等下你就知道为什么了。 You'll see why in a minute.
这首歌叫做…哦，是拿破仑。 The song is called...Oh, and it's Napoleon.
拿破仑。难怪，他们的歌叫…… Napoleon. No wonder,their song is called...
埃里克，你儿子还好吗? Erick, is your son OK?
他想念他的母亲。 He misses his mother.
瑞典ABBA乐队的《滑铁卢》(Waterloo)。 "Waterloo,"by ABBA, for Sweden.
看这一个。 Watch this one.
安静!这是瑞典。 Quiet everyone! It's Sweden.
拉尔斯!坐下来拉! Lars! Sit down Lars!
有一天他要去欧洲歌唱大赛唱歌跳舞! He is going to one day sing and dancein the Eurovision Song Contest!
我宁愿死了。 I'd rather be dead.
看! Look!
小幽灵在跳舞! Little Sigrit is dancing!
她甚至不会说话! She can't even speak!
拉尔斯!别出洋相了! Lars! Stop makinga fool of yourself!
别笑我了! Stop laughing at me!
总有一天，我会赢得欧洲歌唱大赛的冠军。 One day, I shall winthe Eurovision Song Contest.
到那时你们就不会嘲笑我了。 And none of you will laugh at me then.
拉尔斯! Lars!
该死的! Goddamn it!
对不起,爸爸! Sorry, Papa!
——拉斯?——是的。 - Lars?- Yes.
这是惊人的。 That was amazing.
我——这不是我们最好的，但很好。 I- - It is not our best,but it was very good.
也许这首歌应该作为我们参加欧洲歌唱大赛的歌曲。 Perhaps it should be our songfor the Eurovision Song Contest.
不,不,不。不可能。 No, no, no. No way.
“双重麻烦”就是其中之一。 "Double Trouble" is the one.
- 是的，非常棒。——嗯。 - Yeah, it is super tremendous.- Mmm.
你今晚的演唱非常有感染力。 Your singing was very powerful tonight.
——哇!——是的。 - Wow!- Yes.
精力充沛 ! Eurgh!
- 精力充沛 。是的。- 精力充沛 ,是的… - Eurgh. Yeah.- Eurgh, yeah...
关于电，你有什么不懂的? What is it you don't understandabout electricity?
你好,Sigrit。哈。 Hello, Sigrit. Heh.
你好。 Hello.
白痴。 Idiot.
- 但是爸爸，不，我必须连接- 够了闭嘴。闭嘴,佬司。 - But Papa, no, I have to connect- - - Enough. Shut up. Shut up, Lars.
- 但是灯光- 闭嘴闭嘴 - But the lighting- - - Shut up, shut up.
这是什么…… What is it...
坏脾气的人。 What a grump.
——哇。——是的,哇。 - Whoa.- Yeah, wow.
超级生气。 Super angry.
从你还是个婴儿开始，你就被佬司·埃里克森的魔力所控制。 Since you were a baby, you've beenunder the spell of Lars Erickssong.
我知道,妈妈。我知道你不喜欢他。 I know, Mama.I know you don't like him.
他在拖你后腿。 He's holding you back.
你忘了吗，我就是那个不能说话的小女孩。 What you forget, I was the little girlwho could not speak.
你可以。你只是不愿意。 You could.You just didn't want to.
对，直到拉尔斯教我唱歌。 Right, until Lars taught mehow to sing.
这是神父。 It was ABBA.
和拉尔斯。 And Lars.
但主要是神父。 But mostly ABBA.
,是的。 And, yeah.
听我说，sigit。 Listen to me, Sigrit.
你知道我相信这一点。 You know I believe this.
你是一个真正的艺术家， You are a true artist,
但是艺术并不是来自这里。 but art doesn't come from up here.
它来自这里。 It comes from in here.
我们都能在那里找到Speorg的纸条， That is wherewe each can find the Speorg note,
最真实的自我表达。 the truest expression of ourselves.
但你永远不能和拉尔斯·埃里克森的歌一起唱。 But you will never sing itwith Lars Erickssong.
银行称。 The bank called.
我再也买不起房子和渔船了。 I can no longer afford the houseand my fishing boat.
我必须选择。 I must choose.
船太糟糕了。 Too bad about the boat.
那么多美好的回忆。哈。 So many fond memories. Heh.
我靠钓鱼赚钱。 I make money fishing.
我要卖房子了。 I'm selling the house.
但是,呃… But, uh...
我住在那里…… I live there...
和你在一起。 with you.
你是个中年男人，拉尔斯。 You're a middle- aged man, Lars.
是时候开始你自己的生活了。 It's time for youto start living your life.
是时候放下你幼稚的梦想了。 Time to move onfrom your childish dreams.
成为你母亲希望你成为的男人。 Be the manyour mother wanted you to be.
她喜欢我待在家里，所以她可能不开心。 She loved having me around the house,so she might not be happy.
他为什么带我来告诉我这些? Why did he bring me hereto tell me that?
我看到你。 I see you.
- 你在这儿呢。- 我来了。 - There you are.- Here I am.
- 嘿，我在看你呢——哦。我在看你呢。 - Hey, I'm checking you out.- Oh. I'm checking you out.
- 两杯咖啡?——我的。 - Two cups of coffee?- Both mine.
好吧? Okay?
——好的。- 是的。嗯。 - Okay.- Yeah. Mmm.
- 你爸爸还在生你的气吗?- 哦，他很生气。 - Is your dad still angry with you?- Oh, he's very angry.
他要把房子卖了，把我赶出去。 And he's selling the houseand kicking me out.
不!你打算住哪里? No! Where are you gonna live?
这是个很好的问题，对吧? It's a great question, right?
至少它会出现在我们美丽的Húsavík里。 Well, at least it'll bein our beautiful Húsavík.
是的，我想是的。 Yeah, I guess so.
是的。 Yeah.
不，你不需要，拉尔斯·埃里克森! Oh, no, you don't,Lars Erickssong!
——没有。太晚了，奥拉夫。- 把罚单从我车上拿下来。 - No. It's too late, Olaf.- Take the ticket off my car.
那太迟了。等我填好罚单，就太晚了。 It's too late.Once I fill out the ticket, it's too late.
这是什么? What's this?
我和西格莱特今晚要在船长的厨房表演。 Sigrit and I are performingat the Captain's Galley tonight.
——是的。- 为什么你和你妹妹 - Yep.- Why are you and your sister
- 在船长的厨房里演奏?- 她可能不是我妹妹。 - playing at the Captain's Galley?- She's probably not my sister.
我绝对不是你妹妹。 I'm definitely not your sister.
拉格纳·洛夫汤松(Ragnar Loftonsson)即将退休。 Ragnar Loftonsson is retiring.
我不会付这张罚单的。 I'm not paying this ticket.
- 你今晚会来派对吗?- 是的。 - But are you coming to the party tonight?- Yeah.
我当然会参加今晚的聚会。 Of course I'm comingto the party tonight.
在这狗屁城市里没别的事可做了! There's nothing else to doin this shit town!
我不会付这张罚单的! I'm not paying this ticket!
你父亲以你为耻。 Your father is ashamed of you.
——哇。——好的。 - Whoa.- Okay.
- 但是，奥拉夫，我们知道你住哪儿 - That's- - - But, Olaf, we know where you live.
你最终还是得付钱的。 You will ultimatelyhave to pay the ticket.
你父亲以你为耻! Your father is ashamed of you!
他是对的。 He's right.
我父亲以我为耻。 My father is ashamed of me.
不,他不是。那不是真的。 No, he's not. That's not true.
不，这是真的。 No, it is true.
你走后，他凝视着我的眼睛说， After you left, he looked medeep into the eyes and said,
“我为你感到羞耻。” "I am ashamed of you."
- 我不知道这是不是- 然后 - Oh, I don't know if that's- - - And then,
他说:“你浪费了你的一生 he said,"You have wasted your whole life
关于欧洲歌唱大赛的愚蠢想法。 on this one stupid ideaof the Eurovision Song Contest.
现在你成了一个没有妻子的男人? And now you're agrown man without a wife?
没有一个孩子吗? Without a child?
你的生活就是个笑话。” Your life is a joke."
- 也许他喝醉了——没有。 - Maybe he was drunk.- No.
他说，“你可能认为我喝醉了， He said,"And you might think that I'm drunk,
但我非常清醒。” but I am dead sober."
“我是认真的。” "And I'm very serious."
正确的。 Right.
我是拉尔斯，这是西格瑞特。 I am Lars, this is Sigrit.
我们是消防英雄。 We are Fire Saga.
——哇!- 斯蒂芬的皮肤。 - Whoo!- Stephan on the skins.
是的，斯蒂芬今天刚长了第一根腋毛， Yes, Stephan just gothis first armpit hair today,
所以他很兴奋。 so he's pretty excited.
如果你能纵容我们，我们会给你特别的款待。 We have a special treat for youif you'll indulge us.
我们很乐意为你演奏，我们的屈服 We'd love to play for you,our submission
参加今年的欧洲歌唱大赛。 for this year'sEurovision Song Contest.
不。 No.
玩“Ja Ja Ding Dong”! Play "Ja Ja Ding Dong"!
- “Ja Ja Ding Dong”!——玩! - "Ja Ja Ding Dong"!- Play it!
“Ja Ja Ding Dong”，好的。 "Ja Ja Ding Dong," okay.
一、二、三、四…… One, two, three, four...
佬司吗? Lars?
拉尔斯。 Lars.
- 我应付不来。——我知道。 - I can't handle this.- I know.
每次我试图告诉他们什么是真正的音乐，他们都笑了。 Every time I try to show themwhat real music is, they laugh.
“Ja Ja Ding Dong”? "Ja Ja Ding Dong"?
我受不了了!好吧? I can't take this shit! Okay?
——好的。- 就像这么多垃圾! - Okay.- It's like this much shit!
- 我知道!- 我能承受这么多 - I know!- I can maybe take this much shit,
但它在上面! but it's up here!
- 有很多垃圾!——屎! - It's a lot of shit!- Shit!
大便。 Shit.
哦。 Ooh.
嘿,拉尔斯! Hey, Lars!
马上回来，弹"叮叮咚" Get back in there right nowand play "Ja Ja Ding Dong"!
不，我们今晚到此为止。 No, we are done for tonight.
你一定要玩! You have to play it!
我为什么要玩这个?我已经玩过了。 Why do I have to play it?I already played it.
我不在乎!你得再弹一遍! I don't care!You have to play it again!
告诉我，什么时候你才会满足? Tell me,when will it be enough for you?
这永远都不够! It will never be enough!
我只想听到“叮叮咚”! I only want to hear"Ja Ja Ding Dong"!
好吧，我来弹。我玩它了。 Fine, I'll play it.I'll play it.
我们正在休息。 We're having a break.
好吧。 All right.
嘿，伙计们，他要放《叮叮咚咚》了! Hey, guys,he's going to play "Ja Ja Ding Dong"!
这是唯一能让他开心的事。 It's the only thing that makes him happy.
我要播放它。 I'm going to play it.
但我会在唱歌的时候告诉他滚开，所以… But I'm going to tell himto eff off during the song, so...
好的,听着。昨晚, Okay, listen. Last night,
我去了theGálgahraun lava field请求精灵们帮助我们。 I went to the Gálgahraun lava fieldto ask the elves to help us.
——精灵?- 听我说完。 - Elves?- Hear me out.
——坚持。——没有。 - Hold on.- No.
再次,精灵吗?- 别这样。 - Elves again?- Don't do it.
你知道我跟精灵一点关系都没有。 You know I have nothing to do with elves.
拉尔斯，闭上你的嘴，不然精灵会替你闭上的! Lars, shut your mouthor the elves will shut it for you!
我,呃- - - - - - - I, uh- -
拜托，精灵根本不存在，精灵。 Please, elves don't exist, Sigrit.
我杀死你。 You're killing me.
把它拿回来。 Take it back.
我不能收回。 I can't take it back.
- 你得把它拿回去。- 听着，不会是精灵 - You have to take it back.- Look, it's not going to be elves
让我们参加今年的歌曲大赛。 that get us into the song contestthis year.
这将是一首完美的歌。 It's going to be the perfect song.
加上精灵。 Plus elves.
她的名字是isKatianaLindsdóttir，但她只叫卡蒂安娜。 Her name is Katiana Lindsdóttir butshe goes simply by the name of Katiana.
卡蒂安娜就是一切…… Katiana is the whole package...
…美丽，美妙的歌声，美妙的歌声…… ...the beauty, the voice, great song...
…她的英语很好。 ...her English is perfect.
她来自凯夫拉维克。 And she's from Keflavik.
嗯… Well...
没有戏剧性，我认为这可能是最好的 without being dramatic,I think it may be the best
试镜录像带 audition tape we've ever had
在冰岛歌曲比赛的历史上。 in the historyof the Icelandic Song Contest.
哇，她真是个天使。 Wow, she's an angel.
这是令人兴奋的! This is exciting!
冰岛有可能赢得欧洲歌唱大赛 Iceland could winthe Eurovision Song Contest
这是它60年历史上的第一次。 for the first timein its sixty- year history.
你能想象吗? Can you imagine?
喔- hoo - hoo ! Whoo- hoo- hoo!
- 怎么了，维克多?- 如果她赢了… - What's wrong, Victor?- If she won...
