- You think he sees us? - No, he can't see us.
But trust me, he can feel us watching.
Pop? Oh, that's a big one, Pop. That's a big one here.
Okay.
He showed up.
Ten-two. Come on, kid, you can do it.
He's circling that little alcove right there.
This is all you, Kale. That's it.
Try to put it right in front of him. Right in front of him.
See, you're talking to me, and you're messing me up, Dad.
Okay. Don't spook him.
- Come on. There. - There we go.
Oh, that was perfect.
Oh, he's taking it. Look, he's following it.
Easy. Easy.
Dead drift. Dead drift.
- Oh, you gotta be kidding. - Easy. Easy. Come on, baby, take it.
- Take it, baby. - Bite, bite, bite!
- He bit, he bit! - Okay, easy.
- That's it. Tip up. Tip up. - Okay, okay.
Do I let go? Do I let the line go?
No, don't panic. Just let him take it. If he wants to take it, let him take it.
- Tip up. That's it. - He got it. He's biting.
I know. No, he's got it, baby. Come on.
Okay, reel him in slow. Nice and slow. Hold him.
All right. All right.
- You gotta be kidding me. - That's all right.
It's okay. You did everything you could.
- This is ridiculous. - Yeah, no, it's fine.
You did everything you could. Sometimes they just get away.
Come on, let's take a break. Come on, it's all right.
If I can't catch a fish, I don't know what I'm doing out here.
- Beats working, right? - What?
Hold that. I said, it beats working.
You're a writer. You work from home. You ain't got it that tough, come on.
- Here you go. You got it? - Yeah.
You know what?
I really appreciate you bailing on your friends
to spend some time with your old man.
It's not like you forced me to be here, Pop.
- No, I know, but I appreciate it. - I appreciate it.
Anything you want to talk about? Anything...
- What? What? - No, it's just...
- Is this that moment? This is that... - Never mind.
- No, no, this is that father-son... - No, never...
- No, I'm in. - Forget I said it.
I got something. Here's something. You got a keen eye for this.
- You're not gonna tell Mom? - No, I won't say anything.
No? All right. I'm having a kid.
Yeah. You know, your little boy's growing up.
I got a girl pregnant, and now I gotta go visit her.
She lives in Reno. I don't know how I'm gonna get there.
I'll probably have to take Mom's car.
But we're gonna live together. We're gonna move into a trailer park.
Yeah, her name's Shirley. She's real great.
- Yeah? She cute? - Of course.
Yeah. Good. That's all that counts. Smart-ass. Let's fish.
I'm gonna catch one before you.
Yeah, but I don't mess with you while you're fishing. That's the deal.
No, Ma, we drained the entire...
Literally every fish that was swimming in the river is now in the trunk right now.
- You're kidding. - No, I'm not kidding.
Yeah, are you sure you two aren't stopping off and buying a fish,
like you did last time?
What?
Are we gonna stop off and buy fish, like the last time?
No, no. Ma, come on. We know you're too savvy for that.
Oh, come on, look at this guy.
Oh, come on! Jackass!
- Hey. - No, no, no. No, not you, Mom.
- I'm sorry. - Give me the phone.
Hey, babe, you should have seen him today.
We got enough fish for a week.
- How long do you think you'll be? - I don't know. About an hour?
Forty-five...
Kale!
Oh, God.
Kale, are you okay?
Dad.
Kale!
Dad?
Move it!
Yeah, keep dreaming, perv.
Ronnie!
Seņor Brecht?
Kale.
So, Kale,
think you can stay conscious long enough to tell us
your plans for the three wondrous
summer months ahead?
Do you want me to stand up?
Summer months.
I don't know what you just said. I didn't read that far in the book.
Did you do the homework or not?
I guess not.
You guess not?
I don't know who you think you are,
or who you think you're dealing with.
You can't give me a straight answer, fine.
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't fail you
right now.
What would your father think?
No, Kale! No, no, no!
Okay, Mr. Brecht.
You're six months shy of 18.
That means the Assault Two charge you've pled guilty to carries a maximum
of one year in juvie.
With these priors, you're up to three.
Losing a parent isn't easy,
which is why I'm sentencing you to three months house arrest.
Mr. Brecht, I just cut you a break.
Don't test me.
Okay, you're all set to go nowhere.
Now, green means you're good, you're in the safe zone,
which covers about a 100-foot radius from this guy.
You unplug it, the police come immediately.
He's like a modem.
He gets a constant GPS signal from Mr. Bracelet
that goes through your phone line to the monitoring systems downtown.
