是的。不，不，不，亲爱的，沉下去。 Yes. No, no, no, my dear chap. Sink.
下沉。S-i-n-k。下沉。 Sink. S-i-n-k. Sink.
不，不，不，不是臭。 No, no, no, not stink.
是的，我们”，既然你提到了，“是的。 Yes, we”, now that you mention it, “does.
臭。 Stink.
听着，我想告诉你的是它不会流干。 Look here, what I'm trying to tell you is it won't drain.
是的，就这样，我还请了50个人来喝鸡尾酒。 Yes, that's it, and I've got 50 people popping over for cocktails.
你有没有试过在周日下午在伦敦找一个水管工? Have you ever tried to get hold of a plumber in London on a Sunday afternoon?
我给他们打了几十个电话，那些讨厌鬼不是在看电影就是在公园散步。 I've called dozens of them, and the blighters are either at the films or walking in the park.
把它挂!如果管道工要在这个国家闯出一片天来，管道工们最好能深入了解这个行业的精神。 Hang it all! If plumbing's going to make a go of it in this country, the plumbers jolly well better get into the spirit of the thing.
好吧，这只是一线希望。 Well, there's just the ghost of a chance.
有个家伙说要结束的，但那是一个多小时前的事了，所以你来了。 One chap half promised to be over, but that's more than an hour ago, so there you are.
但你看，我不能就这么叫上50个客人。 But look here, I can't just call up 50 guests.
我不能打电话给可敬的贝蒂奶油小姐告诉她我的水槽坏了。 I can't call up such people as the honorable Betty cream and tell her my sink's out of order.
请稍等。恭喜我，老家伙。水管工来了。 Just a moment. Congratulate me, old man. Here's the plumber now.
由来已久。 Solong.
请进，请进。原谅我。 Come in, come in. Excuse me.
喂?是的。 Hello? Yes.
是的，他刚来。再见。 Yes, he just came this moment. Goodbye.
我这辈子从没见过这么高兴的人。这种方式。 Never been so happy to see anybody in my life. Right this way.
我真不敢当，破坏了你的星期天，但你知道，这是成败攸关的。 Rotten of me to spoil your Sunday, but it's sink or swim, you know.
等着瞧那一团糟吧。 Wait till you see the mess.
“减轻压力，减轻压力。”有点像诗人，是吧? "Relieve the drain, relieve the strain." Bit of a poet, eh?
好吧，就是这样。很难闻，不是吗? Well, there it is. Frightful stench, isn't it?
太可怕了。 Just too awful for words.
是的，但是看起来很有趣。 Yes, but it looks interesting.
——非常。——什么? - Very. - What?
还有什么比水槽坏了更引人注目的吗? Is there anything more arresting than a sink out of order?
请再说一遍。 I beg your pardon.
一个日常的，普通的，普通的餐具室水槽。 An everyday, ordinary, commonplace pantry sink.
然而，类似于人类的沮丧。 And yet, an analogue of human frustration.
相信我，我很了解水槽。 Believe me, I know a lot about sinks.
是的，我相信你当然想，但我们没多少时间了。 Yes, naturally, I'm sure you do, but we haven't much time.
你看，我要举办一个聚会。 You see, I'm giving a party.
-你在等客人吗?——正确的。 - You're expecting your guests any minute? - Right.
-你想修水槽吗?——正确的。 - And you want your sink fixed? - Right.
-那你需要一个水管工。-对吗…-但我以为你…-哦，不，不。 - Then what you need is a plumber. - Righ... - But I thought that you... - —oh, no, no.
不幸的是，恐怕这是一个误会。 Unfortunately, I'm afraid there has been a misunderstanding.
你看，我来这里见我的一个老朋友，利教授。 You see, I came here to see an old friend of mine, professor Leigh.
李教授吗?他在苏格兰。 Professor Leigh? Well, he's in Scotland.
你看，我把公寓转租出去了。 You see, I sublet the flat.
现在我进退两难。-那我呢?我也陷入了困境。 Now I am in a fix. —well, what about me? I'm in a fix too.
但我该怎么办呢?现在是四点半。 But what am I going to do? It's 4:30.
我想见利教授……我要接待50位客人，包括尊贵的贝蒂奶油，她不是到处都去的，你知道吗? I wanted to see professor Leigh... I'm expecting 50 guests, including such people as the honorable Betty cream, and she doesn't go everywhere, you know?
你是我见过的最自私的人。 You're the most selfish man I've ever seen.
什么? What?
你都不了解我，就已经对我不感兴趣了。 You don't even know me and already you're not interested in me.
你为什么不问我为什么要见利教授? Why don't you ask me why I want to see professor Leigh?
你满脑子想的都是尊贵的贝蒂霜。 All you're thinking about is the honorable Betty cream.
你为什么不问问我的女房东? Why don't you ask me about my landlady?
她是人道还是想要房租? Is she humane or does she want the rent?
你知道还是在乎?不。 Do you know or do you care? No.
你有没有说过"贝蒂奶油配无花果，亲爱的先生。 Have you even said, "a fig for Betty cream, my dear sir.
我能为你做些什么吗?” Is there anything I can do for you?"
好吧,是吗? Well, is there?
哦,谢天谢地。 Oh, thank heaven.
我低估了你。我叫亚当·别林斯基。 I misjudged you. My name is Adam belinski.
希拉里·艾姆斯。 Hilary ames.
我累了，亲爱的艾米斯。 Ah, I'm tired, my dear ames.
真遗憾，利不在这里。顺便问一下，你认识他吗? It's too bad Leigh isn't here. By the way, do you know him?
不太好。-哦…华丽的家伙。 Not very well, no. —oh... magnificent fellow.
他会说"出什么事了吗，别林斯基" He would have said, "is there anything wrong, belinski?"
当然，我会说，“不，不，没什么。” And of course, I would have said, "no, no, nothing."
但他不会相信我的。 But he would not have believed me.
他一定会坚持让我睡午觉的。 He would have insisted on my taking a nap.
坚持的，我向你保证。 Insisted, I assure you.
他把20磅压在一个人身上的方式真是太迷人了。 Ah, he had the most charming way of forcing 20 pounds on one.
让你觉得你是在帮他。了不起的家伙。 Made you feel you were doing him a favor. Remarkable fellow.
很明显。好吧，我不太喜欢强迫别人，但如果我能帮上忙的话……亲爱的艾米斯，你真是太好了。 Obviously. Well, I'm not precisely in the habit of forcing things on people, but if I can be of any service... My dear ames, this is kind of you.
不客气。一定要小睡一会儿。 Not at all. Do have a nap.
对不起，别林斯基先生。这位一定是管道工。 Oh, excuse me, Mr. Belinski. This must be the plumber.
,下午好。,下午好。 - Good afternoon. - Good afternoon.
-我们可以试一试吗?-请再说一遍。 - Well, shall we have a go at it? - I beg your pardon.
我是阿恩叔叔的侄女。就是波利特先生。 I'm uncle Arn's niece. Mr. Porritt, that is.
我很抱歉。一定是弄错了。 I'm sorry. There must be some mistake.
错误吗?不是你…你当然是埃姆斯先生。 Mistake? Aren't you... Of course you're Mr. Ames.
我老远就能闻到你的味道。你就是打来电话的那位先生。 I could smell you a mile off. You're the gentleman who phoned.
我有个疯狂的想法，这跟管道有关。 I have a wild idea that this has something to do with plumbing.
你是说那个水管工。 You mean porritt the plumber.
是的，当然，当然。请进，好吗? Yes, of course, of course. Come in, won't you?
他在哪里? Well, where is he?
在墓地，修剪内莉阿姨的草坪。 At the cemetery, clipping aunt Nelly's grass.
——原谅?-日落之前他都不会打通。 - —Pardon? - He never gets through till sunset.
但当你说到你的烦恼时，你听起来很沉默，我想我应该自己试一试。 But when you talked about your troubles, you sounded so stopped up, I thought I'd have a fling at it myself.
但你看，你是水管工吗? But look here, are you a plumber?
哦,不。但自从我和阿恩叔叔住在一起我就一直在管，下水道，水龙头之类的地方。 Oh, no. But I've been around pipes and sewers and taps and things ever since I came to live with uncle Arn.
当然，我看过他工作。 And of course, I've watched him work.
他是个不错的水管工，但要我说，他太保守了。 He's a good plumber, but if you ask me, much too conservative.
——保守的?-虽然他投票给劳工。 - Conservative? - Though he votes labor.
但说到管风琴，他要走很长的路，拨弄、拨弄，转动一颗螺母，这里滴一滴，那里滴一滴，只要砰的一声，就能立刻改变他的把戏。 But when it comes to pipes, he takes the long road, fiddles and faddles, turns a nut, gets a drop here and a drip there, when one good bang might turn the trick in a jiffy.
是的，可能会把管道砸成碎片。 Yes, and might smash the pipe to smithereens.
但另一方面，也可能不是。 But on the other hand, it mightn't.
当你与时间赛跑时，你必须碰碰运气。 When you're up against time, you have to chance it.
-为什么不让我试试呢?-不，你不需要。 - Why don't you let me have a whack at it? - Oh, no, you don't.
我亲爱的艾姆斯，你的吉普赛气质在哪里? My dear ames, where is the gypsy in you?
你的冒险精神哪儿去了? Where's your sense of adventure?
你是那种接电话前先穿裤子的人吗? Are you the type of man who puts on his pants before he answers the telephone?
如果真的出了问题怎么办? What if the thing does go wrong?
假设整个地方都被淹了，没有派对。 Let's assume the whole place gets flooded, and there is no party.
你省着点酒。是坏的吗? You save your liquor. Is that bad?
-但如果这个女孩成功了-先生，请让我来吧。 -But if this girl succeeds — -please, sir, do let me.
天哪，我一定做。是的。我将这样做。来吧。 By jove, I'll do it. Yes. I'll do it. Come on.
“减轻排水管，减轻压力，是吗?” "Relieve the drain, relieve the strain, eh?"
好吧，就是这样。我的命运掌握在你手中。 Well, there it is. My fate's in your hands.
交通拥堵。 What a congestion.
它比你听起来更沉闷。 It's more stopped up than you sounded.
我从没想过会这么好。 I never thought it'd be as good as this.
太感谢你了，艾姆斯先生。 I can't thank you enough, Mr. Ames.
哦，一点也不。我要开个派对…是的，是的，我知道，但我完全不确定我能留下来。 Oh, not at all. You know, I'm having a party and... Yes, yes, I know, but I'm not at all certain I can stay.
我们将会看到。 We'll see.
你看，她的穿着不适合做管道，但什么女人适合做管道? You see she's not dressed for plumbing, but what woman is?
好了，开始吧。 Well, here we go.
你在丽兹酒店喝过茶吗? Have you ever had tea at the ritz?
在里兹酒店喝茶? Tea at the ritz?
上个星期六。 I have, last Saturday.
我正躺在床上吮吸橘子来增强体质，突然我对自己说:“克兰尼·布朗，你的袜子里有一张一英镑的钞票。” I was lying in bed sucking oranges, to tone up the system, you know, when all at once I said to myself, "cluny brown, you've got a pound note in your stocking.
你为什么不去里兹酒店喝杯茶呢?” Why don't you have tea at the ritz?"
所以我所做的。事情就是这样发生的。 So I did. That's the way things come over me.
这茶好吗? Was it a good tea?
不是茶的问题，而是听到他们说"这边走，小姐，求求你，松脆饼小姐" Oh, it wasn't the tea, but to hear them say, "this way, miss. Please, miss. Crumpets, miss?"
帮我扶着椅子。你永远不会觉得我不合适。 And holding my chair for me. You'd never have thought I was out of place.
这是非常有趣的。你似乎没有被抑制。 That's very interesting. You don't seem to be inhibited.
尽量说得更具体一些。是什么让你觉得自己格格不入? Try to be more specific. What made you think you were out of place?
哦，我不认为我是。这是叔叔在攻击。 Oh, I didn't think I was. It's uncle Arn.
他总是跟我说，克兰尼·布朗，你不知道自己的位置。 He's always telling me, "cluny brown, you don't know your place.
想想你的位置。克兰尼·布朗，你应该知道自己的地位。” Think of your place. Cluny brown, you ought to learn your place."
听着，现在不是闲聊的时候。 Look here, this is no time for light conversation.
阿恩叔叔觉得你住在哪里? Where does uncle Arn think your place is?
-他没说。-因为他不知道。 - He didn't say. - Because he doesn't know.
我说，现在是五点差十分。 I say, it's ten to 5:00.
没人能告诉你你的位置。 Nobody can tell you where your place is.
我的位置在哪里?谁的地方在哪里? Where is my place? Where is anybody's place?
我告诉你在哪儿。你高兴的地方，就是你的地方。 I'll tell you where it is. Wherever you're happy, that's your place.
快乐纯粹是个人适应环境的问题。 And happiness is a matter of purely personal adjustment to your environment.
你是唯一的法官。 You're the sole judge.
例如，在海德公园，有些人喜欢用坚果喂松鼠。 In Hyde park, for instance, some people like to feed nuts to the squirrels.
但如果你乐意让松鼠吃坚果，那我有什么资格对松鼠说坚果呢? But if it makes you happy to feed squirrels to the nuts, who am I to say nuts to the squirrels?
-你介意再说一遍吗?-在海德公园…我求求你… - Do you mind saying that all over again? - —In Hyde park... Look, I beg you...
今天对我来说是多么美好的一天啊。 Oh, what a wonderful day this has been for me.
我的第一个水槽和第一杯鸡尾酒。 My first sink and my first cocktail.
马提尼鸡尾酒。 A Martini cocktail.
橄榄。 With an olive.
谢谢你！你真是善解人意。 Thank you. You've been so understanding.
有一些更多的。 Have some more.
她应该?肯定。 -Should she? —definitely.
哦，是的，谢谢。 Oh, yes, thank you.
嗯。 Mmm.
啊，我感觉好极了。 Ah, I feel lovely.
我说不太清楚。我觉得……“活泼的”。 I can't quite describe it. I feel... "Chirrupy."
快乐的吗?我不记得自己有过快乐的感觉。 Chirrupy? I don't ever recall feeling chirrupy.
恐怕你永远不会知道了，亲爱的艾米斯。你心里没有一丝兴奋。 I'm afraid you never will, my dear ames. There isn't a chirrup in you.
这不是有趣的吗?现在我感觉完全不同了。 Isn't it funny? Now I feel entirely different.
我知道那是什么。我知道。 I know what it is. I know.
啊哈。啊，它在我身上。 Uh—huh. Ah, it's coming over me.
那种波斯猫的感觉。 That persian cat feeling.
猫叫。 Meow.
波斯猫是什么感觉? What's a persian cat feeling?
对不起，时间不早了。 I'm sorry, but it's getting late.
对猫来说，什么时候都不晚。 It's never too late for a cat.
你躺在床上，读着每日邮报上那篇精彩的旅行见闻，想去一些地方，想知道自己是否能去。 You're lying there in bed reading that wonderful travelogue in the daily mail and wanting to go places and wondering if you ever will.
突然，你变成了一只猫，你开始往上爬，你跳出窗户跳进了雾里。 And all of a sudden, you're a cat, and you start to climb, and you leap out of the window into the fog.
然后迷雾突然消散，这里不是伦敦，而是巴格达。 Then suddenly the fog lifts, and it isn't London, it's Baghdad.
下周，我将在开罗。 Next week, I'll be in Cairo.
哦，做一只猫，能看每日邮报真是太棒了。 Oh, it's so wonderful to be a cat and read the daily mail.
听着，我恳求你…天哪，他们来了。请…… Look, I implore you... Good heavens, there they are now. Please...
——是吗?——我…… - Yes? - I'm the...
哦，我感觉好极了。 Oh, I feel so wonderful.
所以免费。 So free.
克兰尼·布朗，你在这里干什么? Cluny brown, what are you doing here?
叔叔在攻击。 Uncle Arn.
这意味着什么?你在沙发上干什么? What does this mean? What are you doing on that there couch?
我一直在修水管，阿恩叔叔。管道。 I've been plumbing, uncle Arn. Just plumbing.
克兰尼·布朗，发生什么事了吗? Cluny brown, has something happened I ought to know about?
我不这么想。 I don't think so.
