This is the time, this is the place, 就是现在 就是这里
this is a special day. 今天是个特别的日子
We need you, cheese makers of Britain, 我们需要你们这些英国的起司制造商
to join our army. 加入我们的军队
We’ve gotta face an age old enemy, the French. 我们要面对一个古老的敌人 法国
Yes, the French. 没错 法国
They call us la roast beef. 他们笑话我们是烤牛肉
They might have their Michelin stars 他们也许有米其林星
but we’ve got Nectar points. 但我们也有花蜜点数
They may think they’re great lovers 他们也许觉得自己是情圣
and they might be, but we’ve got Chas & Dave. 也许如此 但我们有查斯兴戴夫
I like Chas & Dave. 我喜欢查斯兴戴夫
(Laughter)But I think the time is right for us to go to France 但我觉得我们该去法国
and take the French on. 挑战他们了
Take it from them. 把他们打败
We fight them on the beaches 我们在沙滩上跟他们战过
and we fight them on the cheeseboards. 现在要在起司板上挑战他们
Yeah. 没错
So are you guys with us? 所以你们准备好了没
Yes! 好了
Are you guys with us? 所以你们准备好了没
Yes! 好了
I think we could do with some rounds of teas and coffees Kerryann. 我们可以再泡一些茶和咖啡 凯莉安
Jimbo, this is gonna be good man. 吉姆 这一定会很好吃
Okay, let’s get it out there. 好 端出去了吧
BACK IN SOUTHEND, 回到绍德森
AND WHILE THE PUNTERS TUCK INTO SOME DELICIOUS RISOTTO, 在客人享用美味的炖饭时
WE CATCH UP WITH ALAN. 我们则跟艾伦话家常
You know I’ve got mincer’s leg, 其实我有碎步脚
have you heard about this? 你们听过吗
What’s mincer’s leg? 什么是碎步脚
You know I’ve been mincing all me life? 因为我走路一直都是碎步
Yeah. 是
Me hips, one’s lower than the other, 我的臀部高低不一样
‘cause you know when I walk So I’ve actually got mincer’s leg. 因为我走路的时候会有碎步脚
What it’s called that? 为什么会有这个名字
No, no, I call it mincer’s leg. 不是 碎步脚是我自己取的
Oh right. (Laughter) Okay. 好吧 好
Yeah I’m gonna patent it, I’m gonna go on Dragon’s Den. 我要去申请专利 我要去上龙穴
Well listen boys, this is Food Fight Club right? 听着 这里是料理斗阵俱乐部吧
Yeah, first rule, 对 第一个规定就是
no-one talks about Food Fight. 不能讲料理斗阵
No-one talks about Food Fight. 不准讲料理斗阵
And wash your hands. 还有洗手
Right I’ve got a Food Fight for you, okay? Kerryann? 好 我要跟你玩一个料理斗阵
Can you bring on the fig rolls please? 凯莉安 麻烦你拿无花果卷来好吗
This is fig roulette. 这叫无花果轮盘
Why do you love fig rolls so much? 你为什么那么爱吃无花果卷
Cos they’re savoury and sweet 因为有咸有甜
and you’re getting one of your five a day. 而且还可以吃到五大类食物
Good point. 说得好
And it keeps you regular an’ all. 而且可以让你保持正常
Now Fig rolls. There’s not just fig in these rolls 这些无花果卷里头不只有无花果
in one of these little bad boys 这些坏蛋里其中一个
is the hottest chilli known to man. 包了世界上最辣的辣椒
(Screams) Now boys, boys calm down right. 两位冷静点好吗
What I want you to do, we take it in turns. 现在我要你们轮流吃
You take the fig roll in the hand 先把无花果卷拿起来
and bite down, eat it. 咬一口吃下去
Get on with it. 你先来
Choose wisely my friend. 小心选择 朋友
Alan Carr 谢谢
Go on Alan. 吃吧艾伦
That’s it, have a chew. 很好 咬下去
I’d know it if I’ve eaten it. 吃到会有感觉吗
No, nothing. 对 没有
Not a sausage. 完全没东西
Right, we’ll get some yogurt, we’ll get some milk over, 好 待会拿点优格和牛奶过来
just in case he kicks off. 以免有人吃到
Look no fear, no fear, just bites into it. 你看他不怕 咬一口
