不接 No.
不接就是不接 No means no.
你好 Bojour.
卡尔 我知道是你 Carl, I know it's you.
你好 伙计 Oh. Hey, man.
正想打给你呢 真怪啊 I was just about to call you. That's so weird.
刚拨完你的号 正要打出去呢 Had your number dialed, was about to press ""send.""
你隐藏号码了? Did you block your number?
是啊 不然的话你从来不接我电话 Yeah, I did. You never answer when I don 't.
你干吗呢 So, what are you doing?
在屋里到处晃悠呢 Oh, just hanging out in my apartment.
-你收到我的短信了吧 -短信? 什么短信 - You did get my text, right? - What? Text? What?
我们今晚要聚一聚 We're all going out tonight.
伙计 太好了 真希望能跟你们一起去 Man, that sounds great. I wish I could join you.
但我实在抽不开身 I'm just so jammed up.
业务没有我不行 I'm totally off the grid, you know?
我听不懂 No, I don't at all.
事儿太多了 我都快忙死了 I got a bunch of stuff going on. There's this thing I gotta do.
改天应该没问题 真见鬼 Any other night would've been great. Darn it to heck.
事儿? 什么事儿 Thing? What thing?
事儿 就是事儿 Thing, you know, just a thing.
要是眼前有什么事儿 我肯定告诉你 If I had my thing in front of me, I could tell you what it is...
-但我就是有事儿 -有事儿 - ...but I know there's a thing. - A thing.
你就装吧 我看你根本就没事干 I don 't think there's anything written down in your fake calendar.
不 绝对有事儿 No, it says specific things.
什么事儿 在音像店排队吗 Specific things. Like "get in line at the video store "?
什么 你说什么 What? What are you talking about?
我才不在音像店呢 我在家 I'm not at the video store. I'm in my apartment.
我都看见你了 卡尔 我就在店外 I can see you, Carl. I'm outside the video store.
-你看错了 -看错了? - That's not me. - It's not?
我知道了 有个人长得跟我一摸一样 Oh, I know what's happening. There is this guy who looks just like me...
跟我一样常去音像店 ...who goes to a lot of the same stores I do.
估计你看见的是他 That's probably who you're seeing.
是吗 那太神奇了 Wow, that's amazing...
他的口型怎么跟你的话都对上了呢 ...because his mouth is moving in sync with what you're saying.
卡尔 我知道你没出声 Carl, I know you're not saying anything.
卡尔 出来 别装了 Carl, get outside. I know you're not talking.
-什么 -卡尔 - What? - Carl.
行了 All right
-看谁来了 -你们好啊 - Look who's here. - Hey. You.
真的假的 鲁尼 I don't believe it. Rooney.
卡尔·艾伦 还以为再也见不到你了呢 Carl Allen. Never thought I'd see the day, my man.
以为你在家看马刺比赛呢 牛仔 Thought you hung up the spurs, cowboy.
不 就是最近事儿太多 No, I just got a lot of stuff going on...
好多事没办完 忙得不亦乐乎 ...some things I gotta do, issues pending, keep me pretty busy.
是吗 知道了 影帝 Yeah? Oh, I hear you, player.
卡尔 今天你能来我们很高兴 So we are really excited for you to be here, Carl...
因为我们要宣布一件事 ...because we have an announcement to make.
亲爱的 给他看看 Honey, show him.
就它了 我有老婆了 There it is. Deal with it.
我们订婚了 We're engaged.
-天哪 不赖 -是吗 - Oh, my god. Come on. - Right?
-大事儿啊 -是啊 超级大事儿 - Big step, huh? - Yeah, it's a big step. It's a huge one.
伙计 动作这么快 不错 Man. Moving fast. That's okay.
你们多久了 半年? What has it been, six months?
-不 -都2年了 - No. - Two years.
是吗 那还行 Oh, yeah. That's about right, then.
那么我们要在21号开个订婚聚会 酒水管饱 So anyway, we're gonna have an engagement party on the 21 st. Open bar.
混小子 总能抓到我的软肋 Oh, you bastard. Always knows how to get me.
不赖 卡尔 你来吗 Nice. Carl, does that work for you?
-我看看 -还看什么 - Yeah, we'll figure it out. - What's there to figure out?
老天 看那是谁 Oh, god, look who's here.
我管她是谁呢 卡尔 你还考虑什么 I'm not falling for that, Carl. What's to figure out?
-酒随便喝 还想什么 -说真的 斯蒂芬妮在吧台 - Open bar. What's the problem? - I'm serious. Stephanie's at the bar.
-斯蒂芬妮? -对啊 我前妻 她在吧台那儿呢 - The Stephanie? - Yes, my ex-wife. She's at the bar.
天啊 还真是她 Oh, god, that is Stephanie.
-她带了男伴 -看来玩得挺爽的 - Looks like she's with someone there too. - They seem to be thriving.
不错 Good for her.
还互相挑逗呢 多好啊 They're touching each other's genitals. Isn't that amazing?
真庆幸我解脱了 我看我得走了 I'm so glad I came out. Love it. Okay, you know what? I gotta go.
-不行 卡尔 别走 -干吗 - No. No. Carl, you're gonna stay. - What?
都3年了 每次她在你就躲 It's been years. You leave every time she comes.
跟斯蒂芬妮没有任何关系 Totally unrelated. It has nothing to do with Stephanie.
卡尔 皮特 Carl. Peter.
-鲁尼 -这是斯蒂芬妮 伙计们 - Rooney. - Stephanie, guys.
-我男朋友泰德 -你好 - My boyfriend, Ted. - Hey.
-我们没有... -没有 没有 - I don't believe we.... - No, I don't believe we have.
-你要走了吗 -是啊 真不巧 - You're leaving? - Yeah, unfortunately.
你刚来我就要走 不巧啊 Terrible timing too, because you just got here.
你不也才来 卡尔 You just got here, too, Carl.
是的 但他有事 Yeah, but he's got a thing.
是 是 有事儿 要迟到了 Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing, and there's no time.
时间太紧 关键就是时间 There's a time crunch, and time is of the essence.
总之 我...得了性病 Anyway, I am gone-orrhea.
听起来真不咋地 Wow. That didn't sound quite right. Oh, well.
回见 老兄 See you, guys.
-你好 蒂利 -早 卡尔 - Oh! Hi, Tillie. - Morning, Carl.
要上我那儿去吃点早餐吗 Would you like to come over for a little breakfast?
主意不错 但是我去不了 Gee, that sounds great, but I can't.
-有麦片 酸奶 -不了 - Some cereal, a little yogurt? - Yeah, no.
烤面包呢 How about some toast, huh?
我得去上班了 还是谢谢你 You know, I have to go to work, but thanks.
晚上来这儿玩玩 精彩表演 Good show tonight. Come check us out.
不来可是你的损失 伙计 晚上来吗 Your loss. Hey, man, wanna rock out tonight?
-是你啊 我猜猜 又要说不 -对 - Oh, it's you. Let me guess, no? - Yep.
-要来吗 -不 我是说我不来 - Yes? - No, I meant yes to your no.
随便 拜拜 Yeah, bye.
波斯老婆网 不要 谢谢 Persianwifefinder.com. No, thank you.
客户聚会 不去 Costume party. Yeah, no.
乖乖 Oh, boy.
来了 Here we go.
-卡尔·艾伦前来报道了 -我可不是当兵的 诺曼 - Carl Allen has reported for duty. - I'm not a soldier, Norman.
你可是金融届的前线战士 You're a soldier on the front line of finance.
诺曼 1线有人找 Norman. Line one.
到那边接吗 你的私人办公室 Did you wanna get that? In the privacy of your office?
-就在这儿吧 -好吧 - I'll just get it here. - Yeah, or that.
我是诺曼 You're with Norman.
确定吗 因为...好吧 随你 Uh-huh. Are you sure? Because-- okay. Yep. Whatever you say.
好的 Okay.
还记得我们提过的升职的事吗 Remember that promotion we were talking about?
-记得 -没戏了 - Yeah. - It's not gonna happen.
像那样在电话里替你争取都要累死我了 Tried to fight for you on the phone there.
你和丹门克二选一 他们选了丹门克 It was between you and Demko, and they went with Demko.
无所谓 我也不是很想要这份工作 I don't care. I didn't really want the job badly.
过了5年我才明白 要量力而行 无所谓 I just figured after five years, I'd be the logical choice, but whatever.
换个想法 最起码你不用再吃皇粮了 Hey look at this way at least you didn't get shit-canned.
-知道什么意思吗 -解雇呗 - Do you know what that means? - Fired?
你怎么知道的 以前听人提起过吗 How did you know what that meant? Have you heard me say that before?
不 地球人都知道 No, it's a pretty common expression.
-这是我在这圈子里发明的 -很火嘛 - In my circles. I made it up. - Well, it's catching on.
这个能叫你舒服点儿 This'll cheer you up.
到我那儿去弄个聚会吧 Maybe I'm having a little get-together at my place.
-是个异妆聚会 -真的吗 - It's a funny hat and-or wig party. - Oh, man.
可惜我得出门一趟 Sucks I'm gonna be out of town.
-我还没说什么时候呢 -什么时候 - You don't know what day it is. - When is it?
-礼拜五 -我要出门 - Friday. - I'm out of town.
你跟我同时说的 You spoke at the same time I did just then.
好像不管我说什么 Like you were committed to saying what you were saying...
你都打定主意要推掉了 ...regardless of what I was gonna say.
我承认 生意不景气 I admit, business has been slow.
跟5个大型体育用品专卖店比起来 There's a lot less demand for a small rollerblade shop...
我这间小型轮滑用品店客源微乎其微 ...what with big 5 and sport chalet...
但我的计划绝对能给 ...but my designs are gonna...
轮滑行业带来一场革命 ...revolutionize the roller industry.
我了解 马弗 但你没有资金 I know that, Marv, but you have no equity.
-是的 -而且你的信用... - None. - And your credit--
糟透了 我也不想被逼到死胡同 Bad, but I don't wanna sound desperate.
-是的 -可我没别的路可走了 - Yeah. - I have no other options ieft.
卡尔 好久不见 Carl. Hey. Long time no see.
尼克·蓝? Nick Lane? hey.
-你不会还在银行干吧 -正是 - You don't still work at the bank, do you? - Yeah.
要不我会坐在这儿吃午饭? Kind of why I'm sitting outside here, eating my lunch,
还戴着胸卡 Wearing the nametag.
那你现在肯定是这儿的头了 You must be running this place by now.
本该是的 处理几份文件 不想被工作拴住了 I could have. Had a couple offers. Didn't wanna get tied down.
-斯蒂芬妮还好吗 -挺好的 - How's Stephanie? - Good.
老天啊 God.
她好着呢 你怎么样 She's good. What have you been doing?
周游世界 兄弟 这才是生活 I've been all over the map, man. I've lived.
我爬了乞力马扎罗山 还在老挝吃过蝙蝠 I climbed Mount Kilimanjaro. I ate bat in Laos.
拿火箭炮打了一头母牛 I shot a cow with a bazooka.
最后一个没什么好炫耀的 但我做到了 I'm not proud of that last one, but I did it, man.
-很野性啊 -想知道玄机吗 - Sounds wild. - Wanna know my secret?
我是好好先生 I'm a yes man.
"好"这个词颠覆了我的生活 看看 The word "yes"has changed my iife. Here.
不了 我很好 No, thanks. I'm fine.
很好? 什么狗屁很好 "fine? " I wipe my ass with "fine."
好吧 Wow. Okay.
-你根本不想在这儿干 卡尔 -我想 - You don't wanna work here, Carl. - Yeah, I do.
你不想 No, you don't.
你怎么不拿这块石头 Why don't you take this rock...
朝银行扔过去 把窗玻璃砸碎 ...throw it at that bank and shatter the window?
-不了 谢谢 -那问问我想不想 - No, thanks. - Then ask me if I want to.
-你想朝银行扔石头吗 -是啊 - Do you wanna throw that rock at the bank? - Yes.
天啊 Oh, my god.
-你神经了 -去参加研讨会 卡尔 - What are you, nuts? - Go to the seminar, Carl.
站住 Stay right there.
-他要跑 -别动 - He's gonna break. - Stop.
卡尔 过你想过的生活 你不会后悔的 Carl, live your life! You won't regret it.
站住 站住 Whoo! Hey, stop. Stop!
-我知道你想来看我的乐队 -免了 - I know you wanna see my band. - No.
抱歉 Sorry.
-喂? -斯蒂芬妮? - Hello? - Stephanie?
-卡尔 -是我 - Carl. - Yeah, it's me.
