女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen...
到了告别的时候了 the time has come for us to bid farewell.
但首先 让我们敬一敬新的戏团主人 But not before we toast the new owner of the show,
切斯特 Chester.
敬切斯特 To Chester.
希望他能 I hope he will cherish
像我这些年来那样 爱护这些 these magnificent monsters as much as I have
美丽的小怪物 over these many years.
干杯 Cheers.
-干杯 -好的 - Cheers. - All right!
艾莎小姐 是你让我梦想成真 Um... Miss Elsa, you have given me the dream of a lifetime.
我保证会继续保持表演的高水准 I promise to uphold the standards of this extravaganza
绝不让你失望 and do you proud.
也祝你一路顺风 抵达造梦工厂 Safe travels to the land of make-believe.
解脱啦 Good riddance.
等不及让这个讨厌的德国佬滚蛋了 I can't wait for the sour Kraut to leave,
这样我们就大权在握了 so we can take over.
玛乔莉 这样可不好 Marjorie, that's not...
谢谢 切斯特 Thank you, Chester.
如果你不介意的话 And now, if you don't mind,
我们这些老伙计 it's time for the original family--
这个珍奇异怪的家族 our troupe of monsters and curiosities--
想要单独共度这最后的时刻 to spend these last few moments alone together.
当然 好的 Oh... oh, sure... all right.
再见 Bye-bye.
再见 Bye.
还有一位要感谢的人 我的经纪人 We have another man to thank-- my manager,
理查德·斯宾瑟先生 Mr. Richard Spencer.
他改变了我们所有人的生活 He has transformed the course of all our lives.
敬他 Cheers!
-干杯 -谢谢各位 - Cheers! - Hey, thank you, thank you.
因为他 Because of him...
你们马上都可以上电视了 you will all be on television very soon,
上《艾莎·马尔斯秀》 on The Elsa Mars Hour.
但首先 今晚 But first, tonight,
我们要好好庆祝 we feast,
之后 还会放一部电影作为消遣 and later, for entertainment, we will watch a movie
那可是我的独家珍藏 from my own collection.
可别又是《罗宫春色》[第二季里出现过] Not The Sign of the Cross again!
不是 No.
这次要看的是《畸形人》[1932年电影] We will enjoy Freaks.
知道这部电影吗 理查德 Do you know that picture, Richard?
不知道 I can't say that I do.
可好看了 Oh, it's a wonderful picture.
艾薇 保罗 跟他说说 Explain the plot to him, Eve, Paul.
电影讲的是 Well, the film is set
一个四处巡演的畸形秀 in a traveling circus-- a freak show.
克利欧佩特拉 Cleopatra,
一个正常人 秋千表演者 嫁给了杂耍的侏儒 a "Normal" Trapeze artist, marries the sideshow midget.
但其实 她只是为了毒死他以牟取遗产 But actually, she's trying to poison him for his inheritance.
她把畸形人们耍得团团转 She plays all the freaks for fools
直到有一天 她酒后吐真言 until, one day, she gets drunk and reveals her true intentions.
畸形人们便与她反目 Then the freaks turn on her.
一天晚上 他们拿用刀和枪复了仇 They take their revenge out at night with knives and guns.
艾薇 艾薇 Eve, Eve.
亲爱的 Darling...
别剧透啊 don't spoil the ending for him.
听着是部大片啊 Well, it sounds like a hit!
但是 Ah... actually,
我得走了 I have to go.
去西部之前 还有好多事要办呢 So many things to do before we head out west.
那哪行 别走 Nonsense. Oh, no.
没打开礼物怎么能走呢 You can't leave before your present.
-那怎么好意思 -别说了 快坐下 - No, I couldn't. - Shut up and sit down.
这是你应得的 You deserve this.
你这是怎么了 What's gotten into you?
快点 理查德 快打开 Come on, Richard, open it.
做这份礼物的时候 我一直想着你 I thought about you long and hard when I made this.
上帝啊 Oh, thank goodness.
来看展览的资助人 Well, we have had our share of patrons
有不少看到展品犯晕的 who felt lightheaded at the sight of our exhibits, but...
