第十五次全国妇产医师代表大会。 The 15th National Congress of midwives and gynecologists.
女医生(公务员妇科医生) Ladies' Doctor (Gynecologist in public service)
我的身体是我的事!给我的身体自由! My body is my business! Freedom to my body!
我拥有我自己! I own myself!
目前的情况是，里拉继续贬值，它应该至少升值一点。 The situation is that lira keeps going down, and it should be strengthened at least a bit.
你好! Hello!
-我不知道你有个这么成熟的儿子。-他不是我儿子，这是我女婿。 -I didn't know you had such a grown-up son. -He's not my son, this is my son in law.
-你知道，我的女婿。我明白了。 -You know, my son in law. -I understand.
-请原谅。-回头见。我们有事情要讨论。 -Please excuse me. -I'll be seeing you. We have something to discuss.
看，这里有个瑞士德国人。那些总是匆匆忙忙想要……嗯，你知道的。 Look, there is a Swiss German in here. One of those that are always rushing and want to ... Well, you know.
-他们想把钱转到一家瑞士银行。其实,是的。现在我们该怎么做呢? -And they want to transfer money to a Swiss bank. -Actually, yes. Now what have we got to do about that?
我想把一小袋健全的货币藏在一个安全的地方，这样就没有人能找到它。 I want to hide a small bag of sound currency in a safe place, so no one can find it.
-是的，有这样的地方。肯定!当然!所以，问问他能带走多少钱。 -Yes, there are such places. -Certainly! Certainly! So, ask him how much money he could carry away.
我会的。我会的。 I will. I will.
- Soalesti教授，你好!-这是我儿子。 -Professor Soalesti, hello! -This is my son.
好的一天。好的一天。见到你很高兴 -Good day. -Good day. Nice to meet you.
-告诉他…-我们正在讨论那件事。 -Tell him... -We were just talking about that business.
非常好。是的,是的。 Sehr gut. Ja,ja.
帐篷里教授。我岳父用现金“寄”给瑞士的银行。是的,是的。 -Gher Professor. My father-in-law 'send' 'marken', in cash, to the bank in Switzerland. -Ja, ja.
那我在旅馆见你。 I'll meet you at the hotel then.
我带着钱去旅馆。-到时候见。 -I'll come to the hotel with the money. -I'll see you then.
再见。 Bye.
-你都明白了吗?-我什么都明白。别担心。一切都好。 -Did you understand everything? -I understood everything. Don't worry. Everything's OK.
——他……？ 不要担心。 -Will he... ? -Don't worry.
教授，我按您的要求把国会的报告带来了。 Professor, I brought you the report for Congress, as you requested.
演讲持续20分钟左右。我说的是堕胎作为一个医学和社会问题。 The speech is for twenty minutes or so. I'm talking about abortion as a medical and social problem.
-嗯，你知道，生育控制，社会方面。我明白了。这正是我们所需要的。你做得很好。 -Well, you know, birth control, social aspects. -I understand. It's just what we need. You did a good job.
-此外，我还使用了一些关于Bartolini方法的信息。我明白了。 -Besides, I used some information about the method of Bartolini. -I see.
-天啊，他来了，还是一身白衣。别回头-出什么事了? -Oh Lord, he's here, dressed in white as always. Don't turn around -And what's wrong?
什么都没有。我只是不想让他看到我。我欠他的。不多，但我欠他的。 Nothing. I just don't want him to see me. I owe him. Not much, but I owe him.
-我不认为他那么需要那笔钱。-听着，他在找投资者。 -I don't think that he needs that money so badly. -Listen, he's seeking investors here.
但他在建自己的诊所。他为什么需要这些?我会向你解释诊所的一切。 -But he's building his own clinic.Why does he need all that? -I'll explain to you everything about that clinic.
圭多。-是的。 -Guido. -Yes.
我一直在到处找你。我们得谈谈。我明白了。 -I've been looking all over for you. We need to talk. -I see.
卡文迪什教授!提倡Natisone ! Professor Cavendish! Advocate Natisone!
很高兴认识你! Nice to meet you!
圭多!-怎么了? -Guido! -What's wrong now?
我们必须立即解决这个问题，否则我们会进监狱的。 We must resolve this issue immediately, otherwise we'll go to jail.
你还做过什么? What else have you done?
不要假装。都是你的错。你因为诈骗被抓了。诊所的建设被叫停了。 Don't pretend. It's all your fault. You got caught for fraud.The construction of the clinic is under arrest.
-我们被隔离了，你不明白吗?那我的钱呢?我在你身上投了很多钱。 -We've been sequestered, don't you get it? -And my money? I have so much money invested in you.
你哭着要钱?你最好想想，在监狱里谁会给你寄包裹。 You're crying for that money? You'd better think, who will send you packages in jail.
-好吧，好吧，我来解决。东东,思考。仔细想想。 -Ok, ok, I'll settle everything. -Think, think. And think carefully.
谁能想到这个人渣阿洛蒂会给我们带来这么大的麻烦。 Who would have thought that this scumbag Arlotti will give us such trouble.
当然，你欠他2亿命。 Of course, you owe him 200 million lire.
-你能跟他谈谈吗?-他疯了，他吓坏了。 -Do you think you could talk to him? -He's just crazy, he has freaked out.
然后你用那个婴儿故事骗了他快一年了。 And then you've been pulling his leg for almost a year with that baby-story.
顺便问一下，他妻子真的不孕吗? By the way, is his wife really barren?
贫瘠的吗?不，只是因为阿罗蒂抬不起来。 Barren? No, it's just because Arlotti can't get it up.
-我明白了，阿罗蒂不能把它举起来。-来吧，笑吧，在你对我做了那些事后。 -I see, Arlotti can't get it up. -Go ahead, laugh, after what you've done to me.
加吗?-谁给我带来的那个阿罗蒂? -Me? -And who brought me that Arlotti?
这和我有什么关系?我不是妇科医生，我是律师。我把他当作妇科医生来找你。 What have I got to do with that? I'm not a gynecologist, I'm a lawyer. I sent him to you as to a gynecologist.
此外，每个人都很高兴有机会通过他来清算这笔钱。 Besides, everyone was happy with the opportunity to clear that money through him.
有趣，我们卷入了一个非常有趣的故事，你和我。 Funny, we got involved into a very funny story, you and I.
我都想好了，一切由我来安排。 I thought it all up, I'll arrange everything.
-你只需要离开意大利2个月，3个月或更好的4个月。——吗? -You'll just have to leave Italy for 2, 3 or better 4 months. -How?
像每一个人。就像所有的总统、部长、副手和国王一样。 Like everybody. Like all the presidents, ministers, deputies and kings do.
-但你得找个不被引渡的地方。-我不能寻求政治庇护。 -But you need to find a place where they don't extradite. -I can't seek for political asylum.
那就找经济的吧。 Well then seek for the economical one.
如果我亲自和阿洛蒂谈呢?我给他打电话。 And what if I talk to Arlotti myself? I'll call him.
不要浪费你的时间。你最好想想该从哪里溜走。 Don't waste your time. You'd better think where to slip away.
你说得倒轻巧。 Easy for you to say.
诊所什么都没解决，仅此而已，但我的诊所呢?我不能失去它。 Nothing worked out with the clinic, and that's all there is to it, but what about my practice? I can't lose it.
-你说要多久?2 - 3个月。 -How much time you say? -2 or 3 months.
这是自杀。 It's a suicide.
我的实践就像一只下金蛋的母鸡。到那时，我的同事会把我所有的顾客都带走。 My practice is like a hen that lays the golden eggs. My colleagues will have all my customers taken away by that time.
-也许你有一个可以信任你工作的人?信任吗? -Perhaps you have someone whom you can trust your job? -Trust?
下午好! Good afternoon!
我在哪里可以找到?他要么是个十足的白痴，要么有种… Where can I find one? He has to be either a complete idiot or have balls to...
这一个吗?-看到那个人了吗? -Which one? -See that guy?
让走!我们不能失去他。等待! -Let's go! We mustn't lose him. -Wait!
等等!停! Wait! Stop!
医生!你是医生…医生……等等，让我记起来! -Doctor! -You're doctor... doctor... wait, let me remember!
佛朗哥Giovanardi。-对,对吧! -Franco Giovanardi. -Right, right!
-你一眼就认出我来了。-你知道我是谁吗? -You recognized me at once. -And do you know who I am?
Guido Lo Bianco教授。 Professor Guido Lo Bianco.
——我吗?-现在我不记得了。 -And me? -Now that I can't remember.
当然。我们彼此不认识。提倡Natisone。-很高兴认识你。 -Of course. We don't know each other. Advocate Natisone. -Nice to meet you.
大家一起说这件事很紧急。 Let's talk. It's an urgent matter.
你很幸运。你可以说你是含着银汤匙出生的。 You're very lucky. You can say you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth.
你在医院挣多少钱?每个月。 How much do you make in your hospital? Per month.
每个月?3或4。 Per month? 3 or 4.
每月3-4百万?不，3-4千人。 -3-4 million per month? -No, 3-4 thousand lire.
-什么白痴?-什么? -What a moron? -What?
-我说得这么少?-这是标准价格。 -I said so little? -That's the standard rate.
我每天收到40万条人命。 And I get 400 thousand lire a day.
-不。-是的。 -No. -Yes.
你会看到。 You'll see.
当你做我的工作时，这是很自然的。 When you have my job, it's natural.
-是吗?-是的。 -Yes? -Yes.
那么，我五点钟在我办公室见你。不要迟到。我有急事要走。 So, I'll see you in my office at five o'clock. Don't be late. I need to leave urgently.
-我的上帝，原谅我。我太兴奋了。——不要! -My God, forgive me. I'm so excited. -Don't be!
-有没有什么办法可以推迟出发的时间?-如果他做了，他会被抓的。 -Isn't there any way to postpone that departure somehow? -If he does, he'll get nailed.
-为什么?——就在开玩笑吧? -Why? -Just kidding?
交易。 Deal.
-这次是个男孩。你快乐吗?-是的，我是。 -This time it will be a boy. Are you happy? -Yes, I am.
-谢谢你，医生。抱歉，我只是不知道该把它们交给谁。-别担心，女士。是我的荣幸 -Thank you, doctor. Sorry, I just didn't know whom to leave them with. -Don't worry, Senora. It's my pleasure
-她来了。-那个小流氓。 -And here she is. -That little rascal.
-快点，快走。-快点，快走。 -Come on, move. -Come on, move.
所有的孩子都一样。他们的手指真笨。-幸好有你在，乔凡娜。 -All the children are the same. They sure have sticky fingers. -Luckily I have you here, Giovanna.