想给你打个电话 好像有点想你 很怪是吧 Just felt like calling you. I was missing you, I guess. Weird, huh?
对 卡尔 我得挂了 Yes, Carl. I have to go.
-泰德和我要去划船 -不错啊 - Ted and I are taking a little boat ride. - Oh, that's great.
太好了 太好了 Good for you. Good for you.
天哪 皮特 我不在 忙着呢 Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy.
快点儿吧 都干到一半了 已经锯断了 Oh, come on. You're halfway through, just snap it off already.
-皮特? 你去哪儿了 -没接到我电话吗 - Pete? Hey. Where you been? - You not been getting my calls?
什么 老天 我根本不知道手机放哪儿了 What? God, no. Oh, I totally lost my phone.
放屁 You're so full of shit.
-在这儿呢 -是啊 在那儿呢 - Here it is. - Yeah. There it is.
伙计 你今晚没去参加我的订婚聚会 You know what, buddy? You missed my engagement party tonight.
妈的 不会吧 是今晚吗 Oh, no. Oh, shoot, you're kidding. That was tonight?
对不起 老兄 我忘得一干二净 I'm so sorry, man. I totally gapped it.
我会补偿你的 真的 我保证 Listen, I'll make it up to you. I promise. I swear.
随你挑一天 咱们出去 好好疯一下 You pick the day. Any day you want, we'll go out, swashbuckle.
-那又能怎么样 -我不知道 - What does that even mean? - I don't know.
这又不是去酒吧消遣 卡尔 是我订婚 This wasn't drinks at a bar, Carl. This was my engagement party.
-结婚就这一次 -我肯定不会再结了 - You only get married once. - I certainly wouldn't do it again.
卡尔 我知道斯蒂芬妮离开你了 I know, Carl. I know that Stephanie left you.
我也知道你心里还有疙瘩 And I know that you have issues because of it,
但这次不是你的事 But this isn't about you.
是我的事 It's about me.
你最后一次找乐子是什么时候的事了 When's the last time you did anything fun?
你总是在找借口 You always make excuses.
"我不想负责" "我不想被拴住" ""i don't wanna commit. I don't wanna be tied down.""
你知道我未婚妻姓什么吗 I mean, do you even know my fiancee's last name?
知道啊 费舍尔 菲什曼 Yeah. Fisher. Fishman.
-不对 菲什沃 -菲什沃? - Wait. Fishwall? - Fishwall?
-你觉得她叫露西·菲什沃? -不对吗 错了? - You think her name's Lucy Fishwall? - No? That's wrong?
-是伯恩斯 -伯恩斯? - It's Burns. - Burns?
她叫露西·伯恩斯 卡尔 It's Lucy Burns, Carl.
你猜怎么着 她压根儿不喜欢我的好哥们儿 And guess what? She doesn't like my best friend.
我一直想为你美言 但是 I keep trying to think of reasons why she should, but you know what?
-都不知道该说什么 -皮特 我... - I can't think of any. - Pete, I--
我不想再听你找借口了 卡尔 随你便 I don't wanna hear another excuse, Carl. You do whatever you want.
我就是告诉你 再不改变活法 I'm just telling you, you don't change your life,
你就等着孤独终老吧 You're gonna end up lonely.
孤独终老 卡尔 孤独终老 A lonely guy, Carl. Lonely guy.
卡尔 Hey, Carl.
鲁尼 来一下 Hey, Rooney, come here for a second.
卡尔是不是看着有点怪 Carl look a little odd to you?
是我的问题 还是他真的跟死了一样 Is it me, or does it look like he's kind of dead?
没有 一直都是这样 Nope. No more than usual.
我也不知道 I don't know.
我怎么觉得他挂了 I'm kind of leaning towards thinking he might actually be dead.
好久没见他了 难说有什么不对的 I guess I never saw him a lot, so it's hard for me to tell the difference.
就是 Yeah, that's true.
他从没做过什么 He never did much.
-不是好哥们儿 -对 - Wasn't a good friend. - Nope.
这不挺好吗 Wasn't a good anything.
-冰箱里还有啤酒吗 -没了 最后一瓶 - Are there more beers in the fridge? - Sorry, last one.
真悲凉啊 Now, that's upsetting.
什么玩意儿 What was that?
欢迎光临"好好研讨会" 我们马上开始 Welcome to yes. We are about to begin.
请大家就座 Please, find a seat.
卡尔? 卡尔 Carl? Hey, Carl! Psst!
卡尔 伙计 Carl, man, hey.
-卡尔 -尼克 - Carl. - Hey, Nick.
-你来了 -要坐这儿吗 - You made it, man. - Did you wanna--
当然坐这儿了 我就知道你会来 Sure, let me sit down. I knew you'd come.
我能从你眼神里看出来 你会爱上这个的 I saw it in your eyes, man. You're gonna love this.
泰伦斯是个天才 Terrence is a genius.
他会给你洗脑的 就像精神炸弹 He's gonna blow your mind all over the room. He's like a mind grenade.
-还不知道我会不会喜欢 -对 但你需要它 - I'm not sure I want that. - Yeah, but you need it.
所以你才来 That's why you're here.
你会开始张嘴说"好的" 老兄 所有事儿 You have got to start saying yes, my man, and I mean to everything.
开始了 It's starting.
人生 Life.
我们尽情享受它 不是吗 We are all living it. Or are we?
别提了 Ooh, heavy.
改变来自于觉悟 Change is generated from consciousness,
觉悟又来自于什么 But where is consciousness generated from?
来自外部世界 From the external.
而我们又如何控制外界呢 秘诀就是一个词 And how do we control the external? With one word.
是什么 And what is that word?
好的 Yes! Jeez.
好的 Yes.
这个词就是"好的" The word is ""yes.""
好的 好的 好的 Yes, yes, yes.
先说一百万次 say it a million times.
再说一百万次 Say it a million more times.
你们将说上两百万次的词语就是 And the word you will have said two million times is
好的 Yes!
我希望你们在生活中多说"好的" I want you to invite yes into your lives...
因为它会给你带来好处 ...because it will rsvp ""yes.""
在说"好的"的同时 机会也随之而来 When you say yes to things, you embrace the possible.
你将取尽生活的精华 去除糟粕 You gobble up all of life's energies, and you excrete the waste.
在正式开始前 我想先欢迎新成员 Before we begin today, I'd like to welcome our new members.
-谁是新来的 -他 这个人 他是新来的 - Who among you is new? - He is. This guy right here. He's new.
-就在这儿 -不要 天啊 - Over here. - Please don't. Jesus.
-上台 未来的好好先生 -不了 我只是来旁听的 - Come on up, future yes man. - That's okay, I'm just auditing.
你不能旁听生活 朋友 上台来 You can't audit life, my friend. Now get on up here.
-不 谢了 我很好 -抱歉 你刚才说什么 - No, thanks. I'm cool. - I'm sorry? What was that you said?
-我说 我很好 -在这之前 - I said, I'm cool. - Before that.
谢谢 Thank you.
再往前一点点 Back up just a little bit more.
-不 -孬种先生 孬种先生 - No. - No man. No man.
孬种先生 孬种先生 孬种先生 No man. No man. No man.
孬种先生 孬种先生 No man. No man.
够了 Okay.
如果这胆小鬼不想来泰伦斯这儿... If the molehill won't come to Terrence...
那泰伦斯就去他那儿 ...Terrence will come to the molehill.
你叫什么 What's your name?
卡尔 Carl.
让我猜猜 卡尔 Let me guess, Carl.
别人说服你来这儿的 对吗 Someone talked you into coming here today, didn't they?
-没错 -没错 - Yes. - Yes!
你一点也不信这个 对吗 And you're not sure about this, are you?
对 No.
孬种先生 孬种先生 孬种先生 No man. No man. No man. No man.
你的心已死 卡尔 You're dead, Carl.
你对生活说不 生活便对你关上了门 You say no to iife, and therefore you're not living.
你编造种种借口敷衍身边的人 You make up excuses to the people around you...
敷衍自己 ...and to yourself.
一直以来 你都陷在一份毫无前途的工作中 You're stuck in the same dead-end job. You have been for years.
你没有女朋友 You don't have a girlfriend.
甚至没有机会认识女朋友 You don't have anything close to a girlfriend.
你失去了生活中的最爱 And you lost the love of your life...
因为她不想和一个孬种共渡一生 ...because she couldn't be with someone who didn't live theirs.
在大多数个夜晚 你筋疲力尽 百无聊赖 And on most nights you're so bored and filled with ennui...
甚至没有激情完成一次自慰 ...you can't even summon the enthusiasm necessary to masturbate.
对吗 卡尔 Am I right, Carl?
我是有些难题 I have had some trouble.
卡尔 我们来定个契约 We're gonna make a covenant, Carl.
你想与我定个契约吗 do you want to make a covenant?
你该说"好的" 卡尔 The word is ""yes,""Carl.
-好的 -好的 - Yes! - Yes.
好的 Yes!
一旦你离开这栋建筑 Once you leave this building...
每当机会出现时 ...every time an opportunity presents itself...
不管它是什么 ...no matter what it is...
你都要说好的 ...you will say yes.
-好的 -好的 - Yes. - Yes!
-好的 -好的 - Yes. - Yes.
可是如果我... What if I...
说了... ...say...
另一个词呢 ...the other word?
你将向自己做出承诺 You'll be making a promise to yourself.
当你违背这个承诺时 And when you break a promise to yourself...
一切就变复杂了 ...things can get a little dicey.
你觉得怎样 卡尔 What do you say, Carl?
你准备好定契约了吗 Are you ready to make a covenant?
-快说 卡尔 -好的 - Come on, Carl. - Yes.
-好的 -好的 - Yes. - Yes.
-好的 -再来 - Yes. - Again.
-好的 -好的 - Yes. - Yes.
-再说一次 -好的 - Say it again. - Yes!
-发自内心地说 -好的 好的 好的 - Make me believe it. - Yes, yes, yes.
好的 Yes!
你在这儿呢 Hey, there he is.
-你真是太棒了 -谢谢 - That was really wonderful. - Thank you.
很带劲吧 Pretty powerful stuff, huh?
-欢迎加入 -是啊 - Hey. Good to have you with us. - Yes.
-你会遵守诺言吗 -不知道 可能吧 - So are you gonna do it? - I don't know. Maybe.
奇怪 我们可不是来听一个"可能吧"研讨会的 That's weird. I didn't realize we just stepped out of a "maybe" seminar.
伙计 这车真酷 Hey, man. That's a nice car.
能载我去伊星公园吗 Could you drive me to Eiysian Park?
好的 Yes!
当然可以 对吧 卡尔 Sure he can. Right, Carl?
没问题 有何不可呢 Yeah, why not?
好样的 你不会后悔的 卡尔 Yes. You won't regret this, Carl.
-能借下手机吗 -加油 伙计 还犹豫什么 - Can I use your phone? - Go, man, go.
继续走还是在这儿下车 应该没什么区别吧 Keep going or this'll do, because it doesn't really matter?
稍等 这儿有点吵 Yeah, hold on a sec, I can't hear myself think.
再往前一点 到那个山丘 It's just a little further, man. Just right up the hill there.
走吧 Go ahead.
你说什么 And what did you say?
我就在这儿下车 对 Oh, I'm just right over here. Okay. Yeah.
什么 喂? 喂? What? Hello? Hello?
该死 没电了 Oh, shit, man. Your battery's dead.
没错 Oh, great.
-谢谢 -谢了 朋友 - Thanks. - Well, gracias, amigo.
感谢你能载我一程 要是别人就拒绝了 I mean, it's real nice of you to give me a ride. Most people just say no.
我在那旅馆边上还是挺幸运的 Coz I‘ve been having a lot of luck lately outside of that hotel.
没问题 睡个好觉 No problem. Have a good night.
能借点钱吗 Can I borrow a couple bucks?
好的 Okay.
既然已经到这种地步了 I've come this far.
好的 给 Yes, you can.
你手里有一大堆 能全给我吗 You got a whole lot there. Can I have it all?
当然 都是你的了 Sure. It's all yours.
上帝保佑你 伙计 God bless you, man.
拜托 Oh, come on.
拜托 动啊 Come on, come on.
好极了 Perfect.
卡尔 你愿意把所有钱给一个流浪汉吗 Hey, Carl. Do you wanna give all your money away to a homeless guy?
是的 我愿意 Yes, yes, I do.
你会让他用完手机电池 How about letting him burn out your phone...
好让你在车没油时 无法求助吗 ...so you can't call aaa when you run out of gas?
听起来真他妈是个好主意 That sounds like a fucking great idea!
