好吧 戴森 我可不是来娱乐的 Ok Dyson, I'm not here for my health.
你到底看不看这些文件? You wanna look at these case files or not?
肯定看 再等等 Uh, absolutely. Just gimme a sec...
啊...问候你们呀 Ah... greetings.
- 闭嘴 伐克斯 - 什么? - Don't even start, Vex. - I beg your pardon?
- 我不会再给你买酒了 - 嘿 我很受伤诶 - I'm not buying you another drink. - Hey, I'm deeply offended.
- 很好 现在滚吧 - 嘿 你管不着我 - Good, now go away. - Hey, you don't own me.
好吧 听着... Okay, look...
你那悲惨遭遇我们已经听得耳朵起茧了 we've been listening to your same sad story for days.
黑暗异族不想要我 光明异族受不了我 The Dark doesn't want me. The Light can't stand me.
我的朋友们...哦等等... My friends... Oh, wait...
他没有朋友 是吧? he doesn't have any, does he?
- 伐克斯弱爆了 - 这是在侮辱我! - Sucks to be Vex. - This is an outrage!
九号球 横袋 Nine ball... side pocket.
那个妞怎么回事? What is it with that chick?
她不待见你而已 She's just not feeling the love.
- 但为什么? -因为她觉得你是个杀人犯? - But why? - Because she thinks you're a murderer?
但更重要的是 你最近在忙什么? But more importantly, what have you been up to?
什么? 哦... What? Oh...
嗨 塔米儿 塔辛 砰砰辛警官 Hey, Tammers. "T-sin". Officer "Slamsin"!
- 好吧 - 你这是在自娱自乐吗? - Okay... - Are you playin' with yourself?
这是谁拿啤酒把你给灌倒了? Did somebody spike your brewski?
兄弟 这一刻终于发生了 Dude... this one time That totally happened.
我要扮肯吉 一个模子刻出来的有木有 I got to be Kenzi. Nailed it.
好吧 这要是是你想在我们办案前就想让我出局 Right... if you're trying to throw me off my game
这招还真管用了 before we get down, it's working.
- 你觉得波对我有好感吗? - 我看着像管这种闲事的人么 - Do you think Bo likes me? - Do I look like I care?
我想约她出去 I think I'm gonna ask her on a date.
好吧 你自便吧 Okay, well... knock yourself out.
于此同时 你要不就一起玩 In the meantime... you're either in the game...
- 要不就别挡道 - 你真是个坏家伙 - or you are in my way... - You are so badass.
波和戴森排排坐树上 Bo and Dyson sitting in a tree...!
嘘! Shhhhhh!
亲亲吻吻真亲密 K-I-s-s-I-n-g!
哦 这场景太浪漫了! 但是 嘘! 隔墙有耳 Oh, that would be so awesome! But, shhh! People are listening.
嘿! 让我跳完! 别对我说教 Hey! Let me finish! Don't Kanye me.
- 你作弊! - 你能奈我何! - You are a cheater! - Whatever!
你个骗子 诅咒你长痘痘 You're a cheater. And you're getting a zit.
波说的对 你个刻薄的女人! Bo is right. You're mean!
不管是什么引起的 这症状会传染 Whatever this is... it's contagious.
还有 这音乐难听死了! Plus... your music sucks!
我买那碟是用来鄙视的 I bought that one ironically.
说实话 没看得上眼的 All of them, actually...
- 额 这到底是啥? - 哦 看看这货! - Um, what the heck is this? - Oh! Look at that!
你声音怎么了?怎么突然冒苏格兰口音 What is with your voice? It's all Scottish-y.
哦 好吧 你喜欢不? Oh! Well, do you like it?
挫透了 It's lame.
- 不喜欢 哟 同志们! 我们遭攻击了 - No. - Yo, peeps! We are under attack!
- 尖叫声在哪里 - 这下好了 - Big whoop. - Fascinating.
他们貌似连危机感都消失了 They seem to be immune to any sense of danger.
哦 真要命 嘿! Oh for god sakes... Hey!
我们客厅还躺着只死猪呢 We have a dead man-pig in the living room,
我这还有根树枝离不了手 I have a tree stuck to my mitt,
我可不想报名加入幼托俱乐部 and I did not sign up for the babysitter's club!
哦 戴森碰到我的胸了! Oh, Dyson touched my boob!
这是个意外! 那是我胳膊肘干的! That was an accident! It was with my elbow!
拜托!这不算! Doesn't even count! Come on!
不是吧! Seriously?
同志们 同志们 同志们! 我们点披萨吃吧! Guys, guys, guys! Let's order pizza!