-下一个是谁?加,医生。 -So, who's next? -Me, doctor.
这不是医院，这是妓院。 This is not a hospital, it's a brothel.
你好，这里是乔凡纳迪医生的办公室。 Hello, yes, this is doctor Giovanardi's office.
快点。我丈夫很快就要回来了。如果晚餐还没准备好，我就不干了。 Hurry. Soon my husband will return. If the dinner isn't ready, I'm done.
是你吗，夫人?你丈夫现在很忙。 Is that you, senora? Your husband's busy now.
你已经在罗马了吗? Are you already in Rome?
我明白了，你是来休息的。 I see, you came to have some rest.
你知道你丈夫是个圣人。保险医学的工作只是一种职业。 You know your husband is just a holy man. The job in insurance medicine is simply a vocation.
-就这些吗?-当你开始谈论你丈夫的时候，我就失去了说话的能力。 -Was that all? -When you start talking about your husband, I lose the ability to do it.
-我以为这会让你兴奋。看看那头猪对我做了什么。-他有河马一样的嘴巴。 -I thought that would get you excited. Look what that pig has done to me. -He has a mouth of a hippopotamus.
不是你想的那样。只是因为衬衫没烫。 It's not what you thought. It's just because the shirt wasn't ironed.
越来越好了。别出声，不然他们会听见的。别动，宝贝。到我这儿来。 It's getting better and better. Be silent, otherwise they'll hear us. Don't move, baby. Come to me.
该死的!你快把我逼疯了。 Damn it! You're driving me crazy.
到我这儿来。到我这儿来。 Come to me. Come to me.
很伤我的心。到我这儿来。到我这儿来。 Hurts. Come to me. Come to me.
我们这里自然是同一家妓院。 We naturally have the same brothel here.
我想说的是，我们有很多人进进出出。 I wanted to say we have a lot of people coming and going.
到我身边来，我的宝贝。我工作了一整天，至少能和你玩会儿吗? Come to me, my baby. I've been working all day long, can I at least have some fun with you?
转一圈，转一圈。 Turn around a little, turn around.
请给我一些镇定剂，否则我就不能再工作了。 Give me something sedative, please, otherwise I won't be able to work any more.
当然，医生。在这里，耐心是不够的。有些客户只是一个持续的压力。 Of course doctor. No patience can be enough in here. Some clients are simply a continuous stress.
但工作比什么都重要，不是吗? But the work is above anything else, isn't it?
尤其是，这么辛苦的工作。俗话说…… Especially, such a hard work. As the saying goes...
乔凡娜!我明白了。 -Giovanna! -I understand.
我们走对了一步，这就是我们需要的。 We made a right move, that's what we need.
不管怎样，圭多，别担心，这是个理想的选择。大家都会相信他的。 Anyway, Guido, don't you worry, it's an ideal candidate. Everybody will believe him.
一切都很完美。见到你。 Everything's just perfect. See you.
不要让局面脱离你的控制。 Don't leave the situation out of your hands.
你说的“处境”指的是谁? Whom do you mean by the word ''situation''?
-你刚刚说有些事不能放手。-哦，对不起。 -You just said something shouldn't be left out of one's hand. -Oh, I'm sorry.
对不起，我只是强迫你下班后留下来。 I'm sorry, I'm just forcing you to stay after the work.
如果我有这么漂亮的妻子和这么丑的秘书…… If I had such a beautiful wife and such an ugly secretary ...
但是没有。那个可怕的秘书也必须得到报酬。 But no. The terrible secretary also must be paid.
这种方式既有益又令人兴奋。你是我的妻子，你很漂亮。 And this way it's both beneficial and excitant. You're my wife, and you're beautiful.
不仅仅是美丽。 More than just beautiful.
非常漂亮。你是我妻子，对吧?我的美丽吗? Very beautiful. You're my wife, right? My beauty?
-你可以用秘书骗我?加吗? -You could cheat me with a secretary? -Me?
看在上帝的份上。 For heaven's sake.
你吻了我的鼻子。 You kissed me on the nose.
什么底部? What a bottom?
是谁? Who is it?
你说谁在那儿是什么意思?是我，房东。 What do you mean, who's there? It's me, the landlord.
-我们锁上门是为了避免意外。惊喜吗?什么惊喜? -We locked the door to avoid surprises. -Surprises? What surprises?
我不会告诉你的。-你到底是谁? -I won't tell you. -And who the hell are you?
-迪诺，是谁?-我是你丈夫。 -Dino, who is it? -It's your husband.
-你好。-你好。 -Hi. -Hi.
我应该说‘天哪，是你丈夫’。 I should have said 'Oh God, it's your husband'.
这不是很有趣吗? Isn't that funny?
对我来说不是。 Not to me.
这就是盗墓者本人吗? Is this the tomb plunderer himself?
迪诺是一位著名的考古学家。他在瑞士卖双耳罐很成功。 Dino is a famous archaeologist. He is quite successfully selling amphoras in Switzerland.
好吧，这是你的事，但如果我在瑞士抓到他… Ok it's your business, but if I catch him in Switzerland...
多么好的惊喜啊? What a nice surprise?
你什么时候回来?-晚上9点。 -When will you be back? -At 9 p.m.
表现自己。 Behave yourself.
冷静下来。你怎么了? Calm down. What's wrong with you?
你忘了我们的协议吗? Did you forget our agreement?
丈夫和妻子之间不允许有任何接触。-我以为婚姻会改变你。 -No contacts between husband and wife. -I thought the marriage will change you.
-而且，迪诺在这里。-让他看。至少他会学会怎么做。 -Besides, Dino's here. -Let him watch. At least he'll learn how to do it.
你们俩在干什么? What are you two doing?
-他来了。该死的。 -There he comes. -Damn it.
看恐龙。如果你需要离开，不要害羞。走了。一切都很好。 Look Dino. If you need to go, don't be shy. Go. Everything's fine.
是的，你可以去，迪诺。当你倾家荡产时，给我打电话。 Yes, you can go, Dino. When you sell out everything, call me.
见到你。代我向你丈夫问好。 See you. Say 'hello' to your husband for me.
去你妈的。 Fuck you.
混蛋。 Asshole.
-佛朗哥，你怎么了?陪他去吧。-是吗?然后呢? -Franco, what's wrong with you? Go accompany him. -Yeah? And then what?
既然你站在那儿，为什么不帮我一把呢? Since you're standing there, why don't you give me a hand?
-为什么要?这是你的问题。我的问题。这些钱都给谁了? -Why should I? It's your problem. -My problems. And whom does the money go to?
-很多钱?-所以你感兴趣了? -Lots of money? -So you got interested?
不，我才不管呢。该死,疼。 No, I don't give a shit. Damn, hurts.
太棒了!继续，打破这一切。 Great! Go on, break it all.
小心，这些东西很易碎。 Careful, these things are very fragile.
好的，我会小心的。来吧，聪明人，打开袋子。 Ok, I'll be careful. Go on, smart guy, open the bag.
这是一个很好的工作。 That's a good work.
去吧，别告诉任何人你来过这里。如果他们阻止你，告诉他们你是圣诞老人。 Go and don't tell anybody you were here. If they stop you, tell them you are the Santa Claus.
我差点忘了。爸爸，让你给他回电话。 I almost forgot. Dad, asked you to call him back.
你能早点打电话吗?我已经等了半个小时了。 Could you telephone earlier? I've waiting for half an hour.
是的，他在这儿。 Yes, he's here.
他准备好了。在椅子上睡着了。 He's ready. Asleep in the chair.
也许他没睡着，只是假装听到了我们在说他。 And may be he's not asleep, but pretending to hear what we're talking about him.
你根本不知道他喝了多少酒。 You have no idea, how much that alcoholic drinks.
明天他们会在机场拦下他，以走私酒的罪名强迫他缴纳罚款。 Tomorrow they'll stop him at the airport and force to pay a fine for smuggling alcohol.
我不会说他吃了多少。 I'm not saying how much he ate.
他打呼噜像个骑兵。 He snores like a trooper.
如果他醒不过来，我们就把他留在这里。 If he doesn't wake up, we'll have to leave him here.
我们同意明天早上你和……一起去旅馆。 We agreed that tomorrow morning you will go to the hotel with ...
什么都别说，什么都别说。你会喜欢他的，比如说，邮票，邮票。 Not a word, don't say a word. You'll take to him, let's say, the stamps, the postage stamps.
你知道我在国会发生了什么吗? Do you know what happened to me in Congress?
你是怎么弄丢那几页的，白痴? How did you manage to lose those pages, you idiot?
白痴。我教过你什么? Cretin. What did I teach you?
-对不起，爸爸，我只是走投无路。-别叫我“爸爸”。 -Sorry daddy, I'm just desperate. -Stop calling me 'daddy'.
佛朗哥来了。 And here comes Franco.
-你好。下午改善情况。 -Hello. -Good afternoon.
我两分钟后就来，阿罗蒂女士。 I'll be with you in 2 minutes, Senora Arlotti.
我已经介绍过你了吗?你可以在任何事情上依靠她。 Have I already introduced you? You can depend on her in everything.
你在这儿收吗? Do you receive here?
-是的。-好的，我知道了。就像一座别墅。 -Yes. -Ok, I got it. It's like a villa.
-我告诉过你。-当然。 -I told you. -Sure.
现在一切由你支配。别拘束。 Now everything is at your disposal. Make yourself comfortable.
帕梅拉，再给我们来一杯威士忌。 Pamela, bring us another whiskey.
-谢谢，圭多，我不喝酒。无稽之谈。 -No thanks, Guido, I don't drink. -Nonsense.
-我不习惯。-一点酒精不会伤害任何人。它增加了压强。 -I'm not used to that. -A little alcohol will not hurt anyone. It increases the pressure.
这是一个很好的开始。我已经在打针了，现在我还得喝酒。 That's a fine start. I was already on needles, and now I'll also have to drink.
听着，弗兰科，帕梅拉会向你解释的。 Listen Franco, Pamela will explain everything to you.
和她在一起你不会出错的。 You can't go wrong with her.
我明白了。 I got it.
我必须撕下来。 I have to tear off.
我知道你必须撕下来，但是圭多我还没决定要不要接受。 I understand you have to tear off, but Guido I haven't yet decided whether to accept it or not.
你还没决定吗? Haven't you decided yet?
好吧，我来做。 Well, I'll do it.
-我们需要停止治疗。-不，我丈夫会很不高兴的。 -We need to stop the treatment. -Oh no, my husband will be very displeased.