这意味着我们将主办明年的比赛。 that means that we then host the contestfor the next year.
啊,是的。 Ah, yes.
第二年欧洲歌唱大赛的冠军。 The winner of the Eurovision Song Contesthosts the following year.
是的，你说得对，维克多。 Yes, you're right, Victor.
也许在凯夫拉维克。 Maybe it could be in Keflavik.
哦,当然。 Oh, sure.
——好主意。——谢谢。 - Fantastic idea.- Thank you.
但也许,冰岛, But perhaps, Keflavik,
一个只有1.5万人口的小镇缺乏基础设施 a town of 15,000 people,lacks the infrastructure to host
42个国家，50多万人口。 42 countries and overhalf a million people.
我担心主办费用会使整个国家破产。 I'm afraid the cost of hostingwill bankrupt the whole country.
什么? What?
我们为什么要听他的?嗯? And why should we listen to him? Huh?
这个国家杰出的金融家 The brilliant financial menof this country
十年前差点毁了我们。 nearly ruined us ten years ago.
- 安娜，安娜，够了。- 你就是其中之一… - Anna, Anna, enough.- You were one of them...
维克多…… Victor...
我们的职责是为整个冰岛着想。 it is our job to think of the greater goodfor all of Iceland.
如果Katiana赢了冰岛歌曲比赛 If Katiana winsthe Icelandic Song Contest,
我们很有可能赢得欧洲歌唱大赛的冠军。 we have a real chanceof winning Eurovision.
我们必须抓住它。 And we must take it.
我们必须抓住它。我们必须抓住它! We must take it. We must take it!
这是,呃… It's, uh...
是的，但有一个问题。 Yeah, there's just one,uh, problem.
我们只有11幕，但规则说我们需要12幕。 We only have 11 acts,but the rules say we need 12.
嗯，说得好。嗯… Yeah, that's a good point. Um...
你能把这个传给约恩吗? Would you pass this down to Jorn?
选择一个。 Pick one.
——什么?- 这样公平吗? - What?- Is that fair?
来吧。我们都知道卡蒂亚纳斯会赢，对吧? Come on. We all know that Katianais going to win this, right?
——是的。- 那就选一个。 - Yes.- Yeah, so pick one.
它说…… It says...
哦,我的上帝!Sigrit ! Oh, my God! Sigrit!
哦,我的上帝!哦,我的上帝! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
我有个大新闻! I have big news!
我们做到了!Sigrit ! We did it! Sigrit!
我有个大消息! I've got big news!
把船收进来! Bring in the boats!
每个人都必须听到这句话! Everyone must hear this!
做好准备,Husavik ! Get ready, Húsavík!
是的,我听说过。 Yeah, I heard.
我这就来。 I'm on my way.
《消防传奇》上映了! Fire Saga is in!
我相信你一定很兴奋，拉尔斯， I'm sure it's very excitingfor you, Lars,
但是你必须知道紧急信号是用于生死关头的 but you must know that the emergencysignal is for life or death situations.
我可以说这个小镇濒临死亡 And I could argue that this townis near death,
而我的进入歌曲比赛是最后的机会 and my entrance into the song contestis the last chance
作为一个小镇，我们必须活着。 we, as a town, have to be alive.
——不。- 我一直觉得你很奇怪，拉尔斯。 - Don't.- I always thought you were weird, Lars.
我哥哥跟你一起上学，他说你很奇怪。 My older brother went to school with youand he told me you were weird.
你哥哥骑马向后倒着去上学。 Your older brother rode a horsebackwards to school.
所以… So...
Sigrit。 Sigrit.
你能相信吗? Can you believe it?
这是真的吗? It's true?
信在我口袋里。 I have the letter in my pocket.
信在我口袋里! I have the letter in my pocket!
- 阿纳，让他走。- 他犯了法。 - Arnar, let him go.- He broke the law.
来吧,小伙子。 Come on, guy.
别叫我盖伊。 Don't you call me guy.
你真的很不酷。 You're being, like, really uncool.
不,不。不,不,不。佬司更不酷。 No, no. No, no, no.Lars is way more uncool.
他唱歌永远赢不了。 He will never win at singing.
你在把你的生命浪费在那个白痴身上! You're throwing your life awayon that idiot!
听他说，sigit。佬司很怪异。 Listen to him, Sigrit.Lars is weird.
全镇的人都这么认为。 The whole town thinks so.
你既聪明又漂亮。 You are smart and pretty.
你应该和一个像阿纳尔那样的好男人在一起。 You should be with a good man,like Arnar.
不。 No.
我不在乎别人怎么想 Well, I don't care what people think
我希望你放了他，求你了，阿纳尔。 and I would like you to let him go,please, Arnar.
只是很酷。 Just be cool.
很酷吗? Be cool?
嘿。做个酷小伙。 Hey. Be a cool guy.
只是很酷。让他走。 Just be cool. Let him go.
你们好，我的精灵朋友们。 Good day, my elf friends.
我给你做了些饼干。 I made you some biscuits.
我给你带了些妈妈的威士忌。 And I brought you some of Mama's whiskey.
非常感谢你让我们参加比赛。 Just to say thank you so muchfor getting us into the contest.
你真该看看拉尔斯的表情。哦!这是无价的。他很高兴。 You should have seen Lars' face. Oh!It was priceless. He is so happy.
所以… And so...
我只是想知道，嗯… I was just wondering if, um...
如果不太麻烦的话， maybe, if it's not too much trouble,
你能帮我们进入欧洲歌唱大赛吗? you could help us get into Eurovision?
我知道这要求有点过分，而且你已经帮了我们很多， I know it's a lot to ask,and you've already helped us so much,
但是… but...
嗯… well...
这是他唯一的梦想。 it's his one true dream.
我想如果它能成真 And I think if it could come true,
我很确定我们终于能在一起了。 well, I'm pretty sure we couldfinally be together.
好吧。 Okay.
哦!哦,哦,哦。 Oh! Oh, oh, oh.
还有一件事。 Um, one more thing.
我觉得如果我们有个孩子，也会很酷。 Uh, I thought it might be cool, too,if we had a baby.
但是,呃…我们可以下次再谈。 But, uh...we can talk about that next time.
好吧。再见——再见。 Okay. Bye- bye.
- 我这里有很多戏服，所以…- 是的。 - I have a lot of costumes in here, so...- Yeah.
不——嘿。 Don't- - Hey.
斯蒂芬,过来。 Stephan, come here.
所以,嗯…听。 So, uh... listen.
有个坏消息。 A little bit of bad news.
你不能去雷克雅未克。 Uh, you're not going to Reykjavik.
再说，你还要上学，会很艰难的。 Plus, you have school, it'd be tough.
嘿，音乐，这是一个艰难的行业。 Hey, music, it's a tough biz.
没关系。 It's okay.
我朋友认为这首歌是失败者的比赛， My friends think the song contestis for losers,
这将是一场史诗秀。 and it's going to be an epic shitshow.
哦。 Oh.
祝你好运。 Good luck.
好吧。是的,谢谢你。 Okay. Yeah, thank you.
- 我们会想念你的。好吧?——好的。 - We'll miss you. All right?- Okay.
——好的。好吧。——好的。我们开始吧。 - All right. Okay.- All right. Here we go.
为胜利而战! Fire Saga for the win!
是啊! Yeah!
——再见。——再见。 - Bye.- Bye.
晚上好，欢迎来到第43届冰岛歌曲大赛。 Good evening and welcometo the 43rd Icelandic Song Contest.
我们会去找你的 We are coming to you live
在雷克雅未克市中心。 in downtown Reykjavik.
今晚，我们聚集了冰岛最好的人。 Tonight, we have gatheredthe finest Iceland has to offer.
冰岛最好的十二个，其中一个幸运的… Twelve best in Iceland,and one of these lucky...
——拉斯?- 是的。 - Lars?- Yeah.
这太过分了。 This is too much.
这是什么。 This is nothing.
欧洲电视是一个大时代。和欧元比起来，这简直是垃圾。 Eurovision is the big time.This is crap compared to Euro.
——哇。——读到。 - Wow.- Read that.
它是什么? What is it?
这是一张邀请所有参赛者参加今晚的派对的请柬。 It's an invite to a party tonighton a boat for all the contestants.
- 乘船派对?——嗯。 - A boat party?- Mmm.
- 那会很有趣的。- 是的，游艇派对。 - That would be fun.- Yes, a boat party.
但不是每个人在今晚的派对上心情都很好。 But not everyone will be in agood mood tonight at the party.
我们一定会的，当我们胜利的时候。 Surely we will, when we win.
是的。提醒我一下，拉尔斯，我们什么时候开始? Yeah. Remind me, Lars,when do we go on?
- 就在Katiana之后。- 我的天啊Katiana。 - Right after Katiana.- Oh, my God. Katiana.
我好紧张，拉尔斯。 I am so nervous, Lars.
我希望我能用冰岛语唱歌，我知道那会让我平静下来。 I wish I could sing in Icelandic,I know it would calm me.
Sigrit，你知道冰岛的一首歌永远不可能赢得欧洲歌唱大赛。 Sigrit, you know that a song in Icelandicwould never win Eurovision Song Contest.
是的，我知道，我知道，我很傻。但我只是…我只是担心。 Yes, I know, I know, I'm being silly.But I'm just... I'm just anxious.
——拉斯。——嗯。 - Lars.- Hmm.
这真是一个…… It's really a...
梦想成真。 dream come true.
嗯? Huh?
——是的。不,我知道。- 是的。 - Yes. No, I know.- Yeah.
哦。 Oh.
你在干什么? What are you doing?
我只是想让我的"叮咚"看起来比实际的大一点。 I just want my ding dong to look biggerthan what is really there.
——聪明。——嗯。 - Smart.- Mmm.
我也应该注意我的腹股沟部位吗? Should I draw attentionto my groin area as well?
现在你明白了吧。是的。 Now you get it. Yeah.
- 我会骑骆驼。- 经典的骆驼舞。 - I can do a camel.- Do a classic camel.
——好的。- 它永远不会过时。 - Okay.- It's never out of style.
- 是的。- 看起来不错。 - Yeah.- That looks good.
很好,不是吗? Pretty good, huh?
现在，今晚的第一幕。 And now, the first act tonight.
21世纪的海盗。 21st Century Viking.
嗨,埃里克。 Hey, Erick.
埃里克,这是开始。 Erick, it's started.
——什么?- 你儿子什么时候上去? - What?- When does your son go up?
我怎么会知道? How the hell should I know?
你不关心吗?我的意思是- - - - - - - Don't you care? I mean- -
他是你的亲生儿子。 He's- - He's your own son.
关掉它。 Turn it off.
足够了。 Enough.
别丢人现眼了。你会看起来很可笑的。 Stop making a fool of yourself.You're going to look ridiculous.
整个冰岛都会嘲笑你的。 All of Iceland will laugh at you.
我要去，检查一下灯光。 I'm going to go, uh,check on our lighting.
好吧。 Okay.
我想也许我们可以复习一下我们表演时的灯光提示。 Just thought maybe we couldgo over the lighting cues for our act.
哦,火焰传说。 Uh, Fire Saga.
- 你疯了吗?——没有。 - Are you crazy?- No.
- 你知道你马上就能上场了。——什么? - You know you're on right after this.- What?
不。 No.
- 她肯定会赢的。- 哦,是的。埃里克。 - She will win this, for sure.- Oh, yeah. Erick.
下一个是你儿子。 Your son is up next.
好吧。好吧。 Okay. Okay.
- 你现在得走了。——没有。不! - You have to go now.- No. No!
拉尔斯。拜托，你能让他们等一下吗? Lars. Please,can you make them wait?
- 这是电视直播。你得往前走。- 不，我不能。我不能，我不能! - It's live television. You have to go on.- No, I can't. I can't, I can't!
走吧!走吧! Go! Go!
不，不，不，不! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
我在《消防传奇》里。 I'm in Fire Saga.
——通过。- 慢点，伙计! - Coming through.- Whoa, easy, man!
请移动。请移动。 Please move. Please move.
是的,这是真实的。 Yes, it's real.
停止表演，好吗? Stop the show, please?
拉尔斯! Lars!
我们可以看广告吗? Can we go to commercial, please?
也许是一个新的开始? Maybe a fresh start?
请停止笑。 Stop laughing, please.
不。 No.
哦,不。 Oh, no.
拉尔斯。 Lars.
——拉斯。- 嗨，我是拉尔斯。 - Lars.- Hi, I'm Lars.
是的。 Yeah.
哦,Sigrit。 Oh, Sigrit.
- 嗨。- 嗨。 - Hi.- Hi.
我毁了我们俩的感情。 I ruined it for both of us.
你甚至都没来得及参加游艇派对。 And you didn't even get to goto the boat party.
所有参加比赛的人都在外面。 Everyone from the contest is out there.
每个人但你。 Everyone but you.
你为什么支持我? Why do you stand by me?
因为你是一个梦想家。 Because you are a dreamer.
我的梦想家。 My dreamer.
每当我想放弃的时候， Whenever I feel like giving up,
拉尔斯，你给了我希望。 you give me hope, Lars.
你总是在前进。 You always keep going.
Sigrit…… Sigrit...
当我们还是孩子的时候… ever since we were children...
是的。 Yes.
我也是。 Me, too.
哟! Ew!
哦,上帝。 Oh, God.
啊! Ugh!
是卡迪那 ! It's Katiana!
