看起来不错，但是我妈妈需要做多少甜点呢？ It Iooked good , but how many desserts does my mother need to make?
我不知道。我觉得卡尔什么都有。 I don't know. I think Carl had one of everything though.
我觉得乔和卡尔想结婚。 I think Jo and Carl want to get married .
是啊，看起来他们真的很爱对方。 Yeah , it seems that they really love each other.
-噢，我想他们相爱了。你不?-是的。 -Oh, I think they're in love. Don't you? -Yeah .
只是有时候从外面很难看出来。 It's just hard to tell sometimes from the outside.
我想我妈妈会希望他们结婚的。 I think my mother would Iove for them to get married .
你在开玩笑吧？她可能有电话号码 Are you kidding? She's probably got the number
餐饮大厅的快速拨号。 of the catering hall on speed dial.
谢谢你这么晚还在外面。 Thanks for staying out so Iate.
感恩节快乐。 Happy Thanksgiving .
(狗叫声) [dog barking]
我爱你。 I Iove you.
你穿着我最喜欢的西装。 You're wearing my fav0rite suit.
我今天就是起不来。我不知道我怎么了。 I just can't wake up today. I don't know what's wrong with me.
你睡得好吗？ You have a good sleep?
-你明白吗?-嗯。 -You okay? -Mm-hmm .
今晚的事我很抱歉。我真的要去参加这个活动。 I'm sorry about tonight. I've really got to go to this thing .
没关系。 It's okay.
明天你想在城里吃晚饭吗？ Do you want to have dinner in the city tomorrow?
-是的。-好的。 -Yeah. -Okay.
怎么啦？ What?
这该死的车又出毛病了。 [man] The damn car's acting up again.
我一打开暖气，它就开始响了。 It starts knocking when l turn the heater on.
你为什么不去检查一下？ Why don't you get it checked?
肯尼说这没什么问题。 Kenny said there was nothing wrong with it.
你就不该买一辆二手车。 [woman] You never should've bought a used car.
它总是发出敲击声。 It's always made that knocking sound .
它应该发出那种声音吗？ Is it supposed to make that sound?
当然不是。他们起床了吗？ Of course not. Are they up yet?
乔说她想早点起床。 [woman] Jo said she wanted to get up early.
以我对她的了解，她可能会睡一整天。 Knowing her, she'II probably sleep all day.
啊，该死！ Ah , shit!
-[男子惊呼]-[喃喃自语] -[man exclaiming] -[mutters]
(呻吟) [moans]
为什么? Why?
你怎么起得这么早？ Why are you up s0 early?
爸妈在厨房里搞得太他妈吵了。 Mom and Dad are making so much fucking noise in the kitchen.
-[呻吟声]-[物体碰撞声] -[moans] -[objects clattering]
他们在做什么？ What are they d0ing?
我们要叫醒那两个吗？ [man] Should we wake those two up?
-[磨机器]-我们要叫醒那两个吗？ -[machine grinding] -Should we wake those two up?
-我听不见！-我们要叫醒那两个吗？ -I can't hear you ! -Should we wake those two up?
好吧，如果他们想进城，他们就该站起来。 Well, if they ever want to get into the city, they should get up.
(真空的嗡嗡声) [vacuum humming]
（呻吟）嘿，乔？我们最好不要。 [moans] Hey, Jo? We'd better not.
是的，我们最好不要。 Yeah, we'd better not.
你知道的，家里的规矩什么的。 Um , you know, house rules and all.
(对象卡嗒卡嗒响) [objects clattering]
哦，嗯…嗯。你睡得好吗？ Ooh, um . . . Hmm . Did you sleep well?
哼唱旋律。我不喜欢没有你的睡眠。 Hmm-mm . I don't Iike sleeping without you.
是的，好吧， Yeah , well,
你妈妈说得很清楚，我们不应该… your mother made it very clear that we shouldn't, uh...
她以为我们在家是干什么的？ What does she think we do back home?
-你知道吗?——(呻吟) -You know? -[moans]
约瑟芬! Josephine!
早上好，马龙夫人。 Morning , Mrs. Malone.
哦,卡尔。你睡得好吗？ Oh, Carl. Did you sleep well?
是。我昨晚睡得很好，谢谢你。 Yes. I had a wonderful night's sleep, thank you .
哦，很好，很好。 Oh, good , good .
什么东西闻起来这么香？ Uh, what is it that smells so incredible?
哦，我只是在做一点早餐 Oh, I was just making a Iittle breakfast -
熏肉加鸡蛋，香肠，煎饼，随你喜欢。 bacon and eggs, sausage, pancakes, whatever you'd like.
百胜。——[笑] -Yum . -[both chuckle]
来吧，乔。醒醒！汤开了！ Come on, Jo. Wake up ! S0up's on !
你要来点Entenmann的吗？ Would you Iike some Entenmann's?
这个蛋糕我们卖得很便宜。 We got a really good price 0n this cake.
一切都是二比一。 Everything was two-f0r-one.
是的。我是说，那是笔大买卖。 Yeah. I mean , it was some sale.
开始吧。 Here we go.
来点肉桂榛果圈怎么样？ How about some cinnamon filbert ring , huh?
嗯，我不想那样。 Mm , I don't want that.
我早餐一般不吃这么多。 I don't normally eat this much for breakfast.
你为什么……你为什么要把这玩意戴在头发上？为什么? Why do you. . . Why do you put this junk in your hair, huh? Why?
丽塔，这是很棒的肉桂榛子饼。 This is an excellent cinnamon filbert ring , Rita.
你至少要在出门前把这乱糟糟的地方梳理一下吧？ Are you at Ieast going to comb this mess before you go outside?
-Hmm-mm。-我看卡尔觉得没必要 -Hmm-mm . -I see Carl doesn't find it necessary
污损自己。 to deface himself.
-卡尔，让妈妈看看你的乳头。——(咳嗽) -Carl, show Mom your nipples. -[coughs]
-（笑）-吃完你的早餐。 -[laughing] -Finish your breakfast.
我完成了。 I'm done.
你穿那条小裙子了吗？你会被冻死的。 Are you wearing that Iittle skirt? You'll freeze to death.
爸爸，开车送我们去火车站！ Dad , drive us to the train station !
[丽塔]试着帮帮她，卡尔。 [Rita] Try to help her, Carl.
-嗨，爸爸。-嘿，孩子。什么风把你吹来了？ -Hiya, Dad . -Hey, kid . What brings you here?
我得跟妈妈说点事。 I got to talk to Mom about s0mething .
-正好赶上吃早饭。-哦，我不饿。 -Just in time for breakfast. -Oh, l'm not hungry.
-早上好，亲爱的。-早上好。 -Good morning , my darling . -Good morning .
-你好吗？我很好。你好吗，马龙小姐？ -How are you? -I'm good . How you doin', Miss Malone?
哦，好吧。 Oh , fine.
我们应该把这个拿给懂的人看。 We should show this to someone who would understand it.
等一下。我不想把这事闹大。 Wait a minute. l don't want to make a big deal out of this.
-谁知道这是什么。-啊，别担心。 -Who knows what this is. -Ah , don't worry.
我们要把它留在家里。 We'II keep it in the family.
“最亲爱的，请接受我的爱和忠诚的象征。 "Dearest, please accept this token of my Iove and devotion.
我很感激我们所拥有的，但我想要的更多。 I'm grateful for what we have, but l want so much more.
总之，我完全需要你。 In short, I want you entirely.
正如安德鲁·马维尔所写的那样， AIas, as Andrew Marvell wrote,
因此，我们之间的爱 'Therefore, the love which us doth bind
但命运却忌妒地拒绝 but fate so enviously debars
是心灵的结合和星星的对立。” is the conjunction of the mind and opposition of the stars.'
永远爱你，桑迪。” Love forever, Sandy."
[丽塔]卡尔，你是个非常聪明的年轻人。这是什么？ [Rita] Carl , you're a very smart young man . What is this?
我不懂诗。 I don't understand poetry.
安德鲁·马维尔是17世纪的诗人， Well, Andrew Marvell was a 1 7th-century poet,
莎士比亚的前身 a predecessor of Shakespeare's,
伊丽莎白时代的玄学诗人之一。 one of the EIizabethan metaphysical poets.
这首诗…… This poem ...
基本上，这首诗是这么说的 Basically, the poem says that
爱把我们联系在一起，我们就像，完全同步， Iove binds us together and we're Iike, totally in sync,
但这是一种拖累，因为环境把我们分开了。 but it's a drag because circumstances keep us apart.
-你觉得这是写给路易的吗？-不。我是说，我希望不是。 -Do you think this was written to Louis? -No. l mean , l hope not.
-你知道桑迪是谁吗？不，我不知道。 -Do you know who Sandy is? -No, I have no idea.
卡尔，这不会是梭鱼的留言吧 Carl, couldn't this be a note from a barracuda
谁会跟已婚男人搞婚外情？ who was having an affair with a married man?
-我…-我们不知道这是写给谁的。 -I . . . -We don't know who this was written to.
艾丽莎，你应该打电话给路易。 EIiza, you should call Louis.
我应该打电话问他这是怎么回事。 I should just call him and ask him what this is.
[丽塔]不，不。 [Rita] No, no.
我觉得这不是个好主意。 I don't think that's a smart idea.
-为什么不呢?-打电话时很容易撒谎。 -Why not? -It's very easy to lie on the phone.
看，你看不到眼睛。 See, you can't see the eyes.
眼睛总是出卖你。 The eyes always give y0u away.
-那我该怎么办？- l显示 -So what should l do? -l suggest
我们开车送你进城，你和他当面谈谈。 that we drive you into the city and you talk to him face to face.
[Jo]嗯，你确定这是个好主意吗？ [Jo] Um , are you sure this is such a good idea?
这不是我能决定的。 [scoffs] It's not up to me.
艾丽莎，你觉得呢？ EIiza, what do you think?
[丽塔]卡尔，你为什么不坐在前面呢？ [Rita] Carl, why don't you sit in the front?
你这么高，后面会被压扁的。 You're so tall , you'II get all squished back there.
-我很好，但是谢谢你，丽塔。-当然。 -I'II be fine, but thank you, Rita. -Sure.
[乔]看看这些丑陋的建筑。 [Jo] Look at these hideous buildings.
建筑已死。 Architecture is dead .
建筑师们已经无计可施了。都是参考资料。 The architects have run out of ideas. lt's all references.
欧洲人可能是帝国主义者，但他们知道如何建造建筑。 The Europeans may have been lmperialists, but they knew how to make a building .
你们知道吗？ You know what, you guys?
一切都很好-我是说，我和路易之间很好 Things are fine - l mean , they're great - between me and Louis,
你知道，在…在每个部门。 you know, in . . . in every department.
-一切都好。-我知道，我知道，亲爱的当然可以。 -Everything is fine. -I know, I know, honey. Of course.
乔，还记得你的小朋友维尼·图西罗吗？ Oh, Jo, you remember your Iittle friend Vinnie Tucillo?
嗯，是的。 Uh , yeah.
奥康纳夫人告诉我他刚被送进监狱。 Well, Mrs. O'Connor told me he was just sent to jail.
怎么花了这么久？ What took so I0ng?
你听说安德鲁斯先生和一个十年级学生有外遇了吗？ Did you hear about Mr. Andrews having an affair with a tenth-grader?
他们解雇了他。我是说，这是丑闻。 They fired him . I mean, it was some scandal.
你知道我妈妈负责社团页面吗 Did you know my mom writes the society page
为鹿园< b> Pennysaver？ for the Deer Park Pennysaver?
-真的?-不。 -Really? -No.
而且，我是说，他在一家出版公司工作。 Also, l mean , he works for a publishing company.
他有别人的手稿， You know, he's got other people's manuscripts,
他的公文包里都是东西。 all kinds of stuff in his briefcase.
那张纸条可能属于任何人。 That note could've belonged t0 anyone.
-[轮胎的尖叫声]-吉姆，小心！ -[tires screech] -Jim , watch out!
-那辆卡车，白痴！-他离我远着呢。 -That truck, idiot! -He's nowhere near me.
-你们今天要做什么？购物。 -So what are you guys gonna do today? -Shopping .
我在想我们去看看库珀休伊特的荷兰现代主义展。 I was thinking we'd check out the Dutch modernism show at the Cooper-Hewitt.
-你们要留在密歇根吗？-是的。 -Are you guys gonna stay in Michigan? -Yeah .
是的，目前是这样。卡尔找到了一份好工作。 Yeah, for now. Carl's got this great job.
不，这只是建筑工程。薪水很高，所以… No, it's just construction work. The pay's really good , so...
卡尔，把你的小说告诉爸爸妈妈。各位，卡尔写了本小说。 Carl, tell Mom and Dad about your novel. Carl wrote a novel , everyone.
太棒了。太远了。lt的辉煌。 It's great. lt's just far-out. lt's brilliant.
我觉得你父母不想听我的小说。 I don't think your parents want to hear about my novel.
爸爸妈妈，你们想听听卡尔的小说吗？ Mom and Dad , do you want to hear about Carl's novel?
-哦，是的。当然,卡尔。-嗯，丽塔， -Oh, yeah . Sure, Carl. -Well , uh , Rita,
这是一个关于当代世界精神生存的寓言。 it's an allegory about spiritual survival in the contemporary world .
主角就是这个怪胎。 The main character is this freak of nature.
