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呼! Whoo!
你最棒! Yes, mama!
我愛你 瑞奇! I love you, ricki!
-瑞奇! 我愛你! 瑞奇! -哈哈哈 - Ricki! I love you, ricki! - Heh-heh-heh.
謝謝大家 謝謝你 丹尼爾 甜心 Thanks, everybody. Thank you, my sweet Daniel.
-我超愛你 -謝謝 - I adore you. - Aw.
晚上好 塔紮納! Good evening, tarzana!
-你們唱的是《我欠你10塊》? -不是 是湯姆·佩蒂的歌 - I owe 10? - That was tom petty.
《美國女孩》幾幾年的歌來著 格雷格 "American girl" from 197... What was it, Greg?
1977年 '77. Yeah.
1977年 哇 '77. Wow.
作為一個美國女孩我很自豪 And, you know, I am proud to be an American girl
因為美國是全世界最棒的國家! born in the best country in the world.
-我知道你也很自豪 沃爾特 -謝謝 I know you're proud too, Walt. Thank you, ma'am.
不客氣 最近生意不景氣 Yes, sir. Too bad things aren't being run
實在是很可惜 very well these days.
話說回來 我是瑞奇·任達澤 Anyway, I'm ricki rendazzo,
我要向你們介紹我的樂隊 and I'd like to take this minute
"閃電" to introduce my band, the flash.
自從2008年 我們就一直在"鹽井"這裏駐唱 We've been the house band here at the salt well since 2008.
也是那一年 某某總統上台了 你們懂得 Yeah, that was the year we elected you-know-who.
不要介意 比利 No offense, Billy.
哈哈哈 Ha-ha-ha. Whoa!
我們就喜歡開玩笑 總而言之 說到比利 Yeah, we joke around. Anyway, speaking of Billy,
歡迎我們的鍵盤手 比利·蘭伯特 he's the man on keys. The great Billy lambert.
-我們的男低音巴斯特·弗萊 -巴斯特 - And we got buster frye on bass. - Buster.
-鼓手喬伊·斯威尼 -嗷! - Mr. Joey sweeney on the drums. - Ow!
他可是單身噢 女士們 Newly single, ladies.
-約嗎 喬伊 -最後... - Call me, Joe. - And finally...
我的得力助手 格雷格·桑多瓦爾先生 My right hand man, Mr. Greg sandoval,
-以及他那給力的Gibson SG吉他 -耶 - and his sweet Gibson sg. - Yeah.
呼! Whoo!
你們知道的 And, you know, uh...
大家都覺得 和自己樂隊裏的人約會不是很好 I've been told it's not good to date someone in the band
但是實話說 我覺得無傷大雅 不是嗎 but honestly, I don't think it's hurting our sound, right?
-我們又不算約會 格雷格 -噢 - We're not really dating, Greg. - Oh.
不好意思 是不是我說錯了 Excuse me, is that not the correct terminology?
現在的年輕人都說約炮 是吧 Are we hooking up like my kid says, right?
-沒錯 -哈哈 - Yes. - Yeah, yeah.
我們有時候的確會在一起聚聚 這點沒錯 Well, we've been spending some time together, yeah.
我也會和巴斯特聚聚 我和你可不只是聚聚而己 I spend time with buster. I think you and I are different.
我確實希望你不想上我 Shit, I hope so. Shit.
好的 我覺得這些話還是呆會到後台去說吧 Okay, I think this is a conversation for backstage.
我們把最後一首表演完 好嗎 So let's just round it up, okay?
自從上次在這裏表演完後 我們排練了一首新歌 We learned a tune since our last gig at the salt well.
很多粉絲都要求今天的表演多加一首 Because some of you have asked for more of today's hits.
-沒錯 -沒錯 Yeah. Yeah.
-你們開心就好 -呼! - And we aim to please. Okay. - Whoo!
來嘛 來嘛 Come on, come on.
給你 瑞奇 瑪格麗塔 我的女神 Here you go, ricki. Margarita for my queen.
-謝謝 親愛的 -不客氣 Oh. Thank you, darling. Yes, of course.
嘿 丹尼 抱歉 表演前我沒和你說話 Hey, Danny, I'm sorry I couldn't talk before the gig.
-我的聲帶需要休養 -我理解 Vocal rest. Oh, please.
聲帶休養? 這又不是麥迪遜廣場花園 Vocal rest? She thinks this is Madison square garden. Ha-ha-ha.
-嘿 我 -表演得不錯 哥們 Hey, i... Joe: Great set, man.
我只不過是做事 I take things seriously, that's all. I know. I love that about you.
-很認真而己 -我知道 我就喜歡你這一點
抱歉 我剛剛 呢 I'm sorry that I, um...
抱歉我剛剛在舞台上那樣說 Sorry about what I said onstage.
我只是在開玩笑而已 哈哈 That was just some fun banter. Heh, heh.
觀眾總是喜歡戲劇性點的東西 不是嗎 You know, the crowd loves that drama and tension. Yeah?
-演出不錯 -謝謝 Good one. Thanks, boy.
我的意思是 That was just, uh...
弗利特伍德·馬克(英國樂隊)就是靠排聞出名的 不是嗎 Anyway, that was what made fleetwood Mac really popular.
-好吧 -你的包包在震動 - Okay. - Your purse is vibrating.
如果她和我住一起的話 她根本就不需要手機 If she moved with me, she wouldn't need that kind of thing.
估計是我經理 他才17歲 It's probably my manager. He's, like, 17.
-317 哪裏的號 埃及? Three-one-seven. Where's that? Bufu Egypt?
-印第安納波利斯 -哦 It's Indianapolis. Hm.
肯定是電話銷售員 It's a telemarketer.
我之前辦了一張老海軍信用卡 他們到現在還找我呢 I once got an Old Navy credit card. It haunts me to this day.
咖叫卜師瑪克辛 Our barista Maxine
最新調制的上等的不含奶咖啡 has delicious, dairy-free, premium.
-早上好 -嘿 Good morning. Hey.
早上好 Good morning to you.
嘿 Hey.
讓我來幫你 It's ringing up. Okay.
好的 沒問題 第一個 That's the way it goes. One.
-好了 總共447.74美金 -這麼貴 Okay, that's 447.74. Ouch.
怪不得他們把這叫做"總和" I guess that's why they call it "total paycheck."
這也是我的薪水總和 Well, that actually is truly my total paycheck. Heh, heh.
447.74美金 Four forty-seven, seventy-four.
我一周就賺這麼多 That's about what I make in a week. Heh.
-好吧 -噢 How about that? Ooh.
你還要150美金返現 And you'd like $150 cash back.
是的 謝謝 Yes, please.
你們店就是拿這種冷藏食物來賣給我? Can an associate meet a customer in frozen foods?
好了 這是你的發票 There you go. There's your receipt.
謝謝 Thank you.
謝謝 先生 祝您愉快 Thank you so much, sir. Have a good day.
-那些蛋白質餅幹不錯哦 -什麼態度 Let me know how you like those protein cookies. Yeah, right.
嘿 Hey.
你讓顧客不開心了 You alienated the customer.
你得滿足一點 I... I need you to satisfy
討好顧客 and delight the customer.
好吧 抱歉 特洛伊 Okay. I'm sorry, Troy.
沒關系 記住 心懷感激 No, it's okay. Just remember, gratitude.
-我知道了 謝謝 嗨 -嗨 - Cool. Thanks. Hi. - Hi.
謝謝 Thanks.
快接啊 Come on.
-哈樓 -琳達? - Hello. - Linda?
你居然接電話了 我還以為 You actually picked up. I was expecting
你換號碼了呢 maybe you'd gotten, you know, another new phone number.
抱歉 我不知... I'm sorry. I don't have...
我不知道怎麼設置語音信箱 I can't figure out how to set up the message box thing.
你知道我笨的 哈哈哈 You know me. Ha-ha-ha.
恩 我知道 Oh, yeah.
恩 Yeah.
怎麼了 皮特 What's the problem, Pete?
馬克思離開了朱莉 It's Julie. Max left her.
他去哪了 Where'd he go?
"他去哪了? " 他離開她了 他要和她離婚 "Where'd he go?" He left her. He's divorcing her.
他和其他人在一起了 He met someone new.
朱莉怎麼樣 How is Julie?
這就是我打電話給你的原因 Well, that's really why I'm calling you.
她很不好 她精神快要崩潰了 She's not well. She's absolutely unhinged.
她窩在家已經好幾天了 She's been here at the house now for a few days.
衣服不換 澡也不洗 She hasn't changed her clothes, she hasn't showered.
她就是走不出來 我很擔心 Uh, she's a wreck. I'm worried.
好吧 那你老婆怎麼說 Okay. How is your wife handling all this?
莫林在西雅圖看她父親 Maureen is in Seattle visiting her father.
-他決不行了 -噢 我想起來了 He is failing. Oh, right.
他有老年癡呆症 He has Alzheimer's.
不是 他有肌萎縮側索硬化症 No, it's als.
那是老年癡呆症的縮名 不是嗎 Yeah, that's short for Alzheimer's, right?
不是 不是的 No, it's not.
好吧 你現在需要我做什麼 Okay, so how can I help?
嗯 Well, um...
你可以來看望下你的女兒 You could be there for your daughter.
琳達? Linda?
真麻煩 Oh, yeah.
把身份證和票准備好 Please have ids and tickets ready to view.
把褲帶和鞋子脫了 謝謝 Belts and shoes off, please.
如有電腦的 請把電腦單獨放在一個盒子裏 If you have a laptop, please put it in a bin by itself.
請把鑰匙 手機 Please take your keys, cell phones
和任何含金屬的物品拿出來 and metal objects out of your pockets.
? With a little spit and shine we'll be fine
-你乘客的姓名? -瑞奇·倫達澤 who are you dropping off? Uh, ricki rendazzo.
你是來找誰的 And you're here to see?
布魯梅爾家 皮特·布魯梅爾 The brummels. Pete brummel.
請出示身份證 Can I see some ID?
