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十五分钟之后，打开烤箱

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就会有一个松软的蛋糕

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什么鬼？

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蛋糕不应该这样的

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所以，我就当回名侦探柯南

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真相只有一个

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制作助理Calvin忘了开开关

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蠢逼，我是说……

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更多关于制作蛋糕和巧克力酱

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请继续关注Honey Garrett的《烹饪时光》

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咔

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Calvin，你最好现在就跑，我要杀了你这狗日的

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我现在就去拿搅拌器，塞进你菊花

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搅拌，搅拌，搅拌直到你口吐白沫

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Honey，我不能炒他，他是CEO的侄子

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老子他妈才不管他是不是CEO的侄子

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我要炒了他那没用的屁股，你听见没？

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Honey，我来得不是时候？

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Maggie，我的乖乖

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你来参观我们这个小节目简直蓬荜生光

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我知道你在忙，所以不想占用你太多的时间

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让我介绍，Wood Burns

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我们见过面

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他在这里做什么？

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Wood是一家运动服装公司的老板

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Sporting Wood

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给努力工作、运动或者啪啪啪的你

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我们正在做一些广告和促销

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我想他的一些模特儿可以在你的厨房里当助手

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哦哦，呼呼，汪汪汪

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是的，我一直在寻找各种方法去调剂我的节目

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而且我也不是吃素的

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所以我不会介意有块靓肉饼在我的厨房

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我很高兴，你很适合做一些表面的改变

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你的收视率有点老龄化和女性化

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所以我们要吸引更多的年轻男性观众

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我觉得你的新副厨Julia是解决方法

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我是你的忠实粉丝

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我的乖乖，看看小Julia，你是多么口爱，谢谢

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马上滚粗

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不，不，不，Maggie

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我没时间一边烹饪一边拍《彗星美人》

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“我是你的脑残粉”

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是啊，你就是脑残

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还不滚粗？

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噢噢，我很难过

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我同意的唯一原因

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把这些汽水动脉堵塞
黃油和2型糖尿病放在我的节目

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是因为你有一堆胖的脑残粉

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我随时都可以赶他们走

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想象一下这个节目的标题

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“Honey Garrett的作死@科普频道”

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有点意思，Honey

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脏逼熊，我们走吧

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你好，Honey，很高兴见到你

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其实不是因为我看不起你，我们需要谈一下

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我日，你们出现得正是时候，三只小熊

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你还没甩掉他吗？

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好吧，让我们来说正事

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Honey，我保证不会占用你太多时间

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我正在调查Dickie Calloway被杀的事

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我曾经看到你们在Nelson&Todd的婚礼上打闹

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卧槽尼玛戈壁

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别再来问我了

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你们知不知道我是花了多长时间才回复过来

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你们玷污了我的名声

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鲁莽地指着我，当我是杀人凶手

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我觉得你有点夸张

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靠，我夸张？

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这个人的演绎风格使《亲爱的妈咪》
里的Faye Dunaway的演技也失色

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Honey，嗨

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如果你跟我们解释
你和Dickie为什么在我们的婚礼上吵架

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我们马上就走，我保证

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好吧，Dickie最近上了我的节目，不过是来捣乱的

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哇，我要说真话了

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这种红酒烩牛肉，就是有点干

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你觉得我的牛肉有点干？

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就是

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如果你煮久了就会变干，甜豌豆

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是不是啊，Honey？邦邦

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欢迎今天的嘉宾，Dickie

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我们等下回来

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让这些呼声继续

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烹饪失败

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咔

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无意冒犯

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我的牛肉一点也不干

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你个扑街

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胡须佬

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长得就像一个哥伦比亚种豆的农夫

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屌你老母

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操你妈逼

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你很性感，对不？

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当然我只是生气

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但我不会去杀人来破坏我的节目

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那不是你，会是谁？

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谁？谁？谁？

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我们在模仿猫头鹰，对不？

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Eduardo是其中一个送香槟给Dickie的人

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你的新男友？

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前男友

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原来Eduardo不是我想象中的那种人

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Eduardo Mi Amore

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Honey

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他为什么会狠Dickie？

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我怎么会知道，没奶油

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凶手一定是某种不现实的疯子

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好像这里有一个

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什么？怎么这么说我？

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因为你要嫁给Nelson

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到底是有多蠢的傻逼才会嫁给他？

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你是被虐狂？

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现在，如果你能原谅我

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我好像做了一个不错的选择，和一个Wood的模特儿

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我猜，香肠一定烤得不错

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如果你明白我的意思

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我好饥