These are my friends, Jerry and Marge Selbee. 这是我朋友 杰瑞和玛姬 塞尔比夫妇
They live in Evart, Michigan. 他们住在密歇根州伊瓦镇
伊瓦镇餐厅
It's a small town that's not exactly in its prime. 这个小镇老了
出租、永久停业
Though, to be honest, neither are Jerry and Marge. 杰瑞和玛姬也不年轻了
Today, they're on their way to buy lottery tickets. 今天 他们出发去买彩票
Lots and lots of lottery tickets. 大手笔购买
But they're not hoping to get lucky. 他们可没想着碰运气
You see, they don't need luck. 要知道 他们不需要运气
杰瑞
玛姬
大乐透
But this story doesn't start there. 不过故事要从早一点说起…
It starts with Jerry, 从杰瑞开始
getting up before dawn just like he has every day for 42 years, 天没亮就起身 四十二年每天如此
going to work at the Corn Flakes factory, 去麦片厂上班
for what he fears will be the last time. 今天恐怕是最后一次
It's a math problem, really. 这是道数学题 你看
If you count the letters, uh, 顺着字母排
except the letter "I," which they skip 跳过I
because it looks like a "1", 因为避免数字1混淆
then you realize that "J" is February. 然后就知道J代表二月
And then, the last letter... 同时 最后一位数字
Oh, boy. 在这里
That designates the plant code, 专门代表工厂代码
which was not easy to figure out, but, uh... 虽然有点烧脑 不过…
I did. 我算出来了
Jerry, 杰瑞
you don't have to work so hard. You're retiring. 没必要这么拼 你退休了
Well, yeah. But... I... 呃 嗯
I don't have to be. Um... 确实不用 呃
I know my line is shutting down, but... 这条生产线关闭了 我
You know, I have a thing with numbers. 你瞧 我喜欢数字
Come on. 拜托…
You've served your time. These are your golden years. 你辛苦一辈子了 该颐养天年了
He's the best line manager we ever had, right? 他是我们最好的生产线经理 对吧？
Absolutely. 绝对是
Hey. Why don't you tell these guys 嗨 跟他们摆摆你的资历
how you started working here in high school? 高中就加入公司
You worked nights, right? 从夜班开始 对吧？
受真实故事启发
大概率
- To Jerry.- All right. - 敬杰瑞 - 好吧
Not everybody can pull off 42 years 连干四十二年 有几个人能扛下来
without getting fired. 还没被炒过
And now you have a boss who's going to let you sleep in. 现在好了 新老板给你包吃住
And won't yell at me. 还不会骂你
Wrong about that.Oh. 那可说不准
You know, you should get your real estate license, 其实可以去考个房产中介牌
just like Howard did. 学霍华德
It's like having a job. 假装在工作
But it's also like being retired, 其实闲着
because you don't do anything. 啥也不用做
It's true. 没错
Most days, I don't even leave the house. 可以好多天都不出门
Well... 呃
You know, I'll make it work. 其实我会找点事情
You know, I can always help Marge around the house. 比如 帮玛姬收拾家里
No, you don't need to do that. 不 不需要你做
No, I'd be happy to. 不 我很乐意
I mean, you've been taking care of this place for years. 看你忙乎了一辈子
I kind of have a system. 我有我的章法
Oh, yeah, and a good one. 是 章法确实不错
But, you know, every system can use an improvement. 但是 任何系统都有改进空间
Oh, God. Here we go. 瞧 又来了
- Hey. I got an idea. - Yeah? - 嘿 我有个想法 - 嗯？
Why don't I try consulting on some of your job sites? 我可以去你那儿做咨询
You know, find ways of making things run better.Ah. 做改善改良之类的
You wanna walk around on my construction site 你想来我的工地巡查
and tell me what I'm doing wrong? Oof. 然后给我挑刺？唔
I wouldn't charge much. 我收费不高
Oh, and I have to pay you for this? 哦 被挑刺我还要付费
- Darn right. - Are you going to also come by - 是的 - 不如你顺便过来
and teach my wife how to grade papers? 教我老婆怎么改作业？
Hey, Dad, if I lived here, I would welcome that. 爸 如果还住这儿 我倒是挺乐意的
Thank you, Dawn. 谢谢 多恩
I'm gonna take you up on that. 说定了
I'm gonna drive down to Grand Rapids more often. 我就多跑跑你们大激流那边
Oh, whoops. 哦 天
You sold it too well. 看你作吧
- Shut up. - Backfired right in your face. - 你闭嘴 - 自作自受了
Yeah, sweetie? Okay. 怎么了 宝贝？
Can we show Pop Pop? 给爷爷看看吧？
Uh, yeah, you wanna show Pop Pop right now? 啊 好 这就给爷爷看吗？
Show me what? 看什么？
- We got you a retirement present. - Surprise. - 我们给你准备了退休礼物 - 惊喜吧？
Okay. 好吧
- Open your eyes. - Open. - 睁眼 - 睁眼
Holy cow! 我去
A fishing boat. What... 钓鱼船 怎么…
- Do I like fishing? I do? - Okay.Yeah, you took me once. - 我喜欢钓鱼吗？好吧 - 是 你带我钓过一次
Yeah, now you can go whenever you want. 好了 现在你想去就去了
Yeah, how about that? 是 多好啊
This is great. Thank you. 太好了 谢谢
- Thank you, thank you, thank you. - Oh, good. - 谢谢 谢谢 谢谢 - 好
Oh.Dad likes it. 哦 老爸喜欢
And you, for keeping a secret. 还有你 保密工作很到位
Thank you, pumpkin. 谢谢你 小丫头
Thank you, Doug.You like it? 谢谢你 道格 你真喜欢？
- Yeah. - All right. - 是 - 好吧
My goodness. 我的天
- My goodness. - Good job. You didn't spoil it. - 我的天 - 干得好 没有泄露机密
- That was your one job. You did so good. - You okay? - 那是份重要工作 干得不错 - 你还好吗？
Oh, yeah. Yeah. 哦 当然 当然
I don't have many regular clothes. 我可没啥钓鱼的衣服
It's all work shirts. 都是上班穿的款
Well, we can get you more clothes. 好了 也给你买衣服
Hmm. 嗯
It'll be an adjustment. 退休需要适应
You'll find your way. 你会找到办法的
Hmm. 嗯
Have you? 你适应了吗？
Not really. But I don't have a boat. 还不算吧 不过我又没有船
You want this one? 这条船给你？
Nope. 免了
一个月后
Morning, Leon.Morning, Jerry. 早 里昂 早 杰瑞
Card was declined, Helen. I'm sorry. 这张卡爆了 海伦 不好意思
Dang it. Maybe I have cash. Let me just... 喵的 应该还有现金 我找找
I know you're good for it. 好了 先欠着吧
Thanks, Leon. 谢谢 里昂
What are you doing out here? 你坐这儿干嘛？
My appointment is at- 00. 我预约了十点
No, you said you'd come at- 00. 不 你说你十点来
I don't have any other appointments. I have six clients. 我没有其他预约 我只有六个客户
Okay. 好吧
How do you make a living with only six clients? 才六个客户 你怎么养活自己啊？
I don't. I just became an online travel agent. See the posters? 养不活 所以我又开张了线上旅行社 瞧那边海报
Oh, yeah. 哦 好吧
So, why do you need posters if it's online? 既然是线上业务 你还要啥海报
Because they were free. 反正免费来的
Why do you always have to understand the reasoning behind everything? 为什么你总要问为什么 什么事都追根问底？
Oh, well. 好吧
It's the only way I can make sense of things. 只有这样我才能了解世界的逻辑
How's the boat? 船怎么样？
Water's still too cold. 水还太凉
You don't get in the water. That's the point of the boat. 你又不用下水 船的功能就是这
Hmm. How's my account? 嗯 我的账户怎么样？
Speaking of cold... 也是有点凉凉
2% gains, 2%收益
which doesn't sound like much, because it isn't. 听起来不多 实际就是不多
Look, you gotta be more aggressive. 听着 你需要激进一点
If you let me put that in stocks, I could probably get you 10%. 要是让我帮你投进股市 回报会有10%
That would double your money in only... 这样让资本翻倍 就只要
7.27 years. 7.27 年
Literally the only time I was going to get to use that today. 计算器还得算老半天呢
Nope. 不投
This is all we've got. 这是我们的家底
And I'm not about to gamble with it. 不可以拿去赌
It's not gambling. It seems like a risk, but the market... 不是赌博 虽然有风险 但是市场
Yeah, well, if you could lose it, it's gambling. 好啦 只要有损失风险 那就是赌
I'll call you in a month for my next appointment. 下个月我还会电话预约
Don't need an appointment.Okay. 不用预约 好吧？
Take out the boat. 把船开出去遛遛
I may just do that. 说不定真会去
Oh! 噢
No. 不会吧
Holy cow! 我去
Hey, Jer. 嗨 杰
- What's a roll down? - It's when the jackpot hits two million - 什么是下滚？ - 是说如果奖金池达到两百万
and nobody gets six numbers. 同时没有六个数字全中的
Then the whole jackpot rolls down 奖金池就下滚到
to the people who got three or four... 中了三个四个数的票上
Whatever. 类似这样的
Just better odds. 总之是更多机会
Good luck. Yeah.Thanks. 祝你好运 好 谢谢
Better odds. 更多机会
馅饼彩票
Can that be right? 会不会呢？
All right. 好吧
It's not gambling. 这不是赌博
The lottery?Yup. There's a way to win every time. 彩票？对 有办法每次都赚钱
Are you having a stroke? 你脑梗了？
There's a loophole 它有个漏洞
they didn't see, and it's right here in the math. 系统漏洞 数学可以算出来
Now, on a typical drawing, 你看 一次典型的摇号
you'd have a one in 54 chance of hitting three out of six numbers, 会有1/54的机会在六个数字里中三个
and a one in 1,500 chance of hitting four. 1/1500机会中四个
Odds are you'll lose every time. 所以每次你都会赔钱
Not every time. 不是每次
I won a free ticket last week, which lost. 上周我中了再来一张 后面就没了
But on the roll down weeks, 但上次摇号结果
the payouts to the lower numbers 低位票的奖金下滚
increases above the amount that you would pay to play. 超过了购买彩票的金额
So, the math is in your favor. 所以概率对你有利
And they missed it. 他们忽略了这个漏洞
I don't know what this says. 我看不懂
Looks like the numbers a crazy man drew on his cell wall. 像疯子在病房里画的天书
It means that on the roll down weeks, 这表示在有下滚的时候
you're guaranteed to win. 你保证能赢
That can't be true. 不可能吧
Why not?Because it's the lottery, Jerry. 为啥不可能？这是彩票啊 杰瑞
There's a building of people in Detroit 底特律那边整栋写字楼里的人
whose job it is to know how the numbers work. And they do. 整天算计这个 他们算得出
I cannot believe you are my accountant. 我居然找你做会计
Part-time accountant. 兼职会计
Full-time online travel agent. 全职线上旅行定制师
Hey, Mindy. 嗨 明迪
Hey, Jerry. Making a deposit? 嗨 杰瑞 存款？
Uh, no... I... 唔 不是
I'd like to withdraw $2,000. 我要取2000
Yep. 好
So, how are your feet? 对了 你的脚好点没？
Been better. 好了点
Rolling the tennis ball helped, 踩网球的确有效
until my manager tripped on it and threw it into the street. 然后老板有天踩到它 又把它踢飞了
I can bring you another one. 我可以再给你拿一个
They come in threes.Thanks. 它们是三个一包卖的 谢谢
Oh, thank you. 哦 谢谢
I'll be back in a couple of days with a deposit. 几天后我会再来存钱
Okay. 好
Oh. 哦
Probably be 20% more than this. 也许比这个多20%
Give or take. …左右
See you then.Okay. 回头见 好
Thank you. 谢谢
Okay. Have a good day. 好 开心顺利…
Two thousand WinFall tickets. 两千馅饼彩票
Two thousand? 两千？
Yes, ma'am. 是 夫人
Good evening, folks, and welcome to this week's WinFall lottery roll down. 晚上好 朋友们 本期馅饼彩票又有下滚了
Grab your tickets, have a seat and let's get right to it. 掏出你的彩票 坐稳了 我们马上开奖
The first lucky number is six. 第一个幸运数字是6
The second number... 第二个幸运数字是
Twenty-three. 二十三
- You okay? - Oh, yeah. Never better. - 你没事吧？ - 嗯 好着呢
So, how'd it go with the boat? 你的船怎么样了？
Oh, uh... 哦 呃
They said they can fix the motor, but it's not for me. 说是马达可以修 不过我玩不来它
I mean, we're supposed to be doing stuff together anyway, right? 亲 我的意思是 我们得找个事情一起做 对吧
Thirty-one. 三十一
You want to watch a movie? 想不想看电影？
Oh... No, I didn't mean right now. 哦 不是说现在 我是说
- Well, so, when? - Well, I don't know. - 好啊 什么时候？ - 呃 没想好
I'm watching a program. 我在看一个节目
You're watching this? 就这个？
No. 不是
Forty-three, 31, 10, and 32. 43 31 10 还有 32.