幸好我找到了写着的地址否则我可能再也不会见到你了。 Lucky I found the address wrote down or I might never looked you in the face again.
-我向你保证，阿恩- name叔叔!普罗特先生! -I assure you, uncle Arn — —name's porritt! Mr. Porritt!
酒。把烈性酒给一个年轻女孩喝，这太不可思议了。 Liquor too. Giving strong drink to a young girl, that beats all.
我有点想……你还没见过主持人埃姆斯先生。 I've half a mind... You haven't met Mr. Ames, the host.
我不想见那个人。 I've no wish to meet the individual.
但是，阿恩叔叔，这些先生们对我很好。 But, uncle Arn, these gentlemen have been so nice to me.
你又来了，占我便宜。 There you go again, taken advantage of.
你不知道自己的位置。 You don't know your place.
把你的东西拿过来。你永远不会知道自己的位置。 Get your things here. You never will know your place.
但是，阿恩叔叔，我该怎么办? But, uncle Arn, what is my place?
任何人的地方是什么?你是什么地方? What's anybody's place? What's your place?
如果你想拿坚果喂松鼠，我凭什么说…你呢? If you want to feed nuts to the squirrels, who am I to say... Do you?
解决它。你要去服役了，真的。 That settles it. You're going into service, you are.
你会成为一个体面家庭的佣人。到来。 You're going to be a domestic in a decent home. Come along.
我还没付你钱呢。这做吗? I haven't paid you yet. Will this do?
你不能用你那肮脏的英镑收买我。 You can't buy me off with your filthy pound note.
来,布朗克卢尼市。 Come, cluny brown.
先生们，谢谢你们所做的一切。 Thank you, gentlemen, for everything.
一个英国国民说帝国的象征肮脏。 A British subject calling a symbol of the empire filthy.
请允许我。 Permit me.
肮脏的?我坚决不同意他的看法，埃姆斯。 Filthy? I differ with him emphatically, ames.
当下层阶级开始扔掉英镑时，上层阶级最好小心点。 When the lower classes start throwing away pound notes, the upper classes better look out.
我敢说。 I dare say.
也许你想知道我是谁，也许你根本不在乎 J“ perhaps you wonder who I am or maybe you don't care j“
J "但是/花了我大部分时间J " j“ but / spend a great part of m y time j“
j "在梅菲尔区边缘j " j“ on the fringes of Mayfair j“
“我从来没被邀请参加聚会，但我还是会去。” J“ I'm never asked to parties but / go to them just the same j“
而且/知道每个人…j” j“ and / know that everybody... j“
人们为什么要参加鸡尾酒会?-因为人们会举办鸡尾酒会。 - why do people go to cocktail parties? - Because people give cocktail parties.
-为什么人们要送礼物?-因为人们会去找他们。 - Why do people give them? - Because people go to them.
这是一个恶性循环。像永恒运动。 It's a vicious circle. Like perpetual motion.
哦,这是令人沮丧的。 Oh, it's depressing.
派对和人们的笑声，欧洲的边缘。 Parties and people laughing, with Europe on the brink.
是的。希特勒，维也纳，布拉格，人们四处玩乐。 Yes. Hitler and Vienna and Prague, and people go around having fun.
我听够了"希特勒"和"墨索里尼"还有…贝蒂,我感到惊讶。你说话就像一个肤浅的女孩，只想着自己的红白肤色。 Oh, I'm so tired of hearing "Hitler" and "Mussolini" and... Betty, I'm surprised. You talk like a superficial girl who thinks of nothing but her pink—and—white complexion.
你本来挺喜欢的，后来希特勒来了。 You seemed to like it till Hitler came between us.
-为什么，我仍然喜欢。——强烈,贝蒂。 - Why, I still do. - Intensely, Betty.
但你必须意识到我们正处于战争的边缘。 But you must realize we're on the verge of a war.
那就别说了，做点什么吧。 Well, then stop talking and do something about it.
我有。我给《泰晤士报》写了封信。 I have. I've written a letter to the times.
那就没什么好担心的了。 Well, then, there's nothing to worry about.
-玩得开心吗，奶油小姐?-太好了，谢谢。 - Are you having a good time, miss cream? - Marvelous, thank you.
奶油小姐，我第一次见到你时，就对阿奇说"这是奶油贝蒂小姐"然后我说"那不可能是奶油贝蒂小姐" Miss cream, when I first saw you, I said to Archie, "there's miss Betty cream," then I said, "that can't be miss Betty cream."
但毕竟，只有一种贝蒂面霜，不是吗? But after all, there's only one Betty cream, isn't there?
每个人都对她过分关心。她只是无法忍受。 Everyone makes such an absurd fuss over her. She's simply unbearable.
-我认识的女孩中最没礼貌的。-她冷酷、自负、冷酷。 - —The worst manners of any girl I know. - She's cold, conceited, and callous.
-请来两杯马提尼。——是的,先生。 - Two martinis, please. - Yes, sir.
你最近向她求婚了吗? Have you, uh, asked her to marry you lately?
前天。 Day before yesterday.
-她说什么?-她像往常一样拒绝了。 - What'd she say? - She said no, as usual.
她没有停下来思考。她没有脑子。 She doesn't stop to think. She hasn't any brains.
如果她拒绝过我一次，我想我再也不会去求她了。 If she turned me down once, I don't think I could ever ask her again.
-我认为她永远不会结婚。-也许她不想。 - —I don't think she ever will get married. - Perhaps she doesn't want to.
她还能做什么?她会变成什么样子她没有天赋。 What else can she do? What's gonna become of her. She has no talent.
-她很美。-美不代表什么。 - She has beauty. - Well, beauty doesn't mean much.
它帮助。 It helps.
也许。如果你问我，我会为那个女孩感到难过。 Perhaps. If you ask me, I feel sorry for the girl.
它认为她会继续享受美好时光，最后变成一个慈善舞会上的泼妇。 It think she'll go on and on having a good time and wind up as one of those hackish females who get up charity balls.
真遗憾。 What a pity.
嗯，我已经决定了。 Well, I've made up my mind.
我要再问她一两次，然后就不再理她了。 I shall ask her once or twice more, then I shall wash my hands of her.
——干杯。——干杯。 - Cheers. - Cheers.
我发现了一些有趣的事情。一个男人。-这地方满是男人。 I've found something interesting. A man. —the place is full of men.
但是这个在床上。过来看看。 But this one's in bed. Come and have a look.
嘘。他就在这里。 Shh. There he is.
-难怪他在床上。他是喝醉的。——天哪! - No wonder he's in bed. He's squiffed. - Good heavens!
有什么事吗? What's the matter?
belinski。——亚当belinski。 It's belinski. —not Adam belinski.
是的。亚当belinski ! Yes. Adam belinski!
-他是黑帮成员吗?-别傻了。他是一个捷克。 - Is he a gangster? - Don't be an idiot. He's a Czech.
-他是个伟大的人。他是著名的。-为什么? - He's a great man. He's famous. - —well, whatever for?
他是一个作家。布拉格教授。希特勒最大的敌人之一。 He's a writer. Professor at Prague. One of Hitler's worst enemies.
所以纳粹才要抓他。 That's why the Nazis are after him.
他现在可能只比他们领先一步。我想知道他是怎么到伦敦的。 He's probably just one jump ahead of them now. I wonder how he got to London.
-在地铁上，毫无疑问。-真是个男人。 - On the underground, no doubt. - What a man.
他看起来和照片上一模一样。 He looks exactly like his pictures.
好,事实上。高贵的。高贵的多。 Better, in fact. Nobler. Much nobler.
——更多的宁静。-但他打呼噜。 - More serene. - But he snores.
有什么区别吗? What difference does it make?
-他是个伟大的自由主义者。我打呼噜!-我也是。 - He's a great liberal. I snore myself! - So do I.
我没有，而且我和你们一样自由。 I don't, and I'm as liberal as either of you.
你好。-你好。 Hello. —hello.
我们，我们知道你是谁。 We, uh, we know who you are.
你可以信任我们。我安德鲁卡梅尔。 You can trust us. I'm Andrew carmel.
-我是约翰·弗瑞温-你好! - —I'm John frewen. - How do you do?
我是伊丽莎白奶油。 I'm Elizabeth cream.
我知道。你是个可敬的人，你哪儿都不去。 I know. You are honorable and you don't go everywhere.
我们无意打探，但你有麻烦了。 We don't mean to pry, but you are in trouble.
你不,教授? Aren't you, professor?
嗯，是的，事实上。 Well, yes, as a matter of fact.
除非奇迹发生，否则我就是个无家可归的人。 Unless a miracle happens, I'm a man without a home.
哦,那兽。那个可怕的野兽，希特勒。 Oh, that beast. That terrible beast, Hitler.
我不知道我说得是否清楚。 I wonder if I've made myself clear.
完美。但说的时候已经过去了。我们必须做点什么。 Perfectly. But the time for talk is past. We must do something.
是的，我们能拿他怎么办? Yes, what can we do about him?
先生们，恐怕你们有点困惑了。 Gentlemen, I'm afraid you are a little confused.
哦，是的，我们知道我们是。有太多糊涂的想法。 Oh, yes, we know we are. There's so much muddled thinking.
所以我们很高兴你能来。教授，你能告诉我们真相吗? That's why we're glad you're here. Put us straight, will you, professor?
我有个主意。我们赶快离开这里吧。 I have an idea. Let's scram out of here.
-朝着正确方向迈出的一步。- - - -好的。 - A step in the right direction. - —all right.
但它一定在一个安全的地方。毕竟，教授是我们的责任。 But it must be somewhere safe. After all, the professor is our responsibility.
肯定。先生，您有什么建议吗? Definitely. Have you any suggestions, sir?
我得说里兹是个安全的好地方。 Well, I should say the ritz is a good, safe place.
灿烂的。我们走吧。 Splendid. Let's go.
像他这种地位的人要在丽兹酒店露面需要很大的勇气。 It takes a lot of nerve for a man in his position to show himself at the ritz.
-谢谢你让我度过了一个愉快的夜晚-谢谢你，教授。 - —Well, thanks for a delightful evening. - Thank you, professor.
你必须尽快和安德鲁和弗瑞温一起来喝茶。 You must come to tea with Andrew and frewen soon.
谢谢你，奶油小姐。谢谢大家。晚安，各位。 Thank you, miss cream. Thank you all. Good night.
晚安，各位。 Good night.
教授……-你在这里安全吗?-这房子里的人值得信任吗? Professor... - Are you safe here? - Are the people in this house trustworthy?
告诉我，谁住在这里? Tell me, who lives here?
谁住在这里?不得不这么做的人。 Who lives here? People who have to.
教授，请原谅我再次提起这件事，但既然您荣幸地邀请了我们……因为你已经……我们都觉得那20磅 Professor, I beg your pardon for bringing this up again, but since you've honored us with your company... Since you have... We both feel that the 20 pounds
你能如此慷慨地接受，真是太不合适了。 you were gracious enough to accept is most inadequate.
——大多数。-你能再考虑一下吗? - Most. - Would you reconsider and take 50?
-我们会感觉好多了。——好多了。 - We'd feel much better about it. - Much better.
亲爱的朋友们，求你们了。 My dear friends, I beg of you.
我需要20英镑，你很好地借给了我20英镑，就这样。 I needed 20 pounds, and you were good enough to lend me 20 pounds, and that's all.
我们不想显得粗鲁，但是50磅…坦率地说，我们看不出你怎么能接受更少。 We don't want to seem rude, but 50 pounds... We frankly don't see how you can accept less.
你不要再逼我了。我坚持。 You mustn't press me any further. I insist.
-我们完全理解，教授。——完美。 - We understand perfectly, professor. - Perfectly.
但是，万一我需要额外30磅，你就给我，不要给别人。 However, should the occasion arise when I need 30 additional pounds, you will give it to me and nobody else.
-这是承诺吗?-我以名誉担保。 - Is that a promise? - —my word of honor.
我们欣赏这一点。 We appreciate this.
——晚安。晚安，先生。 - Good night. - Good night, sir.
——伟大的人。-真是个伟大的人。 - Great man. - Really a great man.
阿恩叔叔，明天我就走了。 Uncle Arn, you won't have me tomorrow.
不,我不会。 No, I won't.
阿恩叔叔，谁来补你的袜子? Uncle Arn, who's going to mend your socks?
妹妹阿迪。 Sister addy.
谁来接电话? Who's going to answer the telephone?
我在这里的时候我会自己处理，我不在的时候让它响。 I'll manage it myself when I'm here and let it ring when I ain't.
现在，一切都解决了，姑娘。 Now, everything's settled, lass.
当你有心事的时候，你会和谁说话? Who are you going to talk to when you've got something on your mind?
我就让它呆在那里。 I'll just let it stay there.
你不会喜欢的，阿恩叔叔。 You won't like that, uncle Arn.
你是个喜欢表达自己的人。 You're a man who likes to express himself.
阿恩叔叔，我为什么要去? Uncle Arn, why do I have to go?
这是更好的。你很幸运。 It's better. You're very lucky.
像你这样一个没受过训练的女孩居然在乡下一所好房子里当女仆。 An untrained girl like you getting took on as a parlor maid in a nice house in the country.
-如果我不喜欢，我能回来吗?-如果你不喜欢就不会。 - If I don't like it, can I come back? - Not if you just don't like it.
-如果我讨厌呢?-这不是你该恨的地方，克兰尼·布朗。 - Well, what if I hate it? - It's not your place to hate, cluny brown.
-如果我吃不饱怎么办?-他们会喂你的。 - What if I don't get enough to eat? - They'll feed you.
如果他们喂我残羹剩饭怎么办? What if they feed me scraps?
把我饿到只剩骨头，直到我变成骷髅? Starve me down to the bone till I look like a skeleton?
-那我能回来吗，阿恩叔叔?-那都是你想象的，姑娘 - Then can I come back, uncle Arn? - That's all in your head, lass.
-如果他们打我怎么办?————不会。 - What if they knock me about? - —they won't.
好吧，如果他们这么做了呢? Well, what if they do?
那就给我发个短信，一定要让他们知道。 Well, then send me a line, but be sure they do.
在这里。 Here.
阿恩叔叔，你给我这个真是太好了。 Uncle Arn, it's so nice of you to give me this.
它会让我想起家。我会经常想你的。 It will remind me of home. I'll think of you ever so often.
你专心工作吧。做个好姑娘，快点。 You keep your mind on your work. Now be a good lass and hurry up.
叔叔在攻击。——嗯? - Uncle Arn. - Eh?
你知道女孩们为什么离开家吗? Do you know why girls leave home?
女孩离家是因为她们被抛弃了。 Girls leave home because they're thrown out.
一切都好吗，赫伯特? Everything all right, Herbert?
-是的，长官-很好 - Yes, sir. - Good.
天哪，我从来没见过罗迪在旅途中表现得这么好，多亏了你。 By jove, I've never seen roddy behave so well on a journey, thanks to you.
-一般来说，他是个讨厌鬼。-哦，他很可爱。 - As a rule, he's a jolly nuisance. - —oh, he's lovely.
你照顾他真是太好了。 It was very good of you to take care of him.
谢谢你让我来。他帮了我这么多忙。 Thank you for letting me. He's done me so much good.
这就是我喜欢狗的原因。它们会让你感觉好很多。 That's what I like about dogs. They make you feel so much better about yourself.
再见,罗迪。我很高兴认识你。 Goodbye, roddy. I'm awfully glad I met you.
天哪，他不想离开你。 By jove, he doesn't want to leave you.
我也不怪他。 Well, I don't blame him either.
我真希望以后能再见到他。 I do wish I could see him again sometime.
好吧,为什么不呢?我也是。 Well, why not? Me, too, for that matter.
-我自己也不是坏狗。——谢谢。我想要的。 - I'm not a bad old dog myself. - Thank you. I'd like that.
你听到了吗，罗迪?毕竟这不是再见。 Do you hear that, roddy? It isn't goodbye after all.
顺便问一下，你要去哪里? By the way, where are you going?
我要去修道士卡梅尔庄园。 I'm going to friars carmel manor.
天哪，你要去那儿吗?我的邻居。 By jove, is that where you're going? Neighbors of mine.
亨利和爱丽丝是老朋友。 Henry and Alice are old friends.
我到处都没看到亨利的车。 I don't see Henry's car about anywhere.
