Sorry,I didn't order another drink.
It's from the bartender.
I understand where drinks come from.
I didn't order another one.
Lily,he's hitting on you,okay?
He knows you're single now,and he sees you hanging out with us,
so he knows you make bad decisions.
Oh,my God.I'm so rusty.
God,this is a testament to how done with dating I thought I was.
I mean,this is a sports bra.
Well,I mean,I'm single again too,
so where's my free drink?
Roxanne,if they gave you free drinks,they'd go out of business.
Go talk to him. He's cute.
Oh,no,I can't. It's too soon.Isn't it?
how long are you supposed to wait after a breakup
till you get back out there?
Oh,you're allowed to start dating as soon as
you know the relationship's over,
even if you haven't broken up yet and he has no idea,so go.
I don't know. I just feel weird dating again
if I don't know that Neal is.
So Neal's not dating?
Oh,I have no idea. He hasn't returned my calls,texts,emails.
It's like never in the history of man
have there been so many ways to ignore a person.
You know what,I can find this out.
If Neal is hooking up with someone, he's for sure told Alex and mark.
I mean,guys would call each other to brag during sex if we'd let them.
Okay,well,still nothing.
Top button,you are excused.
Hey.
- Hey,how was drinks? - Fine.
Do you by any chance know if Neal has started dating yet?
How would I know?
You guys are friends. You have a website together.
Well,yeah,we're really close,
but we never talk.
It's true. I've been here two hours.
We haven't said one word to each other.
- Awesome hang,man. - That's how it should be.
Well,do you notice anything different about him?
Like,is he,like,dressing nicer
or,like,walking funny?
I don't know. I mean,he seems the same.
As a matter of fact,
I think he and lily might get back together,you know?
They were,like,the perfect couple.
What? All they did was fight.
Oh,no,that would be us.
Okay,we don't fight. I teach you things.
Okay,right. Fine,you know what? Maybe you're right.
Maybe they weren't as strong as Roxanne and Lance.
Are you serious? Roxanne and Lance broke up twice.
You notice nothing.
That's not true. Uh-uh.
Okay.
Tell mark what I'm wearing right now.
Arms.
- Oh,my... - Yeah,yeah,see?
Okay.
What color are my eyes?
Pretty.
Unbelievable.You don't notice anything
unless it's playing the bulls or has a nipple on it.
It's not his fault.
Men are not conditioned to see the minutia around us.
We're built to track and hunt,
to spot the bison across the range.
Okay. Okay.
Now what am I wearing?
I don't know, but I do want to shoot ya.
Nah,not enough meat.
Okay,well,since Neal won't call any of us back,
we should go to his place tomorrow to find out if he's dating anyone.
- Why? - So we can start hating him,
and so lily can start doing things that make her hate herself.
Okay,so wait,we want Neal dating someone or not?
Well,best-case scenario,we want him to be striking out on OkCupid,
but not with girls who are prettier than lily,
and,if they are,they need to have less limbs or a kid.
Have you always been this confusing?
dude,you do notice nothing.
- Hey. - Hey,guys.
What a surprise.
Yeah. We just thought we'd stop by,see what was up.
Not much. I'm good.
Cool.
Oh,man,well,it's been so long.
How you been,dude? What's going on?
Not too much.
Still have the same phone number
in case you wanted to call before coming over.
Are we interrupting something?
Oh,no.No. Nothing at all.
Just having a work dinner with a work friend.
It smells great.
Yeah,smells like you're looking to get a promotion
to a new position.
Could you give me a minute?
Yeah.
He is on a date.
- Based on what? - Everything.
Okay,then we should probably go.
No,I want to get a look at the skank first.
- Hello. - What's up,bro?
Steven,these are my friends Alex and Whitney.
- Hi. - Hey.
I've heard so much about you.
It's nice to meet you,dude.
Excuse me one sec.I should get the lamb out of the oven.
Hey,mind if I grab a beer?
Why not?
You guys are gonna think that this is hilarious.
Whitney thought that we were interrupting a date.
We're gonna go.
What? I just grabbed a beer. Let me have a beer.
Oh,no,we're interrupting. We should go.
Oh,God,you know what, I'm so stupid.
You guys probably have a lot of work to do.Sorry.
Hey,have fun on your date.
I am telling you, Neal was on a date with a guy.
- That's ridiculous. - Really?
Okay,he set the table for him,he cooked for him, he cleaned for him.
All right,well, we know you're not gay.
hey,I got here as soon as I could.
All right,so tell me,what's going to blow my mind out my butt?
We just saw Neal on a date.
That's huge.
With a guy.
I played my huge card too early.
Look,he wasn't on a date,all right?
He was just having dinner with a buddy from work.
Oh,my God,it was a date.
All right,try not to knock a plane out of the sky,Kong.
All right,just break it down for me.
- Did you meet the guy? - Yeah,his name was Steve.
"N." Steven.
And there are no straight guys named Steven.
Okay,except for Spielberg, Seagal,and Tyler,
but good point.
- What were they eating? - Chicken.
Lamb.
With Rosemary.
Okay,so first Neal's gay, and now Rosemary's gay?
You're making a lot of assumptions here.
Okay,it was a date.
I mean,their shoes were off.
Because Steven is Japanese.
No,he isn't.
I can't believe Neal is into guys.
Yeah,it doesn't make any sense.
A month ago,he was engaged to lily,
and he was,like,obsessed with her.
There had to have been clues. We have to have missed something.
No,you can't tell anymore.
The line between gay guy and vain,straight guy is gone.
Yeah,Adam Levine erased that line last night on The Voice.
Okay,I don't think you two husky-voiced women
should comment on anything.
Okay,well,I am team lily,okay?
I don't know what team Neal is on.
Well,probably team Edward or team Jacob.
But I have got to tell lily about this.
No. What? Are you insane?We're not telling lily.
- We don't even know what's for sure yet. - Yeah. No. He's right.
Even though it sounds like all roads lead to gay Rome,
you can't say anything until you're 100% sure.
I mean,we might have to take our time on this.
Gay Rome wasn't built in a day.
Okay,well,you have to talk to Neal and find out what's going on
because I am not good with people.Or emotions.
Or people with emotions.
Yeah,she's right.
When I got the call that my mom broke her leg,
she immediately said we should put her down.
Okay,I apologized,
and you have to admit she will never run the same.
We need to talk.
you know,Alex is gonna be home in,like,20 minutes.
Look,I know you picked up on something last night.
What? No.
No,no,no,no.
Just two guys hanging out,you know.
Like you and Alex could be in,like,19 mutes.
Look,Alex called me a bunch of times and said that we need to talk.
I know you put him up to it.
Here's the thing. I'm emotionally stunted.
- And I just feel like you're more Alex's friend. - Whitney.
Am I gay?
Shouldn't I be asking you that?
Look,I really loved lily.I was incredibly attracted to her.
But then I met Steven through work,
and,well,I'm starting to feel something,like a connection,
and that sounds so gay.
I mean... It is gay.
What is happening?
- Damn it,Neal. - I'm sorry.
- I just... I don't know what to... - No,no.
This is,like,the scariest moment of your life,
and you're standing there all vulnerable and confused,
and the fact that you're choosing to share this
with me is proof of how confused you really are.
Come here.