bites it, no screaming, 也不尖叫 直接咬下去
Look. Well okay, 好吧
next one I’m gonna be really fierce. 等一下我会很厉害的
Thanks Kerryann. 谢谢 凯莉安
Cheers, thank you. 谢谢
Little bit of information, 跟你说一个小常识
if you ever have chilli burn, the worst thing to have is alcohol 如果吃到辣椒 最糟的就是喝酒
so all those boys down the curry houses 所以如果在咖喱餐厅吃饭
worst thing is beer, wine. 最糟的就是啤酒葡萄酒
Really? 是吗
Milk, yogurt is the best thing to calm. 牛奶和优格最适合解辣
Come on, next. 快点 下一个
Look at the game face. (Laughter) 你看他的表情
Yeah, yeah. 好耶
Right I’m gonna take that mouthful. 我会打败你的
This has got the chilli in it. 这个有 这个里面有辣椒
You’re playing. 你在演戏
This has got chilli in it, I want it harder. Mm. 里头有辣椒 再辣一点吧
Come on. 快吃
Is it, is it? , it’s 有吗
No, can’t be. 没有 一定没有
Time for talking’s over, this is serious 闲聊结束了 这是玩真的
we’re getting down to the finals, 现在进入最后阶段
the chilli fig roll hasn’t been chosen yet. 辣椒无花果卷还没被挑到
This is it Alan, 就是现在了 艾伦
what you gonna do? 一半的机率你要怎么办
Will you really know instantly? 真的一吃就会知道吗
You will yeah. (Laughter) 没错
Are you serious? 你是认真的吗
Use the bucket. 整包吃下去
Fuck that. 快填满
Oh, well done. (Applause) Winner. Winner. Winner. 干得好 冠军 冠军
Tea towel, tea towel. 茶巾
You alright? 你没事吧
Have a bit more milk. 再喝一点牛奶 喝一点
You alright? 你没事吧
Coming back. 又变辣了
It’s the hottest chilli in the world mate, 这是世界上最辣的辣椒
it’s not gonna go for a while. 会辣蛮久的
Have another drink, 再喝一杯吧
honestly it’s so hot. 那真的超辣的
I know it’s fucking hot. (Laughter) 我知道超辣的
COMING UP, 接下来
JIMMY GIVES OUR GUESTS AN UNUSUAL MEAT TREAT. 吉米要给客人吃特别的鲜肉料理
Shall I tell you what it is? 你们想知道那是什么吗
Testicles. 睾丸
the french pile on the pressure 法国人让我们倍感压力
in the ultimate cheese off. 进行终极起司决斗
Right this is it. 好 就是现在 是时候了
May the best cheese win. 希望好吃的起司会赢
Anyone for burgers guys? 有人要吃汉堡吗
Yeah. 我
Okey, dokey. 好吧
Right, we’ve got beautiful Botham burgers, 我们有美味的波森汉堡
Westcombe Cheddar. 微斯康姆切达起司
Beautiful. 真棒
THE BURGERS ARE GOING DOWN A TREAT, 这些汉堡非常受欢迎
but we’ve still got plenty on the MENU, 但菜单上还有很多料理
including one special DRINK 包括一道特别的饮品
guaranteed to put hairs on your chest. 保证可以让你更有男子气概
Jimmy, how’s our little drink with Mr Carr going? 吉米 我们的卡尔先生饮料呢
Show Alan what you’ve got. 拿给艾伦喝喝看
Yeah Alan you’ve got a nice drink there 艾伦 这里有一杯饮料
but… 可是
…you talk about your voice sometimes, that it’s a bit high-pitched 你之前提过自己的声音有点高
isn’t it? 是吧
What are you saying? (Laughter) 你在说什么
Well I’ve come up with a nice little drink 我为你做了一杯很棒的饮料
for you to sort that out. 可以解决这个问题
Have a slug of that. 你喝一口吧
Okay, alright okay. 吸大口一点
Oh, 好 好吧
at the end of a pier having a big hard suck. 来到这里居然有人叫我吸大口一点
I’ve had a flashback. (Laughter) Okay. 害我想到好多往事
Look at his face. 你看他的脸
Deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, 深一点
take it deep. 大口一点
That’s it, tell me what you think. 好了 跟大家说味道如何
What d’you think of that then? 那你觉得呢
Oh my god, that sounds really weird. 我的天啊 我的声音好奇怪
