﻿1
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-Oh, that was the best one yet.
-Mmm-mmm.

2
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You gotta love these
Valentine's Day deliveries.

3
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Oh, do we have any oF those candy hearts
with the little messages on them?

4
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Uh, no. But l've got some
Fancy pants perFume For you.

5
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(SCREAMS)

6
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-(COUGHS)
-Get rid oF it!

7
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Get rid oF it!

8
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MAURICE: Okay,
what about this one, Julien?

9
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Roses are red. Violets are green.

10
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You are so handsome,
you make all the ladies scream.

11
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lt's no use, Maurice,
l am a king without a kingdom.

12
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Where is all the admiration?
The Fawning? The brown nosing?

13
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ls anybody even listening to me up there?

14
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Oh!

15
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What the...

16
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''Love Potion Number Nine''?
How does this thing work anyway?

17
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Ow!

18
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(LAUGHS)

19
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Stop it, stop it. That tickles.

20
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JULIEN: ''lrresistible.''

21
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(MAURICE GIGGLING)

22
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(GASPS) Maurice.

23
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Do you see what is happening here?

24
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Make them stop. Make them stop.

25
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lt is a message From the gods.

26
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They are looking down From the heavens
and saying, ''King Julien.''

27
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And l say, ''Ugh, what do you want now?''

28
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And they say, ''Sorry to disturb you,
all great and most dashing king

29
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''with all the best dance moves.''

30
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And l say, ''Oh, do you mean like this?''

31
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''Yes! We love that! ''

32
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''So, get on with it.
What do you want already?''

33
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''Even though you're all these great things,
you deserve more.''

34
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''Oh, go on.''

35
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''King Julien, take this potion

36
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''and From this moment Forth
you will be known as the King oF Love.''

37
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Ah!

38
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King oF Love?

39
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Come, Maurice. We have much work to do.

40
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Wake up, AFrica. It's Valentine's Day!

41
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Happy Valentine's Day to you.

42
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And Happy Valentine's Day to you.

43
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-Who?
-You, you, you, and you.

44
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What's Valentine's Day?

45
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Hold up.
Don't tell me you've never heard oF...

46
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The best day oF the year! Whoo!

47
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Wow, you're really into this holiday, huh?

48
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(SCOFFS) Please, you have no idea.

49
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GIRL: We love you, Alex!

50
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And l love this holiday!

51
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Oh, Alex.

52
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So, what do we do with these?

53
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That's the best part.

54
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Once you get a Valentine,
you get to give one back.

55
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Here, l'll start you oFf. ''Dear Alex,
you're the best. Love you, Ostrich.''

56
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See, now l can display it right here
on my very own Valentine's tree!

57
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Huh? Huh?

58
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Whoa! Hey!

59
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Hey! What's going on?

60
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King Julien's selling a magical love potion.
l want some!

61
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A love potion?

62
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-l want some!
-Me, too!

63
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Wait For me!

64
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Hey, hey, hey! Hey, wait up!
Guys, Valentine's tree.

65
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lt's not going anywhere.

66
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And neither are we, Alex.

67
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Now, come on, let's go see what
that psychotic lemur's up to now.

68
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You know what, you... Why don't you...
l think you guys could...

69
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You guys go ahead. l'll catch up later.

70
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Where is he going?

71
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Uh, acupuncture appointment?

72
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Yep, deFinitely acupuncture.
Come on. Gotta go.

73
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-Her name is G-L-O-R-_-A. G_oria!
-G_oria!

74
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Stop. Stop. Stop. Come on, you guys.
This is my First Valentine's Day with Gloria.

75
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This surprise has to be perFect.

76
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(CHATTERING)

77
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l'm Fine, l'm Fine, okay.
What are you doing?

78
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Ugh, look at him.

79
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All stressed out
and driving everyone crazy.

80
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Skipper, what are you going
to get Hula Girl For Valentine's Day?

81
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(SCOFFS) Nothing! No hokey knickknacks
or cheesy gestures needed here.

82
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lsn't that right, dolIFace?

83
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Drama !

84
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What the...

85
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(TRUMPETING)

86
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Ladies and gentlemen, gather around.

87
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Today is your lucky day

88
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because the King oF Love's
Iove potion spectacular is about to begin.

89
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Go take your troubles to the King oF Love

90
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That's me!

