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<font color="#ffffff">Cubicle three, PFO -</font>
<font color="#ffffff">pissed, fell over.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Four, PGT - pissed, got thumped.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Five, PDE - pissed,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">denies everything.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Where are you from?</font><font color="#00ff00"> Leicester.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">No, where are you from?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Sweden(!)</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">India, I reckon.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Not all Pakis come from India,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">though.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Hello. My name's Raj.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">You've got a headache(?)</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Yes, doctor. All day.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Any sickness or drowsiness?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">No.</font><font color="#00ff00"> And how bad is your headache?</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Just pain down the side of my head.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Nagging.</font><font color="#00ff00"> Nagging(?)</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Raj, in 12. Tib and fib.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">This is nothing to worry about.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Take paracetamol and see your GP</font>
<font color="#00ff00">if it's no better in the morning.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">(Silly cow!)</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Ow!</font>
<font color="#00ff00">What appears to be the problem?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Claire!</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Oh, I'm sorry.</font><font color="#ffff00"> I'm RMO today.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You wouldn't hold the bleep</font>
<font color="#ffff00">for a couple of hours, would you?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Sure.</font><font color="#ffff00"> Ta.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Oh, Rajie! I saw this out shopping</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and I knew it'd be right for you.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Let's put it on your tie.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Right.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">When was it that you and she...?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">During my house job.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Bloody hell! A year ago!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">When was the last time you had</font>
<font color="#ffffff">a bit of how's your father?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">A year ago.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Yes! Yes!</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Now, SHE gains a full-scale</font>
<font color="#00ff00">deflection on Raj's babe-ometer.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Babe alert! Casualty. Babe alert!</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Hello. Sprained wrist?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Let me have a look at that for you.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Mm-hm. What's a joint like this</font>
<font color="#00ff00">doing in a nice girl like you?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Claire, 17-year-old lad fell off</font>
<font color="#ffffff">a bridge into a lake. ..Clear.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">His mates took 20 minutes to fish</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">him out. There's no output.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Pillock!</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Find a low-reading thermometer.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Clear.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Rectal temperature's only 25 degrees.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Put the defib away.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">OK, Phil. I want blood gases,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">full blood count, U and Es,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">glucose, amylase, clotting,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">a chest X-ray and a 12-lead ECG.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">James, where's the nearest place</font>
<font color="#00ffff">with access to ECC?</font><font color="#ffffff"> Nowhere within</font>
<font color="#ffffff">30 miles.</font><font color="#00ffff"> OK. He stays with us.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Wrap him up. I'll pass a central</font>
<font color="#00ffff">line and run in warm fluids.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Warm,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">humidified oxygen. Ventilate after.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">It's a different doctor every time</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I come here. Dr Turner</font>
<font color="#ffffff">thinks I'm a medical mystery.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I had this problem in London in '77.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I've noticed this ache.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I'm pleased with your progress,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Miss Climie. Thank you.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">..Discharge back to GP, staff.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You wanted to see me?</font><font color="#00ff00"> Yes, Andrew.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">You're taking too long</font>
<font color="#00ff00">with consultations.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">It's difficult to see people</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in ten minutes.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">The managers tell us</font>
<font color="#00ff00">we can see people in ten minutes,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">so we see them in ten minutes.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Acquainting oneself with the</font>
<font color="#00ff00">patient's background - one minute.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Calling the patient in - as long</font>
<font color="#00ff00">as a minute, if they need help.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Patient going to the examination</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">room to undress - as long</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">as two minutes, if they're infirm.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Examining the patient - two minutes.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Patient dressing - two minutes.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Phoning the lab for an important</font>
<font color="#00ff00">result which hasn't been filed -</font>
<font color="#00ff00">one minute. ..Thank you, staff.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Completion of audit form</font>
<font color="#00ff00">so management can see</font>
<font color="#00ff00">how we're doing - 30 seconds.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Booking new appointment</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and ushering out - 30 seconds.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">How many minutes is that?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Ten.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">The system doesn't allow</font>
<font color="#00ff00">for the most important thing -</font>
<font color="#00ff00">talking to people.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I don't make the rules, Andrew.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Thank you, Dr Turner.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Hey!</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Time for some more adrenaline.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Right,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">that's a quarter of a milligram.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Won't his lungs be full of water</font>
