1 00:00:07,775 --> 00:00:11,705 [ "JINGLE BELLS" PLAYS ] 2 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:19,519 [ ROCKABILLY PLAYS ] 3 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:26,190 -* HERE COMES CHRISTMAS, LOTS OF TOYS * 4 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:29,427 * COME ON NOW, MAKE SOME NOISE * 5 00:00:29,463 --> 00:00:31,773 * CHRISTMAS TREES AND THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS * 6 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:34,469 * COME ON, BABY, HOLD ME TIGHT 7 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:37,412 * I GOT YOU UNDER THE MISTLETOE * 8 00:00:37,438 --> 00:00:40,138 * AND HERE COMES CHRISTMAS, A-DON'T LET GO * 9 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:45,806 * HERE COMES CHRISTMAS, DON'T LET GO * 10 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:48,576 * HERE COMES CHRISTMAS, SANTA'S SLEIGH * 11 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:51,346 * RUDY IN FRONT TO LIGHT THE WAY * 12 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:54,115 * I NEED MORE TIME TO GET IT DONE * 13 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:56,655 * I NEED MORE TIME FOR CHRISTMAS FUN * 14 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:59,590 * I'M ALL READY FOR THE CHRISTMAS SNOW * 15 00:00:59,627 --> 00:01:02,827 * AND HERE COMES CHRISTMAS, A-DON'T LET GO * 16 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:08,596 * AND HERE COMES CHRISTMAS, A-DON'T LET GO * 17 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:10,736 * MAMAS AND PAPAS AND KIDS AND DOGS * 18 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:13,611 * TO FIND A PLACE WHERE THEY WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS LOGS * 19 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:16,711 * SANTA, PLEASE HURRY NOW, DON'T BE LATE * 20 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:19,214 * WHOA! IT'S A SPECIAL DATE 21 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:21,117 * HEY 22 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:22,749 [ GUITAR SOLO ] 23 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:44,314 * HERE COMES CHRISTMAS, TIME TO EAT * 24 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:47,178 * THAT TURKEY AND GRAVY GONNA BE SO SWEET * 25 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:49,838 * LOOK AT THE PRESENTS UNDERNEATH THE TREE * 26 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:52,577 * I WISH EVERYONE WAS AS LUCKY AS ME * 27 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:55,483 * A CHRISTMAS ANGEL WANTS US TO KNOW * 28 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:58,416 * THAT HERE COMES CHRISTMAS, A-DON'T LET GO * 29 00:02:01,389 --> 00:02:03,789 * HERE COMES CHRISTMAS, DON'T LET GO * 30 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:06,634 * YOUR MAMAS AND PAPAS AND KIDS AND DOGS * 31 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:09,400 * TO FIND A PLACE WHERE THEY WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS LOGS * 32 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:12,570 * SANTA, PLEASE HURRY NOW, AND DON'T BE LATE * 33 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:15,170 * WHOA! IT'S A SPECIAL DATE 34 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:17,713 * HERE COMES CHRISTMAS, LOTS OF TOYS * 35 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:20,538 * A-COME ON NOW, AND MAKE SOME NOISE * 36 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:23,344 * THE CHRISTMAS TREES AND THE CHRISTMAS SIGHTS * 37 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:26,247 * A-COME ON, BABY, NOW A-HOLD ME TIGHT * 38 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,780 * I GOT YOU UNDER THE MISTLETOE * 39 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:31,716 * A-HERE COMES CHRISTMAS, A-DON'T LET GO * 40 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:34,662 * I'M ALL READY FOR THE CHRISTMAS SNOW * 41 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:37,358 * A-HERE COMES CHRISTMAS, A-DON'T LET GO * 42 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:40,191 * THE CHRISTMAS ANGEL WANTS US ALL TO KNOW * 43 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:42,658 * YEAH! 44 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,866 * THAT HERE COMES CHRISTMAS 45 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:47,668 * A-HERE COMES CHRISTMAS 46 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:50,671 * YEAH! YEAH 47 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:52,814 * COME ON, SANTA 48 00:02:58,246 --> 00:02:59,946 [ BELL JINGLES ] 49 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,964 [ COIN CLINKS ] 50 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:16,626 [ BELL JINGLES ] 51 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:24,773 [ BABY CRIES ] 52 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:26,865 -THAT IS CINDY WEGMAN. 53 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:28,577 [ SIGHS ] JUST LOOK AT HER -- 54 00:03:28,609 --> 00:03:31,009 THREE KIDS, THREE DIFFERENT DADDIES... 55 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,284 AND BARELY A PENNY TO HER NAME. 56 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:36,324 SHE'S NEVER GONNA MAKE SOMETHING OF HERSELF. 57 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:37,620 SHE'S GONNA GO RIGHT IN THE DUMPER. 58 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,391 -MM-HMM. 59 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:41,790 -LET'S FIND SOME CONTOUR TO MAKE YOUR FACE LOOK SMALLER. 60 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:44,562 [ BABY COOING ] 61 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:46,392 -[ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ] 62 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:51,330 DOODLE, LOOK AT THIS CRAP. 63 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:53,765 CHRISTMAS -- IT'S FOR SUCKERS. 64 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:55,301 [ CRASH ] 65 00:03:55,336 --> 00:03:56,836 WHOA. 66 00:03:58,506 --> 00:04:00,666 -[ SIGHS ] ARE YOU GONNA CONTROL YOUR KID? 67 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:03,508 -SKOAL, DON'T GO BREAKING STUFF, SWEETIE! 68 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:05,784 COME ON! 69 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:07,523 GEEZ. 70 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:10,953 [ CRASH ] 71 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:13,354 -AH! CINDY WEGMAN. 72 00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:16,587 I SEE YOU POPPED OUT ANOTHER ONE. [ CHUCKLES ] 73 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:18,494 -YOU SLUMMING AT THE DOLLAR KING AGAIN? 74 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:20,356 -DOLLAR KING IS ABOUT THE LAST PLACE YOU CAN GO 75 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:22,064 TO GET YOUR HAIR DONE SINCE YOUR MOM PASSED. 76 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,565 YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PICKING UP THE SCISSORS AGAIN? 77 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:25,928 -NO. 78 00:04:25,966 --> 00:04:29,996 -I THINK YOU SHOULD REOPEN GIRL CURL... 79 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:32,867 EVEN IF IT'S JUST FOR CHRISTMAS. 80 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:34,976 -WORK IS FOR SUCKERS. 81 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:36,908 -AAH! 82 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:39,414 HMM. WAS THAT ONE OF YOURS? 83 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:43,617 -HEY. KIDS. [ CHUCKLES ] WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 84 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:46,821 -GUESS YOU DO HAIR BETTER THAN YOU RAISE KIDS. 85 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,092 -[ SIGHS ] 86 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:55,064 I'M NOT TRYING TO TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE, WAYNE. 87 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:58,625 I'M JUST GIVING YOU VALUABLE ADVICE -- FOR FREE! 88 00:04:58,666 --> 00:05:00,426 -I KNOW, MR. WINK. 89 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:02,468 I JUST NEED A LITTLE MORE ADVANCE ON MY PAYCHECK. 90 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:05,073 BEING THAT IT'S CHRISTMAS, THESE KIDS NEED THINGS. 91 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:06,835 -THESE AREN'T EVEN YOUR KIDS! 92 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:09,544 I MEAN, SHE'S GOT LIKE THREE OR FOUR OF THEM 93 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:11,037 ALL FROM DIFFERENT DADDIES. 94 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:12,908 CINDY WEGMAN IS A HIT AND RUN -- 95 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:16,616 YOU HIT IT... AND THEN YOU RUN. 96 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,420 YOU GOT A FUTURE, BOY. 97 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:19,922 DON'T END UP BEING THE DUM-DUM DADDY 98 00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:21,863 THAT WINDS UP PAYING FOR HER MISTAKES. 99 00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:23,059 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 100 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:24,760 -I DO. 101 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:26,732 THANK YOU, SIR. 102 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:29,660 SO, CAN I HAVE THE ADVANCE? 103 00:05:29,697 --> 00:05:31,057 -ARE YOU JUST... 104 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:33,668 WHEN I'M TALKING... 105 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:36,041 NO! 106 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:37,809 -[SIGHS] -GET OUT! 107 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,138 -[ SIGHS ] 108 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,912 -GET OUT! 109 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:50,152 -OHH. 110 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,393 [ SMACKS GLASS ] 111 00:05:51,419 --> 00:05:52,919 -YOU MISSED IT, MOM. 112 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:56,693 -GO TELL SOME SUCKER YOU HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE TUESDAY. 113 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:57,964 -EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. 114 00:05:57,991 --> 00:05:59,391 CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY TO BUY SOME FOOD? 115 00:05:59,427 --> 00:06:00,827 IT'S CHRISTMAS. 116 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,961 -HERE WE GO, DEAR. 117 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:06,166 -YES! 118 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,639 MY TURN. 119 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:08,868 -OH. GOOD JOB. 120 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,472 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 121 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:13,444 MOMMY'S GONNA WIN THEM SCRATCHERS, READY? 122 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:20,651 YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW CHRISTMAS. 123 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:22,651 NOBODY IS GETTING ANYTHING THIS YEAR. 124 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:24,853 -BABY, YOU SHOULDN'T USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE 125 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,085 IN FRONT OF THE KIDS. 126 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:28,589 -WHAT? "SCREW'S" NOT A BAD WORD, WAYNE. 127 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:30,622 HEY, CAN YOU, UM, PUT ALL THIS ON YOUR TAB? 128 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:32,958 -CIND, I GOT TO PAY YOUR RENT TOMORROW, 129 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:35,563 AND CHRISTMAS IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER, 130 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:38,996 AND WINK'S NOT BEEN GIVING ME THE OVERTIME HOURS THAT I NEED. 131 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:44,196 -PLEASE? 132 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,137 -OKAY. 133 00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:48,583 -[ CHUCKLES ] 134 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:50,879 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] 135 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:53,781 -* ON THE 12th DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME * 136 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:56,224 * 12 DRUMMERS DRUMMING, 11 PIPERS PIPING * 137 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,119 * 10 LORDS A-LEAPING, 9 LADIES DANCING * 138 00:06:58,151 --> 00:06:59,951 * 8 MAIDS A-MILKING, 7 SWANS A-SWIMMING * 139 00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:01,487 * 6 GEESE A-LAYING * 140 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:06,462 * 5 GOLDEN RINGS * 141 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:08,034 * 4 CALLING BIRDS, 3 FRENCH HORNS * 142 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:09,801 * 2 TURTLEDOVES * 143 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,800 * AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE * 144 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:14,502 -CINDY, CAN WE TURN THE LIGHTS ON THE TREE THIS YEAR? 145 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:16,165 -NO, BABY, IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE. 146 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:19,073 -THIS CHRISTMAS IS GONNA SUCK -- JUST LIKE THE REST OF THEM. 147 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,906 -HEY! DON'T SASS ME. 148 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,081 BESIDES, I AIN'T NEVER READ ANYWHERE 149 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,110 THAT CHRISTMAS HAS TO HAVE LIGHTS. 150 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:26,545 YOU KNOW, THE STARS IN THE SKY 151 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:27,980 WAS ALL THEY HAD BACK IN THE DAY. 152 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:30,845 -BUT -- -BUT NOTHING. ZIP IT. 153 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:32,954 -DON'T ZIP ME. YOU AIN'T MY MAMA. 154 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:34,486 RANDY'S MY DADDY. 155 00:07:34,522 --> 00:07:36,492 -ZIP IT, OR GO BACK TO YOUR OWN TRAILER. 156 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:37,934 -[GRUNTS] 157 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,588 -THANK YOU, CONSTANTINE. 158 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:40,927 YOU MAY BE DEAD, BUT YOU'LL LIVE ON FOREVER, 159 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,031 HERE ON THE "MASTERS OF MUSIC." 160 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:43,602 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 161 00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:45,231 -DANG. 162 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:49,765 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] 163 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:03,519 -[ SIGHS ] 164 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:05,791 -HOW FAR CAN THAT THING SHOOT? 165 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:09,919 -WELL, IT, UH, DEPENDS ON THE TRAJECTORY OF THE PIPE. 166 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:12,227 DO YOU KNOW WHAT TRAJECTORY MEANS? 167 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:14,089 -NO. 168 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:16,897 -[ SIGHS ] IT'S THE ANGLE AT WHICH A FLYING OBJECT 169 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,530 TRAVELS THROUGH THE AIR -- 170 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:20,926 MOST COMMONLY USED BY, UH, BALLISTICS EXPERTS, 171 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:22,868 BUT CAN BE APPLIED TO PAINTBALL, 172 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:25,613 AND, UH...OF COURSE, SANTA'S SLEIGH. 173 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:28,939 -OH, YEAH. OF COURSE. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. 174 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:31,276 [ ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES ] 175 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,187 [ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ] 176 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:46,292 -HEY, LOOK AT YOU ALL GROWN UP. [ CHUCKLES ] 177 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:49,564 -HEY, RANDY. 178 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:50,757 -SHOOT-DANG, RANDY. 179 00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:51,868 I SAW YOUR MATCH ON TV LAST WEEK. 180 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:52,969 YOU WERE AWESOME. 181 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,740 -[ CHUCKLES ] YOU LIKE THAT? 182 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:56,868 A LITTLE CHOKE HOLD WITH THE RATTAIL -- 183 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:58,244 MY SIGNATURE MOVE. 184 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:02,681 SAY...ARE YOU LOSING WEIGHT THERE, TWINKS? 185 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,080 -I DON'T KNOW. 186 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:06,051 MAYBE A LITTLE RIGHT AROUND HERE. 187 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:08,119 -YEAH. [ SNIFFS ] 188 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:09,878 -WHAT A-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE? 189 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:12,687 -CAME FOR HARLEY'S DADDY'S FUNERAL. 190 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,860 SORRY, BOY. YOUR DADDY WAS MY BRO. 191 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,628 -GEEZ, I FIGURED YOU'D FORGET ABOUT ALL OF US 192 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:18,958 ONCE YOU WENT SEMI-PRO. 193 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:20,262 -WELL, EVEN WHEN YOU GO BIG-TIME, 194 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:21,963 YOU STILL GOT TO REMEMBER THE LITTLE FOLK. 195 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:24,765 -HEY! 196 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:25,968 HEY! 197 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:27,299 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 198 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:29,344 -JAKE MARLEY'S FUNERAL. 199 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:30,839 -NO, NO. 200 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:32,271 I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO GO TO THE FUNERAL 201 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:33,705 OF CINDY'S KID'S DEAD DADDY. 202 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:35,641 -HARLEY NEEDS ME THERE FOR SUPPORT. 203 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:36,836 AND IT'S CHRISTMAS! 204 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:38,777 -SHE'S GONNA RUN YOU INTO THE GROUND. 205 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,052 MARK MY WORDS. 206 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,220 -I KNOW. I KNOW. [ ENGINE CRANKS ] 207 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,219 -WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 208 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,051 -THAT'S A TATER GUN. [ CHUCKLES ] 209 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,686 YOU WANT TO TRY IT? 210 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,791 -HELL YES, I DO. IS THERE A TATER IN IT? 211 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:50,793 -NOT YET. 212 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,994 -WELL, LET'S PUT ONE IN IT. 213 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,726 GRAB THE PROPANE. 