Sue!
G'day, mate!
You look absolutely stunning.
Welcome home. Thanks.
Let me get this.
Where's the man from the backwoods?
Oh, God, we got separated at Customs.
He almost started a riot when they wanted to look through his suitcase.
There he is!
So that's Jungle Jim?
New York City, Mr Dundee. Home to seven million people.
That's incredible. Imagine seven million people all wanting to live together.
Yeah, New York must be the friendliest place on Earth.
G'day!
Mick Dundee from Australia. How are you?
I'm fine, how are you? Good.
I'm in town for a couple of days. Probably see you around.
Bye.
Thank you, Gus.
You'll take care of the luggage?
That's it.
Hey. Thanks for the lift, mate. No problem.
What tribe are you, Gus? Tribe? Man, I ain't from no tribe.
You're a black fella, aren't you? Last time I looked.
No one in our tribe's got a flash car like this. You must be doing all right.
Ah, I'll get a cab back to the office. Do you want to eat somewhere special tonight?
Well I thought Tacano's would be nice. Tacano's? 7:30? Great.
Bye. OK. Table for three.
Sir?
No worries.
Well, what do you think?
It's a bit rough, but I'll manage.
Hey, how many of us are staying here?
Just you. I've got my own apartment downtown.
Sorry, Mick Dundee. I didn't catch the name.
Angelo. Pleased to meet you, Angelo.
I got it. Here you go.
Got to pay for the room in advance? You're in my town now, trust me.
Yep. Can I get the direct dialling code for Australia?
You should be comfortable. Everything's here. There's a TV if you get bored.
Ah, television. Yeah, I saw that at Darkie Johnson's place years ago.
Yep, that's what I saw.
Right. OK, thanks.
So, I'm writing down Wally's number and my office number.
Hey, Sue, come here, look at this!
Some nitwit's put two dunnies in here.
One dunny, one bidet.
Bidday?
It's for... after you... you know...
You figure it out.
See you at seven. Yeah.
(LOUD WHISTLE)
For washing your backside, right?