[音乐播放] [MUSIC PLAYING]
[敲门声] [KNOCKING]
早上好，伊芙。 Good morning, Eve.
嗨，克兰医生。 Hi, Dr. Crane.
你和弗雷迪真是太好了，开车送我去参加开幕式。 You and Freddie are so sweet to drive me to the dedication.
哦，当然，当然。 Oh, of course, of course.
这不是一个容易的周年纪念。 Not an easy anniversary.
你今天不应该一个人待着。 You shouldn't be alone today.
你还好吗？ How are you holding up?
我挺好的。 I'm all right.
事实上，我整个周末都在做亚当喜欢做的事情。 I actually spent the weekend doing things that Adam loved.
你知道，为了让他记忆犹新。 You know, as a way to keep his memory fresh.
我看了一部木偶电影。 I watched a Muppet movie.
我读了他最喜欢的漫画书。 I read his favorite comic book.
我早餐吃冰淇淋，晚餐吃麦片粥。 I had ice cream for breakfast, cereal for dinner.
夏娃，恕我冒昧，亚当是成年人了，对吧？ Eve, excuse me for asking, but Adam was an adult, yes?
嗯。 Yeah.
那是我的人。 That was my guy.
嗯，这是向他致敬的健康方式， Well, that is a healthy way to honor him,
在情感上，如果不是在营养上。 emotionally, if not nutritionally.
哦，你看起来真漂亮。 Oh, you look so nice.
真的？ Really?
嗯。 Yeah.
我不知道。 I don't know.
我觉得我就像是在参加英国皇家海军舰队的训练。 I feel like I'm in the course of HMS Pinafore.
爸爸，离钢琴远点。 Dad, get away from the piano.
我能做到的，邦迪。 I can do it, Bouncy.
这可能会让你的精神振作一点。 It might lift your spirits a bit.
伊芙经历的还不够多吗？ Hasn't Eve been through enough?
你今天需要我们做什么，伊芙？ What do you need from us today, Eve?
仪式结束后需要有人陪吗？ Would you like some company after the service?
不，我不会有事的。 No, I'll be OK.
我觉得今天是检查亚当的好日子 I figure it's a good day to go through Adam's
最后一箱东西，最后决定是保留还是出售。 last box of stuff, finally decide what to keep or sell.
主要是John Gold CD，T恤，类星体。 It's mostly John Gold CDs, t-shirts, quasar.
类星体，那是什么？ Quasar, what's that?
哦，是亚当以前在网上玩的这个愚蠢的电子游戏。 Oh, it's this dumb video game that Adam used to play online.
我认为它涉及外星殖民者和种族 I think it involves alien colonists and a race
古老的蘑菇人。 of ancient mushroom people.
啊，古老的蘑菇人。 Ah, the ancient mushroom people.
他们的文化是野蛮的，但他们的艺术是如此纯净。 Their culture was barbaric, but their art so pure.
至少让弗雷迪和我今晚给你带点晚餐。 At least let Freddy and me bring you some dinner this evening.
哦，我很乐意。 Oh, I'd love that.
好了，我们该走了。 OK, we should get going.
我要去拿我的钱包。 I'm going to grab my purse.
那你还撑得住吗？ So how are you holding up?
是啊，你知道的，还不错，正在写演讲稿。 Yeah, you know, not too bad, working on the speech.
很难总结出一段15年的友谊 It's kind of hard to summarize a 15-year friendship
在一张3x5的卡片上。 on a 3 by 5 card.
只要记住说真心话就行了。 Just remember to speak from the heart.
而且这些确实是5x7s的。 And those do come in 5 by 7s.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
你确定你还好吗？ You sure you're OK?
很好。 Fine.
因为如果你不想说话， Because if you don't want to talk,
也许还有其他沟通的方式。 there are other ways to communicate, perhaps
轻快的，歌剧的。 something light, operatic.
[歌声] [SINGING]
这是陪审团审判，而不是直接审判， That's trial by jury, not pinafore,
我知道这一点是你的错。 and it's your fault that I know that.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
[音乐播放] [MUSIC PLAYING]
最后，亚当最好的朋友说了一些话， And finally, some words from Adam's best friend,
弗雷德·奥克莱恩。 Fred O'Krane.
你认为他的演讲会有困难吗？ Do you think he'll have trouble getting through his speech?
他可能会。 He might.
他一直都很情绪化。 He's always been emotional.
如果爱国者队是 Used to cry his eyes out if the Patriots were
在第一幕就大跌了。 down big in the first act.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
在中场休息期间，他伤心欲绝。 And he was inconsolable during the intermission.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
好吧，如果找不到合适的词， Well, if there's any trouble finding the right words,
我带来了我的老朋友约翰·济慈。 I brought along my old friend, John Keats.