他是一个没有正常脑袋的人。 He's this man who doesn't have a normal head .
-他生来就长着一个狗头。-狗头？ -He was born with a dog's head . -A dog's head?
是的。你知道，有点像一个奇幻的故事。 Yeah . You know, sort of a fantastical story.
-就像寓言一样。-是的，就像大师和玛格丽塔或。<我>。 -It's like a fable. -Yeah, Iike Master and Margarita or. . .
<我>动物农场。 -对，没错。非常Kafka-esque。 -Animal Farm. -Yeah, exactly. Very Kafka-esque.
卡尔，我不是受过教育的女人。 Carl, I'm not an educated woman.
-这是成人版的苏斯博士，妈妈。-哦。哦,是的。 -It's Dr. Seuss for adults, Mom . -Oh. Oh, yeah.
所以书里的其他人都是正常的，除了那个长着狗头的人， So everybody else in the book is normal except the man with the dog's head ,
-谁真的只想要-什么狗？ -who really only wants - -What kind of dog?
-爸，这不重要。-不,没有。不，不，不。……很重要。 -Dad , it's not important. -No, no. No, no, no. It is important.
事实上，这是非常重要的。这是一只德国短毛指示犬。 Actually, that's very important. It's a German Shorthaired Pointer.
你看，它是一个指针，这一点特别重要 You see, it's actually especially important that it's a pointer
因为这是一个至关重要的隐喻，因为在书中，他有点…… because that's a crucial metaphor, because in the book, he's sort of a...
他是个有远见的人，知道吗？你知道的，指明救赎之路？ He's sort of a visionary, you know? You know, pointing the way to salvation?
乔喜欢狗。 Jo Ioves d0gs.
还记得胡椒吗?我们不得不让她睡着。 Remember Pepper? We had to put her to sleep.
妈妈。 Mother...
（清喉咙）那么，那个带着狗头的男人， [clears throat] So, uh, the man with the dog's head ,
他一生都被当做怪胎对待， who has been treated like a freak all of his life,
被那些利用他的人发现 get discovered by these people who exploit him
让他参加每天的电视谈话节目 by putting him on every daytime talk show on TV.
但是那个长着狗脑袋的人意识到他已经得到了整个国家的关注， But the man with the dog's head realizes he's got the ear of the entire nation,
所以他开始告诉人们他的真实想法。 so he starts to tell people what he really thinks.
他开始批判社会。他开始谈论 He starts to criticize society. He starts to talk about
多么粗鲁，多么无情。 how crass it is, how unfeeling .
当人们开始回应他的信息时， And as people start to, you know, respond to his message,
他的追随者越来越多 he develops this following , which just gets bigger and bigger
直到他成为有远见卓识的领袖 until he's this huge visionary Ieader.
[丽塔]哦，你是说他会说话， [Rita] Oh, you mean Iike he can talk,
-就像一个人。-嗯，是的。 -just Iike a person. -Well , yeah.
他各方面都很正常，除了他的狗头。 He's normal in every way except for, you know, the dog's head .
啊。你会怎么做呢？ Ah. Now, how would you do that?
-妈妈，这是本书，不是电影。卡尔, -Mom , it's a book, it isn't a movie. -Carl ,
-你是怎么想到这些东西的？—妈妈…… -how do you think up this stuff? -Mother...
-[引擎哗啦声]-该死的！ -[engine clattering] -Goddamn it!
-那是什么鬼东西？-是什么引起的，爸爸？ -[EIiza] What the hell is that? -[Jo] What's causing it, Dad?
我不知道。我想这和暖气有关。 I don't know. l think it's got something to do with the heater.
我告诉过你把车开到肯尼。 I told you to bring the car int0 Kenny.
[吉姆]是的。 [Jim] I did .
它没有敲他。 It didn't knock f0r him .
路易的父亲有个情妇。 Louis's father had a mistress.
路易一点也不像他父亲 Louis is nothing Iike his father.
感谢上帝。但话说回来，谁知道呢？ Well , thank God . But then again , who knows?
他们说这通常是遗传的。——(模糊) -They say it's often inherited . -[indistinct]
我无法想象路易会做那样的事，妈妈。 I just can't see Louis doing anything like that, Mom .
他不是那样的人。 He's not like that.
他最好别这样。 Well, he'd better not be.
我要去趟洗手间。 I'm gonna go to the bathroom .
他现在修不了，但如果我们不把暖气打开，就会没事的。 He can't fix it now, but we'll be all right if we don't turn the heater on.
不热吗? No heat?
现在你庆幸你穿了那条小裙子吗？ Now are you glad you wore that little skirt?
(轮胎尖叫) [tires squeal]
(喇叭鸣响) [horn honks]
好的，爸爸，在公园街右转。你听到她说的了吗？ -[EIiza] Okay, Dad , make a right on Park. -[Rita] Did you hear her?
我听到了，好吗？ I heard her, okay?
你在后面冷吗？ Are you cold back there?
-不。-真的? -No. -Really?
- l是寒冷的。-我们快到了，妈妈。 -L'm chilly. -We're almost there, Mom .
-我想单独见他。当然。 -I want to see him alone. -Of course.
-你好。我能帮你吗？-[EIiza]你好。 -Hello. Can l help you? -[EIiza] Yeah, hi.
我想见营销和宣传部的路易斯·达米科。 I'd Iike to see Louis D'Amico in the marketing and publicity department.
-你的名字是？-EIiza D中保。我是他的妻子。 -And your name is? -EIiza D'Amico. l'm his wife.
我就知道你很眼熟。我们在彩虹屋的派对上见过。 Oh, I knew you looked familiar. We met at the party at the Rainbow Room .
-哦，卡桑德拉。-是的! -Oh, uh , Cassandra. -Yes !
-哦,嗨。很高兴见到你。-你。 -Oh, hi. It's nice to see you. -You too.
-这是我妈妈。-哦。 -This is my mother. -Oh .
嗨。我是路易的岳母。 Hi. I'm Louis's mother-in-Iaw.
很高兴见到你。 So nice to meet you.
你有路易真是太幸运了。他太贴心了。 You are so lucky to have Louis. He's so sweet.
我们都爱路易斯。 We all love Louis.
我喜欢你的，那叫什么来着，胸针吗？ I love your - what do you call that, a brooch?
是不是很可爱？谢谢。 Isn't it cute? Thanks.
我帮你把路易叫来 So Iet me get Louis f0r you.
(清了清喉咙) [clears throat]
嗨。路易斯在吗？ Hi. Is Louis in?
啊哈。 Uh-huh.
他什么时候回来？ When will he be back?
哦,真的吗?好吧。谢谢。再见。 Oh, really? Okay. Thanks. Bye.
他出去了。因为假期，小伙子给他放了一天假。 He's out. Chap gave him the rest of the day off 'cause of the holidays.
但你知道你该怎么做吗？ But you know what you sh0uld do?
你为什么不回去和小伙子谈谈，因为他可能知道更多。 Why don't you go back and talk to Chap, 'cause he might know more.
你知道该走哪条路吗？ Do you know which way to go?
呃，你听到23号的读数移到了25号了吗？ [man] Uh, did you hear the reading on the 23rd moved to the 25th?
听。我有个故事要告诉你。 Listen. I got a story f0r you.
周六晚上，我在三连酒吧，我喝醉了。 Eriday night, l'm at the Three Deuces, right, and l'm wasted .
然后我开始和这个温柔温柔的女孩聊天，对吧？ And , uh , l start talking to this sweet, soft-spoken girl, right?
我真的很喜欢她，但我一点感觉都没有， And I'm really digging her, but I'm not getting any vibe back,
它哪儿也去不了。 and it's not going anywhere.
然后酒吧另一头的那个小混混 Then this punk chick from the other end of the bar
过来跟我们说话，然后马上 comes over and starts talking to us, and right off the bat,
-她开始谈论性。-她长什么样？ -she starts talking about sex. -What did she look like?
她很性感，是鲁本式的那种。 She was sexy, in a Ruben-esque kind of way.
-她很胖？不，她是……性感的。 -She was fat? -No, she was. . . voluptuous.
她吃饱了，好吗？然后她开始跟我讲她的性生活 She was full, okay? And she starts telling me about her sex Iife
详细得令人难以置信。 in unbelievably explicit detail.
一个完全陌生的人告诉你那么多他们的性生活，你不觉得奇怪吗？ Isn't it weird when a total stranger tells you that much about their sex Iife?
我是说，这有点绝望，对吧？ I mean, that's a Iittle desperate, right?
绝望，那是你的类型。 Desperate - that's y0ur type.
所以最终, So eventually,
那个可爱的女孩去了洗手间，而我和这个朋克妞单独在一起。 the sweet girl goes to the restroom and I'm alone with this punk chick.
我想，管他呢？不如把我也加到名单上吧？ And I figure, what the hell? Might as well add me to the Iist, right?
于是我说：“我们去我家吧。” So I go, "Let's go over to my place."
她看着我，好像在说：“你真恶心！然后起飞。 And she looks at me like, "You're disgusting ! " and takes off.
-我希望这不是故事的结尾。-不。 -I hope that's not the end of this yarn. -No.
然后我注意到我留在吧台上的一张20美元的钞票不见了， Then I notice that there was a $20 bill I'd Ieft on the bar, and it's gone,
这个小混混骗了我。 and this punk chick ripped me off.
到现在为止，我真的累坏了。Iate。我该怎么办？ By now I'm really bombed . It's Iate. What am I gonna do?
现在酒吧关门了，他们把所有人都赶出去了， Now the bar's closing , they're kicking everybody out,
我提议送这个可爱的女孩回家 and I offer to walk the sweet girl home.
得到这个。她说：“我们去你家吧。” And get this. She goes, "Let's go to your place."
-真的?一定要告诉。-嗯，很有趣。 -Really? Do tell. -Well, it was a lot of fun.
你也知道，我已经很久没来了， And as you may know, it's been a while for me,
所以她得跟我说一遍，不过我们已经谈妥了。 so she had to kind of walk me through it, but we took care of business.
第二天早上，我和这个女人一起醒来， Next morning , I wake up with this woman,
我意识到我完全忘记了她的名字。 realize I have completely forgotten her name.
好吧，你是个有品位的人。 Well, you're a classy guy.
我告诉你，伙计，我在绞尽脑汁。 I'm telling you , man, I am racking my brain.
最后她去了洗手间。我开始翻她的钱包。 Einally she goes to the bathroom . I start rooting through her purse.
我要把东西拿出来。我拿出一张信用卡，上面写着辛迪·巴特利特。 I'm whipping things out. l pull out a credit card that says Cindy Bartlett.
她刚出来就把它塞回去。一切都很酷。 Shove it back in just as she comes out. Everything's cool.
我把她带到外面的出租车里。她上车的时候，我说， I get her outside and in a cab. As she's getting in the cab, I say,
“很高兴见到你，辛迪。能告诉我你的电话号码吗？” "It was really nice seeing you, Cindy. Could l get your number?"
她看着我，好像我疯了一样。跳上出租车，开走了。 And she Iooks at me like l'm insane. Hops in the cab, takes off.
昨晚，我又回到了三连。我被炸了。 Last night, I'm back at the Three Deuces. I'm getting bombed .
朋克女郎走了进来。我说：“对不起。我记不起你的名字了。” In walks the punk chick. l go, "I'm sorry. I can't remember your name."
她说：“Cindy Bartlett。 She goes, "Cindy Bartlett.
顺便说一下，那天晚上你不会碰巧发现了我的钱包吧？” And by the way, you didn't happen to find my wallet the other night, did you?"
你上了一个重罪犯。对你有好处。你在等小伙子吗？ You banged a felon. Good for you. Are you waiting for Chap?
-是的。-你是作家吗？ -Yeah. -Are you an author?
否。 No.
太糟糕了。 Too bad .
你穿书套一定很好看。我叫埃迪。 You'd Iook good on a book jacket. My name's Eddie.
你好！我是EIiza D'Amico。我丈夫在这里工作。 How do you do? I'm EIiza D'Amico. My husband works here.
哦。 Oh.
我有一本书，他们要在这里出版。 I , um , have a book that they're publishing here.
-你丈夫是路易斯？-是的。 -Your husband is Louis? -Yes.
-他是个好人。你的书叫什么名字？ -He's a great guy. -What's the name of your book?
它是，呃，尘世的欢乐。 It's, uh, Earthly Delights.
尘世的欢乐？哦，爱德华·马斯勒。 Earthly Delights ? Oh , Edward Masler.
是的，我读了你的手稿。这很有趣。 Oh, yeah, I read your manuscript. It's very interesting .
改善“有意思吗?”-是的。 -Good "interesting?" -Yeah .
既然你是作家，我能问你一个文学问题吗？ Since you're a writer, can I ask you a literary question?
你可以问我文学方面的问题。 You could ask me a Iiterary question, yeah.
你听说过诗人安德鲁·马维尔吗？ Have you ever heard of the poet Andrew Marvell?
当然，他很棒。他写了一首我最喜欢的诗， Sure, he's great. He wrote one of my all-time favorite poems,
“给他腼腆的情妇。” "To His Coy Mistress."
嗯… Well...
你认得这个吗？ do you recognize this?
“因此，我们的爱情结合，但命运如此忌妒地阻止 "Therefore the love which us doth bind but fate so enviously debars
是心灵的结合和星星的对立。” is the conjunction of the mind and opposition of the stars."