-什麼 -身份證 夫人 What? ID, ma'am.
給你 Here you go.
謝謝 Thank you.
上面說 你叫琳達 This says "Linda."
這是我的名字 Yeah, that's my given name,
但是皮特知道 我一般都把自己介紹成瑞奇 but Pete knows that I prefer to go by ricki,
-所以我很確定他會 -看到了 so I'm sure he'll probably... here you are.
琳達·布魯梅爾 Linda brummel.
噢 Oh.
我身上沒錢 I don't have any money.
我來吧 Let me.
行李給我吧 Here. I'll get those.
嘿 這是誰 Hey, who is this?
是拉爾菲嗎 Is this ralphie?
不是 這是西格馬 No, that's sigma.
拉爾菲幾年前去世了 Ralphie passed away a few years ago.
-胃脹氣 -唉 Excess bloat. Aw.
你還不認識我 哈 Well, then we're new to each other, huh?
旅途怎麼樣 How was your flight?
還可以 但是和我們當年帶孩子去迪士尼樂園 It was fine, but travel has really changed
的時候大不相同了 since we took the kids to disneyworld.
那是1988年的事了 That was 1988.
恩 我知道 我是說 Yeah. No, I just mean, you know.
當年坐飛機還是一件很牛逼的事情呢 I remember when flying was a treat.
人們會精心打扮 People got dressed up even.
現在機場上到處都是 Now I see these young girls
穿著睡褲的年輕女孩子 in the airport in their jammy bottoms.
看出來你還是精心打扮了的 Yeah. Well, I can see you still put in the effort.
謝謝 皮特 Thanks, Pete.
這裏真不錯 This is some place.
簡直是座豪宅 This is like a mansion.
謝謝 大門是普通房子的兩倍高 Thanks. Yeah, well, double-height entry
莫林很喜歡帕拉弟奧建築風格的窗戶 and Maureen had to have palladian windows,
-沒辦法 -很經典 so we put those in. Very classical.
恩 我感覺我就像傑弗遜 這就是我的蒙蒂賽洛 Yeah. I feel like Jefferson at monticello.
我去告訴朱莉你到了 I'll go tell Julie you're here. Heh, heh.
好的 我先隨便看看 Okay. I'll just have a look around.
好的 朱莉? Okay. Julie?
天U+5450 Oh, my god.
瞧瞧這個地方 Look at this place.
Mm-hm.
嗯哼 Mm-hm.
Mm. My, my, my...
哇塞 Wow.
天啊 Man.
呢 朱莉累了 但是她很開心你來了 Uh, Julie's pretty tired. But she's glad you're here
她想明早再見你 and looks forward to seeing you in the morning.
錯 不 不 不 Wrong. No, no, no.
朱莉他媽一點都不想見到你! Julie is not looking forward to shit!
嘿 朱莉 Hey, ju-jee.
你怎麼今天大駕光臨了 Nice of you to grace us with your presence.
我舉行婚禮的時候你連個人影都見不到 Couldn't make the wedding, but here you are
但是我離婚的時候你立刻就過來了 right in time for the divorce.
根本沒人想我去參加你們的婚禮 Okay. Nobody wanted me at that wedding.
你今晚要表演嗎 還是你永遠都穿得和 Do you have a gig or do you always dress
《夜間法庭》裏的妓女一樣 like a hooker from night court?
離婚的確是挺瘋狂的一件事 Going through a separation, it can be a crazy time.
我沒瘋 爸爸 I'm not crazy, dad.
我從來沒這麼清醒過 I've actually never felt such clarity.
有本書就叫做《瘋狂時光》 Well, there's actually a book called crazy time.
-噢 閉嘴 皮特! -親愛的 聽著 Oh, shut up, Pete! Honey, listen.
這沒什麼大不了的 This whole thing is not a big deal.
-我在《Parade》雜志上讀過 -沒什麼大不了的? I read something in parade magazine. No big deal?
很多和你一樣年紀輕輕的女孩子 第一次婚姻都失敗了 A lot of women your age having starter marriages and...
我才不是什麼不懂婚姻的 This was not a "starter" marriage.
我本來打算嫁給馬克思 永遠和他在一起 生兒育女 I was gonna marry Max, stay with him, have his kids,
然後把他們養大成人 and actually raise them to adulthood.
噢 好了 朱莉 冷靜點 Oh, okay. Julie, just take it easy.
你為什麼要幫她說話 Why are you defending her?
-她就是你的馬克思 -什麼 - She is your Max. - What?
-她離開了你 -嘿 不是 She walked out on you... Hey, no.
就像馬克思離開我一樣 Just like Max walked out on me.
但是我從來沒有劈腿過 朱莉 But I was never unfaithful, Julie.
朱莉 Ju-jee.
看到... So, um...
-我們明早再和她談吧 -好的 好的 We'll try again in the morning. Yeah, of course.
我 呃 我開車送你去旅館 I'll, uh, give you a ride to the hotel.
噢 Oh...
噢 哈哈哈 Oh. Ha-ha-ha.
我 我真的很抱歉 I... I'm so sorry.
我連飛機票都快付不起了 你知道嗎 I could hardly afford the plane ticket, you know?
還有 呃 And, uh...
-你知道的 我車也沒了 -恩 Well, you know, I lost my car. Yeah.
-我在申請破產 -我知道 I'm filing for chapter 11. I know.
既然你和莫林現在的房子這麼大 So I just thought since you and Maureen built this big, new house
我借住幾晚應該也沒什麼問題吧 that it wouldn't be a problem.
空間上來說 不是問題 It's not a problem, space-wise.
只是 呢 It's, uh...
只是 It's just...
界線問題 I don't know, a boundary thing.
但是沒關系 恩 But it's fine. Mm.
希望莫林不會介意 Hope Maureen doesn't mind.
不會的 她很大方的 No, mo's very chill.
反而我有時候會比較情緒化 I'm the one that tends to get worked up about certain things.
或許朱莉的脾氣是遺傳你的 Maybe Julie gets that from you.
這房間帶了洗手間 The bathroom is en suite.
噢 好的 Oh. Okay.
所以 呢 歡迎 So, um, welcome.
西格馬 過來 Sigma, come.
過來 Come.
-我自己訓練他的 -呵呵呵 I trained her myself. Heh-heh-heh.
好了 Okay, well...
-歡迎 -恩 Welcome. Okay.
晚安 琳達 Good night, Linda.
晚安 皮特 Good night, Pete.
琳達 Linda.
-琳達! -哈? Linda! Huh?
我昨晚太過分了 是吧? I was a real bitch last night, huh?
反正當時也很晚了 Well, it was late. Heh.
我的心理醫生給我開了文拉法辛(抗抑鬱藥) My therapist has me on Effexor,
我需要少服用點劑量了 and we need to titrate down a little bit
這個藥害我情緒很不穩定 還不讓我高潮 because it's made me volatile, anorgasmic.
你高潮了? You're having orgasms?
不能高潮 "An"的意思是"不能" Anorgasmic. "An" means "not."
-拉丁文 -噢 我 It's Latin. Oh, i...
我知道 我知道 親愛的 我只是沒聽清楚 Yeah, I know. I knew that. I just didn't hear you.
-幾點了 -快10點了 What time is it? It's almost 10.
你還真受歡迎啊 媽媽 Blowing up here, mom.
格雷格是誰 Who's Greg?
他是"閃電"裏的領頭吉他手 He's the lead guitarist in the flash.
"閃電"? The flash?
我的樂隊"閃電" My band, the flash.
很久之前我把我們的臉譜網站發給過你 記得嗎 I sent you the Facebook page a long time ago, remember?
把手機給我 Give me the phone.
-他叫你"寶貝" -恩 洛杉磯的人就這樣 He calls you "babe." Yeah, that's an L.A. thing.
嗯哼 他還發了很多笑臉 Uh-huh. He also makes copious use of the smiley face emoji.
還有滿臉愛心的貓 As well as the cat with the hearts for eyes.
你和格雷格搞了多久了 How long has Greg been getting it in?
嘿 我們去克魯普客餐廳吧 Hey, let's go to krupke's.
我想吃甜甜圈 I need a doughnut.
呢 我身上一分錢都沒有 Uh, I don't have any money.
你有信用卡嗎 You have a credit card?
恩 但是連著馬克思的賬戶呢 Yeah, but it's linked to Max's account.
噢 那更好了 Oh, that's not a problem.
上車啦 Hop in.
? 'Cause you're really not that fragile so walk on
現在想在加州找個好吃的甜甜圈 you know, it's hard to find a good cruller
真困難 呵呵呵 in California. Heh, heh.
做一個搖滾明星 I guess you got to give up a lot
需要犧牲很多珍貴的東西吧 of special things to become a rock star.
甜甜圈是最小的代價了 Crullers were the least of it.
恩 琳達 我就是這個意思 Yeah, Linda, that was the subtext.
聽著 甜心 我過來 Listen, honey, I came out here
是因為我想幫你 because I wanted to help you.
我知道你現在很震驚 是嗎 I know you're in shock right now, right?
你現在估計感到很迷茫 And I know you're probably feeling lost.
我自殺未遂 I tried to kill myself.
你 你 You... you...
你爸爸沒告訴我 Hm. Dad didn't mention that.
噢 是嗎 Oh. Really?
三個星期之前 馬克思回來 Three Fridays ago, Max came home,
告訴我 他愛上了一個叫妮可的女孩子 told me that he was in love with a girl named Nicole
她在交通運輸部門工作 who works in traffic.
-朱莉 -我想了想自己該怎麼辦 Julie... i thought for a while about what to do,
最後我決定 and ultimately, I decided to...
吃安眠藥 Take a bunch of sleeping pills.
我一直都在用 因為我有失眠症 I had them on hand because I'm an insomniac.
和我一樣 Like me.
其他幾百萬的美國人也一樣 And millions of other Americans, yeah.
你在幹嘛 What are you doing?
我不敢相信 I can't believe...
我不敢相信你居然企圖自殺 I can't believe you tried to kill yourself.