哦，济慈。 Oh, Keats.
[咯咯地笑] [CHUCKLES]
他在变形方面是无与伦比的 He is unparalleled in transmogrifying
悲哀化为美丽。 sorrow into beauty.
哈。 Huh.
老实说，我很难保持 I got to be honest, I'm having trouble keeping
在我谈话的那一边。 up my end of the conversation.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
嗨，大家好。 Hey, everybody.
亚当和我是在学院一起长大的，然后，呃-- Adam and I came up together in the academy, and, uh--
哦，天哪，他是独一无二的。 oh, man, he was one of a kind.
但现在一年过去了，我 But now that a year has passed, I
我想我终于准备好承认一些我从未做过的事 think that I'm finally ready to admit something that I never
我真的觉得我以前可以说。 really felt like I could say before.
[叹息] [SIGHS]
亚当的辣椒食谱是嘎巴奇。 Adam's chili recipe was gabbage.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
我是说，得了吧，伙计。 I mean, come on, man.
磨碎的火鸡？ Ground turkey?
你在想什么，伙计？ What are you thinking, bud?
问题是，亚当是个特别的人， The thing is, Adam was a special guy,
没有什么比看到夏娃更让他高兴的了 and nothing would have made him happier than to see Eve
他在这里的所有朋友都在想着他，微笑着。 and all of his friends here thinking about him and smiling.
所以，呃，伙计，我爱你，我想你。 So, uh, buddy, I just love you and I miss you.
[掌声] [APPLAUSE]
真是太完美了。 That was perfect.
热情洋溢的告别词。 An effulgent valediction.
是啊，超级猫咪。 Yeah, super kitsy.
不管怎样，我该回家了。 Anyway, I should go home.
对，对。 Right, right.
替我拥抱一下小约翰，我们晚饭时见。 Give baby John a hug for me, and we will see you for dinner.
是。 Yes.
嘿，医生。 Hey, Doc.
弗雷迪的演讲做得很好，是吧？ Freddie did a great job with that speech, huh?
他当然这么做了，不是吗？ He certainly did, didn't he?
嗯。 Yeah.
挺好的。 It was fine.
你只是生气他没有用你给他的笑话。 You just mad he didn't use the jokes you gave him.
亚当是波兰人。 Adam was Polish.
不是现在，而是什么时候。 It's not now, when.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
那么弗雷迪在跟谁说话呢？ So who's Freddie talking to?
哦，那是斯塔托斯医生。 Oh, that's Dr. Stathos.
她是地区心理医生。 She's the district therapist.
她不能和病人约会，但她很棒 She can't date patients, but she's very good
在礼貌地设定界限方面。 at politely setting boundaries.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
心理医生？ Therapist?
嗯，我想这对你的工作会有帮助 Well, I suppose that would be useful in your line of work
带着悲痛和创伤。 with-- with grief and trauma.
是啊，她很棒。 Yeah, she's great.
她帮助许多消防员度过了悲痛。 She helped a lot of firefighters work through grief.
弗雷迪最近经常和她一起工作。 Freddie's been working with her a lot lately.
真的？ Really?
某种强制性的事情吗？ Some sort of a mandatory thing?
不，不，不。 No, no, no, no, no.
只有在你真正挣扎的时候，她才会在你身边。 She's only there when you're really struggling.
嗯。 Hm.
所以弗雷迪已经开始去看心理医生了。 So Freddie has started seeing a therapist.
但当我问他过得怎么样时，他说，很好，或者很好， But when I ask him how he's doing, he says, fine, or OK,
或者，爸爸，你挡住了电视。 or, dad, you're blocking the TV.
消防犬表现出更多的情感。 The firehouse dog shows more emotion.
啊，狗。 Ugh, dogs.
狗？ Dogs?
好吧，有什么好喜欢的？ Well, what's to like?
狼群突然从顶级捕食者进化而来 A wolf pack suddenly evolves from apex predator
敬男人最好的闻裤腿的好朋友。 to man's crotch-sniffing best friend.
不，我不是... No, I'm not--
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
我讨厌做一个陈词滥调的心理系主任 I hate to be the cliche head of psychology department
为心理学辩护，但作为心理学家，我们不应该 defending psychology, but shouldn't we as psychologists
是支持心理学的吗？ be pro-psychology?
不，我很高兴他在跟她说话 No, I'm-- I'm glad he's talking to her,
但他为什么要和她说话？ but why is he talking to her?
嗯，唯一能回答这个问题的两个人 Well, the only two people who can answer that question
是弗雷迪和他的心理医生。 are Freddie and his therapist.