Let me have a go. 我来试试看
I want a go. 我也要喝
Oh my god. 我的天啊
What’s going on, oh no, 怎么回事 糟糕
what’s happening to my voice? 我的声音怎么了
My career’s over, 我的职业生涯完蛋了
I need to be gay, I need to be gay. 我得当同志
This is Southend. 真是太好笑了
I want mine as deep as yours. 我想跟你一样低沉
Now go. 好 说
What d’you think now? 现在怎么样
Oh my god. That’s so weird. Oh my god. 我的天啊 好奇怪 我的天啊
I’ve never ever done anything like this before. . 跟我说 我从来没试过这个
Oh my god 我的天啊 糟糕
Give it to her. 给她喝
No, give it to her. 不 给她喝
Weird. 太夸张了
That’s mad. 好奇怪
Your voice is already that deep. (Laughter) 你的声音原本就那么低了
Right breathe in and out, breathe in and out. Clear your lungs. 好了 吐出来 把肺清干净
Why has that made me sound butch? (Laughter) 为什么我听起来那么有男子气概
If you take helium, that’s light… 如果吸到氦 那是轻的
Yeah. 是
…and that gives a hitch pitched voice, 声音就会变尖
this gas is heavier than air, 这种气比空气还重
so it makes your voice sound lower. 所以你的声音就会变低
Interesting drink this week guys, 这是本周有趣的饮料
but also I’ve been looking at some interesting food. 但我也想做一种有趣的料理
we brits throw away 英国每年丢掉的肉类
a shocking 1.4 million tons of meat a year, 高达惊人的1400万吨
while across the globe, 但在地球的另一端
billions of people happily chomp away on delicious cuts we choose to bin. 数十亿任正开心的吃着
I think we’re a nation of wusses. 我觉得英国人很胆小
There’s so many parts of the animal that are tasty 有好多动物的器官好好吃
that are going to waste. 却被我们丢掉
so, i’ve invited a group of professional food writers 所以我邀请一群专业的美食专家
to a gourmet dinner. 来品尝美食
i’m keeping the ingredients secret, . 我要将食材保密
but if they love what i serve, 但他们如果喜欢这道料理
they will HOPEFULLY spread the word to millions 希望可以将讯息传给上百人
I really want us to man up as diners 我希望大家可以当个勇敢的食客
and open our palates to this meat 打开味蕾
that’s going begging. 吃这种没人要吃的肉类
i’ll be cooking the writers 我要为这些美食作家料理
the most hardcore, off-putting off cuts. B 这个最酷 最恶心 大家最讨厌的部位
ecause if they agree they’re tasty, 因为他们如果觉得好吃
then the rest should be easy. 剩下的部分就容易了
development chef mark has come to help me. 研发厨师马克要来帮我
What are we gonna do with this meat to make it palatable, 这种肉要怎么做才会美味呢
because, you can’t serve it up like that. 因为不能像这样端上桌
for the starter, i’m roasting testicles 开胃菜的部分我要烤睾丸
and hiding them in pancetta, 并用意式培根掩饰
but how do i make my main course look more appealing? 但我怎么把主菜做的更吸引人呢
Well, if you actually did this as something that’s quite traditional. 你可以用传统的方式料理
So what we thinking then, some sort of pie? 所以你觉得要做什么 派吗
If you put some stewing steak. 你可以放炖牛排
So instead of steak and kidney pie. 所以我们不做牛排和牛肾派
Steak and pizzle pie, perfect yeah. 牛排牛鞭派 很好
Steak and pizzle it is then. Let’s do it. 那就做牛排牛鞭派吧
Is it the onion that’s making us cry 究竟是洋葱让我们流泪
or is it the fact that we’ve just skinned a load of balls? 还是因为我们刚扒了一堆蛋蛋皮
with mark’s experience and my enthusiasm, 有马克的经验加上我的热情
we’re getting somewhere. 我们快要完成了
The pizzle’s got a bit excited, 牛鞭变兴奋了