朱莉 你 你的生命很珍貴 Julie, you... you're precious.
聽著 你走以後 Listen, a lot of horrible things
我身上發生了很多不好的事情 have happened to me since you left.
-別說了 -你只知道這一件而己 Oh, don't. This is just the incident you know about.
不好意思 Excuse me.
你們能出去說這種事嗎 Could you guys take this outside?
怎麼 你在偷聽嗎 What, are you listening in?
真是夠有中西部特色的 That is so midwestern.
不好意思 Excuse me...
嘿 你不能一直讓孩子活在幻想的世界裏 Hey, you can't raise kids in a bubble, man.
我有權利在負責照顧孩子的周末也享受下好時光 I can enjoy my time with my kid when it's my weekend.
你負責的周末? Your weekend? Your weekend?
或許你應該和她母親一起攜手走下去 Maybe you should've tried to stick it out with her mother
而不是爽了就拔屌走人 instead of leaving the second that your boner wilted.
我們走吧 朱尼 走了 Let's go, journey. Come on.
朱尼? (也有旅行的意思) Journey?
-真惡心 -哇 Ugh. Aw.
挺不錯的 That's sweet.
我喜歡這名字 I like that name.
噢 無語死了 Oh, you would.
適合做樂隊名 It's a great band.
他第一杆 He lays this one
就打進了高爾夫球洞 right down the center of the fairway.
噢 Unh! Oh.
你們去了克魯普克 我還在想你們去哪了呢 You went to krupke's. I was wondering where you went.
你們給我帶了嗎 You bring one for me?
沒有 Nope.
她終於肯吃東西了 She's eating.
我們的女兒企圖自殺 你都沒告訴我? Our child attempted suicide and you didn't tell me?
我也是第二天才發現的 好嗎 I didn't... I didn't even find out till the day after, okay?
我當時忙著照顧朱莉 沒空管你 And I was little more concerned with Julie than ricki.
你應該打電話告訴我的 You should've called and told me.
我打了呀 不然你怎麼會在這 I did. That's why you're here.
我都不知道她有自殺傾向 I didn't realize that she was suicidal.
我以為她只是很抑鬱 因為馬克思離開她了 I thought she was just depressed because of Max leaving.
抑鬱? 要是她只是抑鬱的話 我就不用把你叫過來了 Depressed? No, I could've managed that.
朱莉一直以來情緒都不穩定 No, I'm... Julie's always been a moody kid.
要是不嚴重的話 我也不會打給你 I wouldn't have even bothered to call you.
為什麼 Well, why not?
因為琳達 你根本不在乎我們 Because, Linda, you don't really give a damn.
我當然在乎! Yes, I do!
是你把我趕出了這個家 You shut me out of this family.
-我把你趕出去的? -沒錯 I shut you out? Yup.
你從加州回來的時候 You came back here from California,
如果你還記得的話 if you recall,
你的肩膀上都是薯片屑 你當時根本不在乎我們 with a chip on your shoulder. You were shut down.
可是我還是我回來了 Well, I did come back. Well...
-但是你卻放棄了 -我也沒有辦法 You had moved on. I had to move on.
我希望我的孩子在成長過程中有一個媽媽 I wanted the kids to have a mother who was there!
-音樂是我的夢想 -我太傻了 It was my dream, man. And stupid me.
-我以為我們才是你的夢想 -我就不能有兩個夢嗎 I thought we were your dream. I can't have two dreams?
-不能 事實上 琳達 你不能 -嘿 你們在吵架 No. In fact, Linda, you can't. Hey, you guys are fighting.
感覺又回到了80年代 It's like the '80s all over again.
可惜亞當和喬希不能在這兒重溫一遍童年的創傷 Too bad Adam and Josh aren't here to relive the trauma.
-噢 多麼珍貴的回憶啊 -夠了 Oh, good grief. Oh. That's enough.
說到喬希和亞當 呢 Speaking of, uh, Josh and Adam, um...
我告訴他們倆你回來了 I let both the boys know that you came into town.
噢 Oh, g...
-他們想見我嗎 -喬希想 Do they wanna see me? Josh does.
亞當不想 Adam doesn't.
事實上 他們今天晚上會和我們一起吃晚餐 In fact, they're up for dinner this evening.
喬希會把他女朋友艾米麗帶過來 Josh is gonna bring his girlfriend, Emily.
他們感情很好 They've gotten pretty close.
-恩 亞當會帶人過來嗎 -我 - Mm. Is Adam bringing anybody? - I...
應該不會 I don't think so.
我的孩子今晚都要來見我了 Well, I'll have all my kids in one room.
-多好啊 -恩 What a treat. Yeah.
應該會很愉快的 It should be really enjoyable.
嘿 是瑞奇 Hey, here's ricki.
噢 告訴她我們都愛她 Oh, tell her we love her.
不過你別說愛 她很害羞的 I gotta be careful with the l-word. She's gun shy.
噢 她會接受你的 Oh, you'll get there.
-嘿 寶貝 -所以 呃 我女兒 朱莉 Hey, babe. So, uh, my daughter, Julie,
顯然她 額... she apparently, uh...
她企圖用安眠藥自殺 She tried to kill herself with sleeping pills.
噢 天啊 Oh, man.
恩 恩 Yeah. Yeah. Whoa.
她現在怎麼樣了 How is she?
噢 不 不 她現在己經沒事了 Oh, no, no, she's okay. She's okay.
-但是 呢 -我不知道該說什麼 But, uh... I don't know what to say.
有一次我兒子德裏克 服用了過量的迷幻藥 I mean, you know my son, Derek, freaked out on acid
-但那是意外 -我怪我自己 but it was an accident. I blame myself.
別怪你自己 No way.
要怪就怪那個劈腿的混蛋 Blame that punk that cheated on her.
你第一時間就趕到了印第安納 You got on the first plane to Indiana
去陪她 你是一個好媽媽 to be by her side. You're a great mom.
噢 Oh...
我兒子們今晚會來看我 I'm seeing my boys tonight.
噢 那很好啊 Oh, that's great.
開心點 好嗎 Enjoy it, okay?
我很害怕 我只是 I'm scared. I'm just...
-他們都長大了 -不 They're all grown up now. No.
不 你是他們的媽媽 你永遠了解他們 No, you grow them, you know them.
他們和當年你給他們換尿布的時候 They're the same kids whose diapers
沒什麼兩樣 you changed way back when.
玩得愉快點 Enjoy it.
布魯梅爾先生 很高興看到你 Mr. brummel, it's nice to see you.
嗨 梅布爾 很高興看到你 Hi, Mabel. Nice to see you.
-謝謝你幫我們訂到桌子 -沒問題 Thanks for squeezing us in. Anytime.
-他們已經在等你們了 跟我來 -噢 好的 Your party is waiting. Yup, follow me. Oh, okay.
我們遲到了5分鍾 Five minutes late.
恩 所以現在我們不得不... Yeah. So now we have to...
她來了 Here she comes.
噢 天啊 Oh, boy.
喬希 嘿 Josh. Hey.
-嗨 媽媽 -哇 - Hi, mom. - Aw.
喬希 Josh.
-這是我女朋友 艾米麗 -嗨 This is my girlfriend, Emily. Hi.
很榮幸終於認識你了 琳達 It's a pleasure to finally meet you, Linda.
恩 嘿 嘿 那可是瑞奇·倫達澤 Yeah. Hey, hey. That's ricki rendazzo.
她可是個偉人 艾米麗 別忘了 You're in the presence of greatness. Don't forget.
嘿 亞當 Heh. Adam.
你看上去真帥 親愛的 You look so handsome, sweetie.
噢 謝謝 媽媽 Oh, thanks, mom.
琳達 把那個椅子拿過來吧 我們擠一擠 Why don't you take that seat? We can flank them.
-很高興看見你們 抱歉我們遲到了 -你們的確來晚了 Good to see you. Sorry we're late. Yeah, you are.
你們倒是很准時 Nice to see you're so punctual.
沒關系 It's okay.
你們要喝點什麼嗎 Can I get you some drinks?
先生 要再來一杯馬提尼嗎 Sir, would you like another Martini?
恩 必須的 多來幾杯 Yeah. Why not? Keep 'em coming.
-我喝水就行 -我也是 I'll just have water. Me too, water.
還有威士忌 With scotch.
所以 呃 So, um...
莫林的父親怎麼樣了 How is Maureen's father doing?
噢 他不是很好 Oh, not well at all.
病情發展得比醫生想的 No, the disease is progressing
要迅速 more rapidly than they'd anticipated.
所以你已經見過莫林了? So you've met Maureen?
恩 當然 Yeah, of course.
我們見過很多次了 Lots of times. Heh, heh.
她人很好 Mo's great.
-恩 -恩 她很不錯 - Yeah. - Yeah, she's...
艾米麗和我在一起快兩年了 Emily and I have been together for almost two years.
她己經見過我們家所有人了 恩 - She's met the whole family. - Yup.
-恩 -艾米麗 你怎麼沒戴戒指? Yeah. Em, why aren't you wearing your ring?
你的訂婚戒指 Your engagement ring.
你們訂婚了? You two are engaged?
是的 Yes.
-恩 -沒錯 Yup. Yeah.
喬希給艾米麗買了一個超大的鑽石戒指 Josh got Emily this conflict-free diamond.
在湖邊求婚的 我們當時都在 He proposed at the lake. We were all there.
超級惡心 It was beyond gay.
-挺好的 挺好的 -我真為你感到開心 - It was lovely. It was lovely. - I'm happy for you.
我真為你感到開心 親愛的 So happy for you, honey.
-謝謝 -你為什麼不告訴我 Thank you. Why didn't you tell me?
我們想要先不告訴大家 Well, we, uh, wanted to keep things quiet for a while
-我們想要自己先慶祝一番 -噢 so we could enjoy the news privately. Oh.
但是朱莉說 你求婚的時候大家都在 But Julie said everybody was at the proposal.
這是最近時候的事嗎 Did this just happen?
