技术支持 有什么能帮您的吗? Technical support. May I help you?
Netflix: 美国视频网站 无敌当家: 美国经典家庭喜剧电影
我正在Netflix上看《无敌当家》 结果掉线了 Hi, uh, my Internet went out right in the middle of watching Beethoven on Netflix.
我得知道那条狗到底睡没睡着 I need to know if that dog gets put to sleep or not!
那条懒狗啊? 它最有意思了 Oh, the slobbery dog? It is most funny.
我最爱看它从Charles Grodin那里偷鸡腿 然后... My favorite is when he steals the turkey leg from Charles Grodin, and...
打住 打住 打住 No, no, no, no!
别再剧透了 修好我的网就行了 Please don't ruin it! Just fix my Internet.
那是当然 先生 首先 重启你的猫 Of course, Sir. First, power cycle the modem.
拔掉以太网线和交流电源适配器 Unplug the ethernet cord and the AC adapter.
以太适配器? 啥? Ether-dapter? What?
我真受不了你这缺根筋的口音 I'm struggling with your stupid accent.
你家美国哪块的? What part of America are you from?
我叫Mukund 来自印度孟买 先生 My name is Mukund. I am from Mumbai, India, Sir.
印度孟卖 真是操蛋的外包 Moon pie, India? Goddamn outsourcing!
偷走我们所有的工作 毁了我们的经济 Stealing all our jobs, screwing up our economy.
我的国家这么破烂都是因为你们国家 My country is in the shitter because of your country.
就是因为你们这群强奸山姆大叔的反美... This is a bunch of anti-American, Uncle Sam-raping bullsh... Oh.
能上网了 Oh, it's back on.
谢了 孟卖 真是谢谢你了 Hey, uh, thanks, Moonpie. Thank you so much.
漫迪字幕组倾情奉献
脆莓公园
早上好 林警们 早上天儿真是太好了 Good morning, rangers. Isn't this a glorious morning?
伙计们 我想热茶 但微波炉上没有门啊 Guys, I'm trying to heat up my tea, but there doesn't seem to be a door.
本来也没有 Woody说门会增加开销 It's never had a door. Woody said doors cost extra.
照样能用啦 只要把刀弄湿塞进锁眼就好了 It still works. You just have to shove a wet knife in the door hole.
- 这不危险么 - 相当危险的说 - Uh, isn't that dangerous? - Oh, very.
又流鼻血了 Another nosebleed.
- Connie 你怎么了? - Woody让我去把狼都阉了 - Connie! What happened? - Woody made me neuter the wolves,
但他太小气了 都不给买镇静剂 but he's too cheap to buy tranquilizer darts.
好啦 大伙谁先来? Okay, who's first?
够了 我们必须做些什么 That's it, we've gotta do something.
必须的 在这贱人变成狼人之前 Yeah, before this bitch turn into a werewolf.
不是 我说Woody 他为节省预算狠命剥削我们 No, about Woody. He's totally exploiting us just to cut the budget.
我们没医保 没退休金 We have no health insurance, no pension,
并且这个员工休息室是我见过最烂的了 and this is the worst employee break room I have ever seen.
哪个无能是工会代表啊? What incompetent moron is our Union Rep?
Steve Steve.
嘿 我可不是无能 再说这休息室哪里烂了? Hey, I'm not incompetent, and what's so bad about this break room?
他弄折我小弟弟了 冰箱里的山羊弄折我小弟弟了 He broke my dick! That fridge goat broke my dick!
爱熊有同性恋之意
喂? 是爱熊人网站吧 你们的网站被黑了 Yes. Is this bearlover dot net? Well, your website is broken.
我登陆想看萌人小熊 I logged on to see cute bears,
但站上到处都是满身长毛的肥基佬照片 but I just keep seeing pictures of fat, hairy gay guys!
- 好的 您的姓名 先生 - 等下 Mukund 你也在这里工作? - Okay, and what is your name, Sir? - Wait. Mukund? You work here, too?