-让我载你一程，小姐…——布朗克卢尼市。 - Let me give you a lift, miss... - —cluny brown.
啊,当然。 Ah, of course.
-赫伯特，拿着布朗小姐的包。-我不想给你添麻烦…胡说，这是我的荣幸。我是达夫·格雷厄姆上校。 - Herbert, take miss brown's bag. - I don't want to put you to any trouble... Nonsense, it's a pleasure. I'm colonel duff Graham.
狗能把人们聚在一起，真是太神奇了，不是吗? It's wonderful how a dog can bring people together, isn't it?
天哪，是的，是的。所以它是。 By jove, yes, yes. So it is.
我从来没想过。 I never thought of that.
不知道有什么能抚慰老浮肿。 Wonder what'd soothe old puffy.
你可以告诉他关于花园的事。 You might tell him about the gardens.
花是如此宁静。 Flowers are so restful.
为什么,安德鲁。 Why, Andrew.
- -你好，妈妈，爸爸。——嗯…很抱歉这样突然来找你，但这事很重要。 - —Hello, mother, father. - Well... I'm sorry to burst in on you like this, but it's important.
这就是为什么我没有打电话，而是亲自来了。 That's why I came down myself instead of telephoning.
-我邀请了一位客人-没什么好激动的 -I've asked a guest — -that's nothing to get excited about.
当然，你的任何朋友都是受欢迎的。 Naturally, any friend of yours is welcome.
我知道，妈妈，但这是个特例。 I know, mother, but this is a special case.
我希望我能亲自带他去，但我必须留在伦敦。 I wish I could bring him myself, but I have to stay in London.
他明天晚上一个人来。 He's coming alone tomorrow night.
你把那家伙派到这里来，而你…我知道这很奇怪，但我告诉过你，这是个特例。 You're sending the fellow down here and you... I know it's strange, but I told you, it's a special case.
你看，他有危险。 You see, he's in danger.
他不会承认，但他应该马上离开伦敦。 He won't admit it, but he ought to get out of London at once.
天啊。那家伙做了什么? Good heavens. What's the fellow done?
他没做什么?他在为一个新的更美好的世界而战。 What hasn't he done? He's fighting for a new and better world.
- - - - - - - ?——为什么?你没听说过纳粹吗? - —What for? - What for? Haven't you heard of the Nazis?
哦,是的。德国的家伙。我一直想看看。 Oh, yes. German chaps. Always wanted to see one.
一定要把他送下来。 Send him down, by all means.
父亲，他不是纳粹。他与纳粹作战。他是一个捷克。 Father, he isn't a Nazi. He fights the Nazis. He's a Czech.
纳粹在追杀他。 The Nazis are after him.
神父，你坐在火山上。 Father, you're sitting on a volcano.
战舰和坦克帮不了你。 Battleships and tanks won't help you.
相信我，只有制造出我们自己的贝林斯基，英国才会安全。 Believe me, england won't be safe until we produce our own belinskis.
别林斯基到底是什么? What the devil are belinskis?
“别林斯基到底是什么鬼东西?”我放弃了。“belinskis是什么?” "What the devil are belinskis?" I give up. "What are belinskis?"
别崩溃了，安德鲁。 Now, don't go all to pieces, Andrew.
如果英国必须生产贝林斯基，为什么，我们就生产贝林斯基。 If england must produce belinskis, why, we will produce belinskis.
英国从来没有失败过。好了，去喝茶吧，亲爱的。 Britain has never failed. Now, have your tea, dear.
妈妈。妈妈，他叫别林斯基。亚当belinski教授。 Mother... Mother, belinski is the man's name. Professor Adam belinski.
哦,我明白了。 Oh, I see.
当然，我们很乐意让他的周末尽可能愉快。 Of course, we'd be glad to make his weekend as pleasant as possible.
妈妈。妈妈，这不是一个愉快周末的问题。 Mother... mother, this isn't the matter of a pleasant weekend.
这是生死攸关的事我不知道他要待多久。 It's a matter of life and death. I don't know how long he's going to stay.
可能是一周，一年，也可能是一辈子。 It may be a week, a year, it may be permanently.
永远都是陌生人?这是不是有点牵强了? Permanently, a total stranger? Isn't that stretching it a bit?
但是，父亲，他放弃了一切。他没有钱。 But, father, he's given up everything. He hasn't any money.
你是说那个乞丐破产了? You mean the beggar's broke?
你不能因为一个人没钱就说他破产了。 You can't call a man broke just because he hasn't any money.
妈妈，我相信你能理解。我指望你对他好一点。 Mother, I'm sure you understand. I'm depending on you to be kind to him.
当然,亲爱的。现在，我们喝茶吧。 Of course, dear. Now, let's have tea.
对不起。我不能留下来。我得回伦敦了……但你才刚到。 Sorry. I can't stay. I've got to get back to London... But you just got here.
如果不是最紧急的事情，我是不会这样匆忙离开的。 I wouldn't rush off like this if it weren't most urgent.
非常感谢，亲爱的。 Thanks so much, darling.
安德鲁，这不是贝蒂奶油吧? Andrew, it isn't Betty cream, is it?
当然不是。 Of course not.
记住你的承诺，母亲。我会尽快见你的。 Remember your promise, mother. I'll see you as soon as I can.
——再见。再见,爸爸。——再见。 - Goodbye. Goodbye, father. - Goodbye.
如果是贝蒂，我一点也不会不高兴。 I shouldn't be at all unhappy if it were Betty.
好女孩。马骑得好。他为什么不结婚，结束这一切呢? Nice girl. Sits a horse well. Why doesn't he marry and have done with it?
你好，syrette? How do you do, syrette?
达夫·格雷厄姆上校，夫人。 The colonel duff Graham, milady.
-爱丽丝，亲爱的，你好吗?-查尔斯，真好。 - Alice, my dear, how are you? - Charles, how nice.
亨利，老伙计，天哪，你看起来真健康。 Henry, old boy, by jove, how fit you look.
-好吧，好吧，查尔斯。-看我把谁带来了。 - —Well, well, Charles. - Look whom I've brought you.
罗迪几乎不能把他的爪子从她身上移开，是吧，布朗小姐? Roddy could hardly keep his paws off her, eh, miss brown?
我也不怪他。 I don't blame him either.
你好，布朗小姐。-你好! - How do you do, miss brown? - How do you do?
这是我的荣幸。 Well, well, this is a pleasure.
从新来的牧师身边经过。他怎么样了? Passed the new vicar on the drive over. How's he getting on?
灿烂、辉煌。马骑得好。 Splendid, splendid. Sits a horse well.
好。这倒提醒了我。我正好有时间在晚饭前兜兜风。 Good. That reminds me. I've just got time for a ride before dinner.
你不留下来喝茶吗? Aren't you staying for tea?
不，谢谢你，爱丽丝。我必须走着走着。 No, thank you, Alice. I must be toddling along.
布朗小姐，别离开太久。我会等你的。 Miss brown, don't stay away too long. I shall be waiting for you.
我也想看看她，你知道的。罗迪也是吗? I want to see a bit of her, too, you know. And so does roddy, eh?
恭喜恭喜。 Cheerio.
-谢谢你做的一切。-哦，不，不，荣幸之至。 - —Thank you for everything. - Oh, no, no, pleasure, pleasure.
布朗小姐，请坐好吗? Won't you sit down, miss brown?
——要我吗?——当然。 - —Shall I? - Certainly.
——请。-喝点茶。 - Please. - Have some tea.
这是……你真是太好了。 This is... this is very kind of you.
要牛奶还是柠檬，布朗小姐? Milk or lemon, miss brown?
这真的不重要。 It really doesn't matter.
那我们说柠檬好吗? Then shall we say lemon?
嗯，我通常喝牛奶，但我想试试柠檬。 Well, I usually take milk, but I'll try lemon.
那就喝牛奶吧。糖吗? Then milk, by all means. Sugar?
我不这么想。 I don't think so.
你很肯定吗? Are you quite sure?
如果你不介意的话，请给我四张。 Well, if you don't mind, four, please.
试一试煎饼。 Try a crumpet.
噢,谢谢你。 Oh, thank you.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
我从没想过会是这样。 You know, I didn't think it'd be anything like this.
你们俩人都很好，这里也很可爱。 You've both been so kind, and it's so lovely here.
我一生中从未见过这么漂亮的花。 I've never seen such beautiful flowers in my life.
-就像公园一样-听到了吗，爱丽丝? - —It's just like a park. - Hear that, Alice?
她从早到晚都在里面工作。是她的帝国。 She works in it from morning till night. It's her empire.
也许有一天你会让我帮你打理花园。 Maybe someday you'll let me help you in the garden.
当然，亲爱的。我很高兴你喜欢我的花。 Of course, my dear. I'm so glad you like my flowers.
你比我想的好多了。 You're so much nicer than I thought.
事实上，我根本没想到你会对我这么好。 In fact, I didn't think you'd be nice at all.
我怕你会饿死我。 To think I was afraid you might starve me.
相反，我在这里喝着奶茶，吃着四块蛋糕和松脆饼。 Instead, here I am having tea with milk and four lumps and crumpets.
-我可以再来一杯吗?-天哪，全拿去吧。 - —May I have another? - Good heavens, have them all.
谢谢，我不是很饿，但我很感激你的好意。 Thanks, I'm not that hungry, but I appreciate the offer.
我在这里，你不会后悔的。 You won't be sorry having me here.
我向你保证，我会做一切让你高兴的事，甚至是一些额外的事情。 I'm going to do everything to please you, I promise you, even some extra things.
你的水管吗?管道? How's your plumbing? —plumbing?
我们的管道没有问题，对吧? There's nothing wrong with our plumbing, is there?
我真希望你有根管子漏水。我可以修好它。 I almost wish one of your pipes leaked. I could fix it.
你是说现在年轻女孩都喜欢修水管? You mean to tell me young girls go in for plumbing nowadays?
这很有趣，对每个人都有好处。 It's great fun, and it does everybody so much good.
我年轻的时候，我们从没讨论过管道问题。 When I was a young man, we never even discussed plumbing.
事实上，我们没有。 As a matter of fact, we didn't have any.
告诉我，布朗小姐-大家都叫我克兰尼。 Tell me, miss brown — -everybody calls me cluny.
告诉我，我猜你认识达夫·格雷厄姆上校很久了。 Tell me, I suppose you've known colonel duff Graham a long time.
不，我们刚在火车上认识。 Oh, no, we just met on the train.
但我觉得我好像认识他很久了。 But I feel as if I've known him eversolong.
我要养一只小狗。 I'm going to have a puppy.
-你要吃什么?- -一只上校送的小狗 - You're going to have what? - —a puppy from the colonel.
朱彭他说这是他第一次把罗迪的东西送人。 Jupnen he says it's the first time he's ever given one of roddy's away.
希望你不要介意。我保证不会让它影响我的工作。 I hope you won't mind. I promise I won't let it interfere with my work.
你的工作吗? Your work?
是的。工作。 Yes. Work.
我的克伦布朗。是邮政门小姐派我来的。 I'm cluny brown. Miss postgate sent me.
你没料到我会来吗?我是客厅女佣。 Didn't you expect me? I'm the parlor maid.
你是新来的女仆。我明白了。 Oh, you're the new maid. I see.
你以为我是别人，对吧? You thought I was somebody else, didn't you?
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
我做错什么了吗? Have I done something wrong?
不,不。如果有人错了，那就是我们。 No, no. If anyone's been wrong, it's us.
没人做错什么。我们很高兴见到你。 Nobody's done anything wrong. We've enjoyed seeing you.
我们希望你在这里过得愉快，并能住得久一些。 And we hope you'll be happy here and stay a long time.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
瑟瑞特，这是克兰尼·布朗，新来的女仆。 Syrette, this is cluny brown, the new maid.
好了，坐下来，亲爱的，把茶喝完。 Now, sit down, my dear, and finish your tea.
坐下吧，亲爱的。 Sit down, my dear.
等你吃完，瑟瑞特会带你去见管家麦尔太太。 And when you've finished, syrette will take you to Mrs. Maile, the housekeeper.
很好,夫人。 Very good, milady.
爱丽丝，我最好去看看那封信。 Well, Alice, I'd better get at that letter.
他们很好，不是吗? They are so nice, aren't they?
我完成了。 I'm finished.
跟我来,棕色的。布朗吗? Follow me, brown. —brown?
大家都叫我克吕尼。 Everybody calls me cluny.
你在这里会被称为布朗。 You'll be called brown here.
也许她上错火车了，麦尔太太。 Maybe she got onto the wrong train, Mrs. Maile.
也许她和一个英俊的陌生人私奔了。 Maybe she ran off with a handsome stranger.
那就够了。 That will be enough, weller.
这样的事情以前发生过，而且可能会再次发生。 Things like that have happened before and might happen again.
布朗太太，梅尔太太。管家梅尔太太。 Mrs. Brown, Mrs. Maile. Mrs. Maile, the housekeeper.
你去哪儿了，布朗? Where have you been, brown?
跟亨利爵士和夫人喝茶。 Having tea with sir Henry and her ladyship.
——什么?-这不是我的错，真的…希瑞特先生稍后会给我必要的信息，如果你愿意的话。 - What? - Well, it wasn't my fault, really... Mr. Syrette will give me the necessary information later, if you'd be so kind.
乐意效劳，麦尔夫人。 With pleasure, Mrs. Maile.
- - - - - - -谢谢。-一点也不。 - —Thank you. - Not at all.
现在请脱下你的帽子。 Now then, take off your hat, please.
恐怕你得整理一下你的头发。 I'm afraid you'll have to do something about your hair.
我要走吗，麦尔太太? Shall I leave, Mrs. Maile?
请不要，斯瑞特先生。我很感激你对这件事的意见。 Please don't, Mr. Syrette. I'd appreciate your opinion in the matter.
我能说我完全同意你的观点吗，麦尔夫人? May I say I agree with you completely, Mrs. Maile?
我知道你会的，斯瑞特先生。 I knew you would, Mr. Syrette.
-外表是工作的一部分。——精确。 - Your appearance is part of your work. - —precisely.
-我知道这是你的第一个地方。——是的。 - I understand this is your first place. - Yes.
我明白了。我们必须从头开始。 I see. We must begin at the beginning.
你对我说"女士"对瑟瑞特先生说"先生" You say "ma'am" to me, and "sir" to Mr. Syrette.
“夫人”是对夫人的称呼。 And "her ladyship" to her ladyship.
你也许永远见不到夫人或亨利爵士了。 You will perhaps never see her ladyship or sir Henry.
但如果你偶然发现自己和他们在同一个房间，你就不会在房间里。 But if by chance you find yourself in the same room with them, you will not be in the room.
你会看到，也会看不到。你会听见，也会不听见。 You will see and not see. You will hear and not hear.
如果夫人对你说话，我很怀疑但如果她要去，你要回答"是，夫人"或"不是，夫人" Should her ladyship address you, which I very much doubt... But if she should, you will answer "yes, milady," or "no, milady,"
视情况而定。 depending on the circumstances.
然而，当你穿上制服后，这些事情就会更容易发生。 However, these things will come to you more easily when you've put on your uniform.
-我说得再好不过了。-谢谢你，Syrette先生 - I couldn't have stated it better myself. - Thank you, Mr. Syrette.
现在，布朗，威勒会带你去你的房间。 And now, brown, weller will show you to your room.
但在你走之前，如果我没说清楚的话…哦，你说得很清楚了。我完全理解。 But before you go, if I haven't made myself quite clear... Oh, you've made yourself quite clear. I understand perfectly.
例如，如果我想……那位先生说了什么?哦,是的。 For instance, if I feel like... What was it the gentleman said? Oh, yes.
如果我想拿坚果喂松鼠，这里可不行。 If I feel like feeding squirrels to the nuts, this isn't the place for it.
教授马上就下来。 The professor will be down immediately.
我说，雪莉特，那家伙叫什么来着? I say, syrette, what's the fellow's name again?
很难记住。 It is hard to remember.
很多外国人都有外国名字，不是吗? So many foreigners do have foreign names, dontthey?
先生，我可以提个建议吗?——继续。 - May I make a suggestion, sir? - Go ahead.
科林斯基，想想皮毛。-哦,kolinski kolinski。 Think of the fur, kolinski. —oh, kolinski, kolinski.