-是的 是的 -不 不是 - Yeah. Yeah. - No. No, it was...
7月4號 恩 - No. It was July 4th. - Yeah.
好幾個月之前 So that was months.
Months ago.
我們都知道你現在不好受 但是你這樣太過分了 We all know you're going through something, but you're cray-cray.
我們本來打算今晚當面告訴你的 We were planning on telling you tonight in person.
因為我還沒見過你 還有 Because I hadn't met you and...
喬希 你為什麼不直接告訴她 Why don't you be honest, and tell mom
你不想要她來參加你的婚禮呢 that you don't want her at the wedding?
你們想要聽聽 Would you be interested in hearing our appetizer specials? That is not true.
-我們的招牌開胃菜嗎 -不是這樣
-好的 -不是那樣 Yes. No.
我們打算辦個簡單的婚禮 媽媽 We're practically eloping, mom.
是的 會很簡單 很環保 Yeah, it's gonna be very small, very green.
沒錯 不會像朱莉的盛大婚禮 Not gonna be a big, formal wedding like the one Julie had.
-謝謝你提醒我 -是嗎 謝謝你砸我的場子 Thanks for referencing that. Yeah, well, thanks for this.
我現在體內還有自殺沒成功後剩餘的安眠藥 喬希 I'm still having Ambien shits from my suicide attempt.
-你真的要討論我的婚禮嗎 -沒關系 沒關系 You wanna talk about my wedding? It's okay. Go ahead.
如果你們想要簡單的婚禮 You know, it won't hurt my feelings
我不會介意的 if you decide to elope.
我和你爸爸當年也是那樣的 Your dad and I eloped.
-婚禮很棒 -是的 It was great. Yes, it was.
恩 總而言之 這消息太棒了 太棒了 Yeah. So, anyway, this is wonderful, wonderful news.
-謝謝 -太棒了 - Thank you. - Wonderful.
嘿 亞當 你准備什麼時候安定下來 找個人結婚 Hey, Adam, when are you gonna settle down and get married?
誰想要來點開胃菜 Who wants some appetizers?
-媽媽 你知道的 我是同性戀 -你一直都很喜歡意大利生牛肉片 Mom, I'm gay, as you know. You used to love the carpaccio.
不幸的是 And unfortunately,
美國很多同性戀還不能結婚 many of my fellow gay men still can't get married.
我是說 你不一定非要和男人結婚啊 Well, I didn't mean to a man necessarily.
-那我和誰結婚 -我記得你是雙性戀? Who would I marry, then? Well, I thought you were bisexual?
那是我在大學裏的借口 那已經是10年之前的事了 That was my cover story in college, like, 10 years ago.
很抱歉你不知道我的性取向 I'm really sorry that you didn't stay updated on my sexuality
但是話說回來 你基本上什麼都不知道 but then again, you didn't stay updated
我說的對嗎 大家 on much of anything. Am I right?
好了 好了 Okay. Okay.
現在我知道了 你決定出櫃了 Now that I know that you decided to say you're completely gay,
-"決定"? 你還真是歧視同性戀 -我不問了 我不問了 "decided"? You are such a homophobe. I won't ask about it again.
看到了嗎 她就是這樣 她把自己打扮成一個另類的搖滾歌手 This is what she does. She costumes herself as this edgy rocker
看上去比家長會上的母親都要酷 who's cooler than the other pta moms,
她給喬治·沃克·布什投了兩次票(共和黨是保守的一方) when in fact, she voted for George w. Bush twice.
沒錯 我支持我們的軍隊 I support our troops.
而我才是那個生活方式有問題的人嗎 And I'm the one with the questionable lifestyle.
哈? 你卻整天在加州跑來跑去 還叫自己瑞奇 Huh? Meanwhile, she's running around calling herself ricki.
這是我的名字 不是我的生活方式 Well, that's a name, not a lifestyle.
我天生就是同性戀 I was born gay.
我天生就是瑞奇 I was born ricki.
一針見血 TouchU+00E9.
看你們吵架太有意思了 This shit-show is making my day.
你是只是像往常一樣找存在感 Is this whole thing a plea for attention as per usual
還是你真的是個神經病 or are you actually a psychotic bitch?
嘿 不許叫你妹妹神經病! Hey, don't you dare call your sister psychotic!
我的天啊 她在教育我呢 誰趕快拍下來 Oh, my god, she's parenting. Someone get a camera.
你們都別說了 Just cool it. This...
讓我們 瞧 Let's... look.
我們能聚在一起 It's a very rare occasion
真的很不容易 that we all get together like this.
你媽媽來了 不是嗎 Your mother's here, right?
我知道 我們一直以來 I mean, I know... I know we've always had
你們知道的 都有一些問題 性格不合之類的 some, you know, issues and personality conflicts,
-但是家家有本難念的經 -恩 but what family hasn't? Yeah.
但是這改變不了我們是一家人的事實 But we are a family, still.
所以我們不要再管那些陳年舊事了 好嗎 You know, let's... we can put all that crap behind us, can't we?
讓我們感激我們能夠都聚在一起 And just appreciate the proximity.
現在 I mean, at this moment,
布魯梅爾家和這對快要結婚的小兩口 the brummel family and family-to-be
好不容易聚在一起了 is proximal.
這已經很好了 不是嗎 That's special in itself, isn't it?
謝謝 Thank you.
可以的話 我願意給大家點杯香檳 I would get a bottle of champagne for the whole table.
-不 不用了 那也太 -但是我已經申請破產了 No, but that's... but I just filed for bankruptcy.
向我描述一下 它是怎麼讓你 Describe to me how it makes you...
醫生 Well, doc...
謝謝你的關心 And thank you for asking.
我不是說 我變得堅不可摧 It's not that I feel unbreakable
無所不能 or even impenetrable.
只是 It's just...
是什麼 快說 安吉洛 What is it? Come on, Angelo.
這可是大突破 This is a major breakthrough here.
意大利有一個超棒的老笑話 是說關於一個窮人 There is a wonderful, old Italian joke about a poor man.
你還在這兒? You're still here?
嘿 Hey.
我們今天去哪玩? What are we gonna do today?
中午我要去看心理醫生 I have therapy at noon,
所以 我得去洗個澡 so I gotta go wash my dick
不然我又得被教育要自珍自愛了 or I'll get another lecture in personal care.
要不別去了 Why don't you skip therapy?
就今天一次 Just today.
請個病假 Call in sick.
我的確生病了 I am sick.
所以我才要去看心理醫生 That's why I'm in therapy.
我是說 我在這兒很難得 I mean, how often am I here? Heh.
你從來都不在 Never?
這真的有必要嗎 Honestly.
這只是基本護理而己 It's just a shampoo and trim.
你頭發很好 你平時應該多梳梳頭發 You have really good hair. You should, like, brush it.
她遺傳我的頭發 She has my hair.
嗷! 啊! Ow! Unh!
不要再剪超過0.5英尺 Not more than half an inch.
我能感覺到你剪了好多 I can feel how much you're cutting.
我們為什麼會舍不得自己的頭發呢 Why are we so attached to our hair?
某一天 你會發現自己長灰發了 Someday you're gonna find a gray hair,
而且不一定是在頭上哦 and I don't mean on your head.
沒人想知道你下面的事情 媽媽 No one wants to hear about your steel wool, mom.
我看起來像個吸血鬼一樣 I look like nosferatu.
噢 別擔心 她們會給你洗幹淨的 Oh, don't worry, they file them down.
總共190美金 信用卡付賬 你可以在上面加小費 That's 190 on the card and you can add whatever tip.
我們今天大方點 怎麼樣 Let's leave a nice, big one, shall we?
嘿 Hey.
你看上去很不錯 You look very nice.
額 怎麼做到的 Well... how?
我只不過提了個建議而已 I just made a suggestion, you know?
-她肯聽我的 -哈 She listens to me. Huh.
我昨天說話有點過分 抱歉 I was a bit of a jerk yesterday. I'm sorry about that.
市場最近 The market had... the...
公司最近事情很多 壓力有點大 Things have been really stressful at the company.
恩 你工作很努力 我很佩服這點 Yeah, well, you work very hard. I admire that.
-是嗎 -恩 You do? Yeah.
你以前總是叫我變態工作狂 You used to call me an uptight workaholic.
恩 親愛的 Yeah, honey.
-我過去可給你起了很多外號呢 -哈哈 I used to call you a lot of things. Heh, heh.
但是我己經變了 皮特 But I changed, Pete.
真的 I have.
我看出來了 I see that.
我都連續好多天 I mean, I've been trying to get her
叫她換衣服了 to change her clothes for days.
有時候 她只是需要媽媽而已 Well, sometimes a girl just needs her mother.
我看也是 I guess so.
-嘗一下 -味道變了 - Here we go. Taste it. - They changed it a little.
不 不 味道還是一樣 No, no, it's the same taste.
一我怎麼知道他們為什麼要換 Why would they change it? No. I don't know why.
-該死 -秘訣就是 Holy shit. It's a recipe that has...
我的天 Oh, my god.
-怎麼了 -這是妮可的車 那個交通部門的婊砸 What? Nicole from traffic. This is her car.
那也不一定 But you can't be sure.
這就是她的車 No, I know.
她車後面有傻逼的人物線條畫 She's got these stupid stick figure thing...
噢 寶貝 Oh, baby.
噢 她把馬克思加進去了 我的天 Oh, she added Max. Oh, my god.
不要砸車 走吧 Let's not vandalize the car. Come on.
-嘿 嘿! -我們回家 好嗎 Hey, hey! Let's just go home, all right?
我們回家 Let's go home.
不 不 不 朱莉 No, no, no, Julie.
拜托 朱莉 朱莉 等等 Please, Julie. Julie, wait.
你為什麼要殘忍地拋棄我女兒 Why did you walk out on my daughter that way?
我犯了個錯誤 我們當時太年輕了 I made a mistake. We got married young.
如果你覺得自己太年輕的話 If you're too young to be married
你憑什麼覺得自己有能力撫養 what makes you think that you're ready
肯齊和卡拉申 to raise Kenzie and krash?
