“现在她的乳头如此的坚挺，看起来快要碰触到他了” "Her nipples now so erect they seemed to reach out for him.
“然后一个快速的动作，他让她占据他的双唇” "Then in one quick movement, he took her full inside his mouth."
注意听这个 Listen to this.
嘿！等等我呀 Hey, guys, wait for me.
- 嗨，雪伦 - 嗨，珍 - Hi, Sharon. - Hi, Jan.
跟上，快啊！我们会错过的啦 Come on, hurry up. We're gonna miss them.
她们快要穿好衣服了啦，跟上！ They're gonna be dressed already. Come on!
“她从未如此的渴望男人” "Never had she wanted a man this much.
“她内心深处的性欲高涨” "Her longing swelled from deep inside her."
快啊，巴布，我不能支撑你太久！ Come on, Bubba, I can't hold you forever!
快啊，巴布，我们无法再撑住你了！ Come on, Bubba, we can't hold you much longer!
好啦 Okay.
巴布！ Bubba!
嘿！噢，巴布 Hey! Oh, Bubba.
有了…拍到一张了！ I got... I got one!
往那边，移动，笨蛋，那一边啦！ That way. Move it, chump. That way!
过去，过去 Move it. Move it.
快点，往那边移动，动呀，到那边 Come on, get over that way. Move it, get over there.
“她感觉到她灵魂的深处好像被闪电击中” "She felt as if she'd been pierced to the very soul by a bolt of lightning."
贝琪，听这个 Betsy, listen to this.
“然后，在这当下，他把她压在他的身上” "And then, just then, he raised himself up above her
“并且他肿胀地刺入她所期待的…” "and plunged his fullness into her waiting..."
你会相信这个？ Can you believe this?
哈喽，亲爱的克莉丝 Hello, Chrissie, darling.
贝琪！ Betsy!
嗨，乔丹 Hi, Jordan.
有何贵干呢？ Is anything wrong?
贵干？ Wrong?
- 快啊，她走进房间了 - 没事 - Quick, she's going into the room. - Not at all.
只是有件大事让我现在不能马上穿衣服 I just can't get dressed for the big event
直到我的室友帮我把短衫烫好！ till my roommate finishes ironing my blouse!
嗯，那是要向我借东西吗？ Well, do you wanna borrow something of mine?
你可以不用担心 You can't be serious.
我的意思是，你还真是亲切，克莉丝，我可能就不会这样了 I mean, that's very sweet of you, Chrissie, but I couldn't possibly.
问你喔，你有没有漂亮的指甲油呢？ Tell me, do you have any of that gaudy nail polish?
我想擦一点在我脚指甲上 I wanna do my toes.
我想先擦完指甲油在穿上衣服 I just don't feel dressed till my toes are done.
这是什么颜色？ What's this color called?
裸粉红色 Naked pink.
看看她这张照片 Look at her picture.
嘿，巴布，你没事吧？ Hey, Bubba, you all right?
谢谢你的指甲油，克莉丝 Thanks for the nail polish, Chrissie.
你要去哪里？ Where you going?
去马厩 To the stables.
她来这说这么多屁话，我们要回馈给她才有礼貌 She's given us so much horseshit, it's only fair we give some back.
克莉丝汀·雷茜令我作呕 Christine Ramsay makes me sick.
若是要我再看见她跟吉姆、格林在一起 If I have to spend one more night watching her and Jim Green
互相的打情骂俏，我想我会尖叫 slobber all over each other, I think I'm gonna scream.
这听起来像是你有点忌妒 It sounds like maybe you're a little jealous.
忌妒？ Jealous?
我可以不费吹灰之力就把吉姆抢过来！ I could have Jim in a minute!
这真是大坨的马粪 That's some big horse.
噢，天啊，借过一下 Oh, God. Excuse me.
噢，真恶心，贝琪，这很臭耶！ Oh, gross, Betsy, that stinks!
这是当然的啦 It sure does.
拜托让我点火，拜托让我点火 You've gotta let me light it. You've gotta let me light it.
失火了！失火了！失火了！ Fire! Fire! Fire!
这真令人尴尬，试试看这个 This is embarrassing. Just try this.
瞧 Here.
嗨 Hi.
快来 Come on.
想要跳舞吗？ Do you wanna dance?
不要 No.
想要跳舞吗？ Do you wanna dance?
嗨 Hi.
晚安 Good evening.
安静！ Really!
在你们之中，有些人不知道我是谁 For those of you who do not know who I am,
我是契丽维尔私校的女校长，普顿丝·达契 I am the headmistress here at Cherryvale, Prudence Dutchbok.
老美女，达契！ Good old Miss Douchebag!
我想借此机会来欢迎一些特别的贵宾 I would like to take this opportunity to welcome some very special guests.
杰出的女士们，契莉维尔建校委员会的委员们 The outstanding ladies of the Cherryvale Building Committee.
一些热烈的掌声 A round of applause.
主要是因为她们的慷慨，我们不久将会有新的校舍 Largely due to their generosity, we will soon have our new wing.
我也想要欢迎我们的邻居 I would also like to welcome our neighbors,
来自佛利蒙男子学院的年轻人 the young men from the Freemount Academy for Men.
现在，祝男孩们和女孩们能有个快乐且愉快的时光 And now, all you boys and girls have a grand and glorious time.
会是像那样吗？我的意思是会像书上说的一样？ Would it be like that? Like in that book, I mean?
噢，不会，当然不会一样 Oh, no, of course not.
不会吗？ It wouldn't?
不是，我的意思说当然会一样 No, I mean, it would be.
那将会像书里面描述的完全相同 It would be just exactly like the book.
嗯，好吧，那，或许我们应该试试看 Well, okay, then, maybe we should try it.
真的？ Really?
你真的想试试？好极了！ Do you really wanna do it? All right!
听着，克莉丝，你知道这不是你一时兴起的的念头吧？ Look, Chris, this isn't something you just jump into, you know?
我的意思是，我不想你做任何没有经过思考过的事情 I mean, I wouldn't want you to do anything you're not totally ready for or anything.
你说的是什么意思？ What do you mean?
嗯，这是一个人生上非常大的决定而且… Well, it's just that it's such a big step and everything and...
我爱你，吉姆 I love you, Jim.
我也爱你，克莉丝 I love you, too, Chris.
你知道你真是美极了？ You're perfect, you know that?
是呀，我猜的确是如此 Yeah, I guess I am.
我告诉你，她们越靠近他就会越来越大 I'm telling you. The closer he gets the bigger it gets.
彼得，这是蓓蒂·佛默丝女士 Peter, this is Miss Birdie Fallmouth.
哈喽，彼得 Hello, Peter.
然后这个是克里斯丁·佛默斯女士 And next is Christian, Miss Fallmouth.
没有任何一位绅士要站起来的吗？ Aren't any of you young gentlemen going to stand up?
你是？ Your name?
噢，我是洛伊，女士 Oh, I'm Roy, ma'am.
嗨，洛伊 Hi, Roy.
然后这是巴布·布里格 And this is Bubba Beauregard.
荣幸认识您，女士 Pleasure to meet you, ma'am.
她看起来一文不值 She's such a nothing.
我完全不知道他看上她哪一点 I absolutely don't understand what he sees in her.
我想你可以得到像吉姆一样好的男孩子 I'd like to see you get a guy as good as Jim.
为何不是吉姆？ Why not Jim?
没办法，他爱的是克莉丝 You couldn't. He's in love with Chris.
克莉丝根本不是我的对手 Chris is no competition.
明天在骑术课，我要开始我的攻势 Tomorrow in riding class I begin my campaign.
惠伦教练，可以帮我注意一下吗？ Coach Whelan, may I see you a moment?
我要你多注意小心我们的女孩们 I wonder if you would keep an eye on our girls
我要带这些女士们去看新校舍的设计图 while I show the ladies the drawings of the new wing?
- 没问题，达契女士 - 好，好，好 - Certainly, Miss Dutchbok. - Good, good, good.
女士们？我想那些设计图会让你们叹为观止 Ladies? I think these drawings will take your breath away.
年轻人！ Young man!
你的手犯规了 Illegal use of the hands.
女士们，跟我走到我的办公室 Right this way to my office, ladies.
嘿，达契的办公室 Hey, Douchebag's office.
还有新校舍 And the new wing.
达契学生宿舍 Douchebag Hall.
我得先警告你，我喜欢很多 I have to warn you, I like a lot of,
怎么说的，前戏 whatchamacallit, foreplay.
这样够吗？ Is that enough?
我猜够了 I guess so.
现在，女士们，如果你们愿意，我的办公室，请往这边 And now, ladies, if you will. My office. Come, please.
新校舍大为惊叹的呈现，在于你们的慷慨还有… The marvelous renderings of the new wing, which in your generosity and...
早安，女孩们，并且注意 Good morning, girls, and attention.