214 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,826 THERE YOU GO. [ CHUCKLES ] 215 00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:03,899 HOW YOU DOING DOWN THERE, TWINKS? 216 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,807 -IT'S GOOD. IT'S COMING ALONG. -OKAY. GOOD. 217 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,740 ALL RIGHT. THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. 218 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:12,047 -I'M GETTING LIGHT-HEADED. 219 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,187 -YOU DO IT, HARLEY. 220 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:22,719 [ WHOOSH! ] 221 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:23,856 [ ENGINE BUZZING ] 222 00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:25,261 [ BUZZING STOPS ] 223 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,760 -NICE! 224 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:31,026 -AWESOME. 225 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:33,104 THERE. 226 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,403 -HARLEY, COME ON! WE'RE GONNA BE LATE! 227 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:38,165 OH. 228 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:39,805 YOU'RE HERE. 229 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,710 -WELL, I COULDN'T MISS JAKE'S FUNERAL. 230 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,912 IN FACT, I THINK ME AND HIM DID IT 231 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:46,384 WITH ALL THE SAME PEOPLE, INCLUDING YOU. 232 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,181 [ SNIFFS ] 233 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:50,376 REMEMBER THAT? 234 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,687 -TSK. HOW COULD I FORGET? COME ON. 235 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:53,950 -DADDY! 236 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,157 -OH! HEY! 237 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,258 OH, MAN. YOU MISS YOUR DADDY. 238 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,690 LET ME GET A LOOK AT YOU. 239 00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:01,356 WHOA. 240 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,764 -I KNEW YOU'D COME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS. 241 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,967 I KNEW YOU WOULD. WHAT'D YOU BRING ME? 242 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,939 -UM...YEAH. 243 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:11,338 MER-- MERRY CHRISTMAS, HONEY. [ CHUCKLES ] 244 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:12,871 -OKAY. [ CLEARS THROAT ] 245 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,066 ENOUGH OF ALL THIS SAPPY CRAP, 246 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,907 'CAUSE WE HAVE A FUNERAL TO GO TO, 247 00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:17,883 AND I NEED YOU TO WATCH DOODS AND SKOAL LIKE I ASKED YOU. 248 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,151 -BUT I WANT TO GO, TOO. 249 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,949 -BRANDIE, YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HIM. 250 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:22,351 -DADDY. -COME ON! 251 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,282 -GO ON BACK INSIDE, AND I'LL BE BACK. 252 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:25,787 -[ SIGHS ] 253 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,100 -WHAT WAS DADDY LIKE? 254 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,728 -DANG, BOY. 255 00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,804 WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO YOUR DEAD DADDY'S FUNERAL, 256 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,302 WE GOT RANDY IN TOWN, 257 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,973 AND YOU'RE TRYING TO PUT MAMA THROUGH A POP QUIZ? 258 00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,273 GIVE IT A REST, OKAY? 259 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,744 -I'M JUST ASKING 'CAUSE I THINK IT'S RIGHT. 260 00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:48,184 -HE WAS A DUMMY, OKAY? 261 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,978 ALL HE CARED ABOUT WAS HIS STUPID PAINTBALL, 262 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,411 ALWAYS OFF AT A DANG TOURNAMENT SOMEWHERE, 263 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:56,216 AND THEN RIGHT BEFORE HE WAS ABOUT TO GO PRO, 264 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,349 RIGHT BEFORE WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN 265 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,085 THAT PRO MONEY FOR ALIMONY, 266 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,120 HE HAD TO GO AND DIE -- RIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, TOO. 267 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,456 WHAT A JERK. 268 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:07,391 NO HELP WITH THE KIDS' PRESENTS AGAIN. 269 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:08,897 [ SCOFFS ] 270 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:11,059 -WE'RE GETTING PRESENTS THIS YEAR? 271 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:13,768 -NO, BABY, NOT THIS YEAR. 272 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:17,471 CLAW MACHINE AIN'T BEEN TOO GOOD TO MAMA. 273 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,805 [ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ] 274 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,162 -YEAH? 275 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,904 -HELLO, THERE. 276 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,230 UH, I'M AMANDA -- SOCIAL SERVICES. 277 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,895 IS YOUR MOMMY HOME? 278 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:47,534 -NO! 279 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,837 [ DOOR SLAMS ] 280 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:52,270 [ SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYS ] 281 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,085 -NO GUNS NO GLORY PAINTBALL IS WHERE THE FUNERAL IS? 282 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,348 -WELL, YOUR DADDY HAD A ONE-TRACK MIND. 283 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:10,887 -IS THAT WHY YOU NEVER MARRIED HIM...'CAUSE OF PAINTBALL? 284 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,234 -NO, I NEVER MARRIED HIM 285 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,959 BECAUSE I WAS ONLY WITH HIM ONE NIGHT, OKAY? 286 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,834 I MEAN, MAYBE TWO, BUT THAT'S NO REASON 287 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,463 TO FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEBODY FOREVER. 288 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,904 -WHOA! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 289 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,536 -DANG TATER CAME FLYING OUT OF THE SKY, 290 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:27,111 DRILLED ME IN THE HEAD WHEN I WAS RIDING DOWN THE HIGHWAY. 291 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,210 -GEEZ. -I'M OKAY. 292 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,612 HOW YOU HOLDING UP? 293 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,413 [ ENGINE REVS ] 294 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:36,576 [ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ] 295 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,216 -HEY, WAYNER. 296 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:42,291 NICE BIKE, FOR A GIRL. [ SNORTS ] 297 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,392 -HEY, WHY DON'T YOU TWO BOYS, UM, GO IN THERE? 298 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,934 WHY DON'T YOU FIND YOUR UNCLE BOB AND YOUR AUNT MARGE, 299 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,060 AND WE'LL SEE YOU IN THERE? YOU GOT HIM, WAYNE? 300 00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,626 -OKAY. -OKAY. YEAH? 301 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,373 SEE YOU GUYS IN THERE. -LOVE YOU, MOM. 302 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:57,967 -SEEN YOU ON TV LAST WEEK IN THAT MATCH WITH THUNDER RAINS. 303 00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,265 LOOKING GOOD. 304 00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:00,966 -YOU SEEN MY SIGNATURE MOVE? 305 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:01,978 -YEAH, I SAW IT. 306 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,439 -[ SNIFFS ] 307 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:06,106 -FLAG? 308 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,016 MA'AM, FLAG FOR OUR FALLEN BROTHER? 309 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:10,348 FLAG? 310 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,193 FLAG. 311 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:17,019 -YOUR FAMILY RAISES THE BAR FOR NEW LEVELS OF EMBARRASSMENT. 312 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:20,257 -WHAT? IT... IT'S PATRIOTIC. 313 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,163 -BE CAREFUL WITH THAT. 314 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,455 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 315 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,426 -HOW YOU HOLDING UP THERE, BUDDY? 316 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,625 -I'M FINE. 317 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,466 -I'M HERE FOR HIM, BOB. 318 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,401 -DO WE HAVE TO LOOK AT THE DEAD BODY? 319 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,908 -NO. NO ONE IS LOOKING AT A DEAD BODY TODAY. 320 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,181 -[ SNEEZES ] 321 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,378 -OKAY. DID YOU HEAR THAT? 322 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,179 HE'S ALLERGIC TO SOMETHING HERE. 323 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,311 -MAYBE IT'S THE FLOWERS. ARE THERE DAISIES? 324 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,477 -[ SCOFFS ] WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO NOW, BOB. 325 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:45,245 -[ Chuckling ] I CANNOT LEAVE. I JUST -- WHERE'S CINDY? 326 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,045 -OH, SHE'S PROBABLY NOT GONNA SHOW. 327 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,617 -YOU KNOW, YOU STILL LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF PIE 328 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:53,026 JUST WAITING FOR A BIG LOAD OF ICE CREAM TO TOP YOU OFF. 329 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,660 SO WHAT'S UP WITH THE WAYNER? HMM? 330 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:57,434 -I DON'T KNOW. HE'S COOL, AND HE TAKES GOOD CARE OF US. 331 00:14:57,464 --> 00:15:00,104 -YOU REALLY THINK YOU GOT A LIFE WITH THIS COLLEGE BOY? 332 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,533 -I DON'T KNOW. 333 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:06,068 -IT'S LONELY ON TOP, CIND -- 334 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,636 I MEAN, THE CIRCUIT. 335 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:12,105 THE FANS, THEY AIN'T ALWAYS KIND. 336 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,505 -GIVE ME SOME TIME. -DON'T! 337 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,346 -YOUR MOUTH'S SAYING "DON'T," 338 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,622 BUT YOUR BODY'S SAYING "DON'T STOP." 339 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,220 -WHY YOU TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME 340 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,452 WHEN I'M FEELING ALL WEAK INSIDE? 341 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:21,717 -YOU AIN'T WEAK. 342 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,464 NOBODY HAS EVER TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF YOU. 343 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,330 IT'S ALWAYS THE OTHER WAY AROUND. 344 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:28,228 -THAT'S LIKE YOU TO SAY. 345 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,200 -WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A HIT OFF OF THAT? 346 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,572 -[ INHALES DEEPLY ] 347 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,570 -HI, THERE, PEEPERS. 348 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,002 -PLEASE DON'T CALL HIM THAT. 349 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,367 -IT'S A NICKNAME, MOM! IT'S COOL! 350 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:40,666 -YEAH, MARGE. IT'S COOL. 351 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,577 -RATTAIL RANDY IS A KICK-ASS NICKNAME. 352 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,209 NICKNAMES ARE COOL. 353 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,654 -DID YOU HEAR THAT, MOM -- KICK-ASS NICKNAME! 354 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,149 -[SCOFFS] WOULD YOU PLEASE 355 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,051 NOT USE LANGUAGE LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF TIM? 356 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,283 BOB! 357 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,548 -YEAH. RANDY. WATCH THE LANGUAGE. 358 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,156 -[ SNEEZES ] 359 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:56,558 -OKAY. WE'RE GONNA WAIT IN THE CAR. 360 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,489 COME ON. 361 00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:03,396 -BYE, HARLEY. BYE, AUNT CINDY. 362 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,430 BYE, RATTAIL RANDY. 363 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,365 -BYE, PEEPERS. 364 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:11,641 WELL...GUESS WE SHOULD GO LOOK AT HIM. 365 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,141 COME ON. 366 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:20,780 EW. DANG. NAILED HIM RIGHT IN THE EYEBALL. 367 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,053 WHEW. WELL, HE WOULD'VE WANTED IT THIS WAY. 368 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,123 -SHOOT, YEAH, HE WOULD. [ BEER CAN TAB SNAPS ] 369 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,792 -HE DID ALWAYS SAY THAT FUNERALS 370 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,319 SHOULD BE MORE LIKE A GOING-AWAY PARTY. 371 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:32,026 AND IT'S CHRISTMAS, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! 372 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:35,099 -GO FIGURE -- HE ONLY BOUGHT A SIXER. 373 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,104 -HE'S COLD. 374 00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,802 -NAH. THAT'S THE ICE. 375 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,543 COOLER SPRUNG A LEAK. 376 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,069 SIP? 377 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,274 -I DON'T DRINK. 378 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,065 -YOUR LOSS. 379 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,637 -ALL RIGHT. Y'ALL TAKE YOUR SEATS. 380 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,676 [ BULLHORN CRACKLES ] 381 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:54,051 DEARLY BELOVED, 382 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:57,321 WE ARE GATHERED HERE TO BID FAREWELL TO OUR FRIEND. 383 00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:03,090 JACOB ATE, BREATHED, SLEPT, AND DIED A PAINTBALLER. 384 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,593 SADLY, HE TOOK ONE FINAL PAINTBALL TO THE EYE, 385 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,425 PUSHED IT SO FAR BACK INTO HIS BRAIN, 386 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,800 HE HEMORRHAGED. 387 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:11,258 DAMN FOOL NOT WEARING HIS GOGGLES. 388 00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:14,568 HEY, AND LET THIS BE A REMINDER TO YOU -- 389 00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,601 ALWAYS WEAR YOUR GOGGLES, 390 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:20,406 WHICH WE PROVIDE COMPLIMENTARY HERE AT NO GUNS NO GLORY 391 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,110 PAINTBALL AND FUN PARK. 392 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,812 OH, AND DON'T FORGET TO GET 393 00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:27,413 YOUR 10%-MERCHANDISE-OFF COUPONS ON YOUR WAY OUT -- 394 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:30,277 GOOD THROUGH THE ENTIRE HOLIDAY SEASON. 395 00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:33,387 JACOB MARLEY, IN YOUR HONOR, 396 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,090 WE ARE DEDICATING OUR NEW 397 00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:40,733 AFGHANISTAN FIELD OF BATTLE TO YOU, BROTHER. 398 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,630 NOW RAISE 'EM AND SHOOT, BOYS. 399 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:48,303 [ SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYS, GUNS POPPING ] 400 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:53,769 -OKAY, HONEY. [ SIGHS ] 401 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,606 SO, I'M GONNA -- UH, I'M GONNA GO FOR A RIDE WITH RANDY. 402 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,653 I JUST NEED TO FEEL THE WIND IN MY HAIR 403 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,878 AND MOURN THE LOSS OF YOUR DEAD DADDY, OKAY? 404 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,683 -UM, OKAY, BUT... 405 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,115 -WHAT? 406 00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:06,591 WAYNE, YOU TAKE CARE OF HIM FOR ME? 407 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:10,189 -SURE, CIND, BUT I CAN MOURN WITH YOU IF YOU WANT. 408 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,393 -YOU'RE SO SWEET! 409 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,155 YOU'RE SO SWEET. 410 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,434 BUT YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW HIM LIKE RANDY AND I DID. 411 00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,433 -UM, MOM. 412 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,895 ARE YOU GONNA MAKE IT BACK IN TIME FOR MY PLAY TONIGHT? 413 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,743 -YOU'RE IN A PLAY TONIGHT? 414 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,509 -YEAH, I'M PLAYING SCROOGE'S NEPHEW IN "A CHRISTMAS CAROL." 415 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:26,708 MAMA, I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT. 416 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,309 -OH! YES! JUST KIDDING! 417 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,841 OF COURSE I'M GONNA BE AT YOUR PLAY TONIGHT. 