91
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The Heavens sent me, From above

92
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Go on, everybody, get into a line

93
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Try a _itt_e spray
oF Love Potion Mumber Mine

94
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Oh! Me, me, me, me. l'll try it.

95
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Ah-ha !

96
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Here's a young Fellow l've never met, ever.

97
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Let me guess.
Little irritating pest like yourseIF.

98
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Probably not too popular, are you?

99
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(SOBBING) No! l'm not popular.

100
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-Well, your luck's about to change.
-Ow!

101
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Just sign this contract committing you
to eternal servitude

102
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and l will make you...
(IN SENSUAL VOlCE) Irresistible.

103
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Yes! Let's do it.

104
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-Open your eye.
.(scREAms)

105
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-lt burns !
.(coucHs)

106
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(SNIFFING) Oh-ho-ho!

107
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Oh!

108
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(ALL GASP)

109
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-Ew!
-Dang!

110
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Well, hello!

111
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Aren't you iust the most adorable
little thing l've ever seen?

112
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Oh!

113
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ALL: Ah!

114
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Come on! It's a dude.

115
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(GIGGLING)

116
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Do it.

117
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Ugh.

118
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(KISSING)

119
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l'm irresistible!

120
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(ALL CHEERING)

121
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-l wanna be irresistible!
-Me, too!

122
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Sign here, sign here.

123
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l like you.

124
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How you like me now?

125
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No!

126
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Next.

127
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-l want some!
-Me, too!

128
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Right here, right here!

129
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Oh, come on, Fellas.
You're not buying all oF this, are you?

130
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Well, l ain't buying it.

131
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l mean, a love potion? lebras, please.

132
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-Whoa !
-Whoa !

133
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l ain't never seen a zebra like you beFore.

134
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l'm not a zebra. l'm an okapi.

135
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Crack-a-lackin'.

136
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Crack-a-lackin'.

137
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Where did you come From?

138
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Just visiting From another reserve.

139
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Hey, l can show you around!

140
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-So could l!
-So could l!

141
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-So could l!
-Me, too!

142
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l know this place better than anyone!

143
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Aw! Looks like somebody got bit
by the love bug.

144
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Yeah, well, so did all oF them.

145
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Okay, see you later then.

146
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Bye!

147
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lF only l had something to make me
stand out From the pack.

148
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Love Potion Mumber Mine

149
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lrresistible.

150
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Ha!

151
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l mean, nice doing business with you.

152
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Marty, there's no such thing
as a love potion.

153
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You could make her a card.

154
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Spray me.

155
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Open your eye.

156
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Whoops! Fresh out.

157
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No, no, Julien. You gotta get me more.

158
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What do l look like? A wizard?
l don't know how to make that stuFf.

159
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-Fine. No love potion, no contract.
-Yeah!

160
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You'll hear From my attorney!

161
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Maurice, you're my attorney.
Can he do that?

162
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l don't know.

163
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Hey, come on!

164
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Wait. What am l supposed to do now?

165
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You're the King oF Love. Figure it out.

166
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(SCREAMS)

167
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A love potion?

168
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Yes, l need you to make me
another batch oF it.

169
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Negative, twinkletoes.

170
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What? Why?

171
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l don't like you.

172
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And besides, the only place
to Find ingredients like these around here

173
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is at the human saFari camp.

174
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Forget it! That place is a deathtrap!

175
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Skipper, l need 300 pink coconuts
For Gloria's tiara, stat.

176
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Whoa, sounds like a blast.

177
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But we've got a rendezvous
at the human saFari camp.

178
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(GROANS) Where's a monkey
when you need one?

179
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Ugh. Fellas, iF l ever let some doll
get to me like that,

180
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just put me down.

181
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What? What did l do?

182
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Target identiFied, sir. All clear. Skipper.

183
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This silent treatment is killing me.
Just tell me what's bothering you.

184
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(COUGHS)

185
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l can't get into this right now, dolIFace.
Keep lookout. We'll be back in a jiFf.

186
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Whoo.

187
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Today must be my lucky day.

188
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l tell you, Fellas, it's like l'm talking
to a piece oF wood.

189
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How am l supposed to know
what she's thinking?

190
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-(GROANS)
-l mean, l'm not a mind reader.

191
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What is going on in here? Penguins?

192
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You can only get so Far
when the conversation's all one-sided.

193
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Rico?

194
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(CHUCKLES)

195
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Fire! Stop, drop and roll!