——是的。——不! - Yes.- No!
所有这些人。 All those people.
冰岛最伟大的艺术家都走了! Iceland's greatest artists all gone!
Sigrit…… Sigrit...
你是对的。 you're right.
每个人都走了。 Everyone is gone.
你震惊了吗? Are you in shock?
他们都出局了。 They're all out of the contest.
精灵们走得太远了。 The elves went too far.
这好得令人难以置信! It's too good to be true!
——哦!——我们在! - Oh!- We're in!
- 我们已经是赢家了!——什么? - We're in the winner's circle!- What?
我们已经是赢家了! We're in the winner's circle!
——我们在。——我们在。 - We're in.- We're in.
——我们在!——我们在!我们在! - We're in!- We're in! We're in!
但我对船上的人感到很难过。 Oh, but I feel really badabout the people on the boat.
哦,我也是。 Oh, me too.
我知道，这是一个巨大的悲剧。 I know, it's a great tragedy.
我们在吗? We're in?
但是我们在吗? But we're in?
我很伤心。 I'm so sad.
——如此悲伤。- 太伤心了。我觉得很…… - So sad.- So, so sad. I feel so...
这是一个可怕的悲剧。 It's a terrible tragedy.
规则就是规则。 The rules are the rules.
《消防传奇》排在第二。 Fire Saga is the runner- up.
如果你让这两个怪胎去参加欧洲歌唱大赛， If you send those two freaksto the Eurovision Song Contest,
- 全世界都会嘲笑冰岛的。- 安娜，我知道 - the whole world will laugh at Iceland.- Anna, I know this.
他们是可怕的。 They're horrible.
糟透了。 Terrible.
那么糟糕。 So bad.
- 所以，所以，所以，所以…坏的。——是的。 - So, so, so, so, so, so... bad.- Yes.
但我们只剩下这些了。 But they're all we have left.
所以我们在吗? So we're in?
是吗? Yeah?
谢谢你！ Thank you.
再见——再见。 Bye- bye.
- 我的天啊——哇。 - Oh, my goodness.- Wow.
哦! Oh!
它是如此豪华。 It's so luxurious.
- 太漂亮了。为我们吗?- 这是世界级的。 - It's so swish. For us?- This is world class.
Sigrit。 Sigrit.
哇! Whoo!
哦,我的上帝。 Oh, my God.
哦,百利! Oh, Schweppes!
这么多的百利! So many Schweppes!
在床下。把它藏在床底下。 Under the bed.Hide it under the bed.
只是为了欧洲歌唱大赛。 Just here for Eurovision.
我们是消防英雄。我们是一个乐队。 We are Fire Saga.We are a band.
好吧…… Okay...
那太有趣了。 That was so fun.
是的，还有更多的乐趣。 Yeah, there comes some more fun.
把乐趣释放出来。 Let the fun out.
我看到你。 I see you.
- 你在这儿呢。- 我来了。 - There you are.- Here I am.
- 我在看你呢。- 我在看你呢。 - I'm checking you out.- I'm checking you out.
我简直不敢相信，拉尔斯。 I can hardly believe it, Lars.
我从没想过我们会离开Húsavík，而现在… I never thought we'd leave Húsavík,and now...
看看我们。 look at us.
——我……不。——啊……不? - I... nah.- Ah... Nah?
不。 Nah.
- 什么- 是啊 - Wha- - ?- Yeah.
为什么? Why?
我们不能。我们得考虑音乐。 We can't.We have to think about the music.
- 哦,是的。——对吗? - Oh, yes.- Right?
但我们可以创造音乐和爱情。 But we can make music and love.
- 不，我们不能。——嗯。 - No, we can't.- Mmm.
——真的吗?,就… - Really?- Just...
不。浪漫会毁了乐队。 No. Romance, it ruins the bands.
想想。 Think about it.
弗利特伍德麦克乐队? Fleetwood Mac, right?
神父,马龙, ABBA, Post Malone,
精液和加芬克尔。 Semen and Garfunkel.
- 我忘了精液和加芬克尔。——我知道。 - Yeah, I forgot about Semen and Garfunkel.- I know.
哇。 Wow.
- 这真是个令人失望的消息。——没有。 - This is very disappointing news.- No.
不,不,听。 No, no, listen.
我们离实现我们的梦想很近了。 We are so close to realizing our dream.
就快赢了。 So close to winning.
这是令人兴奋的。 Well, it's exciting.
- 是的。- 是的。 - Yeah.- Yeah.
——好的。——好的。 - Okay.- All right.
好吧,你是对的。是的。 Okay, you're right. Yes.
我们应该专注于音乐和—— We should concentrate on the music and- -
——是的。- 我们现在就这么做。 - Yes.- So we'll do that for now.
是的。 Yes.
——对不起。——是吗? - Excuse me.- Yes?
——你好吗?- 没人在家。 - Hello?- Oh, no one's home.
喂? Hello?
有你的电话。 I have a telephone call for you.
——好的。- 是获胜市长写的。 - Okay.- It's from the Mayor of Winning.
他有话对你说。 He wants to say something to you.
是的，获胜市长? Yes, Mayor of Winning?
“你好,Sigrit吗? "Hello, Sigrit?
你会赢的。” You're going to win."
哦，你的电话打得怎么样? Oh, how was your phone call?
这是好吗? Was it good?
- 好主意。好吧?- 是的。非常不错。 - Yeah, good call. Okay?- Yeah. It was pretty good.
女士们先生们，欢迎来到欧洲歌唱大赛。 Ladies and gentlemen, welcometo the Eurovision Song Contest.
我从没举过这么高的杯子。 I've never held a glassthis tall before.
我知道。 I KNOW.
——干杯。- 祝大家好运。 - Cheers.- Good luck, everyone.
俄罗斯，请待命。 Okay, and standby, Russia.
倒数，三，二，一。 In three, two, one.
拉尔斯,那声音。这是不可思议的。 Lars, that voice.It's incredible.
俄罗斯。亚历山大Lemtov。 The Russian. Alexander Lemtov.
他是最受欢迎的演员之一。 He's one of the favorites.
哦，是的，我知道为什么了。 Oh, yes, I can see why.
他很好。但是，Sigrit，没有人比你的声音更完美。 He's very good. But Sigrit, no one hasa more perfect voice than you.
——冰岛?——是的。 - Iceland?- Yes.
- 好，下一个轮到你了。——好的。 - Okay, you're up next.- Okay.
谢谢你,俄罗斯。请离开舞台。 Thank you, Russia.Please clear the stage.
我们没多少时间了，所以- 小心脚下。 We don't have much time, so- - Watch your step.
好了，这是舞台。 Okay, this is the stage.
你的目标就在这里，所以请……谢谢你！ Your mark is just here,so please... Thank you.
幽灵，我们到了。 Sigrit, we have arrived.
是的。 Yeah.
冰岛…… Iceland...
你准备好进行第一次技术演练了吗? are you ready for your firsttechnical run- through?
嗯…几乎。能让我们单独谈谈吗? Uh... Almost.Can you give us one second, please?
——Sigrit。——是的。 - Sigrit.- Yes.
我要给你一个惊喜。 I have a surprise for you.
哦…… Ooh...
好吧，我们得把拉斯的电线连上。 Okay, we're going to need toget Lars hooked up to his wire.
轮子还在建造中。应该还需要几天。嗯… The wheel's still being built.Should be a few more days. Um...
——Sigrit。你看起来像颗牙。——是的。 - Sigrit. You look like a tooth.- Yes.
跟我来。好吧,所以… Come forward with me.Okay, so...
你要站在正前方，在电扇后面大约十码处。 You are going to be center front,about ten behind the e- fan.
请标记那个地方! Mark that spot, please!
好吧。拉尔斯，你还好吗，小香肠? Okay.Lars, are you good, my little sausage?
太棒了，凯文·斯温。 So good, Kevin Swain.
冰岛准备好了吗? Is Iceland ready?
- 加油!- 拉尔斯，什么 - Go for it!- Lars, what- -
那是凯文·斯温。 That was Kevin Swain.
疯狂的,对吗? Crazy, right?
凯文谁? Kevin who?
你当时站在凯文·斯温旁边。 You were standing next to Kevin Swain.
他领导着冰岛雇来帮我们赢的创意团队。 He heads the creative teamthat Iceland hired to help us win.
嗯… Uh...
好吧,你好。 Okay, hi.
噢! Ooh!
来吧,Sigrit。什么?你在干什么，sigit ?来吧。 Come on, Sigrit. What?What are you doing, Sigrit? Come on.
嗯…我… Uh... I...
我很抱歉。我- - - - - - - - - I'm sorry. I- -
等一下。 Hold it there a moment.
你的腿不舒服吗?你的脚很难过吗? Do you have a sickness in your legs?Are your feet very sad?
你…… You...
你想让我跳舞还是… Do you want me to dance or...
哦!我爱死它了。我会的。 Oh! I'd love it. I would.
我能说句话吗?白酒很好。 Can I just say one thing?Sigrit is very good.
她马上就来接电话。她是最好的。 She'll pick this up right away.She's the best.
我知道它。我相信它。我非常相信。 I know it. I believe it.I believe it so much.
看看你。你是一大块漂亮的米饭… Look at you.You're a stunning big piece of rice...
- 妮娜，看我在做什么- …我要煮。 - Nina, look what I'm doing here.- ...I'm gonna boil.
别说了，因为你知道你会逼我的。 Stop it, because you knowyou're gonna make me now.
- 开始了。- 是的。 - Here we go.- Yeah.
- 拉尔斯，我能跟你说件事吗?- 是的。 - Lars, can I tell you something?- Yeah.
- 我喜欢你做的事。- 非常感谢。 - I love what you're doing.- Thank you so much.
好吧。快乐的时光，愉快的双脚，拾起它们。 Okay. Happy times,cheery feet, pick them up.
一切都融为一体了。 Everything's really coming together.
美好,佬司。来吧,每个人。很好的观点。 Wonderful, Lars.Come on, everyone. Very good point.
好吧。再从头开始。 Okay. From the top again.
- 我不知道我在做什么。——惊喜! - I don't know what I'm doing.- Surprise!
尼尔斯。 Neils.
——嘿,维克多。——嗯… - Hey, Victor.- Uh...
——家,安娜。- 嗨。 - Jorn, Anna.- Hi.
——你好,维克多。——所以…… - Hello, Victor.- So...
- 火风暴怎么样了?——火焰传说。 - how is Fire Storm doing?- Fire Saga.
火焰传说。 Fire Saga.
火焰传说。 Fire Saga, okay.
第一次排练有点乱。 The first rehearsal was a bit of a mess.
是吗? Was it?
但凯文·斯温正在发挥他所有的才能…… But Kevin Swain is usingall of his talent...
——是的。- …试着帮助他们。 - Yes.- ...to try and help them.
——撒。——是的。 - A sprinkle.- Yes.
- 但我们仍然排在最后。——是的,精彩。 - But we're still ranked last.- Yeah, wonderful.
什么?不。不，这一点都不好。 What? No.No, that's not wonderful at all.
——没有。- 不，我们被嘲笑了。 - No.- No, we're being laughed at.
是的,当然。这是可怕的。 Yes, of course. It's terrible.
——是的。- Mm - 嗯。 - Yes.- Mm- hmm.
——这是可怕的。- 是的。 - It's terrible.- Yeah.
我得走了。 Well, I have to go.
总会有明年。 There is always next year.
- 好了，我们能停一下吗?- Mm - 嗯。 - Okay, can we stop real quick?- Mm- hmm.
嗯… Um...
Sigrit。 Sigrit.
这是怎么呢 What's going on?
什么都没有。为什么? Nothing. Why?
不，只是你的歌声，听起来不像你。 No, just your singing,it doesn't sound like you.
这是一种非常不同的组合。 Oh, well, it's a very different mix.
你不觉得有点忙吗? Doesn't it sound a little busy to you?
哦。 Oh.
Jae - bong。 Jae- bong.
你觉得新铁轨会繁忙吗? Uh, do you think the new track is busy?
我觉得很酷，因为。 I think it's presh, coz.
看到了吗?棒,因为。 See? It's presh, coz.
——哦。- 我觉得他太棒了。 - Oh.- I think he's killing it.
是的。我们会用这条超赞的赛道赢的。 Yeah.We're going to win with this dope track.
第一。 Bish.
我不想伤害宰奉的感情… Uh, well, I don't want to hurtJae- bong's feelings...
——好的。- …但我不认为这首歌很酷。 - Okay.- ...but I don't think this track is dope.
第一。 Bish.
但是第一, But bish,
我不知道你是否理解。 I don't know if you understand.
宰奉很喜欢凯蒂猫， Jae- bong was in Kitty Cat Fancy,
史上最大的韩国流行乐队之一。 one of the biggest K- pop bandsof all time.
我觉得他知道什么是好事。 And I think he knows what's good.
对,兄弟?嗯? Right, bro? Huh?
这都是巴解组织的事。 It's all about the plo, yo.
什么? The what?
都是关于巴解组织的。 It's all about the plo.
——流?- 流动，我想他说的是流动。 - The flow?- Flow, I think he said flow.
——流。——流。 - Flow.- Flow.
- 这都是关于流动的。是的。——好的。 - It's all about the flow. Yeah.- Okay.
好吧。 Okay.