现在用“be”代替“ko”。 And now substitute "be" for "ko."
"别林斯基"是"柯林斯基"的意思，长官。 "Belinski" for "kolinski," and you have it, sir.
我会记住。 I'll remember that.
那个皮草叫什么来着? What's the name of that fur again?
belinski教授。 Professor belinski.
教授，很高兴见到你。 Ah, professor, how nice to see you.
你真好，卡梅尔夫人。你好，先生。 You're very kind, lady carmel. How do you do, sir?
你好!喝杯雪利酒吧，老家伙。 How do you do? Have a glass of Sherry, old man.
教授，你在这里很受欢迎，想待多久就待多久。 Professor, you're most welcome here, for as long as you care to stay.
你真是太好客了。 How very hospitable you are.
但我觉得在你了解我之前我不应该接受。 But I don't feel I should accept before you know more about me.
-安德鲁跟我们说了你的事。-还有纳粹的事。 - Andrew has told us all about you. - And about this Nazi business.
你不用担心身边有警察的柏金包。 You don't have to worry with constable birkins around.
用柏金包挡东西可真厉害。 Great man for warding things off, birkins.
我对警官的柏金包很有信心。 I have the utmost confidence in constable birkins.
但毕竟，纳粹就在英吉利海峡对面。 But after all, the Nazis are across the channel.
然而，让我担心的是，就在这里。 However, what worries me is right here with us.
我没有晚礼服。 I have no dinnerjacket.
晚餐准备好了，夫人。 Dinner is served, milady.
亨利爵士，我无法忍受你穿着西装坐在餐桌对面。 Sir Henry, I couldn't bear to face you in a lounge suit across the dinner table.
嗯,嗯…有一次我在那不勒斯吃晚餐时穿了一套西装。 Well, uh... Wore a lounge suit myself once at dinner in Naples.
走到贫民窟去。不想吓着当地人。 Went slumming. Didn't want to shock the natives.
我们进去吗? Shall we go in?
安德鲁会借给你一件晚礼服。 Andrew will lend you a dinnerjacket.
他有两个。今晚不重要，但我想帮你个忙，如果…这并不重要，但你知道，我丈夫喜欢我为晚餐打扮。 He has two. It doesn't matter tonight, but as a favor, if... It's not really important, but you see, my husband likes me to dress for dinner.
但如果你不穿衣服，他就不能穿，如果他不穿，我当然也不会穿。 But if you didn't dress, he couldn't, and if he couldn't, then of course, I wouldn't.
你让一切变得多么简单和迷人。 How simple and charming you make everything.
-我能说几句吗?——哦,请。 - May I say something? - Oh, please.
来吧,belinski。 Go ahead, belinski.
"这个国王的宝座，这个有权杖的岛。 "This royal throne of kings, this scepter'd isle.
另一个伊甸园，半天堂。 This other Eden, Demi-paradise.
这片土地上有如此可爱的灵魂，这片非常非常可爱的土地。 This land of such dear souls, this dear, dear land.
这片神圣的土地，这片土地，这片国土，这片英格兰" This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this england."
莎士比亚。 To Shakespeare.
教授，你的英语说得好吗? How well you speak English, professor.
从他身上流出来。 Flows right out of him.
英语是世界通用的语言。 English is the universal tongue.
这就是我所说的清晰思维。 That's what I call clear thinking.
年轻时，我亲爱的父母送我环游世界。 As a young man, my dear parents sent me on a tour round the world.
我离开的时候说英语，回来的时候也说英语。 I left speaking English, came back speaking English.
在这段时间里，他一句话也没说。 Never spoke a word of anything else the whole time.
英语是我丈夫的爱好。 English is my husband's hobby.
是的，我丈夫喜欢旅行。 Yes, my husband enjoyed traveling.
你知道我没有，亲爱的。 You know I didn't, darling.
我去了圣彼得堡见了沙皇。 I went to St. Petersburg and saw the czar.
我去君士坦丁堡见了苏丹。 I went to constantinople and saw the sultan.
当我回到家，我仔细地看了一眼我见到的第一个伦敦鲍比，感谢我的星星。 And when I got home, I took a good look at the first London Bobby I saw and thanked my stars.
人若有家，就应坚守。 If a man has a home, he should stick to it.
现在，我是一个天生的大都会主义者。 Now, I'm a natural Cosmopolitan.
如果一个人从来没有离开过自己的国家，他就会变得醉醺醺的。 If one never gets out of one's own country, one becomes quite pot-bound.
就我个人而言，我想在国外呆几个月。 Personally, I should like to spend several months abroad.
唔唔。嗯? Mm—mmm. —hmm?
——-Mm-mmm。——什么? - —Mm—mmm. - What?
别拿那块，先生，右边的这块，好多了。 Don't take that piece, sir. This one on the right, much better.
什么? What?
它没有那么多脂肪，颜色更深，体积更大。 It hasn't so much fat and it's browner and bigger.
你不会后悔的，先生。 You won't regret it, sir.
坚果给松鼠吃。 Nuts to the squirrels.
我很抱歉，夫人。 I'm very sorry, milady.
无耻，荒谬，让我无语。 Outrageous, preposterous, strikes me speechless.
一个女仆为我选羊肉。 A maid choosing my mutton for me.
-她马上就会被解雇，先生-稍等，亨利爵士 - She will be dismissed immediately, sir. - One moment, sir Henry.
你接受了她的建议。我可以问你为什么吗? You took the piece she suggested. May I ask you why?
嗯…因为另一块上面有一团脂肪。 Uh... because the other piece had a blob of fat on it.
这一款颜色更浅，更瘦，更大，你更喜欢它。 And this one is browner, leaner, and bigger, and you liked it better.
见鬼，这事还没完。 And hang it all, it's just not done.
真遗憾。这件事早就该做了。 What a pity. It should have been done long ago.
你有没有想过，几代以来，卡梅尔的领主们可能都吃错了羊肉? Does it occur to you that for generations, the lords of carmel have probably eaten the wrong piece of mutton?
这是一个非常有趣的看待问题的方式。 That's a very interesting way of looking at it.
此外，现在很难让佣人到乡下来。 Besides, it's so difficult to get domestics to come to the country nowadays.
好吧，她没必要摔盘子侮辱我的朋友。 Well, she needn't have dropped the platter and insulted my friend.
她跟你说了什么? What was it she said to you?
我记得很清楚，先生。 I remember very well, sir.
恕我冒昧地重复一遍，那是"疯狂到松鼠" It was, if I may take the Liberty of repeating it, "nuts to the squirrels."
没有意义。 Doesn't make sense.
不,它不是。应该是"松鼠吃坚果" No, it doesn't. It should be, "squirrels to the nuts."
但是我思想开放，如果有人对我说“nuts to the squirrel”，我接受。 But I have an open mind, and if someone says to me, "nuts to the squirrels," I accept it.
也许有一天，当你更了解我的时候，你也会这么对我说，但我不确定你会不会把松鼠也包括在内。 You may be inclined to say that to me yourself someday, when you know me better, and I'm not so sure you will include the squirrels.
对我来说太深了，别林斯基。 That's much too deep for me, belinski.
恕我直言，夫人，越早把这位小姐打发走越好。 If I may say so, milady, the sooner the young woman is dismissed, the better.
拜托，瑟瑞特先生，我知道在厨房的政策中，权力的平衡取决于你。 Oh, please, Mr. Syrette, I know that in the policies of the kitchen, the balance of power rests with you.
我也知道作为英国习俗和传统的守护者，这位年轻的女士冒犯了你的感情。 I also know that as a guardian of English customs and traditions, this young woman has offended your sensibilities.
但请允许我引用一位对英语无比珍视的人的话。 But permit me to quote someone to whom everything English was all so dear.
“仁慈的品质是不紧张的。 "The quality of mercy is not strained.
它像轻柔的雨从天上落下。” It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven."
莎士比亚。 To Shakespeare.
我从没见过我丈夫这么激动。 I've never seen my husband so stimulated.
他自己就是个能激励人的人。 Well, he's a very stimulating man himself.
是的,他是。我希望你会舒服。 Yes, he is. I hope you'll be comfortable.
瑟瑞特会替你泊车。 Syrette will valet you.
亲爱的卡梅尔夫人，我给贴身男仆的东西太少了。 Dear lady carmel, I have so little to offer a valet.
但你介意让思蕾特去吗? But would you mind letting syrette?
以免伤了他的感情。 So as not to hurt his feelings.
很好。我有两套西装。这个和安德鲁的晚礼服。 Very well. I have two suits. This and Andrew's dinnerjacket.
它们都由瑟雷特支配。 They're both at syrette's disposal.
谢谢你！我希望您睡个好觉，教授。 Thank you. I hope you sleep well, professor.
对了，你家窗户下有只夜莺。 By the way, there's a nightingale under your window.
你不应该这么麻烦。 You should not have gone to so much trouble.
晚安，教授。-晚安，卡梅尔夫人。 - Good night, professor. - Good night, lady carmel.
“亲爱的叔叔在攻击…… "Dear uncle Arn...
我为……我的第一次……晚餐……今晚。 I served... My first... dinner... tonight.
羊肉。” Mutton."
哦,叔叔在攻击。 Oh, uncle Arn.
晚上好,克伦。 Good evening, cluny.
克兰尼，很抱歉让你生气了。 Cluny, I'm so sorry I upset you.
你好，别林斯基先生? How do you do, Mr. Belinski?
看在上帝的份上，你是怎么来的? For heaven's sake, how did you get here?
所有地方的修士卡梅尔。告诉我，发生了什么? To friars carmel of all places. Tell me, what happened?
都是阿恩叔叔。 It's all uncle Arn.
你还记得我叔叔吧? You remember my uncle, don't you?
是的。 Yes.
但有什么用呢?我穿着制服。 But what's the use? Here I am in a uniform.
哦,Belinski先生。 Oh, Mr. Belinski.
好了，好了，克兰尼。 Oh, now, now, cluny.
看看我，我也在这里，我甚至没有叔叔。 Look at me, I'm here, too, and I haven't even got an uncle.
毕竟，你至少是个女佣。 And after all, you are at least a maid.
我只是个客人。 I'm only a guest.
我还得穿制服，一件便服。 And I will have to wear a uniform, too, a dinnerjacket.
但我不想一辈子都当女佣。 But I don't want to be a maid all my life.
我将继续工作，扔盘子，把热水瓶放在冷床上，星期三下午在村里休息，那里的电影院只在晚上开放。 I'll go on and on dropping platters, putting hot water bottles into cold beds, and having Wednesday afternoon off in the village, where the cinema opens only at night.
那我呢，克兰尼? What about me, cluny?
我是个城市人。我喜欢汽车，交通和信号灯。 I'm a city man. I love cars and traffic and lights.
烟在我的肺里。 Smoke in my lungs.
我得到了什么?一只大嘴夜莺就在我的窗下。 What have I got? A big—mouthed nightingale right under my window.
和一个不适应环境的人聊天也很好。 It's so good to talk to someone who's out of place too.
是的,克伦。随时跟我说话。 Yes, cluny. Talk to me at any time.
-把你的心给我。- - - - - -同上。 - Open your heart to me. - Ditto.
哦,Belinski先生! Oh, Mr. Belinski!
请原谅我，别林斯基先生。我不知道我是怎么了。 Please forgive me, Mr. Belinski. I don't know what came over me.
你又不是我喜欢的类型。相信我，你不是。 It isn't as if you were my type. Believe me, you aren't.
我肯定不是。我完全理解。 I'm sure I'm not. I understand perfectly.
你只是很高兴能在这里找到朋友，我也是。 You were just happy to find a friend here, and so am I.
我们必须继续做朋友。 We must go on being friends.
因为我们不是我们喜欢的类型，那应该很容易。 As we are not our types, that should be easy.
我们就像荒岛上的两个人，等着船来救我们。 You know, we're like two people on a desert island, waiting for a ship to rescue us.
没错，克兰尼，但是…你知道荒岛上的情况。 That's right, cluny, but, um... You know how it is on a desert island.
你等啊等，然后就不再等了。 You wait and wait, and then you don't wait anymore.
克兰尼·布朗，承认吧，我们有危险。 Cluny brown, let's admit it, we're in danger.
今天我们不是我们喜欢的类型，但随着时间的流逝，我们可能看起来不那么糟糕。 Today we are not our types, but as time passes, we might not look so bad to each other.
如果我们在修士卡梅尔待得够久，谁知道呢? If we are at friars carmel long enough, who knows?
你也许会觉得我还过得去，而我也许会觉得你是全县最漂亮的人。 You might even find me tolerable, and I might find you the most beautiful creature in the whole county.
这不是一个好郡，但我们也就只有这个了。 It's not much of a county, but that's all we'll have.
不，绝对不能这样，别林斯基先生。 Oh, no, that must never happen, Mr. Belinski.
你永远不要成为我处境的受害者，如果你在我看来很浪漫，不要犹豫，踢我就好了。 You must never become a victim of my circumstances, and if you should ever seem romantic to me, don't hesitate, just kick me.
——是的。让我们互相踢吧。-这是一个协议。 - Yes. Let's kick each other. - It's a pact.
-我觉得很安全。——好。 - I feel so safe. - Good.
嗯，我想我最好现在就走。 Well, I think I'd better go now.
你为什么不走楼梯? Why don't you use the stairs?
很好的主意。 Excellent idea.
我真是太感谢你了。啊，我感觉好多了。 I can't thank you enough. Ah, I feel so much better.
-睡个好觉，克兰尼。我想我会的。 - Have a good night's sleep, cluny. - I think I will.
我们在那间公寓相遇真是太幸运了。 How lucky that we met in that flat.
真希望我现在就在那里。 I wish I were back there right now.
我希望我能卷起袖子，把袜子卷下来，把连接处解开。 I wish I could roll up my sleeves, roll down my stockings, and unloosen the joint.
砰,砰,砰。 Bang, bang, bang.
好吧，我想我该回房间了让夜莺把我弄睡。 Well, I think I'll go to my room now and let the nightingale bang me to sleep.
-晚安，克兰尼。——晚安。 - Good night, cluny. - Good night.
夫人微笑? Well, Mrs. Maile?
我同意你的观点，Syrette先生，但是，让女孩子来这个国家太难了。 I agree with you, Mr. Syrette, but then, it's so difficult to get girls to come to the country.
你想要什么? What do you expect?
一个没有介绍信的女佣，一个甚至不是外交官的外国人。 A maid without references, and a foreigner who isn't even in the diplomatic service.
我曾犹豫过要不要告诉你，但现在我觉得我应该告诉你。 I hesitated to tell you, but now I believe I should.
这位外国先生在晚餐时站起来，直接对我说话。 This foreign gentleman Rose at dinner and addressed me directly.
哦,不。是的,太太微笑。 Oh, no. —yes, Mrs. Maile.
亨利爵士和卡梅尔夫人的客人对我一视同仁。 Sir Henry and lady carmel's guest spoke to me as an equal.
-晚安，斯瑞特先生-晚安，麦尔夫人。 - Good night, Mr. Syrette. - Good night, Mrs. Maile.
下午好,治安官。 Good afternoon, constable.
-下午好，柏金包。- - - - - - -Pentlock。 - Good afternoon, birkins. - —mr. Pentlock.
克伦。 Cluny.
你好，别林斯基先生。 Oh, hello, Mr. Belinski.
看看你自己，肩膀上有紫罗兰，脸颊上有玫瑰，头上有花园。 Just look at you, violets on your shoulders, roses in your cheeks, and a garden on your head.
-什么场合?-你不知道吗? - What's the occasion? - Don't you know?
-是你的生日。-不。 -It's your birthday. —no.
今天不是我的生日，是吗? It isn't my birthday, is it?
别林斯基先生，你不知道今天是什么日子吗? Mr. Belinski, don't you know what day this is?
-我数不清了。——今天是星期三。 - I've lost count. - It's Wednesday.
是吗? Is it?
别林斯基先生，我3点到7点休息。 Mr. Belinski, it's my day off, from 3:00 to 7:00.
当然可以。完美的。 Of course. Perfect.
难怪我一直喜欢星期三。 No wonder I've always loved wednesdays.
3点到7点，4个小时独处。 From 3:00 to 7:00, four hours all to ourselves.
