Go!
Move! Move! Move!
Move it!
Right side of the building.
Go! Go!
Ladies and gentlemen,
we're on contain and capture protocol!
Our fugitives are on site!
The President called.
He wants an update. Is he upset?
You lost track of a $3 billion weapon.
I'm sure he's thrilled.
Stay back, Doctor.
Let me reason with them, General. I can get them to talk.
We're past the time for a friendly chat.
As far as I'm concerned, the most dangerous criminals in the world are right down there!
Give yourselves up!
You've stolen property
of the United States government.
Come out peacefully and tell us everything we want to know,
or you will be locked up and tried for treason!
And there is no way you are going to homecoming!
But, Dad!
Not another word, young lady.
I want you to get into this bulletproof Humvee
this minute. And I want you to think about what you have done!
Don't sweat the little things, guys
? Keep your eye on the bigger things, guys?/i>
If you look a little closer
You're gonna get a better picture
You and would make too fun life
Rockets in the night
Keep your head up, keep the down
Throw it all in, make your own ground
And if you're gonna make a mess, make it loud
And if you're gonna take a stand, stand out
Life is our game, we can go play
Shake a don't be afraid
And if you're gonna make a mess, make it loud
And if you're gonna take a stand, stand out
Stand out, oh, oh
Stand out
We're done.
In ten minutes?
Nine, actually.
I appreciate your confidence, Gabby,
but you're sophomores and this is senior calculus.
Why don't you and Mae check your work?
Yep, still done.
Gabby and Gabby junior, wrecking the curve.
As usual.
Dorks.
Mrs. Shapiro, may we have hall passes?
Mae is tutoring, and I'm heading up a meeting about
healthier choices on the cafeteria menu.
There's no time to waste when there's so much to improve around here.
Thanks. They called us dorks.
No, no, no, they said sporks.
It's the world's most versatile utensil.
So, the tangent of three pi over four is...
Well, it's in quadrant two, so...
I'll never get it.
Hey, you play quarterback, right?
Close your eyes.
Come on, just trust me.
So picture the football field as a circle on the graph.
The tight end is lined up at zero...
on the path of the circle.
Strong safety is at pi over four...
the free safety is...
Uh, three pi over four.
And with X being negative...
the answer is negative one.
Bingo.
I got it! Wow, that... that is so cool.
I didn't know you liked football.
I don't really...
but... you do.
What's your deal? I mean, social-life wise?
Are you going to homecoming?
Oh.
Is that this weekend?
It's the biggest weekend of the year.
You're going to the dance, right?
I don't know.
Gabby and I like to play it by ear.
Us and all of our friends,
our crew, our posse.
Well, you should go.
You never know what you'll miss.
Can you believe it? Yeah.
I know this is gonna sound crazy.
I feel like Jaden likes me.
He needs you... to do his problem sets.
Me and Jaden, impossible, right?
But we had this moment today,
and it's like, he was gonna ask me to homecoming.
Mae, have you ever heard the story
of a girl who met a boy and changed the world?
No, because there isn't one.
Look, who cares that people here don't like us
or if we don't get invited to silly dances?
We have the brains.
We're an amazing team,
and someday, we're gonna blow them all away.
But we need to focus.
Boys are a distraction.
You're right.
You're always right.
Nevaeh for homecoming queen, obviously.
Aeh for homecoming queen. Thanks.
All fixed, Principal Fragner.
It won't crash when you load videos
and it should run ten times faster now.
Well, thanks, Gabby.
Now I can catch up on my online tango lessons.
Okay.
Oh!
Oh, what's wrong?
Jaden texted.
I told you to forget about him.
He texted me. Unprovoked.
"Meet me after practise." With an S.
"Have to ask letter U an important question."
"C U Lader." With a D.
Wow. Even auto-correct can't help this kid.
Well, I mean, it must be about the dance.
What else would be important?
Mae.
Jaden Stark is not gonna ask you to homecoming.
"See you there."
T-H-E-I-R.
Ugh. You didn't.
I'm going.
To quote Julius Caesar,
"Cowards die a thousand deaths."
You know Caesar got stabbed, right?
Hmm.
Thanks, Nevaeh.
It's all about one word, men! Focus!
Heart! Defense!
Tenacity!
Hi.
Uh, this is so ill-advised.
Okay, now when Jaden comes over here,
act normal.
Don't say anything smart.
Okay. Uh-oh.
