我们的故事发生在纽约城上空的... Our story begins high over New York City...
奢华屋顶公寓里... in the luxurious penthouse apartment...
这公寓住的可能是世界上已知最牛逼的天才了 of perhaps the most unlikely genius the world has ever known.
哦 抱歉 你看到我做瑜伽了 Oh. Sorry. You caught me doing my yoga.
你是想看 You were expecting
一只倒立的狗 是吗? downward dog, perhaps'?
我的名字叫皮博迪先生 My name is Mr. Peabody.
既然我们可能要一起渡过一段时间... And since we're going to be spending some time together...
那我会告诉你们一些我的事 I'd like to tell you a little bit about myself.
从我还是一只小狗的时候... You see, ever since I was a pup...
我就明白我的与众不同 it was clear that I was different.
我试着去适应... I tried to fit in...
不用 谢谢 No, thank you.
但却徒劳无功 but never could.
长大以后 我见到越来越多的兄弟姐妹们... As I grew, I saw more and more of my littermates. ..
被新家庭领养 being chosen by their new families.
但是因为某些原因 我从没被领走 But for some reason, I never was.
快去 好孩子! 去捡棍子! Come on, boy! Fetch the stick!
为什么啊? 就为了让你再扔出去一次吗? But why? Won't you just throw it again?
这就是没意义的锻炼 It's an exercise in futility.
我不想要这只 妈妈 他太刻薄了 I don't want this one, Mommy. He's sarcastic.
等等 等等! 回来! 再扔一次棍子 Wait, wait! Come back! Throw the stick.
我会坐 会站 还会握手呢 I'll stay, I'll heel, I'll even shake hands.
我还会叫? Bark, bark?
所以 我没有自己的家庭... So, without a family of my own...
我将自己投入到对知识 文化... I dedicated myself to the pursuit of knowledge...
还有运动的渴求中 culture, and athletics.
我拿到了哈佛大学的学位 I received my degree at Harvard.
当然还当上了告别演讲狗 Valetorian, of course.
耶! Yeah!
然后呢 我就致力于帮助人类 And then, I devoted myself to helping mankind.
我开发可代替能源领域的新技术 I pioneered new techniques in alternative energy.
耶! Yeah!
还致力解决全球的地缘政治冲突 Resolved geopolitical conflicts around the globe.
在我的业余时间里... And in my spare time...
我还发明了击拳 平板支撑 还有速脱短裤... I invented the fist bump, planking, tearaway pants...
调音器... Auto-Tune...
背转式滑板跳... the backside oHie...
还有尊巴舞 and Zumba.
走起 Now go
停 stop
再来 DROP
停 Pause
但是最让我骄傲的还是我儿子 舍曼 But what I'm most proud of is my son, Sherman.
嗨 皮博迪先生 Hi, Mr. Peabody.
哦! 你告诉观众时光机的事儿了吗? Oh! Have you told them about the way back?
我正准备说呢 I was just getting to that.
当我收养舍曼的时候 我就发誓成为最好的父亲 When I adopted Sherman, I vowed to be the best father I could be.
给他准备好所有的世界奇迹 To prepare him for all the wonders of the world,
现在的和过去的 present and past.
所以 是舍曼激励我完成了世界最伟大的发明... And so, Sherman inspired the greatest invention of my life...
时光机 a time machine.
当然 时光旅行还是有点难以预知的 Of course, time travel can be a bit unpredictable.
旅途中必然会出现一些灾难 There are bound to be a few mishaps along the way.
可以这么说 比萨斜塔 Let's just say, the Leaning Tower of Pisa
以前不是斜的 wasn't always leaning.
但是没什么东西能比得上 But there's nothing like learning
最直观的历史课 the lessons of history firsthand.
对吗 舍曼? Right, Sherman?
我们今天要去哪儿 皮博迪先生? Where are we going today, Mr. Peabody?
不是 "去哪儿" 舍曼 Not "where," Sherman.
是 "去什么时候" "When."
天才眼镜狗
哇哦! 这是我见过的最大的房子了! Whoa! This is the biggest house I've ever seen!
这是凡尔赛宫 玛丽皇后的宫殿 It's the Palace of Versailles, home of Marie Antoinette.
你知道的 她因为一件事而闻名天下 You know, she was mostly famous for one thing.
蛋糕! Cake!
我太爱蛋糕了 I love cake so much.
玛丽皇后确实很爱吃蛋糕 皮博迪先生 Marie Antoinette sure likes cake, Mr. Peabody.
哦! 她的确很喜欢 Oh! Indeed she does.
玛丽是个有着恐怖食欲的女人... Marie was a woman with a prodigious appetite...
对一切覆盖着糖霜的东西 for all things covered with frosting.
但是她的昂贵嗜好成了所有批评的目标 But her expensive tastes made her the target of much criticism.
- 为什么? - 因为 舍曼... - Why? - Because, Sherman...
在玛丽的统治时期 法国的普通人民 during Marie's reign, the common people
非常的贫困 of France were exceedingly poor.
你拿到面包了? You've got any bread?
没有! 我都穷成狗了 No! I'm exceedingly poor.
那现在 我们能吃点儿蛋糕吗? Now, can we have some cake?
可以 Ma is, oui.
哦 是的 抱歉 Oh, yeah, sorry. '81
"请问" 我们可以吃点儿蛋糕吗? "May we" have some cake?
可以 Ma is, oui!
也许她的头发太厚重 听不清我说的话 Maybe she can't hear me through the hair.
舍曼 王后的意思是... Sherman, what the queen means is...
啊! 让他们吃蛋糕! Ah! Let them eat cake!
当女王听说巴黎的穷人都要买不起面包的时候... When the queen heard the poor of Paris could not even buy bread...
她居然说 "让他们吃蛋糕吧" she said, "Let them eat cake."
不! No!
我亲耳听到的 I heard it myself.
- 这简直是丑闻! - 这简直是侮辱! - It's a scandal! - It's an outrage!
打倒女王! Down with the queen!
废除君主立宪! Down with the monarchy!
等等! Wait!
哪种蛋糕? What kind of cake?
这聚会棒极了 女王陛下 Smashing party, Your Majesty.
但是现在 恐怕舍曼和我必须... But now, I'm afraid Sherman and I must be...
舍曼? 舍曼? Sherman? Sherman?
舍曼! Sherman!
舍曼? Sherman?
舍曼! 这里 舍曼 Sherman! Here, Sherman.
嘿 皮博迪先生 Hey, Mr. Peabody.
你在这儿干嘛呢? What are you doing in here?
尝尝其他的蛋糕 Trying these other cakes.
这边有一个是生奶油和草莓做的... There's one in here with whipped cream and strawberries that's...
超好吃! pretty fantastic!
舍曼... Sherman...
你难道不记得我告诉你的 don't you remember why I told you to stay
在法国革命期间要一直呆在我身边吗? close to me during the French Revolution?
因为在法国革命之后... Because after the French Revolution...
- 就要下雨了是吗? - 有点接近 - it was gonna rain? - Close.
我说 "在法国革命开始后... I said, "After the French Revolution comes...
就是腥风血雨!" the Reign of Terror!"
逮捕所有贵族 Round up the aristocrats.
王后和她的贵族亲友... The queen and her aristocratic cronies...
必须为他们的贪食付出代价 must pay the price for their gluttony.
我们要像杀狗一样杀了他们 We will slaughter them like the dogs they are.
就从这个开始! Starting with this one!
皮博迪先生! Mr. Peabody!
我应该做点儿什么? What should I do?
什么都不用 舍曼 站在那儿别动 Nothing, Sherman. Just stay right there.
但是 皮博迪先生! But, Mr. Peabody!
一切都会没事儿的 舍曼 Everything is going to be fine, Sherman.
站在那儿 Just stay right there.
砍掉他的头! Off with his head!
皮博迪先生! Mr. Peabody!
哈密瓜? A cantaloupe?
最低贱的水果 The lowest of the fruits.
是谁敢用这该死的瓜来糊弄我? Who dares to insult me with this melon?
抓住那狗! Get that dog!
皮博迪先生 你怎么逃出来的? Mr. Peabody, how did you escape?
很简单 舍曼 It's simple, Sherman.
我注意到井盖的间距... I noticed the distance between the sewer lids...
推断在断头台的正下方 reasoned that there must be one
一定还有一个井盖... directly under the guillotine platform...
注意到台子上有块松动的板子... noted the loose board under the basket...
计算好落日的角度 computed the angle at which the setting sun
阳光正好从你的眼镜上反射... would bounce off your glasses...
使得行刑者暂时失明... momentarily blinding the executioner...
然后选好时机偷一个行刑者的瓜 and chose that moment to swipe the executioner's melon...
给我增重压下板子 也能助我脱身 giving me the added weight to tip the boards, facilitating my exit.
太神奇了! That's amazing!
没什么神奇的 It's not amazing.
也就是动动脑子的事儿 It was just a matter of keeping my head.
"动动脑子" "Keeping your head."
我不明白 I don't get it.
他在那儿! 跟上! There he is! After them!
这边 舍曼 快! Come, Sherman, quick!
哦 这水可真难喝 Oh, this water tastes terrible.
有意思的是 这不是水 Interestingly, that's not water.
哈哈! Ha-ha!
抓住你啦 I've got you now.
你的确抓住我了 罗伯斯庇尔先生 Indeed you have, Monsieur Robespierre.
您可真是追捕专家啊 And what a master of the chase you are.
哦 你也发现了? Oh, you noticed?
当然 Of course.
就像我一样精通 Doubling back on me like that.
您可真是天才 That was genius.
谢谢 Thank you.
我只希望你别抓走我的小同伙 I just hope you don't take my little confederate, here.
我全都靠他呢 I depend on him so completely.
给我过来 你 Get over here, you.
该死! 你真是太狡猾了 Drats! You're devilishly clever.
我知道 而且我比你快多了 I know. And much quicker than you as well.
这个你也足够快吗? But are you quick enough for this?
哈哈! 看? 够快吧! Ha-ha! See? Quick!
没错 够快 但是不够聪明 Quick, yes, but not too smart.
哦! 又是个哈密瓜! Oh! Another cantaloupe!
你的剑! Your sword!
好吧 舍曼 看来是时候 All right, Sherman, looks like it's time
给你来个剑术的突击测试了 for a little pop quiz in the art of fencing.
来吧! Go!
进攻! 格挡! 刺! 再次! Attack! Parry! Thrust! Repeat!
哦不 再刺! No. Remise!
好孩子! Good boy!
哦! Oh!
哈? Huh?
哈哈! 你失手了! Ha-ha! You missed!
我从不失手 I never miss.
走起! Hop on!
哇哦! Whoa!
哇哦! 哇哦! Whoa! Whoa!
耶! 哇哦! Yeah! Whoa!
耶! Yeah!
你闻到了吗 舍曼? Do you smell that, Sherman?
不是我干的 皮博迪先生 It wasn't me, Mr. Peabody.
我知道不是你 I know it wasn't you.
只是排水管里的沼气 It's the methane gas in the sewer system.
在常温常压下它的燃点是306华氏度... And given the fact that it ignites at 306 degrees Fahrenheit...
我们要利用它的爆炸... we're about to use it...
冲出这里! to blast out of here!
抓紧了! Hang on!
喔哦! Whoo!
喔! WOW!
- 完美着陆 呃 舍曼? - 哦! - Nice landing, eh, Sherman? - Oh!
那么 你今天学到什么了 舍曼? So, what did you learn today, Sherman?