但从来没有人晕倒过 we have never had anyone faint before.
你还好吗 女士 Are you all right, young lady?
保安去哪了 What happened to those security guards?
已经过了关门时间 我让他们回家了 Well, it's past closing. I... I sent them home.
很好 That's good to know.
现在到你了 Now it's your turn.
天呐 Jesus Christ.
我是无辜的 Oh. I'm innocent. I-I-I...
我不认识这个人 I don't even know who this is.
我什么都说了 I already told them everything...
斯坦利 Stanley.
艾莎 Elsa...
别这样 Come on...
跟他们说说 Talk to them.
你的梦想呢 What about... what about your... the dream?
你的好莱坞 Hollywood!
恐怕 I'm afraid...
那就只是 that's all it is.
一个美梦了 Just a dream.
来吧 Go ahead,
让他上转盘 spin him.
求你了 不要 Jesus, no. Please.
也许我没有完全坦白 但是 I may not have been completely truthful, but...
我的确在洛杉矶认识人 I do know people in Los Angeles.
我表兄在《安拉的花园》制作组工作 My cousin works at the Garden of Allah.
-求你 -你试图毁掉我的梦想 - Please... - You tried to kill my dreams,
但我的梦有不死之身 but they cannot be murdered.
但你的所作所为 But you did...
你把死亡带进了这里 you brought death into this place...
就为这个 and for that...
你得付出代价 you must pay.
把他放下来 Take him down.
艾莎 求你了 Elsa, come on, now...
让我们单独聊聊 you and me must have a private conversation.
我们可以达成一些共识 We can come to some kind of understanding.
你能跑吗 So you think you can run?
她杀了艾瑟尔 She killed Ethel.
我说的是实话 人是她杀的 I'm telling the truth. She killed her.
我帮她掩埋了证据 她是个 I helped her cover it up. She's...
斯宾瑟先生 Will you, Mr. Spencer...
她不是你们想的那个人 She's not who you think she is!
-闭嘴吧 -是她杀了艾瑟尔 - stop talking, - She killed Ethel!
开始跑吧 and start running.
跑吧 快跑 Run! Run! Run!
虽然你父亲没有抚养过你 Just because you were raised without a father
但这不代表你可以在他死后 doesn't mean you get to romanticize him
把他想成大好人 now that he's gone.
他是怎么死的 How did he die?
是谁杀了他 Who killed him?
我们一起动的手 We all did.
他破坏了规矩 He broke our code.
他罪有应得 你知道这么多就够了 He had it coming. That's all you need to know.
来吧 Now, here.
吃点东西 你得恢复体力 Eat some food. You need your strength.
来吧 Come on.
他是我父亲 He was my father!
他杀了一个畸形人 He killed a freak!
他杀了最孱弱的那个 The most vulnerable among us.
你居然还相信她的话 Well, you're gonna take her word for it?
这个满口谎话的贱人 That deceitful little slut?
我亲眼看见我的小可爱被放在一个罐子里 I saw my beloved Ma Petite in a jar with my own eyes.
我亲耳听到他承认杀人 I heard him confess with my own ears!
至于玛姬 如果不是她主动坦白 And as for Maggie, we'd have a lot more corpses on our hand
死的人会更多 if she hadn't come clean.
我绝不原谅她 I don't forgive.
就让她烂在地狱里吧 She can rot in hell, for all I care.
在我看来 你现在需要 Seems to me like you need all the friends
尽可能多的朋友 you can get right now.
玛姬会帮你换绷带 Maggie is going to change your bandages.
不 No!
不用给我换 I'll keep the dirty ones.
不行 你母亲不在了 You will not! Now, your mother is not here
不能照顾你 所以得我来 to look after you, so it falls to me.
我见证了你从男孩成长为男人 I have seen you grow from a boy to a man,
从男人成长为领袖 我们现在需要你 a man to a leader-- and we need you now.
我连手都没有 I have no hands!
自己撒尿都不行 I can't even take a piss by myself!
我找到一位故友 I have found a old friend.
