(rhythmic clanking)
MAN: Joe!
Joe! Joe!
你已经在里面呆了54。。。55分钟了，Joe！ You've been in there for 54... 55 minutes, Joe!
打手枪很爽 我明白 Masturbation is fun. I get it.
边打边花花地放洗澡水就不是很环保了 It's not very green to do it with the shower running.
天啊 Jesus!
下次记得带内裤进去 Bring your briefs in there with you.
你都15了 You're 15 years old.
这么做一点都不可爱 It's not cute anymore.
小屁股跟他妈一样 Got his mother's fanny.
你一星期前就该上交了 Joe Your final was due a week ago, Joe.
我是说 瞧 看黑板上 I mean, look... look at the board.
已经放假了 School's over.
我们都玩上猜单词游戏了 We're playing hangman here.
你在这哪 There you are.
-嘿 - Hey..
唔 你们今晚去吗 So, are you guys around tonight?
你绝对应该去“饥渴周四”的 Because you should totally come to Thirsty Thursdays.
-这是假前保留项目 -恩 恩 去啊 - End-of-school tradition. - Yeah. Yeah, totally.
-我。。我会去的 -酷 - I'll... I'll be there. - Cool.
会在Wolf’s Pond举行，你什么时候。。 So it's at Wolf's Pond, whenever you...
哦。。天啊 Oh... my God.
男孩：吃屎去吧，Toy BOY: Eat shit, Toy!
我借你件T恤吧 I can lend you a shirt.
我柜子里有好多呢 I've got like five in my locker.
是说 其实 它看上去没那么糟 You know what, actually, it doesn't look that bad.
7点左右在Paul家先聚聚 So, pregame at Paul's at like 7:00-ish.
Paul有他自己的公寓? Paul has his own apartment?
怎么 无视我吗 What, you're not going to acknowledge me?
- Hi. - Mmm. Yeah.
唔 今晚见 Um, I will see you tonight.
好 好 呃 Yes. Yeah, uh...
-宝贝 -恩？ - Babe. - Yes?
吃鸡蛋百吉饼去 Let's go get egg bagels.
好吧 拜 Okay. All right. Bye.
Paul 天啊 Paul. God.
要向你借件衬衫 I need a shirt.
太酷啦 (laughs) That's awesome.
这。。这太好玩了 That is... that is great.
实际上 我要留念一下 操 我手机在哪 Actually, I need a picture. Shit, can I get my phone?
嘿 Keenan女士？ Hey. Mrs. Keenan?
嘘 Shh!
女声:Patrick 你跑来跑去干嘛 WOMAN: Patrick, why are you running around?
哦 奶奶 Joe来了 Oh... Grandma, you remember Joe.
hi Keenan女士 Hi, Mrs. Keenan.
亲爱的 你想要湿巾擦把脸吗 Darling, would you like a cold washcloth?
什么 不 不要湿巾 What? No. No washcloth.
你呢 Joeseph How about you, Joseph?
实际上 是的 我。。我很愿意来块湿巾 Actually, yeah, I would... I'd love a washcloth.
别 妈 坐下 这什么鬼 发生了什么事？ No, Mom, sit. What the hell? What the hell is happening'?
我妈让我想起街霸里的布兰卡 My mom reminds me of Blanka.
每次她开口我听到的都是他那声音 That's the sound I hear whenever she speaks.
就是一无序怪物的胡言乱语 Just the gibberish of an undisciplined animal.
没个消停 甚至 It's never going to end. Even when I'm
到我成年了 她也会找到我 质问我 an adult, she'll find me, question me.
你太夸张了 我觉得 You're being a little dramatic, I think.
Joe 他们让我得了麻疹 Joe, they're giving me hives.
他们才不会让你得麻疹呢 There's no way that they can give you hives.
噢操 Holy shit.
嘿 孩子们 Hey, kiddo.
ANNOUNCER (from video game): Round two. Fight!
-什么事 爸？ -这里应该挂个鹿头 - What, Dad? - Should be a stud here.
喔 这是为啥？ Oh, what's all this?
Carol一会来 Carol's going to be here in 30.
-你去洗洗 -呃 爸 你知道 恩 - Go wash up. - Uh, Dad, you know, urn,
我刚想起今晚有个party I actually just realized I have a party tonight,
所以我今晚不能 so I'm not going to be able to make it
在家吃饭 for dinner and stuff.
抱歉 Sorry.
太糟了 Too bad.
我已经计划好了 The plans are already made.
你姐大老远开车来 Your sister's driving all the way in.
我在做炖羊肉 I'm making lamb stew.
这是演贝奥武夫还是怎么着 Are we in Beowulf?
瞧 晚饭后 Look, after dinner,
我想我们能重温“桌游之夜” I was thinking we might bring back Game Night.
会好玩的 It'll be fun.
“桌。。桌游之夜”是项家庭活动 爸 Game... Game Night's a family thing, Dad.
我才不要和你在奇怪的地方找到的 I'm not going to play Game Night with some spider woman
什么奇怪的女人玩呢 you found in the gutter.
Carol不是什么我在奇怪的地方找到的奇怪的女人 Joe Carol is not a spider woman that I found in the gutter, Joe.
她是位和蔼的女士 还碰巧喜欢我 She's a very nice lady who happens to like me.
我也喜欢她 And I like her.
但 我们从妈死之后就没举行过 So, we haven't played Game Night
桌游之夜了 然后 since Mom died, and then,
突然 你遇到了个荡妇 还指望。。 all of a sudden, you meet some floozy and expect...
够了！够了 Joe Enough! Enough, Joe.
这不是辩论会 This is not a debate.
我的房子 我做主 My house, my rules.
快去准备好 Now, go get ready.
女声：Joe 你爸告诉我 WOMAN: So, Joe, your dad told me
你在Tottenville上学 that you go to Tottenville.
你有玩什么运动吗 Are you on any teams?
Carol 在我们深入了解以前 Carol, before we go any further,
你得知道 you should know...
Frank不是我亲生父亲 Frank is not my real father.
我爱他 我也欠他很多情 I love him, and I owe him a lot.
你知道 他对我来说是很特别 You know, he's very special to me,
但他不是我亲爹 but he's not my blood.
这是真的吗 Frank？ Is that true, Frank?
完全不是 That's completely untrue.
我买下Ventnor路喽 I'm taking Ventnor.
Frank 羊肉好吃极了 Frank, the lamb was delicious.
那么软。。 Just so tender and...
就像吃鳄梨肉一样 it was like I was chewing avocado meat.
我不知道你在说什么 Colin I'm not sure I know what you're saying, Colin.
鳄梨肉 Avocado meat.
Heather 你记得当初爸因为 Heather, do you remember when Dad quit because, um,
你不肯跟他换铁路而不玩了吗 you wouldn't trade him B&O?
-还记得吗？ -噢。。噢你是说我还记不记得 - Remember that? - Oh... oh, do I remember
我的亲爹因为这事管我叫“兜售恐惧的中国男”吗 when my own father called me a "fear-mongering Chinaman?"
是啊 我记得。。主要是因为我不是男的 Yeah, I do... mostly 'cause I'm not a man.
也不是中国人 所以。。 Nor am I Chinese, so...
哦 天啊 太可怕了 Oh, my God, what a panic.
我外祖父就会那么说 That's something my great-grandfather would say.
他是个种族主义者 He's a racist.
你总这么干吗 DAD: You do that often?
先吃汉堡 再吃薯条？ Eat the hamburger and then the fries'?
你不。。你不会混一起吃？ You don't... you don't mix it up?
我不知道 爸 I don't know, Dad.
就这么一问 Just asking.
我们昨晚在有线台上 MOM: We watched a very good movie
看了部很棒的电影 on the cable last night.
-唔唔 -亲爱的 它叫什么？ - Mmm. - Oh, honey, what was it called?
里面有那个谁，就那演员。。 DAD: it had that guy in it, that actor...
-谁啊 -他叫什么 - What was it'? - What's his name?
叫，呃，Heimlich Called, uh, Heimlich, the...
对 对！就那 呃 叫什么来着 Yes, yes! With, uh, what's-his-name.
跟Prince似的 新版Prince The Prince, the... the New Prince.
威尔史密斯？ Will Smith?
Will！ 没错 威尔普林斯 Will! Yes. Will Prince.
-Will Prince -天啊 他演了什么 - Will Prince. - Oh, my gosh, what does he play?
-超级英雄？ -他在里面演了个超级英雄 - Superhero? - Oh, he plays a superhero in this one.
类似的。。不过没披风 Kind of a supe... Not a cape, though.
-叫Heimlich -最黑暗的东西 - Yeah, it's called Heimlich. - The darnedest thing.
怎样 Come on.
想跟我一伙吗 You want to be my buddy?
是的 我很乐意 Yes. I would love that.
Tennessee换Park Place Tennessee for Park Place.
就现在 少废话 Right now, straight up.
成交 Done.
没问题 You got it.
啥？ 别 喂喂喂 What? No. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
-大人在说话呢 Joeseph 闭嘴 -COLIN:没错 安静 - The men are talking, Joseph. Pipe down. - COLIN: Yes. Quiet.
大家安静 除了大人 Quiet, everybody, except for the men.
-我们是这屋里的老大 -太扯了 爸 - We're in command of the room. - JOE: This is bullshit, Dad.
你想把我赶出局 You're pricing me out of the goddamn game.
到你了 小姑娘 Your roll, JoJo.
你们这是狼狈为奸 This is collusion.
爸 少来了 Dad, come on.
这的确有点残酷 Frank Yeah, it's kind of cruel, Frank.
不 不 FRANK: No, no.
他发火是因为他不想留在这里 He's just mad because he doesn't want to be here,
他在犯浑 so he's being a little shit.
-这下好了 -哦别 - Oh, great. - Oh, no.