是的先生 我给四家公司打工 每天工作22小时 Yes, Sir. I work for four companies, 22 hours a day.
每天22小时?! 真是工作狂啊 22 hours a day! What a work ethic.
你生活虽一团糟 但最起码过得像上了膛似的 对吧 Well, your life probably sucks, but at least you're loaded, right?
我没上了膛 这把枪上了 I'm not loaded, but this gun is.
Ganesh:印度教中的神
我来找你了 Ganesh I am coming to you, Ganesh!
我去 这哥们真搞笑 Man, this guy's hilarious.
喂? 喂? Hello? Hello?
- 你不去开门么 - Mukund? Mukund? - You gonna get that? Ugh! - Mukund? Mukund?
Woody 有人在门口拉了坨屎 Woody, somebody left a pile of shit on the doorstep.
Malloy 见到Denzel Ethel和Connie了吗 Malloy, have you seen Denzel, Ethel, and Connie?
这听起来可能很刺耳 他们在秘密集会打算取代你 This is gonna sting, but they're having a secret Union meeting to replace you.
这一点也不刺耳 听起来挺好的 That didn't sting at all. That felt great.
遇难登山者公墓
taco night: 女多男少的派对
我说 这地方比妹子包围下的Connie内裤还吓人 Man, this place is scarier than the backside of Connie's panties on taco night.
好吧 我们要什么? 适当的医疗保险 安全的工作环境 Okay, what do we need? Proper health benefits, safer working conditions...
我擦 Ah, shit!
老兄 你吓到我了 Man, you scared me!
果真 你们背地里在想法儿取代我 So it's true! You guys are trying to replace me behind my back.
事实上 Steve The thing is, Steve,
我们需要领导 但问题是 Woody并不尊重你 we need leadership, and the problem is, Woody doesn't respect you.
Woody并不尊重我 但你们尊重我 不是吗? Woody doesn't respect me? But you guys respect me, don't you?
我觉得你是个娘娘腔 I think you're a pussy.
我去反抗Woody 带着你们的要求去找他 I'll stand up to Woody! Let me go to him with your demands.
只求借此一战赢回你们对我的尊重 All I ask is for one more shot to win back your respect.
真不巧啊 Ooh, awkward.
听着 我们12点时要在这个墓地举行活人祭祀 Uh, listen, we've got the graveyard booked for a human sacrifice at midnight.
你不会恰巧是个处女吧 是吗? Uh, you wouldn't happen to be a virgin, would you?
好了 我懂你们的意思 你们是对的 谢谢了 Okay, yeah, I get it. I think you made your point, thank you.
另外谢谢你跟我确认 真是太贴心了 And thank you for double-checking with me. That's so sweet.
你特么想干啥 Steve? What the hell do you want, Steve?
Woody 正如你所知 我是本园全体林警的代表 Woody, as you know, I'm the representative for the rangers here,
我们要提一些要求 and we have some demands we'd like met.
- 要求? - 那个 也许是建议 - Demands? - Well, maybe suggestions.
建议? Suggestions?
事实上更像愿望清单 Well, more of a wish list, actually.
好吧 Steve All right, Steve.
你想要谈判 You want to negotiate?
我就跟你谈判 We'll negotiate.
好消息 大家 Good news, guys.
跟那套蹩脚医保说拜拜吧 We don't have that crappy health insurance anymore.
真的? 那现在是何等医保? Really? What insurance do we have now?
彻底没了 但这样我们就会更小心了 None, but this way we'll be more careful.
另外 知道我最恨什么吗? Also, you know what I really hate?
当你干得正带劲 张罗这儿忙活那儿 突然之间... When you're in your groove, rangering it up, and then boom,
有人跟你说 歇着吧 午休了 you get interrupted by having to take a lunch break.
所以Woody连午休都要取消了 So Woody's gonna get rid of those.
Steve 你真是个贱骨头 你还敢跟谁反抗啊?! Steve, you're a spineless turd. You can't stand up to anyone.