这就是《爱的定义》的结尾，这是一首美丽的诗。 That's the end of "The Definition of Love." lt's a beautiful poem .
-这是一首情诗？-是的，里面都是很棒的图片。 -It's a love poem? -Yeah, it's full of great images.
他用了自己和真爱的形象 He uses the image of himself and his true love
在地球相对的两极。 on opposite poles of the earth.
最后一行“星星的对立”有双重含义。 The Iast line, "the opposition of the stars," has a double meaning .
他说的是事实 He's talking about the fact that
他们看不到同样的星星，看不到同样的天堂， they can't see the same stars, the same heaven,
因为他们在地球的两端，而且， because they're on opposite sides of the planet, and also, uh,
这意味着他们的爱情与星星相反， it means that their love is in opposition to the stars,
反对的命运。 against fate.
有一条很好的线，比如， There's a great Iine somewhere Iike, um ,
“我们的爱真的是平行的…… "Our Iove is truly parallel...
虽然无限，却永远不能相见。” though infinite, can never meet."
他们的爱情是完美的，但不可能。 Their Iove is perfect but impossible.
-你没事吧？-哦，是的。 -Are you all right? -Oh , yes.
你好,伊丽莎。你能给我一点时间吗？ Hello, Eliza. Can you give me one sec, please?
亚伦，你把新闻稿传真过来了吗？ Aaron, did you fax that press release?
不，我正在写呢。 No, I'm , um , writing it right now.
好吧，拜托，亚伦，慢慢来。 Oh, well, please, Aaron , take your time.
我想既然我们已经完全错过了最后期限， I think since we've completely missed the deadline,
你不妨花整个周末的时间来写这一小段。 you might as well take the whole weekend to write the tiny paragraph.
哦。对不起。我把他的耳朵咬掉了 -Oops. -Sorry. I was chewing his ear off.
嗯，没关系。幸好这些隔间能吸收所有声音。 Well, that's all right. lt's lucky these cubicles absorb all sound .
否则……[咯咯笑]天知道是什么可悲的故事 Otherwise. . . [chuckles] God knows what kind of pathetic stories
我得听听我员工的性生活。 I'd have to hear about my employees' sex Iives.
- EIiza，我能帮你什么吗？-哦，嗯， -So, EIiza , how can l help you? -Oh , uh ,
我在最后一刻赶到了城里。我妹妹来看我， I made a Iast-minute trip into the city. My sister's visiting ,
我们就想过来看看路易在不在 and we just thought we'd stop by and see if Louis was around .
哦，对不起。我给路易放了一天假。 Oh, I'm sorry. I gave Louis the rest of the day off.
我不知道他去哪儿了。他可能会登记入住。 I don't know where he went. He might check in.
哦，你知道吗？今晚的售书会。 Oh, you know what? The book party tonight.
我可能在什么地方有邀请函。 I might have an invitation s0mewhere.
我有一个。 I have one.
哦，很好。 Oh, very nice.
-谢谢。-我肯定路易会去的。 -Thank you. -I'm sure Louis will be there.
哦。谢谢你！很高兴认识你。 AII right. Thank you . Nice t0 meet you.
见到你很高兴。 Nice to meet you.
你叫桑德拉？ Your name is Sandra?
不,卡桑德拉。 No, Cassandra.
（笑）真漂亮。 [chuckles] That's beautiful.
-谢谢。-我打赌很多人都叫你桑迪。 -Thanks. -I bet a Iot of people call you Sandy.
否。 No.
从来没有人叫我桑迪。 No one's ever called me Sandy.
-不?-是的。 -No? -Yeah.
-[电话响了]-打扰一下。 -[phone rings] -Excuse me.
科迪莉亚出版社。 Cordelia Press.
那家伙不知道路易在哪里 Chap doesn't know where Louis is,
但他说过会儿他应该去参加签售会 but he said that he should be at this book party Iater.
我不知道。我们该怎么办？ I don't know. What should we do?
路易斯在哪里工作？他的桌子在哪里? Where does Louis work? Where is his desk?
我们应该看一看。 We should take a Iook.
不! No!
[说唱音乐播放] [rap music playing]
我去拿张报纸。 I'm gonna get a paper.
爸爸…… Dad ...
我妈快把我逼疯了。 My mom's driving me insane.
亲爱的，你不该让他们打扰你。 Oh , sweetie, you shouldn't let them bother you.
她太脱离现实了。 She's so out of touch.
-是的，但这不是她的错。-你为什么这么说？ -Yeah, but it's not her fault. -Why do you say that?
我是说，这是中产阶级的命运。 I mean, it's the fate of the middle class.
中产阶级生活的一切——你知道，汽车， Everything about middle-class life - you know, cars,
郊区，商业街，小报电视 suburbs, strip malls, tabloid television -
这一切都是为了阻止人们进行有意义的互动。 It's all designed to keep people from having meaningful interactions.
普通美国人更了解最新的狂热分子 The average American knows more about the latest maniac
谁会把人的脑袋放在冰箱里而不是自己的配偶。 who keeps human heads in their freezer than they do about their own spouse.
那是-那是-你知道的，那是 And that's a - that's - You know, that -
是啊，这就是民主的一大败笔。 Yeah, that is the big failing of a democracy.
它趋向于中间，趋向于平庸。 It tends towards the middle, towards mediocrity.
-还有别的选择吗？我们在贵族统治下会过得更好。 -What's the alternative? -We'd be better off under an aristocracy.
我知道这是个不公平的制度，但永远不会有公平的制度。 I know it's not a fair system , but there's never gonna be a fair system .
至少贵族们还有品位。他们做事有格调。 At Ieast the aristocrats had taste. They did things with class.
天啊，他们甚至上了断头台。 Christ, they even went to the guillotine with class.
但是，但是我们这些非贵族呢？ But-But what about the rest of us, the non-aristocrats?
我们这些有抱负，有智慧，有才华的人 Well, those of us who had the ambition and intelligence and talent
想办法加入贵族阶层， would find ways of joining the aristocracy,
而剩下的，你知道，那些根本不在乎的人 and the rest, you know, those who don't give a damn
关于艺术和文化的话题。 about art and culture anyways w0uld work.
工作没什么不好的。 There's nothing wrong with work.
比起中产阶级，我更尊重工人阶级。 I respect the working class far more than l do the middle class.
那些人，你知道，他们与地球相连。 Those people, you know, they're connected to the earth.
他们有价值观。他们有上帝。 They have values. They have God .
中产阶级有什么？l nfomercials。 What does the middle class have? l nfomercials.
毫米。啊。 Mm . Ugh.
我又要尿尿了。 I have to pee again.
试着原谅你的母亲。她确实是一个致命系统的受害者。 Try and forgive your mother. She truly is the victim of a deadly system .
前几天晚上我在Matlock上看到了这个。你按重拨键， I saw this on Matlock the other night. You press the redial button,
然后电话响了，是路易斯最后打的号码。 and then the phone rings the last number Louis called .
-哦,谢谢。妈妈，别这样。——(Iine响) -Oh, please. Mom , don't. -[Iine ringing]
-电话响了。——(电话响了) -It's ringing . -[phone rings]
看到了吗? See?
你好，妈妈。 Hello, Mom .
你怎么了？-这太荒谬了。 -What is the matter with you? -This is ridiculous.
不要,不。你会把他的桌子弄乱的。-我只是看看而已。我在找。 -Don't, no. You're gonna mess up his desk. -I'm Iooking , that's all . l'm Iooking .
不要碰他所有的文件。 Don't touch all of his papers.
妈妈，别说了。这是侵犯隐私，好吗？ Mom , just stop. This is an invasion of privacy, okay?
你以前看我的日记是一回事 It's one thing when you used to read my diary -
-我从未读过你的日记。-妈妈，求你了？ -I never read your diary. -Mom , please?
看在上帝的份上。 For God's sake.
-[拨号音，号码嘟嘟声]-嗯哼啊哈。啊哈。 -[dial tone, numbers beeping] -Uh-huh . Uh-huh . Uh-huh.
我真不敢相信我要这么做。 I can't believe I'm d0ing this.
嗨，这里是伊莉莎和路易斯的家。请离开- [Louis] Hi, you've reached the home ofEliza and Louis. Please leave -
[号码蜂鸣声，电话铃声] [numbers beeping , Iine ringing]
[Cassandra] Cordelia Press. . [Cassandra] Cordelia Press.
艾丽莎，看这个。 EIiza, look at this.
这证明不了什么。 That doesn't prove anything .
-[电话铃声]-[嘲笑] -[Iine ringing] -[scoffs]
的文采。你好，这里是桑迪和莫妮卡的家 -Look. -Hi, you've reached Sandy and Monica.
我们不在家。请留言，我们会给你回电话。谢谢。 We 're not in. Leave a message, and we 'llget back to you. Thanks.
街上的照片， Well, the pictures on the street,
他们穿着和在派对上穿的一样的衣服。 they're wearing the same clothes they were wearing at the party.
-桑迪可以住在这里。-看这个。 -Sandy could live here. -Look at this.
背景里有一家餐馆。看到了吗？ There's a restaurant in the background . You see that?
-哦，我的G -上面写着“Berry's”？“浆果”?-是的，就是这么写的。 -Oh, my G - lt says "Berry's"? "Berry's"? -Yep, that's what it says.
-哇。-我很担心。我很担心。 -Wow. -I'm worried . l'm very worried .
它仍然不能证明什么。 It still doesn't prove anything .
春街375号。 375 Spring Street.
那是我们以前和肯恩和艾琳一起去的牛排馆。 There's that steakhouse we used to go to with Ken and Eileen.
哦，是的。 Oh , yeah.
如果路易和这个女人有关系呢？ What if Louis is involved with this woman?
如果路易出轨了，我可以向你保证这和爱无关。 If Louis is cheating , l can assure you it has nothing to do with Iove.
我了解男人。 I know men.
也许桑迪真的是个了不起的人。 Maybe Sandy's this really incredible person.
[丽塔]如果她这么了不起， [Rita] If she's so incredible,
那她为什么要去找别人的丈夫？ then why would she go after someone else's husband?
也许她已经疯狂地爱上他了。 Maybe she's desperately in I0ve with him .
别傻了。没有人会绝望地坠入爱河。 Don't be ridiculous. Nobody's desperately in Iove.
艾丽莎，别担心。你不知道路易是否做了什么。 EIiza , don't worry about it. You don't know if Louis has done anything .
我从来没有想过要写这样的便条。 It would never occur to me to write a note Iike this.
任何人都可以模仿十七世纪伊丽莎白时代的玄学诗人。 Anyone can copy some 1 7th-century EIizabethan metaphysical poet.
你知道，从一本书里。 You know, from a book.
那是贝瑞。那么它一定是- That's Berry's there. Then it has to be -
路易斯正走进一扇蓝色的门。我们应该找一扇蓝色的门。 Louis is entering a blue door. We should look for a blue door.
我们要去街对面找线索，艾丽莎。 We're gonna look for clues across the street, EIiza.
(EIiza)好。 [EIiza] Okay.
妈妈，看。 Mom , look.
怎么啦？ What?
到这边来。我们找到了。 Come on over here. We found it.
莫妮卡·杨，桑迪·皮尔斯，2A。 Monica Young , Sandy Pierce. 2A.
我们该怎么办？ What should we do?
我们要按蜂鸣器吗？-不。 -Should we ring the buzzer? -No.
我们就等着看会不会有人出现。 Let's just wait and see if somebody shows up.
你们该走了。我毁了你的一天。 You guys should go. I'm ruining your day.
-我们不介意待在这里，对吧，卡尔？-天哪，不。当然不是。 -We don't mind being here, do we, Carl? -God , no. Of course not.
谢谢,你们。 Thanks, guys.
今天早上妈妈差点抓到我们。 Mom almost caught us doing it this morning .
你在开玩笑吗？ Are you kidding me?
我溜进了卡尔的床。 I snuck into bed with Carl.
路易和我从没在那房子里做过。 Louis and I never did it in that house.
为什么不呢?你可以这么做。 Why not? You're all0wed to.
我知道，但妈妈总是到处打听。我不想让她听到我高潮。 I know, but Mom's always snooping around . I don't want her hearing me orgasm .
等她早上忙着让爸爸在厨房吃的时候再做。 Do it in the morning , when she's so busy Ietting Dad have it in the kitchen.
我希望你对卡尔采取了预防措施。 I hope you're taking precautions with Carl .
哦,是的。我们用避孕套和杀精胶。 Oh, yeah. We use a condom and spermicidal gooey stuff.
好。 Good .
你还想怀孕吗？ Are you still trying to get pregnant?
本来是，但后来就不玩了。路易斯觉得自己还没准备好。 Well, we were, but we kind of stopped . Louis feels he isn't ready yet.
毫米。 Mm .
我能抽根烟吗？ Can I have a cigarette?
我为什么穿这条裙子？我好冷。 Why did I wear this skirt? I am so cold .
-别让妈妈听到你这么说。- - - - - -[笑] -Don't Iet Mom hear you say that. -[chuckles]
-给你。-谢谢。 -There you go. -Thanks.
好吧，妈妈，你赢了。我快冻死了。 Okay, Mom , you win. I am freezing my ass off.
我想后面应该有件外套。 I think there's a coat in the back somewhere.