he’s popped out of the pan. 跳到锅子外面
Right Mark, that’s me with my suit on. 好 马克 我换好西装了
Thank you very much. 非常感谢你
Absolute pleasure. 我的荣幸
I can take it from here. 这样就可以了
the food writers have been told they’ll be served unusual cuts. 美食作家知道他们要吃特别的部位
Come in guys, come in, sit yourself down. 各位请进 随便坐
but so they keep an open mind, 但为了让他们不要有偏见
i haven’t told them how extreme we’ve gone. 我还没跟他们说这部位有多夸张
First up, bit of lamb with some pancetta 首先 这是羊肉加意式培根
and I’ve just fried these off. Salt, pepper, bit of thyme. 我只是稍稍煎过 加盐 胡椒和百里香
Very, very hot. 非常烫
Help yourself and once you’ve eaten it, 别客气等你们吃过以后
I’ll tell you what it’s all about. 我再跟你们介绍
Dig in guys. 请用 各位
It’s gorgeous. 好好吃
It’s quite a subtle lamb 羊肉的味道很精致
, it’s not too strong. 不会太浓烈
Shall I tell you what it is? Testicles. 想知道这是什么吗 睾丸
I actually want another one. 其实我还想再吃一点
You want another one? You tuck in. 你还想再吃 请用
It’s actually really nice. 其实非常好吃 对
I think people who like liver 喜欢吃肝脏的人
would love this. 应该会非常喜欢这个
they’ve lapped up my starter 他们非常喜欢我的开胃菜
of testicles roasted with pancetta, 烤睾丸 意式培根
but will they have the same enthusiasm for my main course. 但他们会不会一样喜欢主菜呢
It’s a pie with a surprise. 这是惊喜派
This is the big one for me. 这个对我来说很特别
Those are definitely wobbly things. 这个真的非常酥松
It’s steak, it’s steak, it’s steak, it’s steak, it’s steak. (Laughter) 是牛排
What are they? 这到底是什么
Do you guys have any ideas? 你们知道是什么吗
If it is what I think it is, 如果是我想的那个
it’s the bottom end of your intestine. 应该是肠子末端吧
Yeah, that’s what I’m thinking, 对 我也这么觉得
is it sphincter? 是不是括约肌
Yeah, listen it’s not spaghetti hoops. 是 听着 那不是意大利面圈
Would this be like really good pub grub? 所以不要 你们觉得这能不能当酒吧里的美食
You imagine open fire, country pub. 可以 生着营火的乡村酒吧 绝对可以
It’s delicious. 真好吃
now for the big moment. 重要的时刻来临了
Okay guys, 好吧 各位
how is your steak and pizzle pie? 你们的牛排牛鞭派味道如何
Really? 真的吗
Pizzle. 那是牛鞭
It’s bull’s pizzle, so it’s a big long penis. 那是公牛的牛鞭 所以很长的一根
That’s actually really nice. 其实真的很好吃
Yeah it’s lovely, it’s lovely. 对 很棒
I would have that above steak and kidney. 我会把这当成牛排牛肾派
Okay guys, I wanna show of hands, 好吧 各位 请各位举手
if this is something you’d get behind, hands up if you could. 如果这是你最喜欢的料理 请举手
It’d be an experience. 这是个经验
Start to finish, 很合理 从头到尾
every course was incredible. 每道菜都很好吃
We were all really impressed, we all loved the pie. 我们都很惊诧 大家都很喜欢那个派
I think it’s something the British public’s ready for. 我觉得英国人可以尝试了
WE’RE BACK IN SOUTHEND, 我们回到绍德森
AND IT’S TIME FOR OUR GUEST ALAN CARR 现在要让来宾艾伦卡尔
TO FACE HIS FINAL FOOD FIGHT CHALLENGE. 面对他的最后一场料理斗阵挑战
EVERYONE WHO COMES TO OUR CAFé HAS TO ENJOY THEIR LAST COURSE 来到我们餐馆的每个人 都要享用最后一道菜
ON SOUTHEND’S LEGENDARY ROLLERCOASTER, 在绍德森著名的云霄飞车上
SO WE’RE ABOUT TO GIVE ALAN 所以我们要带艾伦去搭乘
THE CULINARY RIDE OF HIS LIFE. 最刺激的料理云霄飞车
Is it one of those rickety ones at the end? 会不会东倒西歪
