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♪ 日出当头 ♪ ♪ The sun's in the sky ♪
♪ 万物和气 ♪ ♪ Nothing can go wrong ♪
♪ 挥别冬寂 ♪ ♪ Kiss winter goodbye ♪
♪ 夏日悄来 ♪ ♪ And sing this summer song ♪
♪ 长养于此 ♪ ♪ I was born here, I guess I'll stay ♪
♪ 无处归去 ♪ ♪ Why would I ever go away? ♪
♪ 蜉蝣人生 ♪ ♪ Life is a lifelong ♪
♪ 须臾夏日 ♪ ♪ Summer's day... ♪
♪ 婉转流过 ♪ ♪ I'm gonna sing all summer long. ♪
-谢谢 -唱得好 唱得好 - Thanks. - Bravo! Bravo!
安可唱首《夏日恋歌》吧 Encore! Uh, "The Summer Song."
他刚刚唱的就是这个 He just played "The Summer Song."
那就再唱一遍吧 Well, play it again, then.
或者随便唱个"夏"字打头的歌 Or just any song with "summer" in the title. Doesn't matter.
大家乾杯 我休息一会儿 Uh, cheers, guys. I'm gonna take a bit of a break
稍后回来 and then I'll come back.
昨 日 奇 迹
杰克 Jack.
先生 Sir.
你干活 干得怎麽样了 How are you... enjoying the job?
还不错 谢谢关心 Yeah, not bad. Good, thanks.
我注意到顾客很喜欢你 I've noticed the customers like you.
是吗 那很棒 我努力表现得很友善 Okay, great. Yeah, well, I try to be friendly.
我就不一样 Unlike me.
我发现我就越来越不喜欢你了 I'm increasingly finding I don't like you.
-是吗 -就是那个鬍子 - Right. - You know, the beard
真让我心烦 gets on my nerves.
刮一下怎麽了 What's wrong with shaving?
是的 我知道 我想 Yeah, I know. I suppose I... Yeah...
而且我也不喜欢你老是迟到 And I don't like the way you're always late.
我也不喜欢你的衣著 I-I don't like the way you dress.
而且更糟糕的是 我总觉得 And worse, I get the feeling
你觉得在这工作是委屈你了 you think working here is beneath you.
哎 谁让顾客都喜欢你呢 Oh. But the customers like you.
所以你要是想干全职的话也可以 So, if you want to go full-time, you can.
好的 Right.
好的 很好 Okay. Well, yeah, great.
我可以考虑考虑 Uh, let me think about that.
或者 还是有一些其他选择的 Or, eh, here's the alternative, son.
再干两周你就可以走了 Two weeks, you're out on your ear.
我可以把活都交给笨拙的卡伦 Yeah. I'll give the job to dozy Karen.
好的 Okay, great.
真不错 Well, classic. Um...
-我会很快回复您的 -很好 - Yeah, I'll get right back to you. - Good.
有人找你 There's someone to see you.
快点儿 我们还得卖东西 Make it quick. We've got stuff to sell.
你想听好消息还是坏消息 Do you want the good news or the bad news?
好消息吧 I'm gonna have to say good news,
再来坏的我就受不了了 'cause I don't think I could take any more bad news.
好吧 好消息是 Well, the good news is
纬度音乐节预约你演出啦 you're booked for Latitude Festival.
不是吧 No!
是的 是的 Yes! Yes!
但不是最大的 It's not the biggest...
是萨福克场 It's the, it's the Suffolk Tent.
管他什麽场 这可是纬度节啊 I don't care what tent, it's Latitude!
超棒的音乐节 It's a proper festival!
你真是世界上最棒的经纪人 You are the best manager in the world!
纬度节啊 Latitude!
♪ 我踏上的这条路 ♪ ♪ This road that I'm walking, well ♪
♪ 走了许久 ♪ ♪ It started young ♪
♪ 一把吉他当行囊 ♪ ♪ I found a guitar and then it all begun ♪
♪ 事事顺意 ♪ ♪ I found all the things I wanted to be ♪
棒极了 Classic.
♪ 赶紧抓住我的手 ♪ ♪ So come take my hand ♪
♪ 和我走到路尽头 ♪ ♪ And rock this road with me ♪
♪ 走到头 ♪ ♪ Rock this road ♪
♪ 不放手 ♪ ♪ I'm not gonna stop ♪
♪ 走到山腰到顶峰 ♪ ♪ Rock this road till I'm at the top ♪
♪ 和我走到路尽头 ♪ ♪ Rock this road, we'll do it right ♪
♪ 夜赏繁星日出头 ♪ ♪ I'm gonna rock this road tonight ♪
♪ 蜿蜒曲折 ♪ ♪ Gotta follow this winding road ♪
♪ 一直走 ♪ ♪ I gotta follow ♪
♪ 不回头 ♪ ♪ Wherever it goes ♪
♪ 我只得背著行囊 ♪ ♪ I guess I'll always carry this load ♪
♪ 天命之选 ♪ ♪ That's my fate ♪
♪ 一直走 ♪ ♪ I rock this road. ♪
非常感谢纬度节 Uh, accept my gratitude, Latitude.
真是热闹 Uh, yeah, it's been a blast.
我觉得《恐龙》唱得真是精彩 I thought "Dinosaur" was particularly strong.
是啊 我大部分都唱对了 Well, yeah, I got most of the words right.
听我嘶吼 "Hear me roar,
-我是恐龙 -洛基 - I'm a dinosaur." - Rocky!
-你怎麽到这来了 -没错 伙计 - What are you doing here? - Yes, mate!
看来那些说你是懒虫 So everyone who said that you were a lazy,
-废物 酒鬼 瘾君子 -你好 - useless, drug-taking drunk... - Hello.
无所事事 游手好閒的人都错了 ...who'd never get a job were wrong.
他们的确是错了 Yes, they were, actually.
我可是干著有收入的职业 I'm in profitable employment.
一个摇滚机器裡的重要小零件噢 A valued cog in a well-oiled rock machine.
对了 唱得不错 伙计 Good set, though, mate.
是吗 你听了吗 我没看见你 Yeah. Did you hear it? I didn't see you.
说实话 I-If I'm totally honest,
我只是在场子后面快速地抽了根烟而已 I only popped by for a quick bong behind the tent.
但是听到你唱可真是惊喜 But it was a lovely surprise to hear you.
不过我没全听 I mean, I didn't hear much of it,
真的 因为 to be honest, 'cause...
在抽著呢 但是真的好 of the bong and stuff, but... yeah.
我看出来了 你还和小艾莉热乎著呢 Ah, you're still making sweet love to young Ellie, I see.
没有没有 No. No.
从来没有 一次都没 No, never. Not once.
真是可惜 That's a shame.
她是我经纪人 She's my manager.
你想来我们演唱会的后台吗 Hey, do you wanna come backstage for our gig?
-啥 还问啥问啊 -真的吗 - Wha... Please. - Yeah?
那就走吧 Let's do it, then.
-让我们上路吧 -好吧 - Let's rock this road. - All right.
你回萨福克多久了 So how long you been back in Suffolk?
其实我一直在努力脱离 Oof. Well, I'm trying to live outside the traditional
传统的时间观念 concept of time.
所以大概是几周 或者几个月了吧 So, could be weeks, could me months,
也有可能是一年半载的了 没印象了 could be a year and a half, no idea.
到了 Oh, here we are.
谢谢大家 Thank you so much.
所以你具体是干什麽的 So what exactly do you do?
确保一切工作井然有序 Make sure everything runs like clockwork.
-维护设备 -好吧 - Service the equipment. - Right.
做做三明治 泡泡茶 Make sandwiches, make teas.
天啊 Uh... Oh, Christ.
不好意思 Sorry.
不好意思 不好意思 迈克尔 Sorry. Sorry, Michael.
你被解雇了 You're fired.
好滴叭 Fair do's.
被炒了 Got fired.
替我跟艾莉打个招呼吧 Give Ellie one for me, yeah?
-不 我们真的不 -回见 - No, really, we don't... - Catch you later.
完美的一天 Oh, great day.
完美的一天 Yeah, great day.
不过 艾尔 我们该停下了 Though, Elle, we should stop now.
我受不了了 I can't do this anymore.
别说傻话了 Don't be stupid.
你只是需要一个更大的场子 You're gonna need a bigger tent.
可以了 够了 你不能再这样装作 No, okay, stop. You gotta stop pretending
活在一个大故事裡 结尾总是大团圆 that we're in a thrilling story with a big, exciting end.
我们只是小人物 该结束了 We're in a little story and it ends now.
我想我在我的歌裡听到了一些特别的东西 I think I hear something special in my songs,
你也觉得你听到了特别的东西 you think you hear something special,
这也是我爱你的地方 and I love you for it.
但没有其他人听到 从没有人听到 But no one else does. No one ever has.
尼克喜欢听《夏日恋歌》啊 Uh, Nick loves "The Summer Song."
尼克是个出了名的大蠢蛋 Nick is famously a world-class moron.
直到现在都没有人 那以后也不会有了 If it hasn't happened by now, it's not going to.
除非奇迹发生 It'll take a miracle.
奇迹会发生的 Miracles happen.
我认真的 I mean it.
我是很认真地在谈这个 This is a serious moment for me.
绝对不可能 This is just absolutely not happening.
听著 我不可能成为我们小时候幻想的明星 Look, I can't be the star that we thought I could be at 14,
我们十四岁 在学校大礼堂 on that day in the school hall
我翻唱了很好听的《迷牆》 when I sang a pretty cool cover of "Wonderwall"
而你就在后台 and you were there, backstage.
-风太大了听不清 -好吧 但真的 - I'm not hearing a word. - Okay, but look.
这个 就是我最后一场了 This, this was my last gig.
而且我很高兴你一直陪著我 And I'm so happy you were there.
这就是我们的漫长蜿蜒路的终点了 This is the end of our long and winding road.
世界上充满了奇迹的 真的 Come on! The world is full of miracles.
比如呢 Like what?
本尼迪克·康伯巴奇成了个性感的明星 Benedict Cumberbatch becoming a sex symbol.
你会改变主意的 You'll change your mind.
我不会的 是时候开始更好的生活了 I won't. This is the start of a better life.
而且我现在感觉很自在 And I'm... feeling perky about it.
晚安 摇滚明星 Night-night, rock star.
你也晚安 Yeah. Night-night.
你还好吧 伙计 You all right, mate?
只允许几分钟 好吗 Just a few minutes, okay?
我可以只说一件事吗 Can I just say one thing?
只是想 警告你 Just to... warn you.
我和医生聊过了 他说你 I've spoken with the doctor and you,
你还能下地的 you will walk again.
但你的鬍子 But you have lost your beard
和两颗大门牙 没了 and, um, two big teeth.
而且儘管这是件令人悲伤的事情 And even though it should be sad,
但还是很好笑 it's actually very funny, unfortunately.
所以除了所有的痛苦和不便 So despite all the pain and inconvenience,
也没有人会可怜你的 you're not even gonna get any sympathy.
人们只会嘲笑你 People will just laugh at you.
怎麽了 What happened?
不知道 No one knows.
全球都这样 It was all over the world.
断电断了12秒 Electricity flicked off for 12 seconds.
就在那一瞬间 有一个巴士撞了你 You were just unlucky that at that exact moment,
真是不幸 a big bus hit you.
你记不记得他们觉得 You know, the weird thing they thought
2000年的午夜会有怪事发生 was gonna happen at midnight when we hit 2000?
-是啊 西元2000年 -还真发生了 - Oh, yeah, Y2K. - It sort of happened.
是很重大的新闻 但是你完全错过了 It was very big news which, um, you missed entirely.
因为车祸 Because of the bus.
好了 我得回学校了 Right. I've gotta get back to school.
-艾尔 -怎麽了 - Elle? - Yeah?
谢谢你这麽照顾我 Thanks for taking such good care of me.
客气了 我过会儿回来 You're welcome. I'll come back later.
等我64岁的时候 Will you still need me,
你还会需要我 照顾我吗 will you still feed me, when I'm 64?
这可说不准 我得考虑考虑 I don't know. I'll think about it.
-为什麽是64岁 -你这样说是什麽意思 - Why 64? - What do you mean?
就是 算了 当我没说 It's just... oh, forget it.
你是什麽意思 为什麽是64岁 What do you mean, "Why 64?"
我觉得车祸就是上帝给我的资讯 I think the accident was a message from God.
是的 他非常生气 Yeah, he was very angry.
艾尔 你觉得我被巴士撞上 Elle, you think me getting hit by a bus
是上帝在告诉我不要回去教书了吗 was God's way of telling me not to go back to teaching?
正是 Exactly.
简直难以置信 太神奇了 Incredible. It's amazing.
你知道吗 上帝喜欢你的一些天赋 You know, God loves your stuff.
听著 如果上帝真的对我有丝毫的兴趣 Look, if God had been remotely interested in my stuff,
他就会曾经 是的 哪怕只有一次 he would've once, right, just once,
让除了我妈妈之外的人给我写一封粉私信 had someone write me a fan letter who wasn't my mum.
或除了我之外的其他人 Or me.
是的 Yeah.
我没有说要成为甲壳虫乐队 I didn't ask to be The Beatles,
你知道吗 我只想要哪怕一次起立鼓掌 you know, I just wanted once to have a standing ovation
而不是那些本来就站在酒吧边的人的掌声 not given by people who were already standing at the bar.
成为什麽 Be the what?
-噢 天呐 -噢 对喔 - Oh, my God. - Oh, yeah.
卡罗尔 快过来看 Carol, come and look!
我知道艾莉说过很搞笑 I know Ellie said it was funny,
但没有人提过看起来竟然如此搞笑 but no one mentioned visual humor of this quality.
杰克 噢 天呐 你的牙齿 Jack! Oh, my God! Your teeth.
茄子 噢 哇哦 Cheese! Oh, wow.
快拿礼物 礼物 Presents, presents,
-礼物 -礼物 礼物 是的 - presents. - Mm, presents, presents. Yes, yes.
是真的 我们给你带了些礼物 It's true, we have bought you presents.
真令人兴奋 显而易见 他们 Exciting. Well, they have, obviously.
工作很忙 是的 Huge work week. Yeah, yeah.
来看看我们有什麽 What do we have here?
好的 好的 Okay, okay, okay.
因为你失去了门牙 所以 你明白的 Because you lost your teeth. That's... Yeah, I know.
所以才那麽搞笑 好吧 That's why that's funny. Okay.
-第二件 -你从哪儿买到的 - Number two. - Where did you get that?
因为你被巴士撞了 我记得 'Cause you got hit by a bus. Yeah, I remember.
你记得吗 Do you?
-好笑死个人了 -记得 - Hilarious. - Yeah.
好了 还有一个 All right. One more.
我在上面签了你的名字 别担心 I've signed your name, don't worry.
是的 还有一个 One more, yes.
我不知道这会是什麽 I don't know what this one could possibly be.
我也不知道 Oh, my... Neither do I. No idea.
我的意思是 我觉得可能是某种雪铲 I mean, I'm thinking some sort of snow shovel.
或者没有腿的小长颈鹿 Or a... tiny little giraffe with no legs.
打开它 打开它 Just open it, open it, open it.
好的 Okay.
因为你被巴士撞了 'Cause yours got run over by a bus.
随便弹点什麽 Well, play something.
是的 弹点什麽 来吧 Yes, play something. Come on.
就弹《夏日恋歌》 让我们忘记这些经历 Play "The Summer Song." Let me get rid of this.
是什麽在滴答滴答摇摆 What's tickin' and tockin' and rockin'?
-是的 -他在这裡做什麽 - Yeah! - Oh! What is he doing here?
他被解雇了 现在和我们在一起 Yeah, he got sacked. He's staying with us,
睡沙发 真是个灾难 sleeping on the sofa. That is a disaster
也许他会一直住下去 that could last forever...
是的 错误的决定 Yep. Terrible decision.
是的 它会毁了你一生 That's right. ...and ruin your entire life.
绝对是 Absolutely.
真高兴你还活著 Hey, really glad you're not dead, man.
他有了一副新吉他 He's got a new guitar.
他准备唱歌 He's gonna play a song.
一个好的吉他需要配上一首好歌 A great guitar requires a great song.
♪ 昨日 ♪ ♪ Yesterday ♪
♪ 一切烦恼仿佛那麽遥远 ♪ ♪ All my troubles seemed so far away ♪
♪ 如今却好像都缠绕著我不肯离去 ♪ ♪ Now it seems as though they're here to stay ♪
♪ 我沉迷于昨日 ♪ ♪ Oh, I believe in yesterday ♪
继续唱 Go on.
♪ 突然间 ♪ ♪ Suddenly ♪
♪ 我已不再是曾今的自己 ♪ ♪ I'm not half the man I used to be ♪
♪ 阴云笼罩著我的一切 ♪ ♪ There's a shadow hanging over me ♪
♪ 昨日来的那麽突然 ♪ ♪ Oh, yesterday came suddenly ♪
♪ 她为何离去 ♪ ♪ Why she had to go ♪
♪ 我无从知晓 ♪ ♪ I don't know ♪
♪ 她也不曾提起 ♪ ♪ She wouldn't say ♪
♪ 或许是我说错过什麽 ♪ ♪ I said something wrong ♪
♪ 现在的我是多麽渴望往昔 ♪ ♪ Now I long for yesterday. ♪
天呐 Oh, my...
这究竟是什麽歌 Wha... What the hell was that?