我明白，但我得走了，我阿姨病了。我要离开这里，我的副手。 I understand, but I need to leave, my aunt is sick. I'm leaving here my deputy.
是谁?跟你一起进来的那位先生? And who is it? The gentleman that came in with you?
是的，对不起，我有急事。 Yes, now excuse me, I'm in a hurry.
不，等等，如果你为他担保，我可以继续治疗。 No wait, if you vouch for him, I can continue with the treatment.
当然，我保证。他是一位优秀的专家。 Sure I vouch. He is an excellent specialist.
你不会失望的，我向你保证，他完全听候你的差遣。 You will not be disappointed, I assure you, he is at your complete disposal.
这里的病人大多是反复无常的，他们自己发明了不同的疾病。 Patients are mostly capricious here, they invent their different diseases themselves.
他们喜欢说话，最有趣的是，他们中的许多人不介意…… They like to talk, and the most interesting thing is that many of them won't mind to...
听着，帕梅拉，这里有人真的需要妇科医生吗? Listen Pamela, and is there anybody here who really needs a gynecologist?
让我看看。对了，阿洛蒂女士，她已经来了。 Let me see. Yes, senora Arlotti, by the way, she's already here.
是的，我见过她。 Yes, I've seen her.
无论如何。 Anyway.
让我们来看看。 Let's see.
18点，巴代丽伯爵夫人，18点30，贝洛塔夫人。 At 18:00 countess Badineri, at 18:30 Senora Belotta.
9点，参议员莉诺的妻子。 At 1 9:00 the senator Lenore's wife.
顺便说一句，你见过的阿罗蒂女士，和其他人不一样。 By the way, senora Arlotti you've seen, is not like the others.
你这话是什么意思? What do you mean by that?
她太谦虚，太封闭，她太年轻就嫁给了一个比她大得多的男人，所以她一直是处女。 She is too modest, closed, she was too young when she married a man who was much older than her, and so she remained a virgin.
-如果你准备好了，我就打给她。-谢谢。 -So if you're ready, I'll call her. -Thank you.
好运！ Good luck!
所以，小姑娘，乖一点，我来看看你的肚子。 So, young lady, be a nice girl, I'll just take a look at your tummy.
我是医生，别怕我。 I'm a doctor, don't be afraid of me.
我可以叫你的名字吗? Can I call you by name?
是蒂娜吧? Tina, isn't it?
现在蒂娜会是个好女孩，她会让我看看…… Now Tina will be a nice girl and will let me have a look at ...
医生!-是的。 -Doctor! -Yes.
不好意思，你为什么用一种弱智的口吻跟我说话? Excuse me, but why are you talking to me as if I'm a retarded child?
我知道关于男女关系的一切，以及异性恋的色情游戏。 I know everything about the relationship between men and women, and heterosexual erotic games.
终于有人笑了。 Finally someone smiled.
我丈夫带我去见了一些严肃的教授，太可怕了。 My husband took me to some serious professors, it was awful.
其实他们是我尊敬的同事，你不觉得羞耻吗? Actually they are my esteemed colleagues, aren't you ashamed?
那些愁眉苦脸的无聊老头，不，你和他们不一样。 Those boring old men with gloomy faces, no, you are not like them.
医生，我可以脱衣服吗? Doctor, shall I undress?
是的，我认为你应该去。你得脱衣服。 Yes, I think you should. You have to undress.
我已经习惯了。 I'm used to that.
我已经做了两年了。 I've been doing it for 2 years.
你说话就像个专业脱衣舞娘。 You talk as if you are a professional stripper.
好笑吗? Is that funny?
当他们用沾满汗水的爪子刺探你时，我希望你能站在我的位置上。 I'd like to see you in my place when they are probing you with those sweaty muddy paws.
告诉我，阿洛蒂女士，或者，如果可以的话，叫蒂娜! Tell me, senora Arlotti, or, if I may, Tina!
你有什么不满? What are your complaints?
我丈夫很想要个孩子。 My husband really wants a child.
我们结婚两年了，什么都没发生。 We've been married for 2 years, and nothing.
我明白了。 I see.
你多久有一次……嗯… And how often are you having ... well...
你和你丈夫多久做一次……？ How often are you and your husband making ... ?
我想只在每个月的第一个星期天。 I think only on first Sundays of each month.
我在上面。 With me on top.
别拘束。 Make yourself comfortable.
下午好，教授。 Good afternoon, professor.
你儿子现在很忙。 Your son is busy now.
你能问问他什么时候有空吗? Could you ask him when he'll be free?
我会的。 Sure I will.
医生，你爸爸来了。他很生气。 Doctor, your dad is here. He's very angry.
不要说“爸爸”。告诉他是马松教授。 Don't say 'dad'.Tell him it's professor Massone.
马松教授来找过你。 Professor Massone came to see you.
要花很长时间吗? Will it take long?
亲爱的爸爸，我是说，马松教授。下午好! Dear daddy, I mean, professor Massone. Good afternoon!
我给你带了点东西，让你转交给瑞士人。我们能进你的办公室谈谈吗? I brought you something, so that you pass it to the Swiss. Could we step into your office for a minute?
不，我们不能。我的病人正在那里穿衣服。 No, we can't. My patient is dressing there.
万一瑞士人走了，我这里有所有的… In case that Swiss leaves, I've got in here all the ...
所有的邮票。 all the postage stamps.
怎么啦？你是说整个系列吗? What? You mean the complete series?
什么系列?噢,是的。是的,当然。以朱塞佩·加里波第为图案的邮资系列。马松系列。 What series? Oh yes. Yes, sure. The postage series with the image of Giuseppe Garibaldi.The Massone collection.
不管怎样，今天你必须……嗯，你知道的。 Anyway, today you must ... Well, you know.
意大利系列赛。把它带到酒店给他。瑞士航班今天11点整起飞。 The Italian Series.Take it to him at the hotel.The Swiss flies today precisely at 1 1 :00.
——谁?我吗?-我不确定。 -Who? Me? -Well not me for sure.
-好的。我会拿给他的。-我已经等你两个小时了。我不会在这里过夜的。 -Ok. I'll take it to him. -It's already 2 hours I've been waiting for you. I'm not going to spend the night here.
-但我们半小时前才开门。-这不会成功的。 -But we opened the office only half an hour ago. -This is not going to work out.
打扰一下，女士。你预约了吗? Excuse me senora. And did you make an appointment?
我不知道我还得做一个。 I didn't know I had to make one.
Guellecci女士就要来了。她已经预约了。 Senora Guellecci is about to come. She has made an appointment.
是的，我记得她。 Yes, I remember her.
我有急事。我丈夫去蒙特罗通多了，所以我决定带那个女孩来。 I have an urgent matter. My husband has left for Monterotondo, so I decided to bring the girl.
女士，我们也得去个地方。你为什么不明天再来呢? Senora, we need to go to some place too. Why don't you come back tomorrow?
好吧。我给那女孩检查一下，然后再去那里。 All right. I'll examine the girl and then go there.
我很担心我的女儿。她的乳房肿起来了。她太痛苦了。 I'm worried for my daughter. Her breast has become swollen. She's suffering so much.
我真的应该给她检查一下，然后我还有时间。 I should really examine her and then I'll still have time.
是的，但我这里有记号。我有急事。我们要做什么? Yes but I have marks in here. It's urgent business. What are we going to do?
我给那女孩检查一下，让她妈妈冷静下来，然后我就走。 I'll examine the girl, let her mom calm down, and then I'll go.
不，我不想让这家伙检查我。 No, I don't want this one to examine me.
-你说的这个人是指我吗?-是的。 -By 'this one' you meant me? -Yes.
-为什么?-因为他的脸不能激发我的信心。 -Why? -Because his face doesn't inspire confidence in me.
可怜的女孩。有这样一张脸，他怎么能激发信心呢?我也不同情他。 Poor girl. With such a face like this how can he inspire confidence? I don't sympathize with him either.
我建议你去咨询其他妇科医生。这样我们就能解决问题了。 I would advise you to consult another gynecologist. That way we'll solve the problem.
我们应该尽快上飞机。我们都是交通的受害者。到处都是交通堵塞。 -We should get into a plane soon. -We are all victims of transport. With such traffic jams everywhere.
-你是妇科医生吗?-你不能这么说吗? -Are you a gynecologist? -Can't you say that?
你想让妇科医生给你检查一下吗?-当然。 -Would you like that gynecologist to examine you? -Sure.
-你妈妈不在这里。你可以放松。——最后一次。 -Your mom is not here. You can relax. -At last.
现在继续。脱下衣服，躺在沙发上。 Now go on. Undress and lie down on the couch.
你为什么要洗手? Why do you wash your hands?
因为这需要卫生。也是因为习惯，因为…… Because this requires hygiene. Also by force of habit because...
脱掉所有的东西。 Take off everything.
怎么啦？ What?
我不知道。你穿的是什么? I don't know. What are you wearing?
脱下你的内裤。 Take off your panties.
-我不会脱掉任何东西。-为什么? -I'm not going to take anything off. -Why?
因为我什么都不穿。 Because I don't wear anything.
你不? You don't?
不。你看，它过时了，不流行了。此外，在这些丝绸裙下穿内裤只会让人不舒服。 No. You see, it's outdated and out of fashion. Besides under these silk skirts panties only cause discomfort.
嗯，我还是穿三角裤。 Well, I still wear briefs.
可笑的是。 Funnily enough.
也没人穿胸罩。 Nobody wears bra either.
但我认为有些人仍然这样认为。 But I think some still do.
没人知道，我向你保证。连我都不穿胸罩。 Nobody does, I assure you. Even I don't wear bra.
在这儿,看到了吗?-姑娘，你说呢? -Here, see? -Girlie, what do you say?
你想让我歇斯底里吗? Do you want me to go off into hysterics?
-然后离开我的大脑?-不。 -And out of my mind? -No.
然后把自己盖好。 Then cover yourself.
你害羞吗? Are you shy?
给你看我的肯定不好意思。我在说什么? I would surely be embarrassed to show you mine. What am I saying?
系好扣子!看看你自己吧!去吧! Button yourself up! Just look at yourself! Go on!
我们不要再想这件事了。-你确定你没有在想这个吗? -Let's not think about it any longer. -Are you sure you aren't thinking about that?
看,少女。 Look, girlie.
你的腿怎么了?你疯了吗? What are you doing with your leg? Are you insane?
他对她做了什么? What is he doing to her?
你觉得他会对她做什么?当然是考试。 What do you think he's supposed to do to her? Examining, of course.
——很长时间吗?-只要有需要，他就会给她检查。冷静下来。 -That long? -He will examine her as long as it's required. Calm down.