谁我不敢? Yes, I can.
- 给我坐下 - 遵命 - Sit your ass down! - Okay.
这太难以接受了 我们也不会再忍了 This is unacceptable, and we are not going to put up with this.
不忍了? 也许我会找人取代你们 Oh, no? Then maybe I should just replace you.
是啊 好像你能找到比我们更能干的似的 Right, like you could find anyone who would work for less than us.
你这么说可真搞笑 我已经找到了 Funny you should say that. I already did.
- 你好 我的朋友们 - 你好 我的朋友们 - Hello, my friends. - Hello, my friends.
大家万福 Thousand greetings.
他们通过Skype在印度操作 而且一天只收费三刀 They're Skyped in from India, and work for three bucks a day.
Skype:即时通讯软件
Al Jazeera:大名鼎鼎的半岛电视台
除了半岛还有别的台嘛 Do they get any channels other than Al Jazeera?
这回看你们怎么办 So what's it gonna be?
要么选我和Steve一致同意的A方案 You can "A" take the deal Steve and I agreed to,
要么B方案: 卷铺盖走人 or "B" get the hell out!
岂有此理 他怎么能把巡林工作外包给阿三 This is ridiculous. He can't possibly outsource park rangers to India.
- 我才不买他的账 - 我和Ethel意见一致 - I call his bluff. - I'm with Ethel.
去他的 我意见和Ethel还有阴吹女士一样 我不干了 Hell, yeah! I'm with Ethel and Andre the 'Gina. I quit.
Steve 你和我们一起辞职太让我引以为傲了 Steve, I am so proud of you for quitting with us.
是啊 这真需要些胆量 Steve Yeah, that took balls, Steve.
好吧 都是一家人 不是吗? Well, all for one, right?
是啊 我本以为你会把我们卖了呢 Yeah. I thought you was gonna punk out.
嘿 为啥你盒子里没有东西? Hey, why don't you have anything in your box?
抱歉 伙计们 我不能辞职 能帮我把这回收了吗? Sorry, guys, I couldn't quit. Could you recycle this for me?
- 叛徒 - 我早该知道的 - Traitor! - I should've known.
你真该庆幸这道破门挡着我的路 不然踢烂你屁股 You better be glad this flimsy gate's here, or I'd whoop your ass.
我是Woody的人 伙计们 I'm with Woody, guys.
就算薪水减半 我也不会离开脆莓的 I couldn't leave Brickleberry even if I had to take a 50% pay cut!
听起来不错 Steve 我立马就裁掉你50%的薪水 Sounds good, Steve! I'm giving you a 50% pay cut!
谢谢 太英明了 老大 Thank you. Great idea, Sir.
见鬼 Damn it.
欢迎来到脆莓国家公园 朋友们 Welcome to Brickleberry National Park, my friends.
搞什么啊 我对天起誓 是他要看我的 What? I swear to God, he asked to see it.
看看这效率 这些机器人的效率真是惊人啊 Ooh, look at that! These dot bots are incredible!
人家卖力干活还没牢骚 They work hard and don't complain,
和你称为朋友的那些懒鬼是天上地下 unlike those quitters you call friends.
不过还是得给那些傻帽点尊重 Gotta respect those stupid assholes, though.
可算识相走人了 They stuck to their guns.
那我呢 我可是完全服从你的啊 How 'bout me? I did exactly what you wanted.
一点不错 Damn right, you did.
嘿 Dottie 两杯柠檬汁 Hey, Dottie! Two lemonades.
一杯给我 一杯给我的马屁精Steve One for me and one for my submissive bitch, Steve.
Woody 这样行不通的 Woody, this is not gonna work out.
我的意思是 他们只不过是机器人 I mean, they're robots.
这是您要的两杯柠檬汁 Here are the two lemonades you requested.
或许我真该再好好想想 Or maybe I shouldn't be so quick to judge.
熊猫交配的季节从七月持续到九月 The panda's mating season is from July to September.