- 我试一试。我们再运行一次。——好的。我们都很好。 - I'll try. Let's run it again.- Okay. We're all good.
哦。我很抱歉。我以为你已经结束了。 Oh. I am so sorry.I thought you were over.
不，不，不，我们快完成了。 No, no, no, we are almost finished.
我听过你的歌。你的声音很特别。 I heard your song.Your voice is quite special.
- 你是冰岛人，对吧?——哦。 - You are Iceland, yes?- Oh.
是的，我们来自冰岛。是的。 Yes, we are from Iceland. Yes.
你们是兄妹? You are brother- sister?
——没有。——可能不是。 - No.- Probably not.
不。 No.
你是亚历山大·莱姆托万，我听过你在舞台上唱歌。 You are Alexander Lemtovand I have heard you singing on the stage.
你唱得如此激情。 You sing with such passion.
谢谢你！谢谢你！ Thank you. Thank you.
听着，我今晚要办个派对。你为什么不来?请自便，好吗? Listen, I throw smash- up party tonight.Why don't you come? Be my guests, huh?
——今晚?——是的。 - Tonight?- Yes.
嗯… Um...
- 你能。- 我们可以 - Do you- - - We could- -
我们唯一要做的就是完成混音。 The only thing iswe have to finish the remix.
这是耻辱。所有表现最好的人， This is shame.All of best performers,
舞者会在那里，非常疯狂性感的时刻。你会喜欢的。 dancers will be there,very crazy sexy time. You'll love it.
但是,你知道… But, you know...
第一次欧洲电视，太多了。我明白了。没关系。 first time Eurovision, too much.I understand. It's okay.
不,等等。等一下!——但是，请…… No, wait. Hold- - But, please...
如果精英中的精英会去那里，毫无疑问， if the best of the best is going tobe there, then without a doubt,
我们也会去的。这是毫无疑问的。 we will be there as well.There's no question.
好吧。 All right.
好的,这很棒。嗯… Okay, this wonderful. Well...
我看到你了。好吧。 I see you there. Okay.
——好的。——好的。 - Okay.- Okay.
好吧。 Okay.
你得当心那家伙。 You have to watch that guy.
他是个性演员。 He is a sex player.
啐……不。 Pfft... No.
我不知道。 I don't know about that.
我做的事。 I do.
没人会带着这么四个家伙到处走。来吧。 No one travels aroundwith four guys like that. Come on.
此外，他是个狡猾的顾客。 Besides, he's a slick customer.
而且他的阴茎可能很大。 And he probably has a very large penis.
哦,是的,是的。 Oh, yes, yes.
我感觉他的阴茎确实很大。 I sense that he does havea very large penis.
我认为这是真的。是的。 I think that's true. Yeah.
是的。他有BDE Hundo P。 Yeah. He's got a BDE Hundo P.
哦。 Oh.
12。 BDE.
——没有问题。——没有。 - No question.- No.
我觉得他只是表示友好，真的。 Well, I thinkhe's just being friendly, really.
记住, Remember,
我们不需要朋友，好吗? we don't need friends, okay?
我们必须赢。 We need to win.
世界卫生大会…… Wha...
神奇的! Amazing!
是啊，在我看来有点旧了，就像它要崩溃了。 Yeah, it looks kind of old to me,like it's about to fall apart.
- 有人刚刚打开了我们的门。——是的。 - Someone just opened our doors.- Yes.
——哦。- - - - - - 你好。 - Ooh.- Hello.
——谢谢。——欢迎你。 - Thank you.- You're welcome.
这和我们酒店很不一样。 This is very different from our hotel.
幽灵，拉尔斯，你来了。 Sigrit, Lars, you came.
- 太棒了。——是的。 - This so great.- Yes.
拉尔斯。 Lars.
受欢迎的。受欢迎的。 Welcome. Welcome.
我太高兴了，你能来真是太好了。 I'm so happy,this so great that you are here.
我们在哪里? Where are we?
这我的家。 This my home.
——是的。是的。——哇。 - Yes. Yes.- Wow.
我在世界各地都有家，但这个疯狂的地方， I have many home all over world,but this crazy place,
也许是我最喜欢的五个。 maybe my top five favorite.
是的。 Yes.
希腊雕像上的阴茎… The penises on the Greek statues...
- 是的。- …它们非常危险。 - Yeah.- ...they are very dangly.
是的，我热爱历史，就像古希腊人雕刻雕像一样。 Yes, I love the history and this justthe way the Ancient Greek make statues.
这些是古希腊雕像吗? So these are Ancient Greek statues?
是的,当然。 Yes, of course.
- 这也是我的问题。是的。- 是的。 - That's was my question, too. Yes.- Yeah.
因为我在想… Because I was thinking...
- 他们的脸有点像你。- 是的。Mm - 嗯。 - that their faces kind of look like yours.- Yeah. Mm- hmm.
- 也许你是对的。是的。——这是不可思议的。 - Maybe you're right. Yeah.- It's uncanny.
——这是不可思议的。- 他们非常非常帅。 - It's uncanny.- They're very, very handsome.
- 你有没有…- 是啊，太疯狂了。 - Have you ever...- Yeah, that's crazy.
来，我带你去派对。 Come, I show you party.
来了。 Come.
- 他没注意到…- 他不明白。 - He doesn't notice...- He doesn't understand.
…他们看起来都像他。 ...that they all look like him.
这是来自匈牙利的Lisa Lisa。 So, there Lisa Lisa from Hungary.
她胜算不大。没你的坏，但也没你的好。 Her odds not very good.Not as bad as yours, but not good.
这些是来自芬兰的奇迹。 These The Wonderfour from Finland.
他们有非常嬉皮，时髦的摇滚声音。 They have very hippy,snappy rock and roll sound.
她很漂亮，但她应该甩掉男生。 She is fabulous,but she should ditch boys.
朱莉娅·J。 This Julia J.
四年前，她是英国达人的第一名， She come number one,England's Got Talent, four years ago,
她很棒，但是大家都讨厌英国，所以… so she quite good,but everybody hates UK, so...
零分。 zero points.
——凯文。——凯文·斯温。 - Kevin.- Kevin Swain.
我想你知道我的全名。 I think you know my full name.
你剃了脸颊上的头发。 You shaved your cheek hair.
- 太顺了。- 哦，我想念它。 - Oh, so smooth.- Oh, I miss it.
- 你这个淘气的孩子。- 我知道，我不该那么说。 - You naughty boy.- I know, I shouldn't have said that.
你看起来就像个闪光的迪斯科球。 Oh, you look like a flashy disco ball.
——凯文·斯温。我知道。- 凯文·斯温，有远见的，最好的。 - Kevin Swain. I know.- Kevin Swain, visionary, the best.
哦，这是约翰·约翰，瑞典人。杀手舞蹈动作。 Oh, there Johnny John John, Sweden.Killer dance move.
是的。 Yes.
——拉斯。- 你喜欢喝香槟吗? - Lars.- Do you like champagne?
多高的眼镜。 More tall glasses.
——好的。——爱。 - Okay.- Love it.
哦。哦,我的天啊。我差点忘了，来自希腊的米塔·谢纳基斯。 Oh. Oh, my gosh. I almost forgot,Mita Xenakis from Greece.
她是最受欢迎的人之一。她伟大的管道, She one of the favorite.She great pipes,
充满感情地唱歌。Mita, Mita ! sing with a lot of emotion.Mita, Mita!
来了,来了。来见见我的冰岛人。 Come, come.Come meet my Icelanders.
宝贝，你去哪儿了? Baby, where have you been?
- - - - - - 你好。- Mita Xenakis, Lars Erickssong。 - Hello.- Mita Xenakis, Lars Erickssong.
- 嗨。——Sigrit Ericksdottir。 - Hi.- Sigrit Ericksdóttir.
你们是兄妹吗? Are you brother and sister?
——没有。——可能不是。不。 - No.- Probably not. Nah.
她的声音很好听。他们的歌很好听。 Sigrit have very beautiful voice.Their song is quite good.
是的,我同意。我认为这是我写过的最好的歌。我写我们的歌。 Yes, I agree. I think it is the best songthat I've ever written. I write our songs.
我也唱歌，还设计了很多服装和鞋子。 I also sing and design a lot ofthe costumes and our footwear.
太棒了。 Fantastic.
不如边喝边跟我说说你的惊人才能吧。 Why don't you tell me moreabout your amazing talents over a drink.
来,Sigrit。我想给你看样东西。 Come, Sigrit.There's something I want to show you.
- 跟我说。——好的。 - Talk to me.- Okay.
你是好吗? Are you good?
待会儿见。 See you in a bit.
到目前为止你喜欢欧洲歌唱大赛吗?好。- 哦,是的。非常感谢。 - Are you liking Eurovision so far? Good.- Oh, yes. Very much so.
我认为我们很有可能获胜。 I think we have a very good chanceof winning.
哦,上帝。赢了，输了，真的都无所谓。 Oh, God.Win, lose, really doesn't matter.
哦，我们要去哪里? Oh, where are we going?
- 让我给你看看。——好的。 - Please, let me show you.- Okay.
哇,这是…… Wow, this is...
哦! Oh!
这不是很棒吗? Isn't it wonderful?
这是我一生中见过的最美的东西。 It's the most beauty I have seenin my life.
哦…… Oh...
什么? What?
我想说一些非常愚蠢的话。 I wish to say something very stupid.
- 告诉我。——没有。 - Oh, tell me.- No.
不，我喜欢愚蠢的东西。 No, I love stupid things.
好的，我想说的是…… Okay, I wish to say that it is...
…更美丽，因为有你在里面。 ...more beautiful becauseyou are here in it.
哦,嗯… Oh, um...
我——你—— I- - You- -
拉尔斯会很喜欢的。 Lars would really love this.
- 也许…——Sigrit。Sigrit Sigrit。 - Maybe...- Sigrit. Sigrit, Sigrit.
佬司不可能拥有一切。 Lars cannot have everything.
天啊，你只想着赢吗? God, do you only think of winning?
当然可以。 Of course.
现在我必须成为一个国际明星，向整个冰岛证明， Now I have to become an international starto prove to all of Iceland,
还有我英俊的父亲， and my extremely handsome father,
我没有浪费我的生命。 that I have not wasted my life.
哦,我的上帝。 Oh, my God.
- 我现在真的很喜欢你。——哦。 - Well, I really like you now.- Oh.
那。那确实让我很兴奋，你知道吗? That- - That's something, it excited me,you know?
我听过你唱歌。 I have heard you sing.
你很好，但是… You are very good, but...
我认为还有更多。 I think there is more.
我觉得你是从这里唱的… I think you sing from here...
但是…离这里不太远。 but... not so much from here.
我妈妈也是这么说的。 That is what my mama says as well.
你说我唱歌充满激情。 You say I sing with passion.
你的激情是什么? What is your passion?
如果你能用你的声音 If you could use your voice,
为你自己说话… to speak for yourself...
你怎么看? what would you say?
嗯… Uh...
我想说… I would say...
那是什么? What's that?
哦…… Oh...
- 你会喜欢的。来了,来了。——好的。 - You are going to love this. Come, come.- Okay.
这是怎么呢 What's going on?
- 拉尔斯，这是一首歌- 一首歌? - Lars, it's a song- along.- A song- along?
- 你去听过伴唱吗?——没有。 - Have you been to a song- along?- No.
- 宝贝，跟我来来了。——好的。是的,我们走吧。 - Oh, baby, come with me. Come.- Okay. Yes, let's go.
——嗯?——我吗?不。 - Huh?- Me? No.
- 和我一起唱。- 是的。 - Sing with me.- Yeah.
唷! Whew!
- - - - - - 你好。- - - - - - 你好。 - Hello.- Hello.
哦,我的上帝。 Oh, my God.
——你的妹妹。哈!——哦。是的。 - Your sister. Huh!- Oh. Yeah.
她唱得真好听。 She can really sing.
我认为她不是我妹妹，但她会唱歌。 I don't think she's my sister,but she can sing.
没有问题。是的。 No question. Yeah.
她并不总是那样唱歌。 She doesn't always sing like that.
- 我应该去找她。- 不，让她去吧，佬司·埃里克森。 - I should go try to find her.- Oh, no, let her be, Lars Erickssong.
但我们还有很多工作要做。 But we've so much work we have to do.
哦,工作…哦，拜托，工作。 Oh, work... Oh, come on, work.
你能想到的就这些吗?你就想不出别的了吗? Is that all that you can think of?Can you think of nothing else?
像什么? Like what?
就像,呃……浪漫。 Like, um... romance.
是的,当然。不,不,不。我想到了浪漫和性爱游戏。 Yes, of course. No, no, no.I think of romance and sex play.
就像，你知道的，法国女佣和小水手。 And like, you know,French maid and little sailor boy.
- 我喜欢。- 我的阴茎大小不错。 - Oh, I like that.- I have a good size penis.
嗯，不要太大。 Well, not too big.
我把我的阴茎形容成沃尔沃汽车 Uh, I kind of describe my penislike a Volvo automobile:
坚实，坚固，可靠，但不会引人注目。 solid, sturdy, dependable,but not going to turn any heads.
——没有。——拉斯! - No.- Lars!
- 你在这儿呢。- 嗨。 - There you are.- Hey.
你听到我们最后的歌声了吗? Did you hear us singing at the end?
我觉得这是我这辈子唱得最好的一首。 I think it was the best I ever sangin my whole life maybe.