圣母啊，要花多长时间? Holy Madonna, how long will it take?
我已经说过"只要需要" I already said 'as long as it's required'
太太呢?-是的。 -Senora? -Yes.
你现在可以进来了。 You can come in now.
给你妈妈开门。 Open the door to your mother.
请进，夫人。 Please come in, senora.
不，别关门。你在外面等着。 No, don't close. You wait outside.
-你为什么要把她赶出去?-我没有。我只是让她在外面等着。 -Why are you turning her out of doors? -I'm not. I just asked her to wait outside.
-请告诉我残酷的真相。-这就是我打电话给你的原因。 -Please tell me the brutal truth. -That's why I called you.
你看，你女儿还是处男。 Well, you see, your daughter is a virgin.
感谢主耶稣! Thank you Jesus!
但这还不是全部。 But that's not all.
她怀孕了，已经两个月了。 She's pregnant, for two months already.
怀孕吗?怀孕。 -Pregnant? -Pregnant.
-两个月?-是的。 -For 2 months? -Yes.
-处女和孕妇?-是的。 -Virgin and pregnant? -Yes.
所以她就像麦当娜。 So she's like Madonna.
是的，就像麦当娜。你只需要找到圣约瑟夫，等待圣诞节的到来。 Yes, like Madonna.You only have to find St. Joseph and wait for Christmas.
那个岛很远。自然。 -That island is very far. -Naturally.
-地图上都没标出来。——。 -It's not even marked on the map. -Great.
现在请在这里签名。 Now please sign here.
这是一份以乔凡纳第的名义签发的无限期授权书。 This is the power of attorney for an indefinite period made out in name of Giovanardi.
我们的老朋友。 Our old friend.
上帝亲自派这个人来找你。 God himself sent this guy to you.
我们要跟他开个玩笑。 We'll play a joke on him.
来吧，签字。我们不要浪费时间了。 Go on, sign. Let's not waste any time.
我几乎同意。 I almost agree.
不要想，只要签字。别忘了把车钥匙留给我。 Don't think, just sign. And don't forget to leave me the car keys.
-奔驰车的钥匙?-我们写他的名字，车就保住了。 -Keys to the Mercedes? -We'll write it in his name, and the car is saved.
可以去吗?我抓住它了。-还有一件事。这很重要。 -See? I've got it cinched. -One more thing. It's very important.
-我需要一些货币。-不大便。 -I'll need some currency. -No shit.
你能给我至少换一张支票吗? Can you change at least 1 check for me?
拜托，就一点点。 Please,just a little bit.
圭多!请。 Guido! Please.
多漂亮的手啊?! What a beautiful hand?!
它讲述了大自然和坚强的意志。你是金牛座吗? It tells of the nature and strong will. Are you Taurus?
你猜对了!我是。 You have guessed right! I am.
我是处女。看一看。 I'm Virgin.Take a look.
不是现在。 Not now.
你是说星座吗? Did you mean the zodiac sign?
我明白了。 I see.
拜托，不是那个。 Please, not that.
戈弗雷多也一直用橡胶。 Goffredo also uses rubber all the time.
这么说你丈夫是个传统主义者? So your husband is a traditionalist?
戈弗雷多不是我丈夫。我丈夫是摩羯座。 Goffredo is not my husband. My husband is Capricorn.
我相信他是。 I'm sure he is.
戈夫多是射手座。 Goffredo is Sagittarius.
每个人都知道射手座必须进入少女。 And everybody knows that Sagittarius must enter the maiden.
是的，这很自然。 Yes, it's natural.
但他已经三天没碰我了。 But he hasn't been touching me for three days already.
真的吗? Really?
也许他改变了偏好? Maybe he changed his preference?
但可能不会，因为天王星还没有进入… But probably not, because Uranus has not yet entered...
现在让我们来看看金星的丘。 Now let's have a look at the mound of Venus.
不。 No.
我不是以医生的身份问你，而是以男人的身份。 I want to ask you not as a doctor, but as a man.
请吻我。 Kiss me, please.
这样行吗? Will that do?
困难。 Harder.
这样可以吗? Was that OK?
更多。 More.
躺到沙发上吧，夫人。可能会有人进来。 Lie down on the sofa senora. Someone might come in.
带我去吧，医生。带我。 Take me, doctor. Take me.
我会尽我最大的努力。 I'll try as hard as I can.
我能感觉到水星在上升。 I can feel Mercury rising.
履行你作为医生的职责。你真是个金牛座。 Fulfill your duty as a doctor. What a Taurus you are.
那么接下来的十年呢? And what about the decade?
-什么?你想看看星座运势吗?-告诉我那个年代。 -What? Do you want to check the horoscope? -Tell me the decade.
33. 33.
打扰一下，医生。今天做爱真是太糟糕了。 Excuse me doctor. It's just horrible to make love today.
你知道今天普鲁托尼会在金星的光环下吗? Do you know that today Plutone will be in the aura ofVenus?
该死的，那个普卢顿。 Damn him, that Plutone.
脱下衣服躺下。 Undress and lie down.
注意你的语气?洛·比安科先生可不是这么做的。他怎么能离开你这样的副警长? Watch your tone? Signor Lo Bianco didn't act that way. How could he leave a deputy like you?
如果不适合你，穿好衣服，别浪费我的时间。 If this doesn't serve your turn, get dressed and don't waste my time.
没人会相信我的。我又不是兽医院里的牛。 No one will believe me. I'm not a cow at veterinarian's.
我看了你的病史你很健康，就像你的前任一样。 I watched your medical history. You are totally healthy, like the one that came before you.
我不允许别人嘲笑我，我说得清楚了吗? I will not allow to jeer at me, do I make myself clear?
你在吼我什么?你能把后面抬起来吗? What are you yelling at me? Could you please raise the back?
没错，亲爱的。现在检查我。 That's right, darling. Now examine me.
保持冷静。不要紧张。让我看看你有什么本事。 Stay cool. Don't be nervous. Show me what you're made of.
累了吗? Tired?
真是糟糕的一天! What a bitch of a day!
你今晚要做什么?去看电影? What are you doing tonight? Going to the movies?
不可能。我要回家，吃点零食，然后上床睡觉。 No way. I'll go home, have a snack and go to bed.
我知道你是个宅男。 I understand you're a homebody.
原谅我。我需要改变。 Excuse me. I need to change.
如果你愿意，我可以开车送你回家。我们可以一起吃晚饭。 If you want, I could drive you home. We can have dinner together.
我不能。我男朋友今天在等我。 I can't. My boyfriend is waiting for me today.
他是个嫉妒心极强的人。 He is a terribly jealous type.
嗯… Well...
他说得对。我该如何控制自己? he's right about that. How can I contain myself?
毫无疑问，这份工作有它的乐趣。 Undoubtedly this work has its pleasures.
经济效益和所有其他优势。 Economic benefits and all the other advantages.
你说的没错每天有3万人死亡。 You bet! 30.000 lire per day.
你说什么?我没明白。 What did you say? I didn't get it.
不，我什么都没说。 No, I didn't say anything.
顺便说一下，医生，我总是忘记问你是否打高尔夫球。 By the way, doctor, I always forget to ask you if you're playing golf.
怎么啦？ What?
你打高尔夫球吗? Do you play golf?
我做了好几次。我不可能进入这个领域。 I did several times.There's no way I could get into the field.
遗憾。圭多先生以前每周一都玩。 Pity. Senor Guido used to play every Monday.
选择专属的社会，正确的联系方式。 Selected exclusive society, right contacts.
这么多有钱又有趣的人。 So many rich and interesting people.
这是做生意所必需的。 It's simply necessary for business.
你会发现，他们会一直邀请你。 You'll see, they'll invite you all the time.
你喜欢吗? Do you like it?
一切都清楚了。我是个混蛋。 Everything's clear. I'm an asshole.
该死的。 Damn it.
你是谁? Who are you?
-你是Guido Lo Bianco教授的副手吗?-是的。 -Are you the deputy of professor Guido Lo Bianco? -Yes.
我跟那事一点关系都没有。 I have nothing to do with that.
那么谁来为这一切买单呢? So who is going to pay for all this?
对不起，我不太明白你在说什么。 I'm sorry but I don't quite understand what you're talking about.
你不?你能理解吗? You don't? Will you understand this?
圭多给我的2亿过期支票。 The overdue checks for 200 million that Guido gave to me.
那三亿呢，我自掏腰包付给建筑公司的。 And what about the 300 million, which I laid out my own pocket to pay the construction company.
Arlotti吗? Arlotti?
是的，我是。我Arlotti。 Yes, I am. I'm Arlotti.
-看起来这并没有太困扰你。哮喘。 -It seems it doesn't bother you too much. -Certainly.
从来没有人能骗过我。我不会让你骗我的。我会砸碎一切。 No one has ever managed to deceive me. I will not allow you to fool me. I'll smash everything.
-你不必太担心。-这与你无关。 -You shouldn't worry so much. -That's no concern of yours.
我告诉过你不要太担心。 I told you that you shouldn't worry too much.
心动过速。小心些而已。 Tachycardia. Be careful.
大概是每分钟130到140次。如果你不好好照顾自己，你会心脏病发作的，阿罗蒂也就完了。 Probably 1 30, 1 40 beats per minute. If you don't take care of yourself, you'll get a heart attack and bye-bye Arlotti.
我该怎么办，医生? What shall I do, doc?
首先，停止担忧，停止饮酒，戒烟。 First of all, stop worrying, stop drinking, quit smoking.
不,从来没有。我很抱歉，医生，但你必须给我一个孩子。 No, never. I'm very sorry doctor, but you must give me a child.
加吗?-是的。 -Me? -Yes.
看到了吗?当你紧张的时候，你开始胡言乱语。 See? When you're nervous you start babbling.
这里会有一个很好的家庭娱乐室。 There will be a nice family room in here.
没有家庭娱乐室了吗?不会有任何诊所。 There won't be any family room? There won't be any clinic.
你给我妻子做了检查。我想要个孩子。照顾好它。我付了全额。 You've examined my wife. I want a baby. Take care of it. I paid in full.
-我不确定我能不能。-你当然可以。不要谦虚。你是个优秀的专家。 -I'm not sure if I can. -Surely you can. Don't be modest.You're an excellent specialist.
我带她去了很多地方，苏黎世、维也纳、伦敦、巴黎、日内瓦。 I took her everywhere, to Zurich,Vienna, London, Paris, Geneva.
我甚至带她去见了那个老白痴，马松。 I even took her to that old moron, Massone.