很好 快吃那竹子 Yeah, eat that bamboo.
嘿 小声点 让我好好看电视 Hey, keep it down. I'm trying to watch TV.
看 Ajay 一只会说话的熊 Look, Ajay, a talking bear!
他就像泰迪·华斯比 上世纪80年代中期的儿童玩具 He is much like the Teddy Ruxpin, a children's toy from the mid-1980s.
上世纪80年代的动画人物
把磁带从它菊花里插进去 You would simply insert audio cassettes into his anus
它就会给你读寓言故事 and he would read fables to you.
听着 不要用你们过头的职业道德来糟践我的生活 Listen, you're not gonna ruin my life with your annoying work ethic.
放松点 给自己找点乐子 Now loosen up, have some fun.
让我们像绅士一样 一起看看亚洲小电影吧 Let's watch some Asian porn together like gentlemen.
熊猫可不会让我们这样搞它 你这里有牛没? Pandas don't do it for us. Do you have any cows?
我还是不敢相信Steve把我们卖了 I can't believe Steve did this to us.
没事的 Connie 我们在这也能找到饭碗 It's okay, Connie. We'll just find new jobs here.
在这个近亲繁殖的土佬窝子吗? In this inbred, hick town?
把话给我收回去 我系这里的镇长 I take offense to that. I is the Mayor.
现在我系这里的镇长 Now I is the Mayor.
你特么最好把我的镇长帽还回来 You better gimme back my goddamn Mayor hat!
可悲的政治家 Politics.
什么笑话更会惹毛你? 9/11相关还是和7-11相关的? What's more offensive to you? 9/11 jokes or 7-Eleven jokes?
嘿 Steve 快看 Hey, Steve, check this out.
我好像看到你老妈了 I think I've seen your mother.
你大脑袋从她阴道里出来 都把她给挤成弓形腿了 She's bow-legged from your fat head coming through her wagina.
真棒 如果我们俩谁有手 我们就能击掌了 Nice. If either one of us had hands, I'd high-five you.
Steve先生 我不敢相信他们竟如此糟践你 Mr. Steve, I can't believe they disrespect you like that.
没关系的 他们是我的朋友 Ah, it's okay. They're my buddies.
- 我才不是呢 傻缺 - 我也一样 傻缺 - I'm not your buddy, dick hole! - Eh, me neither, dick hole!
你是Dottie 对吧 Uh, you're Dottie, right?
事实上 我叫石芬玛 Actually, my name is Rakshapani.
我叫Steve Oh, uh, I'm Steve.
我知道 你是脆莓公园的头号林警 I know. You are the top ranger here at Brickleberry.
真的? 话说呢 Really? You know what?
我们真该找个时间一起吃饭 石粪马 We should grab dinner some time, rock... Shit... Pony.
这地方都被我们逛遍了 We've looked everywhere.
就是找不到任何地方有要人的 There's no job openings in this town.
- 这地方看着有戏 - Ethel 我看那是脱衣舞俱乐部 - This place looks promising. - Ethel, I think that's a titty bar.
- 我不知道该不该去... - 真棒 - I don't know if we should... - Yeah!
脱衣舞俱乐部 脱衣舞俱乐部 Tit-ty bar! Tit-ty bar!
请进 请进 Come in, come in!
老天 这生意真是越来越难做了 Jesus, this business is getting so stale.
你们想做什么? What do you want?
看看是谁来了? What do we have here?
就是你 你将是这世上脱衣舞的闪耀新星 You! You're the world's next stripping sensation!
好吧 伙计们 这是... 这是个艰难的决定 Well, guys, this is a... This is a tough decision,
但我决定做了 为了你们所有人我决定做了 but I'm going to do it. I'm gonna do it for all of us.
好的 先生 我愿以展现我的魔鬼身材来换饭钱 Okay, Sir, I will agree to expose my perfect body for money.
不是说你 瘦咪咪 世上你这样的多了去了 Not you, skinny tits. There's a million just like you.
