有人吗 Hello?
有人能听到吗 Can anyone hear me?
真是太不可思议了 This is unbelievable.
有七千人在线看这个视频 There are seven thousand people watching this stream,
而且平台完美运行 and it's working flawlessly.
缓冲事件几率小于0.5% Rebuffering events are below 0.5%.
即便他啜泣时会晃动摄像头 Even when his sobbing shakes the camera
视频完全不卡 而且清晰度棒极了 there's no blocking at all. And the quality is great.
为什么会这样 Why?
还有好消息 马上有暴风雨 More good news. There's a storm coming.
急救人员绝对没法去救他 There's no way the EMS guys can get up there.
他的呼救会持续一整天 This could go on all day.
多谢你们的合作 先生们 Appreciate your cooperation here, gentlemen.
我们下午见 We'll see you this afternoon.
理查德 我很抱歉 Richard, I'm sorry about that.
不 没关系 No, it's fine.
正在起诉我们的公司派了他们的首席律师 The lead counsel of the company that's suing us
刚带着他们的工程师大摇大摆地巡视了这里 just marched their engineer through the house
以保证他们将依法占有的平台已一切就绪 to make sure the platform they want to seize is ready for them.
这感觉棒极了 That felt great.
感觉他们认为自己已经赢了 It's like they assume they've already won.
他们还有可能输掉官司吗 Is there any chance they haven't?
该死 理查德 Goddammit, Richard.
不止偷吃了一半我买的四盒装费奇酸奶 In addition to stealing two of my four packs of Fage yogurt,
你这帮马上失业的码农傻逼 your ship-jumping coder cunts
顺走了我所有剩下的厕纸 这样... happened to walk off with the rest of our toilet paper, so that...
说到擦不净冲不掉的屎 Speaking of shit that can't be wiped away and flushed,
你还好吗 屎神先生 how are you, Mr. "Mohanahan"?
早上好 巴赫曼先生 Morning, Mr. Bachman.
你不应该有话对我说吗 I don't suppose you have anything to say to me
向我道个歉 by way of an apology?
为了什么 For?
为了昨天 For the embarrassing ordeal
你让我在九个人面前丢尽了脸 that you put me through yesterday in front of over nine people.
我认为你才是该道歉的人 巴赫曼先生 I think you should be the one apologizing, Mr. Bachman.
你当时情绪失控 搞砸了仲裁 You lost your composure and ruined our entire case.
我们三点见 I'll see you gentlemen at 3:00.
我不会去白白受辱的 I shan't be attending out of contempt,
我们这就相忘于江湖吧 so this will have to serve as our goodbye.
在屁股被门砸开花前赶紧滚蛋吧 Don't let the door hit ya where God split ya.
-真是抱歉 -没事 -I'm sorry. -No.
理查德 我们在那里见吧 Richard, I'll see you there?
好的 Yeah.
彼得 Pete?
我们还有可能赢这场官司吗 Do we have any chance of winning this?
当你雇我时 When you hired me,
我说过我永远都不会骗你 理查德 I told you I would never lie to you, Richard.
对 没错 你是说过 Yeah, that's true. You did.
咱们三点见 I'll see you at 3:00.
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你好啊 邻居 Oh, hello, neighbor.
邻居好 Neighbor.
很快就不是了 露易丝帮我卖掉了房子 Not for long. Louise helped me sell my house.
亚利桑那州关于雪貂的法律可开明多了 The ferret laws are much more enlightened in Arizona.
亚利桑那啊 Arizona, huh?
你一个月内就变人干了 You'll be dead in a month.
我们会想你的 We'll miss you.
这是你家 This your home?
没错 Indeed it is.
你想卖吗 现在行情不错 Are you interested in selling? It's a great time.
不感兴趣 住在里面的家伙们都指望着我呢 Not interested. There are people in there who depend on me.
是真正的人 不是黄鼠狼 Human people. Not weasel animals.
我养的是雪貂 It's a ferret.
-黄鼠狼 -雪貂 -Weasels. -Ferrets!
在街区拐角 占地面积挺大 Corner lot, good square footage.
我应该能帮你卖到比诺亚更高的价钱 I could probably get you a lot more than I got Noah.
你替他卖了多少钱 How much did you get him?
等下 你就这样把房子卖了 Wait. You're selling the house just like that?
那不是草率行事 做这决定我很心痛 It wasn't a rash decision. I agonized over it.
但你的孵化器怎么办 But what about your incubator?
你说呢 贾里德 What about it, Jared?
'魔笛手'已经屁滚尿流了 Pied Piper has caked its pants,
杨靖拿到投资的机会 Jian-Yang's chances of investment
真正可以说是随烟飘散了 have literally gone up in smoke,
你也听到了昨天莫纳汉在法庭上的话 and you heard what Monahan said in court yesterday.
市场力量和随机事件都与我对立 Market forces and random events have conspired against me
让我的孵化器毫无成功的可能 to make the success of my incubator all but impossible.