196
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One minute everything's peachy
and the next, sneak attack.

197
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Flanks me with the cold shoulder.

198
00:09:04,430 --> 00:09:06,830
Skipper, with all due respect...

199
00:09:06,930 --> 00:09:10,130
You and your lady Friend need
to patch things up. Pronto!

200
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You're right, l deserve that.

201
00:09:12,430 --> 00:09:14,730
Um, Skipper, there's something you need
to see up here.

202
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-Whoa.
-This better be important, Private.

203
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(SCREAMS)

204
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(PLAYING UKULELE)

205
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Shiitake mushrooms.

206
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Penguins! Get them !

207
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-Hula Girl!
-We'll deal with this later!

208
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DolIFace!

209
00:09:32,730 --> 00:09:34,300
-Rose petals?
-Check.

210
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-Water?
-Check.

211
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ls it ready yet? There must be 50 zebras
all up in her Face right now.

212
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Come on, Marty. This thing's not going
to make you irresistible.

213
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Trying to work here.

214
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Melman? Where did that giraFfe go?

215
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Chop-chop, Kowalski.
l need that potion now.

216
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A couple more love songs on that ukulele
and l'll be done For.

217
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All right, everybody out. Out, out, out!

218
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Final ingredient.

219
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Hexyl cinnamaldehyde.

220
00:10:00,660 --> 00:10:01,760
Hexyl cinna what?

221
00:10:01,860 --> 00:10:03,700
l don't know! Just improvise.

222
00:10:07,230 --> 00:10:08,530
Lovebug?

223
00:10:08,630 --> 00:10:09,630
Why not?

224
00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,160
Whoa !

225
00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:12,560
(COUGHS)

226
00:10:12,660 --> 00:10:15,360
Gentlemen, Love Potion Number 10.

227
00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:17,460
Finally! Oh!

228
00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:18,860
Hey!

229
00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,660
-Sorry.
-Marty, wait!

230
00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:22,900
Alex, come here. Is something going on?

231
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,500
-What?
-ls Melman avoiding me?

232
00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:28,400
-No, no. It... l... Marty!
.(scoFFINc)

233
00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:31,060
Should l make you another batch?

234
00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:32,730
There's no time.

235
00:10:32,830 --> 00:10:36,970
Don Ho's not stealing my girl
without a Fight!

236
00:10:37,860 --> 00:10:39,630
Marty, this will never work!

237
00:10:39,730 --> 00:10:41,260
You never know unless you try.

238
00:10:41,790 --> 00:10:44,030
-Ow! What the...
-He's right, Freak.

239
00:10:44,130 --> 00:10:49,100
The ioke will be on you
when my magic potion works its magic.

240
00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:52,030
And the water buFfalo said,
''That's not my mama.''

241
00:10:52,130 --> 00:10:53,400
(LAUGHS)

242
00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:54,930
l'll admit it. l like romantic comedies.

243
00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:56,000
-Hey, where's she going?
-What?

244
00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:57,060
-Hey, hey, hey, hey!
-We were talking.

245
00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:58,530
-What she doing?
-Hello!

246
00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:01,930
Hi, there.

247
00:11:02,030 --> 00:11:03,400
(GASPS) She spoke to me.

248
00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:05,330
-Did l say that out loud?
.(cHucKLEs)

249
00:11:06,260 --> 00:11:08,730
l don't know what it is about you,

250
00:11:08,830 --> 00:11:13,100
but there's something that
l just Find irresistible.

251
00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,330
Wow.

252
00:11:14,430 --> 00:11:16,400
Check it out, it's actually working.

253
00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,230
How can it be permissible

254
00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,400
(SNIFFING)

255
00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:24,930
She compromise my principle

256
00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,500
Yeah, yeah

257
00:11:27,930 --> 00:11:29,030
(ALL SCREAMING)

258
00:11:29,260 --> 00:11:30,660
Oh!

259
00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,700
She a craze you endorse
she's a power Fu_ Force

260
00:11:32,790 --> 00:11:34,630
You're ob_iged to con Form
when there's no other course

261
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,560
Ah!

262
00:11:37,290 --> 00:11:38,530
(GRUNTS)

263
00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:41,160
But now _ Find her

264
00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:44,330
Whoo!

265
00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:46,860
(LAUGHS)

266
00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:50,400
MARTY: Higher, higher!

267
00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:53,430
Yeah!

