I see you've all bought a complete set of my books. Well done.
Now, I thought we'd start today with a little quiz.
Nothing to worry about.
Just to check how well you've read them.
Thank you.
How much you've taken in.
Look at these questions.
They're all about him.
"What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color?"
"What is Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement to date?"
You have 30 minutes.
Start...
...now.
Tut, tut.
Hardly any of you remembered that my favorite color is lilac.
But Miss Hermione Granger...
...knew that my secret ambition is to rid the world of evil...
...and market my own range of hair-care potions.
Good girl.
Thanks.