最好的?我不知道。我是说，你在家的时候唱得很好。 The best? I don't know.I mean, you sing pretty good back at home.
嗯，我唱得再好不过了。 Well, I have never sung better.
精灵，你打开了我的内心。 Sigrit, you unlocked something inside me.
我差点就听到Speorg的留言了。 I almost hit the Speorg note.
你知道斯org的那张纸条吗? You know about the Speorg note?
当然可以。冰岛民间传说，我的爱好之一。 Of course. Icelandic folklore,one of my many passions.
是的，但这是个神话。 Yeah, but it's a myth.
——拉斯。- 我爱这些小精灵。 - Lars.- I love the little elves.
他们是可爱的。 They're cute.
是啊，我知道，对一些相信这些的人来说，这很有趣。 Yeah, I know, it's interesting,for some people, who believe them.
但我想，我们还是回去吧? But I think, uh,maybe we head back, huh?
——头部。明天是重要的一天。——没有。不,男人…… - Head out. We got a big day tomorrow.- No. No, guys...
之后大家都要去夜店跳舞。 Everyone is going club dancing after this.
- 你应该来。——俱乐部跳舞。 - You should come.- Club dancing.
拉尔斯，我们喜欢在俱乐部跳舞!我们得走了! Lars, we love club dancing!We have to go!
我们确实喜欢俱乐部舞蹈!如此多的乐趣。 We do love club dancing!So much fun.
不，我很想去夜店跳舞。 No, I want to goclub dancing so bad.
但我还有很多事要做。你走。 But I have a lot to do.You go.
你确定吗? Are you sure?
我是积极的。 I'm positive.
——好的。好吧。- 是的。 - Okay. Okay.- Yeah.
——获得乐趣。——好的。 - Have fun.- Okay.
——好的。——好的。 - Okay.- Okay.
哦! Oh!
两个给我吗?哇。 Two for me? Wow.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
嗯。 Mmm.
我希望音乐永远不会停止! I hope the music never stops!
我可以跳一整晚! I could dance all night!
你真是个令人兴奋的女人。 You are a most exciting woman.
嗯。 Huh.
Sigrit。 Sigrit.
她一定是忘带钥匙了。 She must have left her key.
——Mita。- - - - - - 你好。 - Mita.- Hello.
- 这一定会发生的，拉尔斯——好的。我的球! - This is going to happen, Lars.- Okay. My balls!
——继续战斗。我喜欢它。——我很害怕! - Keep fighting. I like it.- I'm scared!
哦,早上好。 Oh, good morning.
你一直在监视我吗? Have you just been watching me?
不。 No.
我为你编辫子。 I braid your hair.
什么? What?
我觉得这是非常令人放松的消遣。 I find it very relaxing pastime.
哇。 Wow.
事实上，那很好。 That's quite good, actually.
- 非常感谢。- 你花了多长时间? - Thank you very much.- How long did that take you?
6个小时。 Six hours.
嗯… Um...
做任何事情… Did anything...
发生…… happen...
种…… kind of...
昨晚吗? Last night?
- 是的。- 不，当然不是 - Yeah.- No, of course not.
我的绅士。 I gentleman.
好吧。 Okay.
等等,什么? Wait, what's it?
你怎么知道的? How did you hear that?
这首歌吗? This song?
——是的。- 你睡觉时唱歌。 - Yes.- You sing in your sleep.
- 非常漂亮。你写这个吗?——哦。 - It's very beautiful. You write this?- Oh.
是的。 Yeah.
(还没有完成。) It's not finished yet.
当它完成的时候，你会和佬司一起唱吗? And when it is finished,will you sing it with Lars?
可能不会。 Probably not.
你愿意和我一起唱吗? Would you sing it with me?
我不能。不。 I can't. No.
拉尔斯从小就是我的搭档。 Lars has been my partner since childhood.
音乐上的搭档，但是… Partner in music, but...
没有别的了吗? nothing else?
如果我们赢了比赛，我希望情况会有所改变。 Well, if we win the contest,then I hope that might change.
但如果你赢不了比赛， But if you don't win the contest,
如果你只是一个崇拜他的人，佬司会满意吗? will Lars be contentif you are only one who adores him?
你不应该被困在他的笼子里，小鸟。 You should not be stuck in his cage,little bird.
你需要飞。唱你的歌，为了全世界。 You need to fly.Sing your song, for the world.
嗯… Well...
我在为全世界歌唱。 I am singing for the world.
感谢佬司。我- - - - - - - - - Thanks to Lars. I- -
所以我应该去专心工作了。 So I should really probably goand concentrate.
所以我要走了，好吗? So I'm going to go, okay?
你不必独自飞行。 You don't have to fly alone.
我想和你一起环游世界。 I would like to travel the world with you.
——什么?- 唱你的歌。 - What?- Perform your song.
记录你的歌。 Record your song.
Sigrit - Lemtov… Sigrit- Lemtov...
杂志封面，和你一起在性感岛拍照， magazine cover,shoot with you on sexy island,
充满激情的音乐。 make passionate music.
这对你来说是个很好的交易。 It would be very good deal for you.
嗯… Um...
我得走了。 I have to go.
我要走了。 I'm gonna go.
- 我得走了。,就… - I have to go.- Just...
- 想想吧。——好的。 - think about it.- Okay.
谢谢你做的一切，亚历山大。 Thank you for everything, Alexander.
再见。 Bye.
佬司吗? Lars?
你醒了吗? Are you awake?
我度过了一个最奇怪的夜晚。 I had the strangest night.
和我… And I...
你好。 Hello.
哦。 Oh.
嘿。 Hey.
你，呃，记得，呃，米塔? You, uh, remember, uh, Mita?
是的。 Yes.
Sigrit。 Sigrit.
哦,不。 Oh, no.
冰岛，我们准备好了吗? Iceland, are we ready?
我们在等圣灵! We are waiting on Sigrit!
先生。 Sir.
我在这里! I am here!
- 我的国王，你的王后来了。- 谢谢，凯文·斯温。 - My king, your queen has arrived.- Thank you, Kevin Swain.
这是什么? What is this?
这是我做的服装。 It is a costume I made.
它是坏的。 Well, it's bad.
如果你能集中精神别整晚都在外面跳舞， Well, maybe if you were more focusedand not out dancing all night,
你可能会感觉好些。 you might feel better about it.
哦! Oh!
你在干什么? What are you doing?
你没必要这么做。 You don't have to do this.
好了，现在准备好了吗? Okay, and are we ready now?
是的。 Yup.
我准备得再好不过了! I have never been more ready!
好吧，你觉得我傻吗? Okay, do you think I'm stupid?
像莱姆托夫这样的人，他想从你这样的女孩身上得到的一切 A guy like Lemtov,all he wants from a girl like you- -
我没跟莱姆托夫上床! I didn't sleep with Lemtov!
好吧，我没跟米塔上床。 Oh, well, I didn't sleep with Mita.
是啊，我一闻到鲨鱼肉的味道就知道是腐烂的! Yeah, and I think I knowrotten shark meat when I smell it!
- 你这样我没法跟你说话。- 知道吗，佬司? - Can't talk to you when you're like this.- Know what, Lars?
你为什么不跟所有人上床呢? Why don't you just go aheadand sleep with everyone?
是吗? Eh?
也许我也会的。 You know, hey, maybe I will, too.
因为，你知道，我们都是自由的 Because, you know, we're both free,
所以我们就去做爱吧。 so let's just go sex- nuts.
我很乐意成为性狂人。 I am happy to go sex- nuts.
我要和每个人做爱! I am going to have sex with everyone!
——太棒了。——是的。 - Great.- Yes.
从那位女士开始，倒垃圾桶。 Starting with that lady,emptying the garbage can.
是的。 Yes.
嗯。 Hmm.
和凯文·斯温。一件容易的事。 And Kevin Swain. Easy.
可爱。谢谢你！ Lovely. Thank you.
妮娜，你怎么看? Nina, what do you say?
好了，妮娜出去了。 Okay, Nina is out.
还有那边的那个人。 And that guy over there.
是的，拿着iPador，不管那是什么 Yes, holding the iPador whatever that is- -
我看不清你的名牌上写的是什么。 I can't read what it sayson your name tag.
——西奥!——西奥! - Theo!- Theo!
我要和你做爱，我的朋友。 I'm going to have sex with you, my friend.
我会一直盯着你的。 I'm going to be all over you.
这将是充满激情和白热化的。 It's going to be passionate and white- hot.
你会在我的体温下融化的。 You're going to melt under my body heat.
大家听好了，有新的… So listen up, everyone, there is a new...
镇上的性爱机器，他的名字叫拉斯。 sex machine in town, and his name is Lars.
去跟你的俄国朋友说吧。 Go tell that to your Russian friend.
是啊，至少他看到我了。 Yeah, well, at least he sees me.
我每天都能见到你! I see you every day!
不,你没有。 No, you don't.
我不喜欢这首歌的这个版本。 And I don't likethis version of the song.
我想回到以前的样子。 And I want to go back tothe way it was.
有我吗? Got me?
你要去哪里? Where are you going?
你必须集中注意力。半决赛在明天举行。 You have to focus up.The semifinals are tomorrow.
- 而你却搞砸了。——没有。 - And you're blowing it big time.- No.
你搞砸了。 You are blowing it big time.
你太小了，拉尔斯·埃里克森。 You're small, Lars Erickssong.
如此之小。 So small.
冰岛，你的时间到了。请离开舞台。 And Iceland, your time is up.Please clear the stage.
看看你。 Look at you.
你是个丑陋的失败者。 You are an ugly loser.
Sigrit是正确的。你是小的。 Sigrit was right.You are small.
你该成熟点了。 You need to grow up.
我知道。 I know.
你为什么说你会和那些人上床?这是荒谬的。 Why did you say you would have sex withall those people? That was ridiculous.
拜托，你让自己难堪了。 Come on, you embarrassed yourself.
Mm - 嗯。 Mm- hmm.
你觉得你有机会和西奥在一起吗? Do you think you'd have a chancewith Theo?
——从来没有。——从来没有。再过一百万年也不会。 - Never.- Never. Not in a million lifetimes.
呃,咄! Eh, duh!
伙计。哟,老兄。 Dude. Yo, dude.
伙计。 Dude.
伙计，你知道他们是不是在这里枪杀了哥特吗? Hey, dude, uh, do you know if this iswhere they shot G.O.T.?
——嗯?- 《权力的游戏》 - Huh?- Game of Thrones.
饶了我吧，伙计。你没看见我在对着镜子说话吗? Give me a break, man. Can't you seeI was talking to my reflection?
冷静下来,兄弟。 Chill out, bro.
你冷静点，兄弟。 You chill out, bro.
你们美国人为什么对谁都说"冷静点" Why do you Americans always say"chill out" like that to everyone?
杰夫,我们走吧。这家伙的坚果。 Jeff, let's go. The guy's nuts.
等等,我疯了吗? Wait, I'm nuts?
欧洲不是你的派对之都。 Hey, Europe is not your party town.
好吧?你一过来就把一切都搞砸了。 All right? You come over hereand you shit on everything.
- - - - - - 来吧。- 放尊重点。 - Come on.- Show some freaking respect.
好吧? All right?
回家筑起你的墙吧。 Go home and build your wall.
- 你们这些有脑子的美国人- 我们走吧。 - You shit- for- brains Americans.- Let's get out of here.
拉尔斯!拉尔斯，他们喜欢星巴克。 Lars! Lars, they love Starbucks.
嘿，去星巴克吧。 Hey, go to Starbucks.
- 他们对美国人有特殊的意义。- 星巴克在哪里? - They have a special for Americans.- Where's the Starbucks?
星巴克，到处都是，好吗? That Starbucks,it's anywhere you look, okay?
——哦。- 闻一闻南瓜味拿铁 - Oh.- Just smell for the Pumpkin Spice Latte.
好的,谢谢你。 Okay, thank you.
我可没回应你"谢谢" I'm not saying "thank you" back.
- 他是想帮忙吗?- 我想是的。 - Was he trying to help?- I think so.
该死的美国人。 Goddamn Americans.
——拉斯。——你好吗? - Lars.- Hello?
喂? Hello?
有人在吗? Is someone there?
你好,拉尔斯。 Hello, Lars.
天啊,Katiana。 Holy shit, Katiana.
你的处境非常危险。 You are in great danger.
- 你必须离开欧洲歌唱大赛。——不!我没在听你说话。 - You must leave Eurovision.- No! I'm not listening to you.
别跑,拉尔斯! Don't run, Lars!
不! No!
进来吗? Come in?
那件毛衣很生气。 That sweater is very angry.
嗯。是的。 Hmm. Yeah.
好。 Good.
你为什么不告诉他? Why haven't you told him?
这是……事情没那么简单。 It's... It's not that simple.
我们得为乐队着想。 We have to think about the band.
好吧,但是看看。寿命长。 Okay, but look. Life is long.
你和佬司大部分时间都在一起。 And you and Lars have kind of spentmost of it together.
但如果我的生活中有这样的人，我想我不会让一个晚上… But if I had someone like that in my life,I don't think I would let a night of...
我们之间没有隔阂。 nothing come between us.
没有什么? Nothing?
我也很惊讶，因为，你知道，我很性感。 I'm equally surprised because,you know, I'm very sexy.