说到底 我其实运营了 Functionally, all I've really achieved
一家廉租房 在这里人们吃喝拉撒 is running a flop house where guys have shat,
吹牛撸管 而且从来没付过我房租 jerked off, and paid me no rent.
为什么没有人来救我 Why won't anyone come get me?
至少我们做成了一件事 Well, we have accomplished one other thing.
已经有超过两万人在观看了 We're up over 20,000 viewers.
我操 真的吗 Holy shit. Really?
'BuzzFeed'上有我们的链接 BuzzFeed linked to us.
'Reddit'有关于我们的帖子 Now we're picking up on Reddit.
这家伙跌下悬崖是我们第一次开始走运 This guy falling off a cliff is the first good luck we've had.
但就在我们引起世人注意时 And right as we're gaining attraction,
我们却必须把公司拱手让给傻逼盖文·贝尔森 we have to hand it all over to Gavin fucking Belson.
真他妈的 This is fucked.
我们没法给他 We can't give it to him...
如果东西不在我们手上的话 if we don't have it to give.
你这是什么意思 What do you mean?
平台确实在我们手上 我们必须给他 We do have it, and we have to give it.
他想从我们手里夺走的一切 100% of what he's trying to take from us
都存储在这屋子里的服务器中 exists digitally on servers in this house.
如果我们清掉服务器 那他就什么都拿不到 If we nuke them, there's nothing for him to seize.
然后告诉他这一切都是意外 As far as he knows, it's an accident.
没人会信的 No one would believe that.
两周前 我们意外删掉了 Two weeks ago, we accidentally erased
'色界'三分之一的视频数据 one-third of Intersite's entire library.
我想别人已经认为我们 I think we've established our ineptitude
粗心大意到无可救药的地步 beyond a reasonable doubt.
管他呢 Fuck it.
我说不如把所有东西都删了 I say we delete everything.
不 不 不行 No. No. No. No.
伙计们 我们不是这种人 不毁掉东西 Guys, that's not what we do. We don't destroy things.
至少不是故意为之 Not on purpose, anyway.
对吗 你们一开始 Right? Isn't that the whole reason
加入这公司 不就是为了 why you got into this in the first place,
创造点牛逼的东西吗 to build cool shit?
看看这在线视频 真他妈完美 I mean, look at that livestream. It's fucking perfect.
即便最后这公司归'互利'所有 And even if Hooli ends up owning it,
我们是白手起家 we built it with no resources
而且克服了无穷无尽的障碍 and a fucking stream of endless obstacles.
我也说不清 我有点想看能做到多大规模 I don't know, I mean, I kind of want to see how big it can get,
直到盖文·贝尔森横插一脚 right up until the point where Gavin Belson
把'魔笛手'据为所有 has to fucking take it from us.
伙计 曼尼·帕块喔是谁 Guys, who is Manny "Pa-qui-oh"?
帕奎奥 他是地球上最有名的人之一 Pacquiao? He's one of the most famous people on the planet Earth.
曼尼·帕奎奥 那个菲律宾立法委员 Oh! Manny Pacquiao, the Filipino legislator.
不 拳击手 No, boxer.
好吧 他刚才微博发了我们在线视频的链接 Okay, well, he just tweeted a link to our livestream,
他有将近两百万粉丝 and he has almost two million followers.
我操 Oh, fuck.
我操 我们得提高运算能力 Oh, fuck. We got to scale up
这样才能搞定这么多的在线流量 if we're going to handle that kind of traffic.
我来压缩资源配置文件 I'm gonna compress the Manifests.
我来中止最高的带宽 以留出更多动态余量 I'll kill the highest bitrate to give us more headroom.
我一直都想加入自杀小组 I've always wanted to be part of a suicide pact.
什么 我们不是在干那个 What? That's not what we're doing.
吉尔弗约尔 在线观看人数突破五万了 Hey, Gilfoyle, we're up to 50,000 views.
老天 感觉这里能直接煎蛋了 Whoa, it is, like, 500 degrees in here.
是啊 安东都汗流浃背了 Yeah. Anton is really starting to sweat.
我还是无法相信你竟然给服务器起了个男名 Yeah, I still can't believe you gave the servers a man's name.
抱歉 我实在想不起你妈叫什么 Sorry, I couldn't remember your mother's name.
不如我把车库门打开吧 Hey, why don't I just open up the garage door?
给这里通通风 Let some fresh air in here.
当然可以 如果你想让冷却系统停止工作 Yeah, sure, if you want the cooling system to shut down
把这里的一切都熔毁就请便吧 and everything in here to turn to magma.
实际上 算上我刚添加的新服务器 Actually, with all the new servers I have running,
我们会达到电流的最高负荷 we're about to max out the amperage
最后烧毁主断路器 and blow the main breaker anyway.
迟早 Sooner or later,
吉尔弗约尔的服务器会故障 然后一切玩完 Gilfoyle's servers are gonna fail, and then it's all done.
我的服务器可以搞定现在流量的十倍 My servers can handle 10 times the traffic
如果没被你那屎一样的代码库拖后腿的话 if they weren't busy apologizing for your shit codebase.