<font color="#ffffff">if he spent 20 minutes drowning?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">The X-ray showed no sign of it.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">A lot of victims don't</font>
<font color="#ffffff">due to laryngeal spasm.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">This lad is a dry drowner.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Forgive the delay. Outpatients</font>
<font color="#00ff00">is overbooked.</font><font color="#00ffff"> Thanks for coming.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">We've got a 17-year-old -</font>
<font color="#00ffff">dry drowning.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Core temperature on arrival of 25.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">He's been in ventricular</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">fibrillation for two hours.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I don't anticipate</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">successful cardioversion until</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">the core temperature is 30 degrees.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Quite.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I suggest we accelerate re-warming.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I try to feed the line into one</font>
<font color="#00ff00">of the paracolic gutters.</font><font color="#00ffff"> Yes.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">The principle is</font>
<font color="#00ff00">that we bathe the abdominal cavity</font>
<font color="#00ff00">in the warmed saline</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">so that the heat is transferred</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to the circulation.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Thank you, sister.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I advise that you change the fluids</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">at intervals of 30 minutes.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yes, Dr Turner.</font><font color="#00ff00"> You do the next one.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">What did you say</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">was his last temperature, staff?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">27.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Good. I'll be in Outpatients.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I think he's changed, you know.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">< Who?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Mick.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">< What's changed about him?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">He thinks it's time to settle down.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">We've set a date in the spring.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">O-oh!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">We can practise</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">you catching the bouquet.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Hardly!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">It's time you had a fella.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">There's no better contraceptive</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">than a child.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">As you know, in A and E,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">we have actively been seeking</font>
<font color="#ffffff">a locum consultant</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">until a permanent appointment</font>
<font color="#ffffff">is made.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">While efforts continue,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the present arrangement will obtain</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">in that the consultant surgeon</font>
<font color="#ffffff">on take will cover A and E.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Surgeons shoulder</font>
<font color="#ffffff">enough responsibility.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">The second item pertains</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to the changes to the</font>
<font color="#ffffff">surgical specialties on-call rota.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">< Now, unfortunately, there aren't</font>
<font color="#ffffff">sufficient funds to finance</font>
<font color="#ffffff">an arrangement for ENT.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">< It has therefore been proposed</font>
<font color="#ffffff">that one of the on-call SHOs</font>
<font color="#ffffff">cross covers.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Physicians doing surgery!</font>
<font color="#ffffff">It's been a long time</font>
<font color="#ffffff">since I heard owt so daft!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">< The vacancy coincides with your</font>
<font color="#ffffff">on-call days, Dr Yates and Dr Turner.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Barry's SHO is Claire Maitland,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a second-year SHO with full MRCP.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">If asked to cover ENT, no doubt</font>
<font color="#00ff00">she could obtain a post elsewhere.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">< And your SHO?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Andrew Collin.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">New to the rotation.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Lucky to gain a place considering</font>
<font color="#00ff00">his mediocre academic background.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I see.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">< Gentlemen.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">This proposition is lunacy.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">To have our junior doctors</font>
<font color="#ffffff">undertraining in one discipline,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">then to give them clinical duties</font>
<font color="#ffffff">in another unrelated discipline,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">with no previous experience,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">with inadequate senior staff cover,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">is a monstrous abdication ></font>
<font color="#ffffff">of our responsibilities.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">This white stuff here is fluid</font>
<font color="#00ff00">around your lung. I need to take it</font>
<font color="#00ff00">off to make your breathing easier.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">DISCREET COUGH</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">See one, do one, teach one. That's</font>
<font color="#ffffff">what they tell you. There isn't</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the time for proper supervision.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">That's not how it should be.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I've heard of junior doctors asking</font>
<font color="#ffffff">patients to talk them through.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">The patient's had it before.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">No, no. If you're not sure, get help.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">And if you can't get help,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">talk to me.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">This is on 24 hours a day.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">All right?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Did you get your wrist slapped?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">What I do with my wrist</font>
<font color="#ffffff">is my business.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Hmm!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">RATTLING ></font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Mrs Trimble! ></font>