我是说，我试过了，但他不想。 I mean, I tried,but he didn't want to.
等待。 Wait.
什么? What?
Mm - 嗯。 Mm- hmm.
欢迎来到2020年欧洲歌唱大赛。 Welcome to theEurovision Song Contest 2020.
我们马上就要开始了，让我们来看看今年的主持人， We're about to get underway,so let's go over to this year's hosts,
谁是科林·弗拉季维奇和萨沙·莫尔。 who are Corin Vladvitch and Sasha More.
你好,欧洲!你能相信吗? Hello, Eurovision! Can you believe it?
欢迎来到今晚充满魔力的盛大表演! Welcome to tonight's very magical,big show!
是的，我们有了一些东西，科林! Yes, we have something, Corin!
这是我们期待已久的夜晚…… It is the nightwe have all been waiting for...
半决赛终于来了。 The semifinals are finally here.
哇! Whoo!
听着,Sigrit。 Listen, Sigrit.
昨天…… Yesterday...
嗯… um...
我很生气。 I was angry.
是的，我也很生气。和… Yeah, I was angry, too. And...
你知道精灵们怎么说吗? You know what the elves say?
我不知道精灵们怎么说。我不相信精灵的存在，但是…… I don't know what the elves say.I don't believe in elves, but...
他们说, They say,
- “愤怒不能搅拌黄油。”- 搅拌黄油。 - "Anger cannot churn the butter."- Churn the butter.
- 是的，我知道。- 是的。 - Yes, I know that one.- Yeah.
我认为这是真的。 And I think it's really true.
没有参数。 No argument here.
和这首歌…… And the song...
我让他们回到这首歌最初的样子 I had them to go back to the waythe song originally was
在宰奉之前又加上了“fresh, coz”flow和所有的“bish”。 before Jae- bong addedthe "fresh, coz" flow and all the "bish".
真的吗? Really?
是的,当然。 Yes, of course.
- 谢谢，拉尔斯。这对我意义重大。- 不，这才是对的。 - Thank you, Lars. That means a lot to me.- No, it's what's right.
嘿，看起来不错，强尼。嗯? Hey, looking good, Johnny. Huh?
小丑妆…… Clown makeup...
嗯。 Hmm.
——亚历山大。——Mita。 - Alexander.- Mita.
啊… Aw...
- 这是我们的小丑舞。- 是的。 - This our clown dance.- Yeah.
你为什么不放过他们?我们会给你找别人一起玩的。 Why don't you leave them be?We'll find you someone else to play with.
哦，她太特别了，美田。 Oh, she is so special, Mita.
有她在我身边，我会变得比以前更强大。 With her by my side,I could be bigger than ever.
但她永远不会快乐。 But she will never be happy.
你怎么知道的? How you know this?
我会给她他不能给的一切。 I will give her everything he cannot.
不是万能的。 Not everything.
猫叫。 Meow.
你好,你好。 Hello, hello.
Lemtov。嗯。 Lemtov. Huh.
- 你今晚要表演吗?- 不，但我是来支持你的 - Are you performing tonight?- No, but I come to support you.
火焰传说。 Fire Saga.
非常感谢你来支持我们，一起唱歌， It's very kind of you to come support us,singing together,
作为一个二人组，他们永远不会分开。 as a duo,that will never be separated.
乔治·迈克尔也说过…其他重打!的家伙。 George Michael said same thing about...other Wham! guy.
甚至没有人知道他的名字。 No one even know his name.
安德鲁Ridgeley。 Andrew Ridgeley.
哦,真的吗? Oh, really?
伙计们，我现在真的很紧张。 So guys,I am feeling quite nervous, actually.
什么?为什么?你根本没有机会成功。 What? Why? You don't have evensingle chance of making it.
赔率创造者说你不会得到一票。 Odds- makers say you wont get single vote.
别紧张。 Don't be nervous.
你会很棒的。 You will be great.
只是…记得我们那天晚上说过的话，好吗? Just... remember what we talk aboutthe other night, okay?
嗯… Mmm...
去,火焰传说。 Go, Fire Saga.
那天晚上你跟他说了什么? What did you talk about with himthe other night?
我不在乎。只是好奇。 Not that I care. Just curious.
拉尔斯，开始了。 Oh, Lars, it's starting.
——好的。——来到这里。 - Okay.- Come here.
我好紧张，拉尔斯。 I'm so nervous, Lars.
哦…… Oh...
好吧。 Okay.
白俄罗斯从大门里走了出来。 And Belarus came out of the gates kicking.
今年的比赛以非常快的速度开始。 A very fast startto this year's competition.
下一个是芬兰。 And next up is Finland.
和Wonderfour。 And The Wonderfour.
哦，叫警察来。我们的女孩太棒了! Oh, call the police.Our girl is killing it!
她只是- - - - - - - She just- -
来自圣马力诺的Dalibor Jinsky，无缘无故地哭着。 Dalibor Jinsky, from San Marino,crying for no apparent reason.
现在是瑞典的约翰·约翰。 And now, Sweden's own,Johnny John John.
- 拉尔斯，你给我换衣服了吗?- 是的。 - Lars, did you change my costume?- Yes, I did.
- 围巾太长了。- 我知道，很棒吧?这是额外的长。 - The scarf is so long.- I know, isn't it great? It's extra long.
嗯——嗯。 Uh- huh.
别担心。这是为了衡量舞台的尺寸。 Don't worry.It's for the dimensions of the stage.
好东西,是吗? Good stuff, huh?
来吧。这些家伙太可怕了。 Come on. These guys are awful.
打开歌曲比赛。我想看冰岛的比赛。 Turn on the song contest.I want to watch Iceland.
是的!来吧! Yes! Come on!
你们这些人怎么了? What's wrong with you people?
拉尔斯和西格瑞特是我们镇的人。 Lars and Sigrit are from our town.
他们和我们一起长大。 They've grown up with all of us.
林德曼，他们小时候你没教过他们吗? Lenderman, did you not teach themboth as children?
史蒂夫·甘德森，他们在你第一次婚礼上演奏音乐。 Steve Gundersson, they played musicat your first wedding.
我的第四个。 And my fourth.
哦,闭嘴。没人想看。 Oh, shut up.No one wants to watch them.
哦，父亲说话了。 Oh, the father speaks.
——嗯。——可怜的埃里克。 - Mmm.- Poor Erick.
镇上一半的孩子可能都是他的。 Half the children in this townare probably his.
但真正爱他的人，他都不承认。 But the only one who truly loves him,he won't even acknowledge.
我们知道他们很可怕，但他们是我们的可怕。 We know they're awful,but they're our awful.
我说换频道吧，我们吃药吧! I say change the channeland let's take our medicine!
是啊! Yeah!
——哇!——是的! - Whoo!- Yeah!
啊。我们期待已久的时刻到了。冰岛。 Ah. Now the momentwe've all been waiting for. Iceland.
每次表演都是这个团队的一次冒险。 Every performance is an adventurewith this group.
它们叫做《消防传奇》。 They're called Fire Saga.
谁也不知道他们为什么会在这里。 And why they're here is anyone's guess.
好吧，没我们想象的那么糟。 Okay, so not as bad as we expected.
这是美妙的。 This is wonderful.
围巾。 The- - the scarf.
围巾! The scarf!
哦,围巾! Oh, the scarf!
希格瑞 ! Sigrit!
废话!坚持住! Crap! Hold on!
我能修好它! I can fix this!
现在仓鼠轮要开始比赛了。 Ooh and now the hamster wheelis off to the races.
继续唱! Keep singing!
这是不可能的!啊! This is not happening! Ah!
当心! Look out!
一切都在我的掌控之中! I'm in complete control!
神圣的狗屎! Holy shit!
哦,上帝! Oh, God!
希格瑞 ! Sigrit!
——拉斯!——是的! - Lars!- Yeah!
你还好吗? Are you okay?
精灵们一定恨我们。 The elves must hate us.
我们听到声音了，所以他们没死。 We're hearing voices,so they're not dead.
他们还在放我们的歌。 They're still playing our song.
——哦!——来了! - Oh!- Come!
有人从轮子里过来了。 Someone is coming through the wheel.
我们能做到! We can do it!
你的麦克风。 Your microphone.
这是惊人的。 This is amazing.
再见,冰岛。 And goodbye, Iceland.
我很抱歉。 I'm so sorry.
我惊呆了。 I am stunned.
冰岛成功地为欧洲歌唱比赛的失败设定了一个新的低标准。 Iceland managed to set a new low barfor Eurovision failure.
还有这群歇斯底里的粉丝 And this audience of hysterical fans
以一种典型的非理性方式回应。 have respondedin a typically irrational way.
- 等等，我们去哪儿?——回家。 - Wait, where are we going?- Home.
- 我们回家去Húsavík。——什么? - We're going home to Húsavík.- What?
——走吧。——没有。 - Let's go.- No.
——什么?- 不，不，我们得回去。 - What?- No, no, we have to go back in there.
为什么? Why?
因为整个冰岛都在关注。 Because all of Iceland is watching.
,但是……- 我们的家人，朋友，我的学生。 - But...- Our family, our friends, my students.
我们不能让他们失望。 We cannot let them down.
什么意思?我们已经做到了。 What do you mean? We already did.
我们就是个笑话。 We are a joke.
我才不要回到那个大家会一直嘲笑我的地方。 I'm not going back in there whereeveryone is going to keep laughing at me.
- 是的。——为什么? - Well, I am.- Why?
我要进入艺术家的领域，因为我是一个艺术家。 I am going to go into that artists' areabecause I am an artist.
当我看到没有人投票支持我们时 And when I see that no votescome in for us,
我要坐在那里，我要接受它 I'm going to sit thereand I'm going to take it
因为我知道我不只是这场比赛。 because I know I am morethan this contest.
拉尔斯，我从来没求过你什么，从来没有。 Lars, I have never asked youfor anything, ever.
但我请求你为我做这件事。 But I am asking you to do this for me.
我请求你去。 And I am asking you to go.
来吧。 Come on.
拜托，你现在太自私了。 Please, you're being very selfishright now.
- 我太自私了?——你。 - I'm being selfish?- You are.
你知道我一直以来想要的就是赢。 You know that all I've ever wantedis to win.
Lemtov是正确的。你永远都不会满足。 Lemtov was right.You just will never be satisfied.
Lemtov吗?什么，莱姆托夫知道什么? Lemtov? What- - What does Lemtov know?
他其实知道很多。 He actually knows a lot.
——就像什么?- 他知道精灵的事 - Like what?- Like, he knows about elves.
- 还有，怎么编辫子。——好的。 - And, uh, how to braid hair.- Okay.
但他不知道我们的事，对吧? But he doesn't know about us,does he?
根本就没有我们! There is no us!
没有我们，拉尔斯。 There is no us, Lars.
我再也受不了了。 I can't do this anymore.
你不是那个意思。他只是在给你灌输一些愚蠢的想法，好吗? You don't mean that. He's just puttingsilly ideas into your head, okay?
不。 No.
我要回去了。 I'm going back in there.
你要来吗? Are you coming?
不,我不是。 No, I'm not.
好吧,再见。 Okay, goodbye.
好的,很好。 Okay, fine.
很好,一走了之。去Lemtov。 Fine, walk away. Go to Lemtov.
去给他唱你的情歌，好吗? And go sing your love song to him,all right?
什么? What?
我知道你的歌。 Yeah, I know all about your song.
我在酒店听到你写的。 I heard you writing it back at the hotel.
所以去吧。 So go ahead.
那首歌是我为你写的。 I wrote that song for you.
该死的!狗屎! Goddamn it! Shit!
狗屎! Shit!
哇,哇,哇! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
怎么回事，伙计? What the hell, man?
我在这里! I'm in here!
我没有对不起! I'm not sorry!
嘿!喂? Hey! Hello?
有人吗? Somebody?
现在，你们该拿起手机了 And now, it's time for youto go to your phones
并根据电视屏幕上显示的数字发送投票信息。 and text in your votes to the numbersyou see on your television screens.
拉尔斯在哪里? Where is Lars?
他离开了。 He left.
记住，你不能为你自己的国家投票。 And remember, you cannot votefor your own country.
那我就留下来。 Then I will stay.
晚上好,欧洲。 Good evening, Eurovision.
——谢谢。- 今晚的节目太棒了。 - Thank you.- What a wonderful show we have tonight.
葡萄牙给予…8分 Portugal grants eight points to...
拉脱维亚。 Latvia.
我们的十个百分点是…… Our ten points go to...
瑞典。 Sweden.
我们的12分是… And our 12 points go to...
希腊。 Greece.
挪威给我们的邻居瑞典8分。 Norway gives eight pointsto our neighbor Sweden.
希腊得十分。 Ten points to Greece.
西班牙12分。 And 12 points to Spain.
你好,欧洲。 Hello, Eurovision.
本期节目来自冰岛的雷克雅未克。 Coming to you livefrom Reykjavik, Iceland.
今晚的事我很抱歉。 I'm so sorry about tonight.
他们是可怕的。明年会更好。我保证。 They were awful.Next year, it will be better. I promise.
(我们派别人去。)任何人。 We'll send someone else.Just anyone.
下面是冰岛评审团的投票结果。 But here are the votesfrom the Icelandic jury.
希腊得8分。 Eight points go to Greece.
瑞典得十分。 Ten points go to Sweden.
出租车! Taxi!
