.
只要我们放下那家伙 We lower that bad boy
就能继续前往乌鸦喙了 Aand we are on our way to Raven's Point.
找找控制杆 Look around for a lever.
找到了 Found it.
但是它在另一边 But it's on the other side.
好了 让我来 Okay, I got this.
漂浮升空 Aloft Elevar.
你不能对这么远的东西用漂浮咒 You can't cast a levitation spell on something that far away.
漂浮咒有效半径大概才15米 It only has, like, a 15-meter enchanting radius.
爸 你能相信他连这都不知道吗 Dad, can you believe this guy?
我们需要的是信任之桥 What we need is a trust bridge.
这个咒语可以造一座魔法桥 你就可以在上面走 It's a spell that creates a magical bridge you can walk on.
只要念 "无形之桥" Just say "Bridgrigar Invisia."
好的 无形之桥 Okay. Bridgrigar Invisia.
无形之桥 Bridgrigar Invisia!
- 没有用 - 不是 咒语效力还在 - It didn't work. - No, the spell's still going.
只有踩上去 才知道桥是否成功 You won't know if your bridge worked until you step on it.
踩上哪里 Step on what?
如果你相信桥在那儿 那它就在那儿 If you believe the bridge is there, then it's there.
- 但没有桥 - 你这个态度当然没有 - But it's not. - Well, not with that attitude.
我才不要踩在空气上 I'm not gonna step out onto nothing.
现在我们有了绳子 Now we've got a rope.
但你根本不需要 因为 But you're not gonna even need it because...
- 我要绳子 - 好 - I want the rope! - Okay.
我就是说 你不会用到绳子 I'm just saying you're not gonna need the rope,
因为我知道你可以造出桥来 Because I know you can make that bridge.
我要死了 我要死了 我死了 我死了 I'm dying! I'm dying! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!
- 我的生命结束了 - 我拉住你了 - Oh, my life is over. - I got you.
好吧 你掉下去了 Okay, you fell.
- 不过有这么可怕吗 - 有 - But was that so bad? - Yes!
- 你还活着吗 - 活着 - Are you still alive? - Yes.
好 那现在你已经了解到最坏的情况 Okay, so now you know the worst that can happen.
所以没有什么可怕的了 对吗 So, there's nothing to be scared of, right?
无形之桥 Bridgrigar Invisia!
嘿 你可以的 Hey. You can do this.
- 是的 - 就是这样 - Yeah! - There you go!
每一步都要相信 Believe with every step.
哦 耶 Oh, yeah!
你还拉着我吧 You've got me, right?
拉着呢 I still got you.
Ian Lightfoot无所畏惧 Ian Lightfoot is fearless.
太神奇了 This is amazing!
是啊 继续走 Yeah! But just keep going.
别回头 一直往前 Don't look back. Just straight ahead.
你还拿着绳子吧 You've still got the rope, right?
嗯 拿着呢 Yeah, I got it.
我不害怕 I am not afraid!
天哪 我可以在这里待一整天 Oh, man, I could stay out here all day.
可以 但是别停 我们要见爸爸 记得吗 Okay, but keep moving. We've gotta see dad, remember?
嘿 爸 最后一步献给你 Hey, Dad, this last step is for you.
爸 他做到了 He did it, dad.
这太不可思议了 That was amazing.
那绳子什么时候掉的 How long was the rope gone?
大概 走到后面一半的时候吧 Oh, just, like, the second half of it.
我需要那根绳子 I needed that rope.
真的吗 Oh, but did you?
Ian 看 Ian! Look.
那是只乌鸦 It's a raven.
菜单上的线索说的是乌鸦喙 The clue on the menu said Raven's Point.
对 在山里 Yeah. In the mountains.
但也许谜语指的不是山 But maybe the puzzle didn't mean the mountain.
也许它的意思是 跟着乌鸦指向的地方 Maybe it means follow where the raven is pointing.
那里又有一只乌鸦 It's another raven.
它可能指着下一只乌鸦 That one could be pointing to another raven,
一直通向宝石 All the way to the gem.
我 我带错路了 I...I had us going the wrong way.
我告诉过你了 我的直觉知道目的地要去哪儿 对吧 小子 Well, I told you. My gut knows where to go, don't you, boy?
是的 没错 Yes, you do.
走吧 爸爸 Come on, Dad.
Guinevere很快就能带我们找到那只乌鸦 Guinevere will get us to that raven in no time.
你们 You guys...
有麻烦了 大麻烦 ...are in trouble, big time.