So they know where you are, where you've been
and what you're thinking, 25/7.
- What if he accidentally goes beyond... - Red light flashes.
You got 10 seconds to get your butt back to green, or else.
Or else what? The execution squad shows up?
And they don't bring blindfolds.
It's tamper-proof and waterproof.
So don't try to stick your foot in a bucket of water and hop across the line.
It won't work, and you'll look stupid.
Now, here's the instructions. Here's my card.
Thank you.
Are you all set up to pay the incarceration fee, Mrs. Brecht?
- No. - $12. Every day.
I accept all major credit cards.
Great.
My wallet's right over here.
Officer.
- I'm sorry, Mrs. Brecht. - Thank you, really.
Gutierrez?
Your Spanish teacher,
he's my cousin.
Oh, one more thing. Listen up.
House arrest might sound like a breeze,
but I've seen many a folk get a bit loopy after too long.
Some after just a day or two.
So find constructive things to do to keep yourself busy.
Boom! Nice shot.
Okay, get my left flank. There's two more at the entrance.
Let me jump on the M60. Cobra's at 3 o'clock.
- Just get your position and hold it. - Do it now, man!
Just get your position and hold it. Go down to the bottom entrance.
Okay, here we go. Here it comes, here it comes.
- Just watch. Here it goes. - Shoot, now!
- Fired. - Come on!
Boom! Boom! Got it. Okay, we got that. We got that.
Now, follow me. Off the ledge. There's a secret entrance at the bottom.
Hello?
You gotta be kidding me. Hello?
Alan stops by Cheaters to discuss what's been eating at his conscience.
Well, your camera busted in on the situation that I guess I was in.
Uh-oh.
Here she comes.
Hey! Where you going?
Caught you, bro.
Here. Come around here.
What the... is going on?
- Alan? - Come on.
Man up, Alan.
- Open the... door. - Alan?
- What the... - What the hell you doing?
What the...
Explain what you're doing with Valerie's cousin?
How the hell... How the...
... Saint Tropez all the way to Cannes.
It was so beautiful. There's nothing like it, especially from the air.
Parasail with us through the skies over endless blue water.
Then shop Cabo's maze of streets, alleyway stores and curios.
Then we'll get adventurous with the best in water sports.
And, of course, the good stuff, chicas calientes.
On Bikini Destinations, Cabo San Lucas.
Police in Madison...
- More trash TV? - No, it's news.
... 15 miles west of Springdale have released the first photo
of 33-year-old Patricia Williams,
who may be the victim of a kidnapping.
Family members reported Williams missing yesterday
after repeated calls to her cell phone went unanswered for three days.
You canceled my Xbox.
iTunes, too.
You know what else I'm canceling?
Maid service.
Look, Kale, I'm sorry you're a felon, but this is not a vacation.
I have two open houses today.
I want you to clean up this room and clean up the kitchen.
I'll do that. Let me just check my schedule.
If you have any information on the whereabouts
of Patricia Williams, a special hotline number
has been set up at 1-800...
Isn't that a little overdramatic?
You don't think I'm just gonna plug it back in?
Dramatic?
What are you gonna do now?
Are you crazy?
- Ma... - That's dramatic.
Clean up your room.
Ronnie, you have no idea how much this thing itches.
Plus, my mother transformed. She's a dictator now,
like the warden from Shawshank. And she took my Xbox.
And my iTunes are gone, right? And I can't go anywhere.
I'm losing it. I'm losing my mind. Just give me any information,
anything at all. What's going on out there?
You gotta see these Oahu chicks. The natives are ferocious.
This girl down by the pool,
she just taught me how to say "Lauhala-lana."
- What does that mean? - I have no idea.
- I think it's a Hawaiian mating call. - You're lying.
Who's that with you? Is that...
Do you work here? I'm gonna have to call you back, okay?
No, no, don't do it. Ronnie. Ronnie.
- Ronnie! Ronnie! - I've gotta go, bye.
Oh, yeah. Here we go.
Oh, yeah, there we go. Yeah.
Mary asked if I'd cover the hostess stand a couple nights this week.
So, I could be kind of late.
Do you want to talk about anything?
I got nothing.
- I'm dropping this off in the garage. - Oh, careful. Careful.
It's a priceless family heirloom. I don't have time to explain it.
Put it downstairs.
Get the boxes out first.
Ashley, sweetie, could you please come upstairs?
- Be nice to your mom today, okay? - I am being very nice.
And we've got more stuff in the car, so, you know, join in.
Yeah, I'm coming!
God.
Yeah?
Oh! Oh, shit.