268
00:11:53,530 --> 00:11:54,500
Whoo!

269
00:11:55,860 --> 00:11:57,100
Call me.

270
00:11:57,260 --> 00:11:59,160
Simply irresistible

271
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,800
(GIRLS MUMBLING)

272
00:12:00,890 --> 00:12:04,230
Hey, Alex, welcome to the love shack.

273
00:12:04,930 --> 00:12:08,230
Ho-ho. Wow. Yeah, this is really something.

274
00:12:08,330 --> 00:12:10,460
Oh, you've gotta read some
oF these Valentines.

275
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:14,160
l didn't think they could Find a word
to rhyme with magniFicent. But they did!

276
00:12:14,260 --> 00:12:15,530
-(GIRLS CHUCKLING)
-Ha-ha !

277
00:12:15,630 --> 00:12:21,630
Yeah, you know, speaking oF Valentines,
l realized l still hadn't given you yours. So...

278
00:12:21,730 --> 00:12:23,300
Great! Throw it on the pile.

279
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:28,430
Oh! How could l have missed the pile?
Okay, l'll just be on my way then.

280
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,860
Unless you have something...

281
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,530
(MOANS) That's the stuFf!

282
00:12:32,630 --> 00:12:34,130
...For me?

283
00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:35,530
MARTY: Mmm. Smells like ioioba.

284
00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:37,000
(LAUGHS)

285
00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:41,400
Oh, did you say something out loud? Alex?

286
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,660
Any requests, Marty?

287
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,600
free Bird?

288
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,630
(SCOFFS) At least l never needed
a magic love potion to get my Valentines.

289
00:12:50,730 --> 00:12:51,930
They came naturally.

290
00:12:52,030 --> 00:12:53,300
GLORIA: l don't know, Julien.

291
00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:55,430
This doesn't look like
the one the penguins made.

292
00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:57,130
Don't worry, hippo woman.

293
00:12:57,230 --> 00:13:00,230
l threw in a Few new ingredients
to kick it up a notch.

294
00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:02,330
That giraFfe won't know what hit him.

295
00:13:02,430 --> 00:13:03,600
-Nice try, Julien.
-Hey!

296
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,330
-Alex!
-Seriously, Gloria, come on.

297
00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:06,730
Not you, too.

298
00:13:06,830 --> 00:13:08,630
But l think l might be losing Melman.

299
00:13:08,730 --> 00:13:09,930
You are!

300
00:13:10,030 --> 00:13:11,900
You're not losing Melman.
You don't need this.

301
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,400
Yes, you do!

302
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,730
Oh, l don't know what to think anymore!

303
00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:16,960
Gloria !

304
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:20,600
(SIGHS) Could this day get any worse?
Ow! What was that?

305
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:21,900
A wake-up call.

306
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000
Wake up? What are you talking about?

307
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:26,760
You used to be a New York giant.

308
00:13:26,860 --> 00:13:30,460
Now, your hair's a mess
and you're all alone.

309
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,960
Yeah, well, it's your Fault.

310
00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:34,460
Your stupid potion is making
everybody crazy.

311
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:37,830
ls it? Or are you crazy not to try it?

312
00:13:37,930 --> 00:13:38,930
Yeah, right.

313
00:13:39,030 --> 00:13:41,260
You can be irresistible.

314
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,600
Just like you were back in New York.

315
00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:44,800
Close your eyes.

316
00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:48,230
Can you hear the crowd
screaming your name?

317
00:13:48,430 --> 00:13:49,430
(MIMICS CROWD SCREAMING)

318
00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:52,600
''We love you, Freak.''
They're going crazy For you. Do you hear it?

319
00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:53,730
Yeah, l can hear them.

320
00:13:53,830 --> 00:13:55,260
-Freak, Freak, Freak, Freak.
-Freak.

321
00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,300
They can't control themselves. Freak!

322
00:13:57,390 --> 00:13:59,130
-Freak! Freak!
-Freak!

323
00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:01,630
Don't you want that back again?

324
00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:02,730
l do.

325
00:14:03,230 --> 00:14:04,360
Sign here.

326
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:08,900
Now, go get your moio back.

327
00:14:10,730 --> 00:14:12,030
(ALL EXCLAIMING CONTENTEDLY)

328
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:14,500
(SNIFFING)

329
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,130
What is that smell?

330
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:20,470
Ladies and gentlemen, Alex the Lion!