而弗雷迪显然还没准备好和你分享这一点。 And Freddie's clearly not ready to share that with you.
啊，我明白了。 Ah, point taken.
真的，这是出乎意料的容易。 Really, that was surprisingly easy.
我会去问她的。 I'll ask her instead.
谢谢你，艾伦。 Thank you, Ellen.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
[敲门声] [KNOCKING]
[门开了] [DOOR OPENS]
嘿。 Hey.
等等，你是来看我的吗？ Wait, are you checking in on me?
我说过我想一个人待着。 I said I wanted to be alone.
我知道呀。 I know.
我真的不想一个人待着。 I really don't want to be alone.
我知道呀。 I know.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
我听说你想卖一款电子游戏系统。 And I heard that you're trying to sell a video game system.
我也许能在宿舍里找到人买下它。 I might be able to find someone in my dorm to buy it.
真的？ Really?
所有的哈佛学生都不忙着做爱吗？ All those Harvard kids aren't busy having sex?
好的。 Nice.
不管怎样，比赛在那边。 Anyway, the game's over there.
我把它设置好了，看看它是否还能用。 I set it up to see if it still works.
类星体。 Quasar.
到底怎么回事？ What's going on?
你玩过吗？ You've played it?
更像是玩弄了我。 More like it played me.
我已经不再排队等待六个月了。 I've been off the queue for coming up on six months.
真的？ Really?
这只是个游戏。-哦，当然可以. It's just a game. - Oh, sure.
是的，事情就是这样开始的。 Yeah, it starts that way.
但之后它就会把你吸进去。 But then it sucks you in.
别担心。 No worries.
我不想让你... I wouldn't want you to--
好吧，也许只是一次小小的地下城突袭。 Well, maybe just one little dungeon raid.
只是为了确保系统正常工作。 Just to make sure the system works.
你就不能看出来-- Can't you tell by just--
我说的是一次突袭。 I said one raid.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
那个盒子怎么样了？ So how's it going with the box?
嗯，我把它拿出来，把它的顶盖拿掉了。 Well, I took it out and took its top off.
哦，太好了。 Oh, great.
所以你去了二垒。 So you got to second base.
这还不错。 That's not bad.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
我不知道为什么这么难开始。 I don't know why it's so hard to get started.
我想部分原因是因为这是亚当的最后一个盒子。 I guess in part it's because it's Adam's last box.
我懂了。 I get it.
告诉你吧。 Tell you what.
让我来帮忙吧。 Let me help.
那就太棒了。 That would be amazing.
好的，让我们从简单的开始。 OK, let's start easy.
一只袜子。 One sock.
这显然是... That's obviously--
留着吧。 Keep.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
好的。 OK.
呃，被腐蚀的电池。 Uh, corroded battery.
他是个喜欢电池的人。 He was such a battery guy.
留着吧。 Keep.
伊芙，你知道你不能什么都留着，对吧？ Eve, you know you can't just keep everything, right?
对对对。 Right, right, right.
对不起。 I'm sorry.
我们可以把这些坏了的绿色太阳镜扔了。 We can toss these broken green sunglasses.
哇，哇。 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
从某个派对日来的？ From some Patty's Day?
你疯了吗？ Are you crazy?
你为什么不把孩子也扔了呢？ Why don't you just throw the baby out, too?
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
是啊，进来吧。 Yeah, come in.
请原谅我的打扰。 Forgive the intrusion.
[喘息] [GASPS]
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
在我自己的小工作区里的著名的Frazier起重机？ The famous Frazier Crane in my own little workspace here?
要出城去了。 Getting way out of town.
我不知道我到底有多出名 I don't know how famous I really am.
你在开我的玩笑吗？ Are you kidding me?
我这里有一个马克杯，上面有你的照片。 I've got a mug here with your picture on it.
嗯，不是这个杯子。 Well, not this mug.
那个马克杯在家里。 That mug's at home.
这个杯子是一个抽象的图案。 This mug is an abstract pattern.
这就是你有多出名。 That's how famous you are.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
你是？ And you are?
[笑] [LAUGHS]
我一点也不出名。 I'm not famous at all.
不，我是说你的名字。 No, I meant your name.
哦，我很抱歉。 Oh, I'm sorry.
我是弗吉尼亚·斯塔托斯医生。 I'm Dr. Virginia Stathos.
哦，天哪，简直就是火腿飞节。 Oh, my god, it's like a ham hock.
噢。 Oh.
哦，我着陆了。 Oh, I land.
我是消防队的区域治疗师。 I'm the regional therapist here for the fire department.
但你可以叫我医生。 But you can call me Doc.
那是医生的缩写。 That's short for doctor.