这是达契女士在广播 This is Miss Dutchbok speaking.
你知道，早晨的运动… And you know the morning exercises...
午安，同学们 Good afternoon, class.
我知道你们非常期待 I know how much you've been looking forward
今天的这堂性爱流程的课程 to today's lessons of the mechanics of sexual intercourse.
大多数人都会对此感到尴尬还有害羞 Too many people are embarrassed or ashamed
对于性爱的自然行为 about the very natural act of sexual intercourse.
来，往这边 Come right in.
没关系，继续你教学，凯布蕾女士 Go right ahead with your class, Miss Copuletta.
我们只会在这里旁听一下子 We'll just stand here for a tiny moment.
- 好的，没问题，达契女士 - 谢谢你 - Yes, of course, Miss Dutchbok. - Thank you.
然后，在性爱期间 Now then, during sexual intercourse,
男性经历相当的生理上的变化 the male undergoes certain biological changes
这使得他的器官变的挺直 which cause his organ to become erect.
然后，在经过一个短暂的时间，雄性器官释放大量的精子… Now, after a short length of time, the male organ releases its fertile cargo...
非常感谢你，凯布蕾女士，这实在太刺激了 Thank you very much, Miss Copuletta. That was very stimulating.
来，女士们，我们…我们去用餐 Come, ladies, let's ... Let's go to lunch.
这里的咖啡厅有非常不错的餐点，有小鸡肉 We have a lovely lunch in the cafeteria. We're having chicken.
凯布蕾女士？ Miss Copuletta?
你觉得阴茎最重要是什么 Which do you think is the most important in a penis,
长或粗？ length or width?
嗯，我不认为我们今天有机会学到这个 Well, I don't think that we have the time to get into that today.
什么，她在开玩笑吧？ What, is she kidding?
我的意思是，今天我们没有时间去讨论这个 I mean, we don't have the time today to talk about that.
现在，我们来看一个短片，片名是《蝌蚪和他的群落》 Now, we are going to see a short film called The Tadpole and His Community.
丽塔，请把百叶窗拉上 Rita, take care of the blinds, please.
哈喽，偷情宾馆？我想拜托预定个周末 Hello, Hotel D'Amour? I'd like to make a weekend, please.
我的意思是，我想在这周末在你们的旅馆订一个房间 I mean, I'd like to reserve a reservation for a weekend in your hotel.
下个星期五 A week from Friday.
这是克莉丝汀·雷…琼丝 It's Mrs. Christine Rams... Jones.
不，不是雷·琼丝，只有琼丝 No, not Rams-Jones, just Jones.
如果他们要检查你的驾照或什么的？ What if they wanna see your driver's license or something?
听着，我好像说错名字了，不是琼丝，是… Listen, it seems that I was wrong about the name. It's not Jones, it's ...
应该用我的名子还是他的？用你的 Should I use my name or his? Yours.
雷茜，克莉丝汀太太…他的，用他的！ Ramsay. Mrs. Christine... His. Use his!
格林！ Green!
雷茜是我婚后的姓名，格林是我工作上的称呼 Ramsay is my married name and Green is my professional name.
琼丝是我的婚前性名 Jones was my mother's maiden name.
还有，我是平面设计师而且我真的已经结婚了 But, I'm a graphic designer and I really am married,
这些差不多就是我的背景了，再见 so that's pretty much my story. Goodbye.
我怎样？ How was I?
了不起 Terrific.
我下周末在偷情宾馆订了个房间 I made the reservation at the Hotel D'Amour. The weekend after next.
那里是我父母度蜜月的地方 That's where my parents stayed on their honeymoon.
天啊，这一切将会非常美妙，完美极了 God, this is gonna be wonderful. So perfect.
你不这样认为？ Don't you think?
你不吗？ Don't you?
我当然这样认为，为什么要这样问？ Of course I do. Why do you say that?
感觉起来你似乎有些开始疑虑了 It just seemed like you were beginning to have some doubts.
我？疑虑？什么，你在开玩笑吗？ Me? Doubts? What, are you kidding me?
嗯，还好，至少我们两人有一人不会紧张 Well, that's good, at least one of us won't be nervous.
紧张？有什么好不安的？ Nervous? What's there to be nervous about?
噢，噢，不！噢！你看到的是我所看到的吗？ Oh, oh, no! Oh! Do you see what I see?
乔丹，亲爱的 Jordan, dear.
吃惊吧！ Surprise!
去追她，巴布！ Go get her, Bubba!
这是我这辈子见过最杰出的不穿衣服的骑术课 That is the finest example of bareback riding I've ever seen.
我去买，我去买 I'll get them. I'll get them.
不用了，真的，我会走进去然后买来的 No, really, I'll go in and buy them.
到现在为止全部的事情都是你安排的，现在换我了，好吗？ But up till now you've done everything. Now it's my turn, all right?
好吧 Okay.
我应该说“我只是要买一些保险套？” I suppose I'd say, "I'd just like to buy some condoms"?
嗯，可能要说婉转的一点 Well, be a little bit more sophisticated.
婉转？ Sophisticated?
是，这真是好极了 Yep, it is fabulous.
这叫做真实的泉源，而且你知道我要怎么做？ It's called Fountain of Truth, and you know what I'm gonna do?
我要用在你一边的脸上，所以你可以看见无法置信的差别 I'm just gonna do one half of your face so you can see the incredible difference.
这会让你的脸看起来更年轻 It just relaxes those years right off your face.
现在要等一等让他干而且我马上回来看看效果如何，好吗？ Now let that dry for a few minutes and I'll be right with you. Okay?
- 哈喽，你好，年轻人！ - 嗨 - Hello there, young fella! - Hi.
今天我能为您效劳什么？ What can I do you for today?
我要买些预防的安全措施 I'd like to buy some prophylactic devices.
这是我乐意听到的 Now that is what I like to hear.
你知道俗谚说得好“预防胜于治…” You know what they say, "An ounce of prevention..."
你知道，现今大多数的年轻人都不注重保养身体 You know, most young people today are too careless about their bodies.
好吧，你想要哪种类型的？ Well, what type of prophylaxis did you have in mind?
哪…哪，哪种？ What... What, what type?
嗯，是，我们有一种小的橡胶尖刺 Well, yeah, we have the ones with the little rubber tip
专门用在难以处理的地方，而且我还有刺激器 for getting in the hard-to-reach areas, and we have the stimulators,
还有我个人的最爱 and we have my personal favorite
这品质惊人的预防效果 which possesses marvelous prophylactic qualities.
你只要轻轻的嵌入牙签至最尾端 All you do is insert the tip of a toothpick into the end
然后这机器就会为您服务，是 and she's ready to work for you. Yep.
但是，当然，我们也有卖许多种的牙线 And, of course, we also carry the full line of flosses
而且根据不同硬度可以挑选不同的刷毛 and picks and the bristle brushes in the various degrees of stiffness.
你的牙医有建议你用哪种特定的吗？ Did your dentist recommend anything in particular?
- 我的牙医？ - 是，你的牙医 - My dentist? - Yep. Your dentist.
你买到了吗？ Did you get them?
这些东西是什么？ What the hell is this stuff?
他…他误解了我的意思还有太多麻烦… He... He misunderstood me and it was too much trouble to...
我会买回来的 I'll do it.
这真是好极了 Absolutely magnificent.
你可以真的感受到这效果，对吧？ And you can really feel it working, can't you?
你知道吗？我们让这里有几分 You know what? Let's let this little bit in here
更干一点，然后等我马上回来看看 dry a little bit more and I'll be with you in two seconds.
嗯，哈喽，小姐 Well, hello, young lady.
你需要什么呢？ What can I help you with today?
我想买一些保险套 I'd like to buy some condoms.
是，嗯，我看看 Yeah. Well, let's see.
我们这种的这周有特价 We have these on sale this week.
- 这种三打卖五块九毛九 - 就拿这种 - This is three dozen for $5.99. - I'll take them.
可是，我不知道能不能相信这个牌子 However, I don't know if I'd trust them.
这放在货架上已经很久了 They've been on the shelf for quite some time.
现在，我们有这个新产品，有彩色纹路的这种 Now, we have this new product here. These are multicolored and ribbed.
噢，这种就可以了 Oh, that'll be just fine.
不，我不这么认为 No, I don't think so.
我不认为你会需要这种华而不实的功能，是吗？ I don't think you'd want anything that tawdry, do you?
- 不，一点也不，还是你就要这种？ - 不 - No, no, or do you? - No.
不，不，你需要的是真正可以信赖的，对吧？ No. No, what you want is something really reliable, huh?
是，当然 Yeah. Yep.
嗯，我卖这产品已经很久了且从未听过任何过抱怨 Well, I have sold literally miles and miles of these and I've never had any complaints.
那，他愿意先使用润滑剂吗？ Now, does he like them pre-lubricated?