他会来帮你 He's coming to help you.
他是位真正的手艺人 He's a true artist.
亲爱的 他会帮你做双新手 Darling, he'll make you new hands,
给你崭新的开始 a fresh start.
但先得让伤口愈合 But those wounds have to heal first.
玛姬会帮你 Maggie's going to help you.
你别胡闹 You let her.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我也不想伤害你 I hate hurting you.
是吗 Oh, really?
我以为伤害别人... I thought that was your whole gig--
就是你的专长 to hurt people.
我爱你 吉米 I love you, Jimmy.
这绝对不假 That part is real.
从始至终 It always was.
我想重新开始 I want a clean start.
我们还能照计划去纽约 We can still go to New York, like we planned.
有何不可 Why not?
你在说笑吗 You're kidding, right?
你觉得你做过这些事后 You think, after everything you've done,
我们还能有浪漫的结局吗 you think we're just gonna ride off into the sunset?
我的双手... My hands...
在他妈的展览罐里 are in a goddamn jar,
这全都怪你 and that's all because of you.
我很抱歉 I am so sorry.
我会好好待你 I'm gonna make it right with you
好好待他们 我保证 and with them... I promise.
你能让小可爱死而复生吗 You're gonna bring Ma Petite back from the dead? Hmm?
我洗心革面了 吉米 I've changed, Jimmy.
我要是你... If I was you...
就在我换上新手前赶紧逃出道奇 I'd get the hell out of Dodge before I get those new hands.
我会弥补过错 I'm gonna make things right--
为他们 也为你 with them and with you!
我知道你笨 I knew you were stupid,
没想到还眼瞎 but let's add blind to the list, huh?
给我找个会用追光灯的人来 Find me someone who can focus a lamp!
我还得留在这儿 I have to stick around here.
我一定要让灯光 I'm gonna have correct lighting
对准一次 明白吗 for the first time, you understand?
再试一次 Now, try it again!
蠢货 Scheisse!
艾莎 Elsa.
你来了 Oh. You came.
当然 Of course.
她在盯着我们看 She's watching us.
能把她挪开吗 Can we put her away?
就这一次 Just this once?
行吗 Please?
好吧 All right.
谢谢 切斯特 Thank you, Chester.
你把我扔到了地上 You put me on the floor.
像双旧袜子 Like an old sock.
抱歉 玛乔莉 我知道你不爽 I'm sorry, Marjorie. I... I knew you'd get upset.
我当时有点...飘飘然了 但我好开心 I got a little... carried away, but I'm finally happy.
我有她们 我的魔术 还有你 I've got them and my magic and you.
也许我该离开你 Maybe I should leave.
为什么 你为什么要离开我 Why? Why would you do that?
我们也...可以... We'll... we can...
我们能想办法 玛乔莉 We can work it out, Marjorie.
双胞胎接受你 The-the twins accept you.
她们只是... They-they just...
她们只是不希望你看着我们... they just don't want you watching us while we're, you know...
她们在利用你 切斯特 They're using you, Chester.
你才是老大 You're the boss.
不 她们没有 No, they are not.
她们爱我 They love me.
她们还将 And they are going to cure me
治愈我所有的问题 她们... of everything that's wrong with me. They...
她们了解我真实的样子 They know the real me.
我只是...一个普通人想要... I'm just a... A regular man trying to...
想要找到真爱 跟所有人一样 trying to find love, just like everybody else.
你是个凶手 You're a murderer.
不不 No, no.
不 No.
那不是我 那是你 玛乔莉 That's not me. That's you, Marjorie.
我知道你不想谈这事 I know you don't like to talk about it,
所以我不常提起 可你... so I don't bring it up much, but you...
杀了她们 killed them.
你杀了爱丽丝和露西 You killed Alice and Lucy.
怎么可能 That's impossible.
我只是个木偶 I'm a doll.
爱会毁了你 切斯特 Love destroys you, Chester.
你失控了 You lose control.
我知道... Well, I know...
我是个禽兽 I'm a monster.
你不需要她们 You don't need them.
