早上好 一杯给你 - Morning. One for you.
-谢谢 -一杯给我 - Oh! Thank you. One for me.
你那杯好大啊 That is a very large coffee.
因为里面加了13份浓缩咖啡 It's actually 13 shots of espresso.
最近太煎熬了 我很难不把工作带回家 It's been rough. I'm having a hard time not bringing work home with me.
你的一氧化碳检测器检查过了吗 Have you had your carbon monoxide monitor checked?
我闻到了煤气味 - I smell gas.
是吗 你害怕你会再死一次吗 - Yeah? You afraid you're gonna die more?
你对机器人了解多少 And what do you know about robotics?
科普个小知识 “机器人”这个词 源于捷克语单词“robota” Fun fact-- the word "robot" comes from the Czech word "robota,"
意思是强迫劳役 which means forced labor.
至少我们俩当中有一个 不必担心心脏病 暂时不用 At least one of us doesn't have to worry about heart disease. For now.
我只是不认为写讣告对我的大脑有好处 I just don't think writing obituaries is good for my head.
-我完全能理解 -是吗 Ugh, I totally get it. - Yeah.
我不能 抱歉 我爱我的工作 - No, I don't. I'm sorry. I love my job.
这有什么好道歉的 你是生活版主编 Oh, don't be sorry that you're the lifestyle editor
有一个超大办公室 采光好 空气新鲜 又有尊严 and you have this massive office with light and oxygen and dignity.
而且 还有个奇怪的实习生 跟在你屁股后面 Also be glad you don't have the weird intern just following you around,
正在盯着你 glaring at you.
是啊 梅森 Oh, yeah, Mason.
他念了达特茅斯 就觉得谁都不如他 Thinks he's better than everyone just because he went to Dartmouth.
对一个每天要亲妈接送的男人而言 还真是挺自信的 Pretty confident for a guy that gets dropped off by his mom every morning.
他们这一代人在高中时从未被霸凌过 His generation never got bullied in high school.
他们是无敌的 - They're invincible.
嗨 我是... Hey. Hi. I'm--
终将败在我手下的另一个实习生 The other intern who I will delight in defeating.
好吧 但我不是实习生 Um, okay. Um, but I'm not an intern.
那他们为什么把我的办公室给了你 Then why'd they give you my office?
-那个储藏室 -是的 实习生 - The storage closet? - Yes, intern.
肯定是因为你比我年长25岁 Must be because you're like 25 years older than me
他们出于同情才这么做的 and they felt bad for you.
你知道我在这儿工作是有工资的吧 You do know I get paid to work here.
那不代表你可以抢走我的储藏室 Doesn't mean you can steal my closet.
实习生之战打响了 只有一个人能赢 The battle of the interns is on. Only one can survive.
再说一次 我不是... Again, I'm not a--
算了 Never mind.
还没得到幸福 还没准备好 还没结婚 还没自由
还没圆满 还没成功 还没变富有 还没放弃
还没长大
《老娘还没死》 第一季第二集
本WEB版外挂字幕由 风吹来的那片云 双语合并
我希望我能像迪娜爱沙拉一样 热爱一样东西 I wish I loved anything as much as Tina loves salads.
-你有两个孩子 -是啊 You have two children. - Yeeeeahhhhh.
-暂缓出版 -她知道现在已经不流行这么说了吗 Stop the presses! Does she know that's not a real thing anymore?
她说这句的时候 通常是代表他父亲打了电话 When she says that, it usually means that her dad has called
但对业绩不满意 and the numbers aren't good.
我刚跟我父亲通过电话 I just got off the phone with my father,
报纸的数据很不好看 and the numbers for the paper are not good. - Yeah.
太诡异了 你简直是“莱克西语言”大师 That is creepy you speak Lexi.
读者人数在下降 Readership is down.
我们得想办法吸引人们的注意 We need to find a way to get eyeballs on us.
我们需要抓人眼球的新闻 We need that clickety clickety buzz buzz.
社会热点话题 Topical stories that are socially relevant.
你 你很年轻 You! You're young.
你嗑什么药 我们可以写这个 What drugs are you on? We could write about that.
克敏能和哮喘吸入器 根据需要使用 Claritin and an asthma inhaler, as needed.