Joe 别走嘛 Joe, don't go.
他不玩了 好样的啊 爹 He's quitting. That's nice work, Dad.
没事的 He'll be all right.
让他走走消气 Let him walk it off.
Patrick 你每天都有洗受伤的那只脚吗 Patrick, have you been washing that foot every day?
因为脚套会把水滴沤在那里 Because moisture can get trapped in there from the brace.
Jim Henson就是因此死的 That's what killed Jim Henson, you know.
Oh...
我们到底在说些什么啊 What the hell are we talking about?
Patrick 你会吹口哨吗 MOM: Ooh, Patrick, can you whistle?
(whistling)
我喜欢你和我吹口哨和音 I like it when you harmonize with me on the whistling.
-Patty 你去哪 -去嘘嘘吗 - Patty, where you going? - Got to go potty'?
哦 操 Oh, shit, he's doing it.
Joe!!
Joe...
对 我要报告一起盗窃案 Yeah, I'd like to report a theft.
天杀的 Goddamn it!
恩 他的名字是Frank Toy Yeah, his name is Frank Toy.
棕色头发 呃 身高不明 Brown hair, uh, height unknown.
我再打给你 I'll call you back.
你这婊子养的 You son of a bitch.
But...
Joseph这习惯有个问题是 The problem with Joseph's habit
如果有一天你们家真要出什么急事 is that one day there will be an actual emergency
或有什么暴力行为的话 or violent crime coming from this house.
好嘛 夜还长着呢 Yeah, well, the night is still young.
呃 Toy先生 你知道狼来了的故事吗 Uh, Mr. Toy, are you familiar with "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?
知道 我就是在地球长大的 所以。。 Yes. I experienced a childhood on the planet Earth, so...
是的 我听过那故事 yes, I've heard of that one.
你觉得它能以寓意的方式 Do you think you can apply it to my situation
适用于我的情况吗 in an allegorical fashion?
好嘛 它讲的是 Okay. It's a...
-一个男孩和。。 - a story that involves a boy who... -Ah, ah, ah...
-总是大叫“狼来了” -住口 - constantly cries "wolf." - WOMAN: Stop.
到最后狼真的来了。。他不知道嘛 And when the wolf finally comes... He doesn't know it.
-抱歉，是什么来了？ -狼啊 - I'm sorry, "The Boy Who Cried" what? -Wolf.
-操你 -我们走 - Fuck you. - WOMAN: Let's go.
-什么啊 -别说了 - "The Boy Who Cried" what? - Stop talking.
-狼 -滚出我的门廊 - Wolf. - Get the fuck off my porch
在我还没把你摁地上打前 before I knock your dick in the dirt.
-来吧 我们走 -我不明白这有什么问题 - Come on, let's go. - I don't see what the problem was.
-干嘛吼我啊 -接下来是什么？三只小猪？ - Why are you yelling at me? - What's next? Three Little Pigs?
会过去的 好吗 真的 我发誓 It gets easier. Okay? Honest. I swear.
这么想吧:两年内 Look at it this way: In two years,
他就会巴不得让你走 he's going to pay for you to leave.
是喔 (chuckles) Yeah.
瞧 这听上去可能有点绝望 Uh, look, this may sound desperate,
但我现在100%是清醒的 好吗 but I am 100% lucid, okay?
别笑 因为我。。 Don't smile, 'cause I'm...
-别笑 -好 认真点 - Don't. - No, this is very serious.
-我是认真的 -我也是认真的 - I am serious. - I'm taking you so seriously.
我能在15分钟内打包好 I can be packed in 15 minutes.
你们带我一起回Granville吧 Just take me with you to Granville.
拜托 Please.
好吧 我愿意的 (inhales sharply) Okay, I would.
绝对愿意 但 Totally would, but...
爸会一直过去看望我们 Dad would want to come visit us all the time,
我接受不了那样 and that just wouldn't work for me.
-你真没劲 - You're lame. - So...
你们悠着点 take it easy on him.
-你越来越帅了 -行了 行了 - You're getting so handsome. - Yeah. Yeah.
-我爱你 -嘿 别碰我 - I love you. - Hey, don't you touch me.
你喜欢这样 You love it.
(yells. groans)
?
- JOE: Oh, hey. Hey.
-怎么啦 -我去给你拿杯啤酒 - What's up? - Okay, I am going to get you a beer
你先聊着 so you can catch up.
Okay.
喝! 喝！ 喝！ 喝！ Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
喝! 喝！ 喝！ 喝！喝！ Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
-咋样 伙计 -嘿 - What's up, dude? - Hey.
假扮过家家之夜怎么样啊 How was, uh, fake family night?
太好啦 Oh, it was great.
什么事没发生 Nothing went wrong.
警察也没来 The police didn't come.
我爱我爸 I love my father.
Shit.
-酒来喽 -谢啦 - Okay, I have beer for you. - Hey. Thank you.
- Hello. Hello. - Hello, Kelly.
-你好吗 -挺好 你呢 - How are you? - I'm good. How are you?
没你那么醉 I'm not as drunk as you are.
我觉得你有啊 (laughing): I think you are.
-能喝你的酒吗 -不能 - Can I have your beer? - No.
抱歉伙计 酒桶快空了 Hey, sorry, bro. Keg's almost tapped.
一年级的没酒喝 No beer for freshmen.
但他是二年级的 Paul Oh, but he is a sophomore now, Paul.
抱歉 宝贝 Sorry, babe.
不走运啊 伙计 No dice, bro.
Oh, man.
你们这群小王八蛋 You little fuck-suckers!
有人还想睡觉呢 We're trying to sleep!
这是公众场合 伙计 It's public property, bro!
什么 MAN: What?
谁告诉你的 Who told you that?
我们猜的 We assumed!
(scattered laughter)
我不相信那老家伙 I don't trust that old guy.
他的眼后有片阴影 He has a shadow behind his eyes.
你站那多久了 How long have you been standing there?
Hello.
那可不是答案 That's not an answer.
你们班小兔崽子 You little shit dicks!
-哦我。。 -天 快跑快跑 - Oh, my... - Jesus! Let's go, let's go.
你们他妈在干嘛 走啊 JOE: What the hell are you doing, guys'? Come on!
-天啊天啊 -快跑啊 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Let's go! Let's go!
Come on, come on, come OH, come on, come OH.
Joe 你知道我们已经 BOY: Hey, Joe, do you know we've been
走了半里地吗 walking for half a mile?
我从我们的惨况推测出来的 I can tell by how much we've bonded.
呃 我们迷路了 而且。。 JOE: Well, we're lost, and, um...
你一直都没出声 所以。。 you haven't said a word this entire time, so...
还要走多久 How much longer?
我不知道 Biaggio I have no idea, Biaggio.
保持警觉 我们能走出去的 Let's just keep our wits, and we'll get out of here.
我们在什么地方 Where are we?
一个不会有人找到你的地方 Someplace they won't find you.
什么 What?
走吧 (sighs) Let's go, man.
回家路漫漫 We got a long walk home.
Hello? Hi.
Hi.
我只是想确认 I just wanted to make sure
你昨晚没被枪打着 that you didn't get shot last night.
No. No, no, no.
我活下来了 I survived.
我 呃 最后和那个叫Biaggio的小孩困一起了 I, uh, wound up getting stuck with that kid Biaggio, though.
哦对 我跟他说过一次话 Oh, yeah, I spoke to him once.
他告诉我他叔叔死于挑战者号爆炸 He told me that his uncle died on the Challenger.
太空旅行代价不菲 对不 That's the price of space travel, right?
Uh... yeah, sure.
呃 听好了 Um, so get ready for this.
Paul昨晚丢下我跑了 Paul skedaddled on me last night.
啊 那可。。可真混蛋 Uh, wow, that's... that's a dick move.
把工具。。从车道上挪开 Tools... out of the driveway now.
-我打电话呢 -哦 - I'm on the phone. - Oh.
我才不管呢 现在去 I don't give a shit. Right now.
一切还好吗 Is everything okay there?
-别！ -谁啊 Patrick？ - No! - Who is this? Patrick?
-Kelly -Kelly 女孩子啊 - Kelly. - Kelly. A girl.
-天 真是惊喜 -爸。。 - Jesus, that's a pleasant surprise. -Dad...
听着 Kelly Joe被禁足了说不了话 Listen, Kelly, Joe can't talk right now because he's grounded.
他会在七点半以前回你电话 He will call you back sometime
这是他新鲜出炉的入寝时间 before his hot new bedtime of 7:30.
夜晚愉快 You have a good night.
Okay.
挪工具 现在去 Tools. Now.
要是它们坏了 你这个暑假 And if they're ruined, you're going to work
就要赚钱来赔 我是认真的 the whole set off this summer. I mean it.
管你送报纸 A paper route.
卖玉米 Big Chief Indian Corn.
还是其它什么鬼 我不在乎 Goddamn Ohio Soccer Jazz. I don't care.
你自己选 You have your pick.
今天起老实点 This bullshit ends today.
行啊 Yes, it does.
我不能走一整天啊 Joe PATRICK: I can't walk all day like this, Joe.
好嘛 我们快到了 JOE: Okay. We're almost there.
就差50码 Just 50 yards.
快到哪了？ PATRICK: Almost where?
在这林子里 What the hell could you be showing me
你能给我看点什么呀 in the woods right now'?
这是什么 Joe What is this, Joe?
你想你房间朝东还是朝西 You want your room facing sunrise or sunset?
我的什么？ My What?!
我们的新房子就建在这了 伙计 This is the site of our new house, man.
什么 树屋吗 What, like a tree house?
不 是真房子 No, like a real house.
我要搬出来了 我们都要搬出来 I'm moving out. We're moving out.
你他妈说啥呢 What the hell are you talking about?