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<font color="#ffffff">BELL TINKLES</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I don't believe it!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Look, Mrs Trimble!</font>
<font color="#ffffff">One hand!</font>

138
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<font color="#ffffff">< KNOCKING</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I was hoping to speak to Mr Docherty.</font>

139
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<font color="#ffffff">He's just popped out</font>
<font color="#ffffff">for a few moments.</font>

140
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<font color="#ffffff">He's advising on an urgent case</font>
<font color="#ffffff">at the General.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Mrs Trimble, look! No hands! ></font>

142
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<font color="#ffffff">In your three theatre lists per</font>
<font color="#ffffff">week, er, two general, one urology,</font>

143
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<font color="#ffffff">you perform fewer operations</font>
<font color="#ffffff">than any other of our consultants.</font>

144
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<font color="#ffffff">I can't help feeling that it might</font>
<font color="#ffffff">be a more efficient use of resources</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">to restrict you</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to two lists per week,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">freeing a list for another surgeon.</font>

146
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<font color="#ffffff">I find medicine abounds with lists.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Divisions of the facial nerve,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">er, temporal...</font>

148
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<font color="#ffffff">..zygomatic, er, TZ, er...</font>

149
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<font color="#ffffff">Twelve Zulus buggered my cat.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I'll leave it in your hands,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Mr Docherty.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">They want me out, Mrs Trimble.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Adrian DeVries</font>
<font color="#ffffff">aims to do more vascular surgery.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">He wants my list.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">It'll be a clinic.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Shortly thereafter,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">early retirement beckons.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Oh, Mr Docherty, I AM sorry.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Don't be, Mrs Trimble.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">They haven't got my list yet.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Thanks.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Some bloke in the canteen reckoned</font>
<font color="#ffffff">he'd have had an operation if this</font>
<font color="#ffffff">were a trust hospital. Are we?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Buggered if I know.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I think we are. No. I don't know.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">There's an easy way to tell.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">If you're not, patients wait for</font>
<font color="#ffffff">ages, the nurses are short-staffed</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and doctors work long hours.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">In a trust, patients wait for ages,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">nurses are short-staffed</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and doctors work long hours.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Seems I've dumped on you, Claire.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah. I've accepted three patients</font>
<font color="#00ffff">for you.</font>

165
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<font color="#00ffff">The only one who's here</font>
<font color="#00ffff">is the query temporal arteritis.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">You got the bleep?</font><font color="#00ffff"> Yeah.</font>

166
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<font color="#ffffff">Three-and-a-half hours</font>
<font color="#ffffff">you've been going.</font>

167
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<font color="#00ffff">Continue CPR, please.</font>

168
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<font color="#ffffff">You're occupying the resus room</font>
<font color="#ffffff">while we're open</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to critically-ill patients.</font>

169
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<font color="#00ffff">You know that victims of</font>

170
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<font color="#00ffff">hypothermia are capable of survival</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">after prolonged resuscitation.</font>

172
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<font color="#ffffff">Let's hope that no-one else's</font>
<font color="#ffffff">survival is jeopardised.</font>

173
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<font color="#ffffff">Also, this is taking</font>
<font color="#ffffff">one of my nurses out of circulation.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">All right, then. I'll take over.</font>

175
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<font color="#ffffff">< OK, we could do with an extra pair</font>

176
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<font color="#ffffff">of hands in the plaster room.</font>

177
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<font color="#ffff00">Could you cover your eye, please?</font>

178
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<font color="#ffff00">How many fingers do you see?</font>

179
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<font color="#ffffff">I didn't realise it was so blurred.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">OK.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">FB right eye. Cubicle seven. Thanks.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Julie, 200 milligrams of i.v.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">hydrocortisone stat, please.</font><font color="#ffffff"> OK.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">OK, Mr Gillespie, if you'd</font>
<font color="#00ff00">just like to hop on the bed.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Mr Docherty, consultant.</font>

184
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<font color="#ffffff">Me John Thomas is playing up.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">You know, er, Percy.</font>

185
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<font color="#ffffff">He means his one-eyed trouser snake.</font>

186
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<font color="#ffffff">Me winkle.</font>

187
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<font color="#ffffff">Me meat and two veg.</font>

188
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<font color="#ffffff">His todger. ></font>

189
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<font color="#ffffff">What seems to be the problem,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">my boy?</font><font color="#00ff00"> His catheter's stuck.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">We can't get the balloon to deflate.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">If the catheter is cut</font>
<font color="#ffffff">above the valve, the balloon</font>
<font color="#ffffff">will deflate spontaneously.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">SNIPPING</font>