[丽塔]如果你能在那堆东西里找到的话。 [Rita] If you can find it in that mess.
哦，谢谢你，卡尔。 Oh, thank you, Carl.
我们在这里快冻死了。 We have been freezing to death in here.
[丽塔]啊！这是什么？ [Rita] Ah ! What is this?
[卡尔]这是花草茶。我从街角的美食店买的。 [Carl] It's herbal tea. l got it from the gourmet shop on the corner.
-是茉莉花混合物。-[丽塔]哦！ -It's, uh , jasmine blend . -[Rita] Ooh !
卡尔，不如你把你小说的故事讲完吧？ So, Carl, why don't you finish telling us the story of your novel?
我想不是每个人都想听这个。 Oh , l don't think everyone wants to hear that.
-得了吧。-我很乐意。 -Oh, come on. -l'd like to.
[丽塔]我们都想听，卡尔。 [Rita] We all want to hear, Carl.
我们结束的时候，那个带着狗头的人 Well, when we left off, the man with the dog's head
成为了一个有魅力的人物 had become this sort of charismatic figure,
大胆挑战社会的自满。 boldly challenging the complacency of society.
他把我们的“推卸责任”的政治制度称为 He refers to our "pass the buck" political system as
-个人的腐败榜样-是的 -a corrupt role model for the individual, -Yeah .
…所以他开始告诉人们，“不要因为自己的问题互相指责 ...so he starts telling people, "Stop blaming each other for your own problems
并审视自己的内心，寻找实现改变的方法。 and Iook within yourselves for a way to effect change.
-对。-每个人都印象深刻。 -Right. -Everyone is really impressed .
人们似乎已经完全忘记了他本质上是 People seem to have completely forgotten that he is essentially
八分之一的德国短毛猎犬。 one-eighth German Shorthaired Pointer.
然后…… Then...
这群极右翼宗教极端分子 this group of far-right religious extremists
-在他的办公室放一个邮件炸弹。-我的天啊！ -plant a mail bomb in his office. -Oh , my God !
炸弹在他手里爆炸了。他被紧急送往医院 The bomb goes off in his hands. He's rushed to the hospital.
他是否能来还不清楚。-嘿，看。 -It's not clear whether he will make it. -[Jim] Hey, look.
我们该怎么办？-丽莎，去跟他谈谈。 -What should we do? -Liza, go talk to him .
好的，吉姆，跟着他。 Okay, Jim , follow him .
[乔]你觉得他们看到我们了吗？ [Jo] Do you think they saw us?
[丽塔]他们要变身了。 [Rita] They're gonna turn.
-你说得很清楚，爸爸。向右转。——(丽塔)。正确的。 -You got it clear, Dad . Make a right. -[Rita] Right. Right.
[同时说话] [all talking at 0nce]
你好!啊! Hello ! Aah !
说吧。 Go ahead .
继续！ Go on !
不是红色的，是琥珀色的。安珀不代表你要停止。 It's not red , it's amber. Amber doesn't mean you have to stop.
你想让我怎么做，把车开到路边吗？ What do you want me to do, drive up on the curb?
那是世界上最短的汽车追逐。 That was the world's shortest car chase.
伊丽莎!丽塔? -Eliza ! -Rita?
妈妈! Mom !
-莉莎，对他喊。- l不能。 -Liza, yell to him . -l can't.
-路易斯!响亮。路易! -Louis ! -Louder. Louis!
路易! Louis!
路易!路易! Louis ! Louis!
-路易斯!(乔)——妈妈! -Louis! -[Jo] Mother!
-你爸爸呢？-冷静点。他就在那儿。 -Where's your father? -Just cool it. He's right there.
回到车里去。回到车里去。我们得跟着他。 Get back in the car. Get back in the car. We have to follow him .
回车里去，你个白痴！ Back in the car, y0u idiot!
-丽塔！耶稣!小心。 -[Jim] Rita ! -Jesus ! Look out.
让她透透气。我们得抬高她的脚。丽莎，把它们放进你的口袋里。 Give her some air. We need to elevate her feet. Liza, put them in your Iap.
妈妈吗?-乔，继续跟她说话。 -Mama? -Jo, keep talking to her.
我们得把她弄进去。一个温暖的地方。 We got to get her inside. Someplace warm .
-别走到光里，妈妈。乔…… -Don't go into the light, Mom . -Jo...
原谅我。你住在这里吗？-是的。为什么? -Excuse me. Do you Iive here? -Yeah . Why?
我女朋友的妈妈刚刚晕倒了。 My girlfriend's mother has just fainted .
我们得把她弄进去，摆脱寒冷。 We need to get her inside, out of the cold .
他们都是好人。这不是骗局。你能帮帮我们吗？ They are good people. This is not a scam . Can you help us, please?
-我想我-谢谢 -I guess l - -Thank you.
[同时说话] [all talking at 0nce]
-爸爸，我们需要沙发。-坐这儿，丽塔。你还好吗？ -Dad , we need the couch. -Sit down here, Rita. Are you all right?
简单,容易。——(呻吟) -Easy, easy. -[groaning]
你有瓶装水吗？-嗯,是的。 -Do you have any bottled water? -Uh, yeah.
-这到底是怎么回事？-爸爸，这很酷。放松。 -What the hell is going on here? -Dad , it's cool . Relax.
-这到底是怎么回事？嘘! -What the hell is g0ing on? -Shh !
我女朋友的妈妈刚在街上昏倒了。我们不会打扰 My girlfriend's mother just passed out on the street. We wouldn't intrude -
-你到底是谁？原谅我。 -Who the hell are you? -Excuse me.
罗尼，你认识这些人吗？ Ronnie, do you know any of these people?
-放松，爸爸，好吗？在这里。坐起来喝点水。 -Relax, Dad , all right? Here. -Sit up and drink some water.
-哦!我的天啊！-你感觉怎么样？嗯? -Oh ! Oh , my God ! -How do you feel? Huh?
我很头晕。我… I-I'm dizzy. I ...
喝酒,喝酒。你需要给自己补充水分，丽塔。好了。 Drink, drink. You need to rehydrate yourself, Rita. There you go.
-她晕过去了？——(乔)是的。 -She passed out? -[Jo] Yeah.
呃……哦，对不起，你知道吗？你让我大吃一惊。 Uh. . . Oh, l'm sorry, you know? You caught me by surprise.
在城市里越小心越好，你知道吗？ You can't be too careful in the city, you know?
你永远不知道会有什么疯子想从你身上扯下来，对吧？ You never know what some nut's gonna try and pull off on you, right?
所以我们决定留下来看看她会不会出现。 So we decided to stick around and see if she shows up.
我是说，我们也没别的办法了。 I mean , there was nothing else for us to do.
是啊，当然。签售会六点半才开始，对吧？ Yeah , well , sure. The book party is not till 6:30, right?
-对。-所以你有几个小时可以消磨。 -Right. -So you got hours to kill.
完全正确。所以我们决定都坐在车里 Exactly. So we decided to all sit in the car
等着看谁从大楼里出来。 and wait and see who came out of the building .
我们都快冻死了，直到卡尔，这位甜心， And we were all freezing to death until Carl here, this sweetheart,
他跑出去给我们带回了美味的极品茶。 he runs out and he brings us back this really nice gourmet tea.
那是什么茶？-是茉莉花混合物。 -What kind of tea was that? -It was a jasmine blend .
所以我们一直等啊等，最后…… So we're waiting and waiting , and finally...
这个年轻的女人， This young w0man,
照片里的那个人是从大楼里出来的。 the one in the photograph, comes out of the building .
——[人]桑迪。-嗯哼。 -[man] Sandy. -[Carl] Mm-hmm .
——路易。-不。 -With Louis. -No.
哦…… Ohh...
这并不能证明有什么事发生。 Well, that's not definitive proof that something's going on.
然后他们上了一辆出租车，我们开始跟踪他们。 Then they get into a cab, and we start following them .
但是我们在一个红绿灯前被困住了。 But we got stuck at a traffic Iight.
——然后呢?然后我妈妈突然转过身来 -And then? -And then my mom suddenly turns
他跳下车去追路易斯的出租车。 into Wesley Snipes, jumps out of the car and chases after Louis's cab.
太棒了。太棒了。 It was great. It was great.
[丽塔]那就是我晕厥的时候！ [Rita] That's when l had my fainting spell !
那是什么？ Was that something?
我的天啊！哦! Oh, my God ! Oh !
幸运的是卡尔介入了 And Iuckily Carl stepped in,
他照顾好了一切。 and he took care of everything .
你的反应真快，卡尔。 [man] That was very quick thinking , Carl.
换了别人在那种情况下也会这么做。(清了清喉咙) Well, it's what anyone else would've done in that situation . [clears throat]
哦，别说了。这是n0nsense。 Oh, stop that. That's n0nsense.
他对自己太苛刻了。 This one is so hard on himself.
我饿死了。午餐怎么了，罗尼？ L'm starving . Whatever happened to lunch, Ronnie?
我还没来得及去商店。你们为什么不留下来吃午饭呢？ -I haven't had time to go to the store. -Why don't all of you guys stay for Iunch?
-哦，不，不，里昂。-不。我要去购物。 -Oh , no, no, Leon. -No. I'm gonna go shopping .
你已经为我们费心够多了。 You have already put yourself out for us enough as it is.
我想补偿一下你， And I'd Iike to make it up to you for being ,
你知道，你进来的时候我有点困惑。 you know, a little confused when you came in.
-别这样。留下来吃午饭。-你太好了。 -Come on . Stay for lunch. -That is so sweet of you.
我想我们饿了。你饿吗，卡尔？ I guess we're hungry. Are you hungry, Carl?
我总是很饿。——(Leon)好了。 -I'm always hungry. -[Leon] Great.
罗尼，你去趟商店吧， Ronnie, why don't you run down to the store,
你给我们大家弄了些冷盘当午餐吗？ and you get some cold cuts for all of us for lunch?
你知道吗？ You know what?
我想也许我该给大家煮点热汤。 I think maybe l'll make us all some nice, hot soup.
嗯?我去看看你家里有什么。 Huh? I'm gonna see what you have in the house.
你确定吗，丽塔？你不觉得你应该休息一下吗？ Are you sure, Rita? Don't you think you should rest or something?
[丽塔]不，我很好，现在我从寒冷中回来了。 [Rita] No, l'm fine, now that l'm in from the cold .
你看，我在寒冷的天气里不太好。血液稀薄。 See, I'm no good in the cold . Thin blood .
看在上帝的份上，别让她做汤。 Eor the Iove of God , don't Iet her make soup.
(电话响了) [phone rings]
我去拿。 I'II get it.
你的孩子! You kids!
-你这儿只有垃圾食品！-你好吗? -AII you have here is junk food ! -Hello?
薯条和苏打水。这些孩子只吃这个。 Chips and soda. That's all they eat, these kids.
你好，妈妈。你好吗？是的。 Hello, Mom . How are you? Yeah.
-你可以用一点，呃-嘘！嘘! -You could use a Iittle, uh - -Shh ! Shh !
不,不。这就是其中一个 No, no. That's just one of the guys here that -
他们在这里，我们要打篮球。 They're over here, we're gonna play some basketball.
否。没有，我没有他的消息。嗯… No. No, I haven't heard from him . Um ...
是的-当然，我会的。是的，当然。你知道的。 Yeah, of c - Sure, l will. Yeah, of course. You know.
好吧，听着，让我… Right, Iook, Iet me, uh...
我真的得走了，因为我们要出门了，所以让我… I really got to go, 'cause we're just out the door, so let me...
是的。啊哈。 Yeah. Uh-huh.
是的,好的。不，我会的。我… Yeah, okay. No, I will. I ...
再见,再见。-[电话挂断] -Bye, bye. -[phone hangs up]
丽塔，你为什么不列个单子，看看我们需要什么呢？ Say, Rita, why don't you make a Iist and see what we need ,
我们会派几个孩子去店里 and we'II send a couple kids down to the store.
哦，听起来不错，里昂。 Oh, that sounds swell, Leon.
这是长叶莴苣吗？ Uh, is this romaine Iettuce?
-是的。——啊。侥幸的猜测。 -Yeah . -Ah. Lucky guess.
我说不准。 I can never tell.
你和你爸爸能帮我们，真是太好了。 It's really nice of you and your dad to help us out.
哦，没问题。 Oh, no problem .
你们经常在一起吗？ You guys spend a Iot of time t0gether?
我真的没有太多选择。他已经接管了这里。 I don't really have much choice. He's kind of taken over the place.
-哦。哦!-哦，天哪。 -Oh . Oh ! -Oh , boy.
谢谢。你说他接手是什么意思？ Thanks. What do you mean , he's taken over?
好了, Well,
我爸妈在我上高中的时候就分手了 my mom and dad , they split up when I was in high school,
他不太会付赡养费和孩子抚养费。 he hasn't been so great about paying his alimony and child support.
我有两个弟弟，他们还住在家里，而且…… I have two younger brothers who still Iive at home, and ...
总之，他一直不愿意付赡养费 Anyway, uh, he's been so bad about paying his alimony
有张传票要求逮捕他，所以， that there's basically a subpoena out for his arrest, so, uh,
我现在在窝藏一名逃犯。 I'm harboring a fugitive at the moment.
[丽塔]天啊，里昂。的孩子。 [Rita] God , Leon. Kids.
我后来才生下我的女儿。 I didn't give birth to my girls till later in life.