It’s one where all the nuts and bolts fall off it. 螺丝帽都会掉下来的那种
Upside down? 上下颠倒
Right, 对
Alan, nice one with the glasses. 好 艾伦 眼镜黏得真好
Well I can’t lose ‘em, they’re me trademark. 这不能掉 这是我的注册商标
Bit of advice, start eating as we go up. 给你一个建议 上坡时就开始吃
Alan Carr 好吧
Ready? Right start eating. 准备好了没 好 快点开始吃
Mm, have a drink with it. (Laughter) 好 喝个饮料
Come on Alan, eat up. Eat up. 快点 艾伦 快吃
No, no, no, no, no. 不要 快点上去
Oh my god, I hate this. (Screams) 我的天啊 我好讨厌这个
Alan, how d’you get on? 艾伦 你还好吗
Oh great, really good. Yeah. Never felt better. 很好 非常好 对 超好的
It’s just a regular night out in Southend. 这就是绍德森平常的夜晚
COMING UP, WE’LL FOOD FIGHT THEM ON THE BEACHES. 接下来我们要在沙滩上斗阵料理
AND WE’LL FIND OUT IF WE OR OUR FRENCH FOES 然后揭晓究竟是我们或法国乡亲
ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF CHEESE. 才是起司冠军
Come with your cheese, we are ready. 带你们的起司来 我们准备好了
Jamie and Jimmy, you’ll remain on the boat 杰米和吉米 你们留在船上
until we call beach secure.. 等我们的安全通知
You’ll be carrying the cheese 你要带着起司
and so will you Jimmy 你也是 吉米
So if they start firing at us, then we can fire back. 所以他们如果开火 我们就得反击是吧
Yeah. 对
What if they pull out a baguette? 万一他们拿棍子面包呢
CorporaL, can I say something to the boys? 下士 我可以跟他们说句话吗
These are hard cheeses here, okay, 好 这些事硬起司
so they will take the saltwater. 可以承受海水
The more delicate cheeses are in the ammo boxes, 比较脆弱的起司装在弹药箱里
they are just as important. 那些也很重要
Everybody ready yeah? 大家准备好了吗
Cheese. 起司
Standby to beach. 备用海滩 备用海滩
Good luck Jel. 祝你好运 杰米
Good luck to you mate. 祝你好运兄弟
The French won’t be expecting this. 法国人绝对想不到的
Take cover. 快找掩护
You’ll never take our cheese alive. 你们休想抢走我们的起司
Come on boys, let’s have it. 快点各位 打败他们
Prepare to breach. (Whistle) 准备抢滩
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 快
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 快
Face line. Charlie team, move. (Screams) 底线 C小队前进
Man down, man down. 有人受伤
The cheese is alright guys. 这块起司没事
This one’s brown bread, get rid of him, get rid of him. 那是黑面包 把他带走
You got the blue cheese boys, the goat’s cheese. 你们拿到蓝纹起司了吗
You got the sheep’s cheese? 羊乳起司 有绵阳起司吗
Okay let’s go, let’s push on with the cheddar. 好现在把切达送上去
Charlie team move. 乔治 前进
Take that you frogs. 住手
Jamie, Jamie, Jamie. Jay. You alright? 杰米 你没事吧
What are you talking about? 你们在说什么
If we can pull this off. 我们会不会成功
Yeah we’ll pull it off. 我们会成功的
we’re crossing the channel 我们正在航行
with some of the country’s very best cheese makers, 穿上还有几位英国数一数二的起司制造师
to battle the french 要挑战法国
and see who makes the best cheese. 看谁做的起司做好吃
but before we reach la france, 但在我们到法国之前
we’re gonna put our own homemade essex cheese on the line. 我们要先让大家试自制的艾色克斯起司
do our experts think it’s good enough to put in the COMPETITION? 看看专家是否觉得这起司足以出赛
These are our interpretations of Essex. 这些诠释了艾色克斯
I can tell by the looks on your faces 我从你们的表情就看得出来