-我岳父?-对不起，我不知道。 -My father in law? -I'm sorry, I didn't know that.
——很好。-他们都不够胜任。我不会吝惜给我儿子的任何资金。 -That's Ok. -All of them are not competent enough. I won't begrudge any funds for my son.
我一开始就为他建了这家医院。要是罗·比安科不是这样的混蛋就好了…… I built this hospital in the first place for him. If only Lo Bianco were not such a bastard ...
真遗憾!投资了5亿美元，却一无所获。 What a pity? $ 500 million invested and all came to nothing.
我很想和你谈谈那件事，但不幸的是我得走了。 I'd love to talk to you about that, but unfortunately I've got to go.
富人也有他们的怪癖。 The wealthy have their quirks too.
中国话乔凡娜……你有客人。他在等你。 -Hello Giovanna... -You have a visitor. He's waiting for you.
检查员吗? The inspector?
你完全累坏了吗? Are you completely worn out?
-Giovanna，你想说什么?-对不起，我不想冒犯你。 -Giovanna, what are you getting at? -Sorry, I didn't want to offend you.
请把航海日志给我。 Give me the log book, please.
日志的书吗?-是时候恢复办公室的秩序了。 -Log book? -It's time to restore order in this office.
塞西莉亚小姐要来了，楼上的小姐，鱼贩的妻子…… There are about to come lady Cecilia, lady from the upper floor, the wife of the fishmonger ...
这样就行了，乔凡娜。 That will do, Giovanna.
今天到此为止。 Enough for today.
-最近怎么样，我亲爱的探长?-说它很糟糕。 -How is it going, my dear inspector? -Say it's bad.
-是你的肝脏吗?医生，这里说你有715个门诊病人。 -Is it your liver? -Doctor, it says here that you have had 71 5 outpatients.
-我们别谈这个了。不，我们谈谈。 -Let's not talk about it. -No, let's talk.
775名门诊病人，扣除休息日后，每天有28名病人。 71 5 outpatients, after the deduction of day offs it turns out 28 patients per day.
-是的，我做了很多工作!-你打破了记录。 -Yeah, I've done quite a work! -You're a record breaker.
但你的记录不会被卫生委员会批准-为什么不呢? -But your record will not be approved by the Health Committee. -Why not?
如果我们讨论细节，情况会更糟。 If we go into details, it will be even worse.
让我们以第一个客户机为例。 Let's take the 1 st client for example.
Cesaroni Antonietta。 Cesaroni Antonietta.
7绑架。 7 kidnappings.
怀疑异位妊娠。 Suspicion of ectopic pregnancy.
宫外孕?肯定会有人怀疑，因为那位女士已经79岁了。 Ectopic pregnancy? There certainly could be suspicions, because that senora is 79 years old.
我绝对不会给她的。 I would never give it to her.
医生，我得写一份报告。那这能行吗? Doctor, I will have to write a report. So is it going to work out?
我知道怎么做。毕竟我们是在意大利。我们做个交易。你在做你的工作，我在做我的… I know how. We're in Italy after all. We'll make a deal. You're doing your job, I'm doing mine...
-医生，我这里疼。严重吗?-希望不会。我来看看。 -Doctor, I have a sore down here. Is it serious? -Let's hope not. I'll take a look.
好吧，我去脱衣服。 Ok, I'll undress.
快，脱衣服。 Go on, undress.
这都是因为我丈夫，皮皮诺。他像个魔鬼一样，整天疯疯癫癫的。 It's all because of my husband, Peppino. He is running wild all the time just like the devil.
你们一周多久见一次面?我们实际上住在一起。 -How often do you meet during the week? -We actually live together.
我知道，我是说晚上见面。 I know that, I meant meeting at night.
你是说他干我的频率吗?一直都是。 You mean how often he fucks me? All the time.
看那个庇皮诺。 Look at that Peppino.
我不会责怪他，我不能说我不满意。 I would not try blame him, I can't say I'm dissatisfied.
疼吗? Does it hurt?
-我知道现在很疼。-有一点。 -I know it hurts now. -A little bit.
——现在?-也疼。 -And now? -It hurts as well.
那个庇皮诺很淘气。 That Peppino is very naughty.
-我伯爵。——谁? -I'm Peppino. -Who?
-我妻子在里面。-噢，他们马上就要结束了。进来。 -My wife's inside. -Oh, they're about to finish. Come in.
每升水两汤匙，一天三次。 Two tablespoons per liter of water, three times a day.
-医生，它苦吗?不需要喝，用注射器就可以了。 -Doctor, is it bitter? -No need to drink it, just syringe.
——很长时间吗?够长了，夫人。 -How long? -Long enough, senora.
进来。 Come in.
我可以吗? May I?
一切都很好。别担心。 Everything's fine. Don't worry.
请允许我感谢你。这些是新鲜的龙虾。 Please allow me to thank you. These are fresh lobsters.
-我看得出来，谢谢。-谢谢你，医生。 -I can see they are.Thanks. -Thank you doctor.
再见。-祝你愉快。 -Good-bye. -Have a nice day.
她来了。 There she comes.
下午改善情况。医生在办公室吗?-但你没有预约。 -Good afternoon. Is the doctor at his office? -But you haven't made an appointment.
-我们不能没有它吗?原谅我。医生。 -Can't we do without it? -Excuse me. Doctor.
女按摩师来了。 The masseuse has arrived.
-让她进来。-我还是不吃他了。 -Let her come in. -I'm not going to eat him after all.
谁知道…… Who knows...
你从哪里找到这样一个粗鲁的傻瓜?停止它。你为什么来? -Where did you find such a boorish fool? -Stop it.Why did you come?
-我要付你拜访的钱。-首先。 -To pay you for the visits. -First of all.
看他多漂亮。 Look how beautiful he is.
哦,上帝!他又胖又毛茸茸的。 Oh, God! He's so fat and fluffy.
他其实是我儿子。 He's actually my son.
我只是开个玩笑。他很可爱。 I was just kidding. He's cute.
如果没有你，他就不会是现在的他了。 If it were not for you, he wouldn't be the same.
不要说。那天我们可真是辛苦了。 Don't say. We really had to sweat that day.
要是你知道我有多高兴就好了，医生。我从来没有想过要一个永久的男人，但现在我有了一个生活目标。 If you only knew how happy I am, doctor. I never wanted to have a permanent man, but now I have a goal in life.
我为你感到高兴。 I'm happy for you.
你知道，医生… You know, doctor...
那些站在公路两旁的可怜人，对他们来说，情况比我更糟。 those poor things that stand along the highway, for them it's even worse than for me.
至少我有房子，有工作，有关注。我是专业按摩师。 At least I have a house, work, attention. I am a professional masseuse.
我以为你只修指甲。 I thought you only manicured.
是的，但是按摩师要优雅得多。我有这样的客户。 Yes, but the masseuse is much more elegant. I have such clients.
容我说一句，我没有什么传染性。我是最纯净的样本。 If I may, I'm not some kind of contagious. I'm the purest sample.
别逗我笑。 Don't make me laugh.
Sagarro Rosalia, Malpeliatti的寡妇。 Sagarro Rosalia, the Malpeliatti widow.
请再说一遍。 Say it again, please.
Sagarro。 Sagarro.
Malpeliatti的寡妇。 The Malpeliatti widow.
你出生在哪里? Where were you born?
emba。 Embass.
读经台。 Ambos.
您要付现金吗? Will you pay in cash?
打扰一下，医生，还有谁会一周来看你两次呢? Excuse me doctor, but who else will come to you twice a week?
这是一个与旧记忆有关的地方。 It's a place associated with old memories.
一切都很好。 Everything's fine.
谢谢。 Thanks.
如果你愿意，我可以…… If you wish, I could...
不。不是今天。 No. Not today.
女士，你想要吗? Senora, would you like?
不。 No.
只有在一夜的爱之后。 Only after a night of love.
我丈夫，让他安息吧，告诉我在那之前你不能这么做。 My husband, let him rest in peace, told me you can't do it before that.
我明白了。 I see.
有什么事困扰着你吗? Is there anything that disturbs you?
这是个复杂的问题，医生。你有时间听我说吗? It's a complex problem, doctor. Do you have time to listen to me?
当然，我永远都有时间陪你。我想今天不会有其他人来了。 Of course, I'll always have time for you. I think nobody else will be coming today.
-就是说只有我们了?-当然。 -Means we are alone? -Absolutely.
了门。 The door.
锁定它。我感到害羞。 Lock it. I feel shy.
啊,是的。 Ah, yes.
或许我吗?你必须的。 -May I? -You must.
医生，问题是… Doctor, the problem is...
你可能从我的口音中知道我不是罗马人。 you probably understood from my accent that I'm not from Rome.
我来自西西里岛。 I'm from Sicily.
在罗马，我请求得到我丈夫的退休金。 In Rome I plead for my husband's pension.
让他安息吧。 Let him rest in peace.
我失去他已经一年了，我都没出过家门。 It's been a year since I lost him and haven't been leaving the house.
我和他父母住在一起。 I live with his parents.
他们是外省人。 They are provincials.
医生，靠近点。 Doctor, come closer.
更接近。 Come closer.
他们说如果我走在街上，所有的男人都会盯着我看。 They say that if I pass on the street, all men will start looking at me.
他们是对的。 They're actually right.
医生，我求你了。 Doctor, I beg you.
不要调情。 Don't flirt.
医生，你觉得我健康吗? Do you think I'm healthy, doctor?
乍一看，是的。 At first glance, yes.
我没有，医生。 Well, I'm not, doctor.
我的痛苦。我在减肥。 I'm suffering. I'm losing weight.
我可不这么认为。 I wouldn't say so.
我不知道该向谁求助。 I didn't know whom to turn to.
有人跟我说起过你。 Somebody told me about you.
所以我来了。 So I came.
上帝! God!
医生，你的手真暖和。 Your hand is so warm, doctor.
原谅我。 Excuse me.
离开它。 Leave it.
就这样吧。 Leave it that way.
女士，我想我不会让你失望的，但你得帮我。 Senora, I think I won't disappoint you, but you'll have to help me.
告诉我你有什么症状? Tell me, what are your symptoms?
医生，晚上我闭不上他的眼睛。 Doctor, at night I can't close his eyes.
-如果我做了…那么什么? -And if I do... -Then what?
噩梦,医生。我在做噩梦。 Nightmares, doctor. I'm having nightmares.
什么样的噩梦? What kind of nightmares?
当你醒来时会发生什么? And what happens when you wake up?
当我醒来… When I wake up...
我的心在跳动。 my heart beats.
我着火了。 I'm on fire.