最后，12分归荷兰。 And finally, 12 points goto the Netherlands.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
从瑞士到欧洲电视网。 ...from Switzerland to Eurovision.
我们的八个要点是…… Our eight points go to...
冰岛。 Iceland.
冰岛? Iceland?
什么? What?
我们刚才听到"冰岛得分"了吗? Did we just hear"points for Iceland"?
电视。 The TV.
是的，冰岛得8分。 Yes, eight points for Iceland.
什么? What?
瑞典得10分，希腊得12分。 Ten points go to Sweden,and 12 points to Greece.
8分。 Eight points.
- 你确定?- 是的，当然。 - You sure?- Yes, of course.
晚上好,欧洲。你好，我来自捷克共和国。 Good evening, Europe.Hello, from Czech Republic.
你们都在等待的时刻。 The moment you're all waiting for.
我们的八个要点是…… Our eight points go to...
克罗地亚。 Croatia.
我们的10分是… And our ten points go to...
冰岛。 Iceland.
发生了什么? What is happening?
东欧国家将投票给冰岛。 The Eastern Bloc countriesare giving votes to Iceland.
这没有道理。 This makes no sense.
- 等等，他们是说冰岛吗?——冰岛。 - Wait, are they saying Iceland?- Iceland.
罗马尼亚给冰岛8分。 Romania gives eight points to Iceland.
什么? What?
法国给冰岛8分! France gives eight points to Iceland!
荷兰给…10分 Holland gives ten points to...
冰岛! Iceland!
- 我不明白。- 这太疯狂了 - I don't understand this.- This is crazy.
这太疯狂了。 This is very crazy.
这太荒谬了。 This is absolutely ridiculous.
冰岛做得相当不错。 Iceland is doing quite well.
这将取决于民众的投票，但他们现在的表现要好得多 It will be up to the popular vote,but they are doing much better
比赔率制定者预测的要高。 than the odds- makers predicted.
好了，萨莎，我们来看看普选结果如何 Okay, now Sasha, let's seehow the popular vote went
看看谁能晋级决赛。 and find out who has made itthrough to the finale.
第一个晋级决赛的国家是… The first countrythrough to the final night is...
——希腊!——希腊! - Greece!- Greece!
——是的!- 干得好，希腊! - Yeah!- Well done, Greece!
第二个进入决赛的国家是…… The second country that will be goingto the final is...
克罗地亚! Croatia!
是的，干得好，克罗地亚! Yes, well done, Croatia!
它们不是我的最爱。 They're not my favorite.
科林，只有两个国家能进入决赛。 Corin, there are only two more countriesthat are going to make it into the final.
这里太热了。 Getting hot in here.
没关系，你还有机会。 It's okay, you still have chance.
嗯,没有。 Well, no.
但你说得很有道理。 But you have a lot of points.
以色列! Israel!
是的,以色列!正确的! Yes, Israel! Right on!
也是最后一个成功的国家 And the last country that will make it
周六晚上的压轴戏是… for the grand finale on Saturday nightwill be...
冰岛? Iceland?
什么? What?
你做到了! You did it!
哦,我的上帝! Oh, my God!
数字在……冰岛是? The numbers are in... Iceland is in?
哦,我的上帝! Oh, my God!
——是的!是的!——是的! - Yes! Yes!- Yes!
杰出的! Outstanding!
我很高兴。 I'm so happy.
- 太棒了。——是的。 - It's so great.- Yes.
哇! Whoo!
哦，我喜欢! Oh, I love it!
哦- ho ! Oh- ho!
太棒了。 It's great.
我希望拉尔斯在这里。 I wish Lars was here.
拉尔斯。 Lars.
不。 No.
拉尔斯。 Lars.
嘿,斯蒂芬。 Hey, Stephan.
你在干什么? What are you doing?
我拿着这根松了的绳子，把它卷起来 I'm taking this rope that's looseand I'm rolling it around
把它做成一个圆圈。 to make it like in a circle.
我要成为一名渔夫。 I'm going to become a fisherman.
像真正的埃里克森一样把自己喝死。 And drink myself to deathlike a real Erickssong man.
这是我的新生活。 This is my new life.
但是sigit呢? But what about Sigrit?
一个有钱的，没毛的俄国人拿着一个巨大的铃铛挡在我们中间。 Rich, hairless Russian guywith a huge dingle- dong came between us.
倒楣的事情发生了。 Shit happens.
是的。 Yeah.
再见。 Goodbye.
记住，现在就放弃你的梦想，趁你还年轻。 Remember, give up on your dreams nowwhile you're still young.
电子战,它糟透了。 Ew, it stinks.
太令人恶心了!Ptooh ! Blech! Ptooh!
如果你害怕鱼，你怎么能当渔夫呢? How can you be a fishermanif you're scared of the fish?
- 什么，你在开玩笑吗?- 开什么玩笑? - What, are you joking at me?- Joking at you?
一点也不。 Not in the least.
- 不，我厌倦了。- 厌倦什么? - No, I'm tired of it.- Tired of what?
我受够了你总是取笑我做的每件事。 I'm tired of you constantly making funof everything that I do.
我这辈子都在努力赢得你的尊重。 I've spent my whole lifetrying to earn your respect.
你知道吗?我不再需要它了。 And you know what?I don't need it anymore.
我不想再要了。 I don't want it anymore.
如果你永远都不尊重我， And if you're never going to respect me,
那么，就这样吧。我不需要，好吗? then, so be it.I don't need it, okay?
——拉斯。拉尔斯,来到这里。- 你怎么下船的? - Lars. Lars, come here.- How do you get off this boat?
出口在哪里?- 没有出口。 - Where is the exit?- There is no exit.
- 是艘船，拉尔斯。- 你怎么从这东西上下来? - It's a boat, Lars.- How do you get off this thing?
拉尔斯,来到这里。 Lars, come here.
- 嗨。- 嗨。 - Hey.- Hey.
拉尔斯,来到这里。 Lars, come here.
- 过来，拉尔斯。——没有。 - Come here, Lars.- No.
——没有。- 拉尔斯，过来。 - No.- Lars, come here.
——没有。- 停，停，停。冷静下来。 - No.- Stop, stop, stop, stop. Calm down.
冷静,冷静,冷静。平静,佬司。 Calm, calm, calm. Calm, Lars.
你在那边看到了什么?嗯? Now what do you see over there? Hmm?
——土地?- 那是冰岛。 - The land?- That is Iceland.
- 是的，是冰岛。——是的。 - It- - It is Iceland, yes.- Yes.
你也为冰岛做了些事。 And you have done something for Iceland.
一些伟大的事情。 Something great.
我们谁都做不到的事。 Something none of us could ever do.
你的歌声歌唱。 Your song singing.
它给我们带来了极大的骄傲。 It has brought us all great pride.
- 不，那是场灾难。- 是的，但你没有放弃。 - No, it was a disaster.- Yes, but you did not quit.
你身上有维京精神。 You have Viking spirit in you.
首先，我不明白， First, I didn't understand that,
直到你重新登上舞台 until you got back up on that stage
在那个愚蠢的仓鼠轮椅走进观众之后。 after that stupid hamster wheelwent into the audience.
你……不放弃。 You... didn't quit.
你总是让我想起你的母亲。 You have always reminded meof your mother.
对我们俩来说，她死得太早了。 She passed too soon for the both of us.
她会为你骄傲的，佬司。 She would have been proud of you, Lars.
哦。 Oh.
——好。是的。,但是…… - Good. Yes.- But...
但我确实辞职了。 But I did quit.
我留下了Sigrit一个人。现在，她不想要我了。 I left Sigrit all alone.And now, she doesn't want me anymore.
我们在theEricksdóttir women上的运气很差。 We've had bad luckwith the Ericksdóttir women.
什么意思? What do you mean?
Sigrit的母亲,Helka…… Sigrit's mother, Helka...
她从来不喜欢我。 she never liked me.
从来不想跟我扯上任何关系。 Never wanted anything to do with me.
我一直lovedSigrit。 I've always loved Sigrit.
- 我怎么能让这一切发生?- 发生了什么都不重要 - How did I let this happen?- Oh, it doesn't matter what happened.
现在的情况是你必须为她而战。 What happens now isthat you have to fight for her.
是吗? Yes?
你必须为她而战就像你为那个愚蠢的歌曲比赛而战一样。 You have to fight for her like you foughtfor that stupid song contest.
为你和她一起生活的梦想而奋斗吧。 Fight for your dream of a life with her.
像维京人一样战斗! Fight, like a Viking!
抱歉打扰了，但你们知道意大利进入了欧冠决赛吧? Sorry to disturb, but you two do know thatIceland made it into the Eurovison finals?
——什么?——什么? - What?- What?
你为什么不告诉我? Why the hell didn't you tell me?
- 我们以为你不在乎呢——什么? - We- - We thought you didn't care.- What?
- 我们得把船掉头。- 不，我们不能错过一天的钓鱼时间。 - Well, we have to turn the boat around.- No, we can't lose a day of fishing.
西格瑞! Sigrit!
拉尔斯! Lars!
- 去找她，拉尔斯!- 去找她! - Go get her, Lars!- Go get her!
哦…… Oh...
都给我吗? Both for me?
当然可以。 Of course.
好吧。 Okay.
精灵，这不会结束的。 Sigrit, this is not ending.
这是开始。 This is beginning.
什么? What?
比赛结束后你留下来陪我好吗? Why don't you stay with meafter the contest?
哦…… Oh...
亚历山大，我们都不怎么了解对方。 Alexander, we barely know each other.
是的，但你既漂亮又善良。 Yes, but you are beautiful and kind.
我英俊又有钱。这是一对非常成功的组合。 I handsome and rich. This is typicallyvery winning combination.
当我们唱歌的时候，我感觉到一种独特的联系。 When we sing, I feel connectionthat is unique for me.
嗯。 Hmm.
如果有帮助，我可以… And if it helps, I can...
加入Fabergé鸡蛋… throw in Fabergé egg...
个人潜水…… personal submersible...
宠物老虎。 pet tiger.
我真的不在乎那些东西。 I don't really care about that stuff.
——我知道。- 也许是只老虎。 - I know.- Maybe a tiger.
可以安排。 It can be arranged.
拉尔斯。 Lars.
胜利者。你在这里做什么? Victor. What are you doing here?
你在这里做什么? What are you doing here?
你能载我去机场吗?我们进入了欧洲歌唱大赛的决赛。 Can you give me a ride to the airport?We're in the finals of Eurovision.
是的，我知道。大新闻。 Yes, I know this. Big news.
- 是的。哦,哇。- 是的。 - Yeah. Oh, wow.- Yeah.
我在水里游泳。 I was swimming in the water.
- 是的，我看到了。——是的。 - Yeah, I saw that.- Yes.
- 在水里游泳。——这是冻结。 - Swimming in the water.- It's freezing.
——是的。你能先带我去个地方吗? - Yes.- Can you take me somewhere first?
- 我有件事要处理。- 是的。 - There's something I need to take care of.- Yeah.
嘿,精灵。 Hey there, elf.
是我,拉尔斯。 It's me, Lars.
我真的搞砸了。 I really messed up.
我只是想过来问问你们 And I just wanted to come up hereto ask of you guys
谢谢你能给我的任何帮助。 for any help you can give me.
我不知道要怎么用sigspirit来解决问题，但我必须试一试。 I don't know how I'm going to fix thingswith Sigrit, but I have to try.
好吧。 Okay.
吃个好午餐，或者随便你在里面干什么。 Have a good lunch,or whatever you're doing in there.
再见! Goodbye!
我一直不明白为什么这个国家一半的人还相信精灵。 Never understood why half this countrystill believes in elves.
我知道，但西格力很信任他们。 I know, but Sigrit swears by them.
冰岛的一只脚还停留在黑暗时代，是吧? Iceland continues to have one footin the Dark Ages, huh?
我们的魔法和精灵。 Our magic and elves.
我们该怎么办? What are we going to do?
难道你不明白吗?如果你回到那个傻姑娘身边， Don't you understand?If you go back to that stupid girl,
你可以赢得比赛，但我们不能这样! you could win that contest,and we cannot have that!
冰岛负担不起! Iceland can't afford it!
我们是破产! We are bankrupt!
他们会把矛头指向我! And they will point the finger at me!
你真觉得我们能赢吗? You really think we could win?
我把船炸了!我杀了那些人! I blew up that boat!I killed all those people!
你应该 You should have been- -
谢谢你！ Thank you!
享受饼干! Enjoy the biscuits!
我把刀留在这里， I'll just leave the knife here,
以防你又要杀人了! in case you have to do other murders!
欢迎来到今晚的欧洲歌唱大赛决赛。 Welcome to tonight's grand finaleof the Eurovision Song Contest.
这是一年中最重要的夜晚。 It is the biggest nightof the year.
也是我们期待已久的。 And the one we've all been waiting for.
维克多在哪儿? Where's Victor?
我——我不知道。你呢? I- - I don't know. Do you?
我给他留了几条信息，但他都没回。 I left him a couple of messages,but he never responded.
如果他错过了，他会很伤心的。 He's gonna be so bummed outif he misses this.
是的，如果他不在，他会想念的。 Yes, if he's not here,he's gonna miss it.
让我们开始欧洲歌唱大赛的决赛吧! Let the grand finaleof the Eurovision Song Contest begin!