为何不在山中来次深夜漫步 Why don't you take a late-night stroll through the hills...
好让曼森家族把你给杀了 我很乐意 ...and get killed by the Manson family? Don't mind if I do.
拜托 伙计 Come on, man.
是 他妈的这是我唯一的选择了 Yes. Since that's my only fucking option.
你愿意拎着20磅汽油 Would you like to carry a 20-pound
上山找自己的车吗 Container of gas up a giant hill to your car?
我行吗 真的可以吗 Oh, could I? Could I really?
看上去不错 That's a good look.
-你刚才在给我照相吗 -也许吧 - Hi. Did you just take my picture? - Maybe.
车没油了吗 Did you just run out of gas?
也许吧 Maybe.
倒霉 上周我也碰到这烂事 That sucks. That happened to me last week.
你也开车送一个流浪汉回公园 When you were driving out of your way...
而且他打完了你的手机电池 To drop off a homeless guy who wore
害得你无法呼救吗 Out your battery so you couldn't call AAA?
不 我想这只会发生在你身上 No. I take it that's what happened to you.
不 你怎么会这么想 No. Why would you assume that?
他打光了你的手机电池? He used up your phone?
对 他无疑是地球上最受欢迎的流浪汉 Yeah. Apparently he was the most popular homeless man on the planet.
电话打不完 真难得 He was staying connected. It was good to see.
我很高兴帮助了他 真的 I'm just glad that I could be a part of it, really.
-一定很爽 -当然 - That must feel good. - Oh, truly, truly.
还能锻炼身体 很不错 Yeah. And I'm getting some exercise, which is cool.
要搭便车吗 Well, do you need a ride?
那个吗 On that thing?
觉得快吗 Am I going too fast for you?
不 我想可以更快一些 No. In fact, I think you should go faster.
这样如果撞车了 我能直接死掉 That way if we crash, at least I'll die.
我可不想变成植物人 I just don't wanna be kept alive artificially.
-你在干什么 -拍照 笑一笑 - What are you doing? - I'm taking a picture. Smile.
-看不见 我瞎了 -我也是 真爽 - I can't see. I'm blind. - Me too. Isn't it great? Whoo!
这样就行了 Yeah, that's getting it good. Yep.
-谢谢你的便车 -小事一桩 - Well, thanks again for the ride. - No problem.
希望这能让你快点恢复生气 Hopefully the color will return to your face sometime soon.
-我还是习惯开四轮汽车 -真的吗 - I'm more of a four-wheel kind of guy. - Really?
不会吧 你在摩托车上感觉很爽啊 I never would've guessed that. You seemed so at ease on two.
-能把头盔还我了吗 -我还戴着呢 对吧 - Can I have my helmet back now? - I'm still wearing it, aren't I?
没错 Yeah.
谢谢 Thanks.
你还好吗 So are you okay?
我很好 除非你想留在这儿亲热一下 Yeah, I'm good, unless you wanna stick around and make out.
-什么 -你刚才说什么 - What? - What did you say?
我... Hey,I--
睡个好觉 Have a good night.
好的 Yes.
说"好的"常会带来惊喜 Yes always leads to something good.
机会不再流逝 Never avoid opportunities.
它们会以各种形式显现 They may come in any form."
-喂? -卡尔 是你兄弟诺曼 - Hello? - Carl, it's your buddy Norman.
也是你的上司 不过更像兄弟 对吧 Well, and your boss, but more your buddy than your boss, right?
我想是吧 I guess.
听着 公司周六缺人 So look, we're kind of short on Saturday staff.
你能想办法过来吗 Is there any way you could come in?
当然 Sure.
我正渴望在银行里度过美丽的周六呢 Nothing I like better than the inside of a bank on a beautiful Saturday.
没错 这真是个神奇的地方 Yeah. Yeah, there really is something magical about this place.
想增大小弟弟的尺寸吗 Would I like to increase the size of my penis?
没错 Right.
我才不需要呢 Like I need that.
-波斯新娘 -你好 我是法拉诺丝 - Persian wifefinder. - Hi there. I am Faranoush.
你愿做我的男人吗 Would you be the man for me?
可能吧 I guess so.
打扰了 我想申请一笔小额贷款 Excuse me. I'd like to apply for a small-business loan.
什么生意 And what's your business?
我把名人的脸做成蛋糕 I bake cakes in the shape of different celebrities' faces.
-米基·洛克 -不 是波诺 - Oh, wow, Mickey Rourke. - No. It's Bono.
没错 Oh. Yeah, right.
希望吃起来不要像米基·洛克 Let's hope it doesn't taste like Mickey Rourke.
你觉得行吗 So, what do you think?
好的 I think yes.
有趣吧 Inta-maresting.
蛋糕? Cakes, huh?
对 我只是很想尝尝 诺诺 Yeah. I just kind of went with my gut on it, Norm.
-你叫我诺诺 -没错 - You called me Norm. - Yeah.
-它可以做我的外号吗 -好的 - Could that, like, be my nickname? - Yeah. I guess.
好极了 我喜欢你的风格 卡卡 这个是你的 Oh, nice. I like your style. Car. That could be yours.
对 卡尔已经够简短了 可... Yeah. Carl's pretty short already, but--
这里需要这种生机 But it's the kind of dazzle we need around here.
-没错 -你知道我做了什么吗 - Yeah. - And you know what I did?
什么 What?
丹门克的事让我很窝火 That Demko thing really chapped my ass.
"要么让卡尔升 要么两人一起升职" "Carl gets promoted in lieu of Demko, or along with demko...
"选一个 不然我走人" ...whichever, or I walk.""
真的吗 他们怎么回答 Really? What did they say?
他们很想让我走人 Well, they were quite attracted to the me walking option, you know,
起码那时如此 For a moment.
-但我马上收回了那话 -漂亮 - But then I threw that off the table. - Good move.
于是他们同意 如果你工作积极 就能升职 And they said if you started to show some initiative, I could promote you.
然后? And?
-你做到了 -真的吗 - Well, you're doing it. - Yeah?
-当然了 像蛋糕这档事 -没错 - Yeah, the whole cake thing. - Yeah.
-你开始给人起绰号 -当然 - You're making up nicknames. - Okay.
知道吗 早上我给丹门克打电话 you know what? I called Demko this morning...
问他是否能来工作 想知道他的答复吗 ...to ask if he could work, and know what he said?
-不能 -你怎么知道的 - No. - How did you know that?
他不在这儿啊 He's not here.
-对 可是你在这儿 卡卡 -没错 - Yeah, but you are, Car. - Yeah.
所以升职的将是你 And that's why I'm gonna give the job to you.
诺诺 真难以置信 太棒了 谢谢 Norm, that's amazing. Oh, my god. Thank you.
升的不只是职位 薪水也涨到六万五 Nice little raise in it for you too. Bump up your salary to 65.
-六万五? -当然 六万五 - Thousand? - Of course, thousand.
来吧 让咱们更上一层楼 约老兄 Come on, let's step this thing up a notch, broseph.
瞧见了吗 See what I did there?
"老兄"和"约瑟夫"合起来 约老兄 很酷吧 I joined ""bro"" with ""joseph."" Broseph. Pretty cool, huh?
酷毙了 诺诺 Very cool, Norm.
一直以来 我都是一个白痴的傻瓜 I have been such a dick and a douche.
也许傻瓜的成分多一点 More of a douche than a dick, probably...
对不起 我应该到场的 真的 ...but I'm sorry. I should have been there. I mean, really.
卡尔 我很赞同你对自己的评价 You're preaching to the choir, Carl.
说真的 感觉不一样了 I'm telling you, man, things are different.
就是说 你必须对一切说"好"吗 Okay. Wait, so wait. You have to say yes to everything?
我过去没能勇于接受新事物 现在我要改变 I wasn't open to stuff, and now I am...
一切都不同了 "好"的时代开始了 ...and things are changing for me. It's like the era of yes has begun.
只要能把你推出家门 我都同意 Aii right. Look, gets you out of the house, I'm all for it.
你好 给我们再上一轮酒 Excuse me. Could we get another round of drinks?
不停地上 记在帐上 And actually, we're gonna start a tab...
卡尔到最后会付钱的 ...and our good friend here, Carl, will be taking care of it.
-没问题吧 伙计? -好的 没问题 - Well, you're okay with that, right, buddy? - Yes. Yes, I am.
好的 Okay.
我本该为周一的工作做准备的 I should be prepping my case for monday
但是此情此景不容错过 But I cannot miss this.
再吸一口辣酱 Hey, you, another bump of hot sauce.
老天 你们真的很喜欢我的"好"计划 Boy, you guys are really into this yes thing.
他成功了 He did it.
喝的我请客 Drinks on me.
太疯狂了 Crazy, man.
卡尔 刚才你太棒了 Carl, that was so awesome.
-是的 -打扰一下 我可不可以... - Okay. - Excuse me. Could I--
没问题 Absolutely.
她好像不是要干这个 不过也行啊 I don't think that's what she was asking for, but all right.
我刚才在嚼口香糖吗 Was I chewing gum before?
混蛋 你干了什么 Hey. What do you think you're doing, asshole?
消消气 一点小误会而已 Easy, easy. It was a little misunderstanding, okay?
我是在对生活说"好" 一定要对生活说"好" I'm just saying yes to iife, homes. You gotta say yes to life.
我可是定下了"契约"的 I made a sacred ""conevant.""
听起来好邪恶 That sounded naughty.
-你我外面见 -不要 天哪 不要 - I think you and I need to step outside. - No. god, no.
好的 没问题 我自己来解决 Okay, it's okay. I got this. I got this.
要是我赢了... Okay. But if I win...
我就要带着你的漂亮女友去舞会 ...I get to take that pretty girl of yours to a ball...
那是她应得的 ...because she deserves that.
每个漂亮的女孩都应该去参加舞会 Every pretty girl deserves to go to a ball.
这话说得真贴心 That is so nice.
好吧 他照我脸上打了一拳 All right. He punched me right in the face, man.
-别担心 我给你撑腰 -你谁的腰也撑不住 - Don't worry. I got your back. - You don't have anybody's.
抱歉 都是我的错 I'm sorry, man. It's all our fault.
-我从上初一就再也没打过架了 -我知道 - I haven't fighted in a fight since grade 7. - I know.
还打不打了? Hey. Are we gonna fight or what?
当然了 当然要打了 Yeah, we're gonna fight. We're gonna fight, all right. Okay?
你想挨揍吗 You want some, huh, more?
我奉陪到底 Because I am open for business, okay?
看我的动作 Oh, where'd I go?
你都看不清我的动作还怎么打 Yeah, how do you fight what you can't see?
你没看过比利·杰克传奇吗 Did you see the legend of Billy Jack?
我要用这只脚 Because I'm gonna take this foot...
一脚踹在你的脸上 ...and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face...
你一点还手之力也没有 ...and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it.
只要别把我的牙打掉就行 Just don't break my teeth off on the curb, okay?
但是咱们得演得真一点 让他们过足瘾 But let's really sell this. give them a show.
什么 What?
首先 咱们要立点规矩 First, we have to establish the ground rules.
规矩就是没有规矩 And the ground rules are there are no ground rules.
傻子 你打错人了 Idiot. I'm the wrong guy.
也许我是打对人了 Well, maybe you need to start being the right guy.
你平白无故挨我一拳 That's why you got punched out...
因为你很明显 态度有问题 ...because you got the wrong attitude right out of the gate.
混蛋 我在这儿 I'm over here, dickhole.
天哪 真搞笑 Oh, my god. That's so funny.
你完全是... You're a complete--
你还好吗 You all right?
我差点儿就挡住了 就差一点儿 I almost blocked it. Didn't get there in time.
好了 别打了 我们喝多了 Okay, we're done. We've been drinking.
他真是喝多了 说真的 伙计 He's really been drinking. Seriously, man.
我很高兴咱们打了这一架 I'm glad we had this experience.
我觉得咱们都从中学到了不少 给我打电话 I think we both grew from it. Call me. You asshole.
你这混蛋 you asshole.
-我们做到了 -是的 老兄 我们做到了 - We really did. - Yeah. We did, bud.
她去不成舞会了 She's never gonna go to a ball.
是的 去不成了 No. No, she's not.
-蒂利 你在这儿啊 -你好 卡尔 - Okay. Tillie, there you are. - Hi, Carl.
需要我帮你做什么吗 What can I do for you?
你能不能帮我组装一下书架 Well, I was wondering if you could help me put up some shelves.
是吗 Oh, really?
好了 这样就行了 Okay. That should just about do it.
