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- 哈利？ - Harry?
哈利！ Harry!
哈利，你在那里吗？ Harry, are you in there?
哈利，我进来。 Harry, I'm coming in.
办公室里的咖啡。 Coffee in the office.
如果我们不将手指拉出，我们会错过截止日期。 If we don't pull our fingers out, we'll miss the deadline.
在那里见。 See you there.
- 对不起。 - Sorry.
当我还是幼崽时，这是一个习惯。 It's a habit I picked up when I was a cub.
在那些日子里，这是唯一的方法 In those days, it was the only way
度过一个夜班。 to get through a night shift.
我告诉你，看看所有这些废话。 I'll tell you, look at all this crap.
这份工作十五年，它仍然每周出现； Fifteen years on the job and it still comes in every week;
同样的痛苦，艰辛， the same tales of woe, hardship,
令人心碎和困惑。 heartbreak and confusion.
每周我们都会打印出同样的活泼， And each week we print the same snappy,
敏锐的建议。 sharp, cynical advice.
- 其中一些一定很有趣，哈利。 - Some of it must be fun, Harry.
- 这就是我们着色的小读者 - It's all so our lecherous little readers
可以点击他们的舌头以舒适 can click their tongues in comfort
在他们的周日早上咖啡上。 over their Sunday morning coffee.
一半的废话。 Half of it's bullshit.
其余的... And the rest...
好吧，其中一半也是弥补的。 Well, half of that's made up as well.
- 你只是一个古老的愤世嫉俗的人。 - You're just an old cynic.
无论如何，我现在在这里承担负载。 Anyway, I'm here to take the load now.
明天来，你会去海湾钓鱼。 Come tomorrow, you'll be out in the bay fishing.
您不必再担心它。 You need never have to worry about it again.
- 哦，你是对的，你知道。我会想念的。 - Oh, you're right, you know. I'll miss it.
十五年作为“亲爱的科莱特”。 Fifteen years as "dear Colette."
不知何故，它必须在您身上擦。 It's gotta rub off on you, somehow.
- 我想他们也会让我成为“亲爱的科莱特”。 - I suppose they'll keep me as "dear Colette," too.
- 是的，在我们忠实读者的困扰中， -Ah, yes, in the troubled eyes of our loyal readership,
科莱特是不朽的。 Colette is immortal.
更改名称，神话将消失。 Change the name and the myth would vanish.
- 很高兴获得自己的旁白。 - Be nice to get your own byline.
- 好吧，你会在城里爬的一半 - Well, you'd have half the creeps in town ringing up
打电话给办公室。 making personal calls to the office.
啊，科莱特更好。 Ah, Colette's better.
该开关知道如何处理它们。 The switch knows how to deal with them.
- 如何？ - How?
- 将它们直接延伸到Mildred。 - Putting them straight through to Mildred.
- 茶女士？ - The tea lady?
- 是的，您认为她在茶休息之间做什么？ - Yeah, what else do you think she does between tea breaks?
他们会遗憾的是，相信我。 They'd the sorry ones, believe me.
没有人...但是没有人...换句话说。 No one... but no one... out-talks Mildred.
现在您坚持Colette，她为我服务了。 Now you stick to Colette, she served me well.
- 红色墨水。 - 红色墨水？ - Red ink. - Red ink?
- 是的，死去的赠品。 - Yeah, dead giveaway.
谁再用红色墨水写了？ Who writes with red ink anymore?
- 出色地。 - Well.
- 好吧，没人，那是谁。 - Well, no one, that's who.
除了我的老红手伴侣。 Except my old red-handed mate.
永远不要错过一个星期。同样的旧单词， Never misses a week. Same old words,
同样的旧四个字母滥用。 same old four-letter abuse.
我从来没有打开过正式的信件。 I never, ever open official looking letters.
- 为什么不呢？ - Why not?
- 公共服务充满了他们。 - Public service is full of them.
好吧，那我们就去了。 Well, here we go, then.
我将有第一个幸运的蘸酱。 I'll have the first lucky dip.
这是欢呼。 Here's cheers.
“亲爱的科莱特，也许您可​​以帮助我解决问题。 "Dear Colette, perhaps you could help me with a problem.
我想你可以说我过着相当庇护的生活。 I guess you could say I've led a fairly sheltered life.
我的几个乐趣之一是阅读， One of my few pleasures is reading,
因此，我经常和朋友一起访问当地图书馆。 and so I often visit the local library with a friend.
图书馆员非常严格，一所旧学校， The librarian is very strict, one of the old school,
并且不会容忍任何违反规则。” and will not tolerate any breach of the rules."
辛迪。 Cindy.
- 哦！ - Oh!
哦！ Oh!
_“自事件以来， _ "since the incident,
我还没有敢再次回到图书馆， I haven't dared go back to the library again,
而且我已经因为逾期欠款$ 37.50。 and I already owe $37.50 in fines for being overdue.
我的生活是一团糟，我的朋友不会和我说话， My life's a mess, my friend won't talk to me,
而且我沦为购买平装书。 and I'm reduced to buying paperbacks.
我能做些什么？ What can I do?
签名，书呆子。” Signed, bookworm."
- 那是一个好人。 - That's a good one.
不要相信它。尽管如此，它还是可以很好地阅读。 Don't believe a word of it. Still, it'll make good reading.
现在，让我们看看。呃... Now, let's see. Uh...
“亲爱的书虫， "Dear bookworm,
我必须说，您的图书管理员朋友有一种新颖的方法...” I must say, your librarian friend has a novel approach..."
呃... Uh...
“在希腊区域中像这样来。 "To come upon you like that in the Greek section.
我的建议是你让自己成为一个新朋友 My advice is that you get yourself a new friend
然后将其滑入稍后。那本书。 and slip it in later. The book, that is.
这样，您就可以躲避罚款 And that way, you'll be able to dodge the fine
然后...“呃...”回到精装书。” and..." uh..."Get back to hardcovers."
是的，那会。 Yeah, that'll do.
现在，一个下来，九点去。下一个。 Now, one down, nine to go. Next.
“亲爱的科莱特，我是一名大学生 "Dear Colette, I'm a college student
还有一个非常敏锐的体操运动员。 and a very keen gymnast.
贝茨先生，我们的体育大师， Mr. Bates, our gym master,
一直对我特别感兴趣。 has always taken a special interest in me.
他说我有一个特殊的才能。 He says I have a special aptitude.
几个月前， Afew months ago,
我在体育馆里放松在蹦床上 I was in the gym loosening up on the trampoline
贝茨先生上课后上课 after classes when Mr. Bates came in
并给了我一些教练。” and gave me some coaching."
在那里，现在我们不会被打扰了。 There, now we won't be disturbed.
- 是的，贝茨先生。 - Yes, Mr. Bates.
- 我要你留下来，因为，好吧... - I've asked you to stay because, well...
我希望你。 I have hopes for you.
是的，在我所有高年级的学生中， Yes, out of all my senior year students,
你是唯一一个有任何人 you're the only one that has any
成为冠军的能力。 aptitude to become a champion.
我认为我们会做的是 What I thought we'd do would be to
贯穿一些基础知识，limber， run through some of the basics, limber up,
并且通常彼此了解 and generally get to know each other,
这样作为教练和学生 so that as coach and pupil
我们可以充分理解。 we can reach a full understanding.
- 贝茨先生，真是太好了。 - That's very kind of you, Mr. Bates.
- 一点也不。 - Not at all.
好吧，让我们看看。 Well, let's see.
我认为我们要做的就是开始 What I thought we'd do would be to start off
有了你擅长的东西。说，蹦床。 with something you're good at. Say, the trampoline.