418 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:33,207 -OKAY. 419 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:35,276 -THAT'S A PROMISE -- I WILL BE THERE. 420 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,486 -I LOVE YOU, MAMA. 421 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:40,118 -OH, BABY, I LOVE YOU. 422 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,562 [ MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVVING ] 423 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,573 * OH, MAN, I AIN'T NEVER SEEN HER SOBER * 424 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:57,470 * ALWAYS WITH A DRINK IN HER HAND * 425 00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:00,774 -[ SPITS, LAUGHS ] 426 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,407 SO, UH, YOU GET THE KIDS ANYTHING GOOD 427 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:04,813 FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR? 428 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,384 -I'M SURE WAYNE WILL. 429 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,383 -SO YOU'RE REALLY GONNA MARRY THE WAYNER? 430 00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:09,845 -WELL, YOU AIN'T STEPPING UP. 431 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,452 BESIDES, YOU DON'T MAKE A GOOD FATHER FIGURE. 432 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,255 -[ SCOFFS ] AND YOU'RE THE PRIZE PICTURE OF MOTHERHOOD. 433 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,188 [ LAUGHS ] 434 00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:18,964 -WELL, IF I GET ONE MORE, I MAKE $100. 435 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,791 -WELL, YOU BETTER GET IT IN THERE, 436 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,697 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT I GET IF I WIN? 437 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,499 I TAKE YOU OVER TO THAT TABLE 438 00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,931 AND JUST SPANK YOU LIKE A BAD CHICKEN. 439 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:29,496 [ CHUCKLES ] 440 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,936 -MM. LOOKS LIKE I WIN EITHER WAY. 441 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,811 [ SNAPS FINGERS ] WHOO! 442 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:39,452 -I WEAR THE CHAIN I FORGED IN LIFE. 443 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:42,849 I MADE IT LINK BY LINK AND YARD BY YARD. 444 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:47,692 I CANNOT REST. I CANNOT STAY. I CANNOT LINGER ANYWHERE. 445 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,660 -SPEAK COMFORT TO ME, JACOB. 446 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,760 -I HAVE NONE TO GIVE. -MOM. 447 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,502 -I CANNOT REST. I CANNOT STAY. -SHH. 448 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,668 -I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 449 00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,998 -CAN YOU JUST HOLD IT, BUDDY? 450 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,672 -THE DOCTOR SAID NOT TO HOLD IT. 451 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,972 -HE HAS TO GO, HE HAS TO GO. 452 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,473 -REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED AT THE AQUARIUM? 453 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:06,665 -SHH. -YES, I REMEMBER. 454 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,006 -DON'T SHUSH ME. 455 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,440 GO. 456 00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:12,848 -I-I WASN'T. 457 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,449 -THAT'S WHY I'M THE BETTER PARENT. 458 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:16,682 [ ENGINE REVS ] 459 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,990 -REMATCH! I'M CALLING A REMATCH! 460 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,695 -[ SIGHS ] 461 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,430 [ ZIPPER UNZIPS ] 462 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:49,423 -[ Singsong voice ] OH, TIMMY. 463 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,020 -AAH! AAH! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! 464 00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,894 -COME ON, PEEPERS. MAYBE YOU'LL LIKE IT. 465 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,533 -I DON'T LIKE URINAL CAKES! 466 00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,558 -HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED IT? 467 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,593 -NO! 468 00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,598 [ SCREAMING ] 469 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,065 -YOU TWO, COME HERE! 470 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,570 YOU LIKE BEING KICKED IN THE NUTS? 471 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:10,872 NO? NO? 472 00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:12,573 -HOW ABOUT YOU? -NO. 473 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,905 -I THINK YOU LIKE BEING KICKED IN THE NUTS. 474 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,510 HUH, TIMMY? WANT TO GIVE HIM A NUT PIE? 475 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,912 KICK HIM AS HARD AS YOU CAN! GO ON! 476 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:18,954 -[ GROANS ] 477 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:20,748 -OOH-HOO-HOO! 478 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,380 COME ON, PEEPERS. 479 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,375 BYE, LADIES. -YOU'RE DEAD, YOU LITTLE RUNT! 480 00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,387 -TIMMY. LISTEN. 481 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:29,459 I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD MENTION THIS TO YOUR MOTHER, OKAY? 482 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:30,959 BUT GOOD JOB IN THERE! 483 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,760 -I KICKED SOME BUTT, RIGHT? 484 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,692 -UH, YOU KICKED SOME NUTS! 485 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:37,527 COME ON. 486 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,469 -HEY. 487 00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:42,801 -WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 488 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,395 HARLEY WAS LOOKING FOR YOU. 489 00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:46,607 -I'M HERE. WHAT? I'M JUST A LITTLE LATE. 490 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,409 -YOU MISSED THE WHOLE PLAY. 491 00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:49,841 -I DID? -YEAH. 492 00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:51,506 -THE CREDITS ROLLING? 493 00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:53,084 -NO. -[ SCOFFS ] 494 00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:57,518 -"ARE THE CREDITS ROLLING"? 495 00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:00,690 YOU HAVE TIME TO POP YOUR HEAD BACK OUT OF THE BACK SEAT. 496 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,520 SHE SMELLS LIKE MY UNCLE'S CAMPER. 497 00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:05,726 -WHAT DID THAT SMELL LIKE? -LIKE BEER. 498 00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:08,558 LIKE BEER AND SORROW. 499 00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:10,025 -COME ON. LET'S GET THE CAR. 500 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:12,432 -[ SIGHS ] GOODNESS. 501 00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:16,365 -HEY, WEGMAN, YOUR MOM'S FINALLY HERE. 502 00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:17,373 -HOW DO YOU KNOW? 503 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:18,574 -'CAUSE THE SMELL OF BOOZE 504 00:22:18,605 --> 00:22:20,135 AND USED CONDOMS JUST FILLED THE AIR. 505 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,842 [ LAUGHTER ] 506 00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:25,384 OH, WAIT -- SHE'S NEVER EVEN USED A CONDOM BEFORE. 507 00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:28,112 -HEY! THERE YOU ARE! 508 00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:29,617 YOU WERE GREAT! 509 00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:31,049 -HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? 510 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,753 -HUH? OH. DIDN'T YOU HEAR THE APPLAUSE? 511 00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:34,946 EVERYONE LOVED YOU! 512 00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:36,687 -YEAH, I HEARD IT. 513 00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:39,833 BUT I DIDN'T SEE YOU, MAMA. YOU MISSED IT. 514 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:44,059 -COME HERE. GIVE ME A HUG. 515 00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:46,396 I PROMISE I'LL BE AT THE NEXT ONE, OKAY? 516 00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:47,903 -I'LL SEE YA. 517 00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:50,644 -HEY! YOU HAVE TO FORGIVE FAMILY. 518 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:52,570 THAT'S THE RULES, HARLEY. 519 00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:54,735 [ SIGHS ] 520 00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:16,701 [ SCOFFS ] YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE, 521 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,899 SHOWING UP HERE LATE FOR YOUR BOY'S SHOW. 522 00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:20,701 -YEAH. 523 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:23,873 WELL, HE COULDN'T HAVE SEEN ME IF I CAME. 524 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,943 I'M DEAD ON EARTH, REMEMBER? 525 00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:30,182 BESIDES...I'M ENLIGHTENED. 526 00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:32,079 -[ SCOFFS ] ENLIGHTENED? 527 00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:33,811 -WELL, THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF COOL STUFF ABOUT BEING A GHOST, 528 00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:37,016 BUT THE ENLIGHTENED PART, WELL, THAT'S A BITCH. 529 00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:39,649 I MEAN, TRUST ME, IT'S A WHOLE LOT BETTER 530 00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:41,846 NOT KNOWING NUTTIN' ABOUT NUTTIN' -- 531 00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:43,458 KIND OF LIKE THE WAY YOU LIVE. 532 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:44,660 -YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU'RE HERE TO HAUNT ME, 533 00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:45,831 JUST GET ON WITH IT. 534 00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:47,658 -WHY? 'CAUSE RANDY'S IN TOWN, 535 00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:50,164 AND YOU'RE SNEAKING AROUND SO YOU CAN GET BUSY? 536 00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:52,466 RANDY AIN'T GONNA FIX YOUR PROBLEMS. 537 00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:55,599 YOU GOT TO FIX THEM YOURSELF. 538 00:23:55,635 --> 00:23:58,095 AND I'M HERE TO GIVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE. 539 00:23:58,137 --> 00:23:59,137 -PBHT! 540 00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:00,911 I DON'T NEED NO SECOND CHANCE. 541 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,710 -THE HECK YOU DON'T. I HEAR TALK UP HERE, CIND. 542 00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:06,553 IF YOU DON'T MAKE SOME CHANGES, THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU. 543 00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:08,619 -DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME. I'M FINE. 544 00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:11,578 -YOU AIN'T FINE, CINDY. ALL RIGHT? YOU AIN'T EVEN CLOSE. 545 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:14,618 YOU GOT TO SUPPORT THEM KIDS. YOU NEED A JOB. 546 00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:16,864 -WAYNE TAKES CARE OF THAT. OKAY? 547 00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:18,529 I'M DONE. BYE. 548 00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:20,888 -ALL RIGHT. SUIT YOURSELF. 549 00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:22,927 YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. 550 00:24:25,598 --> 00:24:27,798 -SHE SAW YOU WITH LYLE. THAT WAS GOOD. 551 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:30,704 -DID AUNT CINDY TOUCH YOU WITH HER DIRTY WELFARE HANDS? 552 00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:32,067 -YES. 553 00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:34,944 -HEY, CHAMP. YOU WERE GREAT TONIGHT. 554 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,284 -THANK YOU, UNCLE BOB. 555 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,038 -MARGE? 556 00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:43,017 -I REALLY THINK YOU LOOK HANDSOME IN WHAT YOU HAVE ON. 557 00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:46,049 I LIKE IT MORE THAN WHAT YOU NORMALLY WEAR. 558 00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:47,745 IT'S CLEAN. 559 00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:50,187 -UM, UNCLE BOB. 560 00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:53,192 I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD HAVE A RIDE HOME. 561 00:24:53,225 --> 00:24:56,025 -WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOM? SHE FINALLY SHOWED. 562 00:24:56,062 --> 00:24:57,732 [ CAR ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 563 00:24:57,764 --> 00:24:59,534 HEY. 564 00:24:59,566 --> 00:25:01,166 YOU KNOW SHE LOVES YOU, RIGHT? 565 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,670 EVEN THOUGH SHE HAS A STRANGE WAY OF SHOWING IT SOMETIMES? 566 00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:07,214 -YEAH. I KNOW. 567 00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:08,909 -LET'S GET SOME HOT CHOCOLATE. 568 00:25:08,941 --> 00:25:12,111 -OOH! YUM-YUM. 569 00:25:15,314 --> 00:25:16,884 -[ SIGHS ] 570 00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:20,288 [ LOCKERS BANG ] 571 00:25:20,319 --> 00:25:22,289 [ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ] 572 00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:25,221 -WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, FOUR-EYES? 573 00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:27,687 -[ Echoing ] YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME? 574 00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:30,327 -OKAY, I DIDN'T MAKE THE PLAY. SUE ME! 575 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,972 -BUT YOU WENT TO SCHOOL HERE. 576 00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:34,769 -YEAH, I WENT TO SCHOOL HERE. 577 00:25:34,801 --> 00:25:37,241 -I WAS IN YOUR 10th GRADE CLASS. 578 00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:42,009 -YOU WERE IN MY 10th GRADE CLASS? 579 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:45,651 YOU DON'T LOOK A DAY OVER LIKE... 580 00:25:45,678 --> 00:25:48,208 POLLY PRISSY PANTS. 581 00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:50,347 -I NEVER LIKED THAT NICKNAME. 582 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:51,852 -YOU'RE DEAD. 583 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:55,054 YOU HAD THAT ACCIDENT... 584 00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:58,187 WITH A DONKEY. 585 00:25:58,224 --> 00:25:59,864 -[ SNORTS ] 586 00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:03,302 YES. THAT'S RIGHT. 587 00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:05,029 -ARE YOU A GHOST, TOO? 588 00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:08,074 -YES. AND [SIGHS] I'M HERE TO HELP YOU. 589 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:09,000 -CRAP. 590 00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:11,095 -IF THAT'S POSSIBLE. 591 00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:12,867 -NO, THANKS. 592 00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:15,635 -THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT CHRISTMAS FOR YOU AND YOUR KIDS. 593 00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:18,945 -YOU KNOW WHAT? CHRISTMAS-SCHMISHMAS. 594 00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:20,648 -COME ON. 595 00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:31,715 -TEARS OF JOY. 596 00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:34,958 -OH, I LOOK LIKE A BIG SWEET BUN. 597 00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:38,404 -[ CHUCKLES ] YOU LOOK LIKE ELIZABETH TAYLOR. 598 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:41,870 -WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE MARILYN MONROE. 599 00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:43,971 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. 600 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:49,035 SO, HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR LITTLE ONES TO SEE SANTA? 601 00:26:49,075 --> 00:26:52,775 -I DON'T TRUST NO MAN WHO WANTS TO GET DRESSED UP IN A COSTUME 602 00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:54,652 AND PUT LITTLE KIDS ON HIS LAP. 603 00:26:54,681 --> 00:26:57,121 RIGHT, CIND? 604 00:26:57,149 --> 00:26:59,819 -CINDY, I'LL BET SANTA CAME TO YOUR HOUSE 605 00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:02,252 AND BROUGHT YOU SOME BEAUTIFUL PRESENTS. 606 00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:04,688 -OUR TRAILER DON'T HAVE A CHIMNEY. 607 00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:06,234 -WELL, I DON'T KNOW, CIND. 608 00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:08,428 MAYBE SANTA MADE A MISTAKE, AND... 609 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:12,000 I THINK HE LEFT SOMETHING FOR YOU HERE AT THE SHOP. 610 00:27:12,031 --> 00:27:13,771 -THERE AIN'T NO CHIMNEY HERE, EITHER. 611 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,100 -GO ON. TAKE A LOOK. 612 00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:19,836 DIG AROUND. 613 00:27:22,775 --> 00:27:25,205 -THIS IS FOR ME! 614 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:29,019 [ GASPS ] 615 00:27:29,048 --> 00:27:31,318 -OH, MY GOODNESS. 616 00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:33,450 -HAIRDRESSER LIKE YOU NEEDS HER OWN KIT. 617 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:34,785 -THANK YOU, MAMA! 618 00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:36,691 -YOU'RE WELCOME, SUGAR. 619 00:27:36,723 --> 00:27:38,733 MERRY CHRISTMAS, LITTLE GIRL. 620 00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:42,058 -YOU GOT A GOOD MAMA, AND A WONDERFUL SANTA. 621 00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:43,904 -WANDA, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT'S GONNA BE? 622 00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:45,100 I BEEN WAITING HERE. 623 00:27:45,131 --> 00:27:46,871 -DORIS, IF I WOULD'VE KNOWN 624 00:27:46,899 --> 00:27:48,699 YOU WERE SO ALL-FIRE IN A HURRY TO GET YOUR HAIR DONE, 625 00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:50,695 I WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU TO, UH, LET CINDY DO IT. 626 00:27:50,737 --> 00:27:53,067 -OH, GOODNESS GRACIOUS. NOW, I DON'T KNOW. 627 00:27:53,105 --> 00:27:54,735 -SHE CAN DO IT. ISN'T THAT RIGHT? 