但你知道的。 But you know that.
天哪，我好紧张。 Oh, my god, I'm so nervous.
请坐，请坐。 Please, have a seat.
是。 Yes.
哦，我的天。 Oh, my gosh.
我看到你有个狗笼子。 So, I see you have a dog crate.
你用宠物疗法吗？ Do you use pet therapy?
哦，我和斯帕奇共用一个空间。 Oh, I share the space with Sparky.
是啊，下雨的时候这里会变得有点成熟。 Yeah, gets a little ripe in here when it rains.
我还和一个出气筒分享它 I also share it with a punching bag
和磷铵储罐。 and ammonium phosphate tanks.
我的意思是我不在花旗银行工作，对吗？ What I'm saying is I don't work at a Citibank, right?
那么，上电视很酷吗？ So, was it cool being on TV?
是。 Yes.
是的，非常酷。 Yes, it was very cool.
听着，我--我儿子弗雷迪是这里的消防员。 Listen, I-- my son, Freddy, is a firefighter here.
我知道你一直在和他约会。 And I understand you've been seeing him.
你知道我不能告诉你他是不是病人。 You know I can't tell you whether or not he's a patient.
是的，但我确实看到了一个文件夹，上面有他的名字。 Yeah, but I do see a folder there with his name on it.
你是守门员吗？ Are you a goalie?
因为没有什么能逃过你的眼睛。 Because nothing gets by you.
你不是很有趣吗。 Aren't you fun.
但心理医生对心理医生，我只是想知道是否有 But therapist to therapist, I was just wondering if there's
任何我应该成为的人-- anything that I should be--
这是机密信息。 That is confidential information.
分享这一信息将是一种严重的违规行为。 And sharing that would be a serious violation.
你在节目中有没有像奥普拉那样赠送汽车， Did you give away any cars on the show, like an Oprah,
就像土星或者什么疯狂的东西？ like even a Saturn or something crazy?
不，不。 No, no.
几辆ATV。 A couple of ATVs.
哦，我们确实送过一辆沙丘马车。 Oh, we did give away a dune buggy once.
原谅我，我永远不会透露一个耐心的治疗过程。 And forgive me, I would never divulge a patient session.
当然不是。 Of course not.
你是专业的。 You're a pro.
作为一个父亲，我相信你能理解的。 I'm sure you can understand that for a father.
嗯，如果这是一个关心父母的计时器，我会在哪里-- Well, if this were a concerned parent-o-meter, where would I--
美国儿科学会的道德准则是非常明确的，克兰博士。 The APA's code of ethics is crystal clear, Dr. Crane.
对吗？ Right?
违反这一规定会危及我的驾照 And violating that would jeopardize my license
以及我个人的道德准则。 and my personal code of ethics.
当然了。 Of course.
现在，你在节目中有自己的发型师吗？ Now, did you have your own hair person on the show?
如果你这样做了，你踩到小费了吗？ And if you did, did you stomp the tip?
是也不是。 Yes and no.
不习惯给小费。 Not customary to tip.
有钱人就是有钱人，对吧，克兰博士？ The rich stay rich, huh, Dr. Crane?
嘿，医生，你需要它在前面。 Hey, Doc, you need it out front.
与其说是你，不如说是你的中距离跳投。 Well, not so much you as your mid-range jump shot.
我是瓦萨尔的控球后卫。 I was a point guard at Vassar.
希望你这次真的带来了，小甜心。 Let's hope you actually bring it this time, cupcake.
弗雷泽，你还好吗？ Frazier, are you OK?
你看起来很震惊。 You look shaken.
是啊，一切都还好吗？ Yeah, is everything all right?
不，一点也不好。 No, it's not all right.
原因是这样的。 The reason is this.
弗雷泽，不。 Frazier, no.
等等，那是什么？ Wait, what is that?
我没有头绪。 I have no idea.
我只是在纵容他。 I'm just indulging him.
我未经允许就从他的心理医生那里拿走了Freddy的档案。 I took Freddy's file from his therapist without permission.
弗雷泽，不。 Frazier, no.
你偷了弗雷迪的档案？ You stole Freddy's file?
我把它错放在毛衣下面了。 I misplaced it underneath my sweater.
我当时处于一种赋格状态。 I was in a fugue state.
我心急如焚。 I was fraught.
我只是想知道弗雷迪是否还好。 I just had to know if Freddy was all right.
弗雷泽，这是对道德的重大违反。 Frazier, this is a major ethical breach.
当然，我们都有过道德灰色地带的调情。 Of course, we've all had our dalliances in moral gray areas.
我们当中有谁没有游刃有余 Who amongst us hasn't played fast and loose
带着处方本？ with a prescription pad?