不是的 Colt 我们发现了一个咒语 No, no, no, Colt. We found a spell.
如果能在日落前完成它 我们就能见到爸爸 If we finish it before sunset, we'll get to see our father.
你妈告诉我 Well, uh, your mom told me
你们有一些奇怪的家庭问题 There was some kind of strange family issue going on,
这个绝对够奇怪了 And this is definitely strange.
但不行 该死的 But no, dang it.
我不会再允许你们让妈妈失望了 I'm not letting you upset your mother anymore.
现在回你们的车上 我送你们回家 Now you get in the vehicle, I'm escorting you home.
不 不行 No. No way.
我数三下 I'm giving you to the count of three.
- 好吧 我们回去 - Ian - Okay, we'll go. - Ian.
他是一位警官 He's a police officer.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我不知道 I don't know.
狗娘养 Son of a...
请求支援 面包车逃逸 I need backup. Runaway van!
耶 Iandore Lightfoot 打破陈规 Yeah! Iandore Lightfoot, breaking the rules.
真不敢相信我在被警察追捕 I can't believe I'm running from the cops.
你不是在被警察追捕 You're not running from the cops,
你只是在被妈妈的男朋友追捕 You're running from our mom's boyfriend.
好吧 现在你在被警察追捕了 Okay, now you're running from the cops.
抓稳了 Hold on!
做得好 Guinevere Yeah! Nice going, Guinevere!
此路不通
我干了什么 我不该逃跑的 Oh, What did I do? I shouldn't have driven away.
不 你做得很好 No, it was great.
用那些石头 把路挡住 Hey, block the road with those boulders.
什么 怎么做 What? How?
奥术闪电 Arcane Lightning.
你说过那是最难的咒语 You said that's the hardest spell.
你已经准备好了 You are ready.
若要自如施放闪电 "To make lightning strike with ease,
须行一切律令 谨守遵行 "one must follow all decrees."
你得做到所有要求 You have to do everything.
发自内心地念咒 Speak from your heart's fire,
相信自己 专注 就这些 Trust yourself, focus, all of it.
雷霆万钧 Voltar Thundasir.
雷霆万钧 Voltar Thundasir!
不行 我做不到 I can't! I can't do it.
我们见不到你了 爸爸 这都是我的错 We're not gonna see you, dad. and it's all my fault.
飞升英灵殿
你在干什么 What are you doing?
什么鬼 What the...?
Barley Barley.
她只是辆破旧的面包车 She was just a beat-up old van.
来吧 我们得走了 Come on, we gotta go.
等等 Wait.
你看见了吗 爸爸 Oh. You see that, Dad?
小学徒成了大魔法师了 The apprentice has become the master.
看着像是 水 It looks like water.
所以那个x是什么意思 So, what's the, uh, x mean?
在冒险中 x只代表一件事 On a quest, an x only means one thing.
我们去到水流的尽头 就能找到凤凰宝石 We go to the end of the water, we'll find that phoenix gem.
独角兽 Unicorns!
酷毙了 Cool.
这条河得有几公里长 This water could go on for miles.
我们时间不多了 We don't have that kinda time.
如果我们有东西能浮在水面 If we had something to float on,
就可以给它施加速咒 we could cast a velocity spell on it,
像魔法摩托艇一样飞流直下 Fly down the tunnel like a magic jet ski.
但好像没什么东西能浮起来 Well, there's not much to float on.
记着 在冒险中 Remember, on a quest,
你得物尽其用 you have to use what you've got.
速速变大 Magnora Gantuan!
风驰电掣 Accelior!
这还挺酷的 This is actually kinda cool.
你还知道什么别的咒语吗 So, what other spells do you know?
振作精神 小法师 Brace yourself, young mage.
我知道关于魔法的一切 I know all there is to know of magic.
Colt 我们知道孩子们要去哪儿了 Colt, we know where the boys are going.
我们得在他们释放出诅咒前赶到 We just have to get to them before they unleash the curse.
- 什么 - 让我们粉碎一些诅咒吧 - The what? - Let's crush some curses!
诅咒 通过变成石龙或者 The curse. The curse that protects the gem
别的东西来保护宝石的诅咒 by turning into a rock dragon or something.
什么龙 A what dragon?
我也说不清 I can't explain it.
我只知道得赶快找到孩子们 I just know we have to get to the boys fast.
我们很快会找到他们的 超级快 Oh, we'll get to them fast. We'll get to them so fast.