你有我呢 You have me.
我知道 I know.
永远不要离开我 玛乔莉 Just please don't ever leave me, Marjorie.
那对双胞胎 Those twins?
她们必须得死 They have to go.
我知道 I know.
她们会的 They will.
艾瑟尔这张跟伴唱的合照 Ethel looks so glamorous in this one
看上去太迷人了 with all her chorus girls.
那是她在巴纳姆马戏团的时候 Oh, that was from her Barnum days.
她真是独一无二的女人 She really was a dame like no other.
-敬艾瑟尔 -敬艾瑟尔 - To Ethel. - To Ethel.
敬艾瑟尔 To Ethel.
你们觉得好莱坞梦破灭后 You think Elsa's gonna stick around
艾莎会继续在这儿待下去吗 now that her big Hollywood dreams have been shot to hell?
她已经把畸形秀卖给了切斯特 She's already sold the show to Chester.
她肯定没法还他的本 She's definitely not gonna give him his money back.
是啊 也许她暂时会让他觉得是他在管事 Yeah, she'll probably let him think he's running things for a while,
但我们都知道 but we all know
谁要碍着艾莎就离死期不远了 that anyone who gets in the way of Elsa isn't long for this world.
你什么意思 What are you saying?
你们昨晚没听到那个变态斯宾瑟的话吗 Didn't any one hear what that creep Spencer said last night?
终于说得通了 It finally makes sense.
艾莎杀了艾瑟尔 Elsa killed Ethel.
树林 The woods.
车祸 The car crash.
全都是掩饰 It was all a cover-up.
我同意 I believe it.
她拿刀捅了我的保罗 She put a knife in my Paul,
那个恶毒的疯女人 that crazy, vindictive woman.
艾莎只在乎她自己 All Elsa cares about is Elsa.
整件事我一直觉得不对劲 The whole business never sat right with me.
我了解艾瑟尔 I know Ethel.
她不是会自杀的人 She wasn't a one to off herself.
她并不怯弱 She wasn't a coward.
她不会那样对她的孩子 She wouldn't have done that to her kid,
也不会那样对我们 and she wouldn't have done it to us.
而且她绝对会留下遗书 And she would have bloody well left a note.
我们知道有人伤害我们的人时应该怎么做 We know what we do when people come after one of our own.
要想保障我们的未来 There's only one way to secure our future.
必须确保艾莎没有未来 Make sure Elsa doesn't have one.
你有曾想过 Did you ever imagine
会是那样的感觉吗 多特 that it would feel like that, Dot?
谢天谢地 你让他把玛乔莉拿走了 And thank goodness you said something about Marjorie.
他也就是需要人劝一句 To his credit, all he needed was that little nudge.
我真的相信我们对他有积极的影响 I do seriously believe we're a good influence on him.
晚上好 姑娘们 Good evening girls.
你来这里干吗 What are you doing here?
你怎么敢半夜就这么 How dare you just walk into our boudoir
-走进我们的闺房 -就是 - in the middle of the night! - Yeah.
我这次来充满诚意 I come hat in hand in friendship.
我手上有关于你们最近状况的 I have some relevant information about your current...
一些相关资料 situation.
我们不想听你说任何事 We don't want to hear anything from you.
请离开 Kindly leave.
多特 我不怪你 Oh, Dot, I don't blame you.
那天眼看要失去一切 I behaved like an absolute jackass
我的行为的确很混蛋 that last day, when all seemed lost.
但最近的一些事 But recent events have softened
磨去了我的棱角 some of my coarser edges.
我母亲去世了 Mother died.
十分突然... It was sudden and...
真的很糟糕 just horrible.
很抱歉 丹迪 I'm very sorry, Dandy.
对所有人来说 失去母亲都是极大伤痛 It's a big sorrow for anyone, losing their mother.
那时是 It was.
现在也是 It is.
这使我意识到我需要去拉拢 And it made me realize that I need to reach out
为数不多对我很重要的人 to the few that matter to me.
你应该知道 我们遇到了别人 I think you should know, we met a man.