我妈连我在家穿袜子 My mom won't let me walk
都要管 around the house without socks on.
她才不会让我们 She's definitely not going to let us
住这老林子里呢 live out here in the woods.
不会有人找到我们的 Patrick No one will find us out here, Patrick.
这房子 这地方 是我们的 This house, this land, it's ours!
我们自己做主 懂吗 We make the rules, you know?
像大人一样 Like men!
然后我们就这么搬来这 So we're just going to move out here
然后 破草丛里建个房子? and, uh, build a house from scratch?
能有多难 How hard can it be?
且慢。。这小孩 Hold on... what is this kid
在这干嘛 doing here?
我不知道 I don't know.
我不敢叫他走 I'm afraid to tell him to leave.
我不知道他会做出什么事来 I don't know what he's capable of.
别理他 Forget him.
一起干吧 伙计 Break ground with me, man.
我很抱歉 Joe 但不能这样 Look, I'm sorry, Joe, but I can't do this.
到家给我电话 Call me when you get home.
Patrick?
你今天穿蓝衬衫哦？ MRS. KEENAN: So you wore the blue shirt today?
没穿那件带口袋的？ Not the one with the pocket?
-他穿了蓝的 -是啊 - He's got the blue one on. - PATRICK: Yeah.
礼貌点 小伙子 Whoa, rope in the attitude, mister.
这跟你妈说话呢 This is your mother you're speaking to.
-别这样 伙计 - Come on, buddy. Come on. - Huh? Huh?
-抱歉 爸 -他演给谁看呢 - My word. - Sorry, Dad. - Who is he doing a show for?
噢我知道 就像他前面有个镜头 Oh, my gosh, I know, it's like he's on camera.
这附近有女孩子吗 Are there girls around?
恩 一定有 MRS. KEENAN: Yeah, there must be. Uh-oh.
搜寻少女中 Girl check.
搜寻比基尼少女 Checking for a girl in a bikini.
-没 我一个没见着 - Nope. I don't see one. - (parents chuckling)
荷尔蒙泛滥哟 Those hormones are a-ragin'.
Hello?
算我一个 I'm in.
-什么 -建房子 - What? - (over phone): The house.
我会去 I'll do it.
Yes! Yes! Holy shit! Yes!
好啊 太棒了 Okay. Awesome.
我们明天动工 JOE: Well, we'll break ground tomorrow.
是喔 (scoffs) Yeah, right.
Hello?
Joe 你整天不在 怎么跟你爸交代的 Joe, what do you tell your dad when you leave all the time?
我们即使说话也说不到那份上 If we were talking, I still wouldn't tell him shit.
天啊 你们怎么了 Jesus, what happened between you two?
没怎么 Nothing.
他只是个寂寞的老混蛋 He's just an old, lonely prick,
我要趁没变得像他那样之前 and I want to get out of there
离开那里 before I end up anything like him.
Joe?
现在有空吗 Can I talk to you for a second?
-你做的？ -我做的 - You made this? - I did.
只花了一点点时间 Took very little time.
就几天 Very few days.
“我叫贾玛·科罗拉多，我绑架了你儿子 "My name is Jamal Colorado, and I have kidnapped your son.
“他没受伤，而且要是你遵循以下条件 "He is unharmed, and will stay that way
“他就一直不会受伤 if you abide by the following rules."
“贾玛·科罗拉多”？ "Jamal Colorado"?
“艾弗内·德克萨斯”？ JOE: "Anfernee Texas"?
“德肖恩·犹他” "D'Sean Utah"?
没错 我按丹泽尔·华盛顿 Yeah, I decided on the format
的命名方式来的 of Denzel Washington:
一个黑鬼名 接个州的姓 a black first name, followed by a state.
去你的 我们才不用这个 Yeah, fuck that. We're not using those.
好吧 Biaggio JOE: Okay, Biaggio,
努力是好。。 good effort...
但计划实在糟 although very poorly planned out
而且 呃。。 and, um...
异常种族歧视 savagely racist.
我只是不想啥也不做 I just didn't want to do nothing.
(TV playing indistinctly)
(TV continues playing)
Dad, um...
我想今晚在Patrick家过夜 I'm gonna spend the night at Patrick's tonight,
如果可以的话 if that's okay.
行啊 记得七点半前上床睡觉 Okay, and make sure you're in bed by 7:30.
我会电话确认 I'll call the Keenans.
(Joe scoffs)
?
(laughter)
?
(no dialogue)
?
(chuckles)
自由！ Freedom!
操你啊 Frank Fuck you, Frank!
亲爱的 我买了传统Ciabatta面包 Honey, I got the classic ciabatta bread.
-他们终于有货了 -今天很狂野嘛 - They finally had it. - You're getting wild.
-切片的 -是喔 - Sliced. - (chuckling): Yeah.
-今天是我们的大日子 -你可真疯 - This is our big day. - You're crazy.
我们平常只吃手工的 We usually do rustic ciabatta.
我知道 I know it.
妈 爸 我今晚去Joe家 Mom, Dad, I'm going to spend the night at Joe's.
哦 好吧 亲爱的 Oh, okay, honey.
就是 我已经做好晚饭了 Well, I already made dinner, though,
带点蔬菜汤去吧 so take some vegetable soup for you and Joe.
呃 不了 谢谢 Uh, no, thanks.
没人喜欢蔬菜汤 妈 No one likes vegetable soup, Mom.
恩。。 Well... (chuckles)
我猜我们在“假装国” MR. KEENAN: Okay, we're in Pretendland, I guess.
说什么“没人喜欢蔬菜汤” "Nobody likes vegetable soup."
-你听到了吗 亲爱的？ -听到了 - Did you hear this, honey? - I heard it.
-哦 天啊 -他可是你儿子 - Oh, my God. - He's your son.
听着 告诉Toy先生 Listen, tell Mr. Toy
汤里放点白饭 to put some white rice underneath it.
可好吃了 It'll be delightful.
妈 别 Mom, no.
不要蔬菜汤 No vegetable soup.
我们不会喝蔬菜汤的 We're not eating vegetable soup.
我去拿饭盒 I'm getting a Tupperware.
来 带个西红柿 Here, take this tomato.
(exhales)
Jesus.
你还好吗 小胖 You okay, fatty?
不 No.
不 我不好 No, I'm not.
我。。我是真紧张 I... I'm really nervous.
我们真要这么干 是不 We're really doing this, huh?
是的 Yes, we are.
我之前从没干过这种事 Joe I've never done anything like this, Joe.
快把我逼疯了 It's starting to freak me out.
唔 呃 我也没有 Well, uh, neither have I.
这才是重点 Kind of the point.
是 是 我知道 我知道 Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
好吧 在我下一个 Just, okay, before I make
重大决定之前 a big decision,
我总是 你知道的 对自己说 I always, you know, say to myself,
“要是接下来的三十秒里上帝给我 "I'll do it unless God gives me
一个明显的征兆的话 我就这么做” a definitive omen in the next 30 seconds."
你明白的 So, you know,
这是我的小蠢迷信 it's just some dumb superstition I have.
要是你不想等 没事的 If you don't want to do it, that's fine.
但。。 But...
你想等吗 Do you want to?
行啊 Sure, yeah.
It's...
恩 闭上眼睛 对 Yeah, so just like, close your eyes, and yeah.
对了 You got it.
（雷鸣） (thunder booms)
Oh.
好啦 咱们走 Okay, let's go.
等等 什么 Wait, what?
不 不 那是打雷 No, no, that was thunder.
绝对是坏兆头 Definitely a bad omen.
行了 走吧 那是打雷 No, come on, that was thunder.
那是棵树 这是块石头 That's a tree. This is a rock.
走吧伙计 这是大自然 Come on, man, it's nature.
不是什么征兆 It's not an omen.
有点常识 Have some common sense.
-“常识”？ -又不是一只乌鸦 - "Common sense"? - It's not like a raven
飞来叫我们滚远点 told us to go away.
行 我们要这么干了 Yeah, we're doing this.
哦上帝啊 Oh, God.
(Joe whoops)
(chuckles)
准备好了？ JOE: Ready?
好了 把东西拿出来吧 All right, let's unpack.
(screaming)
我来早了 I came early.
哦操 Oh, shit.
(panting): Dude.
- (laughter) - Oh, my God.
?
(chuckles)
Fuck, yeah.
?
(whispering): Patrick.
搞什。。？天啊 PATRICK: What the f...? Jesus.
-几点了 哥儿们 -谁在乎 - What time is it, man? - Who cares?
我们在树林里 We're out in the woods.
树林里没时间这概念 There's no time in the woods.
我们探险去 Let's go exploring.
-啥 -啥 - What? - What?
树林里当然有时间概念了 Of course there's time in the woods.
在户外观察。。 You go outside and you look at the...
太阳 它在天上越高 the sun, and the higher it is in the sky,
时间就越晚 the later it is in the day.
?
(shouts)
“我们以 JOE: "We do swear,
“失去友谊的痛苦发誓 "under pain of friendship lost,
“永远不对 "to never speak
“任何成年人说起这片地方 "of this enterprise to any adult,
“永远不泄露这个地点 "and to never betray its location
“或她的参与人员 "or its participants,
“从今开始 "and from this day forthwith
“自己烧水 "to boil our own water,
“自己打猎 自己建房 "kill our own food, build our own shelter
“自己做主” and be our own men."
好啦 我们得给每个东西取霹雳的名字 All right, we need cool names for everything.
犀利 神话般的名字 Like, awesome, mythical names.
-不 我们不用 -或者 比如。。 - No, we don't. - Or, uh...
命运之树 The Trees of Destiny.
- Oh! - (laughter)
-别 -别 小心地图！ - No. - No! The map!