No!
It's dog shit.
What a retard!
You little bastards.
Bet you think that's real funny, huh?
What are you gonna do? Kill us, like you killed your teacher?
Not before I shove this shit and my foot back up your asses.
Oh, crap!
Dude, you said he couldn't leave his house.
He can't!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit!
Turn green! Turn green!
Okay, here we are, back at home. I'm good.
Turn green. Come on.
Come on! Turn green, I'm in!
Turn green. Come on.
Yes!
Yes! Yes!
Hey, are you okay?
No, it's fine.
I'm fine. It just... It turned. I'm green.
No, no, no. Sir? Listen. Officer, listen to me.
I wasn't trying to go anywhere. I wasn't trying to leave.
There's a bag of shit on my stairs. Two kids just...
Honestly, they put a bag of shit on my stairs and they lit it on fire.
- Get down on the ground. - There's a bag of shit on my...
Get down on the ground!
Get your hands behind your head.
Somebody comes and shits on my house?
- Face down, face down. - This is bullshit.
Now give me your other hand.
Kale, calm down. The officers were probably in the neighborhood already.
Yeah, but the cop that came, that cop is my teacher's cousin.
They're related. Isn't that a conflict of interest?
- Is there no other cops that can... - He didn't haul you away, right?
- No. No, he didn't. He... - Because first times happen.
- Right. - The officers knew that.
Even your teacher's cousin.
But next time you will be back in front of a judge, all right?
Thank you.
Little harder, Chad.
Hi, pup.
Come here.
- You and me, both. - Frankie! Frankie!
- Where is he? Where is he? - No, no, no.
Frankie! Where are you?
Frankie!
- Mom? - What'd you get?
Just a couple things.
You want to try them on for me?
- Maybe later. - Well, the pool's almost ready.
Aloha, Seņor Kale.
Ronald! What's going on, bro?
- Nothing. - How you doing?
- Oh, great. Have you been showering? - Of course. Come on.
- What is that? - Macadamia nuts.
That's all you got me? Some stupid nuts?
Hey, I got something to show you that is most definitely...
No, no. I got something to show you. I got something to show you.
This is reality without the TV.
There's a world right outside my window.
- Look, look. Here we go. - I have Maui chicks, man.
There it is. Mrs. Pilch.
And the Pilch dog.
- Exciting. - No, no, no, wait, it's not done.
Look, and then she... Look what she does.
She says bye to Linda, the maid they have at the house,
who has a titty tat, you know.
And then every Thursday at 4:00, she goes to the country club
and plays tennis with Betty Big-Bangs over there.
Okay, and then the ladies leave.
Here we go. Cue Mr. Pilch, coming back from work.
- Fascinating. - Here we go, here we go.
Get up. Get up and look at this. What do you think that's about, huh?
He comes in. Here, take this. Take this. Take it.
Put that down. Look. Look at the top, second story.
- Who's there? - Damn!
Right? You see what I'm saying? Here, come on.
- Ronnie, let's go. - Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.
Oh, my God, you've made the Tower of Twinkie.
Is that in the Stalker's Handbook somewhere?
No, listen. That's not what I am, okay? I'm not a stalker.
These are just simple observations. Natural side effects of chronic boredom.
Find your passion, Kale.
This is Robert Turner.
And...
He does that about twice a day. Other than that, I don't really see him.
Here's the little shitbagger sleeper cell I was telling you about, remember?
- Oh, the ding-dong ditch? - Yeah, that's them.
So what's the plan for the counterattack?
I don't know. I'm keeping my options open.
- The runt is mine. - Here, come on.
- What was that? - Here, come on.
Last stop on the tour.
Here, come here. Come here.
Oh, my God.
There is a God.
Yeah.
Who is she?
I don't know.
What's stopping you?
Come on.
Shit. Oh, God.
Can I help you?
No, no, no. I'm fine, I got it. I got it.
I'm real close. It's just the bush has grown a little bit.
Don't worry about it. I do this all the time.
Yeah, I can tell.
I got these two.
A little embarrassing, I can't get my own mail.
I think any pride you had left was gone a while ago.
Oh, you mean when the cops came.
No, no, no. That was a screw-up on their end.
That wasn't me. Wrong guy, wrong house, wrong...
Wrong. Just wrong. I'm Kale, by the way.
So, how's your move going?
- Still going. - Yeah?
I'd help. I'm just a little spatially challenged at the moment.
Yeah, you kinda got that whole Martha Stewart thing going on.
Yeah, kinda. Except I don't get, like,
a 48-hour allowance for office visits.