我的腿在发抖。 My legs are trembling.
在这里吗? Here?
更高。 Higher.
在这里吗? Here?
更高。 Higher.
在这里。 Here.
噢,是的。 Oh yes.
别担心。 Don't worry.
太棒了。我和我丈夫在一起从来没那么开心过。 That was great. I never felt that good with my husband.
我能说什么呢? What can I say?
有时候，两个人之间没有…… Sometimes it happens that between two people there isn't ...
所以只有我们俩知道。 So we have it between us.
小心。 Careful.
-你受伤了吗?-不，这是一把现代的椅子。 -Are you hurt? -No, this is a modern chair.
平静下来。-我很冷静。 -Calm down. -I'm stark calm.
-真是糟糕的一天!闪耀?——不要说。 -What a bitch of a day! Right, Pamella? -Don't say.
一位女士要来了。 A lady is about to come.
你还没见过她。 You haven't seen her yet.
这是什么? What is this?
一块振奋精神的药片。 A tablet to raise the spirits.
在这里。 Here.
不要害怕。喝它。 Don't be afraid. Drink it.
请进，夫人。请。 Come in senora. Please.
下午好。 Good afternoon.
我刚从澳大利亚回来，发现Guido已经把他的办公室留给你了。 I have just returned from Australia and found out that Guido has left his office to you.
你的推荐人太多了。他们非常热情地谈论你。 There are so many good references to you. They talk about you with such enthusiasm.
别拘束。 Make yourself comfortable.
-下午好，医生。下午改善情况。 -Good afternoon, doctor. -Good afternoon.
-是谁?——吉多的副手乔凡纳迪 -Who is it? -Giovanardi, Guido's deputy.
他看起来像只鸭子。Guido是如此优雅。 He looks like a duck. And Guido is so elegant.
我们走吧? Shall we go?
-你不知道Guido逃走了吗?-我怎么会不知道?我知道他留下了一大堆债务。 -Didn't you know that Guido escaped? -How couldn't I know? I know that he has left a pile of debts.
我没有不高兴。他在我妻子面前表现得像个白痴。我真希望我没有借钱给他。 I'm not upset. He behaved like an idiot with my wife. I wish I hadn't lent him any money.
我的也一样。我认为他的副手是个好人，值得信任。 Same thing with mine. I think his deputy is a good guy, he can be trusted.
-我永远也不会相信。-是的。 -I never would have believed it. -Yeah.
他有点稚嫩，但很有天分。 He's a bit unhewn but has what it takes.
我可以向你保证。 I can assure you.
看。 Watch it.
我来了。最近怎么样，我亲爱的医生? Here I come. How is it going, my dear doctor?
很好。 Fine.
你已经成为我们豪华都市俱乐部的会员了吗? Have you became a member of our luxurious metropolitan club?
这就是你的优点。 That's your merit.
这是我微薄的贡献。 My modest contribution.
-你介意吗，律师?——去。 -Do you mind, advocate? -Go on.
多么漂亮的大屁股啊? What a big beautiful butt?
-你认识她吗?-她是我妻子。 -Do you know her? -She's my wife.
-你好。-你好。玩得开心。 -Hi. -Hi. Have fun.
着。-是的。 -Listen. -Yes.
圭多留给我一份委托书。我们以你的名义写奔驰车和办公室。 Guido left me a power of attorney. We're writing in your name both the Mercedes and the office.
我要去见阿罗蒂。看来他已经决定结束诊所了。 I'm going to see Arlotti. It seems he has decided to put an end to the clinic.
我已经有了圭多的办公室，他的诊所，他的工作，更重要的是，诊所。 I already have Guido's office, his practice, his job, and what is more, the clinic.
这毕竟是一家国际一流的诊所。 It's a clinic of international class after all.
这意味着奢华的生活，频繁的派对，美女和很多钱。 And that means luxurious life, constant parties, beautiful women and a lot of money.
谢谢你,医生。 Thanks, doctor.
你会有很多顾客的，我保证。你会让这个地方运转起来的。 You'll have a lot of customers, I assure you.You'll get the place going.
谢谢。但我不想进监狱。 Thanks. But I don't want to go to jail.
进监狱?在意大利没有人进监狱。即使是那些不得不住在那里不离开的人。 To jail? In Italy nobody goes to jail. Even those who have to live there without leaving.
我们只需要想出拯救诊所的正确方法。 We only need to think of the right trick to save that clinic.
很高兴听到这个消息。 Happy to hear that.
对你有好处。 Good for you.
求你了，为了圭多。他很快就会回来，会处理好一切的。 Please, do it for Guido. He'll be back soon and will take care of everything.
-你明白我的意思吗，弗兰科?我能叫你佛朗哥吗?-当然。 -Do you understand me, Franco? Can I call you Franco? -Sure.
-你可以叫我奥古斯托。奥古斯托? -You can call me Augusto. -Augusto?
-那我就不办手续了。-当然。 -Then I'll leave the formalities. -Sure.
-那我说，你去死吧，奥古斯托。-为什么? -Then I say, you can go fuck yourself, Augusto. -Why?
我知道圭多和你这样的律师会有什么下场。 I know what these kind of tricks involving Guido and a lawyer like you end up with.
你知道重点是什么吗? Do you know what the point is?
重点是什么? What is the point?
重点是圭多因为债务而逃走了。 The points is that Guido has fled because of debts.
-所以你什么都知道?-我当然知道。 -So you know everything? -I certainly do.
彼得罗·马松告诉我。 Pietro Massone told me.
真是个告密者!间谍和告密者。 What a snitch! Spy and informer.
我的岳父代表我的利益。 My father-in-law represents my interests.
真是太遗憾了。 It's surely a pity.
这可能会是一个非常好的诊所。你也投资了，是吗? It could turn out to be a very nice clinic. You have invested money too, haven't you?
我吗? Me?
是的，我投资了。 Yes, I have invested.
现在谁能把那几百万还给我呢? And who will now return to me all those millions?
你知道我不知道为什么… You know I don't know why...
但我会帮你的 but I'm going to help you.
-也许是因为我同情你。-谢谢。 -Maybe because I sympathize with you. -Thanks.
我请客蒂娜·阿罗蒂。 I treat Tina Arlotti.
真的吗? Really?
-别脱口而出。-我已经知道了，帕米拉告诉我的。 -Don't blurt it out. -I already know that, Pamella told me.
你得告诉阿洛蒂办公室现在归我了，诊所也归我，诊所也归我。 You will need to tell Arlotti that the office is mine now, the practice as well, and the clinic, too, must belong to me.
走的好。非常优雅。 Good move.Very elegant.
这样对大家都好。反正阿洛蒂也受不了圭多，他会为你建一个超级诊所。 It would be better for everyone. Arlotti couldn't stand Guido anyway, and for you he'll build a super clinic.
但我要50%。 But I want 50% .
令人难以置信。你想要50%还是60%都无所谓。你做得很好!就连我也不能为圭多做得更好。 It's fabulous. It doesn't matter if you want 50 or 60% . You did well! Even I couldn't do better for Guido.
圭多吗? For Guido?
我想你误会我了。 I think you got me wrong.
会计Balloni来了。 Accountant Balloni is here.
-叫他滚开。-天啊，那是我丈夫。 -Tell him to beat it. -Oh my God, that's my husband.
-抱歉打扰一下，医生。——很好。 -I'm sorry to interrupt, doctor. -That's OK.
我决定来接我妻子。 I decided to come for my wife.
她已经在穿衣服了。 She's already getting dressed.
嗨,甜心。我觉得你要来。 Hi sweetheart. I felt you were coming.
快点，不然我停车会被罚款的。医生的车占据了整条路。 Hurry, or else I'll be fined for parking. Doctor's car occupies the whole way.
什么车?他的车很小。 -What car? -His car is very small.
警卫告诉我那辆奔驰是医生的。 Guard told me that the Mercedes belongs to doctor.
奔驰吗?这不可能。 Mercedes? It can't be.
医生总是哭，却开着奔驰。 Doctors cry all the time, but drive Mercedes.
再见。 Good-bye.
再见。-别忘了治疗，巴罗尼女士。 -Good-bye. -Don't forget about the treatment, senora Balloni.
我当然不会。 I certainly won't.
别担心。你没有任何问题。 Don't worry. You don't have any problems.
你说“别担心”是什么意思?加上孩子，我有两千万。 What do you mean 'don't worry'? With the child I got 20 million.
你在卖吗? Were you selling?
不，我们和圭多有协议的。他得到了20%和其他。 No, we had a deal with Guido. He got 20% and something else.
你疯了，宝贝。 You're insane, babe.
看看那个，圭多。 Look at that Guido.
20%，另外收费。 20% , plus extra.
他需要养家糊口。三个孩子，嫉妒的妻子。 He needs to feed his family. Three kids, jealous wife.
我姑妈会杀了他的。 My aunt would have killed him.
你的阿姨吗? Your aunt?
是的，我的姑姑。她是他的兼职妻子。 Yes, my aunt. Who's his part-time wife.
你会失去什么?确认我怀孕了，然后拿你的四百万。 What will you lose? Confirm that I'm pregnant, and get your 4 million.
听。 Listen.
也许我出卖了自己，但还没有到那种程度。 Perhaps I sell myself, but not to that extent.
你为什么生气? Why are you mad?
看。 Look.
你什么都不要告诉她。我亲自给她打电话。 You don't tell her anything. I call her myself.
她不会给你打电话的。她会给帕米拉打电话的。 She won't call you. She'll call Pamella.
帕米拉也参与了。 So Pamella's in this too.
当然，但她只得到2%。 Sure, but she only gets 2% .
你现在还有别的东西可以吃。 There's something else you can have right now.
走开!走开! Go away! Go away!
咪咪。 Mimi.
你说多少钱? How much did you say?
我说的是20%还有别的。 I said 20% and something else.
-谢谢。晚安，各位。再见。 -Thanks. Good night. -Good-bye.
晚安，各位。 Good night.
拜托! Please!
你能想象Mima向我提出这样的建议吗? Can you imagine Mima making me such proposals?
当然，怀疑是人类的天性。 Of course it's human nature to doubt.
-真的?-尽快公布是很重要的。 -Really? -It's important to divulge them as soon as possible.
-你说得好像这是传染病似的。幸运的是，在我们这个时代很少见。 -You talk as if it is a contagious disease. -Fortunately rare in our days.
你在干什么? What are you doing?
你会更舒服的，帕米拉。 It will be more comfortable for you, Pamella.
我已经习惯了。 I'm already used to.
当然了，既然你接受了咪咪的求婚。 Of course you are, since you've accepted Mimi's proposal.