- Aah! - (laughter)
(squealing)
-那么 Patrick是摔跤手？ -对 很优秀的 - So, Patrick's a wrestler? - Oh, very good one.
-对 很优秀的 -很棒的摔跤手 - Yes, a good one. - Very good wrestler.
是什么式的 希腊-罗马还是竞技场式？ So what's that, Greco-Roman or arena'?
不要回答 MRS. KEENAN: Don't answer that.
希腊-罗马的 竞技场式是什么 Greco-Roman. What's arena?
是高级玩家的 Arena is pro.
你觉得Joe会以离家出走 WOMAN: Do you think that Joe would run away
-来证明什么吗 -哦 等等 - to prove a point'? - MRS. KEENAN: Oh, hold on now.
我们不觉得他们这是离家出走 We don't know that they've run away.
Patrick完全没有 I mean, there is absolutely no reason
离家出走的理由 that Patrick would run away.
Patrick不会出走的 不会 Not for Patrick to run away, no.
-好吧 -你是对的 - Okay. - You're right.
这是典型的绑架 It's a classic kidnapping.
他们绑走了我们的孩子、罐头食品和意粉 They took our children and the canned goods and pasta.
行啦 瞧 我不得不承认 WOMAN: All right, look, I hate to admit it,
Frank是对的 现在 我们假设 but Frank is right. Right now, we have to assume
这是自愿性失踪 that these are voluntary disappearances.
哇 真令人吃惊 Wow. What do you know?
警察啊 总是把他们爱尔兰式观点强加于人 The police, always pushing their pig Irish agendas.
哇 Whoa.
Keenan夫人 我像你保证 Mrs. Keenan, I assure you,
没有其他观点 there is no other agenda
能帮你找到儿子了 than to find your son right now.
少来 爱尔兰人相当于欧洲的黑鬼 No. The Irish are the blacks of Europe.
欧洲的黑鬼 The blacks of Europe.
-哦天啊 -句号 - MR. KEENAN: Oh, my God. - Period.
-真敢说 -这不是。。 - That's powerful stuff. - That's not...
好 哇 MR. KEENAN: Okay, wow.
甜心 我也是爱尔兰人啊 记得不 Sweetheart, I'm Irish, okay?
我们压力很大 队长 We're under a lot of stress, Captain.
我很抱歉。。 I'm sorry about...
你知道Patrick曾是我们唯一的孩子吗 You know Patrick was our only boy.
-“就是” -你知道吗 - "Is." - Did you know that?
-是的 我知道 -真的吗 - Yes, I do. - Did you?
非常清楚 I'm well aware.
根据报告 Listen, according to the report,
价值80-100美元的食物 $80 to $100 in food
和生活物品丢失了 and housewares is missing.
在Toy家里 From the Toy house,
丢了一套工具 we are down a tool set,
烧烤用品和现金240元 grill utensils and about $240 in cash.
那么 我相信你们不会提起诉讼 Now, I presume we're not pressing charges.
Frank 你想对Joe Frank, would you like
提出控告吗 to press charges against Joe?
(sighs)
暂时不想 Not at this time.
他把大富翁也拿走了 FRANK (voice-over): He took the Monopoly, too.
明显为了恶心我 Obviously to spite me.
也许他只是想要点 HEATHER: Maybe he just wanted
纪念你的东西 something to remember you by.
不可能 No way.
他可恨那破游戏了 你没注意他前几天晚上吗 He hates that damn game. Did you see him the other night?
恩 他曾经喜欢过的 你知道 Well, he used to love it, you know,
当时 我们还是一家四口 when it was, like, the four of us.
你有点像在给他的回忆抹黑 爸 You're kind of shitting on his memories, Dad.
不然我该怎么办 Heather Well, what am I supposed to do, Heather?
要是我死了 他不到六周 You know, if I died, he'd get
就能把我给忘了 over it in about six weeks.
先生 中餐到了 Uh, sir, Chinese food is here,
所以我想。。 so I would like to actually...
多少钱 How much?
呃 51刀 Uh, it's $51.
51刀？ $51?
你到底点了什么啊 Heather？ What the hell did you order? Heather?
别怪我 我叫了饺子 Don't look at me. I got dumplings.
我一点不饿 I'm not even hungry.
呃 我点了。。 Yeah, I actually ordered a...
一大份虾 配龙虾酱 a large portion of the shrimp with lobster sauce.
我觉得它挺天然健康的 I figured it was pretty neutral.
我们能像一家人一样一起吃 We can eat it family-style.
-天然健康？ -恩哼 - Neutral? - Mm-hmm.
虾配龙虾酱？ Shrimp with lobster sauce?
是啊 Yeah.
我想不到 I can't think
比它更非主流的食物了 of a more marginal dish in any culture.
- Hi. - Hey.
你叫什么 What's your name?
我的美国名字是Gary My American name is Gary.
你曾有过这样的一天吗 Gary You ever have one of those days, Gary?
怎样的一天？ What kind of days?
就像我现在这样 The kind I'm having right now.
我不知道你是哪样 I don't know what kind of day you're having.
就像你感觉有人 Where you feel like somebody
一整天都在对你的脸撒尿 is pissing in your face all day long.
这好事还是坏事啊 Is that good or bad?
-坏事 -坏事喔 - Bad. - Bad.
Gary啊 Gary,
每次。。 every time...
瞧见这些馄饨了吗 Gary You see those wontons, Gary?
-瞧见他们有多大吗 -嗯哼 - You see the size of them? - Mm-hmm.
它们也太大了 朋友 Those wontons are too big, my friend.
大家都喜欢啊 还有人向我们讨食谱 Everybody loves those. People ask us for the recipe.
我们不能提供就是了 We won't provide it.
这还是培训的一部分。。如何应对非常 It's part of our training... how to deal with people
非常想要食谱的人 who want the recipe too bad.
-哦? -我们有句必说的话 - Oh? -We have a phrase we have to repeat.
-是什么？ -“我们不能提供食谱” - What is that? - "We won't provide it."
我明白大馄饨的好处了 I can see the value of these now.
我能让邻居家小孩过来 I can have the kids from the neighborhood come over
在上面跳来跳去 and bounce up and down on them at a fucking party.
-喔 讽刺啊 我懂了 -丫大得跟充气蹦蹦城堡似的 - Oh, sarcasm, I get it. - It's like a bouncy house.
穷人的智慧 The poor man's wit.
我的问题是 Gary My question for you, Gary, is:
我该怎么用我正常人类的小嘴吃这玩儿 How do you want me to eat these with my normal human mouth?
像蟒蛇那样下颌大张吗 Do you want me to unhinge my jaw like an anaconda?
我是不是得吞了这个 再在太阳下 Should I put this in my belly and lay out in the sun
-躺上两个月来消化它？ -爸 够了 天啊 - for two months, digesting it? - Dad, enough! My God!
-付钱就好了嘛 -GARY：上帝 是啊 - Just pay the poor guy. - GARY: My God. Yeah, and maybe
也许你家要买点叉子什么的 you should get some forks in the house
然后你爸你就不用张开他那蠢下颌。。 so your dad doesn't have to unhinge his stupid jaw to...
行了行了 老实说 你家馄饨 We're done here, and for the record, your wontons
实在太大了 没人能他妈的吃得进 are way too big. Nobody can fucking eat those.
错 我就能吃 不要还给我啊 No, I can eat them; just give them to me.
-晚安 Gary -我很乐意吃掉它们 - Good night, Gary. - I'd be very happy to eat those.
你房子环境真烂 Your house has a bad vibe.
没米 No more rice,
没意粉 no more pasta.
是时候来吃顿实诚的了 It's time to eat an honest meal.
Biaggio?
你和我去树那里 You and I will take to the trees.
Patrick,
你 呃。。 you, uh...
好 好 我懂了 Yeah, yeah, I know.
我。。我捡浆果和苹果 I... I pick berries and apples
和草料 and forage.
这安排太有道理了 And it makes a lot of sense, yeah.
(grunting)
诶 什么 Oh, what?
因为你更壮就该当猎手？ You should be the hunter just because you're stronger?
是啊 Yeah.
哦 别。。 Oh, don't...
别乱喝水 don't drink the water.
嗯哼 我不该喝的 Uh-uh, I shouldn't have done that.
我很高兴你来了 Biaggio I'm glad you came out, Biaggio.
我是说，这是、、 I mean, this is...
这是我们的成年式 见鬼 this is our rite of passage, goddamn it.
你有没有试过 Have you ever felt
觉得。。真正和自己融为一体？ this at one with... with yourself?
和你的本能 和大自然？ With your instincts, with nature?
和。。 This...
觉得特别爷儿们？ this masculine?
我不知道 I don't know.
我不觉得我有性别 I don't really see myself as having a gender.
有问题吗 Is that a problem?
没问题 It's not great.
打野牛往这走 朋友 This way to the bison, my friend.
等你上来 When you get up here,
就能看到一大片野牛 you can see a field of bison
庄严地吃草 majestically grazing.
喔喔 拿好武器 Ooh, get your weapon ready.
-好嘞 - Yeah.
走吧 Biaggio 走走 Let's go, Biaggio. Come on.
但是。。 No, but the...
烤鸡可好吃了 the quarter dark is so good.
炸鸡店 那是。。 Boston Market, that's...
那是属于我们过去的生活 that's from our old life,
我们软弱的生活 our weak life.
在这等着 Wait here.
这会招来什么。。。食腐动物？ What will it attract... scavengers?
是食腐动物？看看这些 Scavengers? Look at this.
国王都够吃了 Fit for a goddamn king.
这林子里有熊吗 Are there any bears in these woods?
希望有 Hope so.
熊能够我们吃一个月 A bear would feed us for a month.
也许我们能让它感到幻灭 Perhaps we can disillusion him.
熊要是什么都不相信 A bear who doesn't believe in anything
比较容易放倒 will be easier to bring down.