《昨日》 "Yesterday."
这是我听过最好听的歌之一 That was one of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard.
我的意思是虽然还有点凌乱 但很好听 Yeah. I mean, it's a bit-bit sloppy, but it's sweet.
你什麽时候写的这歌 Oh. When did you write that?
这不是我写的 I didn't write it.
是保罗·麦卡特尼写的 Paul McCartney wrote it,
甲壳虫 The Beatles.
谁 Who?
甲壳虫 The Beatles.
什麽 The what?
约翰 保罗 乔治和林戈 甲壳虫 John, Paul, George and Ringo, The Beatles.
哪个甲壳虫 Which beetles is this?
昆虫甲壳虫还是汽车甲壳虫 The insect beetles or the car Beetles?
流行乐队甲壳虫 尼克 帮帮我 The pop group Beatles... Nick, help me out here.
是的 对的 Right. Yes.
音乐家都有这麽个臭毛病 Um, there's this problem with musicians.
他们觉得每个人都对流行乐队瞭若指掌 They presume everyone else has this encyclopedic knowledge of obscure pop,
这让你觉得自己很愚蠢 make you feel stupid
尤其是你没听过这乐队名字的时候 when you haven't heard of bands, you know,
比如中性牛奶饭店乐队 单声道乐队 like Neutral Milk Hotel, or, uh, The Monophonics,
或者 甲壳虫乐队 or, in this case, The Beatles.
这是我听过的最複杂的玩笑了 Wow, this is the most complicated joke I've ever heard.
但 确实是好歌 Nice song, though.
-不能说是好歌 -不 是好歌 - It's not a nice song. - No, it is, mate.
不要因为你长得像卡通人物就贬低自己 Don't do yourself down just 'cause you look like a cartoon character.
这真的是非常好的一首歌 It's-it's a very nice song.
这不是一首非常好的歌 尼克 It's not a very nice song, Nick.
这是有史以来写出来的最棒的歌之一 It's one of the greatest songs ever written.
这又不是酷玩乐队的歌 不是《牢记你》 Well, it's not Coldplay. It's not "Fix You."
这当然不是《牢记你》 卡罗尔 It's not bloody "Fix You," Carol,
这是一件伟大的艺术作品 it's a great, great work of art.
有人突然变得傲慢自大了 Wow, somebody suddenly got very cocky.
那首歌真的很优美 That song was exquisite.
我之前怎麽会从来没有听过呢 How come I've never heard it before?
好吧 我不知道你们在玩什麽游戏 Okay, I don't know what you guys are playing at,
但是这真的太奇怪了 而且太不公平了 but this is so weird, a-and quite unfair,
而且我失去了两颗门牙 in light of me having lost two teeth,
看起来像没有牙的兔子 looking like a sort of reverse rabbit.
而且我有很多药要吃 I-I'm on pretty heavy medication.
让我下车 Just let me out.
好吧 All right.
我以为你愿意吃药 I thought you liked the medication.
是的 我是愿意吃药 Yeah, I do love the medication.
我真的不知道你在生什麽气 I really don't know what you're cross about.
杰克 Jack...
天呐 Oh, Christ.
不可能 不可能 No way. No way.
好吧 Okay. All right.
什麽 What?
好吧 Okay.
一定是在耍我 Oh... you are having me on.
鲍威 拜克 海滩男孩 "Bowie," "Beck," "Beach Boys."
不 这不可能 No. Stop it.
混蛋 Oh, fuck off!
不 No!
让我们试试 Let's try...
好的 Good.
滚石乐队还在 Still rolling.
谢天谢地 Oh, thank God.
上帝保佑你 唐纳德 God bless you, Donald.
好的 Okay.
不 No.
好吧 让我们再看看 Okay, let's just...
怪不得 Well, that figures.
艾尔 Elle!
杰克 Jack.
-怎麽了 -你真不知道甲壳虫乐队吗 -What...? -Do you genuinely not know who The Beatles are?
真的不知道 Genuinely.
好吧 Okay.
那我现在处在一个非常複杂的境地 Then I'm in a really, really, really complicated situation.
一会儿见 See you soon.
睡衣不错 Nice pajamas.
杰克 Jack!
神呐 不知道 Christ. I don't even know
我现在还能不能记清歌词 if I can remember the words to the songs.
好吧 埃莉诺·瑞格 Okay. "Eleanor Rigby...
埃莉诺·瑞格：甲壳虫乐队的一首歌
埃莉诺·瑞格住在教堂 "Eleanor Rigby lives in a church,
在一个举办婚礼的房间 in a room where the wedding..."
不 不对 No.
埃莉诺·瑞格 缝著她的袜子 "Eleanor Rigby, darning her socks in the...
在一间房裡 In a room where..."
不 她有吗 No, does... does she have...?
她有袜子吗 Does she have socks?
我真的要这样做吗 Am I gonna do this?
我可以这样做吗 Can I do this?
-你说 -四和一 - Yeah? - Four and one.
四和一 漂亮 这是我想听的答案 Four and one. Beautiful. That's music to my ears.
那接下来 我们的公约数是多少 Right, now what is our common, uh, factor...
老师 窗户外面有人 Miss, there's someone at the window.
-什麽 -窗户 窗户 - Sorry? - The window, the window.
对哦 Um... Yes. Right.
大家稍等一分钟 Can you all just give me just one second?
我想听你们说出18的约数 I want... If there's any more factors of, um, 18, I wanna hear 'em.
-怎麽了 -我还想再做一次演出 -Yes? -I may do one more gig.
我觉得我可能有一些新歌了 I think I may have got some, like, new songs.
老师 这是你男朋友吗 Is that your boyfriend, miss?
不 不是 No!
够了 他不是我男朋友 别喊了 Enough! He is not my boyfriend! That is enough.
♪ 重返校园 麦克斯维尔又在戏弄人 ♪ ♪ Back in school again, Maxwell plays the fool again ♪
♪ 老师很生气 ♪ ♪ Teacher gets annoyed ♪
太棒了 又一首 Yes! Another one.
老师 你男朋友丢下你跑了 Your boyfriend's left you, miss.
尴尬了 Awkward!
你说得对 确实很尴尬 You're right, that was very awkward.
不过 我们继续上课吧 But let's keep going!
♪ 他是个货真价实的流浪汉 ♪ ♪ He's a real nowhere man ♪
♪ 端坐在属于他的无人之境 ♪ ♪ Sitting in his nowhere land ♪
但是 他究竟坐在那干嘛 What did he do there, though?
♪ 我醒来 狼狈地从床上爬起来 ♪ ♪ Woke up, fell out of bed ♪
♪ 抓了把 梳了梳头 ♪ Dragged a... neh... across my head ♪
-有人吗 -有 -Yoo-hoo! -Yeah?
显然这些便利条不能当牆纸用 Oh. Sure those Post-it Notes aren't gonna mark the wallpaper?
这不是我现在最重要的事情 Eh, that's not exactly my top priority at the moment.
现在你最重要的事情是 Oh, well, your top priority should be
给你自己补几颗新牙 getting yourself some new teeth. Aw.
我给你带了瓶百事 I brought you a Pepsi.
-没买到可乐吗 -什麽 - Have we not got any Coke? - What?
可口可乐 Coca-Cola.
我不知道你在说什麽 I don't know what you're saying.
如果你饿了就下楼 Come downstairs if you're hungry.
明白了 Gotcha.
你觉得你能 Do you reckon you could, like, make 'em look,
让它们变得更好看吗 you know, better than before?
我只是为了重振我的音乐事业 It's just, I'm hoping to relaunch my music thing...
杰克 我是个牙医 不会变戏法 I'm a dentist, Jack, not a magician.
让我们试下红牙具 Let's try the red.
你父亲是我的首例病人 Your dad was my first-ever patient.
我可指著他们那种人吃饭 I only survived because of people like him.
很好 That's right.
我很少 I only coped...
合拢嘴巴 Clamp.
寻求朋友帮助 ...with a little help from my friends.
那 So, um...
我想我们同意了 uh, I thought we'd agreed.
嗯 我们达成一致了 老爸 Yeah, well, we had, Dad.
但是我写了很多新歌 我想 But I've-I've got a bunch of new songs, and I thought people
大家会喜欢听 might like to hear 'em.
很好 为什麽 Huh. Well, why, uh,
你为什麽不唱一首给我们听 why don't you play one for us?
好 Okay.
-你确定要听 -嗯 必须要听 - You sure? - Yeah, of course.
我和你老爸很喜欢听你的歌 Me and your dad love hearing your... things.
对吧 亲爱的 Don't we, darling?
当然 We do.
好 好 Okay. Okay,
好 Okay.
好 这首歌叫《顺其自然》 Right, this is called... "Let It Be."
♪ 当我身处逆境时 ♪ ♪ When I find myself in times of trouble ♪
♪ 母亲玛丽来到我身边 ♪ ♪ Mother Mary comes to me ♪
♪ 说著 ♪ ♪ Speaking... ♪
抱歉 亲爱的 Oh. Oh, sorry, love.
我去开门 I'll get it. Mmm.
儘管被打断了 还是个很棒的开头 Good start, though.
非常棒 Very pretty.
-茜拉 -泰瑞 - Hello, Sheila. - Terry!
-进来 亲爱的 -很高兴见到你 - Come in, love. - Nice to see you.
泰瑞来了 Oh. It's Terry!
-泰瑞 -你好 -你好 - Terry. - Hello. - Hiya.
杰克正在为我们演奏一首新歌 Jack's just playing us a new song.
真的吗 我还以为 还以为他放弃了 Oh, really? I thought, I thought he'd given up.
对 不 他写了些新歌 Yeah, no, well, he's got some new songs.
他 嗯 He... Yeah.
-这首歌叫啥来著 -《放任不管》 - Uh, what's this one called? Uh, - "Leave It Be."
-《顺其自然》 -很棒 - "Let It Be." - Oh, excellent.
那就摇滚起来吧 杰克 Well, rock on, Jack.
这首歌没什麽摇滚风 但 Well, it's not very rocky, but...
♪ 当我身处逆境时 ♪ ♪ When I find myself in times of trouble... ♪
你要喝点啥吗 泰瑞 Would you like a drink, Terry?
老爸 Dad...
我听著呢 Well, I'd already heard that bit.
抱歉 杰克 Sorry, Jack.
你父亲不太礼貌 Your dad's a rude man.
请给我拿杯啤酒 杰德 Yeah, I'll get a beer, please, Jed.
很棒 Excellent.
好 Right.
你继续 杰克o Carry on, Jacko.
我一会儿就回来 I'll be back.
麻烦把啤酒装在玻璃杯子裡 Can I get it in a glass?
就是装杯子裡 Glass it is!
-好 -大家都准备好听我演奏了吗 - Right, - is everyone else settled?
-嗯 -嗯 嗯 嗯 - Yeah, - yeah, yeah. Yes!
快点 亲爱的 听众等得快不耐烦了 Hurry it up, darling, you're losing the crowd.
好 Okay.
♪ 当我身处逆境时 ♪ ♪ When I find myself in times of trouble ♪
♪ 母亲玛丽来到我身边 ♪ ♪ Mother Mary comes to me... ♪
抱歉 Ooh, sorry.
抱歉 杰克 都赖我 Sorry, Jack. That's me.
抱歉 我的错 Sorry, my fault.
玛姬打来的 Oh, it's Marge. Oh.
喂 亲爱的 Hello, love.
我在杰德夫妇家 I'm just at, uh, Jed and Sheila's house
听著杰克的新歌听他的便吧 listening to Jack's new song. "Let Him Be."
-是《顺其自然》 -《顺其自然》 - "Let It Be." - "Let It Be."
不 很显然 他打算再演奏一遍 No, well, apparently, he's-he's started up again.
对 Yeah.
对 我知道 Uh, yeah, I know.
我知道 我知道 I know. I know.
对 我知道 Yeah, I know.
-我知道 -你知道什麽 - I know. - What do you know?
听著 等他演奏结束时 Listen, I'll-I'll... I'll call you back
我再给你回个电话 好吗 when it's over, all right?
那就这样吧 Oh, all right, then.
好 一会儿再联繫 Yeah. Okay. See you in a minute.
-开始你的表演 年轻人 -你能 - Carry on broadcasting, young man. - Maybe start
跳过开头进行演奏吗 我都听三遍了 after the first bit. I've heard it three times now.
如果合适的话 我会从高潮部分唱起的 If it's okay, I'm gonna go from the top.
你自便 儿子 Please yourself, son.
那麽我们能听你唱夏之歌吗 Then, maybe we can have "Summer Song."
我天 这首歌是《顺其自然》呀 Christ! This is "Let It Be."
你们是世界上第一批听这首歌的人 You're the first people on Earth to hear this song.
这就像你们亲眼看著达芬奇在 This is like watching da Vinci paint The Mona Lisa
创作那幅举世杰作蒙娜丽莎一样 right in front of your bloody eyes.
你们就不能安静一会吗 Can you not just be quiet for a single second?
玛姬来了 Ooh, that'll be Marge.
是玛乔丽来了啊 Oh, Marjorie! Well,
她说了要过来拜访 she said she was gonna come round,
那我来 对 我去烧水 so I'll... Oh, yeah. Oh, I'll put the kettle on.
-你好 -你好 你好 亲爱的 - Hi! - Hello. Hello, love.
-你好 -你好 -最近过得怎样 - Hi. - Hi. - How are you?
-快进来 快进来 -还不错 - Come in, come in. - Well, that went well.
-这咖啡不错 -谢谢 - Oh, that's good coffee. - Thank you.
-很好 -先把水烧上 - Good. - Put the kettle on,
这是我刚写的一首新歌 This is a new song I've just written.
♪ 是的 我要告诉你一些事 ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah, I'll tell you somethin' ♪
♪ 我认为你能明白 ♪ ♪ I think you'll understand ♪
♪ 当我说那些事时 ♪ ♪ When I say that somethin' ♪
♪ 我想抓住你的手 ♪ ♪ I want to hold your hand ♪
♪ 低语著智慧的之词 ♪ ♪ Whisper words of wisdom ♪
♪ 顺其自然吧 ♪ ♪ Let it be ♪
天呐 Oh, God.
对 将堆起来的装袋然后放到拖车上 Right, bag stack them up and put them on the trailer.
打扰了 Excuse me.
-什麽事 -你是他的经纪人吗 - Yeah? - Um, are you the manager?
是啊 Uh-huh.
我叫加文 I'm Gavin.
你还好吗 You okay?
我才是问题所在 It's me, that's the problem.
那就是可怕的真相 真相就是 That's the awful truth. The revelation
我觉得这些歌曲很棒 却没人感兴趣 I know the songs are strong, but no one's interested still.
杰克·马利卡的问题 Jack Malik's the problem.
-你说的不对 -就是这样 - That's not true. - It is.
我只是没有那种东西 这就是 I just don't have the "it" that's the difference
Jay-Z：美国著名说唱歌手
Jay-Z和Jay-其他的区别 between Jay-Z and... Jay-Y.
那你怎麽解释这个 Well, then, how do you explain this?
你将会成为一名唱片艺人 ·马利卡先生 You're gonna be a recording artist, Mr. Malik.
♪ 因为她倾心于你 ♪ ♪ Because she loves you ♪
♪ 你知道那将十分美妙 ♪ ♪ And you know that can't be bad ♪
♪ 对 她倾心于你 ♪ ♪ Yes, she loves you ♪
我愿意免费帮助你 I'd be very happy to help for free.
我的录音室 供你使用 My studio, at your service.
加文 你真棒 Gavin. You're cool.
真的吗 am i?
♪ 她倾心于你 对 对 对 ♪ ♪ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ 拥有那样的爱 ♪ ♪ And with a love like that ♪
♪ 你觉得应该感到庆倖 ♪ ♪ You know you should be glad ♪
♪ 拥有那样的爱 ♪ ♪ With a love like that ♪
♪ 你觉得应该 ♪ ♪ You know you should... ♪
♪ 感到庆倖 ♪ ♪ Be glad... ♪
♪ 对 对 对 ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ 对 对 对 对 ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪
不错 不错 不错 成功了 Yes, yes, yes, we got it!
不错 我们做到了 Yes, we have reached the mountaintop!
♪ 对 对 对 对 ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪
你喜欢吗 加文 Do you like it, Gavin?
我太喜欢了 艾莉 I absolutely love it, Ellie.
杰克 你还写了其它的歌吗 Jack, you got any more songs?
还有一两首吧 One or two.
♪ 是的 我要告诉你一些事 ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah, I'll tell you somethin' ♪
♪ 我认为你能明白 ♪ ♪ I think you'll understand ♪
♪ 当我说那些事时 ♪ ♪ When I say that somethin' ♪
♪ 我想抓住你的手 ♪ ♪ I want to hold your hand ♪
♪ 现在 让我抓住你的手 ♪ ♪ Now, let me hold your hand ♪
♪ 我想抓住你的手 ♪ ♪ I want to hold your hand ♪
♪ 当我触碰你的时候 ♪ ♪ And when I touch you ♪
♪ 我从心底感觉到开心 ♪ ♪ I feel happy inside ♪
♪ 这就是那种所谓爱的感觉 ♪ ♪ It's such a feelin' that my love ♪
♪ 我情不自禁 ♪ ♪ I can't hide ♪
♪ 我情不自禁 ♪ ♪ I can't hide... ♪
♪ 她才17岁 ♪ ♪ Well, she was just 17 ♪
♪ 你懂我的意思 ♪ ♪ You know what I mean ♪
♪ 她的容颜 ♪ ♪ And the way she looked ♪
♪ 简直无与伦比 ♪ ♪ Was way beyond compare ♪
♪ 他不会与其他人共舞 ♪ ♪ She wouldn't dance with another ♪
♪ 哦 ♪ ♪ Oh ♪
♪ 当我看到她站在那儿 ♪ ♪ When I saw her standing there. ♪
请听一下 谢谢 Have a listen. Thank you.