我怀孕有困难。 I had trouble conceiving .
诺维娜，一切。 Novenas, everything .
艾丽莎，我记得她是臀位分娩的。 EIiza, I remember she was a breech birth.
折磨人的一件事。你懂我的意思吗？ Excruciating . You know what I mean?
还有你。你，小姐！ And you . You , miss. Ha !
她是一个改变人生的婴儿。 She was a change-of-Iife baby.
谁知道呢?真是令人震惊。 Who knew? What a shock.
罗尼是个很难相处的孩子， Ronnie was sort of a difficult baby,
但是，他长大后是个很安静的孩子。 but, uh, he grew up to be a real quiet kid .
地害羞。-这并不完全正确。 -Real shy. -That's not entirely true.
你还记得你在童子军的时候吗 You remember when you were in the Boy Scouts
你是被选中挨家挨户推销彩票的吗？ and you were elected to go door-to-door to sell raffles?
你还记得你当时有多难过吗？ Do you remember how upset y0u were?
-是的，我记得。-太难过了，我不得不和他一起去。 -Yes, l remember. -So upset l had to go with him .
-我一直在说话。-妈妈也和我一起去了。 -I had to do all the talking . -Mom went with me too.
你现在不那么害羞了。 You're not as shy now.
不管害羞与否，罗尼今天帮我们扭转了局面。 Shy or not, Ronnie saved the day for us today.
他当然说了，是的。 He sure did , yeah.
他是个好孩子。 He's a good kid .
我在某个地方读到专家们说过， I read somewhere the experts were saying that, you know,
童年时不应该害羞 shyness should be discouraged in childhood
因为这会导致反社会行为。 because it could lead to antisocial behavior.
-我在杂志上读到的！ -（笑）哦，拜托，妈妈。 -I read it in a mag - -[Iaughing] Oh , please, Mom .
这不是我编的。嗯，我不知道。 I'm not making this up. Well, l don't know.
我是说，你不是反社会的。 I mean, you're not antisocial.
有时我是。 Sometimes I am .
我们都是。 We all are.
有时。 Sometimes.
你知道，我最近很不合群， You know, I've been pretty antisocial of Iate,
但能有意外客人来真是太好了。 but it's really great to have surprise guests here.
有人想再来点酒什么的吗？ Uh, say, would anyone want some more wine or anything?
谢谢你！ Thank you.
罗尼，你是做什么的？ Ronnie, what do y0u do?
我在商学院读二年级， Um , I'm in my second year of business school,
我是哥伦比亚大学商学院的研究生。 graduate business school at Columbia.
哦，那很好。很好。 Oh, that's good . Very good .
你看起来是个很不错的年轻人，罗尼。 You seem Iike a very nice young man, Ronnie.
-也很聪明。-他真是个好孩子。 -[Jim] And smart too. -[Leon] He's a real nice kid .
你知道，最近几年我一直在旅行， You know, I've been traveling a lot lately for the last couple of years,
所以我想我应该来这里花点时间看看那孩子 so I figured l'd come up here and spend some time and visit the kid ,
我们玩得很开心。 and , uh, we've been having fun.
[丽塔]啊！ [Rita] Ah !
-你是做什么的，EIiza？我教四年级。 -Um , what do you do, EIiza? -I teach fourth grade.
这很难，但是，我真的很爱孩子们，所以… It's hard , but, uh, I really Iove the kids, so...
-你自己有孩子吗？现在还没有。 -Do you have any kids of your own? -Not yet.
哦，那很好，你知道吗？我… Oh, that's good , you know? I'm - Uh...
可能会很乱，嗯…… Could be messy, uh...
你知道，呃… You know, uh...
-哦。我的天啊。-什么?怎么啦？ -Oh. Oh, my God . -What? What?
-我感到难以忍受的疼痛。-什么?怎么啦？ -I've got this excruciating pain. -What? What?
关节炎。 Arthritis.
-[呻吟]-你想要阿司匹林还是… -[groans] -You want some aspirin or...
我得了滑囊炎。我以前是个职业网球运动员。 I had bursitis. I used to be a tennis pro.
我的肩膀有严重的滑囊炎，我不得不停止打网球。 I had bursitis so bad in my shoulder I had to quit playing tennis.
这更糟。这是我要承受的十字架。哦，上帝。 This is worse. This is my cross to bear. Oh, God .
这很残酷，对吧？ It's brutal, right?
丽塔，我知道指压疗法 You know, Rita, I know a shiatsu pressure-point thing
如果你愿意的话，给你的手指擦一下。 for your fingers there, if y0u'd Iike.
-真的?-是的。来，让我示范给你看。 -Really? -Yeah. Here, let me show you.
你找到压力点，然后像这样沿着指关节向上，看到了吗？ You find the pressure points and then come up along the knuckles like this, see?
-[丽塔]啊！-[Jim]感觉好吗？ -[Rita] Ah ! -[Jim] Does that feel good?
它的工作原理。看到了吗? It works. See that?
-卡尔在惹我紧张。——来吗? -Carl's plucking my nerves. -How come?
他对妈妈的溺爱让我有点恶心。 The way he dotes on Mom is making me a little sick.
好吧，妈妈最好冷静点。 Yeah, well , Mom better chill.
她开始让我有点头疼了。 She's starting to give me a little headache.
你想再来点酒吗，丽塔？ You want some more wine, Rita?
我的天啊。我sh0uldn不。 Oh, my God . I sh0uldn't.
头里。所有正确的。谢谢你！ -Come on. -AII right. Thank you.
我的天啊。卡尔。 Oh, my God . Carl.
-那么，你下一步打算做什么，里昂？-我现在有几个选择。 -So, um , what's next for you, Leon? -I have a few options right now.
我有个朋友在迈阿密，你知道，在南海滩。 I have a friend of mine in Miami, Elorida, you know, in South Beach.
他想让我去管理他的夜总会。 He wants me to come down and manage his nightclub.
那真是个时髦的地方。魔术师,歌手。 It's a real swanky place. Magicians, singers.
所以我只是在考虑不同的选择。 So I'm just tossing around different options.
-乔，你是个可爱的姑娘。-非常感谢。 -Jo, you're a lovely young lady. -Thank you so much.
-祝你一切顺利。-哦,好了。很高兴认识你，罗伯特。 -All the best to you. -Oh, great. Nice meeting you, Robert.
-卡尔，祝你的书顺利。-谢谢。 -Carl, good Iuck to you with your book. -Thank you .
丽塔，别挨冻，听见了吗？ Rita, you stay out of the cold , you hear?
里昂，真是个慷慨的人。 Oh, Leon, what a generous man.
-吉姆，很高兴见到你。-里昂，你是最棒的。 -Jim , it's been a pleasure. -Leon, you're the best.
谢谢你！EIiza…… Thank you . EIiza...
你有你的家人。他们可以帮助你。 You have your family. They can help you.
你的家庭。-谢谢,莱昂。 -Your family. -Thanks, Leon.
里昂不是一个好人吗？世上的盐，你知道吗？ Wasn't Leon a nice guy? Salt of the earth, you know?
是啊，但是那个电话事件。 Yeah, but that telephone incident.
这很奇怪。 That was very odd .
让我毛骨悚然。 Gave me the willies.
哦，别这样。我相信一定有合理的解释。 Oh, come on . l'm sure there was some reasonable explanation.
-不关我们的事。-也许你是对的，卡尔。 -It wasn't any of our business. -Oh, you're probably right, Carl.
那么，我应该继续写我的小说吗？ So, should I continue with my novel?
[丽塔]哦，是的。所以狗人 [Rita] Oh , yes. So d0g man
因为邮件炸弹住院了。 is in the hospital because of the mail bomb.
对，还有一队外科医生夜以继日地工作，试图 Right, and there's this team of surgeons working around the clock, trying -
对不起，打扰一下。这只狗有名字吗？ I'm sorry to interrupt. Does this dog have a name?
狗。 Fido.
那是敌意。 That was hostile.
我开玩笑的。我开玩笑的。 I was kidding . I was kidding .
他叫诺亚，和圣经里一样。 His name's Noah , like in the Bible.
诺亚活了下来 So Noah survives the 0peration
但失去了双手。 but Ioses his hands.
啊。所以他是个男人 Ah. So he's a man
长着个狗头，没有手。 with a dog's head and no hands.
完全正确。 Exactly.
一个不会指方向的指针。 A pointer who can't point.
嗯? Huh?
我们在这里。 We're here.
谁要进去？ Who's going in?
我不想进去。我不想在路易的同事面前这么做。 I don't want to go in. I don't want to do this in front of Louis's coworkers.
乔和我去看看他在不在。 Jo and I could see if he's there.
-你介意吗，马龙小姐？不，我现在想要一杯薄荷酒。 -You mind , Miss Malone? -No, I'd Iove a mint julep right now.
我们走吧。 Let's go.
[乔]我好饿。 [Jo] I'm so hungry.
我不能喝妈妈的汤。 I couldn't take Mother's soup.
太恶心了。这件外套有味道。这件外套有味道。 It was disgusting . This coat smells. This coat smells.
我觉得我就像爷爷一样，卡尔。 I feel Iike I'm turning into Grandpa, Carl.
啊,恶心! Ah, gross!
我希望诺曼·梅勒不在这里。 I hope Norman Mailer isn't here.
乔?嗯? -Jo? -Huh?
你在干什么？-我只是想看起来漂亮。 -What are you doing? -I just want to look nice.
你真觉得诺曼·梅勒会来吗？ You really think Norman Mailer will be here?
(播放音乐) [music playing]
[女]是的，这本书是虚构的， [woman] Yes, the book is a fiction,
但我认为这是由我和我继父的关系决定的。 but I propose it is informed by my relationship with my stepfather.
他是弗雷德·麦克默里和波尔布特的结合体。 He was sort of a cross between a Fred MacMurray and a Pol Pot.
现在，这是一个相当大的两极，这是一个相当大的挑战…… Now, that is quite a polarity, and it was quite a challenge...
我们得再开一瓶伏特加。 We need to open another bottle of vodka.
看来你把最后一瓶酒的大部分都塞进嘴里了。 It seems that you've put most of the last bottle in your mouth.
-谢谢。——(门) -Thank you. -[door opens]
哦，哦。人们进来了。人们进来了。 Oh , oh . People coming in . People coming in.
嗨。我是科迪利亚出版社的亚伦。你是谁？ Hi. I'm Aaron from Cordelia Press. And you are?
我是乔。我乔。我是路易斯·达米科的嫂子。 I'm Jo. l'm Jo. I'm Louis D'Amico sister-in-Iaw.
-我们在找路易斯。他来了吗？-不，他不是 -We're Iooking for Louis. ls he here yet? -Oh , no, he's not,
把你们的外套放进去，然后随便喝一杯。 but put your coats in there and then help yourself to a drink.
-我当然是。-谢谢。 -I certainly am . -Thanks.
(模糊的对话) [indistinct conversations]
-路易还没来。-路易还没来。 -Louis isn't here yet. -Louis isn't here yet.
我听到了。 I heard him .
-你要我们在楼上等他吗？-好的，亲爱的。 -Do you want us to wait for him upstairs? -All right, dear.
-她是个小偷？-是的。 -She was a thief? -Yeah.
但是，你知道，我想再见到她。 But, you know, I'd Iike to see her again.
-真的?-是的。我的意思是， -Really? -Yeah. I mean, you know,
如果她不愿意和我第二次约会，我想 if she wouldn't have a second date with me, l'd Iike to,
我不知道，逮捕她。 I don't know, have her arrested .
亚伦，我想让你完成一项和你的工作有点关系的任务。 Aaron, I'd like you to perform a task that's vaguely associated with your job.
原谅我们。 Excuse us.
嗨。我是否……你是路易斯·达米科的嫂子吗？ Hi . Did l . . . Are you Louis D'Amico's sister-in-Iaw?
-是的,是的。-我以为… -Yes, yes. -I thought, uh...
- l是乔。埃迪-我。你好吗？我和路易斯一起工作。 -l'm Jo. -I'm Eddie. How are ya? l work with Louis.
真的吗?你是做什么的？ Really? What do y0u do?
事实上，科迪利亚出版社要出版我的小说。 Actually, Cordelia Press is publishing my novel.
哇，太棒了。祝贺你。他们做得好吗？ Wow, that's great. Congratulations. Are they doing a good job?
嗯，他们正拼命地想搞一场宣传活动 Well, they're desperately trying to come up with a publicity campaign
让公众觉得它很性感。 to make it sexy to the public.
这就像让盐对鼻涕虫有吸引力一样。 It's kind of like trying to make salt sexy to a slug .
亚伦跟你说过他和犯罪分子的小关系吗？ So was Aaron telling you about his Iittle Iiaison with the criminal element?
天啊，是的，他是。 God , yeah , he was.
我觉得有点奇怪。你不觉得奇怪吗 I thought it was kind of weird . Don't you think weird
当你不认识的人开始谈论他们的性行为时？ when people you don't know start talking about their sexual exploits?
只是……你知道吗? It's just. . . You know?
我能问你件事吗？-当然。 -Can I ask you something? -Sure.
你觉得路易斯·达米科怎么样？ What do you think of Louis D'Amico?
我不知道。你觉得路易斯·达米科怎么样？ I don't know. What do you think about Louis D'Amico?
我不知道。 I don't know.