And we hope you're a winner. 希望你这次中奖
One... 一
That's one's four. 这就是14.
Twenty-one, twenty-eight. 二十一 二十八
Sixteen. 十六
损失327
Problem is, nobody knows about this town. 问题是 没有人知道我们镇
Evart should start selling houses for a dollar, like they do in Tuscany. 伊瓦镇应该把房子标价一美元 像人家托斯卡纳一样
Lure people here. 吸引人过来
We can live in Tuscany for a dollar? 一美元可以住托斯卡纳？
Well, a Euro. 好吧 一欧元
That's a dollar. 那就是一美元
No, a little more than that. 不是 要多一点
Jerry, how much is a Euro? 杰瑞 一欧元是多少？
Jerry. 杰瑞
Oh. 哦
Sorry. 抱歉
Mmm. 嗯
Full house. 三带二
We're playing gin. 我们玩的是拱猪
Oh. 哦
- Thank you so much. - All right. Well, goodnight. - 谢谢 - 没事 晚安
Goodnight.Take care. 晚安 慢走
- Have a good walk home. - Okay. - 路上当心 - 好
Gin, or poker, or cribbage, 拱猪 德扑 斗地主
- I get confused by them all. - You don't care. You don't care. - 我都搞混了 - 你就没上心 没上心
Scrabble. Scrabblenext. 斗地主 下次斗地主
All right, night. 好啊 晚安
You're going to have to tell me what's going on. 你给说实话
I'm too old to wait it out. 我怕是不够长命 等不到你主动忏悔了
Oh... 哦
I missed my chance. 我错过了机会
I did everything I was supposed to do. 我按部就班
Everything I had to do. 做了该做的事
Now it's too late to do anything else. 现在做什么都太晚了
Oh, your life isn't over. 哦 你还没玩儿完呢
Everybody seems to think it is. 别人都觉得完了
Well... 好吧
Heck, I can do anything. 欸 要我做什么都行
I'd still be at the factory if they didn't cut my line. 如果工厂不关生产线 我还愿做下去
But instead... 可是
These are my golden years. 我该颐养天年了
Yeah, just because things didn't work out the way you wanted, 是啊 往事不如意
doesn't mean they won't. 未必将来也不如意
Good luck happens, same as bad. 有好运 也有歹运
What? 什么？
Good luck, it happens same as bad? 好运 跟歹运都会出现？
Yeah. It's just math.Yeah. 是 都是概率 是
What?Oh, man. What a dummy. 什么？是 真是个猪头
Not you. Me. 不是说你 说我
You're a genius. 你是天才
Sample size. 样本量
That is where I went wrong. 我就错在样本量
I didn't calculate the frequency of probability. 我忘了计算概率的发生频率
It's just math. 纯粹是数学
Oh, I don't like math. 哦 我怕数学
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. 哦 不好意思
Here, let me show you... 来 我解释给你听
Here. So, if you take a coin 看 拿这一分钱
and you flipped it 1,000 times, 抛一千次
you might still get 60% heads. 都有可能60%是正面
But if you flipped it 5,000 times, the probability gets closer to 50%. 要是抛五千次 概率就会逼近50%
The sample has to be large enough to take luck out of the equation. 样本量要足够大 才能排除运气干扰
And this is for you. 这个给你
Are you depositing a penny? 你要存一分钱？
No. No. 不是 不是
No. Uh... 不是 呃
I wanna make a withdrawal. 我要取钱
$4,200. 四千二百美元
Oh, and how much does that leave us with? 哦 那我们还剩多少？
I am checking. 我查一下
A little over four. 四千多
Okay. 好吧
Make it six, then. 那就取六
Six?Mmm-hmm. 六？嗯
Eight? 八？
Eight?$8,000. 八？八千？
Are you sure?Hmm. 确定吗？嗯
Ninety-eight. 九十八
Ninety-nine. 九十九
Eight thousand. 八千
Thank you, Midge. 谢谢 米吉
There we go. 齐了
Bye-bye. 再见
You know, every town has a thing. 你看 每个镇都要有个噱头
We need a thing. 我们也要搞个噱头
What happened to jazz fest? 不是有个爵士音乐节么？
Well, we couldn't keep the stage up to code. 唉 舞台维护没合规
Oh, one of those clogger girls fell right through. 哦 然后一个演员姑娘摔下去了
Oh, yeah. 哦 是
Jazz fest made money, too. 爵士音乐节也很挣钱
I mean, not that year, because the girl sued us.Yeah. 呃 那年亏了 那姑娘起诉我们来着
She was upset 'cause we were still clapping. 她恨我们当时还鼓掌
We thought it was part of the show. 我们还以为是故意安排的表演
Oh. 哦
By the way, a bunch of us are pooling money 还有 今晚我们凑钱
for the lottery tonight. 合伙买彩票
They're doing that roll down thing, where you can win more. 它在搞什么奖金下滚 有机会多赢钱
- We're not lottery people. - That's probably for the best. - 我们又不是彩民 - 不是才好
You know, there are some people who blow thousands 知道吗 有人大手笔几千几千地买
on those things? 买这个？
- You all right? - Here we go. - 你没事吧？ - 别急
- What's the matter? Take the drink. - Down the wrong pipe. - 怎么了？喝口水 - 呛着了
Eating too fast. 吃太急
15,700元
I mean, it's like a regular travel agent, 你看 我就是个普通的旅行社
but it's online, 搬到了线上
so people can act like animals 顾客就变得很粗鲁
when something doesn't work out. 一点小事都不依不饶
Hey, you should be traveling. 其实你该去旅行
You and Wendy used to go on all these cruises and come back 你和温蒂以前老是去坐游轮
and call everything port and starboard. 回来开口闭口都是航海术语
I didn't even know which was which. 其实我都分不清
Depends which ocean you're on. 不同大洋还有不同叫法
- Hmm. No. No. - Yep. - 嗯 不会吧 - 是这样
She'd want you to have fun. 她一定希望你开心
It's been three years. 都三年了
Oh, brats. Brats and burgers. All? 哦 烤肠来了 烤肠汉堡 都要吧？
- With cheese on it. - Okay. - 加点芝士 - 好嘞
Brats and... Oh.- Cheddar? 烤肠汉…哦 车达芝士？
Doug, would you watch the grill for a second? 道格 你帮我看着火
See? This is a good time. Huh? 看 多开心啊 是吧？
Mmm.I told you it'd be worth the drive. 嗯 我就跟你说值得跑一趟
No, you said you didn't know 不 你说的是你不知道
how many weekends you have left. 自己还剩几个周末
Well, I don't. 是 确实不知道
Yeah, but the math works. 不过 数学上是成立的
Drive for two hours, get a free burger. 开两小时车 得免费汉堡
Offsets the cost of gas. 值回油费
I don't eat meat, Dad. 爸 我不吃肉
Oh, right. I'll get the chicken. 哦 那我给你拿块鸡
No, that's still meat. 爸 鸡也是肉
Okay. 好吧
Is he okay? 他没事吧？
He just doesn't know the formula for "I miss you." 他只是不懂有个表达式叫"我想你"
It is more fun when you're here. 看你来了大伙儿多开心
I know, but you and Dad, you gotta have fun together. 我知道 不过你跟老爸还是得有点共同生活
Yeah. 可不
I know you've waited a really long time 我知道你等了一辈子
for him to retire.I know. 等他退休 我知道
I know. We need to work on it. 我们该想想办法
I can't even remember the last time that we had... 都记不起几时我们有过那个…
- You know? - What? - 你懂的 - 什么？
- Yeah. - Oh, no, that's okay. I don't need to hear about... - 就是那个 - 哦 别 别 打住 咱别说这个了
Honey. 亲
I'm gonna get a beer. 我得整点啤酒
Okay? Okay.We'll work on it. 好 我们想想办法
- I'm thinking about it anyway. - Okay. - 我在考虑呢 - 好
I wish he would. 希望他也是
Whoa. 哇
Whoa, whoa, whoa! 哇 哇 哇
No, Lizzy, Lizzy, Lizzy! No, no, no, no, Liz. 别 利兹 利兹 利兹 别 别 别 利兹
Let's not... Let's not open that. 我们别 别打开这个
- Why? I want the popcorn. - I know. I know. - 为什么？我想吃爆米花 - 我知道 知道
But this... this popcorn's very stale. Ugh. 不过这个 这个爆米花齁了
I like stale. 我就吃齁的
Well, but this is full of sugar. It's no good for you. 呃 它太多糖了 对你不好
I saw you eat seven Oreos. 上次你吃了七片奥利奥
You want an Oreo? 你想吃奥利奥？
You ate them all, Pop Pop. 都被你吃完了 爷爷
Okay. All right. Uh... 好吧 好吧 那
Let me just have it for one minute. 让我抱一会儿
Pop Pop will give it back to you. I promise. 爷爷马上给回你 我保证
You trust Pop Pop now, right? 你相信爷爷 对吧？
Let me just take one minute. 只要一分钟
And I'll be right out. 马上出来
Here you go. 给
Take.Thanks, Pop Pop. 拿去 谢谢爷爷
Yep. 嗯
Something you wanna tell me? 又有事瞒着我？
What? 什么？
The pantry. 储藏间
I'm playing the lottery. 我在玩彩票
I meant the empty bag of Oreos. 我是说奥利奥被你吃光了
I'm playing the lottery, and I'm winning. 我在玩彩票 还赢钱了
I figured out the math, and I won $15,000. 我算出了概率 赢了一万五
It's stuffed inside the Frosted Mini-Wheats box. 藏在一个麦片盒子里
Wow. 哇
I gave $20 to Shirley's lottery pool. 谢莉的彩票局我投了20块
I guess it's not such a big deal now. 看来也不算什么大事了
I... 我
I had to try it. 我必须尝试一下
I... I found this flaw in the game, 我 我发现了这个彩票的漏洞
and I had to find out if I was right. 然后必须验证自己有没有算对
Well, why didn't you just tell me? 好吧 你干嘛不直说呢？
I... felt silly. 我 觉得自己蠢
We barely have enough money to retire on as it is, and... 我们那点钱刚刚够退休 我
This is no time to risk it. 觉得这时候不该去冒险
- Yes, it is. - What? - 不该 - 什么？