没错 Yes.
他们三个处于某种原因都被感染了 For some reason, only the 3 of them are infected.
我们要小心点 Let's not take any chances.
不要和他们有肢体接触直到我找到真正病因 No physical contact until I know what we're dealing with.
- 明白了 - 双层奶酪! 好耶! - Got it. - Double cheese! Yeah!
双层奶酪! 披萨! Double cheese! PiZZA!
- 披萨! - 披萨! - Pizza!!! - Pizza!
然后你们三个 乖乖呆着别乱跑 And you three, stay put.
快买披萨来! Get the pizza!
这些武器你哪儿来的? Where did you get these??
- 太屌了! - 给我一把 - It's fantastic! - Give it to me...
弱爆了 Totally lame...
哇 这还有一把! 你!放马过来吧 Aww... There's another one! Come here, you!
我不敢相信我居然以为你不待见我 I can't believe I ever thought you didn't like me.
我不认为我能喜欢你 I don't think I was supposed to like you.
为什么?你这是什么意思? Why? What do you mean?
我是瓦尔基里 I'm a Valkyrie.
- 好像是 - 哇 - I think. - Wow...
真的? Really?
- 瓦尔基里是什么? - 我不知道 - What's a Valkyrie? - I don't know.
但是 有时当我有所爱 But... sometimes when I like people,
我却不得不放手 I have to make them go away.
- 你这是什么意思? - 你会保守秘密吗? - What are you talking about? - Can you keep a secret?
至死不渝 Till I die.
姆 Um...
- 不 我不能说的 - 别 等等 等等! - No, I'm not supposed to. - No, wait! Wait!
我有个主意 这样 I have an idea! Okay...
我们把自己最黑暗 隐藏最深的秘密以诗的形式 Let's write down our deepest, darkest secrets...
写下来 ...in poetry.
酷! Cool!
但要真的像首诗啊 要押韵的那种 But like real poetry. The kind that rhymes.
你真是个很好的人 You're really awesome.
不 你才是 No. You're really awesome.
额 Um...
哦 哦! Oh, oh!
你在听戴森尿尿 You're listening to Dyson take a whiz.
我才没有 I am not.
你读了我的诗没? 写的很烂 是吧? Did you read my poem? It was stupid, right?
没 我喜欢 很喜欢 No, I liked it. A lot.
在某种程度上 你写的很美 Yours was really beautiful... in a way.
但是这故事真的 真的很悲伤 But it was... really, really sad.
我真希望能做些什么可以帮到你 I wish there was something I could do to help you.
你帮不了我的 You can't help me.
没人帮得了我 Nobody can.
这是我们的秘密? Our secret?
我发誓 Cross my heart.
波!救命! Bo! Help!
好像是肯吉在叫你诶! That sounds like Kenzi!
我饥饿如狼 "...I'm hungry like the wolf!"
这和我以前 This isn't really like...
玩过的转瓶游戏大不一样啊 any Spin The Bottle game I ever played.
- 哦 规则更新了 - 你确定? - Oh, it's new rules. - Are you sure?
确定 我不知在哪儿 看过 轮到你了 Absolutely, I read it... somewhere. It's your turn.
- 把声音调大点 塔米! - 好 - Crank it, Tammy! - Okay!
- 我得吻你 - 好吧 - I gotta kiss you. - Okay.
- 天 你到底是谁? - 姐们 那是你的关系 - Man... what are you? - Dude... that was all you.
你们这是在玩转瓶游戏? Are you playing Spin The Bottle?
爽毙了 That was so dope.
- 我们再来 - 好的 - Let's do that again. - Okay.
好吧 还是别了 Yeah, let's not...
喔 Ow!!!
- 嘿 我们的披萨呢? - 不会有披萨了 - Hey, where's our pizza? - There's no pizza coming.
发生了啥事 完全不记得了 The whole thing's... blank.
头晕晕的 就像 But fuzzy, like...
的确发生了什么 但是不记得了? ...like there's something there, but why can't I remember?
因为你本该忘记 Because you're not supposed to.
我们还是别纠结的好 We're probably better off this way.
是啊 注意不错 塔米 Yeah, good call, Tammy.
- 我是说 塔米辛 - 好吧 - I mean, Tamsin. - Okay!
听着 我就知道最近这破事 Look, all I know is that this latest crapfest
害我又多了几份异种报告要写 just caused a whole mess of Fae paperwork.
所以 谢谢你毁了我的周末 还有再见 So, thank you for destroying my weekend, and goodbye.
好吧 这姑娘一点都不幽默 Well, that girl is just no fun at all.
姆 Hmm...