-再见 蒂利 -你干得真好 卡尔 - I'll see you later, Tillie. - That was wonderful, Carl.
别走得那么快 Oh, not so fast.
你要干什么 What are you doing?
-亲爱的 我忘记取钱了 -没关系的 - Oh, darn, I forgot to go to the bank. - Oh, that's okay.
我总是很健忘 I'm getting so forgetful.
-年纪大了就会这样 -别放在心上 - It happens with age. - Don't worry about it.
我总得报答你啊 I am gonna have to repay you somehow.
邻里之间互相帮助是应该的 Oh, just doing a favor for a neighbor is good enough for me.
你真帅 You are so handsome.
你怎么从来不带女孩回家呢 How come I never see you with a girl over there?
我现在还没正式恋爱 但也有约会 Well, I'm just-- I'm not in a serious thing, but I am dating.
-你想要释放一下吗 -你说什么 - Would you iike a release? - I 'm sorry?
我是说 性方面的释放 You know, a sexual release?
-我是干什么来了 -你什么都不用干 卡尔 - What do I do here? - Oh, you don't have to do anything, Carl.
躺下就行 剩下的就交给我 You just iay back and I will take care of everything.
我不知该说什么好 这也太扯了 I don't know what to say here. I'm stumped. I'm baffled.
对这件事我恐怕不能说"好" I don't know if I'm gonna be able to say yes to this one, till.
-怕什么 -谢谢你的提议 - Oh, come on. - But thanks for the offer and the image.
...还有这恶心的画面 ...and the image.
我有事要走了 下次再见 And I've got this thing I gotta do, so I'll be seeing you.
我在做噩梦吧 In my nightmares.
天哪 行行好吧 Oh, come on, give me a break.
泰伦斯说如果我对别人说不 就会有事发生的 Terrence said this would happen if I said no.
这也太荒唐了 That's ridiculous.
快出来啊 我想拒绝就拒绝 Get out of there. If I wanna say no, I'll say no!
好狗狗 Nice dog.
放松好了 交给我吧 Just relax. I'll handle this.
上帝啊 Oh, god!
啊 我的老天 Oh, god! Oh, no. Oh, my....
你是怎么弄的 How are you doing that? Ay!
"化妆舞会 扮成你最爱的哈利·波特来参加" "Costume party. Come as your favorite harry potter character."
好的 诺诺 You got it, Norm.
真的吗 我一直想试试呢 Really? I've always wanted to try it. Yeah.
早8点到晚5点半之间随时都能送来吗 So I can expect delivery anytime between 8 a.m. and 5:30?
你好 请问你有时间吗 Hello. Wondering if you had a moment...
-我们来讨论一下基督教吧 -好啊 请进 - ...to discuss the church of jesus christ. - Yeah, come on in.
-卖饼干的小女孩 -卖饼干的小女孩 - Buttercup girls. - Buttercup girls.
好啊 总算来了 Yeah. All right.
真的可以啊 Hey. It's really working. Ah!
太棒了 太棒了 It's beautiful, man. It's beautiful.
我要学吉他 我要学开飞机 I do wanna take guitar lessons. I do wanna learn how to fly.
好的 我要学韩语 Yes, I would like to learn Korean.
我会理解 I would understand
我明白了 All right, now I got it.
他叫我什么来着 What did he call me?
帮助无家可归的人 Homeless.
来打饭啊 Come and get it.
给你 你想要一点是吗 There you are. You want some?
他从来不听别人说话 He never listens.
我想从事有机肥分销行业 I wanna start an organic-fertilizer distribution business.
下一个 Next.
-想看看...不好意思 -知道吗 我想看 - Wanna see a-- oh, sorry. - You know what? I'd love to.
坚守岗位的人是好同志 Way to stick in there.
给你 There you go.
我来了 Hey. I came.
太好了 Great.
来杯滚石酒 Rolling rock, please.
来自时间的起源 在地府演出 From the dawn of time--in the netherworld.
有一支乐队 There was a band.
是的 是有一支乐队 Oh, yes, there was.
我们就是那支乐队 And we were that band.
是的 我们就是 Yes, we were.
这支乐队是做摇滚的 And that band made rock 'n' roll.
是的 他们做摇滚 Oh, yes, they did.
乐队以海藻之类的海洋植物为食 And that band ate arame and other sea vegetables.
这支乐队十分激进 And that band was rad.
杰克 佩内洛普 罗德里格 Hello, Jake, Penelope, Rodrigo,
菲利普 扎查理 你们好 Phillip, Zachary.
-我们就是"冒险之王" -开玩笑吧 - We are munchausen by proxy. - You're kidding me.
本该我来提出分手 I should have been the one to break up with you
你说"你是谁" You said, "who are you?"
你是谁 Who are you?
我真想把你脖子拧断 朝你吐口水 I wanna snap your neck and spit on you
你问"你是谁" you said, "who are you?"
你是谁 Who are you?
要是我接到电话带来你的死讯 你说"你是谁" If I got a call that said you were dead you said, "who are you?"
你是谁 Who are you?
我会耸耸肩 然后说同样的话"你是谁" I'd shrug my shoulders, and I'd say whatevs you said, "who are you? "
你是谁 Who are you?
见过我的朋友伊恩吗 他是个电脑黑客 Hey, did you ever meet my friend Ian? He' s a computer hacker.
他帮我删除了你的空间 He helped me erase your myspace page.
还有你乐队的空间主页 And your band's myspace page.
还有你的开心网主页 And your facebook page.
上网愉快 混蛋 Happy networking, asshole.
别再晚上11点后打电话给我 不要再发生这种事了 Don't call me past 1 1 p.m. It won't happen again
一次 两次 Happened once, it happened twice
三次 四次 五次 六次 It happened three times, maybe four times, maybe five times, maybe
也许六次 但不会发生第七次了 Maybe it happened six times but it won 't happen a seventh time
不会了 不会了 No, no, no, no
我不是你深夜的战利品 I'm not your late night booty call
再也不当婊子了 Whore no more
别再晚上11点后打电话给我 不要再发生这种事了 Don 't call me past 1 1 p.m. It won 't happen again
10点59分打电话没问题 You can call me at 10:59
但11点就不行 因为那是我的新规矩 But don 't call me at 11 'cause that's my rule now
给我一杯水好吗 Can I get a water?
你不就是汽车没油了和我亲热的那个人吗 Hey. Out-of-gas make-out guy.
我们亲热过? 哦 想起来了 Did we make out? Oh, right, we did. Now I remember.
-你在这里干吗 -我知道 真是巧啊 - What are you doing here? - I know. Is this crazy or what?
真够巧的 It's so crazy.
-你是在跟踪我吗 -没有 我才不干那种事呢 - Are you stalking me? - No. I would never do that.
顺便说一下 By the way,
从院子里看过去你家的新家具很好看 Your new living-room furniture looks great from the yard.
-表演得很不错啊 -谢谢 - Hey, great gig or whatever, you know. - Thanks.
歌词很有感染力 你自己写的? Yeah. Strong lyrics. You just make that stuff up?
-灵感从个人经历中来 -很酷啊 - It comes from personal experience. - Cool.
想喝一杯吗 You want a drink?
不行 我明天还得早起 Oh, I can't. I have to wake up early.
-我得走了 但是... - 真要走了? - So I have to go, but.... - Oh, really?
把我送到我的摩托车那儿吧 But you can walk me to my scooter.
我是教慢跑摄影的 I teach a jogging photo group...
为那些又想锻炼身体又想练习摄影的人 ...for people who want to both exercise and practice photography.
现在那玩意儿很流行 Oh, yeah, that's getting very popular now.
就在格里费斯公园 我们跑一圈 大概5英里 It's in Griffith Park and we do a loop. It's about five miles.
在早晨6点 It's at 6 a.m.
我还从来没早上6点起过床呢 Wow. I haven't been up at 6 a.m. in, like, never.
-真够早的 -为了拍到好照片 - That's early. - Yeah, but it makes for amazing pictures.
你有一支乐队 Okay, so you're in a band...
从事慢跑摄影行业 还有什么 ...you do the jogging photography, what else?
随心所欲 Whatever I want.
我是一家救济中心的志愿者 我还会画一点画 I volunteer at a shelter. I paint a little bit.
真好 我也做过一些慈善工作 Yeah, that's cool. I've done some charity work.
还做过裸体模特 And some nude modeling, fyi.
谢谢你告诉我 什么时候我要是需要... Good to know, if, you know, if I ever need to....
话说回来 我的回答是"好的" So anyway, my answer is yes.
我很愿意和你约会 I'd be happy to go out with you.
我还没约你呢 I didn't ask you out.
关于模特的事 你差点让我上当了 Could have fooled me with that modeling comment.
是你自己说的啊 You said that.
不管是谁说的 都让我感到十分不自在 Well, whoever said it, it made me very uncomfortable.
要不你明早来上我的课? Hey, why don't you come to my class tomorrow?
你干吗不继续憋屈我呢 Why don't you stop smothering me? Seriously. It's way too much too soon.
好的 我很愿意 Yeah, I'd love to.
好的 我们明天见 Okay. I'll see you tomorrow....
-我是卡尔 -艾莉森 - Carl. - Allison.
鲁尼? Yeah, Rooney?
卡尔 快来俱乐部 Yo, Carl, hitting the clubs.
今晚我们通宵 喝罐红牛 你睡了? Got a case of red bull. Gonna pull an all-nighter. You down?
好的 Yeah.
大家都准备好了吗 相机都装好胶卷 Okay, guys, everybody ready? Cameras loaded?
艾莉森? Allison?
还要用闪光灯吗 Do we need to use a flash?
有阳光就不用了 里奇 Not when the sun's up, Reggie.
昨晚太美好了 你们挑战极限 值得尊敬 Beautiful night, guys. You take it to the limit, and I respect that.
这礼拜再给我打电话 咱们再玩儿一次 Hit me on the cell this week. Let's do it again.
谁要是问起昨晚 我只能用这个声音来形容 Carl, if somebody asked me to describe tonight, I would just go, "ow!"
我也这么觉得 李 我都不太认识你 Back at you, roon. Lee, I hardly know you,
但我觉得很开心 But I feel comfortable.
艾莉森 是我啊 我在这儿 Look how close I'm getting. Hey, Allison, it's me, Carl. I'm here.
艾莉森 我在这儿 Allison, I'm here.
那两个人是谁 Hey. Who were those guys?
那是我朋友鲁尼和李 That's Rooney and my friend Lee.
李是个护士 我在取笑他 He's a nurse. I was making fun of him.
我们昨天疯狂了一晚 太爽了 We hit a couple raves last night. It was totally off the hook.
-你有点兴奋过度了 -我喝了不少红牛 - You seem a iittle hyper. - Had a couple red bulls.
你喝过吗 我以前从没喝过 昨晚喝了不少 Ever had red bull? I never had red bull. Had red bull last night.
我爱死红牛了 I like red bull.
我搞了条新项链 能在黑暗中闪闪发光 I got a new necklace. Glows in the dark.
现在不亮了 除非这样 Can't really see it right now, unless you do this.
真了不起 不过红牛喝多了不是会让人崩溃吗 That's really something. Doesn't red bull make you crash pretty hard?
不 不 不会的 才不会 No, no, no. No, no. I don't think so. No.
跑完步 我们应该再去搞一点儿红牛喝 No. Hey, after we jog, we should get a red bull.
我可以和你去买个红牛 一起喝 You and I could get a red bull. We could share.
-好吧 真是有趣... -红牛 - Okay, that'd be fu-- - Red bull.
-听起来... -红牛 - That sounds-- - Red bull.
-我想我会... -红牛 - I think I'd-- - Red bull.
-我真的... -红牛 - I'd really-- - Red bull.
红牛 Red bull.
真是精力充沛 我喜欢 各位 这是卡尔 Okay. A lot of energy. I like it. Everybody, this is Carl.
-卡尔 这是大家 -大家好啊 - Carl, this is everybody. - Hey, everybody.
赶快 我们排成队过去 Come on. Let's get into shipshape.
等等 Hold that.
卡尔 你没事吧 Hey, Carl, you okay?
就这样别动 Hold it right there.
真爽 That's good.
真搞不懂你是什么样的人 有点不可思议 I can't put my finger on you. You're kind of unpredictable.
像个迷 Kind of mysterious.
听我说 You know, listen.
我喜欢新奇的生活 快乐的生活 各种各样的生活 I like to keep it fresh. I like to live it up. I like to mix it up.
如果你不习惯 那我们就到此为止 If that doesn't live with you, we should end this.
我喜欢啊 I love that.