-真让人兴奋 -多少钱 - Hey. Exciting. - How much?
免费 Oh, no charge.
买东西就送 Uh, it's free with any purchase.
买士力架送 买合装包商品也送 Songs with your Snickers, music with your multipacks.
-谢谢 -买几块切达乳酪也送 - Oh, thank you. - Tunes with your chunks of cheddar cheese.
-杰克 -这是个有趣的小故事 - Jack! - And here's a lovely little story.
杰克 你在洛斯托夫特的 Jack, you work in the wholesale warehouse
批发商城工作 in Lowestoft.
我们听说零售店的会员除了得到 And we hear members of the retail trade have been getting
几盒雀巢咖啡和洗衣粉之外 a free CD along with their jumbo boxes
-还免费得到了一张CD -对 - of Nescafé and washing powder. - That's right.
但你现在要为我们唱首新歌 But you're gonna sing us a new song now.
那有请我们的批发销售歌者 杰克·马利卡 So, here's Jack Malik, the singing wholesaler,
演唱歌曲《在我生命裡》 "In My Life."
♪ 但所有这些爱人和朋友 ♪ ♪ But of all these friends and lovers ♪
♪ 他们谁都不能 ♪ ♪ There is no one ♪
♪ 和你相比 ♪ ♪ Compares with you ♪
♪ 这些记忆也就失去了它们的意义 ♪ ♪ And these memories lose their meaning ♪
♪ 当我对爱情感到陌生 ♪ ♪ When I think of love as something new ♪
♪ 虽然我知道我从未失去 ♪ ♪ Though I know I'll never lose affection ♪
♪ 那些故人和往事 ♪ ♪ For people and things that went before ♪
♪ 我知道我会经常驻足回想 ♪ ♪ I know I'll often stop and think about them ♪
♪ 在我的生命中 ♪ ♪ In my life ♪
♪ 我爱你更多 ♪ ♪ I love you more. ♪
太棒了 Beautiful.
没提大号的小仙女洗衣液 No mention of, uh, jumbo-sized Fairy liquid,
也还是首好歌 but nice work.
你有想过写批发方面的歌吗 You ever thought about doing a wholesale-based song?
没有 没有 Not really, no.
你可以命名为《在我的批发商城裡》 You could call it, uh, "In My Warehouse"
来代替《在我的生命裡》 instead of "In My Life."
现在 是时间让我们看看 Now, time to find out what's happening
在凯瑞的厨房发生了什麽 in Kerry's Kitchen.
大家好 这裡是凯瑞 G'day, everyone. It's Kerry here.
滚石乐队或大卫·鲍威的每一首歌 I could've written every song of the Rolling Stones
我都能写出来 or David Bowie.
但我永远都只能是洛斯多夫特的仓库管理员 I'll always just be Lowestoft's warbling warehouseman.
不 别这麽想 Oh, no, don't.
-那不是真的 -显然是的 - That's not true. - So obviously is.
那首歌真的很美 That song was really beautiful.
你写的是谁 Who-who did you write it about?
在这儿停车 停车 Stop here. Stop the car.
艾尔 Elle.
关于这些歌 These songs. Mm.
有些事你应该知道 There's something about 'em you should know.
你好 Oh. Hi.
你好 我是那个音乐家艾德·希兰 Hi... it's the musician... Ed Sheeran.
-请您再说一遍 -艾德·希兰 - I beg your pardon. - Ed Sheeran.
那个音乐家 I'm a musician.
我知道 不 说真的 你是谁 Yeah, no, seriously though, who is it?
可能是信号不好 我一会儿打回给你 This must be a bad line, I'll-I'll call you back.
是谁啊 Who was it?
他说他是那个音乐家艾德·希兰 He said it was Ed Sheeran, the musician.
那应该是尼克了 That'll be Nick.
尼克 Nick!
不 又是艾德·希兰 No, it's Ed Sheeran again.
是啊 我能和卡罗尔说话吗 Yeah, can I speak to Carol, please?
这裡没有叫卡罗尔的人 There's no one called Carol here.
除非那裡有 她永远在那儿 Except there is. She's always there.
好吧 伙计 我不跟你争了 Okay, mate, um, I'll leave it there.
你今晚在电视上的表演很精彩 Amazing performance tonight though, on TV.
那首歌《在我的生命中》真的很美 That song, "In My Life," that was really beautiful.
他说什麽了 What did he say?
他说他很喜欢《在我的生命中》 He said he really enjoyed "In My Life."
卡罗尔说了什麽 And what did Carol say?
-她不在那裡 -她永远在那裡 - She wasn't there. - She's always there.
我想可能真的是艾德·希兰 I think it might've been Ed Sheeran.
那个音乐家吗 The musician?
你好 Hi.
你好 我是艾德 Hello. I'm Ed.
-杰克在吗 -好的 - Um, is Jack here? - Oh. Right.
我去看看他睡了没有 稍等 亲爱的 I'll see if he's up. Just wait there, love.
杰克 Jack!
-有人找你 -是谁 - It's for you. - Who is it?
他叫艾德 His name's Ed.
他有一张友善的脸 He's got a nice, friendly face.
-你好 -你好 - Hi. - Hi.
进来吧 C... Uh, come in.
你的衬衫穿反了 Your shirt's inside out.
老天 Oh, Christ.
我们应该 Uh, we should...
所以 听著 很抱歉就这样闯进来 So, uh, look, I'm sorry to barge in like this.
不 没关係 你知道的 No, no, uh, major pop stars
流行歌星经常登门拜访的 are always dropping round, you know?
Lady Gaga都不肯走 Lady Gaga won't leave us alone.
你很有趣 You're funny.
至少看起来很有趣 Well, funny-looking, at least.
是的 所以 不管怎样 我住 Yeah, so, anyway, I live, uh,
我住在本地 我在电视上看到了你的歌 I live locally, and I saw your song on TV.
真的很不错 And it was really good.
所以我穀歌了你 So I googled you,
我在仓库网站上听了你的歌 and I listened to your songs on the warehouse website.
那些甚至更好 And they were even better.
天哪 谢谢 Gosh, thanks.
当我不存在 All right, don't mind me.
所以 我将支援演出歌手从 So, I've had the support act drop out
欧洲巡演中移除了 of the European leg of the tour,
我想你是否能考虑一下 and I was wondering if you'd consider it.
考虑一下什麽 Consider what?
开场演出 Being the opening act.
-你的演唱会 真的吗 -没有 - For you, seriously? - Nope.
是啊 何尝不可呢 Yeah, why not?
什麽时候开始 W-Wha... When would I start?
星期二 Tuesday.
你知道酸黄瓜在哪裡吗 Do you know where the pickle is?
不 No.
二 什麽 星期二 No. Tu... What, Tuesday?
-不是明年七月吗 -不 星期二 - Not next July? - No. Tuesday.
-你的听力还好吗 -不 - Is your hearing all right? - No.
不 我的听力很好 只是你一直在说 No, my hearing is fine, it's just, you keep saying
很多很奇怪的事情 lots of really strange things.
但是我加入 是的 谢谢 But yes, yes, thank you, yes.
-你需要多长时间 -大约30分钟 最多 - Um, how long do you need? - About 30 minutes. Maximum.
如果再多的话 人们就开始不安了 Any more than that, people start getting a bit restless.
-你知道的 "快上主菜吧" -是啊 - You know, "Bring on the ginger geezer." - Yeah.
找到了 Get in.
晚安 Night.
-晚安 -晚安 - Night. - Night.
晚安 很高兴认识你 Night. Nice to meet you.
你看起来有点像艾德·希兰 你知道吗 You look like Ed Sheeran, you know.
我就是艾德·希兰 I am Ed Sheeran.
是啊 演的真好 Oh, right. Well done.
要灯光表演吗 Light show?
-最好不要 不 -很好 - Preferably not, no. - Well, that's good,
因为我只有手机手电筒 所以 'cause I've only got the torch on my phone, so...
你有啤酒吗 Have you got any beer?
有苹果酒 Uh, cider.
-苹果酒也行 -好的 - Cider works. - Okay.
我要和写了《昨天》的人喝杯苹果酒了 I'll have a cider with the man that wrote "Yesterday."
是啊 Yeah.
妈妈 爸爸 谁把苹果酒都喝了 Mum, Dad, who drunk all the cider?
-真是疯了 -是的 就像你说的 很疯狂 - That is nuts! - Yeah, as you said, it's nutty.
他全身都是纹身 And he's absolutely covered in tattoos.
顺便说一句 睡衣很漂亮 Nice dressing gown, by the way.
不 不漂亮 不 No, it's not. No.
不要 别说 Don't. Don't start.
网上看起来很不错 所以我就买了 It looked so good online, so I just ordered it,
然后历史上最噁心的粉红色就出现了 and the most disgusting pink thing in history turns up.
-真好 -同时 你需要一个新司机 - So good. - Meanwhile, you need a new roadie.
明天 Tomorrow.
你什麽意思 你不来了 What do you mean? You're not coming?
不 当然不去 No, of course not.
我 你知道 是个教师 I'm, you know, a schoolteacher.
我教数学 I teach maths.
我不能突然管理上 I can't suddenly manage
艾德·希兰的支援演出了 Ed Sheeran's support act.
或许你可以 Yeah, maybe you can, though.
是啊 Um... yeah.
不过这个星期二肯定不行 Well, I certainly can't do it this Tuesday.
因为我们6点45分有个家长会 'Cause we've got a parent- teacher's evening at 6:45.
儘管我喜欢你 我 And, although I like you, I...
但还没到为了你让整个十年级失望的程度 I don't like you enough to let down the whole of year ten.
是的 好吧 对不起 Right. Okay. Sorry.
露西 艾莉辞职了 Lucy, Ellie's resigned from her post.
你想星期二在莫斯科做我的旅伴吗 Do you fancy being my roadie in Moscow on Tuesday?
对不起 很乐意 Sorry. Would love to,
但我们有校剧的排练 but we've got rehearsals for the school play.
好吧 - Mm-hmm. Okay.
让我们想想 C计画 Let's think, plan C.
-糟了 -什麽 - Oh, no. - What?
我有个主意 但是个很坏的主意 I've had an idea. It's a very bad idea.
♪ 我沦陷于你无比美妙的身体 ♪ ♪ I'm in love with your body ♪
♪ 深陷其中 无法自拔 ♪ ♪ I'm in love with your body ♪
你好 Hi.
♪ 我深陷在你名妆的爱裡 ♪ ♪ I'm in love with the shape of you. ♪
欢迎登机 Welcome aboard. - Hey. Oh. - Hey.
你好吗 伙计 How you doing, man? Hey!
久仰大名 Here he is. Hey.
你好 希兰先生 我叫洛基 Hello, Mr. Sheeran. My name's Rocky.
你随意怎麽叫我 And y-you can call me whatever you like.
"帅哥"总是挺不错的 "Handsome" always works well.
不 No.
只是开玩笑 不 洛基 洛基就好 Only kidding, no, it was just... Rock... just call me Rocky.
-很高兴见到你 洛基 -是啊 - Nice to meet you, Rocky. - Yeah.
杰克 你和洛基的座位在后面 Um, Jack, you and Rocky are at the back there.
听著 今晚的演出很小很亲密 And listen, um, tonight, it's small and intimate.
别担心 没什麽好担心的 Don't worry. Nothing to be worried about.
-好的 可以 -好的 - Okay. Cool. - All right.
-很喜欢你的作品 伙计 -谢谢 - Love your work, man. - Thank you.
-尤其是说唱 -真的吗 - Especially the rapping. - Really?
不 我只是开玩笑 No, I'm only kidding.
不 交给兄弟们唱吧 这是我的建议 No, leave it to the brothers, that'd be my advice.
金格和饶舌结合 听起来有点垃圾 Gingers and rap... sounds a bit crap.
你可能没错 旅途好好坐 Well, you may be right. Enjoy your flight.
开始了吗 Oh, here he is.
稍等 Wait a minute!
好的 All right, um...
机上坐下 整洁无话 uh, I think it will be neat if I take my seat.
完胜 Boom. Victory.
准备飞往 Gonna fly to the...
香槟要吗 Champagne?
是的 拜託 谢谢你 Oh, yes, please. Thank you.
香槟吗 先生 Champagne, sir?
你有可乐吗 Um, have you got Coke?
抱歉 Sorry?
是的 请给我百事 Oh, right, yeah. Pepsi, please.
当然 先生 Of course, sir.
♪ 重返苏联 ♪ ♪ Back in the US, back in the US ♪
♪ 重返苏联 ♪ ♪ Back in the USSR ♪
莫 斯 科
♪ 乌克兰女孩们把我搞得一脸懵逼 ♪ ♪ Well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out ♪
♪ 他们把西方抛在身后 ♪ ♪ They leave the West behind ♪
♪ 莫斯科女孩们让我歌唱呐喊 ♪ ♪ And the Moscow girls make me sing and shout ♪
♪ 佐治亚一直在我的脑海裡 ♪ ♪ Georgia's always on my mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind ♪
好的 莫斯科 All right, Moscow!
和我一起唱吧 Sing it with me!
大声点 Louder than that!
大声点 Louder!
♪ 重返苏联 ♪ ♪ Back in the USSR ♪
♪ 你不知道自己有多幸运 孩子们 ♪ ♪ You don't know how lucky you are, boys ♪
♪ 重返苏联 ♪ ♪ Back in the USSR. ♪
谢谢 Cheers.
好的 莫斯科 Okay, Moscow,
感谢杰克·马利卡 it was Jack Malik!
现在你准备好了吗 And now are you ready
迎接艾德·希兰了吗 for Ed Sheeran?!
没有吉他 三小时飞机上写出来的 On a three-hour plane journey, without a guitar?
是啊 Yeah.
因为我想著我们要去俄罗斯 'Cause I thought we were going to Russia,
所以我应该写一首关于俄罗斯的歌 so I should write a song about Russia.
是的 我只是觉得你 Yeah, that... I just, I thought it was really cool
用"苏联"一词很酷 你知道吗 that you called it "USSR," you know?
在你出生之前 It probably stopped being called that
可能就不叫这个了 before you were born.
是啊 Yeah.
真是神奇 哥们 Amazing, man.
-很喜欢那个USSR音乐 -谢谢 - Loved that USSR track. - Thanks.
对了 我有个想法 Right. I've got an idea.
大家好 我觉得大家都一致认为 Everyone, I think we can all agree that we're impressed
杰克的写歌天赋 对吧 with Jack's songwriting talent, right?
所以我有个计画 So, here's the plan.
我会从那扇门出来 杰克从这扇门出来 I'm gonna go out that door, Jack's gonna go out this door.
谁在十分钟内写出的歌最好谁赢 And whoever writes the best song in ten minutes, wins.
奖品是什麽 What's the prize?
没有奖品 只是被认为是最好的作曲家 No prize. Just being the best songwriter.
杰克·重返苏联·马利卡 你要来吗 Jack "Back in the USSR" Malik, are you in?
-行 -好 - Okay. - Okay.
不能写你之前写过的歌 And it can't be anything you've written before.
拿出你的看家本领 Like, nothing in your bottom drawer.
必须要是新的歌 今晚完成 Has to be new, tonight.
-行 -好 - Right. - Cool.
-有意思 -我还是 - Fun. - I still,
还是认为要有个奖品 艾德 still think there should be a prize, Ed.
我是说 他的所有身家能有个十磅 I mean, with all his money, he could afford a tenner.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
我们今晚将见证这场史诗级的比赛 we are gathered here tonight to witness an epic battle.
蓝方是 In the blue corner,
艾德·希兰爵士 Sir Ed Sheeran!
♪ 心碎的人总能在某处找到 ♪ ♪ Broken hearts can find a love to make them whole ♪
♪ 另一半 ♪ ♪ Anywhere ♪
♪ 她说我们是冰上的企鹅 ♪ ♪ She said we are penguins on the ice ♪
♪ 注定无法飞翔 但我们总要尝试 ♪ ♪ We're not meant to fly, but God knows we can try ♪
♪ 我在你眼中看到希望 ♪ ♪ Well, I see a hope that's in your eyes ♪
♪ 你能看到我眼中的爱意吗 ♪ ♪ Well, can you see the love in mine? ♪
现在轮到 And now,
必输无疑的 杰克·马利卡先生 the soon-to-be defeated, Mr. Jack Malik!