- 好的。 - Okay.
- 不，不，皮博迪女士。 - No, no, Ms. Peabody.
我们可以做得更好，不是吗？ We can do better than that, can't we?
- 大概吧。 - I guess so.
- 也许如果您删除了古老的服装， - Perhaps if you remove that archaic costume,
你会感到更自由。 you'll feel freer.
- 但是贝茨先生，我在下面赤裸裸。 - But Mr. Bates, I'm stark naked underneath.
这是不合适的。 It just wouldn't be proper.
- 我是你的教练吗？ - Am I your coach or not?
- 是的，你是。 - Yes, you are.
- 我们要一起工作吗 - And are we going to work together
要让您加入那个大学团队？ to get you onto that collegiate team?
- 是的，贝茨先生。 - Yes, Mr. Bates.
- 然后我建议您按照我的说法做。 - Then I suggest you do as I say.
- 当然，贝茨先生。 - Of course, Mr. Bates.
- 世界上最好的体操运动员 - All the world's best gymnasts
皮博迪女士在裸体上训练。 train in the nude, Ms. Peabody.
一个人必须能够完全自由 One must be able to completely free
一个人的身体。 one's body for the task.
- 如果有人进来怎么办？ - What if somebody comes in?
- 你看到我锁上了门。 - You saw me lock the doors.
不用担心，我们不会被打扰。 Don't worry, we won't be disturbed.
- 好吧，如果你这么说。 - Well, if you say so.
- 现在，让我们看看您可以做什么。 - Now, let's see what you can do.
做得好，做得好。 Well done, well done.
我认为我们现在已经受够了。 I think we've had enough of this now.
让我们尝试平行条。 Let's try the parallel bars.
- 好的。 - Okay.
现在，这是第一位。 Here now, this is position number one.
第二。 Number two.
第三。 Number three.
和四个。 And four.
轮到你了。 Your turn.
现在，进入这个职位。 Now, get up into this position.
现在，将双腿摆动。 Now, swing your legs up.
让我们来看看。 Let's see.
开始倾斜fon/vard。 Start leaning fon/vard.
来吧，我抱着你。 Come on, I'll hold you.
就是这样。 That's it.
让我们来看看。 Let's see.
好的。 Okay.
摆动。 Swing up.
好吧，来这里。 Okay, come here.
让我再告诉你一次，好吗？ Let me show you one more time, okay?
现在，当您进入第一个位置时... Now, when you get into the first position...
- 贝茨先生，有一件事。 - There'sjust one thing, Mr. Bates.
- 那是什么？ - What's that?
- 出色地... - Well...
- 好吧，大声说，女孩。 - Well, speak up, girl.
我们必须自由交流 We've got to communicate freely
如果我们要一起工作。 if we're going to work together.
- 好吧，我怎么能赤裸裸地锻炼身体，而你却没有？ - Well, how come I got to work out naked and you don't?
- 好吧，因为一个人的建造方式不同。 - Well, because a man is built differently.
他需要支持。 He needs support.
- 对我来说，这听起来像是沙文主义的话。 - That sounds like a chauvinistic remark to me.
贝茨先生！ Mr. Bates!
- 哦，不，皮博迪女士。 - Oh, no, Ms. Peabody.
- 我没有意识到他们这么大。 - I didn't realize that they were so big.
- 您的意思是您从未见过一个赤裸裸的男人？ - You mean you've never seen a man naked before?
- 只有我小的兄弟。 - Only my brother when I was younger.
我的，当您长大时，它们确实会成长，不是吗？ My, they do grow when you get older, don't they?
- 是的，我想他们这样做了。 - Yeah, I guess they do.
- 好吧，现在我都很热身。我们还能做什么？ - Well, now I'm all warmed up. What else can we do?
- 好吧，我认为我们已经做了一个晚上足够的。 - Well, I think we've done enough for one evening.
- 哦，可惜。 - Oh, what a pity.
就像我开始感觉良好一样。 Just as I was starting to feel good.
- 说，我们应该完成一个良好的按摩。 - Say, we should finish up with a darn good massage.
- “锻炼后，我感到很放松，我睡着了。 - "After the workout, I felt so relaxed I fell asleep.
当我醒来时，贝茨先生走了。 When I awoke, Mr. Bates was gone.
第二天，我提到了贝茨先生的出色训练方法 Next day, I mentioned Mr. Bates' marvelous training methods
对我们的体育馆情妇斯特恩女士，他印象深刻。 to our gym mistress, Ms. Stern, who was very impressed.
从那以后，贝茨先生似乎对我失去了兴趣 Since then, Mr. Bates seemed to have lost interest in me
并花费大部分时间来制定新的例程 and spends most of his time working up new routines
和斯特恩女士。 with Ms. Stern.
我的问题是，我该如何成为大学团队 My problem is, how can I make the collegiate team
没有教练？ without a coach?
签名，有抱负的体操运动员。” Signed, aspiring gymnast."
我认为她的意思是说话。 I think she means perspiring.
如果那是幻想， If that's a fantasy,
她肯定对此进行了一些思考。 she sure put some thought into it.
你走了，明亮的眼睛。 Off you go, bright eyes.
- 我不确定从哪里开始。 - I'm not sure where to start.
看，这并不像您想象的那么容易。 See, it's not as easy as you think.
- 出色地。 - Well.
她显然现在没有教练 She's obviously without a coach now
斯特恩女士搬进来。 that this Ms. Stern's moved in.
也许她应该自己锻炼。 Maybe she should work out by herself.
- 小心，我们肮脏的小读者会有什么 - Careful, what would our dirty-minded little readers
阅读吗？ read into that?
- 我想科莱特的经典建议 - I suppose Colette's classic advice
将延伸到芦笋补丁中的俯卧撑。 would run to pushups in the asparagus patch.
- 就在！ - Right on!
看，就是这样。 See, that's it.
提及水平条，您已经知道了。 Throw in a mention of the horizontal bars and you've got it.
- 哦，迷人。 - Oh, charming.
我不确定我为这份工作裁员。 I'm not sure I'm cut out for this job.
那个瓶子在哪里？ Where's that bottle?
我会回到那个。 I'll come back to that one.
我会再尝试一个。 I'll try another one.
“亲爱的科莱特，我有一个男朋友 "Dear Colette, I have a boyfriend
谁只是为开车打入而生气。 who is just mad about the drive-in.
也许我不正常， Maybe I'm not normal,
但是，所有可爱的孩子的东西都从未让我开心。 but all that cuddly kid stuff has just never turned me on.
在这个特定的夜晚，我问 On this particular night, I'd asked
两个朋友加入我们。” two friends to join us."
“数字的安全，母亲曾经说过。” "Safety in numbers, mother used to say."
- 不！ - No!
- 来吧，卡罗尔。 - Come on, Carol.
- 我说不。 - I said no.
鲍勃，我来看电影。 Bob, I came to watch the movie.
- 我们也可以做到。 - We can do that too.
- 不。 - No.
泰德（Ted）和爱丽丝（Alice），他们会怎么看？ Ted and Alice, what will they think?
- 哦，他们甚至都不会注意到。 - Oh, they won't even notice.
- 不要看。 - Don't look.
- 为什么我们每次进入开车 - Why is it that every time we come to the drive-in
您要做的就是看电影吗？ all you want to do is watch the movie?
我的意思是，您以前看过这件事。两次！ I mean, you've seen this thing before. Twice!
- 我喜欢这部电影。 - I like this movie.
- 您喜欢每部电影。 - You like every movie.