我不知道人们是怎样适应重复无聊的生活 I don't know how people go through life with the same boring routine.
-那样还不如杀了我 -我懂 一枪毙命算了 - Just shoot me. - I know. Right in the face.
说真的 我交往过一个这样的家伙 Seriously, I dated this guy and I was astounded at how content he was...
令我吃惊的是 他生活那么自闭 ...just living his life in this closed-off little box.
我知道 很叫人沮丧 I know. It's so frustrating.
我想抓着这些人使劲地摇 告诉他们 I just wanna grab these people and shake them.
"快醒醒 你错过了一个叫做生活的东西" Say, "wake up, you. You're missing out on a little thing called life."
是啊 That's good.
那么 自闭男后来怎么样了 So, what happened to closed-off-little-box boy?
没什么变化 一言难尽 It just didn't work out. It's a long story.
是吗 你昨晚唱的就是这个事吗 Yeah? Same story you were singing about last night?
可能吧 Might be.
自闭男 敏感话题 不能再打听 Closed-off-little-box boy, tender topic. Probe no further.
好吧 如果你一定要知道 我们在一起了 Okay, if you must know, we lived together.
我以为他是我的真命天子 I thought he was it, the one, or whatever.
后来 他无缘无故地提出了分手 And then surprise, he ended it, out of nowhere for no reason.
再后来 就再没看到他了 Gone, never saw him again.
这么粗暴 抱歉 Wow. That's rough. I'm sorry.
不过 下次你要提醒我故事的长度 Next time you should warn me about the length of the story, though.
故意拖延 Kind of dragged on.
-我会的 -这就对了 就象剪掉多余部分 - I'll work on that. - Yeah, just trim the fat.
剪掉肥肉健康 Ooh! Jeez. That was very healthy.
她主动 她勇敢 She's spontaneous. She's ballsy.
她做事毫无羁绊 也没那么多顾虑 She has no clue what she's doing and she doesn't care.
她和我正好反过来 She's the complete opposite of me.
卡尔 能把番茄酱递给我吗 Carl, could you please pass the cholula?
当然 法拉诺丝 Sure, Faranoush.
你们俩怎么认识的 How did you two meet again?
通过波斯新娘网 很酷的 你也该试试 Persianwifefinder.com. It's pretty cool. You should check it out.
-我已经订婚了 -也对 - I'm engaged. - Oh, yeah.
你在法拉诺丝面前谈论艾莉森 这样好吗 Should you talk about Allison in front of Faranoush?
没关系 我们刚认识 她知道这不需要保密 It's okay, man. We just met. She knows it's not exclusive.
-而且她也不是我喜欢的型 -我听到了 - Besides, she's totally not my type. - I can hear you.
对不起 法拉诺丝 Sorry, Faranoush.
不管怎么说 Anyway,
如果我不对那个流浪汉说"好"的话 我也结识不了艾莉森 I never would've met allison if I hadn't said yes to the homeless guy.
你不应该和陌生女人约会 You wouldn't be on a date with a strange woman.
-没有恶意 法拉诺丝 -我不介意 - No offense, Faranoush. - None taken.
我没觉得自己在和女人约会啊 I didn't realize I was dealing with a no man.
不 我不这么看 帮我扔了这个 好吗 No, I think it's great. Throw this away for me, will you?
-宝贝 你好啊 -你好 - Hey, honey. - Hey.
- 露西 法拉诺丝 这是露西 这是法拉诺丝 -你好 - Lucy. Faranoush, Lucy. Lucy, Faranoush. - Hello.
我那些朋友都很没用 So my friends are being really lame...
没人愿意给我办新娘礼会 ...and nobody's offered to throw me a bridal shower.
我有个主意 Hey, I have an idea.
卡尔 你能给露西办个新娘礼会吗 Carl, would you like to throw lucy a bridal shower?
好的 当然可以 Yeah. Sure.
当然可以 很好啊 我很乐意 Why not? That'd be great. Yeah, I'd love that.
-问题解决了 -是啊 - Problem solved. - Yeah.
-真的吗 -没错 - Really? - Yeah.
那谢谢你 卡尔 Well, thanks, Carl.
谢谢 真是太好了 Thanks, that's really sweet.
-好极了 -这样真的很好 卡尔 - That's great. - That is sweet, Carl.
谢谢 法拉诺丝 Thanks, Faranoush.
我差点忘了 我还要找些戏服给艾莉森 Oh, I forgot, I gotta pick up costumes for me and Allison.
要戏服干吗 Costumes for what?
除你武器 开玩笑 Expelliarmus! Just kidding.
没关系 我挡住并还回去了 That's okay. I blocked it and deflected it back.
这衣服好酷啊 兄弟 Oh. Kaching! Wow. Cool costume, my man.
他们就剩下儿童短衫了 The only one they had left was for toddlers.
这是艾莉森和她的红杉魔杖 This is Allison and her wand made from a sequoia.
-你好 -你一定是诺曼 - Hi. - You must be Norman.
是的 很高兴见到你 欢迎光临 请进 Yes, nice to meet you. Thanks for coming. Come in.
我们这儿有饮料 还有... Yeah, we've got, well, drinks, you know...
薯条 冰激凌 ...chips, dips...
大家都很好相处 和你们俩一样 ...and good people, just like you two.
-谢谢 -做好心里准备 - Thanks. - Pace yourselves.
今晚会很疯狂 It's gonna be a crazy night.
-去那儿 射门 -加油 - Get in there, play the zone. - Come on.
冰激凌不错 要吗 Good dip, huh, h.p.?. mm.
在好事多买了好多 你看 我有了一张内部会员卡 Got tons of it at costco. You see, I've got an exclusive membership card.
有了这张卡 我能去所有分店 And with that card, I get access to the whole place.
所有东西买的多都能打折 I can buy large quantities of anything at discount prices.
别人不能办这卡吗 Can't anyone get one of those cards?
我想是吧 不过如果你想办 我会找人帮忙的 No, don't think so. But I can talk to someone, if you'd like.
-好啊 有好消息告诉我们 -是啊 - Yeah, put in a good word for us. - That would be great.
回家的感觉很怪 是吧 Feels strange to be going home, doesn't it?
"其实 我不是回家" "" I'm not going home, not really.""
再见 Oh, bye.
好的 伙伴们 谁想看"哈利·波特与密室"? Alrighty, gang. Who wants to watch chamber of secrets?
-谢谢你们能来 -很高兴认识你 - Well, thanks for coming, guys. - So nice to meet you.
也很高兴认识你 谢谢 Good to meet you, too. Thank you. And hey.
这样就对了 过来 我上前一步 That's right. Come in. I'll go in.
你的手要保持这样的摇 Keep your hand there like in a shake.
另一只手抱住我 The other hand goes around for a hug.
-对 就这样 -谢谢你能和我做这个 - Yeah. Tap it. - Thanks for walking me through that.
没什么 再见 That's all right. Bye.
好了 伙计们 都登上霍格华兹特快车 Okay, guys, all aboard the Hogwarts Express.
下一站 阿兹卡班 Next stop, Azkaban.
你想开吗 Do you wanna drive?
-你开得越来越好了 -还不赖 是吧 - Hey, you're getting better. - Yeah, not bad, huh?
好了 稳住了 Whoa. Yep, I got it.
我有个主意 I got an idea.
-我们不能这样 -为什么 你怕了? - We can't do this. - Why? You scared?
赶紧 有人过来了 我看到了 快 Hurry. Somebody's coming. And I think I see something. Hurry.
-好疯狂 -我知道 但很棒 - This is crazy. - I know, but it's great.
太不真实了 This is unreal.
非常同意 I couldn't agree more.
你知道吗 我以前从没让别人开过我的摩托 You know, I've never let anyone drive my scooter before.
我以前也从没让人在好莱坞圆形剧场吻过我 I've never let anyone kiss me on the stage of the hollywood bowl before.
晚上好 洛杉矶 Good evening, Los Angeles.
欢迎来到好莱坞圆形剧场的"冒险之王" Please welcome to the Hollywood bowl Munchausen by Proxy.
我是你的大粉丝 I'm your biggest fan. Bang!
我把她杀了 I killed her.
我出名了 I'm a somebody.
我可不觉得 I don't know about that.
-不会吧 你会有很多疯狂粉丝的 -不觉得 - Come on, you gotta have creepy fans. - I don't think so.
-我们不会有那么多人喜欢的 -你说什么呢 - We don't have that much of a following. - What are you talking about?
罗德里戈和他的哥们儿在酒吧呢 不能相信他们 Rodrigo and the guys at the bar. They can't be trusted.
这里有我和我朋友 八九个活跃分子 There's me and my friends. That makes eight or nine very unstable people.
-这地方能容纳多少人? -也许17000人 - How many people can this place even hold? - Like 17,000.
这么说我们每个人得请1800个朋友才行 So each one of us invites 1800 of our closest friends.
没必要 我知道我们的音乐是非主流 No need. I know our music isn't that mainstream.
-什么 -我就是喜欢做 - What? - I love doing it.
和我拍的照片一样 It's like my photography.
我知道没有多少边跑步边照的需要 I know there isn't that much demand for photographs...
但是... ...taken while running, but....
我还没打算说什么呢 I wasn't gonna say anything.
不过管他呢 这个世界就是个大舞台 You know, who cares? The world's a playground.
当你小的时候就是这样 You know that when you're a kid...
但是长大之后 每个人都忘记这点了 ...but somewhere along the way, everyone forgets it.
我喜欢你的音乐 I love your music.
人们都可以站着拍照 Anybody can take a photo standing still.
-你们干什么呢 -糟糕 - Hey. What are you doing? - Oh, shit.
-站住 -站住了 - Stop. - Stopping.
-快啊 卡尔 快跑 -谢谢 - Come on, Carl, run. - Thanks.
-待在那儿别动 -好的 - Wait right there. - You got it.
-趴在地上 -悉听尊便 - Down on the ground. - Whatever you say.
-卡尔 你在干什么 我们快跑啊 -好吧 我不能谁的话都听 - Carl, what are you doing? Let's go. - All right. I can't please everyone.
快跑 Run!
大家好 Hello, everybody.
维生素C维持你健康 我会站在你们这边的 A little vitamin c. keep your strength up. I will be right with you.
-帮我分一下 好吗 -当然 - Pass those out, will you? - Sure.
-是李吗 -你好 - Lee? - Hey.
怎么了 我的好哥们儿 What up, my brizzo?
-你有事 对吧 -卡尔 你过来一下 - That's not right, is it? - Carl, I need you for a second.
能等我两分钟吗 李 Can you hang on a minute, Lee?
怎么了 诺诺 What's going on, Norm?
这回篓子捅大了 Something's going down on a big scale.
董事会的人都过来了 别乱看 他想找你谈话 Guy from corporate's here. Don't look. He wants to talk to you.
我想是关于你放的那些贷款的事 I think it's about all those loans you've been approving.
我们运作得很好啊 Well, we had a nice run.
贷款可能出问题了 诺诺 I might get shit-canned, Norm.
尽管如此 别担心 总会好起来的 Anyway, don't worry about it. It'll lead to something good.
-我也在其中 -不会吧 - Hey, I'm part of this too. - No.
-是的 我在一旁却没去管 -诺诺 - Yeah. I stood by and let it happen. - Norm.
懂了吗 你在信贷区的时候 还记得吗 You were feeling it. You were in the loan zone, remember?
-记得啊 -我在监督你们 - I was. - I was watching you.
对 是的 Yeah, you were.
但我猜麻烦我们俩都跑不掉 But I'm afraid it's caught up with us.
是福是祸我们要共同面对了 Now you and I have to face the music.
-来吧 -等我一下 - Come on. - Hey. Can I have one minute?
-好的 -李 有什么事吗 - Okay. - Lee? What do you need?
你可能是我放的最后一笔贷款了 You may be my last loan.
是杜卡迪摩托 It's a Ducati.
我想它能让人们对我这个男护士有所改观 I'm thinking it'll get people off my back about the male nurse thing.
-你懂我意思吗 -是的 好好骑 - See what I mean? - Yeah. Nice ride.
让我看到你的另一面了 李 See you on the other side, Lee.
卡尔 Carl.
我是卫斯理·帕克 布雷亚联邦储蓄副主席 Wesley t. Parker. Vice president, Brea Federal Savings.
很高兴见到您 Pleasure to meet you.
一般每两个月 普通的信贷员会放35到40笔贷款 Every two months, the typical loan officer approves 35 to 40 loans.
而你放出了... You have given out...
561笔 ...561.
比平均值高了点啊 A little more than average, then.
更不同寻常的是贷款的金额 What's even more unusual are the amounts.