二百四十分钟，如果你用几秒钟来想的话……我会取消我所有的约会。事实上，我会忽略它们。 Two hundred and forty minutes, and if you think of it in seconds... I'll cancel all my engagements. In fact, I'll ignore them.
克兰尼，这个村庄是我们的。 Cluny, the village is ours.
你真是太贴心了，别林斯基先生，但我想我应该告诉你，发生了一些事。 Well, it's awfully sweet of you, Mr. Belinski, but I think I should tell you, something has happened.
——什么?——夫人。迈勒患有风湿病。 - What? - —mrs. Maile suffers from rheumatism.
-你还没染上吧?- - - - - - -哦,不。 - You haven't caught it, have you? - —oh, no.
但是你要知道，要不是麦尔太太叫我去药店买梨树油，我可能永远也不会遇到药剂师威尔逊先生。 But you see, if Mrs. Maile hadn't sent me to the chemist's shop for pear tree's liniment, I might never have met Mr. Wilson, the chemist.
事情就是这样发生的。把它。 That's the way things happen. Think of it.
梅尔太太肿胀的膝盖可能会改变我的一生。 Mrs. Maile's swollen knee might change my whole life.
有那么糟吗，克兰尼? Is it as bad as that, cluny?
嗯，我不知道。 Well, I don't know.
如果一位绅士邀请你喝茶并和他的母亲见面，你会怎么想? What would you think if a gentleman invited you to tea and to meet his mother too?
我不会去。 I wouldn't go.
但我已经接受了。我确信我做的是对的。 But I've already accepted. I'm certain I did the right thing.
我相信你做过。 I'm sure you did.
你知道吗，威尔逊先生是这附近唯一的化学家。 You know, Mr. Wilson's the only chemist around here for miles and miles.
见到一个身边被数百瓶酒包围的男人真是太令人兴奋了，每一瓶都关乎生死。 It's so exciting to meet a man who's surrounded by hundreds of bottles, and every one of them life or death.
威尔逊先生暗示说，等我们熟识后，他可以让我看他配药。 Mr. Wilson hinted when we get better acquainted, he might let me watch him make up a prescription.
这是保密的。 This is confidential.
你的秘密将与我一同埋葬。 Your secret will be buried with me.
克兰尼，看来你的飞船来了。 Well, cluny, it looks as if your ship has come in.
我要给你的那杯啤酒，跟那些装满魔法的瓶子和小玻璃瓶比起来，显得太平淡了。 The glass of beer I was going to offer you seems awfully flat beside all those bottles and phials, filled with magic.
祝你玩得愉快，亲爱的。 Well, have a good time, my dear.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
-再见，别林斯基先生。——再见,克伦。 - Goodbye, Mr. Belinski. - Goodbye, cluny.
让我们再重复一遍，沃特金斯太太。 Now, let us repeat it once again, Mrs. Watkins.
把理查德大师的头向后倾斜，每天三次在每个鼻孔里挤一滴止血药。 Tilt master Richard's head back and squeeze one drop of the astringent into each nostril three times a day.
布朗小姐。 Miss brown.
你确定他不会流鼻涕了吗，威尔逊先生? You're sure his nose will stop running, Mr. Wilson?
沃特金斯太太，你也许有兴趣知道在我用了一瓶鼻浴后，巴罗卡米尔侯爵，一位杰出的演说家，第一次被人清楚地理解了 Mrs. Watkins, it may interest you to know that after the use of one bottle of my nasal bath, the Marquis of barrocamir, a distinguished speaker, was for the first time clearly understood
上周他在上议院发表演讲时。 when he addressed the house of lords last week.
请给我两先令。谢谢你，威尔逊先生。 - Two shillings, please. - —thank you, Mr. Wilson.
来,理查德。 Come, Richard.
-下午好，布朗小姐。-下午好，威尔逊先生。 - Good afternoon, miss brown. - Good afternoon, Mr. Wilson.
布朗小姐，我很想吃一两个烤面饼。你呢? Well, miss brown, I could relish a crumpet or two. And you?
- - - - - -同上。-那我们到客厅去好吗? - Ditto. - Then shall we step into the parlor?
威尔逊先生，你没注意到什么吗? Mr. Wilson, didn't you notice anything?
注意什么? Notice what?
我的样子。 The way I look.
我上次见你的时候提到过。 Well, I remarked about it the last time I saw you.
我说你看起来很聪明。 I said you looked intelligent.
不，我不是这个意思。 Oh, no, that's not what I mean.
这里，我头上的花园。 Here, the garden on my head.
好吧，我本人并不反对，但我妈妈可能会觉得这有点轻浮。 Mm, well, I don't object to it myself, but my mother might think it a little frivolous.
-那我最好把它脱了。——谢谢。我希望你能理解。 - Then I'd better take it off. - Thank you. I hope you understand.
我做的事。我应该满足于看起来聪明。 I do. I should have been satisfied to look intelligent.
那么，我们走吧? Then, uh, shall we?
多么优雅的房间啊! What an elegant room!
这不是白金汉宫，但这是威尔逊的小城堡。 Well, it's not Buckingham Palace, but it's Wilson's little castle.
你会喜欢看这张照片的，布朗小姐。 You might enjoy looking at this picture, miss brown.
这是手绘的。 It's painted by hand.
可怜的小绵羊。它没有多少前途，不是吗? Poor little sheep. It hasn't much future, has it?
羊肉。 Just mutton.
没有它，英格兰会变成什么样子? And where would england be without it?
如果我是一只羊，我应该为为帝国服务而自豪。 If I was a sheep, I should be proud to serve the empire.
布朗小姐，你想知道你在哪里吗? Now, miss brown, would you like to know where you are?
是的,我会的。 Yes, I would.
然后让我们看一看我们山谷的地图。 Then let us have a glance at the map of our valley.
看看这个。 Just look at that.
它们是战旗吗? Are they battle flags?
不算是一场战斗，布朗小姐，不过是一场胜利。 Not exactly a battle, miss brown, but a victory, nevertheless.
这是我出生的地方，这是我们此刻所在的地方。 This is where I was born, and this is where we are at this very moment.
我打算在这里度过余生。 And this is where I intend to remain for the rest of my life.
就在这所房子里。 Here in this very house.
你把一切都计划得那么完美。 You have everything so perfectly planned.
-如果房子被烧了怎么办?-我也考虑过。 - What if the house burns down? - I've considered that too.
它不会。我已经采取了一切预防措施。 It won't. I've taken every precaution.
你可能注意到了屋顶上的避雷针。 You may have noticed the lightning rod on the roof.
莫尔顿的皇家精确定位，最好的。 Moulton's imperial pinpoint, the very best.
如果!应该得到小威尔逊的祝福……我料想威尔逊太太不会让他们碰火柴的。 And if! Should ever be blessed with little Wilsons... I should expect Mrs. Wilson to keep matches away from them.
这要求并不过分，对吧? That isn't asking too much, is it?
哦,不。 Oh, no.
我想这是威尔逊先生对威尔逊夫人的最低要求。 I think that's the least Mr. Wilson could expect from Mrs. Wilson.
现在我要给我妈妈打电话了。 Now I shall call my mother.
然而，如果尽管我准备了这么多，还是发生了轻微的火灾，你可以放心我是修道士卡梅尔志愿消防部门的负责人。 However, if in spite of all my provisions, a slight Blaze should occur, it may reassure you to know that I am chief of the friars carmel volunteer fire department.
噢，威尔逊先生，你不是! Oh, Mr. Wilson, you aren't!
我是。 I am.
看你实战，简直是物超所值。 It would be almost worth a fire to see you in action.
谢谢你，布朗小姐。 Thank you, miss brown.
妈妈吗? Mother?
妈妈的休息。 Mother's been resting.
妈妈，我想让你见见我们的客人，布朗小姐。 Mother, I want you to meet our guest, miss brown.
现在，布朗小姐，如果你不反对的话，我要弹点风琴了。 And now, miss brown, if you have no objection, I shall play something on the harmonium.
你也会吹风琴吗? You play the harmonium too?
有什么是你不做的吗，威尔逊先生? Is there anything you don't do, Mr. Wilson?
你有自己的选择，"甜美的爱丽丝·本·波特"或"温柔地流淌，甜美的阿夫顿" You have your choice, "sweet Alice Ben bolt" or "flow gently, sweet afton."
它们都很漂亮。 They're both so beautiful.
我希望你能替我做决定，威尔逊先生。 I wish you'd decide for me, Mr. Wilson.
那我们再唱一曲"甜美的爱丽丝"或者"甜美的阿夫顿"好吗? Then shall we say "sweet Alice" and maybe "sweet afton" as an encore?
准备好了,布朗小姐? Ready, miss brown?
哦,一个客户端。 Oh, a client.
我很高兴你在下课铃响之前唱完了这首歌。 I'm awfully glad you finished the song before the bell rang.
无论如何我都应该完成它。 I should have finished it in any case.
你以为我会马上出去见客户，是吗? You think I'm going out to attend to the client at once, don't you?
-是吗?——没有。不,事实上。 - Well, aren't you? - No. No, indeed.
让客户紧张不安是一家成功企业的特权。 It is the privilege of a successful establishment to keep the client on edge.
你来的时候他很感激。 He's so grateful when you do arrive.
我很高兴你对音乐如此敏感，布朗小姐。 I'm glad you're so responsive to music, miss brown.
你玩的时候，它对我动了手脚。 When you were playing, it did something to me.
我看到你戴着消防员帽，爬上陡峭的梯子救了一个孩子。 I saw you in your fireman's hat, climbing up a steep ladder and saving a child.
一切都是那么美丽和勇敢。 It was all so beautiful and brave.
谢谢你，布朗小姐。 Thank you, miss brown.
我现在记起来了。我有个客户，不是吗? I remember now. I have a client, haven't I?
原谅我。 Excuse me.
是的。我能……喂?喂? Yes. What can I... Hello? Hello?
令人发指! Outrageous!
妈妈很喜欢你。 Mother's taken a great liking to you.
你怎么知道的?她什么也没说。 How do you know? She didn't say anything.
这正是问题的关键。母亲不会浪费口舌奉承。 That's the point. Mother doesn't waste words on flattery.
如果她开口说话，那是为了纠正错误。 If she speaks, it's to correct faults.
我也喜欢你妈妈。 I like your mother too.
有一两次，我以为她要对我微笑。 Once or twice, I thought she was going to smile at me.
她喜欢看到一个不往脸上涂东西的年轻女士。 She likes to see a young lady who doesn't put stuff on her face.
恕我直言，我也是。 If I may say so, so do I.
这对我没有任何好处。 Well, it wouldn't do me any good.
我试过了，但我看起来更糟。 I tried it, but I look worse.
他们看起来都更糟，只是他们没有意识到这一点。 They all look worse, only they haven't the sense to know it.
哦，是别林斯基先生。你好,Belinski先生。 Oh, it's Mr. Belinski. Hello, Mr. Belinski.
你好,布朗克卢尼市。 Hello, cluny brown.
别林斯基先生，这位是药剂师威尔逊先生。 Mr. Belinski, this is Mr. Wilson, the chemist.
-你好吗?-你好! - Uh, how do you do? - How do you do?
别林斯基先生住在卡梅尔修道院。 Mr. Belinski's staying at friars carmel.
我想是梅尔太太或希瑞特先生的朋友或亲戚吧? A friend or relative of Mrs. Maile or Mr. Syrette, I suppose?
哦,不。他是亨利爵士和卡梅尔夫人的客人。 Oh, no. He's a guest of sir Henry and lady carmel.
一个客人吗? A guest?
我理解威尔逊先生的惊讶。 I understand Mr. Wilson's surprise.
客人通常不知道有女仆的存在。 A guest is not ordinarily aware of the existence of a maid.
-这就是困扰你的原因，对吧?-是的,先生。 - That's what troubled you, wasn't it? - —exactly, sir.
我们互相理解，不是吗? We understand each other, don't we?
谢谢您,先生。 Thank you, sir.
你看，我们卡梅尔修士并不认为布朗小姐只是个女仆。 Well, you see, we at friars carmel do not consider miss brown merely as a maid.
不。我们为我们的克吕尼感到自豪，并对她的幸福感兴趣。 No. We are very proud of our cluny and interested in her welfare.
尤其是她的朋友们。 And, above all, in her friends.
自然。我明白了,先生。 Naturally. I understand, sir.
七点，布朗小姐。 Seven o'clock, miss brown.
是的。时光飞逝。 Yes. How time flies.
是的,确实。 Yes, it does.
但我们必须学会和它一起飞翔。 But we must learn to fly with it.
你可能会晚一点，我当然不想给梅尔太太留下坏印象。 You're going to be a bit late, and I certainly don't want to make a bad impression on Mrs. Maile.
好吧，我还是走吧。 Well, I'd better lope along.
-再见，威尔逊先生。-再见，布朗小姐。 - Goodbye, Mr. Wilson. - Goodbye, miss brown.
谢谢你给我一个美好的下午还有"可爱的爱丽丝·本·波特" Thanks for a wonderful afternoon and "sweet Alice Ben bolt."
一位非常值得尊敬的年轻女士。 A very worthy young lady.
-我想和你谈谈，威尔逊先生。-我听候您的吩咐，先生。 - —I'd like a word with you, Mr. Wilson. - I'm at your disposal, sir.
威尔逊先生，我想你已经仔细掂量过你对布朗小姐的意图了就像掂量药片的份量一样。 Mr. Wilson, I presume that you have weighed your intentions toward miss brown as carefully as you weigh the contents of a pill.
我向你保证，先生，我不是那种仅仅为了消磨一个下午而邀请一位年轻女士喝茶的人。 I assure you, sir, I am not the sort of man who would invite a young lady for tea merely to while away an afternoon.
我必须承认我很担心克兰尼，但你消除了我的恐惧。 I must admit I was worried about cluny, but you have relieved my fears.
威尔逊先生，你开的镇定剂没有比你更好的了。 Mr. Wilson, you couldn't have prescribed a better sedative than yourself.
-哦，谢谢你，先生-不客气 - —Oh, thank you, sir. - Not at all.
-晚安，威尔逊先生。晚安，先生。 - Good night, Mr. Wilson. - Good night, sir.
哦,威尔逊先生。 Oh, Mr. Wilson.
——是的,先生?-你不喝酒，是吗? - Yes, sir? - You don't drink, do you?
-哦，不，先生-很好 - —Oh, no, sir. - Good.
坐下来,克伦。听着，克兰尼。 Sit down, cluny. Now, look here, cluny.
我知道我们有约定。现在让我告诉你一些关于契约的事情。 I know we have a pact. Now let me tell you something about pacts.
签订协议有两个原因。 Pacts are made for two reasons.
一个要保留，两个要破坏。 One, to be kept, two, to be broken.
现在，现在，我不是说让我们打破约定。 Now, now, I don't say let's break our pact.
另一方面，我也不建议我们留着它。 On the other hand, I'm not suggesting that we keep it.
你好,克伦。-你好,Belinski先生。 Hello, cluny. —hello, Mr. Belinski.
-我尽快赶来了。-坐下，克兰尼。 - I came as soon as I could. - —sit down, cluny.
你觉得威尔逊先生怎么样?你还觉得我的船到了吗? How do you like Mr. Wilson? Do you still think my ship has arrived?
看这里,克伦。外面有一片海洋。 Look here, cluny. Out there is an ocean.
在海洋上有一艘船，勇敢地面对风暴和巨浪。 On the ocean is a boat, braving the storm and battling the billows.
那不是威尔逊先生。 That's not Mr. Wilson.
但在一个安静的港口，有一艘货船。 But in a quiet harbor, there is a freighter.
它的引擎关闭了，烟囱里没有烟。 Its engine is turned off, no smoke comes out of its funnel.
什么也不能使它动，风也好，浪也好。 Nothing could ever budge it, neither wind nor wave.
这是威尔逊先生。 That's Mr. Wilson.
我很高兴你喜欢他。 I'm so glad you like him.
你知道吗，别林斯基先生，当我坐在他的客厅里，一切都那么舒适、祥和、温馨，而威尔逊先生在弹风琴时，我都哽咽了。 Do you know, Mr. Belinski, when I sat in his parlor, and everything cozy and peaceful and so homey, and Mr. Wilson playing the harmonium, I got all choked up.