是吗 那我的代码库可以搞定现在的流量 Oh, yeah? Well, my codebase could handle this traffic,
操你老妈 拍个视频 fuck your mother, make a video of it,
把它上传 那个视频都绝对不会卡 upload it, and even that video would not even buffer.
彼得 Hey, Pete.
我刚接到法官的通知 Hey, I just heard from the Judge.
他今天准备早一小时开庭 He's gonna call us in an hour early.
早一小时 这是为什么 Early? What does that mean?
这要么是极好 要么是极坏的兆头 Well, it's either a very good or a very bad sign.
实际上 几乎都是坏兆头 Well, actually, it's almost always bad.
我收回前言 这不是什么好事 I take it back. It's a bad thing.
不如你先过去 Why don't you head over,
我在那和你碰头 I'll see you when you get there, okay?
几位 我得走了 Hey, guys, I gotta go.
到时候了 It's time.
尽量保持上线运行 好吗 Try to keep it online as long as you can, okay?
-凭啥啊 -图像质量太完美了 -Why? -The picture quality is remarkable.
而这一切都是靠他们自己在车库里 And this is all hosted at a data center
-搭建的数据中心运行的 -救命啊 -they built themselves in their garage. -Please help me.
没错 That's right.
-太厉害了 -什么人来救救我 -Very impressive. -Please someone help me!
在菲律宾已经蹿红网络了 你看 It's already becoming a meme in the Philippines. Look.
为什么没人来救我 Why won't anyone come help me?
能不能来个人救我 Can anyone hear me?
有人吗 Hello?
菲律宾人觉得这很好玩吗 And Filipinos find this amusing?
-有没有人能听到我 -显然是 -Can anyone hear me? -Apparently.
快救救我 Please help me.
我下半身都没感觉了 I've lost all feeling below the waist.
-苍天啊 -真是个神奇的国家 -Why? -They are a fascinating people.
在线人数有多少了 How are the numbers?
除非观众觉得无聊关闭视频 Unless people start getting bored and tuning out,
否则我们就要达到流量上限了 we're gonna hit our capacity.
见鬼 Fuck.
渴死我了 I'm so dehydrated.
我得往我的水壶里尿尿了 I'm gonna have to urinate into my water bottle.
这老兄不会要喝自己的尿吧 This guy's gonna drink his own piss?
精彩过头了 我们要被成功压垮了 That's too good. We're gonna fail by succeeding.
贾里德 把那些服务器接上 Jared, I need you to plug those servers in now.
遵命 船长 Aye-aye, captain.
一群小丑 走了正好 What a shit-circus. Good riddance.
这房子你不会卖的 You're never gonna sell.
-什么 -你看看这里在发生什么 -What? -Look what's happening here.
多神奇啊 It's magical.
唯一神奇的是这三年来你们是如何 The only thing magical is how much this house has appreciated
对待这房子的 贾里德 in the last three years, Jared.
我卖定了 I'm selling.
你换来的只有钱 钱是没有价值的 That's just money. It has no real value.
钱本身就是价值符号 It literally defines value.
瞧瞧这个支票 看见了吗 Look at this check. All right?
你没法兑现 但你想想它代表的意义 You can't actually cash it, but think about what it represents.
意义是无价的 It's priceless.
贾里德 你的人事档案我仔细看过 Jared, I saw your entire HR file.
就在'互利'的披露文件里 It was in the Hooli disclosure.
你薪资优厚 还有职工认股 You had a fat salary and stock options.
到现在怎么也得是个高级副总了 By now, you would be a senior VP.
你却扭头到这里来给一个没准30小时后 But instead, you walked away to wrangle extension cords
就要关门的公司理线团 for a company that will be defunct in maybe 30 hours.
如果你连哪怕一丁点 If you're not kicking yourself
悔意都没有的话 你就真是疯了 even just a little bit, you are objectively insane.
工作哪儿都有 但看看我们 做着这一切 I can always find another job, but look at us... doing this.
多么令人着迷 难道你感觉不到这魔力吗 It's intoxicating. Don't act like it's not magical.
多美妙啊 It is.
搞什么鬼呢 What the fuck is that?
我的天 Jesus Christ!
又出什么幺蛾子 What the fucking fuck?
哥几个 Hey, guys.
今天下家就要来看房了 你没病吧 On the day that I'm showing the place? Are you serious?
我必须缩短走线长度 所以 I had to shorten up the cable run, so--
这里开个口离车库最近 没办法 This is the shortest distance to the garage. Had to do it.
太神奇了 It's magical.
首先 拿起宽边 So, start with the wide end.
理查德 Oh, Richard.
我来帮你系吧 Here, let me help you with that.
可以吗 May I?
-别紧张 -好的 -Relax. -Okay.
就是系个领带而已 Just gonna tie your tie.
这样 All right.
局面到了这一步我很遗憾 理查德 I feel terrible it's come to this, Richard.
不过谁知道呢 But who knows?