628 00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:56,484 -YES, SHE CAN. AND YOU SHOULD TRUST ME 629 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,308 BECAUSE SHE'S AS GOOD AS HER MAMA, 630 00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:00,814 AND SHE MIGHT EVEN BE BETTER. NOW GET IN THE CAR. 631 00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:03,947 -OVER HERE. RIGHT HERE. 632 00:28:03,983 --> 00:28:06,023 -YOU WON'T REGRET IT. 633 00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:08,022 -YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE? 634 00:28:08,054 --> 00:28:09,724 -WHAT? 635 00:28:09,756 --> 00:28:11,316 A COUPLE MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN 636 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:14,357 THAT THINK A GOOD HAIRCUT'S GONNA MAKE THEIR CHRISTMAS? 637 00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:17,963 -I SEE A VERY HAPPY LITTLE GIRL ON CHRISTMAS MORNING. 638 00:28:17,997 --> 00:28:20,967 -OH, YEAH. JUST WHAT KIDS LOVE TO DO -- 639 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,900 SWEEP UP SPLIT ENDS AND WASH HAIR OUT OF THE PLUMBING. 640 00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:27,767 -I THINK THAT'S EXACTLY HOW YOU LIKED 641 00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:30,207 SPENDING YOUR CHRISTMAS MORNING. 642 00:28:30,242 --> 00:28:33,852 -NICE TRY, PRISSY PANTS. WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? 643 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,350 -COME ON. 644 00:28:36,916 --> 00:28:40,446 -WHAT KIND OF GOOD-FOR-NOTHING WASTE OF OXYGEN 645 00:28:40,486 --> 00:28:42,986 CAN'T EVEN COOK A DANG TURKEY?! 646 00:28:43,022 --> 00:28:45,492 AAH! IT'S HOT ON MY FOOT! [ BABBLING ] 647 00:28:45,524 --> 00:28:46,994 -WELL, NOW YOU HANG ON. 648 00:28:47,026 --> 00:28:48,186 -DAMN BROKEN FOOT! 649 00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:50,997 -THERE'S SOME GOOD MEAT IN THERE. 650 00:28:51,030 --> 00:28:53,500 -I'M GONNA SET THIS BIRD FREE! 651 00:28:53,532 --> 00:28:56,942 THIS BIRD'S GONNA FLY! 652 00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:02,208 -I THINK HE JUST GAVE US "THE BIRD." 653 00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,511 [ LAUGHS ] 654 00:29:04,543 --> 00:29:07,513 -THAT AIN'T FUNNY. 655 00:29:07,546 --> 00:29:10,046 -GET IN HE-- I DON'T CARE. GET IN. 656 00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:11,552 -YOU DON'T CARE. THAT'S RIGHT. 657 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:13,023 THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY. 658 00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:14,552 "I DON'T CARE"! "I DON'T CARE"! 659 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,786 -GET IN THE DANG HOUSE! -"I DON'T CARE"! 660 00:29:16,823 --> 00:29:18,223 -IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME! 661 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:19,987 -"I DON'T CARE." HOW MANY TIMES I HEARD THAT?! 662 00:29:20,026 --> 00:29:21,556 IT'S ALWAYS YOUR FAULT! 663 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,103 -LET'S GO IN. 664 00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:24,459 -WELL, IT AIN'T MY FAULT! 665 00:29:24,496 --> 00:29:26,126 -NOTHING'S YOUR FAULT! 666 00:29:26,165 --> 00:29:28,265 -YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THESE EASY OVENS, ROSS! 667 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:29,470 THEY ARE VERY COMPLICATED! 668 00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:30,841 -COMPLICATED? 669 00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:32,470 ARE YOU CALLING ME A DUMMY? 670 00:29:32,504 --> 00:29:35,984 -YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A DUMMY, AND YOU ARE RUINING CHRISTMAS. 671 00:29:36,008 --> 00:29:38,178 -NO! I AIN'T NO DUMMY. 672 00:29:38,210 --> 00:29:39,850 -OH, YOU ARE A DUMMY. 673 00:29:39,879 --> 00:29:43,449 YOU ARE A D-U-M-M-APOSTROPHE-Y -- DUMMY. 674 00:29:43,482 --> 00:29:45,322 DUMMY, DUMMY, DUMMY! 675 00:29:45,351 --> 00:29:47,351 -I AM NOT A DUMMY, AND I WILL RUIN CHRISTMAS! 676 00:29:47,386 --> 00:29:49,156 I WILL RUIN CHRISTMAS! 677 00:29:49,188 --> 00:29:50,518 -OH, ROSS! FOR GOD'S SAKE! 678 00:29:50,556 --> 00:29:53,926 PUT THE TREE DOWN. PUT THE DANG TREE DOWN. 679 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,560 YOU ARE RUINING IT. 680 00:29:55,594 --> 00:29:59,334 YOU ARE RUINING EVERYTHING, AND YOU'RE SCARING THE KIDS. 681 00:29:59,365 --> 00:30:01,225 [ CRASHING ] OH. 682 00:30:01,267 --> 00:30:03,597 -[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 683 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,065 -WELL... 684 00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:07,044 YOU WANT TO OPEN SOME PRESENTS, KIDS? 685 00:30:07,073 --> 00:30:08,473 ROSS, DID YOU GET THE PRESENTS? 686 00:30:08,507 --> 00:30:11,437 -I DIDN'T BUY NOBODY NO PRESENTS. 687 00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:17,477 I SPENT OUR MONEY ON A SWEET CHEVELLE FOR ME. 688 00:30:17,516 --> 00:30:20,016 AND I'M GONNA GET MY BEHIND 689 00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:23,592 THE HECK OUT OF LOSERVILLE! 690 00:30:25,892 --> 00:30:27,932 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 691 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,560 -YOU RUINED THE TREE. 692 00:30:29,595 --> 00:30:32,325 -YOU WANT A DANG CHRISTMAS TREE? 693 00:30:32,364 --> 00:30:34,104 YOU GOT A DANG CHRISTMAS TREE. 694 00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:36,543 [ SPRAY PAINT CAN RATTLES ] 695 00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:40,235 -OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 696 00:30:40,272 --> 00:30:41,612 -HOW YOU LIKING IT SO FAR?! 697 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,380 I THINK IT'S PRETTY DANG GOOD MYSELF! 698 00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:49,275 THERE. YOU GOT A TREE THAT AIN'T GOING NOWHERE, 699 00:30:49,315 --> 00:30:51,175 JUST LIKE THE REST OF THESE LOSERS 700 00:30:51,217 --> 00:30:52,447 IN THIS DANG TRAILER PARK. 701 00:30:52,484 --> 00:30:55,254 ME? [ CHUCKLES ] 702 00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:57,057 I'M FREE AS A BIRD. 703 00:30:57,089 --> 00:30:59,289 AND I'M GONNA FLY, BROKEN FOOT AND ALL! 704 00:30:59,325 --> 00:31:01,325 BOBBY. 705 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,460 I WANT YOU TO TAKE OF YOUR SISTER AND YOUR MAMA. 706 00:31:03,495 --> 00:31:06,295 BECAUSE YOU'RE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE NOW. 707 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,470 I'M FLYING! 708 00:31:20,179 --> 00:31:23,319 [ CAR DOOR CLOSES, ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 709 00:31:23,349 --> 00:31:25,349 -AHH. 710 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:27,194 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 711 00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:29,319 GO ON. 712 00:31:29,355 --> 00:31:32,015 -YOU OKAY? 713 00:31:32,058 --> 00:31:33,658 -OH, SORRY -- IS THIS THE PART 714 00:31:33,692 --> 00:31:36,932 WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO CRY AND FEEL ALL EMPTY INSIDE? 715 00:31:36,963 --> 00:31:39,073 -OH, I-I'M NOT HERE TO TELL YOU 716 00:31:39,098 --> 00:31:41,268 HOW TO FEEL OR WHAT TO DO, CINDY. 717 00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:43,140 -MM. YOU COULD'VE FOOLED ME. 718 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:52,711 -* NOEL, NOEL 719 00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:56,184 * NOEL, NOEL 720 00:31:56,215 --> 00:31:59,545 -JUST YOU AND ME FOR CHRISTMAS TODAY, HARLEY. 721 00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:02,515 -WHAT A CUTE BABY HARLEY WAS. 722 00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:05,464 -GRANDMA'S NAPPING, AND YOUR MOM WILL BE HOME SOON. 723 00:32:05,491 --> 00:32:07,131 [ BABY CRYING ] 724 00:32:07,159 --> 00:32:08,359 -WAIT -- I DON'T REMEMBER THIS CHRISTMAS. 725 00:32:08,394 --> 00:32:09,704 WHERE WAS I? 726 00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:11,698 -I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK. 727 00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:14,300 -DO IT, TWINKIE! COME ON! DO IT AGAIN! 728 00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:16,273 COME ON, TWINKIE! DO IT! DO IT! 729 00:32:16,302 --> 00:32:18,072 [ ALL CHEERING ] 730 00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:21,444 YEAH, TWINKIE! YEAH! 731 00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:23,543 -I'M STARTING TO FEEL A LITTLE LOOSE. 732 00:32:23,575 --> 00:32:26,275 -COME ON, TWINKIE! COME ON! 733 00:32:26,312 --> 00:32:29,022 DO IT! COME ON! 734 00:32:29,048 --> 00:32:31,278 DO IT, TWINKIE! DO IT! 735 00:32:31,317 --> 00:32:33,447 [ CROWD CHEERS ] 736 00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:34,745 -ALL RIGHT. 737 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:37,516 FINALLY YOU TAKE ME SOMEWHERE GOOD. 738 00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:40,986 -* JOYFUL, ALL YE NATIONS RISE 739 00:32:41,027 --> 00:32:44,297 * JOIN THE TRIUMPH OF THE SKIES * 740 00:32:44,330 --> 00:32:46,530 -HERE. DRINK. 741 00:32:46,565 --> 00:32:49,195 -NO, THANK YOU. I DON'T DRINK. 742 00:32:49,235 --> 00:32:50,395 -YOU DON'T DRINK?! 743 00:32:50,436 --> 00:32:53,206 EVERYBODY DRINKS. LOOK. 744 00:32:53,239 --> 00:32:56,639 HOW DO YOU THINK, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ARE GONNA... 745 00:32:56,675 --> 00:32:58,605 GET TOGETHER? 746 00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:00,014 -[ SCOFFS ] 747 00:33:00,046 --> 00:33:01,376 -OH, GOD. 748 00:33:01,413 --> 00:33:03,053 DON'T TELL ME YOU HAVEN'T DONE THAT, EITHER. 749 00:33:03,082 --> 00:33:05,082 -LET'S JUST DROP IT. 750 00:33:05,117 --> 00:33:09,657 -NO. UNH-UNH. HOW ARE OLD ARE YOU -- LIKE 16? 751 00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:11,658 -17. 752 00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:13,090 -17? 753 00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:14,555 OKAY, YOU NEED TO LOOSEN UP. 754 00:33:14,593 --> 00:33:17,733 I HAD MY FIRST BABY AT 15. DRINK NOW. 755 00:33:17,763 --> 00:33:19,733 -BUT THERE ARE RULES. 756 00:33:19,765 --> 00:33:22,625 -RULES-SCHMOOLS. IT'S A FLIPPING PARTY. LOOK. 757 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:27,168 -* VEILED IN FLESH, THE GODHEAD SEE * 758 00:33:27,206 --> 00:33:28,406 -[ HICCUPS ] 759 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:29,640 -[ SNORTS ] 760 00:33:29,675 --> 00:33:32,475 -THAT WASN'T SO BAD! [ GIGGLES ] 761 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:34,651 I KIND OF LIKED IT. 762 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,220 -WELL, BREAKING THE RULES 763 00:33:36,248 --> 00:33:38,448 IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN NOT BREAKING THE RULES. 764 00:33:38,484 --> 00:33:39,694 -MMM. 765 00:33:39,718 --> 00:33:43,058 -* HARK THE HERALD ANGELS SING 766 00:33:43,089 --> 00:33:44,489 -HEY! 767 00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:45,693 WHAT? COME HERE. 768 00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:50,404 -OH! YEAH! YEAH! OH! 769 00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:53,429 -YOU KNOW, I DON'T REMEMBER JAKE BEING SO ROMANTIC, 770 00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:55,195 'CAUSE I LOVE TO BE ROMANCED. 771 00:33:55,234 --> 00:33:57,304 -ARE YOU LOVING MY LOVING? 772 00:33:57,336 --> 00:33:59,166 MM. 773 00:33:59,205 --> 00:34:01,105 -BUT WAIT. BUT DO YOU HAVE A CONDOM? 774 00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:03,210 -THAT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN TWICE. 775 00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:05,782 -[ SCOFFS ] RANDY. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. 776 00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:09,381 -WHAT ABOUT JAKE -- THE FATHER OF YOUR SON, 777 00:34:09,415 --> 00:34:10,845 THE GUY WHOSE ROOM YOU'RE IN? 778 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:13,522 -DANG. JAKE AIN'T NOTHING BUT A PAINTBALLER -- 779 00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:15,792 NO FUTURE AND CURRENTLY DEAD, BY THE WAY. 780 00:34:15,821 --> 00:34:18,361 KIND OF SAD, THOUGH. HE DIDN'T SHOOT BLANKS. 781 00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:21,860 -[ GASPS ] YOU'RE USELESS! 782 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:24,603 -GEEZ, I WAS JUST HAVING FUN. 783 00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:26,370 I'M GONNA GET A REFILL. 784 00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:32,402 [ DOOR CREAKS ] 785 00:34:32,438 --> 00:34:34,808 -YOU GUYS SEEN RANDY? 786 00:34:37,209 --> 00:34:38,409 [ TOILET FLUSHING ] 787 00:34:38,444 --> 00:34:40,414 EXCUSE ME. 788 00:34:40,446 --> 00:34:42,306 OH, MY GOD! 789 00:34:42,348 --> 00:34:44,148 OHH! WHAT IS THAT? 790 00:34:44,183 --> 00:34:47,723 -IT'S PIZZA WITH A HINT OF HARD-BOILED EGG. 791 00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:49,393 -THAT'S DISGUSTING. 792 00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:51,721 -I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO BE GROSSED OUT 793 00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:53,857 OR HUNGRY AGAIN. 794 00:34:53,892 --> 00:34:55,592 -OKAY, YOU HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS. 795 00:34:55,627 --> 00:34:56,857 LOOK, HAVE YOU SEEN RANDY? 796 00:34:56,895 --> 00:34:58,595 ME AND HIM ARE SUPPOSED TO HOOK UP. 797 00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:01,230 -NO. 798 00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:03,597 -HAVE YOU SEEN RANDY? 799 00:35:03,635 --> 00:35:07,165 -EXCUSE ME. 800 00:35:07,206 --> 00:35:09,376 Y-YOU CAN SEE ME? 801 00:35:09,408 --> 00:35:10,808 -WELL, YES. 802 00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:12,482 IF YOU'RE STANDING RIGHT THERE, I CAN SEE YOU. 803 00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:15,581 -WHAT? NO. NO. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? 804 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:18,324 -HAVE YOU SEEN HIM OR NOT? 805 00:35:18,350 --> 00:35:22,290 -I, UM -- NO, I HAVEN'T. 806 00:35:22,321 --> 00:35:25,821 -HAVE ANOTHER DRINK, WHY DON'T YOU? 807 00:35:25,857 --> 00:35:28,857 -I THINK I WILL. 808 00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:32,202 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 809 00:35:32,231 --> 00:35:33,671 -RANDY? 810 00:35:33,699 --> 00:35:34,669 -PAM. 811 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:35,730 -RANDY? 812 00:35:35,767 --> 00:35:37,337 RANDY? 813 00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:43,236 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] 814 00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:44,935 -COME WITH ME AND PARTY! 815 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:46,876 -* ON THE 12th DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME * 816 00:35:46,912 --> 00:35:49,222 * 12 DRUMMERS DRUMMING, 11 PIPERS PIPING * 817 00:35:49,248 --> 00:35:51,348 * 10 LORDS A-LEAPING, 9 LADIES DANCING * 818 00:35:51,383 --> 00:35:53,223 * 8 MAIDS A-MILKING, 7 SWANS A-SWIMMING * 819 00:35:53,252 --> 00:35:59,232 * 6 GEESE A-LAYING, 5 GOLDEN RINGS * 820 00:35:59,258 --> 00:36:01,528 * 4 CALLING BIRDS, 3 FRENCH HENS * 821 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:02,830 * 2 TURTLEDOVES 822 00:36:02,861 --> 00:36:08,401 * AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE * 823 00:36:08,434 --> 00:36:10,274 -MM. 824 00:36:10,302 --> 00:36:12,372 -I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND. 825 00:36:12,404 --> 00:36:13,674 -OH, HEY, PAMMY. 826 00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:14,665 UH, WE WAS JUST LOOKING FOR YOU. 827 00:36:14,706 --> 00:36:16,306 -YEAH, LOOKS LIKE IT. 828 00:36:16,342 --> 00:36:18,242 -PAM, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? -THANKS A LOT, CIND. 829 00:36:18,277 --> 00:36:20,407 I MEAN, HAVING JAKE AND A BABY ISN'T ENOUGH? 830 00:36:20,446 --> 00:36:22,406 YOU JUST GOT TO HAVE IT ALL, DON'T YOU? 831 00:36:22,448 --> 00:36:24,818 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? YOU JUST -- YOU SUCK AS A FRIEND 832 00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:26,550 A-AND AS A MOTHER AND -- 833 00:36:26,585 --> 00:36:28,615 AND -- AND -- WELL, YOU JUST -- YOU PLAIN SUCK! AH! 834 00:36:32,324 --> 00:36:33,594 -THAT WAS KIND OF HARSH. 835 00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:34,825 -EW. 836 00:36:40,399 --> 00:36:43,899 -[ COUGHS, GAGS ] 837 00:36:43,935 --> 00:36:45,935 -OH, WOW. YOU HAD EGGS, TOO. 838 00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:49,781 -GET AWAY FROM ME. I WANT TO BE ALONE. 839 00:36:49,808 --> 00:36:51,538 -OKAY. 840 00:36:51,577 --> 00:36:55,647 -I'M GONNA BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE. 841 00:36:55,681 --> 00:36:58,021 I SUCK AT BEING A GHOST! 842 00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,689 [ CRYING ] 843 00:37:02,421 --> 00:37:05,491 -HEY, CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE? THIS PARTY BLOWS. 844 00:37:05,524 --> 00:37:07,794 -YOU, CINDY WEGMAN, 845 00:37:07,826 --> 00:37:11,356 ARE A BAD, BAD PERSON. 846 00:37:11,397 --> 00:37:13,397 -WHAT? I DIDN'T DO NOTHING. 847 00:37:13,432 --> 00:37:16,302 -I WAS SUPPOSED TO TEACH YOU SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF, 848 00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:18,035 AND I FAILED! 849 00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:20,669 -[ SCOFFS ] HEY, EVERYBODY FAILS, OKAY? 850 00:37:20,706 --> 00:37:22,466 THAT'S LIFE. 851 00:37:22,508 --> 00:37:24,838 -YOU DIDN'T LEARN POOP FROM ME! 852 00:37:24,876 --> 00:37:26,606 YOU'RE HOPELESS! 853 00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:29,845 OHH. OH, GOD. I NEED A BATHROOM. 854 00:37:34,953 --> 00:37:36,893 -I DIDN'T DO NOTHING. EVERYBODY FAILS. 855 00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:38,622 -MOM, COME ON. WAKE UP, MOM. 856 00:37:38,657 --> 00:37:40,287 -WHAT? 857 00:37:40,326 --> 00:37:41,626 -MOM, THERE'S SOMEONE HERE -- -HARLEY? 858 00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:44,600 LOOK AT YOU ALL GROWN UP. 859 00:37:44,630 --> 00:37:45,900 -MOM? 860 00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:47,331 -HI. 861 00:37:47,366 --> 00:37:48,626 WHOA. 862 00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:49,967 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 863 00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:52,871 WHOA. I NEED TO SLOW MY ROLL. 864 00:37:52,904 --> 00:37:54,744 I WAS JUST DREAMING UP A STORM LAST NIGHT. 865 00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:56,643 -THERE'S SOMEONE HERE FROM SOCIAL SERVICES. 866 00:37:56,675 --> 00:37:59,005 YOU GOT TO TALK TO HER AND MAKE HER THINK YOU'RE A FIT MOTHER. 867 00:37:59,044 --> 00:38:01,914 -A FIT MOTHER? YOU DON'T THINK I'M A FIT MOTHER? 868 00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:03,717 -WELL... -COME HERE. 869 00:38:03,749 --> 00:38:05,749 I KNOW I MIGHT NOT ALWAYS ACT RIGHT, 870 00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:07,824 BUT YOU KNOW I'M ALWAYS GONNA BE THERE 871 00:38:07,853 --> 00:38:09,493 FOR YOU NO MATTER WHAT, RIGHT? 872 00:38:09,521 --> 00:38:11,091 -RIGHT. 873 00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:14,692 JUST...HERE. LOOK. [ SIGHS ] 874 00:38:14,726 --> 00:38:16,356 HERE. PUT THIS ON. 875 00:38:16,395 --> 00:38:19,595 -GEEZ. [ SIGHS ] 876 00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:20,871 -COME ON. 877 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,871 -HELLO? HELLO? WHO'S THERE? 878 00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:27,043 [ GUN POPS, THUD, BABY COOS ] 879 00:38:27,072 --> 00:38:29,442 -DECORATING. 