我是在说她呢 I'm talking about her!
- 我? - 她? - Me? - Her?
- 你是瞎子 对吧? - 闭嘴 - You blind, right? - Shut your face!
职业生涯里 My whole career
我一直在追寻一样空前绝后的... I've been looking for an act so unconventional
能震惊整个业界的人 that it will shake up the industry.
我给你铺好了阳关大道 我要把你培养成一颗巨星 I've got big plans. I'm going to make you a star!
我不知道 先生 Mm, I don't know, Mister.
我叫Jorge 来吧 我把这俩怪胎也雇了还不行嘛 It's Jorge. Come on! I'll even hire these two freaks.
- 好吧 我干 - 很好 - Okay, I'll do it. - Yes!
你做新DJ 你可以去清理小便池 You'll be our new DJ, and you can mop up the peep booths.
- 什么? - 见鬼 我真不想当DJ - What? - Man. I hate DJ-ing.
- 你想换换口味吗? - 真的? - You want to switch jobs? - Really?
才不是呢 我爱死DJ了 你慢慢把那些精斑擦干净吧 Hell, no! I love DJ-ing. Have fun mopping up that semen.
你们怎么又忙里忙外了? Aw, you guys are working again.
拜托 别管他了 我这里有更重要的事交给你们 Come on, put him down. I've got a really important job for you.
如果你们其中一个能鸡奸另外一个 Now, if one of you could rape the other one,
这场好戏就像《权力游戏》一样精彩了 this would be just like game of thrones.
《冰与火之歌》其中的一部
这就是为什么耶稣能用混合招式打败甘地 And that is why Jesus could beat Gandhi in mixed martial arts.
Steve 你真是无所不知啊 Oh, Steve, you know so much about everything.
真希望哪天我也能成为像你一样棒的林警 I hope to one day become a great ranger like you.
没错 我是个好林警 True, I am a great ranger,
但我... 最近辜负了我的朋友们 but I'm... I, uh, let my friends down recently.
我相信你已经竭尽全力了 I'm sure you did everything you could.
你是个好人 Steve You're a good man, Steve.
石粪马 我就喜欢你善解人意 Oh, rock shit pony. I love how you just get me.
印度菜馆
平时我最恨老外了 但实话实说 你们几个我还不怎么恨 Usually I hate foreigners, I'm gonna be honest, but you guys I hate way less.
这还真好玩 但是 我们得回去工作了 This has been very much fun. Unfortunately, we must get back to work.
这个钟点就回去工作? 不是吧 Back to work at this hour? Come on!
Woody老爷建议说取消我们的下班睡觉时间 Mr. Woody has advised me we do not get time off to sleep even.
- 别听他扯淡 - 不听怎么行? - Well, don't listen to him. - How do you don't listen?
傻了吧 在美国 你唯一应该服从的 See, here in America, the only person you should take orders from
是你的朋友 比如说我 are your friends, like me.
如果你老板让你去做啥 只是跟你商量罢了 When your boss tells you to do something, it's just a suggestion.
真正目标是 能少干就少干 干多就是王八蛋 The goal should be to do as little work as humanly possible.
真的呀? 关于美国咱们还得懂点啥? Really? What else should we know about America?
我真不敢相信我们参加了真正的美国脱衣舞会 I cannot believe we are at a real American strip party.
就是呀 哥现在要撒一把小额面值货币 I know. I will now produce precipitation using this low-denominational currency.
那 褐种男 准备好介绍妞儿们了吗? So, mahogany man. Are you ready to introduce the girls?
好了 我还大胆做了点背景调查 Yeah. I took it upon myself to do a little research.
嘿 老少爷们 我是你们的主持人 小脏弟 Hey, y'all, it's your boy, Dirty D,
独一无二 有一说一的D.J. the only DJ that tells it like it really is.
接下来上台的是一位青春热辣女 Up next to the stage is a hot young lady
曾被有特殊需求的表哥性侵 who was sexually abused by her special needs brother.