192
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<font color="#ffffff">OW!</font>

193
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<font color="#ffffff">Ah! Oh, dear me!</font>

194
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<font color="#ffffff">What are you going to do now?</font>

195
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<font color="#ffffff">Don't panic, my boy.</font>

196
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<font color="#ffffff">We'll wheel you to ultrasound,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">wherein we drive a long needle</font>
<font color="#ffffff">through your abdomen</font>

197
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<font color="#ffffff">and, er, pop the balloon inside you.</font>

198
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<font color="#ffffff">A-ah!</font>

199
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<font color="#ffffff">"Ellie-May could not believe that</font>
<font color="#ffffff">those hands, which had guided</font>
<font color="#ffffff">a fighter plane in Vietnam,</font>

200
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<font color="#ffffff">"now were caressing</font>
<font color="#ffffff">her yielding body so sensuously."</font>

201
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<font color="#ffffff">"'Oh, Chuck,' she breathed."</font>

202
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<font color="#00ffff">It's like an oven in here. Carry on.</font>

203
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<font color="#ffffff">It makes me wanna chuck!</font>

204
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<font color="#ffffff">A worker's fallen off scaffolding.</font>

205
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<font color="#ffffff">Multiple injuries.</font>

206
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<font color="#00ffff">I'd like to continue this resus.</font>

207
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<font color="#ffffff">We're gonna need a room this size</font>
<font color="#ffffff">for X-rays.</font>

208
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<font color="#ffffff">We'll want an anaesthetist.</font><font color="#00ffff"> We'll</font>
<font color="#00ffff">move to a cubicle. ..Join me later.</font>

209
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<font color="#ffff00">Do you need a hand?</font><font color="#00ffff"> Thank you.</font>

210
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<font color="#ffffff">Trolley coming through the corridor!</font>

211
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<font color="#ffffff">Mind out.</font>

212
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<font color="#ffffff">OK, first left.</font><font color="#00ffff"> OK.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">OK. G-g-gently!</font><font color="#ffffff"> All right?</font><font color="#ffff00"> OK.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Straight in.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Frank. Mrs Johnstone. Room two.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Transfer her.</font>

216
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<font color="#ffffff">Want a coffee?</font>

217
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<font color="#ffffff">No, I'm gonna have a word.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">SIGHS</font>

219
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<font color="#00ff00">Excuse me.</font>

220
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<font color="#ffffff">I've had Dr Shaver on the phone.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Do you know who that is?</font><font color="#00ff00"> No.</font>

221
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<font color="#ffffff">She's chairperson</font>
<font color="#ffffff">of the local medical committee.</font>

222
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<font color="#ffffff">She's also the GP of the patient</font>
<font color="#ffffff">you told to go home.</font>

223
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<font color="#ffffff">She's back in today</font>
<font color="#ffffff">with temporal arteritis.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">What are you playing at, boy?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Dr Shaver also phoned me, Adrian,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">in my capacity as consultant</font>
<font color="#ffffff">in charge of A and E at the time.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Raj, my understanding is that</font>
<font color="#ffffff">you were only given a vague history</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">when you had a number</font>
<font color="#ffffff">of pressing clinical duties.</font>

227
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<font color="#ffffff">I suggest that you and I meet</font>
<font color="#ffffff">in private to discuss the lessons</font>
<font color="#ffffff">that can be learned.</font><font color="#00ff00"> Yes.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Thanks, Mr Docherty.</font>

229
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<font color="#ffffff">I hope that's not him off the hook.</font>

230
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<font color="#ffffff">Ruth Shaver has warned...</font>

231
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<font color="#ffffff">She's a profoundly silly woman.</font>

232
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<font color="#ffffff">You might care to remind her that</font>
<font color="#ffffff">by informing you of this case,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">because of a close acquaintance,</font>

233
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<font color="#ffffff">when you have no direct involvement,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">constitutes a breach of confidence.</font>

234
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<font color="#ffffff">If I hear of any further discussion</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the matter will be referred</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to the General Medical Council.</font>

235
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<font color="#ffffff">Trolley coming through!</font>

236
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<font color="#ffffff">My patient.</font>

237
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<font color="#ffffff">Raj, it is mandatory that you</font>