♪ 大风呼啸的漫漫长路 ♪ ♪ The long and winding road ♪
♪ 引我走向你心门 ♪ ♪ That leads to your door ♪
♪ 永不消失 ♪ ♪ Will never disappear ♪
♪ 我曾走过这路 ♪ ♪ I've seen that road before ♪
♪ 它总引我来到这 ♪ ♪ It always leads me here ♪
♪ 引我来到你心门 ♪ ♪ Lead me to your door ♪
♪ 多少次我孤身一人 ♪ ♪ Many times I've been alone ♪
♪ 多少次我放声大哭 ♪ ♪ And many times I've cried ♪
♪ 无论如何你都不会知道 ♪ ♪ Any way you'll never know ♪
♪ 我曾试过多少办法 ♪ ♪ The many ways I've tried ♪
♪ 但它们总是引我回到 ♪ ♪ But still they lead me back ♪
♪ 回到大风呼啸 ♪ ♪ To the long ♪
♪ 的漫漫长路 ♪ ♪ And winding road ♪
♪ 你留下我一人 ♪ ♪ You left me standing here ♪
♪ 在多少年以前 ♪ ♪ A long, long time ago ♪
♪ 别让我在这一直等待 ♪ ♪ Don't leave me waiting here ♪
♪ 引我走向你心门 ♪ ♪ Lead me to your door. ♪
来吧 投票 So, the vote!
不 不投票 不用投了 Nope, no vote. No vote.
那真是个有意思的时刻 No. That was, uh, an interesting moment.
总有人和我说你会遇到 I was always told that there would be someone
一个比你更厉害的人 who came along that was a lot better than me,
杰克 你的确比我厉害 and you are definitely better than me, Jack.
不得不承认 那真是 Yeah, wow. That was, uh,
我人生中听过的最动听的歌曲之一 one of the best songs I've heard in my life.
我想说 这些东西很複杂 I mean, these things are complicated.
是啊 Yeah.
但显然对你来说不複杂 是吗 Obviously not complicated for you, though, right?
我想去睡觉了 I think I'm gonna go to bed.
有机会的妹子们一定要睡他 Someone should probably shag him while they have the chance.
-是的 -选我 杰克 - Yeah. - Pick me, Jack!
你绝对是莫札特转世 哥们 You're definitely Mozart, mate.
我绝对是萨利埃裡 And I'm definitely Salieri.
萨利埃裡vs莫札特 人物关係大致等同于周瑜vs诸葛亮
晚安 杰克 Night, Jack.
你好 我叫黛布拉·汉莫 Hi. I'm Debra Hammer.
我是艾德的经纪人 I'm Ed's manager.
我们得聊聊 We should talk.
好 我 我得 我是说 Yeah. I... Well, I g... I mean,
我已经有经纪人了 I've kind of got a manager back home. Oh?
不 不过 我们的确该聊聊 No, but, but no, but we should talk.
-行 -好的 很好 那很好 - Yeah. - Okay, great. That's great.
好吧 Uh... good.
祝你好梦 我们洛杉矶见 Have a good night. I'll see you in Los Angeles.
洛杉矶 In Los Angeles?
是的 我们需要你去一趟洛杉矶 Yeah, well, we, we need you to come to L.A.
听著 我们付钱让你来写歌 See, we pay and then you come and you write songs
然后我们将它们发佈 你会得到很多钱 and then we release them, and you make a ton of money.
我们会从中抽走大部分钱 And then we take most of it.
好 我有个问题问你 Okay. I have a question.
这是你能打扮的最帅的样子了吗 Is this the best that you can look?
我们会解决的 We'll figure it out.
唱得真好 Gorgeous.
艾莉 艾莉 艾莉 Ellie, Ellie, Ellie!
在我作为杰克的 Oh, well, in my capacity as Jack's
萨福克
前音乐指导 兼任经纪人 former musical mentor, stroke manager,
技术人员 还有司机 stroke roadie, stroke driver...
因为他连开车都不会 'Cause he can't even drive.
废柴 废柴 Ooh! Loser! Loser!
我确实有努力教你 I did try to teach you. I did try to teach you.
-说实话 你可以回来工作 -不要 - Honestly, no, you can have the job back. - No, thanks.
为什麽会有人不为萨福克 Why would anyone ever leave Suffolk
奉献终生呢 before the day they die?
好了 但如果你一定要去洛杉矶 Right, but if you must go to Los Angeles
-和妓女还有瘾君子一起玩 -我得去 - and hang out with perverts and drug addicts... - I must.
那我们祝你好运 马到成功 ...then we wish you good luck and success.
或者 失败 然后赶紧回来更好 Or, even better, failure and a swift return.
祝你失败然后赶紧回来 Failure and a swift return!
杰克 你会想我吗 Will you miss me, Jack?
当然会想你字幕 Course I'll miss you. Hey.
我当然会想你 Of course I'll miss you.
你要走了 所以 我可以要求任何事 You're leaving, so... I can ask you anything.
我是怎麽被划到错误的这一栏裡的呢 How did I get in the wrong column?
我是怎麽被划到 How did I get in
"朋友 经纪人 技术人员"这栏 the "friend, manager, roadie" column, inst...
而不是"我也爱她"这一栏的呢 ...instead of the "And I Love Her" column?
你上去干嘛呢 What are you doing up there?
快点 如果你不赶紧下楼 Come on. If you don't come downstairs soon,
你妈就要喝醉开始长篇大论了 your mum will be too drunk to make her speech.
-杰克 -走吧 小艾莉 - Jack! - Coming, Ellie Wellie?
-好 -快下来 宝贝 我们想你 - Yeah. - Come on down, my baby bunny, we miss you!
-杰克 -艾莉 - Jack! - Ellie!
-杰克 -杰克 - Jack! -Jack!
杰克 你在上面干什麽呢 Jackie, what are you doing up there?
我真的需要把你归到某一栏吗 Oh, God. Are those definitely columns?
杰克 Jack!
女生当然可以分辨的清楚 Well, a girl can certainly tell the difference.
-杰克 -这 - Jack! - It...
事实上 说真的 情况有些不妙 Actually, seriously, it is getting a bit grim,
所以你还是快下楼吧 so you may wanna, uh, uh, come down.
-快点 -我们想你 - Come on! - We miss you!
杰克 Jack!
艾莉 那真是 Wow, Ellie. That's...
-这个重要的晚上裡的大新闻啊 -艾莉 - big news on a big night. - Ellie!
杰克 赶紧下来 哥们 Jack, get down here now, mate!
杰克 Jack!
快点 Come on!
杰克 杰克 杰克 杰克 Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack...
杰克 Jack!
洛 杉 矶
♪ 太阳出来了 ♪ ♪ Here comes the sun ♪
♪ 太阳出来了 我说 ♪ ♪ Here comes the sun, and I say ♪
♪ 没事了放心吧 ♪ ♪ It's all right ♪
接住了 Get it!
♪ 太阳啊太阳 ♪ ♪ Sun, sun, sun ♪
♪ 它出来了 ♪ ♪ Here it comes ♪
♪ 太阳啊太阳 它出来了 ♪ ♪ Sun, sun, sun, here it comes ♪
-这条街有很好吃的素食餐厅 -女士 - ...cute vegan place down the street, I love it. - Ladies.
♪ 太阳啊太阳 它出来了 ♪ ♪ Sun, sun, sun, here it comes. ♪
杰克·马利卡 Jack Malik.
欢迎光临寒舍 Welcome to my little beach shack.
感谢你一路赶来 Thank you for coming all this way.
很高兴见到你 Good to see you. Well...
-你并不是很迷人 -没错 - you're not very attractive. - No.
-而且身材走样 -是的 - You're out of shape. - Yes.
你骨瘦如柴 但不知怎的 却很圆 You're skinny, yet, somehow, round.
十年来了你一直很不成功 You have been profoundly unsuccessful for ten years.
-是的 -直到一个月以前 - Yep. - And until about a month ago,
我们都会说你是彻底的失败者 we'd call you a complete failure.
我不会这麽说 但是 Well, that's not quite how I'd put it, but...
-我们会说你是个彻底的失败者 -是 - We would say that you were a complete failure. - Yeah.
请坐 Sit, please.
但现在 此刻 But now, now...
你的歌写的很棒 you've hit an extraordinary songwriting groove,
同时你想要成为世界巨星 and you want to be the biggest star in the world.
-其实 -只要回答"是"就行了 - Well, mmm... - "Yes" is the answer to that question.
我想是的 Well, yes, I guess.
不是"我想是的" Not, "Well, yes, I guess."
说"是的" "Yes."
我猜 I guess.
伙计 我提供给你的 Buddy, what I'm offering you,
是伟大光荣的金钱与名誉 is the great and glorious poisoned chalice
的毒酒 of money and fame.
如果你不想要 If you don't want to drink it,
我能理解 which I would understand,
回你那小小快乐的英国喝啤酒去吧 go back and have a warm beer in little, bonny England.
如果你想要 If you do want to drink it,
我需要你说"黛布拉 我饥渴难耐 I need to hear you say, "Debra, I'm so thirsty.
快给我这该死的酒" Give me the goddamn chalice."
所以 你的选择是 So, which is it?
这酒我干了 I'll take the chalice.
好 Yeah.
♪ 你问我我的爱会与日俱增吗 ♪ ♪ You're asking me will my love grow ♪
♪ 我不知道 ♪ ♪ I don't know ♪
♪ 我不知道 ♪ ♪ I... don't know ♪
♪ 你留下 一切都会见分晓 ♪ ♪ Stick around now, it may show ♪
♪ 我不知道 ♪ ♪ I don't know ♪
♪ 我不知道 ♪ ♪ I... don't know. ♪
好 我感受到了 Yeah. I'm feeling that.
好了 下一首是什麽 Okay, what's next?
这首歌叫《疲惫之夜》 Um, it's called "A Hard Day's Night."
好的 All right.
意思是什麽呢 What does that mean?
我还不清楚 Um, I'm not quite sure yet.
好吧 你准备好之后我们就开始 Okay, we're rolling when you're ready.
停 停下 少了什麽 Stop, stop. Something's missing.
吉他 吉他得再柔和些 It-it's the guitar, it has to gently weep more.
就是这样 我的宝贝 That's it! That's my baby!
-是的 棒 -是吗 好 - Yes! Yes! - Yeah? Good.
♪ 我要唱起夏日之歌 ♪ ♪ I'm gonna sing this summer song ♪
♪ 我要唱完一整个夏天 ♪ ♪ I'm gonna sing all summer long. ♪
-好 第一首个 -《太阳升起》 - Okay. The first one... - "Here Comes the Sun."
是 对 没错 很棒 Is... Yeah, yeah. That's amazing.
-第二首 -我个人最喜欢的歌 - And the second one... - My personal favorite.
-《夏日恋歌》 -《夏日恋歌》 - "The Summer Song." - "The Summer Song."
那是 That is...
很简单但是不吸引人 it's simple without being charming.
很难找到一个合适的词语来形容 I'm struggling to find the words.
我不喜欢 但是 I hated it, but n...
我没兴趣再听一遍 I wasn't interested in it enough to listen to it again
来找原因 to find out why.
是的 别管它了 Yeah, bin it.
是的 不要这个了 Yeah. Reject.
谢谢你 洛基 Thank you, Rocky.
我真希望时间都能像现在这样 Times like this, I wish
我还没有戒烟 I hadn't given up smoking.
我可以干掉一根烟 I could just murder a cigarette.
是啊 Yeah.
什麽是cigarette What's a "cigarette"?
什麽 What?
哇 Wow.
对了 杰克 这是希拉蕊 Uh... oh, yes, Jack, this is Hilary.
她是你的造型师 She's gonna be working with you on your image.
我必须要有造型吗 Do I have to have an image?
对 如果你没有的话 Well, if you don't have an image,
那麽形象不好将会是个问题 then the lack of image becomes an image. Right.
音乐那麽好听 And the music sounds so joyful.
如果因你这个样子而拖了好音乐的后腿 It'd be a shame to let it down by you being so...
-那会很遗憾 -嗯嗯 - off-putting. - Mm-hmm.
我能看出为什麽你们两个会成为朋友 I can see how you two might be friends.
对 Yeah, yeah.
那麽 接下来 计画是这样的 So, here... Okay, here's the plan.
我们将会选出五首最好的歌曲 We're gonna take the five best songs,
把它们放在网上 对吧 we'll put them online, right?
没有视觉效果 只有音乐 No visuals, just the music.
神秘的杰克·马利卡 The enigma of Jack Malik.
然后我们等到 And then, we wait until we've...
解决你的形象问题 fixed all of this,
我们会发佈 and we release
震惊歌坛 an astonishing,
定义时代的双专辑 era-defining double album
永远地改变流行乐坛 that changes popular music forever.
♪ 男孩 你将承受这一切 ♪ ♪ Boy, you're gonna carry that weight ♪
♪ 长时间承受这一切 ♪ ♪ Carry that weight a long time ♪
♪ 男孩 你将承受这一切 ♪ ♪ Boy, you're gonna carry that weight ♪
♪ 长时间承受这一切 ♪ ♪ Carry that weight a long time ♪
杰克·马利卡 # JackMalik.
她爱你 # SheLovesYou.
我一直知道他是明星 从一开始就知道 I always knew he was a star, right from the start.
在早些时候我们不分上下 We were very much neck and neck in the earlier days.
我们都是歌手 We were both entertainers.
《昨日》 "Yesterday."
我说更多歌迷 我说杰克 Me say more fans. Me say Jacko!
加文是著名仓库磁带的制作者 The producer of the now-famous "Warehouse Tapes," Gavin.
当然是我人生中最精彩的瞬间 Absolutely and utterly the, the best moment of my life.
总的来说 我们总是谈论 Basically, we seem to be talking
流行乐坛的莎士比亚 about the Shakespeare of pop music.
这些歌曲 只有其中五首 These songs, there's only five of them,
它们开闢了新天地 我们以前没听过 but they break new ground. We've never heard
像这样的歌曲 anything like this before.
我们想要更多 我们当然需要更多 We want more. But we definitely need to hear more.
更多 写更多的新歌曲 杰克 More songs. More, more... Write more new songs, Jack.
毋庸置疑这是最好的唱片 The best album ever. No question.
♪ 埃莉诺·瑞格 坐在教堂裡 ♪ ♪ Eleanor Rigby, sits in the church ♪
♪ 晚上的婚礼在哪裡 ♪ ♪ In the night where the wedding has been... ♪
不 No.
♪ 看她正在工作 ♪ ♪ Look at her working ♪
♪ 晚上正在织她的袜子时 ♪ ♪ Darning her socks in the night when the... ♪
那儿有米粒 There's rice in there, somewhere.
捡起米粒 捡起米粒 捡起米粒 Picks up the rice, picks up the rice, picks up the rice.
♪ 捡起教堂裡的米粒 ♪ ♪ Picks up the rice in the church ♪
♪ 婚礼在哪裡举行 ♪ ♪ Where a wedding has been ♪
♪ 活在梦中 ♪ ♪ Lives in a dream ♪
她到底在哪裡织袜子 Where does she darn the bloody socks?
麦肯锡神父 麦肯锡神父 Father McKenzie, Father McKenzie!
♪ 麦肯锡神父 在晚上织袜子 ♪ ♪ Father McKenzie, darning his socks in the night ♪
♪ 织袜子 织 ♪ ♪ Darning his socks... Dar... ♪
天呐 Oh, God.
我们什麽时候到 所有孤独的人 When are we gonna get to "all the lonely people"?
♪ 所有孤独的人 ♪ ♪ All the lonely people ♪
♪ 他们都在哪裡 ♪ ♪ Where do they all c... ♪
我需要马上去利物浦 I need to go to Liverpool as soon as possible.
我想那能够激发我的灵感 I think it could be inspiring.
你想让我告诉你世界上比利物浦 Do you want me to tell you the name of 50 places on Earth
更能激发灵感的50个地方吗 more inspiring than Liverpool?
-从美国的斯泰茨维尔开始 -不 谢谢 - Starting with Shitsville, USA. - No, thank you.
你想知道你这周为什麽 Would you like me to tell you
不能去的原因吗 the reasons that you can't go next week?
因为要和环球音乐的总监欧尼斯特吃午饭 Like having lunch with Ernesto, the head of Universal Music,
你这辈子就靠他了 on whom your life depends.
因为要完成这张该死的专辑 Like actually finishing the damn album.
因为要给这该死的专辑起一个名字 Like picking the damn name for the damn album.
还因为要给这该死的专辑做MV 该死 Like doing the damn videos for the damn album, damn it.
好了 我週六之前回来 Okay, I will be back by Saturday.
週五 Friday!
週五是你和詹姆斯·柯登的深夜秀 Friday is you on The Late Late Show with James Corden.
週六是重点市场行销会议 And Saturday is the Major Marketing Meeting of Meetings.
週五 你就要被推到镜头前 Friday, you are presented to the world.
週六 就是你加冕的日子 Saturday, you are crowned.
好 那就週五 Okay, Friday.
真的叫重点市场行销会议 Is it actually called "the Major Marketing Meeting of Meetings"?
是的 真这麽叫 Yes, it's actually called that.
没错 Yes.
利物浦有什麽洛杉矶没有的吗 What does Liverpool have that L.A. doesn't?
像莫·萨拉赫 茜拉·布莱克 Mo Salah, Cilla Black,
莫·萨拉赫: 利物浦球星 茜拉·布莱克: 利物浦歌手
豌豆糊 还有下不完的雨 mushy peas, rain.
终于到家了 Home sweet home.
洛基 你又不是来自利物浦的 Rocky, you're not from Liverpool, mate.
不是 从来没来过 Nope. Never been here before.
杰克 杰克 Hey, Jack, Jack!
天呐 Oh. Oh, my God.
杰克 Jack!
他们怎麽知道我们在这裡的 H-How did they know we were here?
快快 进去 快点 In, in, in. Drive, drive! Come on.
天呐 这是 Oh, my God, it's...
等一下杰克 为什麽不停下 Wait, Jack! Why won't you stop, mate?