正确的。欺负那个可怜女孩的恶棍必须受到惩罚。 Right. The scoundrel who uses that poor girl must be punished.
-看看这个!-是的，帕米拉，我在找，我在找。 -Look at this! -Yes, Pamella, I'm looking, I'm looking.
不在那儿，医生。 Not there, doctor.
看看我们的银行账户上还剩多少。 See how much is left on our bank account.
我很高兴你在银行业务上信任我。 I'm glad you trust me in banking business.
我也很高兴你信任我。 I'm happy that you trust me either.
我很高兴你快乐。否则你不会和我一起去这样的地方。 I'm glad that you are happy. Otherwise you wouldn't go with me to such place.
他们成双成对地来这里。 They come here in pairs.
你居然把他们带来了?你的工作还不够多吗? You even bring them here? Don't you have enough at work?
如果有贼或强盗爬进来，那该有多可怕啊。 How terrible it will be if a thief or a bandit climbs in here.
如果我是小偷，我更感兴趣的不是你的包，而是你自己。 If I were a thief, I'd be more interested not in your bag, but in you.
哦，你也不抽烟。 Oh, you don't smoke either.
-你笑什么?我值班时想起了一个有趣的故事。 -Why are you laughing? -I remembered an interesting story when I was on duty.
如果真那么好笑，那就告诉我。 If it's so funny, then tell me.
简直难以置信。 It's simply incredible.
有一天，一个寡妇来到我的办公室，我想她是从西西里来的。 A widow came to my office one day, I believe she was from Sicily.
顺便说一下，我妈妈也来自西西里岛。 By the way, my mother is from Sicily too.
-对不起，我打断你了。——很好。该死，扣子解不开了。 -Sorry, I interrupted you. -That's ok. Damn, can't undo the button.
总之，这个西西里寡妇来找我，马上说她从不抽烟。 Anyway, this Sicilian widow came to me and said at once that she never smoked.
只有在亲密接触之后。 Only after intimate encounters.
他们很强壮。 They are very strong.
但是我喜欢它。 But I like it.
如果你想知道，弗兰科… If you want to know, Franco ...
在这里，你也超过了圭多。 Here, too, you surpass Guido.
我唾弃他们。我不会把船给他们。 I spit on them. I won't give them the boat.
我去找总统本人。 I'll get to the president himself.
-我该怎么办?-坐这条船去你想去的任何地方，甚至是蔚蓝海岸。任何你喜欢的地方。 -What shall I do? -Take this boat and go anywhere you like, even to the Cote d'Azur. Anywhere you like.
蒂娜，给客人再来一杯。-不用麻烦你了。毕竟这是违禁品。 -Tina, bring guests another drink. -Don't trouble yourself. It's a contraband after all.
为什么这里疼，医生? Why does it hurt here, doctor?
可怜的Paoletta。我们得看一看。 Poor Paoletta.We'll have to take a look.
-在哪里?-对。 -Where is it? -Right here.
在这里吗?稍微低一点?我明白了。 Here? A bit lower? I see.
这是你唯一在想的事。还有你，医生。 It's the only thing you're thinking about. And you too, doctor.
亲爱的蒂娜老师。这不仅仅是一种职业。 Dear senora Tina. It's not just a profession.
这是一项使命。 It's a mission.
对吧，宝莱塔?我们必须随时准备治疗。 Isn't that right, Paoletta? We must be ready to treat at any moment.
把这些龙虾拿给阿罗蒂先生。 Take these lobsters to senor Arlotti.
看看这个。 Just look at this.
真是个好医生! What a doctor!
-他不只对她这么做。-哦上帝! -He hasn't just done it only to her. -Oh God!
我可以肯定地告诉你。他在阿罗蒂的游艇上。有人在那儿见过他。 I'm telling you for sure. He was on Arlotti's yacht. He's been seen there.
我听说他也在另一个办公室工作。所有有钱的人都去那里。 I've heard he also works in another office. All those who have money go there.
-你已经告诉大家了吗?-不，我只对你说。你以为我是谁? -Have you already told everybody about it? -No, I'm saying this only to you.Who do you think I am?
真是个好医生!真是个混蛋!真是个猛男! What a doctor! What a dick! What a stud!
-他当然是。-那是肯定的。 -He certainly is. -That's for sure.
-这是给你的，教授。-非常感谢。 -This is for you, professor. -Thank you very much.
是的,乔凡娜。我不记得了。什么? Yes, Giovanna. I don't remember.What?
线路很差。 It's a very bad line.
哦，我想起来了。你为什么这么小声，乔凡娜? Oh, I remember now. But why are you whispering, Giovanna?
现在我想起来了。 Now I remember.
教授，我不能喊，不然他们会听见的。 Professor, I can't yell, otherwise they'll hear me.
-你的女婿发生了一件可怕的事。-他死了吗? -A terrible thing has happened to your son-in-law. -Is he dead?
没有，但他有一辆奔驰。 No, but he has got a Mercedes.
谁知道呢?可能是打折买的，也可能是偷来的。 Who knows? Could have bought it in a sale or stolen somewhere.
不仅如此。他给自己买了新衣服，一个全新的衣橱。但是用什么钱? Not only that. He bought himself new clothes, a whole new wardrobe. But with what money?
我看到他有高尔夫球。 I saw he had golf balls.
但这还不是全部，教授。他还有个情妇。 But that's not all, professor. He also has a mistress.
那是谁……体面的女人? And who is that ... decent woman?
Arlotti的妻子。但是我没有告诉你。 Arlotti's wife. But I didn't tell you that.
玛拉。有些事我想告诉你，我的孩子。 Mara.There's something I'd like to tell you, my child.
猜猜谁有情妇了? Guess who has got a mistress?
你的绿帽子。 Your cuckold-husband.
佛朗哥有情妇?即使我亲眼看到，我也不会相信。 Franco has a mistress? I won't believe it even if I see with my own eyes.
-我告诉你她是谁。Arlotti的妻子。——谁?蒂娜? -I'll tell you who she is. Arlotti's wife. -Who? Tina?
是的，大家早就知道了。所以，你得离婚了。 Yes, everybody has been aware of it for in ages. So, you'll have to get a divorce.
但我们不要着急。先以你的名义写好一切，然后再办理离婚手续。 But let's not rush. First write everything in your name and then only get your divorce.
否则，你就有失去一切的风险。 Otherwise, you're risking to lose everything.
我还得向她解释一切。 I still have to explain everything to her.
我们说到哪了? So where were we?
教授,快点。他出来了。-代我向他问好。 -Professor, hurry. He's coming out. -Say hi to him for me.
——你好吗?对一个婴儿?——宝贝?你应该说'he's being born'而不是'he's coming out'。 -Say hi? To a baby? -The baby? You should say 'he's being born' and not 'he's coming out'.
你是可怕的?我做了什么? -You're awful? -What have I done now?
-你不明白。-为什么? -You don't understand. -Why?
这是摆脱你丈夫的绝佳机会。 It's an excellent opportunity to be free of your husband.
愚蠢的。这对我们俩来说都容易多了。 Stupid. It's much easier for both of us.
我上哪儿去找弗朗哥这样的混蛋? Where am I going find such a jerk like Franco?
我想做什么就做什么。来吧。反正我们玩得很开心，不是吗? I'm free to do everything I want. Come on. We are having fun anyway, aren't we?
我们不能结婚，都是一样的。 We can't marry, it's all the same.
这个社会还能接受过时的男女结合多久? How long will this society accept only the outdated union between a man and a woman?
你到底明白不明白? Do you understand or not?
我抓住它了。没有汗水。 I've got it cinched. No sweat.
他试图改变条件。他说钱太多了。 He tried to change the conditions. He said it's too much money.
但他终究还是放弃了。 But after all he gave up.
我们有阿罗蒂。理解吗? We got Arlotti. Understood?
五千零五十年。满意吗? Fifty-fifty. Satisfied?
那钱呢?什么钱?他会把一切都摆出来。 -And the money? -What money? He'll lay out everything.
关于他妻子的事你有什么决定吗? What have you decided regarding his wife?
我做了什么决定? What have I decided?
我不知道。比如针灸。 I don't know. Acupuncture, for instance.
我是律师，你是医生。你决定。 I'm a lawyer, you're a doctor. You decide.
现在闭嘴，听我说。 Now shut up and listen.
如果你不处理吉多的未付支票，这事就没法解决了。 If you don't do anything with Guido's unpaid checks, then this won't work out.
我当然知道这些事。我得给你解释一下。你拿5%。记住。 Of course I know such things. I'll have to explain it to you. You're taking 5% . Remember.
告诉阿洛蒂，这肯定是最好的诊所。 And tell Arlotti this must be the best clinic ever.
罗马乃至整个意大利最重要的女人都会睡在这些床上。 The most important women of Rome and entire Italy will be laid up on these beds.
什么类型的人! What a type!
与他相比，圭多只是个男孩。 In comparison with him Guido is just a boy.
他会把我们都干掉的。 He'll do us all.
女人真的会跳到他身上吗? Is it true that women simply jump on him?
不幸的是，不是所有女人都像你这么忠诚，亲爱的。 Unfortunately, not all women are as loyal as you are, my dear.
明天晚上九点。燕尾服不是强制性的。 Tomorrow evening at nine. Tuxedo is not mandatory.
我被邀请去塞雷尼拉公主家玩桥牌。 I've been invited to Princess Serenella Partolani's place to play bridge.
谁会在那里? And who will be there?
她的哥哥，一个牧师，一个房地产公司的总裁，还有皮尔洛将军。 Her brother, a priest, a president of real estate company, and general Pirlo.
我们将只有两位大使，两位总统和副部长。 And we will have only two ambassadors, a couple of presidents and deputy ministers.
顺便说一下，卫生部副部长可能会唤起你对新诊所的兴趣。 By the way, the Deputy Minister of Health may awake your interest for your new clinic.
你在诱惑我。 You're tempting me.
如果你让我们失望，我丈夫会很生气的。虽然他是那种你应该让他失望的人。 My husband will be very upset if you let us down. Although he's the kind of person you should let down.
-真的?为什么? -Really? Why?
我根本不想谈他。我再也不了解他了。 I don't even want to talk about him. I don't understand him anymore.
-可怕的瘀伤?你摔倒了吗?-不，他用皮带抽我。 -What awful bruises? Did you fall? -No, he whipped me with his belt.
为什么? Why?
-他打你吗?-当然，这就是我嫁给他的原因。 -Does he beat you? -Of course, that's why I married him.
从那以后他改变了很多。 He has changed a lot since then.