法国革命太疯狂了 That French Revolution was crazy.
为什么这么说呢? How so?
那些人的头全部都被砍掉了... All those guys getting their heads chopped off...
没有人站出来说这是不对的 and nobody standing up and saying it wasn't right.
其实想想 玛丽皇后完全可以避免这次革命... And think, Marie Antoinette could have avoided the whole revolution...
只要她发一个布告 if she'd simply issued an edict
说给贫民分发面包就可以了 to distribute bread amongst the poor.
不过以后 她都没办法吃她的甜点了 But then, she couldn't have had her dessert.
为什么呢 皮博迪先生? Why not, Mr. Peabody?
因为 舍曼 Because, Sherman, you can't have
鱼和熊掌不可兼得啊 your cake and edict, too.
没明白 I don't get it.
我们明天去哪儿 皮博迪先生? Where are we gonna go tomorrow, Mr. Peabody?
古罗马? 西部荒原? 1492年? Ancient Rome? The Wild West? 1492?
不 舍曼 明天我们不去那些地方 No, Sherman, tomorrow we won't be going to any of those places.
哦 为什么不? Oh. Why not?
因为明天的冒险... Because tomorrow's adventure...
是完全要你独自一人参加的 is one that you're going to be taking all on your own.
你说的是什么 皮博迪先生? What do you mean, Mr. Peabody?
你不记得了? Don't you remember?
明天是你第一天上学 It's your first day of school.
- 哦 能让我来开吗? - 当然不行 - Oh. Can I drive? - Of course not.
记住 舍曼 字母的拼写规则 Remember, Sherman, I before E except after C
明白 皮博迪先生! I know, Mr. Peabody!
别忘了交换原则 And don't forget about the commutative principle.
二加三等于三加二 Two plus three equals three plus two.
明白 皮博迪先生! I know, Mr. Peabody!
如果你要去洗手间... And if you have to go to the bathroom...
只要骄傲的举起你的手 然后说 "我要去厕所" just raise your hand proudly and say, "I have to go."
我会的 皮博迪先生 I will, Mr. Peabody.
要记住 2号铅笔是最常用的标准铅笔 And remember, the No. 2 pencil is standard for most uses...
但是有时也需要用的1号铅笔 but there are times when a No. 1 comes in handy.
我在你背包里放了一个小铅笔盒... I left a little pencil chart in your backpack...
如果有需要的话就去那里找 which you can consult if it ever becomes a judgment call.
我觉得我没问题的! I think I'll be okay!
好了 拜拜 皮博迪先生 Okay, bye, Mr. Peabody.
等等 Wait.
- 放学后见 - 舍曼! - See you after school. - Sherman!
我得走了 我要去报兴趣班 I gotta go. I gotta sign up for the clubs.
没人比我更支持你 No one is more in favor of participation
参加兄弟会了 in fraternal organizations than I.
但是在你走之前 我想让你拿着这个 But before you go, I want you to have this.
谢谢 这是什么? Thanks. What is it?
狗笛 A dog whistle.
不管用啊 皮博迪先生 It doesn't work, Mr. Peabody.
它很管用 舍曼 It works fine, Sherman.
它发出的声波只有狗才能听到 It's just a frequency only dogs can hear.
哦 好酷 Oh, cool.
这个纪念品就是提醒你... Let that little keepsake be a reminder to you...
不管你面对什么问题 that no matter what challenges you face,
不管你距离我有多远... no matter how far away I might seem...
拜拜 皮博迪先生! Bye, Mr. Peabody!
我都和你在一起 I'm with you.
乔治华盛顿 George Washington.
谁能告诉我他是谁? Who can tell me who he is?
哦 哦! 我能! 我能! Oh, me! I can! I can!
呃... 舍曼 Uh... Sherman.
他是美国的第一任总统 The first president of the United States of America.
回答得好 Good job.
在华盛顿总统还是个小孩子的时候... And when President Washington was a little boy...
他砍了一棵什么树? what kind of tree did he cut down?
哦! 哦 我! 我! 我! Ooh! Ooh, me! Me! Me!
- 佩妮? - 樱桃树 - Penny? - A cherry tree.
假的 Apocryphal.
那是什么树? What kind of tree is that?
那不是树 是个词 "假的" It's not a tree. It's a word. "Apocryphal."
意思是说这故事不是真的 It means that story is not true.
- 是吗? - 是的 - Really? - Yeah.
乔治华盛顿从来没砍过樱桃树... George Washington never cut down a cherry tree...
也没说过自己不能撒谎 and he never said he couldn't lie.
人们编了这个故事来教育孩子不能说谎... People made those stories up to teach kids a lesson about lying...
但它们不是真的 but they're not true.
不过他确实率兵渡过了特拉华河 He did cross the Delaware River,
是1776年的圣诞夜 Christmas night, 1776, though.
我爸爸今年夏天带我去玩 我们也渡了河 My dad took me there this summer. We crossed it, too.
我还掉进河里了 I fell in.
看来有人确实很了解历史呢 对吧 佩妮? Looks like someone really knows their history, huh, Penny?
很高兴认识你们 It's really great meeting you guys.
有时间你们可以来我家玩 Maybe you can come over to my house sometime.
我可以带上我的新模型 是个氢原子 I could bring my new model. It's a hydrogen atom.
你只有一个哈? You've only got one, huh?
那我们不得不切开它了 Guess we'll have to split it.
这个好玩! Good one!
看好了 Check it, guys.
你在吃什么 舍曼? What do you got there, Sherman?
罐头粮还是脱水粮? Kibbles or bits?
事实上 我拿了小胡萝卜 Actually, I've got baby carrots,
有机苹果汁和金枪鱼三明治 organic apple juice, and a tuna sandwich.
富含欧米茄-3脂肪酸 It's super-high in omega-3s.
所以 你吃人类食物? So, you eat human food, huh?
当然了 为什么不? Yeah. Why wouldn't I?
因为你是条狗呀 Because you're a dog.
不 我才不是 No, I'm not.
你当然是了 你爸爸是条狗 你也是条狗 Sure you are. Your dad is a dog, so you're a dog, too.
我看你是糊涂了 他们是收养关系 I think you're confused. It's an adoptive relationship.
- 闭嘴 卡尔 - 好吧 - Zip it, Carl. - Okay.
来 我做给你看 接着! Here, I'll show you. Fetch!
去呀 狗狗 把你的午餐叼回来 Go on, doggy. Go get your lunch.
快去呀 Go on.
去叼回来 Go get it.
呸 真羞耻 Ugh. The humiliation.
舍曼 去把食物叼回来 Sherman, go get your food.
做条乖狗狗 Make like a good little doggy.
汪汪! Ruff-ruff!
- 这是什么? - 这是我的! - What's this? - It's mine!
还给我! Give it back!
这是什么? 一个哨子? What is it'? A whistle?
呸! 根本没用的东西 Ugh! Stupid thing doesn't even work.
这是个狗哨 佩妮 It's a dog whistle, Penny.
它发出的频率只有狗能听见 It operates at a frequency that only dogs can hear.
- 回去 卡尔 - 好吧 - Back up, Carl. - Okay.
佩妮 那个哨子是我的私人物品 Penny, that whistle is my private property.
- 还给我! - 跳呀 狗狗 跳呀 - Give it back! - Jump. doggy, jump.
我不是条狗 I am not a dog.
好了 舍曼! Come on, Sherman!
你就承认吧 你是条狗 说呀 Just admit it. You're a dog. Say it.
放开我! Let me go!
除非你像狗一样求饶为止 Not until you beg like a dog.
来呀 舍曼 求我呀! Come on, Sherman. Beg!
打 打 打! Fight, fight, fight!
皮博迪先生 感谢您接到临时通知后赶来 Mr. Peabody, thank you for coming in on such short notice...
讨论关于舍曼的问题 to discuss the problem with Sherman.
哦 一点也不麻烦 珀迪校长 Oh, it's not a problem at all, Principal Purdy.
我早有准备 I fully expected this.
- 你有准备? - 是的 - You did? - Yes.
一切和舍曼有关的事 我都会提前准备 And, as with all things Sherman-related, I prepared for it.
这是考量舍曼的超前进度后 Here's a curriculum that takes Sherman's
制定的新课表... advanced preparation into account...
但不需要你为他安排跳级 but won't require you to have him skip one or more grades.
皮博迪先生... Mr. Peabody...
这是初等代数习题 额外阅读书单... Here are some pre-algebra worksheets, an advanced reading list...
以及一个我搭的网站的链接 and a link to a website I created
方便他开始学习中文 so he can start studying Mandarin Chinese.
毕竟 中文是未来语言学习的趋势 It is, after all, the language of the future.
皮博迪先生! Mr. Peabody!
不过学法语也不是不可以 珀迪校长 I'm not saying he shouldn't study French, too, Principal Purdy.
不如让他一起学吧 I'm saying have him do both.
皮博迪先生! Mr. Peabody!
怎么? 不够吗? 再加上斯瓦西里语? What? Not enough? Swahili?
舍曼今天和人打架了 Sherman got into a fight today.
哦 天啊 Oh, dear.
这些是为保险理赔... Pictures were taken...
而拍摄的照片 for insurance purposes.
他咬了她 He bit her.
不得不说 这对你很不利啊 皮博迪先生 I must say, it doesn't look good for you, Mr. Peabody.
你毕竟是条狗 After all, you are a dog.
请问 您是哪位? Who, may I ask, are you?
我是儿童安全保护局的古瑞尼安女士 I am Ms. Grunion from the Bureau of Child Safety and Protection.
根据法律规定 学校一旦发生事故... We're required by law to contact them whenever there's an...
必须联系他们 incident.
舍曼过去从没做过这种事 Sherman has never done anything like this before.
我相信他一定事出有因 I'm sure he must have had a reason.
那个女生稍稍霸凌了他一下... Well, the girl was being a bit of a bully...
安静 珀迪! Quiet, Purdy!
小孩打闹是正常的 It's normal for children to tease.
但咬人就不正常了 It's not normal for them to bite.
显然 这和他成长的环境有关 Clearly, it's because of how he's being raised.
在我看来 一条狗绝不可能胜任 In my opinion, a dog can never be
这位男孩的家长一职 a suitable parent to a little boy.
古瑞尼安女士 我必须要指出... I must point out, Ms. Grunion...
舍曼是我赢得法院裁决 that I won the right to adopt Sherman
合法领养的 in a court of law.
法院也能剥夺你的权利 And the court can take it away from you.
明晚我会来你家进行调查 I'll be coming to your home tomorrow evening to conduct an investigation.
如果让我发现你不是个合格的家长... If I discover that you are, in anyway, an unfit parent...
你就别想继续抚养舍曼了 I will see to it Sherman is removed from your custody.
永远别想 Permanently.
我说得够清楚了吧 I hope I've made myself clear.
一清二楚 Crystal.
抱歉我咬了她 皮博迪先生 I'm sorry I bit her, Mr. Peabody.
我再也不敢了 I won't do it again.
你绝对不能再犯了 You're darn tooting you won't do it again.
这样的暴力行为是完全不可接受的 This kind of wanton violence is totally unacceptable.
而且你明明那么崇拜甘地先生 And rather uncharacteristic, given how you feel about Mr. Gandhi.
到底是为什么? What on earth provoked it?
她说我是条狗 She called me a dog.
哦 好吧 Well, all right then.
谢谢你告诉我 Thank you for telling me.
快睡觉吧 Try and get some sleep.
我爱你 皮博迪先生 I love you, Mr. Peabody.
