I don't know things I think about
sometimes I feel like I'm not a real man
right like no no no that means so many
different things nowadays I don't mean
that okay no because people like I knew
his shirt looked a little right now I
have man parts I just mean I don't I
don't know I feel like every real man I
know it has a lot of tools a lot of ties
and a lot of dress socks when do you get
all those tools someone was like you get
those tools for gifts I was like right
if my girl I forgot me $200 worth the
tools
I'd be like return them and get me for
PlayStation games fools who buys to uh
somebody needs to leave oh I'm looking
around this room right now there's a lot
of people in here with tools you have
tools and look at your face the way you
sit of course I do
yeah I know you do
because I have to space this garage
working on his workbench putting things
he has fun doing it no yeah exactly not
me you have a light on your workbench
too don't you of course I don't ya it's
not a satisfying Christmas gift for me
at all no no no I don't know like I have
three tools I have a Phillips
screwdriver I have a flathead
screwdriver and I use I use my girl from
suppliers right let's just wait you know
how it masks you later it's for your
girlfriend but did you put my pliers
back and I was like I was gonna use them
again don't worry about it I'll put them
back
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the weirdest thing that's ever happened
to me after it shows one time I was
leaving a show and I was telling people
this I don't have tools I'm leaving a
show this lady follows me to my car as
I'm walking out she goes excuse me honey
can I use me honey can I talk to you
honey
excuse me Hey can I talk to you I don't
even know she was talking to me right
like what I was like yes she was like
you don't have a hammer how do you not
have a hammer honey when you weren't
stitch to get three tools me in a
mansion a camera I don't even have a
hammer honey how do you survive without
a hammer oh my god how do you know if a
hammer but she was like upset it was
like bothering her I understand that you
can survive on the world on my hand
everybody's a Miyama right and I'm like
are you really following me you weirdo
right we get to my car and I'm like yeah
I don't happen she goes just wait one
second she runs to her car comes back
she goes I always keep two hammers and
his one take a hammer I got a hit from
some lady after a show I took the hammer
I acted like I was really grateful as I
think you know now everything's great I
didn't have the heart to tell like I
have a hammer stupid okay at home all
right
doesn't have a hammer okay
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just didn't tell you guys I have a
hammer but of course I have a hammer all
right hey like house 101 anyways as I
started driving away I started laughing
to myself just thinking how stupid I was
because she probably went back to her
car and made a call like yeah hello yeah
I got rid of the hammer we're good to go
worked out perfect I got some murders
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