我差点就抓到他们了 但Ian开车走了 Well, I almost had 'em, but Ian, he just drove off.
- 好事啊 - 什么 - Huh. Good for him. - What?
不 我是说他很怕开车 No, I just mean he's scared to drive.
觉得会有东西凭空冒出 Thinks something's gonna come at him out of the...
我脚被刺伤了 Oh! I think I stung my leg.
Laurel 怎么了 发生了什么 Laurel, what happened? What's goin' on?
你差点杀了我 女士 You almost killed me, lady.
你没事吧 你是从哪儿来的 Are you okay? Where did you come from?
你占用了我们的航线 You were in our flight path.
- 你还好吧 - 我没事 - Are you all right? - I'm fine.
完了 我们的交通工具 Oh, no. Our transport!
现在我们要怎么找你的儿子们 How are we going to get to your sons now?
来吧 小精灵们 让我们飞上天空 Come on, pixie dusters, let's take to the skies.
我生而会飞 I was born to fly!
你觉得动动你的翅膀 怎么样 How do you feel about exercising those wings?
烟花绽放 Boombastia!
- 别忘了 - 对了 - Ah, remember...- Oh, right.
烟花绽放 Boombastia!
你真是天才 快速思考 Yeah! You're a natural! Think fast.
飘浮升空 Aloft Elevar!
耶 太棒了 Yeah! Nice!
你可别吃完了我们的船 Careful how much boat you're eating there, man,
我们还得过了这条隧道 we still gotta make it to the end of the tunnel.
说得好 Yeah. Good point.
不敢相信 我马上就能和爸爸面对面说话 I can't believe I'm this close to actually talking to dad.
你猜我要问他什么 You know what I'm gonna ask him?
他有没有给自己起一个巫师名 If he ever gave himself a wizard name.
什么 What?
因为他对魔法很着迷 Well, 'cause he was into magic.
很多巫师都有很酷的名字 Lots of wizards have cool names.
威严的Alora Alora the majestic.
幻之Birdar Birdar the fanciful.
不管怎么说 能有超过四段关于他的记忆就不错了 Anyway, it'll just be nice to have more than four memories of him.
- 三段 - 啥 - Uh, three. - Hmm?
你只有三段回忆 You only have three memories.
对 是的 Oh, yeah.
Barley 你是不是还有另一段回忆 Barley, do you have another memory of dad
没有告诉我 you haven't told me?
不是 只是我不喜欢那一段 No, it's just not my favorite.
什么意思 What do you mean?
爸爸病重的时候 When dad was sick,
我本来应该进去和他道别的 I was supposed to go in and say goodbye to him.
但他身上插了一大堆管子 But he was hooked up to all these tubes,
他看起来一点也不像他 and he just didn't look like himself.
我害怕了 I got scared,
我没有进去 and I didn't go in.
从那时起 我就决定以后要无所畏惧 That's when I decided I was never gonna be scared ever again.
看来我们有发现了 Oh, looks like we're coming up on somethin'.
最终考验 The final gauntlet.
凤凰宝石一定就在尽头 The phoenix gem is just on the other side.
小心 可能有陷阱 Careful, there could be booby traps.
这地方得有一千年历史吧 This place is, like, 1,000 years old.
不可能还有 There's no way there could be...
不会吧 Oh, no.
不可能的 It can't be.
凝胶魔方 A gelatinous cube!
快跑 Run!
等下 这是某种谜题 Whoa! wait! It's some kind of puzzle.
我们得赶快解开它 We gotta figure it out before...
没时间了 拿个盾牌 No time. Grab a shield.
- 跳 相信我 - 什么 - Jump! Trust me! - What?
漂浮升空 Aloft Elevar!
Ian Ian.
别踩那个 Don't step on that.
我根本没碰到 I didn't touch it.
雷霆万钧 Voltar Thundasir!
下面的瓷砖形状和出口的一样 The tile down there has the same shape as the opening.
那我们是不是要踩它 Maybe we were supposed to step on it?
- 什么 - 我来 - What? - I got it.
Barley 别 No, Barley!
起作用了 Oh! It's working!
不可能的 It's impossible.
没有人能憋气那么久 No one can hold their breath that long.
我们成功了 We made it!
凤凰宝石在门后静待 The phoenix gem awaits beyond this door.
我们去吗 Shall we?
我们当然要去 We certainly shall!
爸 我们跟随着冒险 Dad, we have followed the quest,
它已经指引我们走向胜利 and it has led us to our victory!
新蘑菇顿 高中
新蘑菇顿
我们回到家了 We're back home.