我。。我猜我同意吧 I... I guess I agree with that.
也许小点的猎物更好 Might be a little small.
1 2 3 4 5 One, two, three, four, five.
你裤子上有吊牌 You have a tag on your pants.
你为这次活动买新衣服了？ Did you buy new clothes for this?
就是这样的。。这是风格 It comes like that... it's the style.
Yes!
Okay, come on.
等等 拿剑 No, the swords.
成啦 We got it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, God, okay.
翻 翻 翻过来 Flip, flip, flip the thing,
然后我会 呃 取它性命 and I'll, uh... I'll take its life.
照着脖子砍 Strike it at its neck. Don't compromise the meat.
-我懂 我懂 -它会求饶 别理它 - I know, I know. - It may plead; don't listen.
-冷静 -我会的 - Be cold, clinical with the blade. -I will.
他会试着讨饶。。这是天性 It may try to bargain... this is natural.
-翻了就是了！ -OK - Just turn it! - Okay!
(screeching)
恩 我就很惊奇 PATRICK: Yeah, I'm just surprised
你在这林子里能找到活鸡 you found a live chicken in these woods.
没错 是的 先生 Yup, yes, sir.
太神奇了 That's amazing.
JOE: Biaggio,
你做的玉米布丁人间美味 your corn pudding is to die for.
我想要份食谱 I have to know the recipe.
Mmm.
Oh, God.
就你聪明 So smug.
哥儿们 PATRICK: Dude,
食物招老鼠 food attracts mice.
你知道老鼠招什么吗 And you know what mice attract?
-蠢屌问题？ -错 - Stupid fucking questions? - No.
招蛇 They attract snakes.
在意大利语里 “蛇”这个词 In Italian, the word for "snake"
的意思是“恶魔的老二” means "the demon's cock."
-才不是呢 -信不信由你 - No, it doesn't. - There's a chance that it doesn't.
随便啦 Whatever, dude.
从今往后 From here on out,
-所有吃剩的进火堆 要不埋起来 - all the food goes either in the fire or in the ground. - (groans)
天啊 伙计 你真是负能量 God, man, you're so doom and gloom
总是这样 享受当下嘛 all the time. Just enjoy this.
这不是负能 It's not doom and gloom, bro.
我刚才才看到铜头蛇蜕的皮 I just found a copperhead skin two hours ago.
我在书里读到过 动物把恐惧当成一种颜色 I read once that animals see fear as a color.
我还以为你不懂怎么读书呢 I thought you can't read.
不 我懂 No, I can read.
我只是不懂怎么哭 I can't cry.
唔 好样的 Well, there you go.
ok 我们追踪了Joe和Patrick的手机 OFFICER: Okay, we traced Joe and Patrick's cell phones
发现在这巴士上 to this bus.
Savanovic, Dietzel,
检查座椅下面 看看卫生间门是不是锁了 check under the seats, see if the bathroom's locked.
这是一位艺术家的画 推测他现在 This is an artist's projection
看起来可能像什么样 of what he might look like now.
胡子可能多了点 The beard may be a little full.
他们不在这 FRANK: They aren't here.
这可真浪费时间 Davis This is a waste of real time, Davis.
要是想的话你能看看巴士底下有没有 You can check under the bus if you want.
那里地方不大就是了 There's not a lot of air
可能能躲人 不过。。 that can make it under there, but...
听我说 我们的儿子八年前也出走了 Listen to me. Our son ran away about eight years ago.
-我很抱歉 他回来了吗 -他回来了吗 - I'm sorry. Did he come back? - So, he came back?
-唔 一开始我们是很艰难。。 -呃 谢谢 - Well, it was a really hard time for us. -Uh, thank you.
天啊 我们现在不想听这个 先生 你还好吗 Jesus, we don't need this right now, sir. Are you okay?
-呃 他什么意思 -他没什么意思 - Uh, what does he mean? - He doesn't mean anything.
-你们接下来要互相扶持了 -先生 - You need to lean on each other. - Sir.
-哦上帝啊 -把他弄回车上 - Oh, my God. - Get him back on the bus.
-Davis -不 我不想回车上 - Davis. - No, I don't want to get on the bus.
我可是个执照心理咨询师！ I'm a licensed therapist!
这是Joe的包 This is Joe's bag.
是空的 It's empty.
-那是Patrick的手机 -那是Joe的 - That's Patrick's phone. - That's Joe's.
这年头还有人用拷机？ Some dude had a beeper?
好犀利 DRIVER: That's dope.
等 等等 MRS. KEENAN: W-Wait a minute.
那。。那是什么 What... what is that?
那意味着什么 What does that mean?
是个大富翁角色代表 It's a Monopoly piece.
是我常用的 MY Piece.
他是在嘲弄我 He's taunting me.
就像十二宫杀手 He's like the Zodiac Killer.
好吧 现在你只能祈祷了 Okay, the worst thing you can do is hope right now.
就跟你们说一下 I'm just letting you know.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
我们走起 准备好了? We have to do this for real. Ready?
1 2..1 2 3 4！ One, two... a-one, two, three, four!
(rhythmic clanking resumes)
(Biaggio chanting)
(rhythmic clanking continues)
(chanting)
(rhythmic grunting)
(birds chirping and cawing)
干了 JOE (voice-over): Cheers.
(chuckles)
我们有水 住的地儿 我们能在桌上 We have water, shelter. We can put a balanced meal
摆上体面的一餐 我是说 我们自己拿主意 on the table. I mean, we answer to no one.
我们是真汉子 We're men.
就现在 Just now'?
真是这样？ Just happened?
真是这样 伙计 Just happened, man.
还真是 You don't say.
我的意思是 JOE: All I'm saying is that if anything
要是真的缺点啥的话。。 was missing from all of this...
。。应该就是个姑娘了 ...it'd be a woman's touch.
我们还有Biaggio呢 We have Biaggio.
那不算 JOE: Doesn't count.
-这边 嘿 嘿 嘿 -哦 什么 什么 - Right here. Hey, hey, hey. - Oh, what, what?
嘿- Hey-
-hello -得整杯喝的 - KELLY: Hello. - Got to get my drink on.
hi 你们想来点什么 Hi. Do you guys want anything?
呃 我这有个高尔夫球 Titleist牌的 Uh, I got a Titleist right here.
值个3块5 要是我能 It's worth like $3.50, so if I could get
换包薯片 一支啤酒 还有5毛找头 a Sun Chips and a beer and then 50 cents
就太好了 in change, that would be fantastic.
好吧 唔 我们这不施行易货制 Okay, well, we do not run on a barter system.
“疑惑”制是什么鬼 What the fuck is a "barger" system?
-是易货 -“疑惑”？ - KELLY: Barter. - Barger?
就是你用物品或服务等价交换 而不是现金 When you use equal goods or services instead of cash.
所以你承认在你的“疑惑”制里 So you admit that these are equal goods
-这些是等价的喽 -是 但我们这 - in your barger system. - Yeah, but we
不施行易货制 do not run on a barter system.
这不是重点 That's not the point.
(birds chirping)
你上电视了 Joe 你爸快化身寡妇制造者了 KELLY: You're on the news, Joe. Your dad was on K-19.
好吧 拜托 (sighs) Okay, please.
我爸巴不得我不在 好吗 My dad is loving every second of this, okay?
不 Joe 我很怀疑 No, Joe, I seriously doubt that.
然后 呃。。 So, uh...
。。Patrick现在也有超级大胡子了？ ...does Patrick have a really big, crazy beard now, too'?
是啊 是啊 他比我的夸张一点 Yeah, yeah, his is a little more serious than mine.
我。。我体毛少 I have... I have thin hair.
你懂的 得慢慢留 You know, you have to groom it.
哦 是喔 Oh, right.
是啊 像Paul那恶心的山羊胡那样 Yeah, like Paul's sick-ass goatee?
Uh...
我猜你没听说 I guess you wouldn't have heard...
Paul和我分手了 Paul and I broke up.
喔 Oh.
这事儿没完 Kelly This isn't over, Kelly.
这事儿没完 Kelly！ This isn't over, Kelly!
呃。。 呃 没 我没听说 Uh... uh, no, I did not catch wind of that.
Um...
我很遗憾 I'm sorry, though.
我 呃 过来是想请你去吃晚饭 I, uh, came here actually to invite you to dinner.
呃 有点像个。。乔迁餐会 Uh, sort of like a... a housewarming thing.
-如果你愿意的话 -好啊 我当然愿意 - If you want. - Yeah, obviously I want to,
但我怎么。。我怎么去？ but how do I... how do I get there?
我要。。 Do I have to...
蒙着眼睛之类的吗 be blindfolded or something?
重中之重 你绝对必须一定 In all seriousness, it's of
不能告诉别人 absolute vital importance that you not tell anyone,
-别带其他人来 谁也别带 -好 - not bring anyone. No one. - Yes.
-这事关生死 Kelly -好啦 好啦 好啦 - This is life or death, Kelly. - Okay, okay, okay.
好 Okay.
(whooping)
(groans)
Bitch.
Joe.
(rustling in bushes)
(rustling continues, footsteps scurrying)
哥儿们 Dude.
Biaggio.
你伪装得太可怕了 You're camouflaged horribly.
同志！ Dude!
Joe人呢 Where's Joe?
怎么了 伙计 What's up, man?
怎么了？ What's up?
你见到Joe了吗 Have you seen Joe?
不 我不知道他在哪 No, I don't know where he is.
也不知道Biaggio在哪 But where's Biaggio?
你不就在这 You're right here.
你就是在。。哦上帝 You're right... Oh, God.
好啦 好啦 被你发现了 Okay, fine, fine.
我们是买了点鸡 We bought a few chickens.
25只以上30只以内 Less than 30, more than 25.