that this is an emotional moment for you. 你们现在百感交集
Be completely honest. 老实说吧
It’s not got the sort of finish that it should have, 味道感觉不是很精致
so putting it against something like the French would make like that, 所以拿去跟像法国那样的料理相比
I think they’d pull you up on it. 我觉得你们会输
Pretty horrible. 满糟糕的
our cheese was an utter failure, 我们的起司完全失败
bit what will the judges make of 但比赛中的评委会如何评比
britain’s best at the competition? 英国最棒的起司呢
Okay, well thanks for trying that guys, 好 谢谢各位试吃
I appreciate, you know, your advice, but… 感谢你们的建议 但
That’s enough of Essex cheese, 别再吃艾色克斯起司
there’s France. 法国到了
the taste off is being held in the old town square . 品尝大赛要在费城广场举行
of boulogne-sur-mer 位于滨海布洛涅
today’s food fight will see our cheeses compete against 今天的料理斗阵要拿我们的起司
the best of the french 跟法国最棒的起司相比
in five separate categories. 总共分成五个项目
each cheese will be judged 每一种起司都会分别接受评判
and scored in its own right 及评分
and frankly, the pressure is getting to me. 而老实说 我觉得压力很大
I had this dream , 我做了一个梦
we were being shot at by beret wearing frogs. 梦到我们被带着贝雷帽的蛙人开枪
You died and you were carrying the St James’ cheese 你死了 但是你拿着圣詹姆斯起司
but I saved the St James’ and we took you back to England 而我救了圣詹姆斯
and we made sausages out of you. 然后把你带回英国做成香肠
Little cheap, low quality, mechanically reclaimed 廉价质劣 用机器回收做的
like chipolatas. 像小香肠那种
Look, there’s the SAS of the cheese world. 你看 那是起司界的特种部队
I’d like to win because I think we’ve done so much effort 我很想赢 因为我们非常努力
and brought these good cheese producers all the way here, 把厉害的起司制造商一路带来这里
we need a success. 我们需要成功
We’re leading the charge. 我们要领导胜利
Yeah we are. 对 没错
This is for England and Britain 这是为了英格兰 大不列颠
and the United Kingdom. This is for the Queen. 还有联合王国 这是为了女王
This is for joining hands together. 这是为了一起合作
For cheese. 为了起司
For cheese. Cheese wars. 为了起司 起司之战
Cheese wars. 起司之战
No hold, that’s it. 就是这样
Jimmy, could you possibly open the window? 吉米 你能不能把窗户打开
Yeah, course, is it too much guff? 好 太臭了吗
Yes. 对
the time for jokes is over, 开玩笑的时间结束了
we’re about to take on 我们准备挑战
the biggest cheese exporters in the world. 全球最大的起司输出国
and our national pride is at stake. 而我们的民族骄傲岌岌可危
Mm, the roast beef. 烤牛肉
Come with your cheese, we are ready. 带你们的起司来 我们准备好了
the french team are headed up by Romain olivier, 法国队的领袖是罗曼欧利尔
a prize winning cheesemonger, 他是得过奖的起司制造商
Romain has rounded up the crème de la crème of french 罗曼集合了法国起司界里
cheese makers and experts. 精英中的精英以及专家
Right this is it. 好 就是现在
The time has come. 是时候了
May the best cheese win. 希望好吃的起司会赢
our fate is in the hands of three revered, 我们的命运就仰赖三位令人崇敬的
professional belgian cheese judges. 专业比利时起司评委
with over 70 years of experience between them, 他们共有超过七十年的资质
they’ll be awarding points for appearance, texture, aroma and flavour. 评分标准会根据外表口感香气和风味
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to France. 各位先生女士 欢迎来到法国