其实 我已经听说了这个消息 Truthfully, I'd already heard the news.
我无法形容如果能牵着你们的手 I can't tell you how sublime it would have been
步入婚姻殿堂将是多么美妙 to have taken your hands in marriage.
如果我有机会重来 If I had it all to do over again,
相信我 我... believe me, I...
我是作为朋友而来 I come in friendship.
我很清楚我错过了我的机会 I'm well aware that I missed my chance.
我半点配不上你们 I'm not half the man you deserve.
但我扪心自问 But I asked myself,
丹迪 你能为 "Dandy, what could you do
你爱的姑娘们做些什么呢 to be of support to those beloved girls?"
然后我想到了 And it occurred to me,
我能保护你们 the one thing I can offer is protection,
所以我雇了一个优秀的刑警 so I hired a proper gumshoe,
调查收集了你们新男友的所有信息 and gathered all the information I could on your new beau.
这虽让我心碎 And it breaks my heart,
但看来你们的切斯特·克莱布 but it appears your Chester Creb
完全是个人面兽心的疯子 is an absolutely beastly sicko!
我们不需要看那个 We don't need to see that.
你有病吧 What is wrong with you?
你净没事找事 You are a troublemaker,
我们不相信你 一个字都不相信 and we don't trust you, not one single bit!
那好吧 Well, ta-ta, then.
我能做的都做了 I've done what I can.
母亲早告诉过我 Mother always told me,
永远不要和生气的女人吵架 never argue with a woman when she's angry.
谁在那里 Who's there?
我的孩子 My boy.
我的孩子 你看上去糟透了 My boy... you look like shit.
给 喝点 Here. Drink.
那是什么 What's that?
青霉素 Penicillin.
我可不想给了你完整的身体 I would hate to make you whole
结果你却死于细菌感染 only to see you die of an infection.
你是谁 Who the hell are you?
我是马西莫·多切菲诺 I am Massimo Dolcefino.
我是来给你装新的手的 I have come to make you your new hands, hmm?
好吗 Okay.
马西莫是我战前就认识的老朋友 Massimo is an old friend of mine from before the war.
他是位大师匠人 He's a master artisan.
只是个木匠而已 给 Just a carpenter. Here.
你要给我装木头手吗 You want to make me wooden hands?
木手主要起装饰性作用 你可以来决定 They will be mostly decorative, and you will decide on
它们的外观和功能 appearance and functionality.
不用 谢谢 No, thanks.
我见过那些被手榴弹 I seen those army guys
炸掉双手的军人们 who got their hands blown off by grenades.
他们装上了漂亮的钩子 They got those nifty hooks.
虽然不能用它们来打飞机 Can't jerk off for shit with them,
但起码我可以自己拿烟 but at least I can hold a cigarette all myself.
而且不用下半辈子一直担心白蚁 And it beats worrying about termites the rest of my life.
马西莫为你提供的东西 What Massimo offers is more elegant
比锈钩子可优雅多了 than a pair of rusty hooks.
而且更逼真 And more convincing.
看 Look.
看到了吗 You see?
另一条腿也是 The other one, too.
马西莫救过我的命 Massimo saved my life.
如果没有他 If it weren't for him,
就不会有艾莎小姐的 there would be no Fraulein Elsa's
奇珍异品收藏 Cabinet of Curiosities.
你母亲会死在那个醉汉拘留所里 Your mother would have died in that drunk tank
而你会在大街上活活饿死 and you would have starved on the street.
我本会嫁给他的 I would have married him...
如果你不是那么傻的话 ...if you hadn't been such a fool.
"我唯一的罪孽就是..." "My only sin..."
是的 Si.
"爱你..." "...was loving you..."
太爱你了 Too much.
不 No!
夺走我爱人双腿的人 The men who took my beloved's legs--
他们不是普通的变态疯子 they weren't your average psychopaths.
他们有一个组织 Even members of the Party.
还有一个首领 那人是个医生 And they had a leader-- a doctor by trade.
另一条腿 这次不要那么快
整整两年 For two years,
马西莫都在照顾我 Massimo took care of me.