到地方了 草莓地 There you go, guys, Strawberry Field.
♪ 让我带你下来 ♪ ♪ Let me take you down ♪
现在我们在便士小巷 Now we're at Penny Lane.
这和其他小巷有什麽区别吗 What distinguishes it from any other lane?
放尊敬点 Just show some respect.
凭什麽 For what, exactly?
还有埃莉诺·瑞格 "Also Eleanor Rigby,
汤玛斯·伍兹的爱妻 the beloved wife of Thomas Woods." Yeah?
挚友 亲人 Friend? Relative? Wh...
♪ 埃莉诺·瑞格 ♪ ♪ Eleanor Rigby... ♪
我一直很喜欢墓地 I always liked graveyards.
我的第一次就是在墓地裡 Lost my virginity in one, actually.
♪ 所有孤独的人 ♪ ♪ All the lonely people ♪
♪ 他们属于哪裡 ♪ ♪ Where do they all belong? ♪
♪ 埃莉诺·瑞格 ♪ ♪ Eleanor Rigby ♪
♪ 捡起教堂裡的米粒 ♪ ♪ Picks up the rice in the church ♪
♪ 婚礼在哪裡举行 ♪ ♪ Where the wedding has been ♪
对 Yes!
♪ 活在梦中 ♪ ♪ Lives in a dream ♪
♪ 麦肯锡神父 在写东西 ♪ ♪ Father McKenzie, writing the words ♪
♪ 一个没有人会听到的说教 ♪ ♪ Of a sermon that no one will hear ♪
♪ 没有人来 ♪ ♪ No one comes near ♪
天呐 火力全开 Oh, come on, he's on fire!
消防员 Fireman!
便士小巷裡有一个消防员 There's a fireman in "Penny Lane."
天啊 Jesus!
什麽 What?
-什麽 -很抱歉打扰你 但是楼下 - What? - I'm sorry to disturb you, but you've got
-有人找你 -真的吗 谁 - someone downstairs for you. - What, really?
你在这儿干什麽 What are you doing here?
我只是经过这儿而已 I was just passing by.
你住在370英里外 You live 370 miles away.
好吧 你对了 Yeah, you're right. Um...
我只是 I just...
我只是 我想见你一面比较好 I just, I thought it might be nice to see you.
那你在这裡干什麽 What are you doing here? Um...
我在做研究 well, it's research.
搞搞音乐事业什麽的 It's, like, a music industry thing. Yeah.
太好了 This is so great.
你饿了吗 Are you hungry?
-能吃下一头牛 -那走吧 - As a big horse. - Okay.
感觉你好像永远离开了 Oh, it feels like you've been gone forever.
尼克和卡罗尔怎麽样 How are Nick and Carol?
-很不开心 -太好了 - Very unhappy. - Excellent.
他们真的相处融洽的话我不知道怎麽办 I wouldn't know how to relate to 'em if they actually got on.
我很想你 I miss you.
我也很想你 And I miss you.
是的 Yes.
我想要炸鱼和薯条 I am gonna have fish and chips.
但是我在减肥 But I'm on a diet.
所以换沙拉吧 So, salad instead of the fries.
我还是要烤鲑鱼 I'll have the grilled salmon, and again,
也要沙拉 不要薯条 with a salad, no fries.
还要其他的吗 Anything else?
要一份薯条吧 Maybe just a side of fries.
好 两份 在多来点啤酒 谢谢 Yeah, make that two. And lots more beers. Thanks.
我猜女孩们会为了和你睡而灌醉自己 I guess the girls are falling over themselves
现在你是一个出名的音乐家 to sleep with you, now you're a famous musician?
我不出名 不 还没有 I'm not famous. And no, not yet.
儘管有一个俄罗斯女孩 Although there was one Russian.
那很不错 她胖吗 That's nice. Was she stocky?
对 很胖 Fairly stocky, yeah.
-酒吧要关门了还需要什麽吗 -不了 - Bar's closing. Can I get you anything else? - No, thanks.
来几杯白兰地吧 Maybe just a couple of brandies.
多来点巧克力 And lots of chocolates.
他们把我们赶出去怎麽办 What are we gonna do when they throw us out?
我也在想 多带点克他命 I was thinking... lots of ketamine.
然后 在利物浦的大街上散步 Mmm. And then, wandering the streets
唱著不知道歌词的歌曲 of Liverpool, singing songs we don't know the lyrics of.
很大声 Very loudly.
你变了 You've changed.
你好 Hello?
你的房间在哪裡 So, where's your room?
当然不在这层 Oh, definitely, definitely not on this floor.
漫长的停顿 Long pause. Yeah.
我搞砸了吗 Have I messed up massively?
-什麽意思 -离开 - Meaning what? - Going away, and...
没有 当然没有 Oh, no. God, no.
不然你会怎麽选呢 What was the alternative?
这可是世界上最令人激动的事 This is the most wonderful and exciting thing in the world.
我能把灯关了吗 Can I maybe turn out the light?
可以 Maybe.
会不会是个错误 Mistake?
也许吧 Probably.
天呐 你刚刚摸了我的屁股 Oh, my God, you just... you touched my bottom.
你以前从没这麽做过 You've never done that before.
我想我们马上还要做 Well, I imagine we're gonna have to do
很多以前没做过的事情 a lot of things we've never done before.
你确定要做吗 Are you sure?
-那你呢 -我先问的 - And what about you? - I asked first.
我确实不清楚 I really don't know.
好了 我知道了 Oh, okay.
所以 答案也许是不 So, maybe no.
不 No?
这次到利物浦这裡来确实不是个错误 It's certainly not a mistake coming up to Liverpool.
这也确实是一个美好的夜晚 Certainly, um, a lovely evening.
但是我觉得 也许 再 But I think, probably, it's...
-再进一步就错了 -好吧 - it's a mistake to go further. - Okay.
我自己有房间而且 I have a room of my own and...
而且我觉得 and I think, um...
成为你一夜情伫列裡的人 a one-night stand would be...
对我来说很奇怪 杰克 a strange new column for me to be in, Jack.
也许这 这并不会是一夜情 Maybe it, it wouldn't be a one-night stand.
那你什麽时候飞回美国 Well, when are you going back to America?
-明天 -所以这就是一夜情 - Tomorrow. - So that's one night.
这就是字典裡一夜情的标准定义 It's the dictionary definition of a one-night stand and...
这并不是我想要的 it's not for me.
♪ 我说也许 ♪ ♪ I said maybe ♪
乐队争霸赛
2004
♪ 我注定唯你所依 ♪ ♪ You're gonna be the one that saves me ♪
♪ 因为毕竟 ♪ ♪ And after all ♪
♪ 你是我命中的奇迹 ♪ ♪ You're my wonderwall... ♪
洛基 Rocky!
洛基 快起床 Rocky! Get up.
-我们要走了 -啥 怎麽了 - Let's go! - What? What? What?
我们得去找艾莉 We've gotta find Ellie!
-我知道她在哪 -在哪 - I know where she is. - Where?
-在萨福克 老兄 -不 她不在 - In Suffolk, mate. - No, she's not,
她就在利物浦 你个铁憨憨 she's in Liverpool, you numpty.
真的吗 那可太巧了 Really? That's a coincidence.
我们 Uh, we...
你这裡有客人叫艾莉·埃普敦吗 You have got a guest, Ellie Appleton.
是的 我们刚帮她叫了辆 Oh, yeah, we just ordered her
去火车站的计程车 a taxi to the station.
苍天啊 Oh, Christ.
非常感谢 Uh, thank you very much.
-好 -不不不 好吧 - Okay. - No, no, no. Okay.
咱分头找 你往那边走 我往这边走 Double our chances... you go that way, I'll go this way.
-不管谁先找到她 拦住她 -好的 - Whoever gets there first, stops her. - Okay.
你在这啊 是往那边 是往那边 Oh, there you are. It's that way. It's that way.
莱姆街火车站
累死我了 I'm dying.
艾莉 艾尔 老天啊 Ellie. Elle. Oh, my God.
莱姆街火车站
我希望她值得我们追 老兄 I hope she's worth it, mate.
这要往哪 Where's the...?
请问有人知道去伦敦的月台是几号吗 D-Does anyone know what platform goes to London?
-六号 -八号 - Six. - Eight.
不 绝对是六号 No, it's definitely six.
对 我错了 是六号 Oh, yeah, no, it's six.
确实是六号 不好意思 It's definitely six. Sorry.
好 好 好 Yes, yes, yes!
别别别 别走 该死 No, no, no, no, no, no!
别这样 No. No.
快点 快接 快接 Come on, pick up. Pick up.
-喂 -喂 好 - Hello? - Hi, yes.
我 我来追你了 I-I came after you,
但我没赶上车 but I missed the train.
对不起 I'm sorry.
-我们要谈一谈 -来谈吧 - We need to talk. - Let's talk.
-你在哪裡 -就在你身后 - Where are you? - Right behind you.
我点了份番茄芝士法棍 Having a cheese and tomato baguette
和一袋薯片 and a packet of crisps.
杰克 如果我现在要说 Jack, would it, would it be
我们要去机场了 会不会是 annoying of me to point out we should be
-火上浇油 -我们还有多少时间 - heading for the airport? - How long have we got?
实际来算 不到一个小时 Well, in real terms, minus an hour.
好了 Okay.
洛基 这场交谈完全与你无关 Rocky, this is completely not a conversation you're part of.
-对 当然无关 -对 - No, of course it's not. - Yeah.
对 非常私人 No, deeply private.
事关你未来的幸福 With your future happiness at stake.
对了 你们昨晚睡了没 Right, did you two sleep together last night?
-没有 -没有 -真是浪费机会啊 - No. - No. - What a waste.
不管了 我会看著时间 Anyway, I'll keep an eye on the clock.
你们还有刚好四分钟时间 You've got precisely four minutes.
-那麽 -那麽 - So... - So...
我想讲下昨天晚上的事 it's about last night.
怎麽说 What about it?
昨晚有那麽一刻 Well, it was almost quite a moment.
我醒过来 六神无主 就想找你谈谈 And I woke up, and I panicked. And I wanted to talk.
好的 那就说吧 Okay, then talk.
好吧 Right.
所以 So, um...
因为我们 N... 'cause we...
所以你觉得现在是什麽情况 And how do you think it's going so far?
情况不太妙 但是 It's not great, but...
不不 让我来试著帮你说吧 No, no, let me try and help.
你有二十年的时间能向我表白 You've had 20 years to make your move.
我七岁的时候肯定没法表白 Well, I couldn't exactly make my move when I was seven.
那就算你十年吧 Then you've had ten years.
对 但我们一直都像兄弟姐妹一样 Right. Well, we've always been like brother and sister.
兄弟姐妹做爱 It's very bad indeed for...
是一件非常离谱的事请 for brothers and sisters to have sex.
然而我们并不是兄弟姐妹 Except that we're not brother and sister.
确实不是 对 但是 No, exactly. Right, but...
不是 所以 No, so...
我等了你半辈子 I've been waiting half my life
希望你对我的爱能觉醒 for you to wake up and love me.
爱了你半辈子时间 Having loved you for half a lifetime,
我才意识到你走的时候 I realized when you left,
我那麽做是个多麽错误的决定 that I had made a bad choice doing that.
而现在 事情更加複杂了 因为 And now, it's got even trickier because...
在酒吧玩的时候 我们真是天作之合 When you were playing in pubs, we were the perfect match.
但现在 But now...
我 I-i...
我实际上就是个洛斯托夫特的学校老师 I'm an actual schoolteacher in actual Lowestoft,
而你是 世界上最有名的原创歌手 and you're the world's greatest singer-songwriter.
-不 我不是 -然而你可能就是 - No, I'm not. - Except that you probably are.
好了 两分钟 老爷太太 两分钟 Okay. Two minutes, ladies and gentlemen, two minutes.
另外 黛布拉打我的电话来催你了 Also, um... Debra's on my phone for you.
很显然 她正在和唱片公司老总吃饭 Apparently, she's having dinner with the head of the label
并且正在FaceTime上找你 and you're meant to be FaceTiming in, so...
视频通话软体
一边去 洛基 Just go away, Rocky.
好的 还有1分53秒 Okay. One minute, 53.
到最后 对你而言 In the end, to you,
我永远就是那个卷髮女生艾莉 I'll always, really, just be Ellie with the frizzy hair.
闺蜜伫列裡的那个艾莉 And Ellie from the "Fun chum" column.
由于种种原因没人理解的那个艾莉 Ellie, who, for reasons no one understands,
开著车四处载你的那个艾莉 drives you around in her car.
所以就请你快走去赶你的飞机吧 So, just go and please just catch your plane.
我们话还没谈完 We haven't finished the conversation.
没话可谈了 Well, um, we have.
谈完了 We have.
除非 Unless...
在利物浦莱姆街火车站 in Liverpool Lime Street at...
在此时此刻 週五11点14分 11:14 on a Friday...
你选择留下来 unless you choose to stay.
杰克 Jack.
杰克 你得上飞机了 Jack. You have to get on the plane.
你还在利物浦做啥呢 What are you still doing in Liverpool?
我今天没法留下来 I can't stay today.
我明天要去录深夜秀节目 I've gotta do The Late Late Show tomorrow,
我还要参加市场行销会议 and I've gotta do the Marketing Meeting of Meetings
-太荒唐了 -这是你的机会 - and, oh, it's ridiculous... - And that was your chance.
别说了 快走吧 Now, quick, go.
请你走吧 Please, leave.
不好意思 你介意我拿一些薯片 Sorry. Hey, do you mind if I nick a couple of crisps
-路上吃吗 -我希望你能幸福 - for the journey? - Look, I want you to be happy and,
并且能做出非同凡响的音乐 一直如此 and to make marvelous music. I always have.
-别 别全拿走 -好的 - No, not all the crisps! - Okay.
你就快走吧 走吧 Just go, go, go, go, go.
你的未来就在出门左转 Your, your future is o-out the door and to the left.
那裡有个计程车站 A taxi rank.
对不起 I'm sorry.
对不起 对不起 对不起 对不 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so...
洛杉矶
好了 欢迎来到 Okay. Welcome to the Major
重点市场行销会议 Marketing Meeting of Meetings.
真是不敢相信今天我们这请来了杰克本尊 So amazing to have Jack himself right here in the building.
让我们用热烈的掌声欢迎杰克 Give it up for Jack, y'all.
现在 杰克 我 Now, uh, Jack, I,
我相信在座的各位都和我有一样的感受 I do believe I speak for everyone in attendance today
当我说 when I say...
-能和你一起制作 这张 -对 - it is the climax of our careers... - Yes!
令人心折的专辑 是我们事业的巅峰 ...to be working on this mind-bending album with you.
掌声在哪裡 Give it up, y'all.
你们没必要每次都鼓掌 You, you don't have to clap every time.
但依然非常感谢 But thanks very much.
是谦逊先生啊 Mr. Modesty!
-为谦逊先生鼓掌 -不 我认真的 - Give it up for modesty! - No, seriously, d...
这就是他未经修饰的真实一面 That's what he does right off the top.
众所周知 我们线上上发佈的歌曲 Now, as you all know, the songs we released online
已经引起了 史无前例的关注 have created unprecedented excitement.
对 Yes.
-对 -别这样 - Yes. - No.
所以现在 把所有这些歌曲 So, now upon us falls
编进一张令人无法抗拒专辑裡 the mighty task of packaging everything together
这一艰巨任务落在了我们身上 into one single, irresistible album.
现在 杰克他自己有一些专辑名称建议 Now, Jack came up with some title suggestions himself
我们研究了其中一些 and, uh, we worked on some of those.
要知道 我尤其被这个 You know, I especially got a kick out of
披头士专辑名之一
佩伯军士的孤独之心俱乐部乐队给逗乐了 Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
对 这 Yeah, that's...
没关係 笑吧 因为这确实很搞笑 It's okay to laugh, 'cause it's funny.
这个名字 太长了 杰克 It is. It's, uh, a lot of words, Jack.
但关键在于 我们就是觉得这个名字 But ultimately, in the end, we just felt it was, uh,
太不明所以了 对吧 uh, too confusing, right?
太令人费解了 另外 Too confusing. And, uh,
那个白色专辑的多样性存在问题 The White Album has some diversity issues.
白色专辑：披头士专辑名之一
怎麽会 How?
这就是一片白 杰克 That's a lot of white, Jack.
另外 我知道你对 And I know you were pretty enthusiastic
艾比路：披头士专辑名之一
艾比路情有独锺 我想说 about Abbey Road. I gotta say,
它并没什麽内涵 it didn't have a lot going for it...
我这样跟你说吧 if I can put it to you like that.
这就是一条路 不过路上有一帮人 Uh, it's just a road, with a bunch of people
英美车道方向相反
在错误的车道上开车 driving down the wrong side of the street.
这不完全是我的真实意图 不过 That's not exactly what I meant, but...
但我们现在探讨出了一些自己的方案 But we've been developing some ideas of our own, now.
毕竟 我们不是吃閒饭的 You know, we weren't just sitting around.
我们只关注一件事 就是要让这个男人 We focused on the one thing that makes this man here
在当今世界乐坛上独树一帜 unlike anyone else in the entire world of music today.
不搞什麽协作者 不搞联名作曲 No collaborators, no cowriters,
不去採样 抄袭其他乐曲 no samples, no steals, hmm?
不请卡迪·B助阵 No "featuring Cardi B,"
不请比伯合录 no "featuring Bieber."