这说不通 我们走的是危境小道 No, that doesn't make sense. We took the Path of Peril.
我们跟着乌鸦喙 We followed the ravens,
我们到了水流的尽头 We went to the end of the water...
除非x的意思是远离水流 Unless the x meant stay away from the water.
还是它指的是 营火 Or it could be, like, a campfire?
没事的 我们能想出来的 It's okay. we can figure this out.
想什么 我们回到起点了 Figure out what? We're back where we started.
我是说 它一定在这里 这该是考验 I mean, it has to be here. There was a gauntlet.
除非这个考验碰巧也是 I mean, unless that gauntlet was for,
其他冒险的考验 Coincidentally, some different quest.
- 有可能 - 什么 - That's a possibility. - What?
不对不对 凤凰宝石肯定在这里 No, no, no. this has to be where the phoenix gem is.
我跟着直觉走了 I followed my gut.
- 不 完了 - 什么 - Oh, no. - What?
宝石在山里 The gem is in the mountain.
本来几个小时前 就能到的那座山 如果我们 The mountain we could have been to hours ago if we just...
如果我们沿着高速公路 If we just stayed on the expressway.
不对 高速公路明显是误导 No, the expressway is too obvious.
你不能走显而易见的 You can never take the obvious...
我就不该听你的话 If I hadn't listened to you! Okay?
我真不敢相信 I can't believe this.
你装得像你知道要做什么 You act like you know what you're doing,
但你根本没有头绪 but you don't have a clue,
那是因为你就是搅屎棍 And that's because you are a screwup.
现在你搞砸了我梦寐以求的机会 And now you've screwed up my chance to have the one thing I never had!
你要去哪儿 Where are you going?
去和爸爸度过我们所剩无几的时光 To spend what little time we have left with dad.
Ian 等等 Ian, wait!
我们还有机会找到凤凰宝石 We can still find the phoenix gem.
只是我们得继续找 We just have to keep lookin'.
Ian Ian!
他不在 爸爸 No, Dad.
他不在这里 He's not here.
拜托 到底在哪里 Come on. Where is it?
跟着水流 Follow the water.
好吧 来吧 从喷泉里出来 All right. Come on, out of the fountain.
不要 我在找一颗古老的宝石 No, I'm looking for an ancient gem.
对 我们懂的 往日时光嘛 Oh, yeah, we know. "The old days."
停下 放开我 No! Stop! Please! No!
好吧 好吧 Okay, ow, okay!
好吧 我这就走 Okay. I'm leaving.
不是吧 Come on!
有人报警吗 Can someone call the cops?
我们又来了个历史发烧友 We got the history buff again.
-接传球- -散步- 谈心 一起大笑 学车 与他分享我的人生故事
-散步- -谈心- 一起大笑
-谈心- -一起大笑- 学车
- 你行的 - 我还没准备好 - Yes, you can. - I'm not ready!
- 你永远都不会准备好 - 汇入 - You'll never be ready. Merge!
干得漂亮 Nice job!
学车
- 快速思考 - 漂浮升空 - Think fast. - Aloft Elevar!
接传球
一起大笑
我知道你其实很强大 I know you're stronger than that.
我的小老弟有魔法天赋 My little brother has the magic gift.
不要退缩 Don't hold back.
嘿 你可以的 Hey, you can do this.
与他分享我的人生故事
来吧 快点下来 Okay, come on. Get down right now.
耶 Yeah! Yeah!
Barley Barley!
Ian 快看 Ian! Look!
小心后面 Behind you!
这是个诅咒 It's a curse.
Barley 快跑 Barley, run!
你想要啥 这颗宝石吗 What do you want? The gem?
好 拿去吧 Fine, take it!
是蝎狮 The Manticore!
妈妈 Mom?
没事的 孩子们 我们来搞定 It's okay, boys, we'll take care...
你飞歪了 飞歪了 Whoa...You're tilting! You're tilting!
- 妈妈 - 去见你爸爸 - Mom! - Go see your father!
没事的 如果她们用那把剑 刺入怪兽的核心 It's okay! If they stab the beast's core with that sword,
就能打破诅咒 the curse will be broken.
快来 Come on!
Barley 我之前说的话 我很抱歉 Barley, what I said before...I am so sorry.
没时间了 太阳就要下山了 There's no time. The sun's about to set.
仅有一次良机 赐予我以重生 Only once is all we get, grant me this rebirth.
直到明日日落 贪享一日光阴 Till tomorrow's sun has set, one day to walk the earth!