It's time to risk it. 这时候该去冒险
Because right now we're losing 因为现在我们失去了
something that matters even more. 一些更重要的东西
I've waited 40 years for it to be just us, 我等了四十年 等回来二人世界
and so far we kind of suck at it. 可是已经不会享受它了
We have Jeopardy. 我们一起看《智力抢答》啊
Oh, that's not a thing. Jerry! 哦 不是一回事 杰瑞
I wanna have fun. 我想要开心
I wanna have fun. 我想要快乐
Let's be a little stupid. Huh? 我们冲动一回 怎么样？
We got married when we were 17, 我们十七岁结婚
so we know how to do it. 冲动是有的
Well, that's true. 呵 那倒是
We need something for us. 我们得有个共同爱好
I didn't think it would be playing the lottery, 真没想到是玩彩票
but I'd rob a bank if it gave us something to talk about. 就算跟你抢银行都干 只要有个共同话题
Okay. 行
- $15,000? - Yep. - 一万五 - 是
If we bet the whole $15,000... 如果我们一万五全押
- Oh, we should. Let's bet it all. - You think? - 噢 应该 一万五全押 - 真的？
Yeah, 'cause I was thinking the same thing. It's right... 是 我也正在想 在这
No. No, no, no, no. 不对 不对 不对
Leon, what happened to WinFall? 里昂 馅饼彩票怎么了？
Oh, they... they phased it out. 哦 更新换代了
What?It's gone, just like that? 什么？说换就换了？
You don't play anyway, do you? 你又不玩 对不？
No.Yeah, well, I guess people will just 没有 是 我猜他们只能去
have to play the one in Massachusetts now. 马萨诸塞州玩这个了
The math works. You can see that. You're an accountant. 数学成立 你该看得懂 你是个会计
Yeah. I mean... 是 我是说
I mean, it looks right. 我说你算的对
And Massachusetts isn't that far. 马萨诸塞州也没多远
No, it's only about a 10-hour drive if our truck doesn't break down. 不远 不就是开上十个小时么 就怕咱的旧车撑不住
If it does, we'll get a ride.Yeah. 万一撑不住 我们就搭便车 对
From whom? 谁给你搭？
- Truckers. - Yeah, they're always looking for company. - 卡车司机 - 对 他们都想有人聊一聊
- To murder. - We'll jump out if it gets weird. - 或者杀一杀 - 情况不对我们就跳车
And they won't even know that we have a duffle bag full of cash. 而且谁想得到 我们的破包里塞满了钱
Yeah, we'll keep that zipped up. 对 记得拉好拉链
- All right.All right. - what? - 好 - 好什么？
I'm in, too. 算我一份
- You sure? - No. - 你想通了？ - 没
But what the hell? Put me in for 1,000. 管他呢 算我一份 1000
I just got a cruise I gotta cancel now. 我刚订了个游轮票 赶紧取消…
Hey. Oh.Oh. Got our dinner. 嗨 带上晚餐
Yeah. We're going to need three days of food. 是 带足三天的餐
Oh. 哦
And I found us a small town to play in. 我找到一个小镇
Yeah, keep things quiet. 对 低调一点
You know, like how I park a block away 你看 我计划把车停远一点
at a good garage sale. 假装逛地摊
- Yeah? Oh. - Move. - 什么 哦 - 借过
You got a ham radio?What? 有没有对讲机？什么？
Ham radio. We're gonna hit some dead zones. 对讲机 防备手机信号不好
I suppose I can go to Ace...Wait a minute. 我可以去买 等等
How are we on batteries? 电池够不够？
Uh... I... 哦 我
Ah. 啊
Okay. Let's get some more. Just in case. 好 再多带点 以防万一
Feels like we really are robbing a bank. 真的像是抢银行了
Nah. It's gonna be more fun. You take that. 才不是 好玩过抢银行 拿着
Here are the keys. 钥匙在这儿
All right. Aah. 齐了 啊
I got the coupons. 优惠券带上了
All right. You grab that. 齐了 你拿那个
Oh, now? Oh. 哦 这会儿？
Let's go.Oh. 出发 哦
Can I get dressed first? 我先穿条裤子可以不？
You have cookies? 饼干带没带？
您已离开密歇根州
欢迎来到马萨诸塞州
Doesn't look like much. 跟想象不一样.
Well, all we need is a ticket machine, right? 好吧 有彩票机就行 对吧？
Hey, kid, those are buy one, get one free, 嗨 小子 那个买一送一
cause they're so out of date. 反正过期了
They're from 2013, 2013年的
but they'll still turn your mouth blue. 不过味道还好着呢
Actually, I'm gonna get them first. 等等 我先招待他们
How can I help you? 需要什么？
We'd like to buy 8,000 WinFall tickets. 我们想买八千张馅饼彩票
I'm gonna get you first. 我还是先招待你吧
No way is this enough. 钱不够
There's no way that was enough. 钱不够
Uh... 呃
Eight thousand WinFall tickets is, like... 八千张馅饼彩票 总数
$29,000. 两万九千美元
- No.16,000. - $16,000. - 不对 是16000 - $16000.
And that is how much we brought. 我们只带了这么多
Well, the machine prints 1,000 tickets an hour, so you'll be here all day. 呃 彩票机一小时打印一千张 我们得等一天
And let me tell you from experience, being here all day sucks. 经验表明 在这呆一天会很丧
Because I'm here all day. 因为我就整天待这儿
Well, he's right. It's gonna take eight hours. 好吧 他说得有理 八千张要八小时
I can do it.Let's get rolling. 我倒是没问题 开始吧
- You want us? - Yeah, come on. I got work to do. - 你让我们来？ - 是 来吧 我要干活
- I'm busy. - Well, can you show us how it works? - 我忙着呢 - 呃 你指导一下怎么操作？
You'll figure it out. 操作很简单
锄头铲子 汽车旅馆
Sorry, the motel's not so great. 抱歉 汽车旅馆档次不够
The Pick and Shovel. 名字也搞笑
Perfect name. "锄头铲子"
Because it's what you need to dig a grave. 全套黑店服务 管杀也管埋
Hah. Reminds me of our wedding night. 哈 想起我们婚礼那天
My dad gave me enough money to take you to the prom. 我爹给钱让我带你去舞会
But then I thought, "Heck, the prom ends at midnight, 但我就想 切 舞会到十二点
"but a marriage, that lasts forever. 结婚管一辈子
"And it's 20 bucks cheaper." 还能省20块
Which you spent on a Days Inn. 没省啊 拿去开房了
Oh, on our honeymoon.Yeah. 嘿 那个算蜜月开支
Well, I'm glad we're being crazy. 多好啊 也算疯狂过
I'd sleep in the car if I had to. 睡车里都行
Well, you may have to. 搞不好真要睡车
I don't think this door locks. 这门锁不上
Oh, it's on, Jerry.Oh, oh, oh, oh. 噢 开始了 杰瑞 开始了
All right. 来啦
Oh, you have the... 哦 你拿没拿
Cross those fingers, our very last lucky number is 21. 预祝好运 让我们一起来开奖
Folks, those numbers, one more time, are 23, 45, 01, 25, 06 and 21. 乡亲们 重复一次23 45 01 25 06 还有21.
All right, folks, check those numbers. We wish you the best of luck. 好了 亲们 拿出彩票对对数字 好运连连
- Hopefully this was your week. - Okay. - 希望本周轮到你 - 好了
Well, we got 8,000 tickets to check. 嗯 八千张彩票要对
Let's get started. 我们开始吧
We'll probably see sunrise. 说不定还能看日出呢
The last one is a three-number winner. 最后一张中了三个数
Oh, good. 哦 好
So we bet 16,000. 我们投了16000
And the two number winners just gives us free tickets, 中两个号是再来一张
so if we count those as a push... 当作预付款
Which means we made... 于是我们赚到
$21,043. 21043美元
I think we're gonna need more Oreos. 天 可以买多点奥利奥了
Yeah, we're all... No, heck. There's a little piece left there for you. 是 我们都 嘿 看 还有一小块呢 给你
- No. - You sure you don't... - 不用 - 别后悔
No, thank you. 不用 谢了
彩票兑奖中心
They just said, "Congratulations." Huh. 他们就简单恭喜了一句 呵
Of course they did. 还要说啥？
It's not against the rules to buy tickets. 买彩票又不犯法
I thought an alarm would go off and they'd start yelling at me. 我还怕警报响起来 又冲我喊叫
So did I. 我也怕
Do you really think we're the only ones who know? 你确信只有我们知道？
哈佛大学 马萨诸塞州剑桥镇
Hey, why are there ultrasonic sensors on our toilet stalls? 嘿 为什么厕所隔间装了超声波感应器？
Bathroom vacancy grid. 厕所空位系统
I got tired of walking in there and seeing feet under every stall. 瞎跑过去老是满座简直气人
So, now I know that when the light is green, the toilet is... 喏 现在哪个格子绿了 我就知道
Well, not clean, but nobody is sitting on it. 有空位 至少没人坐马桶上了
We're supposed to be doing our research projects. 我们时间该花来写调研作业
I am. 在写了
Bathroom lights?No. That'd be stupid. 厕所绿灯？不是它 那个太蠢了
I'm doing one on the lottery. 我在研究彩票
Ah. That's way more stupid. 啊 这个更蠢
It's not. I'm evaluating 一点不蠢 我在精确评估
the exact odds of winning Powerball versus Mega Millions. "强力波"比"大百万"的额外胜率
Okay. Yeah, it's stupid. Whatever. I'll still get a B. 好吧 是 还是蠢 管他 至少得个"良"吧
What are these? 这些是啥？
The smaller state games. I need them for comparison. 小点的州彩票 拿来做参照的
Sweet. The handicapped stall is open. 不错 残障人士洗手间空出了
馅饼彩票
Jerry, pull over. 杰瑞 停一下
- Come on, pull over. - We're only a mile from home. - 来 停一下 - 还有一哩就到家了
- No. - You can't hold it? - 停 - 你忍不住了？
It's not that. 才不是
Okay. Okay. 好吧 好吧
Marge, how long is this gonna take? 玛姬 还要多久？