这一点要改变了 好吗 Yeah, well, that's going to change, okay?
我们要做一期深度揭秘 收拾收拾去《亢奋》高中了 We'll do an exposé. We're gonna enroll you at Euphoria High School.
谁给这孩子安个窃听器 Somebody wire this kid up!
莱克西 宝贝 记住 Lexi, Lexi, babe, remember,
亢奋高中并不是真实存在的 Euphoria High School is not a real high school.
说得对 谢谢你 Oh, right. Thank you.
重点是 我们需要更好的新闻 好吗 The point is we need better news, okay?
好故事不限领域 And good stories can come from anywhere.
迪娜 别吃你那沙拉了 Tina, leave the salad alone!
快 谁有点子 Come on, who's got something?
拜托别看我 我是隐形人 Please don't look at me. Into the shadows.
我有个主意 I'd like a chance to pitch.
不要 Oh, no.
我需要了解时下潮流的年轻人 你是写老人和死人的 I need young and relatable. You write about old and dead.
好扎心 除非有什么隐含的意思 Ouch. Unless that translates to something else?
-没有 -好扎心 It doesn't. - Ouch.
《南加州独立报》
敲敲门 哇 Knock, knock. Wow.
还是那么令人致郁 This is still depressing.
那你能告诉莱克西我不仅能写讣告 So you want to tell Lexi I can do more than write obituaries
结束我的噩梦吗 and end my nightmare?
妹子 你知道我要是能帮你 我肯定会帮的 但我无能为力 Girl, you know I would if I could, but I can't.
但是开心点 我有一份小礼物送给你 But cheer up-- I have a little something special for you.
-让我的办公室空气更清新吗 -不是 那是墙的问题 A better smell for my office? - No, that's in the walls.
是啊 - Yeah.
我给你带了一份新任务 I have your next assignment.
励志演说家 珍妮·玛弗 Motivational speaker Jane Marvel
这是她的图书系列 《释放你内心的老虎》 from her series Unleashing Your Inner Tiger.
这帮助我对我父亲出柜 This helped me come out to my dad.
不过 我可能是用错术语了 - Although, I think I got some of the jargon wrong
因为他以为我要加入海军陆战队 because he thought I was joining the Marines.
总之 祝你写讣告愉快 Anyway... happy obit writing.
“36步提升你的自信” "Elevate your confidence
“成为威风凛凛的老虎” and become a majestic tiger in 36 powerful steps."
“珍妮·玛弗” Jane Marvel.
你好 老虎 - Hello, tiger.
准备好获得你想要的成功 并对获得的成功心满意足了吗 Who's ready to get the success they want and want the success they get?
天啊 好吧 Oh, boy. M-kay.
那么 你是什么人 你是我的精神导师吗 So, what are you? Are you my spiritual advisor?
明天见 贝琪 - Hasta ma?ana, Becky. - Okay.
你是天使吗 Are you an angel?
做真实的自己 维农 Keep it real, Vernon.
也许我就是天使 这样更合情合理 - Maybe I'm the angel? - That makes more sense.
祝你做核磁共振一切顺利 赛琳娜 Good luck with that MRI, Serena.
别过来 我受够了你们这些鬼魂 你不能跟我回家 Thank you. Nope, I've had it with you ghosts. - You are not coming with me.
鬼魂 - Ghost?
哇 真新奇 Oh, whoa, well... that's a perk.
接下来是什么 What's next?
听着 这位女士 事情是这样的 Look, lady, this is how this is gonna go.
你会跟着我 烦我一到两天 You'll follow me around, annoying me for a day or two,
直到我写好你的讣告 until I write your obituary.
他们会刊登在报纸上没人会看的角落 They'll print it in the back of the paper where no one will read it.
我会对我的生活产生轻微的恐慌 然后你就能去投胎了 I'll have a mild panic attack about my life, and then you'll move on.
我经历过更诡异的情况 - I've been in weirder spots.
幸运的是 我最近结识了一位开酒吧的朋友 Luckily for me, I've recently made a friend who owns a wine bar.
所以我要去那儿 So I'm going to go there,
先来一杯霞多丽 然后慢慢喝到仙粉黛 start at Chardonnay and work my way to Zinfandel.