你的先生，这是买给你先生的，对吧？ Your husband. These are for your husband, aren't they?
是，给我先生 Yes, for my husband.
这肯定是给我先生的，而且我们当然已经结婚了！ They're definitely for my husband, and we're both definitely married!
那他要买点润滑剂吗？ And does he like them pre-lubricated, then?
是，我要买 Yeah, I'll take them.
把这玩意从我脸上拿掉！ Get this stuff off my face!
达契女士，下午好，达契女士 Miss Dutchbok. Good afternoon, Miss Dutchbok.
下午好，克莉丝汀 Good afternoon, Christine.
你大概纳闷我在这做什么…我真的不太在意！ You probably wonder what I'm doing here... I don't really care!
…只是买些东西给我爸的 ...buying these very things for my father.
其实不是买给我爸，是… Actually they're not for my father, they're...
很好！但你不是回学校还有功课要做，克莉丝汀？ Fine! But don't you have homework to do back at school, Christine?
是，对呀，我确实有很多功课 Yes, I do. I do have lots of homework
而且我只是来买维他命还有我要走了，谢谢你 and I'll just be paying for these vitamins here and going on my way. Thank you.
你知道吗，你的脸色发青 You know, green really is your color.
嘿，你到底和她上床了没有？ Hey, did you win one yet?
- 最后你只会得到克莉丝的小短裤而已 - 我不相信 - So you're finally gonna get into Chris' pants. - I can't believe it.
嘿，讨厌鬼，不准你这样说克莉丝 Hey, scumbag, don't talk about Chris like that.
噢，我们的吉姆不准你使用这个词，是吗，吉姆？ Oh, our James doesn't approve of your vocabulary, do you, James?
不，他是对的，洛伊，我很抱歉，吉姆 No, he's right, Roy. I'm sorry, Jim.
或许我应该说，你有给她一个又热又猛的注射吗？ Perhaps I should've said, have you given her a hot beef injection?
你们这些家伙真是畜牲！滚远点！ You guys are animals! Get out of here!
嘿，大孩子，想想你是个男人，可以和我一样的女生交往？ Hey, big boy. Think you're man enough to score with me?
完全正确！嘿，大伙！ Damn right! Hey, guys!
我今晚必须早点就寝 I have to be in bed early tonight.
别担心，亲爱的，你会的 Don't worry, honey, you will be.
噢，别碰我！这不公平！ Oh, don't touch me there! It's not fair!
嘿，吉姆，我玩的比你还好 Hey, Jim, I'm doing better than you.
噢，噢，是，是 Oh, oh, yes, yes.
我做到了！我得分了！我进到她内裤里了！ I did it! I scored! I got into her pants!
是，这只是证明了你有多想要性交而已 Yeah, that's about as close as you're ever gonna get to nookie.
嘿，成熟先生，我想你要打电话给克莉丝 Hey, Mr. Big, I thought you were gonna call Chrissie.
你不会要她打消她破处的念头吧，你会吗？ You wouldn't want her to cancel her de-virginization, would you?
我确定不会在你们这些笨蛋前打给她 I'm sure not gonna call her in front of you nerds.
噢，为何不？ Oh, why not?
小吉米不敢在小洛伊还有小巴比面前和他的亲爱的聊天？ Is Jimsie-wimsy afraid to talk his baby talk in front of Roysy-woysy and Bubba-wubba?
我才不怕做任何事情呢 I'm not afraid to do anything.
- 他害怕了 - 嗯哼 - He's afraid. - Mmm-hmm.
- 滚远点！ - 好吧，如果你不怕，那就打给她 - Get off it! - Well, if you're not afraid, then call.
去啊，嘿，这是一角，电话在那边，去打啊 Go ahead. Hey, here's a dime. There's the phone. Call.
赌五元你只是弱鸡 Five bucks says you're chicken.
你有五元？ Do you have five bucks?
去啊 Go on.
快啊，去啊，小鸡 Well, go on, chicken.
你们敢出声，我就挂断电话然后把你们俩个痛扁一顿 You guys make one sound, I'm gonna hang up and beat the shit out of both of you.
哈喽？ Hello?
克莉丝，嗨 Chris, hi.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
嗨，吉姆，你正在做什么呀？ Hi, Jim, what are you doing?
你知道呀，打屁聊天 You know, hanging out.
打屁聊天 Hanging out.
你在做什么呢？ What are you doing?
噢，我只是坐着发呆 Oh, I'm just sitting around.
我正在想你啊 I've been thinking about you.
我也正在想你 I've been thinking about you, too.
真的？你在想什么？ You have? What have you been thinking?
这真是太好了，我要把些抄起来以后我也可以用 This is great. I gotta take some of this down so I can use it for myself.
我在想很多关于我们的周末 I've been thinking a lot about our weekend.
噢，周末 Oh, weekend.
真的？那是在想什么呢？ You have? What have you been thinking about it?
噢，很多事情，你知道的，像是这会有多么的有趣 Oh, lots of stuff. You know, like how much fun it's gonna be.
- 还有呢？ - 这将会是有多美妙 - What else? - How great it'll be.
嗯哼，还有呢？ Mmm-hmm. What else?
嗯，还有很多，像是… Well, lots of stuff like that.
- 你还爱我吗？ - 当然 - Do you still love me? - Sure.
嗯，那，让我听你说爱我 Well, then, let me hear you say it.
不行，现在不行 No, not right now.
为什么不？ Why not?
- 因为… - 噢，快点，说给我听听嘛 - Because... - Oh, come on, let me hear you say it.
- 不行 - 为什么？ - No. - Why not?
因为！ Because!
因为你怕让别人听到 Because you're afraid to let anybody hear you.
不，这不是真的 No, that's not true.
那说啊 Then say it.
好吧，我爱你 All right. I love you.
我也爱你，吉姆宝贝 And I love you, too, Jimbo.
- 发生什么事？ - 乔丹在分机偷听！ - What happened? - Jordan was on the extension!
讨厌鬼！ Scumbags!
我爱你 I love you.
嘿，大男孩，想想你是男人，可以像我一样的女生交往？ Hey, big boy, think you're man enough to score with me?
假如巴布是我就是 I am if Bubba is.
唉！抱歉，今晚我得去洗头发 Oops, sorry, tonight I have to wash my hair.
- 什么？ - 噢，吉姆 - What? - Oh, Jim.
你觉得我想和吉姆做这样是正确的吗？ Do you think I'm doing the right thing, with Jim, I mean?
我觉得我有点害怕 I guess I'm kind of scared.
贝，你有真的完成过吗，整个性爱过程？ Bets, have you ever really done it, all the way?
嗯，有跟没有 Well, yes and no.
什么意思？“有和没有”？你知道吗？ What do you mean, "Yes and no"? Don't you know?
巴布说我们有次做过而且我们都感觉很好 Bubba says we did it once and that it was very good for both of us.
但是我晕过去了，我想不起半点印象 But I was passed out. I don't remember a thing.
嗯，我不会像这样，巴布还说了些什么？ Well, it's not gonna be like that for me. What else does Bubba say?
他说我高潮了三次 He says that I had three orgasms.
然后我求他饶了我，并且说我从未看过一个男人有这样强的天赋 That I begged him for mercy and that I said I've never seen a man so well endowed.
- 嗯，他真的？ - 他真的什么？ - Well, is he? - Is he what?
他真的有天赋？ Is he well endowed?
我真的不知道 I don't really know.
我的意思是，没有亲眼所见，只是听巴布跟我说的 I mean, not firsthand. Just from what Bubba tells me.
乔丹认为长度比较重要，你觉得呢？ Jordan thinks that length is most important, what do you think?
- 我觉得是粗 - 为什么是粗？ - I think width. - Why width?
因为乔丹认为是长 Because Jordan thinks length.
好吧，女孩们，我们要出发了，我们的练习要延迟了 All right, girls, let's get a move on. We're gonna be late for practice.
谁在甩门？ Who slammed?
嘿，乔丹，你好吗？ Hey, Jordan, how's it going?
谁在甩门？停下，别再甩门了！ Who slammed? Cut it out with the slamming!
- 嘿！ - 只是飞蚊症而已，吉姆 - Hut! - Only a floater, Jim.
非常好，自由活动 We go deep, make a play.
- 好的 - 是的，让我们瞧瞧 - Okay. - All right, let's see it.
是的！ All right!
首先我们要给他们来个欢呼编号六十九 First we're gonna give them cheer number 69.
“摇摆！摇摆” "Rickety rackety."
是的，女孩们？好极了 All right, girls? All right.
什么事这么好笑？ What's so funny?
注意教练还有丽塔 Keep your eye on the coach and Rita.
为什么？ Why?
噢，我想我们可以看到更多东西 Oh, I think we might be seeing a little more of them.
好吧 Okay.