他叫卡什 還有你怎麼知道我孩子的名字的 It's Kash, and how do you know my kids' names?
是個開車的人都知道你孩子的名字好麼 Everybody on highway 70 knows your kids' names.
女士 我們結婚的時候你甚至都沒來 Lady, you weren't even at our wedding.
朱莉恨你 Julie hates you.
或許是這樣 所以我每天都要背負著這個重負 That may be. I have to live with that every day.
但是現在 你必須要背負著你對他人造成的痛苦 You have to live with the pain you caused.
-朱莉是個瘋子 都是因為你 -朱莉不是瘋子 You're the reason she's crazy. Julie's not crazy.
朱莉在哀悼 Julie is grieving
她在哀悼她的婚姻 哀悼她嫁了一個這種 over a very short marriage to a man who turns out...
夠了 你們兩個需要冷靜點 That's enough. You two need to back off.
你 你知道嗎 愛上別人是一回事 You. You know, it's one thing to fall in love with somebody.
做第三者 鼓勵別人和自己的老婆離婚又是另外一回事 It's quite another to encourage him to abandon his new wife
你還有臉把他的貼畫 and then slapping a sticker of him
貼在你車後面的狗旁邊 on the back of your car next to the dog.
嘿 我愛我的狗 好嗎 Hey, I love my dog, okay?
是嗎 正好 你現在有兩條了 Yeah? Now you have two.
噢 Oh.
汪汪! Whoo!
-我的心已經死了 腐爛了 -不要這樣說 My heart is dead and rotten. Don't say that.
不 心髒不是牛排 No, a heart isn't something
牛排會腐爛 that's like a steak, you know, that spoils.
心髒和漢堡一樣 A heart is like a big Mac.
漢堡可以一直放一直放一直放 It just sits and sits and sits.
歲數會增大 但是不會變 It gets older, yeah, but it doesn't change.
什麼 你是說漢堡永遠不會壞? What? You're saying that a big Mac never goes bad?
沒錯 我就是這個意思 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
-真有意思 -它不會壞掉 Interesting. It lives forever.
我在《60分鍾》上看到的(美國新聞節目) I saw it on 60 minutes.
-好惡心 -哈 恩 恩 恩 That's disgusting. Huh. Well, hm, hm, hm...
但是 我 呃 But I say... yeah.
-恩 我 -有人要休息了嗎 Yeah, i... Pete: Everybody hitting the hay?
-爸爸 -恩? Dad. Yeah?
還沒到9點呢 It's not even 9:00 P.M.
就連奧瑪都還沒睡呢 I don't think that even oma is in bed.
-嘿 皮特 -恩? Hey, Pete. Yeah?
為什麼你的冰箱裏有大麻 Why is there pot in your freezer?
呃 那是 呃 Uh... it was a...
一個同事給我的 用來減輕偏頭痛的 A coworker gave it to me for my migraines.
-噢 是嗎 -我現在偶爾還是會頭痛 Oh. Uh-huh. Which I still get from time to time.
我把它放到冰箱裏是因為 我在網上看到 And it's in the freezer because I read
冷藏可以保證大麻的質量 that helps it maintain its potency.
爸爸連藏東西都這麼牛逼 Dad is very efficient, even with his stash.
我還沒吸過呢 I haven't even tried it.
-什麼 -真的 What? No.
怎麼了 我是說 既然我頭不痛 What? I mean, no migraines,
就沒必要了 我還是很酷的 and, uh, I don't like to lose my cool.
噢 哈哈哈 - Oh, okay. Ha-ha-ha.
你說什麼 Your what?
-噢 好吧 -哈哈哈 - Oh. Okay. Ha-ha-ha.
-你覺得我不酷 好吧 -救命啊 You don't think I'm cool. Fine. All right.
好吧 那我就沒什麼好怕的了 All right, then I got nothing to lose.
-噢 該死 -哇 Ohhh, shit. Wow.
? Takes a cold one to know one
這是誰的歌 whose song is that?
我的 It's mine.
我寫的 I wrote it.
-這歌是你寫的? -很久之前了 You wrote that? A long time ago.
你真厲害 琳達 Damn, Linda.
哇 你的專輯我還留著呢 Wow. I still have your album.
別開玩笑了 You do not.
恩 在地下室裏樂伯美(美國家庭用品品牌)的盒子裏 Yeah, I got a lot of stuff in the...
我存了很多以前的東西 I got a rubbermaid in the basement.
樂伯美? 哈哈哈 A rubbermaid? Ha-ha-ha.
樂伯美是個很成功的公司 Rubbermaid is a very successful company.
哇 皮特 Wow, Pete.
我存在你深深的樂伯美裏 You have me in your rubbermaid.
噢 啊 Oh. Ah.
-噢 瞧瞧這個 -噢 天哪 Oh, yeah, look at this. Oh, man.
-天啊 -哈哈哈 - God. Ha-ha-ha.
瞧瞧喬希 哈哈哈 Joshy. Ha-ha-ha.
瞧瞧你 還系著腰包呢 - Look at you. - Fanny pack.
我們當年真是幸福的一家 We were pretty damn cute as a family.
《絲綢夜空》 Silk night sky.
我獨一無二的專輯 Here it is, my one and only album.
-沒錯 -我的天啊 - Yup. - Oh, my god.
瞧 Look...
-你們覺得我還穿得上嗎 -噢 當然了 Do you think it would still fit me? Oh, yeah.
-我該穿上試試麼? -耶 - Should I try it on? - Yeah.
好的 再見 Okay, goodbye.
嘿 你去哪 Hey, where are you going?
-廁所 -恩 - Bathroom. - Yeah.
別在廁所自殺了 Don't kill yourself in there.
-皮特 噢 簡直不敢相信 -這話不是我說的 Pete. Oh, I can't believe it. I didn't say that.
-她沒聽見你 -我為什麼要那樣說 She didn't hear you. Can't believe I said that.
我的天啊 Oh, my god.
你注意到了嗎 它聞起來很香 And you notice, it smells nice.
-真的 -她肯定在這兒 It does. Pete: She's gotta be here.
朱莉? Julie?
她在這兒 There she is.
-好了 坐下來 -不要 - Come on, sit down. - No.
你累了 You're tired.
-我一點都不累 -我們走吧 I'm not a bit tired. Out.
瞧 See?
你還記得你之前給我的關於拿破侖的那個小東西嗎 You know that little thing you gave me about Napoleon?
-記不得了 什麼 -羅伯特·G·英格索爾? No, what? By Robert g. Ingersoll?
-恩 -我不懂你什麼意思 Yeah. Well, I'm not sure I get that.
你餓了嗎? Are you hungry?
你乖乖呆著 You stay right there.
芝麻葉 Arugula.
Nine-four-eight-eight-four.
你居然坐在那都知道 You just know that off the top of your...?
-哈 -真的? Boom. Is it...?
是的 你完全正確 Yes, you are absolutely right.
我當然正確了 Of course I'm right.
我知道所有的商品編號 I know all the plu codes.
我成天都在掃描這些玩意 I ring stuff up all day long.
嗯... Hm...
繼續 問我任何事 任何事 Go ahead, try me. Anything, anything, anything.
-香蕉 -有機的還是普通的? Bananas. Organic or regular?
有機的是94237 Organic is nine-four-two-three-seven.
正確 Yes.
你簡直就是個記憶大神 You're like a memorizing genius.
正確 Yes.
知道麼 他們說 You know, they say, like,
所有的孩子現在都完蛋了 all kids are screwed up now.
是空氣原因或者無線電波或者花生導致的 It's the air or the radio waves or the-the peanuts.
嘿 還記得那個兒科醫生麼 Hey, remember that pediatrician, the one...
叫啥來著 法...達...法令 What was his name? Fa... Dr. fa... farling.
法蘭...法蘭...? Fena... fenamana. Fenan... fenan.
惠頓城的那個 怎麼了? The guy in wheaton. What about him?
就是那個醫生 還記得他說過喬希有多動症麼 That doctor. Remember, he said joshy was hyperactive.
結果後來發現他只是汽水喝多了而已 Turns out he was just drinking too much pop.
-汽水 對 -對吧? Pop, yeah. Right?
他們啥都不懂 They know nothing.
是的 他們啥都不懂 Yeah, they know nothing.
我們啥都不懂 We know nothing.
她會好起來的 She's gonna be fine.
-她會好起來的 -不好說 She's gonna be fine. I don't know.
她絕對會的 Oh, yeah, she is.
這個... This is...
不 No.
-我在吃呢 -對你身體不好 I'm eating that. I'm... It's bad for you.
我不在乎 I don't care.
嗯 Hm.
嗯 Mm.
皮特 Pete.
嗯? Yeah?
你沒事吧? Are you okay?
嗯嗯 Uh-huh.
你不舒服? Are you sick?
沒 No.
你是不是... Did you just...?
想摸摸我? Just wanna touch me?
-牛奶? -94011 Milk? Nine-four-oh-one-one.
-天啊 太棒了 -是的 Oh, my god. This is very good. Yes.
太瘋了 It is so wrong.
-你弄完了麼? -是的 - You all done? - Yes.
-那我去坐下了? -請便 Should I sit? Be my guest.
-是誰來著 我不懂 -別太脆了 Is...? Who...? I don't understand. Don't forget the crispy.
怎麼? 我做的培根還不夠脆? What? Is my bacon not too crispy for you?
-當然夠脆了 -他指的是法國吐司 Of course it is. Not. He means the French toast.
我不會烤焦的 老天 No, well, I'm not gonna burn it. My goodness.
-不過 我曾祖母以前... -噢 來了啊 Although, my great grandmother used... oh. There she is.
嗨 莫林 Hi, Maureen.
噢 嗨 你好啊 Oh, hi. Hi, there.
你剛好趕上吃 Well, you're just in time for.
莫林那著名的奶油法國吐司 Maureen's famous brioche French toast.
你爸爸如何了? How's your dad?