他教我走路 He taught me to walk.
教我跳舞 And then to dance.
后来兴登堡被攻陷了 Then Hindenburg died.
然后是纽伦堡 莱茵兰... Nuremberg, the Rhineland...
我们得趁还能逃离的时候 It was time for us to get out
离开那里 while we still could.
我们定下了计划 We had a plan.
如果就这样放过那些禽兽 How could I look at my amore in the eyes
我怎能问心无愧地面对心爱之人 knowing that I'd run away from those monsters?
他们必须付出代价 Huh? They had to pay.
他们必须付出代价 They had to pay.
我追杀他们 一个接一个 I hunted them down, one by one.
最后 我找到了那个首领 Finally, I-I found the leader.
为首的那个禽兽 Uh, the monster-in-chief.
汉斯·格鲁普医生 Dr. Hans Grouper.
我不能让他死得那么痛快 I would make sure that he would not die quickly.
看来 我也不会死得那么痛快 And I would not die quickly either, apparently.
他对我的刺杀企图 十分气愤 He took my attempt to kill him personally.
万分气愤 Very personally.
他折磨我 He tortured me.
把我关进牢房 He putted me in the cell.
不停地折磨我 He tortured me again and again.
你是怎么活下来的 How did you survive?
一个纳粹党将军 An SS General,
他比折磨我的格鲁普医生 a man of higher authority
权势要大得多... than my torturer, Dr. Grouper...
他想要个新书架 he wanted new bookshelves--
他是个狂热的藏书爱好者 he was an avid book collector--
他要用偷来的书建个图书馆 for his new library of stolen books.
所以战争后期 我一直在奥地利 So I spent the rest of the war in Austria.
47年我去了美国 And, uh, I went to America in-in '47.
我找马尔斯小姐找了很多年 And I searched for Miss Mars for years.
当我最终找到她的时候 When I finally located her,
我写信给她 I wrote to her.
但并未收到回音 But I did not hear back.
如果你那么爱她的话 Well, if you loved her so much,
而且也知道她在哪里 and you knew where she was,
为什么不来找她呢 why not just sweep her off her feet?
我的身体撑过了折磨 My body survived the torture,
但我 but I...
我就像匹诺曹 I am like Pinocchio.
已经不能人道 I have no humanity left in me anymore.
我没有灵魂 不能爱 I... no soul, I cannot love.
但是... But, uh...
甜蜜的讽刺 Sweet irony.
我知道你们在一起很久了 Now I know you've been together for a long time
对已经成型的表演 改动会很困难 and change can be difficult for an established show.
再说一遍 大家不要强要面子 And again-- this is not about ego, all right?
这只是为了节目完整性 This is about flow, so...
他看上去很正常 He looks so normal.
我们不是说好了 I thought we agreed
没有确凿证据 that we wouldn't judge him
我们不会妄下结论 until we had definitive proof.
那些资料呢 What about the file?
上面说他杀了他妻子 It said he murdered his wife.
你是被丹迪的谎言蒙蔽了 You're letting Dandy's lies cloud your judgment.
...介绍团队 ...the company intro
然后德茜扭乳表演开场 then-then we'll start with Desi, twirling her titties,
图卢兹和潘妮表演 and then Toulouse and Penny will do their
美女和野兽 加上大反转 beauty and the beast act, with a twist,
之后是贝特和多特 然后是保罗 uh, followed by Bette and Dot and then Paul,
这样双胞胎就有时间换衣服 which will give the twins time to change
换上助手装 into their assistant costumes
我们和玛乔莉一起 and we'll finish the show
用魔术表演压轴 with Marjorie and the magic act.
多特和我谈过了 Dot and I have had a talk.
我们不想再做你的助手了 We don't care to be your assistant any longer.
为什么 Why?
我们就是不想了 We just... don't wish to.
或许你们会改主意 Maybe you'll change your mind
听听我的终场表演计划吧 after you hear about my finale.
我不找观众上来 Instead of a volunteer,
而是把你们锯成两半 I'm gonna saw you two in half.