克里基特的小酒馆 红酒&小吃
给你 - There you go.
克里基特 我喜欢你的店 - Cricket, I love your place.
太美了 It's beautiful.
有你在这儿 有氛围 还有酒 It's got you, it's got ambience, it's got alcohol.
我和蒙蒂是在西班牙的品酒会上认识的 You know, Monty and I met wine tasting in Spain.
我们一直梦想着开一家自己的店 We always dreamed of opening our own place.
我们做到了 但他去世了 只剩我一个人 We did, he died, and here I am.
你还好吗 How are you holding up?
-我挺好的 -是吗 - I'm all right. - Yeah?
我们的客户都很和善 很有爱 All of our customers have been so kind and loving.
太好了 That's sweet.
-妹子 我都快生理不适了 -怎么了 Girl, it is getting on my nerves. - What?
我很感谢你的同情 真心的 - No, I-- I appreciate the sympathy, I do,
但我希望人们跟我相处时 别再那么小心翼翼 but I just wish people would stop tiptoeing around me,
真实一点 you know, and just be real.
真不敢相信你那么做了 I can't believe you did that--
谢谢你们的光临 Thank you all so much for coming.
我们对你的遭遇深表遗憾 Oh, we're very sorry for your loss.
你要知道悲伤会像潮水般一波波袭来 Just know that grief comes in waves.
该死的 奈尔 连你也这样 Oh, damn it, Nell. Not you, too.
这是个很美的比喻 悲伤就像大海 It's a lovely metaphor. - Grief is like the sea.
随便了 克里基特 - Whatever, Cricket.
布鲁克摩尔公寓
该起床啦 Rise and shine!
不 天啊 Oh! - God!
在我被送去天上那个丛林之前 Before I am sent to that jungle in the sky,
我准备最后再收你这个徒弟 I have decided to make you my last disciple.
不用了 谢谢 我挺好的 No, thanks, I'm good.
我们起床不是为了放弃的 We did not get up to give up.
你的工作场所太凄惨了 所以我希望你的家庭生活能好点 Your work habitat was pretty bleak, so I'm hoping your home life is better.
真好 健身单车 Oh, yes! Peloton.
不要低估健身在丛林里的重要性 Do not underestimate the power of exercise in the jungle.
你知道美洲豹每天以之字形的方式 行走32公里吗 Do you know that the panther travels 20 miles per day doing a zig-zag pattern?
美洲豹吃果脆圈吗 - Do panthers eat Froot Loops?
早上好 奈尔 Morning, Nell.
太好了 你结婚了 我们可以快进到第三张光碟了 Good, you're married. We can skip ahead to disc three.
提醒你一下 我们约好的 你要在8点前遛亚瑟 Reminder, we made a deal that you were gonna walk Arthur by 8:00 a.m.
这是你住在这儿的前提 if you're gonna live here.
-一个成年人室友 果不其然 -我很高兴你提到了规则 An adult roommate. That tracks. I'm glad you brought up the rules.
我想加个修正案 把健身单车从餐厅移出去 I'd like to make an amendment to move the Peloton out of the dining area
这样就能买个像样的餐桌了 so that we can do a proper kitchen table.
为什么 Why?
家里有的是地方给你吃饭 你可以去卧室吃 There's plenty of places you could eat-- in your bedroom,
或是在沙发上吃 但你得在上面铺个毯子 or you could eat on the couch if you put a blanket down.
如果你够奇葩 可以去厕所吃 You could even eat in the bathroom if you're a monster.
或者是早餐吧台 如果没被你那一摞摞奇怪杂物堆满的话 Or the breakfast bar if it wasn't so covered in your weird little piles.
不 这都是很重要的法律简报 好吗 No, these are important legal briefs, okay?
我在研究一个案子 I'm working on a case.
不要把碗放在单车扶手上 拜托 Don't put the bowl on the handles, please.
我的工作也很重要 My job is important, too,
但你可没见我占用了所有用餐区域 but you don't see me hogging up all the eating area.
真的吗 Really?