卡尔,埃迪。埃迪,卡尔。 Carl, Eddie. Eddie, Carl.
艾迪让路易斯的公司出版他的小说。 Eddie's having his novel published by Louis's company.
你是谁?哇，太厉害了。 You are? Wow, that's impressive.
我想乔告诉过你我自己也在写一部小说。 I guess Jo told you I'm finishing up a novel myself.
否。真的吗? No. Really?
是的,是的。但我不愿意谈论它。 Yeah, yeah. I hate to talk about it though.
-我明白你的意思。-我得找个洗手间。 -I know what you mean. -I have to find a bathroom .
天啊，你的膀胱是世界上最小的。 God , you have the smallest bladder on this planet.
呀。- - - - - -[笑] -Jeez. -[chuckles]
乔。乔。-什么? -Jo. Jo. -What?
-你不会相信谁来了。——谁? -You're not gonna believe who's here. -Who?
尼克。尼克樵夫。——谁? -Nick. Nick Woodman. -Who?
尼克。我生命中最重要的人。我把他的事都告诉你了。 Nick. The most important man in my Iife. I told you all about him .
你知道，我在剑桥的那个学期的写作老师。 You know, my writing teacher that semester l spent at Cambridge.
我想让你见见他。非常非常棒的作家。 I want you to meet him . Uh, brilliant, brilliant writer.
不,等等。我会把他找回来的。 No, wait. I'II get him back.
好吧，我要去巡回售书了… Well, I'm just gonna do the b0ok tour...
尼克! Nick!
尼克? Nick?
你好，我是卡尔，来自… Hi, it's Carl from , uh, the...
大便。 Shit.
尼克!尼克! Nick! Nick!
等等,尼克! Wait, Nick!
尼克!等待,尼克。 Nick! Wait, Nick.
嘿，我是卡尔。卡尔•彼得罗维奇。 Hey, it's Carl . Carl Petrovich.
卡尔认为民主是中产阶级如此平庸的原因， Carl thinks that democracy is the reason why the middle class is so mediocre,
它会自然而然地走向中间，走向平庸。 that it just naturally tends toward the middle, toward mediocrity.
-他是共产主义者吗？-不,没有。 -What is he, a communist? -No, no.
他认为共产主义是完全不现实的 He thinks that communism is totally unrealistic
在人性的懦弱中。 in the cravenness of human nature.
[艾迪]那卡尔提议用什么代替民主？ [Eddie] Then what does Carl propose instead of a democracy?
[Jo]他认为我们应该过贵族生活。 [Jo] He thinks we should Iive in an aristocracy.
——(Eddie)什么?-是的。 -[Eddie] What? -Yeah .
卡尔，我正跟艾迪说我们今天的谈话呢 Carl, I was just telling Eddie what we were talking about today
关于贵族。 about aristocracies.
-哦，是吗？-你的老师呢？ -Oh , yeah? -Where's your teacher?
嗯?-你的老师呢？ -Hmm? -Where's your teacher?
他肯定在什么地方。他让我给他打个电话 Oh, uh, he had to be somewhere. He, uh, told me to give him a ring
在他离开小镇之前(清了清喉咙) before he Ieft town . [clears throat]
-你们在聊什么？-乔说你，呃， -So what were you guys talking about? -Jo was saying that you, uh,
认为贵族制度比民主制度更可取。 think an aristocracy is preferable to a democracy.
如果是培养出来的 Well, if it were Ied by a-a cultured
和开明的统治阶级，是的，我相信。 and enlightened ruling class, yes, I do.
我明白了。那穷人呢？ I see. What about the po0r people?
-我问的就是这个。-他们可以工作。 -That's what l asked . -They could work.
工作是有尊严的，工作是有价值的。 Work has dignity, and there's value in work.
普通民众愿意放弃选举权吗？ Would the common folk Iike to give up the vote?
（笑）哦，别这样。 [chuckles] Oh , come on.
你不会真的认为投票对社会变革有什么影响吧？ You don't really think the vote has any bearing on social change, do you?
当然不是。共和党，民主党，这都不重要。 Of course it doesn't. Republican, Democrat, it doesn't matter.
他们都像经理一样思考。 They all think Iike managers.
在我看来，布什和克林顿是可以互换的。 As far as l'm concerned , Bush and CIinton are interchangeable.
他们没有荣誉准则。至少贵族有…… They have no code of honor. At Ieast the aristocracy had a...
[清喉咙]一种感觉，呃…你知道，这是一种荣誉准则。 [clears throat] a sense of, uh. . . you know, a code of honor.
我觉得你可能高估了贵族的理想，卡尔。 I think you might be overestimating the ideals of aristocrats, Carl.
-说得好。-你对政治家的看法似乎 -Oh , good point. -And your take on politicians seems
即使对我来说，也过于简单愤世嫉俗了。 simplistically cynical , even to me.
我不会说愤世嫉俗。务实,也许吧。愤世嫉俗的似乎…… I wouldn't say cynical. Pragmatic, maybe. Cynical seems...
渴望波吉亚家族的回归听起来并不现实。 Longing for a return of the Borgias hardly sounds pragmatic.
那又怎样，我们应该接受一切，而不是质疑制度 So what, we should just accept everything and not question the system
就像一群羊？ Iike a - Iike a bunch 0f sheep?
不，但这样想太势利了 No, but it's ludicrous snobbery to think that
聪明和有教养的人可以在这里 the brilliant and cultured can be up here
这里的工人都很笨，但却很有尊严。 and the dumb workers down here but dignity all around .
我很抱歉。听着，我…我… I'm sorry. Look, I'm-I'm , uh,
我现在没心情讨论政治问题。 not really in the mood for a political argument right now.
但是，卡尔，你真的认为这没什么区别吗 But, Carl , do you really think it makes no difference
是共和党还是民主党执政？ whether there's a Republican or Democrat in office?
我真的不认为他需要任何帮助来为自己辩护。 I don't really think he needs any help arguing his side.
我自己也在问这个问题。 I was asking that questi0n myself.
我只是在陈述我的观点和想法。 I was stating , like, my opinion and what l thought.
我很抱歉。Eorget它。哇,哇。算了吧，算了吧。对不起。 I'm sorry. Eorget it. Whoa, whoa. Forget it, forget it. Sorry.
是我。我有点醉了。对不起。 It's me. I'm a Iittle drunk. Sorry.
但有一件事。世界上有很多平庸之辈， But there's one thing . There is a Iot of mediocrity in the world ,
这是理所当然的，但是 that's a given , but, uh,
如果你是一个真正的作家，你有一个选择。 if you're a real writer, you have a choice.
你可以抱怨，也可以与之抗争。 You can whine about it or you can struggle against it.
这就是最好的写作的来源——挣扎 That's where the best writing comes from - struggling against
你的社会，你的良心，你的欲望。 your society, your conscience, your appetites.
坦白说，我不知道我的感觉是否有意义 Erankly, I don't know if what I feel will mean anything
对于冷漠的中产阶级消费社会来说， to an indifferent middle-class consumer society,
因为，你知道，我…我不觉得自己是他们中的一员。 because, you know, l . . . I don't feel like one of them .
打扰一下。 Excuse me.
各位，我只是想确保你们有机会认识一下 Everybody, l just wanted to make sure you got a chance to meet
我们的贵宾，艾米·科琳·费尔布赖特·勒博。 our guest of honor, Amy Corinne Fairbright-Lebow.
-[掌声]-谢谢你，先生。 -[applause] -Thank you , Chap.
嗨。嗯，我有点紧张。 Hi. Um , I'm sort of nervous.
谢谢大家的到来。 Um , thank you everyone f0r coming .
不管怎样，我得承认我觉得很奇怪 Uh, anyway, I must confess I find it odd
与一本书联系在一起，体验这样的快乐感觉 to be experiencing such feelings of joy in association with a book
这主要是对精神窒息的毁灭性描述。 that is principally a devastating account of spiritual asphyxiation.
所以考虑到这一点， So with that in mind , um ,
我想读一些精选的日记， I'd like to read a selection of journal entries,
从1976年开始。 um , from the year 1 976.
你的丈夫到底在哪儿？ Where the hell is that husband 0f yours?
我们不能坐在这里冻死。 We can't sit here and freeze to death.
我们去找个暖和的餐厅吧。 Let's go find a restaurant, someplace warm .
我们会在车上留张纸条给乔。 We'II Ieave a note on the car for Jo.
别傻了。 Don't be stupid .
等我们找到地方在车上留个纸条，他们就会回来了。 By the time we find a place and leave a note on the car, they'll be back down.
你为什么一小时前没想到呢？ Why didn't you think of this an hour ago?
他到底要去哪？ Where the hell is he going?
(叹息) [sighs]
-你要把我丢在这里吗？-我马上回来。 -What, are you gonna leave me here? -I'll be right back.
叫你爸爸回来！ Tell your father to get back here!
你能把那个包递给我吗？这是最后一件事。 [woman] Will you hand me that bag? That's the last thing .
但是要小心。这是沃特福德水晶。 But be careful . It's Waterf0rd crystal.
-开始了。-谢谢。 -Here we go. -Thanks.
-嗨，爸爸。-哦，嗨，孩子。 -Hiya, Dad . -Oh , hi , kid .
这是我女儿，EIiza。 This is my daughter, EIiza.
-你好。-你好。 -Hi. -Hi.
听着，我希望你不会丢下这些东西不管。 Listen, I hope you're not gonna leave any of this stuff unattended .
-可能会被人偷走。-哦，听着，我要尽快离开。 -Somebody might steal it. -Oh, Iisten, I'm leaving as soon as I can.
事实上，你可以帮我。 Actually, you could help me.
楼上有个东西很重，我得搬。 There's something upstairs that's very heavy l have to move.
我需要几个帮手。 I could use a couple of extra hands.
对天发誓，这只需要一分钟。 Honest to God , it would only take a minute.
当然!不，我来帮你。他的背不好。 -Sure ! -No, Iet me help you . He has a bad back.
-啊，我的背没那么糟。-你留下来看着车。我会帮助。 -Ah, my back isn't so bad . -You stay and watch the car. I'II help.
好吧，但你最好小心点，尤其是你的职业。 AII right, but you better watch your back, especially with your occupation.
她是一只人类苍蝇。CIimbs摩天大楼。 She's a human fiy. CIimbs skyscrapers.
他在开玩笑。 He's kidding .
哦。 Oh.
好吧，这只需要一分钟。 Well, this'II only take a minute.
跟我来。 Follow me.
爸爸，谢谢你整天开车载我们。 Dad , thanks for driving us ar0und all day.
当然，孩子。 Sure, kid .
你要来吗? You coming?
你又有一个了。 You got another one.
不仅仅是电梯。整栋楼都有老鼠药的味道。 It's not just the elevator. The whole building smells like rat poison.
我母亲去世了。我姐姐和我 My mother died . My sister and I are, uh,
打扫公寓。 cleaning out the apartment.
哦，对不起。 Oh, I'm sorry.
如果她愿意写份遗嘱就好办多了。 Well, would've been so much easier if she'd bothered to write a will.
你好。 Hello.
这是伊丽莎。她要帮我搬东西。 This is Eliza. She's gonna help me move something .
你好。你母亲的事我很难过。 Hello. I'm so sorry to hear about your mother.
哦，谢谢，亲爱的。 Oh, thanks, sweetheart.
她坚持的时间比任何医生认为的都长。 She Iasted much longer than any of the doctors thought she would .
-这是什么？-这是骑士气压表。 -What is this? -It's the Chevalier barometer.
我们的妈妈在阿斯托里亚酒店当女佣， Our mom worked as a maid in the Astoria Hotel,
莫里斯·谢瓦利埃给了她这个 and Maurice Chevalier gave her this.
-我想知道我们能卖多少钱。-桃瑞丝，我们不能卖这个。 -I wonder how much we can get for it. -Doris, we can't sell this.
这是什么？ What's all this?
是妈妈的药。我清理了药柜。 It's Mom's medication. I cleaned out the medicine cabinet.
好吧，我们分开吧。 Well, Iet's split it up.
(妹妹)好。 [sister] Okay.
这是氨苄西林。 This is ampicillin.
我可以用一些。冬天我总是生病。 I could use some of that. I'm always getting sick in the winter.
打扰一下。我能用一下你的电话吗？我要打我的电话答录机。 Excuse me. Can l use your telephone? I need to call my answering machine.
插头在那边。跟着绳子走。 Well, the plug's over there. Just follow the cord .
[桃瑞丝]我有一台小电视。我想要一个像妈妈那样的。 [Doris] I have a small TV. I would like one like Mom's.
现在，你已经有了音响，也有了所有的唱片。 Now, you've already got the stereo, and you've got all the records.
那是因为你对这些都不感兴趣。 Well, that's because you weren't interested in any of those things.
换句话说，你想要什么就得到什么，而我什么都得不到。 In other words, you should get whatever you want and l should get nothing .
你多吃了些药。我要服用泰诺和可待因。 [sister] You took extra pills. I'm gonna take this Tylenol with codeine.
[桃瑞丝]不，你不是。我们要把泰诺和可待因分开。 [Doris] No, you are not. We are splitting the Tylenol with codeine.
我要吃这些安眠药。-不。这些我们也分了。 -I'm gonna take these sleeping pills. -No. We'll split those too.
你要安眠药干什么？ What do you need sleeping pills for?