238
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<font color="#ffffff">take a complete history and perform</font>

239
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<font color="#ffffff">the appropriate clinical examination</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">if you are to make the diagnosis</font>
<font color="#ffffff">of temporal arteritis.</font>

241
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<font color="#ffffff">If untreated, Raj, the result</font>
<font color="#ffffff">can be permanent blindness.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Yes, Mr Docherty. I'm sorry.</font>

242
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<font color="#00ff00">Yes, I agree, Sir Maurice. It's</font>
<font color="#00ff00">probably nothing to worry about.</font>

243
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<font color="#00ff00">Perhaps it would be reassuring for</font>

244
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<font color="#00ff00">all if I were to see Her Ladyship</font>

245
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<font color="#00ff00">at my rooms. ..My pleasure.</font>

246
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<font color="#00ff00">Do we have the chest X-ray?</font>

247
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<font color="#ffffff">Yes, Dr Turner.</font>

248
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<font color="#ffffff">His sodium is 123.</font>

249
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<font color="#ffffff">Hyponatraemia might be</font>
<font color="#ffffff">due to inappropriate ADH secretion.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">It might be due to...</font><font color="#00ff00"> Mitotic lesion.</font>

250
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<font color="#00ff00">Let's see what's thrown up</font>
<font color="#00ff00">in the pleural aspirate.</font><font color="#ffff00"> We should</font>
<font color="#ffff00">check plasma and urine osmoloties.</font>

251
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<font color="#00ff00">Was that you having a knock</font>

252
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<font color="#00ff00">in the nets at the medical school?</font>

253
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<font color="#ffffff">Could have been.</font><font color="#00ff00"> Use your feet more.</font>

254
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<font color="#00ff00">I should talk.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I was more of a bowler, really.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Medium pace over the wicket.</font>

255
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<font color="#00ff00">Now, it's more</font>
<font color="#00ff00">snail's pace over the hill.</font>

256
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<font color="#ffffff">If we get the weather again,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the consultants could take on</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the juniors.</font><font color="#00ff00"> Marvellous idea!</font>

257
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<font color="#00ff00">Do you play the beautiful game?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">No, I never really...</font><font color="#00ff00"> Never mind.</font>

258
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<font color="#00ff00">Do you smoke, sir?</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, no, no! I gave up this morning.</font>

259
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<font color="#00ff00">But you've been losing weight?</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I think I have.</font>

260
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<font color="#00ff00">Don't forget to culture for</font>

261
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<font color="#00ff00">tubercle. The most likely pathology</font>

262
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<font color="#00ff00">is neoplastic.</font><font color="#ffffff"> What's the verdict?</font>

263
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<font color="#00ff00">Er, we're doing some more tests,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">sir, and we'll have</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a good idea soon. Good man.</font>

264
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<font color="#00ff00">That's all, isn't it, today?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Actually, Andrew, I want a word.</font>

265
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<font color="#00ff00">I've been asked to inform you</font>
<font color="#00ff00">that, when you're on call,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">you've to cover ENT.</font>

266
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<font color="#ffff00">On top of the fact that as RMO</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I'm busy enough,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I've never done any ENT.</font>

267
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<font color="#00ff00">Reluctance to accept responsibility</font>
<font color="#00ff00">does not dispose one's seniors</font>
<font color="#00ff00">towards providing a reference.</font>

268
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<font color="#ffff00">But I am NOT trained for it!</font>

269
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<font color="#00ff00">No-one wants to have the reputation</font>

270
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<font color="#00ff00">as a troublemaker.</font>

271
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<font color="#ffff00">There's a line been drawn for me.</font>

272
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<font color="#ffff00">Cross it one more time and there'll</font>
<font color="#ffff00">be a poster in every hospital</font>
<font color="#ffff00">saying "Do not employ this man."</font>

273
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<font color="#ffffff">BLEEPER</font>

274
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<font color="#ffff00">This is Dr Collin. ..Oh, hi, Alison.</font>

275
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<font color="#ffff00">No, I'm on take tonight.</font>

276
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<font color="#ffff00">Well, I think I DID tell you.</font>

277
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<font color="#ffff00">It's not gonna make any difference.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Just hang on.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Can you do a form for</font>
<font color="#ffffff">this MSU? Is that your wife?</font><font color="#ffff00"> Yeah.</font>