我给了他一根大象皮做的鞭子，但他甚至还没有试过。 I gave him a whip made of elephant hide, but he hadn't even tried it yet.
这是什么?家庭生活的危机?-我不知道，女士。这不是我的能力范围。 -What's this? The crisis of family life? -I don't know senora. It's not in my competence.
别拘束。我给你检查一下。 Make yourself comfortable. And I'll examine you.
我一点也不疼。我是一个逝去的女人。 I have no pains at all. I'm a gone woman.
你还是能把任何人逼疯的。 You can still drive mad any man.
真的吗?你能把它给我吗? Really? So would you give it to me?
我能给你什么? What would I give to you?
请。给我一巴掌。非常小的一个，这样我就能再次感受到自己的魅力。 Please. Give me a slap. Avery little one, so that I can feel myself desirable again.
女人! Women!
这不公平。我希望它是真实的，就像这样。 That's not fair. I wanted it to be real, like this.
所以这是你自找的。 So you're asking for it.
困难。是的。 Harder. Yes.
是的，亲爱的。更残酷。 Yes, my love. More brutally.
让我们一起享受吧。 Let's enjoy it together.
我要把它给你。你以后去看牙医的时候会喜欢的。 I'm going to give it to you.You will enjoy it at dentist's later.
我不是妇科医生。我是个疯子。 I'm not a gynecologist. I am a maniac.
理解吗? Understood?
你好，这里是乔凡纳迪医生的办公室。 Hello, this is doctor Giovanardi's office.
教授现在在这间办公室开会。 Professor has a meeting at this office now.
我想这需要一些时间，他们才刚刚开始。 I think it will take some time, they've just started.
假设这是第一轮。 It's the first round, let's say.
我还有剩下的东西吗? Do I have anything left?
——啊,太太。-留给你有钱的客户吧。 -Ah, senora. -Keep it for your rich clients.
我一点也不差。 I'm not any worse.
-我不明白。-没什么好理解的。开始行动吧。 -I don't understand. -There's nothing to understand. Start doing it.
否则当我丈夫来的时候，我会告诉他你强奸了我。 Otherwise when my husband comes, I'll tell him you raped me.
你的丈夫不是一直想做的庇皮诺吗? Isn't your husband Peppino who always wants to do it?
但他跟你比起来根本不算什么。现在把你的鸡巴拿出来。 But he's nothing in comparison with you. Now take out your dick.
太太。我要尖叫。 -Senora. -I'll scream.
我来做。 I'll do it.
那个怪物一直盯着我看。我不能再这样下去了。 That monster is looking at me all the time. I can't go on like this.
当你爱抚我的时候，他不会咬你。 While you caress me, he won't bite you.
那我就咬你。 Then I'll bite you.
再见,医生。再见夫人。 -Good-bye, doctor. -Good-bye senora.
哦,上帝! Oh God!
下一个是谁? Who's next?
我的天哪!看看吧。 My gosh! Just look at it.
或许我吗?头里。 -May I? -Come in.
下午好，医生! Good afternoon, doctor!
我是多纳泰利伯爵夫人的女儿。 I'm the daughter of Countess Donatelli.
我妈妈对你评价很高。 My mother speaks very highly of you.
真的吗?她人很好…… Really? She's very kind...
moment.Valeria之一。 One moment.Valeria.
这是我的妹妹。 This is my younger sister.
-地方!-很高兴认识你。 -Nice place! -Nice to meet you.
你现在要检查我们吗? Will you examine us now?
轮流还是一起? By turns or together?
在一起。它更有趣。 Together. It's more interesting.
再见，种马。 See you, stallion.
你们都去死吧。他们会干掉我的。 Damn you all. They'll finish me off.
为什么我没有成为一名牙医? Why didn't I become a dentist?
我会坐在牙医的牙钻旁边看着别人的嘴。 I'd be sitting by the dentist's drill and watching into somebody's mouth.
是谁? Who is it?
乔凡娜,不。是的,医生。 -Giovanna, no. -Yes, doctor.
-我再也做不下去了。-我着火了，医生。 -I can't do it anymore. -I'm on fire, doctor.
-这里，这里，这里和这里。-求你了，我不能。 -Here, here, here and here. -Please, I can't.
我着火了。 I'm on fire.
-没有时间，没有钱。完美的。 -No time, no money. -Perfect.
-我在那家医院每天工作10个小时。完美的。 -I work 10 hours a day in that hospital. -Perfect.
我甚至没有一个小时的时间和一个女孩约会。完美的。 -I haven't even got an hour to go out with a girl. -Perfect.
是的，这太荒谬了。如果不是因为一个爱上我的护士，我可能已经疯了。 Yes, it's perfectly ridiculous. If it wasn't for a nurse who's in love with me, I would probably have gone nuts.
-希望她丑?-天哪，我没什么可抱怨的。那么漂亮的女孩来之不易。 -Hope she's ugly? -God, I can't complain. Girls that beautiful don't come that easy.
你为什么不去诊所而不是医院工作呢? Why don't you try to work in clinic instead of that hospital?
再告诉我一个! Tell me another!
乔凡纳迪医生精神崩溃了。太多的病人意味着太多的需求。 Doctor Giovanardi has had a nervous breakdown. Too many patients means too many demands.
他需要休息一下。他夜以继日地工作。 He needs to have some rest. He's been working night and day.
等你见了新医生再说吧。他的资历就这么好。 Just wait till you see the new doctor. His credentials are this good.
他精力充沛，精力充沛。我想知道它是从哪里来的。 He's fresh and full of strength. I wonder where it comes from.
乔凡娜。是的,医生。 -Giovanna. -Yes, doctor.
-下一个是谁?-下一个病人。让我看看。但是老师在那边…… -Who's next? -The next patient. Let me see. But senora's over there...
她需要休息。她在抽烟。 She needs to rest. She's smoking a cigarette.
是她吗?-她不会太久的。 -Is she? -She won't be long.
-那我们就等她把火扑灭。-她快完工了。 -Then we'll wait till she puts it out. -She's almost finished.
可以去了吗?在我这个年纪。不是坏的。 -See that? Now that at my time of life. -Not bad.
既然我听说了蒂娜的好消息没有父亲会比我更自豪。 And since I've learned good news about Tina... No father would feel prouder than me.
你说话像个老人。看着我，你身材很好。 You talk like an old man. Look at me, you're in a good shape.
你看起来怀孕六个月了。英尺六英寸? -You look six-months-pregnant. -Six?
我们会在我们的新诊所为你预留一个房间。-也许我们应该。 -We'll reserve a room for you in our new clinic. -Perhaps we should.
我想再试一次。 I want to try again.
-很遗憾有一棵树挡在路上。该死的树。 -It's a pity there's a tree in the way. -Damned tree.
-但这阻止不了我。-小心你的喇叭。 -But it won't stop me. -Watch your horns.
-弗兰科，帮我扣扣子。-当然，纳atisone夫人。这是我的荣幸。 -Franco, help me to button. -Of course, senora Natisone. It'll be a pleasure.
谢谢你丈夫给我们这个机会。 It's very nice of your husband to let us have this opportunity.
给你。 Here you go.
你是个魔鬼。 You're a devil.
-谢谢你，医生。再见!再见!向倡导者问好。 -Thank you, doctor. Good-bye! -Good-bye! Say hello to advocate.
-你好蒂娜。我听说了这个消息。祝贺你。-谢谢。 -Hi Tina. I've heard the news. Congratulations. -Thanks.
下午改善情况。-下午好，女士。 -Good afternoon. -Good afternoon senora.
先生Arlotti。教授。 -Senor Arlotti. -Professor.
我们的妈妈怎么样了? How is our mummy doing?
我们去看看好吗? Shall we have a look?
-你担心吗?-一点也没有。他是意大利最好的教授。 -Are you worried? -None at all. He's the best professor in Italy.
我们最好快点，你丈夫在等着呢。 We'd better hurry, your husband is waiting.
他会等的，别担心。他已经习惯了。 He'll wait, don't worry. He's used to it.
好吧，让他等。毕竟，我等这个诊所已经等了很久了。 Ok, let him wait. After all I've been waiting for this clinic for a long time.
然后他也可以等。 Then he can wait too.
为我们的宝贝干杯。 Here's to our baby.
谁能想到呢?在我这样的年纪，我太忘乎所以了。 Who would ever have thought? At my time of life be so much carried away.
不，对不起。这个星期所有的事情都安排得很紧。 No, I'm sorry. Everything's choked up for this week.
星期一对你合适吗? Will monday suit you?
太好了。 Great.
是的，教授已经在他的新诊所接受病人了。 Yes, the professor is already accepting patients in his new clinic.
-你知道我要做什么吗?我会离婚，然后嫁给你。 -You know what I'm going to do? I'll divorce and marry you.
不,亲爱的。你丈夫戴牛角更好看。 No, sweetheart. Horns look better on your husband.
里面发生了什么事? What's going on in there?
别担心，教授知道他在做什么。 Don't worry, professor knows what he's doing.
我相信他会的。 I'm sure he does.
着小姐。-是的。 -Listen signorina. -Yes.
-你觉得会是男孩还是女孩?-我不能说。但它肯定会是个可爱的孩子。就像父亲一样。 -Do you think it will be a boy or a girl? -I can't say. But it will be a charming baby for sure. Just like the father.
为什么要花这么长时间? Why is it taking so long?
这需要时间。这是一个非常复杂的案子。我想很快就会结束的。 It takes time. It's a very complicated case. I think it'll be over soon.
教授向我保证他会在她怀孕期间全程照看她。 Professor promised me that he'll be watching her during the entire period of pregnancy.
当然，在这个诊所出生的第一个孩子将是我的儿子。 And of course the first baby born in this clinic will be my boy.
我的儿子。 My son.
我每天都会给你检查。 I'll be examining you every day.
我一辈子都是你的妇科医生。 I will be your gynecologist for life.
我们会有很多孩子，他们都会像你一样漂亮。 We'll have many children, and they will all be as beautiful as you.
和你一样聪明。 And as intelligent as you.
但让第一个是男孩吧。 But let the first one be a boy.
当然可以。 Certainly.
我们叫他Guido。 We'll call him Guido.
圭多吗? Guido?
为了纪念Guido Lo Bianco。 In honor of Guido Lo Bianco.
我欠他很多。 I owe him a lot.
他也欠了。 And he owes as well.
我给了他在波利尼西亚开私人医院的机会。 I gave him the opportunity to open a private hospital in Polynesia.
-嘿,邮差。意大利那边有消息吗?-不。 -Hey, postman. Any news from Italy? -No.