250块为买一辆山地车 600块是为了帆板课程 A $250 loan for a mountain bike, $600 for windsurfing lessons.
你玩过那些没有? 很刺激的 Have you ever tried that? It's fun.
卡尔 这家银行的传统是不放小额信贷的 Carl, this bank traditionally has never given out small loans.
-我是否可以解释一下...当然 -坐下 - If I can explain-- Yeah, certainly. - Sit down.
最初我以为你是在攫取我们的存款 At first I thought you might be raiding our coffers.
-我不会这样做的 -我觉得我就会 你为什么不会呢 - I would never do that. - I would if I could, so why wouldn't you?
但是... But--
等到我进一步调查发现 But then I iooked closer.
这些人非常感激自己的贷款需求能被满足 These people are so grateful to have their needs met...
超过98%的人正常还贷 ...more than 98 percent of them are following through with payments.
也因为你放了这么多笔贷款给他们 And because you've given out so many of them...
我们实际上赚了很多钱 卡尔 这些小额信贷真不错 ...we're actually making a lot of money. Carl, these micro-loans, not bad.
看到了吗 卡尔 你的担心不存在 See, Car, you worrywart.
卡尔 Carl,
如果我让你和这些人一起工作 你会怎样 What would you say if I asked you to work upstairs with the big boys?
进董事会? Corporate?
太棒了 我会说... That's great. I would have to say--
不 等等 给出我们的答案之前... No, wait. Before we give our answer...
让我们谈谈薪水吧 卫斯理 ...let's talk money. Dollars and cents, Wes.
我想我没和你讨论这个 我们只要卡尔 I'm afraid I can't discuss that with you, since we're only taking Carl.
明白了 好的 Got it. Yep.
今天下班前我们会给你雇佣合同 We'll have the employment contract to you by the end of the day.
干的不错 卡尔 撞一下拳头 Nice work, Carl. Bump my fist.
-没撞上 我本想和你撞一下 -我和你撞 - Missed it. I was gonna fist you. - Here's some fist.
这个不错 This one is nice.
我特别喜欢这个冰激凌 你觉得呢 I especially love it in cream. What do you think?
-我也喜欢 -真的吗 - I love it. - Yeah?
是的 Yeah.
这是布莱德宾果吗 你们怎么做出布莱德宾果的 Bridal bingo? How do you play bridal bingo?
和普通的宾果一个样 It's the same as regular bingo...
不过你刚才把新娘尴尬的事大叫出来了 知道吗 ...but you just yell embarrassing facts about the bride, okay?
懂了 Yeah.
-不 我不要做布莱德宾果 -别啊 - No, I'm not doing bridal bingo. - Come on.
我不想要什么复杂的东西 I don't want anything complicated.
你只要挤干每一滴果汁就行了 You gotta squeeze every drop of juice out of this experience.
一点也不复杂 复杂吗 It doesn't sound complicated. Is it complicated?
你是不是还要问我好多问题? 我可没那么空 Are you going to be asking a lot more question? I don't got all day.
-也许我们该去别家看看 -没关系 我来和她讲 - Maybe we should just go somewhere else. - It's okay. I'll talk to her.
这位女士
有什么事不对吗
是的
是不对劲
我整天站在这里
总是看见人们成双成对的走来走去
这不公平! 那我呢
那我苏米呢 什么时候轮到我啊
我懂了
你的那一刻马上就到来了
你看到和我一起来的女士了吗
她是我最好朋友的未婚妻
而她非常讨厌我
如果你能帮我哄她开心 你也引起我的注意了
我们成为一对吧
你要说什么 苏米
一起干吧
一起干
好的 布莱德宾果很简单 Okay, bridal bingo very simple, okay?
如果你想知道我可以详细说给你听 I can explain to you in more detail if you want.
真不敢相信
有人站在楼顶想要跳下来
我们该怎么办?
出了什么事 What's going on?
我是说 有人想自杀 I mean, someone's trying to kill himself.
有人跳楼 Jump.
究竟有什么好看的? What the hell are you looking at?
别那样 不要指着我 伙计 Don't do it. Don't point at me, buddy.
女士 把那条狗牵走 Hey, lady, move that dog.
伙计 你能移开2英寸吗 Buddy, can you move over a little bit, like two feet?
报了警没有? Has somebody called the police?
报了 警察来之前他就会摔死了 Yeah. He'll be dead before they get here.
得有人去劝他下来 Somebody needs to talk him down.
让开 谁来帮帮他呀 Move out the way. Somebody help him!
别这样 Don't do it.
事情没那么糟的 It can't be that bad.
你好啊 兄弟 Hey, buddy.
你是谁 Who are you, man?
别费神了 我一定要死 别劳神阻止我 Don't try anything. I'm gonna kill myself, so don't try to stop me.
-好吧 -你说"好吧"是什么意思啊? - Okay. - What do mean, "okay"?
不是 我的意思不是"好吧" 等一下 No, I don't mean okay. Just give me a second.
这时我应该说点什么的 I should say something to you here.
我不知道应该说什么 I don't really know what it is.
大哥 你真不擅长做这事儿 你到底是不是警察啊? Man, you terrible at this. Are you even a cop?
就一小会儿 我在想呢 Hold on a second, I'm thinking.
等等 我知道了 Wait. I've got it.
大哥 你去哪儿 Where you going, man?
-不应该是这样的吧 -别跳啊 - I know it's not what I think it is. - Just stop.
老天 Oh, man.
-老兄 你还在吗 -别跳 我就来 - My man. Hello? - Don't do it. I'm coming.
忍耐是一种美德 Patience is a virtue.
你到底在里面搞什么鬼 What the hell you doing in there?
朋友 我希望你从窗台上下来 I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend
你可以和生活中的谎言说再见 You could cut ties with all the lies that you've been living in
如果你永远不想再见到我 And if you never want to see me again
我能明白 I would understand
下面是什么 What is it?
这个男孩有点太疯狂 The angry boy a bit too insane
将痛苦在内心封藏 Icing over a secret pain
你知道你不应该这样 You know you don 't belong
我认识的每个人都能 Everyone I know has got a reason
说出理由 To say
你可以把过去遗忘 You can put the past away
朋友 我希望你从窗台上下来 I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend
你可以和生活中的谎言说再见 You could cut ties with all the lies you've been living in
如果你永远不想再见到我 And if you never want to see me again
我能明白 I would understand
我手指都起水泡了 I got blisters on my fingers.
卡尔 Carl.
斯蒂芬妮 泰德 你们好 Stephanie, Ted, hey.
最近怎么样? 你们怎么在这儿? How's it going? What are you guys doing here?
我们去塔希提岛度假 We're doing a week in Tahiti.
泰德的父亲在那里有一小块地产 Ted's father owns a little piece of property there.
亲爱的 100英亩可不算小了 A hundred acres isn't so little, hon.
至少在塔希提岛不算小了 Not in Tahiti, anyway.
我在电视上看见你了 你好厉害啊 卡尔 Hey, I saw you on TV. that was amazing, Carl.
只是救人一命 没什么的 It's just a little iife that needed saving. No big deal.
-那么你要去哪里? -我和女友约好在这里见面 - So where you headed? - I'm meeting my girlfriend here.
-我们还不知道要去哪里 -真的吗 - We don't know where we're going. - Really?
是啊 我们准备随便挑个地方 Yeah, we're just gonna pick a place.
挑到哪儿算哪儿吧 Kind of an eenie, meenie, minie thing.
保持新鲜感 以后见 Keeps it fresh. I'll see you guys.
-听起来很有意思 -你能想象吗 - That sounds like a lot of fun. - Can you imagine?
不能 No.
我有些行李要托运 So I have some carry-on here.
我想要两张第一时间离开飞机场的机票 I'd like two tickets on the first plane out of here, please.
我们从来没这么做过 We've never done this before.
最近的一班航班是去... The next flight available for boarding...
...内布拉加斯州的林肯市 ...is to Lincoln, Nebraska.
好啊 Okay.
-可以吗 -林肯市 - Yeah? - Lincoln.
我们就去那里 Here we come.
内布拉加斯州的林肯市有什么好玩的? Where does someone go in Lincoln, Nebraska?
很显然我们应该去那里 Well, clearly we should go there.
最早的交换台接线员的耳机... "the earliest switchboard operators' headsets...
...重达10.5磅 ...weighed over 10 and a half pounds.""
-有意思 -看这个 - Interesting. - Look at this.
-第一台电话机 -很有型嘛 - Very first phone call ever. - Pretty cool.
你看这电话 Check out the phone.
比我想象的要小 等会儿 我手机震动了 Smaller than I thought they would be. Hold on, I'm vibrating.
你好 Hello?
射得真准 Nice shot.
-你觉得刚才那发怎么样? -超性感 - What do you know about that? - Pretty sexy.
那我怎么做? 我... So, what do I do? I just--
慢慢来 应该这样 Take it easy. Here you go.
-好 -你明白的 - Okay. - You got it.
拉栓? Pull?
-不错 -我打中了 我打中了 - Good one. - I got it. I got it.
我可以再打一次吗 怎么了 Can I do it again? Can I do it again? What's wrong?
女士们先生们 让我们欢迎... Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it...
...内布拉斯加州大学的剥玉米皮的乡巴佬们 ...for your university of Nebraska cornhuskers.
20块赌俄克拉荷马州赢 Twenty bucks says Oklahoma kills them.
皮特 你可以把那个放在茶杯垫上吗 Hey, Pete, you mind putting that on a coaster?
怎么了 你现在住这里? What, do you live here now?
是啊 我问了卡尔 他一定会说"好的" Yeah. I asked Carl and he had to say yes.
那个是卡尔吗 Hey. Is that Carl?
-等一下 -等一下 等一下 - Wait a second. - Wait a second, wait a second.
空气中充满热血沸腾的气息 我甚至不能思考 The energy is palpable here, Chris. I can't even hear myself think.
他们现在在内布拉斯加州 I guess they're in nebraska.
现在到了最有趣的时刻 Now, this is the really interesting part.
如果你不能正确地把头去掉... If you don't take the heads off properly...
...那么这一批鸡就混起来了 ...then everything gets mixed into the batch.
就会有人吃到一桶鸡嘴或是一嘴肌腱... Someone gets a beak in their bucket or a mouthful of tendons...
...你就会被起诉 ...and you got a lawsuit on your hands.
有人在鸡头去除部昏倒了 We got a fainter down in head removal.
真不敢相信 我就那么被绊倒了 I can't believe I tripped like that.
-你好像是昏倒了吧 -不是 我踩到钉子了 - It seemed like you fainted. - No, I told you my foot caught a nail.
好吧 我还以为是因为那一桶鸡嘴的原因 Okay. Because I thought it was all the chicken beaks in the bucket.
别说了 Don't, please.
天哪 下雨了 Oh, god. It's starting to rain.
盖上 我得保护你 Here. I have to protect you.
跟我来 Come on.
快一点 没时间了 我们要找个地方躲雨 Hurry, there's no time to lose. We have to find shelter.
快点啊 Come on.
进来 没事了 有我在 Get in here. It's okay. I got you.
艾莉森 你还好吗 Allison, are you okay?
受伤了吗 你还好吗 Are you hurt? Are you hurt? You're okay?
怎么了 What?
不知道 我想我爱上你了 I don't know. I think I love you.
真的? Really?
我知道我喜欢你有一阵子了 I've known that I like you for a while,
但是我刚刚意识到 我爱上你了 But just now I decided that I love you.
-你爱我吗 -当然 - Do you love me? - Definitely.
我爱你就像... I love you like...
我自己都不相信 这太荒唐了 ...I can't believe it. It's kind of ridiculous.
我在想... I've been thinking...
我知道这很疯狂 特别是对我来说... ...and I know it's crazy, especially for me...
我们回去之后就一起住吧 ...but maybe when we get back we should move in together.
真的吗 你真的这么想? Wow. Really? You've been thinking that?
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
-我觉得怎么样...好啊 -天哪 你犹豫了 - What do I think? Uh-- Yeah. -Oh, god. You paused.
-没有 我没犹豫 -你犹豫了 - No, I didn't pause. - You paused.
没有 我没犹豫 这是一大步啊 No, I didn't pause. It was just a big step.
真愚蠢 我不该说的 It was a stupid idea. I shouldn't have said anything.
拜托 你在说什么呢 再问我一遍 Come on, what are you talking about? Here, ask me again.
-你想要和我... -想 - Do you wanna move-- - Yes.
我刚刚犹豫了吗 Did I pause there?
我还可以再快几毫秒的 I could probably knock a couple milliseconds off that if you....