I don't think I'm your problem.
Why is Nevaeh coming over here?
She doesn't even know who I am.
Bon jour, ladies.
What brings you here?
Jaden invited us.
Mae, you and Jaden aren't even on the same social radar.
See, here's the social radar and over here is Siberia,
and over there, that's--
That's you.
Why do people even like you?
Well, I'm not the one trying to steal someone's homecoming date.
Mae thinks Jaden is asking her.
But Jaden and I have been dating for like,
17 whole days.
And everyone knows it except, apparently,
the school geniuses.
I never-- I never said that.
I know what you saids and dids, pumpkin.
And I know a crush when I see one.
So back off.
Hey, what's going on?
Oh, silly girl talk.
Hey, Jaden, um,
you're asking me to the dance, right?
Yeah.
I knew it.
But there have been some nasty rumors in the kingdom.
Mae, what I wanted to ask you was...
can we go over quadratic functions tomorrow?
You know me, I'm clueless.
Yes, we can see that.
Sorry to burst your bubble.
Sad face emoji.
Au revoir.
Let's go, Mae.
Told you this was a bad idea.
Hey, Nevaeh!
My bubble is totally un-burst because I already have a boyfriend!
Mae, what are you doing?
See, my boyfriend,
so cute.
Total hot burger.
And his name is...
Albert. Albert!
Oh. Yeah, that's right.
He's varsity in five sports, genius IQ.
And he volunteers with endangered animals.
Orphan endangered animals.
So when can we meet this...
Albert?
Oh, well, see, the thing is...
he lives in Alaska.
Right around the corner in Alaska?
For a second there,
I thought you were gonna pick some
super remote place to cover up the fact that he doesn't exist.
Huh! Come on, ladies.
What did you just get us into?
Hey, Mae! Can't wait to meet your new boyfriend!
I don't know why I did that.
Temporary insanity.
Ahoy, ladies.
Need a ride?
Uh, Mae, your brother bought a cab.
Bart, you bought a cab?
No, it's a classic car.
You like it, Gabby?
Absolutely!
My grandpa used to have a car exactly like this...
when he drove a cab.
I got a great deal on it.
And you guys only get the privilege to get a ride
because the seniors got out early because of homecoming.
Oh, Mae, congrats on getting owned by Nevaeh Barnes.
Yeah, it is all over our school's website.
And even I have never done anything that pathetic.
Really? How about that time you cried
when your Wizardcraft avatar died?
Do not disrespect a fallen hero.
Kravtar saved thousands with his magic.
Just drive us home, Bart.
Do we all ride for the same price?
Oh.
I wonder if it's too late to be home-schooled.
A fake boyfriend?
How are we going to pull that one off?
Well, I'm not gonna create an online profile for some pretend boy.
That's just creepy and lame. Agreed.
Guess I'll just have to come clean.
And be taunted for all eternity by Nevaeh and her minions.
Why is Jaden even with her?
I thought he was different.
That's what I've been trying to tell you.
High school boys are like old smart phones.
They're buggy, they think too slowly.
And they crash when you need them most.
Why don't we invent a better one?
What?
What if we make you a boyfriend?
An interactive, virtual boy.
Like the best one ever.
And we do that how?
I spent the summer at coder camp.
And your dad designs the coolest video game characters in the world.
His software must be off the chain.
Well, yeah.
And totally off limits.
I mean, his office is locked up like a bank vault.
We don't need to get inside.
We could just surf in on bits of data.
So you want to hack into my dad's secure network
and build me some high-def boyfriend?
That's insane.
I know, but it's better than letting Nevaeh win.
You better sleep over.
Let me text my mom.
Okay, I can. Okay, but we cannot get caught.
My dad is super secretive about his work.
What's the big deal?
It's a video-game company, not the Department of Defense.
Welcome to my humble lab, General.
All right, doctor, time to see what Uncle Sam's been paying you for.
Oh, just follow me.
You can take the elevator. And you can-- Okay.
Gentlemen, I give you the future birthplace of the X-17.
The world's first covert robotic operative.
It's an impressive achievement...
in theory.
Are you prepared to move to the fabrication stage?
You get the go-ahead from the President,
and I'll make history.
Consider it done. Thank you, sir.
Jenks!
We did it, guys!
Ugh, your dad's network has like 20 layers of encryptions.
Even our microwave is password protected.
Door secure.
We can't quit.