摇啊摇啊小城市 Rickety rackety shanty town
谁要压制这些特洛伊人？ Who's gonna keep those Trojans down?
没有人，没有人，没有人 Nobody, nobody, nobody
噢，贝！ Oh, Bet!
到此为止！ This is it!
这是最后通牒 This is the last straw.
我不知道你们哪位要为这灾难负责！ I don't know which of you is responsible for this shocking debacle!
我不在乎 I don't care.
你们全都不准离校直到下个礼拜！ You're all confined to campus for the next week!
- 可是我们… - 安静！ - But we... - Silence!
如果你觉得不应该受罚，我相信你们 If you don't deserve punishment, I'm sure each of you
在过去做了某些不该做的事情应该要被罚 will think of something you have done to deserve it in the past.
解散！ Dismissed!
- 可是，达契女士，我什么都没做… - 此刻，此刻，此刻，亲爱的乔丹 - But Miss Dutchbok, I didn't do anything... - Now, now, now, Jordan, dear,
我做的是为了你们好 I'm doing this for your own good.
在未来几年你们会感谢我的 You'll thank me for it in future years.
去吧，亲爱的 Run along, dear.
惠伦教练，你该振作起来！ Coach Whelan, pull yourself together.
噢，亲爱的 Oh, dear.
来，喝下这个，这会让你感觉好点 Here, drink this, it'll do you good.
噢，不要，我绝对不能，我不喝酒的 Oh, no, I couldn't possibly. I don't drink.
酒精是会伤害身体的 Alcohol is poison to the body.
噢，别傻了 Oh, don't be silly.
只有节制，酒精是完全无害的，看着 Consumed in moderation, alcohol is perfectly harmless. Watch.
拿去，亲爱的，嗯哼 There you are, dear. Mmm-hmm.
看吧？ See?
我立刻回来，柏莎，你想待在这多久就多久 I'll be back soon, Bertha, but you stay here as long as you like.
很快我就会忘掉今早的事情 Very soon I will forget all about this morning.
谢谢你，达契女士 Thank you, Miss Dutchbok.
明天我们都会忘掉这些事情的 By tomorrow we'll have forgotten all of this.
不管怎样，这些东西你从哪弄来的？ Where'd you get all this stuff, anyway?
我哥杰迪毕业时留给我的 My brother J.D. left it to me when he graduated.
你哥？ Your brother?
跟上来！ Get up!
如果我们被抓到，我们会被开除，我不想被退学 If we get caught, we're gonna get expelled. I don't wanna get expelled.
看，你这辈子只有一次机会溜进这里 Look, you only go around once in life
而你却不把握这次可以随意过瘾的机会 and you gotta grab for all the nookie you can get.
大伙 Guys.
微笑 Smile.
这真让人感到尴尬，为了女孩而铤而走险 It's embarrassing. The girl's desperate,
她们挤进浴室充满了不好的味道还有上厕所 she's got the bathroom packed with all these smelly and large things.
而且她会做伏地挺身给你看… And she does enough pushups to make you look...
我应该去找一个新室友 I've got to get a new roommate.
我想贝琪的房间就在这里，亲爱的 I think Betsy's room is over here, darling.
嗨 Hi.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
- 宝贝 - 我不认为我们有见过 - Sugar. - I don't believe we've met.
- 我是乔丹·莉-詹森 - 嗨 - I'm Jordan Leigh-Jensen. - Hi.
噢，我们是不请自来的访客 Oh, we're unknown visitors here.
我的姊姊是克莉丝汀·雷茜 My older sister's Christine Ramsay.
我姊是贝琪·纽豪斯 Mine's Betsy Newhouse.
是啊，还真有点像一家人 Yes, there is a family resemblance.
嗯，你姊姊的房间就是这间 Well, your sister's room is right in here.
巴布！ Bubba!
可是我的姊姊！ But my sister!
你的姊姊现在正在读书馆，她很快就会回来了 Your sister's at the library. She'll be back any minute.
巴布，你在这里做什么？ Bubba, what are you doing here?
但是我姊姊 But my sister.
把这当成你家，你想喝点什么？ Make yourself at home. Can I get you anything?
不用了，真的，我不想打扰你 No. Really, I don't wanna be any bother.
噢，别傻了，你一点都不会打扰我 Oh, don't be silly. You're no bother.
不好意思 Excuse me.
小姐！小姐！小姐！ Miss! Miss! Miss!
你知道吗，我感觉好热喔，这些练习真是热死我了 You know, I'm so overheated. These workouts really do me in.
啊 Mmm.
哈！ Ah!
要来点？ Want some?
啊！ Mmm!
嗯，我感觉有点热 Well, I am feeling a little warm myself.
噢，我来解决这问题 Oh, I'll take care of that.
你知道吗，你看起来像是那种有和男人有过一些经验的女孩 You know, you seem like the kind of girl that's had some experience with men.
我问你，你知道为何男人都不喜欢我的腿？ Tell me, can you see any reason why men wouldn't like my legs?
嗯，唉，我到底是怎么了？为什么男生都不来追我？ Well, what's wrong with me, then? Why don't men go for me?
摸摸看我的小腿 Feel my calf.
快呀，摸摸看，快呀，摸摸看 Go ahead, feel it. Go ahead, feel it.
嗯，你觉得如何？如此的紧致，对吧？ Well, what do you think? Tight as a drum, right?
大腿上没有任何多馀脂肪，对不对？ No cellulite in the upper thighs, right?
我看不到有，没有 None that I can see. No.
那是什么原因呢？ What is it, then?
为什么我都吸引不了男生？ Why am I so unattractive to men?
我知道了！我的胸部！ I know! My breasts!
你感觉我的胸部结实？ Would you call these breasts firm?
还是感觉下垂？ Or do you think they're saggy?
结实，肯定是结实 Firm. Definitely firm.
你确定？你真的确定？ Are you sure? Are you really sure?
为什么你不摸摸看？ Why don't you feel them?
哪里出错了吗？ Is something wrong?
出错？噢，没有 Wrong? Oh, no.
只是这里好热 It's just that it's so hot in here.
对呀，我们这边的空调老是出问题 Yeah, we have that problem with the heat all the time.
让我想个办法让你冷静下来 Let me see if I can make it a little cooler for you.
乔治·华盛顿 George Washington.
所以，我们谈些什么？ So, what are we talking about?
好的 Good.
不好意思，我…我不认为你… Excuse me. I... I don't suppose that you...
我不这么认为 I didn't think so.
我现在没有那个心情，巴布 I'm just not in the mood right now, Bubba.
没有心情？你没有心情？ Not in the mood? You're not in the mood?
我冒险溜进来看你然后你说你没心情？ I risked my life sneaking in to see you and you're not in the mood?
好啦，好啦，但是只是要记住，我喜欢许多前戏调情 Okay, okay. But just remember, I like a lot of foreplay.
太好了 Great.
你先开始别管我 Go ahead and start without me.
你要去哪里？ Where you going?
我要去哪里？ Where am I going?
我要去浴室，当然，去抽烟 I'm going to the bathroom, of course, to have a smoke.
在欧洲，他们先抽事后烟 In Europe, they smoke before instead of after.
这是最新潮的 It's the latest thing.
噢，我抽筋了，救命！救命！ Oh, I got a cramp. Help! Help!
救命，救命！ Help, help!
行行好，好吗？帮我拿那瓶按摩精油 Be a doll, will you? Grab that bottle of love oil.
巴布？ Bubba?
你这贱东西！ You sleazebag!
噢，你好，贝琪，我刚刚只是… Oh, hi there, Betsy. I was just...
是啊，我知道你刚刚在做啥，变态！ Yeah, I know that you were just, you pervert!
噢，那感觉好多了 Oh, that feels so much better.
有一个部位还是有点紧绷 There's just one spot that's still a little tight.
这里？ Here?
往下一点点 Down just a little.
这里？ Here?
再低点 Lower.
这里？ Here?
再下去 Lower.
这里？ Here?
感觉真好 That's perfect.
我翻身让你来按摩其他地方吧 Let me turn over now so you can do the other side.
不行！乔丹，我不认为我可以这样做！ No! Jordan, I don't think I can do that!
噢，我真是粗心大意！你的手应该酸了 Oh, how thoughtless of me! Your hands must be tired.
我知道，换我帮你按摩 I know, I'll massage you.
不行，不行，乔丹！ No, no, Jordan!
好啦？拜托！我必须告诉你一些事情 Yes? Please! I have to tell you something.
好？我不是真的女孩子 Yes? I'm not really a girl.
乔丹！乔丹，拜托，别尖叫！ Jordan! Jordan, please, don't scream!
- 我不是刻意要做这样的事情！ - 吉姆？是你吗？ - I never meant for this to happen! - Jim? Is that you?
你怎么能骗我？ How could you deceive me?
他刚溜进我房间然后占我便宜！ He snuck into my room and took advantage of me!