一切都有时间和一个地方。 There's a time and a place for everything.
- 这不是时候了吗？ - And this isn't the time?
- 或这个地方。 - Or the place.
在周围的所有这些人的情况下，这是不对的。 With all these people around, it just isn't right.
- 显然他们在做同样的事情。 - Obviously they're doing the same thing.
- 好吧，那我真的看不到 - Well, then I really don't see
他们为什么要去开车。 why they bother to come to the drive-in.
- 嘿，这是为了什么？ - Hey, what's that for?
- 我想要一些爆米花。 - I want some popcorn.
进入那里。 Get in there.
- 看，如果你真的很好 - Look, if you're real nice
之后，我给你一个可口可乐。 I'll give you a Coca-Cola afterwards.
- 等一下。 - Wait a minute.
帮助！ Help!
- 我很温柔。 - I'll be gentle.
某个地方周围有一根凡士林。 There's a tube of vaseline around some place.
帮助！ Help!
- 我，我们这里有什么？ - My, what have we here?
- 您有一个Lotta神经！ - You've got a lotta nerve!
_“整个结束时， _ " When it was all over,
我试图找到我男朋友的车， I tried to find my boyfriend's car,
但是他走了，我不得不回家。 but he'd gone, and I had to walk home.
从那以后我再也没有收到他的消息 I haven't heard from him since,
我想知道我是否欠他一个解释。 and I wonder if I owe him an explanation.
我也没有听到露营者里的家伙的来信。 I haven't heard from the guy in the camper, either.
请帮忙。签名，韦尔德。” Please help. Signed, waylaid."
可怜的女孩，那样被那样待在这里！ Poor girl, to be set upon like that!
我希望她没有受伤。 I do hope she wasn't injured.
- 受伤？ - Injured?
她之所以没有见过他的原因可能是 The reason she hasn't seen him since is probably
因为他没有康复。 because he hasn't recovered.
应该有一项法律。 There ought to be a law against it.
- 如果您忘记了。 - There is, in case you'd forgotten.
你真的是一个古老的愤世嫉俗的人。 You really are an old cynic.
我希望这份工作不会让我那样。 I hope this job doesn't make me like that.
- 也许你是对的。 - Maybe you're right.
- 好吧，我们告诉她什么？ - Well, what do we tell her?
- 好吧，嗯... - Okay, uh...
“亲爱的Waylaid，这取决于您喜欢哪种类型的表演。 "Dear waylaid, it depends on which types of show you prefer.
现在，您的经验很容易 Now, your experience could have easily
变成了一部深夜恐怖电影。 turned into a late night horror movie.
即使在开车驶入时，也不要接受陌生人的升降机。 Don't accept lifts from strangers, even in a drive-in.
但是，如果运气改变， However, if your luck changes,
您可能会破解它的双重功能。” you might crack it for a double feature."
- 您真的不能认真，可以吗？ - You really can't be serious, can you?
- 哦，来吧。 - Oh, come on.
她喜欢它的每一分钟。 She enjoyed every minute of it.
您可以通过她写的方式来分辨。 You can tell by the way she writes it.
- 这是因为这种态度。 - It's because of that sort of attitude.
- 看，我没有要求她写。 - Look, I didn't ask her to write.
如果她真的很担心，她可能有 If she's really worried, she could have
叫警察或其他东西。 called the police or something.
- 男人。 - Men.
- 看，爱，如果您让这项工作得到您， - Look, love, if you let this job get to you,
您将立即转弯。 you'll go around a twist in no time.
让我们继续前进。 Let's get on with it.
- “亲爱的科莱特， - "Dear Colette,
我与市区一家大型财务公司合作。 I work with a large finance company downtown.
他们称我为初级高管， They call me a junior executive,
但实际上，我的职责更多的是申报员的职责。 but really my duties are more that of a filing clerk.
整天我都被可爱的女孩包围， All day I'm surrounded by lovely girls,
打字员和接待员， typists and receptionists,
但是他们都没有丝毫 but none of them have ever taken the slightest bit
我的通知。 of notice of me.
几周前，那是一个星期五。 Afew weeks back, it was a Friday.
我最后负载骑电梯 I was riding the elevator up with my last load
一天的文件。” of files for the day."
- 请四个。 - Four, please.
- 看起来我们被困。 - Looks like we're stuck.
我以前从未被困过。还有其他吗？ I've never been stuck like this before. Anyone else?
我们能做什么？ What can we do?
- 我想等一下。 - Just wait, I guess.
- 这必须在星期五晚上发生 - This would have to happen on a Friday night
当我有约会时。 when I've got a date.
- 是的，我也是。 - Yeah, me too.
- 我可以尝试按钮。 - I could try the buttons.
对不起。 Sorry.
不！ No, no!
- 还记得纽约市和大力故障吗？ - Remember New York City and the big power failure?
- 九个月后，出生率上升到疯狂。 - Nine months later, the birth rate went up like crazy.
- 他们认为这是世界末日。 - They thought it was the end of the world.
- 现在，您能想象那一定是怎么回事吗？ - Now, can you imagine how that must've been?
- 是的，您只需要。 - Yeah, you just have to.
- 必须做什么？ - Have to what?
- 你知道。 - You know.
- 如果您认为自己注定要死了。 - If you thought you were doomed to die.
- 哦？ - Oh?
哦！ Oh!
- 但是他是一个孩子。 - But he's such a child.
- 所有的乐趣。 -All the more fun.
但这不是强奸吗？ But isn't that rape?
- 我们会恳求暂时的精神错乱。 - We'll plead temporary insanity.
- 与您一起，这更像是永久性的若虫。 - With you, it's more like permanent nymphomania.
- 你嫉妒吗？ - Are you jealous?
来吧，让我们去做吧。 Come on, let's do it.
我会抓住他的裤子，你脱下衣服。 I'll grab his pants, you get out of your clothes.
- 下次灯光熄灭。 - Next time the lights go out.
哦！ Oh!
等等，什么？ Wait, what?
- 哇。 - Whoa.
- 嗯，下去！再次。 - Uh, going down! Again.
- “现在，我的问题是，我该如何解释 - "Now, my problem is, how do I explain it
到其他办公室？ to the rest of the office?
我几乎看不到我的脸。 I can hardly show my face.
更重要的是，我什至不能独自登上电梯。 What's more, I can't even get into a lift alone.
他们在我的走廊里等我 They wait in the corridor for me
这样他们就可以跳上船。 so that they can leap on board.
签名，初级主管。” Signed, junior executive."
好吧，你怎么看？ Well, what do you think?
- 哦，不，你有一个，你必须从某个地方开始。 - Oh no, you have a go, you've got to start somewhere.
- 嗯，嗯。 - Uh, hmm.
“我该如何向办公室的其他成员解释？” "How do I explain it to the rest of the office?"
为什么要打扰？ Why bother?
“我几乎看不到我的脸。” "I can hardly show my face."
谁想看你的脸？ Who wants to look at your face?
“为什么不贿赂电梯技术员 "Why not bribe the elevator technician
向您展示如何使它再次被卡住？ to show you how to make it get stuck like that again?
在此之前，请务必与您一起坐垫和文件。 Until then, always take a cushion with you as well as files.
电梯的地板必须在你的背上被谋杀。” The elevator floor must be murder on your back."
- 做得好，做得好！ - Bravo, bravo!
几乎是老式的科莱特。 Almost vintage Colette.
- 其中一些描述有些涉及。 - Some of these descriptions are a bit lurid.
我们不能像它们一样打印它们。 We cannot print them as they are.
- 将其留给子编辑，他们是专家。 - Leave that to the sub-editors, they're the experts.