331
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,760
(ROARING)

332
00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:23,730
-Ha-ha !
-You reek!

333
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:26,460
-Oh, my gosh. l'm gonna be sick.
-Me, too!

334
00:14:26,930 --> 00:14:27,900
Get away From us!

335
00:14:28,030 --> 00:14:29,330
Hey, wait!

336
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,230
(SIGHS)

337
00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:40,700
-How long is this song?
-Whoo-hoo!

338
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,230
l think l need a little air.

339
00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:46,000
Hey, where's Marty?

340
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:47,100
Where's Marty?

341
00:14:48,330 --> 00:14:49,330
Ah!

342
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:50,600
That's more like it.

343
00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:52,960
What's more like it? (CHUCKLES)

344
00:14:53,430 --> 00:14:58,800
All right. Why don't you take Five, ladies?
l need a little Marty time.

345
00:14:58,890 --> 00:15:00,160
Sounds great.

346
00:15:00,260 --> 00:15:02,600
-Come on, everybody. It's Marty time.
.(LAucHs)

347
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:07,000
You guys are Funny.
But seriously, l need a little space.

348
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:09,230
A little more space, please.

349
00:15:09,530 --> 00:15:13,270
More space, more space!

350
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,500
-Hey, look! There's Marty!
-Where?

351
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,730
(SCREAMING)

352
00:15:17,030 --> 00:15:20,200
Easy, easy. PerFect.

353
00:15:20,330 --> 00:15:21,660
Save yourseIF!

354
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,530
Save my what? (SCREAMS)

355
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,400
(GROANS)

356
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:29,630
Oh.

357
00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:31,260
-GLORIA: Melman?
-What?

358
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:32,360
Melman!

359
00:15:32,460 --> 00:15:33,630
(SCREAMS)

360
00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:38,260
Melman, why don't you wanna
spend time with me today?

361
00:15:38,390 --> 00:15:41,330
What? No, it's not you. It's...

362
00:15:41,430 --> 00:15:44,130
-lt's me? You're dumping me?
-l'm what?

363
00:15:44,230 --> 00:15:45,960
-On Valentine's Day?
-No!

364
00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:47,460
You sick, sick giraFfe!

365
00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:48,700
-Gloria !
.(scREAmING)

366
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:55,500
l don't wanna be irresistible anymore!

367
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:58,330
Come back, Marty! Wait, where's Marty?

368
00:16:00,390 --> 00:16:01,430
(SNIFFING)

369
00:16:01,530 --> 00:16:02,760
Um...

370
00:16:02,860 --> 00:16:04,060
What are we doing here?

371
00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:06,330
Who's Marty?

372
00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:07,760
Beats me.

373
00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:10,130
Oh, girl, l hope that's not permanent.

374
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:15,460
No more love potion.

375
00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:21,460
(SIGHS)

376
00:16:22,390 --> 00:16:26,370
Operation ''Hula Rescue'' is a go!

377
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,360
(GASPS) Skipper, she's heavily guarded.

378
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,760
Not For long.

379
00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:34,000
(GRUNTING)

380
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:39,630
Listen up, pretty boy, l may not have
your perFect tan or your chiseled abs

381
00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:43,870
but l've got something you'll never have,
a wounded heart.

382
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:49,230
DolIFace, it took losing you
to realize how much l need you in my liFe.

383
00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:50,860
(TUTTING)

384
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,300
Just let me talk.

385
00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:55,600
l used to think Valentine's Day
was just a superFicial holiday

386
00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:58,160
For sissies, wussies, and pansies.

387
00:16:58,260 --> 00:17:02,770
But now l realize that buying cheap Flowers
or some pre-packaged chocolate

388
00:17:02,860 --> 00:17:05,930
isn't just a whacked-out
merchandising conspiracy,

389
00:17:06,030 --> 00:17:08,360
it's also just a nice thing to do.

390
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:11,460
Huh! Not again!

391
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:12,860
Skipper! Code red!

392
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:13,960
Handle it!

393
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,300
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-Goodbye!

394
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:22,700
Well, Hula Girl, l'm begging you.
Will you take me back?

395
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,430
(CLUNKING)

396
00:17:24,530 --> 00:17:26,300
ls that a yes? Or no?

397
00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:31,100
Ha-ha !

398
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:35,660
(GROANS)

399
00:17:35,830 --> 00:17:37,560
Not my bobblehead!