我对你也非常关心 舍曼 I have a deep regard for you as well, Sherman.
# 闭上眼 # # Close your eyes #
# 别害怕 # # Have no fear #
# 怪兽走了 他逃走了 # # The monster's gone, he's on the run #
# 你爸爸在这儿 # # And your daddy's here #
# 漂亮 漂亮 漂亮 漂亮 漂亮的男孩 # # Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy #
# 在你入睡前 # # Before you go to sleep #
# 我悄悄祈祷 # # Say a little prayer #
# 每一天 每一刻 # # Every day, in every way #
# 一切都会越来越好 # # It's getting better and better #
# 漂亮 漂亮 漂亮 漂亮 漂亮的男孩 # # Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy #
# 道路很艰难 # # A hard road to hoe #
# 是呀 前路多漫长 # # Yes, it's a long way to go #
# 可就在此刻 # # But in the meantime #
# 穿过马路之前 # # Before you cross the street #
# 抓紧我的手 # # Take my hand #
# 生活总在万事俱备时 出其不意 # # Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans #
# 漂亮 漂亮 漂亮 漂亮 漂亮的男孩 # # Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy #
皮博迪先生 Mr. Peabody...
您是得过诺贝尔奖的科学家 you are a Nobel Prize-winning scientist.
也是各国元首的顾问 An advisor to heads of state.
更是一位企业领导者 A captain of industry.
为什么想要领养一个男孩? Why would you want to adopt a boy?
法官大人 因为... Because, Your Honor...
当我找到舍曼时 我回想起了自己的童年 when I found Sherman, it reminded me of how I started out in life.
如今 我想把我自己最梦寐以求的东西送给他 And now, I want to give him the one thing I always wanted.
一个家 A home.
你确定自己能克服抚养人类男孩... And you're sure you're capable of meeting all the challenges...
将面对的一切挑战? of raising a human boy?
恕我直言 这能有多难呢? With all due respect, how hard could it be?
很好 Very well, then.
如果小孩能领养狗... If a boy can adopt a dog...
狗当然也能领养小孩 I see no reason why a dog cannot adopt a boy.
爸爸! Da-da!
不对 舍曼 不要喊"爸爸" No, Sherman, not "Da-da."
要喊"皮博迪先生" You shall call me "Mr. Peabody."
在私下场合 也可以喊"皮博迪" Or, in less formal moments, simply "Peabody."
这就对了 That's right.
"皮爸爸先生" "Mr. Pea-baba."
# 漂亮 漂亮 漂亮 漂亮 漂亮的男孩 # # Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy #
你在烧什么 皮博迪先生? What's cooking, Mr. Peabody?
哦 没什么特别的 Oh, nothing much.
不过是珍宝蟹佐百香果罗勒酱 Just a little Dungeness crab with a passion-fruit basil concassé.
杜松子油浸松露鹌鹑 Some truffled quails in a juniper-berry reduction.
以及火焰冰淇淋 And Baked Alaska.
哇哦! 今天是什么特殊场合吗? Wow! ls today some kind of special occasion?
可以这么说 You could say.
今天不是我生日 It's not my birthday.
说对了 No, it isn't.
也不是你生日 It's not your birthday.
又说对了 Right again.
不是父亲节吧 是吗? It's not Father's Day. Is it?
不 不是父亲节 Nope. It's not Father's Day.
是总统又要来吃饭吗? ls the president coming to dinner again?
- 不是 - 哦 - No. - Oh.
那是谁要来呢? So, who's coming to dinner?
这么说吧 如果今晚成功的话... Let's just say, if the evening is a success...
我们就能彻底摆脱"咬人事件"了 we can put this whole "biting" business behind us.
彼特森一家! 欢迎 The Petersons! Welcome.
所以他真的是条狗 So, he's literally a dog.
保罗! Paul!
不 没关系 No, that's all right.
不过我更喜欢"有文化的狗" Although, I prefer "literate dog."
真有趣 That's funny.
很有趣吧 保罗? Isn't that funny, Paul?
他不太爱笑 He's not a big laugher.
很高兴你们能临时前来 We're so delighted you could make it on such short notice.
对吧 舍曼? Aren't we, Sherman?
是不是 舍曼? Aren't we, Sherman?
对 我们很期待今晚的活动 绝对的 Yeah, we're interested in what's going on, that's for sure.
和佩妮打个招呼 舍曼 Say hello to Penny, Sherman.
嗨 佩妮 Hi, Penny.
你好 舍曼 Hello, Sherman.
好了 你去带佩妮看看 Now, why don't you go show Penny
你的矿物收藏怎么样 舍曼? your mineral collection, Sherman?
她一定会喜欢你那些新的 I'm sure she'll find those new geodes
水晶洞的 of yours fascinating.
来吧 Come on.
真感谢你们能接受我的邀请 I am so glad you accepted my invitation.
在古瑞尼安女士到来前 孩子们可以消除彼此的分歧 Now, the kids can resolve their differences before Ms. Grunion arrives.
这你可搞错了 先生 事实上... You're barking up the wrong tree, mister. In fact...
要不是因为珀迪 我早就起诉你们了 if it weren't for Patty, I would have pressed charges already.
我告诉你 皮博迪... And I have to tell you, Peabody...
只要事关我女儿 where my daughter is concerned,
其他什么事都要靠边... nothing is more important than...
你好 当然 我愿意做个调查 Hello. Sure, I'll take a survey.
一切顺利吗? Everything going swimmingly?
呃 Ugh.
你为什么不告诉我她要来? Why didn't you tell me she was coming over here?
我不想让你烦心 Because I didn't want you to worry.
好吧 因为我不想听你抱怨 Okay, because I didn't want to listen to your bellyaching.
太谢谢你的诚实了 Thank you for your honesty.
不客气 You're welcome.
我都不知道你想让我们做什么 I don't know what you think we're supposed to do in here anyway.
她讨厌我 She hates me.
分享你的爱好 讲个风趣的故事 Share your interests. Tell a witty anecdote.
皮博迪先生... Mr. Peabody...
我讨厌她 I hate her.
舍曼 每一段良好的交情... Sherman, every great relationship...
都是从争端开始 starts from a place of conflict,
慢慢积累好感的 and evolves into something richer.
祝你好运 Bonne chance.
搞定它 Make it work.
但是别告诉她时光机的事 But don't tell her about the WABAC.
别想和我说话 Don't even think about it.
啊 Ah.
皮博迪 这太棒了! Peabody, that was amazing!
保罗 你说呢? Paul, wasn't that amazing?
我更喜欢摇滚乐 I'm more into rock-'n'-roll.
我指的是弗拉明戈 I meant flamenco.
风笛呢? Bagpipes?
呃 迪吉里杜管 Uh, didgeridoo.
锡塔尔琴 Sitar.
钢鼓 Steel drums.
长号 Trombone.
木琴 Xylophone.
非洲手鼓? DJ-embe?
汽笛风琴 Calliope.
双簧管 短笛 Oboe. Piccolo.
大号 谐振吉他 Tuba. Dobro.
滑哨 约德尔调 Slide whistle. Yodeling.
手摇风琴 陶笛 Hurdy-gurdy. Ocarina.
小风琴 锯琴 Harmonium. Musical saw.
行了 你确实够厉害的... You know what? This has been great...
但这只是浪费时间 but a complete waste of time.
带上佩妮 我们回家! Now, let's get Penny and go home!
你还好吗 保罗? Are you all right, Paul?
我很... 好 I'm... fine.
他一紧张就会犯病 This happens whenever he's tense.
保罗 我可以... Paul, if I might...
离我远点 皮博迪! Stay away from me, Peabody!
走开! 我需要牵引器 Just get back! I need traction.
相信我 保罗 我是个有执照的脊椎按摩师 You can trust me, Paul. I'm a licensed chiropractor.
嗷! 呼 Ow! Huh.
噢... Ooh...
啊... Ah...
皮博迪... Peabody...
我觉得棒极了 I feel great.
我... 我当真觉得棒极了! I... I really feel great!
皮博迪 你简直太神了 Peabody, you're a miracle worker.
哈哈! 你瞧我! Ha-ha! Look at me!
我可以跳舞! I'm dancing!
佩妮 你知道吗... You know, Penny...
西格蒙德·弗洛伊德说 如果你讨厌一个人... Sigmund Freud says if you don't like a person...
是因为你在这个人身上看到了自己的缺点 it's because they remind you of something you don't like about yourself.
你懂什么弗洛伊德呀? What do you know about Sigmund Freud?
比你想的要懂 More than you think.
当然了 就好像你知道... Sure. Just like you know all that stuff...
乔治·华盛顿没砍樱桃树一样 about George Washington not really cutting down the cherry tree.
啧 瞎扯 Ugh. What a crock.
可那是真的! But it's true!
- 你怎么知道? - 我就是知道! - How do you know? - I just know!
- 你在书上看到的? - 不是! - Did you read it in a book? - No!
- 电影里看来的? - 也不是! - See it in a movie? - No!
你那个聪明绝顶的爹告诉你的? Did your brilliant dad tell you?
才不是! No!
那么 你怎么知道的 舍曼? So, how do you know, Sherman?
你 怎 么 知 道? How do you know?
他告诉我的 He told me.
谁? Who told you?
乔治·华盛顿 George Washington.
乔治·华盛顿? George Washington?
嗯 Yeah.
呵呵! 骗人 Ugh! Liar.
但是别跟她说时光机的事儿 But don't tell her about the WABAC.
他把它叫做"时光机" He calls it the "WABAC."
唔 你都坐着它去过哪儿? So, where have you gone in it?
不是去过"哪儿" 佩妮 是去过"什么时候" Not "where," Penny, "when."
好吧好吧 聪明人 什么时候? Okay, smart guy, when?
唔 1965年 1976年 1620年... Oh, 1965, 1776, 1620...
1492年 1215年 还有公元4年 1492, 1215, 4.
- 我能重回一个小时前么? - 为啥? - Can it go back to an hour ago? - Why?
这样我就可以回到家里 假装生病... Because I could take it home, pretend to be sick...
那就不用来参加这种无聊的晚餐会了 and not come to this lame dinner party.
哈哈 皮博迪先生说你不能用时光机... Ha-ha. Mr. Peabody says you should never use the WABAC...
去任何一个你出现过的时间 to travel to a time when you existed.
为什么? How come?
那样同一个时间里就会有两个你 There would be two of you.
哦 对啊 Oh, yeah.
我想那有点儿太惊世骇俗 I guess the world's not ready for that.
哇哦 Wow.
唔 好啦 你已经看到它啦 咱们快点儿回去吧 Um, well, now that we've seen it, maybe we should go back.
你开什么玩笑? 咱们下来先去哪儿? Are you kidding? Where should we go first?
皮博迪先生说我现在年纪太小 不能一个人驾驶时光机 Mr. Peabody says I'm not allowed to drive it till I'm older.
你是不是什么都听皮博迪先生的? Do you do everything Mr. Peabody says?
对啊 Yeah.
你知道那样你会怎么样么 舍曼? You know what that makes you, Sherman.
成为一个听话的儿子? An obedient son?
不 Nope.
成为一只狗 A dog.
哇! 好技术 Ooh! Nice control.
- 你看他玩的多溜! - 保迪 接着! - Look at him go! - Take it, Patty!
- 小心啦 保罗! - 哇哦! - Heads up, Paul! - Whoa!
给! Here you go. Zing!
哇哦 超赞 Oh, yeah.