有时候这么解决对大家都最好 Sometimes things like this are for the best.
特别是对我而言 I know this one is for me.
要不是你敲诈我 逼我上仲裁庭 If you hadn't blackmailed me into this arbitration,
我本来是想跟'互利'的董事会 I was gonna have to go in front of the Hooli Board of Directors
要2.5亿来收购你们的 and ask for $250 million to buy you out.
2.5亿 $250 million?
不管你信不信 Believe it or not,
只有你的算法能让'纽核力'成功 your algorithm is the only way to make Nucleus work.
我已经打算要不惜一切代价 I was ready to pay whatever it took.
我问你 如果我现在出一千万美元 Let me ask you this. If I offered you 10 million for Pied Piper
收购'魔笛手' 在开庭之前 你愿卖吗 right now, before we even go in there, would you take it?
真的吗 你愿意出价收购 Really? You'd do that?
不 当然不会了 No, of course not.
马上'魔笛手'就免费归我了 逗逗你而已 I'm about to get it for free. I'm just fucking with you.
你以后肯定能想出更多 I'm sure you'll come up with plenty more
惊世骇俗的点子 理查德 once-in-a-lifetime ideas, Richard.
或者想不出 Or not.
系好了 There you go.
祝你仲裁好运 理查德 Good luck in there, Richard.
吉尔弗约尔 你在干什么 Gilfoyle, what are you doing?
把断路器卡住 这样就不会跳闸 Jamming the breakers so they don't trip.
难道不会有很大可能引起火灾吗 That's not a huge fucking fire hazard?
当然会了 Yeah, of course it is.
这破盒子随时都可能着火 This whole shit box could go up at any second.
不行 家里不能生火 No. No fires in here.
我告诫过杨靖同样的事 我应该说过 I already had that conversation with Jian-Yang, I think.
20万在线观众 操 200,000 views. Fuck!
吉尔弗约尔 我们现在得加上缓存机制 Gilfoyle, we need to build the caching mechanisms now!
只有这样才能提升服务器群的性能 It's the only way the clusters will scale.
好啊 挺不错 做吧 Okay, sounds good. Do it.
我自己做不来 吉尔弗约尔 I can't do it on my own, Gilfoyle!
埃利希 我还需要一位程序员 Hey, Erlich, I need another coder here!
这些家伙都帮不了我 None of these guys can help me.
抱歉 伙计 我不再写代码了 Sorry, amigo. I don't code anymore.
还记得吗 我得了鼠标手 Remember? Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
那我们完蛋了 这玩意随时都可能崩溃 Well, then we're fucked. This thing is gonna crash any second.
巴赫曼先生 Mr. Bachman,
-很抱歉这样突然造访 -埃利希 我说真的 -I am sorry to drop in on you like this... -Erlich, Seriously!
但我带了买主来 but I have got the buyers here.
该死 他要喝自己的尿了 Shit. He's gonna drink his own piss.
吉尔弗约尔 我他妈需要帮手 Gilfoyle, I need some fucking help!
抱歉 露易丝 现在不太合适 Sorry, Louise, this isn't a great time.
-我在开派对 -我告诉过你我在忙 -I'm entertaining... -I told you already, I'm busy!
而且我的墙面有点小破损 and I have some minor cosmetic repairs
修好后才能让买家看房 to do before I show the house.
没事 他们根本不准备看屋里 Oh, no, they don't even need to look inside.
他们只对土地的净值感兴趣 They only want the property for the lot value.
说真的 我自己搞不定 Seriously, I can't do this by myself!
净值 什么意思 Lot value? Meaning?
你应该明白你这房子绝对会被推倒重建的吧 You have to realize your house is a total teardown, right?
他们要把这房子拆了 They want to tear this place down?
吉尔弗约尔 需要缓存机制 Gilfoyle, the caching mechanisms!
系统要崩溃了 We're gonna crash!
我说过了 找埃利希帮忙 I told you, get Erlich to do it!
理查德交代过保持视频在线 Richard said keep it online!
-我自己搞不定 -巴赫曼先生 -I can't do this by myself! -Uh, Mr. Bachman...
他们想现在就出价 现金支付 they want to make an offer right now. All cash.
巴赫曼先生 我觉得你要是拒绝就太蠢了 Mr. Bachman, I think you would be foolish to turn this down.
你刚刚说我蠢吗 Did you just call me a fool?
-不 我只是想说 -女士 -No. All I meant was... -Madam,
你不应该站在别人家的门廊上说别人愚蠢 you do not call a man a fool on the transom of his own home.
这个家刚好是一家公司的全球总部 A home that happens to be the world headquarters of a company
这家公司提供在线视频 keeping streaming video
为上千万菲律宾人在线直播 of a man who's about to drink his own urine online
一个将要喝自己尿的男人 for tens of thousands of Filipinos.
对你来说 这听起来很愚蠢吗 Does that sound like foolishness to you?
你去告诉你的客户 无意冒犯 So, you can tell your clients, respectfully,
让他们能滚多远滚多远吧 that they may go fuck themselves.