- 人都跑哪儿去了?- 在家看欧洲电视。 - Where the hell is everyone?- At home, watching Eurovision.
哦…… Oh...
嘿! Hey!
你好。停! Hello. Stop!
停，停，停，停，停! Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
哇,嘿! Whoa, hey!
美国人。 Americans.
- 就是喷泉里的那个人吗?- 我的天啊他穿的是什么? - That the guy from the fountain?- Oh, my God. What is he wearing?
嘿!美国人，我最好的朋友。 Hey! Americans, my best friends.
纽约喷气机，对吧?骑着我的马去老城路? New York Jets, right?Take my horse down to Old Town Road?
是的，我需要搭车，好吗? Yes, I need a ride, okay?
我们要去巴黎了，兄弟。 We're going to Paris, bro.
不，巴黎是个垃圾场。你不会想去那里的。 No, Paris is a dump.You don't want to go there.
相信我，这太可怕了。 Trust me, it's horrible.
你得带我去欧洲歌唱大赛。 You need to take meto Eurovision Song Contest.
——好吗?我们很酷?——什么? - Okay? We cool?- What?
然巴果汁!来吧，我们走。 Jamba Juice!Come on, let's go.
伙计，这是租来的。我得把这个拿回去。 Dude, this is a rental.I gotta take this back.
- 他要上车?- 我的天啊 - He's getting in the car?- Oh, my God.
是的,太好了。关上门，关上门。 Yeah, that's great.Close the door, close it.
——什么?——我们不能。 - What?- We can't.
来吧，我们走，兄弟。 Come on, let's go, bro.
用力踩油门。 Pedal to the metal.
我要去西格莱特。她十分钟后要走。 I need to get to Sigrit.She goes on in ten minutes.
这是疯狂的。 This is crazy.
现在有请俄罗斯演员亚历山大·莱姆托夫。 And now the Russian performer,Alexander Lemtov.
最受欢迎的歌曲是《爱的狮子》 The favorite still, with his song"Lion of Love."
杰夫,兄弟,男人。来吧。 Jeff, bro, man. Come on.
把油门踩到极限。我们走吧! Put the pedal to the metal.Let's go!
限速是多少? What about the speed limit?
整个欧洲都没有限速。 There is no speed limitin all of Europe.
你可以以任何速度行驶。 You can go any speed.
哦……酷。 Oh... cool.
那就这样吧。好吧。 There you go. Okay.
杰夫有种。 Jeff got some balls.
它们可能很小，但你有。 They may be small, but you've got them.
——哇。- 我知道，我好害怕。 - Whoa.- I know, I'm so scared.
哇! Whoo!
你能让我下车吗?这是可怕的。停车吧。 Can you let me out the car, please?This is scary. Just stop the car.
嘘!安静! Shh! Quiet!
你需要放松，否则下个转弯你就会被甩出去。 You need to relax 'cause otherwise you'regoing to get thrown out on the next turn.
哦,我的- - - - - - - Oh, my- -
杰夫,开车!保持驾驶! Jeff, drive! Keep driving!
你做的很好! You're doing great!
超级竖起大拇指!走吧! Super thumbs up! Go!
杰夫。转! Turn, Jeff. Turn!
那么，欧洲歌唱大赛和美国好声音一样吗? So, is Eurovision like The Voice?
你能闭嘴吗?不!这和声音不一样。 Would you shut up?No! It's not like The Voice.
就在那边吗? Is that it over there?
是的!当然了，你个白痴! Yes! Of course it is,you shithead!
上面写着欧洲电视。不要慢下来! It says Eurovision right on it.Don't slow down!
啊。这是我的停止。 Ah. Here's my stop.
——是的!我们成功了!欧洲音乐。- 我的天啊 - Yes! We made it! Eurovision.- Oh, my God.
好吧。嘿!谢谢你,美国人!你是可怕的人!哈——哈! All right. Hey! Thank you, Americans!You're awful people! Ha- ha!
没有,但是认真!不要来冰岛! No, but seriously!Don't come to Iceland!
我们不要你!你可能会被精灵杀死! We don't want you!You might be killed by elves!
- 太棒了!——我的神。 - That was amazing!- My God.
我知道，我知道。 I know, I know.
谢谢，谢谢。 Thank you, thank you.
哦,我的上帝。 Oh, my God.
哦!今晚我们征服舞台，明天征服世界。 Oh! Tonight we conquer stage,tomorrow the world.
嗯…嗯…莱姆托夫，我要问你点事。 Um... uh... Lemtov,I need to ask you something.
- - - - - - 当然,当然。——好的。 - Sure, sure.- Okay.
嗯… Uh...
你是同性恋吗? Are you gay?
什么? What?
不!不,不!当然不是。我是俄罗斯人。 No! No, no! Of course not.I am Russian.
——不是吗?- 俄罗斯没有同性恋。 - No?- There no gay people in Russia.
从统计学上讲，我认为那是不可能的。 Statistically speaking,I think that's impossible.
- 我保证。百分百。- 性别- 流体? - I assure you. Hundred percent.- Gender- fluid?
事实的真相。没有同性恋俄罗斯。 Fact of truth. No gay Russian.
——非二进制?- 不，非二进制。我，他，他的代名词。 - Non- binary?- No, non- binary. I, he, him pronoun.
他,他。 He, him.
——好的。——嗯。 - Okay.- Hmm.
嗯,嗯… Well, um...
自从我来到这里，发生了很多事 so a lot has happenedsince I came here, and- -
嘘。我们以后再谈这个。 Shh. We talk about this later time.
这是你的时刻。 This your moment.
你去吧，唱出你的心声。 You go, sing your heart out.
好吧? Okay?
——好吗?——好的。 - Okay?- Okay.
走了。 Go.
我在这里，科林，绿色休息室，只有艺术家才能坐在这里…… I am here, Corin, the green room,where only the artists can sit...
你好,Helka。 Hello, Helka.
进来。 Come in.
哦,狗屎! Oh, shit!
- 拉斯…- 不，别这样。我迟到了。 - Lars...- No, come on. I'm running late.
请拉尔斯。你必须听我说。 Lars, please.You must listen to me.
他妈的。什么? Fuck it. What?
你有生命危险。 Your life is in danger.
维克多·卡尔森杀了我。他在船上把我炸死了 Victor Karlosson killed me.He blew me up on the boat
现在他要杀了你。 and now he's going to try to kill you.
你去哪儿了?认真对待。 Where have you been? Seriously.
你不是一直在用你的鬼魂力量观察发生的一切吗? Have you not been using your ghost powersto watch anything that's happening?
他已经试过了。他死了。 He already tried. He's dead.
——什么?- 是的，他已经试过了。 - What?- Yes, he already tried.
是的。所以，来吧。认真对待。非常感谢。是它吗? Yeah. So, like, come on. Seriously.Thank you so much. Is that it?
再见,佬司。 Goodbye, Lars.
她不是个乐于助人的鬼魂。 She's not a very helpful ghost.
冰岛是下一个。 Iceland is next.
观众已经得到警告。 The audience have been warned.
消防队长正在待命。 Fire marshals are standing by.
走,冰岛! Go, Iceland!
看来今晚只有一半的《火之传奇》会上演。 It appears only one halfof Fire Saga will be performing tonight.
你笑什么?我想跟你打一架! Why are you laughing?I'm trying to have a fist fight with you!
你打了我，但很轻。 You hit me but it's very light.
这几乎是放松。 It's almost relaxing.
你离她远点。 You stay away from her.
拉尔斯，太晚了。 Lars, it's too late.
你才是那个应该远离我的人。 You are the one who should stay away.
你什么都不能给她。 You can give her nothing.
我给了她一切。 I give her everything.
舒适，安全，豪宅，宫殿，每个房间都有无线网。 Comfort, security, mansion,palace, Wi- Fi every room.
你给了她什么? What you give her?
什么都没有。 Nothing.
- 这是一个相当令人印象深刻的清单。——谢谢。 - It's quite an impressive list.- Thank you.
停止。别放音乐了，拜托，别放了。停止。 Stop. Stop, stop the music, please!Stop. Stop.
拉尔斯! Lars!
我们开始吧。又一次与冰岛人的冒险。 Here we go.Another adventure with the Icelanders.
我叫拉尔斯·埃里克森，来自冰岛。 My name is Lars Erickssong from Iceland.
很抱歉我搞砸了演出。 And I'm sorry to be messing up the show.
我不应该。我…我喜欢这个节目。 I shouldn't. I... I love this show.
欧洲歌唱大赛对我来说意味着一切。 The Eurovision Song Contestmeans everything to me.
这是我的生活。 It is my life.
从我很小的时候起， Ever since I was a small child,
我一直梦想着赢得这场比赛。 I always dreamed of winning the contest.
但是… But...
大家都知道，欧洲歌唱大赛不仅仅是一场比赛。 as most of you know, Eurovision ismuch more than a competition.
音乐不是竞赛。 The music is not a contest.
完美的歌曲并不是冠军歌曲， And the perfect songisn't the winning song,
而是一首发自内心的歌。 but a song that comes from the heart.
我们将取消比赛资格。 We'll be disqualified.
只是唱歌。 Just sing.
她在用冰岛语唱歌。 She's singing in Icelandic.
华丽! Gorgeous!
Speorg注意。 Speorg note.
这是美丽的! That was beautiful!
很漂亮,真的。 Quite beautiful, really.
当然，他们会被取消改歌的资格， They will, of course, be disqualifiedfor changing their song,
但是很漂亮。 but quite beautiful.
我看到你。 I see you.
你就在那里。 There you are.
我在这里。 Here I am.
我在看你呢。 I'm checking you out.
我checkingyou出来。 I'm checking you out.
火焰传说! Fire Saga!
——火焰传说!——火焰传说! - Fire Saga!- Fire Saga!
火焰传说! Fire Saga!
西格瑞爱丽丹顿！ Sigrit Ericksdóttir!
- 哦…- 很好，亚历山大。 - Oh...- Good for you, Alexander.
当然，我还是会赢，但是…… I still win, of course, but...
我为他们感到高兴。 I am happy for them.
我怎么会不高兴呢?嗯? How could I not be? Hmm?
你也应该得到幸福。 You deserve to be happy, too.
俄罗斯母亲不同意。 Mother Russia does not agree.
噢… Aww...
- 跟我去希腊吧。——嗯。 - Come to Greece with me.- Hmm.
我很喜欢这些雕像。 I do like the statues.
也许我们可以买艘游艇。我晒黑了好看极了。 Maybe we get a yacht.I look fantastic with tan.
不知道，我没见过你和真正的女人在一起。 Wouldn't know,I haven't seen you with a real one.
哦…… Oh...
拥抱我。 Hug me.
哦- ho ! Oh- ho!
嘿! Hey!
哇! Wow!
——哇!谢谢你！——你好! - Whoa! Thank you!- Hi!
谢谢你！ Thank you!
好吧! Okay!
爸爸…… Papa...
是的! Yes!
哇! Whoo!
谢谢你！谢谢你！ Thank you! Thank you!
今晚我们要庆祝一番。 We have a wonderful celebration tonight.
热烈祝贺Erick和Helka! Big congratulations to Erick and Helka!
是的! Yes!
噢… Aww...
- 那永远都不会不奇怪。——没有。超级不。 - That's never not going to be weird.- No. Super not.
舌头也做一下。 Do the tongue too.
——啊……- 还有竖起大拇指。 - Ugh...- And a thumbs up.
好吧。你不需要竖起大拇指，爸爸。 Okay. You don't have to dothe thumbs up, Dad.
冰岛的规则! Iceland rules!
——哇!——是的! - Whoo!- Yeah!
嘿,美国人!你们在冰岛玩得开心吗? Hey, Americans!Are you having a good time in Iceland?
——是的!——是的! - Yeah!- Yeah!
- 我们讨厌你在这里——是的! - Well, we hate that you're here.- Yeah!
是啊!所以你还是回家吧，好吗? Yeah! So why don't you go back home,all right?
你不是还有车要坐吗 Don't you have some traffic to sit in
用你的怪物卡车和辣椒玉米热狗吗? with your monster trucksand your chili corn dogs?
- 是的。——好吧,佬司。 - Yeah.- Okay, Lars.
为什么，我有一些麻醉剂给你，你可以服用， Why, I have some opiates for you,you can take,
当你透支你的信用卡时 while you over leverage your credit cards
- 你买了太多房子。——好的。哇。 - and you buy too many houses.- Okay. Wow.
——是的!感觉如何?——嘿!嘿! - Yes! How does that feel?- Hey! Hey!
不，我还没说完呢!我讨厌你!我恨死你了! No, I'm not done! I hate you!I hate your guts!
谁想听欧洲电视网的歌? Who wants to hear a Eurovision song?
不! No!
玩“Ja Ja Ding Dong”! Play "Ja Ja Ding Dong"!
“Ja Ja Ding Dong”! "Ja Ja Ding Dong"!
玩它! Play it!
“Ja Ja Ding Dong”! "Ja Ja Ding Dong"!
在这里,我们走吧! Here we go!
一，二，一，二，三，四。 One, two, a one, two, three, four.
好了，大家都动起来! All right, everyone, move your body.Whoo!
来吧,所有人! Come on, everyone!
是啊! Yeah!
好吧，现在来首欧洲歌唱大赛的歌怎么样? Okay, how about the Eurovision song now?
不! No!
好吧。很好! All right. Fair enough!