哦! 嘿 你看看 Oh! Hey, look at that.
简直太棒了! This is fun!
这款自制饮品我喜欢把它叫做... This is a little homespun concoction I like to call...
"沙滩上的爱因斯坦" "Einstein on the Beach."
干杯 Yummy.
为了孩子们 To the kids.
为了孩子们! To the kids!
皮博迪先生 Mr. Peabody.
舍曼? Sherman?
我能和你说句话吗? Can I talk to you a second?
当然 Of course.
失陪一下 Excuse me.
我和佩妮的父母相处的很愉快 I've really hit it off with Penny's parents.
我觉得我们今晚简直是"完胜" I think we can file this night under "Unqualified Success."
唔 我才不会这么快就下结论 Uh, I would hold off filing it just yet.
什么意思? 佩妮呢? What do you mean? Where's Penny?
唔... 古埃及 Uh... Ancient Egypt.
你用了时光机? You used the WABAC?
怎么啦 老朋友? 我们酒快喝光了哦 What's happening, big guy? We're running low.
我马上就回来啦 保罗 I'll be right there, Paul.
你怎么能这么做 How could you do such a thing?
她说我是骗子... She called me a liar...
因为我说乔治·华盛顿 for saying George Washington
从来没砍过樱桃树 never cut down a cherry tree.
所以 你就带她去见华盛顿了? So, you took her to see George Washington?
嗯 她简直入了迷 Yeah. She was into it.
嘿 皮博迪 Hey, Pea-buddy.
嘿... Hey...
佩妮呢? Where's Penny?
- 在玩捉迷藏 - 在洗手间 - Playing hide-and-seek. - Pooping.
- 在洗手间 - 在玩捉迷藏 - Pooping. - Playing hide and seek.
- 所以 到底是哪个? - 额... - Well, which is it? - Uh...
到底怎么回事儿? Hey, what's going on here?
是啊 究竟怎么啦? Yeah. What's going on here?
你们对佩妮做了什么? 佩妮? What have you done with Penny? Penny?
佩妮? 佩妮! Penny? Penny!
上帝啊! 我女儿呢? Oh, my gosh! Where's our daughter?
很难说啊 保罗 It's hard to say, Paul.
她可能在这儿 这儿 那儿 或者那儿... She could be here, or here, or here, or here...
或者 这儿 or here.
好歹能拖一会儿 That will hold them.
我从一个巴厘岛乌布 I learned that trick from a swami
的大师那儿学来的把戏 at a part in Hoube Bali.
走! Let's go!
古埃及 法老的土地 Ancient Egypt. Land of the Pharaohs.
人类繁荣进步的历史中的一座里程碑 A beacon of progress on the horizon of humanity...
但也是一段残酷野蛮的文明 but a cruel and barbarous civilization just the same.
我只希望佩妮不要受到折磨 I just hope Penny isn't suffering too badly.
我捡到了 I got it.
你们在这儿干嘛? What are you doing here?
我们来接你回家 We have come to take you home.
呵呵! "背叛者"用埃及话该怎么说? Ugh! What's the Egyptian word for "tattletale"?
不要在意这些细节 穿上你的衣服 我们得回家了 But that's beside the point. Get your clothes on, we're going home.
谁死了让你以为你是法老? Who died and made you Pharaoh?
现在 我要修指甲 Now, bring on the mani-pedi.
看到了吧 皮博迪先生? 她油盐不进! See, Mr. Peabody? Impossible!
确实 但是注意观察 看看会发生什么... Indeed, but watch what happens...
当一个静止的物体遇到了不可抗力 when an immovable object meets an irresistible force.
佩妮... Penny...
过来 现在就过来 佩妮 过来! come here, right now. Penny, come!
我不再是佩妮了 I'm not Penny anymore.
我现在是哈特谢普苏特公主 珍贵的尼罗之花 Now, I'm Princess Hatsheput, precious flower of the Nile.
"珍贵的" 有可能 但是考虑一下 "Precious," perhaps, but if you think
"如果我们把你留在这儿... "we're going to leave you here...
你只会变成死掉的尼罗之花" you are most definitely in "de-Nile."
没听懂 I don't get it.
现在 跟我走 Now, come along.
放开她! Unhand her!
我亲爱的沙漠之花 出什么事儿啦? What's the matter, my sweet little desert blossom?
这些野蛮人欺负你啦? Are these barbarians bothering you?
事实上 他们就是在欺负我 As a matter of fact, they are.
野蛮人 鞠躬 Bow, barbarians.
如您所愿 吾王陛下 As you wish, Your Highness.
那是谁啊 皮博迪先生? Who's that, Mr. Peabody?
舍曼 那是阿蒙的化身... That, Sherman, is the living image of Amun...
阿肯那顿的儿子 十八世纪新王国的国王 son of Akhenaten, lord of the 18th Dynasty of the New Kingdom...
图坦卡蒙国王 King Tutankhamun.
人们叫他"图坦王" Otherwise known as "King Tut."
我男朋友 My boyfriend.
- 图坦王是你的男朋友? - 嗯 - King Tut is your boyfriend? - Mmm-hmm.
需不需要我把他们剥皮 涂上蜂蜜... Would you like me to have them skinned, covered with honey...
然后扔进火蚁坑里? and laid in a pit of fire ants?
你愿意为了我这么做? You would do that for me?
当然 我愿意为你做一切 我亲爱的沙漠之花 作为我们的新婚礼物 Anything, my desert flower. Consider it a wedding gift.
什么? 你不能嫁给这家伙! What? You can't marry this guy!
为什么? Why not?
唔 比如 他名字听起来像"臀部" Well, for one, his name rhymes with "butt."
我不在乎 我即将拥有一场盛大奢华的埃及婚礼 I don't care. I'm going to have a big, fat, Egyptian wedding.
偷偷告诉你 图坦王死的蛮早 Spoiler alert, King Tut dies young.
你认真考虑过吗? Are you sure you've thought this through?
当然 我盘算过了 他死了一切都是我的 Oh, trust me, I've thought it through. I'm getting everything.
皇家天文学家下令... The royal astronomers have decreed...
婚礼将在明日黎明举行 the wedding must take place tomorrow at dawn.
他是谁? Who is he?
- 他是阿伊 - 阿姨? - He is Ay. - He is you?
我是阿伊 大维齐尔(伊斯兰教国家高官) I am Ay. The Grand Vizier.
- 他叫这名儿 - 哦 - Yeah, that's his name. - Oh.
尊敬的大维齐尔先生 您能否告诉我们这位珍贵的公主... Oh, Grand Vizier, would you mind telling the precious princess, here...
嫁给年轻的法老意味着什么 precisely what it means to marry the young Pharaoh.
乐意之至 Gladly.
那意味着我们有一天 将通过神圣的开膛 It means she will be bound to him in eternity...
和木乃伊化仪式 through the sacred ceremonies
使你永生永世属于法老 of disembowelment and mummification...
就像圣书上写的那样 as described in the holy texts.
额 等一下 Um, hold up a second.
谁能给我详细解释一下这是几个意思? Can you walk me through that, somebody?
佩妮 他的意思是 我死了他们也会杀了你 What he means, Penny, is that when I die they'll kill you, too.
他们会把你的器官扯出来 然后塞进坛子里... And then they'll rip out your organs, stuff them in canopicjars...
再把剩下的做成木乃伊 and then mummify whatever is left.
啊 现在我就懂了 Okay, I'm seeing this now.
谢谢你 我和他们一起走 Thank you. I'm going to go with them.
你无路可退了 There's no turning back now.
去王宫! To the palace!
准备婚礼! Let the wedding preparations begin!
皮博迪先生! 舍曼! Mr. Peabody! Sherman!
救救我! Do something!
佩妮别担心! Don't worry, Penny!
我们会救你的! We'll save you!
嘿 等等! 你们不能... Hey, wait! You can't just...
把我们丢在这儿 leave us here.
皮博迪先生? Mr. Peabody?
嗯 舍曼? Yes, Sherman?
我能拉着你的手吗? Can I hold your hand?
当然 Of course you can.
天哪 你的手真凉 皮博迪先生 Wow, your hand is cold, Mr. Peabody.
- 舍曼? - 嗯? - Sherman? - Yeah?
那不是我的手 That's not my hand.
他打不回来了 That's disarming.
现在 让我们找路出去吧 Now, to find a way out of here.
啧 恶心! Yuck!
看看四周 舍曼 Look around, Sherman.
这些坟墓是按照象形文字排列的... These tombs are lined with hieroglyphics...
以指引法老的灵魂 designed to assist the pharaohs' souls
找到通往来世的路 in their journey to the after life.
他们也同样会对我们有所助益 And they may assist us as well.
哦 这描述了阿努比斯神 Oh, this depicts the god Anubis
驾着太阳神拉的船去冥界 sailing the boat of Ra to the underworld.
看来拉的船就是我们逃出去的关键 It appears the boats of Ra are the key to our escape.
我们必须及时找到他们 阻止婚礼 We must find them in time to stop the wedding.
如果你问我 让她嫁了得了 Well, if you ask me, we should let her marry that guy.
他们彼此挺合适 They deserve each other.
你说什么 舍曼? What's that, Sherman?
图坦王? 得了吧 Tut? Give me a break.
秃头 穿裙子 还化妆 Bald, wears a skirt, and make up.
舍曼 如果我不知道前因后果 我一定会以为你在吃醋 If I didn't know any better, Sherman, I would say you were jealous.
吃醋? 为什么? Jealous? Of what?
因为图坦王喜欢佩妮 Tut's affection for Penny, of course.
你以为我喜欢佩妮? You think I like Penny?
不是吗 Mmm-hmm.
得了吧 我不要! Give me a break!
我才不想拉着她的手 或者跟她去公园... It's not like I want to hold her hand, or go to the park...
或者在她梳头的时候看着她 or watch her while she's brushing her hair.
或者什么的 Or anything.
唔 Hmm.
啊哈! A-ha!
快点 舍曼 Quickly, Sherman.
- 啊哦! - 舍曼 小心 - Ah, ah, ah! - Careful, Sherman.
这是个陷阱 It's a booby trap.
有什么好笑的? What's so funny?
你说"馅饼" You said "booby."
只要有一步踏错 我们就死定了 One wrong step and we're done for.
"拉的太阳船... "The boat...
直线航行... of Ra sails straight...
通向日光 to day.
"如果乘错船... "Take the wrong boat...
就死定了" man will pay."
好啦 舍曼 现在到你啦 All right, Sherman, now it's your turn.
像我一样的过迷宫 Do the puzzle exactly as I did.
嗯? Huh?
仔细想想 一次一步 Think it through, one step at a time.
拉的太阳船直线航行... The boat of Ra sails straight...
就玩儿 play.
唔 我是说 "死定了" Uh, I mean, "pay."
我的上帝 Oh, my.
唔 Uh-Oh.
跑! Run!
拉的太阳船! The boats of Ra!
一条船会送我们出去 而另一条... One boat is the way out, the other will send us...
会把我们带入无尽的黑暗和死亡 plunging into darkness and certain death.
什么? What?
舍曼 快上船 Sherman, get in the boat.
一旦我把这些砖块移到一起 船会开的飞快 As soon as I move these blocks together, it's going to move very fast.
上哪艘船 皮博迪先生? Which boat, Mr. Peabody?
你说啥? What?
上哪艘船才不会死? Which boat is the "not-certain-death-plunge" boat?
那艘! That one!
我们成功了 舍曼! We did it, Sherman!
舍曼? Sherman?