但Biaggio和我 But the fact is Biaggio and I
每天都历经艰险地 have been hunting and getting
在外打猎啊 pretty goddamn dangerous out there.
你们真虚伪 This is hypocrisy.
Joe 听听你自己吧 你晚上怎么睡得着 Joe, listen to yourself. How can you sleep at night?
听着 我能接受 Look, I can deal with the fact
鸡是店里买来的 that the chickens were store-bought.
好吗 我能 Okay? I can.
让我困扰的是 But it really bothers me
那道烤土豆不是Biaggio做的 that the loaded potato isn't Biaggio's recipe.
不 不 不 那还真是 No. No, no, that actually really is.
我。。我真不知道他哪搞来的葱 I... I honestly have no idea where he's getting chives.
那么 呃 我能过去吗还是。。？ So, um, can I pass or...?
我不断跟自己说 MR. KEENAN (voice-over): Judy keeps saying
无论他们在拿 只少他们拥有彼此 that wherever they are, at least they have each other.
(sighs)
我猜这能让我安心 你知道吗 I guess that calms me down sometimes, you know?
我在想那是谁的主意 FRANK (voice-over): I got to wonder whose idea it all was.
是喔 MR. KEENAN (laughing): Yeah.
等等 你认真的？ Wait, are you serious?
可能是Patrick的主意 It could have been Patrick's idea.
不可能 喔 天啊 No way. Oh, my gosh.
是Joe开车载着他们 Joe is the one who drove them
去看电影的 当时他们才九岁 to the movies when they were nine.
记得吗？ 唯一导致他们被抓的是 Remember? Only reason they got caught
他们经过了一间得来速 is 'cause they went through a drive-through.
翻车鱼 见鬼 Sunfish. Damn it.
是Joe把Patrick的宠物龟绑到风筝上的 Joe is the one who tied Patrick's pet turtle to a kite.
想把它送上太空 Wanted to send him up into space.
我忘了 I forgot about that.
你在笑吗 Are you laughing?
你觉得这事好笑吗 Are you laughing at that?
这是。。这是赞赏的笑 FRANK: It was... it was more of a laugh of admiration.
为了被谋杀的乌龟？ For the murder of a turtle'?
乌龟死了？ The turtle died, then?
是的 乌龟死了 Frank Yeah, the turtle died, Frank.
我估摸着这事挺遗憾的 I suppose that's a shame.
问题是Joe是个长不大的孩子 The problem is Joe's a mama's boy.
Clarissa对他很好 Clarissa was good for him.
不怎么管他 She just let him be.
他内里的小小邪恶火花 Something about his innate sense of menace
似乎让她着迷 seemed to charm her.
现在就剩我们爷儿俩了 Now it's just the two of us.
我。。我想我教坏了他 I... I'm afraid I broke him.
我们的儿子的确出走了 MR. KEENAN: I mean, our sons did run away.
他们不想。。他们不想和我们呆在一起 They don't... they don't want to be with us.
他们不想住同一屋檐下 They don't want to live in our houses.
我猜也许。。我们做错了什么 你明白吗 I guess maybe... we did do something wrong, you know?
什么鬼 What the heck?
啊 Ah.
是Patrick在我见鬼的泳池里 Patrick is the one who set up Bicycle Olympics
举办自行车奥运会的 in my goddamn swimming pool.
那可花了我1300大洋 That was a nice $1,300 repair job.
我从没告诉过你 I never called you about that.
我们刚还在感性一刻呢 Frank Thought we were having a moment just then, Frank.
而且单车奥运是Joe的主意 And Bicycle Olympics was Joe's idea.
妈的 Goddamn it.
(sighs)
Joe 我喜欢这 Joe, I love it here.
余下今生我想跟你一起 I want to spend the rest of my days with you.
我是真心的 That's an emotional fact for me.
是的 但。。 Yes, but...
但我担心 But I worry.
我止不住担心啊 I can't keep my brain from worrying.
这是我的。。 My..
我的女性本能 my woman brain.
啊 我甜美的Kelly啊 Ah, my sweet Kelly,
莫要让这片刻毁灭 why should we let it ruin this moment'?
Joe！ FRANK (voice booming): Joe!
是时返归 It's time to come home.
退开 Frank Leave us, Frank.
此林归属吾辈 The forest is ours.
别自不量力 You're out of your depth.
你让我在全镇人前出丑 男孩 You made a fool of me in front of the whole town, boy.
状如丑角 A harlequin.
堂堂男子汉 其道路自由其选择 He is a man grown, and his path is his own to choose.
安静 娼妇 Silence, land-trunt.
你赢了 You win.
-等级：S - Perfect.
Joe Hey 兄弟 有人来了 Joe. Hey, bro, we got company.
一大伙人 Lots of company.
Hi 兄弟 Hi, brother.
还好吗 BIAGGIO: All right.
这太棒了 Joe KELLY: This is so great, Joe.
哟 伙计们 BOY: Yo, bros, what did you guys do
这鸡你们怎么做的 with this chicken?
入口即化啊 Melts in your goddamn mouth, right?
那 呃 你们每晚都吃同样的东西吗 So, um, do you guys eat the same thing every night?
是啊 吃很多鸡 Yeah, a lot of chicken.
他们满地跑 They're everywhere here.
-是吧 Joe？ -恩 - Right, Joe? - Oh.
各种品种 All sorts of them.
对 Patrick他 恩 Yeah, Patrick, um,
他一般负责采集 he usually takes care of the gathering,
比如浆果啊 根茎啊 you know, berries, roots.
我负责找肉和蛋白质 I take care of the meat and the protein.
还有购物 And the shopping.
他是个还价高手 He's a great bargain hunter.
我负责打猎 I do the hunting.
那 Biaggio 你负责什么 So, Biaggio, what do you do?
我几天前碰到只狗 I met a dog the other day
它教我怎么去死 that taught me how to die.
(Joe clears throat)
是啊 呃 Biaggio是个。。 Yeah, uh, Biaggio here, he's a...
多方面天赋秉异小能手 he's a real renaissance man.
我做事特别专注 BIAGGIO: I have incredible focus.
你得见识他的手活 太快了 You should see his hands. So quick.
这小家伙能徒手 This cat right here, he can snatch trout
把鳟鱼从他妈的小溪里擒出来 right out of the goddamn stream.
Just...
扯蛋 Bullshit.
不 这是真的 我亲眼见过 No, it's true. I've seen it.
证明完毕 I rest my case.
你拿了什么吗 Did you take anything out?
不 他不想要你的钱 PATRICK: No, he doesn't want your money.
就是玩玩 He just does it for sport.
你知道 恩 JOE: You know, urn,
那花是我摘的 I picked those flowers myself.
哦 是喔 它们真漂亮 Oh, yeah. They're really pretty.
?
这是什么地方？ KELLY: So what is this all supposed to be?
这是秘密基地 This is the den.
哦 秘密基地 Oh, this is the den.
我真笨 How stupid of me.
恩 那个。。 Um, and that...
这是主卧 that is the master bedroom.
哇 Wow.
这太神奇了 Joe This is really amazing, Joe.
我的意思是 我以前都不知道 I mean, I had no idea
你这么有才 how talented you were.
我是说 当然 我猜到过 但。。 I mean, of course, I suspected, but...
-当然 没错 -当然 - Of course. Right. - Of course.
太可怕了 PATRICK : That's horrible.
- PATRICK: Yeah. Uh...
Vicki在向你使眼色呢 伙计 Vicki's making eyes at you, man.
过去搭讪 看看她啊 Go talk to her. Look at her.
她可热心 She's so into it.
我去搭讪 There's no point
根本没意义 in me talking to her anyways.
为什么 Why not?
Joe...
我是同志 I'm gay.
你确定吗？恩。。 Are you sure? Um...
确定 Yes.
每次换季我都会肺部充水 My lungs fill up with fluid every time the seasons change.
那不代表你是同志 Biaggio That's not being gay, Biaggio.
什么 What?
我很确定你那是囊性纤维化 I'm pretty sure that's cystic fibrosis.
喔 Oh.
Biaggio 我不明白 Biaggio, I don't know why
你为什么在笑。。囊性纤维化不是小事啊 you're smiling... cystic fibrosis is not a walk in the park.
实际上还挺严重的。。 It's actually a very serious medical...
嘿 那-那Kelly呢 Hey, what-what about Kelly?
她就是。。在干女孩子都会干得事 She's just doing what... all girls do.
你懂吗 You know?
假装她不在乎 Pretending like she doesn't care.
吊你胃口。。我不知道 Playing hard to get. I don't know.
哦 伙计 Oh, man.
嘿 Hey.
Patrick?
-啥 -你睡着了吗 -Yeah? - Can you sleep?
呃。。是啊 Um... yeah.
那 你想不想散个步什么的？ Well, do you want to go for a walk or something?
我睡不着 'Cause I can't sleep.
-行啊 -好 - Sure. - Okay.
嘿 Joe Hey, Joe?
Joe 我们要走了 Joe, we're leaving.
你醒了吗 Are you awake?
Biaggio!
Jesus Christ, dude.
呆着我能看见你的地方 好吗 Stay above the surface where I could see you, okay?
我要去散个步 Um... Look, I'm gonna go for a walk.
别等我了 Don't wait up.
你得试着别老去想他们 You should try not to think about them so much.
是啊 恩。。 Yeah, uh...
我想我现在不是那么好玩了 I'm sorry I'm not more fun to be around right now.
有什么事都可以电话我 Call me with anything.
好吗 什么事都行 我住得不远 Okay? Anything. I'm not far.
好的 谢谢 Yeah. Thanks.
保重 Colin Take care, Colin.
唱得。。愉快 Have fun with... singing.
哦 谢谢 太感谢了 Oh. Thank you. Thank you very much.