我第一次真正感受到了有个地方是什么感觉。 For the first time, I really felt what it must be like to have a place.
然后他妈妈开始打鼾。 And then his mother started to snore.
你喜欢吗? You liked that?
不仅仅是因为她打呼噜，还因为她是个母亲。 Not just the snoring, but because she was a mother.
你看，我是个孤儿，我从来没听过我妈妈打呼噜。 You see, I'm an orphan, and I've never heard my mother snore.
但你现在很开心。 But you're happy now.
这才是最重要的。 That's all that matters.
别林斯基先生，我只谈我自己太自私了。 Mr. Belinski, it's so selfish of me to talk only about myself.
但我相信有一天你的船也会进来。 But I'm sure someday your ship will come in too.
别为我担心。 Don't worry about me.
如果它不来……我游泳很好。 If it doesn't come... I'm a good swimmer.
我差点忘了你的热水瓶。 I almost forgot your hot water bottle.
但我相信在这样温暖的夜晚你不需要它。 But I'm sure you won't need it on a warm night like this.
是的，是的，恐怕我知道。我觉得有点冷。 Yes, yes, I'm afraid I do. I feel a little chilly.
今晚结束前天气可能会更冷。 It may get colder before the night is over.
谢谢你,克伦。-谢谢你，别林斯基先生。 Thank you, cluny. —thank you, Mr. Belinski.
——晚安。——晚安。 - Good night. - Good night.
是吗? Yes?
令人发指! Outrageous!
-早上好先生-早上好威尔逊 - Good morning, sir. - Good morning, Wilson.
——好!——belinski教授。 - Well! - Professor belinski.
——非常温柔。-你在这里做什么? - —Andrew. - What are you doing here?
只是在为你的到来清理街道。 Just clearing the streets for your arrival.
很高兴见到你，安德鲁。你好吗? Well, I'm glad to see you, Andrew. How are you?
现在我离开了伦敦，感觉好多了。 Better now that I'm out of London.
贝蒂怎么样了? How is Betty cream?
我再也不想听到那个女人的名字了。 I never want to hear that woman's name again.
她不值得男人浪费时间和精力。没有女人。 She isn't worth a man's time or energy. No woman is.
他们都是不可理喻的、轻率的、以自我为中心的、迟钝的、白痴的……天哪，第一个走近我的女人……如果他们知道什么对他们有好处，他们最好离远点。 They're all impossible, harebrained, self-centered, insensitive, idiotic... By George, the first woman that comes near me... They'd better stay away if they know what's good for them.
这是我的最后一句话。 That's my last word.
你是对的,安德鲁。女人不行。 You're right, Andrew. Women are no good.
除了女性。 Except as women.
天哪，你说得对，教授。 By jove, you've said something, professor.
我必须记住这一点。 I must remember that.
你好吗?我可耻地忽视了你。 How are you? I've neglected you shamefully.
发生了什么事?你注意到什么可疑的地方了吗? What's been going on? Have you noticed anything suspicious?
任何看起来像纳粹的东西? Anything that looks like a Nazi?
嗯，有一头特别的牛，有斑纹的，它有一两次狠狠地瞪了我一眼。 Well, there is one particular cow, a brindle, who gave me a nasty look once or twice.
这就是你的别林斯基，像这样把它甩到肩膀上。 That's belinski for you, tossing it over your shoulder like that.
但我不会让你这么做的。你可能不珍惜自己的生命，但我珍惜。 But I won't let you. You may not value your life, but I do.
现在我脑子里没有别的事了。 I have nothing else on my mind now.
从现在起，我可以全心全意地关心你。 I can devote my undivided attention to you from now on.
坦白说，我会很讨厌的。总有一天世界会为此感谢我的。 Frankly, I'm going to be a pest. Someday the world will thank me for it.
安德鲁，我现在就感谢你。 Andrew, I thank you for it right now.
但如果你肯听我的话。 But if you would only listen to me.
我试着告诉你很多次了。 I've tried to tell you so many times.
我没有危险。 I'm not in danger.
你没有危险吗? You're not in danger?
当然，我…这才像话。 Well, naturally, I am... That's more like it.
但我所有的同胞也是如此。 But so are all my countrymen.
所有的英国人都是，你，你父亲，整个世界。 So are all englishmen, you, your father, the whole world.
是的，是的，当然。但不是每个人都是亚当·别林斯基。 Yes, yes, of course. But everyone is not Adam belinski.
你的处境特别危险。 You're in special danger.
安德鲁，你对我太好了，我希望我是。 Oh, Andrew, you're so good to me, I wish I were.
当然，在我到达英国之前，我过得很艰难。 Of course, I had a bad time of it until I reached england.
我敢打赌你说过。 I'll bet you did.
而且，提醒你，如果他们出版我的书，我可能会再倒霉，不管是在这里还是在美国。 And, mind you, I may have a bad time of it again if they ever publish my book, here or in america.
是什么在支撑它?——出版商。 What's holding it up? —the publishers.
——无赖!-看到了吗? - The cads! - So you see?
就危险而言，有一段平静期。 There is a lull, as far as danger is concerned.
现在，我们何不趁这间歇放松一下呢? Now, why don't we take advantage of the lull and relax?
好吗?-不。 Shall we? —no.
不。我不会放松。 No. I won't relax.
我打算再给《泰晤士报》写一封信。 I'm going to write another letter to the times.
好。 Good.
不。不，我要加入皇家空军。 No. No, I'lljoin the raf.
最好加入皇家空军。超越时代。 Better, join the raf. Rise above the times.
-别跟妈妈说。-一个字也没有。 - Don't say anything to mother. - Not a word.
早上好,亲爱的。 Morning, darling.
你好。-你好。 Hello. —hello.
为什么，那是贝蒂奶油。她在这里做什么? Why, that's Betty cream. What's she doing here?
她今天早上来过周末。 She came this morning for the weekend.
-你为什么不告诉我?-你在乎什么? - Why didn't you tell me? - What do you care?
-你和女人玩完了-贝蒂! - —You're through with women. - Betty!
- - - - - - -你好,亲爱的。-你为什么来这里? - —Hello, darling. - Why did you come here?
-你妈妈邀请我来的-你为什么接受? - —Your mother invited me. - Why did you accept?
-我不想拒绝。-这说不通啊。 - I didn't want to refuse. - That doesn't make sense.
不是吗? Doesn't it?
昨晚我看见你的时候，你知道你要来这里吗? Did you know you were coming here when I saw you last night?
——当然。-你为什么不告诉我? - Of course. - Why didn't you tell me?
你又没问我。 Well, you didn't ask me.
我怎么知道我们吵了一架之后你还敢来这里? How was I to know you'd have the nerve to come here after the row we had?
我们吵架了吗?我不记得了。 Did we have a row? I don't remember.
这太过分了。我们发生了一场全伦敦都在谈论的争吵，一场伦敦人永远不会忘记的争吵。 This is too much. We had a row that all London is talking about, the kind that London won't forget for a long time.
但你觉得什么叫吵闹?没有什么! But what's a row to you? Nothing!
你都不知道我们有过一次。 You haven't the decency to acknowledge we had one.
我不想伤害你，亲爱的。 I don't want to hurt you, darling.
如果我们再吵架，一定要告诉我这就是吵架，这样我们晚上就可以长谈了。 If we ever have a row again, do tell me we're having one, so we may have a long, long chat about it aftennard.
-哦，糟了-再见，亲爱的 - —Oh, rot. - See you later, darling.
来吧,女孩。来吧。 Come on, girl. Come on.
那就是让她得逞，老伙计。 That's letting her have it, old boy.
她自找的。 Well, she asked for it.
想想看，总有一天会有男人娶她。 Think of it, one day some man's going to marry her.
不错的小伙子,可能。可怜的魔鬼。 Decent chap, probably. Poor devil.
我只能对她说一件事，她骑得很好。挂了。 There's only one thing I can say for her, she sits a horse well. Hang it.
是吗? Yes?
我今早玩双陆棋输了多少钱? How much did I lose at backgammon this morning?
3磅六?我是这样认为的。 -Three pounds six? —I think so.
在这儿。 Here it is.
一磅，一磅十磅，两磅。 One pound, one pound ten, two pounds.
三磅。一，二，三，四，五，六。 Three pounds. One, two, three, four, five, six.
这个安德鲁不错。 Nice fellow, this Andrew.
哦,我明白了。你是来告诉我安德鲁的事的。 Oh, I see. You came to tell me all about Andrew.
不。我来跟你谈谈克兰尼·布朗。 No. I came to talk to you about cluny brown.
布朗克吗? Cluny brown?
我猜你根本没注意过她。 I suppose you've never even noticed her.
——我应该吗?-我问你个问题。 - Ought I? - Let me ask you something.
你觉得是谁打开了你的三个手提箱，两个帽盒，一个过夜箱? Who do you think unpacked your three suitcases, two hat boxes, one overnight case?
谁把你的高尔夫球袋和网球拍放好了?嗯? Who put away your golf bag, your tennis rackets? Hmm?
精灵、侏儒、侏儒? Elves, gnomes, midgets?
我明白了。布朗克卢尼市。 I see. Cluny brown.
我正要按铃叫她帮我脱靴子。 I was just about to ring for her to help me off with my boots.
我将这样做。 I'll do it.
我记得，克兰尼是个可爱的小家伙。 As I remember, this cluny is a sweet little thing.
有点健谈。 A bit talkative.
她有提到我吗? Did she say anything about me?
我相信她会的，教授。 I'm sure she did, professor.
但后来，她什么都说。 But then, she talked about everything.
奶油小姐，你扔花束的方式很有魅力就像扔砖头一样。 Miss cream, you have the most charming way of tossing bouquets just as if they were bricks.
我喜欢你。 I like you.
而且你确实把马驾驭得很好。 And you do sit a horse well, hang it.
我们继续说克兰尼·布朗吧? Shall we get back to cluny brown?
嗯?哦,好吧。 Hmm? Oh, all right.
嗯，你知道，布朗小姐今晚想请假去参加一个生日庆祝活动。 Well, you see, miss brown wants the evening off to attend a birthday celebration.
多么令人兴奋。 How exciting.
现在的情况是这样的。 Now, here's the situation as it stands.
麦尔太太和瑟瑞特先生愿意原谅她不提供晚餐。 Mrs. Maile and Mr. Syrette are willing to excuse her from serving dinner.
那么一切都解决了，不是吗? Well, then everything's settled, isn't it?
不完全是。 Not quite.
记住，布朗小姐也是你的私人女仆。 Remember, miss brown is also your personal maid.
现在问题来了，奶油小姐，你能在不摔断脖子的情况下进进出出衣服吗? Now, the question arises, miss cream, can you get in and out of your clothes without breaking your neck?
这个，我不知道。 That, I don't know.
试试，好吗?我的小羊羔，我的宝贝。 Try it, will you? My little lamb, my sweet.
如果你扭断了你漂亮的小脖子，就喊"别林斯基" And if you should break your pretty little neck, just yell "belinski."
如果你答应不来，布朗小姐可以休息一晚上。 And if you promise not to come, miss brown may have the whole night off.
-谢谢你，奶油小姐-荣幸之至，别林斯基先生 - Thank you, miss cream. - A pleasure, Mr. Belinski.
克兰尼，今晚属于你。 Cluny, the evening is yours.
别林斯基先生，你是我的朋友。 Mr. Belinski, you are a friend.
今天不仅是威尔逊夫人的生日，而且有些事情发生了。 It's not only Mrs. Wilson's birthday, but things have sort of been happening.
——为什么,克伦。-是的，他们有。 - Why, cluny. - Yes, they have.
威尔逊先生跟他母亲谈过我。 Mr. Wilson has spoken to his mother about me.
我相信她会喜欢你的。 I'm sure she approved of you.
不管怎样，她没有拒绝。 Well, anyhow, she didn't say no.
这很鼓舞人心。 Well, that's very encouraging.
然后威尔逊先生问了他的姨妈、莱瑟姆先生、他的律师，以及所有他可能会问的人……他问你了吗? And then Mr. Wilson asked his aunt and Mr. Latham, his solicitor, and everybody he possibly could ask... Did he ask you?
哦,不。这就是它。你看，他今晚可能会。 Oh, no. That's just it. You see, he might tonight.
或许他不会。这是悬念。 Or he might not. That's the suspense.
太浪漫了，克吕尼。 And so romantic, cluny.
Belinski先生,我…… Mr. Belinski, I...
-哦,不。我不能告诉你。嗯? -Oh, no. I can't tell you. —hmm?
什么?你没有对我隐瞒什么吧? What? Well, you're not keeping secrets from me, are you?
好吧，那好吧。 Well, all right, then.
我昨晚做了一个梦。 I had a dream last night.
但别告诉威尔逊先生。 But don't tell Mr. Wilson.
他禁止你做梦吗? Does he forbid you to dream?
禁止吗?怎么可能……哦,不。但你看，威尔逊先生是如此通情达理。 Forbid? How could... Oh, no. But you see, Mr. Wilson's so sensible.
我认为只要梦是合理的，他就不会反对。 And I don't think he'd object to dreams as long as they were sensible.
但我梦见了你。 But I dreamed about you.
克,你做了吗?-嗯。 -Cluny, you did? —mm—hmm.
你不知道你戴着非斯毡帽有多好看你骑着那匹黑色的阿拉伯种马。 You don't know how wonderful you looked in a Fez and how you rode that black arabian stallion.
哟!你把沙子都烧了。 Whee! You just burned up the sands.
然后你把我从沙漠中带了出来让我坐在你前面的马鞍上。 And you swooped me up off the desert and sat me right in front of you in the saddle.
天啊，我们的马坐得真好。 My, did we sit a horse well.
告诉我,克伦。我带你去我帐篷了吗? Tell me, cluny. Did I take you to my tent?
你要带我去某个地方。 You were taking me somewhere.
但我及时想起了我们的约定，踢了自己一脚。 But I remembered our pactjust in time and kicked myself.
让美梦破灭了。 And took the kick right out of the dream.
别林斯基先生，你希望我去你的帐篷吗? Mr. Belinski, do you wish I'd gone to your tent?
不,克伦。你做得对。我没有帐篷。 No, cluny. You did the right thing. I have no tent.
沙漠里没有，任何地方也没有。 Not in the desert nor anywhere.
好吧，你最好现在就走。祝你好运。 Well, you'd better run along now. Good luck.
你也一样。 Same to you.
母亲，朋友们，正如罗马人所说，"短暂的突变" Mother, friends, as the romans so aptly put it, "tempora mutantur."
也就是说，时代变了。 That is to say, times change.
65年前，母亲根本不在这里。 Sixty-five years ago, mother wasn't even here.
今天，她已经在这里工作了65年。 And today she has been here 65 years.
时间当然会变异。 Tempora certainly do mutantur.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
但在我们回顾这65年的美好时光之前，请允许我感谢所有前来庆祝这一欢乐时刻的人。 But before we examine those 65 well-spent years, let me thank you all who came to celebrate this joyous occasion.
你，斯纳夫先生，斯纳夫太太，斯纳夫小姐，塔彭先生，塔彭太太，莱瑟姆先生。 You, Mr. Snaffle, Mrs. Snaffle, miss snaffle, Mr. Tupham, Mrs. Tupham, and Mr. Latham.
也许你注意到了我的疏忽。 Perhaps you noticed that I am guilty of an omission.
不过，当你以后听到我要讲的，或者更好的是要宣布的，关于离你不远的一位年轻小姐的事情时，我相信你会同意，有时遗漏就是承认。 But when you hear later what I have to say, or better, to announce, concerning a young lady not too far away, I am sure you will agree that sometimes an omission is an admission.
不是我干的。管道。我刚打开水龙头。 I didn't do it. It's the plumbing. I just turned on the tap.
-是水管的问题，妈妈。-别这么说。 - It's the plumbing, mama. - Don't say that.
-但它确实是。-坐下，安静点。 - But it was. - Sit down and be quiet.
我们继续。六十五年…… Uh, let's go on. Sixty-five years...
65年的有效服务…… Sixty-five years of useful service...
我能修好它。 I can fix it.
请再说一遍。 I beg your pardon.
你们有些人可能不知道，我是水管工的侄女。 Some of you might not know it, but I'm a plumber's niece.