880 00:38:29,475 --> 00:38:31,005 -[ SNIFFS ] 881 00:38:31,042 --> 00:38:32,482 [ GUN COCKS ] 882 00:38:32,511 --> 00:38:34,851 -NICE SHOT, LITTLE MAN! 883 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,580 -[ LAUGHS ] 884 00:38:36,615 --> 00:38:37,975 -SO SORRY ABOUT THE MESS, 885 00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:40,116 BUT WE WERE NOT EXPECTING COMPANY. 886 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:41,691 -AMANDA JONES, 887 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:44,120 DEPARTMENT OF CHILDREN AND FAMILY SERVICES. 888 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:46,015 QUITE A PLACE YOU HAVE HERE. 889 00:38:46,057 --> 00:38:48,557 DO YOU MIND IF I LOOK AROUND? 890 00:38:48,594 --> 00:38:49,804 -OH, ABSOLUTELY NOT. 891 00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:52,098 PLEASE, MRS. JONES, HAVE A LOOK-SEE. 892 00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:55,000 [ DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE ] 893 00:38:58,637 --> 00:39:00,607 -YEP. THAT RIGHT THERE IS PURE GOLD. 894 00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:03,609 THAT'S A REAL LOCK OF CONSTANTINE'S HAIR -- 895 00:39:03,642 --> 00:39:04,882 THE LEAD SINGER. 896 00:39:04,910 --> 00:39:06,750 GOD REST HIS SOUL. 897 00:39:06,778 --> 00:39:09,418 YEAH, I PROBABLY WOULD'VE SOLD YOU ONE NIGHT, HARLEY, 898 00:39:09,448 --> 00:39:10,878 JUST TO BE WITH HIM, HMM? 899 00:39:10,916 --> 00:39:13,486 Why is she jotting that down? 900 00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:17,724 -[ SIGHS ] 901 00:39:17,756 --> 00:39:19,156 -WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 902 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,830 -TO TALK WITH TIM IN TOWN. 903 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:22,029 -WHAT? NOW? 904 00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:23,160 -YEAH, I PROMISED UNCLE BOB. 905 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:25,004 -I'LL DRIVE YOU. 906 00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:26,870 -MOM, I TOLD UNCLE BOB -- -I DON'T CARE. 907 00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:29,768 Please don't leave me alone here with her. 908 00:39:29,801 --> 00:39:32,501 -THESE BULLIES ARE HASSLING TIM AGAIN, 909 00:39:32,538 --> 00:39:34,508 AND JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE HAD HIM KICK THEM IN THE NUTS. 910 00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:35,870 -WELL, THAT'S NOT MY FAULT! 911 00:39:35,907 --> 00:39:38,577 IT'S HIS DINGDONG HAIRCUT AND HIS SILLY EYEGLASSES 912 00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:40,410 THAT MAKE HIM GET IN TROUBLE! 913 00:39:40,446 --> 00:39:42,506 -MOM! -OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 914 00:39:42,548 --> 00:39:43,948 COME ON. 915 00:39:43,982 --> 00:39:46,492 I'M YOUR MOTHER, AND YOU'RE STAYING RIGHT HERE. 916 00:39:46,518 --> 00:39:48,018 DAMN KIDS! -DANG KIDS. 917 00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:49,923 -DA-- DANG KIDS. [ CHUCKLES ] 918 00:39:49,955 --> 00:39:51,585 YEAH, THEY'RE ALWAYS LISTENING 919 00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:53,663 TO THEIR FRIENDS AND NOT THEIR PARENT. 920 00:39:53,692 --> 00:39:56,092 -IT, UM, APPEARS THE ONLY ITEMS 921 00:39:56,127 --> 00:39:58,427 YOU HAVE IN YOUR REFRIGERATOR 922 00:39:58,464 --> 00:40:02,004 ARE TWO CANS OF CHEESE-PLEASE AND A LITER OF POP? 923 00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:04,043 -YEAH, IT'S -- IT'S GROCERY DAY. 924 00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:05,969 -IT'S GROCERY DAY! IT'S GROCERY DAY. 925 00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:07,174 LOOK, I KNOW THESE KIDS. 926 00:40:07,205 --> 00:40:08,865 THEY -- THEY EAT A FULL BALANCED DIET 927 00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:10,877 'CAUSE THEY'RE STILL GROWING AND CRAP, SO... 928 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:13,139 -OH. SO YOU DO HAVE A JOB? 929 00:40:13,178 --> 00:40:15,478 -NO! WORKING'S FOR SUCKERS! 930 00:40:15,514 --> 00:40:16,654 -[ CHUCKLES ] -SKOAL! 931 00:40:16,682 --> 00:40:18,052 -I'M, ACTUALLY -- UM, 932 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:20,653 I'M, LIKE, IN THIS TRANSITIONAL PHASE RIGHT NOW. 933 00:40:20,686 --> 00:40:23,686 -I'VE SEEN ENOUGH. 934 00:40:23,722 --> 00:40:27,132 [ DOOR CREAKS ] 935 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,660 UH, WHO IS SHE? 936 00:40:30,696 --> 00:40:32,056 I-I DON'T HAVE HER ON MY LIST. 937 00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:33,967 -OH. UM, SHE AIN'T REALLY MINE. 938 00:40:33,999 --> 00:40:36,499 SEE, HER DADDY IS MY FRIEND WITH BENEFITS. 939 00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:38,765 SO SHE JUST COMES AROUND HERE SOMETIMES. 940 00:40:38,804 --> 00:40:41,644 -RIGHT. HMM. WELL, IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE. 941 00:40:41,673 --> 00:40:44,713 -OH. THANK YOU. SO, WE COOL HERE? 942 00:40:44,743 --> 00:40:45,943 -BASED ON MY EVALUATION, 943 00:40:45,977 --> 00:40:47,947 YOU DON'T MEET THE MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS 944 00:40:47,979 --> 00:40:49,779 FOR THE DEPARTMENT OF CHILD CARE. 945 00:40:49,815 --> 00:40:51,015 -WHAT? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 946 00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:52,849 -WE'LL BE IN TOUCH. 947 00:40:52,884 --> 00:40:54,054 -LET ME SEE THAT. 948 00:40:54,085 --> 00:40:56,685 -THAT IS CONFIDENTIAL! 949 00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,729 -YOU STILL GOT TO TAKE ME TO TOWN. 950 00:41:00,759 --> 00:41:03,829 -NO, I CAN'T GO DRESSED LIKE THIS. GET IN THERE. 951 00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:05,932 [ CAR ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 952 00:41:14,606 --> 00:41:16,836 -CINDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 953 00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:19,175 -DON'T YOU "CINDY" ME, YOU BACK-STABBING SON OF A BITCH! 954 00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:20,280 -LANGUAGE! 955 00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:21,551 -OR WAS IT YOU, MARGE? 956 00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:23,150 -WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT? 957 00:41:23,181 --> 00:41:24,921 -WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?! 958 00:41:24,950 --> 00:41:27,020 YOUR LARD OF A WIFE CALLED THE GOVERNMENT PEOPLE ON ME 959 00:41:27,052 --> 00:41:28,552 TO TAKE MY KIDS AWAY! 960 00:41:28,587 --> 00:41:32,087 -I AM BIG-BONED, AND THAT IS THE WAY GOD MADE ME. 961 00:41:32,123 --> 00:41:36,133 -MARJORIE? -I WAS DOING MY CIVIC DUTY. 962 00:41:36,161 --> 00:41:40,131 -THE KIDS COULD USE A LITTLE MORE STABILITY, CIND. 963 00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:41,895 -OH. WHAT KIND OF A PERSON 964 00:41:41,933 --> 00:41:44,303 DOESN'T WANT THEIR OWN MOTHER TO BE WITH THEIR KIDS?! 965 00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:46,935 -CINDY, YOU DON'T DESERVE THOSE KIDS. 966 00:41:46,972 --> 00:41:49,942 YOU NEED TO TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK AT YOURSELF. 967 00:41:49,975 --> 00:41:52,835 YOU RELY ON EVERYBODY TO DO THINGS FOR YOU. 968 00:41:52,878 --> 00:41:54,708 YOU KNOW, YOUR KIDS DON'T EVEN EXPECT 969 00:41:54,746 --> 00:41:56,546 CHRISTMAS PRESENTS THIS YEAR FROM YOU 970 00:41:56,582 --> 00:41:58,652 BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT, IF YOU HAD ONE CENT, 971 00:41:58,684 --> 00:42:00,294 YOU'D SPEND IT ON YOURSELF, 972 00:42:00,318 --> 00:42:02,618 OR YOU'D PUT IT IN SOME STUPID SCHEME THAT DOESN'T PAY OFF. 973 00:42:02,654 --> 00:42:05,324 AND ON TOP OF THAT, MY LITTLE TIMMY HAS A BLACK EYE 974 00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:07,656 FOR THE CHRISTMAS PORTRAIT THIS YEAR 975 00:42:07,693 --> 00:42:10,163 BECAUSE HARLEY WAS TOO BUSY SAVING YOUR BUTT, 976 00:42:10,195 --> 00:42:12,325 INSTEAD OF WALKING HIM HOME FROM TOWN. 977 00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:13,803 AND I'M SORRY I SAID "BUTT." 978 00:42:13,832 --> 00:42:15,672 OKAY? DON'T SAY THAT. MOMMY IS MAD. 979 00:42:15,701 --> 00:42:17,971 -BOB! ARE YOU GONNA SAY ANYTHING?! 980 00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:23,169 -SHE DOES HAVE A POINT, CIND. 981 00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:25,308 -[ SCOFFS ] 982 00:42:25,343 --> 00:42:28,583 FINE. FINE. 983 00:42:28,614 --> 00:42:29,824 [ SIGHS ] YOU KNOW WHAT? 984 00:42:29,848 --> 00:42:31,718 I DON'T NEED ANY OF YOU GUYS, OKAY? 985 00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:34,990 AND, PEEPERS, I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT YOUR EYE. 986 00:42:37,956 --> 00:42:40,326 -IS AUNT CINDY MAD AT ME? 987 00:42:40,358 --> 00:42:42,328 [ DOOR SLAMS ] -IT'S OKAY, HONEY. 988 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:43,860 JUST -- JUST EAT. 989 00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:45,795 LET'S JUST WASH THE DAY OFF OF US, OKAY? 990 00:42:45,831 --> 00:42:47,071 NONE OF THIS HAPPENED. 991 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,170 [ SIREN WAILING ] 992 00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:05,224 -[ SIGHS ] 993 00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:07,050 HEY! 994 00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:08,285 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 995 00:43:08,319 --> 00:43:10,759 -OH, UH...NOTHING. 996 00:43:10,789 --> 00:43:14,159 I'M JUST -- UM, JUST, UH, CUTTING SCHOOL. 997 00:43:14,192 --> 00:43:15,992 -OH! 998 00:43:16,027 --> 00:43:17,227 WELL, YOU SEEN WAYNE? 999 00:43:17,262 --> 00:43:18,802 -NO. 1000 00:43:18,830 --> 00:43:21,000 WHY -- WHY WOULD I HAVE SEEN WAYNE? 1001 00:43:21,032 --> 00:43:23,032 -'CAUSE HE WORKS HERE. 1002 00:43:23,068 --> 00:43:25,098 -WELL, UM...YEAH. 1003 00:43:25,136 --> 00:43:27,636 NO, I...I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM. 1004 00:43:27,673 --> 00:43:28,873 -OKAY. COOL. 1005 00:43:30,976 --> 00:43:34,976 THERE YOU ARE, MY LITTLE WORKER BEE. 1006 00:43:35,013 --> 00:43:36,083 -HEY, BABY. 1007 00:43:36,114 --> 00:43:37,084 -HI. 1008 00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:38,375 HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, 1009 00:43:38,416 --> 00:43:40,686 BUT I CHARGED A FEW THINGS ON YOUR ACCOUNT. 1010 00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:42,819 -[ SIGHS ] 1011 00:43:42,854 --> 00:43:45,164 HEY, WINK. CAN I HAVE A SEC? 1012 00:43:45,190 --> 00:43:47,230 -YEAH. 1013 00:43:47,258 --> 00:43:49,158 -HI, WINK. 1014 00:43:49,194 --> 00:43:50,704 -HEY. [ CHUCKLES ] 1015 00:43:53,064 --> 00:43:54,304 Hit...and run. 1016 00:43:54,332 --> 00:43:56,372 -I DON'T KNOW, CIND. 1017 00:43:56,401 --> 00:43:58,741 WE GOT TO WATCH THE SPENDING. 1018 00:43:58,770 --> 00:44:01,110 AND THESE SCRATCHERS? 1019 00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:03,839 -WELL, WHAT IF WE WON, THOUGH? 1020 00:44:05,443 --> 00:44:07,183 -AND DONKEY SOAP? 1021 00:44:07,212 --> 00:44:10,182 -NO, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE REALLY GOOD FOR YOUR FACE. 1022 00:44:10,215 --> 00:44:12,715 CLEOPATRA USED IT. 1023 00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:15,751 WAYNE, YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE COLLEGE FUND TO FALL BACK ON. 1024 00:44:15,787 --> 00:44:17,917 [ CHUCKLES ] COME ON. 1025 00:44:17,956 --> 00:44:20,086 -MY MAMA AND DADDY SAVED UP THAT MONEY 1026 00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:22,925 SO I COULD HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF THE TRAILER PARK. 1027 00:44:22,961 --> 00:44:26,201 -WELL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE TRAILER PARK? 1028 00:44:26,231 --> 00:44:27,401 -NOTHING. 1029 00:44:27,432 --> 00:44:29,232 -DO YOU LOVE ME, OR DON'T YOU? 1030 00:44:29,267 --> 00:44:32,367 -OF COURSE I DO. THAT'S WHY I'M STILL HERE. 1031 00:44:32,403 --> 00:44:34,413 -WELL, IF YOU'RE STILL HERE, 1032 00:44:34,439 --> 00:44:37,339 THEN LET'S MAKE THE MOST OF IT, RIGHT? 1033 00:44:40,879 --> 00:44:43,349 CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR BEFORE YOU GET OFF? 1034 00:44:43,381 --> 00:44:45,021 -WHAT? 1035 00:44:45,050 --> 00:44:46,920 -[ SIGHS ] 1036 00:44:46,952 --> 00:44:50,022 APPARENTLY, THE KIDS SHOULD EAT MORE THAN JUST CHEEZ WHIZ. 1037 00:44:50,055 --> 00:44:52,915 CAN YOU PICK UP SOME FOOD? 1038 00:44:52,958 --> 00:44:56,028 THANK YOU. 1039 00:44:56,061 --> 00:44:58,261 YOU'RE THE BEST. 1040 00:45:00,899 --> 00:45:01,929 -[ SIGHS ] 1041 00:45:01,967 --> 00:45:03,767 [ DROPS CLIPBOARD ] 1042 00:45:13,478 --> 00:45:15,148 -[ GASPS ] 1043 00:45:17,348 --> 00:45:20,818 [ Chuckling ] OH, MY... 1044 00:45:20,852 --> 00:45:23,422 OH, MY ROCK GOODNESS! 1045 00:45:23,454 --> 00:45:28,134 [ HEROIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] 1046 00:45:28,159 --> 00:45:31,529 -[ Echoing ] I AM YOUR GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT. 1047 00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:33,102 -HI! 1048 00:45:33,131 --> 00:45:34,371 [ GIGGLES ] 1049 00:45:34,399 --> 00:45:36,169 -IT'S OKAY. 1050 00:45:36,201 --> 00:45:38,841 YOU CAN TOUCH. 1051 00:45:42,841 --> 00:45:45,181 -[ GASPS ] 1052 00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:48,380 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIED AT THE END OF YOUR CHRISTMAS VIDEO. 1053 00:45:48,413 --> 00:45:51,383 THAT MUST HAVE REALLY SUCKED. 1054 00:45:51,416 --> 00:45:52,976 -NO WORRIES. 1055 00:45:53,018 --> 00:45:55,148 EVEN THE LADIES UP THERE LOVE THE ROCK GODS. 1056 00:45:55,186 --> 00:45:56,446 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1057 00:45:56,487 --> 00:45:59,357 -YEAH. [ GIGGLES ] 1058 00:45:59,390 --> 00:46:01,790 -YOU'LL SEE WHEN YOU GET UP THERE... 1059 00:46:01,827 --> 00:46:04,297 WHICH IS GONNA BE PRETTY SOON. 1060 00:46:04,329 --> 00:46:06,299 -OH. 1061 00:46:06,331 --> 00:46:08,571 YEAH, YEAH. I HEARD. 1062 00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:10,999 WELL, YEAH, I AIN'T LIVING SO GOOD, 1063 00:46:11,036 --> 00:46:13,136 BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 1064 00:46:13,171 --> 00:46:14,541 -I'LL SHOW YOU. 1065 00:46:14,572 --> 00:46:15,872 -OKAY. 1066 00:46:15,907 --> 00:46:17,877 -LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED. 1067 00:46:17,909 --> 00:46:20,049 [ CHRISTMAS CAROL PLAYING ] 1068 00:46:20,078 --> 00:46:22,178 -WE'VE ALREADY DONE THIS ONE. 1069 00:46:22,213 --> 00:46:25,253 -THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY APPEAR. 1070 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:33,590 -WHAT A DOUBLE-CROSSER! PAM AND RANDY?! 1071 00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:36,834 HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE BACK IN TOWN TO SEE ME. 1072 00:46:36,862 --> 00:46:38,962 -LET'S JUST SEE HOW THIS PLAYS OUT. 1073 00:46:38,997 --> 00:46:40,297 -UGH. 1074 00:46:40,331 --> 00:46:42,171 -YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU A TOUR? 1075 00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,970 -I WANT A TOUR OF THE INSIDE. 1076 00:46:45,003 --> 00:46:47,343 -OH. HE DON'T NEED A DAMN TOUR. 1077 00:46:47,372 --> 00:46:49,512 HE'S BEEN HERE A MILLION TIMES. 1078 00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:52,410 -I'M NOT A PSYCHIC OR ANYTHING, BUT... 1079 00:46:52,443 --> 00:46:55,853 I DON'T THINK SHE'S GONNA GIVE HIM A TOUR -- 1080 00:46:55,881 --> 00:46:58,581 NOT OF THE HOUSE, ANYWAY. 1081 00:46:58,616 --> 00:47:01,116 -OKAY, I NEED A DRINK. 1082 00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:03,322 -CHRISTMAS TIME -- EVERYBODY NEEDS A DRINK. 1083 00:47:03,354 --> 00:47:04,594 I'LL TAKE A COOL ONE. 1084 00:47:04,622 --> 00:47:06,622 -HERE YOU GO. 1085 00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:08,287 -SALUD. 1086 00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:09,526 -I'M PISSED. 1087 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,030 -SALUD. 1088 00:47:11,062 --> 00:47:13,872 [ CROWD CHEERING ] 1089 00:47:13,899 --> 00:47:17,169 -* ON THE 12th DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME * 1090 00:47:17,202 --> 00:47:19,402 * 12 DRUMMERS DRUMMING, 11 PIPERS PIPING * 1091 00:47:19,437 --> 00:47:21,337 * 10 LORDS A-LEAPING, 9 LADIES DANCING * 1092 00:47:21,372 --> 00:47:23,012 -BRANDIE! 1093 00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:24,581 -* 7 SWANS A-SWIMMING, 6 GEESE A-LAYING * 1094 00:47:24,609 --> 00:47:29,049 * 5 GOLDEN RINGS 1095 00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,520 -THEY GROW UP SO FAST THESE DAYS, DON'T THEY? 1096 00:47:31,549 --> 00:47:32,979 -WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE? 1097 00:47:33,018 --> 00:47:34,388 -I WONDER WHERE SHE GETS IT. 1098 00:47:34,419 --> 00:47:38,319 -* AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE * 1099 00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:41,886 [ CHEERING CONTINUES ] 1100 00:47:48,199 --> 00:47:49,429 [ BOTH GIGGLING ] 1101 00:47:49,467 --> 00:47:50,537 -[ CLICKS TONGUE ] 1102 00:47:53,338 --> 00:47:54,508 [ LAUGHS ] 1103 00:47:54,539 --> 00:47:56,139 -HEY, I STILL GOT IT. 1104 00:47:56,174 --> 00:47:57,444 -[ CHUCKLES ] 1105 00:47:57,475 --> 00:48:00,105 -WE STILL GOT IT. 1106 00:48:00,145 --> 00:48:01,575 -YOU KNOW, I CANNOT BELIEVE 1107 00:48:01,612 --> 00:48:04,082 THAT DIRTY HO IS SLEEPING WITH MY MAN. 1108 00:48:04,115 --> 00:48:07,445 -[ CHUCKLES ] I THOUGHT WAYNE WAS YOUR MAN. 1109 00:48:07,485 --> 00:48:09,485 -THAT'S NOT THE POINT, OKAY? 1110 00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:13,020 DANG GHOSTS ARE SCREWING UP MY LIFE. 1111 00:48:14,325 --> 00:48:18,425 [ SCOFFS ] WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO? 1112 00:48:18,463 --> 00:48:20,533 THIS IS MY MAMA'S PLACE. 1113 00:48:20,565 --> 00:48:22,095 [ URINATING ] 1114 00:48:22,133 --> 00:48:23,633 HEY! LOSER! 1115 00:48:23,668 --> 00:48:26,198 GO DRAIN IT SOMEWHERE ELSE! 1116 00:48:27,638 --> 00:48:32,438 -SO YOU DO CARE A LITTLE BIT -- A VERY LITTLE BIT. 1117 00:48:32,477 --> 00:48:34,107 -WHAT? NO! 1118 00:48:34,145 --> 00:48:37,075 I DIDN'T ASK MY MAMA TO LEAVE ME THIS PLACE. 1119 00:48:37,115 --> 00:48:38,515 -SO WHY DIDN'T YOU SELL IT? 1120 00:48:38,549 --> 00:48:40,519 -'CAUSE. -'CAUSE WHY? 1121 00:48:40,551 --> 00:48:43,591 -'CAUSE I JUST DIDN'T, OKAY? 1122 00:48:45,456 --> 00:48:47,456 KIND OF MAKES ME THINK ABOUT MY MAMA SOMETIMES. 1123 00:48:47,492 --> 00:48:49,632 -WHAT'D YOU SAY? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU. 1124 00:48:49,660 --> 00:48:53,060 -I SAID IT KIND OF MAKES ME THINK ABOUT MY MAMA SOMETIMES -- 1125 00:48:53,098 --> 00:48:55,328 BIG, FAT, HAIRY DEAL. 1126 00:48:55,366 --> 00:48:57,636 -LET'S GO. 1127 00:48:57,668 --> 00:48:59,438 -OH, COME ON. 1128 00:48:59,470 --> 00:49:03,310 LIKE I DON'T SEE THIS [CHUCKLES] GUY ENOUGH EVERY DAY. 1129 00:49:03,341 --> 00:49:05,381 -ALL RIGHT. I GOT YOU. 1130 00:49:05,410 --> 00:49:08,310 YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING ADVENTUROUS AND SEXY, RIGHT? 1131 00:49:08,346 --> 00:49:13,576 I GOT YOU THIS SPORTY MODEL -- VERY POPULAR, TOP-OF-THE-LINE. 1132 00:49:13,618 --> 00:49:15,088 -IT IS A BEAUTIFUL MACHINE. 1133 00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:16,750 -OH, YEAH. 1134 00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:21,027 -BUT I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE FAMILY-ORIENTED. 1135 00:49:21,059 --> 00:49:23,159 -OH! GOT YOU! 1136 00:49:23,194 --> 00:49:25,334 LITTLE LADY PREGO, HUH? HUH? 1137 00:49:25,363 --> 00:49:27,073 -UH, NO. NO. -[ CHUCKLES ] 1138 00:49:27,098 --> 00:49:29,668 -BUT I HAVE PLENTY OF CASH FOR A DOWN PAYMENT, SO... 1139 00:49:29,700 --> 00:49:32,700 -OHH! WHAT AN IDIOT! 1140 00:49:32,737 --> 00:49:36,437 WHO TELLS A CAR SALESMAN THEY HAVE A POCKET FULL OF CASH? 1141 00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:38,344 -BUT DID YOU NOTICE 1142 00:49:38,376 --> 00:49:42,606 HE WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING "FAMILY-ORIENTED"? 