恩 其实我参加了一个。。 Um, I'm actually part of a...
无伴奏清唱团 它叫唔~~ a cappella band called Mmm.
走好 So long.
呃 其实我们 呃 Uh, we're actually, uh, performing
在排12声部的"世纪的哭泣" 12-part harmony to, uh, "And the Band Played On."
-晚安 -你知道那歌吗 - Good night. - Do you know the song?
呃 我唱和声部给你听 很快的 Uh, I'll just do the chorus, then, just real fast.
哦 宝贝 我觉得这不。。 Oh, babe, I don't think it's...
? Casey would waltz ?
? With the strawberry blonde ?
? And the band ?
- FRANK: 谢谢 - ? Played on ? - FRANK: Thank you.
? He'd glide cross the floor with the girl ?
? He adored, and the ?
? Band played on ?
好极 Great.
? His brain was so loaded ?
? It nearly ?
-还唱呢 - ? Exploded ? - Still going.
? The poor girl would shake with alarm ?
? He'd never leave the girl with the ?
? Strawberry curls ?
? And the ?
? Band ?
(in falsetto): ? Played... ?
- ? On... ? - Okay. Oh, babe.
- HEATHER: Babe. - Ooh! (whoops)
我觉得我再也不会有性致了 I think I may never get an erection again.
爸！ 天啊 Dad! Jesus!
那啥。。我是说。。 Well... I mean...
呃 很高兴再次见到你 Uh, it was good seeing you again.
好啦 安全驾驶 All right, drive safe.
嗷 算了 Aw, come on.
行了 亲爱的 他刚。。 Come on, honey, he 'just...
对我高歌一曲。。我不能假装 serenaded me... I can't pretend
-我喜欢那个 -是喔 - that's acceptable. - Right.
谢谢你这么努力 Thanks for giving it the old college try.
我很感激 得走了 I appreciate it. I got to go.
操 抱歉啦 Shit, I'm sorry.
Heather.
我不是个混蛋 是吗 I'm not a bastard, am I?
不 爸 真正的混蛋但是站那儿 No, Dad, a bastard would make everyone around him miserable
就让周围的人痛苦了 just 'cause he is.
Hey.
嘿 呃 我们。。 Hey, uh, we...
你们继续 那啥。。 You do your thing. Just...
我们回见 I'll see you kids...
back at the house.
别担心 Look... don't worry.
他永远不会生你气的 He could never be mad at you.
你们就像兄弟 You guys are like brothers.
这次不一样 This is different.
太不一样了 This is way different.
这真的有用吗 Did this work?
这样出走？ Running away?
我是说 你们在这真的开心吗 I mean, are you really happy out here?
你知道 我只是。。 Yeah. You know, I'm just...
只要我父母不在 我上哪都开心 I'm happy to be wherever my parents are not.
Ah...
还有什么比上好雪茄更好的事吗 Biaggio Is anything better than a good stogie, Biaggio?
比如当在一个说谎更容易的情况下 Being in a situation
你选择说实话 where it's easier to lie
而不是假话 but you choose to tell the truth.
唔唔 Hmm.
我猜那的确更好 Guess that is better.
Ok 我用B&O铁路 Okay, I will trade you B&O Railroad
换你的公共设施 for both your utilities.
-呃。。 -呃。。 - Eh. - Eh...
呃。。再加上这张出狱卡 Eh... and this "Get Out of Jail Free" card.
成交 KELLY: Deal.
成交 真是好买卖 Deal. That's a good deal.
是挺好的交易 That's a good trade.
什么 What?
没错 Yeah.
四条铁路换公共设施 All four rail roads for the utilities
加上出狱卡 and your "Get Out of Jail Free" card.
我懂 Savvy.
哦 瞧啊。。 Oh, look at that...
“免费泊车” "Free Parking."
猜怎么着 You know what?
我要再多买点房子 I think I'm gonna buy some more houses.
有几“多”？ How many is "more"?
我想想 Give me a second.
实际上。。 Actually...
Biaggio 我用Baltic Biaggio, I will give you Baltic,
Park Place和我所有的绿房子 Park Place and both my greens
-换你的橙房子 -我要一千块 - for both your oranges. - I want $1,000.
-给你50 -成啊 - I'll give you $50. - Okay.
很高兴和你做生意 Pleasure doing business with you.
你从一千降到50？ You just went from $1,000 to $50?
大人说话别插嘴 The men... are talking.
是啊 Patrick 大人在说话呢 Yes, Patrick, the men are talking.
-房产经纪人，能不能给我 - Realtor, could I please get
-拿三间酒店？ -哦 行啊 什么颜色 - three hotels? - Oh, yeah, sure. On what?
橙色 我刚买的那种 Orange. What I just bought.
给你 经纪人 There you go, property manager.
你怎么回事 Joe What's up, Joe?
没怎么回事 Nothing's up.
到你了 It's your roll.
Joe 如果我掷到6 8 或 9 Look, Joe, if I roll a six, an eight or a nine,
我就可惨了 things are gonna get very bad in here.
我不知道怎么安慰你 伙计 I don't know what to tell you, buddy.
努力想着其他数字吧 Just think of all the other numbers in the world.
你们还好吗 Is everything okay with you guys'?
好啊 Yeah.
好得不得了 We're golden.
刚那唱的哪一出 Joe？！ PATRICK: What was that play, Joe?!
-天啊 不就玩个游戏吗！ -那是我见过的 - Jesus! It is a game! - That was the lowest,
最低级垃圾贱精招数 shittiest, dickhead move I've ever seen.
第二低级 Second lowest.
Wow.
没人想故意伤害你 Joe No one was ever trying to hurt you, Joe.
跟你根本一点关系都没有 It was never about you!
我们只是。。自然而然地！ We just... It just happened!
-让它过去吧！ -我已经让它过去了！ - Get over it! - I'm over it!
这婊子喜欢上你 就代表她 The bitch wants you, then she's
根本配不上我！ not good enough for me anyway!
你他妈谁啊 什么diva吗 Who the fuck are you, Mary J. Blige?
-天啊 -Joe 我。。 - Jesus Christ! - Joe, I...
闭嘴 Kelly 好吗 Shut up, Kelly! All right?
在你来之前一切都很好 Everything was fine until you came into the picture.
你就像。。天啊 你就像癌细胞一样！ You're like... Jesus, you're like a cancer!
呃。。 Uh...
我得走了 I'm gonna go.
搞什么啊 Joe What was that, Joe?
那什么 你跟她一起走好了 You know what? Go be with her.
跟Kelly和你见鬼的娘一起混好了 Go hang with Kelly and your goddamn mother.
我不。。Joe 我不想走 I don't... Joe, I don't want to go.
Joe 我想留在这 Joe, I want to stay here.
-你想留在这？ -这是我最快乐的时光了 - You want to stay here? - This is the most fun I've ever had.
我们一起建的这栋房子！ We built this house together!
-跟她走 伙计 听到? -Joe 我不想走 - Go be with her, man, hmm? - Joe, I don't want to go.
-滚出去！ -别这样 伙计 我不是。。 - Get out of here, man! - Come on, man, I didn't...
去你的！ Come on!
我去拿工具 I'll get the tools.
我们能修好的 We'll fix it.
走开 Biaggio Leave me alone, Biaggio.
什么意思 What do you mean?
我想一个人呆着 I'm saying I want to be alone.
走开 Go away.
别拐弯抹角 Joe Don't mince words with me, Joe.
我们已经历太多 We've been through too much.
走吧你 Just leave.
Kelly!
Kelly.
我没料到会发生这些事 I didn't mean for any of this to happen.
我不想挑拨朋友 I didn't want to come between friends.
我只是。。我。。 I've just... I've...
?
(birds chirping)
不！ No!
见鬼！ Damn it!
?
上帝啊。。！ God...!
操！ Fuck!
我们不想吵醒你 We didn't want to wake you.
是啊 Yeah.
(sniffles)
欢迎回家 Patrick Welcome home, Patrick.
停下 Stop.
好嘞 Yep.
-很高兴你回来了 - Glad you're back.
报道说这孩子整周都和他在一起 The report says this boy was with him the whole week.
他目前为止一字未提 He's given us nothing so far.
他对法律的蔑视 He has a contempt for the law
是我从没在一个孩子身上见过的 I've never seen in a minor.
瞧他 他就是不坐 Look at him. He won't sit down.
不为侦讯室所动 He won't deflate the room.
非常成熟 It's actually quite sophisticated.
这孩子进到我脑海里了 This kid is in my head.
想走就走 警官 这并不耻辱 If you need to leave, Sergeant, there's no shame in it.
是啊 也许去。。 Yeah, maybe just to...
往脸上拍点凉水 splash a bit of cold water on my face.
其实挺耻辱的 There is shame in it,
不过还是请你走吧 but please leave anyway.
哦 天啊 Oh, God.
Patrick怎么说 And Patrick?
他说自分开后 He says he hasn't seen Joe
就没再见到Joe了 since they split up.
(playing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game")
- (woman moans) - MAN: No.
别摘下 It stays on.
哦 天啊 Oh, my God.
哥儿们！ Dude!
嘿！ Hey!
哥儿们 这是我的地盘 你别搀和！ Dude, this is my spot, man! You're ruining my spot!
我记得你说你从没来过这里啊 I thought you said you'd never been here before.
我是没有 I haven't.
怪胎 Freak.
-抱歉 -走吧 - I'm sorry. - Come on.
我知道另外一片地儿 I got another spot.
心无畏惧！ No fear!
对不住了 Sorry.
我们只是。。饿了 We were just... hungry.
我想我们只是饿了 I guess we were all just hungry.
抱歉我大叫了 Sorry I yelled.
见鬼 Goddamn it.