嗯，在城市里很难入睡。 Well, it's very hard to sleep in the city.
所有的噪音？ AII that noise?
你不吃安眠药是因为城市里有些噪音。 You do not take sleeping pills because there's some noise in the city.
如果你有严重的睡眠障碍，你会服用安眠药。 You take sleeping pills if you have a serious sleep disorder.
好吧。我的天啊。我完全数不清了。 Okay. Oh, my God . I've completely Iost count.
我不知道这是你的药还是我的药。 I don't know if this is your pill or it's my pill.
你把那些给我。 You give me those.
泰诺和可待因。 Tylenol with codeine.
阿莫西林。 Amoxicillin.
-我的天啊！安定。哦! -Oh, my God ! -Valium . Oh !
她长得不像卡安妮吗？ Doesn't she Iook just Iike Car0I Anne?
我的天啊！ My God !
她是我们最喜欢的表妹。 She was our favorite cousin.
她的头发是这样的。 She wore her hair Iike this.
我真的得走了。我爸爸在楼下等我。 I really have to go. My dad is waiting for me downstairs.
[桃瑞丝]听着，我需要那个年轻女人帮我搬电视机。 [Doris] Look, l need that young woman to help me move the television.
这是我唯一想要的，所以我想我真的应该拥有它。 That's the only thing l want, so I think l should really have it.
-那我要银器。——在。 -Then I want the silver. -Fine.
我妹妹——她奇怪我为什么从来不来看她。 My sister - she wonders why l never come to visit her.
-这不是很明显吗？看看她？——(嗡嗡声) -Isn't it obvious? Look at her? -[buzzing]
和那样的人在一起很压抑。她就像个孩子。 It's depressing to be around somebody Iike that. She's Iike a child .
她是你妹妹。 Well, she's your sister.
那又怎样?就因为她是我妹妹吗？ So what? Just because she happens to be my sister?
她也可能是我在电梯里遇到的人。 She might as well be somebody l met in an elevator.
电梯在那儿。 There's the elevator.
当心!(声称) Look out! [exclaims]
-我们需要返回。-当心! -We need to back around . -Look out!
我没有承受你的重量。 I'm not carrying your weight here.
哎哟!我的手受伤了。你能拿到那个按钮吗？ Ouch ! l hurt my hand . Can you get that button?
(仍在继续,模糊) [continues, indistinct]
-你到底去哪儿了？我们发现了一个双重特征。 -Where the hell have you been? -We caught a double feature.
哈,哈。路易斯没有出现。-什么? -Ha, ha. Louis never showed . -What?
签售会要散场了，路易没来。 The book party is breaking up, and Louis didn't show.
你能相信吗？他到底在哪儿？ Can you believe this? Where the hell is he?
也许我该再打一次答录机。 Maybe I should call the machine again.
哦，为什么不呢？ Oh, why the hell not?
大便。我把包落在派对里了。 Shit. I Ieft my bag inside the party.
-我去拿。-不，我去拿。 -I'II go get it. -No, l'll get it.
这不是问题。我去拿包，乔。 It's not a problem . I'II get the bag , Jo.
你不必为每个人做所有的事，卡尔。 You don't have to do everything for everybody, Carl.
我不会为每个人做每件事。 I don't do everything for everybody.
你只是花了很长时间做一些事情。 You just take a very long time doing certain things.
我保证不会花很长时间。 Well , I promise I won't take a very Iong time.
她很性感，你知道， And she was sexy, y0u know,
以一种鲁本式的方式，对吧？ in a Ruben-esque kind of way, right?
然后一开始，她就跟我谈性。 And right off the bat, she starts talking to me about sex.
跟她室友的男友在公寓门口乱搞， About screwing her roommate's boytriend in the entryway to her apartment building ,
引诱有线电视的家伙……(仍在继续,模糊) seducing the cable guy. . . [continues, indistinct]
埃迪嘿。 [Eddie] Hey.
-这是你的吗？-是的。谢谢。 -Is this yours? -Yeah . Thanks.
我很高兴能跟你说再见。 Uh, I'm glad I got to say good-bye.
你看到卧室里的景色了吗？它真的值得一看。 Have you seen the view from the bedroom? It's really worth seeing .
-不，我只需要-来吧。我稍等一下。 -No, l just have to - -Come on. lt'll just take a second .
-没有风景。-嗯，随便了。 -There's no view. -Yeah , whatever.
（笑）我得走了。 [chuckles] I gotta go.
是啊，我得走了。我很抱歉。 Yeah, I gotta go. I'm sorry.
好呗。 M'kay.
-Eound它。——。 -Eound it. -Great.
你在这附近待过，对吧？ So, you been around the bl0ck, right?
好的，晚安。 Okay, good night.
好吧，做吧 Well, um , do -
看看你的地址簿，在T下面。 Look in your address book, under T.
好的夜晚。好的夜晚。 -Good night. -Good night.
[路易斯在录音]嗨，亲爱的。lt是我。你能接电话吗？喂? [Louis on recording] Hi, honey. lt's me. Can you pick up ? Hello ?
<我>伊丽莎? Eliza ?
你在哪里？ Where are you?
嗯，我打电话是想告诉你这个书会比我想象的要晚一点 Well, l'm calling to say this bookparty's going a little later than l thought,
>然后Chap想让我和作者一起出去吃晚饭。 > and then Chap wants me to come out to dinner with the author.
我想我要晚一点到 I think l'm gonna be a little late.
在事实上，我可能会做的是呆在章的客房，如果这一切进行得太晚了 In fact, what l might do is stay in Chap s guest room ifthis goes too late.
但是，呃，我不知道 But, uh, l don 't know.
嗯，我一两个小时后再打给你 Uh, l'll callyou back in an hour or two.
<我> ?好吧。再见。 Okay? Okay. Bye.
要我跟你一起去吗？ Do you want me to come with you?
不，我一个人去。 No, I'II go alone.
(环) [rings]
(追求) [buzzes]
(环) [rings]
喂? Hello?
[男人]是啊，上来吧！ [man] Yeah, come on up!
(嗡嗡声) [buzzing]
[摇滚音乐播放] [rock music playing]
♬我过去常做的事♬ ♪ The things that l used to do ♪
♬再也不要这样做了，宝贝♬ ♪ Never do them no more, baby ♪
是啊，那些我曾经做过的事 ♪ Yeah, the things that l used to do ♪
♬是啊，我永远不会做这些♬ ♪ Yeah, l ain 't nevergonna do them ♪
♬不再♬ ♪ No more ♪
你是桑迪的朋友吗？我们见过面吗？你是瓦萨学院的吗？ Are you Sandy's friend? Have we met? Did you go to Vassar?
-不。-哦。10号有瑜伽课吗？ -No. -Oh. Do you take yoga on 1 0th?
-不。-你想喝点什么？我在喝杜松子酒。 -No. -Do you want a drink? l'm drinking gin.
事实上，我想把整个浴缸装满杜松子酒， In fact, l wanted to fill the whole bathtub with gin,
但注重健康的队伍先到了这里 but the health-conscious contingent got here first
然后在里面填上鹰嘴豆泥。 and filled it with hummus.
（笑）开个玩笑。 [chuckles] Just kidding .
在这里。喝起来。 Here. Drink up.
在那里。你看起来有点紧张，神经质。 There. You seem a little bit nervous, jumpy.
怎么了？这里有你喜欢的人吗？ What's the matter? Some guy here you Iike?
这里有个我喜欢的人。我很喜欢他。 There's a guy here l like. l like him a lot.
看到那个人了吗？我们交往了三年半。 See that guy? We went out for three and a half years.
如果他想勾搭你，那就去吧。 If he tries to pick you up, I say go for it.
他是一个真正的正直的人。 He's a real stand-up gent.
床上功夫也很好。[笑] And awfully good in the sack too. [chuckles]
我对他唯一的不满就是他的小 My only complaint with him is his tiny
“失恋”的问题。 "falling out of Iove" pr0blem .
这很奇怪，但有人可能会这么想 It's odd , but one might think that
我第一次在这里见到他 my seeing him here for the first time
在，哦，大概 in, oh , roughly
11个月零19天， 11 months and 1 9 days,
这可能跟我多喝杜松子酒和奎宁酒有关 that might have something do do with my drinking more gin and tonics
比海恩尼斯港帆船赛上满船的wasp还要多。 than a boat full of WASPs at a Hyannis Port regatta.
[笑] [chuckles]
你穿的裙子真漂亮。它真的很可爱。 That's a really cute dress you're wearing . It's really adorable.
你认识桑迪吗？ Uh, so, do you know Sandy?
-什么?-（喊）你认识沙吗 -What? -[shouts] Do you know Sand -
-你认识桑迪吗？-哦，不，不。 -Do you know Sandy? -Oh , no, no.
我在这里谁都不认识。我要去见几个朋友 Um , I don't really know anybody here. I was meeting some friends -
好吧，别离开我。 Well, don't leave me.
我要给答录机打电话。 I'm gonna call the machine.
我在密歇根上学，但我肯定… I go to school in Michigan, but l definitely...
我想我会在圣诞假期回来， I think I'm gonna be back here for Christmas break,
因为我真的很喜欢纽约 'cause I really Iike New York.
和你谈话很愉快。 I really enjoyed talking to you.
我喜欢你说的话。 I Iike what you had to say.
我都不认识你。所以我要走了。 I don't even know you . So I'm gonna go.
罗兰叫道。他,呃… Roland called . He, uh...
他又想借钱了。耶稣。 He wants to borrow money again. Jesus.
-你在跟谁说话？没有人。 -Who were you talking to? -Nobody.
我就站在这里。我看见你了。你在和别人说话。 I was standing right here. l saw you. You were talking to someone.
谁? Who?
我在给答录机打电话。 I was calling the machine.
不，你没有。话从你嘴里说出来。 No, you weren't. Words were coming out of your mouth.
你们在谈话。你在跟谁说话？ You were having a conversation. Who were you talking to?
我在跟机器说话。 I was talking to the machine.
你在跟我们的机器说话？ You were talking to our machine?
你为什么要撒谎？ Why are you Iying?
我不是。 I'm not.
乔，你为什么要骗我？ Jo, why are you Iying to me?
哦，卡尔，天哪。这是如此漫长的一天。 Oh, Carl, God . It's such a I0ng day.
你给那家伙打过电话，是吗？你故意不带钱包 You called that guy, didn't you? You purposefully left your purse
这样你就能回去跟他谈谈了，对吧？ so you could go back there and talk to him , didn't you?
-你他妈在干什么？-别对我大喊大叫！ -What the fuck are you doing? -Don't yell at me!
-你给那个混蛋打了电话，对吧？-别对我大喊大叫！ -You called that fucker, didn't you? -Don't yell at me!
为什么,乔?你为什么要这么做？ Why, Jo? Why-Why are you d0ing this?
你知道你对我撒谎是在做什么吗？ Do you realize what you're doing when you Iie to me?
你知道什么是信任吗？ Do you have any clue what trust is?
发生什么事了？-回到车里去。 -What's going on? -Go back to the car.
你做了什么？-回到车里去。 -What did you do? -Go back to the car.
-我什么都没做。耶稣基督!-是的，你说了。 -I didn't do anything . Jesus Christ! -Yes, you did .
这就像他妈的宗教裁判所！上帝! It's Iike the fucking Inquisition here! God !
别这样跟我说话！ Don't you talk that way to me!
别烦我。别烦我。 Leave me alone. Just leave me alone.
我不知道这是怎么回事，但你最好放聪明点。 I don't know what's going on here, but you better wise up.
卡尔是个好人，他爱你。 Carl is a good man , and he I0ves you.
-哦，妈妈-这不是开玩笑。 -Oh , Mom - -This is no joke.
-哦，拜托。卡尔会照顾你的。 -Oh , please. -Carl will look after you.
省省吧，好吗？保存它。卡尔是个好人。 -Save it, okay? Save it. -Carl is a good person.
他是为你奉献的。 He is dedicated t0 you.
如果你搞砸了 And if you screw this up
天知道你在追求什么，你就是个傻瓜！ by chasing after God knows what, you're a fool !
傻瓜！放聪明点吧！ A fool ! Just wise up!
你不了解我，好吗？所以别烦我！ You know, you don't know me, okay? So just leave me alone!
-你是个白痴！-乔，我能和你谈谈吗？ -You're an idiot! -Jo, can I talk to you , please?
到车上去！不，我不想和你说话！ Go to the car! No, I don't want to talk to you !
我厌倦了和你说话，我厌倦了听你说话， I'm sick of talking to you, I'm sick of listening to you,
我受够你了！ I'm sick of you !
-我受够你了！改善情况。找一个让你厌倦的人。 -L'm sick of you ! -Good . Find someone else to be sick of.
卡尔,等等。求你了，卡尔。不，没用的。 -Carl, wait. Please, Carl, please. -No, it's no use.
谢谢。我会跟她说的，好吗？ PIease. I'II talk to her, okay?
卡尔，她是个愚蠢的女孩。她一直都是。 Carl, she's a foolish girl. She always has been.
不，事实上她不是。 No, actually she's not.
她需要你。 And she needs you.
她需要你，卡尔。请不要走。 She needs you , Carl . PIease don't go.
我知道你爱她。 I know you Iove her.
-我得找个洗手间。-好的。 -I have to find a bathroom . -Okay.