是时候粉碎诅咒了 Time to crush a curse!
哦 我的背 Ooh, my back.
我是强大的战士 I am a mighty warrior.
我是强大的战士 I am a mighty warrior!
快点 我撑不了太久 Hurry! I can't hold this for long!
不不不不 Barley No! No, no, no! Barley!
孩子们 它又来了 Boys, It's coming back!
我去引开它 I'll go distract it.
什么 不行 What? No!
那样你就见不到爸爸了 If you do that, you'll miss dad.
没事的 替我向爸爸问好 It's okay. Say hi to dad for me.
- 不 你来和他道别 - 什么 - No. You go and say goodbye. - What?
我已经有了为我着想的人 I had someone who looked out for me.
一个推动我超越自我的人 Someone who pushed me to be more than I ever thought I could be.
我没有爸爸陪我 I never had a dad,
但你一直在我身边 but I always had you.
无形之桥 Bridgrigar Invisia!
烟花绽放 Boombastia!
漂浮升空 Aloft Elevar!
不 No!
不不不不 No! No, no, no!
物尽其用 Use what I have.
我有什么 我什么都没有 Uh, what do I have? I have nothing.
木刺 每根纤维都充满了魔力 Splinter. Magic in every fiber.
速速变大 Magnora Gantuan!
不 雷霆万钧 No! Voltar Thundasir!
Ian Ian!
风驰电掣 Accelior!
Ian Ian!
他说了什么 What did he say?
他说 他一直觉得他的巫师名 He said he always thought his wizard name
应该是 古怪的Wilden would be Wilden the Whimsical.
哇哦 那名字真糟糕 Wow. That's really terrible.
我也觉得 I know.
他还说 他为你的成长感到骄傲 He also said he's very proud of the person you grew up to be.
在这件事上我欠你太多了 Well, I owe an awful lot of that to you.
他也这么说 He kinda said that, too.
对了 他还叫我给你这个 Oh, and he told me to give you this.
很久以前 世界充满奇迹 Long ago, the world was full of wonder.
充满冒险 激动人心 It was adventurous, exciting,
最棒的是 那时候有魔法 And best of all, there was magic.
小心点 Whoa! Watch it!
正中靶心 Bullseye!
然后 我用魔剑一砍 And then, with a slash of my mighty sword,
我把那畜生的翅膀从它可怜的身体上割了下来 I severed the beast's wings from its wretched body!
好了 谁想来点蛋糕 Okay, who wants cake?
我认为 如果你的人生中 有一点点魔法的话 And I think, with a little bit of magic in your life,
你可以做到任何事 you can do almost anything.
你就是这样修好学校的吗 Is that how you put the school back together?
对 Uh, yes.
那你一开始也是这样拆掉学校的吗 Is that also how you destroyed the school in the first place?
也对 Uh, also yes.
- 嘿 讲得真好 - 谢谢 - Hey, that was great. - Thanks.
- 你等下会去公园吗 - 会的 我们在那里见 - You going to the park later? - Yeah! See you there.
妈妈 Mom!
Blazey 下来 Blazey, down!
谁是乖乖龙 谁是乖乖龙 Who's a good dragon? Who's a good dragon?
学校怎么样 So, how was school?
很好 It was really good.
那就好 Well, all right.
嘿 他回来了 你努力工作了吗 Hey, there he is. You workin' hard?
没 混吃等死呢 No, hardly workin'.
我得走了 我今晚和蝎狮有个约会 Oh, I gotta go. I'm meeting the Manticore for a night out.
发生了一起枪击事件 We got a one-one-three in progress.
各单位报告 All units report.
使命在召唤 该上路了 Duty calls. Time to hit the trails.
你忘拿车钥匙了 Oh, you forgot your keys!
不需要 我生而为跑 Don't need 'em. I was born to run.
新车怎么样 So, how's the new van?
哦 Guinevere二世太棒了 Oh. Guinevere the second is great.
我快攒够钱去刷新涂鸦了 I've almost got enough saved up for a sweet paint job.
- 别这么干 - 为什么 - No, please don't. - Why not?
因为我已经搞定了 Because I already took care of it.
哦耶 Oh, yeah!
好了 去公园最好的方法 Okay, best way to the park is to take
就是走毁灭之路 a little something called the Road of Ruin.
- 太明显了 - 等等 什么 - Uh...it's too obvious. - Wait, what?
在冒险里 明确的道路永远都不是正确的 On a quest, the clear path is never the right one.
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