或者向病人假装他们是 Or pretended to a patient that they're
向一个死去的亲戚通灵，只是为了让他明白一点？ channeling a dead relative just to get a point across?
窃取和读取文件。 To steal and read a file.
我还没有读过，但我可能会读。 I haven't read it, but I might.
那是什么？ What's that?
你想让我警告你的曾孙 You want me to warn your great grandson
弗雷泽没有打开文件吗？ Frazier not to open the file?
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
听着，我是他父亲。 Look, I'm his father.
我要知道他没事。 I need to know he's OK.
这份文件是保密的。 This file is confidential.
仅仅拥有它就可能是非法的。 Just possessing it could be illegal.
是吗? Is it?
我们来问问专家，好吗？ Let's ask an expert, OK?
这所房子里有学法律的学生吗？ Are there any legal students in the house?
我们都是检察官办公室的人。 We're all from the DA's office.
哦，更好了。 Oh, even better.
假设一个伪名人偷走了一份医疗-- So say a pseudo celebrity stole a medical--
抱歉，抱歉。 sorry, sorry.
一位真正的名人偷了一份医疗-- A real celebrity stole a medical--
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
好的，好的。 All right, all right.
读，我读不了这份文件。 Read, I can't read this file.
除非我们能找到某种漏洞。 Unless we could figure out some sort of a loophole.
不行。-绝对不是. No way. - Absolutely not.
不，不，把它想象成一个拼图。 No, no, think of it as a puzzle.
哦，拼图？ Ooh, a puzzle?
是。 Yes.
如果我们知道有一个聪明的人恐吓了男人 If only we knew a brilliant someone who intimidated men
以她解决问题的敏锐。 with her problem-solving acumen.
我? Me?
我知道这一点。 I knew that.
好的，奥利维亚，你能帮我 Yes, Olivia, will you help tackle
这是我的脑筋急转弯吗？ this brain teaser with me?
好吧，假设，如果读到这份文件 All right, hypothetically, what if reading this file
能阻止连环杀手吗？ could stop a serial killer?
那我们是不是应该打开它？ Should we open it then?
对不起，再提醒我一次。 Sorry, remind me again.
弗雷迪杀了多少人？ How many people has Freddy slain?
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
奥利维亚的意思是我们不知道 Point Olivia is making is that we don't know,
所以我们得往里面看。 so we have to look inside.
不，不，不。 No, no, no.
等一下，等一下。 Hold on, hold on.
我只是热身而已。 I'm just warming up.
[清喉] [CLEARS THROAT]
好的，如果文件掉在地上打开了， OK, if the file fell on the ground and opened,
那么从技术上讲-- then technically--
[砰] [THUD]
该死，它打不开。 Damn, it didn't open.
也许我可以把它扔得更用力。 Maybe I can throw it harder.
我不能让你这么做，弗雷泽。 I can't let you do this, Frasier.
这是不对的。 It's wrong.
真的吗艾伦？ Really, Alan?
突然之间，你就成了道德卫士， Suddenly, you're the ethics champion,
伪装成现役军人的人 he who pretends to be active military
在登机前。 before boarding a plane.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
这一次恰好不同。 This happens to be different.
如果弗雷迪发现你读了里面的东西， If Freddy ever finds out that you've read what's in here,
你会毁掉你努力建立的所有信任 you'll ruin all the trust you've worked
和他一起重建太难了。 so hard to rebuild with him.
一旦你失去了这一点，有了孩子，你可能永远不会-- And once you lose that, with a child, you may never--
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
你可能再也拿不回来了。 You may never get it back.
我不能读那份文件。 I can't read that file.
干得好。 Good work.
那么，您计划如何替换此文件？ So how do you plan to replace this file?
我没有想得那么远。 I hadn't thought that far ahead.
听起来像是另一个谜题。 Sounds like another puzzle.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
但如果他的心理医生发现它不见了， But if his therapist finds out that it's missing,
她会知道是我干的。 she'll know it was me.
所以我们得把它带回她的办公室 So we've got to get it back into her office
在她知道它不见了之前。 before she knows it's missing.
我不干了。 I'm out.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
哦，不。 Oh, no.
但如果在路上，我们遇到了一个桥巨魔 But what if on our way, we encounter a bridge troll
用三个谜语？ with riddles three?
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
我希望你能遇到桥上的巨魔。 I hope you encounter a bridge troll.
他们吃老山羊。 They eat old goats.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
我们知道她和弗雷迪什么时候再见面吗？ Do we have any idea when she and Freddy are meeting again?
嗯，一个真正优秀的心理医生会让 Well, a really good therapist would keep
这些信息在-- that information in the--
弗雷泽！ Frasier!