你在试图阻止 在西南柳纹霸鹟栖息的沼泽上 Are you trying to block construction of a minor league baseball stadium on a marsh that's home
建造一个小联盟棒球场吗 这种濒临灭绝的鸟类 to the endangered southwestern willow flycatcher,
控制着水道和湿地周围的昆虫数量 which controls insect population around waterways and wetlands?
只要我想的话 当然能 I could if I wanted to.
奈尔 我正在试图拯救一个物种 Nell, I'm trying to save something that's alive--
而不是写死人的读书报告 I'm not writing book reports about dead people.
好了 祝你今天愉快 - All right, have a nice day.
你真的就任由那颗高个西蓝花 骑到你头上吗 Are you really gonna let that tall piece of broccoli walk all over you like that?
我没让他骑在我头上 I'm not letting him walk all over me.
他有自闭症 诚实是他性格的一部分 He's on the spectrum, and honesty is part of his personality.
我在抖音上看过科普 I watched a TikTok about it.
-嘿 -嘿 - Hey! - Hey!
我给咱俩买了沙拉 I got us salads, huh?
我想着可以在你的奢华办公室一起吃午饭 I thought we could have lunch in your luxurious office.
我也想啊 但莱克西安排所有编辑开营销会议 I really wish I could, but Lexi scheduled a pitch meeting with all the editors,
因为她订的空运龙虾到了 and she had some lobster flown in.
她认为昂贵的食物能激励人 She thinks that expensive food will really motivate people.
确实有效果 And it does.
但我会偷偷给你带些龙虾的 好吗 But I'll sneak you some lobster, okay?
《亢奋》小子 你也来 Euphoria Kid! You're coming, too!
我已经有昵称了 - A nickname already.
萨姆 你的裤子真漂亮 进来 Oh, Sam, these pants are fabulous. - Come in!
实习生都能去 他只是个实习生啊 - The intern is going? But he's just an intern!
看来你只能跟大办公区的沙拉爱好者混了 Looks like you're stuck in the bullpen with the salad eaters.
真不敢相信梅森被邀请了 Ugh. Can't believe Mason got invited.
-干杯 各位 -干杯 Cheers, everybody! - Cheers! - Cheers!
我刚开始到这家报社时 事业如日中天 老天 When I started at the paper, I had so much momentum. God,
如果我没跟菲利普搬去伦敦 我这会儿肯定也在里面 if I hadn't moved to London with Phillip, I could've been in there, too.
我要把我对德莫特·马罗尼说过的话 再给你说一遍 I'll say to you what I said to Dermot Mulroney--
“你本能拥有的一切并不重要 因为你不曾拥有过” doesn't matter that you could've 'cause you didn't.
德莫特和我走的是不同的路 Dermot and I are on different paths.
我... Oh, I-- I--
顺便一说 我真是受够了听死人说话 Oh, God. And by the way, I'm getting really tired of listening to dead people.
那就想想办法 Then do something about it.
拜托 你听到莱克西怎么说了 她对我的主意不感兴趣 Oh, come on, you heard Lexi, she isn't interested in my ideas.
你觉得老虎会等待一个胖乎乎的婴儿 Do you think that the tiger just waits for a chubby baby
走进丛林吗 to come wandering into the jungle?
当然不会 No! Of course not.
它会悠闲地走进村庄 从母亲的乳头上抢走一个 It saunters into the villages, and it snatches one from the mother's teat!
我听到爱德华说了那个 Well... You know... When I heard about the case that Edward was working on
关于拯救西南柳纹霸鹟的案件时 about saving the southwestern flycatcher,
我立刻就想到这会是一个很棒的专题报道 I immediately thought that it would make a great feature.
是啊 把文章写出来 一石三鸟 Yeah. Write the article. It's a win-win-win.
你有了份新工作 我能获得最后的胜利 You get a new job, I get my last triumph,
而且你不必再跟鬼魂待在一起了 and you don't have to hang out with ghosts anymore.
不管了 Screw it.
珍妮 把我变成老虎 Jane, make me a tiger.
好的 这看起来不错 Okay, this will be good.
我已经有一阵子没写过有意义的文章了 You know, it's been a while since I've done some meaningful writing.
-我能做到的 对吧 -我能做到的 对吧 I can do this, right? "I can do this, right?"