I'm not very good at decorating pastries, either.
It's not one of my strong suits.
So, where'd you say you moved from?
- I'm from the city. - The city?
And now, forcefully relocated.
Ashley?
Can you come in here, please?
My mom.
Yeah, I've been washing dishes by hand.
She's really polite and always says "please,"
but she has that tone, did you notice?
Yeah, I know the tone.
I'm Ashley, by the way.
Noticed that, too.
Japan's earning season will go into full swing this week, so...
... weeks ago.
A valet parking attendant says an unidentified person
picked up Williams sometime between 10:00 and 10:30 p.m.
That individual was driving a blue 1960s Ford Mustang,
which may have been dented on the left side.
Police have released a surveillance tape
confirming the eyewitness account.
But now, in the newest development,
sources close to the investigation say a review of the entire tape...
Started without me, huh?
Nice.
What are you stopping for?
No.
You can't see me. It's too dark in here.
All right, you've done it. You've pushed me right over the edge.
Just look at me when I talk to you! Now, listen...
You've let me down, Ashley!
A Mustang.
- Oh, Jesus. - Jesus.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I thought you heard me. I'm sorry.
That's fine. It's fine. I didn't hear you. You're like a ninja.
- I'm sorry. - It's fine.
What are you doing?
Just staring out the window. Staring at the wind. You know,
getting creative.
Well, I just wanted to say good night.
- Well, good night. I love you. - Okay.
- I love you. - Okay. Sleep good.
Jesus, Ma.
Hey.
What are you doing?
Looking at my garden? Is that it?
You looking at my beautiful garden?
Well, I caught you now.
I got you.
Yeah, you're not gonna dig in my garden anymore.
Nothing about missing bunnies, but listen to this.
Now the cops are saying that the circumstances surrounding
the girl's disappearance are similar
to several murder-kidnappings in Austin three years ago.
All redheads.
They didn't catch the guy,
but they found seven chicks' bodies in a house
a year after the alleged killer abandoned the property.
No leads, no way of IDing whoever lived there,
'cause he used a fake name, and probably a PO box,
'cause no mail was ever delivered to the house.
Hello.
Oh, here, check this. They got pictures.
- Wow, that is sick. - Hello.
- Yo, you gotta see this. Check this... - Movement.
- We're going swimming. - Okay.
What do we have?
Well, better late than never, right?
Here we go. Here we go.
I really, really like your neighborhood.
- Well, that's new. - We like new.
It's so warm, baby.
Okay, that's it. Cleansing breath. Can I?
- Yeah. - Okay.
There we go.
Okay, girl, you concentrate now. This is for the gold.
Oh, God!
You're a jackass. You are a genuine jackass.
Seriously, there's no way she heard that.
I promise you, she heard it. My deaf aunt in Omaha heard.
Oh, no!
- What? - She just saw me. She saw me.
- What? - Yeah, she saw me.
- She was looking up at me when... - No.
- No, no. - Yeah, she saw me.
There's no way she... See? She's...
Okay, maybe she did.
Really?
Well, are her swims always that short?
No, she usually takes her time with it. That's what I'm telling you.
Oh, God. And now she's gone.
- No! - No!
It's nothing. It's not her.
Well, listen, it could be her.
- It's not, so... - Okay, we'll check. We'll check.
Well, no, no, I'm saying, if it's not her, then you can let them go away.
It's her at the door. It's her at the door.
- No! No, no, no. - Just look, look.
- Shit! Don't, don't... - Okay, okay, okay. Stop it. Okay.
- Wait, wait, I got it. - Oh, my God, we are so busted.
- No, no, no! Wait! Don't answer it! - I have to.
She knows I'm here. I got the thing on my foot.
Hi.
What took you so long?
What... We were... We were upstairs playing.
- Video games! - Yeah. Video games.
This is my friend, Ronnie. Ronald.
- Say hi, Ronald. - Hi, Ronald.
You're so stupid.
So, what brings you here? To my house?
- I got locked out. - Oh, that sucks.
It's a tragedy.
So, you gotta call someone?
No, I'd rather stay stranded, if you don't mind.
Video games, huh? I like to play.
Is this your room?
Just so you know, it's a little messy, okay?
- A little? - Yeah.
Anything interesting out here?
The...
Okay.
I'm sorry, what did you say? I didn't hear you. I didn't hear you.
Are you spying on the neighbors, Kale?
Actually, he is.
You see, he's got this neighbor,
who I guess, by definition, would also be your neighbor.
Who may, in point of fact,
- be a cold-blooded killer... - Right.