Cause I actually have to go. 我倒是想方便一下
Did you ever think maybe the world wasn't passing you by? 有没想过 也许你没被时代抛弃？
Maybe you were meant to be here. 也许你注定要在这里？
To work in the factory 管理工厂
and to care about all these people the way you do, 然后一直关心身边的人？
because the day would come when you could help them. 因为有天真能帮上他们
What do you mean? 你说的是？
Well, you said the more we bet, the better the odds. 嗯 你说押得越多 概率越有利？
I did say that. 我是说过
So you wanna start a corporation? 你说想成立个公司
Bring in the whole town. 拉全镇人参加
If we sell shares, we'll have more capital to invest. 如果募股集资 就有更多资本可以押
Go big or go home. 要么搞大 要么躺平
Then we'll split the profits with the shareholders. 然后按比例分红
Everybody rides. 人人有份
Will you stop talking like that? 淡定 淡定
Sorry. I'm just really into it. 抱歉 我有点上头
She's really into it. 她真有点上头
Because she knows it'll work. 因为她明白这样行得通
House always wins. 庄家才会赢
Stop it. 淡定
You really think people will come in on this? 你真觉得大家会入股？
Yup. You did. 对 你就入了
Yeah, but I'm a depressed widower with nothing to live for. 是啊 谁叫我是个没啥奔头的抑郁丧偶男
You wanna buy more shares, then?Yes! 那你愿意加多入股了？是的
And that about does it. 基本情况就是这样了
Any questions? 有啥问题不？
- So, uh, GS Investment Strategies? - That's right. - 呃 GS投资策略公司？ - 没错
We've got a business license and everything. 营业执照 手续齐备
Not much of a name. 名字不够响亮
Well, don't worry about the name. 呵 名字不碍事
You need "lottery" in there somewhere. 总得提到"彩票"吧？
Well, the name's not important. 嗯 名字不碍事
It is if you wanna sell the idea. I took a class on marketing. 好想法要有好名字 我上过营销课
Well, the idea sells itself. You buy a share for $500 and you make a profit. 嗯 好想法不需要营销 入股500就能分红
- It's that simple. - Do you have a logo? - 就这么简单 - 你有商标吗？
- Don't need a logo. - Logos help. - 不需要商标 - 商标有帮助
I have a pig on a tractor. 我的商标 猪开拖拉机
Yeah. Okay, look, you all have known me for years. 好吧 听着 你们认识我这么多年了
This will work, and it'll help everybody. 这个行得通 我也想帮帮大家
What if we want in, 那如果我又想入股
but we're behind on our bills, and don't have enough for a share? 手头又不够钱怎么办？
Do you accept other forms of payment? 交款方式可以变通吗？
Like what? 怎么变通呢？
Wait, wait, wait. 等等 等等
Got it all right here. 全写在这儿了
Oh, we're in. 哦 有我们了
I've never done anything criminal like this. 我还从没干过这么非法的的事情
No, Shirley, it's not criminal. 别乱说 谢莉 这没什么非法的
We're gonna pay taxes on all the winnings and claim expenses. 我们依法纳税 同时也要扣除费用
Jerry's got it all worked out. 杰瑞都安排好了
Your mother and I are going into business. 你妈妈跟我要开公司了
Are you selling her toffee or something? 卖她的招牌太妃糖吗？
No. We're gonna play the lottery. 不是 我们玩彩票
- It's 500 a share. - Okay. - 五百块一股 - 好啊
Oh, yeah? Okay? You don't wanna know details? 同意了？你不想听听细节？
No, no, no, I'm good. It sounds great. 不用不用 我不用 听着不错
You can see in the first three playsDad, Dad. 你看看我们前三次的成绩 爸 爸
that we've increased our profit. 看我们利润增加多快
It's just not for me. 这个不适合我
- I just don't understand this. - It's just math. - 我看不懂 - 就是数学而已
It's always just math. 什么你都说是数学
It's like sorting through coins, looking for buffalo nickels, 就好比从一堆零钱里找出绝版的纪念币
because you had calculated there was, 因为你算过概率
what, one in every seven rolls or something? 呃 七卷硬币里面就会有一枚 大概
Yeah. We made $600. 对啊 我们挣了六百块
We sorted through coins every weekend for a month. I was 12. 我们每个周末都在挑硬币 挑了两个月 我才十二岁
It was fun. 多有趣啊
It would have been nice to just throw the football or something. 一起练练抛接橄榄球多好
Look, I'm... 呃 我
Hey, Doug? 嘿 道格
Doug, the Porters lost power in their barn and they want you to come take a look. 道格 波特家说谷仓跳闸了 要你去看看
All right. I'll be right there. 好的 我马上过去
Okay. I gotta go.Okay. Yup. 好 我得走了 好吧
I'll be in your business, Pop Pop. 我要入伙 爷爷
- How are you at logos? - Good. - 你会不会画商标？ - 简单
Well, come here and show Pop Pop. 好 过来给爷爷秀一秀
Here. 过来
Let me give you some paper. 给你纸
And you show me what you can do 来看看你的本事
about drawing a logo for Pop Pop's business. 给爷爷的公司画个商标
If you wanna get that going, push your button. 笔芯出来是按这个钮
Right there. Push the button. 就这儿 按它
- Bill? - Hey, Jerry. Hey, Marge. - 比尔？ - 嘿 杰瑞 嘿 玛姬
Hi. 嘿
Hey, uh, if we're gonna do this again, 嘿 如果还像上次
I'm gonna need to charge you for using the microwave. 我要收微波炉的使用费
We are betting 40,000. 这次押四万
You guys drug dealers? 你们是卖白粉的？
No. We're professional lottery players. 哪里 我们是专业彩票玩家
I don't think that's a thing. 好像没这个职业
It is now. 现在有了
Listen, as much as I'd like to see if you can stand behind that thing 听着 我倒是想看看你一直站那儿操作机器
for that long without breaking a hip, 会不会扭到腰
there's no way you can buy that many tickets before closing time. 下班前你也不够时间打那么多彩票
Can you stay open later? 你能不能晚点关门？
Oh, I'm afraid not. 哦 恐怕不行
I'm undergoing some marital trauma at the moment. 我的婚姻焦头烂额
Oh.Well, truth be told, 好吧 说实话
tonight is a drinking celebration with my buddies. 今晚是跟几个哥儿们喝酒庆祝
Now, admittedly we do it out there, in the parking lot, 其实就在外面停车场
but, uh, I just can't have customers in here. 可是 呃 商店里不能有顾客
It's a liability. 会违反法律义务
Well... 好吧
What if we weren't customers? 如果我们不是顾客呢？
I have no idea what you're talking about. 不懂你们在说啥
What if we were partners? 如果我们是合伙人呢？
Bill, I'd like to introduce you to GS Investment Strategies. 比尔 谨向你推荐GS投资策略股份有限公司
I'm in. Can I be in? 我入股 可以吗？
So I'm a shareholder, and I could totally get you guys in if you want. 这样我就成股东了 你们想不想入股？包在我身上
So, it's a WinFall, so when the numbers... 天上真能掉馅饼 只要数字足够大
Okay, you're an investor... Okay, let's say you've got several hundred dollars. 是这样 你成了投资人 这么说吧 你有几百块闲钱
Then there is these lottery numbers. If they don't hit, you win. 然后这些彩票开奖 如果没有人中大奖 你就赚了
You in? You got any money? 加入不？带钱没？
I believe we are done. 应该是打完了
Hey, I got two more shareholders. 嘿 我又找了两个股东
One of them's got to rob his parents' house real quick, but he's definitely in. 这会儿赶回爸妈家里偷钱 他肯定行
That's 500 more tickets.Yup. 还剩五百多张彩票 好
All right. 太好了
You want a bong hit real quick? 想不想抽一口爽的？
- I don't know what that is. - Marge? - 不懂你说啥 - 玛姬？
- No thanks, Bill. - All right. - 谢了 不用 - 好吧
锄头铲子 汽车旅馆
Our next number is 46... 下一个幸运数字是46…
Number 24... 还有24…
And our very last number for today is number 23. 今晚最后一个幸运数字是23.
So, one more time, those numbers are 05, 21, 39, 46, 24, 23... 重复一次 幸运数字是05 21 39 46 24 23…
Okay, here we go. 好了 清爽了
No more cigarette burns, huh?Yeah. 不用他们家的破洞枕头套
Well... 好吧
I guess we fire up some of that delicious motel coffee 不如我们灌点这里的汽车旅馆美味咖啡
and get started. 就开工吧
Or it could wait till morning. 其实早上再忙也不急
Tomorrow? 明天？
The lottery? 彩票？
波士顿环球报新闻室 马萨诸塞州
Lottery winners get a lot of clicks. 彩票赢家点击率很高
I don't do clicks. I do news. 我不管点击率 我管新闻
Do you not see all these empty cubicles? 没见这边裁了好些人？
Just poke around for something. 挖点料出来
Find me a headline that I can 写个头条给我
throw in the Spotlight section. 放进焦点栏目
Oh, nice thing about this mattress is, we both roll to the center. 这老床垫多好 让我们都滚到中间了
I don't think I can get out if I tried. 我都不想起床
Well, we have time. 嗯 还有时间
What?What the heck? 搞什么？
Hey, hey, all right, all right. 嘿 嘿 来了
Got the wrong room. Got the wrong room. 你找错房间了
- It came in! - What did? - 好消息 - 你是
The lottery sends a tally of all the winnings sold by the store. 彩票公司发来中奖单 我店里卖出的
WinFall tickets won $82,000. 馅饼彩票一共中了 $82 000.