“如果你想的话 留下心脏和肾脏 "Save the heart and liver if you wish
“从直肠切到锁骨 and cut from rectum to collar bone."
恩 无论如何 你们要是 Well, anyway, if you guys
要是想打猎的话 会需要这些 are going to go hunting, you're going to need these.
呃 把这些面具戴在脑后 Uh, they're masks that you wear on the back of your head
就能防止动物来骚扰你 to keep the animals away from you.
主要是防止它们跟踪你 To keep them from stalking you, essentially.
这是你的。。反戴脑后 This is yours... on the back of your head.
这个是我的？ This one supposed to be me?
对 Yeah.
Hello?
哇哦 Whoa.
现在转到一则迷住了整个 On now to the story which has captivated
Tottenville郡的报道 much of Tottenville County.
Joseph Toy人在哪里？ Where is Joseph Toy?
据这名15岁少年离家 已逾四周 It's been more than four weeks since the 15-year-old left home.
Toy的朋友Patrick Keenan Toy's friend Patrick Keenan
已于这周二安全返家 returned home safely this past Tuesday
他的家人声称这“是个奇迹” with his family calling it, quote, "a miracle."
Keenan宣称有已几周没见到Toy Keenan claims he hasn't seen Toy in weeks.
Toy大概5’7 Toy is described as approximately five-foot-seven,
有直棕发和蓝眼睛 with straight brown hair and blue eyes.
观众如有Joseph Toy的信息 Anyone with information regarding Joseph Toy should call
请致电Tottenville郡警长办公室 the Tottenville County Sheriff's Department.
接下来：咖啡因是否导致更长 更强的。。 Coming up: Could caffeine lead to longer, stronger...
当然 Sure.
每个人都有过 Every man has.
唔 放弃有好又坏 Biaggio Well, there's good quitting and bad quitting, Biaggio.
放弃喝汽水：好的 Quit drinking soda: good quitting.
我离开法学院：坏的 I quit law school: bad quitting.
明白吗 Do you see?
你永远不该放弃一个朋友 儿子 You should never quit on a friend, son.
当然 Of course you would.
好 OK 我也是这么想的 Yeah, okay. That's what I thought.
我。。我不吃饼干 I... I don't eat cookies.
很抱歉打扰你 I'm sorry to bother you.
我 呃。。 I, uh...
我能带你去找乔 I can take you to Joe.
- FRANK: Joe?
-爸？ -Joe！ - Dad? - Joe!
-爸！爸 别进来 -你还好吗 - Dad! Dad, don't come in here! - Are you all right?
-JOE JOE 我不会伤害你的 -Joe 我很抱歉 - Joe, Joe, I'm not going to hurt you. -Joe, I'm so sorry.
我是认真的 别进来 这有条蛇 Seriously, do not come in. There's a snake.
哇哦 Whoa.
我该怎么办 What do I do?
Kelly。。看着我 Kelly... look at me.
冷静点 好吗 Be cool, all right?
冷静点 Be calm.
-别动 -哇哦 - Be still. - Whoa.
-别动 -哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 - Do not move. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
它能感受到恐惧 好吗 It can sense fear, all right?
别动 Don't move.
-不 不 不！ -放松 放松 - No, no, no! - Easy, easy.
Joe! joe 别犯傻！ Joe! Joe, don't be an idiot!
冷静 Be calm.
-很好 - That's good.
那他妈什么声音 What the hell is that?
Biaggio?
卑劣的东西 Infamita.
-哦 天啊 -哦 乖咕哩隆冬 - Oh, God. - Oh, my living Christ.
操操 Holy shit.
Oh...
JOe 别！别 别 Joe！ Joe, no! No, no, Joe!
操你啊 死蛇！ Fuck you, snake!
他还有意识 He's awake.
-你还好吗 -他咬到我了吗 伙计？ - JOE: You're okay. - Did it get me, man?
-咬到了 一点点 恩。。 -一小口 -好吧 - Yeah, a little bit. Um... - Small bite. -Okay.
爸 把头和身体 Dad, take the head and the body
分别埋在两个洞里 懂吗 and bury them in two separate holes, do you understand?
毒液会引来其它蛇 The venom will attract other snakes.
Okay.
-爸 去啊！ -OK - Dad, now! - Okay.
你能不能 那什么 把毒液吸出来？ Can you not just, like, suck it out of him?
毒液已经进血管了 The venom has already entered his bloodstream.
Ok 我们得把他弄出去 Okay, we got to get him out of here.
-哦 不 -天啊 - JOE: on! on! - KELLY: My God.
也许是好事 也许是好事 Maybe that's good. Maybe that's good.
也许他把毒液排出来了 也许从循环系统里出来了 Maybe he got it out. Maybe he got it out of his system.
爸 你能把车弄来吗 Dad, can you bring the car up?
行啊 我就。。我就扛过来吧 我猜 Yeah, I'll just... I'll carry it, I guess,
或者开着它飞过树林 or fly it over the forest.
不行 我弄不过来！ No, I can't bring the car up here!
你的笑话一点都不好笑！ Your jokes are not funny right now!
伙计们 别喊了！一点作用都没有！ Guys, stop yelling! This isn't helping anything!
-他也越来越不妙了 -哦天啊 他要放弃了 - He's getting worse. - Oh, my God, he's really letting it go.
-你尿裤子了 小朋友 -伙计们 他身上好烫 - You're pissing yourself, kid. - KELLY: Guys, he is burning up.
我们得把他弄出去 We need to get him out of here.
能走两步吗 伙计？ You up for a little walk, buddy?
好了 听着 你们俩先去 All right, look, you two, run up ahead,
把车开到尽可能近的地方 pull the car up as close as you can
在林子入口 to the mouth of the woods.
-你会开车吗 -操 会啊 - You know how to put it in gear? - Fuck, yeah.
别说粗口 好 好 我们走起 走起！ Watch your mouth. Good, good. Let's go! Let's go! Move!
来 Come here.
你吃芦笋了吗味儿这么大 Did you have asparagus?
撑着点 Hang on.
用这些看看 Uh... try these.
那么。。 So...
你真的觉得你看到天堂了吗 you honestly believe that you saw Heaven?
是的 Yes.
那里有很多恶魔 There were many demons.
但我现在更好了 But I'm better now.
更强壮 Stronger.
如果让我重来 我还是宁愿被咬 If I had to do it over, I'd get bitten again.
我知道你会的 Biaggio I know you would, Biaggio.
你是个好伙伴 You're a good friend.
记得我说过 Remember when I said,
“如果让我重来 我还是宁愿被咬”吗 "if I had to do it over, I'd get bitten again"?
你。。你刚刚才说 You... you just said that.
我错了 I was wrong.
我绝对不想再被咬 I would never do that again.
Joe.
我。。 I...
我 呃 从礼品店买了这个 I, um, got this for you from the gift shop.
呃 上面有只老鹰 是蛇的天敌 Uh, it has an eagle on it, the snake's natural enemy.
“你远胜他人” "You're miles above the rest."
我。。我猜他们没有 I... I guess they didn't have one that said, uh,
“你加速血液氧化 "You saved me from an agonizing death
把我从痛苦的死亡中救回' by rapid blood oxygenation."
呃 其实有的 但那个没信封 Uh, they did; just no envelopes.
听着 Joe。。 Look, Joe, just...
我们不去约会 just because we're not dating
不代表我一点不在乎你 doesn't mean that I don't care about you at all.
我们甚至不知道你是死是活 We didn't even know if you were dead or not.
你懂吗 You know?
我想给你个拥抱 或其他什么的 但我不确定 I would give you a hug or something, but I don't know,
也许你根本不想我靠近 maybe you don't want to be anywhere near me.
不 No.
拥抱就很好 A hug can work.
嘿 Hey.
他还好吗 Is he okay?
恩 还行 Uh, yeah.
Biaggio在里面 Biaggio is in there.
Okay,
Okay.
回见 兄弟 See you, bro.
那么 这个Kelly姑娘是谁 So, who's this Kelly?
是Patrick的女朋友吗 Is that Patrick's girlfriend?
Yep.
发展着呢 Looking that way.
看上去不是善类噢 She looks like a real heartbreaker.
是啊 Yes.
干得好 Joe You were very good, Joe.
之前你在林子里时 In the woods, before.
干得好? Good?
是 Yeah.
相当好 You were very good.
我真为你自豪 I was really proud of you.
谢啦 Thanks.
我可是个大人了哈 Guess I'm a man now, huh?
就快了 伙计 You're getting there, bud.
不用着急 No need to rush.
中风警报 Stroke alert.
B栋 5楼 Fifth floor, building B.
514房 Room 514.
中风警报 Stroke alert.
So, uh...
你和Carol怎么样了 how are things between you and Carol?
Carol?
你是指之前我在奇怪的地方 You're referring to the spider woman
找到的那个奇怪的女人吗 I found in the gutter?
在奇怪的地方 是的 That you found in the gutter, yes.
-就是她 -就她没错 - That's the one. - The same. One and the same.
气氛 呃 气氛实际上 Things, uh... things are actually
在她和我之间冷静下来了 cooled down between Carol and me.
让人困惑 It's baffling.
就。。我不是很确定 Just... I can't quite
这事是在哪一刻黄掉的 pinpoint the exact moment when everything went south.
-是喔 -太难解了 - Yeah. - It's a puzzle.
我很遗憾 Sorry about that one.
没事啦 It's okay.
本来就没戏 It wouldn't have worked anyway.
她不曾 She didn't...
我不知道 她。。 I don't know, she...
她不曾让我紧张踌躇 she didn't make me nervous.
不像你妈 Not like your mom did, anyway.
我需要那种激情 And you need that.
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
我懂 我懂 I know. I know.
你们干嘛呢 What's going on over there?
Patrick在犯蠢呗 Patrick's just being an idiot.