皮博迪先生! Mr. Peabody!
你在那儿干什么? What are you doing over there?
我以为你指的是这个! I thought you pointed to this one!
啊! Ahhh!
舍曼? 舍曼? Sherman? Sherman?
你还好么? Are you all right?
我很好 I'm good.
伟大的太阳神 拉... The sun god, Ra...
宣布我们开始这祭祀的仪式 commands us to begin the sacred ceremony!
把血誓用的圣刀呈上台前 Bring forth the blade for the blood oath.
当圣刀在这个神圣的仪式上遇到新鲜的肉体 Where blade meets flesh in this sacred rite...
我们无比诚挚的为太阳神 we pay tribute...
拉神 献上我们的供奉! to the sun god, Ra!
等等! Wait!
阿努比斯! Anubis!
死亡之神! The god of death!
婚礼不能继续 The wedding must not continue.
为什么 阿努比斯 为什么? Why, Anubis, why?
灾难 灾难! Plagues. Plagues!
如果这场婚礼继续 If this marriage pact is sealed...
我会在这片土地降下无尽的灾难 I will shower down upon the land uncountable plagues.
卧槽 怎么又是灾难! Oy, again with the plagues!
我为什么要搬到埃及来? Why did I ever move to Egypt?
但是 阿努比斯大人 太阳神拉已经降旨说... But, Anubis, the sun god, Ra, has decreed...
这女孩就将成为年轻的国王的妻子 that this girl is to be the boy-king's wife.
这真有意思 That's so funny.
几天前我和太阳神拉谈过... I was talking to the sun god, Ra, just the other day...
他说他改主意了 and he told me he changed his mind.
真的吗? Really?
在冥界 我们都叫他"摇摆不定的拉" Old "Flip-Flop Ra," we call him here in the underworld.
但是现在太迟了 我们已经付了聚餐费 But it's too late. We've already paid for the catering.
真可惜! 这钱估计你是要不回来了 Too bad! You're going to lose your deposit.
再弄点儿烟 舍曼 这种犬科伎俩还挺好用的 More smoke, Sherman. This canine subterfuge is working.
把那个女孩... Deliver the girl...
送到城门 把她留在那儿... to the gates of the city, and leave her there...
神会从那里把她带走 where the gods will retrieve her forthwith.
只有这样才能阻止大灾难发生在这片土地上 Only in this manner may the plagues upon this land be avoided.
必须让这女孩走! The girl must go!
啊! Ow!
引导亡灵之神的阿努比斯显灵了! Anubis has spoken!
把这个女孩带到城门 Take this girl to the gates!
啊 Ow.
阿努比斯 你好像不舒服 Anubis, you sound unwell.
嗯 我之前确实有点不舒服... Well, I have been feeling a little under the weather...
但我现在觉得好多了 but I'm feeling much better now.
谢谢 Thank you.
哎呀! 啊? Phew! Huh?
佩妮 舍曼 快跑 Penny, Sherman, quickly.
快点 佩妮 Come on, Penny.
舍曼! Sherman!
啊! Ah!
落跑新娘! Runaway bride!
拦住他们 你们这群笨蛋! Stop them, you fools!
啊! Ah!
佩妮 舍曼 快上来 Penny, Sherman, climb aboard.
哇唔! Whoa-how!
他们要逃跑了! They're getting away!
啊! Ah!
喔! Whoa!
我要了 I got it.
喔喔! 我们成功了 Whoo-hoo! We made it.
- 我们接下来去哪里 皮博迪先生? - 回家 - Where do we go next, Mr. Peabody? - Home.
我们得在佩妮父母发现她失踪前... We've got to get back to the dinner party...
回去吃晚饭 before Penny's parents realize she's missing.
我们不必提起整个... We don't have to mention the whole...
呃 图坦王婚礼的事 对吧? uh, King Tut wedding thing, right?
当然不用 Certainly not.
不管怎样 我只知道 Anyway, as far as I'm concerned,
古埃及的人结婚太早了 they get married too young in Ancient Egypt.
或许 我只是某个古老的"吉萨金字塔" Or, perhaps, I'm just some old "Giza."
哈? Huh?
警告 Warning.
时光机电量不足 WABAC power supply insufficient.
请充电 警告 Charge now. Warning.
怎么回事 皮博迪先生? Uh, what's the matter, Mr. Peabody?
在太空中一直旅行耗尽了电量 All this zipping about the cosmos has drained our power supply.
我们被迫要停下了 We're going to have to make an unscheduled stop.
幸运的是... As luck would have it...
我们有足够的电量可以去文艺复兴时期 we have just enough power to make it to the Renaissance.
佛罗伦萨 意大利 1508 A.D.
佛罗伦萨 意大利 公元1508
我脑子乱的嗡嗡响! I can't even tell my left brain from my right anymore!
我要跟你说多少遍才行 蒙娜·丽莎? How many times I got to tell you, Mona Lisa?
蒙娜·丽莎 Mona Lisa?
如果你不笑... I can't paint the picture...
这画我就完不成! until you smile!
李奥纳多 你说说哪一件事能让我笑出来 Leonardo, tell me one thing I have to smile about.
阳光 意面 The sunshine, the pasta.
意大利之所以使人们趋之若鹜 有如此多美好的地方! All the things that make Italy such a popular tourist destination!
但是我一点都看不到 李奥纳多! But I have not seen any of them, Leonardo!
因为我整天坐这里都长痔疮了! Because I'm sitting here all day on my abbondanza!
我觉得那个词的意思不是"椅子" I don't think that means "chair" in Italian.
啊 皮博迪 我的老朋友 Ah, Peabody, my old friend.
你来太好了! What a welcome interruption!
信不信 这女人快把我搞疯了 Believe you me, this woman is making me nuts.
最近如何? So, how you been?
见到你真好 你有事吗? Good to see you. What do you want?
我们迫切想回家 We're in a desperate hurry to get home,
但是时光机需要充电... but the WABAC needs a jump start...
然后我们想 有谁比 and we thought, who better than
李奥纳多·达·芬奇更能帮到我们呢? Leonardo da Vinci to help us on our way?
皮博迪 我很乐意帮你 Peabody, I would love to help you,
但是你来得真不是时候 but you come at a very bad time.
我不知道拿这个疯女人怎么办? I don't know what I'm going to do with this crazy woman.
你明白吗? You see what I mean?
怎么回事? What seems to be the problem?
"怎么回事?" "What is the problem?"
我画到一半了 她就是不肯笑 I am halfway done with the painting, she won't even smile.
好 我笑 Fine. I smile.
不! 那是假笑! No! That's a fake smile!
谁都知道! Everybody knows that!
你就不能真笑吗? Why don't you make it a real smile?
那你为什么不能说点有趣的? Why don't you say something funny?
我画画 I paint the paintings.
我制造机器 I make the machines.
可我不会讲笑话! I don't tell the jokes!
也许我能帮上忙 看... Perhaps, I can be of assistance. You see...
科学跟幽默是有联系的 humor is not immune to the laws of science.
用数学 我们可以进行推算 Using algorithms, we can extrapolate
什么是人们普遍认为的"有趣"... what is universally considered "funny"...
因此可以产生一个公式 thus producing a formula that is
科学地促使人们发笑 scientifically certain to cause laughter.
比如说 摔倒出丑了 Case in point, the pratfall.
有人觉得好笑吗? Is everyone amused?
嗯 Hmm.
资料里写得那么清楚 噢 The data was so clear. Ooh!
别担心 皮博迪先生 Don't worry, Mr. Peabody.
- 我来! - 舍曼... 啊! - I got it! - Sherman... Ahh!
噢! Oh!
保持笑容! Hold that smile!
就那样保持着! 别动! 别动! Hold it right there! No move! No move!
嗯 李奥 如果我计算没错的话... Well, Leo, if my calculations are correct...
这个机器应该可以产生足够的离心力... this machine of ours should generate enough centrifugal force...
送我们回家 to send us home.
最后一块在我这 我得把它敲进去 I got one last piece I gotta pound in place.
舍曼 你帮达·芬奇先生拿锤子去 Sherman, why don't you fetch the hammer for Mr. Da Vinci?
好的 皮博迪先生 Okay, Mr. Peabody.
皮博迪先生! Mr. Peabody!
做得好 舍曼 Well done, Sherman.
但是 皮博迪先生! But, Mr. Peabody!
你帮大忙了 Very helpful.
舍曼! Sherman!
嗯 皮博迪先生? Yes, Mr. Peabody?
去拿锤子 The hammer.
达·芬奇 Da Vinci.
噢 好的 皮博迪先生 Oh. Okay, Mr. Peabody.
噢! Oh!
给你 达芬奇先生 啊! Here you go, Mr. Da Vinci. Ahh!
要帮忙吗? Do you need any help?
不 不 不用帮忙了 No, no. That's quite all right.
谢谢你 Thank you.
喂! 舍曼 Psst! Sherman.
哈? 我们走 去探险 Huh? Let's go. Let's go explore.
呃 可是我本该跟 Uh, well, I'm supposed to be having
皮博迪先生度过亲子时光的 father-son time with Mr. Peabody.
你不愿意跟我一起玩吗? Wouldn't you rather have fun with me?
呃... Uh...
好吧 Okay.
舍曼... Sherman...
你要去哪里? where are you going?
去探险 Exploring.
但是我们需要你帮忙 But we need your help.
不 不用 我们自己能搞定 No, we don't! I mean, we can manage.
可以的 Somehow.
他还是个孩子 皮博迪 He's a boy, Peabody.
让他去玩吧 让他去吧 Let him have his fun. Let him go.
谢谢你 皮博迪先生! Thanks, Mr. Peabody!
他在长大 皮博迪 He's growing up, Peabody.
就像小鸟要离巢一样 Like a baby bird leaving the nest.
是不是很棒? Isn't it wonderful?
像博物馆 It's like a museum.
像玩具店 It's like a toy store.
哇 Wow.
看看这个 Check this out.
这是世界上最大的飞机模型了 It's the world's biggest model airplane.
那不是模型 佩妮 是原型 It's not a model, Penny. It's a prototype.
也许我们不应该碰它 And we should probably just leave that alone.
好吧 Okay.
但是如果我们能驾驶它不是很酷吗? But wouldn't it be cool if we could fly it?
我觉得皮博迪先生会不高兴的 I don't think Mr. Peabody would like that.
但皮博迪先生不在这里 Well, Mr. Peabody isn't here.
告诉我怎么驾驶它 Just tell me how it works.
拜托? Please?
让我学学 For learning.
好吧 Oh. Okay.
推力来自于这里弓形的小玩意 The thrust comes from this kind of crossbow doohickey here.
然后从轨道冲下去 翅膀迎着风就飞起来了 Then it shoots along the track until the wind catches the wings.
- 但它怎么飞起来呢? - 啥? - But how does it go? - Huh?
怎么起飞呢? How do you take off?
你拉下那个把手 Oh, you just pull down that lever.
这个吗? This one?
天啊 Oh, boy.
啊! Ah!
哇! 喔 喔! Wow! Whoo-hoo!
真是疯了! This is crazy!
不是 舍曼 是有趣! No, it's not Sherman. It's fun!
我们会摔死的! We're gonna die!
别这么扫兴 尽情享受吧! Oh, stop being such a party pooper and enjoy it!
啊... Ah...
没有什么比将理论完美地 Nothing is as beautiful as an elegant equation...
应用于实践更美的了 translated into perfect engineering.
为什么孩子不能简单点? Why can't children be so simple?