如果我不是鬼魂的话 我会一拳打到你脸上 If I wasn't a ghost, I'd smack you across the face.
你只是需要一点助力 按播放键 You just need a boost. - Hit "play."
好的 - Okay.
丛林 大自然的试验场 The jungle-- nature's proving ground.
捕食者还是猎物 你的丛林是什么 Kill or be killed. What is your jungle?
那也许是你的办公室 卧室 教堂... Could it be your office? Your bedroom? - Your church?
好吧 等等 这东西有多长 - Okay, wait. How-- How long is this?
17个半小时 让你醍醐灌顶 17 1/2 mind-blowing hours.
我没时间看完 I don't have time for this.
我给你提炼下精华 I'll just give you the broad strokes.
第一步 做梦就像许愿 Step one-- Dreams are just wishes.
设立目标 然后去完成它 Set a goal and do the work.
第八步 “拒绝”只是还没搞清楚状况的“同意” Step eight-- A no is just a yes that doesn't know it yet.
议员先生 我再问一遍 Councilman, I'll ask again--
城市的税金有多少拿来修建体育场了 how much of the city's tax credit is going to fund the stadium?
我这样没法工作 I can't work like this.
我们要吸点可卡因吗 Are we gonna score some coke?
我说的是工作空间 Oh, I-- I was talking about my workspace.
别动 - Don't move.
为什么螺丝比螺孔多 Why are there more screws than holes?
第17步 你觉得弱小时 要让自己显得强大 Step 17-- When you feel small, make yourself big.
你有那种加厚的卫生巾吗 Ooh, do you have any thick maxi pads?
-我不明白那跟这个... -我就知道 去拿来 I don't see how that's even a-- - I knew it. - Go get them.
恭喜你 Congratulations!
你可以进行到第二张光碟了 You can move on to disc two.
怎么回事 What's happening?
我在写一篇关于你那个案件的文章 I'm writing an article about your case.
西南柳纹霸鹟谢谢你 Well, the southwestern willow flycatcher thanks you,
但你为什么移动了我的单车 but why the hell did you move my bike?
因为我也住在这里 Because I live here, too.
如果你能有一辆岿然不动的单车 And if you can have a stupid bike that doesn't go anywhere,
那我也能有一张吃早饭用的宜家桌子 I can have a Flurskydur that I get to eat breakfast on.
跟你聊天真困难 It's difficult having a conversation with you
你这样子就像三个孩子摞在一起 when you look like three kids stacked on top of each other
试图蒙混进影院看限制级电影 trying to sneak into an R-rated movie.
1号光碟的奈尔或许会被你唬住 You know, disc one Nell would just take your honesty crap.
现在我跟你说实话 Well, now I'm gonna be honest with you.
你有太多愚蠢的规矩和不合理的期待 You have too many dumb rules and unreasonable expectations,
跟你住在一起真是烦死了 and you are super annoying to live with.
知道了 Noted.
做得好 Well done.
现在 到最后一步了 And now it's time for the final step--
利用你的所有资源 exploit all your resources.
周三穿这身真是太大胆了 I mean, this is a very bold choice for a Wednesday.
我在尝试改变风格 I'm trying a thing.
看出来了 You're trying something.
-你好 -克里基特 - Hello! - Cricket, yes!
嗨 我想让你认识下我最好的朋友 萨姆 I want you to meet my very best friend, Sam.
-嗨 -她帮我得到了报社的工作 Hi. She helped me get my job at the paper.
我要感谢你把奈尔带进我的生活 Well, I have to thank you for bringing Nell into my life.
她为我丈夫蒙蒂写了最美的讣告 She wrote the most beautiful obituary for my husband, Monty.
对你的遭遇我深表遗憾 Oh. I am so sorry for your loss.
但是记住 上帝关闭一扇门 一定会为你打开一扇窗 But, remember, when one door closes, another window opens.
-谢谢 -不客气 Thank you for that. You're so welcome.
-同理心是我的超能力 -当然 - Empathy is my superpower. - For sure. - Yeah.
那么 我写了一篇曝光文章 So, I wrote an exposé
揭露了球场破坏湿地事件中的腐败行为 on the corruption around the ballpark going into the wetlands,
这是我写过的最好的报道 and it's the best thing I have ever written.