好的 我来编译Varnish[网站快取服务器] All right, I'm gonna start compiling varnish
来缓存资源配置文件 to cache the manifest.
迪尼希 你负责减少 Dinesh, you reduce the seeds
P2P Swarm平台的种子数 明白吗 in the P2P Swarm, got it?
让我们他妈开干吧 Let's fucking do this.
我就知道你不会卖房 I knew you wouldn't sell.
贾里德无意冒犯 闭上臭嘴 老子干活呢 Jared, respectfully, shut the fuck up. I'm working.
我不想喝自己的尿 I don't wanna drink my pee.
这是什么味 What's that smell?
我准备做出最终决定 Which I weighed in making my final decision.
这是深思熟虑后的结果 A decision I do not take lightly.
现在 考虑到 Now, in concerning...
亨德里克斯先生 你在用手机吗 Mr. Hendricks, are you on your phone?
没有 No.
这上面写着 瞄准火源 It says, "Aim at the base of the fire."
火源是服务器 That's the servers.
如果喷到服务器 If you hit those servers,
你就毁了在线直播 贾里德 you kill our livestream, Jared.
好吧 我不知道该怎么做 Right, I don't know what to do.
298000位观众 298,000!
我们应该做个口头斯沃特分析吗 Should we do verbal SWOT analysis?
-299000 -我们的支票着了 -299,000! -Our check is burning.
他在喝自己的尿 他在喝尿 He's drinking his own urine. He's drinking his piss.
在线观看人数超过30万了 We're up over 300,000 viewers!
有人吗 我在下面 Hello? I'm down here!
-你好 -等等 那家伙他妈是谁 -Hello? -Wait, who the fuck is that guy?
等等 他们在救他 Wait, wait. They're rescuing him.
你们怎么花了那么久 Why did it take you so long?
信号丢失
等等 他把摄像头关了 Wait. He shut it off.
29万 27万 大家都退出了 290, 270... Everyone's leaving.
结束了 It's over.
我操 Holy shit.
我们成功了 我们他妈做到了 We did it. We fucking did it.
我们全程一直在线 真棒 We stayed online till the end. Look at that.
我操 是啊 Fuck, yeah.
不知道理查德看没看到 I wonder if Richard got to see that.
所以我别无选择 只能做出这一判决 Which is why I had no recourse but to rule that,
由于亨德里克斯先生本人已承认 since Mr. Hendricks, by his own admission,
使用了'互利'的设备开发'魔笛手' used Hooli equipment to facilitate the development of Pied Piper,
那么根据《加利佛尼亚州劳动法》 then pursuant to California Labor Code,
承认'互利'对'魔笛手'知识产权的所有权 Hooli has a right to ownership of Pied Piper's underlying IP.
恭喜 Congrats.
恭喜 Congratulations.
-做得很好 -恭喜 -Very well done. -Congratulations.
理查德 我很抱歉 Richard, I'm sorry.
真心的 I really am.
我改主意了 删掉 全部删掉
我们现在有78位观众 We're now at 78 viewers,
信号丢失
这还是挺高的 毕竟谁会盯着空白屏幕看 which still seems high. Like, who's watching a blank screen?
我们从未失败过 各位 We never went down, gents.
多亏了安东我们才能成功 Anton really carried us.
我改主意了 删掉 全部删掉
首先 这名字还是很奇怪 One, still a weird name,
我们败诉了 这是我的公司 马上全删掉
其次 证明了我们软件堆栈的价值 and two, this was a win for our software stack.
你的软件连跪舔我的蛋蛋都不配 Your software can choke on my fat fucking balls.
各位 Guys...
理查德刚给我发了短信 Richard just texted me.
他说删掉软件 He says delete it.
-什么 -他说都删掉 -What? -He says,
我们败诉了 这是我的公司 马上全删掉 "We just lost. It's my company. Delete it all. Now."
操他妈的 Motherfucker.
'魔笛手' 你承认了所有这些细节指控 Now, Pied Piper, you conceded on all of these minor counts.
因此 在'违约雇佣'这一点上 Accordingly, on the count of wrongful solicitation,
理查德·亨德里克斯 I find Richard Hendricks did indeed
在雇佣一名'互利'员工唐纳德·邓恩 breach his contract with Hooli
又称贾里德 或者另贾 的时候 when he hired away a Hooli employee, one Donald Dunn,
明显违背了与'互利'的合同 AKA Jared, AKA O.J., apparently.
可事情也因此变得有趣 But this is where things get interesting.
贝尔森先生 合同中有一条款 Mr. Belson, there is language in this contract
已被加利福尼亚最高法院判为缺乏法律效应 that the California Supreme Court has deemed unlawful.
即禁止邓恩先生寻找别的工作机会 Preventing Mr. Dunn from seeking employment elsewhere
违犯了他的权利 is a violation of his rights.
你意识到这一点了吗 Are you aware of this?