因为孩子不是机器 皮博迪 Because children are not machines, Peabody.
相信我 我还造了一个 Believe me, I tried to build one.
太可怕了 Oh! It was creepy.
给 舍曼! 你来驾驶! Here, Sherman! You fly it!
但是我不想! But I don't want to fly!
当然要 很有趣的! Sure you do. It'll be fun!
不 真的 佩妮 我不想开 No, seriously, Penny, I don't want to!
我要松手了 一... I'm letting go. One...
别松手! Don't let go!
二... Two...
- 不要! - 三! - No! - Three!
佩妮 你来驾驶飞机! Penny, fly the plane!
不 舍曼! No, Sherman!
你要救我们两个啊! You're going to have to save us!
但是我不会啊! But I can't do it!
我认真的 佩妮 我不知道怎么驾驶! I'm serious, Penny. I don't know how to fly!
你可以的! 我知道你可以! You can do it! I know you can!
来吧 舍曼 Come on, Sherman.
你来驾驶! Fly!
啊! Ah!
哎! Phew!
看吧? 你能驾驶的 舍曼 See? You got this, Sherman.
你说得对 我可以 You're right. I have got this.
喔呼呼! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
又是达·芬奇 Da Vinci's at it again!
你见过他造的那孩子吗? You ever see that child he made?
太可怕了 So creepy.
爸爸 妈妈 Papa. Mama.
都搞定了 李奥纳多 All done up here, Leonardo.
我这里也都搞定了 And I am all done down here.
很漂亮 是吧? It is beautiful, isn't it?
每一个部件都充分发挥了作用 Every piece in its place doing precisely what it's supposed to do.
看 皮博迪! Look, Peabody!
是我的飞... It's my flying mach...
我的飞机? My flying machine?
舍曼 Sherman.
舍曼? Sherman?
舍曼 你在上面干嘛? Sherman, what are you doing up there?
我在飞! I'm flying!
但是 舍曼 你不会驾驶飞机! But, Sherman, you don't know how to fly!
我不会? I don't?
不! No!
拐弯! Turn!
拐弯 舍曼! Turn, Sherman!
倾斜! Lean!
哦 不! Oh, no!
舍曼? Sherman?
舍曼! 你没事吧? Sherman! Are you okay?
真是太棒了啊! That was pretty fantastic!
哦! 真不敢相信! Oh! I can't believe it!
我的飞机! 可以飞! My flying machine! It's work!
舍曼! 你是第一飞人! Sherman! You are the first flying man!
你一定非常自豪 皮博迪 Oh, you should be very proud, Peabody.
非常非常自豪! Very. Very proud!
"自豪"感可不是这样来的 "Proud" doesn't begin to describe it.
李奥纳多 你帮我启动装置好吗? Leonardo, will you please fire up the mechanism?
爸爸 妈妈 Papa. Mama.
梦娜! Mona!
爸爸 妈妈 Papa. Mama.
那孩子! The kid!
抱歉我弄坏了飞机 皮博迪先生 I'm sorry I broke the plane, Mr. Peabody.
你真是应该觉得抱歉 你可能会摔死的 Well, you should be. You could have been killed.
你怎么这么说? What are you talking about?
舍曼驾驶飞机来 他很棒! Sherman flew a plane. He was amazing!
舍曼弄坏了一个无价的历史工艺品 Sherman destroyed a priceless historical artifact.
不管怎样 你都应该高兴 Whatever. You should be happy.
看来舍曼并不完全是个笨蛋 It turns out Sherman is not a complete and total loser, after all.
是啊 皮博迪先生 Yeah, Mr. Peabody.
看来我并不完全是个笨蛋 It turns out I'm not a complete and total loser, after all.
彼特森小姐... Ms. Peterson...
不要把我儿子带成一个小阿飞 stop turning my son into a hooligan.
他是小阿飞又不是我的错 It's not my fault he's a hooligan.
就是 我是小阿飞又不是她的错 Yeah, it's not her fault I'm a hooligan.
可那肯定不是我的错啊! Well, it's certainly not my fault!
七年以来 我一直 I've spent the last seven years
教育舍曼要有辨别力 teaching Sherman good judgment.
如果你真是那么好的父亲... If you're such a great parent...
为什么古瑞尼安女士要把舍曼从你身边带走 why is Ms. Grunion trying to take Sherman away from you?
是真的吗? Is that true?
有人要把我从你身边带走? Is someone gonna take me away from you?
不 舍曼 我不会让那种事发生的 No, Sherman, I'll never let that happen.
你得相信我 You just need to trust me.
天啊 是黑洞! Oh, dear, a black hole!
怎么回事啊? What's happening?
如果我们陷进黑洞... If I can't pull us out of here...
我们会在黑洞被撕个粉碎的 we're going to be smashed to smithereens on the event horizon.
没有足够的电力来抵抗万有引力! There's not enough power to resist the gravitational pull!
我得尽全力扭转推进器 I've got to divert everything to the reverse thrusters.
你为什么没告诉我? Why didn't you tell me?
告诉你什么? Tell you what?
为什么没告诉我古瑞尼安女士 Why didn't you tell me Ms. Grunion
要把我从你身边带走 was trying to take me away from you?
不应该让你担心这些事 It's not your job to worry about these things.
你只是觉得我会受不了 You just didn't think I could handle it.
我们稍后再谈这个 现在先坐下 We'll discuss it later. Now, sit down.
我不想稍后再谈! I don't want to discuss it later!
舍曼 坐下! Sherman, sit!
你不能那样和我说话 You can't talk to me like that.
我又不是狗 I'm not a dog.
你说什么? What did you say?
我说 我不是狗! I said, I'm not a dog!
没错 舍曼 你不是狗 You're right, Sherman, you're not.
你只是一个非常坏的男孩! You're just a very bad boy!
倒数十秒... T-minus 10...
九 八... Nine, eight...
七... Seven...
六... Six...
五... Five...
四 三... Four, three...
二... Two...
一 One.
舍曼? Sherman?
佩妮? Penny?
舍曼 你还好吗? Sherman, are you okay?
舍曼? Sherman?
他走了 He's gone.
话说 我们现在在哪? Where are we, anyway?
哦 不 Oh, no. 特洛伊城 公元前1184年
我们濒临历史上最残暴的冲突... We're on the brink of one of history's most ferocious conflicts...
特洛伊战争 公元前1184年
送木马了 Delivery.
希腊的英雄们 大家感觉怎样? How are we doing, heroes of Greece?
感觉良好吗? Feeling good?
感觉强壮吗? Feeling strong?
好 让我们来热身吧! Okay, let's get warmed up!
我们不仅仅想拔剑 We don't want to pull something out there.
大家铭记阿喀琉斯身上发生的事 Remember what happened to Achilles.
他的脚跟受伤了 That whole thing with his heel.
看上去不错 狄俄墨得斯 Looking good, Diomedes.
梅涅劳斯 我的哥们! Menelaus, my man!
我的兄弟 My man.
舍曼涅斯 你准备好上战场了吗? Are you ready to get on the field, Shermanus?
准备好了 阿伽门农先生 Sure thing, Mr. Agamemnon.
真可爱 That's cute.
嘘 Shh.
奥德修斯 有什么消息吗? Odysseus, what news do you bring?
有人把这个留下了 Someone left this for us.
一件礼物 不错 A present. Nice.
看起来就像我们的马 It looks just like our horse.
我要把它拿进去吗? Should I bring it inside?
不收就太无礼了 It would be rude not to.
我可没想到! I did not see that coming!
啊! 天啊 这是什么味道? Ugh! Jeez Louise, what is that smell?
噢! Oh!
哦 那可是胜利的味道 Ooh. That is the smell of victory.
没错! 胜利! Yeah! Victory!
雅典人 斯巴达人和底比斯人 你们好 Greetings, men of Athens, Sparta and Thebes.
在下是皮博迪 Peabody, here.
我来找舍曼 I've come for Sherman.
- 你认识他吗? - 我想我以前认识... - Do you know this guy? - I thought I did...
但现在不确定 but now I'm not so sure.
那他肯定是间谍 杀了他! Then he must be a spy. Kill him!
不! 不要! No! No!
他是我爸爸 He's my dad.
你爸爸? 哈? Your dad? Huh?
他们是领养关系 It's an adoptive relationship.
喔! Aw!
阿伽门农 感谢你照顾我儿子... Thank you for taking such good care of my son, Agamemnon...
但是他该回家了 but it's time for him to come home.
对不起 皮博迪先生 我加入了希腊军队 Sorry, Mr. Peabody, I've joined the Greek army.
舍曼涅斯现在是我们的一员 Shermanus is one of us now.
- 他是兄弟 - 我是他兄弟 - He's a brother. - I'm his brother.
他是我儿子 He's my son.
- 他宣誓了 - 我宣誓过了 - He took an oath. - I took an oath.
他才七岁! He's seven!
七岁半! And a half!
所有儿子都必须向父亲证明自己 All sons must prove themselves to their fathers.
今天... Today...
舍曼涅斯会在战场上证明自己 Shermanus will prove himself on the field of battle.
但他只是个孩子 But he's only a child.
舍曼涅斯 也许你爸认为你还准备好成为一个男人... Your dad may not think you're ready to become a man, Shermanus...
但是我们相信你 but we do.
没错! Yeah!
没错 皮博迪先生 Yeah, Mr. Peabody.
现在 我要向你展示我的能力 Now, I'll show you what I can handle.
顺便说下 很多英雄都和父亲有过节 FYI, a lot of heroes have father issues.
我父亲就是牛头怪 My old man is a minotaur.
一半人 一半牛 老是教训我 Half man, half bull, all judgment.
这是埃阿斯 世界上最强壮的人... Ajax, here, strongest guy in the world...
但他父亲从不愿意接受他的真正梦想是唱歌 but his father never accepted that his real dream was to sing.
我想进希腊合唱团 I wanted to be in the Greek chorus.
没错 更别提俄狄浦斯 Uh, yeah, and don't even get me started about Oedipus.
也就是不愿意在假期 Let's just say that you do not want
住在父亲家里 to be at his house over the holidays.
这很尴尬 It's awkward.
舍曼 我担心你没想清楚 Sherman, I'm concerned you haven't thought this through.
这是战争 你知道会发生什么吗? This is war. Do you realize what's about to happen?
我来告诉你将会发生什么 I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
我们要毁坏他们的房子! We're gonna destroy their houses!
拆他们的庙宇! Pull down their temples!
让城市里街道都遍布特洛伊血... And make the streets of the city run red...
满城通红! with Trojan blood!
没错! Yeah!
鲜血! 鲜血! 鲜血! Blood! Blood! Blood!
宙斯 倒数三! 一! Zeus on three! One!
舍曼 我绝对不允许你加入特洛伊战争 Sherman, I absolutely forbid you to fight in the Trojan War.
这不公平! 我的朋友都在打特洛伊之战 It's not fair! All my friends are fighting in the Trojan War.
二! 舍曼 这很危险 Two! Sherman, it's dangerous.
我戴着头盔 I'm wearing a helmet.
三! 你不许去! Three! You're not going!
哦 我要去 Oh, yes, l am.
宙斯! Zeus!
宙斯! 宙斯! Zeus! Zeus!
看剑 特洛伊狗们! Eat my bronze, you Trojan dogs!
看剑 特洛伊狗! Eat my bronze, you Trojan dog!
啊! Ahh!
那也够悬了 Well, that's cutting it close.