她归咎于自身 又染上了好凶的毒瘾 She blamed herself and picked up a nasty meth habit.
大家 表现出你们的激情 Please, show her some love
也许今晚她就不会哭着睡去 and maybe she won't cry herself to sleep tonight.
欢迎"糖果"登上大舞台 Welcome Kandy to the main stage!
你们在这啊 Woody发飙了 There you are! Woody is pissed.
你们应该在上班的 You guys should be at work!
嘿 猪油脸 哥们现在是在美国 Hey, lard face, we are in America now.
这才叫作入乡随俗 This is how the game is played.
对嘛 正是懒病发作时 穿条李维斯 Yes, it's time to be lazy, wear the Levi,
吃点油炸土豆条 看些大奶子 eat the french fry, and see the titty.
嘿 Ethel 你在这儿干嘛? Hey, Ethel. What are you doing here?
新工作啊 专职美乃滋擦洗员 多谢你啊 Steve My new job, the official mayonnaise mopper thanks to you, Steve.
我的简历上绝对够看的 This'll look great on my resume.
这工作也没那么糟糕啦 It's not that bad of a gig.
嘿 Ethel 你给我快点去香槟包房 Hey. Ethel! I need you in the Champagne room!
Pinkberry: 洛杉矶的酸奶品牌
好像是酸奶溅了一房间似的 It looks like a pinkberry exploded in there!
接下来上场的是"水晶" Up next is Crystal.
她扭臀卖笑 只为了奶粉钱 She'll be shakin' that ass to buy baby formula.
她因偷纸尿布被判缓刑 She's on probation for stealin' Huggies
她住在一辆1980款的蒙特卡罗小轿车里 and she lives in a 1980 Monte Carlo!
唯一比她每小时薪水更低的 就是她的自尊 The only thing lower than her hourly rates is her self-esteem.
大家为了"水晶" 狂热动起来 So let's get rock hard for Crystal!
好啦 Ajay 我可赌了50块在Mohindernanthan身上 All right, Ajay. I got 50 on Mohindernanthan.
这特么是搞啥? 这地方你们都是禁止入内的 What in the hell is going on? You're not even allowed in here!
我们跟熊玩乒乓球啊 We do the ping pong with the bear.
我好像告诉你们的是把垃圾扔到湖里吧 I thought I told you to drag that trash into the lake!
我们没那心思 We did not feel like it.
没心思... 你们这些机器人死定了 Didn't f... You robots are dead meat!
我要加倍你们的工作量 你们现在做的工作 I am doubling your work! The work that you are doing now,
下次就是翻倍做了 翻倍 your going to be doing twice as much of it! Doubling!
你们到底有没有听 我... You ever heard of that, ra...?
你特么这又是干嘛 Steve? Whoa! What the hell are you doing, Steve?
以你的标准都有点太重口了 This is even weird for you.
Woody 我... Woody, I, uh...
Steve 你可别搞机器人啊 Steve you cannot have sex with the robots!
她可是要工作的 我不想再让你见她了 She needs to be working. I don't want you to see her anymore.
多蒂是90年代末轰动一时的机器人女佣 除了维护不花一分钱
- 可是, 先生... - 我来搞定 小多蒂 - But, Sir... - I'll handle this, Dottie.
你说了算 Woody 我不会再见她了 Whatever you say, Woody. I won't see her anymore.
什么? 你在干什么啊 Steve? What? What are you doing, Steve?
对不起 小多蒂 你也听到他说什么了 Sorry, Dottie. You heard what he said.
爱上机器人 Steve 你个傻缺货 In love with a robot. Steve, you stupid son of a bitch.
难怪你的朋友们都不尊重你 No wonder your friends don't respect you.
你连自尊都没有 You don't even respect yourself.
小多蒂 听着 对不起 Dottie. Look, I'm sorry.
什么啊 您哪位? 石粪马去哪了? What! Who are you? Where's rock shit pony?