足以激发忠实的想象力。 Just enough to fire up the imaginations of the faithful.
- 截止日期两个小时。更多咖啡？ - Two hours to deadline. More coffee?
- 哦，不。 - Oh, no.
我在这里对作家的废墟很好。 I'm okay with writer's ruin here.
你继续。 You go ahead.
- 喝酒总是让我有些有趣。 - Drinking booze always makes me a bit funny.
特别是在半夜。 Especially in the middle of the night.
- 当你不在时，我会自己做一个。 - I'll do one on my own while you're away.
只是为了旧时。 Just for old time's sake.
“亲爱的科莱特， "Dear Colette,
我已经和莱斯利在一起了将近一年 I've been friends with,Leslie for nearly a year now
因为我们在芭蕾舞课。” since we met at ballet class."
“她和她在一起非常有趣，要求少得多 "She's so much fun to be with and so much less demanding
比一个男人。 than a man.
我们一起做的事情将我马上回来 The things we do together take me right back
到寄宿学校的美好时光。 to those wonderful days at boarding school.
一个下午， And one afternoon,
一会儿我们出去骑车， a little while back when we were out riding,
那是美好的一天，而不是天空中的乌云……” it was a beautiful day, not a cloud in the sky..."
- 香槟酒？ - 哦，请。 - Champagne? - Oh, please.
- 你像一个完美的天使一样骑行。 - You ride like a perfect angel.
- 哦，你教了我我所知道的一切。 - Oh, you've taught me everything I know.
- 不，我只是教你基本知识。 - Nah, I just taught you the basics.
我没有教你完美的平衡。 I didn't teach you perfect balance.
那个座位也不是。 Nor that fine seat.
没有什么比让你的好旅程 Nothing like a good ride to let you
知道你还活着。 know you're alive.
我们肯定在一起度过了愉快的时光，不是吗？ We sure have a great time together, don't we?
- 是的。 - Yeah.
- 告诉我，你约会很多男人吗？ - Tell me, do you date a lot of men?
-MM，不是太多。 - Mm, not too many.
- 为什么不呢？你真漂亮。 - Why not? You're so beautiful.
您必须得到很多报价。 You must get lots of offers.
-MM，周围有一些。 - Mm, there's a few around.
男人是如此的男性，如此占主导地位。 Men are so male, so dominant.
他们要做的就是让您上床睡觉。 All they want to do is get you into bed.
那么，你和男人呢？ So, what about you and men?
- 我的感觉也一样。 - I feel the same way you do.
告诉我，比安卡，你真的很喜欢和我在一起吗？ Tell me, Bianca, do you really like being with me?
- 是的。 - Yeah.
- 我的意思是，和我在一起。 - I mean, being with me.
- 是的。 - Yeah.
- 你看，我想到你和我 - You see, I think of you and me
不仅仅是玩得开心。 as a lot more than just having fun.
实际上，如果您要离开或厌倦了我， In fact, if you were to go away or get tired of me,
我不知道我会做什么。 I don't know what I'd do.
- 我不会离开。 - I'm not gonna leave.
- 但是你真漂亮，你比我年轻得多。 - But you're so pretty and you're so much younger than I am.
- 你非常美。 - You're beautiful.
对不起，我不应该这样做。 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that.
你还没准备好。 You're not ready yet.
- 你是什么意思？ - What do you mean?
- 哦，什么都没有。 - Oh, nothing.
- 开始下雨，我们会被浸泡。 - It's starting to rain, we're gonna get soaked.
马也是如此。 And so are the horses.
- 忘了马，他们已经习惯了。 - Forget about the horses, they're used to it.
- 就像整个牧场上的SkyJust打开了一样。 - It's like the skyjust opened up on the whole ranch.
- 有一些。 - 好的。 - Have some. - Okay.
- 你会感冒。 - You're gonna get a cold.
来吧，帮我靴子。 Come on, help me with my boots.
- 哦。 - Oh.
哦。 Oh.
- 你最好脱下衬衫 - You better take your shirt off
否则您会感冒。 or you're gonna get a cold.
这是冻结的。 It's freezing.
哦！ Ooh!
- 你拥有什么美丽的乳房。 - What beautiful breasts you have.
- 哦，我更喜欢你的。 - Oh, I much more like yours.
他们是如此的坚定。美丽的。 They're so small and firm. Beautiful.
- 哦，但是你是... - Oh, but yours are...
- 它们就像西瓜。 - They're like watermelons.
我的胸部是一个阻力。 My boobs are a drag.
来吧，让我帮助您的靴子。 Come on, let me help, off with your boots.
- 哦。 - Oh.
- 啊，他们很紧。 - Ah, they're tight.
啊，帮我。 Ah, help me.
- 哦！ - Ooh!
- 哦！ - Oh!
- 您必须脱下这些裤子。 - You'll have to take those pants off.
他们都湿了。 They're all wet.
- 最好得到一些稻草。 - Better get some straw.
让他们炸了马 Let them dag-burnt horses out
在开始再次下雨之前。 before it starts raining again.
我见过的最该死的东西。 Damnedest thing I ever saw.
两个精美的坐骑刚在雨中脱颖而出。 Two fine mounts just left standing out in the rain.
没有人声称自己。 Nobody claim 'em.
我至少能做的就是照顾“ em and feed'em。 Least I can do is take care of 'em and feed 'em.
- “哇，男孩，那伤了。 - "Whew boy, did that hurt.
但幸运的是，这并不严重。” But luckily it wasn't serious."
最糟糕的事情是向农民解释 The worst thing was explaining to the farmer
正是我们在那里所做的， just what we were doing there,
他说的是“赤裸裸的”。 'stark naked' as he put it.
问题是，现在我有三个疤痕 The problem is, now that I have three scars
对面我的身后， across my behind,
您能推荐一位好的整形外科医生吗？ can you recommend a good plastic surgeon?
签名，刺穿。” Signed, punctured."
哇，肯定一定会削减她的骑行。 Whew, sure must have cut down on her riding.
唔。 Hmm.
“哦，任何好的整形外科医生都应该能够 "Oh, any good plastic surgeon should be able
到达底部。” to get to the bottom of it."
“与此同时，有任何读者有泡沫马鞍吗？” "In the meantime, has any reader got a foam saddle?"
- 有趣的？ - Interesting?
- 不，只是一些驯服的，少女的东西。 - No, just some tame, girly stuff.
轮到你了。 Your turn.
- “亲爱的科莱特，我刚毕业的商学院， - "Dear Colette, I'm fresh out of business school,
上周是我在真正的办公室里的第一个。 and last week was my first at a real office.
我有点紧张，成为一个新女孩， I was a little nervous for a start, being a new girl,
但是我几乎不知道我会多快 but little did I know just how quickly I'd
进入事物的摇摆。” get into the swing of things."
- 哦，卡特女士。 - Oh, Ms. Carter.
克拉克先生想和你说话。 Mr. Clark would like to speak with you.
克拉克先生？ Mr. Clark?
- 克拉克先生？ - 哦。 - Mr. Clark? - Oh.
- 卡特女士在这里。 - Ms. Carter's here.
- 哦，卡特女士！我很高兴你来了。 - Oh, Ms. Carter! I'm glad you came up.
我想今晚邀请您参加我家的聚会。 I wanted to invite you to a party at my house tonight.
- 哦，对不起，我不能。 - Oh, I'm sorry, I can't.
- 我已经制定了计划...-但是你必须来！ - I've already made plans... - But you must come!
我们已经准备好了。 We've got everything ready.
- 是的。 - Yes.