我還以為你在西雅圖呢 I thought you were in Seattle.
噢 多謝關心 Oh, yeah, well, thanks for asking.
爸爸目前還算穩定 Dad's plateaued at the moment,
所以他們給我說叫我回家來 and so they said I should come back for the time being
我也不想離家人太遠了 and I didn't wanna be away from my family.
莫做的早餐最好吃了 Mo, uh... mo makes the best breakfasts.
是的 我就這點用處 對吧? Oh, yes, that is all I'm good for, right?
不是 我不是這個意思 嗯啊 No, I didn't mean to say that. Mm-hm.
總而言之 So, anyway, I, uh...
我決定連夜趕回來 I thought I would just take the red-eye back last night,
然後今早6點才到家 我感覺糟透了 and I got in at 6:00 this morning. I feel like a hot mess.
你看上去可不怎麼遭 You don't look like a hot mess. Ha-ha-ha.
琳達 你太貼心了 要杯咖啡麼? Linda, you're sweet. Do you, uh...? You want some coffee?
莫做的咖啡最好喝了 Uh, mo makes, really, the best coffee.
我還以為法國吐司才是她的專長 Thought her French toast was the best.
莫做的東西都很難區分高下 Hard to decide what's best when mo's cooking.
琳達 坐下吧 吃點早餐 Come on, Linda. Sit down. Have some breakfast.
不用了 謝謝 我不怎麼餓 呵 No, I'm good, thanks. I'm not really hungry. Ha, ha.
-確定? -嗯 不餓 You sure? Yeah, I'm good.
好吧 別這麼拘束 Okay, well, suit yourself.
順帶一提 你穿我的睡衣挺好看的 By the way, you look good in my robe.
留著吧 Keep it.
好了 Okay.
我出去打個電話 I'm gonna go out and make a little phone call.
好的 快趁熱吃吧 Okay. Come on, you guys, let's eat before it gets cold.
-好的 遞一下糖漿? -我先來 Okay. Uh, syrup? No, I have it.
-我先來可以麼? -你先請 Can I start? After you.
嗨 Hi.
我們能談談麼? Can we talk?
我現在可是裸體 I'm practically naked right now.
我有5個姐妹 我見的裸女可多了 I have five sisters. I've seen a naked lady before.
好吧 我只有一個兄弟 Well, I just had a brother.
死於越南 Killed in 'nam.
噢 我不知道 Oh, I didn't know.
如你所知 我們非常擔心朱莉 So as you know, we're really concerned about miss Julie.
她會好起來的 懂麼? She's gonna be all right, you know?
她一直都很堅強 哈 She's always been a fighter. Heh, heh.
嗯 她必去是 Well, she's had to be.
額 目前 我們在和她的醫生 Uh, right now, we are working
一起努力讓她平靜下來 with her doctor to stabilize her
她也在吃藥 and she's on some meds
她也在參加治療 and she's been going to therapy as well.
我不希望她翹過療程 I don't like her to miss a session.
噢 我可不認為翹一次有什麼大不了的 Oh. I don't think one's that big a deal.
我還知道你昨晚給她抽了一些大麻 I also understand you gave her some marijuana.
不是 是皮特給的 No. Pete did.
那可是皮特的大麻 It's Pete's marijuana.
他用來治頭疼的 For his headaches.
我們也確實抽了點 植物而已 Yeah, we did smoke some. It's a plant.
好的 我只是認為 Okay. I just think that
你目前不該呆在這 maybe it's not great for you to be here now.
你永遠都歡迎前來作客 You're always welcome in our home.
我知道皮特認為 And I know Pete thought
朱莉見到你會對她有好處 it would do Julie some good to see you,
不過我認為她現在需要的是日常的生活 but I think what she needs right now is normalcy.
我可是讓她換了身新衣服 Well, I got her out of those pajamas,
還帶她去剪了頭發 and I got her hair done.
而我認為 她自從見到我之後比之前好多了 And I think she's doing a lot better since I arrived.
琳達 嘿 拜托 Linda, hey, come on, please.
請別太認真了 我只是為自己的孩子著想而己 Please, don't be offended. I'm just looking out for my kid.
你的孩子? Your kid?
額 她當然也是你的孩子 Yeah, she's your kid too, of course.
不過 琳達 拜托 我們直說吧 But, Linda, come on. Let's... let's be real.
她還小的時候你就已經沒和她住在一起了 You haven't lived with her since she was a little girl.
她青春期和大學是我陪伴過來的 I was there for the teen years and college.
她大學是在密爾沃基度過的! She went to college in Milwaukee!
嗯 你認為是誰開車送她過去的? Yeah, and who do you think drove her ass there?
你又認為是誰幫她搬家具到宿舍的? Who do you think helped her put together her dorm furniture?
或者酒駕的時候又是誰擔保她出來的 Or paid her bail when she got that dui
又或者說誰去陪她參加 or went to the mother-daughter tea
那白癡女大學生聯誼會的? at that god-awful white sorority, huh?
你認為這麼多年到底是誰在當她母親? Who do you think's been doing all the mom stuff?
聽著 琳達 我以一個生母的角度尊重你 Look, Linda, I respect you as the woman who gave her life.
但是在你搬去洛杉磯之後 每年聖誕節回來一趟根本不夠 But after you went to L.A., Christmas visits didn't cut it.
這家庭裏出現了空缺 而且是我彌補的 There was a hole in this family and I filled it.
不不不 No, no, no.
我有想過多來見見他們 I tried to come out here to see them more,
不過你總是從中阻擾 but you always made it so difficult.
"噢 現在不太方便 我們在為高考做准備" "Oh, this isn't a good time because we're doing sat prep."
又或者是"喬希要去客場打比賽"是的 你就是這樣 Or, "joshy has an away game." Or... yes, yes, you did.
你讓我的孩子和我疏遠了 莫林 You alienated my children from me, Maureen.
你搞垮了我們母子關系! You poisoned the relationship!
你認真的? Are you serious right now?
是的 我認真的 Yeah, I am. Yeah.
真的? Really?
你知道你每年生日 You know all those birthday gifts
孩子們送給你的禮物哪來的麼? and mother's day gifts you got from the kids?
我花錢買的 我寄給你的 I paid for those. I sent them.
是我確保了他們沒忘記你 I'm the one who made sure they didn't forget about you,
雖然他們很有理由忘記 though they had reason to.
你真該給我跪下說謝謝 You should be kissing my feet right now.
胡扯! Bullshit!
好吧... Well...
我也不想這麼做的 I didn't want it to go like this.
不必多說 Well, that's how it's going.
你需要我幫你買好回程的機票麼? Do you need help paying for a flight back?
你想得美吧 You wish.
嘿 Hey...
皮特現在還愛著我 Pete's still in love with me.
我都懶得反駁了 I'm gonna let you have that.
-我找不到朱莉了 -好的 I couldn't find Julie. Oh, okay.
班車也沒那麼壞的 就像的士拼車一樣 Shuttles aren't so bad. It's like sharing a taxi.
嗯 挺不錯的 Yeah, it's great.
感謝你打電話叫車 Thanks for, uh, calling.
很高興見到你 It was nice to see you.
其實說實話 我覺得你能來挺好的 Ultimately, I think it was good that you came.
嗯 確實很... Yeah, it was a real...
額 飛行平安 Uh, fly safely.
這可不在我掌控範圍內 I have no control over that.
-確實 -等下 - No. - Wait.
好的 回見 Okay. Later.
嗯 Yeah.
不好意思 不好意思 Sorry. I'm sorry.
呼! Whoo!
? Gotta keep playing r-r-r-r-r-rock 'n' roll, baby
呼! whoo!
謝謝 Yeah. Thanks.
這首"埃德加溫特"的曲子太棒了 That was the amazing Edgar winter. Ahem.
還有之前那一曲"滾石樂隊"的 And before that, of course, the rolling stones.
噢 米克 Oh, Mick.
有個米克·賈格爾趣聞 Yeah. Funny thing about Mick Jagger.
他和4個不同的女人生了7個孩子 He's got seven children by four different women.
你們敢信麼? Do you believe that?
不錯啊 米克! Get it, Mick! Ow!
是的 他可沒閑著 對吧? Yeah. Yeah, busy guy, right?
是的 女士 Yes, ma'am.
當然了 孩子不是他帶的 Of course, he didn't raise those kids.
他是搖滾明星 He's a rock star.
而且更重要的是 他不是母親 And more importantly, he's not the mother.
爸爸想做什麼都行 Daddy can do whatever daddy wants.
爸爸想和誰做愛都行 Daddy can go make love with whoever he wants.
他能承擔風險 他也能吸毒 He can take risks. He can get hooked on drugs.
他能離去並且... He can leave and...
誰又在乎啊? 反正過程中總會有人受傷 Who cares? Some people get hurt.
只要你能創作出好歌 哈哈哈 As long as you get some great songs out of it. Ha, ha.
好的 我們現在就來聽聽這些好歌吧 Okay. Let's hear some of those great songs right now.
-呼! -耶 - Whoo! - Yeah.
嘿 順帶一提 你的孩子還是會尊重並且愛著你 Hey, by the way, though, your kids will still respect
就因為你是男人 and they'll love you because you're the man!
-懂我的意思吧 妹子們? -懂 You know what I'm talking about, girls? Yeah.
但如果你是女人的話 不不 But if you're a woman, mm-mm.
上帝不允許你錯過學校音樂會 God forbid you should forget one school concert or you...
或者婚禮 Or a wedding or...
或者忘記成為孩子的牙仙子 Or you forget to be the tooth fairy...
一次都不行 就算有演出 One time because you had a gig.
恭喜你成為了女魔頭 Congratulations, you're a monster.
好了 瑞奇 夠了 Okay, ricki, I think that's enough.
你把大夥嚇著了 You're scaring some guys here.
我蛋都給你嚇縮了 I felt my balls suck up into my body.
嗷! Ow!
反正你也用不上它們 格雷格 You didn't need them anyway, Greg.
噢 Ooh.