你哄我把衣服脱光这样你就可以看我裸体！ You tricked me into taking my clothes off just so you could see me naked!
克莉丝 Chris.
- 怎么回事？ - 我不知道 - What's going on? - I don't know.
他在这里做什么 I wonder what he was doing in there.
发生了什么事？ What happened?
这真让人无可置信 It was unbelievable.
对啊，对啊，告诉我，告诉我 Yeah, yeah, tell me, tell me.
拜托，他应该有十一岁，对吧？ Come on. He must be an 11, right?
二十二岁，不敢相信 Two 11s, unbelievable.
达契女士，把那丢掉 Miss Douchebag, get rid of it.
- 噢，晚安，女孩们 - 晚安，女士 - Oh, good evening, girls. - Good evening, ma'am.
噢，没有比睡前来个桑拿浴来的舒服的 Oh, there's nothing as fine as a sauna before bedtime.
噢，天啊 Oh, God.
这对呼吸系统很好，没发现吗？ So good for the respiratory system, don't you find?
- 是吗？ - 噢，是的 - Yes. - Oh, yes.
这对肺脏很有益处 Highly good for the lungs.
如果我不快点离开这，我会在死前减好几公斤 If I don't get out of here soon, I'm gonna end up the size of a prune.
- 教练！ - 我没事 - Coach! - I'm okay.
听我说…我真的非常好 Listen to me... Perfectly okay.
让我来帮你 Let me help you.
你今天下午已经帮我仅存的生命够多了 I got enough help from you this afternoon to last me a lifetime.
教练！ Coach!
让我带你去我房间，好吗？你可以安稳的睡在那边 Let me take you to my room, all right? You can sleep it off.
好了，我们到了 Okay, here we are.
这是我的房间？ Is this my room?
是的，来吧 Yep, come on.
噢，女士？女士！ Oh, miss? Miss!
不好意思，你好 Excuse me. Pardon me.
贝琪？ Betsy?
贝琪，我很抱歉，我是畜牲，你能原谅我或是怎样呢？ Betsy, I'm sorry. I was an animal. Do you forgive me or what?
噢，我懂了，冷漠的对待，哈？ Oh, I get it, the old silent treatment, huh?
嗯，让我想想要怎么补偿 Well, let me see how we can fix that.
嘿！吉姆，以前的活力都到哪去了？ Hey Jim, where's the old pizzazz?
- 以前的活力、以前的精神都去哪了？ - 噢，是吗 - The old pizzazz? Where's the old pizzazz? - Oh, yeah.
别这样了，你搞上了里面最辣的女生 Come on, you've got the hottest girl here
和你打情骂俏但你却沮丧？ chasing after you and you're depressed?
为何你不甘脆就甩了克莉丝且给乔丹一个机会？ Why don't you just forget dumb old Chris and give Jordan a chance?
我不想再听到你说任何克莉丝的坏话！ I don't ever wanna hear you say anything bad about Chris again!
好，好 Okay, okay.
他怎么了？ What's wrong with him?
我不清楚，关于克莉丝的事情 I don't know. Something about Chris.
怎么了，吉姆，我没想到今天会遇见你，还好吗，孩子？ Why, Jim, I didn't expect to see you here today. How you doing, son?
不是太好，实际上，雷茜先生，是有关于克莉丝，我们有些误会 Not too good, actually, Mr. Ramsay. It's Chris. We had a misunderstanding.
是我的不对，但是克莉丝现在都不理我 It's all my fault, but Chris won't even talk to me now.
嗯，你也知道克莉丝有她自己的想法 Well, Chris has a mind of her own, you know that.
不过我会尽量帮你说些好话的 But I'll put in a good word for you, if you like.
感谢您，雷茜先生，非常的感谢您 Thanks a lot, Mr. Ramsay. Thank you very much.
早安，我们诚挚的欢迎您参与契莉维尔的家长日 Good morning, we're delighted to welcome you to Parents Day at Cherryvale.
现在茶点都在泳游池旁准备好了 Refreshments are now being served at the pool,
且所有娱乐活动全部都安排妥当 and a full schedule of activities has been planned for your enjoyment.
拿去吧，爸爸 Here you go, Daddy.
谢谢你，甜心 Thank you, sweetheart.
- 给我一个那些，好吗？ - 你确定？ - Give me another one of these, would you? - Are you sure?
好吧 Okay.
噢，我不用告诉你，惠伦教练，今天的家长日是如此的重要 Oh, I don't have to tell you, Coach Whelan, how vital today's Parents Day is
- 对我们契莉维尔未来的经济来源 - 是的，达契女士，说的对 - to the economic future of Cherryvale. - Yes, Miss Dutchbok. That's right.
噢，差点忘记，亲爱的，不好意思 Oh, which reminds me, dear, excuse me.
- 乔丹，乔丹，亲爱的 - 是，达契女士？ - Jordan. Jordan, dear. - Yes, Miss Dutchbok?
我很盼望见到你父亲，但他好像有点迟到，亲爱的 I'm so eager to meet your father, but it is getting rather late, dear.
迟到？达契女士，我爸总是迟到 Late? Miss Dutchbok, my father is always late.
我爸喜欢搞些进场花招所以会晚点 My father likes to be late so he can make an entrance.
哈，好吧，如果他没办法很快到达 Ah, well, if he doesn't arrive soon,
我会去停车场找他，确定他没有迷路 I'll just run up to the parking area to make sure he hasn't lost his way.
随便你怎么说 Whatever you say.
你看起来挺好，亲爱的 You look so nice, dear.
她不会喜欢我，我知道 She's not gonna like me. I know it.
胡说 Nonsense.
乔丹喜欢她的所有新妈咪，你也不例外 Jordan loves all her new mommies, and you're no exception.
来嘛，小邦比对着熊熊说了些什么？ Come on, what does little Bambi-wambi say to the dreat big drowly bear?
我要你 I wove you.
别再说儿语了！ No more baby talk!
钱斯在偷看 Chauncey is watching.
钱斯，专心开车！ Chauncey, drive!
闪开点，年轻人！让路！让路！ Stand aside, young man! Make way! Make way!
爸，你还记得我的室友，乔丹？ Dad, you remember my roommate, Jordan?
非常高兴再次见到您，费鲁格先生 Very pleased to see you again, Mr. Flugel.
乔丹，可爱的乔丹 Jordan, little Jordan.
你和丽塔是多么的相似，我感觉我就像是你的第二个父亲 You and Rita have been so close, I just feel like a second Daddy to you.
是，女士，你自己也认为像法兰克·费鲁格的小女儿 Yes, ma'am. You just think of yourself as Frank Flugel's little girl anytime.
对不对呀，丽塔？ Isn't that right, Rita?
噢！停下来，费鲁格先生！ Oh! Stop, Mr. Flugel!
噢，这里是怎么回事？ Oh, what's going on here?
我要再给巴布一个机会 I'm giving Bubba another chance.
在他做了这些事以后？ After what he did?
怎么搞的？也许你也应该原谅吉姆 What the hell? Maybe you should give Jim a break, too.
拜托，你没有取消那些旅馆的订房吧，有吗？ Come on, you didn't give up those hotel reservations, did you?
看吧，把事情想另外一面 See, look at it this way.
我要原谅巴布，和巴布比，吉姆简直是圣人 I'm gonna forgive Bubba. Compared to Bubba, Jim's a saint.
和巴布比，任何人都是圣人 Compared to Bubba, anybody's a saint.
开的好，钱斯 Nice driving, Chauncey.
噢，我很高兴你喜欢，先生 Oh, I'm so glad you enjoyed it, sir.
快来，看看这个！ Come on, check it out!
这次该我 I got this one.
让路，绅士们，拜托！今天下午我们不需要任何助手！ Make way, gentlemen, please! We won't be needing any assistance this afternoon!
别挡路！ Get out of the way!
让我来 Let me get it.
请别碰车 Don't touch the car, please.
好的 Right.
- 乔丹 - 爸爸！ - Jordan. - Daddy!
你真是越来越漂亮了 You are as beautiful as ever.
噢，我要你见见邦比，你的新后母 Oh, I want you to meet Bambi, your new stepmother.
你好吗？ How do you do?
上一个发生了什么事，大情圣劳伦斯·莉-詹森先生？ What happened to the last one, Mrs. Lawrence Leigh-Jensen number seven?
此刻，此刻，乔丹，你的行为就像是个脾气不好的小孩 Now, now, Jordan, let's not behave like a cross child.
我们都快乐的在这里，我们想见你的所有的朋友 We're all here to have fun. We wanna meet all your friends.
噢，那一直和我联络美丽的达契女士在哪？ Oh, where is that lovely Miss Dutchbok whom I've been corresponding with?
嗯！ Mmm!
是的，很好 Yeah. Good.
嘿，甜心，你在上什么课？ Hey, sweetheart, what class are you in?