And how many WinFall tickets did you sell at your store? 你总共卖出多少张？
Just yours, plus six more.Yes! 就你们买了 还有这六张
To me. But those didn't win. 我买的 不过都没中
We doubled it.We doubled it. 我们翻倍了 我们翻倍了
We doubled it! 我们翻倍了
It's Steve. 是史蒂夫
Hey, Steve. 嗨 史蒂夫
Hey, Jerry. 嗨 杰瑞
I was just checking to see how we did. Um, you know, curious. 我就是问问进展怎么样了 没别的意思
I will be sending out an official shareholder report. 我会发一份正式的股东信 给大家汇报
Yeah, yeah, right, right, but you know... 呵 呵 当然 不过
He wants to know. What do you think? 他着急想知道 说不说？
Well, we doubled it. 嗯 我们翻倍了
We doubled it! 我们翻倍了
彩票兑奖中心
Shh. 嘘…
赢钱漏洞
- This can't be real. - I didn't believe it either, - 不可能吧？ - 我也不敢信
but I've been running simulations during the drawings, and it's right. 不过当时一边抽奖我一边做模拟计算 数字对得上
If you bet at least 10 grand, the odds tilt towards the buyer. 如果押一万以上 机会还更多些
- Can you get money from your dad? - I'm not asking him for shit. - 去找你爸要点钱？ - 我才不去
Why not? His name is on a building. I think he can afford it. 为啥不？他都捐了一栋楼 这点钱还拿不出
Because this is mine. 这是我自己的事
- Do you have 10 grand? - No. - 那你有一万吗？ - 没
I have a dorm. 我有办法
Okay, that is one slice of pizza 好了 来片披萨
per person. One slice. Thank you. 每人一片 谢谢
Hey, only take a piece if you contributed to the fund. 嘿 愿意入伙的才能拿披萨
The first thing you learn at Harvard is that you're here for your future. 你们一进哈佛就听到 "为了将来"
Right? 对吧？
Second thing you learn... 不久就明白了
Is that's all bullshit. 这都是瞎扯
There is no future. 哪有什么将来
There is just now waiting for you to take it. 只有当下才是你的关键
I found a flaw in the lottery. 我找到一个彩票的漏洞
Okay? A way to beat the game every time 嗯 每次保证能赢
because nobody at the lottery figured out what I did. 因为彩票公司没人知道我在做什么
But it only works if you can bet big. 但是这个机会 只有下注足够大才管用
So, tell your parents that you have new lab fees, or need books, 所以 赶紧告诉你们家里 说要收实验费 要买书
or got an STD. 甚至得了性病
Whatever it takes, because if we pull this off, then we are legends! 怎么都行 因为如果这事儿做成了 我们就是传奇
Also, I'm gonna need you all to fill out about 300 lottery slips, 还有 每人要填三百张彩票
so we don't bet duplicates. 才能保证不重复
Here you go. That's for you. 给 这是你的
Thank you. 谢谢
You're not filling any out? 你不填？
No. I'm in charge. 不 我管理
Okay, talk to me. So you wanna renovate it? 好 说说看 你想改造它？
Yup. All the shareholders are chipping in. 是 股东们都凑钱了
We're bringing back the jazz festival. 我们要把爵士音乐节再搞起来
The best music is the music you make up as you go along. 最好的音乐 就是你能参与的音乐
Ah, I'm just sad we couldn't have had it when Prince was around. 唉 可惜Prince已经不在了
He wouldn't have come, Howard. 他在也不愿来 霍华
We'll never know. 说不定哦
You guys are sure this is what you wanna do with your money? 你们确信要把钱花这儿？
You don't wanna invest it somewhere? 不想换个投资？
We are investing it somewhere. 我们已经投资了呀
All right. 好吧
I'll give you a hand.All right. 我来搭把手 好的
Doug, put it on top there.Yup. All right. 道格 放在最上面 好 好的
Thank you. 谢谢
Wow. 哇
Why do you keep all these? 为什么要留下？
The IRS. 税务审计
When we get audited, 万一我们被抽查
we'll need a paper trail of all the losing tickets we bought. 要保留这些输掉的彩票作凭证
Think you're gonna get audited? 你觉得会被抽查？
Oh, yeah. 哦 是
Jesus. 老天
You know, your group hired me to fix the amphitheater. Six-month job. 嗯 你们一伙儿雇我翻修舞台 半年的活
Oh. How about that? 哦 不错啊
Yeah, how about that? 是 真不错
Well, you may wanna consider chipping in on that. 嗯 你想不想也凑一份？
What? 什么？
Well, you have a share. 嗯 你有一股
You did, from the start. 从最开始就有
Dad... 爸
You didn't have to do that. 你不用这样
Oh, I didn't wanna count nickels without you. 哦 当年要不是为了陪你 我才懒得去筛硬币
I'm telling you, Dottie has done such a great job with this bookstore. 我跟你说 多蒂的书店搞得真好
Yeah. You know, Leon is renovating the hotel. 是 知道吗 里昂也在翻新酒店
Howard got him a deal on it, but his commission is that 霍华德帮他谈了个优惠 没收佣金
he and Shirley get to use the hot tub whenever they want. 不过他跟谢莉可以随时去享受泡澡
Leon will regret that. 里昂会后悔的
You are not kidding. 你完全正确
- Hello, hello, everybody.- Oh, hey! - 哈喽 大家好 - 哦 你好
All right. Well, go ahead... 好 好 别客气
Go on, sit on down. 来 都坐下
Well... 嗯
Look, first off, I can say that we're doing pretty darn well. 首先 我可以说我们干得真牛逼
Yes. 哈哈…
Yeah. But you probably already know that by reading your shareholder report... 是 不过你们读过股东汇报信 应该都知道了
I can't get mine to open. 我的打不开
Oh, do you have Word? 哦 你有Word软件吗？
I have Windows, I think. 我有Windows 应该吧
I'll print you one, Shirley. 我帮你打一份 谢莉
Oh, thank you. 哦 谢谢
Anyhoo... 怎么说
As you might have imagined it, 大家应该想得到
we're gonna use the majority of our capital for betting. 我们应该把大部分的资本用来押注彩票
Yeah. 是
But there are dividends that you can access. 但还是会有分红
Right. So, I know a lot of people would like to see the jazz festival come back. 对 我听说很多人都希望爵士音乐节再搞起来
And, Old Frank can sure use a mail truck he doesn't fall out of. 还有 法兰克的送邮车也该换辆有门的了
Uh, so, now on to the profit ratios. We... 呃 下面讲讲获利比例 我们
- Yes, Raj? - Is there not food at this thing? - 是 拉吉？ - 这里没吃的吗？
No. No. This is a shareholder meeting. It's not a party. 没有 没有 这是个股东会 不是派对
Then why did you have it at 00, when we all eat? 那干嘛六点开会 晚餐时间
Well, you're welcome to all go to the diner, but... 好吧 谁想去餐厅就去呗 但是
No, then you're not gonna learn about the numbers. 你们就听不到盈利数字了
So, what's the next play? 嗯 下一步怎么做？
312,000 tickets. 三十一万两千张彩票
- That's $600,000. - Yeah. - 等于六十万美金 - 是
We're betting half a million in one play? 我们一次就博六十万？
Oh, the money is the easy part. 哦 钱不是问题
Is it?Yeah. 真的？对
It'll take four days of betting, 要用四天来打彩票
two machines, 12 hours a day. 两台机器一起 每天十二小时
Then why don't you just bet the normal amount? 那为啥不按普通数量买？
Math. 数学
It's Newton's law. 牛顿定律
If you push against something, it's gonna push back. 作用力和反作用力
And we discovered a flaw. 我们发现了漏洞
But by using it, we've introduced a variable that changes it. 钻了它空子 于是就导入了一个新的变量
And we don't know how long this game is gonna last. 不知道这样玩它还能玩多久
Then we need to make as much money as we can, while we can. 所以要趁机会还在 尽量多押
Get the festival going, and finish rebuilding before it pushes back. 音乐节搞起来 翻新搞起来 赶在反作用力之前
Mmm-hmm. 嗯
I ordered a second machine from the lottery, 我订了第二台彩票机
but they said you're only allowed one per location, 但他们说一个店只能有一台
so I was like, "Well, what if I have a second store?" 我就说 "我有新店啊"
They're like, "What's the address?" I was like, "Uh-oh. There's my mistake." 他们又说 这是同一个地址 我就说 我填错了
And that's where my buddy, Darryl, comes in. 所以我哥们 达瑞 就登场了
And, uh, we're gonna give him an extra share, but here you are. 嗯 我们要分他一股 不过 机器搞来了
You can print out 24 hours a day, plus unlimited pie. 可以二十四小时连续打印 还有甜点任吃
Look at this. 看看这篇
What's this? 这是啥？
From my source at the AG's office. 一个管法务的线人给的
Now, the lottery has to disclose players who claim more than 50 grand, 彩票公司需要披露
five times a year. 每年中奖5万超过五次者
Sometimes the winners are fronts, you know, 有些赢家是枪手
cashing tickets for people who owe child support, or have a warrant, 替人领奖 比如替欠抚养费的 替通缉犯
but look at this guy. Wins big every three weeks. 瞧瞧这家伙 每三周一次赢得很大
Lives in Michigan. A retired factory worker. 住在密歇根 退休工人
No criminal record. 没有犯罪记录
He's won this much?Yeah. 赢这么大？是
Who drives 10 hours every month to play the lottery in a different state? 谁会开车十小时 跨州买彩票 每个月？
- Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. - Right. - 是 完全不合理 - 对
Loser! 废物
Did that woman just rob you? 那女人来抢劫的？
That's my wife. 是我老婆
Well, she certainly seems spirited. 嗯 她气场很足
Yeah, she's a spitfire. 对 她是个火药桶
No, she's just pissed off 'cause I filed for divorce, 她生气是因为我刚申请离婚
and she didn't ever think I'd be able to afford it. 她说要痛宰我一笔
- Looks like money well spent. - Yeah. - 花钱送神也值得 - 是
Kind of lost the magic ever since Steely Dan stopped touring. 爱情魔力早没了 Steely Dan停止巡演那会儿
You know... 其实
I need to find someone like you. 我该找个你那样的
- Only younger. - Yeah, that started off great. - 不过要年轻点 - 是 你真会说话
No, I mean, you know, just someone that's still fertile. 不是这意思 我是说找个好生养
And their womb can have babies. 还能怀上孩子的
You're not good at this. 你这情商真不行
Oh, I'm really not. Can you help me? 哦 是不行 你能帮帮我吗？
Well, my mother used to say, 好吧 我妈妈常说
"Kiss a few frogs, then when you find your prince, "多亲几个青蛙 当你找到王子
"you'll realize that the frogs are better, 'cause they make you laugh." "你会发觉还不如青蛙 因为它们会逗你笑 "
Does laughing at you count? 那你逗我笑了 算不算？
Bill, you need a new frog. 比尔 找个新青蛙
I need a new frog. 需要换个新青蛙
$50,000. 五万美金
Welcome to the now, bitches. 欢迎来到当下 各位婊