舍曼 这就是我让你听话的原因 This is why I ask you to obey me, Sherman.
因为我是你父亲 我的职责就是保证你的安全 Because I'm your father, and it's my job to keep you safe.
但你确定古瑞尼安女士不会把我带走吗? But are you sure Ms. Grunion won't take me away?
只要有我在 Not as long as I'm around.
皮博迪先生! Mr. Peabody!
救救我! Help me!
佩妮! Penny!
闻闻胜利的味道! Smell my victory!
闻闻吧! Smell it!
嘿! 那是我的座驾! Hey! That's my ride!
皮博迪先生... Mr. Peabody...
快点! hurry!
我拿走了 I'll take that.
坠崖死亡
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你成功了 舍曼! You did it, Sherman!
皮博迪先生帮了我 Mr. Peabody helped.
现在 我们回时光机上 回家 Now, let's get to the WABAC, go home,
解除佩妮父母的催眠状态... un-hypnotize Penny's parents...
结束晚餐聚会 享受我的火焰冰淇淋... finish that dinner party, eat my Baked Alaska...
讨好古瑞尼安小姐... charm the pants off Ms. Grunion...
确保这些都不再发生 and make sure none of this ever happens in the first place.
听起来不错 Sounds good.
我赞成 I'm in.
啊! Ah!
舍曼! Sherman!
佩妮! 舍曼 不! Penny! Sherman, no!
哇! Whoa!
皮博迪先生... Mr. Peabody...
皮博迪先生? Mr. Peabody?
皮博迪先生! Mr. Peabody!
爸爸! Dad!
哦 皮博迪先生! 我该怎么办? 我该怎么办? Oh, Mr. Peabody! What should I do? What should I do?
舍曼 你无能为力 There's nothing you can do, Sherman.
我只想回家 I just want to go home.
回家 Home.
没错 That's it.
我有办法了 I got an idea.
快来! Come on!
我们要去哪? Where are we gonna go?
我们回家 We're going home.
只有一个人能帮我们... There's only one person who can help us...
就是皮博迪先生 and that's Mr. Peabody.
你在说什么? 这怎么可能? What are you talking about? How is that even possible?
我们有一架时光机器啊 佩妮! We've got a time machine, Penny!
我把它设置一下 这样我们就可以在皮博迪先生 I can set it so that we'll get home
在家的时候回家 when Mr. Peabody is still there.
但不是不能回到 But I thought you're not supposed
你自己存在的时代吗 to go back to a time when you existed.
我们还有别的选择吗? What choice do we have?
程序错误 您正试图穿越至原本存在的年代 Error. You are attempting to travel to an era in which you exist.
这会改变时空的构造 This could alter the fabric of space-time.
人工越控
程序错误 程序错误 Error. Error.
抓紧! Hang on!
这太有趣了! This is fun!
这款自制饮品我喜欢把它叫做 This is a little homespun concoction I like to call...
"沙滩上的爱因斯坦" "Einstein on the Beach."
美味啊 Yummy.
为了孩子 To the kids.
为了孩子! To the kids!
皮博迪先生 Mr. Peabody.
舍曼? 佩妮? Sherman? Penny?
我们可以和你说会话吗? Can we talk to you a second?
当然 Of course.
抱歉 Excuse me.
我和你爸妈真合得来 I've really hit it off with your parents.
我觉得我们今晚简直是"完胜" I think we can file this night under "Unqualified Success."
唔 我才不会这么快就下结论 I'd hold off filing it just yet.
什么意思? What do you mean?
你们俩怎么穿得像古希腊人? Why are you two dressed like ancient Greeks?
- 你们用了时光机! - 是 - You used the WABAC! - I did.
我知道 这太可怕了! I know, it's terrible!
但是为什么? But why?
佩妮和我讨论乔治?华盛顿时有争议 Penny and I got into an argument about George Washington.
因此 我让他给我看时光机 So, I made him show me the WABAC.
我把她丢在了古埃及 And I lost her in ancient Egypt.
我和图坦王订婚了 And I got engaged to King Tut.
- 因此 - 我回来找你 然后我们油用光了 - So, I came back and got you. - Then we ran out of gas.
- 在佛罗伦萨 - 掉进了一个黑洞 - In Florence. - Went into a black hole.
之后你在古特洛伊死了 And then you died in ancient Troy.
死了? 我很难相信 Died? I have a hard time believing that.
这是真的! It's true!
但是你现在在这 一切都会没事 But now you're here, and everything's gonna be okay.
我告诉过你 绝对不能回到你存在的时代... I told you never to come back to a time when you existed...
因为会有两个你! because there would be two of you!
是 但是另一个我在古埃及 Yeah, but the other one of me is in ancient Egypt.
啊! Ahh!
你是谁? Who are you?
他是你 但是他来自于另一个时间轴 He's you, but from another timeline.
但我记得你说过不能回到你存在的时代 But I thought you said never to come back to a time when you existed.
- 没错! - 我知道 我知道 - Exactly! - I know. I know.
那我该怎么办? 皮博迪先生在古特洛伊死了 But what was I supposed to do? Mr. Peabody died in ancient Troy.
死了? Died?
我可不太相信 I have a hard time believing that.
谢谢 Thank you.
我们要做什么? What are we going to do?
首先 两个舍曼不能呆在这 Well, for starters, both Shermans can't stay here.
为什么? 我们可以睡双层床 Why? We could get bunk beds.
我也是这么想的 I was thinking the same thing.
这很奇怪 就像我们是双胞胎一样! That's so weird. It's like we're twins!
我也是这么想的! I was thinking that, too!
嗷! Ow!
看到没? 在同一个时光轴里不能有两个舍曼 You see? We can't have two Shermans in the same timeline.
这给时空连续体造成太多压力 It puts too much strain on the space-time continuum.
怎么办? 彼特森一家 What to do? The Petersons
绝对不能知道这些 can't know any of this.
嘿 皮伙计 Hey, Pea-buddy.
嘿 Hey.
发生了什么事? How's it going?
我和帕蒂现在食欲大增 Patty and I are working up an appetite.
嗯 你厨房里飘出来的味道好香! Mmm. The smells coming from your kitchen are yummy!
特别是火焰冰淇淋 Especially that Baked Alaska.
这里怎么了? So, what's going on here?
对啊 这套装是干嘛的? Yeah, what's with the getups?
托加袍聚会! Toga party!
托加袍聚会? Toga party?
没错 这是一个托加袍聚会! Yes, it is a toga party!
好吧 晚餐呢? Well, what about dinner?
我快饿扁了 I'm starving.
要不我们去餐厅... Why don't we head into the dining room...
痛快地享受你刚说的鹌鹑肉? and tuck into those quails you've been yakking about?
- 不行! - 为什么? - No! - Why not?
因为这里很好玩! Because it's so fun right here!
呜呼! Whoo-hoo!
古瑞尼安女士! Ms. Grunion!
多么令人开心啊 How delightful.
我们正玩得很开心... We were having such a good time...
- 我差点忘记你要来了 - 噢! - I almost forgot you were coming. - Oh!
好吧 为什么你不加入聚会呢? Well, why don't you join the party?
我不是来这里参加聚会的 我来这里是要调查 I'm not here for a party. I'm here for the investigation.
好 为什么你不从这里开始调查? Good. Why don't you start investigating over here?
或者这里 这里 或是这里... Or here, or here, or here...
别到处乱挥你的手! Stop waving your hands around!
舍曼? Sherman?
等等! 那是...? Wait! Is that...?
舍曼! Sherman!
两个舍曼? 这里搞什么 皮博迪先生? Dos Shermanos? What's going on here, Peabody?
哦... Oh...
额... Um...
大家都别动! Nobody move!
舍曼 我要在你碰自己之前带你走 Sherman, I've got to get you out of here before you touch yourself.
皮博迪先生! 你没死! Mr. Peabody! You didn't die!
我当然没死 Of course I didn't die.
谢谢 Thank you.
嘿 你怎么回来的? Hey. How did you get back?
在一些失败的尝试后... Well, after a few failed experiments...
我突然想起用骨头 石头 和牦牛脂肪... I hit upon a combination of bones, stone and yak fat...
建造了一个简易的时光机 and constructed a rudimentary WABAC.
你知道他们说的... You know what they say...
"如果最初你没成功 再试一次 再试一次" "if at first you don't succeed, Troy, Troy again."
现在没空双关了! 即使是很妙的双关 This is no time for puns! Even good ones.
佩妮 佩妮 快点! Penny, Sherman, quickly!
你哪也不能去 You're not going anywhere.
我已经看够了 现在有足够理由把这个男孩... I've seen quite enough to remove the boy...
两个男孩 从这个家里带走 both boys, from this home.
不 不要 古瑞尼安女士 求你了! No, don't, Ms. Grunion, please!
这都怪我 是我不对在先 This is all my fault. I started it.
对不起 舍曼 I'm so sorry, Sherman.
你不用道歉 佩妮 You have nothing to apologize for, Penny.
本来就不应该 A dog should never have been allowed
允许狗收养小孩 to adopt a boy in the first place.
给我过来 Now, come along.
当心啊 古瑞尼安女士! Ms. Grunion, be careful!
啊! 哦! Ah! Oh!
怎么回事? What's happening?
救命啊 皮博迪先生! Mr. Peabody, help!
舍曼! 舍曼! Sherman! Sherman!
哦! Oh!
嘿! 另两位呢? Hey! Where did the other two go?
为了化解宇宙的连续性的矛盾... Our cosmic doubles combined in order to reconcile a paradox...
我们的分身合体了 in the space-time continuum.
好吧 我懂了 Okay, that makes sense.
我不知道发生了什么... I don't know what just happened here...
但不管怎么样都是错的! but I know it was wrong!
- 这孩子要跟我走! - 皮博迪先生! - This boy is coming with me! - Mr. Peabody!
- 不要啊 古瑞尼安女士! - 哦! 放开我! - No, Ms. Grunion! - Ow! Let me go!
给我回来! Get back here!
哦! 你弄疼我了! Ow! Ow! You're hurting me!
哦! 哦! Oh! Oh!
它咬了我! He bit me!
喂 你好 警察先生 Yes, hello, police.
我要报案 I'd like to report an assault.
我被咬了 A bite.
皮博迪先生 我们该怎么办? Mr. Peabody, what are we gonna do?
尽快赶来吧 Get here as soon as possible.
跑! Run!
他要绑架孩子们! 哦! He's kidnapping the children! Oh!
真不敢相信 你咬了他 皮博迪先生! I can't believe you bit her, Mr. Peabody!
舍曼 我知道错了 I know, Sherman, it was wrong.
"错"? "Wrong"?
你太棒了! It was awesome!
现在我们要穿越到合适的时间点 修正错误 And now, to return to our proper timeline and erase this mess.
就是他! 他把我女儿绑架到太空船上了! There he is! He's got my daughter in that giant space apple!
我的脸麻了 My face is numb.
- 哇呜! - 太棒了! - Whoo-hoo! - Yes!
怎么回事? What's wrong?
时空穿越失败 Time travel failed.
天啊 Oh, dear.
怎么回事 皮博迪先生? What is it, Mr. Peabody?
我们的分身合体了... Our cosmic doubles colliding...
破坏了宇宙的连续性 ripped a hole in the space-time continuum.
所以我们回不到过去了 That's why we didn't get to the past.
嘿 皮博迪! Hey, Peabody!
看来过去来找我们了 Looks like the past is coming to us.
啊! 我会抓住你的 小狗! 00f! I will get you, dog!