给我锤子和扳手，我就演示给你看。 Just give me a hammer and a wrench and I'll show you.
我去开门，克兰尼小姐。我知道他们在哪里。 I'll get it, miss cluny. I know where they are.
克兰尼小姐，我希望你不要。 Miss cluny, I wish you wouldn't.
这没什么。 There's nothing to it.
不会超过五分钟，然后就不会有人打断你的广播了。 It won't take more than five minutes, and then nothing will interrupt your announcement.
我做的牛肚和洋葱可能不是全英国最好的，但谁抓到我就不用担心水管了。 I might not cook the best tripe and onions in england, but whoever gets me won't have to worry about his plumbing.
给你，克兰尼小姐。 There you are, miss cluny.
如果是大麻，敲几下就行了。 If it's a joint, a couple of bangs might do it.
如果没有，我们就试试别的。 If not, we'll try something else.
万岁!她做到了。我看见它。它是运行。 Hooray! She did it. I saw it. It's running.
这是我送给你妈妈的生日礼物，威尔逊先生。 That's my birthday gift to your mother, Mr. Wilson.
威尔逊夫人,我… Mrs. Wilson, I...
晚安，威尔逊夫人。 Good night, Mrs. Wilson.
——晚安。-晚安，威尔逊夫人。 - Good night. - Good night, Mrs. Wilson.
-妈妈，为什么-嘘 -Mother, why — —shh.
有什么事吗?你妈妈病了吗? What's the matter? Is your mother ill?
不。妈妈只是想让我离开。 No. Motherjust wanted to be excused.
-天啊，不早了。——是的。我们真的得走了。 - Goodness me, it's getting late. - Yes. We really must be going.
——是的。——很晚了。 - Yes. - Quite late.
非常感谢你让我度过了一个愉快的夜晚。 Thank you very much for a delightful evening.
我希望你妈妈不会太难过，孩子。 I hope it wasn't too much for your mother, my boy.
我希望不是这样。 I hope not.
晚安，威尔逊先生。 Good night, Mr. Wilson.
谢谢你让我看，克兰尼。 Thanks for letting me watch, cluny.
你帮了大忙。 You were a great help.
来吧,罗纳德。 Come on, Ronald.
我做错了什么吗? Did I do something wrong?
我希望我没看到我所看到的。 I wish I hadn't seen what I saw.
但我只是想帮忙。 But I was only trying to help.
在你打扮好之前我不想讨论任何事情。 I'd rather not discuss anything till you make yourself presentable.
一个人该怎么对付你这样的女人? What does one do with a woman like you?
一个人会觉得自己像个傻瓜，然后离开。 One feels like a fool and gets out.
我赶时间，教授。 In a hurry, professor.
一个好的跳动。那是我应该做的。 A good beating. That's what I ought to do.
好好揍你一顿。 Give you a good beating.
听起来很诱人，但不幸的是，我从小就被教育要抵制诱惑。 Mmm, sounds very tempting, but unfortunately I've been brought up to resist temptation.
现在你把你的原始本能带出我的房间，还是让我尖叫? Now will you take your primitive instincts out of my room, or shall I scream?
你为什么对我的朋友安德鲁这么凶? Why are you so vicious to my friend Andrew?
哦,我明白了。 Oh, I see.
这次你是来谈安德鲁的。 This time you came to talk about Andrew.
我还以为是私人电话。 And I thought it was a personal call.
你确定不是吗，教授? You're sure it isn't, professor?
奶油小姐，你对我一点吸引力都没有。 Miss cream, you hold no attraction for me whatever.
一个也没有。-真的? None. —really?
奶油色的皮肤，蓝色的眼睛……那些圆圆的肩膀，那些……我向你保证，这一切对我来说毫无意义。 That creamy complexion, those blue eyes... Those rounded shoulders, those... Well, I assure you, all this means very little to me.
- - - - - - -小吗?——不是。 - —How little? - Not much.
那为什么你的头发梳得这么整齐? Then why is your hair so carefully combed?
为什么你闻起来像个香水推销员? And why do you smell like a perfume salesman?
好吗? Well?
是我，不是吗?-恐怕是的。 It is me, isn't it? —I'm afraid it is.
我一定是把很多东西涂在头发上了。 I must have smeared a lot of stuff on my hair.
我通常不这么做。为什么我现在要这么做? I usually don't do that. Now, why did I do it now?
我想知道为什么。 I wonder why.
这对精神分析学家来说是个有趣的问题。 That would be an interesting problem for a psychoanalyst.
我可以发誓，我来这里没有别的原因，只是为一个朋友说话。 I could have sworn I came here for no other reason than to speak for a friend.
现在，有没有可能，当我在潜意识深处，追求光辉的时候，我是在追求别的东西? Now, is it possible that when I reached for the brilliantine, way down deep in my subconscious, I was reaching for something else?
贝蒂，我开始怀疑我的动机了。 Betty, I'm beginning to doubt my motives.
我希望你能出去，我不是说潜意识里。 I wish you'd get out, and I don't mean subconsciously.
好吧,晚安。 Well, good night.
贝蒂，你为什么对安德鲁这么凶? Betty, why are you so nasty to Andrew?
- - - - - - -我'ii尖叫。-你为什么要这样，贝蒂? - —I'ii scream. - Why should you, Betty?
把全家人都吵醒了?痛苦每个人吗? Wake up the whole house? Distress everybody?
你就不能为别人着想吗? Can't you ever think of anybody but yourself?
你就没想过你可以让别人幸福吗? Doesn't it occur to you that you could make someone else happy?
-发生的?嘘。 -What's happened? —shh.
瑟瑞特，梅尔，你们不用等了。晚安，各位。 Syrette, maile, you needn't wait. Good night.
-晚安，夫人。-晚安，夫人。 - Good night, milady. - Good night, milady.
-我想知道发生了什么。-我很抱歉 - I want to know what happened. - —well, I'm sorry.
我在找洗手间，但我看错了门。 I was looking for the bathroom, and I mistook the door.
那你拿那些书做什么? Then what are you doing with those books?
是的。我要这些书做什么? Yes. What am I doing with these books?
这对精神分析学家来说是个有趣的案例。 That would be an interesting case for a psychoanalyst.
-我发誓-我很抱歉，卡梅尔夫人 -I could have sworn — -I'm so sorry, lady carmel.
我听见门开了，以为是窃贼，于是尖叫起来。 I heard my door open and thought it was a burglar, and so I screamed.
是的。这在陌生的房子里很容易发生，把门弄混了。 Yes. That can easily happen in strange houses, getting the doors mixed.
天哪，多么令人兴奋的夜晚啊。 Dear me, what an exciting evening.
-再见，教授。-晚安，卡梅尔夫人。 - Good night again, professor. - Good night, lady carmel.
我最深的遗憾。晚安,安德鲁。 My profoundest regrets. Good night, Andrew.
安德鲁，我要你答应我马上上床睡觉。 Andrew, I want you to promise me to go right to bed.
请。 Please.
很好,妈妈。晚安，各位。 Very well, mother. Good night.
我可以进来吗，亲爱的?-当然，卡梅尔夫人。 - —May I come in, my dear? - Of course, lady carmel.
-回床上去，伊丽莎白。-是的，卡梅尔夫人。 - Get back into bed, Elizabeth. - Yes, lady carmel.
你知道吗，亲爱的，你该结婚了。 You know, my dear, you ought to get married.
你这么认为吗，卡梅尔夫人? Do you think so, lady carmel?
当然，亲爱的。 Quite definitely, my dear.
是的,卡梅尔夫人。 Yes, lady carmel.
-你要嫁给安德鲁?-是的，卡梅尔夫人。 - You're going to marry Andrew? - Yes, lady carmel.
那我觉得你应该告诉他，因为他很紧张。 Then I think you should tell him so because he's getting quite nervous.
我明天告诉他。-谢谢,伊丽莎白。 I'll tell him tomorrow. —thank you, Elizabeth.
现在去睡觉吧，明天我们要好好谈谈，特别是花园的事，因为它们都是提前三年计划好的。 Now go to sleep, and tomorrow we'll have a long talk, especially about the gardens, because they're all planned three years ahead.
是的,卡梅尔夫人。 Yes, lady carmel.
晚安，亲爱的。——晚安。 - Good night, dear. - Good night.
哦，你来了。 Oh, there you are.
我有话跟你说，别林斯基。 I want a word with you, belinski.
坐下来。有一些早餐。 Sit down. Have some breakfast.
我今天不想吃早饭。 I don't feel like breakfast today.
总之坐下。 Sit down anyhow.
我想和你谈谈，男人间的对话。 I want to talk to you, man-to-man.
-你今天早上见过安德鲁吗?- - - - - - -不。 - Have you seen Andrew this morning? - —no.
你会大吃一惊的。他会把你击倒。 You're in for a surprise. He'll bowl you over.
真的吗? Really?
别林斯基，他不再是个孩子了。 Belinski, he's not a boy anymore.
一名强壮的男人过夜。吓死我了。 Two—fisted man overnight. Scared the wind out of me.
你们是世界上最善良的人。 You're the kindest people in the world.
你知道是谁干的吗? Did you know who did it?
你在逃避的那个人。 That fellow you're running away from.
其他什么?那个家伙，叫什么来着，希特勒。 What fellow? —that fellow, what's—his—name, Hitler.
天啊。昨晚还发生了什么? Good heavens. What else happened last night?
-宣战了吗?- - - - - - -不,不。但安德鲁认为会是这样。 - Was war declared? - —no, no. But Andrew thinks it will be.
这就是为什么他今天早上闯进我的房间说:“我要加入皇家空军，别大惊小怪，我已经下定决心了。” That's why he barged into my room this morning and said, "I'm joining the raf and don't make a fuss, I've made up my mind."
-从没这么跟我说过。——英国皇家空军。 - Never talked to me like that before. - The raf.
好吧，我想我要吃点早餐。 Well, I think I'll have some breakfast.
我说，关于战争的说法都是胡扯，不是吗? I say, this talk about war is all poppycock, isn't it?
不,亨利爵士。我知道希特勒。 No, sir Henry. I know Hitler.
-哦，是的，他写了一本书，不是吗?——是的。 - Oh, yes, he's written a book, hasn't he? - Yes.
-大成功，不是吗?——非常大。 - Big success, isn't it? - Very big.
他还想要什么?他为什么不躺下来保持安静呢? What more does he want? Why doesn't he lie down and keep quiet?
亨利爵士，如果你真想知道，就读读这本书。 Well, if you really want to know, sir Henry, read the book.
一种户外读物。这叫什么? Sort of an outdoor book. What's it called?
哦，是的，我的营地。 Oh, yes, my camp.
是的。这是一本户外读物。 Yes. It's a kind of an outdoor book.
古老的德国体育观念。不是你喜欢的运动。 The old German idea of sport. Not your kind of sport.
亨利爵士，战争将会爆发，不可避免。 Sir Henry, there will be war, it's inevitable.
那我很高兴安德鲁能加入。 Well, then I'm glad Andrew's joining up.
我们卡梅尔人从不逃避责任。 We carmels have never shirked our duty.
英国人从来没有，将来也不会。 No englishman has or ever will.
我们会解决这件事的。我们要让他见识见识。 We'll see this thing through. We'll show that blighter.
很高兴看到你生气，亨利爵士。 It's good to see you angry, sir Henry.
保持愤怒，一切都会好的。 Stay angry and everything will be all right.
亨利，你见过这样的玫瑰吗?早上好,教授。 Henry, have you ever seen such roses? Good morning, professor.
-早上好，卡梅尔女士，奶油小姐。-早上好，别林斯基教授。 - Good morning, lady carmel, miss cream. - Good morning, professor belinski.
-早上好,安德鲁。早上。 -Good morning, Andrew. —morning.
哦,教授。 Oh, professor.
你听说贝蒂和安德鲁的好消息了吗? You've heard the good news about Betty and Andrew?
你可以祝贺我们。我们要结婚了。 You may congratulate us. We're going to be married.
想象一下昨晚发生了什么，亚当，我们像一对小宝贝一样睡过去了。 Imagine all this going on last night, Adam, and we slept through it all like a couple of babes.
祝大家幸福。 I wish you all happiness.
-你们俩都很幸运。-谢谢你，教授。 - You're both very lucky. - Thank you, professor.
我很高兴在我还活着的时候发生了这件事。 I'm glad this happened while I'm still here.
卡梅尔夫人，我正要去找你。我离开。 Lady carmel, I was going to look for you. I'm leaving.
什么?谁离开?-是的，亨利爵士。 What? Who's leaving? —I am, sir Henry.
我知道这很突然，但我必须回伦敦。 I know it's rather sudden, but I must get back to London.
这是最紧迫的。 It's most urgent.
-你马上就回来?-我希望我能…但是你会回来的? - You're coming back right away? - I wish I could... But you are coming back?
亨利，这个交给教授吧。 Now, Henry, we must leave that to the professor.
很遗憾你要走了。 We're very sorry to see you go.
我也是，卡梅尔夫人。 So am I, lady carmel.
但不管怎么说，我花了好长时间才学会说“别林斯基”。 But hang it all, it took me quite some time to learn to say "belinski."
现在我可以说出来了不，亚当，你太自私了。 And now that I can say it... No, Adam, this is beastly selfish of you.
-教授，我想和你谈谈。——请,安德鲁。 - Oh, professor, I want a word with you. - Please, Andrew.
安德鲁。你是对的,安德鲁。 Andrew. —you're right, Andrew.
狠狠地训他一顿。告诉他事情的真相。 Give him a good dressing-down. Tell him what's what.
我正打算，父亲。教授? I intend to, father. Professor?
你昨晚不是在找厕所门，教授。 You weren't looking for the bathroom door last night, professor.
你不相信吗? You don't believe it?
昨晚我都不敢相信。我现在不相信了。 I didn't believe it last night. I don't believe it now.
我也不相信。 I don't believe it either.
但如果我告诉你我昨晚进了奶油小姐的房间-穿着晨衣-你的晨衣。 But if I should tell you I went into miss cream's room last night... - —In a dressing gown. - Your dressing gown.
-这不重要。- - - -好的。 - That doesn't matter. - —all right.
-忘了睡衣吧。- - - - - - -我不会。 - Forget the dressing gown. - —I won't.
不管有没有晨衣，如果我告诉你我昨晚去奶油小姐的房间谈论你，你会相信吗? Dressing gown or no dressing gown, if I should tell you I went into miss cream's room last night to talk about you, would you believe that?
——你会吗?——没有。但是我做了。 - Would you? - No. But I did.
教授……是的,我的朋友。 Professor... —yes, my friend.
作为一个作家，一个哲学家，一个有原则的人，我非常尊重你。 I have great respect for you as a writer, as a philosopher, as a man of principle.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
但我要把你打倒。对不起。 But I'm going to knock you down. Sorry.
我也是。嗯……让我们把它做完。 So am I. Well... Let's get it over with.
越快越好。 The sooner the better.
请稍等。我们不应该把这个花瓶拿走吗? Just a moment. Shouldn't we remove this vase?
哦,是的。这是妈妈最喜欢的。你想得真周到，教授。 Oh, yes. It's mother's favorite. That's very thoughtful of you, professor.
不客气。 Not at all.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
你准备好了吗?是的,我的朋友。 -You ready? —yes, my friend.
- - - -好的。-等一下。 - —All right. - Wait a minute.
我欠你多少钱?-我不知道。没关系。 - How much do I owe you? - I don't know. It doesn't matter.
它的功能。如果你有什么不测，我想知道我欠你多少钱。 It does. If anything should happen to you, I want to be sure of how much I owe you.
嗯,让我们看看。你在伦敦借给我20英镑。 Uh, let's see. You lent me 20 pounds in London.
哦,算了吧。 Oh, forget it.
你以为我是什么样的人?忘记20磅? What kind of a man do you think I am? Forget 20 pounds?
你昨天借给我的四英镑呢? And the four pounds you lent me yesterday?
我在你的晚礼服里找到的三先令? The three shillings I found in your dinnerjacket?
-我们到底要不要把这事说出来?-的确如此。 - Are we gonna have this out or aren't we? - Indeed we are.
但我想让你知道，我是在残疾的情况下战斗。 But I want you to know that I'm fighting under a handicap.