278
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<font color="#ffff00">She's concerned I'm not showing</font>
<font color="#ffff00">commitment to church activities.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Fascinating(!)</font>

279
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<font color="#ffffff">"His hand unbuttoned her blouse</font>
<font color="#ffffff">which clung to her ripe breasts.</font>

280
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<font color="#ffffff">"'I don't care</font>
<font color="#ffffff">about your flashbacks,' she husked.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">'Take me now.'"</font>

281
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<font color="#ffffff">Dr Maitland?</font><font color="#00ffff"> Yes.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Are you aware Dr</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Yates's clinic started an hour ago?</font>

282
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<font color="#ffffff">Hand this case to another doctor</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and attend.</font><font color="#00ffff"> I think doctors on call</font>
<font color="#00ffff">for emergencies should be excused.</font>

283
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<font color="#00ffff">I can't be in two places.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Without</font>
<font color="#ffffff">you, patients will be kept waiting.</font>

284
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<font color="#ffffff">< As you well know, we are committed</font>

285
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<font color="#ffffff">to seeing patients within</font>

286
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<font color="#ffffff">15 minutes of their appointed time.</font>

287
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<font color="#00ffff">I'm committed here.</font>

288
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<font color="#ffffff">30.2.</font>

289
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<font color="#ffffff">Yes!</font>

290
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<font color="#ffffff">Clear.</font>

291
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<font color="#00ffff">Nothing.</font>

292
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<font color="#ffffff">We'll cook him.</font><font color="#00ffff"> Continue re-warming</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and shock every half-an-hour?</font>

293
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<font color="#ffffff">Yeah, sounds sensible to me.</font>

294
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<font color="#00ff00">I'm afraid I've arranged to see</font>
<font color="#00ff00">one of my private patients.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I'm on my mobile.</font>

295
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<font color="#00ff00">I'm told the family</font>
<font color="#00ff00">have been tracked down. I've just</font>
<font color="#00ff00">enough time to speak to them.</font>

296
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<font color="#00ff00">Now, you can hand over</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to the on-call team.</font>

297
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<font color="#00ffff">Thanks, Dr Turner.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Do you hand</font>
<font color="#ffffff">over to first or second on?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">We're staying.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Of course we are.</font>

298
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<font color="#00ff00">At low temperatures,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the heart is unresponsive to drugs</font>
<font color="#00ff00">or electrical stimulation.</font>

299
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<font color="#00ff00">We give supportive treatment first.</font>

300
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<font color="#ffffff">After being like this,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">isn't there a risk of brain damage?</font>

301
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<font color="#00ff00">Hypothermia results in a low</font>
<font color="#00ff00">metabolic demand. The likelihood</font>
<font color="#00ff00">of lasting damage is reduced.</font>

302
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<font color="#00ff00">We can't say how things will go.</font>

303
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<font color="#ffffff">It's too early.</font>

304
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<font color="#ffffff">We understand. Thank you SO much</font>

305
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:33,400
<font color="#ffffff">for everything you're doing.</font>

306
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<font color="#00ff00">That's what we're here for.</font>

307
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:42,960
<font color="#ffff00">How are your eyes now?</font>
<font color="#ffffff">No problem at all.</font><font color="#ffff00"> Good.</font>

308
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<font color="#ffff00">Alf, I thought I might</font>
<font color="#ffff00">have a quick word.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Fire away, doc.</font>

309
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<font color="#ffff00">Sorry we didn't get a chance</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to talk earlier. Never do.</font>

310
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<font color="#ffff00">Someone reminds you that every</font>
<font color="#ffff00">minute you spend with one patient</font>
<font color="#ffff00">keeps another waiting.</font><font color="#ffffff"> Don't worry.</font>

311
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<font color="#ffffff">I know.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Just as I knew that first doctor</font>
<font color="#ffffff">put the needle in the wrong side.</font>

312
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<font color="#ffffff">Well, he'd been up all night.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">He seemed a decent enough fella</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and I didn't want to cause trouble.</font>

313
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<font color="#ffff00">I just wanted to confirm what</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you suspect. The most likely cause</font>
<font color="#ffff00">of your problems is lung cancer.</font>