卡尔，好吧，我会跟她谈的，好吗？ Look, so, Carl, okay, I will talk to her, all right?
是。 Yes.
你告诉我到底是怎么回事 You tell me what the hell is going on
在你扔掉最好的东西之前 before you throw away the best thing
你这辈子发生过的事-你没有权利！ -that ever happened to you in your Iife. -You have no right!
你没有权利给任何人建议，妈妈。 You have no right giving anybody advice, Mom .
好吧?你没有权利。 Okay? You have n0 right.
你推了……你逼伊莱莎嫁给路易 You pushed . . . You pushed Eliza to marry Louis.
-现在看看发生了什么，妈妈！- l什么? -Now Iook what's happening , Mom ! -l what?
看看发生了什么！你什么都不知道，妈妈！ Look what's happening ! You don't know anything , Mom !
你什么都不知道，妈妈！你什么都不知道！ You know nothing , Mom ! You kn0w nothing !
回来！现在! Come back here! Now!
你像公牛一样站在那里干什么？ What are you doing standing there Iike a bull?
你为什么不做点什么呢？ Why don't you do something?
见鬼，我能怎么办？ Hell, what can I do?
（抽泣）你真没用。 [sobbing] You are useless.
没用的! Useless!
[播放舞曲] [dance music playing]
我要你看着那边，告诉我，他在看我吗？ I want you to just look over there and tell me, is he looking at me?
不,等等! No, wait!
他在看我吗？N0,等等! Is he Iooking at me? N0, wait!
还是说他在看那个红头发的… Or is he Iooking at the redhead with the big ...
好了，现在看。 Okay, now Iook.
他在看我吗？ Is he Iooking at me?
否。 No.
看一遍。你觉得他知道我在这里吗？ Look again. Do you think he knows I'm here?
不,等等。别让他看到你这副样子。你在盯着我看。 No, wait. Don't let him see you Iooking Iike that. You're staring .
-我不这么认为。-好了，亲爱的，我们需要再来点饮料。 -I don't think he is. -Okay, we need some more drinks, darling .
(Iaughs) [Iaughs]
莫妮卡!嗨！你好吗？-你好! -Monica ! Hi ! How are you? -Hi !
你去哪儿了？ Where'd you go?
你知道桑迪在哪里吗？ Do you know where Sandy is?
哦，我想桑迪在屋顶上。你想上去吗？完美的。 Oh, I think Sandy's on the roof. Do you want to go up? Perfect.
他们有灯和所有的东西。跳点舞…… They got Iights and everything up there. Do some dancing ...
(仍在继续,模糊) [continues, indistinct]
我们可以……跳舞! We can. . . dance!
[笑] [chuckles]
(瓶子无比的) [bottle clinking]
[拉丁音乐演奏] [Latin music playing]
(聊天) [chattering]
[听不见对话] [no audible dial0gue]
路易斯：艾丽莎！ [Louis] EIiza !
(瓶子哗啦啦地声音) [bottle clatters]
艾丽莎，你要去哪里？你要去哪里？ EIiza, where are you going? Where are you going?
你在干什么？你在城里做什么？ What are you doing? What are you doing in the city?
你在干什么？ What are you d0ing?
你在城里做什么？怎么啦？ What are you doing in the city? What?
你怎么了？ What's the matter with you?
我和小伙子一起来参加这个派对，然后， I came to this party, I came with Chap, and-and , um ,
他说，他要开个派对，你想去吗？ he said , you know, he's having a party, do you want to go?
我很抱歉。很抱歉我来了。 And I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I came.
我来参加聚会你生气了吗？你生气是因为我没告诉你。 Are you mad that l came to the party? You're mad 'cause l didn't tell you.
我很抱歉。-路易，别撒谎了。 -I'm sorry. -Louis, stop Iying .
-别再骗什么了？-我看见你了。 -Stop Iying about what? -I saw you.
-你看见我什么？-我看到你和桑迪了…接吻。 -You saw me what? -I saw you and Sandy. . . kissing .
(叹息) [sighs]
所有正确的。天啊，伊莉莎-别告诉我我没看见。 -AII right. Oh , God , Eliza - -Don't tell me l didn't see what l saw.
让我试着解释一下。-你必须解释，不是吗？ -Let me just try to explain. -You have to explain , don't you?
是的，我知道，我知道。你是对的。好吧。冷静下来。 Yes, I do, l do. You're right. Okay. Calm down.
听着，让我告诉你一些我一直… Look, Iet me tell you some stuff that l've been ...
我一直想弄明白的，好吗？ that I've been trying to figure 0ut, okay?
-别碰我，路易斯耶稣基督。 -[sighs] -Don't touch me, Louis. Jesus Christ.
好吧，亲爱的，我们找个地方谈谈。 Okay, all right, honey, Iet's go someplace and talk.
-你会后悔的。不，不，不！不，不，不！ -You'll be sorry. -No, no, no ! No, no, no!
等等!等一下。 Wait! Wait a minute.
现在,等待。伊莉兹-过来。等待。 Now, wait. Eliz - Come here. Wait.
不，不，不。伊莉莎，过来！让我跟你说几句话。 No, no, no. Eliza, come here! Let me just talk to you for a minute.
-好的吗?我们去谈谈吧。-看在上帝的份上到底怎么回事？ -Okay? Let's just go and talk. -What in God's name is going on?
耶稣基督。丽塔，你在这儿干什么？ Jesus Christ. Rita, what are you doing here?
-这是什么？-你在欺骗伊莱莎吗？是吗? -What is this? -Are you cheating on Eliza? Are you?
这是什么，家庭事务吗？为什么大家都来了？ What is this, a family affair? Why is everybody here?
他告诉你了吗？他和那个女人有外遇吗？ Did he tell you? Is he having an affair with that woman?
我在问你。你知道，你们交换了誓言。 I'm asking you. You know, you exchanged vows.
-不,没有。誓言,路易。 -No, no. -Vows, Louis.
-我知道。我知道，我知道。誓言。 -I know that. I know, I know. -Vows.
-我能单独谈谈吗？-那解释是什么？ -Can I please have a moment? -Then what is the explanation?
-告诉我，解释是什么？-路易，你还好吗？ -Just tell me, what is the explanation? -Louis, are you okay?
哦，是的，是的。一切都好吧。一切都很好，桑迪。 Oh, yes, yes. Everything's okay. Everything's fine, Sandy.
回楼上去。一切都很好。我会在那里……我会在那里… Just go back upstairs. Everything's fine. I'Il be in there. . . l'll be in there...
我马上就进去。 I'II be in there in a minute.
-哦，上帝！-好吧。好吧。哦。 -Oh, God ! -[Louis] AII right. Okay. AII right.
我的天啊！ Oh, my God !
-EIiza，我们现在能去谈谈吗？-不! -EIiza, can you and l go talk right now? -No !
丽塔，你能停下来吗？我能跟你谈谈吗… Rita , will you stop? Can I please have a conversation...
你就是垃圾，你就是垃圾。 You're garbage, that's what you are.
你妈妈知道她儿子的事吗？ Does your mother know ab0ut her son?
马龙夫人，你能不能别把我妈妈扯进来？ Mrs. Malone, could you please not bring my mother into this?
是啊，你妈妈有权知道她儿子的事。 Yeah, well , your mother has a right to know about her son.
不，她没有权利知道！我是个成年人了！ No, she doesn't have every right to know! I'm a grown man !
我能和我妻子谈谈吗？-你怎么能那样伤害她？ -Can I have a conversation with my wife? -How could you hurt her Iike that?
你怎么能这样对艾丽莎？ How could you do this to EIiza, huh?
你怎么能这样对我？我爱过你，路易。 How could you do that to me? I Ioved you , Louis.
-我爱你就像爱自己的孩子一样。我知道，我知道。我知道。 -I Ioved you like you were my own boy. -I know, l know. l know that.
-是的。-我爱你就像你是我的母亲。 -Yes. -And I Ioved you like you were my mother.
-我能和我妻子谈谈吗？-别碰她！ -Can I please talk to my wife? -Don't touch her!
来吧。伊莉莎和我们一起去。快上车。 Come on. Eliza's going with us. Get in the car.
路易：艾丽莎，你能跟我来吗？ [Louis] EIiza, will you please come with me?
艾丽莎，能给我一个…你能别盯着我看吗？ EIiza, can l please have a. . . Can you stop staring at me, please?
快上车。闭嘴!别碰她！ Get in the car. Shut up! Don't you touch her!
快上车。来吧。我们要走了。 Get in the car. Come on . We're going .
现在! Now!
-我能和你谈谈吗…别碰她！ -Can l talk to you. . . -[Rita] Don't touch her!
-丽塔，你能让我跟她谈谈吗？-别碰她！我要杀了你！ -Rita, will you please let me talk to her? -Don't touch her! l'll kill you !
你要杀了我？丽塔……艾丽莎，我能和你谈谈吗？ You'll kill me? Rita. . . EIiza, can l please talk to you?
吉姆，我们走吧。 Jim , Iet's go.
艾丽莎，你想去吗？ EIiza, you want t0 go?
你在干什么？我说，我们走吧。 What are you doing? I said , Iet's go.
我在问艾丽莎她想做什么。 I'm asking EIiza what she wants to do.
这么晚了，你还问伊莱莎她想做什么？ Oh, now, at this late hour, you're asking Eliza what she wants to do?
你现在掺和进来是不是有点奇怪？ Isn't that a little strange that now you are getting involved?
你为什么那样坐在那儿？什么——闭嘴，丽塔！ -Why do you sit there like that? What - -Shut up, Rita !
-你是个懦夫-闭嘴！ -You're a weak - -Shut up!
我来告诉你我想做什么，爸爸。 I'II tell you what I want to do, Dad .
谢谢你的关心。 And thanks for asking .
-我他妈想从这车里滚出去。-哦,不。谢谢,伊丽莎。请不要走。 -I want to get the fuck out of this car. -Oh, no. PIease, Eliza. Please don't go.
EIiza ! EIiza !
我有两个白痴女儿。 I have two idiots for daughters.
(丽塔抽噎) [Rita sniffles]
亲爱的，亲爱的，谢谢你。谢谢。 Honey, honey, honey, thank y0u. Thanks.
-好的。-我们找个地方谈谈，好吗？ -Okay. -Let's go someplace and talk, okay?
我们就在这里谈吧，因为我有几个问题想问你。 Let's just talk here, because l have a few questions l want to ask you.
-你能不能给我…-是的。 -Can you just give me. . . -Yeah .
好了，现在，你觉得你是同性恋吗？ AII right, now, do you think y0u're gay?
你笑什么呢？这个问题有什么好笑的？ Why are you smiling at that? What is so funny about that question?
不，没什么好笑的。不，只是，这太… No, nothing's funny. No, it's just, that's a very...
这个问题对我来说很难回答。 That's a very difficult question for me to answer.
好吧，好吧，好吧。让我用另一种方式来表达。 Okay, fine, fine, fine. Let me phrase it to you in a different way.
你和这个人发生关系了吗？ Are you having sex with this person?
是的，但是……是。是的，但是我不知道…… Yes, but. . . Yes. Yes, but l don't know...
-这种情况持续多久了？-不是很长。 -How Iong has this been going on? -Not very Iong .
大概六个月吧。 Like, six months.
英尺六英寸个月?是的，但没什么。我的意思是…… -Six months? -Yes, but it's nothing . I mean...
自去年12月以来。每当。 Since December. Whenever.
那是一年，路易。一年! That's a year, Louis. A year!
好吧。 Okay.
你爱这个人吗？ Do you Iove this person?
-我不知道。我都不知道。-路易，等等，等等。 -I don't know. l don't even know. -Louis, wait, wait.
-它变成了-它是什么样子的？它是什么样子的 -It just turned into - -What is it Iike? What is it Iike -
我不知道！我不知道那是什么。我不知道！我不知道那是什么！ I don't know! l don't know what it is. I don't know! l don't know what it is!
我不知道！我不知道！我不知道那是什么！ I don't know! l don't know! I don't know what it is!
我不知道！你得帮我查出来。 I don't know! And you have to help me find out.
我糊涂了，你得帮帮我！ I'm confused , and you have t0 help me!
好吧? Okay?
我得帮你吗？ I have to help you?
哦，上帝。 Oh , God .
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
我们回家吧。 Let's just go h0me.
我们回家吧。我们回家吧，好吗？ Let's go home. Let's just go h0me, okay?
我们回家吧。 Let's just go h0me.
否。 No.
她要去哪里？ Where is she g0ing?
EIiza ! EIiza !
EIiza吗? EIiza?
我应该和她一起去。 I should go with her.
对不起，卡尔。 I'm sorry, Carl.
我很抱歉。 I'm so sorry.
我，呃… I , uh...
你会在车里吗？ Are you gonna be in the car?
是的，我会留在这里确保你父母不会自相残杀。 Yeah, I'II stay here to make sure your parents don't kill each other.
你要怎么做？ How are you gonna do that?
用我小说的最后一章来哄他们入睡。 Soothe them to sleep with the Iast chapter of my novel.
-谢谢。-说吧。 -Thanks. -Go ahead .
(喇叭鸣响) [horn honks]
[南方口音]你要去哪儿，马龙小姐？ [Southern accent] Where are you going to, Miss Malone?
（南方口音）有一条河船可以带我离开这个城市。 [Southern accent] There's a riverboat that'II take me out of this here city.