我不用上任何课，我是这里的老师 I'm not in any class. I'm a teacher here.
噢，那你敎什么的？ Oh, so what do you teach?
性教育 Sex education.
什么？ What?
性教育 Sex education.
性教育？那是我最喜欢的科目！ Sex education? That's my favorite subject!
好了，这里，在这里，在这里 All right. Here, right here. Right here.
好了，好了 Here you go. Here you go.
嗯，退，退，退，退，现在我来处里这个 Well, back, back, back, back, I'll handle this now.
我的亲爱的，我需要给你一些帮助 My dear, I need to give you some help here.
撑下去，撑下去 Back up, back up.
嗯？ Hmm?
我想她会没事 I think she's gonna be all right.
我想我们应该谈谈 I guess we should talk.
我和乔丹没有发生关系，我爱你 Nothing happened between me and Jordan. I love you.
哈喽！ Hello!
哈喽！呦呼！呦呼！呦呼！ Hello! Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo!
欢迎，欢迎光临契莉维尔，我是普顿丝·达契女士 Welcome. Welcome to Cherryvale. I'm Miss Prudence Dutchbok.
真迷人 Charmed.
而且我早就猜到你是谁了，噢，是的，乔丹不断的提起你 And I've already guessed who you are. Oh, yes, Jordan speaks of you ceaselessly.
她以她父亲为傲 She's so proud of her father,
而您亲切的来信说要继续的资助本校 and your kind letters and continued support of Cherryvale.
我认为你是个不凡的人 I think you're a remarkable man.
这位小姐，你真是太客气了 Mademoiselle, you are far too kind.
噢，我希望你让我私人带你在这校园内参观参观 Oh, I hope you'll allow me to give you a personal tour of the school.
好呀，这真是完美的点子 Well, I can think of nothing that I would like better.
噢，我知道你应该会对看看新校舍有兴趣 Oh, I know you're interested in seeing the sights of the new wing.
可惜，我… Unfortunately, we...
在建筑物动工前要提高捐献是不容易的，但是… It's been difficult raising funds for the construction beginning, but...
嗯，那，我们不会有其他进展 Well, now, let's not go another step further.
噢，亲爱的，我似乎把我的支票簿放在车上 Oh, dear, I seem to have left my checkbook in the car.
你介不介意陪我一起上车找找？达契女士 Would you mind accompanying me back to the car, Miss Dutchbok?
噢，我当然乐意，还有请叫我普顿丝 Oh, I'd love it, and please call me Prudence.
非常好，普顿丝 Very well, Prudence.
噢！ Oh!
我不想打扰太多您的时间，莉-詹森先生 I don't want to take up too much of your time, Mr. Leigh-Jensen.
我可以称呼您为莉-詹森先生吗？ May I call you Mr. Leigh-Jensen?
如果你愿意 If you wish.
我确定乔丹急着要见您 I'm sure Jordan will be anxious to see you.
她大概正纳闷您在哪儿 She's probably wondering where you are.
别担心，没有人会知道我们在这 Don't worry. No one is gonna find us in here.
试试这个 Try this.
噢，噢 Oh. Oh.
噢！你在做什么？ Oh! What are you doing?
这让你感到不舒服？达契 Does it displease you? Dutchbok.
这不会让我感到很不舒服 It doesn't displease me that much.
但是您在做这件事的时候应该想到，我亲爱的，你可以写支票了吗？ But do you suppose while you're doing that, my darling, you could write that check?
好啊，当然要写，亲爱的 Well, of course I could, darling.
这里，这里，让我帮你解开这些钮扣 Here, here, let me help you with these buttons.
- 这些钮扣？是啊，它们实在是束缚 - These buttons? - Yes, they're so binding.
我不想让任何东西绑住你 I wouldn't want anything to bind you.
我来解决钮扣，你去解决支票 I'll take care of the buttons, you take care of the check.
如您所愿，最亲爱的宝贝 As you wish, dearest.
该死，这是什么？ Damn. What is it?
我的钢笔掉了 I've dropped my pen.
- 噢，我来捡…噢！ - 原谅我，普顿丝 - Oh, I'll get it... Oh! - Forgive me, Prudence.
我无法抗拒内心的鲁莽冲动 A rash impulse. I couldn't resist.
不需要道歉，支票，宝贝？ No need to apologize. The check, dearest?
噢，对，对，当然，该死！ Oh, yes, yes, of course. Damn!
钢笔？不行，不行，支票，支票掉了 The pen? No, no, the check. I've dropped the check.
- 好吧，让我… - 噢，噢，停止！ - Well, let me. - Oh, oh, stop that!
停！不能！停！停！不行！ Stop! Don't! Stop! Stop! Don't!
噢，天啊，两只手都用上！ Oh, my God, use both hands!
但是我需要一只来写支票 But I need one to write the check.
噢，忘了那该死的支票！用你的双手！ Oh, forget the goddamn check! Use both hands!
- 你喜欢像这样？ - 噢，是的！ - Do you like it like this? - Oh, yes!
对！不要太温和！ Yes! Don't be so gentle!
- 那这样呢？ - 对！对！ - How about this? - Yes! Yes!
- 还有这样？ - 对！对！对！ - And this? - Yes! Yes! Yes!
嘿，等等！等一下！ Hey, wait a minute! Wait a minute!
等一下，在这里发生的有些事很奇怪 Wait a minute. Something strange is happening here.
没有什么好奇怪的，关于两个人想要给予对方愉悦 There's nothing strange about two people trying to give each other pleasure,
不管多不寻常，意思是…我知道！ no matter how bizarre the means. I know!
还有顺带一提，如果你戴上避孕套，将会发生… And by the way, if you're turned on to rubber garments, I happen to have...
噢，必嘴，你这笨蛋！ Oh, shut up, you fool!
我们的声音！似乎像是被放大了！ Our voices! It's almost as if they're amplified!
噢，你，卑鄙的… Oh, you, miserable...
你，你咬我！ You, you bit me!
一开始我就不喜欢你，且现在也一样！ I didn't like you at first, and I don't like you now!
等！等！ Wait! Wait!
你坏，坏，坏男孩！让我出去！ You bad, bad, bad boy! Let me out!
- 你想要我做什么？ - 我不管！ - What do you want me to do? - I don't care!
你不能做这坏事！ You can't do a damn thing!
绝不，绝不，绝不，绝不，绝不！ Never, never, never, never, never!
让那男孩走！ Let the boy go!
我也从没爱过你！ I never liked you, either!
糟糕 Holy shit.
这是谁的车？ Whose car is this?
嘿，巴布！ Hey, Bubba!
巴布？ Bubba?
回家，带我回家！ Home, take me home!
那是我的车？ Was that my car?
- 我做了什么？ - 你踩到了紧急煞车！ - What did I do? - You hit the emergency brake!
- 我很抱歉 - 把你的爪子从我的臀部上移开 - I'm sorry. - Get your paws off my buttocks.
- 嘿 - 嘿，嘿 - Hey. - hey, Hey.
怎么了？ How's it going?
好啦，你们俩个，玩的开心点，别做任何我不会做的事情喔 Okay, you two, have a really great time. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
好啊 Right.
在她的耳边吹气，这会让他心花怒放 Blow in her ear. It really gets broads hot.
谢谢你的建议，巴布 Thanks for the advice, Bubba.
挤她的胸部，这会让她疯狂 Pinch her boobs. It'll drive her crazy.
谢啦，我真不知道没有你我要怎么办 Great. I don't know what I'd do without you.
再见 Bye.
- 好啦，告诉我最新的发展 - 我看看 - Okay, read me the current spread. - Let's see.
好的，赌你不能把她带进宿舍的赔率是二赔一 All right. The odds against you getting her into the dorm are 2-to-1.
现在，假如你带她进宿舍 Now, if you do get her there,
赌你不能把她任何衣物脱掉的赔率是四赔一 the odds against you getting any of her clothes off are 4-to-1.
七赔一的赔率认为你完全碰触不到她 It's 7-to-1 against you getting her top off.
轻而易举，洛伊，轻而易举 Piece of cake, Roy, piece of cake.
但是有九赔一的赔率认为你实际上无法让她露出她的乳房！ But it's 9-to-1 against you getting any actual bare tit!
十二赔一的赔率认为你脱不掉她的内裤 It's 12-to-1 against you getting down to her panties.
而十五赔一的赔率是认为你没办法让她裸体 And 15-to-1 against you getting her mother-ass naked.
二十二赔一认为你没办法骗她上床，差不多就是这样！ 22-to-1 against you scoring in any way, shape or form!
耶…哈！ Yee-haw!
我会变有钱人！ I'm gonna be rich!
哈喽，请找乔丹·莉-詹森？ Hello, can I speak to Jordan Leigh-Jensen, please?
哈喽，乔丹？是巴布 Hello, Jordan? This is Bubba.