1143 00:49:42,647 --> 00:49:45,547 [ INDISTINCT HAGGLING ] 1144 00:49:45,583 --> 00:49:48,093 DOES IT MATTER THAT YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM? 1145 00:49:48,119 --> 00:49:50,359 -YOU SAID IT -- CASH, TAX. 1146 00:49:50,388 --> 00:49:52,158 -OKAY, NEXT. 1147 00:49:52,190 --> 00:49:55,230 -IS THAT ALL YOU GOT TO SAY? 1148 00:49:56,627 --> 00:49:59,297 -SHE IS A GROWN WOMAN. SHE'S NOT A CHILD. 1149 00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:01,500 TIMMY, ON THE OTHER HAND, IS YOUR CHILD. 1150 00:50:01,532 --> 00:50:03,202 -BUT SHE IS MY SISTER. 1151 00:50:03,234 --> 00:50:04,644 -I KNOW YOU DON'T UNDERS-- 1152 00:50:04,669 --> 00:50:08,109 -OH! I DON'T WHAT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND? 1153 00:50:08,139 --> 00:50:09,739 I HAVE SIBLINGS, TOO, BUT THEY'RE ADULTS, 1154 00:50:09,774 --> 00:50:11,284 AND THEY CAN TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES. 1155 00:50:11,309 --> 00:50:12,539 -WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 1156 00:50:12,577 --> 00:50:14,507 -SHE HAS TO FAIL. SHE HAS TO LEARN TO FAIL. 1157 00:50:14,545 --> 00:50:17,245 -I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S GETTING TO HIM. 1158 00:50:17,282 --> 00:50:20,252 -BUT CHRISTMAS WILL NOT BE THE SAME WITHOUT THEM! 1159 00:50:20,285 --> 00:50:22,345 -NO, IT WON'T. NO, IT WON'T. 1160 00:50:22,387 --> 00:50:24,587 WE WON'T HAVE TO WATCH A PICNIC FULL OF PEOPLE 1161 00:50:24,622 --> 00:50:26,792 EATING ROAST BEEF AND GRAVY WITH THEIR FINGERS 1162 00:50:26,824 --> 00:50:28,734 AND THEN TAKING THE BOTTOM OF THEIR SHIRTS 1163 00:50:28,759 --> 00:50:30,229 AND WIPING THEIR MOUTHS. 1164 00:50:30,261 --> 00:50:31,631 AND THEN TO TOP IT ALL OFF, 1165 00:50:31,662 --> 00:50:33,632 THE BURPING AND THE FARTING THAT HAPPENS -- 1166 00:50:33,664 --> 00:50:35,704 IT MAKES THE DOG WALK AWAY, IT'S SO DISGUSTING! 1167 00:50:35,733 --> 00:50:37,343 -OKAY, OKAY. 1168 00:50:37,368 --> 00:50:39,638 LAST YEAR WAS PRETTY BAD -- I ADMIT IT. 1169 00:50:39,670 --> 00:50:41,670 -YES, IT WAS PRETTY BAD. 1170 00:50:41,706 --> 00:50:43,736 IT WAS A WHITE TRASH CHRISTMAS. 1171 00:50:43,774 --> 00:50:45,144 I HATE SAYING THAT, 1172 00:50:45,176 --> 00:50:46,806 BUT IT WAS A WHITE TRASH CHRISTMAS, 1173 00:50:46,844 --> 00:50:49,214 AND I AM NOT HAVING THAT AGAIN THIS YEAR. 1174 00:50:49,247 --> 00:50:52,147 -OKAY, SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE THEM HERE? 1175 00:50:52,183 --> 00:50:54,153 -I AM SAYING THAT, BOB. 1176 00:50:54,185 --> 00:50:56,815 I AM SAYING THAT. LOOK AT THIS. HUH? 1177 00:50:56,854 --> 00:50:58,364 -UGH. 1178 00:50:58,389 --> 00:51:00,329 -THAT IS A SYMBOL OF STATUS 1179 00:51:00,358 --> 00:51:02,328 AND ACHIEVEMENT AND CLASS -- 1180 00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:06,130 SOMETHING YOUR SISTER WILL NEVER KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT. 1181 00:51:06,164 --> 00:51:09,104 AND IF SHE WAS SMART -- AND WE KNOW SHE'S NOT -- 1182 00:51:09,134 --> 00:51:11,844 SHE WOULD TAKE THAT STUPID HAMMERED GOLD RECORD 1183 00:51:11,869 --> 00:51:14,809 AND SELL IT AND SIGN THE BEAUTY SHOP OVER TO US. 1184 00:51:14,839 --> 00:51:18,109 -"STUPID RECORD'S" UNCALLED FOR. 1185 00:51:18,143 --> 00:51:19,783 -OKAY, I CANNOT DO THIS ANYMORE. 1186 00:51:19,810 --> 00:51:21,180 I CANNOT DO THIS ANYMORE. 1187 00:51:21,212 --> 00:51:22,382 -WHAT?! HONEY! WHAT?! 1188 00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:23,583 -I'VE HAD IT. 1189 00:51:23,614 --> 00:51:24,784 -WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 1190 00:51:24,815 --> 00:51:27,115 -LOOK, WE NEED YOU. 1191 00:51:27,152 --> 00:51:29,252 BUT WE NEED 100% OF YOU. 1192 00:51:29,287 --> 00:51:30,457 -YOU'VE GOT IT! 1193 00:51:30,488 --> 00:51:31,658 -NO, WE DON'T. 1194 00:51:31,689 --> 00:51:33,659 -BABY, PLEASE, DON'T -- -COME ON. 1195 00:51:33,691 --> 00:51:35,431 -DON'T GO. I'M -- I'M BEGGING YOU. 1196 00:51:35,460 --> 00:51:37,230 -LOOKS LIKE HE LOVES HER TO ME. 1197 00:51:37,262 --> 00:51:39,302 -[ SIGHS ] THAT IS PATHETIC, BOB! 1198 00:51:39,330 --> 00:51:42,300 -WE'RE GONNA GO STAY WITH MY PARENTS FOR A WHILE. 1199 00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:44,573 -IT'S CHRISTMAS. 1200 00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:45,802 -THAT IS SO WRONG. 1201 00:51:45,836 --> 00:51:47,706 SHE KNOWS HOW BAD BOBBY FELT 1202 00:51:47,738 --> 00:51:50,338 WHEN OUR DADDY LEFT US ON CHRISTMAS. 1203 00:51:50,375 --> 00:51:51,875 -I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE! 1204 00:51:51,909 --> 00:51:54,649 I WANT A CHRISTMAS HERE WITH EVERYBODY! 1205 00:51:54,679 --> 00:51:56,149 -HONEY, IT'S OKAY. JUST COME. 1206 00:51:56,181 --> 00:51:57,581 -I DON'T WANT TO GO! [ SNIFFLES ] 1207 00:51:57,615 --> 00:51:59,775 -WE'RE JUST GONNA GO WITH GRANDMA AND GRANDPA 1208 00:51:59,817 --> 00:52:02,317 FOR A LITTLE WHILE AND HAVE CHRISTMAS OVER THERE. 1209 00:52:02,353 --> 00:52:06,363 YOU GOT TO MAKE A CHOICE -- IT'S EITHER HER OR ME. 1210 00:52:09,860 --> 00:52:11,700 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 1211 00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:15,731 -SO, ARE WE DONE? 1212 00:52:15,766 --> 00:52:17,236 -ALMOST. 1213 00:52:17,268 --> 00:52:19,338 -WELL [CHUCKLES] THERE AIN'T NOTHING HERE 1214 00:52:19,370 --> 00:52:21,470 AT THE DOLLAR KING THAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT. 1215 00:52:21,506 --> 00:52:22,706 -ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 1216 00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:24,410 'CAUSE IF YOU'RE SURE ABOUT THAT, 1217 00:52:24,442 --> 00:52:25,782 I'LL MAKE YOU A WAGER. 1218 00:52:25,810 --> 00:52:28,710 -OH, YEAH? AND WHAT DO I GET IF I WIN? 1219 00:52:28,746 --> 00:52:30,516 -I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE. 1220 00:52:30,548 --> 00:52:31,818 -HMM. 1221 00:52:31,849 --> 00:52:33,519 AND WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU WIN, 1222 00:52:33,551 --> 00:52:35,591 WHICH YOU WON'T, BUT WHAT DO YOU GET? 1223 00:52:35,620 --> 00:52:37,360 -YOU GET CLEANING SUPPLIES, 1224 00:52:37,388 --> 00:52:39,718 AND YOU CLEAN UP YOUR MOM'S OLD SALON. 1225 00:52:39,757 --> 00:52:41,487 -THAT'S IT? 1226 00:52:41,526 --> 00:52:43,956 JUST CLEAN UP HER SALON AND NOT ACTUALLY WORK THERE? 1227 00:52:43,994 --> 00:52:45,364 -THAT'S UP TO YOU. 1228 00:52:45,396 --> 00:52:47,626 -DEAL. [ SPITS ] 1229 00:52:50,901 --> 00:52:52,671 WELL, IF YOU DON'T SHAKE, 1230 00:52:52,703 --> 00:52:54,243 THEN HOW ARE YOU GONNA KNOW I'M NOT GONNA KEEP MY WORD? 1231 00:52:54,272 --> 00:52:55,872 -I TRUST YOU WOULDN'T BREAK YOUR WORD 1232 00:52:55,906 --> 00:52:57,676 WITH THE ONE AND ONLY CONSTANTINE. 1233 00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:03,651 -YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. I PROBABLY WON'T. [ CHUCKLES ] 1234 00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:12,517 SEE? I KNEW HARLEY SKIPPED SCHOOL! 1235 00:53:12,557 --> 00:53:14,287 [ SIGHS ] 1236 00:53:14,325 --> 00:53:15,755 -MAYBE HE WAS LYING. 1237 00:53:15,793 --> 00:53:19,603 -LYING? HARLEY DON'T LIE TO ME. 1238 00:53:19,630 --> 00:53:23,970 -TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AND THINK REALLY HARD. 1239 00:53:24,001 --> 00:53:25,401 -OKAY. 1240 00:53:25,436 --> 00:53:28,636 -IT'S CHRISTMASTIME. SCHOOL IS OUT. 1241 00:53:28,673 --> 00:53:30,813 IT'S 9:00 P.M. AT NIGHT. 1242 00:53:30,841 --> 00:53:33,981 -WOW. YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 1243 00:53:34,011 --> 00:53:36,581 I WONDER WHY HARLEY WOULD HAVE LIED ABOUT SKIPPING SCHOOL. 1244 00:53:36,614 --> 00:53:38,684 -WELL, MAYBE... 1245 00:53:38,716 --> 00:53:41,486 HE'S HIDING SOMETHING. 1246 00:53:41,519 --> 00:53:44,389 -HUH. 1247 00:53:44,422 --> 00:53:49,492 HARLEY HAS A SHIRT WITH HIS NAME ON IT?! 1248 00:53:49,527 --> 00:53:52,457 HE HAS A JOB! 1249 00:53:52,497 --> 00:53:54,527 THAT LITTLE BASTARD. 1250 00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:56,365 -LITERALLY. -HEY. 1251 00:53:56,401 --> 00:53:59,001 WHAT DOES HE NEED MONEY FOR? 1252 00:53:59,036 --> 00:54:02,706 I MEAN, IF HE HAS A JOB, THEN I SHOULD BE GETTING... 1253 00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:04,540 -YOU SHOULD GE GETTING WHAT? 1254 00:54:04,575 --> 00:54:07,505 -WELL, I SHOULD JUST KNOW ABOUT IT BECAUSE HE'S MY SON, 1255 00:54:07,545 --> 00:54:10,315 AND I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HE'S DOING. 1256 00:54:10,348 --> 00:54:13,018 -MM-HMM. SO IF YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS JOB... 1257 00:54:13,050 --> 00:54:15,550 YOU WOULDN'T BUY ALL THAT NEEDLESS CRAP 1258 00:54:15,586 --> 00:54:18,456 ON HIS CREDIT ACCOUNT, ASK HIM TO BRING HOME POP, 1259 00:54:18,489 --> 00:54:20,389 CHEEZ WHIZ, AND LOTTO TICKETS? 1260 00:54:20,425 --> 00:54:21,655 THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN? 1261 00:54:21,692 --> 00:54:22,992 -[ SIGHS, TAPS FOOT ] 1262 00:54:26,864 --> 00:54:28,574 -AH, CHAMP. 1263 00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:31,739 THEY GOT YOU STACKING TOILET PAPER. 1264 00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:33,969 -MERRY CHRISTMAS, UNCLE BOB. 1265 00:54:34,004 --> 00:54:35,674 AND I'M... 1266 00:54:35,706 --> 00:54:37,436 [ SIGHS ] I'M SORRY ABOUT TIM'S BLACK EYE. 1267 00:54:37,475 --> 00:54:39,775 -OH, HE'LL BE FINE. 1268 00:54:39,810 --> 00:54:42,950 I'M NOT TOO MERRY, THOUGH. MARGE LEFT ME. 1269 00:54:42,980 --> 00:54:44,780 -HOW COME? 1270 00:54:44,815 --> 00:54:47,515 -OH, IT'S NOTHING. SHE'LL BE BACK... 1271 00:54:47,552 --> 00:54:48,722 I HOPE. 1272 00:54:48,753 --> 00:54:51,723 ANYWAY, I'M HERE FOR YOU. 1273 00:54:51,756 --> 00:54:54,016 IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? 1274 00:54:54,058 --> 00:54:56,328 -YEAH. THANKS FOR DOING THIS, UNCLE BOB. 1275 00:54:56,361 --> 00:54:58,561 I MEAN, THEY WOULDN'T SEND THE BILL OUT TO A KID. 1276 00:54:58,596 --> 00:55:00,796 -HEY, CHAMP, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. 1277 00:55:00,831 --> 00:55:04,301 -UM, I KNOW, BUT... I KIND OF HAVE TO. 1278 00:55:11,542 --> 00:55:14,412 THI-- THIS IS LIKE THE WHOLE CHECK. 1279 00:55:14,445 --> 00:55:15,775 -YEAH. LET ME TAKE -- 1280 00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:18,683 -NO. NO, UNCLE BOB. I... 1281 00:55:18,716 --> 00:55:21,016 [ SIGHS ] I NEED TO TAKE CARE OF US. 1282 00:55:21,051 --> 00:55:22,891 -ALL RIGHT. 1283 00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,790 YOU ENDORSE IT RIGHT HERE AND SIGN IT RIGHT TO THE DWP. 1284 00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:27,463 -WELL, I GUESS THAT'S WHY THE POWER 1285 00:55:27,492 --> 00:55:28,862 DIDN'T GET TURNED OFF LAST MONTH. 1286 00:55:28,893 --> 00:55:30,833 [ CHUCKLES WEAKLY ] 1287 00:55:30,861 --> 00:55:33,631 HEY. 1288 00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:35,774 -I'M PROUD OF YOU, CHAMP. 1289 00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:37,500 YOU'RE BECOMING QUITE THE LITTLE MAN. 1290 00:55:37,535 --> 00:55:39,665 UH, I-I MEAN BIG MAN. 1291 00:55:39,704 --> 00:55:41,574 -THANKS, UNCLE BOB. 1292 00:55:41,606 --> 00:55:44,436 -ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 1293 00:55:44,475 --> 00:55:47,105 IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE. 1294 00:55:47,144 --> 00:55:50,824 -SO THAT HOW THE ELECTRIC BILL WAS PAID LAST MONTH. 1295 00:55:50,848 --> 00:55:53,148 -CINDY, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? 1296 00:55:53,183 --> 00:55:56,853 -I WAS JUST HERE. I WAS SHOPPING AROUND. 1297 00:55:59,123 --> 00:56:01,933 SO WHY'D YOU -- UH...WHY'D YOU GET A JOB? 1298 00:56:01,959 --> 00:56:03,629 [ CHUCKLES ] 1299 00:56:03,661 --> 00:56:05,661 -I MEAN, THE BILLS HAD TO GET PAID SOMEHOW. 1300 00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:07,666 -WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT. 1301 00:56:07,698 --> 00:56:09,398 -WELL, WHAT'S GOOD HAVING A BIG-SCREEN TV 1302 00:56:09,434 --> 00:56:10,644 IF YOU CAN'T WATCH IT? 1303 00:56:13,604 --> 00:56:15,844 -COME HERE. [ SIGHS ] 1304 00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:18,713 ALL RIGHT. 1305 00:56:18,743 --> 00:56:20,553 I'M -- UH, I HAVE TO GO NOW, SO [SIGHS] 1306 00:56:20,578 --> 00:56:22,178 -PHEW. 1307 00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:24,782 I THOUGHT FOR A SECOND THAT MAYBE YOU ACTUALLY CARED 1308 00:56:24,815 --> 00:56:26,145 ABOUT SOMEBODY OTHER THAN YOURSELF. 1309 00:56:26,183 --> 00:56:27,853 -WHERE ARE YOU GOING, MAMA? 1310 00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:29,145 -[ SCOFFS ] I MADE A PROMISE 1311 00:56:29,186 --> 00:56:30,756 TO SOMEONE THAT I-I WANT TO KEEP. 1312 00:56:30,788 --> 00:56:32,988 -WHAT ABOUT YOUR PROMISES TO YOUR KIDS? 1313 00:56:33,023 --> 00:56:34,733 -I INTEND TO KEEP THOSE, TOO. 1314 00:56:38,996 --> 00:56:40,596 -HAVE A GOOD TIME. 1315 00:56:40,631 --> 00:56:42,601 COME ON, BUD. 1316 00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:48,673 -[ SCOFFS ] WHATEVER. 1317 00:56:48,706 --> 00:56:50,876 [ SIGHS ] 1318 00:56:55,079 --> 00:56:57,009 -BOO! -[ GASPS ] 1319 00:56:57,047 --> 00:56:58,847 -BABY, I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU. 1320 00:56:58,883 --> 00:57:00,523 -WAYNE, I DON'T HAVE TIME RIGHT NOW. 1321 00:57:00,551 --> 00:57:01,891 -COME ON! YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS! 1322 00:57:01,919 --> 00:57:03,719 -WHAT? OH, YOU GOT A MINIVAN? 1323 00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:05,164 SO WHAT? 1324 00:57:05,189 --> 00:57:06,789 -NO, THAT'S NOT THE SURPRISE. 1325 00:57:06,824 --> 00:57:08,894 OH, BOY, DO I HAVE A CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR YOU. 1326 00:57:08,926 --> 00:57:10,856 WAIT -- HOW'D YOU KNOW I GOT A MINIVAN? 1327 00:57:10,895 --> 00:57:12,625 -WHAT? 1328 00:57:12,663 --> 00:57:14,103 -HOW'D YOU KNOW I GOT -- NEVER MIND. COME ON. 1329 00:57:14,131 --> 00:57:15,601 I WANT YOU TO SEE YOUR PRESENT. 1330 00:57:15,633 --> 00:57:16,803 -[ SCOFFS ] OKAY. 1331 00:57:16,834 --> 00:57:17,874 -COME ON. 1332 00:57:17,902 --> 00:57:19,642 JUST KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED. 1333 00:57:19,670 --> 00:57:20,970 -THEY'RE CLOSED. 1334 00:57:21,005 --> 00:57:22,835 -NO PEEKING. TURN. 1335 00:57:22,873 --> 00:57:24,213 [ Chuckling ] YOU READY? 1336 00:57:24,241 --> 00:57:25,581 -YEAH. 1337 00:57:25,610 --> 00:57:27,040 -TA-DA! 1338 00:57:27,077 --> 00:57:29,107 -MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1339 00:57:29,146 --> 00:57:30,716 -OH, MY -- [ LAUGHS ] 1340 00:57:34,752 --> 00:57:36,892 WOW! 1341 00:57:36,921 --> 00:57:38,721 WAYNE! 1342 00:57:38,756 --> 00:57:40,886 THIS IS MINE? I OWN THIS? 1343 00:57:40,925 --> 00:57:42,885 -ALL YOURS. 1344 00:57:42,927 --> 00:57:45,597 -I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN ANYTHING THIS NICE 1345 00:57:45,630 --> 00:57:47,100 IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, WAYNE. 1346 00:57:47,131 --> 00:57:49,771 -SO THEN...YOU LIKE IT? 1347 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,140 'CAUSE THE GUY I GOT IT FROM SAID IT'S IN GREAT CONDITION. 1348 00:57:52,169 --> 00:57:53,969 -MATSUI, YOUR FAVORITE CO-- 1349 00:57:54,004 --> 00:57:56,574 -PLEASE STOP TALKING. I JUST NEED A MINUTE. 1350 00:57:56,607 --> 00:57:58,177 AHH. 1351 00:57:58,208 --> 00:58:00,238 OH, YEAH. 1352 00:58:00,277 --> 00:58:01,777 THIS IS MY HELMET? 1353 00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:03,212 -THAT'S YOUR HELMET. PUT IT ON, BABY. 1354 00:58:03,247 --> 00:58:05,747 IT MATCHES THE BIKE. YOU LOOK SO GOOD. 1355 00:58:05,783 --> 00:58:08,223 -THANK YOU. [ CHUCKLES ] 1356 00:58:08,252 --> 00:58:09,722 [ SIGHS ] 1357 00:58:09,754 --> 00:58:10,964 HOW'D YOU AFFORD THIS? 1358 00:58:10,988 --> 00:58:13,588 -DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. IT'S A GIFT. 1359 00:58:13,624 --> 00:58:15,034 -IS IT FROM YOUR COLLEGE FUND? 1360 00:58:15,059 --> 00:58:16,929 -I WAS BORN IN A TRAILER PARK, 1361 00:58:16,961 --> 00:58:19,801 I WAS RAISED IN A TRAILER PARK, 1362 00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:21,730 I'M ASSISTANT MANAGER OF THE DOLLAR KING, 1363 00:58:21,766 --> 00:58:22,966 AND MY WOMAN IS CINDY WEGMAN. 1364 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,270 -WHAT? 1365 00:58:24,301 --> 00:58:25,871 -THAT'S WHO I AM, BABY. 1366 00:58:25,903 --> 00:58:27,543 -AS LONG AS YOU'RE SURE. 1367 00:58:27,572 --> 00:58:30,072 -WELL...YOU SEE, BABY... 1368 00:58:30,107 --> 00:58:33,277 MEETING YOU BROUGHT SO MUCH JOY IN MY LIFE AND -- 1369 00:58:33,310 --> 00:58:34,880 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER, REVS ] 1370 00:58:34,912 --> 00:58:36,612 [ Shouting ] AND I DON'T WANT THAT JOY TO END, 1371 00:58:36,647 --> 00:58:38,547 SO I WAS THINKING, MAYBE YOU'D DO ME THE HONOR OF... 1372 00:58:43,688 --> 00:58:47,318 [ ENGINE REVVING ] 1373 00:58:47,357 --> 00:58:49,227 -WHOO! 1374 00:58:49,259 --> 00:58:51,059 [ LAUGHS ] 1375 00:58:53,898 --> 00:58:56,828 [ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ] 1376 00:58:56,867 --> 00:58:58,297 -YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 1377 00:58:58,335 --> 00:59:00,065 -WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE? 1378 00:59:00,104 --> 00:59:03,614 -WHAT? YOU DITCH WAYNE FOR A RICH GUY OR SOMETHING? 1379 00:59:03,641 --> 00:59:05,811 -NOPE. WAYNE BOUGHT IT FOR ME. 1380 00:59:05,843 --> 00:59:07,813 -WHERE DID WAYNE GET THAT KIND OF CASH? 1381 00:59:07,845 --> 00:59:09,045 -WORKING. 1382 00:59:09,079 --> 00:59:11,119 I KNOW. GO FIGURE. 1383 00:59:11,148 --> 00:59:12,948 -HUH. 1384 00:59:12,983 --> 00:59:14,993 SCOOCH OVER. 1385 00:59:15,019 --> 00:59:16,789 I DON'T RIDE BACK DOOR. 1386 00:59:16,821 --> 00:59:18,161 -COMPROMISE? 1387 00:59:18,188 --> 00:59:20,988 -COME HERE. 1388 00:59:21,025 --> 00:59:22,655 OHH. 1389 00:59:22,693 --> 00:59:25,163 -[ CHUCKLES ] 1390 00:59:25,195 --> 00:59:26,795 [ GRUNTS ] 1391 00:59:29,099 --> 00:59:31,869 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 1392 00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:33,872 [ SQUEALS ] 1393 00:59:36,206 --> 00:59:38,006 -WHEN DO WE GET OUR PRESENTS? 1394 00:59:38,042 --> 00:59:39,642 -YOUR BUTT'S YOUR PRESENT. 1395 00:59:39,677 --> 00:59:41,207 -YOUR MOM'S BUTT'S YOUR PRESENT. 1396 00:59:41,245 --> 00:59:43,675 -YOUR MOM'S BUTT'S BOTH OF OUR MOM'S BUTT, SO SHUT UP. 1397 00:59:43,714 --> 00:59:46,624 -GUYS, CAN WE MAKE THIS CHRISTMAS NOT BE ABOUT BUTTS? 1398 00:59:46,651 --> 00:59:49,321 -WELL, MY BUTT'S OUT OF HERE -- NO PRESENTS, NO BRANDIE. 1399 00:59:49,353 --> 00:59:51,393 -HEY! YOU SIT YOUR BUTT DOWN! 1400 00:59:51,421 --> 00:59:53,191 DOWN. 1401 00:59:53,223 --> 00:59:55,963 WE'RE HAVING CHRISTMAS TOGETHER IF IT KILLS US. 1402 00:59:55,993 --> 00:59:57,633 -WHEN'S MAMA COMING HOME? 1403 00:59:57,662 --> 01:00:00,302 -IT'S CHRISTMAS, BUDDY. SHE'LL BE HERE. 1404 01:00:00,330 --> 01:00:03,030 -YEAH, BUD. DON'T WORRY. 1405 01:00:08,138 --> 01:00:10,978 -I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE 1406 01:00:11,008 --> 01:00:14,078 ON A BRAND-NEW HARLEY UNDER A BEAUTIFUL TREE. 1407 01:00:16,814 --> 01:00:17,984 [ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ] 1408 01:00:18,015 --> 01:00:19,275 -NO. KEEP IT ON. 1409 01:00:19,316 --> 01:00:21,846 -SAY WE LOSE THESE FOR A COUPLE HOURS, HUH? 1410 01:00:24,388 --> 01:00:27,218 -OH, MY GOD. 1411 01:00:27,257 --> 01:00:29,387 -WHAT? 1412 01:00:29,426 --> 01:00:31,096 -[ GASPS ] 1413 01:00:31,128 --> 01:00:32,298 OH, MY GOD. 1414 01:00:32,329 --> 01:00:34,359 GET OFF. -WHAT? 1415 01:00:34,398 --> 01:00:35,768 -RANDY, GET OFF. -WHAT?! 1416 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:37,000 -JUST GET OFF MY BIKE. -NO! 1417 01:00:37,034 --> 01:00:38,004 -GET OFF MY BIKE. -NO. 1418 01:00:38,035 --> 01:00:39,335 -I GOT TO MARRY WAYNE. 1419 01:00:39,369 --> 01:00:41,869 WAYNE SHOULD BE HERE DOING THIS WITH ME! 1420 01:00:41,906 --> 01:00:43,336 WHEW. 1421 01:00:43,373 --> 01:00:44,883 OH. 1422 01:00:44,909 --> 01:00:46,079 RANDY, GET OFF! 1423 01:00:46,110 --> 01:00:47,780 -[ GRUNTS ] 1424 01:00:47,812 --> 01:00:49,382 HEY! WELL, WHAT ABOUT WHAT WE HAD TOGETHER? 