我需要你专注于做正确的事。 I need you to focus on doing the right thing.
好的，让我们去闯入一座城市建筑。 OK, let's go and break into a city building.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
好的，那么我们已经成功地把所有东西 OK, so we have successfully moved everything
从未分拣的盒子到保留盒子， from the unsorted box into the keep box,
如果你仔细想想，这是一种非常低效的方式 which if you think about it, is a super inefficient way
什么都不做。 of doing nothing.
这太难了。 It's just so hard.
我知道这看起来像垃圾，但它 I know it seems like junk, but it's
仍然很难摆脱它。 still so hard to get rid of it.
我知道呀。 I know.
我一直在想一定是有原因的 I keep thinking there must be a reason
亚当把它都留着了，对吧？ that Adam kept it all, right?
就像这块石头。 Like this rock.
是啊，他为什么留着一块石头？ Yeah, why did he keep a rock?
我不知道他为什么留着一块石头！ I don't know why he kept a rock!
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
好吧，听着，我... All right, look, I--
我想亚当只会希望你留着 I think that Adam would only want you to keep
对你来说最重要的是什么，对吗？ what's important to you, right?
这是新规则。 So new rule.
如果我们从盒子里拿出一些东西 If we pull something out of the box
它讲述了一个关于他的故事，然后我们保留了它。 and it tells a story about him, then we keep it.
如果它是，哦，我不知道，一块石头，然后我们扔它。 If it's, oh, I don't know, a rock, then we toss it.
好的。 OK.
好的，好的。 Yeah, OK.
[清喉] [CLEARS THROAT]
[沙沙声] [RUSTLING]
[砰] [THUD]
[叹息] [SIGHS]
嘿。 Hey.
[沙沙声] [RUSTLING]
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
听着，事实是没什么能让你 Look, the truth is nothing is going to make
这很容易，除了酒精。 this easy, except alcohol.
贝蒂，酒精是无法应付的-- Betty, alcohol is no way to cope with--
我开玩笑的，我们去喝一杯吧。 I'm kidding, let's get loaded.
好的。 All right.
我要去我爸爸的牢房，抓住 I'll head over to my dad's cell, grab
一瓶超级昂贵的葡萄酒， a super expensive bottle of wine,
我们可以一起解决这个问题。 and we can sort through this together.
我想什么时候停就什么时候停！ I can stop whenever I want to!
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
快点！ Hurry!
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
[门开了] [DOOR OPENS]
好的。 OK.
快的。 Quick.
让我们把文件放回去，然后我们 Let's put the file back, and then we'll
该死的滚出去。 get the hell out of here.
哥们儿！ Dude!
一只狗！ A dog!
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
幸运的是，有人把这只布满波尔卡的地狱犬关在笼子里了。 Fortunately, somebody's caged the polka-dotted hellhound.
锁上了。 It's locked.
一定有一把钥匙在某个地方。 There must be a key somewhere.
哦看啊。 Oh, look.
噢，噢，噢。 Oh, oh, oh.
哦，我打赌你会喜欢这个的，不是吗？ Oh, I bet you'd like one of these, wouldn't you?
哈哈！ Ha-ha!
太可惜了。 Too bad.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
哈哈哈，不，我想我要穿白色牛仔裤。 Ha-ha-ha, no, I think I'm going to wear white jeans.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
嘿! Hey!
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
好的，再见。 OK, bye-bye.
[喘息] [GASPS]
克兰医生，你在这里做什么？ Dr. Crane, what are you doing here?
你有没有落下什么东西？ Did you leave something?
恰恰相反。 Quite the contrary.
我只是顺路过来，从我的节目中留下一些纪念品。 I just stopped by to drop off some memorabilia from my show.
离开镇上，继续开车！ Get way out of town and keep driving!
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
那是你背后的东西吗？ Is that what's behind your back?
不是的。 No.
不，就在这里。 No, no, no, it's right here.
这是我的第一本济慈的书。 It's my first edition Keats.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
每一集它都在我身边。 It was by my side during every episode.
哦，哦，一本旧书。 Oh, oh, an old book.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
天哪，要是看你的现场演出我会付出多大的代价。 Boy, what I would have given to see your show live.
好吧，为什么我们不在这里做个治疗呢？ Well, why don't we do a session right here?
来，来。 Here, here, come, come.
就坐在这里，背对着桌子。 Sit down right here, facing away from the desk.
您希望在没有PCP转诊的情况下开始治疗 You want to initiate therapy without PCP referral
和适当的进食表格？ and proper intake forms?
真他妈的热！ Hot damn!
我不会拒绝与Frazier Crane的会谈。 I am not turning down a session with the Frazier Crane.