314
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<font color="#ffffff">I thought so.</font><font color="#ffff00"> But there's a chance</font>
<font color="#ffff00">it could be something else. There's</font>
<font color="#ffff00">some tests need to be done.</font><font color="#ffffff"> OK, son.</font>

315
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<font color="#ffff00">OK, I'll see you, Alf.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I'll see you, doc.</font>

316
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<font color="#ffffff">Ah, just the, er...</font>

317
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:43,160
<font color="#ffffff">My secretary passed on your letter</font>
<font color="#ffffff">regarding your application</font>
<font color="#ffffff">for the, er...</font>

318
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:49,320
<font color="#ffffff">Still, I'd be happy to provide you</font>
<font color="#ffffff">with a reference.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Thank you, Mr Docherty.</font>

319
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:56,400
<font color="#ffffff">Keep it to yourself, my boy.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Otherwise all the no-hopers</font>
<font color="#ffffff">will be beating a path to my door.</font>

320
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,960
<font color="#00ffff">Dr Yates!</font>
<font color="#00ffff">You're not on tonight are you?</font>

321
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:11,480
<font color="#ffffff">If my SHO can find something to do</font>
<font color="#ffffff">when she should be at home,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I'm sure I can.</font>

322
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:17,360
<font color="#ffffff">I'll bet Turner won't mind</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the old buffer looking in.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">What's his temperature?</font>

323
00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:19,760
<font color="#ffffff">Er, 33, wasn't it?</font>

324
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:23,640
<font color="#00ffff">200.</font><font color="#ffffff"> OK. Clear. ..Clear.</font>

325
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:31,080
<font color="#ffffff">When are the interviews for that</font>
<font color="#ffffff">registrar's post at the General?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I didn't apply for it.</font>

326
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:36,120
<font color="#ffffff">Graham Turner seemed convinced</font>
<font color="#ffffff">you'd dance it.</font><font color="#00ffff"> More long hours,</font>

327
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:43,600
<font color="#00ffff">some poxy research project of</font>
<font color="#00ffff">no importance whatsoever. There's</font>
<font color="#00ffff">no climbing out of this cesspit.</font>

328
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:50,680
<font color="#ffffff">Aye, you'll find that as you climb</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the ladder all that changes is</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the droppings from above get warmer.</font>

329
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:54,760
<font color="#ffffff">BLEEPER</font>

330
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:54,760
<font color="#ffffff">Excuse me.</font>

331
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:13,520
<font color="#ffffff">He's been dead for ten hours.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">His temperature's normal.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Can we move on?</font>

332
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:20,640
<font color="#00ffff">If that's what YOU think, call off</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the resuscitation. Sign your name.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">It's not my responsibility.</font><font color="#00ffff"> Exactly.</font>

333
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:26,360
<font color="#00ffff">It's easy to make decisions when</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you don't have to carry the can.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I do!</font>

334
00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:30,240
<font color="#ffffff">Maybe we should think about it.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">We carry on!</font>

335
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,840
<font color="#ffffff">Hold it! Sinus brady.</font>

336
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:48,800
<font color="#ffffff">Good output on that.</font>

337
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:48,800
<font color="#ffffff">Time for the old buffer</font>

338
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:48,800
<font color="#ffffff">to fade away.</font>

339
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:53,600
<font color="#ffffff">Our lad's trying to breathe</font>
<font color="#ffffff">on his own now.</font>

340
00:27:53,600 --> 00:28:01,160
<font color="#00ffff">Best see if there's an ITU bed</font>
<font color="#00ffff">anyway, just in case.</font><font color="#ffffff"> You must</font>
<font color="#ffffff">be joking. It's full of Bosnians!</font>

341
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:04,480
<font color="#ffffff">We've been working hard</font>
<font color="#ffffff">for hours...</font>

342
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:10,520
<font color="#ffffff">I'm meeting the lads for a drink.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">You're welcome to come.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Maybe next time.</font>

343
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:15,000
<font color="#ffffff">< He's gonna be all right?</font>

344
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:15,000
<font color="#ffffff">Yes, he'll pull through. ></font>

345
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,720
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, thank you!</font>

346
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,720
<font color="#ffffff">It's part of the job.</font>

347
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,240
<font color="#00ffff">Actually, James, maybe I will.</font>

348
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:07,400
<font color="#ffffff">Subtitles by Linda Singh</font>
<font color="#ffffff">BBC Scotland 1995</font>