只有这位纯粹的天才 Just the simple, pure genius...
杰克·马利卡
绝代天骄 of One Man Only.
绝代天骄
接下来 鉴于这位绝代天骄 And, as a second wave, because of the miracle
鬼斧神工 所以专辑的背面 that is One Man Only, it's just this.
就这样 Just this.
所有歌曲 作词作曲 一人完成 由Jack Malik
没错 我知道 Mmm, mmm. I know.
我知道 I know.
那麽 让我们开始杰克行动吧 So, let Operation Jack begin!
每一周 线上发佈一首新歌 Each week, a new song online.
每一周 上一个新的电视节目 Each week, a new TV show.
我们先从科登开始 再到坎摩尔 We start with Corden, then we move to Kimmel,
Corden是《詹姆斯·科登深深夜秀》的主持人 Kimmel是《吉米鸡毛秀》的主持人
再到法伦 再到科拜尔 then Fallon, then Colbert
Fallon是《吉米今夜秀》的主持人 Colbert是《史蒂芬·科拜尔晚间秀》的主持人
然后就是週四之夜现场演唱会 and then Thursday Night Live!
哇 Whoo!
歌 歌 歌 秀 秀 秀 Song, song, song. Show, show, show.
砰 砰 大卖特卖 Boom, bang, bazillions.
现在 我们就去赚大钱 Now, let's go make so much money that,
到明年耶诞节的这个时候 我们能 by this time next Christmas, we are wiping our asses
用纯金的卫生纸擦屁股了 with solid-gold toilet paper.
女士们先生们 请欢迎 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome,
这位独一无二的 杰克·马利卡先生 the one, the only, Mr. Jack Malik!
杰克 我是你的粉丝 很高兴见到你 Jack, I'm such a fan. It's great to meet you.
谢谢你来参加节目 Thank you for being here.
我听过你的歌 它们真的 The songs of yours that I've heard, they are,
它们真的太棒了 they're amazing.
你当前的生活过得怎麽样 What's life like for you at the moment right now?
我是说 歌迷对专辑的期待 I mean, the expectation for the album
正上升到了疯狂的程度 不是吗 is just rising to insane levels, isn't it?
是的 他们 他们真的很疯狂 Yeah, well, they're... they're insane to me.
我说 这裡有谁非常期待这张专辑的 I mean, who here's excited about this album?
听一下 Listen to that.
在这个年代 有时候16个人 In this age of, sometimes, 16 people
写一首歌 突然之间来了一个小伙 writing on one song, suddenly, here's a guy,
就他和一把吉他 一个人就把歌写出来了 him and a guitar, and he writes everything himself, on his own.
是啊 我的意思是 你知道的 Yeah. I mean... Well, you know, that's how it always
过去一直都这样写歌 像詹姆斯·泰勒 used to be, though, with, uh, with, like, James Taylor
或者史蒂夫·旺德 布鲁斯·斯普林斯汀 or Stevie Wonder, Bruce Springsteen.
所以我不认为有什麽特别的 So I don't think it's that exceptional.
但真的只有你一个人吗 But is it just you?
是的 Well, yes.
但是真的吗 But is it?
嗯 是的 Well, y-yes. Yes, it is.
非常好 Excellent.
因为机缘巧合 请原谅我 Because as chance would have it, a-and do forgive me,
因为我们喜欢在节目中制造惊喜 because we-we love a surprise on this show.
该死的巧合 As chance would darn well have it,
我的后台有两个人 I've got two men backstage
他们声称这些歌是他们的 who claim that the songs are theirs.
事实上 他们说你所有的曲子 In fact, they say that all of your tunes
都是他们甲壳虫乐队的作品 are the work of their band, The Beatles.
我 我不知道 I d... I don't know...
我不 I don't...
好吧 让我们来一看究竟 好吗 Well, let's see how this plays out, shall we?
女士们先生们 不远千里 Ladies and gentlemen, all the way
来自英国利物浦的 请欢迎 from Liverpool, England, please welcome,
保罗·麦卡特尼先生和林戈·斯塔尔先生 Mr. Paul McCartney and Mr. Ringo Starr!
♪ 嘿 裘德 ♪ ♪ Hey, Jude. ♪
嘿 Hey.
在别克车上从后面干我吧 Bang me backwards over a Buick.
这将是有史以来最棒的专辑 It's gonna be the greatest album of all time.
真的太棒了 伙计 It's really incredible, man.
-嘿 艾德 最近好吗 -我只是来镇上几天 - Hey, Ed. How you doing? - Um, I'm just in town for a couple
我想我该来看看这位天才工作的样子 of days. I thought I'd come and see the genius at work.
我只是想知道你写歌的顺序 I'm just trying to work out your process.
是先作曲还是先写歌词 Is it music first or lyrics first?
嗯 视情况而定 Um, it varies.
但是 就像这首歌 比如说 But, like, with this song, for instance, the, um,
《嘿，裘德》 the-the "Hey Jude" one
背后一定有什麽故事 must have some story behind it.
是的 有 有的 Well, yeah. It do... it does.
是关于我一个朋友的儿子的 So, it was the son of a friend of mine
他那时候很难过 who was having a hard time.
嗯 就 就这样 Um, it, it, it just,
我写出了一首安慰的歌 it came to me as a s... as a song of comfort.
我不相信你 I don't believe you.
什麽 What?
我是说 我只是 我不能相信 I mean, I just... I don't believe you.
一首又一首旷世巨作 你知道吗 It's one genius idea after the other, you know?
-对的 -不过 我确实有个建议 - Oh, right. - I do have a suggestion, though.
嗯 关于这首歌的 Um, about the song.
歌名是《嘿，裘德》 The-the title, "Hey Jude."
裘德好像有点过时 Jude is just, it's a bit old-fashioned.
-是那孩子的名字 对吧 -什麽孩子 - That was the kid's name, right? - What kid?
-歌中所唱的孩子 -哦 那孩子 孩子 - That the song's about. - Oh, the kid, the kid, the kid.
是的 那 那伤心的孩子 Yes, the-the... the sad kid.
现在 让我给你个建议 好吗 Now, l-let me just give you this advice, right?
歌名 Song title...
我也不会收你一分钱 I won't charge you a penny for it as well...
《嘿，裘弟》 "Hey Dude."
嗯 Um...
♪ 嘿 朱 ♪ ♪ Hey, du... ♪
嘿 裘弟 你确定吗 "Hey Dude," are you sure?
他说得对 那 那样好多了 He's right. That's... that's so much better.
是吗 Is he?
-真的吗 -是的 是的 - Is it? - Yeah, yeah.
♪ 嘿 裘弟 别沮丧 ♪ ♪ Hey, dude, don't make it bad ♪
是的 嗯 Yes. Mm-hmm.
-这不是真的 -绝对会成为 - This isn't real. - Definitely gonna be
这一代的最佳歌曲之一 one of the best songs of the generation.
♪ 嘿 裘弟 ♪ ♪ Hey, dude ♪
醒醒 醒醒 杰克 醒醒 Wake up. Wake up, Jack. Wake up.
♪ 别沮丧 ♪ ♪ Don't make it bad ♪
♪ 杜杜杜 ♪ ♪ Du-du-du-du-du-du ♪
♪ 小弟 小弟 小弟 ♪ ♪ Dudey-dudey-dudey ♪
♪ 嘿 裘弟 ♪ ♪ Hey, dude ♪
绝对好多了 It's definitely better.
杰克 艾莉的电话 Jack, Ellie.
抱歉 伙计们 我要接一下电话 Oh, sorry, guys. I gotta take this.
给我一分钟 艾德 抱歉 Just give me a minute, Ed. Sorry.
-艾尔 -杰克 - Elle. - Jack.
很高兴你打电话来 I'm so glad you called.
我在这裡一点也不开心 I'm not enjoying myself here at all.
哦 好的 嗯 Oh, right. Well, um...
我有两个小消息 I've got two bits of news.
我认真听著 I'm riveted.
好的 嗯 第一个 All right. Well, the first one...
-大消息 -嗯 - big one. - Yeah?
码头酒店 The Pier Hotel.
什麽 在戈尔斯顿吗 那个 What? In Gorleston? The place that
宁愿倒闭也不让我表演的酒店吗 closed down rather than have me play?
对 那裡要重新开业了 Yes. It's reopening.
你绝对是开玩笑的 You're bloody kidding.
我绝对不是 这是绝对重新开业了 I am bloody not. It's re-bloody opening.
太棒了 That's amazing!
真是个大新闻 That's huge news!
那 那是个天大的消息 That's-that's-that's ma-bloody-ssive!
好吧 第二个是什麽 All right, what's the second?
虽然不能跟这个比 但也儘管告诉我 I mean, it can't be as big. But tell me anyway.
第二个是 n-number two is...
我在跟别人约会 I've been seeing someone.
好的 Right.
我认识他吗 Do I know him?
是的 是加文 Yeah. It's Gavin.
我 我不想让你从别人那裡知道 I-I didn't want you to find out from someone else.
每一天 Every day,
他都把我放到对的那一栏裡 he puts me in the right column.
当然 Of course.
真爱的位置 The "true love" one.
当然 Of course.
我得挂断了 I've gotta go.
天啊 是的 你当然很忙 Ah, God. Yeah, course you do.
好的 再见 再见 Um, okay. Bye. Bye.
什麽 有什麽这麽紧急 What? What could possibly be so urgent
让我打一个电话都不行 that I can't make a single phone call?!
我该死的怎麽能把这些歌唱好 How the hell am I supposed to get any of the songs right
要是你们一直围著我转 if you're just all clustering me
妨碍我创作 and stopping me from being creative?
如果我一直被跟著 我怎麽能有创作灵感 How can I ever be creative if I'm never ever left alone?!
好的 Okay.
那我们就不烦你了 天才 We'll leave you alone then, genius.
不 我不是 我很抱歉 No, I'm not... I'm sorry.
不 这 这是大明星的权利 No, it's g... It's, uh, it's superstar rights.
对待一起工作的人就像对待鞋上的屎一样 Treat the people that you work with like shit on your shoes.
看来艾莉告诉你那个消息了 Ellie told you the news, then?
-是的 -你知道吗 我从来都不明白 - Yeah. - You know, I never, never understood
你怎麽没发现她身上的优点 what you didn't see in her.
我是说 如果我是你 I mean, I-if I'd been you,
一天两次 我会像雄狮一样迷恋她 twice a day I would have loved her up like a lusty lion.
洛基 容我让你闭嘴 Rocky, if I ask you to just shut up,
真的 真的闭嘴 可以吗 really, really, really shut up, would that be okay?
好的 Right.
我可以从新再说一遍吗 Can I just start again and say,
这是个好消息 不是吗 "Isn't it wonderful news?"
我希望他们在一起会很幸福 "And I hope they'll be very happy together"
生一堆漂漂亮亮的孩子 这样说更好吗 "and have gorgeous kids." Is that better?
不 更糟 No. It's worse.
我有第三个选择 但是 I have got a third option. But...
我很抱歉 嗯 真的很抱歉 各位 I'm sorry. Um, I'm really sorry, everyone.
我只是 I'm just...
我压力真的很大 I'm really stressed.
刚才什麽事这麽紧急 What was so urgent?
不 没什麽 Oh, um, no, nothing.
只是我们今天得决定在什麽地方什麽时候 It's just we have to decide today where and when
推出这张专辑 we're going to launch the album.
所以 没什麽大不了的 除了这可能是 So, nothing big, apart from probably
你愚蠢的人生中最大的一个决定 apart from probably the biggest decision of your stupid life.
-什麽 -你个混蛋 - What? - You ass.
我确实有一个想法 I do have one thought.
戈尔斯顿
像戈尔斯顿这样的小镇 And the little town of Gorleston
以前从没遇到过这样的盛况 has never seen anything like this before.
今天下午3点 在码头酒店l的屋顶上 At 3:00 p.M. today, on the rooftop of the Pier Hotel,
杰克·马利卡 变身流行乐代表的本地男孩 Jack Malik, local boy turned pop phenomenon,
将发佈他的万众期待的第一张专辑 will premiere his highly anticipated first album.
消息似乎传得很快 And word seems to have got out.
我们能 Can we, uh...?
看看这个 Wow. Look at this.
看看你 Look at you.
我不想打扰你 Didn't want to disturb.
只是想 你知道 Just wanted to, you know...
谁会想到呢 Well, it's... Who'd have thought?
当我们在楼下 While we were downstairs
喝著苹果酒吃著果冻 drinking cider and eating jelly,
而你在楼上的房间裡写著《她倾心于你》 you were up in your room writing "She Loves You."
对啊 Well...
你会唱我们的歌吗 Are you, uh, you playing our song?
-你们的歌 -《顺其自然》 - Your song? - "Let It Be."
我们从没有忘记 Oh, well, we've never forgotten
我们是最先听到这首歌的人 we were the first people to hear it.
至少是歌的开头 Well, the start of it, at least.
三次 Three times.
我们为你感到骄傲 So proud.
我们漂亮的 光芒四射的孩子 Our beautiful, blazing boy.
别 我不想 Aw. Oh. Aw. Still, don't wanna...
小心你的衣服 亲爱的 Mind your suit, love.
-它是蓝色的 -是啊 - It's... blue. - Yeah.
-我们不打扰了 你忙吧 -好的 - We'll leave you to it. - Okay.
最后一件事 儿子 One last thing, son.
怎麽了 爸爸 Yeah, Dad?
这些三明治 我看到有金枪鱼 The sandwiches. I see there's tuna.
你要把它们都吃光吗 Are y-you gonna finish them all?
-或者如果你不 -不 请全拿走吧 - Or if you don't...? - No, please take them all.
啊 这一天 真是太美好了 Oh, what a day. What an amazing day.
打扰了 Sorry.
杰克 杰克 杰克 Jack! Jack! Jack!
杰克 杰克 Jack! Jack!
你看起来不错 Well, you look good.
瞧这紧身裤 That's a tight pant.
很好 瞧咱们这下颌角和下巴颏 Okay. We've got a jaw and a chin.
真不错 Ooh! That's not bad.
一定行的 会成功的 That's... This'll work. This'll work. Mmm.
不要 Don't...
-怎麽了 -没事儿 - What? - Nothing.
谁啊 Yeah?
-嗨 艾莉 -嗨 - Oh. Hi, Ellie. - Hi.
进来吧 Come in.
-这是谁啊 -黛布拉 这是艾莉 - And who have we here? - Um, Debra, this is Ellie.
艾莉 这是黛布拉 我的经纪人 Ellie, this is Debra, my agent.
不会吧 No!
你就是那个艾莉 The Ellie?
他有提起过我吗 Oh! He's mentioned me?
没 没 逗你玩呢 我对他的生活 No, no. I'm kidding. I know nothing
一无所知 因为对我来说他就是个产品 about his life because he's a product to me.
除非你是他以前的经纪人 Unless you're the one that was his manager.
在这种情况下 In which case, wow.
放弃了他可是个巨大的错误 Huge mistake giving that up.
越扯越偏了 不是吗 快回到码头酒店来 Oh, it's surreal, isn't it? Being back at the Pier Hotel.
确实有点儿 Yeah, indeed.
-我得去看看舞台了-对 - I'm gonna go look at the stage, yeah? - Mm.
-这边请 -好 - It's this way. - Yeah.
十点开新闻发佈会 Press conference in ten.
再见 织女牛郎 Goodbye, lovebirds.
对不起 我不该离开莱姆街 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have left Lime Street, okay?
-这是个严重的错误 -不 - It was a terrible mistake. - Oh, no.
-请别这麽说 -我们能不能 - Don't say that, please. - Can we...?
-别这麽说 -艾莉 - Don't say that. - Ellie...
我听了你的新歌 I-I've heard your new songs.
-简直太不可思议了 -不 不是这样的 - They're incredible. - O-Okay. No, they aren't.
我甚至都不知道你是谁了 I don't even know who you are anymore.
在那次车祸之后 一切都变了 Everything changed after the accident.
-到底发生了什麽 -杰克 - Wha-What happened? - Jack.
-这是加文 -杰克 杰克 - And here's Gavin. - Jack, Jack.
杰克 Jack!
-杰克 杰克 杰克 -嗨 哥们 - Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack. Oh, hey, mate.
-杰克 -你最近咋样 - Jack. - How you doing, man?
杰克 杰克 Jack. Jack.
-我不知道该说啥好 -是吗 - I don't know what to say. - Oh, really?
你刚不是一直在喊 杰克 It sounds like you do and it's, "Jack."
杰克 Jack!
我们只是来祝你好运 We were just coming to say good luck and, um,
大获成功 break a leg.
break a leg 字面意义为 摔断一条腿
如果我从天台上掉下来 摔断一条腿 Yeah. Well, if I fall off the roof, then a broken leg
这结局也挺不错 will be a good result.
好啦 我们走 All right, then. Let's go.
快走吧 Come on.
艾莉 Ellie.
看起来好安静啊 Looks pretty quiet.
那我们就少唱几首吧 Well, maybe we should do a slightly shorter set?
我是说真的很安静 I mean really quiet.
你俩来干嘛的啊 What do you want?
我俩来演出的 我是乐手 Uh, we're here for the gig. I'm the musician.
这有点儿难办 Well, that's pretty tricky.
我们三个礼拜前就关门了 'Cause we closed three weeks ago.
不用我多说了吧 I'd take it as a hint, I would.