1425 01:00:49,413 --> 01:00:51,923 -[ SCOFFS ] RANDY, YOU WERE WITH PAM AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY. 1426 01:00:51,949 --> 01:00:53,119 COME ON. 1427 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:54,720 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 1428 01:00:54,752 --> 01:00:56,822 -WELL, HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA GET OUT OF HERE?! 1429 01:00:56,854 --> 01:00:59,194 IT'S CHRISTMAS! 1430 01:00:59,223 --> 01:01:01,333 GOD! 1431 01:01:03,861 --> 01:01:06,131 -YOU PISSED AWAY YOUR COLLEGE FUND 1432 01:01:06,163 --> 01:01:08,103 ON A HARLEY FOR CINDY WEGMAN?! 1433 01:01:08,132 --> 01:01:11,972 BET YOU NEVER RODE NEITHER ONE OF THEM, YOU DUMMY. 1434 01:01:12,002 --> 01:01:13,942 NOW YOU CAN'T EVEN GET BACK TO WORK 1435 01:01:13,971 --> 01:01:15,441 'CAUSE YOU'RE SO SOBBING SO HARD 1436 01:01:15,472 --> 01:01:17,312 ABOUT THE FACT THAT SHE TOOK OFF! 1437 01:01:17,341 --> 01:01:21,111 -BUT I LOVE HER. 1438 01:01:21,145 --> 01:01:22,745 [ SOBS ] 1439 01:01:22,780 --> 01:01:24,010 -YOU SHOULD BE SOBBING ABOUT THE FACT 1440 01:01:24,048 --> 01:01:25,818 THAT SHE TOOK OFF WITH ALL YOUR MONEY. 1441 01:01:25,850 --> 01:01:29,890 -[ SOBBING ] 1442 01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:32,790 -ALL RIGHT. GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF! 1443 01:01:32,823 --> 01:01:34,833 IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE! 1444 01:01:34,859 --> 01:01:36,329 LOOK. 1445 01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:38,830 YOU PUT IN SOME LONG HOURS HERE, 1446 01:01:38,863 --> 01:01:40,733 AND YOU DO SOME OVERTIME -- 1447 01:01:40,765 --> 01:01:42,765 HECK, BY THE TIME YOU'RE 40... 1448 01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:45,000 -[ CRIES ] 1449 01:01:45,035 --> 01:01:46,935 -THERE YOU ARE! 1450 01:01:46,971 --> 01:01:49,771 [ GIGGLES ] 1451 01:01:49,807 --> 01:01:51,337 OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU. 1452 01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:53,375 WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY SO? 1453 01:01:53,410 --> 01:01:54,810 -REALLY? -YEAH. 1454 01:01:54,845 --> 01:01:56,045 WHAT THE HECK ELSE AM I GONNA DO? 1455 01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:57,750 -DO YOU LOVE ME? 1456 01:01:57,782 --> 01:02:00,022 -IF WINK WASN'T HERE, I'D SHOW YOU JUST HOW MUCH. 1457 01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:01,490 -DON'T MIND ME. 1458 01:02:01,518 --> 01:02:03,388 -BUT SINCE HE IS, 1459 01:02:03,420 --> 01:02:07,260 I'M JUST GONNA TAKE THE MINIVAN AND I'M GONNA GET USED TO IT. 1460 01:02:07,291 --> 01:02:09,491 I'LL SEE YOU BACK AT HOME, OKAY? 1461 01:02:09,526 --> 01:02:12,326 -WINK, PLEASE DON'T MAKE HIM WORK TOO LATE. 1462 01:02:12,362 --> 01:02:13,832 -[ Mockingly ] NO, I WON'T. 1463 01:02:13,864 --> 01:02:15,174 -[ CHUCKLES ] 1464 01:02:17,401 --> 01:02:18,901 -SEE? SHE DOES LOVE ME! 1465 01:02:18,936 --> 01:02:21,836 -GET OFF! 1466 01:02:21,872 --> 01:02:23,412 FOR AS BRIGHT AS YOU ARE, 1467 01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:26,180 YOU ARE AS DUMB AS A BAG OF HAMMERS -- 1468 01:02:26,210 --> 01:02:28,110 DUMB, DUMB, DUMB! 1469 01:02:31,949 --> 01:02:34,479 -OH. 1470 01:02:34,518 --> 01:02:36,518 [ SIGHS ] DANG IT. 1471 01:02:36,553 --> 01:02:37,923 -[ Echoing ] YOU LOOKING FOR THIS? 1472 01:02:37,955 --> 01:02:42,155 -OH, NOT NOW. REALLY? [ SIGHS ] 1473 01:02:42,192 --> 01:02:44,432 -WHERE ARE YOU HEADED? 1474 01:02:44,461 --> 01:02:47,161 -TO WHAT I PROMISED THE LAST GHOST I WOULD DO. 1475 01:02:47,197 --> 01:02:49,367 -[ SCOFFS ] CLEAN UP YOUR MAMA'S SHOP? 1476 01:02:49,399 --> 01:02:51,339 NO, YOU AIN'T. 1477 01:02:51,368 --> 01:02:53,398 -[ SCOFFS ] 1478 01:02:53,437 --> 01:02:55,807 [ SNAPS FINGERS ] 1479 01:02:59,243 --> 01:03:01,213 -THIS AIN'T RIGHT. 1480 01:03:01,245 --> 01:03:03,205 THIS AIN'T THE SALON. 1481 01:03:03,247 --> 01:03:04,547 -THIS IS LIKE -- 1482 01:03:04,581 --> 01:03:06,821 -SCRAPBOOKING PLACE. 1483 01:03:06,851 --> 01:03:08,291 -WHAT THE HECK? 1484 01:03:08,318 --> 01:03:10,188 -IT LOOKS GOD-AWFUL, DON'T IT? 1485 01:03:10,220 --> 01:03:12,560 [ LAUGHS ] 1486 01:03:12,589 --> 01:03:14,489 [ COUGHS, LAUGHS ] 1487 01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:19,060 -HEY, I KNOW THAT LAUGH. 1488 01:03:19,096 --> 01:03:21,266 I KNOW THAT LAUGH! 1489 01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:24,028 MAMA. 1490 01:03:24,068 --> 01:03:25,968 -[ CLICKS TONGUE ] 1491 01:03:26,003 --> 01:03:27,403 -YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. 1492 01:03:27,437 --> 01:03:29,167 -WELL... 1493 01:03:29,206 --> 01:03:31,406 -WHAT'S UP WITH THE CREEPY BLACK ROBE? 1494 01:03:31,441 --> 01:03:33,981 -ROBE'S PART OF THE TRADITION 1495 01:03:34,011 --> 01:03:37,151 FOR, UH, GHOSTS OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE. 1496 01:03:37,181 --> 01:03:40,121 ANYWAY, AFTER YOU MARRIED WAYNE, 1497 01:03:40,150 --> 01:03:43,320 YOU SOLD THE PLACE TO BOB AND MARGE. 1498 01:03:43,353 --> 01:03:47,063 YOU NEVER DID GET NO JOB. 1499 01:03:47,091 --> 01:03:48,491 -[ SCOFFS ] 1500 01:03:48,525 --> 01:03:50,255 WELL, I ACTUALLY THINK IT LOOKS KIND OF NICE. 1501 01:03:50,294 --> 01:03:52,404 -OH, YOU LIKE THE WAY THIS LOOKS? 1502 01:03:52,429 --> 01:03:54,099 IT LOOKS LIKE A MAGAZINE OR SOMETHING. 1503 01:03:54,131 --> 01:03:55,331 IT'S GOT NO SOUL. 1504 01:03:55,365 --> 01:03:57,565 I MEAN, HONEY, LOOK WHAT YOU LET HAPPEN 1505 01:03:57,601 --> 01:04:00,171 TO THE SALON THAT I BUILT WITH MY OWN HANDS. 1506 01:04:00,204 --> 01:04:02,874 -IT'S QUAINT! 1507 01:04:02,907 --> 01:04:04,307 -YEAH. 1508 01:04:04,341 --> 01:04:07,081 THEN MARGE WENT EVEN HOG-WILD 1509 01:04:07,111 --> 01:04:10,511 AFTER SHE GOT IT ALL IN THE DIVORCE. 1510 01:04:10,547 --> 01:04:13,177 -WAIT -- BOB AND MARGE GOT A DIVORCE? 1511 01:04:13,217 --> 01:04:14,647 -YEAH. 1512 01:04:14,684 --> 01:04:18,024 -SEE? [ CHUCKLES ] I KNEW THE FUTURE LOOKED BRIGHT. 1513 01:04:18,055 --> 01:04:19,215 I KNEW IT. 1514 01:04:19,256 --> 01:04:20,486 -YEAH. [ CLICKS TONGUE ] 1515 01:04:20,524 --> 01:04:22,294 THEY DIDN'T GET ALONG SO WELL 1516 01:04:22,326 --> 01:04:24,626 AFTER, YOU KNOW, THE INCIDENT WITH... 1517 01:04:24,661 --> 01:04:26,431 LITTLE TIM. 1518 01:04:26,463 --> 01:04:28,303 -WHAT HAPPENED WITH TIM? 1519 01:04:28,332 --> 01:04:31,402 -[ SIGHS ] 1520 01:04:31,435 --> 01:04:33,635 -HEY, HEY! 1521 01:04:33,670 --> 01:04:35,210 WHAT HAPPENED TO TIM? 1522 01:04:35,239 --> 01:04:36,939 -OH. OH. OH. 1523 01:04:36,974 --> 01:04:39,444 SO SUDDENLY YOU CARE ABOUT TIM, HUH? 1524 01:04:39,476 --> 01:04:42,006 -I'VE ALWAYS CARED ABOUT PEEPERS! 1525 01:04:42,046 --> 01:04:43,576 -[ SIGHS ] 1526 01:04:47,051 --> 01:04:48,351 -WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HARLEY? 1527 01:04:48,385 --> 01:04:49,915 -REMEMBER THE PHRASE, 1528 01:04:49,954 --> 01:04:51,624 "I'D RATHER PUSH A HARLEY THAN RIDE A HONDA"? 1529 01:04:51,655 --> 01:04:53,155 -YEAH. 1530 01:04:53,190 --> 01:04:55,090 -THAT'S FOR PEOPLE WHO COULD AFFORD THEM. 1531 01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:56,685 YOU WERE TOO GOOD TO RIDE A HONDA, 1532 01:04:56,726 --> 01:04:58,156 BUT TOO LAZY TO WORK 1533 01:04:58,195 --> 01:05:00,055 TO MAKE THE MONEY TO KEEP A HARLEY. 1534 01:05:00,097 --> 01:05:01,467 NOW, COME ON. 1535 01:05:01,498 --> 01:05:03,528 THIS IS HURTING ME JUST AS MUCH AS IT HURTS YOU. 1536 01:05:03,567 --> 01:05:04,967 -[ SIGHS ] 1537 01:05:05,002 --> 01:05:07,072 -MAKES ME REALIZE I WAS A BAD MAMA. 1538 01:05:08,472 --> 01:05:10,242 YOU NEVER DID LEARN HOW TO COOK, 1539 01:05:10,274 --> 01:05:12,584 AND WAYNE TOOK TO EATING THE PIMENTO LOAF 1540 01:05:12,609 --> 01:05:14,539 AT THE DOLLAR KING ALL DAY LONG. 1541 01:05:14,578 --> 01:05:16,348 -DANG. 1542 01:05:16,380 --> 01:05:18,150 WAYNE! [ SCOFFS ] 1543 01:05:18,182 --> 01:05:21,022 WAKE UP, YOU LARD. IT'S TIME FOR WORK! 1544 01:05:21,051 --> 01:05:23,051 -[ SIGHS ] IT'S CHRISTMAS. 1545 01:05:23,087 --> 01:05:26,087 -SO? THE DOLLAR KING AIN'T NEVER CLOSING! 1546 01:05:26,123 --> 01:05:28,193 -I QUIT. 1547 01:05:28,225 --> 01:05:29,455 -QUIT? REALLY? 1548 01:05:29,493 --> 01:05:32,403 WELL, YOU KNOW THAT WINK'S GONNA DIE, 1549 01:05:32,429 --> 01:05:34,659 AND YOU'RE GONNA GET PROMOTED. 1550 01:05:36,333 --> 01:05:38,473 -I CAN'T BELIEVE WINK NEVER PROMOTED ME. 1551 01:05:38,502 --> 01:05:39,742 HE PROMISED. 1552 01:05:39,769 --> 01:05:43,409 BABY, HE PROMISED. 1553 01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:46,280 -WHAT A LOSER! 1554 01:05:46,310 --> 01:05:48,250 YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT, OF ALL THE LOSERS 1555 01:05:48,278 --> 01:05:50,108 IN ALL THE DIFFERENT TRAILER PARKS, 1556 01:05:50,147 --> 01:05:51,717 THAT WAYNE WAS GONNA BE DIFFERENT. 1557 01:05:51,748 --> 01:05:53,248 -HE WOULD'VE BEEN, TOO, 1558 01:05:53,283 --> 01:05:55,223 BUT BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN IS A GREAT WOMAN. 1559 01:05:55,252 --> 01:05:57,092 -ARE YOU SAYING I AIN'T A GREAT WOMAN? 1560 01:05:57,121 --> 01:05:58,561 -YOU THINK IT WAS BETTER FOR HIM 1561 01:05:58,588 --> 01:06:00,558 TO BUY YOU A HARLEY THAN TO GO TO COLLEGE? 1562 01:06:00,590 --> 01:06:02,260 -IT WAS FOR ME. -OH, LOOK AROUND. 1563 01:06:02,292 --> 01:06:03,592 YOU REALLY THINK 1564 01:06:03,627 --> 01:06:06,197 THAT THIS WAS BETTER FOR YOU IN THE LONG RUN? 1565 01:06:07,597 --> 01:06:10,667 -LET ME GUESS -- THAT'S ME IN THE BOX. 1566 01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:12,600 I AIN'T AFRAID OF DYING. 1567 01:06:12,636 --> 01:06:16,236 -LOOK AROUND. FUNERAL PARLOR'S PRETTY EMPTY. 1568 01:06:16,273 --> 01:06:18,013 -SO? 1569 01:06:18,042 --> 01:06:19,742 IT'S NOT LIKE I'D BE AROUND TO CARE. 1570 01:06:21,245 --> 01:06:23,545 THOUGH, ACTUALLY, I DID THINK WAYNE MIGHT BE HERE. 1571 01:06:23,580 --> 01:06:25,450 HE WAS PRETTY GOOD ABOUT OBLIGATIONS. 1572 01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:27,482 -WAYNE DIED A YEAR AGO. 1573 01:06:27,517 --> 01:06:30,147 SAW A COMMERCIAL FOR I.T.T. TECHNICAL COLLEGE 1574 01:06:30,187 --> 01:06:32,787 AND BEGAN CRYING SO HARD HIS THROAT DONE CLOSED UP 1575 01:06:32,822 --> 01:06:34,492 AND COULDN'T GET NO MORE AIR. 1576 01:06:34,524 --> 01:06:37,234 STRANGE OCCURRENCE. 1577 01:06:37,261 --> 01:06:39,101 SUFFOCATED TO DEATH. 1578 01:06:39,129 --> 01:06:41,069 -HMM. 1579 01:06:41,098 --> 01:06:42,798 SEE? LOOK. SOMEBODY LOVES ME. 1580 01:06:42,832 --> 01:06:45,102 HERE COMES BOB. 1581 01:06:45,135 --> 01:06:47,335 HE'S ALWAYS GOOD ABOUT OBLIGATIONS, TOO. 1582 01:06:47,371 --> 01:06:52,281 -I HAVE LAID AWAKE MANY A NIGHT, THINKING TO MYSELF, 1583 01:06:52,309 --> 01:06:56,049 "THERE AIN'T NO ONE THAT CAN GET THROUGH TO THIS WOMAN. 1584 01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:57,480 "AND EVERY DAY, 1585 01:06:57,514 --> 01:07:00,254 "WITH THE TRAIN WRECK OF A LIFE THAT YOU'VE LED, 1586 01:07:00,284 --> 01:07:01,794 "SOMEHOW YOU'D GET BY... 1587 01:07:01,818 --> 01:07:06,118 WITHOUT A CARE FOR ANYO BUT YOURSELF." 1588 01:07:09,693 --> 01:07:12,563 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS, BUT... 1589 01:07:12,596 --> 01:07:15,166 I'M GLAD YOU'RE GONE! 1590 01:07:15,199 --> 01:07:19,139 -ALL THESE YEARS, HE'S BEEN WISHING FOR ME TO DIE? 1591 01:07:19,169 --> 01:07:21,609 -YOU RUINED MY LIFE! 1592 01:07:21,638 --> 01:07:23,208 -OH, SIR! 1593 01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:25,080 SIR, I UNDERSTAND THIS IS AN EMOTIONAL TIME, 1594 01:07:25,109 --> 01:07:26,479 BUT I CAN'T LET YOU HURT THESE FLOWERS. 1595 01:07:26,510 --> 01:07:29,550 -I WAS JUST LEAVING. 1596 01:07:29,579 --> 01:07:30,779 -[ SIGHS ] 1597 01:07:32,782 --> 01:07:34,622 -UNCLE BOB. 1598 01:07:34,651 --> 01:07:36,851 -WHO'S THAT? 1599 01:07:36,886 --> 01:07:38,586 -I'M GLAD YOU CAME. 1600 01:07:38,622 --> 01:07:42,262 -OH, THAT MUST BE SKOAL. HE ALWAYS HAD A WILD STREAK. 1601 01:07:42,292 --> 01:07:46,102 -WHAT HAPPENED WITH TIM, THAT WAS MY FAULT AND NOT HERS. 1602 01:07:46,130 --> 01:07:47,560 -WAIT -- WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED WITH TIM? 1603 01:07:47,597 --> 01:07:49,167 DID -- DID HE COME OUT OR SOMETHING? 1604 01:07:49,199 --> 01:07:50,369 -KEEP WATCHING. 1605 01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:53,100 -NO, CHAMP, IT WAS HERS... 1606 01:07:53,137 --> 01:07:55,537 AND MINE, A LITTLE BIT, FOR LETTING IT HAPPEN, 1607 01:07:55,572 --> 01:07:57,612 BUT NOT -- NOT YOU. 1608 01:07:57,641 --> 01:08:00,211 YOU WERE A VICTIM, SON... 1609 01:08:00,244 --> 01:08:03,214 JUST LIKE TIM. 1610 01:08:03,247 --> 01:08:06,547 YOU KNOW, HARLEY, YOU WERE ALWAYS SPECIAL TO ME. 1611 01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:08,423 -HARLEY? 1612 01:08:08,452 --> 01:08:11,262 -I LOVE YOU, UNCLE BOB. 1613 01:08:11,288 --> 01:08:14,418 I'M SORRY AGAIN. 1614 01:08:14,458 --> 01:08:17,828 [ CHAIN CLINKING ] 1615 01:08:31,908 --> 01:08:33,808 -THIS IS A MISTAKE. 1616 01:08:33,843 --> 01:08:36,153 HE WOULD MAKE ME THROW BACK PENNIES FROM THE WISHING WELL. 1617 01:08:36,180 --> 01:08:38,520 HE WOULD -- HE WOULD NEVER STEAL FROM ANYBODY. 1618 01:08:38,548 --> 01:08:41,318 -THE MONEY WAS RUNNING OUT, THE BILLS WERE PILING UP, 1619 01:08:41,351 --> 01:08:43,391 WAYNE'S PAYCHECK FROM THE DOLLAR KING 1620 01:08:43,420 --> 01:08:46,160 JUST WENT INTO THE NEGATIVES WITH ALL YOUR SPENDING, 1621 01:08:46,190 --> 01:08:48,190 AND THAT DAMN HARLEY KEPT BREAKING DOWN 1622 01:08:48,225 --> 01:08:49,525 AND NEEDING TO BE FIXED. 1623 01:08:49,559 --> 01:08:52,629 -BUT I WOULDN'T HAVE ASKED HIM TO FIX IT. 1624 01:08:52,662 --> 01:08:54,532 -YOU DIDN'T NEED TO ASK. 1625 01:08:56,433 --> 01:08:58,273 -AND TIM -- [ SIGHS ] 1626 01:08:58,302 --> 01:09:00,842 -TIM LOOKED UP TO HARLEY AND COULDN'T SAY NO. 1627 01:09:00,870 --> 01:09:02,540 -DID HE DIE IN THE ROBBERY? 1628 01:09:02,572 --> 01:09:03,742 -NO. THE CLERK DID. 1629 01:09:03,773 --> 01:09:05,943 TIM DROPPED THE GUN, AND IT WENT OFF. 1630 01:09:05,975 --> 01:09:07,505 -WELL, WHAT HAPPENED? 1631 01:09:07,544 --> 01:09:10,184 -TIM DIED THE FIRST NIGHT IN THE COUNTY JAIL. 1632 01:09:10,214 --> 01:09:11,684 THEY COOKED HIS FOOD IN PEANUT OIL. 1633 01:09:11,715 --> 01:09:13,175 -OHH. 1634 01:09:13,217 --> 01:09:14,577 -[ Chuckling ] WELL, HEY. 1635 01:09:14,618 --> 01:09:16,248 AREN'T YOU GONNA MAKE A CRACK ABOUT THAT? 1636 01:09:16,286 --> 01:09:18,286 I MEAN, TYPICAL, RIGHT? HE'S SUCH A LITTLE WUSSY. 1637 01:09:18,322 --> 01:09:20,592 HE COULDN'T EVEN MAKE IT THROUGH ONE NIGHT AT THE CLINK, 1638 01:09:20,624 --> 01:09:22,464 AND IT WASN'T 'CAUSE HE WAS SHANKED, EITHER. 1639 01:09:22,492 --> 01:09:23,892 IT'S 'CAUSE OF A PEANUT ALLERGY. 1640 01:09:23,927 --> 01:09:25,527 [ Chuckling ] I MEAN, WHAT A LAME-ASS, RIGHT? 1641 01:09:25,562 --> 01:09:27,302 -IT'S NOT FUNNY! 1642 01:09:27,331 --> 01:09:28,871 -REST IN PEACE, MOM. 1643 01:09:28,898 --> 01:09:31,168 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 1644 01:09:33,370 --> 01:09:36,540 HARLEY? 1645 01:09:36,573 --> 01:09:38,283 HARLEY! 1646 01:09:38,308 --> 01:09:41,848 YOU KNOW YOUR MAMA LOVES YOU, RIGHT? 1647 01:09:41,878 --> 01:09:43,378 HARLEY! 1648 01:09:43,413 --> 01:09:45,353 HARLEY. 1649 01:09:45,382 --> 01:09:47,352 YOU LOVE YOUR MAMA, RIGHT? 1650 01:09:47,384 --> 01:09:50,694 HARLEY? HARLEY, YOU LOVE YOUR MAMA, RIGHT? 1651 01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:52,390 HARLEY! 1652 01:09:52,422 --> 01:09:54,362 HARLEY, YOU LOVE... 1653 01:09:54,391 --> 01:09:55,991 -MAMA. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1654 01:09:56,025 --> 01:09:57,555 -AM I A GOOD MAMA? 1655 01:09:57,594 --> 01:09:59,264 -YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU. 1656 01:09:59,296 --> 01:10:01,226 -THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED YOU. 1657 01:10:01,265 --> 01:10:02,725 -WELL, YOU'RE MY MAMA. 1658 01:10:02,766 --> 01:10:04,696 AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. 1659 01:10:04,734 --> 01:10:07,274 -BUT YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, RIGHT? 1660 01:10:07,304 --> 01:10:10,574 -I KNOW THAT YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN WAY OF SHOWING IT. 1661 01:10:16,613 --> 01:10:18,653 ARE YOU OKAY? 1662 01:10:18,682 --> 01:10:19,882 -[ SIGHS ] 1663 01:10:19,916 --> 01:10:23,316 I GOT SOME THINGS TO FIGURE OUT. 1664 01:10:23,353 --> 01:10:25,463 -[ SIGHS ] 1665 01:10:25,489 --> 01:10:27,689 HARLEY. 1666 01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:31,304 I LOVE YOU VERY, VERY MUCH, ALL RIGHT? 1667 01:10:31,328 --> 01:10:33,398 BUT I NEED YOU TO GO BACK TO BED NOW. 1668 01:10:33,430 --> 01:10:38,940 -MAMA, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, I'M HERE. 1669 01:10:38,968 --> 01:10:43,408 AND I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, MAMA. 1670 01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:46,810 YOU KNOW THAT. RIGHT? 1671 01:10:46,843 --> 01:10:50,753 -I DO KNOW THAT, AND THAT'S WHAT WORRIES ME. 1672 01:10:50,780 --> 01:10:51,980 COME HERE. 1673 01:10:55,952 --> 01:10:58,992 NOW YOU GET ON BACK TO BED, 'CAUSE TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS. 1674 01:10:59,022 --> 01:11:00,422 -BUT, MAMA. 1675 01:11:00,457 --> 01:11:02,687 -GO ON. DO AS YOU'RE TOLD. 1676 01:11:02,726 --> 01:11:05,426 -GOOD NIGHT. -GOOD NIGHT. 1677 01:11:12,101 --> 01:11:13,841 [ SIGHS ] 1678 01:12:07,023 --> 01:12:09,733 [ DOOR CREAKS ] 1679 01:12:17,901 --> 01:12:20,671 [ CAR DOOR CLOSES, ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 1680 01:12:30,079 --> 01:12:31,819 [ DIALING ] 1681 01:12:37,987 --> 01:12:39,887 -Ho, ho, ho. 1682 01:12:39,923 --> 01:12:41,663 You've reached Bob, Marjorie, and Tim. 1683 01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:42,991 We're at the outlet mall, 1684 01:12:43,026 --> 01:12:44,526 shopping for your Christmas presents, 1685 01:12:44,561 --> 01:12:46,061 so we can't take your call right now, 1686 01:12:46,095 --> 01:12:47,755 but we sure do want to talk to you. 1687 01:12:47,797 --> 01:12:49,627 Leave a message at the sound of the beep. 1688 01:12:49,666 --> 01:12:50,896 [ Beep ] 1689 01:12:50,934 --> 01:12:52,444 -HI, UNCLE BOB. 1690 01:12:52,469 --> 01:12:56,039 UM...I'M SORRY THAT I CALLED SO LATE -- 1691 01:12:56,072 --> 01:12:59,612 OR EARLY -- BUT I'M WORRIED ABOUT MOM. 1692 01:12:59,643 --> 01:13:03,153 I THINK SHE'S LEAVING US. 1693 01:13:03,179 --> 01:13:08,179 AND I'M SORRY IF I WOKE YOU UP. 1694 01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:10,687 AND MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1695 01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:14,122 [PHONE BEEPS ] 1696 01:13:14,858 --> 01:13:16,088 [ SIGHS ] 1697 01:13:22,131 --> 01:13:24,101 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 1698 01:13:33,943 --> 01:13:35,113 -RIGHT ON... 1699 01:13:35,144 --> 01:13:36,584 [ WEIGHT JANGLING ] 1700 01:13:36,613 --> 01:13:38,013 ...EVERYTHING. 1701 01:13:40,183 --> 01:13:42,553 [ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ] 1702 01:13:42,586 --> 01:13:43,886 UH-HUH. 1703 01:13:46,956 --> 01:13:48,416 [ DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE ] 1704 01:13:49,959 --> 01:13:52,059 MAKE SURE YOU'RE IN FOCUS. 1705 01:13:54,030 --> 01:13:57,270 [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] 1706 01:14:01,137 --> 01:14:03,107 WELL [CHUCKLES] 1707 01:14:03,139 --> 01:14:05,509 FINALLY COME TO YOUR SENSES? 1708 01:14:05,542 --> 01:14:07,942 WANT TO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME WITH THE RATTAIL? 1709 01:14:07,977 --> 01:14:09,677 -DO YOU HAVE A SECOND TO TALK? 1710 01:14:09,713 --> 01:14:11,153 -YEAH. 1711 01:14:11,180 --> 01:14:12,720 IT'S GONNA HAVE TO BE ON THE ROAD, THOUGH. 1712 01:14:12,749 --> 01:14:14,949 I'M LEAVING FOR YUMA TONIGHT. 1713 01:14:14,984 --> 01:14:16,754 -OH. WELL, IT'S CHRISTMAS. 1714 01:14:16,786 --> 01:14:18,756 -YEAH, WELL, I GOT A MATCH TONIGHT... 