400
00:17:39,130 --> 00:17:40,360
Stop it!

401
00:17:41,030 --> 00:17:44,360
ls it yes, you need more time?
Or, or no, you're not ready to answer?

402
00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:47,160
Oh, come on, make up your mind!

403
00:17:47,260 --> 00:17:48,730
You are mine now!

404
00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:50,660
(CLUNKING MORE RAPIDLY)

405
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:51,930
lt's a yes!

406
00:17:52,430 --> 00:17:53,430
Aw!

407
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:56,830
Well, no hard Feelings, kid.
Hope we can all stay Friends.

408
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:00,400
No! No!

409
00:18:10,330 --> 00:18:12,900
l don't get it. What happened today?

410
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,900
Well, it's his loss.

411
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,360
l'm over it!

412
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:20,460
(GASPS)

413
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:22,200
What in the world?

414
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:28,970
Music? Dance number? Lady Liberty Float?
Oh, Melman.

415
00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:31,830
MELMAN: Come on, Julien.
l need that potion.

416
00:18:31,930 --> 00:18:33,130
Mmm. l don't know.

417
00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:37,930
Skinny, sickly guy like yourseIF.
What could you possibly do For me?

418
00:18:38,030 --> 00:18:41,560
l can reach tall places.

419
00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:42,830
Okay, deal.

420
00:18:42,930 --> 00:18:45,260
Don't you make that deal,
Melman Menkowitz.

421
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:48,800
Oh, great. They're gonna make up.
(SCOFFS) Come on, Frankie.

422
00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:50,000
(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)

423
00:18:50,090 --> 00:18:56,000
Okay, this is like the sweetest thing
that anyone's ever tried to do For me.

424
00:18:56,090 --> 00:18:57,900
Yeah, until l ruined it.

425
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,200
Baby, l didn't need all this.

426
00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:03,330
All l wanted to know was that
you were thinking about me.

427
00:19:03,430 --> 00:19:05,930
Hmm. Oh, l was thinking about you.

428
00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:07,060
Aw!

429
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:10,200
Yeah, well, here's someone
none oF us was thinking about.

430
00:19:10,290 --> 00:19:11,260
kw .

431
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:15,970
You know what? l think l know
something that might cheer him up.

432
00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:21,000
''Roses are red, violets are blue,
l love writing myseIF Valentines,

433
00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:23,800
''but no one else seems to do it to me.''

434
00:19:24,860 --> 00:19:26,600
lt's too wordy.

435
00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:28,330
Huh?

436
00:19:28,430 --> 00:19:30,000
(READING)

437
00:19:31,930 --> 00:19:34,130
What the...

438
00:19:44,030 --> 00:19:45,100
GLORIA: Uh...

439
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:48,500
We know it's not like it was
back at the zoo, but...

440
00:19:48,590 --> 00:19:50,660
-We could make you some more.
-No.

441
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,030
You got it just right.

442
00:19:54,130 --> 00:19:57,760
lt's not about how many cards you get,
it's about who you get them From.

443
00:19:58,530 --> 00:19:59,660
Aw!

444
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:01,760
(SNIFFING)

445
00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:04,230
Wow! No oFfense, but you stink!

446
00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:05,900
You need a bath!

447
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,300
-ln turpentine!
.(ELEpHANr rRumpErINc)

448
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:11,160
Ladies and gentlemen, gather around!

449
00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:12,830
Oh, not again!

450
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,860
The King oF Love is back with
a brand new bottle oF...

451
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,300
(CHUCKLES)

452
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:22,100
And the lucky Freak who gets
to try it First will be...

453
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,260
-Ha-ha !
.(cRoANs)

454
00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:26,700
-(TRUMPETING)
-Ah!

455
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,460
(GURGLING)

456
00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:34,660
lt's okay. It's okay. There's still some leFt.

457
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:35,900
Now, who wants it?

458
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,360
-(ALL GASP)
-Ew!

459
00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:39,560
That is disgusting!

460
00:20:39,660 --> 00:20:41,800
Oh, King Julien...

461
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:43,830
Oh, that's a nightmare coming.

462
00:20:43,930 --> 00:20:45,160
Hey, you can't leave.

463
00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:48,760
You must sign the contract.
Maurice, you're my lawyer. Do something!

464
00:20:48,860 --> 00:20:52,900
l would advise against
any sudden movement right now, Julien.

465
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,760
Where is the love?