我当时没有 但如果能避免更多麻烦 I was not, but I'm willing to drop that count altogether
我愿意放弃该项指控 if it makes things easier.
事情是这样的 Well, here's the thing.
在亨德里克斯先生的雇佣合同里的 This clause was unlawful when you included it
同一条款是没有法律效应的 in Mr. Hendricks' employment agreement.
对 正如我所说 我愿意放弃起诉这一点 Right. As I said, I'm willing to just move past this.
再说一次 我不认为你听明白了 See, again, I don't think you understand.
如果亨德里克斯先生没有雇佣邓恩先生 If Mr. Hendricks hadn't hired Mr. Dunn,
或者你没有追究过这一雇佣关系 or you hadn't pursued him for that hire,
我不确定自己是否会注意到这一违法行为 I'm not sure I would've noticed the violation.
但你追究了 所以我注意到了 But you did, so I did.
这是怎么回事 What's happening?
声张正义 宝贝 Justice, baby.
我发现 And what I find is,
这一合同没有法律效应 this is an unenforceable contract.
它完全无效 It is null and void.
所以 事实上亨德里克斯先生 So, effectively, Mr. Hendricks never had
从未与'互利'存在真正的雇佣关系 a valid employment agreement with Hooli.
因此 '互利'对于'魔笛手'的知识产权 As a result, Hooli has no claim to ownership
不存在所有权 of Pied Piper's underlying IP.
这就是我的裁决 That is my ruling
根据你们的仲裁协议 and per your arbitration agreement,
该结果为最终结果并对双方均有约束力 it is binding and final.
谢谢各位 Thank you, everyone.
怎么他妈回事 我们居然输了 What the fuck just happened? We lost?
你他妈的逗我玩呢吧 You gotta be fucking kidding me!
我们赢了 We won.
我们赢了 对吧 '魔笛手'是我们的了 We won, right? I mean, Pied Piper is ours?
理查德 不久之前 救援人员 Richard, not long ago, emergency workers
把我从我那辆 pulled me out of the
已经起火的水星大侯爵里拖了出来 flaming wreckage of my Mercury Grand Marquis.
好吧 All right.
今天 是你把我从我的人生危机中拖了出来 Today, you pulled me out of the flaming wreckage of my life,
而这次的危机远超上次 and those flames burn far hotter.
为此 我感谢你 For that, I thank you.
不客气 Yeah, you're welcome.
我曾经用酒精浸透卫生棉 I used to take a tampon, soak it in grain alcohol,
塞进我的直肠 那样我很爽 理查德 and stick it up into my rectum. That got me high, Richard,
但远不及你这次给我的毒品爽 but not half as high as the drug you just gave me.
你知道是什么毒品吗 You know what that drug's called?
不知道 No.
第二春 A second chance.
说得好 Right on.
谢谢你 干得好 Well, thank you. You did great.
干得漂亮 Great job.
我还以为我们输定了 Wow! I mean, I totally thought we were gonna lose that.
其实我都让大家... I actually told the guys to...
老天爷啊 Oh my God.
好了 我刚写了数据清除补丁 All right, I just wrote a mod of DBAN.
只要运行它 就会清除整个代码库 As soon as we run it, it will delete the entire code repository.
'魔笛手'就会彻底消失了 Pied Piper will literally vanish.
等等 什么 不是吧 Wait, what? What?
电量不足
不 不 操 No. No, no, no. Fuck!
我们确定要这么干吗 Are we sure we have to do this?
你也看了短信 贾里德 You read the text, Jared.
要是情况有变 理查德早就来电话了 If anything had changed, Richard would have called by now. Right?
你只需要按下那个按键 So all you have to do is press that button,
整个平台就删除了 and the entire platform's obliterated.
没人能恢复 And no one will ever be able to recover it.
没错 一按回到解放前 Yep, one click and poof.
"毁灭事物的能力 "The power to destroy a thing
源自对其的完全掌控" is the absolute control over it."
弗兰克·赫伯特 《沙丘》 Frank Herbert, "Dune."
好了 下手吧 All right then. Here we go.
三 二 一 Three, two, one...
等等 Wait, wait.
在我们把'魔笛手'毁了之前 Shouldn't we drink one last toast to Pied Piper
不该最后敬它一杯吗 before we burn it to the fucking ground?
好吧 只要别扯上帝而且有酒就行 All right. As long as God isn't involved and there's beer.
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
但如果我们要宣称是在判决前删的 But if we're claiming this happened before the ruling,
就得速战速决 we should do it quickly.
见鬼 你好 我需要用一下你们的电话 Damn. Hey, I need to use your phone.
对不起 只有顾客可以用 Sorry, I can only allow that for customers.
我就用了 I'm just gonna use it.
操 Shit.
我不记得他们的号码 都存在手机里 I don't know any of their numbers. They're all on my phone.
见鬼 操 Goddammit. Fuck.
我要借用你的电话给朋友发邮件 I need to use your phone to email my friend
让他别删'魔笛手' so he doesn't delete Pied Piper.
拜托了 Please.