and overseeing the proceedings is richard bertinet, 而负责监督比赛的则是里查波特涅
a highly decorated chef 一个获奖无数的主厨
and master baker. 还是专业烘焙师傅
he’ll make sure everything’s done by the book. 他会确定一切按规矩进行
Right, one team at a time we bring the cheese. 好 请队伍轮流拿起司过来
The French will start, 法国队先来
then we’re gonna try it, score it, 然后我们要试吃 评分
then we go to the next cheese 接着再换下一样起司
and then we can calculate all the points and see who the best. 然后把分数加总 看谁最高分
Ready? 准备好了吗
Ready. 准备好了
May the best cheese win. 祝你们好运
kicking off the competition are the cheeses from the soft cow category. 比赛一开始是软牛乳起司项目
and the first cheese up for the french is, 而法国人首先端上场的是
the brie de meaux. 默城布里起司
it’s one of the best known CHEESES in france, 这是法国最有名的起司之一
dating back to the eighth century. 源自西元八世纪
That brie is perfect. 那块布里起司超完美
Right, what have you got? 好 你们的是什么
We’ve got Tunworth. 我们带了坦姆起司
Now be afraid, be very afraid. 怕把 尽管怕吧
Stick that up his nose. 把鼻子靠近一点闻
Was that a ho, ho, ho? 那是什么意思
it’s a brave cheese maker 这位起司制造是非常勇敢
who dares to go head to head with the brie, 敢正面对决布里起司
but stacey’s standing tall 但史黛西毫不畏惧
with her truffle like, rich flavoured tunworth. 献上他向松雾般香气浓郁的坦姆起司
It’s very tense, can you feel it? 非常浓郁 你有闻到吗
for round two, the french have chosen the chabichou 第二回合法国人选择了法式山羊乳起司
as their goat’s cheese contender. 当做山阳起司的代表
Looks a touch on the young side to me. 外面好像有点配料
Go on Mary. 去吧 玛莉
pitted against the chabichou, 和法式山羊如起司一较高下的
it’s mary’s somerset cardo, 是玛丽的隆莫赛特卡多起司
which uses plant extract 用的是植物萃取液
rather than animal rennet, to set the cheese. 而不是动物的凝乳酵素来固定起司
They’re never gonna expect this cheese. 这绝对会超出他们预料之外
It’s completely different. 非常不一样
Could go for us, could go against us. 可能是加分 也可能是扣分
round three, 第三回合
hoping to own the sheep’s cheese category 法国人希望能在绵羊起司项目大胜
it’s an interesting choice for the french, 这个选择很有趣
the Ossau-iraty, 欧索依拉堤起司
a nutty, buttery cheese, 有坚果牛油香的起司。
often nicknamed the farmer’s dessert. 通常被昵称为农夫甜点
They look like they recognise this cheese. 他们好像认得这款起司
They will, yeah, yeah. It’s a crowd pleaser, this one. 对 没错 大家都很喜欢这个
Best cheese in the world it’s been voted, [FRENCH DIALOGUE] 全球第一的起司已经出炉了
martin gott for britain next. 下一位是英国的马丁葛夫
the youngest cheese maker in the competition, 比赛中最年轻的起司制造师
but a big player in the uk. 但在英国非常受欢迎
his st james’ could really surprise the judges 他的圣母起司绝对可以让评委惊讶
with his salty and some say meaty flavour. 带着一点乡贤以及淡淡的肉香味
What’s he shouting out? 他在说什么
He keeps saying it’s not [FRENCH DIALOGUE]. 他一直说这不是
He says it’s a very average French cheese 他说这是很普通的法国起司
. He thinks that’s a copy of the French cheese. 他觉得那是在仿制法国起司
What? 什么
ROUND FOUR, THE HARD CHEESE CATEGORY. 第四回合硬起司项目
AND PRESENTING TO THE JUDGES FIRST IS MICHELe, 首先向评委呈现作品的是米歇尔
A PROFESSOR IN CHEESE CULTURE FOR the PAST 30 YEARS. 教导30年起司文化的教授
he’s brought one of the best liked cheeses in france, 他带来法国最爽口的起司之一