我想我必须得放弃兼职 I'm gonna have to give up the part-time jobs,
回去教书了 go back to teaching.
咋的了 What?
不行 别回去教书 No. Don't go back to teaching.
我别无选择了 I've got no choice.
杰克 回去教书 Jack, if you go back to teaching,
才会让你别无选择 that is when you've got no choice.
因为那样你会把你所有的天赋 Yeah, because you'll end up putting all your genius
都放在那些孩子身上 into all those kids and then you won't
你就没有任何想像力和精力搞音乐了 have any i-imagination or energy left to put into your music,
音乐对你才是最重要的 which really matters.
求你了 Please...
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay.
你这个疯狂到有点儿癫狂的女人 Crazy, slightly mad woman.
从来没有人能在 No one has ever written
这麽短的时间内写出这些伟大的歌曲 this many great songs in this short a time.
你是怎麽做到的 How do you do it?
老实说我不知道 Honestly, I don't know.
有时候好像别人已经 Sometimes it feels like someone else
把所有的歌曲都写好了 has written all the songs.
是谁啊 Any idea who?
《永远的草莓地》这首歌背后的灵感是什麽 What's the inspiration behind "Strawberry Fields Forever"?
《永远的草莓地》：约翰·列侬创作的单曲 收录于1967年6月发行的专辑《佩珀军士的寂寞芳心俱乐部》中
-这个嘛 -你最喜欢谁 - Well... - Who was your favorite,
约翰 保罗 乔治还是林戈 John, Paul, George or Ringo?
约翰 保罗 乔治 林戈：披头士乐队四位成员
-你说啥 -谁对你影响最大 - Sorry? - Who's your greatest influence?
《那条漫长而曲折的路》：保罗·麦卡特尼创作的单曲 收录在1970年3月发行的专辑《顺其自然》中
杰克你真在 写了《那条漫长而曲折的路》吗 Jack, is it true that you wrote "The Long and Winding Road" in...
你为什麽不像他们一样在艾比路录音呢 W-Why don't you record in Abbey Road like they did?
艾比路：艾比路录音棚曾是披头士乐队录制专辑的所在地
啥时候能看到另一张专辑 杰克 When can we see another album, Jack?
杰克 《顺其自然》这首歌背后有啥故事 Jack, what's the story behind "Let it Be"?
《顺其自然》：保罗·麦卡特尼创作的单曲 收录在1970年3月发行的同名专辑中
你是怎麽写出《昨日》这首歌的 How'd you come up with "Yesterday"?
《昨日》：保罗·麦卡特尼创作的单曲 收录于1965年8月发行的专辑《救命》中
非常感谢大家 我们现在得上天台了 Thank you so much. We have to go to the roof now.
我们待会儿见 We'll see you later.
杰克 你写的第一首歌是啥 Jack, what was the first song you ever wrote?
杰克 你今天会给我们带来什麽演出 Jack, what are you gonna play for us today?
其实他们的酒吧还挺赞的 It's a nice bar they've got down there, actually.
你没喝酒吧 You haven't been drinking, have you?
没 我没喝 好吧 我喝了 No, I have not. Well, y-yeah, I have.
我发现中午喝几杯能让我机灵点儿 But I find a couple of pints midday sharpens my senses.
我不确定这能行 老兄 I'm not sure it does, mate.
行了 开始吧 Right, here goes.
其实 在开门之前 我想说 Actually, before I open this door, can I just say,
很长一段时间我一直都不明白我为啥出生 for a long time I didn't really know why I'd been born.
觉著没啥意义 Felt a bit pointless.
但现在我明白了 But now I do know.
我生来就是为了服务有史以来最伟大的音乐家 I was born to serve the greatest musician of all time.
全世界都在翘首以待 It is my honor now to open this door
等我现在打开这扇门 我觉得无比荣耀 for the moment the entire world has been waiting for.
谢谢你 洛基 Thanks, Rock.
这当然也是一次地狱般的旅行 不是吗 Oh, it's certainly been one hell of a journey, hasn't it?
没错 确实 So it has. So it has.
好了 Right.
开始咯 Here goes.
不对不对 开错门了 No, that's not... Uh, wrong door.
让我们接著一起旅行 Um, let us, let us continue our journey together.
好了 Right.
现在真的开始咯 Here it does go.
杰克 Jack!
杰克 杰克 杰克 杰克 杰克 Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack!
唱《夏日之歌》
谢谢戈尔斯顿 Thank you, Gorleston!
杰克 杰克 杰克 Jack! Jack! Jack!
加油啊 杰克 Come on, Jack!
♪ 当我年轻的时候 ♪ ♪ When I was younger ♪
此曲为披头士乐队的歌曲《救命》 由约翰·列侬和保罗·麦卡特尼共同创作 收录于1965年发行的同名专辑中
♪ 比现在还要年轻很多的时候 ♪ ♪ So much younger than today ♪
♪ 我从不需要任何人任何形式的帮忙 ♪ ♪ I never needed anybody's help in any way ♪
♪ 但现在青春飞逝 我不再那麽自信 ♪ ♪ But now these days are gone, I'm not so self-assured ♪
♪ 我发现自己改变了观念 敞开了心扉 ♪ ♪ I found that I've changed my mind, I opened up the door ♪
♪ 如果可以请你帮我吧 我有点沮丧 ♪ ♪ Help me if you can, I'm feeling down ♪
♪ 我真的很感激你在我身旁 ♪ ♪ And I do appreciate you being 'round ♪
♪ 帮我一把让我重新振作起来吧 ♪ ♪ Help me get my feet back on the ground ♪
♪ 求求你 请你帮我一下 ♪ ♪ Won't you please, please help me? ♪
♪ 现在我的生活 在很多方面 ♪ ♪ And now my life has changed ♪
♪ 都改变了很多 ♪ ♪ in oh,so many ways ♪
♪ 我的独立似乎在阴霾中消失不见 ♪ ♪ My independence seems to vanish in the haze ♪
♪ 但我时常感到特别不安 ♪ ♪ But every now and then I feel so insecure ♪
♪ 我发现我从没如此需要你的陪伴 ♪ ♪ I find that I need you like I've never done before ♪
♪ 如果可以请你帮我吧 我有点沮丧 ♪ ♪ Help me if you can, I'm feeling down ♪
♪ 我真的很感激你在我身旁 ♪ ♪ And I do appreciate you being 'round ♪
♪ 帮我一把让我重新振作起来吧 ♪ ♪ Help me get my feet back on the ground ♪
♪ 求求你 请你帮帮我 救救我 ♪ ♪ Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me ♪
♪ 救救我吧 ♪ ♪ Help me! ♪
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
再坚持下 行吗 Just hang on a minute, all right?
这俩人等了一个小时想见你 these... these two have been waiting to see you
他们俩真的好古怪 for an hour and they're genuinely a weird pair.
要不要我叫他们直接离开 还是 Shall I tell them to sod right off? Or...
不 No.
不 让他们进来 No, let 'em in.
进来吧 怪咖们 给你们两分钟 All right, weirdos. Two minutes.
你可以走了 洛基 我没事 You can go now, Rock. I'll be fine.
我想我们可不可以聊聊 I wonder if we could have a little talk.
行 Yeah.
我看见你去了便士小巷和草莓地 'Cause I saw you went to Penny Lane and Strawberry Fields.
《便士小巷》：保罗·麦卡特尼创作的单曲 于1967年2月发行
没错 Yeah.
还有埃莉诺·瑞格的坟墓 Eleanor Rigby's grave.
《爱琳·卢比》：约翰·列侬与保罗·麦卡特尼共同创作的单曲 收录于1966年8月发行的专辑《左轮手枪》中
我知道 I know.
你没法唱出 'Cause you can't sing songs about places
你从没去过的地方 you've never even been to.
-对 -是的 - No. - No.
我也是这麽想的 I thought as much.
我们到这儿就是想说声谢谢来著 Well, we just wanted to say thank you, that's all.
谢我啥 Thank me?
我们三个人大概是世上唯一能记得这些歌曲的了 We three seem to be the only ones who remember.
而且我们俩也不会唱 And we can't sing.
所以 我们只是想说 非常感谢 So, we just wanted to say... thanks very much.
我也是 发自肺腑的 Myself also. From bottom of heart.
我的天 Oh, my God!
我以为你们要逮捕我 或者 I thought you were gonna arrest me, or...
-不是 只是听了这些歌曲很高兴 -太好了 - No. It's just lovely to hear the songs. - Yeah.
我好想念它们 I have missed them so.
就是歌词一句都想不起来了 Can't remember any of the lyrics.
-对 我也正在努力想呢 -我明白 - No. I'm struggling there as well. - I know.
《为了凯特先生的利益》这首歌词顺序全错了 "For the Benefit of Mr. Kite!" is in completely the wrong order.
《为了凯特先生的利益》：约翰·列侬创作的单曲 收录于1967年6月发行的专辑《佩珀军士的寂寞芳心俱乐部》中
-真是一团糟 -是啊 - Very big mess, indeed. - Oh, yeah.
怎麽还有《嘿，裘弟》 真假的 And "Hey Dude"? Really?
我没法道歉 全怪该死的艾德·希兰 I can't apologize. It was bloody Ed Sheeran.
不过这太令人震惊了 But this is amazing!
我的天啊 Oh, God!
我感觉自己像是在外国东奔西跑 'Cause I feel like I-I've been running around
最后终于碰见了两个 a foreign country and I've finally bumped into two people
会讲英语的人 who can speak English.
因为没人听过 'Cause no one has ever heard of
《佩珀军士的寂寞芳心俱乐部》 Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
《佩珀军士的寂寞芳心俱乐部》：披头士乐队的第8张录音室专辑 于1967年6月发行
也没人住在黄色潜水艇裡 No one's ever lived in a yellow submarine
此曲为披头士乐队的歌曲《黄色潜水艇》 由保罗·麦卡特尼创作 收录于1966年8月发行的专辑《左轮手枪》中
♪ 黄色潜水艇 黄色潜水艇 ♪ ♪ A yellow submarine.A yellow submarine ♪
♪ 黄色潜水艇 ♪ ♪ A yellow submarine ♪
-我们都住在黄色潜水艇裡 -是啊 - We all live in a yellow submarine. - We do.
我住在章鱼花园 I-I live in "Octopus's Garden."
《章鱼乐园》：林戈·斯塔尔创作的单曲 收录于1969年9月发行的专辑《艾比路》中
是啊 Yes!
你听著 Oh, you see.
这是我的设想 小杰克 See, here's my take, young Jack.
一个没有甲壳虫乐队的世界 A world without The Beatles,
是一个极其差劲的世界 is a world that's infinitely worse.
所以 谢谢你 So, thank you.
好好把握它 And use it well.
我在努力 但是好难 I'm trying, but it's hard.
那麽多钞票和成功向我涌来 There's so much money and success coming,
但我觉得自己纯粹就是靠骗人过活 but I feel like I've become the definition of living a lie.
我看得出来这事可能确实很艰难 Well, I can see it might feel like that.
我们觉得这可能能帮到你 We thought this might help.
怎麽说 I beg your pardon?
这张纸裡记录了我们 Here. We've done...
做过的许多调查 a lot of digging.
你好 Hello.
有什麽事吗 Can I help?
我不确定 I don't know.
你是约翰吗 Are you John?
是的 That's right.
-你是利物浦人吗 -是的 - From Liverpool? - That's right.
很荣幸见到你 It's an honor to meet you.
约翰 John?
什麽事 Yeah?
你这辈子过得幸福吗 Have you had a happy life?
非常幸福 Very.
但并不成功吧 But not successful.
我只说了非常幸福 I just said "very happy."
这已经算是成功了 That means successful.
日复一日地做著我喜欢的工作 Did a job I enjoyed day after day.
驾船环游世界 Sailed the world.
为我信仰的事物付出努力并且还 Fought for things I believed in and won...
成功了好几次 a couple of times.
找到了一个心爱的姑娘 Found a woman I loved.
为了留住她也付出了许多努力 Fought hard to keep her, too.
和她一起过了一辈子 Lived my life with her.
为了留住她付出努力是吗 Fought hard for her?
这件事过程很 There were complica...
抱歉 你叫什麽名字来著 Sorry, what-what's your name?
杰克 Jack.
这件事过程很複杂 杰克 There were complications, young Jack.
得与失 Loss and gain.
傲慢与偏见 Prejudice and pride.
但是 But...
现在看来 这一切都 it all turned out just...
美妙绝伦 fab.
你的感情生活怎麽样 How's your love life?
很烂 Bad.
我没能留住她 I let her slip away.
努力把她追回来 Try to get her back.
你想知道幸福的秘诀吗 You want a good life?
这并不複杂 It's not complicated.
只需要告诉你爱的姑娘你爱她 Tell the girl you love that you love her.
并且在合适的时候向大家说出真相 And tell the truth to everyone whenever you can.
我能抱一下你吗 Can I give you a hug?
啥 What?
能见到你真是太好了 It's so good to see you.
你多少岁了 How old are you?
78岁 Seventy-eight.
太棒了 Fantastic!
你活到78岁了 You made it to 78.
你真是个怪人 You're a very strange man.
但是抱一个吧 But go ahead.
你真的很需要去看看精神问题 You need serious psychiatric help.
现在不用了 Not anymore.
♪ 我迷上了你曼妙的身姿 ♪ ♪ I'm in love with the shape of you ♪
杰克 Jack.
-艾德 -有什麽事吗 - Ed. - How can I help?
我有一个不情之请 I need to ask quite a big and strange favor.
温布利
来啦老弟 My boy.
黛布拉 Debra.
艾德真倒楣啊 Poor Ed.
那个施洗者约翰 John the Baptist.
一个大好人 Nice guy,
写过一两首不错的歌 但主要还是由于 one or two pretty good songs, but was basically
给你内心带去了温暖 warming the world up for you.
像是救世主一样 The Messiah.
于是就快要成为历史上最伟大的音乐家了 Soon to be the most successful artist in the history of music.
也正是因为他 我要 And the reason I'm going to be buying
在马里布买下 不是一栋房子 not just one more house in Malibu,
而是整个海滩 but the entire beachfront.
很高兴见到你 黛布拉 Well, it's good to see you, Debra. Um...
所以 有人知道你为什麽会来这裡吗 d... So, does anybody know why you're actually here?
我要唱几首歌来给艾德的演出锦上添花 I'm gonna spice up Ed's set with a couple of songs,
然后 and then, um,
我想宣佈一些事情 there's a little something I want to say.
唱歌啊 我喜欢听歌 Songs, I love songs.
至于你想宣佈的事 Thing you'd like to say...
我建议你控制好时间 I'd keep it brief.
我以前听你讲话总是味同嚼蜡 I've never heard you say anything interesting before.
我很好奇今晚你为何会有如此突破 I don't know why tonight would be the big breakthrough.
祝你演出顺利 Have a good show.
谢谢你 很有帮助 Thank you. Helpful.
轮到你上场了 You're on.
好的 Okay.
-她在这裡吗 -在 - Is she here? - Yeah.
好的 Okay.
-记好我们的计画 -记好了 - Remember the plan. - Yeah.
等我唱到最后一首歌的时候 When I get to the last song...
别说了 我记得 Hey, I'm ready.
谢谢大家 Thank you.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
现在 演出还没有完全结束 Now, the gig is not quite over.
我还要给大家带来最后的惊喜 I have one last surprise for you all.
我要请出一位老朋友 I'm gonna bring on an old friend.
我因为他是我俄罗斯之旅的助演而认识他 I know him as my dodgy Moscow support act,
你们因为他写了非常美妙的歌曲而认识他 you know him as a man that writes very, very good songs.
温布利体育场的各位 Wembley Stadium,
掌声欢迎杰克·马利卡先生 please make some noise for Mr. Jack Malik!
好了 交给你了 大师 All right. Over to you, maestro.
谢谢 Thanks.
温布利的各位 Wembley,
掌声欢迎 please welcome to the stage,
史上最伟大的人类 the greatest human being who ever lived.
我最好的朋友 My best friend.
你们的偶像 Your hero.
杰克·马利卡先生上台 Sir Jack Malik!
杰克 Yeah, Jack! Whoo!
杰克 杰克 Jack! Jack! Jack! Whoo!
♪ 她那时只有 十七岁 ♪ ♪ Well, she was just 17 ♪
♪ 我的意思 你能领会 ♪ ♪ You know what I mean ♪
♪ 她如此貌美 ♪ ♪ And the way she looked ♪
杰克 Jack!
♪ 无人能媲美 ♪ ♪ Was way beyond compare ♪
♪ 太阳出来了 ♪ ♪ Here comes the sun Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ 太阳出来了 而我想说 ♪ ♪ Here comes the sun, and I say ♪
♪ 一切好起来了 ♪ ♪ It's all right ♪
所以你什麽时候开始发现 So, when did you first realize
你儿子优秀得不像是你亲生的 that your son was too good for you?
♪ 太阳 太阳 出来了 ♪ ♪ Sun, sun, sun, here it comes ♪
♪ 我回到了 我回到了 ♪ ♪ Back in the US, back in the US ♪
♪ 我回到了苏联 ♪ ♪ Back in the USSR ♪
♪ 你什麽都说不出来 ♪ ♪ Nothing you can say ♪
♪ 但是你可以服从游戏规则的安排 ♪ ♪ But you can learn how to play the game ♪
♪ 这很简单 ♪ ♪ It's easy ♪
♪ 做不了的东西你做不出来 ♪ ♪ Nothing you can make that can't be made ♪
♪ 救不了的人 ♪ ♪ Nothing you can save ♪
管乐队都请来了啊 Brass band, huh?