We are going to make a shitload of money, 我们会大桶捞钱
but it's going to take time, 但是需要时间
and sweat, and passion, okay? 还有汗水 还有激情 好吧
So, everybody fill out two stacks of slips. 所以 每个人填两叠彩票
We need to get 25,000 in in the next three weeks. 未来三周填好两万五千张彩票
Something wrong? 怎么了？
There's another group. 有另一个团体
What? 什么？
The payout should have been bigger. 回报率应该更高
The only thing that makes sense is another group eating into the pot, 唯一解释就是另外有个团体分吃了奖金池
so I checked sales at every store. 所以我就挨个查网点销售
- That's public information? - No, I hacked the state lottery. - 那个是公开信息？ - 不是 我黑进了州彩票公司系统
Nice. 不错
Wait. That's my laptop. 不对 那是我的笔记本电脑
Yeah. You should destroy your hard drive after this. 是 待会你要销毁硬盘
- Dude. - Whatever. It worked. - 鸟人 - 无所谓 找到了
Look at the winnings in Sunderland, from only two locations. 看看桑德兰的奖金 就两个店
Two locations. They'd have to buy tickets for a week to get those kind of numbers. 两个店 这个奖金量 彩票得要整个星期才打得出
They're there right now. 他们应该正在打
Hey. I finished early tonight. 嘿 今晚我提早结束了
What's the rush? 着什么急？
You didn't think I'd forget our anniversary, did you? 你以为我忘记计划纪念日了 是吧？
- Oh, you just got that out of the cooler. - Well, yeah. - 噢 你把它藏在冷柜里 - 呵 是的
But I hid it behind the Yoo-hoo this morning so that nobody would get it. 早上我特意把它藏在后面 没人动它
You know it's good when it does that. 这声音表示酒没坏
Beautiful plastic china. 漂亮的塑料杯
Here you go. 给
Here's to 46 more years. 希望再陪你四十六年
Cheers. 干杯
I think I still owe you a prom night. 记得我还欠你个舞会
This was easier when I was 16. 我十六岁那会儿腿脚要好些
You're even more beautiful now. 你现在比那会还好看
That's the out-of-date champagne talking. 你在说酒话
Yeah, he really shouldn't be selling that. 是 他老卖过期的酒
No teacher to pull us apart. 这会儿不用怕老师来了
You guys are the other group? 你们就是另一伙儿？
Oh, man. We thought it was gonna be, like, a crime syndicate or something. Phew. 噢 切 我们还以为是个犯罪团伙呢
I don't know what you're talking about. 我不懂你们说什么
Sorry, we are being super rude. I'm Tyler, this is Eric. 抱歉 我们太没礼貌了 我是泰勒 这是埃里克
We run a betting club at Harvard. 我们在哈佛搞了个彩票俱乐部
We're called Random Industries, 我们叫"随机产业"
which is also the name of my skateboard brand. 借用我那块滑板的公司名字
Well, I figured there'd be somebody else. 就说嘛 我算出还有其他人在玩
Me, too, but I mean, I didn't expect this. Look at you guys. It's like Up. 我也是 不过 完全没想到是你们 瞧瞧 像是《飞屋环游记》
Would you like a glass of champagne? 来杯香槟？
No, I only drink Jager and Red Bull. But thank you. 不用 我只喝药酒加红牛（野格炸弹） 不过谢了
Oh, well, at least you'll never have to worry about being our age. 好吧 年轻就是好
Look, we're really only hurting each other by playing at the same time, 听着 我们这样同时玩 只能彼此伤害
so here's a better offer. 我有个更好的方案
You join my group, add your capital to our pot, 你们加入我们集团 资本都转移过来
and we'll handle all the betting. 我们来负责押注
Well, I don't know. 嗯 我不太确定
We kind of like to do our own thing. 我们自己应付得来
What? 什么？
You'll get a cut without having to do anything. 你们不用操心就能分红
I have an army of bettors. You won't even have to leave your rocking chairs. 我有一群操作员 你们甚至不用离开躺椅
We're good. 我们没关系
This is about making money. You like money, right? 这是赚钱 你们喜欢钱 对吧？
Well, not as much as I like other things. 呵 还有其他爱好
Oh, my God. 噢 老天
Uh, now, look, if you two don't mind, this is our anniversary. 呃 听着 如果没啥事儿了 这是我们的结婚纪念日
And you are killing the ambience of our liquor store. 你们干扰了这小酒馆的浪漫情调
You're welcome to take a Red Bull for the road. 送你们点红牛吧 路上提神
Or maybe a juice box. 或者拿箱果汁？
You're good at math. 你们数学不错
I'm sure that helps out on the farm, but at Harvard, 这本事种田够用了 不过在哈佛
we learn a little something called binomial distribution. 我们学过"二项分布"
Look it up. 研究一下吧
Then you'll see why your odds are better when you fill out your own slips. 然后就明白为什么自己填彩票概率更好
You're welcome. 不用谢
Binomial distribution only considers two factors. 二项分布只考虑两个变量
Not a third, which is human error, or a fourth, 没考虑第三点 人为失误 或者第四
which is the time it takes for you to fill in the tickets. 填写彩票耗用的时间
You gain a whooping 32 bucks for every $100,000 you win. 然后每十万奖金你确实能多挣32块
You're welcome. 不用谢
- Seriously? - Shut up! - 真的？ - 闭嘴
What? 怎么了？
I guess it wouldn't be a prom without dumb teenagers. 我就说舞会想要热闹 少不得几个愣头青
That reminds me of where we left off. 让我们完成进度
So I get the house? 房子归我？
Yes. You get everything. 是 什么都归你
Bill just wants to keep his share of GS Strategies. 比尔只拿他在GS投资策略的股份
Whatever. I got the house. 随便了 房子归我
Well, good luck to you, Candace. 好了 坎尼斯 祝好运
You know, we had a few good years there before it all turned to shit. 我们至少还好过几年 后来才屎的
And I hope you find your frog. 希望你找到你的青蛙
Hey, what is GS whatever? 嘿 那个GI是什么鬼？
Oh, yeah. That's a little company I'm a part of. 噢 只是我参股的一个小公司
Uh, we win the lottery every month. 呃 我们每个月都赢彩票
See you around. 回头见
I'd love to re-open the ice cream shop. 我想重开雪糕店
Well, now you can lease it for $1.19 a year. 好 现在你可以租下来 租金1.19美金一年
And the Downtown fund will cover the rest. 我们的复兴基金承担差价
- $1.19? - Mmm-hmm. - 1.19美金？ - 嗯
Oh, it's a euro. It's a complicated story. 哦 相当于欧元 说来话长
Jerry can explain it to you. 杰瑞知道详情
Boy, oh, boy. 妈呀 吗呀
- I just bought a Corvette. - Yeah, I can see that. - 我买了辆Corvette - 是 我认得
You want to take it for a ride next week? I'm going on a cruise to Me-hi-co. 下周你想不想遛遛它？我要去游轮旅行 在墨西哥
Oh, no, I don't think I can get into it. 哦 哦 我可能都坐不进去
All right, old man, suit yourself. 好吧 老家伙 别后悔
There's another group. 有另一伙人
- No. - Yep. - 不会吧 - 有
Some kids from Harvard figured it out. 几个哈佛小子也算出来了
Well, that sucks. 嗯 不爽
We should be okay. 我们应该没事
We're still winning enough for people to rebuild and get the jazz fest going. 我们还继续给大家赢钱搞重建 搞爵士音乐节
We just have to stay in the game. 我们得保证可以玩下去
- And we will. - Well, that's easy for you to say. - 一定会 - 唔 你说得轻巧
You're not standing at a machine for five days straight. 你没打过彩票 连站五天
I said I would take a shift. 我说过要替你
No, no. That's okay. 不用 还好
Yeah, because you guys like it, right? 是 你们也喜欢这样 对吧？
- Yeah, we do. - Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. - 是 我们喜欢 - 耶 你们喜欢 你们喜欢
So glad you got the day off. 你几天不用上班太好了
Well, it doesn't feel like I did. 这比上班还累啊
How did you guys do this for weeks? 这么久你们怎么撑下来的？
Because it's an adventure. 对我们来说这算探险
Oh, no, this is not an adventure. 得了吧 这哪里叫探险
It's getting paper cuts in a motel filled with prostitutes and drug dealers. 手都刮伤了 这客栈里还全是妓女毒贩
Oh. 噢
Well, Dawn, you don't have to do it. 好了 多恩 你歇着吧
Oh, no, no, I want to. I do. 哦 不是 我没事 真没事
I mean, I never get to spend time with you guys, and, you know... 我是说 我平时都没时间陪陪你们
Feeling trapped in a gross hotel, filling bins with losing tickets 感觉窝在这破客栈里 收拾这些废票
is just a memory I will never ever forget. 这体验都能怀念一辈子了
Oops. This one's a winner. Oops. 这张可不是废票
Oh, you missed it.Okay. I'm done. I'm done. 哦 你搞错了 好吧 我停手了 我停手
Hey, when's the part where you get to turn in all the winners? 嘿 几时才能去兑奖？
- Because I will do that. - Well, that is fun. - 让我来吧 - 嗯 那才好玩呢
We're gonna have to double check all the... 我们得重复检查一遍
Is there a bar at this motel? 这店里有酒吧不？
州彩票总部 波士顿 马萨诸塞州
Mr. Grazio? 格拉佐先生？
Maya Jordon. Boston Globe. 玛雅.佐敦 波士顿环球报的
I had some questions about the WinFall game. 有些问题我想请教一下 关于馅饼彩票
Well, Melanie Hawkins handles our publicity. 呃 公关部是 米兰妮霍金斯负责
But the game has been a huge success for the state. 不过我们这个彩票在本州很成功
Not just for the state. 不止是本州
Are you aware there's a player in Michigan winning millions every month? 你有没有留意 密歇根州一个玩家每月赢走上百万？
We raise a lot of money for schools, but nobody does an article about that. 我们筹来大笔款项资助学校 也没见谁来报道
Some retiree gets lucky and they send a Spotlight reporter? 然后某退休老人走运了 居然来了个焦点新闻大记者？
I didn't say he was a retiree. 我可没说他是退休老人
Yeah, well, you know, it's a lottery. 好吧 你得知道 这是彩票
People win. So, wouldn't call it news. 有输有赢 算不上新闻
I have a meeting. 我有个会
Thanks for your time. 打扰了
- Morning, Leon. - Morning, Jerry. - 早 里昂 - 早 杰瑞
Made you a fresh pot. French roast. 给你新煮了咖啡 法式焙烘
Wow. You're getting fancy. 哇 上档次了
Hey, Jerry. 嘿 杰瑞
They said I'd find you here. 说是你在这儿
What do you want? 你想干嘛？
This won't take long. 很快说完
We're not joining your group. 我们不加入贵集团
I don't want you to. 不需要加入
I don't really need your capital anymore. 我也不需要你们的资本了
I just need you out of the game. 我只要你退出
- So, you're out. - What? - 你玩完了 - 什么？
See, you're not really as good at calculating people as you are numbers. 瞧 你算数还行 算人就太差了
So you haven't really run the math on what somebody like me would do to win. 根本没想过吧 我这样的人会不择手段