the comté. 康堤起司
They’re going for the big bang aren’t they? 他们要使出绝招了 对吧
Yeah. 对
But is it balanced? 但口味有平衡吗
with its nutty caramel flavours, 这款起司有坚果焦糖风味
this could prove a real challenge for us brits. 对英国人来说可能是场硬仗
Now boys, what are you gonna bring onto the French? 各位 你们带了什么要跟法国人比
This is iconic to Britain. 这是英国的招牌
This is Westcombe Cheddar. 那就是微斯康姆切达起司
the weight of the nation is on young tom calver’s shoulders, 全国的希望就落在年轻的汤姆卡佛肩上
as he steps forward to represent our very best known cheese, 他走上前呈现我们最著名的起司
cheddar. 切达起司
rising from the lush pastures of somerset. 来自隆莫塞特葱翠的牧场
This is what we’re dealing with. 这就是我们要比的
It’s just smelling England. 那只是英国的味道
I could smell you lot coming over on the ferry. 我在船上就可以闻到你们的味道了
Bring on the blues. 把蓝纹拿上来
round five, blue cheese 第五回合蓝纹起司
and for the grand finale, 在最后一回合
it looks like the french are bringing out their trump card. 看来法国人打出王牌了
yes, roquefort. 没错 罗克福起司
matured in the CAVES of the village of roquefort-sur-soulzon, 在罗克福苏松存里的洞穴里熟成
it’s one of the most consumed cheeses in france. 这是法国最受欢迎的起司之一
I think we’ve got a slight problem on our hands here. 我觉得我们遇到了一点问题
and it’s the charismatic michelin star chef, christian germain, 而且是由魅力四射的米其林星级主厨
who’s showcasing his national treasure for france. 克里斯提杰曼负责为法国展示他的国宝
The French say silence is always a good sign, 法国人说沉默就是好现象
so we’ll see. 待会就知道
going up against this magnificent blue cheese 跟这样惊人的蓝纹起司相的
is our mighty . 是我们美味的
colston bassett stilton 克尔斯顿贝瑟特斯提耳顿起司
It’s like the HMS Victory of cheese. 感觉好像得到胜利船艇的起司
it’s won international cheese awards in 2010 and 11. 这起司可赢过2010和2011年的国际起司奖
and cheese maker billy kevan 而起司制造师比利凯文
is hoping for a similar reaction from the judges today 希望今天的评委也能有一样的反应
It’s a bit young apparently. 年分有点新
Right, I’ve got the results in here. 好 我拿到结果了
So the soft cow cheese, 所以软牛起司这项
Brie de meaux versus the Tunworth. 默城布里起司对上坦姆起司
The winner for this one is… (cheers). 这回合的优胜是
…the British. Angleterre, un point, France, nil point. 英国 英国一份 法国零分
The winner for the goat’s cheese. La France. 山羊起司的优胜者是法国
Next, sheep. The British. (Cheers) 接下来是绵羊乳 英国
I tell you what, I’m getting so tense now. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 老实说 我现在好紧张
The hard cow.? 硬牛乳起司
You win on this one. 你们赢了这回合
How much did he give you? 他们给你多少钱
the french can’t believe it, three one and only one round to go. 法国人不敢相信 三比一
can we rub their noses in it anymore? 还剩一回合要宣布
Now, for the last one. The blue cheese, the blue cheese. 现在 最后一回合 蓝纹起司
The British. (Cheers) 英国
we came, we saw, we conquered. 我们来此看到对手并顺利征服
the french are gutted. 让法国人伤心绝望
and although the food fight is just a bit of fun, 虽然料理斗阵只是个趣味
today at least, 至少今日
our cheese has finally won the respect it deserves, 我们的起司终于实至名归
from the grand masters of cheese making. 因为这一群制作起司的大师
That’s what it’s all about. 这样就对了