好地方 Nice place.
是啊，挺好 Yeah, nice.
你说你的父母多久以前有来过这里？ How long ago did you say your parents stayed here?
二十三年前，来度她们的蜜月 Twenty-three years ago, on their honeymoon.
我能为您服务吗？ May I help you?
我是平面设计师 I'm the graphic designer.
什么？ Excuse me?
我有打过电话来 I called you on the phone.
电话中我在这边订了房间，记得吗？ I made a reservation on the phone. Do you remember?
那您给我的姓名？ And what name did you give?
嗯，你那有什么名子？ Well, what name do you have?
什么？ Excuse me?
我想我太太要说的是她在上礼拜有打电话来这订房间 What I believe my wife is trying to say is that she telephoned about a week ago.
用的名子是格林 The name is Green.
格林，格林，没有，没有，我想这里没有格林先生的预订 Green. Green. No, no, I'm afraid I have no Mr. Green.
也有可能是雷茜 It might be under Ramsay.
雷茜，雷茜，雷茜 Ramsay, Ramsay, Ramsay.
或者是琼丝 Or possibly Jones.
琼丝，琼丝，啊哈，有了，在这里，雷·琼丝夫妇 Jones, Jones. Ah, yes, here we are. Mr. and Mrs. Rams-Jones.
蜜月套房 The honeymoon suite.
这里的钢琴酒吧深夜都有开放 There's late-night entertainment in our piano bar.
当然，你们房间旁的沙滩上有世上最美的日落 Of course, you have your world famous sunsets on the D'Amour beach.
而且只要一点点额外的收费就可以享用到我们的网球场还有按摩浴的服务 And for a slight additional charge, the Jacuzzi and the tennis courts.
嗯，就是这了 Well, here we are.
这是蜜月套房？ Is this the honeymoon suite?
这边所有的蜜月套房都在整修中 They're all honeymoon suites since the remodeling.
而我希望二位能有个愉快的住宿 And I hope that you have a pleasant stay.
- 谢谢您 - 谢谢您 - Thank you. - Thank you.
感谢您 Thank you.
非常的感谢您，先生 Thank you very much, sir.
你可以把这撕坏的黏好 You could tape them together.
好吧，你感觉如何？ Well, so what do you think?
很不错，非常的好 It's nice. It's very nice.
我在想这边会不会就像我父母当年在这里时一样呢 I wonder if this is anything like when Mom and Dad stayed here.
喔，看看这个 Wow, look at this.
嘿，很花俏耶，哈？ Hey, pretty fancy, huh?
这个浴缸看起来应该可以容纳我们两个 This tub looks like it could hold both of us.
我的意思是，假如我们想要这样做 I mean, if we wanted it to.
看看这边的视野 Look at this view.
有人在门口 Someone's at the door.
那又如何？ So what?
放轻松，好吗？谁在那敲门？ Relax, will you? Who's there?
旅馆免费招待的粉红色香槟，雷·琼丝先生 Some complimentary pink champagne, Mr. Rams-Jones.
嘿，谢谢你 Hey, thank you.
嗯，好的，好的，请享用 Well, okay. Okay, enjoy it.
谢谢你 Thank you.
喔，免费赠送的香槟，这感觉挺贵的 Wow, complimentary champagne. This must've cost a mint.
哦…喔 Uh-oh.
怎么了？ What's wrong?
噢，没有玻璃杯 Oh, there aren't any glasses.
嗯，我们可以用浴室的塑胶杯 Well, we can drink out of the plastic ones in the bathroom.
不用，别傻了 No, don't be silly.
我来叫客房服务，我等不及要再给那个人小费 I'll call room service. I'm dying to give that guy a tip again.
这是她？ Is that her?
我不敢相信！你竟然有办法把她约到这来 I can't believe it! You actually got her here.
早就跟你说了，你这傻蛋？ What'd I tell you, numbnuts?
好吧，我再赌十元说你能摸到她但是没办法让她露出乳房 Okay. I got another 10 bucks says you get her top off but no bare tit.
- 跟你赌了 - 好啦，等，等，等，等，等 - You're on. - Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
我们要怎么知道你的进展如何？ How are we supposed to know how far you get?
对呀，你不希望我们在里面指点你吧，是吧？ Yeah, you don't expect us to take his word for it, do you?
帮助别人是好事，但君子一诺千金，相信我 Good as gold. The man's word is as good as gold. Trust me.
- 巴布几时骗过我们！ - 等等！我会告诉你们进展 - Bubba's told the truth every time! - Hold it! I'll tell you what.
你跟洛伊进衣柜，其馀的笨蛋，出去 You get in the closet with Roy, the rest of you assholes, out.
嘿，他们可以看我们也要，你和巴布还有洛伊串再一起的？ Hey, he gets to watch and not us. You in on this with Bubba and Roy?
- 山姆，每次他… - 安静一下！ - Sam, every time he... - Hold up here!
我才不管你们哪个要和洛伊一起进衣柜, I don't give a rat's ass which one of you is in the closet with Roy,
但是我和乔丹在这里的时候剩下的人不准待在这 but I want the rest of you out of here by the time I get back with Jordan.
好吧，绅士们，最后的赌注，听着！四赔一，脱衣服 All right, gentlemen, last call. Here we go! 4-to-1 clothes off.
七赔一，裸上半身；十二赔一，脱掉内裤 7-to-1 top off. 12-to-1 panties down.
二十二赔一，上床得分，还有谁要下注？ 22-to-1 score city. Who's in?
十元赌内裤！ 10 on panties!
别客气了，我会为他做任何事情 Don't even mention it. I'd do anything for that guy.
但是我得告诉你，乔丹，如果他不是我的好兄弟 But I'll tell you, Jordan, if he weren't my best buddy,
我不得不对你展开追求 I'd have to put the old moves on you myself.
真的，是吗？但是贝琪怎么办？ Really, now? But what about Betsy?
贝琪？贝琪是个有趣的女孩，但是她和我只是普通朋友 Betsy? Betsy's an amusing girl, but she and I are just good friends.
我得把你们两个的赌注写上 I got you both down.
嗯，那边是吉姆睡的，我的在这边 Well, that's Jim's side. I'm over here.
- 你觉得如何？ - 不可思议 - What do you think? - Marvelous.
噢，你确定这些都是你一个人做的？ Oh, surely you didn't do all this yourself?
嗯，我想有些宿舍的同学有帮一些忙 Well, I guess some of the guys in the dorm helped out.
所以，要喝点东西吗？ So, how's about a drink?
吉姆何时会到这里？ When's Jim gonna get here?
随时，随时 Any minute. Any minute.
你只要放轻松，把你的鞋子脱掉！ You just make yourself comfortable. Take off your shoes!
或是任何衣服上的束缚 Or any other tight, binding articles of clothing.
而我去帮你弄些喝的 And I'll mix you that drink.
噢！ Ow!
- 怎么了？ - 怎么了？没事，没事 - What's wrong? - Wrong? Nothing. Nothing.
你必须原谅我，乔丹 You'll have to excuse me, Jordan.
我只是不习惯在我的房间接待女性的访客 It's just I'm not used to receiving female visitors in my room.
我只是有点紧张 And I must be a tad nervous.
紧张，巴布，你和所有人？ Nervous, Bubba, you of all people?
这只是，嗯… It's just that, well...
和你在此共处一室… Being here alone with you in this room...
是啊？ Yes?
我感觉我对吉姆的忠诚可能，嗯 I feel that my loyalty to Jim might be, well,
已经妥协了 compromised.
已经妥协了？ Compromised?
是啊 Yeah.
这不太完美，真的不完美 It isn't perfect. It just isn't.
我以为我会觉得这会很浪漫 And I'm not feeling romantic like I thought I would.
你不这么觉得？ You're not?
好吧，那你感觉如何？ Well, what are you feeling?
感觉很恶心 Nauseous.
嗯，克莉丝，这些都只是我所需要的 Well, Chris, this is just what I need.
- 什么？ - 没什么 - What? - Nothing.
- 不，你刚刚说什么？ - 没什么 - No, what was it you said? - Nothing.
听着，我很抱歉你没有感觉到罗曼蒂克，克莉丝，我感觉挺罗曼蒂克的 Listen, I'm sorry you're not feeling romantic, Chris. I'm feeling romantic.
你有吗？ You are?
当然 Absolutely.
我的意思是，看看这个地方 I mean, look at this place.
这是我见过最浪漫的地方了 It's the most romantic place I've ever seen.
看看这张床，你以前有睡过像这样会震动的床吗？ Like this bed. Have you ever slept in a vibrating bed before?
没有，但会震动的床… No, but vibrating beds...
你曾经有在高级地毯上喝过粉红色香槟 Have you ever had pink champagne, and a red fur rug
且床边还有个闪亮盔甲的骑士？ and a knight in shining armor standing by your bed?