-你今天去哪里旅行 -洛杉矶 - Where are you traveling today? - Los Angeles.
请稍等一下 I'll just be one minute.
我们应该每周都这样 我们可以周游世界 We should do this every weekend. We could see the whole world.
算我一个 I'm in.
-你还好吗 -很好啊 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm good.
先生? Sir?
-可不可以跟我们来一下 -有什么事吗 - You mind coming with us, please? - I'm sorry?
我们想问你几个问题 We just wanna ask you a few questions.
你真有意思 太棒了 You're hilarious. Oh, that's great.
太美妙了 你也是一伙儿的 Oh, beautiful. Are you in on this too?
天哪 你们真的吓到我了 Oh, my god, you guys really had me going there.
在候机室有个疯子 红色警报 There's a crazy man in the terminal. Red alert.
-干得不错 -走 搞怪男 - Oh, good job. - Let's go, funny guy.
小姐 你也是 Come on, lady.
-艾伦先生 你憎恨你的国家吗 -你说什么 - Do you hate your country, Mr. Allen? - What?
-你憎恨美国吗 -不 当然不 - Do you hate America? - No, of course not.
那你为什么预谋袭击美国 Then why are you plotting to attack it?
-什么 -我想你们抓错人了 - What? - I think you have the wrong guy.
不好意思 我刚刚问你话了吗 I'm sorry, was I speaking to you?
我们一直在跟踪你 我们知道你是谁 We've been tracking you. We know who you are.
-我们知道你在计划什么 -太荒谬了 - We know what you're planning. - This is insane.
你认为我是个恐怖主义者? Do you think I'm a terrorist?
你为什么在登机前最后一分钟才买票 Why did you purchase these plane tickets at the last minute?
这是个即时旅行 It was a spontaneous vacation.
好 我刚刚还和特威德探员说... Right. I was just saying to agent Tweed...
我怎么会想去内布拉斯加州的林肯市欢度假期 ...how I wanted to take a fun-filled vacation to Lincoln, Nebraska.
你是波斯新娘网的会员吗 Are you currently a member of persianwifefinder.com?
-是的 但是你不明白 -你是的? 她是谁? - Yes, but you don't understand. - Yes? Who is that?
法拉诺丝 我们没什么的 我可以解释 Faranoush. It was nothing. I can explain. I can explain.
解释这个啊 恶棍 Explain this, jackhole.
作为布雷亚联邦存贷款的首席贷款官... As chief loan officer at brea federal savings and loan...
...你放贷给一个人做肥料行业 ...you gave a man money to start a fertilizer business.
-做什么 炸弹? -不是 - For what, bombs? - No.
你最近是否开始学习驾驶飞机? Have you recently started taking flying lessons?
-是的 拜托 -你为什么要学韩语 - Yes. Oh, come on. - Why did you learn Korean?
-你和朝鲜方面有联系吗 -没有 什么跟什么嘛 - Are you aligned with the north koreans? - No. What?
你的婚姻只维持了半年 和移民有关系吗 You were married for six months. Some immigration thing?
-你结过婚? -是的 - You were married? - Yes.
那是好久以前的事情了 我打算告诉你的 That was a long time ago. I was gonna tell you.
我打算告诉她的 我从没... I was gonna tell her. I just never--
招了吧 卡尔 如果这是你的真名 Start talking, Carl, if that is your real name.
我们知道另一个我们不太感冒的卡尔 不是吗 We knew another Karl we weren't too crazy about, didn't we, Tweed?
他的名字叫马克思 His name was Marx.
我要和我的律师谈谈 I need to speak to my attorney.
几个月前 我的当事人参加了一个自我授权的研讨会... Several months ago, my client attended a self-empowerment seminar...
...要求他对任何事都说"好的" ...that requires him to say yes to any request that's presented.
所有嫌疑举动... All of the activity that appears suspicious...
飞行课程 即时旅行... ...the flying lessons, the spontaneous trip-taking...
都是因为他必须接受任何机会 ...it's all because he must say yes to any opportunity.
-他真的很喜欢这么做 -你对所有事情都说"好"? - He's really into it. - You say yes to everything?
-开玩笑吧? -不是这么一回事 - Are you kidding? - It's not how it sounds.
那是怎么一回事? 我倒是想听听 How does it? I'd love to hear this.
我在想有没有对这一团事情有更好的解释了 I'm wondering if there's a better setting for this back and forth.
也许我们应该私下谈 出去聊 Maybe we should speak privately. Come on outside.
-刚才好险 -到底怎么回事 卡尔 - Whew. that was close. - What the hell, Carl?
真的假的? 对所有的事情都说好? Are you serious? You say yes to everything?
-就算你不喜欢也说好? -当然不是 - Even if you don't like it? - No, of course not.
-有时是 -很好 我好释然啊 - Sometimes. - Oh, good. What a relief.
我觉得你一直在对我撒谎 你说只是有时候 I thought you lied all the time, but it's just sometimes.
棒极了 That's excellent.
所以你不想来看我表演... So you didn't wanna come to my show...
...不想和我一起跑步 不想和我一起旅行? ...you didn't wanna go jogging with me, you didn't wanna travel with me?
我想啊 那是我想出来的主意 Yes, I did. That was my idea.
我问你想不想一起住... When I asked you if you wanted to move in...
...我鼓了很大勇气才敢开口 但我是认真的 ...that took a lot for me to do that, and I meant it.
我不知道你会怎么回答 但是我想... I didn't know what to expect, but I guess I figured...
...像成年人一样思考的话 你会权衡一下的 ...like an adult, you were gonna weigh the options.
你犹豫了 You paused.
你想说不 但你不能说 你必须得说好 You wanted to say no but you couldn't. You had to say yes.
-那不完全正确 -我怎么知道你做事是出于自愿 - That's not entirely true. - How do I know if anything you did...
还是因为你在参加什么鬼项目 Was because you wanted to or because you were following some damn program?
艾莉森 Allison.
再见 卡尔 Bye, Carl.
真不敢相信我居然没告诉她我结过婚 I can't believe I didn't tell her I was married.
我真是个白痴 I'm such an idiot.
-你知道我做了什么吗 -什么 - You know what I did? - What's that?
她问我要不要和她住一起 我犹豫了 那等于是说不 She asked me to move in with her and I hesitated. That was like a no.
我应该直接说"好的" I should have said yes right away, you know?
这就是为什么整件事情搞砸了 我破坏了契约 That's how the whole thing got screwed up. I broke the covenant.
你没想过事情会搞砸 是因为... Ever think things got screwed up...
你不假思索就说好... ...Because you said yes to every single thing without thinking...
不是因为你定了契约? ...not because of a covenant you made?
这是冥冥中由天意决定 不能打破契约的 It's kind of with the universe. Kind of a big deal, man.
有折中的方法的 你可以掌控事情 There is a middle ground here. You can process things.
你可以分别权衡选项... You can weigh them individually and...
...在逐项权衡的基础上作出决定... ...Make decisions on a case-by-case basis...
...亦称 按照正常人做决定的方法做 ...a.k.a. what normal people do.
是 观点不错 坚持你的观点 艾莉森 Yeah, that's a good point. Hold that thought. Allison!
或者放弃 Or not.
艾莉森 求你 我们能聊聊吗 Allison, please, can't we talk for a sec?
-走开 -好的 - Get away from me. - Okay.
-离我再远一点 -好的 - Farther. - Yeah.
卡尔 Carl.
再见 卡尔 Bye, Carl.
-我真的好喜欢美食 -我也是 - Oh, I just love good food. - So do I.
-你也是? -是啊 - Do you? - Uh-huh.
知道吗 你和我很像 You know you and I are a lot alike?
我母亲喜欢美食 My mother likes good food.
她以前老是说"我情愿每天都吃美食... She always used to say, "I'd rather eat good food...
...而不是垃圾食品" ...than bad food any old day of the week. "
喂 又是我 Hey. It's me again.
具体来说 我是说15%到20%之间 Specifically I'm talking about 15 to 20 percent.
我们将会采取的措施是跟随... The way we're gonna do this is we're gonna go after the....
好 我现在完全不控制飞机 Okay, I'm totally off the controls.
你现在正式自己驾驶飞机了 You're officially flying by yourself.
酷毙了 Cool.
没有比这更棒的感觉了 There's no greater feeling in the world, is there?
大家好 杰克 罗德里格 佩内洛普 菲利普 扎查理 Hello, Jake, Rodrigo, Penelope, Phillip, Zachary.
我很感谢你们能来 I'd iike to thank you all for coming...
因为你们是出于真心的 ...for no other reason than you genuinely wanted to.
无关紧要的说句 有谁能从桥上跳下去吗 In an unrelated note, everyone else can go jump off a bridge.
艾莉森? Allison?
不 我是卫斯理 总行的 打得不是时候? No, it's wes p., big c. Did I catch you at a bad time?
-不是 只是我正倒挂着 -没事 没事 我只是问问 - No, no, I'm just hanging here. - Okay, okay. Just checking in.
看看总行待你怎样 Seeing how corporate's treating you.
和我说说你怎么对付那些包身工的吧? Kicks the crap out of dealing with those peons, huh?
-我从没把他们当作... -不要挂 不要挂 不要挂 - I never really thought of them as-- - Hang on, hang on, hang on,
一会儿就好 Just a second.
卫斯理? 你能听见我吗 Wes? Can you hear me?
去捡球 Go get the ball!
听着 我有任务给你 我们正要关闭一些分行 So listen, I got a job for you. We're shutting down a bunch of branches...
-我需要你去告知那些经理 -关闭分行? - ...and I need you to tell the managers. - Shutting down branches?
哪些? Which ones?
我们是斯巴达人 We are Sparta!
你好 诺诺 Hi, Norm.
你有3条留言 You have three messages.
你好 卡卡 现在是你的答录机在说话 Hi, Car, this is your answer phone speaking.
其实是我 诺诺 我来提醒你别忘了今晚的聚会 No, it's me, Norm, just a reminder about the party tonight.
一定要来 伙计 通话完毕 I'll see you there, buddy. Roger, out.
卡尔 我是鲁斯 谢谢你让我用车 Carl, it's Roons. Thanks for letting me use your car.
你可能发现车前保险杠没了 不用担心 You might notice the front bumper missing. Not to worry.
我已经联络保险公司了 这件事会摆平的 I gave them your insurance. The whole thing's being handled.
我房间里有堆衣服 别忘了洗 不用上浆 And I left a pile of laundry in my room. Don 't forget, no starch.
爱你 Love you.
我是彼得 我想你肯定记得 只是... It's Peter. I'm sure you're aware and completely on top of it...
我只想确认露西的新娘礼会没问题 But just wanted to make sure Lucy's shower is still on for tomorrow night.
我还没从你那儿收到任何确认信息 就是这样 Haven 't received confirmation of any sort from you. At all.
-礼会 妈的 -就靠你了 - Shower. Shit. - It's on.
没问题吧? 记得回电 Right? Call me.
-你好 伙计 -你好 - Hey, guys. - Hey.
-怎么了 -我只想和你谈谈 - What' s wrong? - I just really need to talk to you.
谈什么 What?
进来说 我会解释这一切的 Come on inside. I'll explain everything.
惊喜 Surprise!
-我的天啊 -礼会快乐 - Oh, my god. - Happy shower.
你怎么做到的 How did you pull this off?
就找了些人帮忙 砸了点钱而已 I just called in a few favors, kept throwing money at it.
我喜欢 我喜欢 I like it, I like it.
鲁尼 祝贺你 Rooney. Congrats.
-那是波特 他在肥料堆里 -你好 小波 - That's Bert. He's in fertilizer. - Hey, B.
还有李 他是个男护士 我认识李 And Lee, he's a male Nurse. I know Lee.
让我们把他灌醉 他活不久了 Let's get this guy a drink. He doesn't have long to live.
拜你所赐 拜你所赐 On him, on him.
要块蛋糕吗? Cake?
-谢谢 -当然了 - Thanks. - Sure.
-约翰·古德曼 -不 这是阿莱克斯·鲍德温 - Oh, John Goodman. - No, it's Aiec Baldwin.
对 我要这块 Oh, right. Nailed it.
诺诺 感谢你能来 朋友 Norm. Hey, thanks for coming, man.
-你怎样了 -我挺好 卡尔 - How you holding up? - I'm okay, Carl.
你知道的 就这么一天天地过 You know, taking her day by day.
我有个朋友想介绍你认识 Yeah. Well, I got a friend I want you to meet.
-这是诺曼 这是苏米 -你好 - Norman, this is Soo-mi. - Hi there.