♪ 你救不来 ♪ ♪ That can't be saved ♪
这些小丑要我们出钱吗 Are we paying these jokers?
♪ 你什麽都做不来 ♪ ♪ Nothing you can do ♪
♪ 但你可以早点找回自我的存在 ♪ ♪ But you can learn how to be you in time ♪
♪ 这很简单 ♪ ♪ It's easy ♪
所有人 Everybody!
♪ 你只需要爱 ♪ ♪ All you need is love ♪
到后台来 艾莉 怎麽了 Come backstage, Ellie. What?
借过一下 Coming through.
♪ 你只需要爱 ♪ ♪ All you need is love ♪
好的 借过一下 Yeah, excuse me.
♪ 爱 你只需要爱 ♪ ♪ Love, love is all you need ♪
♪ 你只需要爱 ♪ ♪ All you need is love ♪
现在所有人一起唱 All together now!
来吧 快点 过来 看到那个了吗 Come, come, come, come, come, come, come. See that?
所有人一起 Everybody!
对 你就 Yeah. Just...
就站在那裡 对 站在那裡 Just stand right there. Yeah, stand there.
-相信我 -什麽 - Trust me. - What?
♪ 你只需要爱 ♪ ♪ Love is all you need. ♪
现在 有个 And now, there's, um,
有个人我想给你们介绍一下 there's someone I'd like to introduce you to.
不知道画面能不能转到后台的摄像机 If we could just switch on the backstage camera.
是艾莉 Oh! Oh! It's Ellie!
这个人就是艾莉 This is Ellie.
Ellie Hi, Ellie!
在我还无人问津时 And when I had no fans,
艾莉是我唯一的粉丝 Ellie was my only fan.
世界上唯一支持我的人 The only person in the world who believed in me.
所以 我问艾德 今晚 And that's why, tonight, I asked Ed
我能不能上台演出 if I could come on and play,
因为我想告诉她 和你们 'cause I want to tell her... and you,
-我都做了些什麽 -你在说什麽呢 - what I've done. - What are you saying?
抱歉 艾莉 我一直都没说实话 Darn it, Ellie, I've been untrue.
我今晚唱的歌实际上都是 All the songs I've sung tonight were really written
由四个男人写的 他们是约翰·列侬 and performed by four men called John Lennon,
保罗·麦卡特尼 乔治·哈里森和林戈·斯塔. Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr.
也就是甲壳虫乐队 The Beatles.
他们是真正的天才 They were the real geniuses.
我 我只能算是一个 Me, I'm just a, sort of,
把这些天籁之音 go-between to, well,
带到这个世界上的中间人 get their astonishing stuff into the world.
-甲壳虫乐队 -而且 我 - Beatles? - And, uh, I-I
我把他们的杰作冒充成我自己的了 I passed their amazing work off as my own
所以我才能看起来也这麽厉害 so I could look like I was amazing, too.
我希望你们都知道的是 我不准备收钱 I want you all to know that I'm not gonna take any money
因为这些并不是我的作品 for this work that isn't mine.
所以 你们可以免费获取所有的歌曲 So, you can have all the songs for free.
洛基 开始吧 Rocky, do it.
好的 开始吧 Right. Here goes.
它们现在正在网上免费发佈 They're being released, for free, online now.
另外我希望你们别再为这些歌追捧我了 And I'd love to not take any more praise for it.
所以 So, um...
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我站在这裡 还有一件事要说 And while I'm at it, there's one other thing to say as well,
因为 我已经做了两次蠢事了 because... I've been a fool twice over.
我要感谢艾莉 And I want to thank Ellie...
对我的爱 for her love.
艾莉 And, Ellie...
艾尔 Elle...
我爱你 I love you.
我一直都爱著你 I always have.
向来如此 Always.
今晚讲的话够多了 That's definitely enough talking for one night.
但确实是一场狂欢 But it's been a blast.
我们爱你 杰克 We love you, Jack!
我们依然爱你 We still love you!
舞台怎麽走 Where's the stage?
这是几楼 What floor is this?
他妈的舞台怎麽走 Where is the goddamn stage?!
-天哪 -我知道 - Oh, my God. - I know.
要接受的信息量有点大 That's a lot of information to take in.
我明白 I know.
如果你提前告诉我要上大银幕 Well, if you'd told me I was gonna be on the big screen,
我就能把头髮做一下的 I'd have got my hair done.
对不起了 I'm sorry.
没有一首歌是你写的吗 You didn't write any of the songs?
没有 No.
这种行为很不好 That is very bad behavior.
在全球范围来说 On a global scale.
是的 非常不好 Yeah. It's very bad.
好吧 这话有点奇怪 Well, this is a strange one.
当然 我知道我总是第二名 Of course I've always known I was number two.
但第二名也不错 But that's not a bad place to be.
很多最好的歌都不是第一名 Some of the best songs never made it to number one.
比如说 果酱乐队的《普通人》 "Common People" by Pulp, for a start.
肯定是经典 It's a total classic.
显然 我只是希望艾莉能快乐 And obviously all I want is for Ellie to be happy.
加文 Gavin.
你是我见过最好的人 Best man I ever met.
-谢谢你 加文 -他在这裡 - Thank you, Gavin. - He's here.
-他在这裡 -快走 - He's here! - Go on.
-怎麽了 -天啊 - What is that? - Oh, god.
-快走 -杰克 - Go! - Jack!
-杰克 -天啊 我们得赶紧走 - Jack! - Oh, my... We should definitely go!
-对 对 -该死 - Yeah, yeah. - Shit!
那个撒谎的死贱人在哪裡 Where's that lying son of a bitch?
让开 蠢货们 Move, idiots!
快看 他在这裡 Look, he's here!
杰克 Jack!
杰克 请带我一起走 Jack, please take me with you.
没人会雇我 No one else will employ me.
我 我工作干得一团糟 I-I'm rubbish at my job.
洛基 帮我拦住他们 Just hold them off, Rocky.
看在钱的份上 站住 In the name of money, stop!
回来 你这个愚蠢的英国佬 Get back here, you stupid, English mother...
-对不起 黛布拉 -杰克 - Uh, ooh. Sorry, Debra. - Jack!
黛布拉 别这样 太丢人了 Debra, stop this. You're embarrassing yourself.
杰克 Jack!
♪ 趁此良辰 ♪ ♪ It's such a beautiful night ♪
♪ 订立誓言 ♪ ♪ To make a change in our lives ♪
♪ 夜色温柔 美酒相伴 ♪ ♪ East Anglian sky, empty bottle of wine ♪
♪ 身侧有你 ♪ ♪ I got you by my side ♪
♪ 海誓山盟 ♪ ♪ Talking 'bout love and life ♪
♪ 深情相望 幸甚之至 ♪ ♪ Oh, how lucky you're mine when I look in your eyes ♪
♪ 良辰美景 两情相悦 ♪ ♪ What a wonderful way to spend a moment or two ♪
♪ 喁喁细语 情话绵绵 ♪ ♪ To be lying awake and be here talking to you ♪
♪ 深情告白 命中注定 ♪ ♪ I got somethin' to say and know what I gotta do ♪
♪ 天地可鉴 日月可表 ♪ ♪ To be making a change, now the moment of truth ♪
♪ 在天愿做比翼鸟 ♪ ♪ Why am I feeling so nervous? ♪
♪ 在地愿为连理枝 ♪ ♪ When things are going so perfect ♪
♪ 天长地久有时尽 ♪ ♪ But I know that it's worth it ♪
♪ 此爱绵绵无绝期 ♪ ♪ To spend forever with you ♪
♪ 鼓起勇气 ♪ ♪ And so I count to three ♪
♪ 躬身行礼 ♪ ♪ And get on one knee ♪
♪ 叩问卿意 ♪ ♪ And I ask you ♪
♪ 执子之手 ♪ ♪ Darling, honestly ♪
♪ 与子偕老 ♪ ♪ I've waited all this time ♪
♪ 死生契阔 ♪ ♪ Just to make it right ♪
♪ 与子相悦 ♪ ♪ So, I'll ask you tonight ♪
♪ 之子于归 ♪ ♪ "Will you marry me?" ♪
♪ 宜其家室 ♪ ♪ Just say yes ♪
♪ 一生 一世 一双人 ♪ ♪ One word, one love, one life... ♪
我觉得就像哈利·波特打败伏地魔以后 Oh, I feel like Harry Potter after he defeated Voldemort.
最终 所以事都回到正轨 At last, everything can go back to normal.
正常很好 对吗 Isn't normal wonderful?
谁 Who?
你问什麽 Sorry?
哈利·波特 是谁 Harry Potter. Who's he?
♪ 美满良缘 ♪ ♪ Your hand in mine ♪
♪ 天作之合 ♪ ♪ Some things were just meant to be ♪
哈利·波特
♪ 心心相印 ♪ ♪ Hearts intertwined ♪
哈乐德·波特
♪ 天作之合 ♪ ♪ Some things were just meant to be ♪
不是谁 No one.
♪ 花好月圆 ♪ ♪ In perfect time ♪
没什麽 Nothing.
♪ 天作之合 ♪ ♪ Some things were just meant to be ♪
该睡觉了 Time for bed.
♪ 伉俪情深 ♪ ♪ Oh, you and I ♪
时间 Time.
♪ 天作之合 ♪ ♪ Some things were just meant to be. ♪
现今
♪ 德斯蒙德在市场裡有辆手推车 ♪ ♪ Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace ♪
♪ 茉莉是乐队裡的一名歌手 ♪ ♪ Molly is a singer with a band ♪
♪ 德斯蒙德说他喜欢茉莉的长相 ♪ ♪ Desmond says to Molly, "Girl, I like your face" ♪
♪ 茉莉握著他的手说 ♪ ♪ And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand ♪
♪ 奥布-拉-迪 奥布-拉-达 ♪ ♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪
♪ 生活在继续 老兄 ♪ ♪ Life goes on, brah ♪
♪ 啦啦 他们的生活如何继续 ♪ ♪ Lala, how their life goes on ♪
好 Okay.
♪ 几年裡他们建立了美满家庭 ♪ ♪ In a couple of years they have built a home sweet home ♪
♪ 有几个孩子在院子裡奔跑 ♪ ♪ With a couple of kids running in the yard ♪
♪ 是德斯蒙德和茉莉·钟斯的孩子 ♪ ♪ Of Desmond and Molly Jones ♪
♪ 哈-哈-哈-哈 ♪ ♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha ♪
♪ 市场裡从此欢声笑语 ♪ ♪ Happy ever after in the marketplace ♪
♪ 茉莉让孩子们来帮忙 ♪ ♪ Molly lets the children lend a hand ♪
原歌词是德斯蒙德让孩子们来帮忙
♪ 德斯蒙德在家做美容 ♪ ♪ Desmond stays at home and does a pretty face ♪
原歌词是茉莉在家做美容
♪ 晚上她是乐队的歌手 ♪ ♪ And in the evening she's a singer in a band ♪
最后一遍 One last time!
♪ 奥布-拉-迪 奥布-拉-达 ♪ ♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪
♪ 生活在继续 老兄 ♪ ♪ Life goes on, brah ♪
♪ 啦啦 他们的生活如何继续 ♪ ♪ Lala, how their life goes on ♪
♪ 奥布-拉-迪 奥布-拉-达 ♪ ♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪
♪ 生活在继续 老兄 ♪ ♪ Life goes on, brah ♪
♪ 啦啦 他们的生活如何继续 ♪ ♪ Lala, how their life goes on ♪
如果你想开心 And if you want some fun!
♪ 就说奥布-拉-迪-布拉-达 ♪ ♪ Take Ob-la-di-bla-da. ♪
很好 Yes!
♪ 嘿 裘德 ♪ ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
昨日奇迹
♪ 别沮丧 ♪ ♪ Don't make it bad ♪
♪ 唱首悲伤的歌 舒缓一下自己 ♪ ♪ Take a sad song and make it better ♪
♪ 记得将歌唱入你心田 ♪ ♪ Remember to let her into your heart ♪
♪ 世界就能 ♪ ♪ Then you can start ♪
♪ 开始好转 ♪ ♪ To make it better ♪
♪ 嘿 裘德 别害怕 ♪ ♪ Hey, Jude, don't be afraid ♪
♪ 你天生就要 ♪ ♪ You were made to ♪
♪ 勇于克服恐惧 ♪ ♪ Go out and get her ♪
♪ 当你理解的那一刻 ♪ ♪ The minute you let her under your skin ♪
♪ 世界就开始好转 ♪ ♪ Then you begin to make it better ♪
♪ 当你感受痛苦的滋味 ♪ ♪ And anytime you feel the pain ♪
♪ 嘿 裘德 要忍耐 ♪ ♪ Hey, Jude, refrain ♪
♪ 别把世界的重担 ♪ ♪ Don't carry the world ♪
♪ 都往肩上扛 ♪ ♪ Upon your shoulders ♪
♪ 要知道 傻瓜才会 ♪ ♪ For well you know that it's a fool ♪
♪ 假装坚强 ♪ ♪ Who plays it cool ♪
♪ 才会把自己的世界 ♪ ♪ By making his world ♪
♪ 变得冷漠 ♪ ♪ A little colder ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 嘿 裘德 ♪ ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
♪ 别让我失望 ♪ ♪ Don't let me down ♪
♪ 找到真爱就要勇敢追求 ♪ ♪ You have found her, now go and get her ♪
♪ 记得让她走进你心田 ♪ ♪ Remember to let her into your heart ♪
♪ 世界就能开始好转 ♪ ♪ Then you can start to make it better ♪
♪ 要拿得起放得下 ♪ ♪ So let it out and let it in ♪
♪ 嘿 裘德 开始 ♪ ♪ Hey, Jude, begin ♪
♪ 你在期待有人 ♪ ♪ You're waiting for someone ♪
♪ 和你一起 ♪ ♪ To perform with ♪
♪ 你要明白 只有靠自己 ♪ ♪ And don't you know that it's just you ♪
♪ 嘿 裘德 你行的 ♪ ♪ Hey, Jude, you'll do ♪
♪ 未来肩负 ♪ ♪ The movement you need ♪
♪ 在你身 ♪ ♪ Is on your shoulder ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 耶 ♪ ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah, yeah ♪
♪ 嘿 裘德 ♪ ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
♪ 别沮丧 ♪ ♪ Don't make it bad ♪
♪ 唱首悲伤的歌 舒缓一下自己 ♪ ♪ Take a sad song and make it better ♪
♪ 记得去理解它 ♪ ♪ Remember to let her under your skin ♪
♪ 世界就能 ♪ ♪ Then you'll begin ♪
♪ 开始好转 ♪ ♪ To make it better ♪
♪ 更好 更好 更好 ♪ ♪ Better, better, better, better, better ♪
♪ 求求你 ♪ ♪ I'm begging you ♪
♪ 哦 耶 ♪ ♪ Oh! Yeah... ♪
♪ 啦啦啦 耶耶耶 ♪ ♪ Nah, nah, nah-nah, nah-nah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 嘿 裘德 ♪ ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 嘿 裘德 ♪ ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 嘿 裘德 ♪ ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 嘿 裘德 ♪ ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
♪ 裘德 裘德 哇 ♪ ♪ Jude, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, ow, wow! ♪
♪ 啦啦啦 天啊 ♪ ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah. Oh, my, my, my ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 嘿 裘德 ♪ ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
♪ 裘德 裘德 裘德 ♪ ♪ Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 耶耶耶 啦啦啦 ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 嘿 裘德 相信自己 裘德 ♪ ♪ Hey, Jude. Yeah, you know you can make it, Jude ♪
♪ 裘德 你无法打破 ♪ ♪ Jude, you're not gonna break it ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 别沮丧 裘德 啦啦啦 ♪ ♪ Don't make it bad, Jude. Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 唱首悲伤的歌 舒缓一下自己 ♪ ♪ Take a sad song and make it better ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 嘿 裘德 裘德 裘德 ♪ ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ ♪ Oh, Jude, Jude, hey, Jude ♪
♪ 哇 ♪ ♪ Wow... ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 哦 裘德 啦啦啦 ♪ ♪ Ooh, Jude ♪ - ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 嘿 裘德 ♪ ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
♪ 哦 耶 ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 嘿 嘿 ♪ ♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 嘿 裘德 ♪ ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
♪ 现在 裘德 裘德 ♪ ♪ Now, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude ♪
♪ 啦啦啦 耶耶耶 ♪ ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah. Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ 哦 耶 耶 ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 嘿 裘德 ♪ ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 嘿 裘德 ♪ ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah-nah-nah-nah- nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah... ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 伤痛不再来 裘德 ♪ ♪ Pain won't come back, Jude ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 嘿 裘德 ♪ ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 嘿 裘德 ♪ ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah. Yeah... ♪
♪ 挺过去 ♪ ♪ Make it through ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 嘿 裘德 耶耶耶 ♪ ♪ Hey, Jude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ 耶 耶 耶 ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 嘿 裘德 ♪ ♪ Hey, Jude
♪ 晚上好 女士们先生们 ♪ Good evening, ladies and gentlemen ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 嘿 裘德 ♪ ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 嘿 裘德 ♪ ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
♪ 然后 啦啦啦 ♪ ♪ Well, then a nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 ♪ ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
♪ 嘿 裘德 ♪ ♪ Hey, Jude. ♪
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