卡特女士，我不会拒绝答案。 Ms. Carter, I won't take no for an answer.
- 我会来。 - I'll come.
好的。 Good.
好吧，那么。目前，我想这只是恢复工作， All right, then. For now, I guess it's just back to work,
我们稍后再见。 and we'll see you later.
- 好的。 - Okay.
好吧，你认为卡特女士会露面吗 Well, do you think Ms. Carter's gonna show up
在我们的小聚会上？ at our little party?
- 好吧，我当然希望如此。 - Well, I sure hope so.
没有荣誉客人，这不是一个聚会，对吗？ It wouldn't be a party without the guest of honor, would it?
- 我不这么认为。 - I don't think so.
- 她几乎不知道。 - Little does she know.
哦，她在这里。 Oh, here she is.
- 哦，卡特女士！ - Oh, Ms. Carter!
好吧，我很高兴您可以参加我们的聚会。 Well, I'm so happy you could come to our party.
你为什么不在这里座位。 Why don't you just have a seat right here.
- 谢谢。 - 你好。 - Thank you. - Hello.
- 你好。 - Hi.
- 您想要一些香槟吗？ - And would you like some champagne?
- 是的，请。 - Yes, please.
- 一些香槟，戴维斯先生怎么样？ - How about some champagne, Mr. Davis?
您还记得戴维斯先生从办公室这里。 You remember Mr. Davis here, from the office.
当然，您还记得我们的办公室男孩托尼。 And of course you remember,Tony, our office boy.
- 你好。 - Hi.
- 好吧，您是否喜欢第一周 - Well now, did you enjoy your first week
在办公室，卡特女士？ at the office, Ms. Carter?
卡特女士！我说，你很喜欢你的第一周吗 Ms. Carter! I said, did you enjoy your first week
在办公室？ at the office?
是的，我做到了。 Yes, I did.
人们似乎很友好。 The people seemed very friendly.
哦，我们在这里非常友好，卡特女士。 Oh, we're a very friendly group here, Ms. Carter.
- 您说的打字速度是什么？ - What did you say your typing speed was?
每分钟六十九个单词。 Sixty-nine words per minute.
- 六十九岁！ - 六十九岁！ - Sixty-nine! - Sixty-nine!
我想知道您是否可以输入69 I wonder if you'll be able to type 69
在特殊条件下？ under special conditions?
- 现在，卡特女士， - Now then, Ms. Carter,
您准备好开始我们的特殊打字测试了吗？ are you ready to begin our special typing test?
- 全部设置。 - All set.
- 好的。 - Okay.
现在，克里斯蒂女士在这里要决定 Now, Ms. Christie here is going to dictate
- 当您打字时，好吗？ - 你准备好了吗？ - while you type, okay? - Are you ready?
- 好的。 - 去！ - Okay. - Go!
- 我，卡特女士，特此发誓， - I, Ms. Carter, do hereby swear,
州，法令， state, decree,
并保证做一切 and promise to do everything
我被指示要做。 I am instructed to do.
今天，今晚，明天。 Today, tonight, tomorrow.
哦，她犯了很多错误。 Oh, she's making so many mistakes.
而且永远。 And for ever more.
今后。 Henceforth.
并在将来。 And in the future.
- 停止！ - Stop!
- 精彩的！ - Wonderful!
亲爱的，您通过色彩通过了测试。 You passed the test with flying colors, my dear.
- 克里斯蒂女士，如果您继续进行测试， - Ms. Christie, if you'll continue on with the tests,
我认为我会变成一些东西 I think that I'll go change into something just a little bit
在其他人到达之前更时尚。 more fashionable before the others arrive.
- 哦，好吧。 - Oh, all right.
打扰一下。 Excuse me.
- 戴维斯先生？ - 唔？ - Mr. Davis? - Hmm?
- 戴维斯先生，来这里，让我和你谈谈。 - Mr. Davis, come here, let me talk to you.
哦，亲爱的，在这里，擦嘴。 Oh dear, here, wipe your mouth.
现在，我认为我们应该为卡特女士设计另一个测试。 Now, I think we should devise another test for Ms. Carter.
- 我可以带您摆脱所有这些吗？ - Can I take you away from all this?
- 我想，但我不想失业。 - I'd like to, but I don't want to lose my job.
- 卡特女士？ - Ms. Carter?
卡特女士，来这里。 Ms. Carter, come here.
我们将为您做好准备，为您的服务测试做好准备。 We're going to prepare you for your serving test, love.
加紧。 Step up.
是的，完美。 That's right, perfect.
现在，放松一下。没关系。 Now, just relax. It's okay.
您的衣服太多了，所有这些衣服都太热了。 You have too many clothes on, it's too hot for all those.
那不是更好吗？ Isn't that better already?
回去，我得到这个。 Get the back, I'll get this.
放松一下，把手放在这里，那很好。 Just relax, put your hands here, there that's good.
把手放在这里。 Put your hands behind here.
得到另一个。 Get the other one.
我要这样做。 I get to do this.
正确的。 Right.
- 不！ - No!
不！ No!
- 什么？ - 什么？ - What? - What?
- 等一下。 - Wait a minute.
- 我们不应该这样做。 - We shouldn't have done this.
我们不应该对您这样做。 We shouldn't have done this to you.
- 感谢您救我。 - Thank you for rescuing me.
- 不是最好的位置，但我想这会做到。 - Not the best position, but I guess it'll do.
- 这很像我的一个朋友... - That's a lot like one of my friends...
- 大家好！ - Hello, everybody!
好吧，克拉克先生！ Well, Mr. Clark!
- 我们不是可爱吗？ - Aren't we cute?
- 你喜欢它？ - Do you like it?
- 我以前从未见过那个。 - I've never seen that one before.
- 我自己挑选了。 - I picked it out myself.
我从好莱坞的乔治那里得到了。 I got it from George's of Hollywood.
- 哦，喜欢它！ - 哦，乔治的，是的。 - Oh, love it! - Oh, George's, yeah.
- 好吧，你好，戴维斯先生。 - Well, hello there, Mr. Davis.
- 哦，克拉克先生。 - Oh, Mr. Clark.
-MM，很好。 - 我，看起来很漂亮。 - Mm, that was nice. - My, that looks pretty.
- 你在那里有什么？ - What do you have under there?
- 不像你那样漂亮。 - Not as pretty as yours.
- 出色地。 - Well.
- 卡特女士在哪里？ - Where's Ms. Carter?
- 她进行了服务测试，但她通过了其他测试。 - She flunked the serving test, but she's passing others.
- 是的，我看到她达到了69。 - Yes, I see she got to 69.
她做到了。 She did.
- 好吧，只要她达到69岁， - Well, as long as she got to 69,
我们为什么不明白我们能做到什么呢？ why don't we see what we can get to?
- 赦免我，朱莉。 - 当然。 - Pardon me, Julie. - Of course.
- 哦。 - Oh.
- 毫米。 - Mm.
这些外观比我自己好得多。 Those are so much better looking than my own.
- 好吧，我有更长的时间 - Well, I've had them a lot longer
比你拥有的。 than you've had yours.
- 嗯，我们去了。 - Hm, there we go.
让我帮助您。 Let me help you with this one.
我只是喜欢脱下底部。 I just love to take off bottoms.
- 哦。 - Ooh.
- 请允许我。 - Allow me.
- 顶部或底部，让我有顶部。 - Top or bottom, let me have the top.
- 好的。 - Okay.
- 那很好。 - That's nice.
哦。 Oh.
- 哦，我们有哈巴诺。 - Oh, we have habano.
- 哦！ - Oh!