两个身体 两个脑袋 Two bodies for two heads.
肯定引起轰动 It'll be a sensation.
魔术史上头一遭 A first in the history of magic.
怎么样 姑娘们 Come on, girls...
我们彩排一下吧 let's do a little rehearsal.
我们不能进箱子里 We are not getting into that box.
不 切斯特 No, Chester...
我们不会躺进去的 we are not getting into that box.
失陪了 Now, if you'll excuse us...
你们去哪 我没让解散呢 Where are you going? I haven't dismissed anyone.
我来吧 I'll do it.
我知道魔术怎么变 I... I know how the trick works.
我可以做你的助手 I can be your assistant.
我也想参与到节目中来 I want to be part of the show.
我只要好好笑 露腿就行 对吗 All I got to do is smile and show a little leg, right?
嗯 Right.
进来吧 露西 Get in the box, Lucy.
我叫玛姬 My name's Maggie.
这就是你的魔术 Is this your magic act?
真可悲 It's a little pathetic.
闭嘴 Shut up.
我没说话啊 I didn't say anything.
你们都看什么呢 What are you all looking at?
去后台 Backstage.
各就各位 我们过一遍 Places! Places! This is a run-through!
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
准备欣赏 prepare yourselves to witness
战胜死亡的表演 the death-defying feat
最早由伟大的图瑞尼 first performed by the great Torrini
为庇护七世教皇表演 for Pope Pius VII.
最初被称为魔法锯 Originally called The Magic Saw.
今晚 我的表演 Tonight I will be presenting it to you
将加上我自己的 with my own...
危险改编 dangerous variation.
镣铐 Manacles.
那个 我... Hey, I...
这部分我不了解 I don't-I don't know this part.
我为你去打仗 I went to a war for you.
你就该死在那边 You should have died over there.
我们本来很相爱 We loved each other.
你却非要带着金属片 Then you had to come back with your metal plate
和浆糊脑子回来 and your head full of bees.
切斯特 住手 我的脚抽不出来 Chester, stop, I-I can't pull my my feet through!
别说了 Stop talking.
你都分我心了 You're distracting me.
你什么时候要表演真正的魔术 When are you gonna do real magic?
别说了 玛乔莉 Stop it, Marjorie.
你把我的生活毁得还不够吗 Haven't you done enough to ruin my life?
离了我 你什么都不是 You're nothing without me.
我让你看看 I'll show you.
让你们都看到 Every one of you.
切斯特 切斯特 Chester! Chester!
切斯特 住手 Chester, stop!
怎么回事 What the bloody hell?!
没事的 伙计们 Relax, folks...
这只是魔术 it's just a magic show.
是魔术 It's a magic show.
我可以把她拼回去的 看啊 I can put her back together. Watch.
我可以把她... I can put her...
变变变 Alakazam!
菠萝 Abraca...
菠萝菠萝蜜 Abracadabra.
这绝对能逗得全场大笑 切斯特 That'll pack 'em in, Chester.
是她逼我的 Sh... She made me do it.
这也是报应 She had it coming.
我们怎么办 What do we do now?
偷走她的首饰 Steal her jewelry
然后埋了她 and bury the bitch.
干什么 你为什么要收拾行李 What's this? Why are you packing?
你又搞砸了 该走了 You screwed up again. Time to leave.
是你迷惑了我 You confused me.
你是故意的 给我捣乱 You did this on purpose, to sabotage me.
我本来终于开心了 I was finally happy.
那就留下啊 我自己走 Then stay. I'm leaving!
你休想撇下我 Not without me, you're not.
瞧我的 我烦透你了 Watch me. I'm sick to death of you.
我爱你 I loved you.
切斯特 Chester...
天呐 Oh, God...
玛乔莉 Marjorie?
别死 Stay with me.
玛乔莉 Marjorie.
艾莎小姐的奇珍异品收藏 俄亥俄州 代顿
他首次作为杂耍演员登台 In his debut act as a juggler,
有请 你们最喜欢的 龙虾男孩 please welcome your favorite lobster boy--
也是我的宝贝儿子 and my precious son--
吉米·达林 Jimmy Darling!