还有你 小男孩! And your little boy, too!
佩妮! Penny!
我的新娘! My bride!
看我干嘛? What?
天啊 Oh, dear.
跟着那架飞船! Follow that orb!
我躲! Incoming!
你们是啥东东? What sort of creature are you?
我叫古瑞尼安! The name is Grunion!
我恋爱了! I'm in love!
我得找一个虫洞 I just need to find a wormhole.
嘿 爱因斯坦 没看到红灯吗 Hey, Einstein, it's a red light.
嘿 没看到我在走路吗! Hey, I'm walking, here!
蛋糕! Cake! 经典味道糕点
蛋糕! Cake!
啊木! Mmm!
他们在那 别跟丢了 There they go. Don't lose them.
我想找到另一个虫洞... I'm trying to find another wormhole...
但所以虫洞都连接到了现在! but they all lead back to the present!
时空穿越失败 Time travel failed.
哇! Whoo!
他在那 跟着他们! There he is. After them!
佩妮 我的王后 我知道你在这 Penny, my queen, I know you're in there.
我们来了 舍曼涅斯! We're coming, Shermanus!
时空穿越失败 Time travel failed.
皮博迪先生! Mr. Peabody!
当心! Look out!
哇! Whoa!
舍曼涅斯 坚持住 Shermanus, hold on.
我们会把你从这个大蛋里拯救出来的 We shall release you from this egg.
放下剑 离时空飞船远点 Drop the saber and step away from the futuristic orb.
没人可以命令我! I take orders from no man!
哥们 不要电我 Don't tase me, bro.
皮博迪 举起你的爪子 快出来 Come out, Peabody, with your paws in the air.
皮博迪先生 因为绑架... Mr. Peabody, you're under arrest...
和从事危险活动 你被捕了... for kidnapping, reckless endangerment...
还导致了一系列交通事故 And a multiplicity of major traffic violations.
你们不懂 You don't understand.
宇宙连续性被撕开了一个口 There's a rip in the space-time continuum!
如果你们把我抓起来 我就没法修复... If you arrest me, I won't be able to fix...
别说了 大家已经... Blah, blah, blah. For too long...
被你的谎言和你的小领带... you've bamboozled the world with your fancy jargon...
欺骗得够久了... and that little red tie of yours...
但瞧瞧结果 and look what's come of it.
把他抓住! Take him away!
等等 Wait.
皮博迪先生! Mr. Peabody!
舍曼! Sherman!
皮博迪先生会怎么样? What's gonna happen to Mr. Peabody?
你难道不知道狗咬了人下场会怎么样吗? Don't you know what happens to dogs that bite?
放开我 Let me go.
你们不知道自己在干嘛 You don't know what you're doing.
求你了 别让一切来不及 Please, before it's too late.
等一下! Wait!
再给他一次机会吧 Give him another chance.
已经给过他机会了 现在他应该为他的错误负责了 He's through with chances. Now, he has to pay for his mistakes.
但是错误都是我犯的 But I'm the one who made all the mistakes.
是我没经过允许就使用时光机的 I'm the one who used the WABAC without permission.
皮博迪先生唯一的错误... The only mistake Mr. Peabody ever made...
就是收养了我 was me.
舍曼 Sherman.
你说的没错 舍曼 You're absolutely right, Sherman.
他这样怎么能当好一个爸爸? What kind of a father could this dog ever be to a boy?
也许你是对的 古瑞尼安女士 Maybe you're right, Ms. Grunion.
但有一点你没有考虑到 But there's one thing you haven't considered.
哪一点? What's that?
我也是只狗! I'm a dog, too!
如果狗意味着像皮博迪先生那样... If being a dog means you're like Mr. Peabody...
永远讲义气... who never turns his back on you...
永远都在别人遇到困难时伸出援手... and who's always there to pick you up when you fall...
不管你闯什么祸 他都爱你... and loves you no matter how many times you mess up...
如果狗意味着这些... if that's what it means to be a dog...
那好 我也是一只狗! then, yeah, I'm a dog, too!
我也是一只狗 I'm a dog, too.
我也是一只狗! I'm a dog, too!
我也是一只狗! I'm a dog as well!
狮子狗! A poodle dog!
我也是一只狗 I am a dog, too.
我和他们一样 也是一只狗! Ditto on that dog thing!
我也是一只狗 I'm a dog, too.
我也是一只狗 I am a dog as well.
我也是一只狗 I'm a dog, too.
我是斯巴达狗斯! I'm Spartacus!
好吧 你们都是狗 但是这改变不了法律 All right, fine, you're all dogs, but you can't change the law.
我知道谁能改 I know someone who can.
乔治·华盛顿 George Washington.
我们坚信这些真理... We hold these truths to be self-evident...
全体人类 还有狗 都是生而平等的 that all men, and some dogs, are created equal.
在此我授予皮博迪先生总统特赦 I hereby award Mr. Peabody a presidential pardon.
我也授予 Me, too.
你比我棒呢 I've done worse.
啊? Huh?
皮博迪先生 看啊! Uh, Mr. Peabody, look!
啊! Ahh!
哦! Ooh!
越来越近了! It's getting closer!
我们该怎么办? What are we going to do?
这里有一群旷世奇才! This is the greatest collection of geniuses ever assembled!
我们肯定能想出办法回到过去 Surely we can come up with another way of getting to the past.
我会造弹弓 I can build a catapult.
"嗖"地发射出去 We go very fast.
但是你要明白 当你接近光速... But, remember, as you approach the speed of light...
重力会变得无限大 gravity will get too strong.
说得对 "力和反作用力是相等的" Oh, indeed. "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction."
我们把那个大洞揍一顿怎么样? How about we just punch that big hole in the face?
我有个主意 I have an idea.
嘿 各位 我有主意了! Hey, everybody, I have an idea!
什么主意 舍曼? Yes, what is it, Sherman?
我们为什么不去未来呢? Why not go to the future?
去未来? The future?
我从来没去过 所以可能那里不会这么糟 I've never been there before, so it's probably not as messed up.
舍曼 没错! Sherman, that's it!
你知道我在想什么吗? Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
偶尔吧 Not usually.
办法就是照你们刚才说的... It's exactly what you all just said...
反一面! except the total opposite!
我们用时光机穿越到未来 如果我们飞得特别快... If we set the WABAC for the future, and go very, very fast...
我们会产生自己的重力场... we'll create our own gravitational field...
这样正好能够平衡... that's equal and opposite...
宇宙连续性的缺口! to the rip in the space-time continuum!
哦 天啊... Oh, my...
我没听懂 I don't get it.
我们要飞上去 狠狠地揍大洞一顿! We're gonna fly up there and punch that big hole in the face!
太棒了! Yes!
舍曼 你真是个天才 Sherman, you're a genius.
但是 皮博迪... But, Peabody...
你要去多远的未来? how far into the future must you go?
几秒钟应该就行 Just a few seconds ought to do it,
然后我们像弹弓一样返回 and then we'll slingshot right back.
你确定这样能行? Are you sure this is going to work?
别担心 佩妮 Don't worry, Penny.
你只要记住... Just remember, I'm a...
我是天才! genius!
舍曼... Sherman...
我需要改写时光机的程序 I need to reprogram the WABAC.
好的 皮博迪先生 All right, Mr. Peabody.
所以你来开船 That means you have to drive.
为了能到达未来... In order to make the leap into the future...
时光机必须飞得很快 the WABAC will have to go very fast.
前所未有的快! Faster than it's ever gone before!
准备好了吗 舍曼? Are you ready, Sherman?
准备好了 I'm ready.
加油 舍曼 你能行的 Come on, Sherman, you can do it.
现在怎么做 皮博迪先生? Now, Mr. Peabody?
舍曼 还要加速 Sherman, we need more speed.
已达到最高速度
现在呢? Now?
再加快一点! Just a little more!
还没到 舍曼 Not yet, Sherman.
还没到 Not yet.
好了! NOW!
哇! 哇! Whoa! Whoa!
再见! Farewell!
哦! Ooh!
我跟你没完的 皮博迪 You haven't seen the last of me, Peabody.
你早晚会犯错误的 到那时... You'll make a mistake eventually, and when you do...
我不会放过你的! I'll be there!
- 古瑞尼安是我的! - 哦! - The Grunion is mine! - Ooh!
回来 舍曼 拜托! Come on, Sherman. Come on!
- 哇! - 耶! - Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!
如果我不在家时你想看电视... If you want to watch television before I get home...
就按三下"输入"按钮... simply press "input" three times...
然后用遥控器就行了 and then use the remote control as usual.
明白 舍曼 Yes, Sherman.
如果你担心家长聚会怎么和大家成为朋友... And if you're worried about making friends at the PTA meeting...
你可以带一些好吃的 consider bringing snacks for everyone.
百吉饼总是很受欢迎! Bagels are always appreciated.
明白 舍曼 Yes, Sherman.
皮博迪先生 不要忘了... And remember, Mr. Peabody...
今天放学我要参加机器人社团 I have robotics club after school today.
舍曼 等等 Sherman, wait.
怎么了 皮博迪先生? Yes, Mr. Peabody?
我... I...
我爱你 舍曼 I love you, Sherman.
我打从心里尊敬你 皮博迪先生 I have a deep regard for you as well, Mr. Peabody.
嘿 皮博迪先生! Hey, Mr. Peabody!
嘿 舍曼! Hey, Sherman!
等等我! Wait up!
老话说得没错 No doubt about it.
每只狗都需要一个孩子 Every dog should have a boy.
哦! Oh!
哦! Ooh!
啊! Ah!
啊哈! A-ha!
我宣布你们结为夫妻 I now pronounce you husband and wife.
你可以吻古瑞尼安了 You may kiss the Grunion.
来吧 战士 Come here, soldier.
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剧终
# 生活不要匆匆 # # There's always time for living #
# 再来一次可好? # # Can we just do it again? #
# 再一次 就如从前 # # One more time like it once was way back when #
# 你让我找到方向 # # You gave me something to believe in #
# 我们是最佳拍档 # # We were the best of friends #
# 我记得那些时光 # # Well, I remember the good times way back when #
# 如果你要走 记忆也带走 # # Memories will fade if you wanted me to let you go #
# 但无论天涯海角 我都会思念你 # # I've got you on your way I feel it for you, don't you know #
# 我们总觉得 # # We're super heroes and villains #
# 自己是超级英雄 # # When we used to pretend #
# 我们浪迹天涯 四海为家 # # We'd go wherever our minds would take us way back when #
# 如果你要走 记忆也带走 # # Memories will fade if you wanted me to let you go #
# 但无论天涯海角 我都会思念你 # # I've got you on your way I feel it for you, don't you know #
# 这是我们的约定 我会勇往直前 # # It's a promise that I made never be afraid #
# 幸运会一路与我们相伴 # # I know we'll be okay this luck we have, it cannot go #
# 你很坚强 # # 'Cause you're on your own #
# 却不孤单 # # You're not alone #
# 我们会再相见 # # I know I see you again again #
# 如果这是 # # And if all these things #
# 最后的结局 # # Come to an end #
# 我们可以回到过去 # # We'll always have a way back when #
# 如果你要走 记忆也带走 # # Memories will fade if you wanted me to let you go #
# 但无论天涯海角 我都会思念你 # # I've got you on your way I feel it for you, don't you know #
# 这是我们的约定 我会勇往直前 # # It's a promise that I made Never be afraid #
# 幸运会一路与我们相伴 # # I know we'll be okay this luck we have, it cannot go #