公车 也行 Bus? Okay.
敬'魔笛手' To Pied Piper.
等等 这是麦啤吗 Wait, is this a wheat beer?
不加柠檬我喝不了 I can't drink this without a lemon.
诺亚有棵柠檬树 最后再恶心他一次 Noah's got a lemon tree. Fuck him over one last time?
好吧 但偷完我们就删东西 Okay, but then we're--then we're gonna do it.
没错 Yeah.
十分感谢你借我手机 Thank you so much for letting me use your phone.
我发誓就发一封邮件 Just one e-mail and I'm done, I swear.
只要你别在我的车上拉屎 尿尿或呕吐 As long as you don't shit, piss, or puke on my bus,
其他都随你 it's all good.
好的 Okay.
邮件是用你的账户发的 但愿不会太奇怪 I hope it's not weird that the email's coming from your account.
垃圾邮件+1
我都不知道柠檬树有刺 I did not know lemon trees had thorns.
等等 Wait.
这个上面黑了一块 This one has like a bruise on it.
没回复 毫无消息 No response. Nothing.
操 Fuck.
谢谢 Hey, thanks.
别摘那个烂的 上面有个好的 Don't get that shitty one. Get that nice one up there.
是啊 我觉得是貂把下面的一些咬坏了 Yeah, I think the ferrets have nibbled some of the lower ones.
好吧 我不可能在这个距离 Okay, there's no way I could have squirted this lemon
故意把柠檬汁挤到你眼睛里 in your eye on purpose from this distance.
我又不是柠檬狙击手 I'm not a fucking lemon sniper.
你更像柠檬人肉炸弹 You'd be more of a lemon suicide bomber.
-伙计们 开门 -是理查德 -Guys. Guys! -It's Richard.
他为什么要敲门 他有钥匙啊 Why is he knocking? He has my keys.
我们需要在他进门前把东西删掉 We need to delete it before he comes in.
让我进去 Let me in!
理查德 理查德 Richard. Richard.
别删 Don't delete it.
你删了吗 Did you delete it?
啊哦 Oops.
啊哦 Oops?
那是什么意思 啊哦 What does that mean? Oops?
你说删掉 You said "Delete."
妈的 Fuck.
等等 Oh, wait.
-等一下 -什么 -Hold on. -What?
吉尔弗约尔 到底什么情况 Gilfoyle, what's happening? What?
好奇怪 内核错误 系统刚刚崩溃了 That's weird. Kernel panic. The whole system just crashed.
那到底是什么意思 So, what does that mean?
你到底把'魔笛手'删了没有 Did you delete Pied Piper or not?
没有 Nope.
绝对没有 We definitely did not.
多亏了迪尼希的烂代码 All thanks to Dinesh's garbage code.
你写的用于删除系统的程序罢工了 The software you wrote to delete our software just shit the bed.
一点也不意外 No surprise.
不 我的软件没问题 No, my software's fine.
是因为它运行在你的烂硬件上 It's 'cause it's running on your shit hardware.
我的硬件运行别的程序都没事 My hardware handled everything else just fine...
-但它着火了 -在你的烂软件 -It caught fucking fire! -...until your shit software
像病毒一样扩散把它弄瘫痪了 spread like a virus and killed it.
-重启一下 -我会重启的 -Restart it. -Oh, I will restart it.
别 别重启 别重启 No, don't restart it. Don't restart it.
我们赢了 We won.
我们赢了 We won?
-我们赢了 -是 我们打败了盖文·贝尔森 -We won? -Yeah, we beat Gavin Belson,
赢了 and we won.
天哪 Holy shit.
我们赢了 We won.
这里到底发生了什么 What the fuck happened here?
魔法 Magic.
吉尔弗约尔的烂硬件着火了 Gilfoyle's shit hardware caught fire.
不对 因为你的破软件把它拖慢了 No, 'cause your shit software was slowing it down.
然后埃利希编程了 我都激动了 And then Erlich coded and it gave me chills.
吉尔弗约尔把墙凿了个洞 你看 Gilfoyle made a hole in the wall. Look!
-是的 -吓死人了 -I did. -It was frightening.
你听说了吗 他刚输了'魔笛手'的官司 You hear he just lost the Pied Piper suit?
那不算什么 That's nothing. They're
他们说'互利'一半的雇佣合同 saying half of all Hooli employment agreements
都是违法签订的 may be legally invalid.
你觉得董事会会把他开除吗 You don't think the board will get rid of him, do you?
也许吧 Maybe.
-两份 谢谢 -好的马上来 -Two, please. -Sure, coming right up.
我听到很多关于 I'm hearing a lot of chatter
那个'未知数'的尼尔森·达头蒂的传言 about that Nelson Bighetti guy over at XYZ.
一年之内升三次职啊 I mean, three promotions in a year?
'互利'癌症及艾滋协会主席 President of Hooli Cancer and AIDS societies?
那不可能是凭空而来的 That doesn't just happen.
他肯定聪明的要死 He must be smart as hell.
盖文 请进 Gavin, come in.
