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I don't know things I think about

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<font color="#E5E5E5">sometimes I feel like I'm not a real man</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like no no no that means so many</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">different things nowadays</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I don't mean</font>

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that<font color="#CCCCCC"> okay</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people like I knew</font>

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his shirt looked a little<font color="#E5E5E5"> right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> now</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font>

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have man parts I just mean<font color="#E5E5E5"> I don't I</font>

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don't know I feel<font color="#CCCCCC"> like every real man I</font>

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know it has a lot<font color="#CCCCCC"> of tools</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a lot of ties</font>

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and a lot of<font color="#E5E5E5"> dress socks when do you get</font>

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all those<font color="#E5E5E5"> tools someone was like you get</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">those tools for gifts I was like right</font>

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if<font color="#CCCCCC"> my girl I forgot me $200 worth</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font>

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tools

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I'd be like return them and<font color="#E5E5E5"> get me for</font>

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PlayStation games<font color="#E5E5E5"> fools who buys</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to uh</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">somebody needs to leave</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm looking</font>

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around this room<font color="#E5E5E5"> right now there's a lot</font>

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of people in<font color="#E5E5E5"> here with tools you have</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">tools and look at your face the way</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font>

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sit of course I do

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yeah<font color="#CCCCCC"> I know you do</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">because I have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> space this garage</font>

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working<font color="#E5E5E5"> on his workbench putting things</font>

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he has fun doing<font color="#E5E5E5"> it no yeah exactly</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> not</font>

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me<font color="#CCCCCC"> you have a light on your workbench</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">too don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of course I don't ya</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's</font>

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not<font color="#CCCCCC"> a satisfying Christmas gift for me</font>

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at all<font color="#CCCCCC"> no no no I don't know like I have</font>

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three<font color="#E5E5E5"> tools I have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Phillips</font>

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screwdriver<font color="#CCCCCC"> I have a flathead</font>

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screwdriver<font color="#CCCCCC"> and I use I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> use my girl from</font>

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suppliers<font color="#E5E5E5"> right let's just wait you know</font>

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how it<font color="#E5E5E5"> masks you later it's for your</font>

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girlfriend<font color="#E5E5E5"> but did you put my pliers</font>

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back and I was<font color="#E5E5E5"> like I was gonna use them</font>

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again don't worry<font color="#CCCCCC"> about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it I'll put them</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">back</font>

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the weirdest<font color="#E5E5E5"> thing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that's ever</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> happened</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">to me</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> after it shows</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> one time I was</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">leaving a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> show and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I was telling people</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">this I don't have</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> tools</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm leaving</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font>

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show this lady follows me to<font color="#CCCCCC"> my car as</font>

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I'm walking out she<font color="#E5E5E5"> goes excuse me honey</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">can I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> use me honey can I talk</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to you</font>

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honey

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excuse me<font color="#CCCCCC"> Hey can I talk</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to you I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't</font>

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even know<font color="#CCCCCC"> she was talking to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> me</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> right</font>

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like what<font color="#E5E5E5"> I was like yes she was like</font>

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you don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> have a hammer</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> how do you not</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">have a hammer honey</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> when you weren't</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">stitch</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to get three tools</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> me in a</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">mansion</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a camera I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't even have a</font>

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hammer honey how do you survive without

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<font color="#E5E5E5">a hammer</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh my god</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> how do you know if a</font>

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hammer<font color="#CCCCCC"> but she was</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like upset it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> was</font>

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like bothering her<font color="#CCCCCC"> I understand that you</font>

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can survive<font color="#CCCCCC"> on the world on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> my hand</font>

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everybody's a<font color="#CCCCCC"> Miyama</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> right and I'm like</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">are you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> really following me you weirdo</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">right we get to my car and I'm like yeah</font>

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I don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> happen she goes just wait one</font>

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second she runs to her car<font color="#E5E5E5"> comes back</font>

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she goes<font color="#E5E5E5"> I always keep two hammers</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font>

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his one take a hammer<font color="#CCCCCC"> I got a hit</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> from</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">some lady after a show I took the hammer</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">I acted like I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> was really</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> grateful as I</font>

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think you know now everything's great<font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font>

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didn't have the heart to tell like I

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have a hammer stupid okay at<font color="#CCCCCC"> home all</font>

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right

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<font color="#CCCCCC">doesn't have a hammer</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">just didn't tell you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> guys I have a</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">hammer but of course I have a hammer all</font>

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right<font color="#E5E5E5"> hey like house 101 anyways as I</font>

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started driving<font color="#E5E5E5"> away I started laughing</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">to myself just thinking how stupid I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> was</font>

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because she probably went back<font color="#E5E5E5"> to her</font>

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car and<font color="#E5E5E5"> made a call like yeah hello</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">I got rid of the hammer we're good to go</font>

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worked out perfect<font color="#CCCCCC"> I got some murders</font>

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hammer of my trunk now watch my entire

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special for<font color="#CCCCCC"> $0.99 or</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just watch more</font>

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clips<font color="#E5E5E5"> check out more clips click one of</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">them you got</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to check</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it out now</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> if I</font>

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were<font color="#E5E5E5"> you I'd probably click the $0.99</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">one</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> cuz</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that goes right into</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> my pocket</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">click one click it click it click lick</font>

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lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick

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lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick

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lick lick lick lick<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay</font>