石芬玛她死了 Oh, Rakshapani's dead.
- 什么 - 不对不对不对 - What? - No, no, no, no, no.
印英大词典
Rakshapani被巫师强奸了 Rakshapani was raped by a wizard.
- 什么? - 我是说她辞职了 - What? - I mean she quit.
不好意思啦 Sorry.
好嘞 Denzel 下一个是Connie了 All right, Denzel. Connie's next.
给我们的大明星好好介绍一番 Give our star a proper intro!
接下来要上场的这奇葩 Next up, guys, we have something
我保证你们一次都没见过 也不会再想二回 I'm sure you've never seen before and never wanted to.
加大版的女同志 有着变态加大版的阴蒂 A plus-size lesbian, with abnormal enlargement of the clitoris.
话筒给老子 Give me that!
大开眼界绝无仅有的新妞 兄弟们准备好了没? Are you ready for the most unique new talent you've ever seen, guys?
请欢迎世界著名的脱衣界新传奇 Connie Please welcome the world's newest stripping legend, Con-nie!
上吧 上吧 Go! Yes!
这特么什么玩意? What the hell is that?
太好了 他们喜欢你 让丫们瞧瞧什么叫技术球 Yes, they love you! Show them the 7-10 split!
Connie Connie Connie Connie Connie Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie!
我们爱Connie
嘿嘿 干嘛你要 Hey, hey! Wait a minute!
瘦咪咪 Connie死哪去了? Skinny tits, where the hell shit is Connie?
Connie之家 动感保龄球
她误训练了 She's missing practice.
- 你想擅闯此地吗? - 我得见Connie - Uh, where do you think you're going? - I need to see Connie.
你预约了吗? You got an appointment?
嘿 你还没预约呢 Hey, you don't have an appointment.
你不是要剥皮的葡萄嘛 Here's the peeled grapes you asked for.
喂我 Feed me.
行了 你未免做头牌做过火了吧 All right, don't you think you're taking this diva stuff a little too far?
这可不是你风格 It's not like you.
Jorge说你又逃训练了? Jorge said you blew off practice again?
我哪有空训练? 我是女神 I don't have time for that. I'm a Goddess,
不是你这种俗女 明星待遇该我的 not a plain girl like you. I deserve star treatment.
- 真不敢相信... - 喂我 - I can't believe... - Feed me!
我们要看Connie 我们要看Connie We want Connie! We want Connie!
Connie 愣着干嘛? 赶紧上场啊 粉丝等着呢 Connie, what are you doing? It's time to go on. Your fans await.
镇长戴着镇长帽都过来了 Even the Mayor is here with his Mayor hat.
感觉来了我自然会去 I'll go on when I feel like it!
你到底怎么了? 你自大过头了吧? What happen to you? You get too big for your britches!
不好好训练 你的家伙式儿已经松得没章法了 You don't practice, your cooch-hoop has become loose and undisciplined.
那你跪下来求我 You get down on your knees and beg me.
去你丫的 哥一辈子没求过人 Fak ju! I don't beg for anybody!
好吧 我求 来吧 Connie 拜托 Okay, I beg. Come on, Connie, please.
拜托 Connie 拜托了 Please, Connie, please.
朝我来 朝我来 Hit me! Hit me!
嘿 她那是... 闹着玩呢 Hey! That was just a joke.
让她重来一遍 Let her try again.
对 要是我撅得够低... Yeah, so if I stretch real far...
尽全力撅到最低 舌头绝对可以够到小帽帽 If I stretch as far as I can, I can just touch the helmet with my tongue.
来啦 Steve 看见你 我还挺高兴的 Uh, Steve. I'm actually happy to see you.
嘿 Woody 我能找你聊... Hey, Woody, can I talk to you for...
多亏外包 Steve Yeah, thanks to outsourcing, Steve,
脆莓预算总算走出赤字了 Brickleberry's budget is back in the black.
瞧瞧 咱省了多少银子 Check it out. Look at all the money we saved.