这是什么？ What is this?
- 这是黄瓜。我是素食主义者。 - It's a cucumber. I'm a vegetarian.
- 好吧，现在您可以开始吃肉。 - Well, now you can begin to eat meat.
- 是的。 - Yes.
-如何！ -Awhip!
- 您需要一个新的。 - You needed a new one.
- 我做到了，不是吗？ - 是的，我知道。 - I did, didn't I? - Yes, I know that.
- 好吧，那是一个不错的选择。 - Well, that's a nice one.
你得到了什么？ And what have you got?
啊哈。 Ah-ha.
- 哦，是的，是的。 - Ooh hoo, yes, yes.
- 嗯，好吧。 - Hmm, well.
- 我不知道，我会做的。 - I don't know what,I'm gonna do with that.
-我愿意。 -I do.
（男人gro吟和喘气 (Man groaning and panting
- “然后克拉克先生……” - "And then Mr. Clark..."
也许我不应该继续。 Maybe I shouldn't go on.
当然，这太热了，无法打印。 Surely that's too hot to print.
不用担心，你会比这更糟。 Don't worry, you get worse than that.
我不敢相信这确实发生了。 I can't believe that this really happened.
- 他们中的大多数没有。 - Most of them don't.
他们只是整理一下，看看是否可以打印它。 They just make it up to see if they can get it printed.
告诉你什么： Tell you what:
把那个放在一边。如果我们没有更好的事情， Put that one aside. If we don't get anything better,
稍后我们将其清理。 we'll clean it up later.
- 好的。 - Okay.
有些人肯定有有趣的生活。 Some people sure have interesting lives.
你做下一个，我需要撒尿。 You do the next one, I need to take a pee.
- 不要再次入睡。 - Don't fall asleep again.
“亲爱的科莱特， "Dear Colette,
我和我的朋友不久前在游泳池里， my friends and I were at the pool a while back,
充分利用深秋的阳光。” making the most of the late Autumn sun."
- 你喜欢他吗？ - Do you fancy him?
- 不，是吗？ - No, do you?
- 不，但是我会做他。 - No, but I'd do him.
我敢打赌，他像一匹马一样在他身上有剑。 I bet he's got a sword on him like a horse.
- 哦，乔，你真粗糙。 - Oh, Jo, you're so crude.
- 可能需要显微镜才能找到它。 - Probably need a microscope to find it.
- 不，您可以从他的短裤中看到他的建造。 - No, you can see from his shorts that he's built.
- 他可能刚刚有旧袜子 - He's probably just got old socks
塞在那里欺骗我们。 stuffed down there to fool us.
对于袜子来说，这是一个非常有趣的形状。 That's an awfully funny shape for socks.
- 我想知道他为什么这么冷，这么难以接近。 - I wonder why he's so cold, so unapproachable.
- 是的，他只是坐在那里，就像他用石头制成的一样。 - Yeah, he just sits there, like he's made of stone.
- 你知道有人和他在一起吗？ - Do you know anyone who's been with him?
- 好吧，我姐姐有一个有姐姐的朋友 - Well, my sister has a friend who has a sister
有一个朋友说她约会了一次。 who has a friend who said she dated him once.
她说... And she said...
- 啊，你简直不敢相信。 - Ah, you can't believe that.
也许他很奇怪。 Maybe he's queer.
- 可能是。 - Could be.
你知道，它们看起来很艰难和阳刚。 You know, they appear tough and masculine.
大男子气概。 The big macho bit.
- 不，他不能奇怪，可以吗？ - No, he couldn't be queer, could he?
我的意思是，肯定会显示出来。 I mean, surely it would show.
- 可能是壁橱女王。 - Might be a closet queen.
- 好吧，无论他是什么， - Well, whatever he is,
我们也可能是三只丑陋的小鸭 we might as well be the three ugly ducklings
他对我们的所有通知。 for all the notice he takes of us.
- 必须有一种方法。 - There must be a way.
你为什么不假装下沉？ Why don't you pretend to get sunstroke?
- 哈，有趣。 - Ha, funny.
他要做的就是打电话给救护车。 All he'd do is call an ambulance.
- 嘿，就是这样！ - Hey, that's it!
那是什么？ That's what?
- 我只是一个主意。 - I just had an idea.
- 好吧，来吧！ - Well, come on!
- 为什么我们中的一个人不去那里假装淹死？ - Why don't one of us get out there and pretend to drown?
那时他必须出来，一旦他在那里... He'll have to come out then, and once he's there...
- 太好了，去吧。 - Great, go to it.
- 嘿，我不是志愿服务，我只说了我们中的一个。 - Hey, I wasn't volunteering, I only said one of us.
萨曼莎怎么样？ How about Samantha?
- 我不能游泳。 - I can't swim.
- 好吧，这甚至更好。 - Well, that's even better.
当您开始淹死时，这会更加现实。 It'll be all the more realistic when you start to drown.
- 有趣的。 - Funny.
- 我们为什么不抽很多？ - Why don't we draw lots?
长长的稻草得到了工作。 The long straw gets the job.
- 好的。 - Okay.
- 好吧，好吧。 - Well, okay.
但是我很认真地对不能游泳。 But I'm serious about not being able to swim.
- 看起来您有工作。 - Looks like you've got the job.
- 看，即使您不能欺骗他任何事情， - Look, even if you can't trick him into anything,
至少尝试抓住少数。 at least try and grab a handful.
我只是知道。 I've just got to know.
- 迷人。好吧，我该怎么办？ - Charming. Well, what do I do?
- 挥动手臂，大喊“帮助！” - Wave your arms around, yell "help!"
他会像一枪一样。 He'll be in like a shot.
- 好吧，他什么时候到达我呢？ - Well, what about when he gets to me?
- 只要让大自然走自己的路。 - Just let nature take its course.
- 您确定这是对的吗？ - You sure this is right?
当然是对的！进去，孩子！ Of course it's right! Get in there, kid!
- 帮助，帮助，帮助，帮助！ - Help, help, help, help!
啊!帮助，帮助，帮助！ Ah! Help, help, help!
- “现在我担心，以防救生员 - "Now I'm worried in case the lifeguard
向我们吹口哨，并告诉泳池当局。 blows the whistle on us and tells the pool authorities.
如果我们不允许进入游泳池， If we're not allowed into the pool,
我将永远不会学会游泳。 I'll just never learn how to swim.
你的，迅速下沉。” Yours, sinking fast."
让我们来看看... Let's see...
“为什么要去学习如何游泳？ "Why bother to learn how to swim?
在我看来，您将拥有更多 Seems to me you're going to have much more
用另一种方式有趣。 fun the other way.
否则，加入潜水员联盟。 Otherwise, join the divers' union.
签名，科莱特。” Signed, Colette."
嘿，那还不错。 Hey, that's not bad.
好吧，那更好。 Well, that's better.
你怎么样？ How did you go?
- 好的。 - Okay.
是关于学习如何游泳的人。艰难的方式。 Was one about learning how to swim. The hard way.
告诉我另一个，哈利。 Tell me another one, Harry.
- 开始了。 - Here we go.
“亲爱的科莱特，我正在写信给你关于我的经历 "Dear Colette, I'm writing to you about an experience I
有过一段时间。 had some time ago.
当时我只有16岁，但我的年龄很幼稚。 I was just 16 at the time, but very naive for my age.
在一年一度的家庭聚会之后。 It was after the annual family get together.
我一个人在楼下，做作业， I was alone downstairs, doing my homework,
当我想知道妈妈在哪里 when I got to wondering where mommy
弗雷德叔叔必须。” and uncle Fred had got to."