And what would you do? 都有什么手段呢？
Set an army of the smartest kids you've ever met against you 你没见过我的马仔有多聪明
and everyone you play with. 别让我们对你发狠
We hacked into the state lottery to find where you were betting. 我们黑进州彩票系统 找得到你们
You don't think that we can hack into your accounts? 难道就黑不进你们账户？
Your credit? Your identity? 还有信用记录 还有个人信息？
It won't be hard. I mean... 一点不难 我说
Most of them think a firewall is something in their chimney, so... 你们连防火墙都不懂吧？
Why are you doing this? 你为什么要这么干？
It's just math. Nothing personal. 这只是数学 不伤感情
Look, you had a good run. 听着 你们还不错
You made some cash for Mayberry. 给乡亲们挣了钱
But it's over. 到此为止了
Enjoy your golden years. 颐养天年吧
Hey, so how many days do you think we'll need? 嘿 这次要待几天？
None. 不去了
We're out of the game. 我们退出了
Jerry! 杰瑞
Okay. Uh. 好吧 呃
Oh, boy. Well, uh... 咳 咳
I'm sad to report that, due to some new variables in the game... 很抱歉通知大家 由于出现新的变量
We're going to have to stop playing. 我们只得停止博彩了
I am sorry. 我很抱歉
So, you're really going to let some college smartass take all this away from you? 你真打算让几个装逼大学生抢走自己的心血？
The odds that he might do something outweigh the benefits... 相比于收益 他们要是搞破坏 风险太重了
It's not about the math. It's about being human. 已经不是数学了 上升到人格了
You know, Dad, I... 知道不 爸 我
I've watched you spend so much of your life 我见你一辈子劳劳碌碌
just being overlooked and pushed around. 却总是被忽略 被排挤
Nobody knew what you could do. 没人知道你有多厉害
Nobody cared. 没人在乎
And then you finally took your shot, and you brought us all with you. 好不容易你抓住机会 你还带着我们一起
You know what you did? You made our little town feel big. 你知道自己的成就不？你让这个小镇有了信心
That's why they're all in there. 为了这个他们聚在里面
That's why I was in there. 为了这个我才过来
He'll be okay. 他会没事的
You know why I don't like to fish? 知道为啥我不爱钓鱼？
No. 不知道
The last time that I went, I took him with me. 最后一次钓鱼 我带着他
He was 16, 17. 那会儿他十六七吧
And I started calculating how fast the bobber was moving 我在看浮标
so I can figure out the speed of the current. 开始计算水流的速度
And then I hear him ask me, "What do you think, Dad?" 然后听见他问 "你怎么看 爸？"
And it was at that moment that I realized 那会儿我才意识到
he was talking about a girl that he liked. 他说的是当时喜欢的姑娘
And...Oh. 而 哦
I had no idea. 我居然没听见
You know, it's... 你看 真是
It's never been a gift. It's been a trick. 我的数学脑从来都不是天赐的礼物 反而是个圈套
Your brain tells you 大脑告诉我
that you see what other's don't, 别人看不见 我看得见
but in the end, you're just seeing less. 结果 我反而错过更多
I think I'll walk home tonight. 今晚我走路回家吧
All right, guys, it's gonna be a big one. It's all of us now, so make it count. 来吧 伙计们 来把大的 这次只有我们玩 搞把大的
Go, go, go. 走 走 走
Roll down's this weekend. 本周又有下滚
I know. 我知道
I'm just trying to do the right thing. 我只是想做正确的事
Oh, you always do. I love that about you. 噢 你一直都做得对 我就爱你这一点
And that's why everyone in town trusts you to take a chance. 也就这一点让全镇人都信任你去博
The one thing I have never seen you do 可是我从来没见过你
is give up on a problem before you find a solution. 遇到问题不找方案就放弃
What do you mean? 你说什么？
Well, you've calculated Tyler's threat, and the value of the game, 好吧 你计算了泰勒的威胁 还有彩票的价值
but binomial distribution doesn't consider the third factor. 可是二项分布没考虑第三个因子
That as long as you and I have each other, we are not afraid to be stupid. 那就是 只要我跟你在一起 我们就不怕冲动
You're batshit crazy. 你真不是好惹的
Oh, there's Steve. 那是史蒂夫
We're heading to Massachusetts. 我们去马萨诸塞州
Ha-ha! I see you! Go get 'em, boy! 哈哈 我看见了 去怼他们 伙计
我去成为人类了
记得喂猫
爸爸
Whoa! Yeah, let's do this! Marge! Give me five. 哇 耶 我们大干一场 玛姬 击个掌
Jerry! You're a madman. Pound me. 杰瑞 你是个猛人 碰一下
I thought it was supposed to be more without the split. 没人分饼了 不会就赚这么点吧？
- Did you check for other claims? - Yes. There was one. - 有没有其他中奖的？ - 有 这一个 桑德兰
- Where? - Sunderland. - 哪里？ - 桑德兰
Shit! 狗屎
He called your bluff, okay? There's nothing we can do but accept it. 他看穿我们了 好吧 接受事实吧
If there's a roll down, he's going to play. 只要有下滚 他就会参与
- Unless we create the roll down. - What? - 除非我们制造下滚 - 什么？
It takes weeks for a roll down, right? 需要好几周才出现下滚 对吧？
I mean, WinFall takes in 100 grand a day, 我是说 馅饼彩票每天收入大概十万
and then when it hits two million, we know a roll down is coming in, 要攒到两百万 下滚就会出现了
and everybody starts betting, and Benjamin Button gets in his truck. 然后大家就纷纷下注 本杰明巴顿也会上车
But if we create a roll down when nobody expects it, we take it all. 但是如果我们制造一个下滚 没人会预计到 我们就全拿了
We squeeze the other players out. 就把其他玩家挤走
We use our hack to track the pot, 我们黑进系统 追踪彩票池
we wait for it to hit a million before a drawing, 等开奖前它达到一百万
and then we bet a million in one day. I mean, we own the game. 此时我们一天内押上一百万 于是 我们掌控局面
And where do we get $1 million? 上哪儿找一百万？
As you can see by our returns, it works. 从过往记录可见 模式成立
And with more capital, we can control the game. 若有更多资本 我们就能掌控局面
Is your dad in on this? 你爸加入了吗？
No. He... Um... 没 他 嗯
Thinks you're going to college? 以为你在学习？
He thinks I'm studying to be a lawyer, like him. 他以为我在专心学习 准备考律师 像他那样
But last time I checked, my father never made $1 million in a night. 不过我查过 他可从来没有一晚上挣到一百万
We have 14 hours to pull this off. 我们有十四小时完成计划
Get to your location and don't leave until you print all your tickets. 去到各个点 彩票打完才能撤
Some locations might push back on printing all day, but do not let them. 有些点会抵触 不愿整天打印 一定要坚持
They work for us. 顾客是上帝
Let's ride. 开工
Yes! 好
Yeah. 耶
Hey. What happens if somebody wins the jackpot 嘿 万一有人中了大奖
and we lose $1 million? 我们那一百万怎么办？
Beyond dropping out of school because I blew my entire tuition? 你说不止是输掉学费 退学？
I think one of those investors might actually kill me. 我觉得某个投资人可能真会杀人
- You all right? - Yeah, I got it. - 你行吗？ - 我还好
Oh. Okay. 哦 好
I got the key. 钥匙在我这儿
What the heck? 怎么了？
Hey! 嘿
We missed it! 我们错过了
What, someone actually hit all six numbers? 什么 有人中了六个数？
No. No. It rolled down. 不是 不是 已经下滚了
No, that's impossible. It's only the second week. 不是吧 不可能 才第二周
It never rolls down before three. 下滚从来没有早过第三周
It rolled down last night, and we missed it. 昨晚就下滚了 我们错过了
The Harvard group triggered it on their own. 是哈佛团伙他们自己触发的
How would they know how much to bet? 他们怎么知道该押多少？
The lottery doesn't post the amount... 彩票奖金池没有公布
Well, they knew. 嗯 他们知道
Jerry? 杰瑞？
Where are you going, Jerry? 你去哪儿 杰瑞？
Jerry! 杰瑞
It's on the freakin' news. The lottery didn't even see it coming. 咱都上新闻了 彩票公司根本就没预料到
This is so epic. 太经典了
Hey, Jerry. 嘿 杰瑞
What, did you come ridin' in on your tractor 怎么了 你专程开上拖拉机
to come give me a whoopin'? 过来给我喝彩吗？
Believe me, I wanted to. 相信我 真想祝贺你
Part of me still does. 内心还是有点佩服
But then on the long drive here, 不过路上开过来这么久
well, most of that just, poof, went away. 那点佩服就 呼 飘走了
And I realized that I wasn't really angry at you. 我也明白了 其实对你不生气
I'm disappointed. 只是失望了
Aw, you're disappointed in me? 哦 你对我失望了？
No, not you. You're insignificant. 不 不是对你失望 你不值一提
No, I was disappointed that I let a selfish kid like you get to me. Huh. 不是 是我居然让一个自私的小屁孩扰乱了情绪
I was always good with math, 我数学一贯很好
but it took a long time for me to figure people out. 只是花了好长时间才搞清楚怎么看人
So, tell us, Jerry, what did you figure out? 嗯 说说看 你搞清楚了什么？
That the solution isn't numbers. 答案从来不是数字
You told me that I was playing the lottery because I had nothing else. 你以为我玩彩票 是因为别无所有
But the reason you won't share the pot is because you have nothing else. 其实你不愿分享彩票池的原因 才是别无所有
You think being the smartest guy in the room is all that matters. 你认为成为房间里最聪明的家伙就是一切
But it turns out it's this room that matters. 实际上是这间房最重要
All these bright, young people helping you get rich. 所有这些聪明的年轻人帮你致富
How are you helping them? 你怎么回报他们？
Guess you haven't run the math out on that, huh? 你还没计算过这一点吧？嗯？
Anyway...my tractor's running. 无所谓了 我的拖拉机还等着呢
I wish you all the best of luck. 祝你们好运
What? Just get back to counting. 怎么了？继续对数
If the Harvard team can trigger a roll down, they run the game. 如果哈佛团伙触发下滚 他们就掌控了局面
So we trigger our own roll down. 那我们也自己触发下滚吧
Yeah, we have enough cash. 是啊 我们的钱也够
- No. - Why? - 不 - 为什么？
Because it's not fair to the regular players. 因为这对普通玩家不公平
He's right. It's not who we are. 他说得对 我们不是这样的人
But we're so close. 但是就触手可及啊
I mean, downtown is back, the jazz fest is coming. 你看 商业恢复了 爵士音乐节也快了
If we keep winning, we could actually hire somebody to play there. 再多赢点 就真能请人来表演了
You should get Steely Dan. 一定要请Steely Dan.
That is an amazing idea. We should get Steely Dan. 多好的主意 我们该请Steely Dan.