我當然用得上 琳達 Yes, I actually do, Linda.
你怎麼? 打擾一下 What did...? Excuse me?
你他媽做什麼呢? What the hell are you doing?
我們冷靜點 大夥 Let's keep it tight, people. Come on.
對 你說的是對的 巴斯特 Oh, yeah. You're right, you're right, buster.
下面一曲是什麼? What do we got up next?
《Pink》 We got pink.
-《Pink》 -嗷 《Pink》 Pink. Ooh. Pink.
-呼! -《Pink》 你們准備好了麼 Whoo! Pink. Let's get this party started.
? So you better get this party started
幹嘛? so?
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
這周很難熬 It's been a difficult week.
最近凡年都很難熬 但我還是愛你 It's been a difficult few years, but I still love you.
我連這都不能說? 我什麼時候才能說這句話? I can't say that? Do I ever get to say that?
你愛我麼? Do you love me?
我當然愛你 我當然愛 Of course, I love you. Of course, I do.
-而且我也愛巴斯特 也愛喬伊 -噢... And I love buster and I love Joey. Oh...
我不是想你像《永無島》裏的 I don't mean do you love me like
溫蒂愛迷失男孩那樣愛我 Wendy loves the goddamn lost boys.
我的意思是 你愛不愛我? I mean, do you love me?
你到底看上我哪點了? What is your interest in me?
到底是哪點? 我又... What do you...? What? I don't get...
我又老 又沒錢 I'm old, I'm broke,
我連做飯都不會 還在長胖 I can't cook a decent meal, I'm getting fat.
你幹嘛要愛這樣一個被毀掉的人 Why would you love a ruined person
還毀了她自己的孩子 who ruins other people, kids?
原來是這樣? Is that it?
你覺得你犯了一次錯 You think because you screwed up once,
就沒有第二次機會了? you don't get a second chance?
我還背叛了我第一任妻子 I cheated on my first wife
跑去和一個磕毒上癮的 with a stripper from the seventh veil
脫衣舞娘偷情 who was addicted to codeine cough syrup.
我的孩子不原諒我 My kids didn't forgive me.
他們現在還生氣 They're still mad.
聖誕節我收到的禮物是日曆 I get a calendar for Christmas.
你的孩子愛不愛你根本不重要 Doesn't matter if your kids love you.
他們沒有義務愛你 It's not their job to love you.
你也沒有義務愛他們 It's your job to love them.
所以你才會到走到這一步 That's why you were put here.
所以你才是他們媽媽 所以我才是我孩子的父親 That's why you're their mom. That's why I'm my kids' dad.
我非常愛我的孩子 I love my kids so much.
你不也愛麼? Don't you?
嗯 Yeah.
那你想我們之間只是朋友關系麼? So you wanna just be friends?
不... Uh...
不 Mm-mm.
-超越朋友? -超越朋友 More? More.
-噢! -天U+5450 Unh! Jesus.
噢 耶 Oh, yeah.
太棒了 Oh, this rules.
抱歉 Sorry.
信用卡還是借記卡? Credit or debit?
借記卡 請提現100美元 謝謝 Debit. Hundred dollars cash back, please.
好的 Okay.
-好了 -謝謝 There you go. Thank you.
快閃開 快閃開 Out of my way. Out of my way.
好了 Okay.
呼! Whoo!
噢! Oh!
我愛你 寶貝 I love you, baby.
? Come on, come on let's work together
"親愛的瑞奇" "dear, ricki.
"我很抱歉上次你來訪的時候" "I'm sorry about some of the words
"我們之間說的那些話" "we exchanged during your visit.
"你也知道 這個話題很敏感" "As you know, it's a loaded topic,
"而我們也沒有什麼機會好好聊聊" "and we haven't had many chances to talk about it.
"請接受我的橄欖枝" "Please accept this olive branch from me
"我希望我們能重新找個時間聊聊" "and I hope we can try again on better terms.
"附注 請找到那份" "Enclosed, please find something I feel
"你早該收到的東西" "you should've received a long time ago.
"是你應得的" "You're entitled to it.
"希望到時候你能來" "Hope to see you on the big day.
"莫林" Maureen."
"艾米麗·安妮 喬舒亞·亨德裏克斯" "Emily Anne. Joshua Hendrix."
? I see a red door and I want it painted black
"請以捐贈以下列出的慈善組織的方式" "in lieu of a gift, please make a donation
"代替禮物" to one of the following charities."
天啊 太瘋狂了 有誰結婚 Oh, my god. That's crazy. Who gets married
-居然還拒絕接受免費的禮物啊 -我兒子 and doesn't milk it for free stuff? My son.
沒錯 我結婚的話 我可要收一個華夫餅機器 There you go. Well, for my wedding, I'm getting a waffle iron
-以及三明治機器 -哈 and a panini maker and... Ha, ha.
嗨 喬 Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe.
"這封邀請函內還有野花種子" "This invitation is embedded with wildflower seeds
"能直接種下去" 太可怕了 and can be planted." That is bougie.
-我還以為不能隨便菜花呢 哈哈 -是的 I thought you'd get a kick out of it. Ha, ha. Yes. Yes.
-那你期待這婚禮麼? -我又不去 You excited about the wedding, then? I'm not going.
什麼? 你必須得去 What? You gotta go.
你不去可就沒意思了 It won't be sexy without you.
如果我去了 會發生很不好的事 If I show up there, something terrible will happen.
你不認識這些人 You don't know these people.
他們蔑視我 They despise me.
總之... Anyway...
他們根本對我們家庭狀況一無所知 They don't know anything about any part of this situation.
好的 我懂你 Okay, I hear you.
不過有些時候男孩就是需要他媽媽 But sometimes a boy needs his mama.
有時候就算是我也需要我媽媽 而她可是撒旦本尊 Even I need my mama sometimes and she's literally Satan.
謝了 丹尼爾 不過我去不了 我身無分文 Thanks, Daniel, but I can't go. I don't have the money.
我和格雷格談過了 Greg and I discussed it,
我們就是去不了 and we just can't do it. We can't.
身無分文 We don't have it.
如果我有的話 我很樂意給你錢 Well, if I had it, I'd give it to you.
我很樂意資助你們 I would gladly tithe to the church of ricki.
測試 1 2 Testes, one, two.
上去唱歌吧 Get up there and sing. Yeah.
來吧 來吧 Come on. Come on.
上場了 - Ch-ch-ch... - Here we go.
1 2 1 2 3 4 Ch-ch-ch. One, two, one, two, three, four.
Come on, now.
嗷! Ow!
多謝了 大夥 Thanks, everybody.
呼! Whoo!
你的吉他呢? Where's your guitar?
不知道 我今天就像彈這把 I don't know. I felt like playing this one.
什麼? 你可討厭這把吉他了 又名香蕉 What? You hate this guitar. The banana. Ha-ha-ha.
少來了 Come on.
怎麼回事 What's going on?
-你那68年的Gibson呢? -我賣了 Where's your '68 Gibson? I sold it.
你賣了 為什麼? You sold it? Why?
喲 瑞奇! 唱《Drift Away 》 Yo, ricki! "Drift away"!
太棒了 寶貝 Yes, baby.
噢 不! Oh, no!
天U+5450! Oh, my god!
? I wanna get lost in your rock 'n' roll and drift away
太棒了 gorgeous.
出來吧 寶貝 Come on out, babe.
我看起來太荒謬了 I look absurd.
我敢肯定你看起來很漂亮 I'm sure you look gorgeous.
我看起來像我母親 I look like my mother.
這不可能 你母親己經過世了 Well, that's not possible. Your mother's dead.
噢 你看起來美極了 Oh, you look beautiful.
這是我自見過最漂亮的藍色了 Come on, that is the most amazing blue.
看起來就像"羅傑·道雷"的歌裏唱的那樣 Looks like Roger daltrey's eyes from Tommy.
-謝謝 -你試完了麼? Thanks. Are you finished with these?
嗯 有黑色的麼? Yeah. Do you have anything black?
-黑色? -我們就買這件了 Black? We'll take this one.
好的 看起來很漂亮 Okay. It looks nice.
你怎麼能斷定這些安檢掃描器 How do you know these tsa scanners
不會控制你的大腦 aren't government mind control?
現在這時代 我都見怪不怪了 These days, nothing would surprise me.
之前看見他們叫我把腳環取下來麼? See they made me take my toe ring off?
真不敢相信那個女人 珍妮特 I can't believe that woman, Janet,
居然叫我把龍舌蘭酒從包裏拿出來 made me take the Tequila out of my bag.
那可是好東西"薩米·黑格"禦用的配方 That was cabo wabo, Sammy hagar's recipe.
他看起來像是恐怖分子麼? Does he look like a terrorist to you?
給你說過了 酒過不了安檢 Told you, you can't bring liquids.
婚禮禮物就這樣沒了 There goes my wedding present.
? It's good to be on the road back home again
噢 我做不到 oh, I can't do this.
做不到什麼? Can't do what?
我不能參加婚禮 I can't go to this wedding.
絕對是大錯 Big mistake.
我打電話給巴斯特 Gotta call buster,
告訴他們我們要回洛杉磯 tell him we're heading back to L.A.
別這樣 你可是最佳辣媽 No way. Come on, you're the mother of the groom.
沒有後路了 親愛的 There's no understudy, sweetheart.
我好害怕 I'm so scared.
哇 Wow.
-嗨 我是菩提 -嗨 菩提 - Hi, I'm Bodhi. - Hey, Bodhi.
-嗨 -感謝你們前來 Hi. Thank you for coming.
你們在這選一下座位號碼吧 You can pick up your table number here.
這些裏面裝的是鳥食 These are bags for the birdseed toss.
而且 艾米麗和喬希要求 Also, Emily and Josh request
你們把手機關掉 that you turn off your cell phones.
我也想 不過運營商早就 Well, I would, but the phone company
給我停機了 哈哈哈 beat me to it. Ha-ha-ha.
-這些給我們 對吧? -是的 給你們的 We take these, right? Yes, that's for you.