希望你拿给莱克西看看 I want you to show Lexi.
奈尔 - Nell.
你听到她说的了 这就是她想要的那种新闻 - You heard her! This is the kind of journalism she wants.
而且你们是朋友 And you guys are friends, yeah?
你懂她的语言 You speak her language.
你刚得到这份写讣告的工作 You just got this job writing obituaries.
你为什么半途而废 转而尝试其他东西呢 Why are you trying to rush off and do something else?
两分钟 两分钟平板支撑 Two minutes! That was a two-minute plank.
我真的没法解释 我需要写点不一样的东西 I really can't explain it. I just need to do anything else.
你瞧 我爱你 See, I love you, but it just sounds to me
但我觉得你有点急于求成了 like you're trying to skip some steps.
她不懂我们 你应该远离她 Oh, she doesn't get us. You gotta cut her loose.
你说得对 我不该现在提 You're right. I shouldn't have brought it up.
报道什么的不重要 咱们吃午饭吧 No. The article is no big deal. Let's drink our lunch.
好啊 All right.
我们会另想办法 We'll find another way.
嗨 迪娜 谁负责把文章上传到网站 Hey, Tina, who's in charge of uploading the, um, articles to the paper's website?
哇 这沙拉料真足 Wow, that's a really thick salad.
谢谢 Thank you.
所有文章都要经过栏目编辑审阅 Everything has to go through the section editor
然后发到互联网上传工程师那里 who then sends it to the Internet upload engineer.
-我好像没见过他们 -就是梅森 I don't think I've met them yet. - It's Mason.
今早他帮莱克西设置手机字体大小 - He helped Lexi fix the font size on her phone this morning,
然后她把他奉为IT之神了 and now she thinks he's an I.T. god.
嘿 Hey.
你看上去油光满面的 Oh, you look oily.
是啊 我昨天吃了太多热黄油 Yeah. I went a little nuts on the hot butter yesterday.
身体吃不消了 我的凉席也毁了 Really took a toll on my body. - My bamboo sheets are ruined.
好恶心 - Gross.
但看到你脸上的表情 让每一口无水黄油都物有所值 But seeing the look on your face made every clarified sip worth it.
其实 我来找你就是为了这个 Actually, that's why I'm here. I mean, I--
我希望我们俩别再互相较劲了 I really want us to stop competing with each other
而是互相支持 and start supporting each other.
-为什么 -好极了 我们说好了 太棒了 Why? Cool, we have a deal? Awesome.
现在 我需要你帮我上传一篇 丹尼斯没时间上传 Now, I need you to upload an article that Dennis is too busy to upload,
但他绝对想上传的文章 but he totally wants uploaded.
这个感觉很棒 我很开心我们成了朋友 And, uh, this feels great. This feels good. I'm glad we're friends.
-你显然是在撒谎 我不干 -什么 - Clearly you're lying. - What? I won't do it.
除非... Unless...
-好吧 直说吧 你想怎样 -五千块加一辆马自达MX5 Okay, just say it. What do you want? $5,000 and a Miata.
-不行 -把办公室还我 - No! - My office back.
-成交 -太好了 - Deal. - Yesss.
太好了 Yesss!
把你变得不那么悲惨 这个过程太美妙了 Oh, it has been a pleasure making you less pathetic.
是啊 想到你可能是我最后一个 交谈的死人 感觉怪怪的 Yeah, and if you're the last dead person that I talk to, it's been weird.
我知道 I know.
体育场丑闻曝光 Oh, ka-boom!
-太棒了 你做到了 -太好了 我回来了 宝贝 - Ooh, yes! - We did it! - I'm back, baby! - Yeah!
-你干了什么 -嗯 - What have you done? - Huh?
莱克西叫我们去她办公室 Lexi wants to see us in her office.
因为她读了我的文章 Because she read my article?
而且很喜欢 And loved it?
她想给我升职 请我吃龙虾 And wants to give me a promotion? And some lobster?
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你的文章被撤销了 Your article has been taken down.
你的所作所为令人震惊 稍不留神 我们可能会面临诉讼 What you did was completely egregious. One mistake, and we could have been sued.