We can't win if we can't play. 我们玩不了 所以赢不了
Well, this just sucks. 太不爽了
The lottery isn't stopping us, but a bunch of college kids are? 彩票公司都没说啥 几个小屁孩就难住我们了？
- Huh, that's a good point. - What is? I wasn't making a point. - 呵 这个观点很重要 - 什么观点 我可没发表观点
Why isn't the lottery stopping them? 彩票公司为啥没阻止他们？
It's because they don't care. 因为他们不在乎
Oh. 哦
That could be our answer. 这也许就是我们的答案
Always happy to meet with our loyal players, Mr. and Mrs. Selbee. 很高兴见到我们的忠实玩家 塞尔比先生太太
Oh, please. "Jerry and Marge" is fine. 哦 叫杰瑞和玛姬就好
What can we help you with? 有何指教？
So here's the thing. 有这么个事
The state lottery was losing money a few years ago, 几年前 州彩票一直赔钱
and hardly anybody was winning the jackpot, 而且几乎没人中大奖
so Mega Millions ate your lunch. 然后"大百万"就抢了你们生意
Then along comes WinFall, and all that changes. 然后"馅饼"推出 改变了一切
You folks made millions, 你们挣了几百万
before you realized there was a flaw in the math. 后来你们发现有个漏洞
You probably panicked at first, 也许一开始有点吓人
because you knew that once everybody saw it, 因为如果大家都知道了
that the game would collapse. 游戏就会崩溃
Except they didn't see it. 只不过他们没看到
Only me and a few kids from Harvard. 只有我和一帮哈佛小子看到了
Which meant that we were pushing millions into the game, 这意味着我们百万百万地投钱
and, boy, sent your profits through the roof. 带旺游戏 带来滚滚的利润
So, all of a sudden, your mistake became your windfall. 突然间 你们的漏洞 变成了天上掉的馅饼
I gave him that line. 这句词我想的
Yeah, she sure did, and it's a dandy. 是 她想的 真是个好梗
So, what exactly do you want? 那么 你们到底想要什么？
Transparency. 透明度
We'd like the website to show the size of the jackpot. 我们希望在网站公开奖金池
That prevents any group from forcing a roll down. 防止任何团体制造下滚
Makes it fair for anybody who plays. 这样对每个玩家都公平
And we would like two machines at the Liquor Hut in Sunderland. 同时我们希望在桑德兰小酒馆放两台彩票机
So we can be together. 好让我们在一起
These are our golden years. 这是我们的晚年时光
We'll take care of it. 我们会着手办理
Yeah, we'll be making another play soon. 是 我们很快还会再投一次
That's great to hear.Yeah. Talk soon. 真是太好了 是 回头再聊
He's wants to bring in other partners from the firm. 他想带其他人来投资
Dude, we might not ever need a real job. 伙计 我们以后都不用找工作了
- They posted the jackpot. - What? - 他们公开了彩票池 - 什么？
The lottery changed the website. You can track the jackpot online. 彩票公司更新了网站 可以线上跟踪彩票池金额
We can't roll it down anymore. 我们没法操纵下滚了
Shit. Shit. 狗屎 狗屎
All right, let's break this guy. 好吧 我们打倒这家伙
He wants a war? We'll give him one. 他想找麻烦 那就给他
- You want some nachos? - Uh, no. - 来点小吃？ - 哦 不用
Yeah, I'll try some. 好吧 我来一点
You know, I'm good. 呃 还是不用了
Where is everyone? We're supposed to be betting. 人都在哪儿？不是该买彩票了么？
Dude, it's over. Nobody wants to do it anymore. 伙计 玩完了 没人愿再来了
What? Why? We're winning. 什么？为什么？我们一直赢呢
No. We're assholes. 不 我们成了混蛋
And that doesn't work for anybody but you. 他们没得啥好处 你赚得多
Fine. I'll do it on my own. 随便了 我自己来
It's gonna be insane. 好期待啊
Crazy. 简直了
I told you we should have... 早说过我们会
- Did you get the pretzels? - Yeah. - 买脆饼没？ - 买了
This just came for you.Thank you. 你的邮件 谢谢
Oh. Finally. 哦 终于
Paycheck? 工资？
Like I'd get excited about that. 那点工资谁看得上
No. State lottery commission. 不是 是州彩票公司的数据
They don't want to talk to me, 他们不愿发言
but anybody that wins above 60,000 is in the public record. 但奖金超过六万的赢家必须披露
You just have to submit a request. 只需要提出申请
Which I did, for every drawing in the last six months. 我申请了 查询过往六个月的记录
Gerald Selbee, every three weeks. 杰瑞塞尔比 每三周一次
Tyler Langford. 泰勒朗福德
Same drawings. 同期兑奖
There's another one. 还有一个？
Tyler Langford. Tyler Langford. 泰勒朗福德 泰勒朗福德
Okay, Tyler Langford, I see you. 好 泰勒朗福德 看见你了
Best euro I've ever spent. 这是我花过最棒的一欧元
- Thanks, Raj. - Thank you. - 谢谢 拉吉 - 谢谢你
Okay, girl. 好啦 姑娘
Darn! 去
Try one more time, sweetheart. 再试一次 宝贝
Like a kangaroo. 学袋鼠跳
- Hey, would you hand me a 10 mil? - Yeah. - 嘿 帮我拿10密耳的 - 好
Ten mil. 十毫
Here you go.Thank you. 给 谢谢
You won't even buy yourself a new truck? 你都不给自己买辆新车？
Nah. This one works. 不用 这辆还行
Does it? 行不？
Not all the time. But I think that's why I like it. 有时不太行 不过就喜欢它这点
Hmm. 唔
You know what? 知道不？
I did buy this. 我倒是买了这个
I counted nickels with you because it was something I understood. 以前跟你筛硬币 是难得我懂它
I didn't know a better way to spend time with you. 我不懂还有更好的事可以陪你做
I just knew that I wanted to. 虽然我很想
You know how it works? 这个你会玩不？
Well, I assume you create spin, which gives it a third axis, 好吧 猜想需要转动它 创造第三运动轴
so that the wind can offset the gravity. 利用风力抵消部分重力
Yeah, that's it. Just like that. 对 正确 就这样
Wanna test that theory? 来检验一下理论？
All right. 好吧
- Fingers on the laces. - Yeah. - 手指握住缝线 - 好
- Oh, well. - Not bad. - 哦 好吧 - 不错
- I'll work it out. - I know you will. - 我会搞清楚的 - 知道你会
- Oh, that's it. - Mr. Selbee? - 哦 是这样子 - 塞尔比先生？
Maya Jordon. Boston Globe. 玛雅.佐敦 波士顿环球报的
I'd like to ask you some questions about GS Investment Strategies. 我想请教一些关于GS投资策略的问题
So, you and your wife count tickets in a hotel room for 11 days? 是你跟太太在汽车旅馆房间里数彩票 总共十一天？
Yup. 嗯
That's so much work. 工作量这么大
Mmm. 唔
It doesn't seem like work. 这不算辛苦了
I've worked all my life. 我辛苦了一辈子
This is different. 这个不一样
This is very different. 很不一样
You send it in yet? 文章发了没？
They helped their entire town. 他们帮助到整个小镇
The flaw isn't the story. 重点不是彩票漏洞
Well, this can't be a puff piece. 呃 你不能去吹捧他们
I need a headline. 我要的是头条
Ah. 啊
well, we do well on this one, we won't need the game anymore. 呵 干好这一把 我们就可以收手了
You know, I was thinking, 知道不 我在想
if we're going to have a fund for the town, 如果小镇复兴基金继续运行
managing it, it's gonna be a full-time job. 管理基金会是我们的全职工作
Well... 嗯…
Hey, you think we can get one of those offices downtown, like Steve's? 嘿 有没有想过在镇上搞个办公室 像Steve那样
What? 怎么了？
I already got us one right next to his. 我已经把他隔壁盘下来了
You did? Yes! 真的？是
In fact, his Corvette is actually in one of our parking spots. 而且 他的跑车就占了我们一个停车位
Well, we'll have to take care of that. 好吧 得让他知道
- What? - They're moving out the WinFall machine. - 怎么了？ - 他们在搬彩票机
Hey, hey! Hey. Hey! 嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿
Hey. Bill! Bill, what happened? 嗨 比尔 比尔 这是怎么了？
The lottery suspended our license. 彩票公司停了我们的牌照
- Why? - You didn't see the article? - 为什么？ - 你没看这篇报道？
馅饼…
馅饼只砸少数人
- Hey, buddy. How's school? - Uh, Dad. - 嘿 伙计 功课怎么样了？ - 呃 爸
- What are you doing here? - You're famous. - 你怎么来了？- 你出名了
Great move, genius. 干得不错 天才
Let's go. Pack up your stuff. You're coming home. 走吧 收拾一下 给我回家
Now. 现在
The high-volume betting groups discovered a flaw in the game 这个高额投注团伙发现一个彩票漏洞
and took advantage of it, to the tune of millions of dollars. 并且利用它赚了上百万奖金
Lottery officials expressed their surprise at the discovery 彩票公司对此表示震惊
and announced they will phase out the game after tonight's drawing. 同时宣布今晚开奖后 将终止这款游戏
Moving on to our next... 下一条新闻是
The last roll down was today. You could've gotten your final win. 今晚最后一次下滚 还能押把大的
Yes. But even if we found a place to bet, 是 不过就算我们找到彩票机
it wouldn't have felt the same. 感觉也变味了
It was more than just a game to him. 对你爸 这不止是游戏
He finally got to use his gift to connect to people. 而是他的天赋终于可以关联到别人
Jerry! 杰瑞
What? 怎么了？
The shareholders are having a meeting tonight 股东今晚召集会议
and were wondering if you could stop by. 问你能不能参加一下
Are they upset? 他们郁闷不？
If I told you that, you wouldn't come. 如果你不去
I tried to answer all their questions in the newsletter. 我已经在股东信里面解释过了
I don't think they know how to open the newsletter. 我感觉他们都不懂怎么打开股东信
Well, they don't have to worry about anything. 好吧 他们不用担心
We didn't break any laws. 我们没有违法
- Holy... It's jazz fest? - What? - 我的天 这是爵士音乐节？ - 什么？
Jerry! Marge! 杰瑞 玛姬
Yeah! 耶
Come on! 过来
Let's do this! 大伙儿等着呢
Yeah! Okay, right? 耶 好 来
Jer and Marge! 杰和玛
How did you... We missed the final play. 别兴奋 最后一把错过了
Oh, no, we did not. 没 没错过
Yeah, everybody took a store, Dad. All across the state. 嗯 每个人占领了一个店 全州铺开
We had a bus and everything. 我们包了辆大巴
What?Oh. 什么 噢
You didn't have to do that. 你们不用这么拼
You did it for us. Why wouldn't we do it for you? 你们一直为大家去拼 为啥我们不可以
And don't worry, we left you two the counting part. 别担心 对奖工作是留给你们俩的
Hey, Raj! 嗨 拉吉
I would help, but, uh, I can't count. 我可以帮手 呃 不过我不会
- Yes, you can. - I can count. I just don't like to count. - 你会的 - 我会 只是不喜欢
This town isn't just a newspaper article, Jerry. It's all of us. 我们镇可不只是一篇新闻稿 杰瑞 是我们所有人
And you brought this town back from the dead 你让小镇起死回生了
when nobody else could, because you don't think we're just numbers. 别人都做不到 是你相信我们不止是数字
No. No. 别 别
You're family. 我们是一家
Ladies and gentlemen, 女士们 先生们
please put your hands together for Tori Kelly! 请以热烈掌声 欢迎Tori Kelly
满天星光闪着我想你 Stars shining bright Above you
悠悠凉风唤着我爱你 Night breezes seem To whisper "I love you..."
Shall we? 跳舞吗？
悬铃木上鸟儿歌唱 Birds singing in the Sycamore tree
It is jazz fest. 这就是爵士音乐节
愿你今晚梦见我 Dream a little dream of me
晚安 晚安 亲吻我 Say nighty-night And kiss me
我只要你抱紧我 跟我说说你想我 Just hold me tight And tell me you'll miss me
在我最孤独忧伤的时候 While I'm alone and blue As can be
愿你今晚梦见我 Dream a little dream of me
星光淡去可我不愿走 心肝 Stars fading But I linger on, dear...
- Hey, Steve. - Hey, Rhoda. - 嘿 史蒂夫 - 嘿 罗达
Hey, you know, I've been working on that Eat, Pray, Lovetrip for you. 嘿 我正在帮你定制美食 信仰 爱情之旅
I got some great rates. 给你搞到不少折扣
Ooh. That's exciting. Thank you.Yeah. 噢 真棒 谢谢你
Yeah, sure. 呵呵 不用谢
Um, do you want to dance? 呃 想不想跳舞？
Um, yeah. I mean, do you? 噢 是 你想不想？
Yes. That's why I asked. 想啊 所有才来问你
Right. That does make sense.Yeah. 对 这才符合逻辑 是
Okay. 好吧
不论你的梦飞到哪里 But in your dreams Whatever they be
愿你今晚梦见我 Dream a little dream Of me...
How badly do you want to go and just count all those tickets? 你是不是还惦记着去数彩票？
Mmm. 嗯
It's taking everything in me not to do it right now. 我用尽洪荒之力才压住这点冲动
- I'm going to miss it. - Yeah, yeah. - 以后会想它的 - 是啊
Me, too. 我也会
I kinda wish we'd won the jackpot. Just once. 其实我还想中个大奖来着 哪怕就一次
I won the jackpot before we ever started. 我倒是老早就中了大奖
星光淡去可我不愿走 心肝 Stars fading But I linger on, dear
还在盼着你的吻 Still craving your kiss...
Jerry and Marge dissolved our betting group 杰瑞和玛姬解散了我们的彩票团体
when the WinFall game was phased out. 因为馅饼彩票终止了
They used most of their lottery winnings to start a construction loan business 他们的大部分奖金成立了一个建设贷款基金
for the town of Evart. 帮助伊瓦镇
Like many of their friends and neighbors, 也跟邻居朋友们一样
they also put their children and grandchildren through school. 全力资助下一代完成学业
I myself invested in a very luxurious man cave. 我自己开了家高档男士美容店
Jerry did finally give in and buy himself a new truck, 杰瑞终于想通了要换车
which was actually slightly used, 换了部落地不久的二手车
because he calculated that was a smarter purchase. 因为他算过这样性价比最高
And he would know. 哪怕他赢的奖金
His lottery calculation won a grand total of $27 million. 总额超过两千七百万美金
Okay, let's go count. 走 数彩票去
愿你今晚梦见我 Dream a little dream of me
He made how much? 他赢了多少？