-我能叫你苏吗 -可以 - Can I call you Soo? - Yes.
要跳舞吗 Do you dance?
当然 我可得过奖 看着吧 Well, I've won some competitions. Watch this.
-来吧 -悠着点 - Come on. - Look out. Oh, hey.
-这张挺有趣的 -没错 而且半价 所以... - Oh, that's an interesting one. - Yep. And it's half-price, so....
老天 Oh, jeez.
-这是我见过最棒的礼会 -那是你应得的 - That's the best wedding shower ever, man. - Man, you deserve it.
-你没事吧? -没事 没事 - You all right? - Yeah. Yeah.
-你确定? 她还没回你电话? -是啊 - Yeah? She's still not calling you back? - No.
-你想怎么办呢 -我也不知道 - What are you gonna do? - I don't know.
我想我会坚持这样做 对所有事都说"好的" I guess I'll just stick with the program. Keep saying yes to everything.
我知道这听起来很蠢... I know it sounds silly...
但也许坏事也能变好事 ...but maybe that bad stuff will iead to something good.
这一点儿都不傻 好吧 有一点儿傻 Doesn't sound silly. Well, maybe a little silly.
你明晚来婚礼晚宴吗 You wanna get dinner tomorrow night?
-当然 我是说真心想去 -太好了 - Yes. And not because I have to. - Great.
-因为你必须说"好" -没错 - Well, you do have to. - Yeah.
-但你真心想去的 -是的 - But you want to. - Oh, yeah.
-太糟了 -我也这么想 - So bad. - Oh, god, me too.
-我也只能这样想了 -真的? - It's all I can think about. - Really?
你好 Hi there.
你好 Hello there.
你一定是 蒂利 You must be Tillie.
-我听说过你很多事 -还不错吧 - I've certainly heard a lot about you. - Isn't that nice?
-愿意帮我个忙吗 -当然 没问题 - Would you mind helping me? - Absolutely, yeah. No problem.
来吧 我们走 Come on, let's go.
-你好 -你好 卡尔 - Hello? - Hi, Carl.
-斯蒂芬妮 怎么了 -你能过来下吗 - Oh, Stephanie. What's wrong? - Can you come over?
我们吵了一架 然后他就走了 We had this big fight and he stormed off.
事情总会好起来的 Well, these things have a way of working themselves out.
我不知道 I don't know.
-这次不会了 我和他结束了 -不是吧 - Not this time. I think it's over. - Yeah?
你也知道我和他应该结束了 You know, but maybe it's supposed to be.
我的意思是 直觉告诉我一开始就是错的 I mean, a part of me felt like something wasn't right from the beginning.
-是吗 -我不知道 卡尔 我很困惑 - Yeah? - I don't know, Carl. I'm so confused.
我们假设从现在起... Yeah. I'm gonna assume at this point, it's, well....
-今晚陪着我 -斯蒂芬妮... - Stay with me tonight. - Oh, Steph....
斯蒂芬妮... Steph...
我不能这样 ...I can't.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
你说什么 What are you saying?
我说不行 I'm saying no.
不是吧 Are you serious?
天啊 Oh, jesus.
不要这样 Oh, please.
我还没看到红环呢 我只不过待了20分钟 I didn't even see the red zone. I've only been here for 20 minutes.
-抱歉 伙计 我帮不了你 -来吧 你就不能休息下 - sorry, pal. Can't help you. - Oh, come on. Can't you give me a break?
孬种先生 孬种先生 No, man, no, man, no, man.
-孬种先生 孬种先生 -这不可能 - No man, no man, no man.... - Not possible!
懦夫 Jackoff.
26章 "句句要用好的结尾" Chapter 26, "words that rhyme with yes. "
猜测 混乱 Guess, mess.
苔丝 这是个人名 less 这是个单词 也可做人名 Tess, that's a name. Less, a word and a name.
-泰伦斯 别害怕 -见鬼 - Terrence, don't freak out. - What the fuck?
天啊 这护士表现得不能再明显了 Jesus, that nurse couldn't be any more obvious.
她走进来就好像想我说"让我多看点 女士" She was coming in the room. It's like, "give me some space, woman."
再说一次 我很肯定她只是来检查卡尔的 Again, I'm pretty sure she was just here checking on Carl.
彼得 Peter.
契约 A covenant.
伙计 你还好吗 Hey, buddy, you all right?
那个契约正在折磨我 The covenant, it's coming down hard on me, man.
-他一直在说那破契约 那东西没用 -它有用 - He keeps talking this covenant nonsense. - It's not nonsense.
它没用 It is nonsense.
是他 It's him.
谢天谢地 泰伦斯 帮我解除契约 它快弄死我了 Oh, thank god. Terrence. You have to remove the covenant. It's killing me.
首先 你在我车里做什么 First of all, what were you doing in my car?
我说了 我需要你帮我解除契约 I told you, I need you to remove the covenant.
根本没有契约 从没有过 我只是在重复词语 There is no covenant. There never was. I was just riffing.
-重复? -没错 我不得不说 - Riffing? - Well, I had to say something.
你麻烦缠身 又在众人面前给我难堪 You were being difficult, embarrassing me in front of my crowd.
-那整件事都是你在胡扯? -不 - So the whole yes thing is all bullshit? - No.
只是你不知道如何来使用它 就是这样 You just don't know how to use it, that's all.
不 我知道 凡事说好 这非常困难 Yeah, I do. Say yes to everything. Real tough to grasp.
不 这不是关键 No, that's not the point.
也许起初是这样 不过这只是让你对此开放 Well, maybe at first it is, but that's just to open you up to it...
让你开始起步 ...to get you started.
你对别人说好 不是因为你必须这样 Then you're saying yes, not because you have to...
不是因为契约告诉你要这样 ...not because a covenant tells you to...
是因为你内心知道你愿意这样 ...but because you know in your heart that you want to.
没错 Yeah.
你说对了 You're right.
-那样感觉太棒了 -我早就告诉过你 - That makes perfect sense. - I told you. I said that.
-你没说过 -我说过 - You didn't say that. - I did.
-你说的不是这个 -我说的时候你没出事故 - You didn't say it iike that. - Not with an accent.
谢谢 泰伦斯 车的事我很抱歉 还有头上的伤口 Thanks, Terrence. Sorry about the car, and your head there.
-几点了? -早上5:40 - What time is it? - It's 5:40 in the morning.
太棒了 Perfect.
我说过的 I said that.
无所谓了 Whatever.
万一护士回来查房就麻烦了 我还是上床吧 I'm gonna hop in the bed just in case the nurse comes back.
-先生 你得回房间 -不 我不要 - Sir, you need to get back to your room. - No, I don't.
-先生 停下来 -有种过来啊 - Sir, stop right there. - Eat me.
-李 你在这里做什么 -我是护士啊 不记得了? - Lee. What are you doing here? - I'm a nurse, remember?
没错 劳驾 我能借你的车吗 Oh, yeah, right. Sorry. Can I borrow your car?
我还没车呢 不过托你的福我有了杜卡迪 No, I don't have my car anymore. I've got my Ducati, thanks to you.
杜卡迪 Ducati.
你以前开过吗 这家伙马力十足 Have you ever driven one of these before? They're quite powerful.
我以前一直和艾莉森骑小轮摩托 Yeah, I ride double all the time on the scooter with Allison.
不 卡尔 这完全不同 No, Carl, this is not the same.
你真的要小心 这东西有很强悍的... You really have to be careful. Okay? These things have a iot of--
天啊 Holy jesus.
...扭力 --torque.
-你还好吗 -很好 - How you doing? - Can't complain.
你或许会想让开路的 You might wanna get out of the way.
快闪开 混蛋 对不起 Come on. Jerk. I'm sorry.
真见鬼 What an asshole.
卡尔 你在这儿做什么 Carl, what are you doing here?
我只想告诉你 我不想和你住一起 I just wanted to tell you that I don't wanna live with you.
谢谢 不过我的骑士是穿铠甲的 Oh, wow. Thanks. My knight in shining armor.
伙计们 我们出发 Okay, people, Let's go.
可我想和你交往 But I wanna be with you.
但我不想和你交往 我根本不认识你 But I don't wanna be with you. I don't know you.
所有你说的我都愿意 除了住在一起 Everything I said I meant, except about iiving together.
这让我紧张 那也正常 毕竟是重大决定 That makes me nervous, but that's normal. It's big.
我们不能想都不想就同居 We shouldn't just jump into that without thinking.
为什么 你做事从不考虑的 Why not? You do it with everything.
你对每件事都说好 You say yes to whatever comes your way.
那是不对的 如果你不想 你可以说不 That's not true. You can say no if you don't want something.
真聪明 卡尔 你哪里学来的? 那课程? Brilliant, Carl. Where'd you get that? Your literature?
听着 我知道那理论错漏百出 Look, I know the philosophy has some holes.
你这样想 我觉得倒还挺不错的 You think? Seems pretty alrtight to me.
不过如果我不那样做 就永远不会遇见你 But if I hadn't done that, I never would've met you.
因为以前的卡尔从不为他人着想 Because the old Carl didn't think he was enough for anybody.
我本想如果我凡事说好就能融入人群 I thought if I said yes to things and got involved with people...
迟早他们会发现我不是什么都能做到 ...sooner or later, they'd find out I'm not enough.
我从没真心想分享 I didn't think I had anything to share.
不过现在我想分享的东西很多 But now I know that what I have to share is pretty huge,
而且我想与你分享 And I wanna share it with you.
-不要拍了 里奇 -我是说真的 伙计 - Do you mind, Reggie? - Seriously, dude.
抱歉 看起来挺有趣的 Sorry, this seemed interesting.
如果以前的我遇到你 我根本不会约你出去 Even if I had met you, I never would've asked you out.
你和那时的我完全相反 你有爱好有朋友 You were the complete opposite of me. You did things and had friends...
在乐队唱摇滚 生活充满乐趣 ...and sang in rock bands and made life happen.
你什么事都不怕 You weren't scared of anything.
你认为我什么都不怕? You don't think I'm scared of anything?
你认为我是谁? 我怕的东西多了 Who do you think I am? I'm scared of a iot of things.
我也会害怕 And I'm scared too.
那让我们在一起吧 So let's be scared together.
我不知道你想说什么 I don't know what you want me to say.
告诉我 你愿意... So just say yes...
不过要你真心的 ...but only if you really want to.
能快点说吗 我开始打冷颤了 And can you do it kind of soon? I think I'm starting to get a chill.
是啊 我注意到了 Yeah, I noticed that.
你愿意吗 Well?
-也许吧 -说啦 - Maybe. - Come on.
-我不想说那个词 -那说没问题 或者其它什么 - I'm not gonna say that word. - Okay, maybe's fine. Maybe's good.
我喜欢也许 I like maybe.
-里奇 不要拍啦 -伙计 - Reggie, come on. - Dude.
抱歉 不过褶皱款过时了 Excuse me, but pleats are kind of out of style.
你有平整点的吗 You got anything with a flat front?
苏米 褶皱过时了吗 Oh, Soo-mi, pleats are out?
它显得你很棒呢
谢谢 伙计 Thanks, guys.
这是我见过的最大规模的个人捐赠 This is the single biggest donation that we've ever had.
不客气 都是卡尔的功劳 You're welcome, but it was Carl that made it all happen.
你是个好人 卡尔 You're a good man, Carl.
还行 我知道很多人都愿意这么做的 No big deal. I know a iot of people who are willing to give.
先说一百万次 再说一百万次 Say it a million times. Say it a million more times.
这个词就是... And the word
好的 Yes!
天啊 Good god.
还有什么我们要知道的? So anything else we need to know?
你们的本能会用下巴和前额来减速 Your instinct is gonna be to brake with your chin or your forehead.
要忍住 知道吗 Try to resist that. Right.
好的 Right.
谢谢你的贷款 Oh, and thanks for the ioan.
没有它我真的无法完成这衣服 I never could have finished the suits without it.
听着 Listen,
如果你不是真想做的话 我不会给你贷款 I'm not gonna think anything less of you if you don't wanna do this.
什么 What?
我是说 就算你是只鸡 我也会被你吸引 I mean, I'm still gonna be attracted to you if you're a chicken.
那如果我是那次我们见过的鸡呢 What if I'm one of those chickens...
头没割下来 在屁股里找到了喙 你还喜欢我? ...whose head doesn't get severed and my beak ends up in the bucket?
山脚见 除非你中途退赛 I'll see you at the bottom. Unless you pass out.
我说了 我脚刚才踩到钉子了 I told you, my foot caught a nail.
我爱死这东西了 I love this.