另外 你那件外套好丑 而且你闻起来像夏天的雨 Also that jacket is gross, and you smell like summer rain.
是我的肩膀 It's my shoulders.
奈尔 你的名字拼写是N还是KN Nell, Nell, Nell. Do you spell that with an "N" or a "K-N"?
那是什么 What is that?
这是我的机会手册 This is my book of chances.
上面记载了每个员工在被炒之前 I keep a tally for each of my employees
-剩余的机会次数 -我还剩多少次 and how many chances they have left before they get fired. How many do I have?
五次 - Five.
奈尔 你只有一次 Nell, you had one.
这么看来五次算不错了 That makes five sound pretty good.
-我们永远是朋友 -好吧 We'll always be friends. - All right.
等等 - Wait, wait, wait, wait.
几年前 我搬到了另一个城市 我搞砸了我的人生 A few years ago, I moved away and I screwed up my life.
我希望你知道我真的很珍惜这份工作 And I want you to know that I really appreciate this job,
但自从我开始写讣告 我的思维仿佛被困住了 but since I've been writing obituaries, I've been weirdly stuck in my head
我没有拿出最好的成绩 and I haven't done my best work.
我知道作为调查记者 我能为这家报社做出更多贡献 I know I could be more valuable to this paper as an investigative journalist.
我没听懂 I don't think I follow.
莱克西 奈尔的意思是 Lexi. What Nell is saying is that she thinks
她认为她能给你想要的点击率 she can give you the clickety clickety boom,
如果你夺走了那个最后的机会 她就没办法证明 and if you take away that last chance, she won't be able to prove
她能写出受欢迎的文章 that she can give you the zip to the zap-zop.
这下我听懂了 Now, that I understand.
她为什么一开始不说明白 Why didn't she say that in the first place?
萨姆 给你加八次机会 Sam, you get eight more chances.
我能用掉其中一次机会 说奈尔是很优秀的记者吗 Can I just use one of those chances to say that Nell is a really great writer?
她一定是 Hm. Well, she must be.
我收到了很多反馈邮件 赞美她写的讣告 I've been getting a lot of e-mails to the editor praising her obituaries.
出于某种原因 你让我们的读者产生了共鸣 - What? - For some reason, you've really connected with our readers.
什么 等等 真的吗 What? Wait. Really?
是的 而且大部分人都说了同样的话 Yes. And most of them say the same thing--
你好像真的了解你在写的那个人 that it really seems like you actually know the person that you've been writing about.
所以我需要你继续做好你的工作 Which is why I need you to do your job.
除非你不想干了 那我可以划掉... Unless, of course, you don't want it, and then I can just go right back here and--
别呀 她想要这份工作 奈尔 点头 No, no, no, she wants it. Nell, nod.
点头了 好了 我们走吧 谢谢你 Up and down, there we go. Let's go, let's go. Thank you.
你有没有想过把表扬集结成书 Oh, you know what? Did you ever think about putting together a book of praises?
你有没有想过把你那些糟糕的主意 集结成书 Did you ever think about making a book of bad ideas?
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢你救了我一命 我就是... Thanks for saving my ass. I just-- I--
真不敢相信你愿意为了我用掉一次机会 I can't believe you were gonna give up one of your chances for me.
你开玩笑吗 她的孩子咬了我的孩子 所以我有无限次机会 Are you kidding? Her kid bit my kid. So I actually have unlimited chances.
-好赞 -是吧 - Nice! - I know, right?
我猜...我一直执着于追求不曾拥有的东西 I guess I-- I just get so caught up in what I'm not doing
以至于我没有意识到 我拥有的已经足够好了 that I don't realize I'm doing something... good.
是啊 你确实有这毛病 Yeah, you gotta do that sometimes.
-真的 -我有吗 - Yeah. You do. - I do?
你好像觉得握在手里的还不够 It's like you don't think you're far enough along,
所以你总是迫不及待想抓住更多 so you just jump into something else.
刚才就是个例子 You just did it with this.
当初你为了菲利普放弃一切 And you kinda did it when you dropped everything
义无反顾地离开这里 也是如此 and moved your entire life for Phillip.