1715 01:14:18,788 --> 01:14:21,118 [ SNIFFS ] "X-MAN FOR XMAS." 1716 01:14:21,157 --> 01:14:23,557 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU SHOULD COME. 1717 01:14:23,593 --> 01:14:25,193 -HMM. 1718 01:14:25,228 --> 01:14:26,828 WELL, THAT'S KIND OF WHAT I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 1719 01:14:26,863 --> 01:14:29,933 -REALLY? 1720 01:14:32,569 --> 01:14:34,239 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 1721 01:14:42,011 --> 01:14:43,981 -IS IT CHRISTMAS YET? 1722 01:14:44,013 --> 01:14:47,783 -YEAH, SKOAL. IT'S CHRISTMAS. 1723 01:14:47,817 --> 01:14:49,687 -WHERE'S MAMA? 1724 01:14:49,719 --> 01:14:51,659 -I DON'T KNOW. 1725 01:14:53,022 --> 01:14:55,192 [ PHONE RINGS ] 1726 01:14:55,224 --> 01:14:56,864 [ PHONE BEEPS ] 1727 01:14:56,893 --> 01:14:58,063 HELLO, MAMA? 1728 01:14:58,094 --> 01:14:59,634 -NO. HEY, BUDDY. 1729 01:14:59,663 --> 01:15:01,163 IT'S YOUR UNCLE BOB. IS YOUR MAMA THERE? 1730 01:15:01,197 --> 01:15:02,867 -NO. 1731 01:15:02,899 --> 01:15:05,569 -OKAY, I GOT THIS CRAZY NOTE FROM HER. 1732 01:15:05,602 --> 01:15:08,272 -WE GOT ONE, TOO. BUT WE HAVEN'T OPENED IT YET. 1733 01:15:08,304 --> 01:15:10,214 -HOLD ON A SECOND, BUDDY. I GOT ANOTHER CALL. 1734 01:15:10,239 --> 01:15:11,609 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 1735 01:15:11,641 --> 01:15:12,911 -BOB, TIM IS GONE! 1736 01:15:12,942 --> 01:15:14,742 -MARGE, JUST CALM DOWN. 1737 01:15:14,778 --> 01:15:16,948 -HE'S GONE, AND I HAVE A NOTE HERE FROM YOUR CRAZY SISTER. 1738 01:15:16,980 --> 01:15:18,150 I THINK SHE TOOK HIM. 1739 01:15:18,181 --> 01:15:19,281 -HOLD ON, HONEY. 1740 01:15:19,315 --> 01:15:20,815 -WHAT? "HOLD ON"? 1741 01:15:20,850 --> 01:15:22,120 DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT I SAID? 1742 01:15:22,151 --> 01:15:24,591 [ Cellphone beeps ] -BOB? 1743 01:15:24,621 --> 01:15:25,961 -UNCLE BOB? -HEY, BUDDY. 1744 01:15:25,989 --> 01:15:28,019 LOOK, YOUR AUNT MARGE GOT A NOTE, TOO. 1745 01:15:28,057 --> 01:15:29,657 I'm gonna come over there, 1746 01:15:29,693 --> 01:15:31,803 and I'm gonna pick you up, so get ready. 1747 01:15:31,828 --> 01:15:33,198 -OKAY. 1748 01:15:33,229 --> 01:15:34,799 -Okay, I'll see you in a second, bud. 1749 01:15:34,831 --> 01:15:36,001 -OKAY. BYE-BYE. 1750 01:15:36,032 --> 01:15:38,772 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] -BOB. BOB. 1751 01:15:38,802 --> 01:15:40,572 DO YOU HEAR ME, BOB? 1752 01:15:40,604 --> 01:15:43,344 OH, WHAT I AM GONNA DO THAT WHITE-TRASH SISTER OF YOURS! 1753 01:15:43,372 --> 01:15:46,282 -HONEY, CALM DOWN. EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE JUST FINE. 1754 01:15:46,309 --> 01:15:47,709 I WILL MEET YOU THERE. 1755 01:15:47,744 --> 01:15:49,054 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 1756 01:15:49,078 --> 01:15:50,908 -BOB. 1757 01:15:50,947 --> 01:15:53,047 BOB? 1758 01:15:53,082 --> 01:15:55,182 BOB? 1759 01:16:05,729 --> 01:16:07,599 [ BABY CRYING ] 1760 01:16:10,399 --> 01:16:12,299 -HAVE YOU SEEN TIM? 1761 01:16:12,335 --> 01:16:14,665 -NO. WHY? 1762 01:16:14,704 --> 01:16:16,344 -HE ISN'T HERE? 1763 01:16:16,372 --> 01:16:18,372 -I DON'T KNOW. I JUST GOT HERE. 1764 01:16:18,407 --> 01:16:20,337 -WHY DON'T YOU EVER KNOW ANYTHING? 1765 01:16:20,376 --> 01:16:21,806 -I...I KNOW SHE'S -- 1766 01:16:21,845 --> 01:16:22,875 -HE MIGHT NOT EVEN -- 1767 01:16:22,912 --> 01:16:24,952 -HEY. YOU'RE ALL HERE! 1768 01:16:24,981 --> 01:16:26,181 COME ON. COME ON IN. 1769 01:16:31,721 --> 01:16:33,861 -HONEY. 1770 01:16:33,890 --> 01:16:35,660 OH, HONEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR? 1771 01:16:35,692 --> 01:16:36,862 AND WHERE ARE YOUR GLASSES? 1772 01:16:36,893 --> 01:16:38,663 -LOOK AT ME, MOM. I'M COOL! 1773 01:16:38,695 --> 01:16:40,255 -I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE -- 1774 01:16:40,296 --> 01:16:41,966 -CAN YOU CALM DOWN, YOU BEAST, OKAY? 1775 01:16:41,998 --> 01:16:44,068 HIS HAIRCUT AIN'T GONNA COST YOU NOTHING. 1776 01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:46,370 IT'S A FREEBIE, AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M EVEN SAYING THAT. 1777 01:16:46,402 --> 01:16:47,972 ALL RIGHT. HOP DOWN. 1778 01:16:48,004 --> 01:16:49,414 [ GRUNTS ] -AAH! 1779 01:16:49,438 --> 01:16:52,078 -I THINK YOU MIGHT STILL NEED THESE, THOUGH. 1780 01:16:52,108 --> 01:16:53,808 COME HERE. -THIS IS LOVELY. 1781 01:16:53,843 --> 01:16:55,813 YEAH, HE'S GOT IT. 1782 01:16:55,845 --> 01:16:59,075 -SO YOU JUST REMEMBER THAT COOL COMES FROM THE INSIDE, OKAY? 1783 01:16:59,115 --> 01:17:01,275 MWAH! HEE-HAW! 1784 01:17:01,317 --> 01:17:02,917 -HOW DID YOU PULL THIS OFF? 1785 01:17:02,952 --> 01:17:04,352 -LET'S JUST SAY THAT... 1786 01:17:04,387 --> 01:17:05,987 MAMA MADE ME DO IT. 1787 01:17:06,022 --> 01:17:08,062 -MAMA, CAN WE OPEN OUR PRESENTS NOW? 1788 01:17:08,091 --> 01:17:09,791 -OF COURSE YOU CAN, BABY. 1789 01:17:09,826 --> 01:17:12,226 HARLEY, MAKE SURE YOU GET ALL THE RIGHT ONES, OKAY? 1790 01:17:12,261 --> 01:17:13,861 -WE GET OUR OWN PRESENTS THIS YEAR? 1791 01:17:13,897 --> 01:17:15,397 -YEP. 1792 01:17:15,431 --> 01:17:18,901 AND I DIDN'T EVEN USE THE CLAW MACHINE. [ CHUCKLES ] 1793 01:17:18,935 --> 01:17:20,065 -WHAT ABOUT ME? 1794 01:17:20,103 --> 01:17:22,813 -OF COURSE YOU. HONEY, COME HERE. 1795 01:17:22,839 --> 01:17:24,809 COME HERE. 1796 01:17:24,841 --> 01:17:26,411 BUT YOU KNOW YOUR DADDY IS AWAY IN YUMA. 1797 01:17:26,442 --> 01:17:28,782 HE HAD A MATCH. BUT I TOLD HIM I'D TAKE 1798 01:17:28,812 --> 01:17:31,182 [Singsong voice] REAL GOOD CARE OF YOU. 1799 01:17:31,214 --> 01:17:33,924 -HERE, BRANDIE. 1800 01:17:33,950 --> 01:17:35,790 -[ CHUCKLES ] 1801 01:17:42,425 --> 01:17:46,825 -SO, YOU NEED TO START DRESSING A LITTLE MORE RESPECTABLE. 1802 01:17:46,863 --> 01:17:49,003 -THIS IS REALLY GREAT WHAT YOU DID. 1803 01:17:49,032 --> 01:17:51,132 WE ARE GONNA BE SO HAPPY TOGETHER! 1804 01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:55,397 -UM, CAN I GIVE THIS TO YOU OUTSIDE? 1805 01:17:57,173 --> 01:17:59,343 AWESOME. BYE, BABY. COME ON. 1806 01:17:59,375 --> 01:18:01,275 -COME HERE, CHAMP. LET ME LOOK AT YOU. 1807 01:18:01,310 --> 01:18:03,180 -LOOK AT ME, DAD. -LOOK AT THAT! 1808 01:18:03,212 --> 01:18:06,222 SHE MADE YOU STRONGER, TOO, HUH? 1809 01:18:09,285 --> 01:18:11,345 -[ SIGHS ] 1810 01:18:13,823 --> 01:18:16,493 HERE. OPEN IT. 1811 01:18:16,525 --> 01:18:18,995 [ PAPER RIPPING ] 1812 01:18:19,028 --> 01:18:23,028 -YOUR HAMMERED GOLD RECORD? 1813 01:18:23,066 --> 01:18:25,936 -WELL, I FIGURED IT WOULD TAKE CARE OF YOUR ACCOUNT 1814 01:18:25,969 --> 01:18:27,499 OVER THERE AT THE DOLLAR KING, 1815 01:18:27,536 --> 01:18:29,836 'CAUSE I KNOW ALL THAT WASN'T CHEAP. 1816 01:18:29,873 --> 01:18:31,843 -WOW. 1817 01:18:34,944 --> 01:18:36,754 THE HARLEY? 1818 01:18:36,780 --> 01:18:40,280 AND THE RING, TOO? 1819 01:18:40,316 --> 01:18:42,286 DOES THIS MEAN "NO"? 1820 01:18:42,318 --> 01:18:44,148 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU. 1821 01:18:44,187 --> 01:18:45,917 -OH, WAYNE, YOU ONLY LOVE ME 1822 01:18:45,955 --> 01:18:48,055 BECAUSE WE LIVE IN THIS CRAP TOWN. 1823 01:18:48,091 --> 01:18:50,431 BUT WHEN YOU GET TO WHERE YOU'RE GOING, 1824 01:18:50,459 --> 01:18:53,859 YOU'RE GONNA FIND SOMEBODY THAT YOU DESERVE TO BE WITH. 1825 01:18:53,897 --> 01:18:56,227 YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE IN A TRAILER PARK. 1826 01:18:56,265 --> 01:18:58,765 YOU'RE GONNA DO BIG THINGS IN THIS LIFE -- 1827 01:18:58,802 --> 01:19:01,002 IMPORTANT THINGS. 1828 01:19:01,037 --> 01:19:02,267 -YOU REALLY THINK SO? 1829 01:19:02,305 --> 01:19:04,365 -I KNOW SO. 1830 01:19:04,407 --> 01:19:06,407 OKAY, SO I HAVE ONE MORE GIFT FOR YOU, 1831 01:19:06,442 --> 01:19:08,012 BUT YOU HAVE TO TURN AROUND. 1832 01:19:12,415 --> 01:19:13,975 -HEY! 1833 01:19:14,017 --> 01:19:17,917 -WELL, NOW YOU'RE ALL READY FOR COLLEGE! 1834 01:19:17,954 --> 01:19:21,324 COME HERE, WAYNE. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1835 01:19:23,059 --> 01:19:25,389 -OH. EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME, MISS? 1836 01:19:25,428 --> 01:19:28,258 [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH. I-IS THE SALON OPEN? 1837 01:19:28,297 --> 01:19:30,267 -C-C-CAN YOU SEE THAT WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING? 1838 01:19:30,299 --> 01:19:32,269 -CIND, YOU MIGHT WANT TO... 1839 01:19:32,301 --> 01:19:34,141 MA'AM, I APOLOGIZE FOR HER. 1840 01:19:34,170 --> 01:19:37,370 SHE CAN BE A TAD ON THE ABRASIVE SIDE SOMETIMES. 1841 01:19:37,406 --> 01:19:40,006 BUT HER HEART'S IN THE RIGHT PLACE. 1842 01:19:40,043 --> 01:19:42,883 -LOOK AT YOU USING ALL THESE BIG COLLEGE WORDS ALREADY. 1843 01:19:42,912 --> 01:19:44,482 -I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTRUDE. 1844 01:19:44,513 --> 01:19:46,483 I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF THE SALON WAS OPEN, 1845 01:19:46,515 --> 01:19:48,575 'CAUSE I WANTED, YOU KNOW, A REDO OR A REBIRTH. 1846 01:19:48,617 --> 01:19:50,347 -YOU KNOW, I'VE HEARD ALL THE STOR-- 1847 01:19:50,386 --> 01:19:51,546 -HEY, LISTEN, I REALLY DON'T NEED 1848 01:19:51,587 --> 01:19:53,317 TO HEAR YOUR LIFE STORY, OKAY? 1849 01:19:53,356 --> 01:19:54,856 CAN YOU COME BACK IN AN HOUR, AND I'LL FIX THAT MESS? 1850 01:19:54,891 --> 01:19:57,161 -OKAY. AN HOUR. 1851 01:19:57,193 --> 01:19:58,363 -[ Chuckling ] CINDY. 1852 01:19:58,394 --> 01:20:00,134 -WHAT? 1853 01:20:00,163 --> 01:20:02,073 -YOU SHOULD BE NICE. 1854 01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:07,373 [ SIGHS ] MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1855 01:20:17,613 --> 01:20:19,553 -[ SIGHS ] 1856 01:20:19,582 --> 01:20:22,022 WAYNE. 1857 01:20:22,051 --> 01:20:24,391 YOU TAKE CARE. 1858 01:20:27,223 --> 01:20:28,963 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 1859 01:20:36,432 --> 01:20:38,902 -SEE, YOU COULD WEAR THAT TO THE SIZZLER OR THE PROM. 1860 01:20:38,935 --> 01:20:40,235 THAT IS GORGEOUS. 1861 01:20:40,269 --> 01:20:41,599 -IT'S GROWING ON ME. 1862 01:20:41,637 --> 01:20:44,407 -[ SIGHS ] OKAY. 1863 01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:47,510 -I WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID FOR TIM. 1864 01:20:47,543 --> 01:20:49,183 IT PAINS TO SAY THIS, 1865 01:20:49,212 --> 01:20:52,022 BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM LOOK HAPPIER. 1866 01:20:52,048 --> 01:20:53,618 -SO IS THIS SOME SORT OF AN APOLOGY? 1867 01:20:57,020 --> 01:20:58,890 -WELL, LOOK, I'M SORRY, TOO. 1868 01:20:58,922 --> 01:21:00,362 SO... 1869 01:21:00,389 --> 01:21:03,029 -UH, UH. BABY STEPS. 1870 01:21:03,059 --> 01:21:06,399 -[ Chuckling ] I AGREE. [ SPITS ] 1871 01:21:08,264 --> 01:21:10,304 -[ SPITS ] 1872 01:21:12,035 --> 01:21:14,395 -IS EVERYTHING OKAY, LADIES? 1873 01:21:14,437 --> 01:21:16,167 -YES. 1874 01:21:16,205 --> 01:21:19,275 -AH! I KNEW IT! 1875 01:21:19,308 --> 01:21:21,208 [ ALL CHUCKLING ] 1876 01:21:21,244 --> 01:21:23,914 -SO, BOB, I WAS THINKING ABOUT A CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR YOU. 1877 01:21:23,947 --> 01:21:26,517 -OH, NO. THIS IS ALL THE GIFT I NEED. 1878 01:21:26,549 --> 01:21:29,119 -SINCE MAMA HANDED ME THIS STORE, 1879 01:21:29,152 --> 01:21:32,962 AND SHE'S YOUR MAMA, TOO, WHY DON'T WE BECOME PARTNERS? 1880 01:21:32,989 --> 01:21:34,459 -OH. 1881 01:21:34,490 --> 01:21:36,560 I-I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 1882 01:21:36,592 --> 01:21:39,362 -UM...YOU KNOW, IT MIGHT NOT BE A BAD IDEA. 1883 01:21:39,395 --> 01:21:42,125 LOOK, THERE IS -- THERE'S A LINE OUTSIDE THE DOOR. 1884 01:21:42,165 --> 01:21:46,995 -BUT WE CAN TALK ABOUT THAT, BUT NOT TODAY. 1885 01:21:47,036 --> 01:21:50,036 TODAY IS CHRISTMAS. 1886 01:21:50,073 --> 01:21:52,243 -WELL, MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU TWO. 1887 01:21:52,275 --> 01:21:53,935 -MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1888 01:21:53,977 --> 01:21:55,607 -AND MERRY CHRISTMAS, KIDS! 1889 01:21:59,048 --> 01:22:01,418 NOW, YOU GUYS... 1890 01:22:01,450 --> 01:22:03,720 I KNOW I DON'T SAY THIS ENOUGH, 1891 01:22:03,752 --> 01:22:08,092 BUT I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS ENTIRE WORLD. 1892 01:22:08,124 --> 01:22:09,564 AND THAT'S WHY I NAMED YOU 1893 01:22:09,592 --> 01:22:13,062 AFTER SOME OF MY FAVORITE THINGS -- CHEEZ DOODLES. 1894 01:22:13,096 --> 01:22:14,696 [ BABY COOS ] 1895 01:22:14,730 --> 01:22:17,130 SKOAL. 1896 01:22:17,166 --> 01:22:18,366 BRANDIE. 1897 01:22:18,401 --> 01:22:19,641 -BUT YOU DIDN'T NAME ME. 1898 01:22:19,668 --> 01:22:21,638 -I KNOW, BUT I STILL LIKE BRANDIE. 1899 01:22:21,670 --> 01:22:24,540 AND I LOVE YOU LIKE YOU'RE ONE OF MY OWN. 1900 01:22:24,573 --> 01:22:28,683 'CAUSE FAMILY IS VERY IMPORTANT, OKAY? 1901 01:22:28,711 --> 01:22:31,181 FAMILY IS ALL WE REALLY GOT. 1902 01:22:31,214 --> 01:22:33,984 AND, HARLEY, MY ANGEL. 1903 01:22:34,017 --> 01:22:38,017 YOU KNOW I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU THE MOST. 1904 01:22:38,054 --> 01:22:40,624 I'M JUST KIDDING. I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS. 1905 01:22:40,656 --> 01:22:42,056 BUT I LOVE YOU. 1906 01:22:44,260 --> 01:22:46,660 AND THIS IS FOR YOU. 1907 01:22:46,695 --> 01:22:48,095 -THANK YOU, MAMA. 1908 01:22:48,131 --> 01:22:49,331 -YOU'RE WELCOME. 1909 01:22:49,365 --> 01:22:52,235 -* NOEL, NOEL 1910 01:22:52,268 --> 01:22:54,638 -IT'S JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING. 1911 01:22:54,670 --> 01:22:56,440 -I LOVE IT, MAMA. 1912 01:22:56,472 --> 01:22:59,142 -OH, DON'T GO BS'ing ME, BOY. 1913 01:22:59,175 --> 01:23:03,305 IT'S, UH -- IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE WHEN YOU -- 1914 01:23:03,346 --> 01:23:05,176 [SIGHS] WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE SOMETHING, 1915 01:23:05,214 --> 01:23:07,324 BUT IT'S LIKE -- IT'S LIKE IT MEANS SOMETHING, 1916 01:23:07,350 --> 01:23:08,720 BUT IT'S... 1917 01:23:08,751 --> 01:23:10,151 HELP ME. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 1918 01:23:10,186 --> 01:23:12,316 -A SYMBOL? -YES! A SYMBOL! 1919 01:23:12,355 --> 01:23:14,315 DANG! WAYNE MUST HAVE BEEN TEACHING YOU 1920 01:23:14,357 --> 01:23:15,657 WHILE I WAS OUT DOING... 1921 01:23:15,691 --> 01:23:17,391 DOING MY THING. 1922 01:23:17,426 --> 01:23:21,556 SO, THAT IS SUPPOSED TO REMIND YOU 1923 01:23:21,597 --> 01:23:23,427 OF WHERE YOU'VE COME FROM, 1924 01:23:23,466 --> 01:23:26,196 BUT NOT WHERE YOU'RE GOING, OKAY? 1925 01:23:26,235 --> 01:23:29,665 AND THAT'S PROBABLY ME IN THERE WITH MY FEET UP ON THE RECLINER 1926 01:23:29,705 --> 01:23:32,705 AFTER A HARD DAY AT GIRL CURL -- JUST LAZY. 1927 01:23:32,741 --> 01:23:34,111 [ CHUCKLES ] 1928 01:23:34,143 --> 01:23:35,343 MAKE IT SNOW! 1929 01:23:35,378 --> 01:23:38,608 -[ CHUCKLES ] 1930 01:23:38,647 --> 01:23:40,277 -[CHUCKLES] ALL RIGHT. 1931 01:23:40,316 --> 01:23:43,546 -THIS IS ONE BADASS CHRISTMAS! 1932 01:23:43,586 --> 01:23:45,786 -TIM, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE! 1933 01:23:45,821 --> 01:23:47,591 -* WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1934 01:23:47,623 --> 01:23:50,093 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1935 01:23:50,126 --> 01:23:52,296 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1936 01:23:52,328 --> 01:23:54,398 * AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR 1937 01:23:54,430 --> 01:23:57,370 * GOOD TIDINGS TO YOU 1938 01:23:57,400 --> 01:23:58,570 -MEGA HUG. 1939 01:23:58,601 --> 01:24:00,101 -* TO YOU AND YOUR KIN 1940 01:24:00,136 --> 01:24:02,106 * GOOD TIDINGS FOR CHRISTMAS 1941 01:24:02,138 --> 01:24:04,608 * AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR 1942 01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:08,410 -WELL... I THINK THAT PRETTY WELL. 1943 01:24:08,444 --> 01:24:10,454 -SHE'S A CHANGED PERSON! 1944 01:24:10,479 --> 01:24:12,419 -AW, SHE'LL BLOW IT. 1945 01:24:12,448 --> 01:24:15,278 BUT TODAY SHE'S HAVING A GOOD ONE. 1946 01:24:15,318 --> 01:24:17,118 [ COUGHING ] 1947 01:24:17,153 --> 01:24:19,393 -* WE WON'T GO UNTIL WE GET SOME * 1948 01:24:19,422 --> 01:24:21,262 -ONLY ONE FOR YOU. 1949 01:24:21,290 --> 01:24:24,090 -[ CHUCKLES ] OKAY. 1950 01:24:24,127 --> 01:24:25,257 -AHH! 1951 01:24:25,294 --> 01:24:26,864 -HEY. 1952 01:24:26,895 --> 01:24:28,725 -MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1953 01:24:28,764 --> 01:24:30,274 -CHEERS. [ CHUCKLES ] 1954 01:24:30,299 --> 01:24:31,469 -SALUD. 1955 01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:33,270 -MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1956 01:24:33,302 --> 01:24:36,342 -[ CLICKS TONGUE ] 1957 01:24:36,372 --> 01:24:38,112 -I LOVE CHRISTMAS. 1958 01:24:38,141 --> 01:24:39,711 -I LOVE THIS. 1959 01:24:39,742 --> 01:24:42,182 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 1960 01:24:42,211 --> 01:24:45,251 -* WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1961 01:24:45,281 --> 01:24:47,551 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1962 01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:49,723 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1963 01:24:49,752 --> 01:24:52,462 * AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR 1964 01:24:52,488 --> 01:24:54,588 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1965 01:24:54,623 --> 01:24:57,193 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1966 01:24:57,226 --> 01:24:59,396 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1967 01:24:59,428 --> 01:25:01,858 * AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR 1968 01:25:01,897 --> 01:25:04,467 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1969 01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:13,540 * AND A HAPPY NEW YE-E-EAR 1970 01:25:13,576 --> 01:25:17,106 * YEAH! HEY, HEY! 1971 01:25:19,915 --> 01:25:22,685 [ "JINGLE BELLS" PLAYS ] 1972 01:25:24,787 --> 01:25:27,487 -JINGLE BELLS! JINGLE BELLS! 1973 01:25:27,523 --> 01:25:29,163 JINGLE ALL THE WAY! 1974 01:25:29,192 --> 01:25:32,602 OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE 1975 01:25:32,628 --> 01:25:36,328 ON A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH! 1976 01:25:36,365 --> 01:25:37,525 YEAH! 1977 01:25:37,566 --> 01:25:38,896 YEAH! 1978 01:25:38,934 --> 01:25:41,804 YEAH! CAN I HEAR A "JINGLE BELLS"?! 1979 01:25:41,837 --> 01:25:45,267 -* DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW, IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH * 1980 01:25:45,308 --> 01:25:48,608 -* O'ER THE FIELDS WE GO, LAUGHING ALL THE WAY * 1981 01:25:48,644 --> 01:25:51,384 -[ LAUGHS ] 1982 01:25:51,414 --> 01:25:54,184 -* JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS 1983 01:25:54,217 --> 01:25:56,417 [ HUMMING WITH MOUTH FULL ] 1984 01:25:56,452 --> 01:25:59,962 -* OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH * 1985 01:25:59,988 --> 01:26:01,818 -HEY! 1986 01:26:01,857 --> 01:26:05,657 -* JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAY * 1987 01:26:05,694 --> 01:26:08,834 * OH, WHAT FUN [Laughing] IT IS TO RIDE... * 1988 01:26:08,864 --> 01:26:11,434 -* JINGLE ALL THE WAY 1989 01:26:11,467 --> 01:26:13,837 -* OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE 1990 01:26:13,869 --> 01:26:17,509 * IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH 1991 01:26:17,540 --> 01:26:19,280 -* JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS 1992 01:26:19,308 --> 01:26:21,438 * JINGLE ALL THE WAY 1993 01:26:21,477 --> 01:26:24,377 * WHAT'S THE PART WHERE ROBIN AND BATMAN SAY SOMETHING? * 1994 01:26:24,413 --> 01:26:26,923 -* BATMAN SMELLS, ROBIN LAID AN EGG * 1995 01:26:26,949 --> 01:26:28,779 -* OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH * 1996 01:26:28,817 --> 01:26:30,587 HEY! 1997 01:26:30,619 --> 01:26:35,619 -* OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE-HORSE... * 1998 01:26:37,826 --> 01:26:44,526 -* OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH * 1999 01:26:44,567 --> 01:26:46,397 -* SLEIGH! 2000 01:26:46,435 --> 01:26:51,235 * YEAH-HEY-HEY, YEAH-HEY