不行 我没准备好 我还需要练习 I can't. I'm not ready, Ma. I need more practice.
我不像你 是个好表演家 妈妈 I'm not a performer like you, Ma.
我光摇摇手就满足了 I-I'm happy just waving my claws,
看着大家惊叹 我可以... just watching them ooh and ah-- I can...
听妈妈的 Listen to your ma.
你有迷人的微笑和气质 You got a winning smile and a winsome way.
你有做明星的潜质 吉米 You got star quality, Jimmy.
上台去 Now you get your ass out there
让他们知道你妈妈为什么那么以你为傲 and you show 'em why your ma is so proud of you.
吉米 Jimmy.
玛姬死了 Maggie's dead.
你想知道是怎么回事吗 You want the details?
艾莎是下一个了 Elsa's next.
就今晚 Tonight.
看来 Looks like...
你这下能过正常生活了 you get a shot at a normal life now.
吉米 Jimmy...
我替你高兴 I'm happy for you.
你们怎么能就这么闯进来 How dare you come in here unannounced.
你们要干什么 What do you want?
你得走了 You need to leave.
-你们说什么呢 -你的小怪物 - What are you babbling about? - Your monsters.
他们一整天都在艾瑟尔的大篷车里 They have been plotting their revenge all day
密谋复仇 in Ethel's caravan.
他们要杀了你 They're gonna kill you.
我凭什么相信你们 Why should I believe you, huh?
我的小怪物们爱我 My monsters love me.
我就像他们的母亲 I'm like their mother.
艾瑟尔给他们的母爱是你遥不可及的 Ethel was more a mother to them than you ever were.
你杀了他们真正的母亲 You murdered their true mother.
-不 -现在大家都知道了 - No. - Everybody knows that now.
那不过是绝望之人的胡言乱语 Rantings of a desperate man.
现在谁是绝望之人了 Who's desperate now?
你看到他们是怎么对他的了 You saw what they did to him.
可我要去哪 But where will I go?
离开这里 Anywhere but here.
你们愿救我 You would save me.
现在我们扯平了 Now we're even.
你来了 There you are.
吉米怎么样了 How's Jimmy doin'?
如果他能来 他也会来的 He'd be here if he could.
是时候了 It's time.
给我 Give me that.
艾瑟尔 Ethel!
去给我们的朋友 Let's get our girl...
讨个公道 some justice.
谢谢你能来 Thank you for coming.
我从不拒绝受困的女士 I never refuse a lady in distress.
我没有受困 I'm not in distress.
但我的确赶时间 But I am in a rush.
我要报告凶杀案 I'd like to report a murder.
谁被杀了 Whose murder?
一个年轻女士 A young lady.
放下 Set it down.
慢点 Slowly.
-我... -退一步 - I... - Take a step back.
手放在我看得到的地方 Keep-keep your hands where I can see 'em.
是我干的 I did it.
送我上电椅吧 Send me to the chair!
你来干什么 What are you doing here?
我来做清点 I'm here to take inventory.
我是你们的新东家了 I'm your new owner.
艾莎呢 Where's Elsa?
她走了 She's gone.
去追寻梦想了 Off to follow her dreams.
艾莎又把我们卖了 Elsa sold us again.
卖了一万现金 For $10,000 in cash.
小数而已 A pittance.
这里的一切 包括你们的合同 Everything here, including your contracts,
都是我的了 belongs to me now.
我要看看我的资产 And I want to see what's mine.
这一直是你的梦想吗 先生 Has it always been a dream of yours, sir?
进入演艺界 To be in show business?
梦想 A dream.
没错 Yes.
现在要实现了 And now it's come true.
我渴了 I'm thirsty.
去给我那杯柠檬水 插根纸吸管 Fetch me a lemonade with a paper straw.
就来 先生 Right away, sir.
准备好了吗 Are you ready?
是的 Yes.
很完美 They're perfect.
我想试试 I want to try them on now.
好 Yes.
还有一只 One more.
你来吧 You do it.
谢谢 Thank you.