- 弗吉尼亚！ - Virginia!
- 弗吉尼亚州，您认为您在那里做什么？ - And just what do you think you're doing there, Virginia?
出色地？ Well?
- 一。 - Um.
我...我想知道你在哪里。 I... i'm wondering where you were.
- 我明白了。 - I see, I see.
我想是时候你妈妈了 I think it's about time your mother
和你坦率地交谈。 had a little frank talk with you.
- 真的，弗雷德，这几乎不是时间或地方。 - Really, Fred, this is hardly the time or the place.
- 现在，弗朗西斯。 - Come now, Frances.
您欠继女的解释。 You owe your stepdaughter an explanation.
四年前我嫁给你的爸爸时， When I married your daddy four years ago,
你已经长大了。 you were already grown up.
你真正的母亲曾经向您解释某些事情吗 Did your real mother ever explain to you certain things
关于男人和女人？ about men and women?
- 好吧，爸爸还年轻的时候就离开了妈妈 - Well, daddy left mommy when I was still young,
他带我随身。 and he took me with him.
- 是的，是的，我忘了。 - Yes, yes, I forgot.
好吧，你想问我关于... Well, would you like to ask me any questions about...
- 为什么弗雷德叔叔在这里？ - Why uncle Fred's here?
- 部分。 - Partly that.
我的意思是...我们在这里做什么。 What I mean is... what we were doing here.
- 哦，你的意思是拧紧。 - Oh, you mean the screwing.
我知道这一切。 I know all about that.
- 哦？ - Oh?
- 但是我不明白的是 - But what I don't understand was
本叔叔站在床旁。 what uncle Ben was doing standing by the bed.
- 哦亲爱的。 - Oh dear.
出色地。 Well.
- 我很清楚，这只是做爱的另一部分。 - That, my clear, is just another part of lovemaking.
我们必须以各种方式使用我们的身体。 We must use our bodies in all sorts of ways.
我们必须像对待精心调整的身体一样对待身体 We must treat our bodies like the finely-tuned
他们是乐器。 instruments they are.
我们一定不能为任何事情感到羞耻 We must not be ashamed of anything
我们的身体很高兴。 our bodies find pleasure in.
不，不，亲爱的，我们不要自私。 No, no, my dear, let's not be selfish.
弗朗西斯呢？ How about Frances?
- 弗朗西斯？ - Frances?
- 你知道，你最好别再打电话给她妈妈 - You see, you better stop calling her mommy
因为她不是你真正的母亲。 because she's not your real mother.
你为什么不像对待真正的朋友一样对待她？ Why don't you treat her like a real friend?
现在，我很清楚，为什么我之前站在床旁 And now, my clear, why I was standing by the bed before
弗朗西斯可以亲吻我的... was so that Frances could kiss my...
- 你的...你的...？ - Your... your...?
恰恰。 Precisely.
- “现在我长大了， - "Now that I'm older,
我发现我在床上毫无希望，除非我看着蓬松的人。 I find I'm hopeless in bed unless I have fluffy watching.
我的一些日期开始想知道。 Some of my dates are beginning to wonder.
我该如何让妈妈和弗雷德叔叔把他还给他？ How can I make mommy and uncle Fred give him back?
“签名，不安。” "Signed, restless."
- 她应该与幸福的家庭在一起。 - She should have stuck with happy families.
一起玩耍的家庭在一起。 The family that plays together, stays together.
我想她只需要离开家。 I guess she just has to leave home.
- 我不认为 - I don't think
弗雷德叔叔会为此而去。 uncle Fred would go for that.
- 我们可以建议她停止玩蓬松的人。 - And we can suggest she stops playing with her fluffy.
我的心流血。 My heart bleeds.
那会。 That'll do.
“亲爱的科莱特， "Dear Colette,
我不知道你是如何定义处女的 I don't quite know how you define a virgin
当您指的是一个男人时。所有的家伙自慰。” when you're referring to a guy. All guys masturbate."
哈利，我们可以逃脱吗？ Can we get away with that, Harry?
- 是的，听起来像是医学术语。 - Yes, sounds like a medical term.
它们总是很有价值。 They're always good value.
- 哦，我在哪里？ - Oh, where was I?
“手淫...但是直到前几天，我还没有 "Masturbate... but until the other day, I hadn't
与一个女孩得分正确。 scored properly with a girl.
卡罗尔和我乘车去了这个国家， Carol and I had taken a ride to the country,
我们发现脖子上有一个地方。” and we'd found a spot to neck a little."
- 现在，斯特林， - Now, sterling,
我们不会再开始了，是吗？ we're not going to start that again, are we?
- 卡罗尔，这里没有人。 - Carol, there's no one around here.
没有人会来。 No one's gonna come.
- 这是肯定的。 - That's for sure.
看，我们已经稳定了三年。 Look, we've been going steady now for three years.
您不认为我们应该进一步了解吗？ Don't you think that we should get into something more?
- 斯特林，你知道我发誓在母亲的死床上 - Sterling, you know I swore on mother's death bed
直到我结婚的那一天，我将一直保持处女。 that I would remain a virgin until the day I married.
- 耶稣，卡罗尔，如果我的坚果变得更紧 - Jesus, Carol, if my nuts get any tighter
我可以将它们用作高尔夫球。 I'll be able to use them as golf balls.
他们很痛。 And they hurt.
- 我无能为力。 - I can't help that.
- 来吧，卡罗尔。 - Come on, Carol.
这并不是您要怀孕。 It's not like you're going to get pregnant.
你甚至在服药。 You're even on the pill.
- 妈妈告诉我要带他们，以防万一我被强奸。 - Mommy told me to take them in case I ever got raped.
- 强奸？ - Rape?
强奸？ Raped?
我应该很幸运。 I should be so lucky.
- 现在，斯特林，掌握自己。 - Now, sterling, get a hold of yourself.
- 这就是整个该死的问题。 - That's the whole goddamn problem.
我花太多时间抱着自己。 I spend too much time holding myself.
你不认为我明白。 You don't think I understand.
好吧，那是你错的地方。 Well, that's where you're wrong.
你不是唯一的一个。 You're not the only one, you know.
- 我完全可以 - It's perfectly all right with me
如果你带其他女孩出去。 if you take other girls out.
- 那不是我的意思。 - That's not what I mean.
我为你救了自己，很大。 I was saving myself for you, big deal.
- 不是什么意思？ - You don't mean?
- 是的，我也是一个该死的处女。 - Yeah, I'm a goddamn virgin, too.
- 拯救自己，是吗？ - Saving yourself, huh?
可怜的婴儿，让妈妈帮助。 Poor baby, let momma help.
遍布我！ Bust all over me!
哦，浪费如此美丽的东西真可惜。 Oh, what a shame to waste such a beautiful thing.
- “从那时起，除非我在车上，否则我将无法脱身 - "Since then, I can't get it off unless I'm in the car,
将颂歌置于后座， laying Carol across the back seats,
就像在国家一样。 just like in the country.
她需要快速开车才能让她前进。 And she needs a fast drive to get her going.
邻居聚集了一份请愿书 The neighbors have got together a petition
让我们离开街区。 to run us off the block.
他们说，车轮的噪音使他们保持清醒。 They say the noise of the wheelies is keeping them awake.
更重要的是，他们说我必须放一个篱笆 What's more, they say I have to put up a fence
因此，他们看不到我们在车道上做什么。 so they can't see what we do in the driveway.
帮助，后座驾驶员。” Help, backseat driver."
让我们来看看。 Let's see.