- 没有 - 嗯，好吧 - No. - Well, all right.
所以我们就是在这世界上最浪漫的地方了 So here we are in the most romantic place in the world,
而且陪在你身旁的男人是这世上最浪漫的人 and here you are with the most romantic guy in the world.
占有我吧 Take me.
占有我然后和我做你想做的事，蹂躏我吧 Take me and do with me what you will. Ravage me.
你现在感觉到罗曼蒂克了吗，亲爱的？ Are you feeling romantic now, my darling?
我的感觉是有点醉了还有受惊了 What I'm feeling is drunk and scared.
而且我要起身去透透气 And like I'm gonna toss my cookies any second.
该死 Damn.
且我们的暑假过后，她求我留下，但… And after our summer, she begged me to stay, but...
当时是在巴黎 That was Paris.
听着，巴布，一直在这等你的朋友让我很不高兴 Look, Bubba, I'm getting really sick of waiting for your friend.
乔丹，再等一下子，看在吉姆的份上 Jordan, just a little longer. For Jim's sake.
是啊，这真是荒唐！我要走了！ Come on, this is ridiculous! I'm gonna go!
等一下！等一下！ Wait! Wait!
看看，吉姆为了今晚买了瓶上等的香槟 Now, Jim bought a bottle of vintage champagne just for tonight.
如果你没有尝尝看，他是绝对不会原谅我，拜托？ He'd never forgive me if I let you go without at least trying some. Please?
瞧！ look!
红色香槟？ Red champagne?
这是最好的 The finest money can buy.
买来就只有等到你来试试看 Just wait till you try this stuff.
哦！ Whoa!
- 噢，我… - 看看你做了什么好事！ - Oh, I'm ... - Look what you've done!
我的衣服毁了！ My clothes are ruined!
脱掉他！全部脱掉！ Take them off! All of them!
脱掉衣服我拿去洗 Take them off and soak them.
我拿毛巾给你 I'll get you a towel.
不 No.
有了！ Got one!
- 给我！你有没有苏打水？ - 苏打水？ - Give me that! Do you have any soda water? - Soda water?
来清理这些污渍！ To take the stains out!
如果有的话我去找找 I'll go see if we have any.
我问你，乔丹，你要和我跳支舞吗？ So tell me, Jordan, would you like to dance?
噢，贝琪，这真是意外，我刚刚正在想你 Oh, Betsy. What a great surprise. I was just thinking about you.
噢，是吗？我确定 Oh, yeah? I'm sure.
发生了什么事… What in the world is going...
我想你们两个应该彼此认识？ I suppose you two know each other?
你在这里做什么？ What the hell are you doing here?
我来这找吉姆的，你管的着吗 I came here to meet Jim, if it's any of your business.
- 是这样吗？ - 你觉得吉姆会留克莉丝一个人在偷情旅馆然后离去？ - Is that right? - You expected Jim to leave Chris at the Hotel D'Amour?
- 不！ - 偷情旅馆？ - No! - The Hotel D'Amour?
对呀，他们几个小时以前就去了 That's right. They left hours ago.
吉姆和克莉丝在偷情旅馆？ Jim is at the Hotel D'Amour with Chris?
我真不敢相信！ I can't believe this!
我浪费整夜在这猪舍陪你喝这烂香槟！ I spent all night in this pigsty with you drinking after-shave cologne!
听着你说你的无聊萝蔓史！ Listening to your boring stories about what a big lover you are!
我的衣服呢？ Where're my clothes?
你的衣服？ Your clothes?
我的衣服在哪？ Where're my clothes?
我怎么可以不穿衣服出去呢？ How am I gonna go out like this?
噢，谢谢 Oh, thanks.
哇，好吧，女孩们，难道就不能开个玩笑吗？ Now, come on, girls. Can't you take a joke?
我的意思是，拜托，这挺有趣的！ I mean, come on, it's funny!
- 好啦，来吧 - 十五赔一 - All right, come on. - 15-to-1.
- 十赔一 - 好啦 - 10-to-1. - All right.
拜托，好啦，山姆 Come on. All right, Sam.
嗨，你在这 Hi, there.
嗨 Hi.
我找不到你，挺担心的 I couldn't find you. I got worried.
我的行为真是像个浑蛋 I behaved like a real jerk.
我也是 So did I.
我爱你，克莉丝 I love you, Chris.
我知道，我也爱你 I know. I love you, too.
我原本想的不是这样 I guess this just wasn't it.
不是怎样？ Wasn't what?
我以为只要时刻到了，在适当的地点，事情就会像我想的那样 The right time, the right place, the right anything.
我努力的装做就是这样 I tried so hard to pretend that it was.
但这是骗人的 It just wasn't.
这只是，我不知道，像是…太… It was just, I don't know, like, too...
低俗？ Tacky?
天啊，我真高兴你这样说，我很怕你会喜欢这样 God, I'm glad you said that. I was afraid that you liked it.
真的？我怕你会喜欢这样 Really? I was afraid you liked it.
我比任何人更加的爱你，克莉丝 I never could love anybody more than I love you, Chris.
噢，吉姆 Oh, Jim.
我真不敢相信你害我迟到我的毕业典礼 I can't believe you made me late to my own graduation.
现在，乔丹，你的老爸不会再天天结婚了 Now, Jordan, your father doesn't get married every day.
因为其他天都在结婚 Just about every other day.
是的，凯布蕾女士，我的意思是，妈妈 Yes, Miss Copuletta. I mean, Mother.
钱斯，这次要照顾好车 Chauncey, stay with the car this time.
但…当然，莉-詹森先生，我总是在照顾车 But, of course, Mr. Leigh-Jensen. I always stay close to the car.
家长，全体教职员，尊贵的来宾 Parents, faculty, honored guests.
欢迎来到第八十六届契莉维尔女子学院的毕业典礼仪式 Welcome to the 86th Commencement Exercises of Cherryvale Academy.
嗯，学年终于结束了 Well, the year is finally at an end.
经过了漫长的努力奋斗，但是，女孩们，我们过去齐心协力 It has been a long, hard struggle but, girls, we've pulled together,
且现在你总算完成了你们的学业 and now you have finally completed your studies.
我看见你们的老师们脸泛红，因为她们感到满意地完成了她们的杰作 I see your teachers aglow with the satisfaction of a job well done.
我看见… I see...
决不！ Never!
所有的家长们，也让她们的女儿 Your parents, secure in the knowledge
在此得到了知识且收获良多 that their daughters have received the very best.
且，毕业生们，我看见你们的欣喜 And, you graduates, I see your joy.
证明了这些你们所完成的成就上的骄傲 The justifiable pride in your accomplishments.
追寻你们人生中的未来是令人兴奋的 The excitement as you go forward into your futures.
从尴尬的青少年时期到茁壮成长 You've blossomed from awkward adolescence
进入年轻女孩成年期的年轻气盛 into the full bloom of young womanhood.
但是带着这欣喜随之而来的是艰辛的路 But with this joy comes a tug at the throat.
一个小小的挫折 A tiny sorrow.
一个敏感的思念 A tender nostalgia.
嘿，小心点，老兄！ Hey, watch it, man!
我可以记起，我自己的这一天还是个学生时 I can remember my own days here as a student.
而且当然了，那一天就像今天，有着许多复杂的情绪 And certainly, on a day like today, comes a wide array of varied emotions.
在未来，你会记起你在这里的所有点滴 In future years, you'll reflect upon your years here
且回忆起，我可以确信，那会是你人生中最快乐的时光 and remember them, I am certain, as the happiest time of your life.
我自己的感觉是什么？ What of my own feelings?
嗯，我们曾经有过内心的起伏 Well, we have had our ups and downs,
但是我还是会怀念你们耀眼的表情 but I shall miss your shining faces,
纵使你追到了你充满光明的前途 even as you go forth to fulfill your bright promise.
现在我要让纽豪斯小姐发表致词 And now I shall yield the floor to Miss Newhouse,
她因为某些我不知道的原因 who, for reasons I don't pretend to understand,
她被毕业生推举为致再会词的代表 has been elected to make the farewell remarks on behalf of the graduates.
晴天，晴天 Sunny days. Sunny days.
谢谢您，达契女士 Thank you, Miss Dutchbok.
我个人谨代表全体毕业生 On behalf of the entire graduating class,
谢谢您对我们的所有努力 I'd like to thank you for all you've done for us.
不，你不会在见到我们耀眼的表情 No, you won't be seeing our shining faces anymore.
这有些东西可以让你永远记得 Here's something you can always remember us by.
准备，女孩们？ Ready, girls?
毕业了，契莉维尔！你将忘不了我们！ Graduation, Cherryvale! You won't forget us soon!
快乐就在我们面前！我们把忧伤抛在脑后！ Sunny days ahead of us! We leave behind this moon!
做得好啊！ Way to go!