我怎么了，疯了吗？ What am I, crazy?
好吧，有一种方法可以找出答案。 Well, one way to find out.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
现在，让我们从敞开心扉开始。 Now, let's begin by opening things up.
跟我说说你的童年吧。 Tell me about your childhood.
你的第一个记忆是什么？ What is your first memory?
嗯，我在北卡罗来纳州的一个农场里 Um, I'm on a farm in North Carolina swinging
在一棵老苹果树下。 under an old apple tree.
不是的！ No!
哦，等一下。 Oh, wait a minute.
想想看，是的，那是一棵桃树。 Come to think of it, yeah, it was a peach tree.
不是的！ No!
哦，那是无花果。 Oh, it was fig.
哦，你太棒了。 Oh, you're good.
好吧，好吧。 All right, fine.
让我们来看看为什么这是你的第一次记忆。 Let's examine why this is your first memory.
一定有一把钥匙在某个地方。 There must be a key somewhere.
哦，对了，就像我包里的钥匙。 Oh, right, like the keys here in my bag.
好了，我们闭上眼睛吧。 All right, let's just close our eyes.
只有你一个人，医生。 Just you, Doc.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
现在，和你在一起的是谁？ Now, who's there with you?
让我看看，有人在推我荡秋千， Let's see, there is someone pushing me on the swing,
但我看不清是谁。 but I can't quite see who it is.
他们在秋千上扭动我， They're twisting me in the swing,
但我看不清他们的脸。 but I can't get a good look at their face.
你能把它解开吗？ Can you untangle it?
好吧，我在努力。 Well, I'm trying.
哦，等等，是个孩子。 Oh, wait, it's a kid.
一个孩子？ A kid?
好的，太好了。 All right, great.
让我们闭上眼睛，让我们快点行动。 Let's keep your eyes closed, and let's move quickly now.
告诉我关于那个孩子的事。 And tell me about the child.
那个孩子。 The child.
有个孩子。 There's a child.
我能看到孩子的. I can see the child's--
我就是那个孩子！ I'm the child!
我在推动自己，我在把自己推得越来越高。 I'm pushing myself, and I'm pushing myself higher and higher.
斧头。 Axe.
你一定还有其他斧头可以用 There must be some other axe you can
记得你童年时的情景。 remember from your childhood.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
当心! Look out!
看看你的内心，看看你的灵魂。 And look inside, into your soul.
深入你潜意识的洞穴。 Deep into the cavern of your subconscious.
哦，我的潜意识看起来好悲伤。 Oh, my subconscious looks so sad.
这到底是什么意思？ What the heck does that mean?
我想我能帮忙。 I think I can help.
问问小弗吉尼亚就知道了。 Just ask little Virginia.
金妮·苏？ Ginny Sue?
是的，叫小金妮·苏-- Yes, ask little Ginny Sue to--
来吧，来吧，来吧。 come here, come here, come on.
过来，金妮·苏。 Come here, Ginny Sue.
来吧，宝贝，来吧。 Come on, baby, come on.
好孩子，金妮·苏。 Good girl, Ginny Sue.
好姑娘。 Good girl.
到这边来。 Come on over here.
快点，快点，快点。 Come on, come on, come on.
好姑娘。 Good girl.
我甚至都看不到她。 I can't even see her.
她在跟你说什么？ What is she saying to you?
哦，我看到她了。 Oh, I can see her.
哦，斯巴克！ Oh, Sparky!
你是怎么逃出来的？ How did you get out?
你知道吗，我想我该走了。 You know, I think it's best that I get going.
哦，不。 Oh, no.
克兰医生？ Dr. Crane?
是? Yes?
哦，我真的很抱歉我不能 Oh, I'm really sorry that I couldn't
跟你聊聊弗雷迪吧。 talk to you about Freddy.
哦，没关系。 Oh, that's all right.
我很抱歉这样让你为难。 And I apologize for putting you on the spot that way.
谢谢你，医生。 Thank you, doctor.
[咯咯地笑] [CHUCKLES]
但他为什么不跟我说话？ But why won't he talk to me?
对不起。 I'm sorry.
我很高兴他能接受治疗。 I'm happy he's getting therapy.
只是... It's just--
你只是希望他是从你那里得到的。 You just wish he was getting it from you.
是。 Yes.
我是说，我把我的一生 I mean, I've-- I've dedicated my entire life
去帮助别人。 to helping other people.
有一个人不会接受我的帮助，那就是我自己的儿子。 And one person who won't accept my help is my own son.
克兰医生，如果孩子们和他们的父母说话 Dr. Crane, if kids talk to their parents,
我们就会倒闭了。 we'd be out of business.