我不得不打一个借给我24英镑3先令的人，这可能会大大减慢我的工作速度。 The fact that I have to hit a man who lent me 24 pounds three shillings may slow me up badly.
你准备好了吗? Are you ready?
是的,我准备好了。 Yes, I'm ready.
但我想公平一点。 But I want to be fair.
我不是想吓你，但我觉得你应该知道我曾经是整个捷克斯洛伐克的轻量级冠军。 Now, I'm not trying to scare you, but I think you ought to know that I was once the lightweight champion of all czechoslovakia.
你应该知道我是牛津和剑桥的中量级冠军。 You should know I was middleweight champion of all Oxford and Cambridge.
中量级,是吗? Middleweight, eh?
-很暖和，不是吗?——不是。 - —Pretty warm, isn't it? - Rather.
安德鲁? Andrew?
什么回事?没什么。 -What's the matter? —nothing.
你在隐瞒什么? What are you hiding?
抱歉，但这与你无关。 I'm sorry, but this doesn't concern you.
为什么，安德鲁·卡梅尔，我们要从秘密开始? Why, Andrew carmel, are we starting out with a secret?
我们会有这样的婚姻吗? Is this the kind of marriage we're going to have?
亲爱的,相信我。请相信我。 Darling, trust me. Please trust me.
亲爱的，如果我现在相信你，我就得永远相信你，我不会。 Darling, if I trust you now, I'll always have to trust you and I won't.
你背后藏了什么? Now, what have you got behind your back?
我想你认为我借给教授50英镑是愚蠢的。 I suppose you think it's foolish of me to lend the professor 50 pounds.
愚蠢的?给他100英镑，200英镑，300英镑。 Foolish? Give him 100 pounds, 200, 300.
等一下。我很喜欢教授，但毕竟，那样走进你的房间。 Wait a minute. I'm very fond of the professor, but after all, walking into your room like that.
谢天谢地，他做到了。 Thank heaven he did.
如果我昨晚没尖叫，我们今天就不会订婚了。 If I hadn't screamed last night, we wouldn't be engaged today.
你总是表现得那么好，我可能死时是个老处女。 You always behaved so well, I might have died an old maid.
你说得太对了，贝蒂。我们都太规矩了。 You're so right, Betty. We all behave too well.
我们从不在正确的时间做错误的事情。 We never do the wrong thing at the right time.
我以前说过，现在我再说一遍，英格兰需要更多的别林斯基。 I've said it before and I'll say it again, what england needs is more belinskis.
我想一个就够了。过来,亲爱的。 I think one is quite enough. Come along, darling.
布朗感觉更糟。她说它现在进了她的胃。 Brown feels worse. She said it's gone into her stomach now.
她说，如果只是像你吃了一整个葡萄干布丁那样疼痛，她不会介意的。 She says if it was only a pain like you get after eating a whole plum pudding, she wouldn't mind.
但她说，这更像是吞下一个周一早上。 But she says it's more like swallowing a Monday morning.
-她- -够了 -She — -that's enough.
-上楼去整理床铺。——是的。 - Go upstairs and do the beds. - Yes.
真的，布朗昨晚不该休息的。 Really, brown never should have had last night off.
她早就该被解雇了。 She should have been dismissed long ago.
她对中国的处理是邪恶的。 Her handling of the China has been sinister.
不过我得说，她很干净，也很愿意。 I will say, though, she's clean and willing enough.
我并不想这么严厉，麦尔夫人。 I don't mean to be harsh, Mrs. Maile.
我没说她故意把丘比特的翅膀剪在潘趣酒碗上，但确实剪了，梅尔太太。 I don't say she clipped the cupid's wing on the punch bowl deliberately, but it's clipped, Mrs. Maile.
那主人的狩猎战利品呢? And what about the master's hunting trophies?
我永远不会忘记她给亨利爵士的驼鹿擦去左眼的那一天。 I shall never forget the day she dusted the left eye out of sir Henry's moose.
不，麦尔太太，她没有第二个女仆的天赋和天赋。 No, Mrs. Maile, she was not born with the instincts and talents of a second maid.
你说得太对了，希瑞特先生，太对了。 You're so right, Mr. Syrette, so right.
生而为之，生而为之。 One is born to things or one isn't.
我记得当我还是个小女孩的时候，我常对我的多莉说:“你按铃了吗，夫人?”要我给您端茶来吗，夫人?” I remember when I was a little girl, I used to say to my Dolly, "did you ring, your ladyship? Shall I bring your tea, milady?"
梅勒夫人，十五年前，我第一次见到你的时候，你是那么认真地清理卡梅尔夫人床上的面包屑。 Mrs. Maile, 15 years ago, when I saw you for the first time, you were removing the crumbs from lady carmel's bed with such earnestness.
面包屑屑。 Crumb by crumb.
我立刻就知道你有火花了。 I knew instantly you had the spark.
-谢谢你，Syrette先生-不客气，麦尔太太。 - Thank you, Mr. Syrette. - Not at all, Mrs. Maile.
早上好。 Good morning.
-早上好，先生-早上好，先生 - Good morning, sir. - Good morning, sir.
请原谅我的打扰。 Please forgive the intrusion.
我去了村子，买了点东西。 I have been to the village, done some shopping.
我是来道别的。我离开。 I came to say goodbye. I'm leaving.
事实上,你呢? Indeed, sfi?
我会想你的，瑟瑞特。 I will miss you, syrette.
我的一套衣服也会，非常会。 And so will my one suit, very much indeed.
你给它肮脏的生活带来了魅力。 You know, you brought glamour into its sordid life.
你增加了它的自尊。 You creased and increased its self-respect.
你给了它希望。 You gave it hope.
-谢谢你，Syrette先生-谢谢你，先生。 - Thank you, Mr. Syrette. - —thank you, sir.
要我帮你收拾行李吗?-那太好了。 Shall I pack your things? —that would be very kind.
这是给你的，麦尔太太。谢谢你！ This is for you, Mrs. Maile. Thank you.
谢谢您,先生。 Thank you, sir.
克在哪里?我有个小礼物给她。 Where's cluny? I have a little something for her.
布朗是不合适的。-哦? -Brown's indisposed. —oh?
-我希望没什么大不了的。- - - - - - -哦,不。 - Nothing serious, I hope. - —oh, no.
恐怕生日聚会对她来说太难了。 I'm afraid the birthday party was too much for her.
哦,我明白了。 Oh, I see.
你不觉得她很幸运吗，先生? Don't you think she's a fortunate girl, sir?
像她这种地位的人能吸引威尔逊先生这样的男人可不常见。 It isn't often a person in her place attracts a man like Mr. Wilson.
是的，的确，像威尔逊先生这样的人。 Yes, indeed, a man like Mr. Wilson.
要我打电话给她吗?我相信这没问题。-哦，不，不。请。 - —Shall I call her? I'm sure it's okay. - Oh, no, no. Please.
不,不。不,这是……这样比较好。 Don't, no. No, it's... it's better like this.
你能帮我把这个给她吗? Will you be kind enough to give her this for me?
请告诉她，我很高兴她的船回来了。 And tell her please that I'm so happy her ship has come in.
我衷心地祝她一路顺风。 And that I wish her bon voyage with all my heart.
一路平安。我会告诉她的，先生。 Bon voyage. I'll tell her, sir.
但如果她感到不开心，告诉她只要闭上眼睛，对她说:“松鼠去坚果。” But should she ever feel unhappy, tell herjust to close her eyes and say, "squirrels to the nuts."
你会记得的，对吧? You will remember that, won't you?
如果她不开心，她会闭上眼睛说…-“松鼠吃坚果。”-不，不，不。 If she's ever unhappy, she's to close her eyes and say... - "Nuts to the squirrels." - —no, no, no, no.
“松鼠吃坚果。” "Squirrels to the nuts."
-很好，先生-再见，麦尔夫人 - Very good, sir. - Goodbye, Mrs. Maile.
再见,先生。 Goodbye, sir.
-再见，卡梅尔夫人。——再见。 - Goodbye, lady carmel. - Goodbye.
——再见。再见，教授。 - Good bye. - Good bye, professor.
——再见,安德鲁。再见，教授。 - Goodbye, Andrew. - Good bye, professor.
-再见，先生-再见 - Goodbye, sir. - Goodbye.
听着，亚当，我们会给对方写信的，对吧? Look here, Adam, we're going to write each other, aren't we?
当然可以。 Certainly.
不用你那句"你好吗"信，但要写实的，不要少于五页。 None of your puny "hello and how are you? " Letters, but something solid, not under five pages.
-你可以用牙齿咬的东西-当然，亨利爵士。 - Something you can get your teeth into. - —definitely, sir Henry.
亚当，你的地址是什么? Adam, what's your address?
只是,呃…“Belinski,伦敦。” Just, uh... "Belinski, London."
你可以加上“一般交付”。他们认识我。 You might add "general delivery." They know me there.
我会记住。 I'll remember that.
——再见。——再见。 - Goodbye. - Goodbye.
好小伙子,。 Good chap, that.
伟大的人。 Great man.
一般交货。 General delivery.
对一切都心存感激。 So appreciative of everything.
他多么爱窗下的夜莺。 How he loved the nightingale under his window.
Belinski先生!Belinski先生! Mr. Belinski! Mr. Belinski!
-别林斯基先生在哪儿?-他走了。 - —Where's Mr. Belinski? - He's just gone.
我都没机会跟他说再见。 I didn't have a chance to say goodbye to him.
看看他给了我什么。黑色袜子，丝袜。 Just look what he gave me. Black stockings, silk stockings.
脚是丝绸做的，顶上也是。 The feet are silk and so is the top.
Belinski先生!Belinski先生! Mr. Belinski! Mr. Belinski!
好吧。 All right.
Belinski先生! Mr. Belinski!
克伦!-Belinski。 Cluny! —mr. Belinski.
我想谢谢你。他们是美丽的。 I want to thank you. They're beautiful.
你为什么不跟我说再见? Why didn't you say goodbye to me?
你知道我们可能再也见不到对方了。 You know we might never see each other again.
是的，我知道，克兰尼。 Yes, I know, cluny.
想想都觉得很可怕。 It's kind of awful to think of.
是的。这很可怕，但是……威尔逊先生好吗? Yes. It is awful, but... How is Mr. Wilson?
他是更好。 He's better.
他生病了吗? Was he sick?
不，他是因为他妈妈的事而难过。 No, he was upset about his mother.
她怎么了? What's the matter with her?
她为我难过。 She was upset about me.
别林斯基先生，我昨晚丢了脸。 Mr. Belinski, I disgraced myself last night.
每个人都这样认为。 Everybody thought so.
史纳夫先生，史纳夫太太，尤其是莱瑟姆先生。 Mr. Snaffle, Mrs. Snaffle, and especially Mr. Latham.
你做了什么，克兰尼? What did you do, cluny?
你知道管道对我有什么影响。 Well, you know what plumbing does to me.
我的手就是停不下来。昨晚我也没有。 Just can't keep my hands off it. And I didn't last night.
我不怪威尔逊先生。 I don't blame Mr. Wilson.
别林斯基先生，男人是不会嫁给水管工的。 You know, Mr. Belinski, men just don't marry plumbers.
威尔逊先生下午和我进行了长谈。 Mr. Wilson had a long talk with me aftennards.
他告诉我他对我的看法。 He told me what he thought of me.
有些是拉丁文。 Some of it was in Latin.
以他在社区的地位，他负担不起一个冲动的妻子，要么是烟斗，要么是他自己。 Hesam, with his standing in the community, he cannot afford a wife who is subject to impulses, either to pipes or to himself.
就在这时，他重重地敲了一下桌子。 That was when he banged on the table.
你会相信我们之间一切都结束了，对吧? Now, you'll believe everything is over between us, wouldn't you?
嗯,它不是。威尔逊先生是一个非常慷慨的人。 Well, it isn't. Mr. Wilson is a very generous man.
他要让他妈妈再给我一次机会。 He's going to ask his mother to give me another chance.
你真是太好了，不是吗? That's very kind, isn't it?
没有人能期望更多。 No one could expect more.
所以，如果一切顺利，我可能还是乔纳森·威尔逊夫人。 So, if everything turns out all right, I might still be Mrs. Jonathan Wilson.
前提是我不再做傻事。 That is, if I don't behave foolishly again.
和我不会。 And I won't.
我当然会注意自己。 I'm certainly going to watch myself.
一个人不可能愚蠢地在生活中占有一席之地，不是吗? One can't be foolish and have a place in life, can one?
进去。 Get in.
我们要去哪儿，别林斯基先生? Where are we going, Mr. Belinski?
一般交货。 General delivery.
你在等信吗?——永远。 - Are you expecting a letter? - Always.
这就是普通配送的好处。 That's what's so wonderful about general delivery.
数以百万计的信件纷至沓来。 Letters pour into it, millions of them.
来自世界各地的问候。 Greetings from all over the world.
你知道，我已经通过很多次了，但我从来没想过。 Ah, you know, I've passed it many times, and I've never thought of that.
你确实能让人看清真相。 You do make one see things.
在数百万封信中，可能有一封是……对我们来说,克伦。 And among all those millions of letters, there might be one for... For us, cluny.
这可能很令人失望，但也可能是好消息。 It might be very disappointing, but it might be good news.
它可能来自美国。 It might come from america.
别林斯基先生，你听起来好像喜欢我。 Mr. Belinski, you sound as though you like me.
克兰尼，如果我有钱，我会给你建一座最漂亮的大厦，用最精致、最复杂的管道。 Cluny, if I were rich, I would build you the most beautiful mansion, with the most exquisite and complicated plumbing.
在最优雅的乔迁派对中，我会递给你们一把锤子说，“女士们先生们，克吕尼·贝林斯基夫人要把烟斗放回原处了。” And right in the middle of the most elegant housewarming party, I would hand you a hammer and say, "ladies and gentlemen, madame cluny belinski is about to put the pipes in their place."
belinski夫人。跟贝林斯基夫人一样棒，对吧? Madame belinski. That's as good as Mrs. Belinski, isn't it?
摘下那顶愚蠢的帽子。 Take off that silly cap.
把围裙脱了。 Take off that apron.
你再也不用做一日三餐了。 You will never have to serve three meals a day again.
另一方面，你可能一日三餐都吃不上。 On the other hand, you might not have three meals a day.
-有时可能只有一个。-有时可能没有。 - Sometimes maybe only one. - And sometimes maybe only none.
我不在乎，只要我们一起吃就行，别林斯基先生。 I don't care, so long as we eat it together, Mr. Belinski.
就为了这个，我们每天要吃三顿饭，中间有开胃小菜和香槟，还有零食。 Just for that, we're going to have three meals a day, with hors d'oeuvres and champagne, and snacks between.
知道你对我做了什么吗? Know what you've done to me?
我要写一本书，道德与权宜之计。 I was going to write a book, morality versus expediency.
运气好的话，我可能只挣够自己的钱。 With luck, I might have made barely enough money for myself.
但现在，你知道我要做什么吗? But now, do you know what I'm going to do?
我要写一本畅销书。 I'm going to write a best seller.
-谋杀之谜。-谋杀之谜? - A murder mystery. - A murder mystery?
-会是关于什么的?————谋杀。 - What's it going to be about? - —a murder.
-一个男人被谋杀了。-那个男人是谁? - A man gets murdered. - —who's the man?
- -一个有钱人。-哦,是的。 - —A rich man. - Oh, yes.
-杀一个穷人是没用的。-你说得太对了。 - There's no use murdering a poor man. - How right you are.
你看我们合作得多好? You see how well we work together?
-谁杀了他?这是谁干的?- 365页，我不认识我自己。 - Who killed him? Who did it? - For 365 pages, I will not know myself.
但当它最终出现在第366页时，我会感到惊讶吗，数百万人也会感到惊讶。 But when on page 366 it finally comes out, will I be surprised, and so would millions of others.
克兰尼，这本书能给我们俩赚足够的钱。 Cluny, this book will make enough money for both of us.
但是，别林斯基先生，如果我们有三个人呢? But Mr. Belinski, what if there should be three of us?
然后我再写续集。但是为什么要限制自己呢? Then I'll write a sequel. But why limit ourselves?
我要写一个连载。 I'll write a serial.
我想我没多少时间修水管了。 I don't think I'll have much time for plumbing.