...from Texas. - Right. Well, he's from Austin.
- Yeah. - Is that so?
- Yeah. Yeah, that's... - Exhibit A. Robert Turner.
Yeah.
Yeah, I've seen him. So?
- So? - So...
Well, so, the missing girl's from Madison?
On the news.
You think he has something to do with that?
He drives a car just like the one she was
- last seen in. - Which is a '60s-era Mustang.
A '60s-era Mustang.
- Same color. Yeah. - And it's the same color.
Gee, that really narrows it down.
Well, you know, the news said that car was dented.
- Yeah, and his front fender's dented. - Yeah.
- Right? - It's cohesive.
- It matches. The whole story. - Yeah.
It fits.
Okay.
I am seeing the Mustang.
But no bashed-in fender.
What? Yeah, no, it's there. It's there.
If I could just... It should be there.
That's weird. How'd he get it fixed so fast?
Maybe 'cause it was never there in the first place.
However, he is clearly a pack rat.
He plays volleyball.
- He collects skulls! - What? Here, let me see.
That's a longhorn skull.
You know what state's famous for longhorns.
- Texas. - And what state's the killer from?
Texas.
Fine. Where's the coffee and donuts?
You can't have a stakeout without coffee and donuts.
That's everything I could find.
Got most of it off of my uncle. He's a type-A sociopath.
How long has Turner lived there?
I don't know. A few years.
Hey, check this out.
The victims they found in Texas were preserved,
delaying their decomposition.
This guy was so sick.
They say their bodies were twisted and jammed into the basement walls.
This girl died from blunt trauma, most likely blows to the head and face.
Gnarly. I'm hungry.
Let's order pizza.
He's been gone a while.
Here.
How'd you get my phone?
That's a big violation of privacy, you know.
This is... I could turn you in for this.
What did you do? I know you did something.
Every time he calls you,
that's what you'll hear.
Okay. That's a nice choice.
Cute.
It's a little scary, though, right?
It could use a little color. Do you mind?
No. Go for it, Picasso.
So, why'd your parents drag you to the 'burbs, anyway?
Well, I guess my mom wanted to keep my dad on a shorter leash.
City life had its temptations.
But my mom pretty much cries just as much as she always did,
and my dad doesn't care more than ever.
What'd they think, the extra bathroom would help?
Maybe a two-car garage.
"You know what, honey? Infidelity, forget about it.
"Look at the storage space!"
Something like that.
So, what are your issues, Kale?
What makes you think I have issues?
Gee, I don't know.
Look, there he is.
It's another car.
Who said chivalry's dead?
I didn't.
- There's a club girl for you. - How can you tell?
The bright green bracelet is from The Place.
The red one is from The Komodo Club, and yellow is from Razors.
Jesus. You must have a great ID, huh?
I don't need one.
I love her shoes.
You gotta be joking.
Is that what you're looking at? Shoes.
Of course.
He's going in.
He's gonna get her all liquored up.
This feels wrong.
Oh, he's going for it.
Okay.
Here he goes. Here he goes.
Denied.
Look at the look on his face.
A little music to set the mood.
- What do you think they're listening to? - I don't know.
You know what? I got an idea. Here, take this.
- No. - No?
No. Stop, stop.
- No. - Yeah.
- You're kidding me. - I think we got a match.
Oh, God.
It does match.
Only in Disturbia.
Where else are you gonna get this kind of entertainment?
- Thank God you moved here, right? - Yeah.
Wait a minute.
Wait, did you see that? Wait, zoom in a little.
Oh, my God.
Did you see that? The price tag.
She won't be returning that dress.
Oh, there you go. Now you should bust your move.
Who's the redhead?
- She's cute. - Don't you have something to do?
Don't you have something to do?
- No. - Your...
Yeah. My dad likes this song, by the way.
Hi, Mom.
- Here we go. - No, I'm fine.
I'm at Barnes & Noble.
No, that's okay, I'll walk.
Shift's over. Gotta go.
Walk me?
Sure.
Give this to your mom.
Thank you for an interesting night and day.
I guess this is as far as you go.
I guess so.
So, same shift tomorrow?
I'll get back to you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Somebody, anybody.
Come on, baby.
Hello, boys.
Family fun night.
Okay. I see what's going on.
Oh, Jesus. You guys are screwed now.
"We're just watching cartoons."
"Oh, okay, sweetie. I understand. You guys are growing boys."
Come on, Mom.
Bastards. Wow, they are horny as shit.
Help! Help!
Shit, come on.
Oh, shit.
Okay. Oh, God.