我们怎么知道他们没事？ How do we know they're OK?
嗯，我们不知道。 Well, we don't.
我是说，我女儿从来不告诉我任何事。 I mean, my daughter never tells me anything.
简直快让我疯了。 It drives me crazy.
但我知道她有强大的支持系统可以依靠。 But I know she's got a strong support system to lean on.
所以我们只是在幕后徘徊。 So we just hover in the background.
是的，就像一只讨厌的小蜂鸟。 Yeah, like a pesky little hummingbird.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
不是我想听的，但谢谢你，医生。 Not exactly what I wanted to hear, but thank you, doctor.
不是的。 No.
不用了谢谢。 No thank you.
我是说，我的天哪，那是最好的治疗之一 I mean, my goodness, that was one of the best therapy
我已经很久没参加过的治疗了。 sessions I've had in ages.
我是说，我真的和我年轻时的自己建立了联系。 I mean, I really connected with my younger self.
恕我冒昧，她对你说了什么？ If I may, what did she say to you?
她说爸爸的死不是你的错。 She said Daddy's death wasn't your fault.
嗯，那真是太令人欣慰了。 Well, that's very comforting.
但凶手仍逍遥法外。 But the killer is still out there.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
好的，多克。 Okey doke.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
这个人。 This man.
没有故事。 No story.
垃圾。 Trash.
哦，他最喜欢的演唱会T恤。 Oh, his favorite concert T-shirt.
去了佛蒙特州的演唱会，兴奋得像风筝一样， Went to a concert in Vermont, got high as kites,
赤身裸体地走进一家疗养院。 wandered naked into a nursing home.
保持-- Keep--
我知道这个故事吗？ Do I know that story?
如果你非得问，那你就不用问了。 If you have to ask, then you don't.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
晚餐来了。 Dinner is here.
嘿，爸爸。 Hey, Daddy.
谢谢你，克兰医生。 Thanks, Dr. Crane.
好的。 OK.
垃圾？ Trash?
不，留着吧。 No, keep.
想起来了吗？ Remember?
这是他摔倒在球场上时拿着的杯子 This is the cup he was holding when he fell on the field
试图在芬威接界外球。 trying to catch a foul ball at Fenway.
对，但那不是界外球。 Right, but it wasn't a foul ball.
红袜队最终输掉了比赛，他遭到了所有人的嘘声。 The Sox ended up losing, and he got booed by everybody.
主要是你干的。 It was mostly you.
是啊，我们当时在巨型加速器上。 Yeah, well, we were on the jumbotron.
我不得不与自己保持距离。 I had to distance myself.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
你知道吗，我很害怕打开这个盒子， You know, I was dreading going through this box,
但我想这正是我今天需要的。 but I think it's exactly what I needed today.
我也是。 Me too.
你们两个怎么样了？ So how are things with you two?
好的。 Good.
弗雷迪在帮我翻亚当的东西。 Freddie's helping me go through Adam's stuff.
正确的。 Right.
亚当的东西还包括一个几乎空的2010年的瓶子吗？ Did Adam's stuff also include an almost empty bottle of 2010
昆特萨赤霞珠？ Quintessa Cabernet Sauvignon?
我去拿盘子。 I'll get plates.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
听着，我知道我不是你要找的第一个人， Listen, I know I'm not the first person you want to talk to,
但你应该知道我一直在幕后， but you should know that I'm always in the background,
像蜂鸟一样盘旋。 hovering like a hummingbird.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
谢谢。 Thanks.
等等，什么？ Wait, what?
你不--只是我很高兴你和伊芙 You don't-- it's just that I'm glad that you and Eve
有彼此可以依靠的。 have each other to lean on.
我很高兴你们两个都没事。 I'm glad you two are OK.
我们都做得很好。 We're all doing OK.
[砰] [THUD]
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
我们中的大多数人都过得不错。 Most of us are doing OK.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
[音乐-BATS，《布鲁斯》] [MUSIC - THE BATS, "THE BLUES"]
你们都知道这是怎么回事。 Y'all know how this goes.
嘿，宝贝，我听到蓝调了。 Hey, baby, I hear the blues.
他们点的是沙拉和炒鸡蛋。 They're calling tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
也许我看起来有点困惑。 And maybe I seem a bit confused.
是啊，也许吧，但我把你盯上了。 Yeah, maybe, but I got you pegged.
[笑声] [LAUGHTER]
但我不知道怎么处理那些沙拉 But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads
还有炒鸡蛋。 and scrambled eggs.
生活又在召唤你了。 Life's calling again.
做个好梦，豆子小镇。 Sweet dreams, bean town.
[音乐播放] [MUSIC PLAYING]