- 这块公告牌花了多少银子啊? - 省下的都搭上了 - How much did that bulletin board cost? - All the money we saved.
听着 Woody 我得跟你请两天假 Look, Woody, I need some time off.
我要飞趟印度 找回人生的真爱 I'm flying to India to get back the love of my life.
慢着 Woody刚跟我说完他怎么吸鸡自己 Hold on. Uh, Woody was just telling me how he tried to suck himself,
但你特么真心最让我同情 and somehow you still win most pathetic.
请假是不可能的 没得商量 滚回去干活 They will be no time off, and that's final! Get to work!
知道了 I understand.
不行 No.
你说什么 Steve? What did you say, Steve?
我说不行 这次不行了 I said no. Not this time.
别再指挥我团团转 我不会再屈尊了 You're not gonna push me around. I'm not backing down!
毛? What?
没错 我要飞去印度 找回石粪马 Yeah. I'm going to India to get rock shit pony back.
我爱她 我就要去找她 甭管你乐意不乐意 I love her and that's what I'm going to do, whether you like it or not.
好办 Steve 你被... Well then, Steve, you're...
炒了? 正好 你待我如粪土 Fired? Good. You treat me like garbage.
自己在这破地方玩吧 当初大伙走我就该跟着去 You can run this place on your own. I should've left when the others did.
这会儿 您要是不介意 我先去印度了 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to India!
石粪马? Rock shit pony?
Steve? Steve?
对不住了伙计们 我想当初应该多加练习的 I'm sorry, guys. I guess I should've practiced more.
我懒得不成样子 满脑袋都是懒虫 I got lazy and let it all go to my head.
目测菊花也长了懒虫呢 Ha, looks like you let some of it go to your ass, too!
没事的 Connie It's okay, Connie.
你... 你毁了我 You. You ruined me!
你那洞洞真心比甲壳虫的个头还大 That vagina could have been bigger than the Beatles!
最糟糕的是它长在了自大狂身上 Too bad it's attached to an egomaniac!
给我滚 你被炒了 Get out! You're fired!
带上这黑货 还有这个走路甩咪咪的家伙 Take the brown one and the walking stick with tits with you!
总算承认我了 不容易啊 Well, a compliment, finally!
嘿 你们特么干嘛呢? Hey! What the hell are you doing?
偷公家东西呀 美国佬不净这么干么 是吧? We are just stealing from work. That is what Americans do, yes?
没错 Mohindernanthan 咱光明正大 Yes Mohindernanthan. We are entitled.
哥的公告牌?! 够了 都给我下课 My bulletin board! That is it! You're all fired!
我这就给你们公司打电话 I'm calling your company right now.
印度外包公司 有什么可为您效劳? Outsourcing of India, how may I help you?
啥? 听不懂你说话 让我跟印度佬说话 What? I can't understand you! Let me speak to an Indian!
这样啊 真不好意思 我们整个客服部 Ah. So sorry, but entire customer service Department
已经外包给南韩了 has been outsourced to South Korea.
靠 擦啊 Ugh! Goddamn it!
好吧 我接受指正 All right, I stand corrected.
那些印度佬比你们还糟糕 Those turban-ators were even worse than you.
Steve说情让我把你们雇回来 Steve convinced me to give you your old jobs back.
全额工资 外加完善医保和安全工作环境 At full pay, with better health benefits, and safer working conditions.
- 我要每天工作3小时 - 随你 - And I get a three hour work day. - Fine.
- 每周3小时 - 随你 - Week. - Fine!
- 每月3小时 - 随你丫 赶紧回来就是了 - Month. - Whatever! Just get back to work.
靠 你又把他们雇回来了? Ugh! You hired them back?
我的机器人怎么办? What happened to my robots?
甭替他们操心了 有个傻缺把他们雇了 Don't worry about them. Some stupid ass will hire 'em.
我... 特么爱死... I [Bleep] Love...
美国佬啦 America!
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