典禮前要不要先來杯雞尾酒? Would you like a cocktail before the ceremony?
這些是什麼玩意? What are these?
這杯叫喬希 This one's called the Josh.
是薑汁啤酒加一點威士忌 It's ginger beer and small-batch whiskey.
這杯叫做艾米麗 And this one is the Emily.
就像度數低一些的皇家基爾 It's kind of a playful take on a kir royal.
-免費的 -當然 For free? Yes.
我還是不喝了 I probably shouldn't.
我覺得喝了這杯酒 I think me and my small-batch whiskey
我得去廁所一趟了 你沒事吧? are gonna go try and find the little boy's room. You okay?
-沒事 沒事 -真的? Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah?
琳達 Linda.
-琳達! 哈哈哈 -噢 嗨 - Linda! Ha-ha-ha. - Oh, hi.
奧瑪! Oma!
-你好嗎? -噢 How are you? Oh.
我很喜歡你 知道麼 Oh, I like you, you know?
就算你傷了我兒子的心 Even though you ran off on my son.
噢 我也很喜歡你 奧瑪 Oh. I always liked you too, oma.
哈哈 要私下說的話 Ha, ha. Between you and me,
我不喜歡皮特的新妻子 I don't like Peter's new wife.
皮特和莫林很開心 Peter and Maureen are happy.
現在或許是的 不過只會持續幾星期而已 Maybe now. It's only been a few weeks.
-不 他們都結婚好多年了 -噢? No, it's been many, many years. Oh?
我在到處找你 I've been looking for you.
我們去找位置坐下吧 Why don't we go find our seat, okay?
傑夫 能麻煩你到奧瑪去她的座位麼? Jeff. Will you show oma to her seat?
謝謝 傑夫帶你過去 Thanks. Jeff will take you.
-保重了 -嗨 奧瑪 Take care. Hi, oma.
走吧 我們去坐下 Come on, let's go sit down.
-嗨 -額 嗨 Hi. Uh, hi.
嗨 Hi.
我現在很忙 所以... I'm very busy right now, so I...
嗯 沒關系 今天可是你的大日子 Yeah, sure. Big... Huge day for you.
-我們之後再... -嗯 But we'll, uh... yeah.
奧瑪 你現在舒適麼? Oma, are you comfortable?
-謝謝 -就是她 Thanks. Thank you. That's her.
那就是琳達 That's Linda.
她都沒和家人坐在一起 She's not even sitting with the family.
我們大家齊聚一堂 So here we are, gathered here.
頭上有大樹 腳下有樹根 This big tree over us and the roots beneath us.
我想不到任何比這更好的地方 I can't think of a better place
來舉行婚禮了 to do this than out here in mother nature.
現在可以開始結婚典禮了 And now we can open the wedding ceremony.
去吧 Go ahead.
噢 別跑 別逃走 Oh. Don't. Don't. Don't run away.
鼓起勇氣 Walk on.
媽媽 我很高興你來了 Mom. I'm so glad you're here.
我都不知道你來不來得了 I didn't know if you were gonna make it.
-嗯 格雷格把他的Gibson SG賣了 -噢 Yeah. Greg pawned his Gibson sg. Oh.
-嗨 喬希 -嗨 Hi, Josh. Hey.
-哇 -嗯 - Wow. Heh. - Yeah.
我們很晚才收到你的回複 Well, we got your rsvps so late.
我們也不能隨便亂改大廳的位置 We couldn't really move things around with the hall,
我希望你們不介意 so, um, I hope you guys don't mind
和艾米麗的堂兄坐在一起 sitting with Emily's cousins
-就是彈鋼琴那個 -呵呵呵 and, like, our harpist. Heh, heh. Ha-ha-ha.
完全不介意 No, not at all.
我們也想學學鋼琴呢 We'd love to learn some harp licks.
好的 拜 Okay, bye.
嗯 拜 Yeah, bye.
你能來對我真的意義重大 媽媽 It really means a lot to me that you came, mom.
嗨 我們是《不來梅五重唱》 Hi, we're the bremen quintet.
恭喜了 喬希和艾米麗 Congratulations, Josh and Emily.
拜 Bye.
-恭喜 -嗨 Congratulations. Hi.
不管我們坐在哪桌 So whatever table we're at,
-那桌就是最棒的 懂麼? -嗯 - that's the cool table, okay? - Oh, yeah.
噢 那是亞當 Ooh. There's Adam.
他穿得可帥了 He's a sharp dresser.
-去打招呼吧 -嗯 Come on, go say hi. Mm...
走吧 Come on.
亞當 Adam.
-嗨 媽媽 -嘿 Hi, mom. Hey.
戴斯蒙 這是我母親 琳達 Um, Desmond, this is my mother, Linda.
-很榮幸 -嗨 - A pleasure. - Hi.
原來亞當的顴骨是遺傳自你的 I see where Adam gets his cheekbones.
我們在約會 We are seeing each other.
噢 太... 太棒了 Oh, that's... That's wonderful.
謝謝 Thanks.
亞當 我真高興你遇到了愛的人 Adam, I'm so glad you met someone.
特別是這麼帥氣的人 Particularly someone so handsome.
-這是格雷格 我男友 -亞當 This is Greg, my boyfriend. Adam.
-你好 -戴思蒙 嗨 - Hello. - Desmond, hey.
很高興認識你 領帶真帥 格雷格 Nice to meet you. Oh, groovy tie, Greg.
你或許太年輕不知道 You're probably too young for this,
你聽說過李小龍麼 but have you heard of Bruce Lee?
我當然聽說過李小龍 他最棒了 Of course I've heard of Bruce Lee. He's the man.
嗯 你和他挺像的 Yeah, you look just like him.
-謝謝 －一點也不像 Thanks. Not at all.
一點都不像 Not even a little.
你甚至都不是中國人 You're not even Chinese.
李小龍也不是中國人 Bruce Lee wasn't Chinese.
他出生在舊金山 He was born in San Francisco.
-是的 -噢 - Mm-hm. - Huh. Oh.
希望你們倆在一起很開心 享受你們的素食吧 Hope you have a nice time and enjoy your vegan meal.
哈哈哈 謝謝 Ha-ha-ha. Thank you.
我可是肉食系的 I'm a team member at total foods.
-我喜歡肉食 -哈哈哈 - Oh, I love total foods. - Ha-ha-ha.
你們男生都喜歡 哈哈哈 All you boys do. Ha-ha-ha.
好的 她肯定磕多了 Okay, she has got to be heavily medicated.
我喜歡她 I like her.
卡 Cut.
耶! Yeah!
開始了 Here we go.
噢... Aw...
你怎麼生的格魯姆? And how did you meet the groom?
噢 剖腹產 Oh. Caesarean section.
還是在布達佩斯 Budapest, actually.
是的 當時可真是... Yeah. It's gonna be, like, I don't know...
-我們得走了 -好 We need to... we need to go. Okay.
再見 大夥們 All right, folks.
-皮特 時候到了 -噢 Pete, it... it's time. Oh.
你的致辭 Your toast.
額... Hm. Well, um...
祝你好運 Good luck.
嗯... Well...
有演講 All right, speech.
謝謝 Thanks.
大家夥 Hello, everybody. Ahem.
嗨 Yeah. Hi.
我... I'm, uh...
我叫瑞... 我叫琳達·布魯梅爾 I'm Rick... I'm, heh, Linda brummel,
格魯姆的母親 mother of the groom.
我記得你們其中一些人 And I remember some of you from years ago.
很高興再次 And it's nice to see...
很高興再次見到你們 Nice to see you again.
額 起初 我不知道... Um, yeah, at first, I didn't know...
呼 呵呵 Whoo. Heh, heh.
該送喬希和艾米麗怎樣的禮物 What to give Josh and Emily, you know, as a gift.
並不只是因為我身無分文 呵呵呵 Not only because I don't have any money, heh, heh, but...
不過也因為我己經很久沒付出過了 But, ahem, also because there's so much I haven't given them.
我從來都不是一個普通母親 I was never a traditional mom, right? Ha-ha-ha.
所以我也不會是一個普通的嶽母 Um, so I won't be a traditional mother-in-law.
我希望如此 I hope. Ha-ha-ha.
所以我意識到 So I realized the only thing I have to give
我唯一能送給喬希和艾米麗的禮物 Josh and Emily is the only thing i...
也就是我送給大家的禮物 I have to give anyone.
我從來都不是一個好主婦 I was never much of a housekeeper
或者廚師 or a cook.
對吧? 哈哈哈 Ha, ha. Right? Ha-ha-ha.
但是我是音樂家 But I am a musician, you know?
將一切奉獻給了音樂 That's all I am.
這也是我的禮物 And that's what I have to give,
所以我想將我的一切 so I would like to give all I have to my...
送給我的兒子和他那美麗的妻子 My son and his beautiful wife...
現在 Right now.
夥計們 你們能出來了 Boys, you can come out.
噢 我也想感謝我孩子的另一個母親 Oh. I wanna thank my children's other mother...
感謝所做的一切 For everything.
-天U+5450 -怎麼回事? - Oh, god. - What happened?
沒事的 It's okay.
喬希 他們是誰? Josh, who are they?
好像是 《閃電》樂隊 I think that's the flash.
我之前的吉他比較酷 I usually have a way cooler guitar.
這是"布魯斯·斯普林斯汀"的歌 This is a tune by Bruce Springsteen.
獻給喬希和艾米麗 And this is for Josh and Emily.
1 2 One, two.
-我去... -不 I'm just gonna... No.
我只是... Well, I was...
快去阻止啊 Do something. Heh.
-看來我們得上台去 -那我們的第一支舞怎麼辦? I think we gotta go up there. What about our first dance?
-按照排練的跳就行 -可是歌都不對 We'll do what we rehearsed. Not the right song.
-邊都不沾 -我們可以的 Not even close. We'll be all right.
而且節奏太快了 And it's too damn fast.
-啊! -來吧 - Aah! - Come on.
呼! Whoo!
再來一次 One more.
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