“亲爱的后座司机， "Dear backseat driver,
忘记汽车，将座位带入房屋， forget the car, take the seats into the house,
并得到一些古老的油性破布，以便闻起来一样。 and get some old, oily rags so it smells the same.
更好的是，继续做自己的工作， Better still, keep doing what you're doing,
但是让某人出售邻居的门票观看。 but have someone sell the neighbors tickets to watch.
签名，科莱特。” Signed, Colette."
多么的垃圾。 What a load of rubbish.
好吧，我告诉过你，不是吗？ Well, I told you, didn't I?
- 现在，我以前从未尝试过。 - Now, I never tried that before.
必须在您的背上很难。 Must be awfully hard on your back.
我们要如何获得数字？ How are we going for numbers?
- 哦，到目前为止，如果您算出那个帮派爆炸号码，我们 - Oh, nine so far if you count that gang bang number we
说我们会离开。 said we'd leave till later.
- 好的，幸运的是。 - Okay, lucky last.
希望这是多汁的。 Let's hope it's a juicy one.
- 不，不，您读过它。 - No, no, you read it.
- “亲爱的科莱特， - "Dear Colette,
我总是长大的天主教徒，我一直 I was always brought up a strict catholic, and I've always
试图以教会的严格教义生活。 tried to live by the strict teachings of the church.
但是我认识的关于男孩的淫荡想法 But lustful thoughts about boys I know
似乎占据了我的脑海。 seem to occupy my mind.
直到最近，我永远都不会让男孩碰我， Until recently, I'd never let a boy even touch me,
但是我不能停止思考。 but I couldn't stop thinking about it.
有一天我以为我只需要 One day I thought I just had to
拜访教会认罪。” visit the church to confess."
父亲，原谅我，因为我犯了罪。 - Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
父亲原谅我，因为我犯了罪。 Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
是的，我的孩子？ Yes, my child?
- 我犯了罪，父亲。 - I have sinned, father.
是的，我的孩子。 Yes, my child.
- 我藏有秘密欲望。 - I've harbored secret lusts.
继续，我的孩子。 Go on, my child.
- 好吧，我是处女，父亲， - Well, I am a virgin, father,
作为教会的教义 as the teachings of the church
我会留下来直到结婚。 would have me remain until I'm married.
绝对，我的孩子。 Absolutely, my child.
- 但是，我渴望了一个男人。 - But, I have lusted after a man.
我的孩子是谁？ Who is this man, my child?
- 哦，不要让我告诉你。 - Oh, don't make me tell you that.
您必须使自己的罪过完全宽恕。 You must for your sins to be fully forgiven.
- 好吧，是乔。 - Well, it's Joe.
乔，教堂看门人。 Joe, the church janitor.
- 对于健康的年轻女子来说，这是完全自然的 - It is perfectly natural for a healthy, young woman
感觉那样。 to feel like that.
那不是全部，父亲。 That's not all, father.
- 继续。 - Go on.
好吧，我犯了肉的罪。 Well, I've committed a sin of the flesh.
- 但是你是处女，我的孩子。 - But you are a virgin, my child.
- 哦是的。 - Oh, yes.
好吧，我犯下了自我虐待的罪。 Well, I've committed the sin of self abuse.
我的孩子什么时候？ When was this, my child?
- 晚上。 - At night.
昨夜？ Last night?
- 每天晚上。 - Every night.
- 每天晚上？ - Every night?
每天晚上？ Every night?
- 是的，父亲。 - Yes, father.
我躺在床上，我想到了乔和... I lay in bed and I think of Joe and...
我只是忍不住自己。 I just can't help myself.
我只是无法抗拒和... I just can't resist and...
哦，父亲，我真邪恶。 Oh, father, I'm so wicked.
|只是... | just...
我无法宽恕。 I'm beyond forgiving.
- 当然不是，我的孩子。 - Of course you are not, my child.
触摸自己并不是一件邪恶的事情。 Touching oneself is not such an evil thing.
那不是全部，父亲。 That's not all, father.
- 那还有什么呢？ - What else, then?
- 好吧，我不只是触摸自己。 - Well, I don't just touch myself.
好吧，有时我会用... Well, sometimes I use...
是的，是的。 Yes, yes.
- 好吧，有时我会使用这些橡胶... - Well, sometimes I use these rubber...
- 设备？ - Device?
- 是的，父亲。 - Yes, father.
哦，我多么犯罪，我有多邪恶！ Oh, how I've sinned, how wicked I am!
父亲？ Father?
- 您将被原谅。 - You will be forgiven.
去祭祀，在那里等我。 Go to the sacristy and await me there.
跪着，脸上隐藏了脸。 Kneeling, and with your face hidden.
- 我会被原谅吗？ -And I will be forgiven?
- 是的，我的孩子。 - Yes, my child.
- 谢谢父亲。 - Thank you, father.
- 现在，我们将跪下祈祷。 - Now, we will kneel together and pray.
- 是的，父亲。 - Yes, father.
- 您必须重温这种有罪的经历。 - You must relive this sinful experience.
- 是的，父亲。 - Yes, father.
- 你必须在主眼中掩饰自己 - You must abase yourself in the eyes of the lord
并显得真正悔改。 and appear truly repentant.
- 我会。 - I will.
- 并保持脸部隐藏。 -And keep your face hidden.
- 是的。 - Yes.
- 现在，取出内衣。 - Now, remove your undergarment.
现在， Now,
叙述你的罪。 recount your sin.
- 出色地。 - Well.
我晚上躺在床上，我想到乔， I lie in bed at night and I think of Joe,
我想他很难。 and I think of him being hard.
我想到了他的气味。 And I think of his smell.
我想到了他的男性。 And I think of his maleness.
我想到了他的狡猾， And I think of his foxiness,
我只是忍不住自己。 and I just can't help myself.
哦，那个教堂的看门人。 Oh, that church janitor.
- 继续。 - Go on.
您必须在主的听证会上自由讲话。 You must speak freely in the hearing of the lord.
出色地... Well...
我想起他的公鸡 I think of his cock
我想到了... and I think of it...
哦，父亲！ Oh father!
哦！ Oh!
哦，我不认为是这样。 Oh, I didn't think it was like this.
- 对，我的孩子。 -All right, my child.
- 哦，哦！ - Oh, oh!
一。 One.
哦，你继续。 Oh, you go on.
哦！ Oh!
哦，一个男人好多了！ Oh, it's much better with a man!
哦！ Oh!
哦，父亲，父亲！ Oh, father, father!
哦，哦！ Oh, oh!
哦！ Oh!
哦，哦！ Oh, oh!
乔！哦！ Joe! Oh!
哦，我的。 Oh my.
哦！ Oh!
对不起！ Forgive me!
哦，哦，哦！ Oh, oh, oh!
给我！ Give it to me!
哦，哦，哦！ Oh, oh, oh!
哦！ Oh!
- “总的来说，这是一次令人振奋和精神上的经历。 - "Altogether, it was an uplifting and spiritual experience.
我从来没有知道如此快乐。 I've never known such joy.
我的问题是，我怎么知道谁会成为 My problem is, how do I know who is going to be
下次供词？ in the confessional next time?
签名，真正的信徒。” Signed, true believer."
“亲爱的，真正的信徒。 "Dear, true believer.
有关系吗？” Does it matter?"
那怎么了，哈利？ How was that, Harry?
短而甜蜜，嗯？ Short and sweet, eh?
哈利？ Harry?
“办公室里的新女孩。” "The new girl in the office."
现在我们在哪里？ Now where were we?
- 冻结！ - Freeze!
冻结！ Freeze!
真是太紧张了。 What a great tightness.