妈蛋 Motherfuck.
会议进行中
等等 什么 Wait, what?
我意识到自己的错误了 I am rarely wrong about these things.
你自带着光环 You have an aura about you.
如果有个像我一样会通灵的人 An aura that if carefully managed by someone
能帮你用好光环 with the necessary spiritual expertise,
可能会成就大事的 could be harnessed to great effect.
好吧 Okay.
莫妮卡 Monica.
罗斯 你怎么在这里 Russ, what are you doing here?
提问 什么东西有两个大拇指和三个逗号 Question. What's got two thumbs and three commas?
就是我 This guy.
-什么 -嗯哼 -What? -Yeah.
小天才们打赢了官司 十分钟之后 Like, 10 minutes after boy genius won his lawsuit,
你的女老板给我打电话 我们刚做了笔买卖 your boss lady gave me a call. We just did a deal.
她帮我上了十亿 She put me back over a "B."
身价超了十亿美元 It means a billion.
我知道 Yeah, got it.
我有很多车 I got a lot of cars, you know,
如果你什么时候想去兜个风 if you want to go for a drive some time.
我自己有车 Got my own.
是这样开门的车呢 Does it go like this?
还是这样开门的车呢 Does it go like this?
你好好想想 Think about it.
劳里 我刚碰巧看到罗斯·汉纳曼要走 Laurie, I just ran into Russ Hanneman leaving.
他说你和他做了笔买卖 He said you made him some kind of a deal.
是的 Yes.
他非常难缠 简直烦死人 He was substantially difficult. Truly repugnant.
我们最后敲定协议的时候 And when we finalized our agreement,
他还给我形容他硬到什么程度 he described his erection to me.
不过最后 But in the end,
我买了他在'魔笛手'的全部股份 I managed to buy 100% of his interest in Pied Piper.
以后再也不要提起他了 Let us never speak of him again.
对我来说 没问题啊 Well, that is fine by me,
我很高兴你让'魔笛手'摆脱了他的魔爪 and I'm so glad you got him away from Pied Piper.
现在他们的诉讼案结了 I mean, now that their suit has been resolved,
我想他们能成为家很了不起的公司 I think that they're about to become something really special.
他们的核心技术 相当有远见 Their core technology, it's visionary.
-当然 -另外 -Absolutely. -Also,
他们最近的所有争端问题 the entirety of their recent stumbles
和'天杀' '色界' with Homicide, with Intersite,
尤其是他们决定继续优化视频压缩 with the very decision to pursue video
而不是做更加前沿的应用 instead of more pioneering applications.
这是人为决策失误 This was all rooted in human error,
所以我深思熟虑后决定要拿到汉纳曼的股份 which is why I found it prudent to secure Hanneman's shares,
他的投票权 更准确说是他的董事会席位 his voting rights, and most critically, his board seats.
对 罗斯有两票 Right. Russ has two board seats.
确实是 He did.
现在 亨德里克斯有一票 Now, Hendricks votes one,
巴赫曼有一票 Bachman votes one,
而我们 '拉维加' and we, at Raviga,
我们有三票 we vote three.
这些票数就过半了 That is a majority.
我们现在可以采取必要的措施 We can now take the necessary steps
来保证'魔笛手'走上正轨 to ensure that Pied Piper is properly managed.
你 你什么意思 What--what're you saying?
我没听懂 I don't understand.
莫妮卡 我相信你听懂了 Monica, I believe you do.
一直蓝色 一直蓝色 Always blue! Always blue!
一直蓝色 一直蓝色 一直蓝色 Always blue! Always blue! Always blue!
这一局持续了好久 That was a long one.
这话我可不是第一次听到了 It's not the first time I've heard that.
莫妮卡 怎么了 你什么时候过来 Monica, what's up? When are you getting here?
我们已经开始庆祝了 玩嗨了 The party has already started, and it's getting pretty crazy.
你得抽大麻 You have to smoke weed.
-怎么了 -我这辈子最幸福的就今天了 -What's wrong? -This is the best day of my life.
-好 -然而你并没有女朋友 -Um, okay. -And yet, no girls.
-只是运气好而已 -那你来啊 -There's nothing to it, it's just luck. -Okay, well, then do it.
打败我43次的记录 Beat my 43.
-打败我43次的记录 -我还是抽大麻吧 -Beat my 43. -I'd like to smoke weed.
这就是我和你的区别 你整天抽抽抽 That's the difference between you and me, you smoke weed all day,
而我学了宝贵的技能 I learn a valuable skill.
理查德 你没事吧 Richard, are you okay?
谁挂了 Yeah, who died?
怎么了 What just happened?
'拉维加'对'魔笛手'的董事会成员 Well, apparently, Raviga held an emergency meeting
召开了紧急会议 of Pied Piper's Board of Directors...
不是吧 Oh, no.
他们投票决定罢免我 And they voted to remove me
在自己公司的首席执行官的职位 as CEO of my own company.
我被开除了 I just got fired.
那我呢 And what about me?