所以 也许是时候静下心来 享受你正在做的事 So maybe it's time to just, like, be patient and enjoy where you're at.
-这里吗 -是的 就在这里 Here? This place? Yes, here in this place, you know,
跟我一起 with me.
我也许会说莱克西这门“外语” 但我的母语是奈尔 Look, I may speak Lexi, but you know my first language is Nell.
-爱你 -爱你 Love you.
不用谢 You're welcome.
谢你什么 你差点害我丢了工作 For what? You almost made me lose my job.
或者 我有没有促使你追求你想要的成功 Or did I make you want the success you got?
你快累死我了 You're exhausting.
我六个前夫中的五个都说过这句话 Five out of my six ex-husbands said the same thing.
我真的很开心能写你的讣告 I'm genuinely excited to write about you.
是的 我们就从你第一次意识到 你有这个天赋开始 Yeah. Let's start with how you first realized you had this talent.
这可得好好讲讲了 我在亚利桑那州立大学上了一学期动物学 Oh, great story. So, I did one semester of zoology
我有一对不善表达感情的父母 at Arizona State and had parents that withheld love.
嗨 Hi.
让我把宜家桌子移开 Let me move my Flurskydur.
-谢谢 -不客气 - Thanks. - Yep.
抱歉我之前说你很烦人 I'm sorry I said you were annoying.
没关系 我喜欢别人直截了当 It's fine. It's better if people are straightforward with me, anyway.
天啊 Oh, my gosh.
我女友总说我烦人 My girlfriend says I'm annoying all the time.
她还说讣告不是死人的读书报告 She also says that obituaries aren't book reports for dead people,
因为那能为人们带去了结和安慰 because they offer closure and comfort,
我从没想到这一点 但我想确实如此 which I never really thought of, but I guess is true.
是啊 我也刚刚领悟到这一点 Yeah, um, I'm starting to see that now, too.
-我要下来了 -好的 I'm gonna clip out. Okay.
如果我们要一起生活 我们最好能加强沟通 If we're gonna live together, I think it's best that we work on our communication a bit.
我同意 I'm down with that.
希望这能帮助我理解 你的非理性和反复无常的情绪波动 Hopefully it'll help me better understand your irrational and erratic mood swings,
以及你对桌子的执念 also your obsession with tables.
-你要一直抓着桌子不放 是吗 -自闭症患者现在痛恨桌子 You're not gonna let the table go, are you? Autistic people just hate tables now.
-真的吗 -假的 我开玩笑的 算我求你了 - Really? - No, I'm joking. I beg you, please,
别再信抖音的科普了 stop getting all your information from TikTok.
但是抖音...很快速 而且紧跟形势 But it's just-- it's so quick and trendy.
-嗨 -嗨 - Hey! - Hey!
我最爱的新顾客来了 There she is, my favorite new customer.
爱德华 我想给你介绍下我朋友 克里基特 Edward, I'd like you to meet my friend Cricket.
很高兴认识你 Oh, it is lovely to meet you.
我听说你丈夫去世了 I heard your husband passed away.
我刚叮嘱你什么都别说 I literally just told you not to say anything.
那真是太惨了 你仍然很健康 很年轻 That must suck. You're still fit. You're young.
你还要独自生活很多年 也许20年 You've got a lot of years left alone. Well, maybe 20.
爱德华 克里基特 我很抱歉 Edward! Cricket, I am so sorry.
没事 我喜欢 终于有人说实话了 No, really, I love it. Finally some honesty.
再说了 他没说错 我仍然有魅力 Plus, he's right, I've still got it going on.
可你却一个人孤孤单单的 他死了 But here you are, very alone. He's dead. He died.
是啊 太痛苦了 Yes, it's devastating.
-太浪费了 -确实 - It's a total waste. - It is!
你真可悲 老女人 You're pathetic, ya old bag.
-奈尔 这位女士刚刚失去了丈夫 -我以为我们要... Nell, the woman just lost her husband. - I thought we were doing a--
你以为什么 - Thought what?
去你们的 Oh, screw you guys.
他死了 He died.
-我...你少来... -他死了 - Ah, don't you-- - He did!
-你胆子越来越大了 你知道吗 -知道吗 You've got a lot of nerve, you know that? You know what?
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